♪ 哎，你能 ♪ ♪ Ay, can you ♪
♪ 是的，你能感受到吗？ ♪ ♪ Yeah, can you feel it? ♪
♪ 你能感受到吗？ ♪ ♪ Can you feel it? ♪
♪ 你可感受到 ♪ ♪ Can you feel the ♪
♪ 我强势来袭 迅猛而至 ♪ ♪ I'm coming in hard I'm making it swift ♪
♪ 不想和你们 玩耍嬉戏 ♪ ♪ Don't wanna be playin' with y'all ♪
♪ 我杀光他们 干得利落 ♪ ♪ I'm killin' 'em all and making it quick ♪
♪ 没人能做到我们所做... ♪ ♪ Nobody can do what we do... ♪
所以，你最近过得怎么样？ So, how's your life going?
有胸口发闷的感觉吗？ Having any chest pains?
出过车祸？ Been in an accident?
哪里在流血？ Are you bleeding anywhere?
当一切糟糕透顶时 你该找的人就是我。 I'm the one you call when shit goes wrong.
在你最黑暗的日子里 我就是你最好的朋友。 I am your best friend on your worst day.
而你即将目睹的 所有糟心事 And all of the shit you're about to see
都发生在真实存在的 急救员身上。 happened to a real, actual paramedic.
我。 Me.
♪ 知道人们会发疯 他们感受到 ♪ ♪ Know the people go insane They feel the ♪
♪ 我们永不放弃 沉醉于 ♪ ♪ We don't give it up We relish in the ♪
♪ 你可曾感受 ♪ ♪ Can you feel the ♪
哎呀呀，塔格特。 Well, well, well, Taggert.
兰迪。 Randy.
怎么了，迈克？ What's up, Mike?
- 你这位朋友是谁？ - 没人。 - Who's your friend? - Nobody.
实习生跟班。 不是真人。 Student ride-along. Not a real person.
兄弟，别受他们 那套。 Man, don't take that shit from them.
喂。你们到底在这儿 干什么？ Hey. What y'all doin' here anyway?
接到扰乱治安的 报警电话。 We got a disturbing the peace call.
什么？ What?
塔格特，你他妈 在说什么？ Taggert, what the fuck you talkin' 'bout?
他们说是个 不明医疗事故。 They told us it was an unknown medical.
见鬼，但愿是这样。 Shit, I hope it is.
总得有人去医院， Somebody gotta go to the hospital,
那是你的文书工作，不是我的。 that's yo' paperwork, not mine.
没错，警察工作的ABC。 Yep, the ABCs of police work.
“救护车优先于警车。” "Ambulance before cruiser."
请改成 “扰乱治安”。 Please be "disturbing the peace."
请改成“扰乱治安”。 快点！ Please "disturbing the peace." Come on!
警察！ Police!
过量吸毒。 OD.
这都怪你们这群混蛋。 That's on y'all, suckas.
该死。 Shit.
- 去拿担架？ - 没问题。 - You wanna get the stretcher? - Gladly.
她死了吗？ Is she dead?
没死。 快死了，但还没死。 She's not dead. Dying, but not dead.
我们先评估什么？ What do we assess first?
- ABC。 - ABC。呃... - ABCs. - ABCs. Um...
- 气道、呼吸、循环。 - 是的。 - Airway, breathing, circulation. - Yes.
首要任务， 就是检查这些。 First thing, that's what we check.
- 明白了吗？ - 明白。 - Understand that? - Yes.
- ABC原则。他们没—— - ABC原则... - ABCs. They didn't-- - ABCs...
天啊。 Oh, man.
哦哦哦！喂！ Oh, oh, oh! Hey!
知道被脏针头扎了该怎么处理吗？ 化疗。 Know what the treatment is for a dirty needle stick? Chemo.
和癌症患者一样。 Same as for a cancer patient.
整整七十二小时 躺平呕吐不止。 Seventy-two hours flat on your back and puking.
外加一整年的艾滋病毒检测。 And a year's worth of HIV tests.
好。现在... Alright. Now...
啊！ Ah!
我要杀了 你们这群混蛋。 I'm gonna kill you motherfuckers.
我得在此声明 你们都将死于非命。 I should mention at this point that you're all going to die.
心脏病发作。 Heart attack.
车祸身亡。 Car accident.
谋杀。 Murder.
癌症。 Cancer.
糖尿病休克。 Diabetic shock.
烤面包机里的叉子。 Fork in the toaster.
或是花生过敏。 Or peanut allergy.
富人穷人。老人小孩。 Rich, poor. Old, young.
有时他们会几天都找不到你。 Sometimes they don't find you for days.
你终有一日也会死去， You'll be dead too one day,
比你想象的更早。 and sooner than you think.
因为你知道吗？ Because guess what?
一切终将落幕。 It all ends.
你可曾想过 自己的人生电影？ You know the movie of your life?
那部你主演的电影。 The one you're starring in.
某天，电影突然结束 你就消失了。 One day, that movie just ends and you're gone.
记得你出生前 是什么样子吗？ Remember what it was like before you were born?
那时候就是这样的。 It'll be just like that.
永远如此。 Forever.
但有时， 因为像我这样的人， But sometimes, 'cause of people like me,
你才能多挣点时间。 you get a little borrowed time.
我要杀了 你们这群混蛋。 I'm gonna kill you motherfuckers.
给我滚出我家。 Get the fuck outta my house.
枪！枪！ Gun! Gun!
封锁现场，塔格特！ Secure your scene, Taggert!
你他妈自己封锁现场！ Secure your fuckin' scene!
他妈的，老兄。首先， Fuck, man. First of all,
我真不知道你跑得 这么他妈快。 I ain't know you could run that fuckin' fast.
他妈的，你真快！ God damn, you fast!
其次， 他妈的谁带枪了？ Second of all, who had a fuckin' gun?
我他妈的非得 干掉调度员不可。 I'm gonna fuckin' kill dispatch for this.
是她先朝我们开枪的。 She shot at us.
你个白痴！有人掏枪 你就该跑！ You idiot! Someone pulls out a gun, you run!
- 安全！ - 把你那双丑陋的 - Clear! - Get your fuckin' ugly-ass
他妈的肮脏手给我拿开， motherfuckin' hands off me,
你这该死的丑陋杂种！ you goddamn ugly fuckin' mutt!
现场交给你了，急救队。 Scene's all yours, EMS.
兰迪，兄弟，你还好吗？ Randy, man, you okay?
我没事。 I'm fine.
没事的， 好吗，女士？ It's gonna be alright, okay, ma'am?
我们绝不会让你死掉。 We're not gonna let you die.
说真的，你再敢说一次 这种话， Seriously, you say that one more time,
我就揍你 喉咙。 I'm gonna punch you in the throat.
我们从不对病人这么说。 We never say that to a patient.
- 永远。 - 对不起。 - Ever. - Sorry.
那是什么？ What's that?
这是纳洛酮。 This is NARCAN.
它能把海洛因 从麻醉受体上清除。 It kicks the heroin off of the narcotic receptors.
这女人刚花大价钱 This woman just paid a lot of money
想比吉米·亨德里克斯更嗨 to get higher than Jimi Hendrix
而我们正要像这样... 把快感从她体内抽离。 and we're about to take that away from her like... that.
好吧。呃...你知道吗？ Okay. Um... You know what?
换作是我 我才不会坐在那儿。 I wouldn't sit there if I were you.
为什么？ Why?
因为... Because...
...有呕吐物。 ...of the puke.
它在我嘴里！ It's in my mouth!
搞什么鬼？！ What the fuck?!
她到底吃了什么？！ What did she eat?!
你偷走我的高潮了，混蛋！ You stole my high, motherfucker!
不客气。 你可是救了人命。 You're welcome. Your life was saved.
女士，我们得送您 去医院。 We're taking you to the hospital, ma'am.
你需要—— 女士，请冷静。 You need to-- Ma'am, settle down.
喂，不行。喂！喂！冷静点！ Hey, no. Hey. Hey! Calm down!
你必须冷静下来！ You need to calm down!
该死！她的手臂挣脱了！ Oh, shit! Her arm's free!
不！ No!
该死！不不不！ Oh, shit! Oh, no, no, no!
不不不！ No, no, no!
有针！ Got a needle!
女士，这属于违法物品！ That is illegal, ma'am!
天啊... Oh, God...
你开玩笑吧？ Are you kidding me?
你用脏针头 扎我！ You stuck me with a dirty needle!
你这混蛋！ You shit!
喂！迈克，刹车！ Hey! Mike, brake!
搞什么鬼？ What the fuck?
正... 正中脸部。 Right... right in the face.
按住她！ Hold her down!
喂！现在——该死！ 我掉进去了！啊！ Hey! Now-- Shit! I fell in it! Ah!
你这疯婆子！ You crazy bitch!
- 该死！ - 喂，用氧气瓶砸她！ - Shit! - Hey, hit her with the oxygen!
- 喘气啊，贱人！ - 你干什么？！ - Breathe, bitch! - What are you doing?!
我说用氧气瓶砸她！ I said hit her with it!
怎么回事？ What happened?
我们给她用了氧气。 We administered oxygen.
是的，随后患者 需要被约束固定， Yes, and then the patient needed to be restrained,
呃，这可能导致 uh, thereby possibly resulting
造成某些自发性 瘀伤。 in some self-administered bruising.
这是您的医学观点吗？ Is that your medical opinion?
抱歉，您是哪所医学院毕业的医生？ Sorry, what medical school did you go to again, doctor?
- 我不是医生。 - 抱歉？ - Not a doctor. - Sorry?
- 我不是医生。 - 没错！ - Not a doctor. - That's right!
你不是医生。 You're not a doctor.
那咱们就别给病人 做诊断了， So what do you say we leave the diagnosing of the patients
- 留给真正的医生吧？ - 好。 - to the real doctors, huh? - Okay.
我在救护车上 被脏针头扎了， I got a dirty needle stick in the ambulance,
所以麻烦开个处方... so if you'd please write me a prescription...
- 简直一团糟。 - ...抗逆转录病毒药—— - What a shitshow. - ...for retroviral--
你真是不可理喻。 You are unbelievable.
希望你享受 这间干净漂亮的医院... Hope you enjoy this nice, clean hospital...
- 急救系统还有尊严可言吗？ - ...当我在街头 - Any dignity left in the EMS? - ...while I'm out on the streets
被呕吐物泼满全身， 被迫吞下 getting vomited on, having to take pills
像流浪汉在嘴里拉屎 般的药丸！ that smell like a hobo shat in my mouth!
喂！ Hey!
一天之内，我被... In one day, I've been...
被人开枪射击... shot at...
被人呕吐物沾满，还...被人掐脖子。 thrown up on, and... strangled.
可我们这班还剩... And what, we still have...
11个小时呢。 11 hours left in the shift.
你们怎么能天天 干这种活？ How do you guys do this every day?
这是我们的工作。 It's our job.
你们的工作真糟心！ Your job sucks!
是啊，你这么说听起来 确实够糟糕的。 Yeah, and it sounds real shitty when you say it like that.
是啊，可我不能 再回到那辆救护车上。 Yeah, well, I can't go back on that ambulance.
明白吗？ Okay?
我辞职了。 I quit.
对不起，妈妈。 I'm sorry, Mom.
你那工作糟透了！ Your job sucks!
瞧， 未来的医生就此消失。 Now there goes a future doctor.
♪ 等我领到薪水 就要环游世界去 ♪ ♪ When I get my check I'm going on a world cruise ♪
♪ 乘珍珠珠宝打造的船 满载漩涡的海洋 ♪ ♪ On a boat made of pearl jewels, full of whirlpools ♪
♪ 配千英寸平板屏幕 看遍全球新闻 ♪ ♪ And a 1,000-inch flat-screen to watch the world news ♪
♪ 还有私人厨师 烹制所有美味佳肴 ♪ ♪ And a personal chef to cook up all the morsels ♪
♪ 金钱，金钱 金钱，金钱 ♪ ♪ Money, money Money, money ♪
♪ 金钱，金钱，金钱 金钱，金钱 ♪ ♪ Money, money, money Money, money ♪
♪ 金钱，金钱 金钱，金钱 ♪ ♪ Money, money Money, money ♪
♪ 金钱，金钱，金钱 金钱，金钱 ♪ ♪ Money, money, money Money, money ♪
♪ 金钱，金钱 金钱，金钱 ♪ ♪ Money, money Money, money ♪
♪ 金钱，金钱，金钱 金钱，金钱 ♪ ♪ Money, money, money Money, money ♪
♪ 金钱，金钱 金钱，金钱 ♪ ♪ Money, money Money, money ♪
♪ 金钱，金钱，金钱 金钱，金钱 ♪ ♪ Money, money, money Money, money ♪
气温读数显示 今日略有回升 Temperature readings warming up a bit today
升至80多度高位。 into the upper 80s.
正午时分将升至90华氏度出头。 By noontime, into the low 90s.
...干燥宜人的天气 将持续。 ...dry and pleasant weather continues.
预计下周将有降雨。 Rain expected to return next week.
胡说八道！ 插着气管插管的人怎么说话。 That's bullshit! You can't talk while intubated.
新月高级客服中心， 有什么可以帮您？ Crescent Premium, how may I help you?
呃，好的。 请稍等。 Uh, certainly. One moment, please.
新月保险公司， 请问需要转接哪位？ Crescent Premium, may I direct your call?
看来你确实当过 急救员呢。 Well, I see you've certainly put in your time as a paramedic.
保险行业听起来 确实有些枯燥， Well, I imagine insurance sounds pretty boring,
但我们的工作 确实需要严格遵守时间表。 but we do work under some pretty tight timetables.
你抗压能力如何？ How are you at handling stress?
毕竟我是救护员。 Well, I'm a paramedic.
所以... So...
我——我总是压力山大。 I-I'm always stressed.
所以你才选了保险行业？ Is that why you chose insurance?
呃...我觉得凭借 我多年的经验， Well, uh... I think that with my many years of experience,
呃，作为医疗从业者， uh, as a medical provider,
转行到其他 that transitioning to another
医疗或健康护理领域， kind of medical or healthcare field,
我能带来，呃， 有益的经验。 I could bring, uh, beneficial experience.
有益体现在哪里？ Beneficial how?
嗯，我... Well, I...
我认为担任急救医护人员 是份极其重要的工作。 think that being a paramedic is really important work.
而且... And...
说实话，我当初选择急救行业 in all honesty, I got into EMS
是因为真心想 帮助他人。 'cause I really wanted to help people.
但现实是... But the reality is...
我们几乎从未真正帮过谁。 we hardly ever help anybody.
我们不过是 We're just kind of a mop-up crew
人生最惨烈悲剧的 善后清理队。 for the worst tragedies in people's lives.
懂吗？ You know?
兄弟，我见识过太多。 And, man, I have seen stuff.
尸体啊 根本不值一提。 I mean, dead bodies don't even register.
我见过成千上万 的尸体。 I've seen millions of dead bodies.
肢体残骸。我见过 被撕扯的胳膊和脸庞。 Body parts. I've seen arms and faces ripped off.
老兄，那些画面 会像烙印般刻进你脑海 And, man, that image gets scarred into your brain
一辈子挥之不去， 我累了。 for the rest of your life, and I'm tired.
我累了。我每天清晨 刚到工作岗位 I'm tired. I just-- I show up to work first thing in the morning
脑海里第一个念头就是 “去他妈的所有人” and my first thought is, "Fuck everybody."
要是能有机会， And given the opportunity,
我真想把那辆救护车 烧个精光。 I would set fire to that ambulance.
因为它已经坏了，布鲁斯。 Because it's broken, Bruce.
它坏了。整个系统 他妈的都坏了。 It's broken. The whole system is fucking broken.
而且正在下沉 And it's sinking
而我只能拿着 顶针在外面拼命舀水， and I'm out there with a thimble, trying to bail it out,
稍有不慎， 就会有人丧命。 and if I make one mistake, someone could die.
你还想知道 我的经历？ And you wanna know my experience?
我快撑不住了。 I'm burning out.
我快撑不住了，而且... I'm burning out, and...
