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我之所以爱妮可... What I love about Nicole...
即便是令人尴尬的事 她也能让大家感到自在 she makes people feel comfortable about even embarrassing things.
你看上去很关爱动物 Hey, you look like you care about animals.
是的 Yes, I do.
当别人诉说时 她总能认真倾听 She really listens when someone is talking.
-愿意登记一下吗 -其实我... - Do you want to sign up here? - You know what? I...
真巧 我登记过了 It's funny, I actually signed up for this
但我从没有收到过回复 but I never heard from you guys.
有时她会因此花费太多的时间 Sometimes she listens too much for too long.
好吧 如果你给我发电邮... Okay, if you email me here...
非常感谢 祝你今天愉快 祝好运 Thank you so much. Have a good day. Good luck.
她是个好市民 She's a good citizen.
-打给他就好 -我不打 - Just call him. - I'm not calling.
当遇到棘手的家庭琐事时 She always knows the right thing to do
她总能知道该如何处理 when it comes to difficult family shit.
打给他 Call him.
当我犹豫不决时 I get stuck in my ways,
她知道何时该推我一把 何时该让我一个人静静 and she knows when to push me and when to leave me alone.
我们的头发都是她剪 She cuts all our hair.
她总是莫名其妙地 She's always inexplicably
泡一杯茶 却不喝 brewing a cup of tea that she doesn't drink.
对她来说 把袜子收好 或关上柜门 或洗碗 And it's not easy for her to put away a sock, or close a cabinet,
都不容易 但她会为了我努力去做 or do a dish, but she tries for me.
妮可在洛杉矶长大 身边都是演员 Nicole grew up in LA around actors,
导演 电影和电视 and directors, and movies, and TV,
她和她的母亲桑德拉 and is very close to her mother, Sandra,
以及她姐姐凯茜感情很好 and Cassie, her sister.
仔细看看包装 Note the wrapping.
妮可很会挑选礼物 Nicole gives great presents.
她作为母亲 会用心地陪孩子玩耍 She is a mother who plays, really plays.
-蜥蜴吗 -是的 - Lizard? - Yeah.
她从不厌烦 或对孩子说玩过头了 She never steps off playing or says it's too much.
-妈妈 -有时候肯定是玩过头了 - Mom. - And it must be too much some of the time.
"砍下了一颗圣诞树..." "...chopped down a Christmas tree..."
好吧 All right.
很好 二 三 四 什么 Nice. Two, three, four... What?
这是在逗我吗 我刚坐过牢 Are you kidding me? I was just in jail!
该死的 Goddamn it!
-别笑话我 别笑了 -她争强好胜 - Do not laugh at me! Stop it! - She's competitive.
她胳膊很有力 很会开罐头 She's amazing at opening jars because of her strong arms,
我觉得她这一点很性感 which I've always found very sexy.
她总是把冰箱塞得满满的 She keeps the fridge over-full.
不会饿着家里任何一个人 No one is ever hungry in our house.
她会开手动挡 She can drive a stick.
你怎么能这样 How could you?
出演了那部叫《情迷少女》的电影后 After that movie, All Over The Girl,
她本可以留在洛杉矶成为一名电影明星 she could have stayed in LA and been a movie star,
但她放弃了这个机会 跟我到纽约去演戏剧 but she gave that up to do theater with me in New York.
别让你花了冤枉钱 You might as well get what you paid for.
她很勇敢 She's brave.
舞技超群 She's a great dancer.
很有感染力 她让我也希望自己会跳舞 Infectious. She makes me wish I could dance.
当她不知道什么事 或是没有看过某本书 She always says when she doesn't know something,
某部电影或某部剧时 她都直言不讳 or hasn't read a book, or seen a film or a play,
而我却会信口开河 whereas I fake it or say something
或是假装自己有一段时间没看了 like I haven't seen it in awhile.
她最喜欢把我的疯狂想法 My crazy ideas are her favorite things
付诸实践 to figure out how to execute.
我们来试试... Let's try it...
爬行 crawling...
但同时又站着 but also standing.
她是我最喜欢的女演员 She's my favorite actress.
我之所以爱查理... What I love about Charlie...
查理无所畏惧 Charlie is undaunted.
他从不会因为别人的观点或任何挫折 He never lets other people's opinions or any setbacks
而放弃自己想做的事 keep him from what he wants to do.
他喜欢我 所以... And he liked me, so...
查理吃东西时总是速战速决 Charlie eats like he's trying to get it over with
就像有人跟他抢似的 and like there won't be enough food for everyone.
吃三明治时总是狼吞虎咽 A sandwich is to be strangled while devoured.
你的毛衣是不是穿反了 Is your sweater on backwards?
但他极其注意整洁 But he's incredibly neat,
我要靠他才能让一切井井有条 and I rely on him to keep things in order.
那... So...
他很有节能意识 He's energy-conscious.
抱歉 Sorry.
他不经常照镜子 He doesn't look in the mirror too often.
我哭了四次 I cried four times.
我也是 Me too.
他看电影时很容易落泪 He cries easily in movies.
不知道我们哭的是不是同一个地方 I wonder if it was the same four.
他非常自立 他会补袜子 He's very self-sufficient. He can darn a sock,
给自己做晚饭 烫衬衣 and cook himself dinner, and iron a shirt.
你弄得怎么样了 How are we doing over here?
甜椒切好了 The peppers are cut.
他很少会有挫败感 He rarely gets defeated, which...
而我却经常有 I feel like I always do.
我这还有几根胡萝卜 I've got some carrots.
查理从容地接纳我所有情绪 Charlie takes all of my moods steadily.
他不会被我的这些情绪影响 或让我因此难堪 He doesn't give in to them or make me feel bad about them.
他很会穿搭 He's a great dresser.
他从不会打扮不得体 男人很难做到这一点 He never looks embarrassing, which is hard for a man.
该死的 查理 振作起来 Goddamn it, Charlie, get it together!
他非常争强好胜 He's very competitive.
不是吧 Come on!
-这是什么 波罗的海大道是谁的 -我的 - What's this? Who owns Baltic Avenue? - Me.
多少钱 How much is it?
-我的钱不够了 -四百五 - I don't have enough. - $450.
好吧 那我破产了 对吗 游戏结束了 Okay, so I'm done? I'm done, right? That's it?
太不爽了 This is so frustrating!
太不爽了 总是我输 This is so frustrating. I always lose.
-爸爸 -他很喜欢当爸爸 - Dad. - He loves being a dad.
他喜欢一切本应遭人讨厌的事情 He loves all the things you're supposed to hate,
例如孩子耍性子或半夜醒来 like the tantrums, the waking up at night.
我做了个噩梦 I had a bad dream.
没关系 It's okay.
他如此热衷于这些事 几乎都让人生厌了 It's almost annoying how much he likes it,
但是 大多数情况还是挺好的 but... then, it's mostly nice.
爸爸 别走 Dad, stay.
他总是沉浸在自己的世界里 He disappears into his own world.
见鬼 Shit.
-什么是"见鬼" -我们到站了 - What's "shit?" - This is our stop.
他和亨利这点很像 He and Henry are alike in that way.
有人牙齿上或脸上沾了食物 He can tell people when they have food
他都会以一种 in their teeth or on their face
不会让人难堪的方式指出 in a way that doesn't make them feel bad.
好了吗 Are you good?
好了 Perfect.
查理白手起家 Charlie is self-made.
他的父母... His parents...
我只见过一次 但是... I only met them once, but...
他告诉我他小时候 he told me there was a lot of alcohol
父母经常酗酒 有时还很暴力 and some violence in his childhood.
她一出来望风 As soon as she comes with a lookout,
他们就拿摄像机跟上 they're coming with a camcorder.
摄像机 是这么叫的吧 Camcorder. Is that what they're called?
他没给自己留退路就从印第安纳州搬到了纽约 He moved to New York from Indiana with no safety net,
现在他比任何纽约人都更像纽约人 and now he's more New Yorker than any New Yorker.
-我确保他们用了对的杏仁奶 -有才 - I made sure they used the right almond milk. - Genius.
无论跟谁在一起 他都很擅长营造家的氛围 He's brilliant at creating family out of whoever is around.
在剧团里 他就像施了魔咒一般 With the theater company, he cast a spell
让所有人都很有归属感 that made everyone feel included.
所有人都同等重要 哪怕是实习生也一样 No one, not even an intern, was unimportant.
他能记住所有圈内笑话 He could remember all the inside jokes.
刮风天你会去哪 And where do you go when it's windy?
好吧 很好笑 Oh, yeah, that... that was funny.
他做事非常有条理 极其细致 He's extremely organized and thorough.
他非常清楚自己想要什么 He's very clear about what he wants,
不像我 有时会搞不清楚 unlike me, who can't always tell.
先停一下 Let's stop right there.
查理无所畏惧...
他非常争强好胜 他很喜欢当爸爸...
谁先来 Who wants to start?
我不会把它念出来的 I-I'm not going to read this out loud.
为什么 Why is that?
因为我不喜欢我写的东西 Because I don't like what I wrote.
当我们调解你们的分居 As we mediate your separation
以及最后的离婚时 and eventual divorce,
事情会变得相当有争议 things can get quite contentious.
所以 我希望先从回忆对方好的一面开始 So, I like to begin with a note of positivity,
让我的客户想起 for the people I work with to remember
他们当初结婚的理由 why they got married in the first place.
这样 当你们分开时 And so that, as you come apart,
你们就会记起 you're reminded that...
你曾对这个人有过深厚的感情 this is a person you had great feeling for,
或许在很多方面依旧如此 and maybe still do in many ways.
我来读我的吧 我喜欢我写的 I'll read mine. I like what I wrote.
你们都得读出来 For it to really work,
才有效果 you both have to read.
我不读 I'm not going to.
好吧 Okay, um...
我觉得这很可惜 I just think it's a shame
你们写下了对彼此的美好回忆 that you guys aren't going to get to hear,
却没有机会听到 uh, the wonderful things you wrote about each other.
她总说我不会写作 但我觉得我写得非常好 She always says I can't write, but I think mine's pretty good.
妮可 或许你听了查理写的会改变主意 Nicole, maybe you'd change your mind once you heard Charlie's.
我不想听查理写了什么 I don't want to hear Charlie's.
我们之前说好要听的 We promised to listen.
没错 That's right.
这是这个过程的第一步 That's the very first step in this process.
如果你们俩 Well, I think I'm going to go
要坐在这儿一唱一和 if you two are going to just sit around and
那我还是走吧 suck each other's dicks.
如此罪恶怎会节制 How can this evil allow moderation?
背叛亡者怎会是正义的 How can it be right to betray the departed?
人类怎可变得如此... How is it human to be so...
背信弃义 faithless?
我不需要不虔诚者的赞赏 I want no praise from impious men.
不要与他们安然共处一屋 No home with them of quiet ease.
我的血管之中仍流淌着高尚的血液 Noble blood still runs in my veins.
我要辜负我的父亲... Shall I fail my father...
压抑自己的哭泣 stifling my cries,
斩断悲伤的翅膀吗 clipping the wings of grief?
难道他的尸首注定要在土里不幸地腐败 Must his corpse in the ground wretchedly waste away,
眼睁睁地化为乌有吗 feebly count for nothing?
难道杀害他的凶手注定会幸灾乐祸... Must his killers gloat...
难道杀害他的凶手注定会幸灾乐祸 Must his killers gloat,
永远不用血债血偿... never to pay with blood, for blood...
查理把点评语给了我 但其实是给你的 Charlie gave me the note, but it's really for you.
-他要我不要卡壳 -怎么会是给我的 - He told me to pick up my cues. - How is that for me?
演戏就是回应 Acting is reacting.
我在回应你 你拖慢了我的节奏 I'm responding to you. You're slowing me down.
弗兰克 今晚是最后一场演出 你知道的 Frank, it's closing night, you know.
你觉得查理和妮可永远不会复合了吗 You don't think Charlie and Nicole will ever get back together?
对 我觉得这次真的结束了 No, I think this time it's really over.
还是有点奇怪 我觉得就像我爸妈要离婚一样 It still feels weird. I feel like my parents are splitting up.
一直都是"查理和妮可" It's always been "Charlie and Nicole."
-查理还会给点评语吗 -会 - Is Charlie still giving notes? - Yep.
你真幸运 妮可 真希望我也能去洛杉矶 You're lucky, Nic. I wish I was going to LA.
洛杉矶空间很大 这里太拥挤了 You can actually have space in LA. There's no space here.
女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
我想敬... I want to make a toast
查理 to Charlie...
还有我们亲爱的妮可 and to our beloved Nicole,
她即将到阳光灿烂的加州 who is going to be going out on a new adventure,
展开一段新的冒险 all the way to sunny California.
我们也准备尝试新的事物 And we are also going to try something new.
我们的剧目要在百老汇上演了 We are going to take our play to Broadway.
让我想起我自己年轻的时候 It reminds me of when I was a young person
第一次去百老汇的情景 and went to Broadway for the first time.
我跟你们说 And I'm telling you,
在27岁就赢得你的第一座托尼奖 winning your first Tony at 27,
这会冲昏你的头脑 it can mess with your head.
我那时还只是个小毛孩 I mean, I was just a baby.
伊利亚·卡赞在后台 Elia Kazan was backstage...
我要过去了 I'm going to go over there now.
-别去 玛丽·安 -用肘推着迈克·尼科尔斯 - Don't do it. Mary Ann? - elbowing Mike Nichols.
而迈克在跟迪特里希聊天 And Mike was chatting with Dietrich,
而玛琳 她通常特别风趣 and Marlene, you know, she usually was a barrel of monkeys,
但那晚她非常非常严肃 but tonight she was very, very serious.
稍等我一下好吗 Could you give me a second?
我得做些研究 不过... Well, I'd have to study it, but...
我以为你们很晚才会回来 I didn't expect you guys home until late.
-他怎么样 -挺乖的 准时就去睡觉了 - How's he doing? - Good, good. He went to bed on time.
没闹 No fuss.
我给他读了一段《时代广场的蟋蟀》 Read him some of Cricket in Times Square.
天 你们真是太好看了 God, you guys are so attractive.
该死 抱歉 我没忍住说出来了 Shit. Sorry, I didn't stop that from being said.
没关系 No, it's okay.
我会按完整工时付钱 I'll pay for the whole time.
是我们自己要早点回来的 We decided to come home early.
谢谢 还有来回路上的时间 Hey, thanks. And also the travel time...
...跟其他人一样聊天 但我得走了 ...conversation as well as anybody, but I've gotta run.
如果你懂我的意思的话 ...if you know what I mean.
-你要走了吗 -反正我没打算搬进来 - Y-You're leaving? - Well, I ain't moving in.
我们很快回来... We'll be back when you get your...
要是你不喜欢那个调解人 我们就再找一个 If you don't like that mediator, we'll find another one.
-好 -我们可能根本不需要调解人 Yeah. - W-We might not need a mediator.
反正我们把东西分了就行 我无所谓 We'll just split everything anyway, I don't care.
-我也无所谓 -大部分都可以归你 - Me neither. - You can have most of it.
我们要住得近点 让亨利更容易接受 We'll get apartments near each other, make it easier for Henry.
我们会解决好的 We'll figure it out.
-我们的目标是一致的 -对 - We want the same things. - Right.
话说 那个试播集一定很有意思吧 In the meantime, the pilot will be fun for you.
你不会觉得那剧本很糟吧 You don't think it's bad, do you?
我根本不看电视 所以我也没法判断 I don't ever watch TV, so, you know, I can't tell.
我跟亨利说了两周后去洛杉矶看他 I told Henry I'd come out to LA in two weeks to see him.
有话就说 Yes?
没什么 Nothing.
我能看出来你想给我点评语 I can tell you want to give me a note.
不 没有 No, I don't.
好吧 确实是 但我觉得... Yeah... I mean, yes, I do, but I guess...
我觉得现在可能已经不重要了 I guess it doesn't matter now.
你不会再参加我们的演出了 You won't be with the show anymore.
我想说的事挺蠢的 It's stupid.
你不告诉我的话肯定睡不着 You're not going to be able to sleep until you tell me.
有可能 Maybe not.
那就说吧 Okay, then.
是这样 有两点 So, there are two things.
我觉得你在第七幕开场时的姿势 I thought your posture at the top
还是太端着了 of scene seven is still too dignified.
-好吧 -还有就是... - Okay. - And then...
在结尾时 我能看出来你在强挤情绪 at the end, I could tell you were pushing for the emotion.
你知道我在舞台上哭不出来 Well, you know I can't cry on stage,
我也知道你不喜欢我假装 但... and I know you don't like it when I fake it, but...
我以为今晚也许能哭出来 但... I thought maybe tonight it would come, but...
并没有 it didn't.
我就想说这些 That's all I had.
谢谢你迁就我 Thanks for indulging me.
晚安 查理 Good night, Charlie.
This Is The Day
♪ 就是今日 ♪ ♪ This is the day ♪
♪ 这是主选定的日子 ♪ ♪ This is the day that the Lord has made ♪
♪ 是主选定的日子 ♪ ♪ That the Lord has made ♪
♪ 让我们狂欢庆祝 ♪ ♪ Let us rejoice ♪
♪ 让我们狂欢庆祝 尽情欢乐 ♪ ♪ Let us rejoice and be glad in it ♪
♪ 尽情欢乐 ♪ ♪ And be glad in it ♪
♪ 就是今日 ♪ ♪ This is the day ♪
妈 Mom.
外婆 暑假是用来休息的 G-ma, summer is for relaxing.
♪ 这是... ♪ ♪ This is the day... ♪
你今天想做些什么 What do you want to do today?
跟你一起边玩边休息 Hang out and relax with you.
-我也是 -不能休息 - Me too. - No relaxing.
妮可今天要去试妆发造型 Nicole has a hair and makeup test today,
而亨利 我们给你和表兄妹们报名了童话营 and Henry, we got you into Fairy Camp with the cousins.
我讨厌童话营 I hate Fairy Camp.
凯西说大家都喜欢童话营 Cassie says everyone likes Fairy Camp,
我觉得是真的 and I think this is true.
亨利 照我教你的 去给妈妈冲杯咖啡 Henry, go make your mom some coffee like I taught you.
妈妈 等着尝我的咖啡吧 Mom, wait till you taste my coffee.
你们总是一起睡觉吗 在纽约也这样 Do you always sleep together? Even in New York?
不 只是最近这样 毕竟我们还处于过渡阶段 No, it's just for right now while we go through this transition.
该死 Oh, shit.
查理来了可别告诉他 Don't tell Charlie when he gets here.
他讨厌孩子跟大人一起睡 He hates co-sleeping.
我得说 我支持查理 Well, I have to say, I agree with Charlie.
真是"没想到" Surprise surprise.
-就好像... -天 这么早 - It's as if... - Jesus, it's early.
你从天而降砸了进来 you have exploded......into this room.
这种事我可以自己来 I can do this part alone.
好吧 我不看 Fine. I won't look.
只要你在我家 起床时间就是六点半 As long as you're in my house, wake up is at 6:30 a.m.,
在你想明白你想做什么之前 and until you know what you want to do,
我们就得做我想做的事 we're going to do what I like to do.
我不能从以前凡事都顺着查理 I can't just go from what Charlie
变成以后凡事都顺着你 wanted to do to what you want to do.
虽然我64岁了 Even though I'm 64
还有个死了的同志丈夫 and have a dead gay husband,
我仍然能做到每天起床 I manage to get up every day,
过我的生活 并且对自己感到很满意 live my life, and feel pretty good about myself.
所以 也许你妈还是懂点什么的 So, maybe your mom knows a thing or two.
你知道我会怎么做吗 You know what I would do?
什么怎么做 About what?
等查理来了 我会立马带他去棕榈泉 When Charlie gets here, I'd whisk him off to Palm Springs.
我和你爸遇到瓶颈时就会这么做 That's what your father and I did whenever we hit a speed bump.
你不是撞见爸爸在棕榈泉给看门的吹箫吗 Didn't you walk in on Dad blowing the porter in Palm Springs?
我一直很后悔当时那么生气 And I always regretted getting so upset about it.
我和查理要离婚了 妈 Charlie and I are getting a divorce, Mom.
棕榈泉解决不了问题 There's nothing for us in Palm Springs.
你睡觉前得洗洗脸 You need to wash your face before you go to sleep.
等爸爸来了 When Daddy gets here,
-也许我们可以一起去坐大白鲨游船 -好 - maybe we could all go on the Jaws ride. - Yeah.
我也可以跟爸爸去一次 再跟你去一次 Or I could go once with Daddy and once with you,
反正我也不介意去两次 because I wouldn't mind going twice anyway.
不 我们都一起去 亲爱的 No, we'll all go together, sweetheart.
你知道吗 环球影城 Did you know that Universal Studios
也是我第一次试镜的地方 is where I did my first screen test?
在飞机上 我用查理的视角读了试播集剧本 On the plane, I re-read the pilot as if I were Charlie reading it,
我有点觉得简直太烂了 and I started to think it was just bad.
我的经纪人说值得一看 My agent says it's one to watch.
-这咖啡确实不错 谢谢 -不客气 - This coffee is good. Thank you. - You're welcome.
万一查理带着我原创的剧 What if Charlie is on Broadway
去了百老汇 with a play I brought him, which I originated,
而我却在演烂剧怎么办 and I'm just doing bad TV?
大家只会佩服能上电视的人 Everyone is only impressed when they see someone on TV.
-她真美 -她的假发看起来很棒 - She's beautiful. - Her wig looks great.
过去十年她都在哪 Where's she been the past ten years?
在纽约演些奇怪的戏剧 下城区的东西 Doing weird theater in New York, downtown shit.
