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人们都叫他弯刀
They called him Machete.
打理花园, 一天70块
$70 a day for yard work.
修理房顶, 一天100块
$100 for roofing.
上车
Get in.
清理下水道
$125 for septic.
一天125块
Sewage.
你以前杀过人吗?
Have you ever killed anyone before?
如你所知, 为了两国人民的安定生活
As you may know, illegal aliens such as yourself
像你这样的非法移民
are being forced out of our country at an alarming rate
都会被统统驱逐出境
for the good of both our people.
新上任的参议员必须死
Our new senator must die.
我付你15万美金
And for that I will pay you $150,000
现金
cash.
这次任务, 他无从拒绝
He was given an offer he couldn't refuse.
雇佣我花费高昂...
I cost the most...
因为我是最棒的
cause I'm the best there is.
被残酷陷害, 被无情出卖
Set up, double-crossed,
落魄等死
and left for dead.
我早已将我的心给了主
I took a vow of peace.
可你现在却要我帮你杀人?
And now you want me to help you kill all these men?
没错, 兄弟
Yes, bro.
我是说, 神父
I mean, Padre.
我尽力而为吧
I'll see what I can do.
他知道敌人的弱点
He knows the score.
我妻子和女儿在哪儿?!
Where are my wife and daughter?!
他将女人玩弄于股掌之中
He gets the women.
弯刀
他惩治恶人
And he kills the bad guys.
不!
No!
噢, 见鬼!
Oh, shit.
你说那个墨西哥散工
You mean that a Mexican day laborer
是个天杀的特工?!
is a goddamn Federale?!
但他们很快意识到...
But they soon realized...
他来寻仇了
He's coming after us.
他们惹错了人
they just fucked with the wrong Mexican.
弯刀
精彩打斗
Action.
悬念迭起
Suspense.
真情流露
Emotion.
求你了神父, 赐予我仁慈吧
Please, Father, have mercy.
上帝才有仁慈, 我没有
God has mercy. I don't.
如果你想雇用弯刀为你铲除恶人
lf you're gonna hire Machete to kill the bad guy,
你最好先确定, 那个恶人不是你自己
you better make damn sure the bad guy isn't you.
弯刀
Machete.
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霍丽, 你今晚真迷人
Real pretty tonight, Holly.
他妈的, 姑娘们
God damn it, girls.
要做就到台上去做!
lf you're gonna do that shit, do it onstage!
真他妈的性感!
Smokin' hot. Whew!
切莉宝贝儿, 我跟你说过多少次了
Cherry, darlin', I told you too many fuckin' times
你不能总是在台上摆着一副哭相
you can't be up there cryin' and all that shit.
你知道什么是摇摆舞吗?
You know what a go-go dance is?
第12号无用技能?
Useless talent number 12?
不, 它是让人高兴的舞蹈
No, it's a happy dance.
你上台以后得高兴着跳
You get up there and you dance happy.
是摇摆舞, 不是哭丧舞
It's go-go, not cry-cry.
我不干了
I'm quitting.
你每周都这么说
You say that at least one night a week.
这次我是认真的
I mean it this time.
我得让我的生活来次巨变了
I need a dramatic change in my life.
我一直都觉得你很幽默
I've always said you're funny.
就像克利斯·洛克一样... 不过你比她漂亮
Like that Chris Rock... only prettier.
但如果你总是摆着这副哭丧脸
But if you don't stop all that cryin' and shit,
那你就给我拍屁股走人
I'm gonna have to fire your fuckin' ass,
我不希望那样, 因为我喜欢看你的屁股
and I don't want to fire your ass cause I like lookin' at your ass.
“每个提前离开的女孩”
"Any girl leaving early”
“必须清空双手”
"must check out with their finger”
“并交纳散伙费”
"and have a bye-bye slip."
这是我的手
Here's my finger.
这是我的散伙费
And here's my bye-bye slip.
咱们得弄点儿钱
We're gonna need some cash.
见鬼, 妈的!
Dick. Fuck!
去死吧!
Ass bag!
距军事基地 2英里
好了, 伙计们, 推过来
All right, boys. Come on.
好了, 都过来
All right, all right. Come on.
你们都知道规矩吧?
You guys know the drill, huh?
在这儿等着, 中尉
Wait here, Lieutenant.
我来搞定
I'll handle this.
嘿, 阿比
Hey, Abby.
看来你遇到麻烦了, 罗米
I can see you've had a spot of trouble, Romey.
能告诉我发生什么事了吗?
Would you like to tell me what happened?
他们...他们逃跑了
Well, they... they escaped.
三个都跑了?
All three?
是的, 我...
Yeah, I...
我也不知道, 呃...
I don't know, uh...
我不知道他们是怎么跑的, 只是...
I don't know how they did it. Just, they got out...
抱歉, 罗米, 我没法再相信你了
I'm sorry, Romey, but I just don't trust you anymore.
你知道规矩的
And you know the rules.
等一下
Hold on.
我自己走, 我发誓, 阿比, 我...
I'm out. I swear, Abby, I'm... I'm...
你再也不会看到我了, 行吗?
You're not gonna see me anymore, okay?
先别急着走
Not so fast.
我还想要你的蛋蛋
I also want your balls.
我真的离不开它们
I'm really quite attached to them.
噢, 宝贝儿
Oh, sweetheart.
我也不能没有我的标本吧
I was really attached to my specimens.
现在他们都在外面游荡, 鬼才知道他们在做什么
Now they're out there in the night doing God knows what.
我做不到, 阿比, 求你了, 阿比
I can't do it, Abby. Please. Please, Abby.
嘿! 你们这群家伙
Hey. Hey! What are you guys
放开我, 操你妈的!
Let me go, you motherfuckers!
狗娘养的, 阿比! 听我说!
Son of a bitch! Abby! Listen!
别这么做, 阿比!
You don't need Abby!
会有更多的!
There's more!
会有更多的! 我能弄到你要的东西!
There's more! I can get you all you want! Abby!
我操! 去你妈的!
Fuck! Motherfucking pussies!
放开我, 狗娘养的! 我能弄到更多!
Let me go, you son of a bitch! I can get you more!
不! 不! 不!
No! No! No!
把它捡起来
Pick this up, please.
东西在哪儿?
Where's the shit?
就在那儿
The shit's right there.
咱们的交易照常进行
The deal is still good.
不, 计划有变
No, it's not.
你浪费了我的时间
You held out on me.
所以现在我全要
Now I want all of it.
看来我赢了, 阿比
Looks like I got you by the balls, Abby.
说得没错
You certainly have.
那么...
So...
我再问你一次
I'll ask you one more time.
东西...
Where's...
到底...
the...
在哪儿?
shit?
无处不在
Everywhere.
噢, 见鬼
Oh, balls.
骨头堡 烤肉店
离我的水泵远点儿!
Get that thing away from my pumps!
我的车发动机过热了
It's just overheating.
我得进城去
I need to get to town.
只要给散热器降下温就行了
It's just a stripped radiator cap.
发动机过热, 水都漏光了
Water leaks when it heats up.
这样好多了
No pressure.
你没事儿吧?
You okay?
出点血而已
I'm just cherry.
进去找地方坐吧, 我马上来
Go on and have a seat anywhere. I'll be right in.
来, 带上这个
Here, take this with you.
这么好的矿泉水啊
That's your good spring water.
只是普通水而已, 我自己装的
Ain't nothin' good about it. I bottled it myself.
我从那边的水坝上打的
I get it right there out of the dam.
谢了...
Thanks...
J.T.
J.T..
晚上店里可以吃饭
We're serving inside tonight.
24小时提供德州最棒的烤肉
The best barbecue in Texas around the clock.
我得走了
I gotta go.
你赶着去救人吗?
Savin' lives, are you?
你是怎么知道的?
Now, how did you know that?
真是个上等货
Now, that's a rump roast.
把窗帘拉开
Open the shades.
屋子里太黑了
Get some light in here.
好美的夜晚
Nice night.
去冲点儿咖啡
Coffee.
见鬼
Oh, shit.
我这周工作很忙
I couldn't get off work this week.
不过你只要呆到10点就行
But you only have to stay till 10:00.
10点前, 我的一个朋友会来这儿接走托尼
A friend of mine will be here before 10:00 to pick up Tony.
我要吃掉你的脑子, 夺走你的知识
I'm going to eat your brains and gain your knowledge.
我跟你说过什么? 饭桌上不能玩儿玩具
What did I tell you? No playing with toys at the table.
- 我没告诉过你吗?
- 告诉过
- Didn't I tell you that?
- Yeah.
在他床底下有一个手提包
There's a packed suitcase under his bed.