我必须立刻离开急救队 I need the hell out of EMS
否则我会搞砸 害死人。 before I fuck up and kill somebody.
呃...还有 其他问题吗？ Uh... you have any other questions?
22号，你收到10-8了吗？ 22, are you 10-8 yet?
收到。 Negative.
- 等医院手续。 - 等手续。 - Waitin' on hospital paperwork. - Waitin' on paperwork.
他们在那边 搭讪护士呢。 They are over there hittin' on nurses.
这他妈的太扯了。 That's some bullshit.
22号，快点行动。 22, get movin'.
给你，宝贝。 帮我放回去好吗？ Here you go, baby. Put that back for me?
噢，嘿，莎妮丝。 Oh, hey, Shanice.
- 嗨。 - 嗨，兰迪。 - Hey. - Hey, Randy.
休假这周过得怎么样？ How'd you enjoy your week off?
哦，挺好的。享受了癌症的乐趣 却不用得癌症。 Oh yeah, great. All the fun of cancer without the cancer.
是啊，我被针扎过一次。 Yeah, I had a needle stick once.
哦，我记得。 Oh, I remember.
就是鸡店后面那个 头发乱糟糟的瘾君子。 That junkie behind the chicken place, with the hair.
哦对，我忘了。 当时我正和你搭车。 Oh yeah, I forgot. I was ridin' with you.
嘿，说得对。 Hey, that's right.
喂，听着。 那个... Hey, listen. Um...
你得把我 从排班表里撤掉。 You gotta take me off the schedule.
求你了。 Please.
你得想办法减少我的工时。 You gotta cut down my hours, somehow.
真的。我... 我状态糟透了，莎妮丝。 Really. I'm in... I'm in terrible shape, Shanice.
莎妮丝，听我说。 Shanice, listen.
- 我不行了。 - 兰迪，我很抱歉， - I'm not okay. - Randy, I am sorry,
但我人手不足。 我实在找不到其他人， but I am shorthanded. I don't have anybody else,
所以你得和迈克去42号。 so you're in 42 with Mike.
拜托... Come on...
为什么总把我 和迈克凑在一起？ Why you always sticking me with Mike?
只有他能 忍受你这刺头。 He's the only one that can put up wit' your prickly ass.
你可能没意识到， 你根本不擅长人际交往， You may not know, but you're not good at interpersonal relations,
希望这不会 让你太震惊。 and I hope that's not a shock to you.
因为你知道吗？ 我跟你共事两年 'Cause you know what? I rode with you for two years
但你通常两三个月 就能把人逼垮。 but you break most people within two or three months.
哦，得了吧。才不是呢。 这太不公平了。 Oh, come on. That's not true. That's not fair.
很多人喜欢跟我搭档。 比如金。 Lots of people like riding with me. Like Kim.
你喜欢和我一起骑车， 对吧，金？ You like riding with me, right, Kim?
哦。你确实 喜欢和我一起骑车。 Oh. You do so like riding with me.
她喜欢和我搭车。 She likes riding with me.
莎妮丝，我们什么时候 能涨工资？ Shanice, when we gon' get a raise?
亲爱的，我真想 给你涨工资， Oh, baby, I would love to give you a raise,
等政府提高 报销额度， and as soon as the government ups our reimbursements,
那时候你就能 拿到加薪了。 that's when you will get your raise.
对了兰迪， 你还有个新学生。 And by the way, Randy, you have another student.
- 没有。才没有。 - 是的。 - No. Unh-uh. - Yes.
不。不可能。绝对没有。 No. There's no way. No.
你是资深救护员。 学生归你带。 You are senior. You get the student.
还有其他救护员 能带他们吗？ Is there another paramedic I should put them with?
找个比你强的人？ Somebody better than you?
- 没人比我强。 - 早料到你会这么说。 - Nobody's better than me. - What I thought you'd say.
哦，拜托，宝贝。 别这样对我。 Oh, come on, baby. Don't do me like that.
你知道我还在上班。 You know I'm at work.
听着，我七点才下班。 Look, I don't get off 'til seven.
不不不，不是下午，是上午。 No, no, no, not p.m., a.m.
七点半我就能见到你，宝贝。 我只需要45分钟。 I can get at you at 7:30, baby. All I need's 45 minutes.
那时间绰绰有余， 你懂的？ That's more than enough time, you know?
嗯哼，大概15下。 Mm-hmm, about 15 pumps.
哎呀，对，你最懂我了。 Aw, yeah, you know I like that.
兰迪来了。 我稍后回你电话。 Randy's here. I'll call you back.
瞧这老岔岔的婊子。 Look at this old creaky bitch.
你自己也知道 剩下的夏天 也就十来个了。 You know you only got like ten summers left.
别跟我扯这些。 Don't start with me.
我连早餐 都没吃呢。 I haven't even had breakfast yet.
呃，迈克，今天 能让我开吗？ Uh, Mike, you gonna let me drive today?
不行。 听见没？我来开。你懂的。 Uh, no. Okay? I drive. You know that.
- 别这样。求你了。 - 不行！ - Come on. Come on. - No!
听着，我负责开车，你负责养病。 Look, I wheel, you heal.
你为什么要破坏 事物自然的秩序？ Why do you wanna upset the natural order of things?
而且你看，今天 我们还有个学生。 And look, we got a student today too.
我知道。但愿 能在那个蠢货 I know. I'm hoping we can pull out
出现前撤出来。 before that dipshit shows up.
蠢货已经到了。 Dipshit's already here.
哦，混蛋。 Oh, fuckwad.
或者杰西卡。 Or Jessica.
- 兰迪。 - 嘿，兰迪。 - Randy. - Hey, Randy.
- 谢谢邀请。 - 嘿！ - Thanks for having me. - Hey!
你知道吗？ 你看起来挺聪明的。 You know something? You seem pretty smart.
打赌你急救班 肯定是第一名 Bet you on the top of your paramedic class
样样都行，对吧？ and everything, ain't ya?
嗯。挺聪明的。 Hmm. Pretty smart.
我也挺聪明的。 I'm smart too.
行家一出手，便知有没有。 Game recognize game.
- 好。 - 听着。 - Okay. - Listen up.
我们轮班24小时， 从早上7点到第二天早上7点。 We work a 24-hour shift, from 7:00 a.m. to 7:00 a.m.
你真想在这闷热的车厢里 You really wanna spend 24 hours
和两个汗流浃背的家伙 共处24小时？ in this hot box with two sweaty dudes?
- 没错。 - 你会看到 - Yep. - You're gonna see things
无法抹去的景象。 that you can't unsee.
抱歉，我搞错了吗？ I'm sorry, did I make a mistake?
因为我让莎妮丝 给我安排最厉害的 Because I asked Shanice to set me up with the best
因为我想向最厉害的 学习，所以... because I wanna learn from the best, so...
我是不是上错车了，还是...？ am I in the wrong truck, or...?
行吧。没问题。 你想跟着来，行， Okay. Alright. You wanna tag along, fine,
但你得听我的安排。 but here's what you're gonna do.
什么都不用做。 Nothing.
你什么都别做， You are going to do nothing,
别碰任何东西， you are going to touch nothing,
你不会开口说话 you are going to say nothing
除非我下令。 明白吗？ unless I instruct you to. You understand?
这里不是民主社会， 是独裁统治。 This is not a democracy, it's a dictatorship.
听明白了吗？我说了算。 Okay? What I say goes.
句号。事情到此为止。 Period. End of story.
行吧，“鸡巴独裁者”。 开始干活。 Alright, "dick-tator." Let's hit it.
♪ 你开的是什么 炫酷座驾？♪ ♪ What kinda whips are you driving around in? ♪
♪ 我爱棕黄相间 糖果色又宽敞的座驾 ♪ ♪ I like 'em brown, yellow, candy-coated and spacious ♪
♪ 你开的是什么 炫酷座驾... ♪ ♪ What kinda whips are you driving around in... ♪
搞什么鬼？我们本该 在救人 What the hell? We're supposed to be saving lives
你却跑去买拿铁？ and you're getting a latte?
我们连午休时间 和上厕所时间都没有。 We don't get lunch breaks or bathroom breaks.
我们面前还有整整24小时， We got 24 hours ahead of us,
我们得趁能拿的时候 抓紧拿走能拿的东西 we gotta grab what we can when we can,
而我现在饿得要命。 and right now I am starving.
喂！ Hey!
你们非得 这样停车吗？ Do you guys really have to park like this, man?
你们占了 三个停车位啊。 You're taking up like three fucking spots.
我们这样停车是为了 紧急情况能快速离开 We park that way in case we have to leave quickly
紧急情况时能开走，先生。 in an emergency, sir.
知道吗？你们这群人 只会堵塞交通。 You know what? All you people do is tie up traffic.
你敢这么说？你该找份 他妈的正经工作。 You know that? You should get a fuckin' real job.
这话你敢说？ How 'bout that?
喂，蠢货，我们他妈 就有正经工作。 Hey, dipshit, we do have a real fuckin' job.
你戴着这塑料名牌干啥？ 凯文？ What do you do with this plastic-ass name tag, Kevin?
嗯？滚回RadioShack去， 混蛋！ Huh? Go back to RadioShack, motherfucker!
- 冷静点，兄弟。 - 我他妈才不需要冷静—— - Chill out, man. - I don't have to chill the fu--
- 你他妈给我冷静！ - 真是个混蛋。 - You chill the fuck out! - What an asshole.
- 是啊，人就是这么刻薄。 - 去你妈的。我才不冷静！ - Yeah, people are mean. - Fuck you. I'm not chilling!
等着瞧。 You'll see.
他妈的八字胡 贱人。 Fuckin' handlebar mustache bitch.
是啊，对不起，妈妈。 Yeah, I'm sorry, Mama.
呃，咖啡和松饼。 Uh, coffee and a muffin.
不，你知道吗？ No, you know what?
两个松饼。 一个巧克力味，一个蓝莓味。 Two muffins. One chocolate, one blueberry.
两个松饼，一杯咖啡。 这算... Two muffins, one coffee. That is...
10.25美元。 $10.25.
呃... Um...
- 英雄免费咖啡。 - 哦。 - Free coffee for heroes. - Oh.
仅限消防员 和警察免费咖啡。 Free coffee for firemen and policemen only.
我是急救医护人员。 I'm a paramedic.
救护42，紧急通行。 Medic 42, emergency traffic.
抱歉... Sorry...
救护车42， 紧急响应 Medic 42, respond emergent
前往西帝国公路5200号 to 5200 West Imperial Highway
精神病患者急救。 for psychiatric patient.
哦，是你那小子约翰尼。 Oh, it's your boy Johnny.
老兄，但愿 他今天穿了衣服。 Man, I hope he's wearing clothes today.
你知道吗？ 我敢打赌他没穿。 You know something? I bet ya he's not.
说真的，打赌二十块 他肯定会光溜溜的。 Matter of fact, 20 bucks say he's gonna be butt-ass naked.
- 哦，不可能。 - 二十美元。 - Oh, no way. - Twenty dollars.
- 现在就赌。 - 我跟。 - Bet you right now. - I'm in.
今天你请我吃午饭 You're payin' for my lunch today
因为他他妈的 会光着屁股。 'cause he gon' be fuckin' butt-ass naked.
- 干就完了。 - 干吧。 - Let's do this. - Let's do it.
- 来吧，大钱。 - 好。 - Come on, big money. - Okay.
嘿，年度学生， 你觉得呢？要加入吗？ Hey, student of the year, what do you think? You in?
- 赌注是进还是出？ - 赌注？ - Balls in or out? - Balls?
我是撒旦 他的唯一使者！ I am Satan and his only messenger!
好了，结果出来了。 平局。 Well, there you have it. It's a draw.
穿衬衫，不穿裤子。 Shirt, no pants.
你说什么呢？ 这根本是胡扯，懂吗？ What are you talkin' 'bout? That's bullshit, okay?
我能看见他的鸡巴。 这算数。 I can see his dick. That qualifies.
他才没裸体！ He's not naked!
这叫裸体？ 他明明穿了件衬衫。 How'd you call that naked? He's wearing a shirt.
有衬衫没裤子。这就像... 呃...小熊维尼。 Shirt, no pants. That's like, uh... Winnie the Pooh.
看来小熊维尼 把鸡巴掏出来了 I guess Winnie the Pooh got his dick out
因为我能看见 小熊维尼的鸡巴。 because I can see Winnie the Pooh's dick.
约翰尼，把你的光屁股 挪过来！ Johnny, bring your naked ass over here!
离开这里... Leave this place...
否则我让你们全灭！ or I'll destroy you all!
哦哦。行啊，真想 试试你的不死之身？ Oh, oh. Okay, so you really wanna test your immortality?
- 好吧。 - 立刻滚！ - Okay. - Leave now!
我是撒旦 也是他唯一的使者。 I am Satan and his only messenger.
伙计，这他妈太贪婪了。 你不可能既是撒旦 Man, that's greedy as fuck. You cannot be Satan
又是他唯一的使者。 and his only messenger.
选一个就行，行吗？ 他妈的工作太多了！ Just pick one, okay? Got too many fuckin' jobs!
我就是撒旦 也是他唯一的使者！ I am Satan and his only messenger!
行吧。你知道怎么着？ Okay. You know what?
吃点早餐。但... Have some breakfast. But...
别招惹别人。 低调点。行吗？ leave people alone. Lay low. Okay?
不然我就把 除颤器贴在你脸上。 Or I'm gonna hook the defibrillator up to your face.
嗡！听明白了吗？ Bzz! You understand?
管他呢。 他妈的穿上裤子 It don't matter. Put some fuckin' pants on
把你这灰扑扑的 小矮人屁股挪开。 and get your ashy leprechaun ass from over here.
谁他妈想看那玩意儿！ Nobody wanna see that shit!
撒旦想看！ Satan does!
什么... What...
县警局，这里是救护车42号。 County, it's Medic 42.
我们随时待命。 现场无伤员。 We are available. No patient on scene.
重申，现场无伤员。 Repeat, no patient on scene.
等等。你们在做什么？ 你们抛弃了伤员。 Wait. What are you doing? You abandoned your patient.
你们可能被吊销执照。 You could lose your license.
- 撒旦爱我！ - 那不是病人。 - Satan loves me! - That is not a patient.
那是约翰尼。 That is Johnny.
要是他真有精神分裂症状， If he was actively schizo,
早就抓头发了 he'd be pulling out his hair
咬破嘴唇 直到流血。 and biting his lips until they bleed.
这就是约翰尼 停药时的状态。 That's what Johnny does when he's not on his meds.
此刻约翰尼这般举止 只因他正饥肠辘辘。 Right now, Johnny's acting this way because he's hungry.
- 哦，他饿了。是啊。 - 是的。 - Oh, he's hungry. Yeah. - Yes.
那个晃着鸡巴的家伙。 The guy wagging his dick around.
- 是啊。 - 那家伙——他饿了。 - Yeah. - That-- He's hungry.
他想让我们带他 去急诊室 He wants us to take him into the ER
那里必须给他 提供餐食才能放行， where they have to give him a meal before they let him go,
因为急诊室别无选择。 because the ER has no choice.
法律规定 他们不能拒绝任何人。 They legally can't turn anyone away.
现在我们可以带他去 领急诊室的快乐餐， Now, we could bring him in for his ER happy meal,
但猜怎么着？这得填 一大堆该死的表格。 but guess what? There's a shit-ton of paperwork involved.
所以我干脆跳过中间环节 So it's a lot easier for me to skip the middleman
直接把早餐给他。 我饿得要命！ and give him my breakfast. And I'm starving!
好的。简单总结下。 Okay. So just to recap.
你的医疗方案 就是松饼。 Your medical solution is muffins.
我牺牲了 美味的松饼 I sacrificed my delicious muffins
只为人类福祉。 for the good of humanity.
- 迈克，走人。 - 好。咱们撤。 - Mike, let's roll. - Alright. We outta here.
你来这儿干嘛？ Why are you here?
因为我想拯救生命。 Because I wanna save lives.
- 这很好笑吗？ - 你想拯救生命。 - Is that funny? - You wanna save lives.
你觉得我们在救人？ You think we savin' lives?