-我看过一场 台上下雨了 -我能说句话吗 - I saw one. It rained onstage. - Can I say something?
挺棒的 前卫 It was good. Edgy.
她丈夫是导演 据说控制欲非常强 Directed by her husband, supposedly very controlling.
-她能来是我们的幸运 -我没想到她会答应 - We're lucky to have her. - I'm surprised she said yes.
我们该感谢她的离婚 We can thank her divorce.
她的手能调整下位置吗 Can she move her hand?
要做出孩子的头发跟她手指交错的效果会有点难 It's going to be hard to roto in the hair on the baby around her fingers.
你能把手再往孩子身体下方挪一点吗 Can... you move your hand further down the baby?
-哪里 这里吗 -完全离开头部 - Where? Like here? - Off the head entirely.
我得支撑住他的头 I have to support his head.
不 当然要支撑住头 No, no, support the head, of course.
只是试着...从肩膀的位置去支撑 Just try and do it from the... shoulders?
-完美 -是的 很好 - It's perfect. - Yes, good.
我不能这么抱孩子 I can't hold a baby like this.
她是对的 看起来会很奇怪 She's right, that's going to look weird.
不 完全可以 只是需要点时间去... No, we can totally do it. It just gonna take time...
这部剧必须符合自然科学的原理 这很重要 It was very important to me to have this show based on hard science.
这样我们就能看到你美丽的脸 So we can see your pretty face
而不是我们自己的 and not ours.
你应该看看植物入侵前我的样子 You should've seen me before the plants invaded.
我这是出于敬意 I say that with respect.
我是被两个妈妈养大的 I was raised by two mothers.
能把反光板放低点吗 帕布罗 Can you lower the board please, Pablo?
这样呢 这样行吗 Here? How about here?
现在呢 How about now?
怎么到哪都会有个撩妹的器械师 Why is there always a flirty grip?
你们想要什么效果都行 I can do anything you want.
我只需要她提前两小时... I just need her here two hours before...
我能说句话吗 Can I say something?
丹尼斯 稍等 怎么了 亲爱的 Dennis, hold on. What, honey?
她得知道怎么抱婴儿 She has to know how to hold a baby.
-后面等她杀了唐尼 -她杀了唐尼 - Later on, after she kills Donny... - She kills Donny?
这是秘密 我们没把那几页给剧组 That's a secret. We didn't give the crew those pages.
她成了植物界的某种大地母亲 ...she becomes a sort of a Earth mother to the plant community.
要是她对自己的孩子来说是个坏母亲 That's not going to make any sense
这逻辑就不能自洽了 if we feel like she's a bad mother to her own kid.
-她说得对 -唐尼知道吗 - She's right. - Does Donny know?
能离开纽约感觉一定很好 Must be nice to get out of New York.
我本来就是这里的人 Well, I'm from out here.
我们的女儿米娅在纽约大学 住在一个小屋子里 Our daughter, Mia, is at NYU, living in a shoebox.
她说有一次热得都有40度了 She says it went up to 104 the other day.
-我们很激动能请到你 -我也很激动能来 - We are just so excited to have you. - I'm excited to be here.
我们要走本世纪早期的审美风格 We're going for an early aughts aesthetic,
你能来就更有保障了 so having your presence just nails that.
本世纪早期的审美有什么特点 What signifies early aughts?
《爱上少女》之前在电视上播出了... Into The Girl was on TV...
-是《情迷少女》 -或是什么流媒体之类的 - All Over The Girl. - ...or streaming or something.
你在那部电影里太他妈性感了 You are fucking hot in that movie.
-卡罗 -去他的 我说的是心里话 - Carol. - Fuck it, I speak my mind.
不能让我们的儿子看 We're not allowing our son to see it.
因为你露奶了 Because you show your tits.
-卡罗 -是啊 - Carol! - Yeah.
-丹尼斯 -这是卡特·米切姆 - Dennis. - This is Carter Mitchum.
他是加大洛杉矶分校的未来学家 He's a futurist at UCLA.
他是剧里所有环境相关细节的顾问 He's consulting on all the environmental stuff for the show
以确保细节准确无误 so it's accurate.
-很高兴见到你 -做到了吗 - Nice to meet you. - Is it?
-什么 -准确 - What? - Accurate?
目前为止 完全没做到 So far, none of it.
这试播集肯定能过 准备好搬回洛杉矶吧 This pilot will go. So get ready to move back to LA.
听着 你刚才在那边说的一切 Listen, everything you were saying
都非常正确 back there was absolutely right.
如果她不是个好母亲 我们就会失去观众 If she's a bad mom, we lose the audience.
没人知道我们会写死唐尼 Nobody knows we're killing Donny,
-包括唐尼自己 -我以为... - including Donny. - I... I thought...
要是你想参与我们的编剧工作 一定要告诉我们 Let us know if you'd like to be part of our writer's room.
我相信你一定能帮上大忙 I bet you'd be really helpful, actually.
或者我也可以当导演 Or I could direct.
-可以啊 -抱歉 可能听起来有点疯狂 - No, yeah. - Sorry, what? Maybe that sounds crazy.
不会 你有执导的样片吗 No, do you have a reel?
没有 我没实操过 No, because I've... I've never done it.
但我看我丈夫做了这么多年了 I watched my husband do it for years.
就快是前夫了 Almost ex-husband.
未婚夫的反义词是什么 What's the opposite of fiancé?
我和丹尼斯会跟你的经纪人聊聊 Dennis and I will talk to your agent about it.
在剧团的时候我就一直想试着执导 At our theater I always wanted to direct,
然后查理就会说一些 and then Charlie would say something like,
"下次让你来"之类的话 但导演一直都是他 "The next one," but he was always the director,
所以永远不会有"下次" so there never was a next one.
谁知道呢 要是我们不离婚 也许会有吧 I don't know. Maybe if we'd stayed married, there would've been.
不 我们要写死他 看起来不太可能... Yeah, no. We're going to kill him off. It seems unlikely...
我要给你一个号码 I'm going to give you a number.
行啊 是心理医生吗 是的话我已经有了 Okay, is it a therapist? Because I have a therapist.
其实是我妈的心理医生 我们共用一个 Well, it's my mom's therapist. We share her.
她是个律师 我和丹尼斯离婚时就是找她代理的 She's a lawyer. She represented me when I left Dennis.
你和丹尼斯离婚了 You and Dennis are divorced?
2013年的事了 Since 2013.
你们还在一起工作 You still work together.
挺好啊 That's nice.
才不好 他就是个王八蛋 Oh, no, he's a fucking cocksucker.
诺拉帮我争取到了这个项目的一半 Nora got me half of this project in the settlement.
我们说过不请律师的 Well, we talked about doing it without lawyers.
我妹妹已经让我见了几位 My sister had me meet a bunch of them already,
我讨厌他们 and I... just... hated them.
打给诺拉 Call Nora.
她挽救了我的人生 She saved my life.
抱歉 我... Sorry, I...
看起来这么邋遢 look so schleppy.
我刚参加完孩子在学校的活动 I had an event at my kid's school.
我就直说了吧 Let me get this out of the way.
我觉得你是个很出色的演员 I think you're a wonderful actress.
谢谢 Thank you.
我很喜欢《情迷少女》 I loved All Over The Girl,
还有那些戏剧... but the theater stuff too...
你看过我的剧 You saw the theater stuff?
我去年在纽约宣传我的书 I was in New York last year for my book,
对了 记得问我要一本 which, remind me to give you a copy,
我的出版商带我去看的 and my publisher took me.
太好了 Great.
-谢谢 -你太厉害了 - Thank you. - You are awesome.
-是查理导演的 -我知道 - Well, Charlie directed it. - I know.
他很有才 He's very talented.
是的 He is.
他们要去百老汇演出了 They're moving it to Broadway.
当然 不带我 Well, without me, of course.
有你这样的妻子是他的福气 He was lucky to have you.
你还好吗 How are you doing?
抱歉 Sorry.
亲爱的 Honey...
深呼吸 You take some breaths.
与此同时 我做个自我介绍 And while you do, I'm going to tell you about myself.
如果你选择雇我 If you should choose to hire me,
我会不知疲倦地为你工作 I will work tirelessly for you,
你随时可以打电话或发短信联系我 and I'm always available by phone or text,
除了我带孩子的时候 except when I'm with my kids.
我坚持每天到学校接送孩子 I insist on doing drop off and pick up every day at school.
-我理解 -我也经历过这些 - I understand. - I've been through this myself.
谢谢 安妮 所以... Thank you Annie. So...
我知道你的感受 I know how it feels.
-是吗 -是的 - You do? - Yes.
我和我前夫有个孩子 我前夫是个自恋的艺术家 I have a kid from my ex, who is a narcissistic artist...
还存在语言暴力 and verbally abusive.
我现在有个住在马里布的好男友 I'm now with a great boyfriend who lives in Malibu.
真好 Oh, good.
查理不坏的 Well, Charlie's not terrible.
当然了 No, of course not.
但他们起初为了得到你的欢心而对你关怀备至 But they ravish you with attention in the beginning...
等我们有了孩子 成了妈妈 and then once we have babies, we become the mom
他们就厌烦我们了 and... they get sick of us.
是的 Yeah.
你现在想住在哪 姑娘 Where do you want to live now, doll?
这个... Well...
显然 我现在在这里 I'm here now, obviously.
我不知道试播集能不能拍成电视剧 但是 I don't know if the show will get picked up, but...
这里有家的感觉 it feels like home.
就是家 It is home.
这是我除了查理之外仅有的家了 It's the only home I've ever known without Charlie.
你想留在这里吗 You want to stay here?
查理不会愿意的 他... Charlie's not going to want that. He...
他不喜欢洛杉矶 He hates LA.
我们关心的是你的想法 We're interested in what you want to do.
在我看来 你在纽约待得够久了 Sounds to me like you did your time in New York.
他也可以在这里住一段时间吧 He can do some time here, no?
他总说将来会的 但从未... He always said we would, but he never...
做到 did.
你儿子多大了 How old is your son?
亨利八岁了 Henry's eight.
是的 Yeah.
他喜欢洛杉矶 He likes LA.
我不知道这对他公不公平 I don't know if it's fair to him.
你听我说 I want you to listen to me.
你现在做的是希望之举 What you're doing is an act of hope.
你明白吗 Do you understand that?
明白 Yeah.
你在说 "我希望自己过得更好" You're saying, "I want something better for myself."
没错 I do.
现在是最难熬的时期 And this, right now, is the worst time.
以后只会越来越好 It will only get better.
汤姆·佩蒂不是唱过"等待最难熬"吗 Wasn't it Tom Petty who said "The waiting is the hardest part"?
我不知道 I don't know.
他离婚时 我是他妻子的律师 I represented his wife in their divorce.
我帮她拿到了那首歌一半的版权 I got her half of that song.
我不想要钱之类的 I don't want any money or anything.
我有点担心 因为我们之前说好不请律师 所以... I just worry because we weren't going to use lawyers, so...
我不想太咄咄逼人 I don't want to be too aggressive.
我还想继续和他做朋友 I want to stay friends.
我们会尽可能缓和地处理 We'll do it as gently as possible.
好了 Now...
你能多和我说点目前的情况吗 Can you tell me a little more about what's going on?
因为我们要一起做的事就包括 Because part of what we're going to do together
讲述你的故事 is tell your story.
很难说清楚 It's difficult to articulate.
事情... It's...
不像说不爱了那么简单 not as simple as not being in love anymore.
我懂 I understand.
不如从头说起吧 从哪都可以 Why don't you start at the beginning? Wherever that is for you.
好吧 Well, uh...
我之前和本订婚了 I was engaged to Ben
住在洛杉矶 and living in LA, you know?
我感觉 没错 我想和本拍电影并嫁给他 And I felt like yes, I want to make movies and marry Ben.
天啊 我当时也就二十岁左右 Jesus, I was only 19 or 20 at the time.
我这辈子从没觉得自己那么老过 I never felt older in my whole life.
总之 如果说实话 Anyway, if I was honest with myself,
我感觉内心有一小部分死去了 it was like a small part of me felt dead...
或者将死了 or dead-ish.
你告诉自己 You know, you tell yourself,
"没有完美之人 也没有完美恋情" "No one's perfect, no relationship's perfect."
这茶真好喝 This tea is delicious.
是吧 加了麦卢卡蜂蜜 Isn't it? It's the Manuka honey.
总之 你刚刚问起查理 Anyway, uh, you were asking about Charlie.
所以 So, um...
所以 是的 我当时...我当时 So, yes. So, I was... I was...
和本在一起很幸福 也意识到自己心死了 happy with Ben and aware of the deadness,
我去了纽约 and I went to New York
去见一部太空电影的导演 to meet with this director for this space movie.
但这是一部对太空严肃对待的电影 But one where they take space seriously, like...
在太空进行性交易 sex trafficking in space.
有政治意义 You know, it was political.
至少他们想让我们这么觉得 Or at least they wanted us to think it was.
总之 那部电影... Anyway, it just...
那部电影和某些糟糕的色情片一样 it was really fulfilling the same need
满足的是相同的需求 that certain fucked up porn does.
但总之 But anyway, so...
我去了之后 while I was there...
制片人 the producer...
邀请我去看一场戏剧 invited me to see a play.
在一个人的公寓里演的 把灯都打开了 It took place in someone's apartment with all the lights on.
我之前从未看过这样的剧 It was like nothing I'd ever seen before.
这种奇特的 This strange...
超现实的反乌托邦故事 surreal, dystopian story,
演得特别好 and it was so well-acted.
其中一位演员身材高大 邋邋遢遢 And one of the actors was this big shaggy bear
说台词的时候全程都盯着我 who played all his lines looking directly at me,
我知道不可能是这样 但我觉得是的 which I knew couldn't be the case, but it felt like it.
之后当然了 我了解到我当时的感觉是对的 And then later, of course, I learned that it was.
这饼干也很好吃 These cookies are really great too.
走的时候送你几盒 I'll send you home with some.
后来 我与演职人员认识了一下 Afterwards, I was introduced to the cast,
发现那个大高个还是导演 and the bear turned out to also be the director.
他和我说话 He talked to me and...
我也和他说话 I talked back.
我的心没有死去 只是暂时昏迷了 The dead part wasn't dead, it was just in a coma.
然后 And...
和他聊天 比性爱还美妙 it was better than the sex, the talking.
不过 Although the...
性爱也和聊天一样 the sex was also like the talking.
恋爱中的一切都很相似 You know, everything is like everything in a relationship.
你不觉得吗 Don't you find that?
然后 And, um...
我们两个 So, we spent...
一整夜和第二天都在一起 然后... the whole night and the next day together and...
我就留下来了 I just never left.
是 说实话 所有的问题 Yes, to be honest, all the problems
在一开始就存在了 were there in the beginning too.
但我就接受了他和他的生活 But... I just went along with him and his life
因为活过来的感觉真是太好了 because it felt so damn good to feel myself alive.
一开始 我是演员 是明星 In the beginning, I was the actress, the star, and...
感觉还是很不错的 That felt like something, you know.
人们一开始都是冲着我来看剧的 但是 People came to see me at first, but...
我渐渐失去光彩了 the farther away I got from that and...
剧团越来越受欢迎 the more acclaim the theater company got,
我的分量也越来越轻 and I had less and less weight.
我就变成了那种 I just became...
"谁" "Who?"
"就是当时演了那个的女演员" "Well, you know, the actress that was in that thing that time."
他变成了招牌 And he was the draw.
那... And... that...
本来还没关系 但是 would've been fine, but...
我变得越来越渺小 I got smaller.
我意识到我... I realized I...
我从来没有为自己而活过来 I didn't ever really come alive for myself.
我只是成了他活着的养料 I was just feeding his aliveness.
然后 And...
你知道的 you know...
他那么聪明 又有创意 没... he was so smart and creative, it...
没关系的 it was fine.
我会在家里私下告诉他一些事 You know, I would tell him things at home in private,
然后这些事 and they would work their way
会出现在公共谈话里 然后进入他的作品 into public conversation into his work, and...
有一段时间 我感觉满足了 我太... For a while, that felt like enough. I mean, I was just so...
太... so...
太受宠若惊 像他这样的人 so flattered that someone like him would...
会觉得我的想法值得一试 would find an idea I had worth trying
觉得我的评论值得重复 or a comment I made worth repeating and...
然后我怀孕了 and then, I got pregnant.
我以为生孩子这件事 And I thought that having a baby
可以是我们的 是真正属于我们俩的 could be ours, could really be ours,
但也是属于我自己的 but also really mine.
他非常激动 And... you know, he was so excited.
所以挺好的 So, it was nice.
持续了一段时间 For a while.
孩子... I mean, kids, they...
属于他们自己 就好像 they belong to themselves. It's like...
孩子离开你的身体一瞬间 就是 the instant they leave your body, it's just...
孩子离开你的过程... the process of them going away...
而我并不属于我自己 And I didn't belong to myself.
小事 蠢事 大事都由不得我 And it was small stuff, stupid stuff, and big stuff.
我们家所有的家具 All the furniture in our house
都是他挑的 was his taste.
我都不知道自己的品味是什么了 I didn't even know what my taste was anymore
因为没人征求过我的意见 because I had never been asked to use it.
我们的公寓都不是我选的 我直接搬到了他家 I didn't even pick our apartment. I just moved into his.
我也表达过想搬回洛杉矶的想法 但是 And I made noises about wanting to move back to LA, but...
犹如石沉大海 they came to nothing.
我们会在节假日过来 因为他喜欢我的家人 And we'd come here on holidays because he liked my family.
但如果我提出来在这住一年什么的 But if I suggested we do a year or something,
他只会敷衍我 he'd just put me off.
我会... It would be...
措手不及 如果他突然问我 strange if he turned to me and said,
"你今天想做什么" "And what do you want to do today?"
我刚看完那部乔治·哈里森的纪录片 You know, I just watched that documentary on George Harrison,
披头士乐队主音吉他手
我就想 "认了 and I thought, "Own it.
认了 Just own it.
像乔治·哈里森的妻子那样 Be like George Harrison's wife.
做个贤妻良母 这就够了" Being a wife and a mother, that's enough."
结果我发现我想不起她的名字 Yeah, then I realized I couldn't remember her name, so...
然后我接到了试播集的邀约 This pilot came along.
在洛杉矶拍摄 报酬丰厚 It shot in LA and it paid so much...
就好像有一根小小的求生索扔到我面前 And it was like there was this little lifeline thrown to me.
有一片属于你的天地 Here's this bit of earth that's yours, and...
为此我在他面前 I was embarrassed about it
觉得有点丢脸 但还有另一种感觉... in front of him, but it was also like...
这就是真正的我 这就是我的价值所在 yeah, this is who I am, and this is what I'm worth.
或许是挺蠢的 但至少是属于我的 And maybe it's stupid, but at least it's mine.
如果他能给我个大大的拥抱 对我说 And if he had just taken me into a big hug and said,
"宝贝 我为你的冒险感到无比激动 "Baby, I'm so excited for your adventure.
我当然想让你拥有一片属于自己的天地" Of course I want you to have a piece of earth that's yours."
那么... Then...
那么我们可能就不必离婚了 Well, then, we might not be getting divorced.
但是 But...
他嘲笑了我的梦想 he made fun of it and...
和平时一样心怀妒忌 was jealous like he is, and...
然后他想起了钱的事 then he realized about the money.
然后他跟我说我可以把钱投回剧团 And he told me I could funnel it back into the theater company.
那时我才意识到 And that's when I realized...
他 he...
眼里真的没有我 truly didn't see me.
他没有把我看作是独立于他的个体 He didn't see me as something separate from himself.
我让他说出我的电话号码 And I asked him to say my phone number.
他居然不知道 He didn't know it.
所以我离开了 So, I left.
而且我觉得他跟舞台监督玛丽·安有一腿 Also, I think he slept with the stage manager, Mary Ann.
那个混球 That fucking asshole.
75 Seventy-five...
就是70 just 70,
那两个0 those two zeros,
-75.00... -"如果铁路无主 - seventy-five point zero zero... -"If railroad is unowned...
-意思就是0分 -你可以从银行买下来" - that's zero cents. - ...you may buy it from the bank."
"移动到伊利诺... "Advance to Illios...
-伊利诺伊 -伊利诺伊大道" - Illinois. - ...Illinois Avenue."
"移动" 是什么意思 "Advance..." what does that mean?
意思是你得去伊利诺伊大道 It means you've got to go to Illinois Avenue.
那伊利诺伊大道在哪 So where is Illinois Avenue?
那个 That one.
范肖-齐默-肯普律所 至 查理·巴伯
凯西 查理到了之后 So Cassie, when Charlie gets here,
你就把信封递给他 you're going to hand him the envelope.
为什么非要让我给他 Why do I have to do it?
因为妮可非常擅长 Because Nicole is very good at
让别人帮她办事 getting people to do things for her.
才不是这样 That's not what this is.
她九岁之前 我一直帮她擦屁股 I wiped her butt until she was nine years old.
她很擅长这一套 She's very seductive that way.
不 妈妈 法律规定不能由我递交他 No, Mom, legally, I can't be the one who serves him.
但我说的还是大实话 But still, what I'm saying is true.
我真的得给他递信封吗 Do I have to actually hand him the envelope?
是的 但我会提前告诉他 Yes, but I'm going to tell him in advance
里面是离婚文件 that they're divorce papers.
诺拉说不必如此正式 亨利在哪 Nora says it doesn't have to be so formal. Where's Henry?
他跟山姆 朱尔斯和莫莉在客厅玩 He's playing in the living room with Sam, and Jules, and Molly.
让他们上楼去吧 查理很快就到了 Let's get them upstairs. Charlie's going to be here soon.