快点 宝贝儿，我想
我朋友来接托尼的时候, 让她把包也带上
Give it to Tony to take with him when my friend picks him up.
我想 他已经 知道了...
我会让他在家看电视
I'll leave him watching TV.
但你20分钟内必须赶过来
But you need to be here in the next 20 minutes.
谢谢你
Thank you.
嘿, 你的牙怎么了?
Hey, what happened to your tooth?
掉了
Fell out.
想不想为老爸祈祷一下?
Think you can say a prayer for your old man?
愿爸爸今晚别遇到死人
No dead bodies for Da-da tonight.
愿爸爸今晚别遇到死人, 阿门
No dead bodies for Da-da tonight. Amen.
阿门
Amen.
你在跟谁打电话?
Who was that you were talking to?
保姆
Babysitter.
她马上就来
She's on her way.
- 你信她的话吗?
- 不信
- You believe her?
- No.
我也不信
Me, neither.
惨不忍睹
Fucking catastrophe.
- 嘿
- Hey.
- 最近怎么样, J.T.?
- 还凑合
- How's it goin', J.T.?
- All right.
- 生意不错吧
- 至少还没关门
- Still open, I see.
- Oh, yeah, all night.
一杯咖啡, 再来包烟
Cup of coffee and a pack of cigarettes, please.
统统免费
Free of charge.
今晚...
Tonight...
可是个特别的日子
is a special night.
有什么特别的?
What's so special about tonight?
25周年店庆
Been open 25 years.
你该搞个派对什么的
You should've thrown a party.
我搞了, 没看到那些汽球?
I did. See the balloons?
你是今晚第二位顾客
You're the second person to show up tonight.
第一位是谁?
Who's the first?
在那儿
Right there.
肯定是个路过的
Must be passin' through.
通常只有陌生人才来这儿吃饭
Seems only strangers eat here.
我也在这儿吃, J.T.
I still eat here, J.T.
是啊, 当然了
Oh, yeah, you sure do.
对了, 小心别被噎着
By the way, don't choke on all that food you're eatin'.
你好, 帕洛米塔
Hello, Palomita.
我已经不用这个名字了
I don't go by that name anymore.
为什么?
Why not?
因为这名字是你给我起的
Cause it's the name you gave me.
那么...
So, uh...
你成为一名伟大的医生了?
you ever become that that fancy doctor?
还没有
Never did.
我还以为你能行
I thought for sure you would.
你以前总提这事
Talked about it enough.
这是目标设定问题...
That's the problem with goals
有些事不是你想做就能做到的
they become the thing you talk about instead of the thing you do.
那是我的夹克
That's my jacket.
我找了它两周了
I looked for it for two weeks.
是吗? 那你找我找了多久, 雷?
Yeah? How long did you look for me, Wray?
夹克是属于我的, 你又不是
Yeah, well, the jacket belonged to me. You didn't.
那么...
So, um...
你现在在做什么?
what are you doing now?
我要当一名喜剧演员
I'm going to be a standup comedian.
真的?
Really?
可你一点都不幽默
You're not funny.
我一直在尽力展现我的幽默细胞
That's what I've been trying to tell everybody,
可他们总说我太歇斯底里
but they all say I'm hysterical.
也没有啊
But you're not.
太棒了, 说得真好
Great. Well, that's just fantastic,
我相信大众的眼光, 我都计划在城里演出了
because I believed everybody, and I've already booked shows in town.
我还能怎么办?
Now what am I gonna do?
是啊, 那可真够糟的, 真的
Yeah. Yeah, that... that sucks, really.
直率和混蛋之间
There's a difference between being frank
是有所区别的
and being dick.
说得对, 嗯...
Yeah, well...
能再见到你真好
it was really good seeing you again.
你现在叫什么名字...
what name do you go by now...
有机会我会去看你的表演
in case I want to catch one of your shows?
切莉
Cherry.
小甜甜切莉
Cherry Darling.
听起来像是跳脱衣舞的
Sounds like a stripper.
不, 听起来像是跳摇摆舞的
No, it sounds like a go-go dancer.
那是有区别的
There's a difference.
对
Right.
但对我来说, 你永远都是帕洛米塔
you'll always be Palomita to me.
能搭我一乘吗?
I need a ride.
行吗, 艾尔·雷?
What do you say, El Wray?
没问题
I'll give you a ride.
再见, 比尔
Good-bye, Bill.
- 你的意思是“一会儿见”吗?
- 当然了
- Don't you mean "see you later"?
- Of course.
你好啊, 医生?
Hey. What's up, Doc?
那小妞长得可真漂亮
The little lady's lookin' pretty good there, I gotta say.
看样子她能力很强啊
Looks like she could suck the bend out of a river.
我开玩笑的
I'm kiddin'. Heh.
- 瞧瞧这个
- 你的胳膊怎么了?
- Take a look at that shit.
- What happened to your arm?
呃...我被咬了
Well, uh... I got bit.
被咬了? 被什么咬的?
Bit? Bit by what?
就算我告诉你, 你可能也不会信的
Well, if I told you, you probably wouldn't believe me.
是不是得涂点消炎水什么的?
I need some Bactine or something?
你能不能... 把它缝住?
Can't you just... sew it up?
通常情况我会把它缝住
Well, normally I would.
我还会先把血止住
I'd even be doing something to stop the bleeding.
但问题是, 这个伤口没有流血
The only problem is this one doesn't bleed.
见鬼, 快瞧瞧这个
Oh, shit. Check this out.
以前这里还被用作军用医院时
When this was still a military hospital,
有个从伊拉克回来的家伙, 身上长了这个
this one guy came back from Iraq with this.
局部慢性疱疹
Chronic herpetic lesions.
当他小便时, 尿就会从这些小孔喷出来
When he urinated, it came out through all these little holes here,
就像喷泉一样
kind of like a fountain.
噢, 老天啊
Oh, Jesus.
那你们是怎么给他治的?
Well, how'd you treat it?
真见鬼, 我可从没去过伊拉克
Fuck that. I was never in Iraq.
你很幸运, 不过这玩意会到处扩散
Good for you. The shit they spread around there you wouldn't believe.
我的一个朋友还从伊拉克
I swear to God. I've got these Iraqi eyeballs
给我带回来三颗眼珠供我研究
a friend of mine brought back to do some studies on.
简直是难以置信, 上面布满了乳汁和黏液
lncredible. They were completely milked over.
是芥子气, 它能彻底毁了你的眼睛
Mustard gas it does that to your eyes.
那些眼球现在还在我的冰箱里
Actually, I still have those in my fridge.
早就长毛了吧?
Bot fly, do you think?
局部慢性病毒溃疡
Chronic viral ulcerative lesion.
就像一大片脓包
That looks like gout.
他体温升到了105度
He's running a temperature of 105.
- 很糟吗?
- 体温太高了
- Is that bad?
- It's high.
上了108才算糟糕吧?
Bad will be 108.
那时你会病痛发作、精神失常
You could have a seizure, go psychotic.
可能还会死掉
And and probably die.
说“啊”
Say "ahh."
- 啊...
- 噢! 老天啊!
- Ahh...
- Oh! Jesus!
真不错
Oh, nice.
舌头上长了黑斑脓疮
Black abscessed tongue.
得把脓液都挤出来
All abscesses should be drained, period.
你在干什么?
What are you doing?
闭嘴, 乔
Shut up, Joe.
宝贝儿... 拿针来
Baby... get the needles.
这就来
Be right there.
马上过来
Right now.
混蛋
Asshole.
伤口正在扩散
It's spreading.
真见鬼
Holy shit.
- 你说你是什么时候被咬的?
- 刚刚啊
- When did you say you got this bite?
- Just now.
看见这个了吗?
See this?
这代表坏疽以及表皮腐烂处已经进一步恶化
This shows the advanced stages of gangrene and epidermal rot.
- 而这边这个地方...
- 进一步恶化?
- And this over here...
- Advanced rot?
表明细胞组织肿胀, 血液循环极度匮乏
shows the swelling of tissues and the lack of any type of circulation.
你竟然还说你是刚刚被咬的?
See, you're telling me that you just got this bite?
- 是的, 就在大约半小时前
- 但我看到的
- Yeah, just like a half hour ago.
- What I'm seeing here
却是一处已受多种病毒...
is a deep impact wound with several virals...
和变异细菌深度感染的伤口
and secondary bacterials,
而咬痕处坏死组织的积聚增长
and that, by the accumulation of denuded tissue around the incision marks,
可以证明, 你至少被咬伤14天了
indicates that you've had this bite for over 14 days.
呃... 对, 至少14天
Uh... uh, at least 14 days.
是这样吧?
Could that be possible?
14天? 不可能, 我是说...