得了吧。 我们刚才给那家伙塞了松饼。 Come on, now. We just gave a dude muffins.
是啊，我曾经想 成为英雄， Yeah, I used to want to be a hero,
但事实是， 我们不是英雄。 but the fact is, we're not heroes.
明白吗？ Okay?
事实是 我们接到的多数求助 The fact is that most of the calls we get
都是狗屁。 are bullshit.
真正需要我们的人 不会打电话， The people that need us don't call,
而打电话的人 根本不需要我们。 and the people that call don't need us.
人生有尽头，死亡无止境。 People live, people die.
你几乎永远 无法改变任何事。 You rarely make any kind of difference whatsoever.
这只是份工作。 This is a job.
明白吗？打卡上班， 打卡下班。 Okay? You clock in, you clock out.
一天结束时 你就回家。仅此而已。 At the end of the day you go home. That's it.
我不觉得 你真的相信那点。 I don't think you really believe that.
不，我信。 No, I do.
我信。我真的、真的相信。 I do. I really, really do.
你也该相信 若想活下去。 And you should too if you want to last.
但你手握着 他人的性命。 But you have people's lives in your hands.
你怎么可能不在乎？ 你怎么可能毫不在意？ How can you not care? How can you not give a shit?
正是这份在乎会害死你。 Caring is what kills you.
事实是， The fact is,
这行里大多数人 撑不过一年。 most people in this job can't last a year.
他们扛不住。 They can't hack it.
至于那些优秀的， 真正顶尖的？ And the good ones, the really, really good ones?
五年。 Five years.
顶多五年。 这就是他们的极限。 Five years, max. That's all they can handle.
你干这行多久了？ How long have you been doing it?
十八年零九个月。 Eighteen years, nine months.
行吧，班长， Alright, class president,
这次是真事， 注意听好。 this one's for real, so pay attention.
跟我来。拿上包。 You're with me. Grab the bag.
- 明白。 - 别碰任何东西。 - Okay. - Don't touch anything.
什么都别碰。听懂了？ Nothing. Got it?
那我为什么... But then why am I...
...会在这里？ ...even here?
走。别跑。永远别跑。 Walk. Don't run. Never run.
- 为什么？ - 为什么？ - Why? - Why?
哦，该死。门卡住了。 Oh, shit. Door's stuck.
- BSI。 - 啥？ - BSI. - What?
- BSI！ - 搞啥鬼？ - BSI! - What the fuck is that?
- 戴手套！ - 哦。行。 - Put your gloves on! - Oh. Okay.
- 嘿，吉米。 - 嗨。 - Hey, Jimmy. - Hey.
需要你 撬开那扇门。 Need you to pop that door.
- 收到。 - 还需额外一名驾驶员。 - Got it. - Also need an additional driver.
我需要迈克和我同乘后座。 I need Mike in the back with me.
- 明白。 - 嘿，一切正常吗？ - We're on it. - Hey. Everything's okay?
那是什么？ What is that?
事后我再回答问题。 I answer questions after the fact.
是破窗器。 It's a window punch.
行，动手吧。 Okay, go ahead.
从侧面拉她出来。 Pull her out the side.
- 靠近点。 - 再近些。 - Move in. - Little more.
行， 班上的尖子生， Alright, head of her class,
先评估什么？ what do we assess first?
气道、呼吸、循环。 Airway, breathing, circulation.
他有呼吸， 但呈急促深呼吸状态。 He's breathing, but it's rapid deep breaths.
库斯莫尔呼吸？ Kussmauls?
等等，我判断正确吗？ Wait, am I right?
菜鸟，让开。 Rookie, get out the way.
这儿怎么回事？ What's goin' on here?
出现库斯莫尔症状。 Got Kussmauls.
可能浑身是伤。 你那边呢？ Possible broken everything. What about you?
女士只是受了点惊吓 但没事。 Lady was just a little shook up but she's alright.
行。给我拿个项圈， 行吗？ Alright. Grab me a collar, will ya?
好的，我拿给你。 Okay, I got you.
- 让开点。 - 抱歉抱歉。 - Get out the way. - Sorry. Sorry.
行，再给我拿个 单向呼吸器。 Alright, and grab me a non-rebreather.
你刚才不是说 别碰任何东西吗？ You just said not to touch anything.
现在我让你碰 非再呼吸面罩 And now I'm asking you to touch a non-rebreather
拿过来给我。 and bring it to me.
等等。不行。不行。 Wait. No. No.
抱歉。抱歉。 Sorry. Sorry.
别放卡车里。放袋子里！ Not in the truck. In the bag!
- 什么？ - 装进袋子里！装进袋子里！ - The what? - In the bag! In the bag!
哦，该死。 Oh, shit.
走。别跑。 Walk. Don't run.
嘿，伙计。听见我吗？ Hey, buddy. Can you hear me?
一、二、三。 One, two, three.
不。嗯，我抓住他了。 No. Yeah, I got him.
我做得怎么样？ How am I doin'?
不错。 Alright.
腹腔清空， 四肢无恙。 Nothing in the belly, good in all four.
搞定没，英雄？ Got this, hero?
糟了。他心室颤动。 Oh, shit. He's in V-fib.
你，现在立刻做心肺复苏。 You, I need you to do CPR.
快！动手！ Now. Go. Go!
用力按！ Harder.
再用力！ 你根本没用力。 Harder! You're not doing anything.
再用力点！ Harder!
天啊！我觉得 我可能打断他的肋骨了。 Oh, God! I think I just broke his ribs.
不不不，这很好。 是好事。 No, no, no. That's a good thing. A good thing.
别停，好吗？ 说明你做对了。 Don't stop, okay? Means you're doing it right.
是啊。坏了能修。 死了就没法救。 Yeah. I can fix broken. I can't fix dead.
快点！ Come on!
呃，我们要电击他吗？ Um, are we gonna shock him?
不，我们要给他胸毛打蜡。 No, we gonna wax his chest.
没错，我们要电击他。 Yes, we gonna shock him.
充电中。 Charging.
清除。 Clear.
智多星已清除。全部清除。 Brainiac is clear. All clear.
让开。 Comin' through.
喂？喂喂喂！ Hello? Hello, hello!
约40岁男性，两车相撞事故。 Got approximately 40-year-old male, two-car MVA.
驾驶员系安全带。 Restrained driver.
车辆严重损毁。 Severe damage to the vehicle.
耗时十分钟完成救援。 Ten-minute extrication.
最初呈库斯莫尔呼吸， Kussmauls at first,
但救出后 转为呼吸暂停伴心室颤动。 but once we got him out went apneic and V-fib.
已电击三次。 最后一次是在送医途中。 Been shocked three times. Last was on the drive here.
现呈心搏停止状态。 Now asystolic.
准备？一、二、三。 Ready? One, two, three.
瞳孔固定散大。 Pupils are fixed and dilated.
右臂骨折， 颅骨凹陷性骨折位于—— Fractured right arm and depressed skull fracture in--
暂停按压。 保持按压，按压，按压。求你了。 Hold compression. Just hold, hold, hold. Please.
心电图呈直线。 He's asystolic.
你说他是外伤患者。 有恢复脉搏吗？ You said he was traumatic. Did you ever get a pulse back?
- 没有。 - 没有。 - No. - No.
没有。 No.
死亡时间：10点29分。 Time of death, 10:29.
天啊。 你他妈在开玩笑吧。 Oh, God. You gotta be shitting me.
那是泥巴吗？ Is that mud?
干得漂亮啊，兰迪医生。 Well, nice job, Dr. Randy.
尽管把泥巴 和细菌都带进来 Just track all the mud and bacteria you want
塞进我的急诊室。 into my ER.
认真的吗？ Seriously?
嘿。怎么回事？ Hey. What happened?
医生直接宣布死亡了？ 就这样？ The doctor just called it? That's it?
是的，就这样。 Yes, that's it.
我们到场时那家伙已经死了。 Dude was dead when we got there.
好吧，既然你们认为 他已经死了， Okay, well, if you thought he was dead,
那为什么还让我做心肺复苏？ then why did you make me do CPR?
因为没人会在救护车上死掉。 Because nobody dies in an ambulance.
什么意思？ 这是救护车。 What do you mean? It's an ambulance.
- 人随时都会死。 - 救护车里不会有人死。 - People die all the time. - Nobody dies in the ambulance.
这会引发法律纠纷。 一旦我们开始救治， It's a legal nightmare. Once we start working on you,
就不得宣布 你死亡。 we're not allowed to declare you dead.
只有医生或验尸官 才有权宣布。 Only a doctor or coroner can do that.
所以即便他 毫无生还可能， So even if he has zero chance of making it,
即便我们只是在 给尸体输血， even if we're just pumping blood through a corpse,
我们也不能宣布他死亡。 we cannot declare him dead.
他可能在我们抵达前就已死亡， Now, he can be dead before we show up,
也可能在我们送达后才死亡， he can be dead once we drop him off,
但绝不可能发生在中间时段。 but never, ever in between.
这在医学上 毫无道理。 That doesn't make any medical sense.
这不是医学。 It's not medicine.
这是医疗保健。 It's healthcare.
欢迎来到急救医疗系统。 Welcome to EMS.
不行。 No.
不行！该死。 No! Goddamnit.
留下来。 Stay.
不行！快走！ No! Go!
拿我的钱走人， 你这混蛋！ Take my dollar, you motherfucker!
该死！ Goddamnit!
孩子们能听见你。 Children can hear you.
行吧。好。你有美元吗？ Fine. Good. You have a dollar?
我不明白的是， 既然你这么讨厌这份工作， What I don't understand is, if you hate your job so much,
为什么不干脆辞职？ why don't you just quit?
因为我喜欢吃饭， 不想睡在沟渠里。 'Cause I like to eat and I don't like to sleep in the gutter.
- 那找份新工作啊。 - 像什么工作？ - So get another job. - Like what?
像当飞行员？嗯？ Like airline pilot? Huh?
听着，我试过了。 我被困在这里。 Listen, I've tried. I am stuck here.
好吧？去医院工作？ Okay? Work at the hospital?
我唯一能干的活儿 就是换便盆擦屁股。 All I'm qualified to do is change bedpans and wipe asses.
我的专业训练 在这儿根本不值钱。 My training doesn't mean shit here.
读医学院？别想了。 Go to med school? Forget it.
不行。等我毕业时， No. By the time I finish,
我该退休了。 it will be time for me to retire.
好吧。 Okay.
等等。什么？不！ Wait. What? No!
天啊！我恨你！ God! I hate you!
不！不！不！ No! No! No!
天啊！ God!
好吧。 Okay.
兰迪？ Randy?
哦，老天。感觉我的 心脏都要从屁眼儿蹦出来了。 Oh, Christ. I feel like my heart's coming out my asshole.
喂。喂。 Hey. Hey.
怎么了？ What's the matter?
没事，我没事。 No, I'm fine. I'm fine.
- 你心脏病发作了？ - 没有。别闹了。天啊。 - You havin' a heart attack? - No. Just stop it. God.
- 不是。 - 好吧，那应该是恐慌发作。 - No. - Okay, so it's a panic attack.
- 不是。 - 慢慢深呼吸。 - No, it's not. - Take some slow, deep breaths.
喂？救护人员。 Uh, hello? Paramedic.
你这样工作还行吗？ Are you okay to work like this?
听着， 我没事的。我只是... Look, I'm gonna be fine. I just...
只是需要点——点时间。 Just need some-some time.
你不懂。 You don't understand.
你知道吗， 我十三岁那年... You know, when I was 13...
我和妈妈、姐姐 去露营 my mom and my sister and I went camping
在荒无人烟的地方。 in the middle of nowhere.
我妈特别爱吃 冷鸡肉， And my mom really liked cold chicken,
所以我们坐在野餐桌上 so we were eating cold chicken
吃着冷鸡肉 配着薯片， on a picnic table with some potato chips,
我妈有块东西 卡在喉咙里了。 and my mom got a piece stuck in her throat.
而我当时... ……我根本不懂 海姆立克急救法什么的…… And I didn't... I didn't know the Heimlich or anything...
就在那里…… so right there...
那个愚蠢的露营地里…… in that dumb campground...
...我母亲就这么死了。 ...my mother died.
而我只能眼睁睁看着。 And I just watched.
所以这就是我... 这就是我在此的原因。 So that's why I'm... that's why I'm here.
我要告诉你一件事 I'm gonna tell you something
希望有人早些告诉我 这件事。 that I wish someone had told me a long time ago.
尽你所能逃离这份工作... Run away from this job as fast as humanly possible...
否则你会变成这样。 or you will end up like this.
真奇怪。 That's weird.
喂？我是兰迪。 Uh, hello? This is Randy.
知道了。 Okay.
好的。 Okay.
你说不能迟到是什么意思？ What you mean you can't be late?
我知道你是老师。 管那些孩子去死。 I know you're a teacher. Fuck those kids.
别—— 现在太早了... Just don't-- It's too early to be...
♪ 继续跳舞吧 ♪ ♪ Keep on dancin' ♪
你他妈搞什么？ 喂，停下。 What the fuck goin' on wit' you? Hey, stop.
嗯！ Mmm!
♪ 继续摇摆 ♪ ♪ Keep on groovin' ♪
是啊，我猜兰迪在吸毒。 Yeah, I think Randy doin' crack.
♪ 你会知道该怎么做... ♪ ♪ You'll know what to do... ♪
哇哦！ Whoo-hoo!
对！ Yeah!
嘿！我辞职了！ Hey! I quit!
我辞职了！ I quit!
我找到新工作了。我要辞职！ I got a new job. I'm quitting!
就这样。我受够了。 That's it. I'm done.
我受够了。我找到新工作了。 真不敢相信... I'm done. I got a new job. I can't believe...
我原以为 面试搞砸了， I totally thought that I blew the interview,
但显然 他们欣赏我的坦诚。 but apparently they loved my honesty.
所以...就这样。我要走了。 So... that's it. I'm outta here.
所以...这... So... It's...
莎妮丝，你表现得非常出色。 不是你的问题。真的。 Shanice, you've been amazing. It's not you. Really.
谢谢。 你是最棒的上司。 Thanks. You're the best supervisor.
我真的——谢谢你—— I really-- Thank you s--
我不用提前两周 通知辞职吧？ I don't need to give you two weeks, do I?
我觉得自己撑不了 再待两周了。 I don't think I could stay another two weeks.
我无法提前两周通知。 他们要求我周一就上岗。 I can't do two weeks' notice. They need me to start Monday.
拜托。求求你，求求你—— 我简直不敢相信！ Come on. Please, please l-- I can't believe it!
说真的，我没想到 自己还能感到快乐。 Honestly, I didn't know that I could feel happy.
喂？ 还在吗？ Hello? Are you still there?
嗯，我在。 Yes, I'm still here.
能再补些 橡胶手套吗？ Can we, uh, re-up on rubber gloves,
注射器和生理盐水—— 等等！ hypos, and normal saline-- Hang on!
兰迪！ Randy!
我可没说你能辞职。 I did not say you could quit.
而且你必须完成 你的班次！ And you have to finish your shift!
- 混蛋。 - 你说什么？ - Asshole. - Excuse me?
不不不！不是你。 No, no, no! Not you.
行！我们走！ Okay! We ride!
我们走！ We ride!
哈-哈！ Ha-ha!
♪ 今天是我最后一天-天！ ♪ ♪ It's my last day-ay! ♪
♪ 今天是我最后一天！♪ ♪ It's my last day-ay! ♪
♪ 今天是我最后一天！♪ ♪ It's my last day! ♪
哇哦！ Whoo!
再见了，混蛋们！ So long, fuckers!
对！ Yeah!
啊... Ah...
我喜欢 养老院清晨的气息。 I love the smell of nursing home in the morning.
你好吗？ How you doin'?
嗯。午餐吃什么？ Hmm. What's for lunch?
你他妈搞什么鬼？ What the fuck is wrong wit' you?
抱歉？ Sorry?
这种幸福感 让我感到不自在。 This happiness is making me uncomfortable.
说实话 简直吓得我够呛。 It's actually kinda freaking me out.
是啊，有点让人毛骨悚然。 Yeah, it's a little unnerving.