山姆 上楼去 Sam, go upstairs.
我会告诉查理是怎么回事 So, I'll tell Charlie what's happening,
然后凯西 你把信封给他 and, Cassie, you then hand him the envelope.
好吧 Okay...
我好紧张 I just get nervous.
你能撤销递交吗 Well, can you un-serve?
-什么意思 拿回来吗 -对 - What do you mean? Like take it back? - Yeah.
应该可以 I think so.
-你应该去确认一下 -以防我们改主意 - You should check. - In case we change our minds...
我不会改主意的 I'm not going to change my mind.
或者我们觉得他太可怜 ...or we feel too bad for him.
以防我不小心做错了 Maybe in case I do something wrong.
你们俩现在让我觉得难受 知道吗 Now you're both just making me feel bad, okay?
抱歉 抱歉 我真的很紧张 Sorry, sorry, I'm nervous!
我们都紧张 Well, we all are.
我们都很爱查理 And we love Charlie.
你不能再爱他了 妈妈 You have to stop loving him, Mom.
也不能再跟他做朋友 You can't be friends with him anymore.
我跟查理的关系 Charlie and I have our own relationship...
独立于你们的婚姻 independent of your marriage.
就像我现在和 Just like I'm still friends
凯西的前任杰夫还是朋友 with Cassie's ex, Jeff.
你还在和杰夫见面吗 Are you still seeing Jeff?
偶尔吃顿午餐 An occasional lunch.
我简直不敢相信 I can't believe you!
对了 他还是想把相机要回去的 He still wants his camera back, by the way.
听着 没有什么关系可以独立于我们的婚姻 Listen, nothing can be independent of our marriage right now.
我不敢相信连这个还要我解释 I can't believe I even have to explain this to you.
站在我这边 好吗 Just be on my side, okay?
-好吧 -还有 - Okay. - And...
别再和杰夫见面了 stop seeing Jeff!
凯西 你负责递交 Cassie, you're the server.
让我再多练习几次 Just let me practice a few times.
试演时 我的表现一向很糟糕 I was never a good auditioner.
因为你太想拿到角色了 That's because you wanted it too badly.
这可不是试演 It's not an audition.
-我来扮演查理 -我的手紧张地出汗 - I'll play Charlie. - It's just my palms are so perspired.
亲爱的 你把信封都弄湿了 Sweetie, you're blotting the envelope.
或许应该让妮可扮演你 Maybe Nicole should play you.
你听听自己说的话 Did you really just say that?
我们不需要练习 这又不是表演 We don't need to practice. This is not a performance.
上一瓶酒已经喝完了吗 Did we finish the other wine already?
-是的 -是的 - Yeah. - Yeah.
好吧 我去接他 Okay, let me get him.
-好的 -你们俩都去另一个房间 - Okay. - You both go in the other room.
凯西 你去确保亨利 Cassie, you make sure that Henry
跟莫莉和朱尔斯一起上楼了 goes upstairs with Molly and Jules.
这就去 Happening now.
-妈 -我来拿我的酒 - Mom! - I'm getting my wine.
-怎么了 -亨利在楼下的洗手间拉屎 - What? - Henry's pooping in the bathroom downstairs.
能让他上楼拉吗 Can we transfer him to the one upstairs?
他应该正在拉 I think it's mid-poop.
等他出来立刻带他上去 Just grab him when he comes out.
-凯西 -怎么了 - Cassie? - What?
我把信封放在烤面包机旁边了 I'm... I'm putting the envelope over here by the toaster.
收到 Copy you.
-亨利在哪 -他在拉屎 - Where's Henry? - Uh, he's pooping.
亨利 Hi, Henry!
能用这沙发吗 Does this couch still open?
嗯 Yeah.
我下飞机后收到了短信 I got off the plane to a text,
但先别告诉别人 这还是个秘密 but don't tell anyone yet. It's still a secret.
好的 Okay.
我获得了麦克阿瑟天才奖 I won a MacArthur grant.
查理 Charlie!
天呐 太棒了 Oh, my God, that's great!
祝贺你 Congratulations.
你自己不能说这话 我帮你说 I'll say it because you can't,
这是天才奖 你是天才 it's the genius grant. You're a genius.
我真为你感到高兴 这是你应得的 I'm really happy for you. You deserve it.
这个奖也是属于你的 我们共同的功劳 It's yours too. We did all of this together.
谢谢 但是... Thank you, but...
奖是你的 查理 好好享受吧 it's yours, Charlie, you enjoy it.
我饿死了 I'm starving.
奖金很丰厚 五年分期支付 It's good money, and they parse it out over five years.
不过这样我就能给所有的剧团成员发薪水 But it means I can keep everyone in the theater company employed,
还上信用卡欠款 pay my credit card debt.
太棒了 So great.
当然了 我立刻觉得"从现在起要走下坡路了 Of course, I went instantly to, "It's all downhill from here.
-我的百老汇首演一定会失败" -不会 - Now my first Broadway play has to fail." - No.
我们刚开始重新排演 我也不知道 We just started rehearsals again, and I don't know.
每次开演前你都是这样 最后都很顺利 You always don't know at this point, and then, it gets there.
是吗 我不记得了 Do I? Because I don't remember.
我知道 是真的 放心吧 I know, it's true, it'll be great.
好吧 希望你说得没错 Okay, I hope you're right.
大家都问候你 Everyone says hi.
帮我问候他们 我想他们了 Tell them hi. I miss everyone.
等你回去就能看到他们了 You'll see them again when you come back.
麦克阿瑟天才奖 百老汇 A MacArthur, Broadway...
太让人激动了 It's so exciting.
祝贺你 查理 Congratulations, Charlie.
哪个洗手间 Which bathroom?
-什么 -他不是在拉屎吗 - What? - Is he pooping?
楼下的 Downstairs.
你妈在家吗 Is your mom home?
嗯 她在楼上 Yeah, she's upstairs.
-怎么样了 -还没拉出来 - How's it going? - Nothing yet.
-是我 -我知道 - It's me. - I know.
我刚到 I just got here.
-我给你带了东西 -太棒了 - I brought you something. - Yay.
妈妈也要送我礼物 Mom's getting me a present too.
-为什么 -拉屎的奖励 - Why? - For pooping.
-我爱你 -我爱你 - I love you. - I love you.
我觉得我们不该再为拉屎这件事给他奖励了 I don't think we should reward him for pooping anymore.
我知道 但他一周没拉了 I know, but he holds it in and it's going on a week.
-拉出来就算奖励了 外婆 -小查理 - It's its own reward. G-ma! - Charlie-bird!
不 别这样 Oh! No! Stop it!
天呐 我个头很大的 Oh, God, I'm huge!
-你像羽毛一样轻 -妈 - You're as light as a feather. - Mom?
你怎么不回我上一封电邮 Why didn't you respond to my last email?
你的电邮太有文采了 Well, your emails are so articulate.
我被吓到了 I get intimidated.
-妈 你能不能... -现在换我把你举起来了 - Mom, can you... - Now, I'm going to lift you!
妈 Mom?
-妈 -怎么了 - Mom? - What?
上楼 Upstairs.
我现在给你回电邮去 I'm going to write you back now.
凯西 Cassie?
查理 Hey, Charlie.
我喜欢你的发型 I like your haircut.
谢谢 Thanks.
-妈 -我去 - Mom? - I'll go.
亨利在叫你 妮可 Henry's calling you, Nicole!
我听到了 I hear him.
怎么了 亨利 What's going on, Henry?
能帮我叫下妈妈吗 Can you ask Mom to come?
他让你过去 He wants you.
那是什么派 What kind of pie is that?
是... It's...
山核桃派 pecan.
-你做的吗 -我不知道 - Did you make it? - I don't know.
不是 是商店买的 No, it's store bought.
你知道第三大街的乔安家吧 You know Joan's on Third?
-知道 很好吃对吧 -什么 - Yeah. It's good, right? - What?
那家店吗 对 The store? Yeah.
朱尔斯和莫莉特别喜欢 Jules and Molly love it.
-你还好吗 -是的 - Are you okay? - Yes.
我就是好热 I'm just hot!
我给你倒点水 I'll pour you some water.
妮可说你在演一部戏剧 Nicole says you're doing a play?
你应该会喜欢的 I-I think you'd like it.
这个剧本从没登上过舞台 It's a great unproduced play
是一个很有趣的英国编剧写的 by this really interesting British writer.
-所以你要演英国口音的 -对 - So, you do an English accent? - Yeah.
偏英格兰北部口音 It's more northern England.
让我听听 What does that sound like?
你要来杯茶吗 You want a cup of tea, do ya?
是这样 很好 Right. Good.
谢谢您 夫人 这是... Thank you, missus. What is...
这是什么 What's this?
是马尼拉纸信封 亲爱的 It's a manila envelope, love.
-我能再来一遍吗 -上面写着我的名字 - Can I start over? - It has my name on it.
天啊 Jesus.
抱歉 递交你了 Sorry. You're served.
-你做了什么 -什么都没做 我不知道 - What did you do? - Nothing. I don't know.
我不会说谎 I can't lie.
递交你了 You're being served.
你们要离...我不知道 抱歉 You guys are getting a div... I don't know, I'm sorry.
我本来想提前告诉你的 以免把事情闹大 抱歉 I was going to warn you so it didn't become a thing. I'm sorry.
我感觉像是在做梦 I feel like I'm in a dream.
我们的婚姻已经不存在了 We don't have a marriage anymore.
我知道你不想婚姻破裂 I-I know you don't want the disruption,
但你也不想要这段婚姻 but you don't want to be married.
可有可无 Not... really.
但我不想这样 But I don't want this.
你指望会怎样 What did you expect was going to happen?
我不知道 我可能还没想明白 I... I don't know, I guess I didn't think it through,
我以为我们说好了不找律师的 but I thought we agreed we weren't going to use lawyers.
我想要的... I want...
我不知道 我想尽量用 I don't know, I'm trying to say this
不夸张的方式说出来 as undramatically as possible.
我想要的... I want...
是一种完全不同的生活 an entirely different kind of life.
我们等你拍完试播集回纽约再说吧 Let's wait until you finish this pilot and come back to New York.
我们回到家再一起解决这件事 Let's figure it out there, at home, together.
诺拉是出了名的公平 Nora's known for being very fair.
我们不需要通过信件来沟通 We don't need to do it with envelopes.
-这是诺拉发来的 -是 - This is Nora? - Yeah.
她非常棒 我觉得我们可以和她成为朋友 She's great. I feel like we could be friends with her.
我怎么觉得不会呢 Why do I feel like that won't happen?
只是走个形式 It's just a formality.
-为什么... -你不必马上回复 - Why... - You don't have to respond right away.
为什么凯西拿了个派来 Why did Cassie have a pie?
那是她带的派 跟这个没关系 The pie was hers. The pie wasn't part of it.
你确定吗 Are you sure?
一个派能有什么关系呢 I mean, what would the pie have to do with anything?
我不知道 感觉它使事情更糟糕了 I don't know. It somehow makes it worse.
抱歉 派就只是派 I'm sorry, but the pie was just a pie.
那 怎么 So, what...
我要怎么做 What do I do?
你也找个律师 You get a lawyer too.
我想我得行动起来了 Well, I guess I better be going.
"斯图尔特从沟里爬出来 钻进车里 "Stuart rose from the ditch, climbed into his car...
出发上路 一路向北 and started up the road that led toward the north.
这时太阳刚刚从右边的小山坡升起 The sun was just coming up over the hills on his right.
他凝视着前方绵延宽阔的大地 As he peered ahead into the great land that stretched before him,
道路一眼望不到尽头 the way seemed long...
天空一片明亮 but the sky was bright.
他感觉自己正朝着正确的方向前行" And he somehow felt he was headed in the right direction."
我都忘了故事结局是这样的 I forgot it ended that way.
是啊 斯图尔特真的反应过度了 不是吗 Yeah, wow, Stuart really overreacted, didn't you think?
他为船的事难过 He was upset about his boat.
爸爸 你走吧 Dad, you go away.
妈妈 你留下 Mom, you stay.
-爸爸才刚来 -没关系 - Hey, Daddy just got here. - It's okay.
爱你 Love you.
你可以等会再过来 叫醒我 You can come back, and wake me up,
读故事给我听 好吗 爸爸 and read to me later, Daddy, okay?
好的 Okay.
你等会可以来我床上睡吗 Will you come sleep in my bed later?
好的 Yeah.
坚持住 小查理 Hang in there, Charlie-bird.
谢谢 外婆 Thanks, G-ma.
婚姻场景
-他现在处于粘妈的阶段 -没事 - He's in a mommy phase right now. - It's okay.
不好意思 我喝多了 I'm sorry. I drank too much wine.
-可以想象 -晚饭也没吃 - I can imagine. - And didn't eat dinner.
压力太大 Stressful time.
希望亨利没看出来 I hope Henry didn't notice.
他肯定没看出来 I'm sure he didn't.
我当了妈以后才意识到 Now that I'm a parent, I realize my parents
我爸妈带我的时候大概一直在喝酒 were probably drunk all the time with me.
是啊 Yeah.
真不好意思 I'm sorry again.
谢谢 Thanks.
你要住哪里 Where are you staying?
那个 我... Well, I...
还没... hadn't...
那我就... I guess I'll...
高地那里有家新开的酒店 There's a new hotel on Highland that's...
据说不会很贵 而且挺不错的 supposedly not too expensive and... and pretty nice.
好的 我去看看 Okay, I'll check it out.
再次祝贺你获得麦克阿瑟天才奖 Again, that's great about the MacArthur.
谢谢 Thanks.
-查理 -怎么 - Charlie? - Yeah?
谢谢 Thanks.
该死 Fuck.
-怎么了 -她找的律师是诺拉 - What? - She's being represented by Nora.
听说她以公平著称 She's supposedly very fair?
好吧 事实是这样的 杰克 All right, here's the fact, Jack.
我每小时收费九百五十美元 I charge $950 an hour.
泰德收四百 Ted is 400.
如果你要问愚蠢的问题 找泰德 If you have a stupid question, you call Ted.
首先 我们要收两万五千美元的预付费 To start, we'll need a $25,000 retainer.
-我付不起这么多 -还有你所有的财务状况 - That's more than I can... - And all your financials.
我们要进行司法会计鉴定 We need to do a forensic accounting.
这个费用预计要一万到两万美元 Which runs anywhere from ten to twenty thousand dollars.
要是我们能立马达成协议 应该不会太贵 But if we can all agree right away, it shouldn't get too bad,
-对吧 -你是在洛杉矶登记结婚的吗 - right? - You were married here in LA?
是的 因为她妈妈和妹妹在这里 Yes... because her mom and sister are out here
我跟我的家人不大来往 and I'm not close with my family.
你儿子是在这里出生的吗 Your son was born out here?
是的 也是因为 Yes, because, again,
她妈妈和妹妹住在这里 我和... her mom and sister are out here and I'm not...
也就是说 你在这里结的婚 So, you got married here,
你的孩子在这里出生 your kid was born here...
而且她在这里向你递交了文件 and she served you here?
对 但我们之前住在纽约 Yeah, but we lived in New York.
怎么了 Why?
-有什么问题吗 -我们得换个说法 - Is there a problem? - We'll have to reshape the narrative.
如果你真想让你的孩子跟你回纽约 If you're serious about having your child in New York,
我的建议是 this is what I suggest.
带你的孩子...你是不是说他叫弗莱德 You take your kid... D-Did you say his name was Fred?
亨利 Henry.
亨利 Henry?
那我怎么会说弗莱德 Why did I say Fred?
我有个儿子叫弗莱德 I have a kid named Fred.
你现在马上带亨利跟你回纽约 You take Henry to New York with you right now.
我们在纽约起诉 Then we file an action in New York.
把它变成纽约的案件 We make this a New York case.
我们要主张你们家在纽约 We need to make an argument that you're a New York-based family.
我们就是 Well, we are.
否则你以后可能 Otherwise, you'll probably never
只能在洛杉矶见到你儿子了 see your kid outside of LA again.
真的吗 不行 Really? No.
很难说服法院让孩子搬家 It's very hard to convince the courts to move a kid.
一旦你让老婆孩子离开纽约 As soon as you let your wife and child leave New York,
你就是在给自己挖坑 you made life very difficult for yourself.
是 但正如我说的 Yes, but as I said,
我们家在纽约 这是事实 we're a New York family, that's just a fact.
她只是暂时待在这里 She's... here temporarily.
那你觉得她为什么要在这里向你递交文件 Then why do you think she served you out here?
我不知道 但是亨利想回纽约 I don't... know, but Henry wants to go back to New York.
别管你孩子说了什么 Don't quote your kid.
他只是挑你想听的话说 He's just telling you what you want to hear.
相信我 他跟她说的是另一套 And trust me, he's telling her the opposite.
把巴伯的材料给我 Let me have the Barber file!
给你 It's right here.
把我的午餐改到一点半 Move my lunch to 1:30.
什么是 What's...
"退场羊" "Exit Goat"?
退场幽灵 是我剧团的名字 Exit Ghost. It's the name of my theater company.
你是导演 You're a director?
戏剧导演 是的 Theater director, yeah.
有我看过的剧吗 Anything I've seen?
我不知道 你看过什么剧 I don't know. What have you seen?
我们的《厄勒克特拉》要到百老汇演出了 Our production of Electra is moving to Broadway...
我们很激动 which is exciting.
我们得保护好这笔钱 We have to make sure that money is protected.
搞戏剧赚不到多少钱的 I mean, it's theater, so it's not a lot of money.
我基本上把赚的钱都投到剧团里了 I basically put whatever money I make back in the theater.
我在想 我们是不是该要抚养费 I wonder, do we ask for support?
-有意思 -让妮可给吗 - Interesting. - From Nicole?
我不会这么做的 I'm not going to do that.
你妻子家里有钱吗 Does your wife's family have money?
她母亲以前演电视剧赚了些钱 Her mother has some from her TV career.
她父亲去世了 And her father died.
我们可以主张不让她母亲见孩子 Well, we could say that we don't want her mother to see the kid,
把她拉进这个案子 draw her into the case.
那样的话 她母亲可以付你的诉讼费用 In that instance, her mother could pay your legal fees.
不行 No.
我跟她母亲关系很好 I'm very close to her mom.
妮可的家人就是我的家人 Nicole's family has been my family...
是 但以后就不是了 Yeah, but that's going to change.
我建议你赶紧接受这个现实 And I suggest you get used to it.
我们要雇个私家侦探 We need to hire a private investigator.
真的吗 我是说 Really? I mean...
-真的要这样吗 -你妻子吸毒吗 - Really? - Does your wife do drugs or anything?
可卡因 Coke?
吸得不多 Not in any real way.
如果她是个完美的母亲我们就赢不了了 Well, we're not going to win if she's the perfect mother.
有一阵子她吃胃药上瘾 She was addicted to Tums for a while.
那不算什么 她一天最多吃一瓶 It wasn't nothing. She was up to a tube a day.
你有注意到有人跟踪你吗 Have you noticed anyone following you?
没有 No.
那多留意一下 Well, keep an eye out.
你要做好准备 Look, you need to be prepared for the fact
诺拉会把你描绘成一个忽略孩子 不顾家的父亲 that Nora is going to portray you as a neglectful, absent father.
-我并不是 -你住在纽约 - But I'm not. - You live in New York.
你工作很忙 You're consumed with your work.
她和你的孩子独自留在这里 生活得很艰难 She and your kid are out here, struggling.
诺拉会采取这个策略 我肯定 Nora's going to use that strategy. I'm sure of it.
但是妮可不会说谎的 But Nicole's not going to lie.
听着 如果我们讲理 Listen, if we start from a place of reasonable,
他们不讲理 and they start from a place of crazy,
达成协议时 我们就会介乎讲理和不讲理之间 when we settle, we'll be somewhere between reasonable and crazy.
仍然是不讲理 Which is still crazy.
半不讲理就是不讲理 Half of crazy is crazy.
俗话说 You know what people say,
"刑事辩护律师看的是坏人最善良的一面 "Criminal lawyers see bad people at their best,
离婚律师看的是好人最丑陋的一面" divorce lawyers see good people at their worst."
这一切还没结束 你就会开始恨我和泰德 Before this is all over, you're going to hate me and Ted,
因为我们代表着你生活中最丑陋的一面 just because of what we represent in your life.
我相信你说的 I'm sure you're right.
再跟我说一遍你的故事 你来这里看孩子 So tell me the story again. You came out here to see your kid.
-也许我没解释清楚 -她向你递交了文件 - Maybe I'm not explaining this well. - She serves you.
我们很友好 我们很好 We're friendly, we're fine.
-真是个婊子 -我们就想把问题解决了 - What a bitch. - We're just trying to figure this out.
她不是婊子 She's not a bitch.
谢谢 但这不是... Thanks, but this isn't...
我们换个方式解决 We're doing it a different way.
吃 喝 再婚
再说费用这么贵我根本付不起 And... I can't even close to afford this.
我得回纽约了 I've got to get back to New York.
我还要排演百老汇的剧呢 I have a Broadway play in rehearsals.
我那时可是大红人 I was the hot shit at that time.
年轻 特别性感 一头秀发 Young, very sexy, with a great head of hair.
我非常感激查理给了我这个机会 I just so appreciate that Charlie gave me this opportunity.
或者我应该感激妮可 Or maybe I should thank Nicole.
我听说妮可的试播集要拍成电视剧了 I heard Nicole's pilot went to series,
所以她要搬去洛杉矶了 so she's moving to LA.
他们把亨利送去了那边的学校 And they put Henry in school out there.
查理也要搬去吗 Well, is Charlie moving too?