14 days? No way. I mean...
今天星期几?
What is today?
星期三
Today's Wednesday.
四月
The 15th.
15号
Of April.
见鬼, 打一针破伤风什么的不行吗?
Aw, hell. Can't I just get a tetanus shot or something?
不能再要这条胳膊了, 乔
We gotta lose the arm, Joe.
不要胳膊了? 你什么意思? 我的胳膊?
Lose the arm? What do you mean, lose the arm? My arm?
感染部分正在向肩膀扩散
It's spreading all the way up to your shoulder.
如果现在不锯断你的胳膊, 它会感染到胸部
Now, if we don't sever that arm now, it's gonna take over your chest,
我们总不能切掉你的胸吧?
and we can't very well cut that off, can we?
就不能想点别的办法吗?
Well, shouldn't I get a second opinion?
嗨, 乔
Hi, Joe.
我现在要给你打一针药力极强的麻醉剂
I'm going to give you a very strong anesthetic,
所以手术过程中你就不会有任何感觉了
so you won't feel anything during the procedure.
这些...
These...
都是我的好助手
are my friends.
这位黄色的助手...
My yellow friend...
可以帮你祛除身上的疼痛
is just to take the sting off.
这位蓝色的助手...
My blue friend...
几乎不会让你感到疼痛
you'll barely feel.
这就意味着, 黄色助手已经开始起作用了
That means my yellow friend is already taking effect.
我的助手们工作效率不错吧?
See how fast my friends work?
见识过我的红色助手后...
And after my red-headed friend...
你就再也不会见到我了
you'll never see me again.
三大助手各司其职啊
They all react differently.
又怎么了?
Now what?
谨以此歌献给我们的茱丽叶...
Dedicated to our own Jungle Julia...
以及那些美好的回忆
in loving memory.
无信号
不是散热器的问题
It's not the radiator.
距军事基地 2英里
真见鬼!
Damn it.
好了
All right.
破玩意
Fuckin' thing.
便宜没好货
Cheap whoa.
怎么不亮呢
Damn light.
嘿! 嘿!
Hey. Hey!
嘿! 杂种!
Hey! Bastard!
你这个杂种!
Bastard!
谢天谢地
Oh, thank God.
哦, 嘿!
Oh. Hey!
嘿! 嘿!
Hey! Hey!
滚一边儿去, 婊子!
Get outta the fuckin' road, bitch!
喂! 停车!
Ohh! Stop!
停车!
Stop!
求你了! 停车!
Please! Stop!
不! 不!
No! No!
那是什么?
What the hell was that?
有人在捡路上撞死的动物
People picking up road kill.
犰狳一类的动物?
What, like an armadillo?
是鹿
Deer.
附近有很多鹿
You get a lot of them around here.
我以前看过一份调查数据, 上面说...
You know, I read a statistic that said...
过去几年, 鹿肉的食用量增加了30%
that the eating of venison has risen 30% in the last few years.
其中的60%就是在路上被撞死的
60% of that's from road kill.
人还吃这些?
People eat road kill?
如果你以时速70公里行驶在这里
lf you're driving out here at 70 miles an hour
一头鹿突然冲到你车前
and a deer darts out in front of you,
如果你眨下眼睛或是急刹车, 或是急转弯
if you blink or brake or swerve
都无异于自杀
shit, you'll just kill yourself.
那你会怎么做?
So, what do you do?
只能把它们撞飞...
Just pick 'em off...
像这样
just like this.
把它撞上天
Send it flying away from you.
我可做不到
Unacceptable.
那可不好说
Not really.
不是你死, 就是他亡
It's just a clear case of you or him.
或她
Or her.
哦, 我操!
Oh, fuck!
切莉?
Cherry?
你刚才不是说如果碰到鹿, 不会他妈的急转弯吗!
I thought you said if you saw a deer, you shouldn't fucking swerve!
那不是鹿
It wasn't a deer.
切莉! 切莉! 不!
Cherry! Cherry! No!
帕洛米塔
Palomita.
- 你得救救她, 巴罗克
- 什么事?
- Don't let her die on me, Block.
- What do we got?
车祸, 躯干严重受损
Car accident. Heavy contusions about the torso,
可能有脊椎创伤...
possible spinal trauma...
一条腿被肢解
one severed limb.
她的腿呢?
Where's the leg?
有三个疯子袭击她
Three sickos attacked her.
我冲他们开了枪
I shot at them.
弹无虚发
I never miss.
他们拿走了她的腿
They took the leg with them.
雷, 你得跟我们走一趟, 咱们得谈谈
You'll have to come with us, Wray. We need to talk about this, you know?
他得先办理住院手续
He has to sign her in.
你说什么?
Do what, now?
是他带她来的, 必须对她负责
Well, he's with her. He's responsible for her.
等我们谈完了再说, 我们走
He can fill this out after we talk. Let's go.
好了
Okay.
放手! 妈的!
Okay! Fuck!
嘿, 巴罗克
Hey, Block.
你要过来看看吗？
要给你朋友截肢吗？
不, 你来吧
No, you do it.
随你便
Suit yourself.
你拿着来复枪干嘛, 雷?
What are you doing with a rifle, Wray?
不干嘛
Nothing.
只是想打点儿野味什么的
Just thinking about maybe doing some hunting when the season breaks.
得了吧, 雷
Come on, Wray.
你知道, 你已经没资格佩枪了
You know you're not supposed to be doing that stuff anymore.
打猎都不行吗?
Not even hunting?
那也不行, 你心里很清楚
Not even hunting. And you know that.
就你这案底
Not with your history.
为了你, 我担了很多风险
And here I stick my neck out for you.
很多的风险
I stick it out far.
现在你的破车里, 竟然有个缺条腿的娘们儿
Now you've got a gal in your wrecked truck with a missing leg?
而那条腿也不知去向
A missing leg that's now missing?
可现在你却当着大家的面
And here you're saying in front of everybody
声称有人把腿抢走了?
that someone up and snatched it?
你还冲他们开枪
And that you shot at 'em with a gun
你为什么要这么做?
that you never should've had in the first place?
还声称他们逃跑了?
And that now they're gone?
要是我找到了那条腿怎么办?
What if I find the leg?
这么说, 你知道腿在哪儿?
So, now you know where it is?
你得把你知道的都说出来
You'll tell us where it is, give us a full confession, you're saying?
警长, 咱们能换个地方说话吗?
Sheriff, can we finish this conversation somewhere else?
我想也是
My thought exactly.
如果我贴个 “德州最棒的烤肉店” 的标签
I know it sounds a little arrogant puttin' up a sign
可能会显得有些...
"Best damn barbecue in Texas..."
自吹自擂
"Period."
不过话说回来...
But, hell...
谁会为这事来找我理论呢?
who's gonna come in here and argue about that?
没错, 就快举行烹饪大赛了
Oh, yeah. Big contest comin' up.
我正在调制一种完美的酱汁
I'm workin' on the perfect sauce.
没错
Yeah.
那会让我上美食频道
That'll put me on the Food Channel.
以后在地图上还能查到我的店址
Put this place back on the map where it belongs.
晚点再打给你
I'll talk to you later.
两位想来盘即将获奖的烤肉吗?
Can I interest y'all in a plate of soon-to-be-award-winnin' barbecue?
你们是那家伙派来的吧?
You're from Dinky's, ain't ya?
回去告诉那个狗娘养的
Well, you tell that sumbitch,
如果他想来这儿骗走我的配方...
he thinks he's gonna come over here and get my recipes...
我屋里自有对付他的玩意
well, I got a double-barreled answer to his query right inside.
真他妈的好吃
God damn, that's good.
巴罗克医生!
Doctor Block!
又多了三个!
Three fresh ones rollin' in!
天啊, 开什么玩笑
Christ, you're kidding.
18号高速公路发生的车祸
Automobile accident off of Highway 18.
已经死了吗?
DOAs?
叫安迪来接手吧
Have Andy pick 'em up.
他正在620室救治另外两个
He's already on 620 picking up another two.
该死的黑色星期三
Fucking Wednesday nights.
这不太卫生吧, 医生
That's unsanitary, Doc.
只有我自己用就没事儿
Not if I'm the only one using it.
它能显示我的冷静程度
Helps me monitor my state of calmness.
那你可别把它咬断了
Yeah, don't get all worked up enough to crack it.
妈的
Fuck.
小心割到自己
You might cut yourself pretty good.
咬断它就证明我失控了
Then I'd know I was not calm.
现在感觉怎么样, 医生?
Yeah, what do you say now, Doc?
打电话给我老婆
Somebody call my wife.
DC-2?
是的
Yeah.
用阿托品行得通吗?