再过18小时， 我就永远告别急救医疗了。 Well, in 18 more hours, I am done with EMS forever.
呃，你好。你好。 Uh, hi. Hello.
你们怎么这么久？ What took you so long?
你什么意思 “我们”怎么这么久？ What you mean what took us so long?
我们六分钟就到这儿了。 We got here in six minutes.
这相当于两首节奏布鲁斯歌曲的时间。 六分钟。 That's two R&B songs. Six minutes.
我们不可能比六分钟更快 赶到这里。 We can't get here faster than six minutes.
你他妈以为我们有 传送器吗？ The fuck you think we got, a teleporter?
呃，病人在哪？ Uh, where's the patient?
好了，听着。直接——直接... Alright, look. Just-Just...
跟我来。 follow me.
这边走。 This way.
走吧。 Come on.
他他妈的 怎么能干上这差事？ How the fuck did he get this job?
她最近有点 呼吸困难。 She's been having a little trouble breathing lately.
“最近”具体指多久？ Define "lately."
菜鸟，你怎么看？ Newbie, what's your assessment?
嗯，她发绀， 有尸斑迹象。 Well, she's cyanotic, appears to have lividity.
以我的专业判断... In my professional opinion...
她已经死了。 she's dead.
嗯。 Hmm.
- 你得做点什么。 - 做点什么？做什么？心肺复苏？ - You gotta do something. - Do something? What? CPR?
她死了。 She's dead.
让床头柜复活 的希望都比这大。 Got a better chance of reviving the nightstand.
你必须试试。 You gotta try.
不行，我们不碰她。 No, we're not touching her.
- 嗯哼。 - 好吧。 - Unh-uh. - Alright.
我去找值班护士。 I'm gettin' the charge nurse.
你想碰就碰吧。 You can if you want to.
护士长是变魔术的吗？ Is the charge nurse a magician?
因为只有这样 这位女士才能活着回来。 Because that's the only way this lady is coming back alive.
靠魔法！ With magic!
白费力气。 Waste of time.
连菜鸟都知道 她已经死了。 Even the newbie knew she was dead.
没冒犯的意思。 No offense.
我倒觉得冒犯了。 I am offended.
喂，县警。救护车42。 Hey, County. Medic 42.
救护车42， 这里是县警。请讲。 Medic 42, this is County. Go ahead.
县警局， 我们需要法医。 County, we need a coroner.
现场有到院前死亡病例 We have a DOA on the scene
我们正在等待 相关文件。 and, uh, we're standing by for paperwork.
收到，42。 联系法医。 Copy, 42. Contacting coroner.
法医？什么意思？ 现场发生了什么？ What do you mean, coroner? What's going on here?
你的病人正在 降至室温， Your patient is assuming room temperature,
我已宣告她死亡， I declared her dead,
验尸官正在赶来， 我们准备撤离。 the coroner is coming, and we are going to leave.
你怎么确定她死了？ How do you know she's dead?
生命体征如何？ What are her vitals?
你真想知道生命体征？ You wanna know her vitals?
既然你非要知道， 脉搏为零。 Well, if you must know, zero pulse,
零上零的血压， zero over zero blood pressure,
零次呼吸。 zero respirations.
就像所有...都是零。 Like all... zeroes.
想知道 她的血糖值吗？ Would you like to know her blood sugar?
几分钟前我检查时 她还好好的。 She was just fine when I checked on her a few minutes ago.
几...分钟前？当真？ A few... minutes ago? Really?
去握握她的手。 Shake her hand.
过去握握她的手。 Go over and shake her hand.
去做。 Do it.
- 我没事。 - 迈克？ - I'm good. - Mike?
看。 Look.
看！ Look!
“嗨，我死了。” "Hi. I'm dead."
该死，她冷得要命。 Goddamn, she cold.
知道她为什么他妈的这么冷吗？ You know why she's fuckin' cold?
因为这是尸僵。 Because this is rigor.
因为她死了。 'Cause she's dead.
这种僵硬 可不是几分钟的事。 This type of stiffness don't take a few minutes.
得五六个小时呢。 We talkin' five or six hours.
咦？你都能用她熨衣服了， Huh? You can iron your clothes on her,
她硬得像块板子！ that's how stiff she is!
硬得像块板子！ Stiff as a board!
能跟你说句实话吗？ Can I be honest wit' you?
你大概是我他妈遇过 You're probably the worst nurse
最差劲的护士了。 I've ever fuckin' met.
这完全不能接受。 This is totally unacceptable.
我要找你主管投诉。 I'm calling your supervisor.
哦。请便。 Oh. Please do.
那可真是太滑稽了。 That would be hysterical.
在此期间，我建议 你先把普斯特利太太冰镇起来。 In the meantime, I suggest you get Mrs. Pustelli on ice.
她开始给这儿 增添“迷人香气”了。 She's starting to add to the lovely aroma around here.
我闻到尸体味了。 I smell dead people.
- 喂！ - 兰迪， - Hello! - Randy,
这位养老院女士是谁 who is this nursing home lady
在电话那头 对我尖叫？ screaming at me on the other line?
听着，这些人都是蠢货，懂吗？ Look, these people are idiots, okay?
他们有个病人 死了好几个小时。 00:36:34,838 --> 00:36:37,715 兰迪，你必须学会 管理这些人 They had a patient of theirs that was dead for hours.
别再对所有人 摆出混蛋架子了。 and stop acting like an asshole to everybody.
现在这烂摊子得我收拾。 Now I gotta deal with this mess.
搞什么——今天是我最后一天， 莎妮丝。 What do-- It's my last day, Shanice.
今天不是我的最后一天， 要是你下班了 It's not my last day, and if you finish your shift
咱们瞧瞧是不是你的最后一天。 we'll see if it's your last.
是吗？哦，不。 这绝对是我—— Really? Oh, no. This is definitely my--
我说过的话不会收回。 I said what I said.
该死。 Fuck.
那么卡罗尔，如果你在 评估那位病人， So, Carol, if you were assessing that patient,
你会判定他们 还活着吗？ would you classify them as alive?
我明白了。不不不。 你说得对。 I see. No, no, no. No, you're right.
我没有护理学位。 I don't have a nursing degree.
我受过急救员培训。 I was trained as a paramedic.
嗯哼。那么让我问你个问题， 卡罗尔， Uh-huh. Well, let me ask you something, Carol,
既然你从事老年护理工作。 since you deal in elder care.
我祖母12年前去世，享年99岁 My grandmother died 12 years ago at the age of 99
我们把她安葬在 机场那片墓园里 and we buried her next to my grandfather
我爷爷的墓旁。 知道是哪座吗？ at that cemetery out by the airport. Know the one?
嗯哼。那我问你个问题。 Uh-huh. Well, let me ask you this.
如果现在你我 一同前往那里 If you and I were to go out there together right now
去挖出 我祖母的尸体， and dig up my grandmother's corpse,
你觉得 能让她复活吗？ do you think you could revive her?
因为这听起来 和你在对我说的 Because that makes about as much sense
那些话一样 毫无道理。 as what you're saying to me right now.
你那个病人早就死了，贱人。 Your patient was dead, bitch.
嗯哼。而你们这群人 居然没察觉 Mm-hmm. And your people didn't realize it
整整五六个小时。 for five or six hours.
这叫医疗过失。 That is called negligence.
但你们以为 打个911电话 But you thought you'd just call 911
就能推卸责任， 是这样吗？ and cover your asses, is that it?
啊。那咱们俩 给你们主管打个电话 Ah. Well, how 'bout you and I call your administrator
把这起事故 逐条逐项地 and go over this incident point by point
看看到最后 谁还能保住他妈的工作？ and see which one of us still has a goddamn job
到今天结束时？ by the end of the day?
哦！你突然没事了？ Oh! You're suddenly okay?
现在清楚了，卡罗尔？ We're clear now, Carol?
很好。要是你再遇到 任何问题， Great. Well, if you have any more problems,
我叫莎妮丝， 立刻给我打电话。 my name is Shanice, you call me immediately.
听明白了吗？ You got that?
当然明白。 Damn right.
天啊，我饿死了。 Oh my God, I am so hungry.
迈克，找辆墨西哥卷饼车 什么的。 Mike, find a taco truck or something.
我肚子都饿得在啃自己了。 My stomach is eating itself.
我搞定。 就说这句话就行。 I got you. That's all you have to say.
你没真的辞职吧？ You didn't really quit, did you?
辞了。 Yeah. I did.
- 你才没辞职。 - 是的，我辞了。 - No, you didn't. - Yeah, I did.
才没有。 No, you did not.
我确实说过。 Yes, I did.
听着，听我说。 让我把话说清楚，好吗？ Look, look. Let me say this, okay?
兰迪在这行待得太久了， 懂吗？ Randy has been in this way too long, okay?
急救人员不该工作这么久。 EMS is not supposed to be working this long.
他根本不知道 走出这行后该做什么。 He don't know what he's gonna do out in the real world.
这混蛋什么都干不了。 This motherfucker can't do shit.
你说什么呢？ What are you talking about?
难道我不知道 怎么在外面混？ I wouldn't know how to function out there?
哦，但你明明 知道怎么在那边生存。 Oh, but you know how to function out there.
- 当然知道。 - 是啊。 - You damn right I do. - Yeah.
我在外面也活得挺好。 I function well out there too.
因为我他妈就是个 正常人。 'Cause I'm a normal fuckin' person.
回家拉完屎， I go home, I take a shit,
冲个澡 再换上衣服 then I take a shower and I put on my clothes
去接我老婆 一起吃晚饭 and I pick up my lady, we go to dinner,
回家之后 我们做爱。 then we come back home and we fuck.
明白吗？这叫 融入社会。 Okay? That is called being a part of society.
而你呢， You, on the other hand,
在现实世界里 连一天都活不下去。 would not survive one day in the real world.
因为他什么都没干。 除了这个什么都不干。 'Cause he ain't did shit. Don't do nothin' besides this.
你上次约会 是什么时候？ When the last time you been on a date?
嗯？你上次洗你他妈的床单 是什么时候？ Hmm? When was the last time you washed your fuckin' sheets?
哦... Oh...
那你打算在哪儿工作？ Well, where are you gonna work?
我在保险公司 工作。 I'm working in an insurance company.
- 什么？！ - 啥？ - What?! - What?
- 你... - 啥？ - Are you... - What?
你居然去保险公司上班。 得了吧。 You gon' work in insurance. Please.
哥们儿，你连他妈的 赛百味都干不了。 Man, you can't even work at fuckin' Subway.
我能干——我也能 在赛百味工作。 I could w-- I could too work at Subway.
在赛百味工作 得跟顾客打交道。 You gotta deal with customers to work at Subway.
是啊。我能应付 顾客。 Yeah. I could deal with customers.
你行？ 假装我是顾客。 You could? Let's pretend I'm a customer.
- 好。 - 好。准备好了？ - Okay. - Okay. You ready?
- 是啊。 - 我一进门。叮！ - Yeah. - I walk in. Ding!
小铃铛就响了。 我就在里面。 The little bell go off. I'm in there.
哦，您好，先生。 今天过得愉快吗？ Oh, hello, sir. Are you having a nice day?
今天过得棒极了。 I'm having a great day.
我想点份三明治 当午餐。 I would like a sandwich for lunch.
- 好的。 - 你真的应该—— - Okay. - You really supposed to--
要六英寸的 还是整尺长的？ Would you like a six-inch or a footlong?
好的。我要个六英寸的 素食三明治，行吗？ Okay. I want a six-inch vegetarian sub, okay?
- 全麦面包配鸡肉。 - 嗯哼。 - On wheat with chicken. - Mm-hmm.
- 嗯。 - 好。 - Hmm. - Okay.
呃...加了鸡肉的话 Uh... that-that doesn't make it
这就不算素食三明治了。 a vegetarian sub if you add chicken.
不。正如我所说，我要的是 No. I would like, like I said,
六英寸素食三明治 全麦面包配鸡肉。 a six-inch vegetarian sub on wheat with chicken.
抱歉先生，我们不能这么做 I'm sorry, sir, we can't do that
因为这不算 素食三明治。 'cause that's not a vegetarian sub.
混蛋，就是素食三明治。 Motherfucker, it is.
- 我是顾客。 - 既然上面放了鸡肉... - I'm the customer. - If you have chicken on it...
看吧？这正是你 不适合在那儿工作的原因。 See? That's exactly why you couldn't work there.
- 但这根本不算素食！ - 就是素食！ - But it's not vegetarian! - It is vegetarian!
这里有规矩，先生。 规矩就是规矩。 There are rules here, sir. There are rules.
我他妈想点什么就点什么。 听明白了吗？ I can order whatever the fuck I want. Alright?
我要橙味芬达 I want a orange Fanta
加葡萄汁的。 with grape juice in it.
先生，饮料 请自行取用。 You can serve your own drink, sir.
杯子给你。 去饮料站自己倒。 Here's your cup. Go to the drink station.
这算哪门子种族歧视的狗屁？！ What type of racist shit is that?!
去他妈的。 我要找总部投诉。 Fuck that. I'm calling corporate.
嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟。 总部。 Beep-beep-boop-beep-beep. Corporate.
喂！那个叫兰迪的家伙 在赛百味工作 Hey! This dude named Randy that work at the Subway
是个混蛋，听见没？ is a asshole, okay?
他居然让我 自己他妈调饮料！ He tried to make me make my own fuckin' drink!
而且打电话的是 一个黑人， Also this is a Black man calling,
你懂的！ so you know what that's about!
拜拜！开除！ Bye! Fired!
- 操。 - 好吧。行吧。 - Shit. - Alright. Alright.
你知道吗？ 我才不去赛百味打工， Well, you know what? I'm not working at Subway,
所以...双赢。 so... win-win.
救护车42号 Medic 42.
不行。别这样！ No. Come on!
现在不行。别接。 不行。不行。不行，迈克。求你了。 Not now. Don't take it. No. No. No, Mike. Please.
快点，兄弟。这是我们的职责。 Come on, man. It's our job.
- 42号到场。行动吧。 - 哦，天哪。 - 42 is here. Go ahead. - Oh, God.
救护车42， 紧急调度。 Medic 42, emergency traffic.
立即前往 库珀庭院33号紧急处置。 Respond emergent in 33 Cooper Court.
天啊，但愿这病人 已经死了，这样我就能吃... Oh man, I hope this patient is dead so I can eat...
...墨西哥卷饼了。 ...a taco.
哦，这下可 糟了。 Oh, this is gonna be fucked up.
喂。喂。先生？ Hey. Hey. Sir?
先生，打扰一下。我们只是—— 我们只是想看看—— S-Sir, excuse me. We just-- We just wanna take a look at--
嗯。喂。 Yeah. Hey.
- 什么？ - 先生，呃... - What? - Hey, sir, uh...
你为什么不趴在地上 这样我们才能帮你，好吗？ Why don't you get on the ground so we can help you out, okay?
- 过来，到这边来。 - 我该摘掉头盔吗？ - Here, come here. - Should I take my helmet off?
不行！ No!
- 不要。 - 不要。 - No. - No.
真的——不！行吧。 Real s-- No! Okay.
该死。 Goddamnit.
——好些了... - 哦。 - Better... - Oh.
你今天下午 是不是喝多了？ You've had a little too much to drink this afternoon?
——就一点点。 ——马上回来。 - Just a little. - Be right back.
我去取剩下的 设备。 I'ma get the rest of the equipment.
请固定颈椎，女士。 Hold C-spine, please, madame.
- 好的。 - 谢谢。 - Yep. - Thank you.
你好，我叫兰迪。 Hello there. My name's Randy.
今天我们会送你去医院。 We're gonna be taking you to the hospital today.
- 你叫什么名字？ - 呃，我叫马特。 - What's your name? - Uh, my name's Matt.
或者叫马修。 Or Matthew.
好的，马修。 Okay, Matthew.
我，呃... 只是想问问你—— I'm, uh... just wondering if you--
知道什么？ 其实叫我马特就好。 Know what? Maybe call me Matt, actually.
- 这样感觉更像... - 好吧，马特。 - That feels more like... - Okay, Matt.