查理不去 Not Charlie.
他不会抛弃我们的 He won't abandon us.
而且剧团在洛杉矶也搞不起来 And you can't do theater in LA.
查理说她拍完剧就会和亨利一起 Charlie said she and Henry are coming back to New York
搬回纽约 when she finishes filming her show.
我觉得不一定 I wouldn't be so sure.
显然妮可一直不想留在纽约 Nicole was never going to stay in New York, that was obvious.
她可能早就在计划这次搬家了 She was probably planning this move all along.
相信我 她会抓住一切机会 When she sees an opportunity, believe me, she takes it.
洛杉矶挺好的 Well, LA is nice.
空间大 The space.
获得四次奥斯卡的影后 舔我的... Miss Four Time Oscar winner, sucking my...
大家今天还好吗 Okay, how is everyone today?
别靠太近 我被唐娜传染了感冒 Nobody get too close. I think I caught Donna's cold.
-抱歉 查理 -我在等亨利跟我视频 - Sorry, Charlie. - I'm expecting a Skype call from Henry,
一会儿可能要失陪一下 so I might have to step out.
查理 你现在经受的事 So, Charlie, what you're going through now
会很可怕 但总会结束的 is going to be horrible, but it will be over.
谢谢 弗兰克 Thanks, Frank.
-还有一件事 -什么 - Another thing. - Yeah?
趁现在多找几个人上床 Fuck as many people as you can right now.
女人 男人都行 Women, men.
-你认真考虑一下 -绷带可能得找人帮缠一下 - Take what I said seriously. - You might need help wrapping gauze.
-得紧一点 -好吧 我搞不太清楚 - It needs to stay tight. - Okay, I'm... I'm confused.
这套隐形人服装是哪一幕用的 What... scene is the Invisible Man outfit for?
不 那是我的万圣节服装 No, that's my Halloween costume.
科学怪人服装是给亨利的 And the Frankenstein is for Henry.
他这周末要来 He's coming here this weekend.
我们要去公园坡讨糖 We're going to trick or treat in the Slope.
二人均为导演 均拍摄过科学怪人改编影片
我做的更接近詹姆斯·怀勒版本 而非肯尼斯·布拉纳 I made it more James Whale than Kenneth Branagh.
-很好 -我能跟你谈谈吗 - Perfect. - Can I talk to you?
行 去... Yeah, over...
我已经把前两次排练的走位都打出来了 I've typed up the blocking from the last two rehearsals,
这是七十年代丹麦版的导演注释 and here are the director notes from that Danish production from the '70s.
你在哪里找到的 Where'd you find it?
图书馆 The library, duh.
我今晚能过去吗 Can I come over tonight?
玛丽·安 现在太艰难了 Mary Ann, it's too hard now.
我现在没法和任何人在一起 I just can't be with anyone right now.
但你还没离婚我们就做过 But we did it when you were married
那时我们就不该做的 and we shouldn't have done it.
现在你已经离婚了 我们不该做吗 And now that you're not married, shouldn't we be doing it?
我现在还没有离婚 I'm not not married yet.
你这是在折磨自己 You're torturing yourself.
你盯着剧团别出乱子就行 Just make sure everything doesn't go to hell.
-我就指望你了 好吗 -好 - I'm relying on you, okay? - Fine.
-谢谢 -我希望你能多接受别人的好意 - Thanks. - I wish you'd accept generosity better.
等等 让我... Hold on. Let me...
-你好 -是查理·巴伯吗 - Hello? - Is this Charlie Barber?
是 Yes.
你好 我是诺拉·范肖 Hi, this is Nora Fanshaw.
我是你妻子妮可·巴伯的代理律师 I represent your wife, Nicole Barber.
-你好 -你现在找到律师了吗 - Hi. - Do you have an attorney yet?
没有 No.
那么我可以直接和你谈话 好吗 Okay, then it's okay for me to talk to you directly, okay?
好 Okay.
我打电话来是因为 I'm calling because we haven't
我们还没收到你的回复 received your response to our filing.
我最近一直忙于排演戏剧 Yeah, I've been rehearsing this play
还有坐飞机来回往返洛杉矶 and flying back and forth to LA.
你必须作出书面回复 You're going to need to file your response.
妮可说不用着急 Nicole said there was no rush.
你收到我方文书 It's been more than 30 days
已超过三十天 since you were served.
法律规定你应当在三十天内回复 By law, you're meant to respond within 30 days.
我不喜欢我第一次约见的律师 I didn't like the first lawyer I met.
你收到的文件上写得很清楚 It says that very clearly on the document you were given.
你看过了吗 Did you read it?
看了 但我以为只是字面上说说 Yeah, but I thought that's just what it says.
我们本来没打算请律师 We weren't even going to do it with lawyers.
查理 我觉得我不应该把我的衬衫塞进去 Charlie, I think I shouldn't tuck in my shirt.
妮可说我可以慢慢来 Nicole said I could take my time.
我们已经让你慢慢来了 And we've let you take your time.
-拍床戏时它总是跑出来 -你能等等吗 - It comes out during the love scene. - Could you hold a second?
什么床戏 What love scene?
我抱贝丝那一幕 When I hug Beth.
你没有抱贝丝的戏 You don't hug Beth.
我想我们应该在这里拓展一下 I think it's something we should explore.
你就不能塞得更紧点 或者让唐娜别个别针吗 Can't you just tuck it in tighter or get Donna to safety pin it?
而且我很讨厌 I also have a kind of a thing
-把东西塞进去 -查理 - about tucking things in. - Charlie?
如果你不书面回复 If you don't file your response,
我们就将申请对你进行缺席审判 we're going to file a request for default judgment against you.
...我对自己的身材缺乏自信 ...insecurities about my figure.
-查理 -在 抱歉 - Charlie? - Yes, sorry.
缺席审判 那是什么意思 别抱贝丝 Default judgment, what does that mean? Don't hug Beth.
我们能够索要想要的一切 We'll be able to lay claim to whatever we want.
什么意思 你们想要什么一切 W-What do you mean, whatever you want of what?
你的公寓 你的东西 你拥有的一切 Your apartment, your things, everything you own.
我们... We...
我和她已经讨论过这点了 我们没多少东西 She and I already discussed this. We don't own that much stuff.
她想拿走什么都行 She can have pretty much whatever she wants.
这意味着我们能申请 And it means we'll set the number
最高标准的儿童抚养费 for child support at its highest level
并且主张孩子的完全监护权 and claim full custody of your child.
完全监护权 Full custody?
-那不... -法律是这样规定的 - I mean, that's not even... - This is what the law says.
妮可不会那么做的 不会的 Nicole's not going to do that. I mean, she won't.
不 查理 我代表妮可 No, Charlie, I represent Nicole,
我告知你的每句话她都知晓 and she's aware of everything I'm saying to you.
我今早才跟她聊过 I just spoke to her this morning.
我打来电话的五分钟前刚跟她聊过 Well, I spoke to her five minutes before I got on the call.
好吧 那我该怎么做 Okay, so what do I do?
你得找个律师 然后立刻回复 You need to get a lawyer and respond immediately.
妮可想要和平解决这件事 Nicole wants to do this amicably,
但你让我们别无选择 but you're leaving us no other option.
我会找律师的 我能在这里找吗 I'll get a lawyer. Can I get a lawyer here?
-我不知道"这里"是哪里 -纽约 - I don't know where "Here" Is. - New York.
怪不得有这么多喇叭声 That's what all that honking is?
不行 你得来洛杉矶 在洛杉矶找律师 No, you'll have to come to LA and meet people in LA.
我在排演... I'm rehearsing a...
如果你不在周五前于洛杉矶做出回复 If you don't respond in Los Angeles by Friday,
我们就别无选择了 you'll leave us no choice.
哪条线 Wh... which line?
我得接个电话 你能稍等片刻吗 查理 I have to take this. Can you hold on a second, Charlie?
我和妈妈正在玩超级秘密寻宝游戏 Me and Mommy are in the middle of a super secret treasure hunt.
-我以为飞机九点到 -你穿的是什么 - I thought the plane landed at nine. - What are you wearing?
连裤袜 Sock pants.
的确是九点到 连裤袜是什么 It did. What are sock pants?
他不喜欢风吹在腿上的感觉 He doesn't like to feel the breeze on his legs.
他自己穿的 He dressed himself.
那他可以穿长裤 我能跟你谈谈吗 There are long pants. Can I talk to you?
都快中午了 It's almost noon.
堵车 我们得走了 There was traffic. We've got to get going.
我们为什么从来没玩过寻宝 Why don't we ever do a treasure hunt?
亨利 你能等等吗 Henry, can you wait a minute?
不许私下谈话 No talking alone.
就谈一会 然后我就过去 Just one bit of talking alone, then I'll be right there.
我接到了你律师打来的电话 I got a call from your lawyer.
她说如果我不回复 She said you'd take everything and...
你就会拿走一切以及孩子的抚养权 custody and everything if I didn't respond.
我们最好让律师处理这事 It's better if we just let the lawyers do this.
对 但我觉得她说的话不是你的本意 Yeah, but she's saying things I don't think you mean.
亨利 我们得走了 Henry, we need to get going.
我现在不想走 I don't want to go now.
-你找到律师了吗 -我来这里就是为了这事 - Have you gotten a lawyer yet? - That's what I'm here to do.
快来 亨利 我赶时间 Come on, Henry. I'm in a rush.
我还有三个线索 I have three more clues.
你为什么要在我快到的时候 Why did you start a treasure hunt
开始玩寻宝游戏 or whatever so close to my arrival?
-真酷 -你迟到了 我们在打发时间 - Cool. - You were late. We were killing time.
宝贝 快来 我们回头再玩寻宝游戏 Honey, come. We're going to finish the treasure hunt later.
-我要发财了 -好 - I'm going to be rich! - Okay.
你跟着爸爸 会很好玩的 You're going to go with your daddy, it's going to be fun.
我准备了礼物 回来就奖励给你 And I've got a present for you when you get back as a reward.
他又不是去看牙医 He's not going to the dentist.
-我就是想帮忙 -我要留在这里 - I'm trying to help. - I'm staying here.
走吧 Come on.
亨利 Henry?
-装了儿童增高座椅吗 -装了 - Got the booster? - I have a booster.
等一下 没弄好 Oh, wait, no, it's not in.
什么没弄好 What's not in?
座椅没固定好 The seat's not connected.
我让租车公司装了 I asked the rental company to install it.
他们不能装 装了就要担责任了 Yeah, I think they can't for liability reasons.
-你知道要怎么... -我来...你把... - Do you know how these things... - Let me just... if you...
-应该可以卡住的 -底下... - There should be a clip to clip onto. - ...dig...
妈的 Fuck!
-为什么骂人 -扎到我了 - Why "Fuck?" - Something sharp.
-我不能和妈妈待在一起吗 -不行 - Can't I stay with Mom? - No.
为什么不行 Why not?
轮到我陪你了 我飞了快五千公里过来 It's my time with you. I just flew 3,000 miles.
我不想去 I don't want to.
亨利 赶紧上车 Henry, get in the fucking car!
抱歉 但是赶紧上车 I'm sorry, but Jesus, get in the fucking car.
乐高生化战士怎么拼 How do you spell Lego Bionicles?
那是两个词 乐高是哪个字母开头的 That's two words. What does Lego start with?
告诉我嘛 Just tell me.
-你不想学吗 -不想 - Don't you want to learn it? - No.
-反正就印在盒子上 -是"L" - It's on the box, anyway. - L...
然后呢 Then what?
是"E" 剧团的人都托我跟你打招呼 E... you know, everyone at the theater says hi.
然后是什么 Then what?
是"咯"声的字母 A "G-g-g" sound.
-你期待万圣节吗 -是"J"吗 - Are you excited for Halloween? - J?
是"G" G.
-然后呢 -然后是"欧"的音 - Then what? - And an "O" Sound.
-"O"吗 -你期待万圣节吗 - O? - Are you excited for Halloween?
期待 Yeah.
我带了我们俩的服装 I brought both our costumes.
我要穿商店买来的忍者装 I'm going as a store-bought ninja.
但我们说好了 我让唐娜给你做了科学怪人服装 But we agreed. I had Donna make you a Frankenstein.
我不想扮成科学怪人了 I don't want to be a Frankenstein anymore.
你确定吗 Are you sure?
先看看再说 Maybe just look at it.
很棒的 我们会扮成科学怪人和隐形人 It's awesome. We'll be Frankenstein and the Invisible Man.
妈妈给我买了忍者服 Mom bought me a ninja costume,
它更好 因为更贵 which is better because it costs more.
理论上来说 把唐娜花的时间 Technically, the Frankenstein cost more
还有材料算进去的话 科学怪人服装更贵 when you factor in Donna's time and the materials.
表兄妹们也要扮成忍者 The cousins are also going to be ninjas.
可是我们花了那么大力气 亨利 But Henry, we went through all this trouble.
好吧 Okay.
随便你吧 Whatever you want.
请取票 Please take the ticket.
-爸爸 你离太远了 -我知道 - Dad, you're too far. - I know.
请取票 Please take the ticket.
我不放心把包留在车上 So, I'm not comfortable leaving the bags in the car
因为我把车钥匙给了不认识的人 where I've given the key to someone I don't really know.
我来过这里 I've been here.
这是个办公楼 It's an office building,
你肯定去过类似的地方 so you've been to places like this before.
我记得这些鱼 I remember those fish.
鱼看起来都差不多 A lot of fish look the same.
有什么事吗 Can I help you?
我是查理·巴伯 和丹·科恩约了一点半 I'm Charlie Barber. I have a 1:30 with Dan Cohen.
你的玩偶在哪 Where's your little man?
我这次没带 我把骷髅放在我妈妈家 I don't have it this time. I keep my skeletons at my mom's.
好吧 Okay.
好的 Okay.
抱歉 我们尝试过联系你 I'm sorry. We tried to reach you.
科恩先生想让我代他道歉 Mr. Cohen wanted me to apologize.
他不能见你 因为显然你妻子 He can't see you because apparently your wife
已经和他在8月7日见面谈过代理一事了 already met with him on the 7th of August about representation.
但她雇了别人 But she hired somebody else.
-诺拉 -范肖吗 - Nora... - Fanshaw?
但很遗憾 因为她已经找科恩先生咨询过 But unfortunately, because she consulted with Mr. Cohen already,
根据法律 他不能再为你辩护 he's legally barred from representing you.
-我们来喂鱼吧 -好 - Should we feed the fish? - Yeah.
-这种事情很常见 -是吗 - It happens all the time. - Really?
你有停车票的话我可以帮你免去停车费 If you have a ticket, I can validate your parking.
人们尽可能多地见律师是很常见的 You know, it's common that people meet with as many lawyers as possible
这样他们配偶的选择就会很有限 so that their spouse has limited options.
我不认为她会故意那么做 I don't think she would've done it deliberately.
你太天真了 You'd be surprised.
它们出水能呼吸吗 Can all of them, like, breathe out of the water?
你和妈妈去了很多办公室吗 Did you go to a lot of offices with your mom?
没有特别多 Not so many.
十一个吧 Like 11.
我不认为会有人偷包 爸爸 I don't think anyone would have stealed the bags, Daddy.
我今天得找到律师 I need somebody today.
如果我明天还不回复 她说我会失去监护权 If I don't respond by tomorrow, she said I could lose custody.
我不知道该打给谁了 I didn't know who else to call.
肯定有她没找过的律师 There's got to be someone she didn't meet.
我知道一个人 I have a name for you.
伯特·斯皮茨 Bert Spitz.
他曾是罗伯托经纪公司的娱乐业律师 He was the entertainment lawyer at Roberto's agency.
太好了 Great.
但他几年前被逼退休 But then he kind of got pushed into retirement a few years ago,
然后转向了家庭法领域 and he went into family law.
-我联系了他 -谢谢你 外婆 - I called him. - Thank you, G-ma.
-他今天三点能见你 -妈的 - He can see you today at three. - Shit.
我们从未有过这次谈话 小查理 We never had this conversation, Charlie-bird.
没问题 我爱你 You got it. I love you.
爸爸 Dad!
-我得再买一个汉堡 -为什么 - I need a new burger. - Why?
因为你让我们俩扛着包进餐厅 Because you made us carry your bags into the restaurant,
我把汉堡弄掉了 I dropped it.
没事 把我的给你 上车吧 That's fine. I'll give you mine. Get in the car.
你今天不能和我玩为什么还带上我 Why did you bring me today if you couldn't hang out with me?
因为我之前一直不在 我想见你 Because I've been away and want to see you.
杰米·蒂贝有个妹妹 Jamie Tuber has a little sister
叫莉莉·蒂贝 named Lily Tuber.
-嗯 -莉莉·蒂贝真的很蛮横 - Yeah. - And Lily Tuber is really bossy.
带着孩子离婚 Getting divorced with a kid
可能会是你做过最艰难的事 can be one of the hardest things you'll ever do.
就像是没有尸体的死亡 It's like a death without a body.
我有切身体会 我经历过四次 I know personally. I've been there four different times.
你离了四次婚吗 You've been divorced four times?
结了四次婚 Married four times.
离了三次 Three divorces.
上帝保佑最后一次会长久 This last one will stick, God willing.
这正是我转向家庭法领域的原因 That's why I graduated into family law,
帮助人们熬过这段痛苦的时间 to help people survive this painful time.
我是这么看的 Here's how I see it.
如果我们一直纠缠于"谁做了这个谁做了那个" If we get bogged down in "Who did this," and "Who did that,"
还有"我不想付那两美元" and "I don't want to pay the two dollars,"
这只会让你花费更多钱与时间 it'll just cost you more money and time and...
还有情感压力 emotional stress,
可能最终还是同样的结果 and you'll probably end up with the same result anyway.
没错 Right.
我认同这一看法 我相信她也是 I mean, I agree with that philosophy. She does too, I'm sure.
我总是依照事实 不管结果会如何 And I always go with the truth, no matter where that takes us.
我这行大多人伪造事实 You know, most people in my business make up the truth
以实现自己的目的 so they can get where they need to go.
你对他们来说只是交易 You're just transactions to them.
我喜欢把你们当人看 I-I like to think of you as people.
挺好的 Okay, good.
不只是你 她也是 And not just you, her too.
对 Yes.
这过程可能会闹得很难看 You know, this can be a really ugly process.
但我也相信不必闹得不可收场 But I also believe it doesn't have to be terrible.
我很高兴听你这么说 I'm glad to hear you say that.
我想尽可能减少开支 I'd love to keep expenses down as much as possible.
当然 Of course you do.
我收费是每小时四百五十美元 需要一万预付金 I charge 450 an hour and I need a $10,000 retainer to start.
我看看能不能预支百老汇的收入 I'll see if I can get an advance on the Broadway transfer.
记住了 你还得付她的律师费 And keep in mind, you'll have to pay for her lawyer.
我不... I didn't...
-什么 -至少一部分 - What? - Well, at least part of her.
这没道理 是不是 It doesn't make sense, does it?
你这么做是因为爱孩子 I mean, you're doing this because you love your kid.
可这么做的同时却消耗了用于孩子教育的钱 And in doing so, you're draining money from your kid's education.
-太荒谬了 -确实 - It seems ridiculous. - It is.
确实 年轻人 It is, boy.
我们必须马上回复 We'll have to respond right away.
你儿子在这里上学吗 Your son goes to school out here?
是的 暂时的 我们说好了 Yeah, temporarily. We agreed.
她的试播集要拍成电视剧了 我想迁就她 Her pilot went to series and I wanted to accommodate her,
因为她经常觉得我们总按我的想法做 as she's often felt we do things on my terms.
在离婚时做个更好的丈夫 Be a better husband in divorce.
大概吧 但我们住在纽约 I guess something like that, but we live in New York.
因为你孩子在这里上学 Well, with your kid going to school out here,
法庭可能不会这么认为 the court may see it differently.
我们会上法庭吗 Will we go to court?
不 我们可不想上法庭 No, no, we don't want to go to court.
加州的法庭就是灾难 The courts in California are a disaster.
不 我们只是得考虑到这一点 No, that's just how we have to think about it.
这应该不是我的眼镜 I'm not sure these are my glasses.
你在这里时住哪 Where are you living while you're here?
我现在住在酒店 I'm in a hotel right now.
不 酒店看起来不太妙 No, a hotel doesn't look good.
-谁看 -法庭 - To who? - The court.
你刚刚说我们不会上法庭 You just said we weren't going to go to court.
不 当然 当然 No, of course, of course.
我们必须做好上庭的准备 希望不会上庭 We have to prepare to go to court, hoping we don't go to court.
好吧 Okay.
你应该在洛杉矶找个住处 You should get a place in LA.
在她附近的房子 对争夺监护权更有利 And get a place near her. It looks better for custody reasons.
她住在西好莱坞 房租很贵 She's in West Hollywood. That'll be expensive.
我想我可以把我们在纽约的公寓租出去 I-I guess I could rent our New York apartment.
不要出租 Don't rent it.
你必须继续证明你们是住在纽约的 You have to continue to prove New York residence.
当然 如果你在洛杉矶有住处 And of course, if you have a place in LA,
就很难证明你们都住在纽约 是吧 it's hard to show you all live in New York, isn't it?
那... So...
我该怎么做 what do I do?
我建议你尽可能多地陪伴你儿子 I recommend you spend as much time as you can with your son.
许多人争取监护时间 Many people fight for that time,
然后又根本不用 then they don't even use it.
他们只是想赢 They just want to win.
事情没那么复杂 对吧 This shouldn't be that complicated, right?
我们家住在纽约 I mean, we're a New York family.
我觉得一切都很清楚 不是吗 I think it's all pretty straightforward. Right?