Well, what about countering with atropine?
嗯
Yeah.
好的, 我知道了, 知道了
Okay. Gotcha, gotcha.
伙计们, 我收工了
Well, boys, I'm beat.
我得回家了, 明天见吧
I gotta get home. I'll see y'all tomorrow.
好的, 谢谢帮忙, 埃尔
All right, then. Thanks for the extra help, Earl.
嘿, 雷
Hey, Wray.
你又惹麻烦了?
You in trouble again?
希望这次不会待太久
Just passin' through, I hope.
希望如此
Well, me, too.
你老婆怎么样了, 埃尔?
How's the wife, Earl?
还过得去吧
Well, she's not too good.
谢谢问候
Thanks for askin'.
她只喜欢做一件事...
Most of it's her own doin', you know.
就是抽烟
Smokin' them goddamn cigarettes.
每天一包, 抽了40年
Pack a day for 40 years.
而且根本不配合... 化疗
Yeah, she doesn't want anything to do with, uh... chemo.
所以... 现在要付出代价了
So... it does take its toll.
你不抽烟吧, 雷?
You don't smoke, do you, Wray?
不抽
No.
或许那才是明智的选择
That's probably good.
回头见
See y'all.
现在告诉我
You're gonna start by telling me
你是什么时候开始用这把枪的?
when you first started carrying this gun.
然后再跟我说说
And then we'll move up
你是什么时候盯上这个叫切莉的女孩的
to when you first set eyes on this gal Cherry.
没关系
Okay.
没关系
Okay.
我是海格警长
Sheriff Hague.
警长, 我是J.T.
It's J.T., Sheriff.
J.T., 你的烤肉店怎么样了?
J.T., how's the barbecue business?
自从某个杂种房东涨了房租后, 就越来越糟了
Ever since that bastard landlord raised the rent, it's gone to shit.
那可真是太遗憾了
Well, I'm real sorry to hear about that.
真希望我能帮上忙
I wish there was something I could do.
我现在可不是在给弟弟打电话, 我是在给警长打电话
Right now I ain't callin' my brother. I'm callin' the sheriff.
我听着呢, 有什么麻烦了?
I'm listening. What's the trouble?
其实没什么麻烦, 至少暂时还没有
Well, there ain't no trouble. Not yet, anyway.
有两个小年轻, 已经站在外面一个多钟头了
I got two delinquents been hangin' around here for over an hour.
既不进来吃饭, 也不扭头走人
They won't purchase and they won't leave.
算了, 他们进来了
Oh, never mind. Here they come.
你烤肉用的温度是250度, 对吧?
You cook that meat at 250 degrees, don't you?
我可不记得了, 我都是用手来试温度
I don't remember. I set the heat with my hand.
你最好把配方交出来, 否则我会再涨房租
You give me that recipe, or I'll raise your rent higher than a Georgia pine.
老弟, 没人会...
Brother, ain't no Texan's ever gonna...
把配方交给你
give you his barbecue recipe.
事实上, 我会把它带进棺材里
That's a fact. He'll take it to his grave.
就算赔上我这条老命, 我也不会告诉你
I could be bleedin' like a stuck pig, I ain't gonna tell you.
我宁可死在你手上, 也绝不会告诉你!
I could be dyin' in your arms, I ain't gonna tell you!
我们走着瞧
We'll see about that.
你们是要站在那看...
You gonna look...
还是要进来吃饭?
or you gonna eat?
你打电话给我?
You called for me?
我想让你看看这个
I need for you to see this.
像是个没脑子的人
Looks like a no-brainer.
什么意思?
What does that mean?
脑子没了
No brain.
颅骨里的脑浆全被挖走了
Scooped clean out of her skull.
哦哦哦! 我知道这叫什么
Oh, oh, oh! I know what this is.
不要告诉我, 这个叫... 液化性坏死
Don't tell me. Uh... liquefactive necrosis.
你这么认为的?
You think?
当然了
Oh, sure, yeah.
谢谢你们, 就这样吧
Thank you. That'll be all.
你知道她回城了吗?
Did you know she was back in town?
不
No.
不知道
I didn't.
她发生了什么事?
What happened to her?
我不知道, 宝贝儿
I don't know, baby.
我以为你们已经不再见面了
I thought you stopped seeing each other.
是的
We have.
是啊, 现在是见不到了, 她已经死了
Well, yes, you have now she's fucking dead.
我是说, 我们早就不见面了
I mean, we... we stopped before.
我...
I...
我很久都没和她通过话了
I haven't talked to her in a while.
但你们通过信
But you've written each other.
是有过几次
Here and there.
但不是...
But not...
你要干什么?!
What are you doing?!
给我看看你最近的3条短信
Let me see your last three messages.
- 你没这个权力
- 我没有?
- You have no right.
- I don't?
我没这个权力?
I don't have a right?
拿给我看
Show it to me.
拿给我看
Show it to me.
不
No.
这只是为了祛除你的疼痛
Now, that's just to take the sting off.
拿给我看
Show it to me.
不, 求你了
No, please.
拿... 给... 我... 看!
Show... it... to... me!
让我们看看, 你的助手们工作效率如何
Now let's see how fast your friends work.
效率挺高的嘛
That's pretty fast.
快点 宝贝儿，我想 他已经 知道了...
噢, 我知道什么了, 亲爱的?
Oh, what do I know, my love?
当然
Exactly.
我知道你是个谎话连篇的...
That you're a cheating, lying...
婊子
sack.
我不想伤害你
I didn't want to hurt you.
但你却这么做了
But you did.
比尔...
Bill...
你疯了
you're insane.
我很害怕...
And I was afraid...
害怕你会报复我
of what you might do to me,
还有我们的儿子
to our son.
我是你儿子的母亲
I'm the mother of your son.
打完这一针后...
And after this one...
我就再也不会见到你了
I'll never see you again.
医生
Doc.
什么事?
What?
你最好过来瞧瞧
You gotta see this.
我马上来
I'll be right there.
尸体都到哪去了?
Where the hell are the bodies?
我就是想让你看这个
That's what we wanted to show you.
他们不见了
They're gone.
难道是他们自己站起来走出去的?
They didn't just get up and walk out, did they?
别他妈出声!
Shut the fuck up!
谁去帮我把那狗杂种弄进来? 我真想亲手杀了他!
Somebody take care of this perp for me before I fucking kill him!
到底怎么了?
What the hell's going on?
这家伙在广场闹事, 所以我把他给铐了
Ah, he was causin' a ruckus over at Skip's place, so I cuffed him,
可这狗娘养的竟然咬断了我的手指
and the son of a bitch bit my goddamn finger off.
少发点儿牢骚, 先贴块创可贴吧
Quit your hollerin' and get yourself a goddamn Band-Aid.
警长, 我可没夸大其词
I'm not exaggerating, using colorful speech, Sheriff.
他活生生咬断了我的手指!
He bit my finger clean off!
真他妈的见鬼!
Fucking shit!
你们赶快把他弄进来起诉他
Get out there and book him,
如果让我去, 我一定会杀了他
cause I'll fuckin' kill him if I have to do it.
卡洛斯, 带他进来
Carlos, go get him.
雷, 给我老实呆着
Wray, you stay put.
你确定他在车里吗?
Are you sure he's in there?
刚才还在的
He was.
这狗杂种
Motherfucker.
他跑了
He's gone.
打破了窗户
Broke out the window.
我的手指呢?
Where's my finger?
我找到了你的戒指
Found your ring.
会不会是那个劫腿者干的?
Could it be the same guy as your leg-snatcher?
我没看清他的长相
I didn't get a good look at mine.
那边那个是他吗?
That him over there?
雷?
Wray?
妈的
Fuck.
我操你妈的!
You motherfucker!
- 不, 别碰他!
- 为什么?
- No, don't touch him!
- Why not?
他被感染了
He's infected.
感染什么?
With what?
所有东西
Everything.
雷! 把枪交出来
Wray! Drop the fuckin' gun.
你他妈的要去哪儿?!
Where the fuck do you think you're going?!
我要去救切莉!
I'm gonna go get Cherry!
好, 但得坐我的车去
Fine. But we're taking my car.
还是坐你的吧
I'm riding with you.
别跟我耍花样
Don't make any sudden moves.
都是被病毒感染的
Viral infections.
不断涌进医院
They came pouring in.
有些还感染了局部大肠菌
Some are rapidly developing coliform lesions.
那可是高度传染的病毒
Highly contagious.
你怎么想?
What do you think?
我想还是自保要紧
Self-preservation comes to mind.
没错, 那我们走吧
Yeah. Let's get the hell out of here.
我得先去找我老婆
First let me get my wife.