那就叫马特吧。 还有其他地方疼吗？嗯？ Matt it is. Any other pain anywhere? Hmm?
呃，就是... 有点头痛， Eh, just like... a little headache,
不过我觉得 没什么大不了的，医生。 but I don't think it's a big deal, doc.
呃，不是医生。是急救员。 Uh, not a doc. Paramedic.
能简单描述下 发生的情况吗？ Can you tell us a bit about what happened?
嗯，可以。 Uh, yeah.
我骑自行车摔了—— I crashed my bike--
——哦，嘿！ ——好的！ - Oh, hey! - Okay!
——我们需要你保持完全静止。 ——抱歉。 - We wanna hold you real still. - Sorry.
完全不动。 Real still.
我不用去医院—— 对吧？ I don't have to go to the haps-- hospital, do I?
因为我没保险。 'Cause I don't have insurance.
马特，别担心这个。 Matt, don't worry about that.
他们迟早会寄来 一张令人崩溃的账单。 They're just gonna send you a soul-crushing bill later on.
抱歉。抱歉。 我是护士！ Excuse me. Excuse me. I'm a nurse!
抱歉。我是护士。 Excuse me. I'm a nurse.
我看到救护车 就猜到你需要帮助。 I saw the ambulance and figured you'd need help.
快帮我摘下头盔。 Let's get this helmet off.
您不必这么做。 You don't have to do that.
女士，我不想对你 刻薄 Lady, I don't wanna be mean to you
因为你让我想起 我的姑妈 'cause you remind me of my auntie,
但请别他妈管我们的事。 but leave us the fuck alone.
这是在为我争地盘吗？ Is this like a turf war over me?
对。我要你 给他眼睛包扎。 Right. I need you to bandage his eyes.
我眼睛怎么了？ What's wrong with my eyes?
眼睛。两只。两只眼睛。 Eyes. Both. Both eyes.
为什么？另一只眼睛明明没问题。 Why? The other eye's fine.
不是民主制。 Not a democracy.
- 两只眼睛。 - 这毫无道理。 - Both eyes. - That doesn't make any sense.
- 我为什么要这么做？ - 两只眼睛。 - Why would I do that? - Both eyes.
喂，你们知道 自己在做什么吗？ Hey, do you guys know what you're doing?
因为听起来 你们似乎不同意。 Because, like, it sounds like you don't agree.
哦，我们清楚得很 自己在做什么。 Oh, we know exactly what we're doing.
让他用那只好眼看清楚。 Let him see out of his good eye.
塔格特！立刻护送这位女士 离开我的视线。 Taggert! Escort this lady out of my presence immediately.
什么？ What?
- 请跟我来，夫人。走吧。 - 出去。 - Come with me, ma'am. Let's go. - Out.
我不会离开我的病人。 I'm not leaving my patient.
- 嗯哼。 - 不行。这是我的病人！ - Mm-hmm. - No. This is my patient!
我的！ Mine!
抱歉。 我正在努力理解。 Sorry. I'm trying to understand.
你让我包扎两只眼睛 Did you have me wrap both eyes
因为你不想让他 惊慌失措？ because you didn't want him to panic?
我说过什么？ 别在病人面前这样。 What did I say? Not in front of the patient.
- 我-我不明白。 - 别在病人面前！ - I-I don't understand. - Not in front of the patient!
- 我正试图理解。 - 独裁者，记得吗？独裁者！ - I'm trying to understand. - Dictator, remember? Dictator!
嗯，独-什么来着。 Yeah, dic-something.
我听得到你们说话。 I can hear you guys.
女士们先生们， 这位是马特，或称马蒂。 Ladies and gentlemen, this is Matt, or Matty.
- 42岁男性。 - 马修。 - 42-year-old male. - Matthew.
意识清醒但反应迟钝。 体内含酒精。 Conscious but not alert. ETOH on board.
右眼穿透性损伤。 Penetrating injury to his right eye.
据我们判断， 无神经系统受累。 As far as we can tell, no neuro involvement.
生命体征稳定。未检测到呼吸困难 或其他损伤。 Vitals are stable. No SOB or other injuries detected.
哇。这根本 一点都不有趣。 Wow. That wasn't interesting at all.
因为在我看来， 眼前这情况 'Cause to me, what I'm seeing here
简直是戳人眼睛！ is a stick in the eye!
什么？ What?
抱歉，先生。 您的眼睛，它，呃... I'm sorry, sir. Your eye, it's, um...
像果冻一样。 jelly.
哎呀！ Aw, man!
我可以缝合伤口 再给你个眼罩。 I can sew it up and give you an eye patch.
不过这就是我能为你做的 最好安排了。 That's the best I can do for you, though.
你该感谢你的急救队朋友们。 You can thank your friends in EMS.
我全程操作正确。 I did everything right.
给我滚出急诊室。 Get out of my ER.
那家伙是个混蛋。 That guy's a dick.
不不不。 No, no, no.
不不。为什么两只眼睛都伤了？ No, no. Why both eyes?
- 这问题很合理。 - 听着。 - It is a reasonable question. - Listen.
病人正处于恐惧 和困惑之中 Our patient is scared and confused
他需要确信我们清楚 自己在搞什么鬼。 and he needs to know we know what the fuck we're doing.
所以别在他面前 像个他妈的五岁小孩 那样问东问西 So stop asking questions in front of him
[⚠️ 空白中文字幕] like a fucking five-year-old.
知道吗？我来这里 是想向你学习 Know what? I came here to learn from you
因为我以为你能 教我些东西。 because I thought you had something to teach me.
结果你却灌我狗屁 Instead, you give me bullshit
说什么救人 根本不重要 about how saving lives doesn't matter
因为你内心早已死去。 because you're dead inside.
你就是我 最不愿成为的模样。全部。 You're everything I don't want to be. Everything.
- 嘘！嘘！ - 从头到脚。这算什么—— - Shh! Shh! - Top to bottom. What kind of--
呜呜。你厌世了？ 你当什么硬汉先生？ Boo-hoo. Are you jaded? Are you Mr. Tough Guy?
- 眼睛后面藏着什么？ - 大脑。 - What's behind the eyes? - The brain.
对。我们真想让那根棍子 在脑子里乱戳乱挖吗？ Right. And do we want that stick moving, carving up the brain?
- 不想要。 - 当然不想要。对吧？ - No, we don't. - No. We do not. Right?
- 我们有几只眼睛？ - 哎呀，别闹了。 - How many eyes do we have? - Oh, come on.
- 我们到底有几只眼睛？！ - 两只！我们只有两只。 - How many eyes do we have?! - Two! We have two.
它们能独立运作吗？ Do they work independently?
哦，该死。 Oh, shit.
是的。 Yeah.
一只眼睛移动时... Where one eye moves...
另一只便随之转动。 the other one follows.
它们同步移动。 They move in tandem.
那根棍子 离这里多远？ How far is that stick back there?
我们不知道。 它是在挖脑子吗？ We don't know. Is it digging up the brain?
我们不知道。 We don't know.
我们的任务是止住创伤 Our job is to stop the trauma
尽快把他送进急诊室。 and get him into the ER as soon as possible.
听着。 Listen.
事故现场的问题 The problem at an accident scene
在于所有人情绪亢奋 肾上腺素飙升 is everyone is so amped up and full of adrenaline
导致视野狭窄。 they get tunnel vision.
他们只盯着 眼前那个问题。 They're just looking at the one problem.
却看不见 全局。 They're not seeing the big picture.
当众人惊慌失措时 我们的职责 Our job, while everyone else is freaking out,
是深吸一口气 退后一步 is to take a deep breath, step back,
看清全局。 and see the whole thing.
你说得对。 You're right.
- 抱歉？ - 你说得对。 - Sorry? - You're right.
我没想到这点。 谢谢你。 I didn't think about that. Thank you.
呃... Uh...
好的。呃... Okay. Uh...
我不该在病人面前质疑你。 and I shouldn't have questioned you in front of a patient.
对不起。 I'm sorry.
不会再发生了。 It won't happen again.
我们和好了？ Are we good?
嗯。嗯，没问题。 Yeah. Yeah, we're good.
那么... Well...
趁我还没死掉 先去吃个汉堡吧。 Let's get a burger before I drop dead.
你把那个蠢货 教训了一顿吗？ Did you put that dipshit in his place?
没有。 No.
因为他才是对的 而我错了。 Because he was right and I was wrong.
听着，兰迪有时候 确实是个混蛋，你懂的？ Okay, look. Randy can be an asshole sometimes, you know?
没错，他他妈的 整天都是个混蛋。 Okay, yes, he's a asshole all the damn time.
但除了他，我谁都不想 一起骑车。 But there's nobody else I would ride with other than him.
天啊！ Jesus!
搞什么鬼啊？！ What the hell, man?!
- 你在干什么—— - 他快散架了。 - What are you-- - He's falling apart.
行人 享有优先通行权！ Pedestrians have the right of way!
你差点撞死我，混蛋！ You almost killed me, dude!
我们最后都会变成这样？ We all end up like that?
- 还自称急救员！ - 变成一堆烂泥？ - Calling yourself a paramedic! - A broken mess?
给我滚出去！ Get out!
喂。喂。喂。 Hey. Hey. Hey.
能走了吗？求你了？我饿了。 Can we go? Please? I'm hungry.
- 好吧。 - 好吧。 - Okay. - Alright.
带这小混蛋去吃饭吧。 Let's go feed this motherfucker.
停下！ Stop!
- 听见没？ - 啥？ - Okay? - What?
你干的这破事 他妈恶心死了。 What you're doing is fuckin' disgusting.
- 我饿了。 - 你什么意思，饿了？ - I'm hungry. - What you mean, you hungry?
就往嘴里塞东西。 Just puttin' shit in your mouth.
你吃东西像他妈的 吃豆人似的。 You're eatin' like a fuckin' Pac-Man.
知道吗？ 我都不想吃了。 You know something? I don't even wanna eat no more.
你这样——看着你吃 我胃口全没了。 You just-- I done lost my appetite watchin' you eat.
很快， 我就要开始这份工作了， Pretty soon, I'm starting this job,
我将拥有 真正的午休时间。 I'm gonna have a real lunch hour.
每天整整一小时。 One hour every single day.
我要朝九晚五上班。 I'm gonna work nine to five.
我要回家， 我要睡觉。 I'm gonna go home, I'm gonna sleep.
嘿。 Hey.
打扰一下。 呃，你是救护车司机吗？ Excuse me. Um, are you an ambulance driver?
- 急救医护人员。 - 好。等等。 - Paramedic. - Okay. Wait.
能问你个问题吗？ Can I just ask you one question?
行。能再给我 十分钟吗？ Okay. Can I just have like ten more minutes
然后我会回答 你任何问题。 and then I'll answer whatever question you have.
等等，就问一件事。 超快。 Wait, just one thing. Super quick.
你见过最糟糕的事 是什么？ What's the worst thing that you've ever seen?
为什么大家 总爱问我这个？ Why do people always ask me that?
我明白 这带着病态的好奇心， I mean, I get that there's a morbid fascination,
但问题是 为什么偏偏问我？ but I mean, why do they ask me that?
你经历过 最糟糕的事是什么？ What's the worst thing that's ever happened to you?
你现在真想 琢磨这个？ You want to think about that right now?
我才不想呢。 I sure don't.
我见过 太多可怕的事。 I have seen some terrible things.
我知道些 你绝不想知道的事。 I know things that you do not want to know.
我知晓脑浆的气味。 I know what brains smell like.
脑浆有种独特的味道。 你可曾知晓？ Brains have a distinct smell. Did you know that?
有时我闻到那味道 当我走出救护车时 Sometimes I smell it when I come out of the ambulance
那一刻我就明白 得小心脚下 and I know right then and there, better watch my step
否则就会滑倒跌进 某个可怜亡魂的记忆里。 or else I'll slip and fall in some poor dead soul's memories.
你知道里面有什么？ You know what's in there?
两岁死婴。 Dead two-year-old.
撞击时安全带 把她的头颅扯了下来。 She got decapitated by the seat belt upon impact.
想看看里面吗？ Wanna look in there?
你真想让那画面 永远烙印在脑海里 You want that image seared into your brain
永世难忘？ forever and ever?
总得有人 去查看车内情况。 Well, someone's gotta look inside.
总得有人 Someone's gotta have that image
把那画面 刻进脑海直到生命尽头。 in their brain for the rest of their lives.
我就是那个“某人”。 I'm that somebody.
这还不是我见过的 最糟糕的事。 That's not even the worst thing I've seen.
我们接到报警， 不明医疗事故， So we get a call, unknown medical,
邻居投诉 异味问题。 neighbor's complaining about smells.
进入公寓后 见到那位女士 Go into the apartment, meet the woman,
她看起来完全正常 she seems totally normal,
但显然她正遭受 产后抑郁症的折磨。 but apparently she's suffering from postpartum depression.
于是我问她： “孩子在哪儿？” So I ask her, "Where's the baby?"
“孩子在哪儿？” "Where is the baby?"
果然就在那儿—— 微波炉里。 Sure enough, there it is, in the microwave.
- 别说了。 - 它的脸…… - Stop. - And its face...
就像融化的奶酪。 was like melted cheese.
天哪。 Oh my God.
这简直是我这辈子 听过最糟糕的事。 That is the worst thing I've ever heard in my life.
我知道！ 我明明点了五分熟！ I know! I ordered it medium rare!
啊，得了吧！ Ah, come on!
- 搞什么鬼？ - 得了吧！ - What the fuck? - Come on!
嘿，别这样。 别这样。 Hey, come on. Don't be like that.
是你自己想知道的。 You wanted to know.
你不想要 你的鸡肉三明治了？ You don't want your chicken sandwich?
你要吃完吗？ You gonna finish that?
好吧，其实微波炉里 根本没有婴儿。 Okay, so, there wasn't actually a baby in the microwave.
看吧，这就是问题所在。 你对这些事还太生疏。 See, that's what it is. You still new to all this.
而你还没见识过真正的麻烦呢。 And you ain't seen shit yet.
根本不算什么。 Like, nothing. Not at all.
你体内还保留着 全部的韧性。 You still got all that resilience in you.
情感储备 就像银行里的存款。 You got the emotional reserves in the bank.
你体内蕴藏着这一切。 You got all that in there.
当厄运降临， And when bad shit happen,
你体内仍藏着 那层缓冲垫。 you still got that cushion inside.
是啊，但当你 干得够久了... Yeah, but when you been doin' this long enough...
...那些储备 终会耗尽。 ...you run out of those reserves.
是啊，可你还是继续干。 Yeah, but you keep doing it.
噢，见鬼，才不会呢。 Aw, hell no.
见鬼，我半年后要去读法学院。 Shit, I'm goin' to law school in six months.
- 什么？ - 真的。 - What? - Yeah.
为什么读法学院？ Why law school?
你知道在这个国家 谁比谁更倒霉 You know who gets fucked over more
吗？ than anybody in this country?
是勤劳的人。 Hardworking people.
勤劳的人们。 Hardworking people.
完美例证：我母亲。 Perfect example: My mom.
她啊，两年前 因癌症去世了。 She, uh, passed two years ago of-of cancer.
而在那之前的两年， 她去了医院 And two years before that, she went to the hospital
因为她察觉身体 出了问题。 'cause she knew something was wrong.
你知道的， 他们给她做了检查。 You know, and they checked her out.
保险覆盖了检查费用。 Her insurance covered that.
他们给她做了诊断， 保险也覆盖了诊断费用。 They diagnosed her, and her insurance covered that.
但当真正要帮她时... But when it came to actually helping her...
他们却说她没有 正确的保险单。 they told her she didn't have the right policy.
她竭尽全力。她不停联系保险公司 She did her best. She was calling the insurance company
争辩着 抗争着... and... arguing and fighting and...
可就在她奔波期间 癌症扩散了。 But as she was doing that, the cancer spread.
她去世了。 And she died.
那时候根本不是 医生的问题。 Wasn't even about the doctors at that point.
她需要的是律师。 She needed a lawyer.
听着，我想帮助人们。 这就是我成为急救员的原因。 Look, I wanna help people. That's why I became EMS.