我希望是 I hope so, yes.
我觉得没理由... I see no reason...
你们两个都爱孩子 You both love your child.
你们尊重对方 You respect each other.
这过程没理由会很痛苦 Why this shouldn't be relatively pain-free.
没错 Right.
你戴的应该是我的眼镜 I think you have my glasses.
怪不得 That makes sense.
-你在做什么 -看这本杂志 - What have you been doing? - Reading this magazine.
你在看《加州律师》吗 You were reading California Lawyer?
是的 Yeah.
好 我就快结束了 Okay, I'm almost done.
我不会对那只猫期待太高 I wouldn't expect too much from that cat.
-你想养什么宠物 -不知道 - What kind of pet do you want? - I don't know...
我希望你知道这一切终究会结束 I want you to know that eventually this will all be over,
不管我们这次是赢是输 and whatever we win or lose...
都该是你们两个人一起解决这事 it'll be the two of you having to figure this out together.
谢谢你 Thank you.
你是这个过程中第一个把我当人看的 You're the first person in this process who's spoken to me like a human.
你让我想起第二段婚姻中的自己 You remind me of myself on my second marriage.
快过来 快过来 Come! Come! Come! Come!
你和爸爸玩得开心吗 You have fun with Daddy?
我们转了好几个办公室 We drove around to offices.
想看看你的忍者服吗 在外婆床上 Do you want to see your ninja costume? It's on G-ma's bed.
-好呀 -好 - Yeah! - Yeah.
我让唐娜给他做了这件科学怪人服装 You know, I had Donna build him this whole Frankenstein thing
带插头什么的 with the plugs and...
他的表兄妹们都扮忍者 所以他也想... Yeah, well, the cousins are ninjas, so he wanted to do that...
但我和他一起决定了扮这个 But he and I had decided together.
我不能逼他扮科学怪人 Well, I can't make him be Frankenstein.
我没让逼他 只是你或许能帮我一下 I'm not asking you to, but maybe you can help me out a little.
我把这科学怪人服装留在这里 I'll leave the Frankenstein here,
或许你能劝他穿这个 maybe you can nudge him in that direction.
我会试试 I'll try.
你... What's the...
你又染头发了吗 是为了拍戏吗 Did you dye your hair again? Is that for your show?
不 我就是这样 之前见你就是这样 No, this is me. It was this way when I saw you before.
我知道 但我那时没说什么 I know, but I didn't say anything then.
你不喜欢吗 You don't like it?
不是 其实还好 No, I guess it's fine.
剪短了吗 我更喜欢长点 不过... Is it shorter? I prefer longer but...
抱歉 有点可笑 Sorry, it's just absurd.
没事吧 Is everything okay?
没事 怎么了 Yeah. Why?
你看着...像有事... You seem, I don't know, like something is...
一切都好 Everything's fine.
好吧 我去酒店办理入住 Okay, I'm going to check in at the hotel,
不过应该能五点或五点半来找你们 but I should be able to get to you guys by 5:00, 5:30...
我们要去凯西家 在帕萨迪纳 We're going to Cassie's in Pasadena
和他的表兄妹们一起去讨糖 and trick-or-treating with the cousins.
凯西现在住在帕萨迪纳了吗 Cassie lives in Pasadena now?
是的 她和山姆几个月前搬去了那里 Yes. She and Sam moved there a couple months ago.
好吧 我对帕萨迪纳不怎么熟 Okay, I don't really know Pasadena.
我会搞清楚 I'll figure it out.
-因为我妈很期待 -地址在哪 - Because my mom is looking forward to it... - What's the address?
-凯西和山姆生气了 -我给山姆发短信 - and Cassie and Sam are mad. - I'll text Sam.
-生谁的气 -你 - Mad at who? - You.
-凯西和山姆吗 -你能理解吧 - Cassie and Sam? - You can understand that.
所以我想我们应该各自过万圣节 So, I think we should probably do separate Halloweens.
可是你没意见 他们不也该没意见吗 But if you're okay with it, then shouldn't they be okay with it?
-我们这次就这么做吧 -你不想让我去吗 - Let's do it this way this time. - Do you not want me there?
我没问题 I'm fine with it.
-好吧 -这对他来说是好事 - Okay. - It'll be nice for him.
他可以过两次万圣节 He'll have two Halloweens.
第二次万圣节我要和他做什么 What am I going to do with him for second Halloween?
逛日落大道吗 Walk around Sunset Boulevard?
或许酒店会有什么活动 Maybe the hotel has something.
或者你可以开车去别的社区 Or you can drive to a different neighborhood.
太阳永远落下了 The sun sets forever.
再也不会有黎明 There shall never be another dawn.
不 No!
小姐 Lady...
我需要阴影 I require the solace of the shadows...
和黑暗的抚慰 and the dark!
准备好过万圣节了吗 Okay, ready for Halloween?
挺精致嘛 Elaborate.
宝贝 别忘了穿外套 Sweetheart, don't forget to wear your jacket.
天变冷了 It's getting colder.
-这里不错 -准备好再次出门了吗 - This is a nice house. - Ready to go back out?
-他得尿尿 -不用尿 - He has to pee. - No, I don't.
他得尿尿 He does.
他的一些玩偶在里面 还有一只玩具熊 Some of his men are in here and also Bear-Bear.
那只玩具熊可以归你 因为我还有一只 You can keep that Bear-Bear, because I got another one.
他知道有两只玩具熊吗 Does he know that there are two Bear-Bears?
那就是他的主意 It was his idea.
你是大卫·鲍伊吧 《站台》 David Bowie, right? Station to Station?
英国摇滚歌手及其专辑
起舞吧 Let's Dance.
亨利 和爸爸好好享受万圣节 好吗 Henry, have a great Halloween with Daddy, okay?
玩得开心 Have fun.
快去尿尿 然后我们再出去 Go pee and then we're going back out.
我太累了 I'm too tired.
去尿尿 我们要开车出去过万圣节 Go pee, and then we're going to go drive to Halloween.
这条街看起来有戏 This block looks promising.
真希望万圣节结束了 I wish Halloween was over.
还没结束 Well, it isn't.
我们要是在纽约 就可以步行 If we were in New York, we could be walking.
但现在坐着挺好的 我喜欢坐着 But I like that we're sitting right now. I like to sit.
没错 洛杉矶的人确实喜欢坐着 That's true, Los Angeles does have sitting going for it.
我想这就是我更喜欢洛杉矶的原因 I think that's why I like Los Angeles better.
因为你能坐着吗 Because you get to sit?
不 因为我更喜欢这里的朋友 No, because I like my friends here better.
这不是真的 That's not true.
霍雷肖和波比呢 What about Horatio and Poppy?
霍雷肖不喜欢我了 Horatio doesn't like me anymore.
我不喜欢波比 And I don't like Poppy.
我在这里有阿克塞尔 Here, I have Axel.
阿克塞尔很有趣 你会喜欢他的 爸爸 Axel's hilarious. I think you'd like him, Dad.
而且我的家人在这里 And my family's here.
除了你以外的家人 Besides you.
大家都睡着了 Everyone's asleep.
粉红点便利店
我要尿尿 I need to pee!
这打火机是谁给的 Who gave you a lighter?
把坐垫掀起来 Lift the seat.
我周一得回纽约 I'm going to have to go back to New York on Monday.
冲水了吗 Did you flush?
洗手 Wash your hands.
你能陪我玩吗 Will you play with me?
我累了 宝贝 I'm tired, honey.
你听到了吗 我要回纽约 Did you hear me? I have to go back to New York.
小心 嗖 我要掉下来了 Watch out! Whoosh! I'm falling!
你没接住我 You didn't catch me.
怎么样 Okay?
你为什么不在这里待久一点 Why aren't you here more?
我得工作 I have to work.
你知道我的剧要在百老汇上演了 You know my play is opening on Broadway.
是因为你不想待在妈妈身边吗 Is it because you don't want to be near Mom?
不是 我们聊过这事了 No. You know, like we talked about,
我们俩决定不管在哪 都不会在一起了 we both decided not to be together no matter where we are,
但我们都想跟你在一起 but we both want to be with you.
但你要是回纽约 就不在我身边了 But you're not near me if you're in New York.
我们都还住在纽约 Well, we all still live in New York.
嗯 但我在这里上学 Yeah, but I go to school here.
暂时如此 Just for right now.
就像那次我去导演戏剧 我们一家住在哥本哈根 Like that time we were in Copenhagen for my play.
还记得那些在桶里的小孩吗 Remember all those kids in buckets?
我喜欢在这里上学 I like my school here,
妈妈说如果我们愿意 就可以留在这里 and Mom says we could stay here if we want.
什么意思 What do you mean?
她这么说吗 She said that?
对 Yeah.
-喂 -你要搬到洛杉矶吗 - Hello? - Are you moving out here?
你找到律师了吗 Did you find a lawyer?
找了 亨利说你要搬到这里 Yes. Henry says you're moving here.
让你的律师打给诺拉吧 Have your lawyer call Nora.
我想以我们的身份谈谈这件事 I want to talk about it as us.
"我们"算什么 Who the fuck is "us"?
我们坐下来谈谈吧 就我们俩 Let's just get in a room, you and me.
我们一直都说要这么做的 That's what we always said we'd do.
-我的律师不让我 -由不得他们 - My lawyers wouldn't let me - It's not up to them.
-签任何东西 -我们说了算 是我们离婚 - sign anything. - It's up to us. It's our divorce.
他们说我之后可以控告他们渎职 They say I could later sue them for malpractice.
我惹上了什么麻烦 What am I walking into?
你惹上了什么麻烦 What are you walking into?
对 这他妈怎么回事 Yes, what the fuck is going on?!
我看了你的电邮 查理 我都看了 I read your fucking emails, Charlie! I read them all.
-什么时候 -不知道 就在最近 - When? - I don't know, recently.
-靠 -你个死的骗子 - Shit. - You're a fucking liar.
你上了玛丽·安 You fucked Mary Ann!
那是在我睡沙发之后 It was after I was sleeping on the couch.
你说要解决我们的问题都是屁话 All this bullshit about working on us.
你知道吗 我一直在努力解决 You know what? I have been working.
我一直在孤军奋战 I've been doing the work alone.
你怎么能看到我的电邮 How did you read my emails?
我黑了你的账号 蠢蛋 I hacked into your account, you dumb fuck!
那是非法的 I think that's illegal!
别他妈对搬到洛杉矶感到惊讶 Don't give me this shit about being surprised about LA.
想不到吧 我有自己的想法 Surprise! I have my own opinions.
你怎么知道如何黑我的账号 How do you even know how to do something like that?
想不到吧 我想要的东西不是你想要的 Surprise! I want things that aren't what you want,
因为想不到吧 你上了别的女人 because, surprise, you were fucking another lady.
就那一次 我觉得你把两件事混为一谈了 It was one time! I think you're conflating two different things.
玛丽·安和洛杉矶没关系 Mary Ann has nothing to do with LA.
我就是在混为一谈 混蛋 I am conflating, motherfucker!
你就看着我无理取闹吧 You watch me conflate!
你刚刚是跺脚了吗 Did you just stamp your foot?
我之前从没这么干过 我只是太生气了 I don't think I've ever done that before. I'm just so angry.
看来你需要喝一杯 You look like you needed one.
没错 谢谢 Yes, I do, thanks.
日本人正在调制 You know, the Japanese are making
非常有意思的龙舌兰酒 really interesting tequila right now.
听起来挺刺激 That's exciting, I guess.
-什么事让你这么生气 -我那混账前夫 - What are you so angry about? - My fucking ex-husband.
我一直都心怀愧疚 他却只想着自己 I spent all this time feeling guilty, and he's so self-absorbed.
这毫无意义 It's pointless.
就像是和自己玩游戏 It's a game I'm playing with myself.
我叫帕布罗 我们见过... Pablo. Uh, we met at...
-你是那个拿反光板的 -撩妹的器械师 - You held the bounce board. - The flirty grip.
-按我说的来 好吗 -什么 - Here's what I want you to only do, okay? - What?
-我要你用手指插我 -什么 - I want you to finger me. - What?
-用手指就行 -好 - Just finger me. - Okay.
我们只用手 好吗 That's all we're going to do, just fingering. Okay?
我要改变我的人生 I'm changing my whole fucking life.
妮可和查理的儿子亨利在洛杉矶出生 Nicole and Charlie's son, Henry, was born here in Los Angeles.
目前就读于月桂谷的月桂小学 He currently attends Laurel Elementary in Laurel Canyon,
妮可在好莱坞工作 and Nicole works in Hollywood
同时也承担起了母亲的全部责任 while also maintaining a full schedule as a mother
上游泳课 美术课 with classes of swim, art,
体育课 音乐课和活动小组 gym, and music, as well as play groups.
妮可是亨利的主要监护家长 Nicole is Henry's primary custodial parent,
查理如果想行使所定的监护时间 and to the extent that Charlie would like to exercise his custodial time,
就应该来加州探望亨利 he should be making efforts to visit Henry here in California.
诺拉 你好像忽视了 Nora, you seem to be ignoring the fact
他们在纽约住了十年这一事实 that they lived in New York for ten years.
没错 我的委托人在纽约工作了几年 My client worked in New York for several years, that's true.
但妮可生长于洛杉矶 But Nicole was born and bred right here in LA.
她和查理在多数假期和暑期都会来这里 She and Charlie would come here most holidays and summers
和她住在洛杉矶的家人们共度时光 to spend time with her family, who all live in LA.
他们是在洛杉矶结婚的 She and Charlie were married in LA.
你要看看当时的照片吗 Would you like to see the photos?
不 我不必看照片 No, I don't need to see the photos.
不过照片一定拍得很好看 Although I'm sure they both look beautiful.
我的委托人以为 It's my client's expectation
在拍完这部电视剧之后 that after this TV show is completed,
双方就会搬回纽约 the parties will move back to New York
他们在那里有一所公寓 where they currently keep an apartment.
据我所知 查理向妮可保证过 And it's my understanding that Charlie promised Nicole
他们在婚内会多来洛杉矶 that they would spend more time in Los Angeles during the marriage.
但由于他坚称他得留在纽约工作 But because of his insistence that his work keep them in New York,
妮可最终在纽约待的时间比预期的更长 Nicole ended up staying there much longer than she ever anticipated.
事实上 早在几年前 In fact, a few years ago,
查理就收到了在格芬剧院的驻留项目邀约 Charlie was offered a residency at the Geffen Playhouse
能够将工作和家庭 that would have taken his work and his family
转来洛杉矶一年 to Los Angeles for a year.
而他... And he, um...
拒绝了这个机会 turned it down.
尽管那是妮可的愿望 Even though that was Nicole's desire.
他想为家庭和孩子维持稳定 He wanted to maintain consistency for his family and his child.
这与他为了能导演一部戏剧 Was this the same consistency he wanted to maintain
举家搬去哥本哈根半年 when they went to Copenhagen for six months
是同一种稳定吗 so he could direct a play?
我知道查理住在纽约 Now, while I understand Charlie lives in New York...
与工作安排不冲突的时候 and when it's convenient to his work schedule,
他就会飞来看儿子 he flies out to see his son...
他一有机会就飞过来 花费巨大 He flies out here every chance he gets, at great expense.
我不明白你为什么不能一直住在这里 I don't see any reason you can't be out here full time.
他要在纽约谋生 He makes his living in New York.
-抱歉 要考虑一下午餐吗 -好主意 - Sorry, do we want to contemplate lunch? - Good idea.
我现在订餐 等我们都饿了正好送到 I'll order now so it'll come when we're all hungry.
好 Yeah.
-曼宁餐厅可以吗 -我很喜欢 - Everyone good with Manny's? - I'd love Manny's.
你吃过曼宁餐厅吗 Have you had Manny's?
你会喜欢的 You'll love it.
有非常美味的三明治和沙拉 Just really yummy sandwiches and salads.
我要培根生菜番茄三明治 I'll have the BLT.
爸 Dad?
换成火鸡的 Turkey.
我要培根生菜番茄三明治 I'll have the BLT.
-你要羽衣甘蓝对吗 -羽衣甘蓝沙拉 - You'll have the kale? - Kale salad.
我不知道吃什么 抱歉 I don't know, sorry.
查理要... Charlie will have, um...
希腊沙拉 the Greek salad,
把希腊酱换成柠檬和橄榄油 but with lemon and olive oil instead of the Greek dressing.
好 Okay.
-我要中式鸡肉沙拉 -好的 - I'll have the Chinese chicken salad. - Okay, sure.
-谢谢 -客气 - Thank you. - Yeah.
查理 恭喜你获奖了 妮可跟我说了 Congratulations, Charlie, on your grant. Nicole told me.
谢谢 Thank you.
他是个天才 He's a genius.
我跟妮可说 我很喜欢你的戏剧 Well, I told Nicole I loved your play.
-谢谢 -真的很喜欢 - Thanks. - Really.
你是个人才 You are one smart cookie.
谢谢 Thanks.
我真想 I would just love to...
钻进你的脑袋里 crawl inside that brain.
有那么一刻可以闻到你的天才气息 闻得到 There was that one moment when you smell the toast, smell.
真的是我那年看过的最爱的剧 It was literally my favorite thing that I saw that year.
-谢谢 -实至名归 - Thanks. - Truly genius.
谢谢你 Thank you.
听说这部剧在百老汇停演了 我很遗憾 I was sorry to hear it closed on Broadway.
他们感受不到天才气息 They couldn't smell the toast.
这部剧非常有感染力 It was so emotional.
我想竞争一定很激烈吧 It's very competitive, I imagine.
查理在洛杉矶期间 Now, when Charlie is in Los Angeles,
妮可当然赞成对于亨利来说 Nicole, of course, agrees that it will be best for Henry
见到父母的时间一样多是最好的 that he see each parent equally.
洛杉矶很不错的 查理 你应该试试 It's very nice out here, Charlie. You should give it a chance.
对 这里空间广阔 无处可比 Yeah, and the space... you can't beat it.
我也喜欢这里 I love it too.
但撇开我们对这两座城市的个人感受不谈 But all of our personal feelings about the two cities aside,
我们不同意你们主张的 we don't share your assertion
这对夫妇是住在洛杉矶的说法 that the couple is an LA-based family.
很明显 他们的协议是 It was very clearly their deal
在妮可拍完这部电视剧之后搬回纽约 that they would go back to New York after Nicole finished her show.
我可没听说有什么协议 I'm not aware of any deal.
我没有写成书面协议 Well, I didn't get it in writing.
查理 这个协议和你答应的 Charlie, is this like the deal that you made
你们在婚内会多来洛杉矶的协议一样吗 that you and Nicole would spend more time in LA during your marriage?
那不是协议 我们只是讨论过 We didn't have a deal. It was something we discussed.
但是... But...
所以你的要求就是协议 So, it's a deal when it's something you want
而妮可的要求就是讨论 and a discussion when Nicole wants it?
请求私下商量 Sidebar...
诺拉 有空办公室 Nora, do you have a spare office
让我跟查理私下商量吗 where Charlie and I can sidebar?
当然 Sure.
-你能... -我带你们去 - Can you, um... - I can show you.
走吧 Come on.
诺拉是位很棒的律师 Nora is a very good lawyer.
-强势 对吗 -对 - Tough, right? - Yeah.
而你现在进退两难 And you're in a bind
因为你已经表明了你愿意飞到这里 because you've shown you're willing to fly out here
租间公寓来看儿子 and rent an apartment to see your son.
-是你叫我这么做的 -我知道 - You told me to do that. - I know that.
而且我这么做是因为想见儿子 And I'm doing that because I want to see my kid,
不是为了开创先例 not to set a precedent.
对 但不幸的是 你确实在开创先例 Yes, but unfortunately, you are setting a precedent.
而且法官也可能会这么看 And a judge might look at it that way.
还有什么别的办法吗 What's the alternative?
我待在纽约再也不来这里行吗 I stay in New York and never come out here?
不行 因为那样会让法庭觉得 No, because then it would look to the court
你不在乎见不见儿子 like you don't care about seeing your son.
到底上不上法庭 别一下说"上法庭" Court or no court? Stop saying
一下又说"不上法庭" "court" and then "never court."
照这个趋势下去 我们很可能要上法庭 Well, the way this is going, we may have to go to court.
-你知道你这话听上去有多疯狂吗 -知道 - Are you aware of how maddening you sound? - I am.
而且我知道看起来不公平 And I know it seems unfair.
但想像一下如果你是一位 But imagine if you were...
被丈夫抛弃的可怜母亲 a poor mother whose husband abandons her,
而且他还拒绝支付任何费用 and then refuses to pay anything.
政府就是要保护人们免于陷入这种困境 That's what the system is trying to protect people from.
听着 Listen...
如果由我来代理你 if I were representing you...
你是在代理我啊 You are representing me.
对 不 当然 不 Right, no, of course. No...
我觉得法官不会让这孩子离开加州 I don't see a judge moving this child from California.
我们今天应该尽量达成和解 I think we try and settle today.
怎么和解 Settle meaning what?
孩子留在洛杉矶 She gets LA.
不行 伯特 No, Bert, just...
不行 No.
我们必须得赢 I mean, we have to win this.
别忘了 对亨利最好的做法才叫赢 Remember, the win is what's best for Henry.
如果你们上法庭 就会把他也卷进来 And if you guys go to court, he's going to get pulled into it.
但如果他住在这里而我住在纽约 But if he stays here and I stay in New York, that's just...
那我就无法... then I won't...
我再也无法当他的父亲了 I'll never get to really be his parent again.
会是不一样的父亲 It'll be different.
会是不存在的父亲 It won't exist.
那也许你应该搬过来 So maybe you move here.