我爱你, 宝贝儿
I love you, sweetie.
吃一口吧, 小兔兔
There you go, bunny rabbit.
来, 吃一口
Come on, come on.
张嘴
Open up, now.
我希望你能一直陪着我, 懂吗?
I want you to be around for a while, you understand?
我可不希望你这样离开
We don't want you checkin' out right this
真他妈... 见鬼
God... damn.
罗蒙娜
Ramona.
你的脾气真是越来越倔了
You been fartin' like a goddamn pack mule since I met
见鬼!
God damn!
很抱歉打扰你, 埃尔
I hate to do this to you, Earl.
但我们现在人手不够!
but we need every man on the job!
事情越闹越大了!
The shit has hit the fan!
带些枪来... 还有子弹!
Bring some guns... and ammo!
到我哥哥那里会合!
Meet me at my brother's!
收到, 我马上过去
I gotcha. I'll be there.
你得快点吃了, 宝贝儿
Gotta eat quick, sweetie.
来吧
Come on.
罗蒙娜
Ramona.
上帝啊
Oh, my God.
这他妈到底是怎么了?
What the hell is goin' on?
能给我把枪吗?
Are you gonna give me a gun?
你他妈是在跟我开玩笑吗?
Are you fucking kidding me?
妈的
Fuck.
哦! 干嘛啊!
Oh! Fuck me!
真他妈见鬼!
God damn it!
伙计们, 咱们得摆平这一切!
Let's sort this shit out, boys!
蠢货
Dumbass.
没错
Yeah.
我不想今天死! 不想今天死!
Not today! Not today!
我恨黑色星期三!
Fucking Wednesday nights!
帕洛米塔?
Palomita?
起来, 我们走
Get up. We're leaving.
我走不了
I can't walk.
怎么了? 起来!
So what? Get up!
起...
Get...
操你妈的
Motherfucker.
看看我!
Look at me!
看啊!
Look at me!
我还想成为喜剧演员呢
I was gonna be a standup comedian.
看我这样谁还会笑?
But who's gonna laugh now?
有些关于瘸子的笑话最搞笑了
Some of their best jokes are about cripples.
我们走
Let's go.
这不叫搞笑, 这叫可悲
It's not funny. It's pathetic.
你能不能别他妈的为无法挽回的事...
Would you stop cryin' over fuckin'...
哭泣了?
spilled milk?
我的腿没了!
I have no leg!
你现在有了, 还有什么话说?
Now you do. What do you think?
你可以抱着我走的, 雷
You could carry me, Wray.
是吗? 你以前怎么没想过
Yeah? You never wanted that before.
现在干嘛要破例?
Why start now?
这可真他妈荒唐
This is fucking ridiculous.
警长肯定带人去了J.T.那里
The sheriff must've taken the others to J.T.'s.
上车
Get in.
妈的, 等等我
God damn it, wait for me.
我的腿卡在门缝里了!
My leg's stuck in the door!
- 那不过是根木头
- 会断掉的
- It's just wood.
- It's splintering.
别管它了行不行?
Will you just leave it alone?
这种倒霉事怎么都让我赶上了!
Why is this happening to me?
谁知道, 现在你得帮我个忙, 你得...
I don't know. Just... just do me a favor right now and just...
给我扛住
stay strong.
“扛住”?
"Stay"?
没错, 宝贝儿, 扛住
Yeah, baby. Stay.
听着, 我叫艾莉克拉
Okay, my name is Electra.
你他妈给我听着
Fucking listen.
我叫艾莉克拉, 她也叫艾莉克拉
My name is Electra. Her name is Electra, too.
毛茸茸的
It's furry.
不行
No.
它是个毛茸茸的家伙
He's a furry one.
叫她莉亚, 叫我艾莉, "艾莉克拉"的艾莉, "阿梅利亚"的阿梅
She goes by Lia, I go by El. El from "Electra", Ame from "Amelia".
你他妈的到底记住没有?
Does that make any fucking sense in your head?
闭嘴，婊子. 这儿有个该死的孩子...
随便你他妈怎么叫我, 老娘不在乎
You can call me whatever the fuck you want I don't give a shit.
听着, 娘们儿
Oye, chica.
- 你说好10点的!
- 对不起
- You said 10:00!
- I'm sorry.
我们不能一整晚都他妈照顾你的孩子!
We can't be watching your kid all goddamn night!
你的朋友根本没来, 我们还有别的事要干!
Your friend never showed up, and we got shit to do!
没错
That's right.
那就忙你们的去吧
Then start doing it.
托尼! 我们离开这儿!
Tony! We're leaving!
等等, 我的狼蛛
Wait, my tarantula.
带上它, 我们走
Bring it. Let's go.
还有我的乌龟
And my turtle.
还有蝎子
And my scorpion.
我们没有八只手, 拿不了那么多东西
We're not all octopuses. We can't carry everything.
“八爪”
"Octopi."
快点, 走吧
Come on, let's go.
托尼, 我跟你说过什么?
Tony, what did I tell you?
你不能全带着, 我没跟你说过吗?
You can't bring them all. Didn't I tell you that?
没关系的, 它们能在一起生活的
It's okay. They can live in the same tank.
我的口袋机车呢?
What about my pocket bike?
在后备箱里
It's in the trunk.
你他妈还想跑, 臭婊子?!
Where do you think you're going, you fucking bitch?!
我们要杀了你!
We're gonna fuckin' kill you!
你真要这么做?
Are you sure you want to do this?
非空
既满
盒
每人一枚警徽和一把枪
Everybody grab a badge and a gun.
从现在起, 你们都是州警了
You're all deputies as of this moment forward.
除了你, 雷
Except for you, Wray.
情况如何?
What do we got?
看起来有些反常
Something's wrong up there.
J.T.平时会出来迎接
J.T. always comes out and greets.
我们上
Let's go.
尽量别射到自己
Try not to shoot yourselves.
也别射其他人
Don't shoot each other.
特别是...
But especially...
别射到我
don't shoot me.
J.T.?
滚开! 离他远点, 畜生!
Go on! Get off him, Rusty!
天啊, J.T.
God damn, J.T..
来点烤肉?
Barbecue?
混蛋
Asshole.
这香肠太他妈棒了, J.T.
Damn good sausage link, J.T..
全德州最好的
Best in Texas.
杀了这两个怪物后, 我肯定是昏过去了
Must've passed out after I killed those things.
好枪法
Nice shootin'.
大家准备一下
Everybody gather up supplies.
我们20分钟后出发!
We head out in 20!
我明白了
I think I nailed it.
妈的, 我想我成功了
Holy shit, I think I finally cracked it.
我终于找到了... 能为我得奖的烤肉酱汁了!
I finally found my... my award-winning barbecue sauce!
那里有你的血
Your blood's in it.
妈的, 他说对了
God damn it, he's right.
瞧, 我又掉了一颗牙
Hey, my other tooth fell out.
的确啊
It sure did.
你也有颗牙掉了
Hey, your tooth fell out, too.
我们是无牙二人组
We're toothless buddies.
噢, 是啊
Oh, we sure are.
帮妈妈把那个打开
I want you to open that for Mommy.
现在, 去拿枪
Now, take the gun.
小心点
Careful.
如果有人靠近, 只要不是我
And if anyone comes to the door that isn't me,
你就开枪射他们, 听到没?
I want you to shoot them, okay?
我是认真的, 托尼
I'm not kidding, Tony.
你要开枪打他们...
You shoot them...
就像你在游戏里面玩的那样
just like your video games.
照他们的头射击
You shoot them in the head.
要是爸爸来呢?
What if it's Dad?
那就更要射他
Especially if it's your dad.
别拿着枪乱指
And be careful where you point that thing.
小心打到自己
You'll blow your own face off.
我马上就回来
I'll be right back.
我爱你
I love you.
托尼!
Tony!
你好啊, 宝贝儿
Hello, baby.
我要吃掉你的脑子...
I'm gonna eat your brains...
然后夺走你的知识
and gain your knowledge.
走开!
Stay away!
看看你对我们的儿子做了什么!
Look what you did to our son!
别过来!
Stay away!
妈的, 我说过我不想再见你了
God damn it, I told you I didn't want to see you again.
爸爸!
Daddy!
先进来再说, 你个倒霉催的!
Get your sorry ass in here!
如果想逃的话, 我倒是有车
lf it's escape vehicles you want, escape vehicles I got.
这边走
Right this way.
当心肉
Watch that meat.
来见见我的心肝
Meet my wife.
杰西·詹姆斯的特制增强型
Jesse James Custom Dominator.
我给杰西弄的烤肉实在太他妈好吃了
I made Jesse a plate of barbecue so goddamn good,
所以他免费给我造了这辆车
he made this baby for me free of fuckin' charge.