懂吗？ 我想创造改变。 You know? I want to make a difference.
可现在感觉 我们干的活儿不是这样啊，兄弟。 And I don't feel like that's what we doin', man.
而且我... Also, I...
真希望不再挣 最低工资了。 would love to not make minimum wage anymore.
我穷得叮当响。 I'm broke as fuck.
这些破玩意儿全带回家 等会儿再热着吃。 I'm taking all this shit home and warm it up later.
我他妈什么都没有。 I don't have a goddamn thing.
不过你知道， 现在是深夜， Well, you know, it's nighttime now,
所以事情要变得 超诡异了。 so it's 'bout to get really weird.
- 诡异。 - 诡异在哪？ - Weird. - Weird how?
救护车42号， 前往橙色大道A143号 Medic 42, respond to A143 Orange Avenue
处理精神病患者事件。 for a psychiatric patient.
靠，兄弟。是总统。 Shit, man. It's the president.
我可是 美国总统！ I'm the president of the United States!
啊！该死！他踢到我的蛋蛋了！ Ah! Shit! He hit me in my nuts!
迈克！救命！迈克！ Mike! Help! Mike!
把手从我朋友身上拿开， 混蛋！ Get your hands off my friend, motherfucker!
迈克！ Mike!
啊！ Ah!
拿东西打他！ Hit him with something!
别用水果！ 别用水果打他！ Not fruit! Don't hit him with fruit!
再叫一辆救护车！ Call another ambulance!
查理，我们他妈的 是在帮你！ Charlie, we're trying to fucking help you!
- 住手！ - 我是总统！ - Stop it! - I'm the president!
我是美国总统！ I'm the president of the United States!
上次就是这样发生的。 This is what happened last time.
所以必须让他 乖乖上救护车 So that is why we gotta get him in the ambulance peacefully
否则他会把我们 打得屁滚尿流。 or he will kick the living shit out of us.
听起来他该送进 精神病院了。 He sounds like he needs to be in a psychiatric facility.
不不不不不。 听着，这家伙其实挺好心的。 No, no, no, no, no. Look, he's a sweetheart, man.
他没恶意， 懂吗？ He don't mean any harm, you know?
那通常是 他吃药的时候。 That's usually when he's on his meds.
可要是他没吃药， 那可就另当别论了。 Now, if he's off his meds, it's a different story.
何况现在是月底。 Plus it's the end of the month.
月底会发生什么？ What happens at the end of the month?
听着，系统每月配发 20片药，对吧？ Look, the system give him 20 pills a month, right?
但一个月有30天。 But there's 30 days in a month.
查理那剩下的十天 你觉得他怎么办？ What do you think Charlie do with those other ten days?
彻底崩溃。 Loses his shit.
有时他撑到月底， Sometimes he makes it to the end of the month,
有时撑不住。 sometimes he don't.
眼下看来是撑不住了。 Right now look like he didn't.
所以不报警？ So we're not calling PD?
- 不。 - 不。 - No. - No.
看，看，看。 查理是个身高6英尺6英寸的黑人 Look, look, look. Charlie is a 6'6" Black man
有精神健康问题。 with mental health issues.
你会报警吗？ Would you call the police?
嘿，迈克，关灯。 Hey, Mike, kill the lights.
我们不想让他 比现在更激动。 We don't wanna set him off any more than he already is.
我可是 美国总统！ I'm the president of the United States!
我最讨厌月底了。 I hate the end of the month.
等等，等等，等等。 Wait, wait, wait.
喂。 Hey.
- 你牙齿都还在？ - 嗯。 - You have all your teeth? - Yeah.
那你最好待在 大概...呃，我也不知道... Then you're gonna wanna stay about, oh, I don't know...
- 哦。 - ...那么远的地方。 - Oh. - ...that far back.
行吧。行吧。 Alright. Alright.
听着。 Alright, look.
- 你们准备好了吗？ - 准备好了。 - Y'all ready? - Ready.
好，我这就敲门。 Okay, I'm 'bout to knock.
特勤局！ Secret Service!
该死。 Shit.
呃，总统先生。 Uh, h-hey, Mr. President.
看，看，呃... 特勤局的人，兄弟。 Look, look, um... The Secret Service, man.
我们来疏散您 并护送您回白宫。 We here to evacuate you and take you to the White House.
那第一夫人 和副总统呢？ What about the first lady and the vice president?
我们会再派一架直升机。 We're gonna send a second chopper.
嗯。 Mm-hmm.
我们不会丢下任何人。 We're not leaving anyone behind.
- 明白。 - 明白？ - Okay. - Okay?
- 绝密。 - 绝密，所以低调行事。 - Top secret. - Top secret, so lay low.
来吧。长官。 Come. Sir.
- 快点。 - 请。请。快来。快来。 - Come on. - Please. Please. Come. Come.
快走。 Come on.
趴下。趴下。 注意狙击手，长官。 Stay low. Stay low. Watch for snipers, sir.
这边走，长官。 这边走。 Right this way, sir. Right this way.
- 到了。 - 不。 - Here we go. - No.
- 不。 - 是直升机。 - No. - It's the chopper.
嘿，让他看看 是直升机。就像... Hey, show him that it's the chopper. Like...
直升机就在这儿，长官。 The chopper's right here, sir.
这边请。 Right this way.
来吧伙计，你能行。 来吧，没问题的。 Come on, man. You got this. Come on. It's good.
好的，总统先生 跟我们走。 Alright, we got Mr. President with us.
来吧，先生。 Come on, sir.
该死。 Shit.
- 喂。喂。喂。 - 不行。喂。喂。 - Hey. Hey. Hey. - No. Hey. Hey.
警官们。请让一下。 Officers. Excuse me.
呃，嘿，这事 我们完全能处理，行吗？ Uh, hey, we've got this totally under control, okay?
这位是我们的病人。 This is, uh, a patient of ours.
他现在正发作。 He's having an episode right now.
真的，呃... There's really, uh...
- 冷静点。 - 没必要恐慌。 - Calm down. - No reason to panic.
放松就好。 Just relax.
我们是来帮忙的。 接到报警电话。 We just came here to help. We got a call.
后退点。 Just back up.
请把 灯光关掉。 If you could please turn off your lights.
- 我们接到报警... - 有个精神病患者。 - We got a call... - Got a psychiatric patient.
灯光会让他 非常紧张。 The lights are gonna make him really nervous.
冷静点，行吗？ Calm down, alright?
- 我是总统。 - 我知道你是。你确实是。 - I'm the president. - I know you are. You are.
我是美利坚合众国 总统。 I'm the president of the United States.
- 我们只是来帮忙的。 - 他正在发作。 - We're just here to help. - He's having an episode.
后退！后退！马上！ Just back up. Back it up! Now.
听着。但你得冷静。 Listen. But you gotta chill.
放松点，好吗？我们保护你。 Just relax, okay? We got you.
- 我是总统。 - 我知道。 - I'm the president. - I know.
- 但你必须保持冷静。 - 我是总统！ - But you gotta stay calm. - I'm the president!
- 求你了。 - 我是总统！ - Please. - I'm the president!
- 冷静点！ - 我是总统！ - Calm down! - I'm the president!
我是美国总统！ I'm the president of the United States!
- 哇！ - 不不不不不！ - Whoa! - No, no, no, no, no!
- 我是总统！ - 嘿，冷静！冷静！冷静！ - I'm the president! - Hey, chill! Chill! Chill!
让他冷静下来。 Calm him down.
不。求你了。 你不必这么做。 No. Please. You do not have to do this.
- 女士，后退。 - 好。 - Ma'am, back up. - Okay.
求求你们，必须放下 枪！ Please, you've gotta put the guns down!
他不会伤害人！ He's not a danger!
- 我是总统！ - 立刻！ - I'm the president! - Now!
- 立刻！ - 快点！ - Now! - Come on!
- 我是总统！ - 让他冷静下来，否则我动手！ - I'm the president! - Calm him down, or I will!
- 我动手！好。好。 - 马上！否则我们动手。 - I will! Okay. Okay. - Right now! Or we will.
- 好，让我—— - 马上！ - Okay, let me-- - Right now!
嘿。嘿。嘿。冷静点。 Hey. Hey. Hey. Calm down.
看着我。看着我。 Look at me. Look at me.
看着我。冷静—— 你得冷静下来，兄弟。 Look at me. Calm-- You gotta calm down, man.
求你了，为了我冷静下来。 Please, please calm down for me.
行吗？ Okay?
求你了冷静点。 他们才不在乎呢，兄弟。 Please calm down. They don't give a fuck, man.
但我很在乎，懂吗？ But I give a fuck, okay?
嘿，嘿，总统先生。 Hey, hey, Mr. President.
查理。 Charlie.
我看见你了，行吗？ I see you, okay?
我看见你了，我会保护你。 I see you and I got you.
但你得冷静下来，明白吗？ But you gotta calm down, okay?
我绝不愿 你遭遇任何不测。 I don't want anything to happen to you.
我绝不会让你 遭遇任何不测。 I won't let nothin' happen to you.
冷静点。行吗？ Just calm down. Okay?
好。好。 Okay. Okay.
喂... Hey...
你看， 他已经平静下来了，好吗？ As you can see, he's calmed down, okay?
我是急救人员。 I'm EMS.
救护车就在那里。 我们带他去了。 That's our ambulance right there. We got him.
明白吗？他今天只是 发作了一次。 Okay? He's just havin' an episode today.
明白吗？ Alright?
放下武器，行吗？ Just put the guns down, alright?
求你了。 Please.
好。 Okay.
行。 Alright.
喂。喂！看着我。 Hey. Hey! Look at me.
兄弟，我为你骄傲。 I'm proud of you, man.
谢谢。 Thank you.
我没事。 I'm good.
- 这边走。 - 没问题，好吗？ - This way. - Everything's fine, okay?
请坐。 Just have a seat.
她会帮你系好安全带，明白吗？ She's gonna belt you in, okay?
没系好安全带就不能起飞， 听明白了吗？ We can't take off until we get you belted in, okay?
我是美国总统！ I'm the president of the United States!
我他妈插不了点滴！ I can't fuckin' do the IV!
- 好了，我来。深呼吸。 - 我插不进去！ - Okay, I got it. Just breathe. - I can't get it!
我是美国总统！ I'm the president of the United States!
兰迪，能帮个忙吗？ 或许，呃... Randy, can you do me a favor and maybe, um...
帮总统冷静一下？ maybe keep the president calm for a little bit?
好的，我这就去。 Yeah, I'm on it.
县急救中心，这里是42号救护车。 County ER, it's, uh, Medic 42.
请转接医生？ Can I get a physician on?
收到。请稍候。 Copy. Standby.
需要医生许可 才能注射镇静剂。 I need a doctor's permission to administer a sedative.
我是塞拉诺医生。什么？ This is Dr. Serano. What?
嗯，是的，塞拉诺医生， 我是急救员兰迪。 Uh, yeah, Dr. Serano, this is Paramedic Randy.
嗯，目前正前往 贵院途中， Uh, currently en route to your facility,
还有一名急需转诊的 精神科患者。 and an emergent psychiatric patient.
患者在现场 处于失控状态 Patient was uncontrollable at scene
并持续挣脱 约束装置。 and actively fighting the restraints.
呃，血压172/100。 Uh, blood pressure 172 over 100.
申请两毫克 阿托品用于镇静。 Seeking two milligrams of atropine for sedation.
- 等下。 - 阿托品？ - Wait. - Atropine?
对，镇静用的。没错。 Yeah, for sedation. Yes.
阿托品？ Atropine?
你是说阿普唑仑吗？ Do you mean Ativan?
你这是要害死病人吗， 急救员兰迪？ Are you trying to kill your patient, Paramedic Randy?
该死！ Fuck!
阿普唑仑。对，阿普唑仑。 Ativan. Yes, Ativan.
两毫克用于镇静。 Two milligrams for sedation.
预计十分钟抵达。 Uh, ETA ten minutes.
太好了。 Wonderful.
路上别杀人。 Try not to murder anyone on the way.
该死。 Fuck.
非塞拉诺莫属。该死！ It had to be Serano. Fuck!
见鬼！吓死我了。 Shit! You scared me.
得了吧。 Oh, please.
少他妈废话。 Give me a fuckin' break.
嘿。你知道吗，这附近还有 三家医院呢。 Hey. You know, there are three other hospitals in this area.
你干脆把病人 扔到其中一家去，怎么样？ Why don't you drop your patients in one of them, huh?
今晚太忙了。 我说了不算。 It's a busy night. It's not up to me.
你一次只能 照顾一个病人吗？ You take care of what, one patient at a time?
里面有25张床位都满了，伙计。 I got 25 full beds in there, man.
候诊室里 排队等候八小时。 I got a waiting room with an eight-hour wait.
楼上急救警报 响个不停。 I got emergency codes going off upstairs constantly.
管理层 不肯增聘人手， I got an administration that won't hire enough staff,
却同时要求我 他妈的更友善些？ and simultaneously tell me that I gotta be fuckin' nicer?
我得更友善 还得更快效率。 I gotta be nicer and I gotta be faster.
整栋楼都压在我肩上啊兄弟。 This whole building is on my shoulders, man.
现在，现在我还要花时间 来收拾你的烂摊子。 And now, now I gotta take time to fix your mistakes.
我倒有个更好的主意。 Well, I got a better idea.
或许你该带着 你那些狗屁病人 Maybe you take your bullshit patients
滚去别处。 somewhere the fuck else.
塞拉诺医生， 请到急诊室。 Dr. Serano, come to emergency, please.
那我得先走了。 Well, you'll excuse me.
我得回去 继续没完没了的工作。 I gotta go back to never being done.
好，开始了。 Alright, here we go.
- 上吧。 - 看好了。 - Let's go. - Watch this.
- 嗯。嗯。 - 你受得了这热度？ - Yeah. Yeah. - Can you handle the heat?
我行，花花公子。来吧。 I got it, playboy. Come on, now.
哦！ Oh!
- 哇！ - 哦，是吗？ - Whoo! - Oh, yeah?
- 这不算本垒打。 - 这绝对是本垒打，兄弟。 - That's not a home run. - That's a home run, man.
你连人行道都没打到。 You didn't even make it to the sidewalk.
球直接从你头顶飞过去了。 Went right over your head.
排水沟才是本垒打线。 The gutter is the home run line.
- 胡扯。 - 靠，这可不是胡扯。 - That's bullshit. - Oh, shit. That ain't bullshit.
这他妈就是本垒打。 That's a fuckin' home run.
- 别嫉妒。 - 去捡你的球。 - Don't be a hater. - Go get your ball.
- 我上场。 - 不。不。这... - I'm up. - No. No. What...
知道吗？ 这简直疯了... Know something? This is crazy that this is...
我们干这种蠢事 都三年了。 We been doin' this silly shit for three years now.
你会想我吗？ You gon' miss me?
哦... Oh...
我们会见面的。 我们会一起出去玩的。 We're gonna see each other. We'll hang out.
什么意思？ 我们哪有一起玩过？ What you mean? We don't hang out.
才不是。 现在不就是在玩吗？ Yeah, we do. What are we doin' right now?
哥们，这不算。 我们正在工作。 Dude, this don't count. We're at work.
- 这很有趣，是友谊。 - 这是工作。 - This is fun, it's friendship. - This is work.
- 这不是闲逛。 - 这是... - This is not hanging out. - This is...
这是急救队的事，兄弟。 This is EMS shit, man.
我对你一无所知。 I don't know shit about you.
我们连这种话都不该说。 We don't even talk like that.
你想让我问什么狗屁问题？ What type of shit you want me to ask?
比如你妈最近怎么样？ 或者... Like, how's your mom doing? Or...
“你家草坪打理得怎么样” if your lawn is being tended to.
“如果你有草坪的话” 我连... If you have a lawn. I don't even know...
我妈死了 而且我根本没草坪。 My mom is dead and I don't have a lawn.
还有...我不知道。还能问什么？ And... I don't know. What else?
该死，兄弟。 我们只是同事而已。 Goddamn, man. We're just coworkers, man.
你表现得好像我是 你最好的朋友似的。 You act like I'm like your best friend or something.