你也听到阿米尔说这里空间广阔了 You heard what Aamir said about space.
去他的空间 伯特 去他的空间 Fuck the space, Bert! Fuck the space!
我会照你说的做 但我的建议就是这样 I'll do whatever you want me to do, but this is my advice.
我见过这种事情没完没了地拖下去 I've seen these things go on and on,
而这种争斗所造成的负担是无法估量的 and the burden of these battles is immeasurable.
我曾有个客户得了结肠癌 I had a client get colon cancer
他一直到死都没有跟妻子达成协议 and die before he and his wife came to agreement.
那在纽约起诉呢 What about filing in New York?
太晚了 It's too late.
而且即使去纽约 我觉得也无济于事 And even if you did, I don't think it would matter.
她们在财务上的要求挺合理的 They're being reasonable financially, you know?
她们没要走一半奖金 你已经很幸运了 You're... You're lucky they didn't ask for half your grant money.
她不会那么做的 She wouldn't do that.
她知道我把所有的钱都投回剧团里了 She knows I put all that money back in my theater.
如果事情发展下去 她可能会的 If this continues, she might.
演员和工作人员都靠那笔钱养活 The actors and crew all rely on that money.
法庭也不会同意的 对吗 The court would never agree with this, right?
不管他们同不同意 你都要花一半的奖金 Whether they do or not, it'll cost you half your grant money
在法庭上证明这一点 to go to court and prove it.
我感觉自己就像个罪犯 I feel like a criminal.
但你没犯过任何罪 But you didn't commit any crime.
感觉并不是那样 It doesn't feel that way.
如果我们现在在洛杉矶的事上做点妥协 If we give on LA right now,
然后尽可能达成一个最有利的协议 and then try to make the best deal possible,
我们就可以让她在其他方面做点让步 I think we can get her to give on other fronts.
根本没有其他方面 There are no other fronts!
这才是关键 This is the thing!
他得知道我为他争取过 He needs to know that I fought for him!
他会知道的 He'll know.
我就不该让她带亨利到这里来 I should never have let her come out here with Henry.
就算没有洛杉矶和纽约的问题 If it wasn't LA and New York,
也会有别的问题 it'd be something else.
你们会争房子 学区或... You'd be fighting about a house, or a school district, or...
你知道这是什么情况吗 You know what this is like?
这就像那个女人和发型师的笑话 This is like that joke about the woman at the hairdresser,
她要去罗马 she's going to Rome.
-你知道这个笑话吗 -不知道 - Do you know this? - I don't.
有个女人跟她的发型师说 This woman is at her hairdresser and she says,
"我要去罗马度假" "I'm going to Rome on holiday."
然后他说"是吗 你要乘哪家公司的航班" And he says, "Oh, really? What... what airline are you taking?"
她说"意大利航空" She says, "Alitalia."
他说"意大利航空 你疯了吗 He says, "Alitalia? Are you crazy?
那是最差的 糟透了 别选那家" That's the worst... That's terrible. Don't take that."
他又问"你要住哪家酒店" He says, "Where are you going to stay?"
她说"我要住哈斯勒酒店" She says, "I'm going to stay at the Hassler."
"哈斯勒 什么 你在开玩笑吗 "The Hassler? What, are you kidding?
哈斯勒酒店在装修 They're renovating the Hassler.
你整晚都会听到敲墙声 You'll hear hammering all night long.
根本睡不着觉 你要去哪个景点" You won't sleep. What are you going to see?"
她说"我要去梵蒂冈" She says, "I think I'm going to try to go to the Vatican."
"梵蒂冈 你会整天排队 "The Vatican? You'll be standing in line all day long.
什么都看不到..." You'll never get to see anything..."
抱歉 伯特 我付钱是听笑话的吗 I'm sorry, Bert, am I paying for this joke?
不管现在发生什么 都只是暂时的 Whatever happens here, it's temporary.
他会长大 他会对这件事有自己的看法 He's growing up. He's going to have opinions on the subject.
时间对你有利 查理 Time is on your side, Charlie.
也许他会去东海岸上大学 Maybe he'll do college on the East Coast.
我把大部分硬币放在爸爸家 I have most of my coins,
应付 25087.50美元
比如25美分和10美分 like my quarters and dimes at Daddy's...
-好 -但我要把一块的 - Right. - but I'm keeping my dollars
还有一张20块放在你家 行吗 and my one twenty at yours, okay?
那就是20加上50 是多少钱 So, that is one twenty plus 50, what is that?
查理·巴伯 支票收款人 伯特·斯皮茨 两万五千... 摩根大通银行
该死的 Goddamn it.
"该死的"是什么 What's "Goddamn it"?
你们那里停电了吗 Did you guys lose power where you are?
爸爸 我们停电了吗 Dad? Did we lose power?
没有 No.
山庄这里在轮流停电 而现在... There's rolling blackouts in the hills and now...
该死 现在门关不上了 Damn it. Now the gate won't close.
她的门关不上了 Her gate won't close.
妈妈 Mom!
-我们能去看我的房间吗 -当然可以 - Can we go see my room? - Yeah, of course.
-你试了所有的... -我什么都试过了 - You tried all the... - I tried everything.
抱歉让你跑一趟 Sorry I made you come out.
没事 It's fine.
-我只是... -你不想敞着大门 - I just... - You don't want your gate open.
对 Right.
应该有个仪表板什么的 There should be a panel or something...
也许是那边那个 Maybe this is something here.
-房子不错 -是啊 - It's a cute house. - Oh, yeah.
至少外面看起来不错 I mean, from what I can see.
谢谢 Thanks.
你头发乱蓬蓬的 You're getting shaggy.
是啊 我得找个理发师 Yeah, I have to find a hair cutter.
要我帮你剪吗 You want me to cut it?
好 Okay.
闭上眼睛 Close your eyes.
他睡着了 He's out.
也许他今晚应该住下来 Maybe he should stay here tonight.
今晚他归我 It's my night.
过来 我们走 Hey, come on. We're going.
来 我们去走走 好吗 Come on. Let's take a walk. Right?
好 我们去走走 Yeah, we're going to take a walk.
-我们去走走 -好 行 她疯了 - We're taking a walk. - Fine, all right. She's crazy.
我们已经商量得差不多了 We're mostly finished.
伯特和我已经敲定了百分之九十的细节 Bert and I hammered out 90 percent of the details,
还有几件小事没定 and there's a couple minor things hanging,
但应该也没什么难的 but it should be easy.
然后法官就正式判你们离婚了 And then the judge makes your divorce official.
那太好了 That's good.
-我操 -怎么了 - Fuck me. - What?
那是谁 Who's that?
查理不应该这么做 Charlie shouldn't have done this.
什么意思 伯特去哪了 What do you mean? Where's Bert?
这意味着我们说好的一切现在都不作数了 This means that everything we've agreed upon now is off the table.
留在洛杉矶还作数 对吗 We've got LA, right?
如果由杰伊·马洛塔代理他就不一定了 Not with Jay Marotta representing him.
现在要打恶战了 This is a street fight now.
我会要求一些通常情况下 And I'm going to have to ask for things
不会要求的东西 that we wouldn't normally ask for.
这个体制总是奖励卑劣行径 This system rewards bad behavior.
杰伊 Jay.
我那天晚上在马蒂奥餐厅看到米里亚姆了 I saw Miriam at Madeo the other night.
-是吗 -她漂亮极了 - Yeah? - Looking very handsome.
你应该来参加我们的"勇敢面对癌症"活动 You know, you should come to our Stand Up To Cancer event.
-约翰·传奇会来献唱 -我喜欢他 - John Legend's going to play. - Oh, love him.
好吗 在比佛利希尔顿酒店 Okay? It's going to be at the Beverly Hilton, I think.
-棒极了 -好吗 - Great. - Okay?
她说你大部分时间都在马里布 She said you're spending more time in Malibu.
-真的吗 -我也是 - Really? - Me too.
自从那栋楼成了 I haven't seen her since
巴伯婚姻 案件编号
国际创新管理公司我就没见过她了 that building was ICM.
先说段历史 A little history...
十年前 查理冒了很大的风险 Ten years ago, Charlie takes a risk when he first hires Nicole
请妮可出演他在纽约的第一部戏剧 as an actress in his play in New York City.
他是一位声名鹊起的前卫派新晋导演 He's a well-regarded up-and-coming director of the avant-garde.
而她却是以在青春情色片里 And she's known as the girl in that college sex movie
脱掉上衣而闻名的女孩 who takes her top off.
-我的当事人不应该因为 -十年来 - My client will not be slut-shamed... - Ten years on...
艺术选择而受到荡妇羞辱 for an artistic choice.
她出演了许多著名的戏剧角色 and many prestigious theater roles later...
才成为备受尊崇的女演员 she becomes an actress of great credibility.
正因为这些声望 And it's because of that credibility,
她才得到了当红电视剧主角的邀约 that she's offered the lead role in a major television show.
所以这个新机遇也是拜查理所赐 This new opportunity is thanks to Charlie.
法官阁下 这样说来我们根本不该付抚养费 Your Honor, we shouldn't have to pay support money at this point.
事实上 查理有权分得她电视剧收入的一半 In fact, Charlie is entitled to half her TV money,
包括这个剧现在和将来的收入 present and future earnings of the show.
查理刚刚收到了麦克阿瑟天才奖支付的 Charlie's just received the enormous sum of $650,000
总额65万美元的巨额奖金 in the form of a MacArthur grant.
-这笔钱是 -这是因为他在婚姻存续期间 - Of which he gets - This is for the theater work...
-分期付款 -所进行的戏剧工作而获得的 - in 125,000 installments - he conducted during the marriage.
每笔12.5万 分五年支付 over five years.
所以根据杰的逻辑 这些工作 So by Jay's same logic, this is work
他用这些钱去 He uses the money
雇佣演员和剧团工作人员 to employ actors and crew members
妮可在许多方面也做出了贡献 that Nicole contributed to in numerous ways.
请一个一个说 One at a time, please.
并偿还剧团公司累积的债务 and to pay debts that he's accumulated
也就是让她妻子担任主角的剧团公司 with his theater company that stars his wife.
-长命百岁 -她为了在他的小剧团演出 - Bless you. - Not only did she turn down a lucrative
不仅拒绝了收益颇丰的工作机会 and successful career in movies
和在银幕上大获成功的机会 to perform in his little theater,
实际上 她还在查理起步时 but she actually supplied charlie
借了他一笔钱帮他走出困境 with a loan early on to help out.
这笔钱他已经还了 Which he paid back.
她让他在广告上用她的名字 She lent her name to the marquee,
这也是人们来剧团看剧的主要原因 which was the principle reason people came to the theater.
十年前可能是这样 That may have been true ten years ago.
她转而帮助查理建立起了名声 And in turn, she helped establish Charlie's reputation.
在接下来的十多年里 Now, over the next ten years,
她陆续接到很多电影和电视剧角色的邀约 she was subsequently offered parts in movies, TV shows,
因为查理想让她做贤妻良母并出演他的戏剧 most of which she turned down at Charlie's behest
她拒绝了大部分的邀约 to be a mom and act in his plays.
所以虽然我们说了抚养费好商量 So, while we are willing to be flexible on support,
但我们主张查理的奖金 we contend that half of Charlie's grant money
应该由双方平分 be split between the parties.
明明是因为他才华横溢而获得的奖金 I don't see how you can claim that she gets half a grant
为什么你觉得她应该分得一半 dedicated to his genius.
他是在这段婚姻中变得有才华的 He became a genius during the marriage.
得了吧 诺拉 Come on, Nora.
查理在听到他得奖的消息后 Charlie himself, upon hearing that he received the prize,
亲口告诉妮可这奖也属于她 told Nicole that it belonged to her too.
人们在得奖后都会那样说 That's what people say when they win awards.
不 他说的是事实 No, he was implying what was true.
他的才华是这段婚姻造就的无形财产 His genius was an intangible asset built during the marriage.
诺拉 我觉得你对查理剧团的形容很有意思 Nora, I like how you refer to Charlie's theater
当你在争夺抚养权时 as a ramshackle downtown dump
剧团是闹市区中摇摇欲坠的垃圾堆 when you're arguing custody,
而当你想争得更多财产时 but when you want more money,
查理又成了有钱的百老汇天才大导演 he's a big, rich, genius Broadway director.
便宜不能都让你给占了 You can't have it both ways.
真的吗 为什么不行 Really? Why not?
杰伊 无论你觉得这样分配是否公平 And whether you think it's fair or not, Jay,
麦克阿瑟天才奖支付的第一笔奖金 the first monetary installment from the MacArthur grant
被存进了夫妻联名账户 was put into a joint marital account,
因此是二人的共同财产 and thus became communal property.
操 你不该把那笔钱存进联名账户里 Fuck. You shouldn't have put that money in a joint account.
反正也不会有钱剩下来 There's not going to be anything left, anyway.
我把奖金全用在打离婚官司上了 I'm using it all to divorce her.
诺拉 我不得不说 你描述的这段婚姻 Nora, I have to say that your account of this marriage
好似发生在另一个世界 takes place in an alternate reality.
由于妮可突然搬到洛杉矶 By suddenly moving to LA
并且坚持要留在洛杉矶居住 and insisting on an LA residence,
她目前实属扣留亨利... Nicole is withholding Henry...
-律师 请坐下 -使他与他的父亲疏远 - Counsel, please be seated. - alienating him from his father,
把查理的生活搅得天翻地覆 which has turned Charlie's world upside down.
-律师 -这根本就是个圈套 - Counselor? - It amounts to an ambush.
杰伊 真的吗 "Witholding," Jay?
你竟然用"扣留"和"疏远"这种字眼 Really? "Alienating"?
你是想激怒我才故意这样说 Well, those are fighting words,
而且这完全是一派胡言 and it's simply false and
对于和解没有任何帮助 does nothing to further this settlement.
你对案情的回顾很荒唐 Your recap of this situation is outrageous.
尽管加州支持无过错离婚 And although California is, without doubt, a no-fault state,
本着准确回顾案情的原则 我想要指出的是 it bears mentioning in the accurate recap of this situation
查理曾经有过数次婚外情 that Charlie had had extramarital affairs.
-只是一次婚外情 -你真想要较真吗 - An extramarital affair. - Do you really want me to go there?
-没错 我们就是要较真 -那好吧 - Yeah, let's go there. - Okay.
妮可承认她黑进了查理的电脑 Nicole has admitted to hacking Charlie's computer
读了他的电邮 and reading his emails,
如果确属实情 那可是重罪 which, if proven, is a felony.
诺拉 我猜如果我问起平日晚上 And, Nora, I don't think you'd be too happy
妮可的酗酒情况 你就不会那么得意了 if I ask Nicole about her alcohol consumption in the evenings.
你说什么 What?
她最近一个晚上曾告诉查理 She confided in Charlie one night recently,
她刚把亨利哄睡着 having just carried Henry to bed,
就没法好好站稳走下楼梯了 that she was having trouble standing while walking down the staircase.
依我的理解来看 这不是一起偶发事件 And from what I understand, this is not an isolated event.
所以诺拉 如果你真想来这一套的话 So you let me know, Nora,
我会奉陪到底 and we will go there as needed.
查理 Charlie?
我问你 Can I ask you,
你现在都不抓紧机会 how do you expect to have more time with Henry
负起责任陪伴亨利 when you don't exercise the time you already have,
怎么能指望争得更多的监护时间呢 and exercise it responsibly?
在查理最近一次来洛杉矶时 On a recent visit to Los Angeles,
我们无法通过任何通讯方式或手段联络到他 after failing to call, text, communicate in any way,
无论是打电话还是发短信 shape, or form,
他最后迟到了两个小时 Charlie finally arrived two hours late
才来到妮可母亲家里接亨利 to pick up Henry at Nicole's mother's house.
那时 查理向妮可保证的 At that point, the car seat,
已由专业人士安装在车后座的儿童安全座椅 which he had assured Nicole had been professionally installed,
显然没有固定好 was clearly not even belted in.
安全座椅只是放在后座上 It was just sitting in the back seat.
你必须得自己把安全座椅扣好 You have to buckle in the car seat.
-我知道 -这是法律规定 - I know. - It's the law.
我原以为租赁公司已经装好了 I thought the rental place did it.
他们不能帮你装 不然他们得担责 They can't. It's a liability.
我现在知道这点了 I know that now.
我们当时发现座椅是松的 就立刻把它装好了 Once we discovered that, we fixed it.
双方律师 Counsel?
你们也看到了我的法庭里坐满了人 You can see my courtroom is full
尽管他们没你们的客户有钱 and there are people who don't have
但他们也在等候案件审理 the resources your clients have,
我也很确信你们双方就这起抚养权的争夺案件 and I'm fairly certain you haven't exhausted, in good faith,
仍有很多话要说 the arguments in the case of this child.
与此同时 我们维持现状 In the meantime, we'll keep the status quo.
目前这家人依然住在洛杉矶 This remains an LA family for the time being.
我最近才接手这个部门 I took over this department recently,
目前依然在了解案件详情的过程中 and I'm still becoming acquainted with the cases.
所以我决定指派一名 So, I'm going to appoint an expert evaluator
比我更了解小孩的专业评估员 who knows much more about young children than I do.
一旦评估完成 Once the evaluation is done,
我们会视情况对裁定作出修订 we'll modify the orders where necessary.
亨利人呢 Hey, where's Henry?
凯西带他和自家小孩去玩镭战游戏了 He's with Cassie and her kids at Laser Tag.
你想要喝点什么吗 You want something to drink?
我有未经过滤的自来水 啤酒 果汁 I have unfiltered tap water, beer, and some juice boxes.
给我来盒果汁吧 I'll take a juice box.
你没在墙上挂点什么东西吗 You don't have anything on the walls?
我还没找到能挂上去的东西 除了亨利的画 I don't have anything to put on them except Henry's art,
目前正在装裱 which is being framed.
我可以给你些照片 直到你自己买到挂画 I can give you some stuff, you know, until you get some things.
那张亨利在史丹顿岛渡轮上的美照如何 How about that great picture of Henry on the Staten Island Ferry?
你不也在那张照片里吗 Aren't you in that one?
我猜...你得... I guess I... You could...
-把我抠掉 -我得提前一天走 22号就回纽约 - cut me out. - I have to leave a day early to New York on the 22nd.
所以那个周五能不能由我来带亨利 So I was wondering if I could take Henry that Friday.
22号走 那你是指21号那天吗 The 22nd. So, that's the 21st?
那天我们已经有安排了 We have plans, actually.
亨利和他的 We're going to, um,
表兄妹们要去洛杉矶郡艺术博物馆参加活动 some thing at LACMA with the cousins.
那你能不能改变下安排 那天让我来带他呢 But could you change it so I could take him?
只在那天晚上才有 It's just one night.
-亨利很想去 -真的吗 - He's looking forward to it. - Really?
我们说好了的 查理 那晚他归我 It's my night, Charlie, we negotiated it.
好吧 Okay, fine.
你到底想说什么 But what?
我只是想问问你能不能迁就一下 No, I'm just asking you to be flexible.
我已经很迁就你了 I am flexible.
你来去匆匆 You come in and out
我都是依据你的日程表来调整我的安排 and I adjust based on your schedule.
就这一个晚上 票都买好了... This one night we have tickets to...
可不止这一个晚上 不过没关系 It's not only this one night, but fine.
亨利的老师想见我们 Henry's teacher wants to meet with us.
你是指他在洛杉矶的老师吗 You mean his LA teacher?
你能不能回下电邮 我们好约个时间 Can you, uh, answer the email so we could set a time?
好 我最近太忙了没顾得上看 Yeah, I've been distracted.
我完全理解 I understand.
老师们想就他的阅读障碍问题 They just want to rule out everything,
找找所有可能的原因 you know, with his reading.
我觉得他只是有些太焦虑了 I just think he's a little over-anxious.
我觉得他是因为太想读懂而读不懂 I think he wants it too much.
老师们说他的数学成绩很好 They said he's off the charts in math.
他遇到难题时 太轻易就放弃 He quits too easily when things aren't easy for him.
他这点像我们俩 顽固不化 You know, he's like us, he's stubborn.
他到现在还是个很差劲的大富翁玩家 He's still a lousy Monopoly player
因为他总是把钱都存起来不花 because he tries to save all his money.
那个... So...
我觉得我们应该谈谈 I thought we should talk.
我感觉目前的做法有些过头了 I feel like maybe things have gone too far.
我妈把房子抵押贷了款 I mean, my mom's taking out a loan against the house
帮我付诺拉的律师费 to help me pay Nora.
我以为诺拉的律师费要我出 I thought I paid Nora.
她的费用你出三成 You pay 30 percent of Nora.
如果能让你感觉好点的话 其实我也要破产了 Well, I'm going broke too, if that's any help.
我刚答应要导演两部很差劲的戏剧 I've just agreed to direct two shitty plays,
给亨利攒大学学费的事更是没戏了 and we can forget putting anything away for Henry's college.
只是到现在为止 It's just that up until now,
我们一直没让亨利受这事的影响 we've been able to keep Henry somewhat removed,
但是这场官司会把他也牵扯进来 and this will change that.
我们必须保护他 We have to protect him.
我同意 I agree.
诺拉说评估员会到我们家里来 Nora says that the evaluator will come into our homes,
他们不仅要跟我们面谈 还要和亨利 they're going to interview Henry in addition to us,
我们的朋友 家人 仇敌们进行面谈 our friends, family, enemies,
他们还会观察我们与亨利如何相处 and then they'll observe us with him,
我们作为父母的表现如何 how we are as parents.
-听起来糟透了 -可不是嘛 - Sounds awful. - I know.