有没有能坐更多人的?
Got anything that could transport more people?
顶篷呢?
Where's the top?
压根就没有
This baby's chopped permanent.
防滚架、防护网之类的破玩意统统没有
Ain't got no roll bar, chicken wire, none of that shit.
- 没有保护措施
- 但速度很快
- No protection.
- But she's fast.
氮气喷射加350马力的引擎
Nitrous-injected, 350-horsepower engine.
你到底是谁?
Who are you?
给我说实话
I mean, really.
雷的阴魂
Wray's Wreckage.
你的卡车上就是这么写的
That's what it says on your truck.
你是个开拖车的, 雷?
Are you a wrecker, Wray?
我谁都不是
I'm nobody.
这最好记不过了吧
It's the easiest thing to remember.
那就记住了
So remember it.
把它们放到柜台上
Just stack 'em on top of the counter.
嘿, 想来点烤肉吗?
Hey, you want some barbecue?
全德州最好的
Best in Texas.
哦, 不, 谢了
Aw, no, thanks.
怎么? 你不吃肉吗?
What's the matter, you don't eat meat?
哦, 我吃肉的
Oh, I eat meat.
我还吃一堆狗屎东西
I also eat lots of shit.
看这个
You see this?
那是什么?
What's that?
吃屎后的微笑
Shit-eating grin.
你不当喜剧演员真是可惜了
You ought to be a comedian.
就我这腿?
What do you think of the leg?
哦, 那更有趣
Oh, that's funny.
你的断腿怎么样了?
How's your stump?
他们卸的时候有些凶猛
They knocked it out something fierce.
现在还是没知觉
Still can't feel a thing.
你算是见识到屠宰场的真面目了
This must be the real Bone Shack.
老J.T.可真会享受
Old J.T. knows how to live.
少他妈扯淡
Like fuck he does.
我喜欢你说 “操” 的方式
I like how you say "fuck".
好啊, 操你
Good. Fuck you.
操我?
Fuck me?
哦, 这下你成喜剧演员了
Oh, so, now you're the comedian.
继续, 脱裤子
Go ahead, drop your pants.
那样肯定很搞笑
That'll be good for a laugh.
我非常怀疑这点
I highly doubt that.
那是我的夹克
That's my jacket.
是的, 我知道
Yes, I know.
我找了它两周
I looked for it for two weeks.
听着, 你变成一个蛮不讲理的混蛋
Look, you were being an unbelievable dick.
所以我甩了你
I was walking out on you.
我当时很冷, 所以才拿了你的傻逼夹克
I was cold. I took your fucking jacket.
所以, 要是你还想继续你那傻逼夹克的
So, if you're gonna go on one of your psycho obsessive controlling rants
病态的妄想般的说教, 那你就他妈拿走
about a fucking jacket, then fucking take it,
老娘宁愿他妈冻着, 也不想再听你那套傻逼理论
cause I'd rather fucking freeze than fucking hear about it one more time.
你知道口袋里有什么吗?
Did you find what was in the pocket?
谁他妈知道
Fuck no.
找找看
Look for it.
不, 是另一边
No, the other one.
我本想给你, 但你甩了我
I was gonna give it to you, but you left me.
还把夹克拿走了
You took the jacket.
之后我就找了它两周
And I looked for it for two weeks.
读一下
Read it.
"两人对抗世界"
"Two against the world."
还记得吗?
Remember that?
我从没忘记过
I never forgot it.
那你为什么离开?
Then why'd you leave?
因为你对我们或我
Because you didn't believe in us,
没信心
or in me.
胶片丢失
抱歉给您带来不便 -剧院办公室
我还以为自己会被那些新州警射到
I figured one of them new deputies might end up shootin' me,
想不到是你, 托罗!
but not you, Tolo!
抱歉, 非常抱歉
Sorry. I'm sorry.
- 蠢货
- 你不会有事的
- Dumbass.
- You're gonna be all right.
麦克格罗来了
McGraw'a here.
还有一大群新加入的
And a whole bunch of others.
快点!
Come on!
动作快点! 快!
Move your ass! Come on!
我跟你说过什么, 托尼?
What did I tell you, Tony?
别用枪指着自己
Don't point the gun at yourself.
我没告诉过你吗?
Didn't I tell you that?
谢谢你能告诉我...
Thank you for telling me about...
那个...
you know.
不用客气
Don't mention it.
那只是个命令
That's an order.
如果我早知道你是...
lf I had known that you were...
艾尔·雷...
El Wray...
我不会给你找那么多麻烦的
I wouldn't have given you such a hard time.
我并不想捅破窗户纸
I didn't mean to be a prick about it.
也不想说那些没用的屁话
Need-to-know basis, that kind of shit.
拿着这个
Take this.
你要尽力而为
Do what you do best.
不, 这可不行!
No, you're not!
不能给他枪, 不...
Don't give him the gun. Not..
把枪给他, 托罗
Give him the gun, Tolo.
把枪给他
Give him the gun.
把所有枪都给他
Give him all the guns.
我靠
Holy shit.
这小子真够神的
That boy's got the devil in him.
我们得杀出去
We gotta fight them off.
到车上去
Get to our vehicles.
大家跟上!
Everyone behind me!
都出去, 快!
Outside now!
下地狱吧!
God damn you!
大家回屋子里去!
Everybody back inside!
你, 斯奇普
You, Skip.
到前面来
Front and center.
你出去, 把卡车发动起来
You go out front, start up the Kill Dozer.
我们得把幸存者带走
We'll need it to transport the other survivors.
你他妈疯了吗? 我才不出去呢
You fuckin' crazy? I'm not goin' out there.
- 我会掩护你
- 我不去
- I'll cover you.
- I'm not goin'.
我百发百中
I never miss.
行了, 斯奇普
Come on, Skip.
说去就去
It's go-go.
少在这儿哭鼻子
Not cry-cry.
切莉!
Cherry!
来吧
Oh, dear.
J.T.!
你看谁顺眼就带他们上你的车
You take whoever you can fit in your convertible.
其他人到卡车上去!
Everyone else on board!
斯奇普, 带上双胞胎! 跟我来!
Skip, grab the twins! Come along with me!
你骑机车走
You take the chopper.
来个人开我的卡车!
I need someone else to drive my truck!
我来
I'll do it.
你血流得跟杀猪一样
You're bleedin' like a stuck pig.
视线模糊, 而且马上就快挂了
Your vision's blurred and you're on your last legs.
还有什么要说的?
Anything else?
别撞坏了
Don't wreck it.
去拿点卷心菜!
Somebody grab the slaw!
吃烤肉离不了卷心菜!
You can't have no barbecue without coleslaw!
- 给我把枪
- 拿着这个
- Give me a gun.
- Take this.
真他妈牛逼!
Fucking cool!
好了, 你们先走, 我来断后
All right, y'all, head out. I'll hold 'em off.
我能照顾好自己
I can take care of myself.
再见, 爸爸
Bye, Daddy.
还记得怎么骑摩托吗?
Do you remember how to ride a bike?
第32号无用技能
Useless talent number 32.
很好
Good.
谁还有车?
Anyone else have a car?
你确定你能行吗?
Now, you're sure you're okay driving this thing?
当然
Hell yeah.
达科塔... 托尼的事我们很遗憾
Dakota... we're sorry about Tony.
谢谢
Thanks.
引擎坏了, 还有3个瘪胎
Your engine is shot and you've got three blown tires.
我后备箱里还有辆口袋机车
But I've got his pocket bike in the trunk.
快吗?
Is it fast?
0到50加速只要四秒
Zero to fifty in four seconds.
你坐她的摩托去
You ride with her.
我是切莉
I'm Cherry.
你当然是
You sure are.
出发!
Move out!
真丢脸
Damn shame.
天杀的!
God damn it!
警长! 我们有多少弹药?
Sheriff! How much ammo we got?
肯定不够
Not enough.
别开枪! 我们没有被感染!
Don't shoot! We're not infected!
所有幸存者都跟我们走
All survivors gotta come with us.
尤其是你...
Especially you...
艾尔·雷
El Wray.
我不会再用这个名字了
I don't go by that name anymore.
距军事基地 2英里
没事了, 没事了
It's okay. It's okay.
我们和其他的幸存者都被关在这儿
We're here in quarantine with the other survivors.
这是什么地方?
Where is here?
老军事基地
The old army base.
艾尔·雷?
El Wray?
是你吗?
That you?
他跟那些人是一伙的, 我之前见过他
He's with them. I saw him in their convoy earlier.
我是个科学家...
I'm a scientist...
还是个商人, 但不是军人
and a businessman. Not military.