得了吧。 Come on.
噗。 Pfft.
- 哦，见鬼，我就是你最好的朋友。 - 好吧，谁先来？ - Oh, shit, I'm your best friend. - Okay, who's up?
我朋友可多了。 I have a lot of friends.
我有很多... I have a lot of...
- 很多真正...的好朋友。 - 医疗兵42，请应答。 - lot of really... good friends. - Medic 42, respond.
- 该死。我可是他最好的朋友。 - 医疗兵42应答。 - Damnit. I'm his best friend. - Medic 42 responding.
- 真倒霉。 - 你才不是我最好的朋友！ - That sucks. - You're not my best friend!
- 杰瑞才是我最好的朋友。 - 杰瑞是谁？ - Jerry's my best friend. - Who's Jerry?
- 杰瑞他妈是谁？ - 杰瑞是我表哥。 - Who the fuck is Jerry? - Jerry's my cousin.
他住在坦佩。 He lives in Tempe.
所以我们才不逃跑。 That's why we don't run.
让一下。让过。 Excuse us. Comin' through.
让一下。谢谢。 Excuse us. Thank you.
怎么回事？ What happened?
被直击胸口的平飞球击中 当场昏迷。 Hit with a line drive right in the chest and passed out.
- 我来处理。谢谢。 - 你是他父亲吗？ - I got it. Thank you. - Are you his father?
不是。 No.
叔叔。呃... Uncle. Uh...
呃，您知道他是否有 任何...呃...健康问题吗？ Uh, do you know if he has any, uh, medical problems?
呃，问题... Uh, problemas...
嗯， 他自知没有。 Yeah, none that he knows.
AED电击他了吗？ Did the AED shock him?
是的，已经两次了。 Yeah, twice now.
- 他有醒过来吗？ - 没有。 - Did he wake up at all? - No.
暂停心肺复苏。 Let's hold CPR.
好的，他出现心室颤动。 Okay, he's in V-fib.
充电中。 Charging.
准备。 Okay. Clear.
- 退后。 - 退后。 - Clear. - Clear.
好的，迈克，继续心肺复苏。 Okay, Mike, continue CPR.
开始心肺复苏前 他昏迷了多久？ How long was he down before you started CPR?
我们以为他只是 被撞得喘不过气—— We thought he just had the wind knocked out of him--
- 具体多久？ - 不确定，大概一分钟。 - Yeah, how long exactly? - I don't know, maybe a minute.
明白了，这样就够了。 Okay, that's good enough.
噢！噢！噢！ Ho! Ho! Ho!
有脉搏了。 We have a pulse.
- 我胸口疼。 - 哦。嘿——嘿，伙计。 - My chest hurts. - Oh. Hey-hey, buddy.
- 他叫什么？ - 维森特。 - What's his name? - Vicente.
维森特，嗨。我叫兰迪， Vicente, hey. My name's Randy,
我们会照顾你的， 明白吗？ and we're gonna be taking care of you, okay?
嘿，帮我扎针？ Hey, spike that for me?
量血压。 Get a blood pressure.
我会死吗？ Am I gonna die?
我们会竭尽全力 确保 We're gonna do everything in our power
这种事不会发生。 to make sure that doesn't happen.
明白吗？ Alright?
我胸口好痛。 My chest hurts.
这件事 很难启齿，维森特。 There's no easy way to say this, Vicente.
你的心脏被 棒球击中了 Your heart got hit with a baseball
因此停止了跳动。 这就是你胸口疼痛的原因。 and it stopped. That's why your chest hurts.
就在那一瞬间 你的心脏被击中 In the exact millisecond, your heart got hit
恰在它收缩之时。 just as it was contracting.
就像那颗球突然伸出 It's like the ball reached out
狠狠揍了你的心脏一拳。 and sucker-punched your heart.
这概率只有百万分之一。 It's a one-in-a-million chance.
说真的， 经历这一切之后， And as a matter of fact, after all this,
要是换作是我， 我早就去买彩票了。 I would go buy a lottery ticket if I were you.
所以...我会死吗？ So... am I gonna die?
你现在在我们这里，我们的职责 就是确保你健康。 You're with us now, and our job is to keep you healthy.
明白吗？躺好放松就好。 Okay? So just lie there and relax.
血压90/60。 BP's 90 over 60.
好。 这开头还不错。 Okay. That's not a bad start.
你会感觉 有点刺痛。 You're gonna feel a little sting.
现在要开始输液了。 Gonna get an IV started.
一、二、三。 One, two, three.
好了。 Okay.
现在...你 呼吸困难吗？ Now... you having any trouble breathing?
有点。 胸口疼。 A little. My chest hurts.
其他地方还疼吗？ Any pain anywhere else?
没有。基本不疼。 No. Not really.
你有其他健康问题吗？ You have any medical problems?
- 没有。 - 正在服药吗？有过敏史吗？ - No. - On any meds? Any allergies?
- 没有。 - 没有？好的。 - No. - No? Okay.
- 请问您多大了？ - 十一岁。 - How old are you again? - Eleven.
- 你结婚了吗？ - 什么？ - Are you married? - What?
- 没有。 - 我明白了。 - No. - I get it.
你还没准备好安定下来。 你只想到处玩玩。 You're not ready to settle. You wanna play the field.
你想保持 选择的自由。 You wanna keep your options open.
那种承诺令人恐惧。 That commitment is scary.
我懂。我支持你。 击掌。 I get it. I'm with you. Pound it.
砰。 Boom.
我去联系医院。 你躺着放松就好。 I'm gonna call the hospital. You just lie there and relax.
所以...我会死吗？ So... am I gonna die?
你会没事的。 You're gonna be alright.
我保证。 Promise.
县急救中心，救护车42号。 County ER, Medic 42.
救护车42， 这里是县中心。请讲。 Medic 42, this is County. Go ahead.
县中心，救护车42 正驶往贵院 County, Medic 42 en route to your facility
紧急情况：11岁患者 心脏骤停后送医 emergent with 11-year-old patient post-cardiac arrest
因胸部遭棒球击中。 due to a baseball to the chest.
患者倒地约一分钟 才接受心肺复苏 Patient was down for approximately a minute
急救人员抵达前 before receiving CPR.
AED电击两次，其中一次由我操作。 Two shocks by AED, one by me.
患者呈窦性心动过速。 Patient is in sinus tach.
意识清醒，反应敏锐， 定向力三项正常。 Conscious, alert, oriented times three.
血压90/60。 Blood pressure 90 over 60.
预计抵达时间约七分钟。 ETA approximately seven minutes.
县警收到。 County copies.
救护车42撤离。 Medic 42 clear.
嘿，维森特。你可是个棒球好手啊？ Hey, Vicente. So you're quite the baseball player, huh?
他们让你打什么 位置？ What position do they have you playing?
我的胸口... My chest...
我感觉怪怪的。 I feel funny.
开始心肺复苏。 Start CPR.
正在充电。 Charging.
- 准备就绪。 - 完毕。 - Clear. - Clear.
完毕。 Clear.
县急救中心，救护车42。 County ER, Medic 42.
救护车42，请讲。 Medic 42, go ahead.
患者再次 心脏骤停。 Patient is back in cardiac arrest.
预计两分钟抵达。 Uh, ETA two minutes.
- 需要什么支援？ - 先把他转移出去。 - What do you need? - Let's get him outta here.
- 你留在这里。 - 我这就出去。 - You stay in. - Comin' out.
好的，没问题。 Okay, we're good.
- 我们要通过了。 - 来了。请让让。 - Comin' through. - Comin'. Excuse us.
- 当心。 - 他最后血压是多少？ - Watch out. - What was his last pressure?
90/60。脉搏110次。 每分钟约20次呼吸。 90 over 60. Pulse 110. About 20 breaths a minute.
他原本状况稳定 突然又转为心室颤动。 He was fine and then just went right back into V-fib.
嗯，11岁男童， Uh, 11-year-old child, male,
胸部被棒球击中。 hit in the chest with a baseball.
倒地约一分钟 后才开始心肺复苏。 Was down for about a minute before they started CPR.
电击三次， Shocked three times,
三次恢复清醒意识。 became alert and conscious three times.
再次出现心室颤动， 以200伏除颤。 Went back into V-fib, he was defibbed at 200.
注射1毫克肾上腺素， 再次电击， One milligram of epi, shocked again,
追加第二毫克肾上腺素。 second milligram of epi.
目前呈心搏停止状态。 He's currently asystolic.
- 有姓名吗？ - 维森特。 - Do we have a name? - Vicente.
就——就这些了—— 我们只有维森特这个名字。 That-that's all we-- That's all we have is Vicente.
只拿到半个名字？干得漂亮。 You got half a name? Great work.
喂。 Hey.
觉得你该知道。 你的病人没挺过来。 Thought you'd wanna know. Your patient didn't make it.
谢谢，科莱特。 Thanks, Colette.
是啊，真糟糕。 Yeah, that sucks.
你对他很好，兰迪。 You were great with him, Randy.
才没有。 No, I wasn't.
真的... 你确实很好。 Yeah... You were.
你没有犯 任何错误。 You didn't make a single mistake.
这不是你的错。 It's not your fault.
你没有做错任何事。 You did nothing wrong.
是我犯了该死的重大错误。 I made a big fucking mistake.
我告诉那孩子他会活下来 结果他死了。 I told a boy he was gonna live and he died.
这是菜鸟才会犯的蠢事， 我明明知道更稳妥的做法。 It's a rookie fucking move, and I knew better.
但该死，他就是不停地... But Goddamnit, he just kept...
追问... ...不停追问。 asking... ...and asking.
那孩子就这么死了... That boy died...
以为我会救他。 thinking I was gonna save him.
这个念头 将伴随我余生。 I have to live with that for the rest of my life.
而这正是... And that's...
筑起高墙的缘由。 why we build a wall.
不是为了挡住外人 Not to keep people out
而是为了把那样的垃圾 关在里面。 but to keep shit like that inside.
这份工作会摧毁所有人。 This job breaks everybody.
我们唯一想做的 就是救你一命。 All we wanna do is save your life.
哦！该死！ Oh! Shit!
有些人... Some of you...
可没那么容易对付。 don't make it easy.
你们早该 死五次了... You should be dead five times over...
...但无论你 经历多少次 ...but no matter how many times
与死神擦肩而过... you brush with death...
你拒绝死亡。 you refuse to die.
敬佩。 Respect.
你们这些家伙， 我们做的一切都对... Others of you, we do everything right...
...结果你们还是挂了。 ...and you die on us anyway.
搞什么鬼？ What the fuck?
我们看得到你们挣扎。 We see you struggling.
他们不能拒绝为你服务... They can't deny you service...
但他们能让你破产。 but they can bankrupt you.
- 等下。谁长了水泡？ - 她。 - Wait. Who had the blister? - She did.
是你？行吧。 You? Okay.
我们背负着你， We carry you on our backs,
每个人都背负着你， every one of us,
而你日日将我们 碾得更碎 and you crush us a little more every day
直至将我们磨成 残渣碎屑 until you grind us down to a nub.
这都是工作的一部分， This is all part of the job,
所以你得应对。 so you deal with it.
你得学会隔离情绪。 You compartmentalize it.
你吞下狗屎 咽下去，咽下去，咽下去， You eat shit and shove it down, down, down,
直到某天醒来 你突然说： until one day you wake up and you say,
你知道吗？ you know what?
去他妈的病人。 Fuck the patients.
去他妈的护士。 Fuck the nurses.
去他妈的医生。 Fuck the doctors.
去他妈的破医院！ Fuck this ratty-ass hospital!
去他妈的血 和屎和呕吐物。 Fuck all the blood and shit and puke.
去他妈的病历记录！ Fuck your documentation!
去他妈的装病鬼。 Fuck the fakers.
去他妈的狗屁急救电话。 Fuck the bullshit calls.
去他妈的每个被抓现行的 小偷 Fuck every shoplifter who got caught
还假装昏倒的。 and pretended to pass out.
啊！啊！ Ah! Ah!
- 起来。 - 起来。 - Come on. - Get up.
去他妈的消防队。 Fuck the fire department.
去他妈的警察局。 Fuck the PD.
我懂我的权利。 我懂我的权利！ I know my rights. I know my rights!
去他妈的每个凌晨两点 自以为懂法律的醉鬼。 Fuck every 2:00 a.m. drunk who think they know the law.
去他妈的围观者， 去他妈的看热闹的， Fuck the bystanders, the rubberneckers,
去他妈的偷窥鬼。 the lookie-loos.
去他妈的死人。 Fuck the dead ones.
去他妈的活人。 Fuck the live ones.
去他妈的狗屁薪水。 Fuck this bullshit pay.
去他妈的！去你妈的！ Fuck me! Fuck you!
去他妈的这份工作！ Fuck this job!
去他妈的每个人， Fuck everyone,
除了那个只想打棒球的孩子。 except the kid who just wanted to play baseball.
离职手续。 Exit paperwork.
你不必签字。 You don't have to sign it.
- 我回家了。 - 兰迪... - I'm goin' home. - Randy...
别这样就走了。 Please don't go out like this.
连最后的班都 没上完就走？ Just leaving without even finishing your last shift?
别像个傻瓜一样离开。 Don't go out like a chump.
迈克，开灯。 Mike, turn on the lights.
兰迪，听我说。你... Randy, come on, now. You...
除非接到警报， 我根本没法这么做。 You know I can't do that unless we get a call.
拜托啦，兄弟。 Come on, man.
行吧。 Alright.
最后一次。 One last time.
救护车42， 紧急调度。 Medic 42, emergency traffic.
- 你要接吗？ - 不接。 - You gonna answer that? - No.
让其他组处理吧。 我... Let another crew handle it. Just...
你知道吗？ 直接送我回家。 You know what? Drop me off at home.
什么？混蛋， 我哪知道你住哪儿。 What? Motherfucker, I don't know where you live.
医疗兵42，请应答。 Medic 42, respond.
收到。 I'll get it.
这里是医疗兵42应答。 This is Medic 42 responding.
加油啊兄弟。 再干一枪就完事了。 Come on, man. One more and you're done.
喂，搞什么鬼？！ Hey, what the hell?!
行，你收拾东西。 我去看看情况。 Alright, you grab the stuff. I'll check this out.
- 搞什么鬼？！ - 我接住你了！ - What the hell?! - I got you!
警察呢？ 谁来管管这群混蛋？ Where's PD to control these assholes?
哦，哇哦，哇哦， 哇哦，哇哦，哇哦！ Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
搞什么鬼？！ What the fuck?!
这下不妙了。 That's not good.
该死。 Fuck.
这里全死了。 All dead in here.
当心脚下。 Watch your step.
她还有脉搏。 She's got a pulse.
她在呼吸。 She's breathing.
呼吸浅而急促。 Shallow and ragged.
- 固定颈椎。 - 收到。 - Hold C-spine. - Okay.
明白。三声倒数翻身。 Okay. Let's roll her on three.
一、二、三。 One, two, three.
抓住领口。 保持呼吸。 Grab the collar. Keep her breathing.
哦，幸运... Oh, lucky...
幸运宝宝。 lucky baby.
你怎会如此幸运？嗯？ How'd you get so lucky? Huh?
好了。 Okay.
没关系。 It's okay.
嘿-嘿-嘿-嘿-嘿-嘿。哦！ Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey. Oh!
你真是个幸运宝宝。 You're a lucky baby.
停车！哇！ 哇！哇！哇！ Stop that car! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
- 嘿！抬头！抬头！ - 哦！快闪开！ - Hey! Heads up! Heads up! - Oh! Move!
闪开！ Move!
喂！喂！ Hey! Hey!
你差点害死我们，混蛋！ You almost killed us, asshole!
嘿，吉米。开你的卡车， 垂直停好， Hey, Jimmy. Take your truck, park it perpendicular,
- 堵住那条坡道。 - 等等。等等。啥？ - block that ramp. - Hold on. Wait. What?
把整条他妈的高速公路 都堵死！ Block off the whole fuckin' freeway!
不让任何人通过！ No one gets through!
哦，该死。 Oh, shit.
县警局，救护车42号。 还有其他单位赶来吗？ County, Medic 42. Do you have another unit incoming?