我觉得如果有人随机抽查我作为母亲是否合格 I feel like if anybody observed me on any given day as a mom,
我肯定得不到监护权 I'd never get custody.
那只是句玩笑话 That was a joke.
-我懂 我也有同感 -那就行 - I know. I feel the same way. - Right.
那么... So...
也许我们两个应该自己想个办法了结 Maybe we can figure something out between us.
我一开始就是这么跟你说的 你还记得吗 You remember I said this to you at the beginning?
我知道你说过这话 但如今情况不同 I know you did, but these are different circumstances.
我就知道会闹到这一步 I was anticipating these circumstances.
不管怎样 我们试下好吗 Anyway, shall we try this?
好啊 Okay.
我不知要如何开头 I don't know how to start.
你知道我为什么想留在洛杉矶吗 Do you understand why I want to stay in LA?
不知道 No.
你要是这样可就... Well... That's not...
查理 你要是这样回答可就没意思了 Charlie, that's not a useful way for us to start.
我不明白你为什么想留下来 I don't understand it.
你不记得我们说好了要在这里待上一段时间吗 You don't remember promising that we could do time here?
我们讨论过很多事情 We discussed things.
我们当时感情正浓 说了很多有的没的 We were married, we said things.
我们还说过要移居欧洲呢 We talked about moving to Europe.
还说过要买一个... About getting a...
餐边柜...还是什么来着 sideboard, or what do you call it?
储物柜 来填补沙发背后的空隙 A credenza, to fill the empty space behind the couch.
但我们也都只是说说而已 We never did any of it.
你拒绝了格芬剧团的驻留项目邀约 You turned down the residency at the Geffen
我们本可以借此机会来洛杉矶住上一年 that would've brought us here for a... a year.
我对那个项目并不感兴趣 It wasn't something I wanted.
我们当时经营着一家不错的剧团 We had a great theater company
生活也很美好 and a great life where we were.
-你管那叫美好生活吗 -你懂我的意思 - You call that a great life? - You know what I mean.
我并不是指我们的婚姻幸福美满 I don't mean we had a great marriage.
我是说布鲁克林的生活很不错 I mean, life in Brooklyn.
事业上很不错 Professionally.
我也说不清 I don't know.
说实话 我从未考虑过另一种不同的生活 Honestly, I never considered anything different.
这正是问题所在 不是吗 Well, that's the problem, isn't it?
我是你的妻子 I mean, I was your wife.
你本该为我的幸福着想 You should've considered my happiness, too.
得了吧 你以前过得很开心 Come on, you were happy.
你只是现在突然改口说自己以前不快乐 You've just decided you weren't now.
好吧 好吧 Okay. Okay.
我们先... Let's...
目前我在这儿工作 我的家人也住在这里 M-My work is here now, my family is here.
我是考虑到你要在这儿拍戏 And I agreed to put Henry in school here
才同意让亨利暂时在此就读 because your show went to series.
我之所以会同意是因为我们说好了 I did that knowing that
当你拍完戏以后 亨利就会回到纽约 when you were done shooting, he'd come back to New York.
亲爱的 我们从未这样说过 Honey, we never said that.
你可能是那么以为的 That may have been your assumption,
但是我们从未明确地讲过那番话 but we never expressly said that.
-我们肯定说过那番话 -我们什么时候说的 - We did say it. - When did we say it?
我也不记得是什么时候说过 但我们肯定说过 I don't know when we said it, but we said it.
-我本想着... -我们是那次在电话里说的 - I thought... - We said it that time on the phone!
亲爱的 让我把话说完 Honey, let me finish.
抱歉 我改不过口 Sorry. I keep saying that.
我本想着如果亨利在这儿过得很开心 I thought that if Henry was happy here,
我的戏也能继续拍下去的话 and my show continued,
我们也许可以在洛杉矶待上一段时间 that we might do LA for a while.
你可没跟我说过你有这样的打算 I was not privy to that thought process.
我们之前没能住在洛杉矶 The only reason we didn't live here
就是因为你从不考虑别人想要什么 is because you can't imagine desires other than your own,
除非现实逼得你没得选择 unless they're forced on you.
行了 你希望你没有嫁给我 Okay, you wish you hadn't married me,
你希望你过着一种不同的生活 you wish you'd had a different life,
但事已至此 but this is what happened.
-那我们该怎么做 -我也不知道 - So, what do we do? - I don't know.
诺拉说如今已经没有回头路可走 Nora says there's no coming back from this.
去他妈的诺拉 Fuck Nora!
我恨死了诺拉说我一直住在洛杉矶 I hate fucking Nora telling me I always lived in LA
尽管我从没住过这里 even though I never lived in LA.
你怎么能让她那么说我呢 How could you have her say those things about me?
杰伊也对我恶语相加 Jay said them about me too.
你就不该炒掉伯特 You shouldn't have fired Bert.
我也得有个无赖律师 I needed my own asshole.
我俩还是都承认 Let's just both agree both of our lawyers
我们的律师说了恶心的话 said shitty stuff about both of us.
诺拉更过分 Nora was worse.
杰伊说我是酒鬼 Jay called me an alcoholic.
你打了我个措手不及 You pulled the rug out from under me
让我痛苦得像下地狱 and you're putting me through hell.
我们的婚姻中 你让我痛苦得像下地狱 You put me through hell during our marriage.
所以我们的婚姻就是炼狱是吗 Is that what that was, hell?
你现在要让亨利也经受这种折磨 And now you're going to put Henry through this horrible thing
就为了再次达到你的目的 so you can yet again get what you want!
这不是我的目的 It's not what I want.
这是我想要的 但是这曾经... I mean, it's what I want, but it's what was...
曾经... was...
对他来说是最好的 what's best for him.
我还在想 Oh, well, I was wondering
你什么时候去问问亨利 看他想真正想要什么 when you'd get around to Henry and what he actually wants.
你滚 Fuck off!
不 你滚 No, you fuck off!
要是你听你儿子的话 听别人的话 If you'd listen to your son, or anyone,
他会告诉你 他情愿在这儿生活 then he'd tell you that he'd rather live here!
别再给亨利强加你对我的感情了 Stop putting your feelings about me onto Henry.
他告诉我他更喜欢这里 He tells me he likes it better here.
他那么说 是因为他知道你愿意听 He tells you because he knows it's what you want to hear!
他告诉我 你无时无刻不在讲电话 He tells me you're on the phone all the time.
你都不跟他玩 You don't even play with him.
因为我在洛杉矶办离婚 Because I'm going through a divorce in LA
还想导一部纽约的戏 and trying to direct a play in New York!
那部戏泡汤了 因为我不在 Which closed because I wasn't there.
本来是个多好的机会... It was a huge opportunity for me...
你都不想陪他 为什么还要争 You're fighting for something you don't even want!
我让所有人失望了 And I let everyone down.
你这样太像你爸了 You're being so much like your father.
别拿我跟他比 Do not compare me to my father!
我没有 我说你这种行为像他 I didn't compare you to him. I said you were acting like him.
你跟你妈一模一样 You're exactly like your mother.
你之前抱怨她的一切 你现在就跟她一样 Everything you were complaining about her, you're doing.
你要把亨利逼疯了 You're suffocating Henry.
首先 我爱我妈 她是个超棒的妈妈 First of all, I love my mother. She was a wonderful mother.
我不过是复述你的话 I'm just repeating what you told me.
第二 你怎么敢说我当妈当得像我妈 Secondly, how dare you compare my mothering to my mother!
我也许像我爸 但我不像我妈 I may be like my father, but I am not like my mother!
你就是像 You are!
而且你还像我爸 And you're like my father!
你也像我妈 You're also like my mother!
你集这四位的缺点于一身 You're all the bad things about all of these people!
但最主要是像你妈 But mostly your mother.
我们躺在一张床上的时候 When we would lie in bed together,
有时我看着你就想到她 一阵恶心 sometimes I would look at you and see her and just feel so gross!
-你摸我的时候我简直反胃 -你个懒蛋 - I felt repulsed when you touched me! - You're a slob.
床铺都是我收拾 柜子也是我关 I made all the beds, closed all cabinets...
我一想到跟你上床 The thought of having sex with you
就想剥掉自己的皮 makes me want to peel my skin off.
你永远都不会幸福 不管是在洛杉矶还是哪儿 You'll never be happy, in LA or anywhere.
你以为你能找到与我迥然不同的更好的人 You'll think you found some better opposite guy than me,
几年后 你就会反抗他 and in a few years, you'll rebel against him
因为你必须要表达 但你又不要发言权 because you need to have your voice, but you don't want a voice.
你只想抱怨你不能发声 You just want to fucking complain about not having a voice!
我思考过嫁给你这件事 I think about being married to you,
结果发现我根本不认识当时那个女人 and that woman is a stranger to me.
-我们结婚结得太早了 -你退化了 - I mean, we had a child's marriage. - You've regressed.
你回到遇到我之前的生活了 真可悲 You've gone back to your life before you met me, it's pathetic.
人们曾经总跟我说 People used to tell me that
你太自私 成不了大器 you were too selfish to be a great artist.
我还总帮你说话 And I used to defend you.
他们说得太对了 They were absolutely right.
你的最佳表演都已成为过去 All your best acting is behind you.
你已经退化成劣等艺术家了 You're back to being a hack!
你操纵了我 你个恶人 You gaslighted me! You're a fucking villain!
你想以受害者形象示人 You want to present yourself as a victim
因为这种法律策略得人心 because it's a good legal strategy?
行 但你我都知道 这种生活是你自己选的 Fine, but you and I both know you chose this life!
你改变心意之前都心甘情愿 You wanted it until you didn't!
你利用我逃出洛杉矶 You used me so you could get out of LA.
我没有 I didn't use you.
你有 然后却反过来责怪我 You did, and then you blamed me for it!
你总是提醒我做错了什么 You always made me aware of what I was doing wrong,
我有多少不足 how I was falling short!
跟你一起过真是太无趣了 Life with you was joyless!
怎么 那你就得操别人 What, so then you had to go and fuck someone else?
我操她你不应该难过 You shouldn't be upset that I fucked her!
你该难过的是我跟她笑得开怀 You should be upset that I had a laugh with her!
你爱她吗 Do you love her?
不 No.
但她不恨我 你恨我 But she didn't hate me. You hated me.
是你恨我 You hated me.
你操了我们的同事 You fucked somebody we worked with.
你去年就不跟我做了 You stopped having sex with me in the last year.
我从来没出过轨 I never cheated on you.
那就是出轨 That was cheating on me!
但本来 我能做的有那么多 But there was so much I could have done.
我本来是个毫无名气的二十来岁的导演 I was a director in my twenties who came from nothing
突然就上了《纽约生活志》的封面 and was suddenly on the cover of fucking Time Out New York!
我成了大红人 看谁都想上 但是我没有 I was hot shit and I wanted to fuck everybody and I didn't.
因为我爱你 我不想失去你 And I loved you and I didn't want to lose you.
但当时我二十多岁 不想失去放荡年华 But I'm in my twenties, and I didn't want to lose that too,
但我却算是错过了 and I kinda did!
你想要的那么多 那么快 And you wanted so much so fast.
我都不想结婚 I didn't even want to get married.
去他的 And fuck it!
有那么多我都错过了 There's so much I didn't do.
-那我谢谢你 -不客气 - Thanks for that! - You're welcome!
真不敢相信我这辈子都甩不掉你了 I can't believe I have to know you forever!
你他妈疯了 You're fucking insane!
你他妈还赢了 And you're fucking winning!
你逗我吗 Are you kidding me?
我想结婚 I wanted to be married.
我就已经输了 I'd already lost!
我爱你比你爱我多 You didn't love me as much as I loved you!
那跟洛杉矶有什么关系 What does that have to do with LA?
怎么了 What?
你沉浸于你的自私之中 You're so merged with your own selfishness,
你都不觉得那是自私了 you don't even identify it as selfishness anymore!
你真混蛋 You're such a dick!
每天我醒来都希望你死了 Every day I wake up and I hope you're dead!
死掉 如果我能保证亨利没事 Dead, like if I could guarantee Henry would be okay,
我真希望你重病 然后被车撞死 I'd hope you'd get an illness, and then get hit by a car and die!
天啊 Oh, God!
对不起 I'm sorry.
我也是 Me too.
好 我们可以布置得漂漂亮亮的 Okay. No, we can make this nice.
我会把小一些的植物放在窗边 I would take the smaller plants and put them by the window.
你有没有什么能挂在墙上的 And, uh, do you have things we can put on the walls?
好了 没事了 非常感谢 All right, that's it. Thank you very much.
我们很想你 你家看起来很棒 真的 We miss you, and it looks great, really.
-有进展就讲给我们听 -好 - Let us know how it goes, okay? - All right.
我们周一见 I'll see you guys on, uh... on Monday.
-爱你 -我也爱你 再见 - Love you. - All right, love you too. Bye.
为什么一下子多了这么多植物 Why do we have so many plants all of a sudden?
有些之后要还回去的 We'll have to return some of this stuff,
所以别跟它们相处得太投入 so don't get too used to it.
我觉得植物有点可怕 I find plants kind of scary.
这些植物是正义的那方 These plants are good guys.
过来 Come here.
怎么了 Yeah?
明天 有个女的会来家访 Tomorrow, this woman is going to come and visit us...
我们吃晚餐时陪着我们 and be with us while we eat dinner.
-是你女朋友吗 -不是 - Is it your girlfriend? - No, no.
是妈妈的男朋友吗 Is it Mommy's boyfriend?
不是 怎么 妈妈有男朋友吗 No. Why? Does Mommy have a boyfriend?
我不知道 她有吗 I don't know. Does she?
-我不知道 -我不知道 - I don't know. - I don't know.
为什么有人要看着我们吃饭 Why is someone watching us eat dinner?
我懂 确实好奇怪 I know, it's weird.
我们必须得这么做 It's just something we have to do.
这件事关系到... Which has to do with...
我和妈妈把一切理清楚 Mommy and me figuring out everything...
我们未来将会如何 and how we're going to be.
明白吗 You know?
读书给我听好吗 Will you read to me?
好 拿书吧 Sure. Grab your book.
你吸毒或者喝酒吗 Do you use drugs or alcohol?
我喝酒 I drink alcohol.
喝多少 How much alcohol do you drink?
我不确定 晚餐时喝一杯红酒 I don't know, a glass of wine with dinner.
-有时会多一些 -多多少 - Sometimes more. - How much more?
这个...有时候... It's... Sometimes a...
多喝几杯 a few...
我有时候跟其他人分着喝一瓶红酒 I... sometimes split a bottle of wine with someone.
-你跟谁分着喝 -我... - Okay, who do you split it with? - I mean...
我和别人一起吃晚餐 我们会点一瓶红酒 if I'm having dinner with someone and we order a bottle of wine.
-嗯 -比如下馆子的时候 - Okay. - You know, like at a restaurant.
你会说 When you say,
"你们是想按杯点 还是我们一起点一瓶" "Do you want to go by the glass or do we get a bottle?"
-你会点一瓶 -有时会 - You get a bottle? - Well, sometimes.
有时我也会按杯点 I mean, sometimes I go by the glass.
看情况 You know, it depends.
你是说我这辈子吸过毒吗 Did you mean drugs ever?
我吸过毒 I have done drugs.
大学的时候 In college.
-你当妈妈之后有没有... -我不经常吸 - Anything since you've been... - I... I don't do it regularly.
你当妈妈之后有没有吸过 Anything since you've been a mother?
抽过几次大麻 Pot a few times.
有一次在派对上吸过可卡因 亨利没跟我在一起 Coke once at a party. I mean, Henry wasn't with me.
你觉得自己作为家长有什么优势 What would you say are your strengths as a parent?
我倾听 I listen.
我跟他玩 I play.
我投入时间 我... I-I put in the time. I...
爱... love...
照顾他 taking care of him...
看着他长大 watching him grow.
有时候 And sometimes...
人们说"时光飞逝" 这是真的 但是... what they say about "It goes so fast" is true, but...
有时并不是 sometimes it's not.
有时过得太慢了 真的 Sometimes it goes too slow, honestly.
你的弱点呢 What are your weaknesses?
我太一丝不苟 我太过关心 I'm too precise. I care too much.
这些是弱点吗 Are those weaknesses?
也许不算 Maybe not.
他有时候会犯浑 You know, he can be an asshole and...
我会动真气 I can get really pissed off,
我会骂他混蛋 and I'll call him on being an asshole...
我打断你一下 I'm going to stop you there.
你真正回答的时候 千万别那么说 When you do this for real, don't ever say that.
人们不接受一个喝大酒 People don't accept mothers who drink too much wine
冲孩子大吼 管他叫混蛋的母亲 and yell at their child and call him an asshole.
我懂你 我也这么做 I get it. I do it too.
人们都能接受不完美的爸爸 We can accept an imperfect dad.
面对现实吧 Let's face it,
"好爸爸"的概念大概三十年前才被发明出来 the idea of a good father was only invented like 30 years ago.
在那之前 爸爸们就该是沉默的 Before that, fathers were expected to be silent
不顾家的 不靠谱的 自私的 and absent and unreliable and selfish,
我们当然想让他们有所改变 and can all say we want them to be different.
但我们内心其实是接受他们的 But on some basic level, we accept them.
我们爱他们的不靠谱 We love them for their fallibilities,
但如果母亲有弱点 人们是绝对不会接受的 but people absolutely don't accept those same failings in mothers.
不管是从结构上 We don't accept it structurally
还是从精神上 and we don't accept it spiritually.
因为我们犹太教与基督教什么的基础 Because the basis of our Judeo-Christian whatever
就是耶稣之母 圣母玛利亚 而她是完美的 is Mary, Mother of Jesus, and she's perfect.
她是个生了孩子的处女 She's a virgin who gives birth,
坚定地支持她的孩子 unwaveringly supports her child and
孩子死后还抱着他的尸体 holds his dead body when he's gone.
当爸的根本没露面 生孩子他连屌都没掏出来 And the dad isn't there. He didn't even do the fucking.
上帝在天堂 God is in heaven.
上帝就是父亲 他没有出现 God is the father and God didn't show up.
所以你必须完美 So, you have to be perfect,
而查理就算是个废物也没关系 and Charlie can be a fuck up and it doesn't matter.
你总是会被要求达到不同的 更高的标准 You will always be held to a different, higher standard.
狗屁标准 但现实就是这样 And it's fucked up, but that's the way it is.
我好像按错门铃了 我是南茜·卡茨 I think I rang the wrong bell. Nancy Katz.
你好 我是查理·巴伯 Hi, I'm Charlie Barber.
亨利正在他的房间里玩 Henry's just playing in his room.
南茜 要喝点什么吗 Nancy, can I get you anything?
我都可以 来杯水吧 I'm easy. A glass of water?
我们刚搬过来 It's a new apartment.
我们去那边吧 Shall we go in here?
好的 Sure.
你们俩平时怎样度过一天 What's a day like for the two of you here?
如果他要上学 我就送他去 Well, if he has school, I take him there, of course,
然后去接他 如果可以的话 and pick him up, assuming I can do both.
如果你接不了他 会是什么原因呢 What prevents you from picking him up?
工作 你懂的 You know, work.
我在为过几个月要导演的一部戏剧做准备 I'm preparing a play I'm directing in a few months.
什么剧 What is that?
厄登·冯·霍尔瓦特的《卡西米尔和卡罗利妮》 Kasimir and Karoline by Ödön von Horváth.
我们要在纽约的巴洛街剧院演出 We're doing it at the Barrow in New York.
所以你要离开家吗 So, you have to be away?
对 最近是这样 因为妮可在洛杉矶拍戏 Yes, recently, since Nicole's been working on the show in LA,
我经常来回跑 I come back and forth a lot.
-听上去挺辛苦的 -确实辛苦 - That sounds difficult. - It is.
而且很贵 我有时也试着把他带在身边 And expensive. I'll try to take him with me some of the time,
但妮可不想让他到处飞来飞去 but Nicole doesn't like for him to fly so much.
坐飞机对孩子来说很辛苦 空气不流通 Well, that can be hard on a child, all that recycled air.
他挺健壮的 Well, he's sturdy.
有些父母连餐厅都不敢带孩子去 Some parents won't take their kids to a restaurant
担心感染超级病菌 because of these superbugs.
我发现有一次你来洛杉矶 是周日到达 I noticed on one visit to Los Angeles, you came on a Sunday
周四离开 and left on a Thursday.
为什么不留下来过周末 Why not stay for a weekend?
那次我要回纽约处理《厄勒克特拉》的技术问题 On that time, I had tech for Electra in New York.
那是什么 What's that?
那是我在百老汇的首演 It was my Broadway debut.
我不明白的是"技术问题" I don't know what "tech" is.
就是剧作排演的技术环节 It's the technical part of the production.
你要考虑灯光怎么布局 You figure out the lights.
而周一是剧团的休演日 And Monday's our day off in the theatre.
你们周末一般怎么过 What's a weekend day like?
在这里 他周六上午十二点有篮球课 Well, out here, he has basketball on Saturday at 12.
十一点 抱歉 所以我们要去上课 然后... Eleven, I'm sorry. And so, we go there. And then, afterwards...
我们可能会去什么地方吃午饭 maybe we'll get lunch somewhere,
接着 如果有电影可看的话... and then, if there's a movie to see...
他喜欢篮球吗 Does he like basketball?
喜欢 He does.
他的教练 瑞克 His coach, uh, Rick,
说他是个优秀的运球手 我同意 says he's a good dribbler, and I've seen that.
罗恩 Ron.
抱歉 他的教练叫罗恩 Sorry, his coach's name is Ron.
瑞克是他在纽约的牙医 Rick's his dentist in New York.