所以你得告诉我们, 这到底是他妈怎么回事
Which is why he's gonna tell us what the fuck is going on.
他们要偷生化武器
They're stealing biochemical weapons.
DC-2?
也就是 “恐怖工程”
Also known as "Project Terror."
计划消灭封锁区域内的全部人口
Designed to take out an entire populace in a controlled landlocked area.
而你为他们提供武器
You were supplying it to them.
- 那你怎么会在这儿?
- 他们发现了我的货
- That's why they shut you out.
- They found my supply.
就在我们的脚下
It's under our feet.
十层以下的地方
Ten stories down.
用阿托品和解磷剂不行吗?
What about countering with atropine and PAM-2?
神经毒剂传导时会发生反应, 促发细胞凋零
lnterferes with the neurotoxic delivery, sets off the cell-blaster,
血液和脓汁会从你身体上所有的孔中流出
and you're gushing blood and pus through every sacred hole in your body.
真开胃
Appetizing.
唯一的对策就是适量吸入DC-2
The only treatment is a regimented exposure to DC-2 itself.
那样能够延缓症状发作
It delays the negative effects.
他们依赖它...
They need it...
就像毒品一样
like a drug.
没错, 但我们发现, 有一小部分人...
Correct. But we found that a small percentage of people...
并不会被毒气感染
are not affected by the gas itself,
这些人身体内藏有解毒剂
and within this small percentage lies a cure.
你想怎么做?
What do you want to do?
去墨西哥
Mexico.
背水一战
Put our backs against the ocean
争取活下去
and defend ourselves from there.
不行, 我们必须回到我的实验室去
No. We have to get back to my lab.
病毒会蔓延到世界各地
This infection will spread all over the world,
殃及到每一个人
to every man, woman and child,
除非我能制成解毒剂
unless I finish my antidote.
你有解毒剂?
You have an antidote?
你! 还有你!
You! You!
跟我们走
Come with us.
快走!
Move it!
快点, 蠢猪!
Move it, Peggy!
喜欢埃娃·加德纳吗?
Do you like Ava Gardner?
什么?
I'm sorry?
埃娃·加德纳, 你喜欢她吗?
Ava Gardner. Do you like her?
我想是吧
Yeah, I guess.
我在想, 你...
I was just thinking that you, uh...
有点像埃娃·加德纳
kind of look like Ava Gardner a little bit.
你有什么话想对我说吗?
You got something you want to say to me?
我对你没话说
I have nothing to say to you.
你没话说, 嗯? 那就怪了
You got nothing to say, huh? That's funny.
你现在的表情, 明明像是在说 “操你妈的”
Cause I could've swore you just gave me a "fuck you" look right now.
你想对我说 “操你妈” 吗?
You want to say "fuck you" to me?
现在不想
Not at this moment.
知道这是什么吗?
You know what this is?
枪
A gun.
说得没错
It's simplicity itself.
你瞧, 你想让谁死, 你就拿它对着谁...
You see, you point it at what you want to die...
然后扣动扳机...
and you pull the little trigger here...
子弹就会从这里飞出来
and a little bullet comes out of here.
正中你的面门
And the little bullet hits you right there.
知道吗?
And you know what?
之后你就再也不像埃娃·加德纳了
You don't look like Ava Gardner no more.
放聪明点, 贱人
Don't taunt me, tramp.
我不想被嘲弄
I am not one to be taunted.
懂了吗?
You got it?
我要听你说 “我懂了”
Let me here you say, "I got it."
我懂了
I got it.
这就对了
You damn well better.
走狗
Tool.
妈的, 就是它了
God damn it, that's it.
我终于明白了
I figured it out.
盐
Salt.
原来如此, 是盐
Got it all figured out. It's salt.
血是咸的
Bloody is salty.
我的酱料只需要多放点盐
That's all my sauce needed, was just a little more salt.
只要多放点咸的东西, 你懂我的意思吗?
It just needed a little thickening agent. You know what I'm talkin' about?
你在干嘛, J.T.?
What are you doing, J.T.?
我要做的, 就是多加点盐
That's all I gotta do, is put a little more salt in.
就像他妈的血在里面起的作用一样
It'd just do the same goddamn thing that the blood did.
跟你说, 兄弟, 就差那点血
I tell you what, brother, that little bit of blood did the trick.
别做傻事, J.T., 我知道该怎么做
Don't do nothin' stupid, J.T. I got it covered.
里面已经有了我的汗水、我的泪水, 只需要再加点血!
It's already got my sweat, it's got my tears. Now all it needs is some blood!
- 把枪放下!
- J.T.!
- Drop the gun!
- J.T.!
- 照我说的做!
- 好的, 好的!
- Do it now!
- Okay, okay!
别开枪!
Don't shoot!
J.T., 你还好吧?
J.T., you all right?
你还好吧, 兄弟?
Hey, you all right, bro?
妈的, 我一点也不好, 兄弟
God damn it, I'm not all right at all, brother.
一点也不好
Not at all.
在这儿等着
Wait here.
哦... 我还能去哪
Oh... I sure will.
该死的酱汁
Goddamn sauce.
"笼中女囚"
"Women in Cages."
看她们打斗
See them in action.
看她们恋爱
See them in love.
看她们恐惧
See them in terror.
黑市中的白皮肤
White skin on the black market.
用金钱买来细皮嫩肉
Soft flesh for hard cash.
"笼中女囚"
"Women in Cages."
我要去干一炮
I'm gonna go get my dick wet.
她只有一条腿
She's got one leg.
那更好上
Easier access.
有道理
You got a point.
去拿楼上的货, 我们要把整层炸掉
Get the rest of this shit upstairs and we'll blow this entire floor.
是, 长官
Yes, sir.
叫路易斯下来
Get Lewis down here.
他正在干炮, 长官
He's getting his dick wet, sir.
叫那傻逼立刻下来!
Get him the fuck down here now!
路易斯?
Lewis?
威尔森?
Wilson?
我的手下呢?
Where are my men?
有几个在这儿
I've got several right here.
这他妈是什么?
What the fuck's this?
他们的蛋蛋, 宝贝儿
Their balls, sweetheart.
我要带着货走, 雷
I'm walking out of here with this shit, Wray.
- 别碍事
- 给我个理由
- Let us go.
- Tell me why we should.
这是我应得的
Because I earned it.
为什么这么说?
How do you figure that?
你想听故事? 那我就简单跟你讲讲
You want the story? I'll spin it for you quick.
在白蚁聚集的阿富汗边境的山洞里
A termite's nest of caves on the Afghan border,
我和我的手下命悬一线
me and my men walking around with our dicks in our hands
小心翼翼地搜寻着美国的头号通缉犯
and our balls in our throats, lookin' for America's most wanted.
- 本·拉登
- 没错
- Bin Laden.
- Yeah.
有一次, 我们收到准确情报
For once, our intel was right on the money.
我刚转过弯去
I come around a corner
发现他就站在那儿, 和我对视
bam, there he is, lookin' me right in the eyes.
等等
Wait.
你杀了本·拉登?
You killed bin Laden?
我朝他的心脏开了两枪, 朝头开了一枪
I put two in his heart, one in his computer.
那是你干的
So that was you.
是的
Yeah.
就是我干的
That was me.
百年不遇的巧合
Class-A clusterfuck.
他不该在那里出现, 我们也不应该去那儿
He wasn't supposed to be there, we weren't supposed to be there,
我他妈绝对不应该成为那个送他上西天的人
and I sure as fuck wasn't supposed to be the one to punch his dialysis ticket.
所以迎接我们的不是军功章, 而是遮天蔽日的DC-2
So, instead of a chest full of medals, we get a face full of DC-2.
没有解药
No cure.
直到他们那边有人
That is, not until we found somebody from the other side
愿意卖给我们一堆这玩意
willing to sell us batches of this shit.
科学至上, 但生意还是得他妈的照做
Science comes first, but business comes a close fucking second.
之后你意识到, 只要感染的人数足够多
Then you realized if you could infect a large enough populace,
你就能从实验和幸存者当中
the experiment and its survivors,
找到解药
you'd find a cure.
我向我的手下发过誓, 我会尽我所能
I swore to my men that I'd do everything in my power
让他们活下去
to keep them alive.
这就是我要做的, 雷
And that's what I intend to do, Wray.
懂了吗?
Understand?
我别无选择
I never had a choice.
我也是, 长官
Neither do I, sir.
上帝保佑你和你为国家所做的一切
God bless you and your service to this country.
你是个医生?
You're a doctor?
今晚早些时候还是
I was earlier tonight.
我一直想当个医生
I always wanted to be a doctor.
不过, 我可以做...
lnstead, I can do...