否。 Negative.
最近可用单位需15分钟抵达。 Next available unit is 15 minutes.
要我们启动第二组设备吗？ Want us to start a second unit?
否。我们会带着婴儿 一起行动。 Negative. We're taking the baby with us.
- 肺部呼吸音清晰。 - 很好。 - Good lung sounds. - Good.
会哭的婴儿才是健康的婴儿。 A crying baby is a healthy baby.
好，和我换岗。 Alright, switch with me.
你负责气道管理。 Your job is airway.
不惜一切代价保持她呼吸。 Keep her breathing at all costs.
试试她能不能吞下口咽通气管。 Let's see if she takes an OPA.
嗯，吞下去了。 没有呕吐反射。 Yeah, she took it. No gag reflex.
母亲多处肋骨骨折 并伴有颅骨裂伤。 Mom's got a lot of rib fractures and head lacs.
噢，她被止吐剂呛到了 但只是间歇性的。 Oh, she's gagging on the OPA, but it's intermittent.
- 要不要取出来？ - 取掉。 - Should I take it out? - Yeah, take it out.
她已经承受太多创伤了。 She's had too much trauma already.
和她说话。 看看她能否听从指令。 Talk to her. See if she can obey commands.
小姐，请您 抬起右手好吗？ Miss, can you raise your right arm, please?
很好，状态不错。 坚持住，妈妈。 Alright, not bad. Hang on there, Mom.
女士，您现在在救护车上。 Ma'am, you're in an ambulance.
您遭遇了严重车祸。 我们已找到您孩子，她平安无事。 You were in a pretty bad wreck. We have your child. She's okay.
我们正送您 去医院。 We're taking you to the hospital.
县急救中心，这里是救护车42号。 County ER, this is Medic 42.
即将抵达贵院， 紧急送医两名患者。 Incoming to your facility, emergent with two patients.
一名为一级伤患， 另一名是稳定的儿科患者。 One a Level I, the other a stable pediatric.
救护车42，注意， 我们正在分流。 Medic 42, be aware, we're on diversion.
我们这里 患者实在太多。 We've got way too many patients here.
你们必须把他们 送到大学医院急诊室。 You'll have to take them to the ER at University.
呃，不行。不行。 Uh, negative. Negative.
她撑不到大学医院。 She will not make it to University.
听着。一名约30岁女性， Listen up. Got an approximately 30-year-old female,
遭遇正面碰撞，被抛出车外， 车辆严重损毁。 a head-on collision, ejection, massive damage to vehicle.
格拉斯哥昏迷评分是多少？ What's their GCS?
目前是14分， 不过... Well, right now it's a 14, but...
你的患者 不符合一级创伤标准。 Your patient doesn't meet Level I criteria.
她完全符合！ Yes, she does!
我们五分钟内 就能抵达， We're gonna be there in five minutes,
所以直接呼叫医疗团队。 so just page out a team.
否定， 我们正在转诊途中。 Negative, we are on diversion.
不要来这里，明白吗？ Do not come here, understand?
你们必须改道 前往其他急诊室。 You need to reroute to a different ER.
管你喜不喜欢，我们都要去！ We are coming there whether you like it or not!
那就等着瞧吧！ So get ready for us!
- 喂，阿斯特？ - 嗯？ - Hey, Astor? - Yeah?
- 要接手这家伙吗？ - 收到。 - Wanna take that baby? - Got it.
在里面会合？ Meet us inside?
救护车42号。哪个舱位？ Medic 42. What bay?
二号舱。但他们不太高兴。 Two. But they're not happy.
塞拉诺正气势汹汹。 Serano's on the warpath.
谁都不高兴。 No one is happy.
不。不。不。 No. No. No.
- 住手。 - 不，不，不。医生，听我说。 - Stop. - No, no, no. Doctor, listen.
- 这是一起三十多岁的—— - 不！ - This is a 30-something-- - No!
- 正面碰撞事故。 - 不。不。不。 - A head-on collision. - No. No. No.
另外四名乘客 到院时已死亡。 The four other passengers are DOA.
她不符合一级标准。 She is not a Level I criteria.
你可知道 一级标准要花多少钱？ Do you have any idea how expensive a Level I criteria is?
你他妈知道吗，蠢货？ Any idea, you idiot?
行！这病人完全符合 一级标准。 Okay! This patient meets all Level I criteria.
她连气管插管都没做！ She's not even intubated!
你给她用袋式呼吸了？ 那玩意儿到底是啥？ You got her bagged? What the hell is that?
这病人快死了，混蛋！ This patient is dying, asshole!
- 现在听我报告！ - 混蛋？ - Now listen to my report! - Asshole?
去你妈的混蛋！ How 'bout fuck you, asshole!
- 快点！快点！ - 该死。 - Come on! Come on! - Shit.
我很乐意揍你一顿 然后把你塞进她旁边的病床 I will be happy to kick your ass and put you in a bed next to her
但你得先听完 我的报告！ but you need to listen to my report!
要不这样？我直接 找你上司谈谈， How 'bout this? Instead I call your supervisor,
咱们现在就解决这事。 we settle this right now.
你他妈以为自己是谁？ Who the fuck do you think you are?
你说什么？ Excuse me?
- 你是谁？ - 这名患者在送医途中 - Who are you? - This patient just went apneic
已出现三次呼吸暂停 且无咽反射。 three times with no gag reflex on the way to the hospital.
她有颅骨骨折。 She's got a skull fracture.
符合一级创伤所有标准。 She meets all Level I criteria.
据我所知， Because last time I checked,
当患者出现呼吸暂停 且无呕吐反射时， when a patient goes apneic with no gag,
其格拉斯哥昏迷评分会降至3分。 对吧？ their GCS goes down to three. Right?
而我亲眼看着 这位急救员拼死拼活 And I just watched this paramedic fight like hell
既要抢救这名女性的生命 又要照料她的孩子 to save this woman's life while caring for her child
同时躲避迎面而来的车辆 他妈的两手并用！ and dodging incoming traffic at the same fucking time!
可我只看见你 站在那里， And all I see you doing is standing there,
像个他妈的混蛋， 攥着自己的鸡巴， like a fucking asshole, with your dick in your hand,
跟他争论 这个病人 arguing with him about this patient
那个快要死掉的病人！ who is dying!
你的病人！ Your patient!
若你拒绝治疗她， And if you refuse to treat her,
你就会失去 你那该死的执照。 you'll lose your goddamn license.
你是谁？ Who are you?
我是罗梅罗医生。 我是你新来的住院医生。 I'm Dr. Romero. I'm your new resident.
哦，见鬼。 Oh, shit.
罗梅罗医生... Well, Dr. Romero...
期待 与您共事。 I look forward to working with you.
我们会玩得很开心。 We're gonna have so much fun.
把病人带过来。 Get the patient.
好...听着。 O-Okay, look.
你是说 你是个医生？ You mean to tell me you're a doctor?
住院医生，但没错。 Resident, but yeah.
但你告诉我们 你是救护员。 But you told us you were a paramedic.
没有，我没说过。是你们说的。 No, I-I didn't. You said that.
我只是没纠正你们。 I just didn't correct you.
呃...我从未说过。 Um... I never said that.
你——初次见面时 就是这么说的。 You-- That's what you said when we first met you.
才没有。我为什么要这么说？ 我是医生，不是救护人员。 No. Why would I? I'm a doctor, not a paramedic.
喂，什么脸的医生。 Hey, Dr. What's-your-face.
拿个便盆跟我来。 Grab a bedpan and come with me.
咱们可要玩嗨翻天了！ We're gonna have so much fun!
- 嗯。 - 哇。 - Hmm. - Whoa.
这，呃... That's, uh...
咦。 Huh.
嘿。 Hey.
好消息： Good news:
病人能活下来。 Patient's gonna live.
我的意思是，通常 我们送走病人后 I mean, usually once we drop 'em off
就不再是我们的问题了。 但是，呃... it's not our problem anymore. But, um...
不过能知道... But it's good to, um,
能知道她平安抵达， 这感觉挺好的，对吧？ it's good to know she-she made it, you know?
是啊。 Yeah.
这招啊，呃，真是 自掘坟墓... Way to, uh, throw yourself under the bus...
医生。 doctor.
塞拉诺会让你活得 生不如死。 Serano's gonna make your life a living hell.
我知道。 I know.
我永远不想成为 那种外科医生。 I never wanna be that kind of surgeon.
谢谢咖啡，医生。 Thanks for the coffee, doc.
她本该死去。 She should have died.
在我照料下她本会死去。 She would have died in my care.
此刻我本该告诉那家人 他们的母亲已经去世。 Right now, I'd be telling that family that their mom is dead.
你知道吗，我本以为 今天来这里 You know, I thought I'd come out here today
见见急救人员 然后... and I'd meet the paramedics and...
看看你们的工作方式。 see what you do, how you work.
我知道你厌倦了这份工作。 And I know you're sick of your job.
我知道你心力交瘁。 I know you're burnt out.
我知道你觉得 自己毫无价值。 I know you think you don't make a difference.
但今天你改变了局面。 But you made a difference today.
你确实做到了。 You did.
你救了她的性命。 You saved her life.
也拯救了她的家人。 And you saved her family.
你正是我 向往成为的那种医生。 You're the kind of doctor I want to be.
不是医生。 Not a doctor.
嗯... Well...
倘若我需要救赎... if I ever need saving...
天啊，但愿是你 现身相救。 God, I hope it's you that shows up.
嘿，其中一个 是给迈克的。 Hey, one of those is for Mike.
现在不是了。 Not anymore.
这是全体船员的礼物。 That is a gift from the crews.
早餐我们请客。 This is breakfast, on us.
调度中心和全体船员 听说你 Dispatch and the crews chipped in after they heard
让塞拉诺医生 去他妈的 you told Dr. Serano to go fuck himself.
所以这是退休礼物。 So this is a retirement gift.
哇。 Wow.
得了吧。 Come on.
哎。 Aw.
现在，平民，给我滚出变电站。 Now, get out of my substation, civilian.
密码要保管好。 Keep your password safe.
若遇到任何问题， 立即联系IT部门。 If you have any trouble at all, call IT right away.
若与他们沟通不畅， 请直接联系我。 If you have any trouble with them, call me right away.
好的。 Okay.
明白了。现在，要访问 Alright. Uh, now, to access
预授权表格... the forms for the preauthorization...
你们见过有人 被噎死吗？ You guys ever see anyone choke to death?
把拳头 放在这里正下方， You get the fist like right under here,
然后直接 往后推。 and then it's just straight back.
哈！ Ha!
溺水是最惨的死法。 Drowning's the worst way to go.
绝对是最糟的死法。 Absolute worst way to go.
最好的死法？ Best way to die?
斩首。 Decapitation.
你还在这儿干什么？ What are you still doin' here?
哦。就这些？ Oh. Is that it?
就这些。 That's it.
走吧。咱们快离开这儿。 Come on. Let's get outta here.
呃... Uh...
嗨。 Hi.
所以... So...
嗯，事实证明... Well, as it turns out...
你的结案文件 从未被妥善... your close-out paperwork was never properly...
归档。 filed.
- 谢谢。 - 嗯哼。 - Thanks. - Mm-hmm.
嘿，呃，或许我能... Hey, uh, maybe I could...
找个合适时机好好道谢。 thank you properly sometime.
请你吃午餐。 Take you out for lunch.
行吧。 Alright.
还有，呃，今天你会和迈克 一起在42号卡车上。 And, uh, you will be in truck 42 with Mike today.
嘿，兰迪！ Hey, Randy!
没错。 没错。 That's right. That's right.
听着，伙计... Listen, man. Uh...
这次必须让我来开。 You gotta let me drive this one.
- 没门。 - 迈克。 - Nope. - Mike.
没门。 你清楚规矩。 Not a chance. You know the rules.
行吧？我开车，你治病。 Okay? I wheel, you heal.
得了吧。 根本没变。 Come on, now. Ain't shit changed.
“这次让我开。” "Let me drive this one."
是啊，这套体系 依然漏洞百出， Yeah, the system is still broken,
但我能怎么办， 放弃努力吗？ but what am I supposed to do, quit trying?
我不是英雄。 I'm no hero.
但...真相是... But... the truth is...
唯有在你濒死之际 我才感受到活着。 I only feel alive when you're about to die.
战场上见。 See you out there.
♪ 好吧，这趟欢乐之旅 ♪ ♪ Alright, this the joy ride ♪
♪ 从我所在的街区 一路奔向你所在的彼岸 ♪ ♪ From my part of town all the way to yo' side ♪
♪ 从东方到西方 从右侧到左侧 ♪ ♪ From the east to the west From the right to the left ♪
♪ 此刻心中所想 唯有下一站何方？ ♪ ♪ Only thing on our mind is where to next? ♪
♪ 好吧，这趟欢乐之旅 ♪ ♪ Alright, this the joy ride ♪
♪ 从我的街区出发 一路奔向你的彼岸 ♪ ♪ From my part of town all the way to yo' side ♪
♪ 从东到西 从右到左 ♪ ♪ From the east to the west From the right to the left ♪
♪ 我们心中唯一的念想 是下一站该去何方？ ♪ ♪ Only thing on our mind is where to next? ♪
♪ 你可以跳进这辆 带深色玻璃的定制座驾 ♪ ♪ You can jump inside of this custom ride with tints ♪
♪ 糖渍苹果 柠檬薄荷的清香 ♪ ♪ Candy apple Touch of lime and mint ♪
♪ 放些艾斯利金曲 她坐着如此迷人 ♪ ♪ Bump some Isley hits Crush so fine she sits ♪
♪ 前排，我的骑手宝贝 爱我的骑手小姐 ♪ ♪ Front, my rider chick Love my rider miss ♪
- ♪ 没错 ♪ - ♪ 她美得像枚硬币 ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ - ♪ Such a dime she is ♪
♪ 必须提醒他们 相信她会找到些线索 ♪ ♪ Must remind 'em with Trust she'll find some prints ♪
♪ 然后她会咒骂 活过来，翻脸 ♪ ♪ Well, then she'll cuss, get live, and flip ♪
♪ 所以除了手柄 别碰任何东西 ♪ ♪ So don't touch nothing besides the grips ♪
♪ 没错 ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪
♪ 别讨论 现在几点 ♪ ♪ Don't discuss what time it is ♪
♪ 只管擦亮轮圈 ♪ ♪ Just go shine the rims ♪
♪ 当我驶过城镇 令众人如痴如醉 ♪ ♪ Hypnotize them when I roll through town ♪
♪ 当你需要提振精神 我会守护你 ♪ ♪ When you need a lift I'ma hold you down ♪
♪ 你能想象这画面吗 ♪ ♪ Can you picture this ♪
♪ 我在照片里 你在照片里 ♪ ♪ Me in a photo You in a photo ♪
♪ 穿越银河飞翔 却无处可去 ♪ ♪ Flyin' through the galaxy Nowhere to go, though ♪
♪ 无需分文 人人都能负担 ♪ ♪ Won't cost a dime We can all afford ♪
♪ 这趟旅程的票价 全员登车 ♪ ♪ The fare on this ride All aboard ♪
♪ 好吧，这趟欢乐之旅 ♪ ♪ Alright, this the joy ride ♪
♪ 从我居住的街区 一路驶向你的彼岸 ♪ ♪ From my part of town all the way to yo' side ♪
♪ 从东到西 从右到左 ♪ ♪ From the east to the west From the right to the left ♪
♪ 此刻心中所想 唯有下一站何方？ ♪ ♪ Only thing on our mind is where to next? ♪
♪ 好吧，这正是欢乐之旅 ♪ ♪ Alright, this the joy ride ♪
♪ 从我的街区出发 一路驶向你的彼岸 ♪ ♪ From my part of town all the way to yo' side ♪
♪ 从东到西 从右到左 ♪ ♪ From the east to the west From the right to the left ♪
♪ 我们心中唯一的念想 是下一站该去哪里？ ♪ ♪ Only thing on our mind is where to next? ♪
♪ 欢欣 ♪ ♪ Joy ♪
♪ 启程吧 ♪ ♪ Let's ride ♪