你知道我们真正的家是在纽约 Well, you know our home home was... is in New York.
那里是我们生活的地方 That's where we live.
纽约离这里很远 New York is a long way from here.
我们喜欢纽约 在那儿可以步行 Well, we like it because we can walk.
在这里也可以步行 You can walk here.
算不上 Not really.
还有空间... And the space...
你喜欢你的学校吗 Do you like your school?
我很喜欢 I love it.
你最喜欢学校哪一点 What's your favorite part about it?
我不知道 I don't know.
可能是体育吧 Maybe gym.
你喜欢数学 You like math.
现在不喜欢了 Not anymore.
-谢谢 -不用谢 - Thanks. - You're welcome.
-但你学得很好啊 -不好 - But you're getting really good at it. - No.
就是好 不过... Well, you are, but...
你和你爸爸喜欢一起做什么 What do you and your dad like to do together?
我跟爸爸住时 有时会一起看电影 When I'm at my dad's, we sometimes watch a movie,
或者搭乐高之类的 or build a Lego, or something.
我爸爸搭乐高很厉害 My dad's a great Lego builder.
那跟妈妈住的时候呢 And at your mom's?
我大部分的玩具都在家里 而且还有游泳池 At home, I have most of my toys, and there's a pool,
我还有个树屋 还有攀爬架 and I have a tree house and jungle gym.
我们一起玩超级秘密寻宝游戏 非常有趣 We have super secret treasure hunt, which is really fun.
-宝贝 -士兵骑马过来... - Sweetheart? - Army men ride in here and...
想帮我摆桌子吗 Want to help me set the table?
必须摆吗 Do I have to?
-过来拿个盘子 -我在玩呢 - Just come in here and grab a plate. - I'm playing.
亨利 Henry?
好吧 Okay.
好吧 Fine.
-你为什么这样 -怎么样 - Why are you being like this? - What?
如果我让你帮忙 你就来帮忙 If I ask you to help out, help out.
-这是什么 -特别大餐 - What is this? - Special Meal.
这绿色的是什么东西 What are the green things?
特别大餐没有绿色的东西 There aren't green things in Special Meal.
那是配菜 It's just a garnish.
我会把它拿掉 I'll take it off.
我不想吃它碰到过的东西 I don't want to eat anything it touched.
它没有影响任何东西的味道 It doesn't change the taste of anything.
我有点想当素食者 I might want to be a vegetarian.
妈妈就是素食者 Mom's a vegetarian.
她现在是素食主义者了吗 Is she a vegetarian now?
-对 -那你应该喜欢配菜啊 - Yeah. - Well, then, you should like garnish.
素食主义就是只吃配菜的 It's all garnish, vegetarianism.
我的水喝完了 I'm done with my water.
你真的不一起吃点吗 Sure I can't get you anything?
不用了 谢谢 No, I'm fine, thank you.
玩一下那把刀 Do the thing with the knife.
我不玩 No, I'm not.
不行 No.
来嘛 Come on.
吃饭时玩不合适 It's not a dinner thing.
任何时候都不合适 It's not an any time thing.
玩刀子是怎么回事 What's the thing with the knife?
很搞笑的 It's hilarious.
不 很傻的 我的钥匙扣上有一把小刀 No, it's dumb. I have a small knife on my keychain,
只有大人可以用 which is only for adults.
我有时候会拿它来玩 And I do a thing with it sometimes.
你说会给我一把刀的 You said I could get a knife.
对 一把折叠刀 等你长大一些 A jackknife, yeah, when you're older.
比如十岁 Like ten.
不 比如二十岁 No, like 20.
好吧 Yeah.
迟间 瓷间 之间... Dime, rime, lime, pime, sime...
宝贝 别猜了 很接近了 专注点 Honey, stop guessing. You're so close. Stay with it.
我不想学了 I don't want to do it.
第一个字是什么 What's the first letter?
我不想学了 我可以去玩iPad吗 I don't want to do it. Can I do the iPad?
不行 快看 第一个字是什么 No, look. What's the first letter?
-我不想学了 -是"时" "时"字怎么读 - I don't want to. - It's a T. What sound does T make?
-Shi -对 那这个词怎么读呢 - Tuh. - Right. Then just do the rest of it.
迟间 Dime.
不对 No.
一个读shi 一个读jian 连在一起呢 You have "tuh" and "ime." What is that?
时间 Time.
是时间 It's time.
等着瞧吧 宝贝 You'll see, honey.
有一天你一开窍 One day, it's just going to click
就什么都能读了 and you'll be able to read everything.
我想休息一下 I need a break.
我可以到房间里去玩吗 Can I go play in my room?
好 Sure.
什么事 Yeah?
你观察过已婚夫妇吗 Do you ever observe married people?
没有 为什么要观察 No. Why would I?
我说笑的 I was kidding.
关于那把刀...我钥匙扣上有一把刀 The knife thing is... I carry this knife on my keychain,
其实是他妈妈送给我的 which his mother got me, actually.
我会在他妈妈面前假装割伤自己 And I do this thing for his mom where I pretend to cut myself,
但其实我把刀刃收起来了 but I retract the blade,
但我不会在孩子面前这么做的 but I-I don't do it with him.
-没关系的 -你没事吧 - That's fine. - Are you okay?
没事 我肯定是没把刀刃完全收回去 Yeah, I must not have retracted the blade all the way.
-你要不要... -嗯 - Do you need... - Yeah.
嗯 不用 没事的 Yeah, no, it's fine.
你还需要了解什么吗 What else can I tell you?
-我觉得了解得够了 -你觉得够了 - I think I have enough. - You have enough?
-你真的没事吗 -没事 一点事也没有 - Are you sure you're okay? - Totally. I'm fine.
那我今晚就不打扰你们了 Well, I'll leave you guys for tonight.
好吧 Okay.
如果我有别的问题会再联系你的 I'll be in touch if I have further questions.
谢谢 Thanks.
谢谢 谢谢你给我倒水喝 Thanks. Thank you for the water.
-不客气 -你真的没事吗 - Yeah, sure. - Are you sure you're okay?
-没事 -好吧 - Yeah. - Okay.
-再见 -再见 - Bye-bye. - Bye.
不好意思 Sorry.
好了 我来... All right, let...
我觉得要转这个... I think you turn the...
-好 -不好意思 - Okay. - Sorry.
好 Okay.
爸爸 你没事吧 Dad, are you okay?
没事 我只是累了 Yeah, I'm just tired.
爸爸 她喜欢我们吗 Dad, did she like us?
喜欢 她觉得我们很棒 Yeah, she thought we were great.
You Could Drive a Person Crazy
音乐剧《伙伴们》选段
♪ 你会令人发疯 ♪ ♪ You could drive a person crazy ♪
♪ 你会令人发狂 ♪ ♪ You could drive a person mad ♪
♪ 你先令人懵懂 ♪ ♪ First you make a person hazy ♪
♪ 让她变得容易占有 ♪ ♪ So a person could be had ♪
♪ 但更过分的是 ♪ ♪ But worse than that ♪
♪ 一个人 ♪ ♪ a person that ♪
♪ 挑逗了别人 又把她晾在一边 ♪ ♪ titillates a person and leaves her flat ♪
♪ 是如此疯狂 ♪ ♪ is crazy ♪
♪ 他脑子有点毛病 ♪ ♪ He's a troubled person ♪
♪ 他就是个疯狂的家伙 ♪ ♪ He's a truly crazy person himself ♪
♪ 咚咚 有人吗 ♪ ♪ Knock-knock! Is anybody there? ♪
♪ 咚咚 这真的不公平 ♪ ♪ Knock-knock! It really isn't fair ♪
♪ 咚咚 我正在练习施展魅力 ♪ ♪ Knock-knock! I'm workin' all my charms ♪
♪ 咚咚 我怀里有个僵尸 ♪ ♪ Knock-knock! A zombie's in my arms ♪
♪ 所有甜蜜的爱慕 ♪ ♪ All that sweet affection ♪
♪ 都怎么了 ♪ ♪ What is wrong? ♪
♪ 松散的关系去了哪里 ♪ ♪ Where's the loose connection? ♪
♪ 多久 老天 还要多久 ♪ ♪ How long, oh Lord, how long? ♪
♪ 你很疯狂 ♪ ♪ You're crazy ♪
♪ 你是个可爱的人 ♪ ♪ You're a lovely person ♪
♪ 你就是个令人感动 ♪ ♪ You're a moving ♪
♪ 严重心理失调 ♪ ♪ deeply maladjusted ♪
♪ 永远不可信任的 ♪ ♪ never to be trusted ♪
♪ 疯狂的人 ♪ ♪ Crazy person yourself ♪
♪ 博比是我的爱好 但我要放弃了 ♪ ♪ Bobby is my hobby and I'm giving it up ♪
孩子们 别乱跑 Guys, slow down.
这样... So...
因为查理放弃了搬回纽约的要求 because Charlie dropped his claim to New York,
我们就要成功了 we're mostly done.
杰伊失去兴趣了 Jay's lost interest,
他的同事泰德在处理文书工作 and Ted, his associate, is doing the paperwork.
我们一分钱不拿 对吧 And we're not taking any money, right?
我们放弃了平分麦克阿瑟奖金 We withdrew our claim for the MacArthur,
顺便说一句 我觉得我们是可以争取到的 which I think we could have gotten, by the way,
而他们也不要电视剧的钱了 and they're not asking for any of the show.
谢谢你所做的一切 诺拉 Thank you for everything, Nora.
不用谢 小美人 You're welcome, doll.
敬你在洛杉矶的新家 To your new home in LA.
还有 And...
要是查理来洛杉矶了 whenever Charlie is in LA,
我把监护权细分成了55比45 I got the custody breakdown to be 55/45.
也就是每两周你都能多陪亨利一天 So you'll have Henry an extra day every two weeks.
我们不是对半分了吗 I thought we made it equal.
我在最后时刻做了点微调 I tweaked it at the last minute.
我就是看不惯他说自己拿到了一半监护权 I just didn't want him to be able to say he got 50/50,
在朋友面前吹牛 bragging to his friends.
-但我不想这么做 -受着吧 - But I don't want to do that. - Take it.
你赢了 You won.
查理·巴伯
妮可·赖德
你看上去是很关爱动物的人啊 Hi. You look like a guy who really cares about animals.
不是 Nope.
洗衣店 清洗烘干
我的天 Oh, my God!
沙发严格来说是她的 婚前资产 The couch was technically hers, pre-marriage.
但是 这是我们的沙发啊 But I mean... it was our couch.
我又不会特地再去买一套 It's not like I was going to buy another couch.
但到分财产的时候 突然就变成她的沙发 But then when it comes time to split, it's suddenly her couch
我就没有沙发了 and I have no couch, and...
大家好啊 Hey, guys, what's up?
简而言之就是我现在坐在地板上 I'm sitting on the floor is the short version.
抱歉 我的自怜自艾让你们无聊了 I'm sorry. This is all so self-pitying and boring.
哪有的事 No, come on.
我真是太蠢了 抱歉 No, I'm so stupid. I'm sorry.
-确实不容易 -没有没有 是很伤感 - It sounds really tough. - No, no, no, no. It is sad.
♪ 有谁会把你抱得太紧 ♪ ♪ Someone to hold you too close ♪
音乐剧《伙伴们》选段
Being Alive
♪ 有谁会把你伤得太深 ♪ ♪ Someone to hurt you too deep ♪
♪ 有谁会端坐在你面前 ♪ ♪ Someone to sit in your chair ♪
♪ 让你无法入眠 ♪ ♪ To ruin your sleep ♪
没错 但还不止如此 It's true, but there's more than that.
你们以为就只有这些吗 Is that all you think there is to it?
不跟一个人在一起的理由有很多 罗伯特 You have so many reasons for not being with someone, Robert,
但你却说不出一个单身的好理由 but you haven't got one good reason for being alone.
有什么发现 罗比 你有什么发现了 C'mon, you're onto something. Robbie, you're onto something.
♪ 有谁会太依赖你 ♪ ♪ Someone to need you too much ♪
♪ 有谁会太了解你 ♪ ♪ Someone to know you too well ♪
♪ 有谁会突然制止你 ♪ ♪ Someone to pull you up short ♪
♪ 让你历经苦难 ♪ ♪ To put you through hell ♪
你得有个奔头 知道吗 You see what you look for, you know?
你不是个小孩了 罗比 You're not a kid anymore, Robbie.
你也没办法再变回小孩了 I don't think you'll ever be a kid again, kiddo.
♪ 我还活着 ♪ ♪ Being alive ♪
吹灭蜡烛 罗伯特 再许个愿 Blow out the candles, Robert, and make a wish.
有所渴望 Want something.
有所诉求 Want something.
♪ 谁来把我抱得太紧 ♪ ♪ Somebody hold me too close ♪
♪ 谁来把我伤得太深 ♪ ♪ Somebody hurt me too deep ♪
♪ 谁来端坐在我面前 ♪ ♪ Somebody sit in my chair ♪
♪ 让我无法入眠 ♪ ♪ And ruin my sleep ♪
♪ 让我感觉到自己还活着 ♪ ♪ And make me aware of being alive ♪
♪ 我还活着 ♪ ♪ Being alive ♪
♪ 谁会太过需要我 ♪ ♪ Somebody need me too much ♪
♪ 谁会太过了解我 ♪ ♪ Somebody know me too well ♪
♪ 谁会突然制止我 ♪ ♪ Somebody pull me up short ♪
♪ 让我历经苦难 ♪ ♪ And put me through hell ♪
♪ 给我活下去的动力 ♪ ♪ And give me support for being alive ♪
♪ 让我重生 ♪ ♪ Make me alive ♪
♪ 让我疑惑 ♪ ♪ Make me confused ♪
♪ 用赞美嘲笑我 ♪ ♪ Mock me with praise ♪
♪ 尽情利用我 ♪ ♪ Let me be used ♪
♪ 改变我的年岁 ♪ ♪ Vary my days ♪
♪ 但孤独 ♪ ♪ But alone ♪
♪ 就是孤独 ♪ ♪ Is alone ♪
♪ 这不是活着 ♪ ♪ Not alive ♪
♪ 谁会让我沐浴在爱里 ♪ ♪ Somebody crowd me with love ♪
♪ 谁会逼迫我多去关心 ♪ ♪ Somebody force me to care ♪
♪ 谁会让我安然无恙 ♪ ♪ Somebody make me come through ♪
♪ 我会一直在那里 ♪ ♪ I'll always be there ♪
♪ 和你一样惶恐 ♪ ♪ As frightened as you ♪
♪ 让我们活下来 ♪ ♪ To help us survive ♪
♪ 我还活着 ♪ ♪ Being alive ♪
有人吗 Hello?
有人在吗 Hello?
抱歉 门开着我就进来了 Hi. Sorry, the door was open.
好吧 Okay.
逮住你了 Gotcha!
查理 Charlie!
一路还顺利吗 Was your flight okay?
-嗯 -我是卡特 - Yeah. - Carter.
我是查理 Charlie.
妮可还没下班 Nicole's still at work.
不抱一下吗 Can I get a hug?
怎么样 How'd it go?
挺好的 唐尼死了 Good, yeah. Donny's dead now.
我们拍了那场他和榕树融为一体的戏 We shot the scene where he merges with the ficus.
-亨利上楼了 -她提名了艾美奖 - Henry's upstairs. - She got an Emmy nomination.
-她确实是个好演员 -不 是提名的导演奖 - She's a great actress. - No, for directing.
-恭喜 -谢谢 - Congratulations. - Thanks.
我现在可算是明白你一直痴迷的是什么了 Now I know what you were so obsessed with all the time.
-我们得做准备了 -好 - We should get ready. - Yeah.
-我们扮披头士乐队 -一起吧查理 - We're the Beatles. - Come on, Charlie.
我没准备万圣节服装 I didn't really get a costume together.
-你可以扮乔治·马丁啊 -我谁都不当 - You could be George Martin. - I don't need to be anything.
披头士乐队的专辑制作人 被称为"第五披头士"
-至少装扮下嘛 -那就扮鬼 我给你拿床单 - You've got to be something. - A ghost. I'll get you a sheet.
我有专辑封面图给大家做参考 I have the album cover if anyone needs to reference it.
我们动作得快点 And we should leave soon.
这话不是说给我一个人听的哦 I'm saying that as much for me as anyone else.
-我是约翰还是乔治来着 -五点开始讨糖 - Am I John or George? - Trick-or-treating starts at 5:00.
你是乔治 妮可是约翰 You're George. Nicole is John.
我接了加大洛杉矶分校的驻留项目 I wanted to tell you I took a residency at UCLA.
我要在加州艺术剧院导两部常备剧目 I'm going to direct two plays in rep at REDCAT.
所以会在这里住一段时间 So, I'm going to be here for a while.
那很好啊 That's great.
你没事吧 Are you okay?
没事 Yeah.
这是好事 It's only good.
妮可 Nicole?
你能帮我拉下拉链吗 Can you help me with my zipper?
"查理极..." "Charlie is... in... cr..."
什么的 ...something.
"注意整洁 "...neat
我要靠他 and I re-ly on him
才能让一切井井有条 to keep things in or-der.
他很有节能意..." He is energy con..."
我不认识这个字 I don't know what this word is.
你都认识这么多字了 You're getting so good at reading.
那是什么 What is that?
"他不经常照镜子 "He doesn't look in the mirror too of-ten.
他看电影时很容易落泪 He cries eas-ily in movies...
他非常自...自" He is very self-suf..."
自立 Self-sufficient.
"他会补袜子" "He can dar-n a sock..."
缝补的意思 补洞 That means sew, like a hole.
"给自己做晚饭 "...and cook himself dinner
烫..." and ir..."
分成两部分读 Break it into two parts.
"忒 盎" "...Ur. On."
不是"忒" 是"特" Not "Ur" But "Ire."
"特" "盎" Ire. On.
烫 Iron.
"衬衣 "...a shirt.
他很少会有挫败感 He rarely gets def-eated,
而我却 which I fell...
我却经常有 feel like I always do.
查理从容地接纳我所有情绪 Charlie takes all of my moods stead-ily.
他不会被我的这些情绪影响 He doesn't give in to them
或让我因此难堪 or make me feel bad about them.
他很会穿搭 他从不会打扮..." He's a great dress-er and never looks em..."
-我不认识这个词 -不得体 - I don't know this one. - Embarrassing.
"不得体 "...embarrassing,
男人很难做到这一点" wh-ich is hard for a man."
接下来你读 You read it now.
"他非常争强好胜 "He's very competitive.
他很喜欢当爸爸 He loves being a dad.
他喜欢一切本应遭人讨厌的事情 He loves all the things you're supposed to hate,
例如孩子耍性子 like the tantrums,
或半夜醒来 the waking up at night.
他如此热衷于这些事 几乎都让人生厌了 It's almost annoying how much he likes it,
但是 大多数情况还是挺好的 but then, it's mostly nice.
他总是沉浸在自己的世界里 He disappears into his own world.
他和亨利这点很像 He and Henry are alike that way.
有人牙齿上或脸上沾了食物 He can tell people they have food in their teeth
他都会以一种不会让人难堪的方式指出 or on their face in a way that doesn't make them feel bad.
查理白手起家 Charlie is self made.
他的父母 我只见过一次 His parents, I only met them once,
但是他告诉我 他小时候父母经常酗酒... but he told me there was a lot of alcohol...
他没给自己留退路 He moved to New York from Indiana
就从印第安纳州搬到了纽约 with no safety net,
现在他比任何纽约人都更像纽约人 and now he's more New Yorker than any New Yorker.
无论跟谁在一起 他都很擅长营造家的氛围 He's brilliant at creating family out of whoever is around.
在剧团里 With the theater company...
他就像施了魔咒一般 he casts a spell...
让所有人都很有归属感 that made everyone feel included.
所有人都同等重要 哪怕是实习生也一样" No one, not even an intern, was unimportant."
实习生是什么 What's an intern?
实习生就像是 It's like a...
帮工 但没有工资 helper, but who isn't paid.
为什么没工资 Why aren't they paid?
他们还年轻 需要不断学习 They're young, they're learning.
我也说不准 如果他们工作出色的话就会有钱拿了 I don't know, maybe if they do a good job, they get paid later.
好吧 继续读 Okay, keep going.
"他能记住所有圈内笑话 "He could remember all the inside jokes,
他做事非常有条理 极其细致 he's extremely organized and thorough,
他非常清楚自己想要什么 he's very clear about what he wants,
不像我 有时会搞不清楚 unlike me who can't always tell.
我对他一见钟情 I fell in love with him two seconds after I saw him.
我永远不会停止爱他 And I'll never stop loving him,
即使已经没有任何意义了" even though it doesn't make sense anymore."
-再会 见到你很高兴 -我也是 - See you. Good seeing you. - Good seeing you too.
-查理 -外婆 - Charlie! - G-ma.
你能来我真是太高兴了 I'm so happy you came.
我回头把文章电邮给你 I'll email you that article.
-一定记得 -好 - Yes, please do. - Yeah.
-好了 谢谢 -保重 - All right. Thank you. - Take care.
我们准备带他去吃晚餐 但他累坏了 We were going to bring him to dinner, but he's so wiped out.
你带他行吗 You want to take him?
-今晚归你啊 -我知道 - It's your night. - I know.
-好 我明早送他回来 -好的 - Yeah. I'll drop him back in the morning. - Good.
你们醒了就发信息给我 到时候再说 Yeah, text me when you're up. We'll figure something out.
你今天跟爸爸一起 好吗 You're going to go with your dad, okay?
-好的 -乖 - Okay. - Yeah?
我爱你 I love you.
我也爱你 I love you too.
谢谢 Thanks.