这个
this.
第66号无用技能
Useless talent number 66.
我很柔韧的
I'm very pliable.
我的一个女朋友有套理论
A girlfriend of mine had a theory.
她说, 在你生命中的一些特定时刻
She said at some point in your life,
你会发现, 你所有的无用技能都会有用武之地
you find a use for every useless talent you ever had.
比如说, 玩连线游戏
It's like, uh, connecting the dots.
我可不那么乐观
I'm not that optimistic.
我感觉我被冲进了下水道, 无法逃脱
I feel like I'm sinking down the drain and I can't get out.
她会说...
She'd say...
如果你身陷漩涡...
when you're stuck in that spiral...
你要向上求生
you reach up.
如果上面也没有希望呢?
What if there's nothing up there?
只管向上
Just reach up.
你是个舞娘
You're a dancer.
今晚早些时候还是
I was earlier tonight.
老子还不能让你退休!
Well, I'm pulling you out of retirement!
给我站起来!
Get your ass up!
宝贝儿, 我现在很想找点乐子, 我指的是你
Now, I'm starved for entertainment, baby, and that means you.
音乐!
Radio!
扭起来, 宝贝儿!
Wail, baby, now!
对了...
That's...
这才是我想要的
That's what I'm talkin' about.
好好跳
Dance it up.
继续跳!
Keep dancing!
我见过不少操蛋事...
I have seen me some crazy ass shit in my day...
但从没见过一条腿的脱衣舞娘
but ain't never seen me a one-legged stripper.
我见过一个奶子的脱衣舞娘
I have seen me a stripper with one breast,
还见过12个脚趾的脱衣舞娘
and I've seen me a stripper with 12 toes,
我也见过没脑子的脱衣舞娘
and I've seen me a stripper with no brains at all,
但我确实没见过一条腿的脱衣舞娘
but I ain't never seen me a one-legged stripper.
哦, 我还去过摩洛哥
And I've been to Morocco.
跳啊, 婊子!
Dance, bitch!
好样的!
Break a leg!
搞断它!
Break it off!
叫你跳, 操你妈的
Dance for me, motherfucker.
你觉得这样很好笑, 是不是?
You thought it was pretty funny, didn't you?
说真的, 是这样
Actually, yes.
你用木头插我
You gave me some wood,
那我就...
now I'm gonna give you..
他妈的上了你!
some fuckin' wood!
毒气! 你需要吸点毒气!
The gas! You need your gas!
不! 去他妈的毒气! 去他的!
No! Fuck the gas, fuck it.
那我就速战速决
I'm just gonna have to make this quick.
从哪儿搞到的?
Where'd you get that?
第37号无用技能
Useless talent number 37.
我把腿弄断了
I broke my leg.
没关系, 我给你找了更好的
That's okay. I made you something.
我很信任你
I do believe in you.
一直都是
Always have.
我相信你能做得更好
I believe that you could be better.
你配得上更好的
You deserve better,
我不配
even better than me.
现在
Right now,
我要你展现...
I need you to become...
你真实的自我
who you're meant to be.
站起来
Stand.
我要是你, 就会站远点
I'd stand clear if I were you.
把门打开好吗, 宝贝儿?
Open that door, will you, baby?
他们毁掉了大部分气罐
They've destroyed most of the tanks.
剩下那些, 我们去乘直升机时搞定
Any that are left we'll get on our way to the helicopters.
有两架直升机
There are two helicopters,
足够装下我们所有人
big enough to take all of us.
谁会开?
Who can fly?
还有其他人会开直升机吗?
Can anyone else fly a helicopter?
我会, 不过...
I can fly, but...
今晚绝对不行
no way in hell I'm gonna fly tonight.
好吧, 行
Okay. Cool.
我来开
I'll fly.
我们走
Let's go.
我想我们还是留下吧, 雷
I think we're gonna stay here, Wray.
能替我保管这个吗, 警长?
You'll take care of this for me, then, Sheriff?
荣幸之至
With pleasure.
3分钟
Three minutes.
你兄弟是个好人, J.T.
Your brother's a good man, J.T.
全德州最好的
Best in Texas.
上来
Hop on.
不, 是另一边
No, the other way.
哦
Oh.
不, 另一边
No. The other way.
直升机在墙的另一边
The helicopters are on the other side of this wall.
我们冲出去!
We make a run for it!
不行! 如果我们都被杀了, 这病毒就没救了
No! If we all get killed, there's no stopping this plague.
你还不明白吗?
Don't you get it?
我们就是解药
We're the antidote.
那还有其它的路吗?
Well, is there another way around?
在这儿等着
Wait here.
我想咱们这儿没有第二个生化专家了吧?
I don't suppose there are any other biochemical engineers around?
那就是没有了
Take that as a no.
我们必须到墙那边去!
We have to get over that wall!
我在想我们可以在原来的地方
I was thinkin' we could build us a new place,
建幢新房子
right there where the old one was.
你掌勺
You cook,
我打下手
I work the back.
那你别把租金涨得那么高
You don't make that rent so goddamn high.
我们可以分享秘方, 分摊租金
We share the recipe, we share the rent.
开始要250度高温
Start at 250 degrees.
我就知道
I knew it.
要多久?
For how long?
- 12磅重的?
- 是啊
- 12 pounds?
- Sure.
12磅的, 要12个小时
12 pounds, 12 hours.
包在锡纸里面, 对吗?
Wrapped in tin foil, right?
我才不用他妈的锡纸呢
I don't use no goddamn foil.
靠
Damn.
西红柿? 新鲜的?
Tomatoes? Fresh?
罐头的
Canned.
- 没别的了?
- 嗯
- No shit?
- Yeah.
能分我点吗?
You score me some?
哦, 那当然
Oh, yeah.
我们是兄弟嘛
Cause we're brothers.
谢谢你
Thank you for this.
不过记住了...
You just remember...
这秘方至死不能外传
you got to take this recipe to your grave.
我觉得, 这点我能保证
I think I can. Goddamn guarantee that.
那是信号
That's our cue.
切莉宝贝儿...
Cherry, darling...
就看你的了
it's all you.
我们上!
Let's go!
雷!
Wray!
妈的, 雷
Damn it, Wray.
好了, 你得站起来, 我们离开这儿
Okay. You need to get up cause we're leaving.
他们告诉我能在这儿找到你
They told me I'd find you here.
我开始绝望了
I was beginning to lose hope.
对不起...
I'm sorry...
我骗了你
but I lied.
我确实想伤害你
I did want to hurt you.
轮到我了
My turn.
愿爸爸今晚别遇到死人
No more dead bodies for Daddy tonight.
从没喜欢过这狗杂种
Never did like that son of a bitch.
简直就是个废物
About as useless as a pecker on a pope.
什么都别碰
Don't touch anything.
我想开
I want to fly it.
- 他说什么都别碰!
- 你屁都不懂!
- He said not to touch anything!
- You don't know what you're doing!
- 我当然懂!
- 你懂个屁!
- I do know what I'm doing!
- No, you don't!
- 闭嘴! 闭嘴!
- 闭嘴, 坐下...
- Shut up! Shut up!
- Shut up, sit down...
什么都他妈别碰!
and don't fuckin' touch anything!
大家都坐下!
Everybody sit down!
打开雨刷
Hit the wipers.
走吧, 别管我
Go on, leave me.
我不能这么丢下你
I am not leaving you here like this.
那帮傻逼会吃被撞死的动物
Motherfuckers around here eat road kill.
瞧, 我很幽默的
See? I'm funny.
我逗你笑了
I made you laugh.
去海边
Go to the ocean.
建立家园, 保护好你自己
Put your backs to it. Protect yourselves there.
我不会丢下你的, 雷
I'm not leaving you, Wray.
说好了要两人一起对抗世界
It's two against the world.
会的
It will be.
我保证
I promise.
我百发百中
I never miss.
别担心, 宝贝儿
Don't worry, baby.
你会找到属于你的生活
You'll find your way.
伸手!
Reach up!
伸手!
Reach up!
就像你所说的, 雷
It's like you said it would be, Wray.
我成为了你说的那样
I'm like you said I would be.
我寻找那些迷路的...
I find the lost...
疲惫的...
the weary...
失去希望的人
those that have no hope.
我找到他们, 并指引他们...
I find them and I lead them...
来到我们亲手建造的家园
to a land we've made for ourselves.
海边的家园
The land by the sea.
美极了
It's beautiful.
她美极了
She's beautiful.
真希望你能看见我们, 我们俩
I wish you could see us, us two.
就像你说的那样
It's like you said it would be.
两人对抗世界, 宝贝儿
Two against the world, baby.
两人对抗世界
Two against the world.
剧终