蝙蝠俠歸來
聖誕快樂聖誕快樂 Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.
高譚市-33年後
見到企鵝了先睹為快
看到企鵝！是人還是謎? Penguin sighting! Man or myth?
他是什麼？今天專題 又見到企鵝了 又見到企鵝了! What is he? Today's edition. Another penguin sighting.Another penguin sighting!
先睹為快 Check it out!
怪異企鵝人 Penguin man
住在高譚的下水道中! living in Gotham sewers!
快來看最新的目擊報導! Read all about the latest sighting!
請注意一下，高譚市? May I have your attention, Gotham City?
今晚點燃聖誕樹的時刻已經到了 It is time for tonight's lighting of the tree.
怎麼樣? How about that?
一半是人，一半是企鵝！十分恐怖! Part man, part penguin! All horrifying!
只需要五十美分便能得知真相! 來吧! Find out for only 50 cents! Come on!
快看看存在於我們脚下的可能危險! 快來看看! Read about the possible terror beneath our feet! Check it out!
閱讀一下今天的報導! Read about it!
看看最新的企鵝怪物目擊報導 Missing link between man and bird.
我親愛的孩子... My dear boy...
有時看那種垃圾是一種消遣 sometimes it's a diversion to read such rubbish.
通，常這是浪費時間 Usually, it's a waste of time.
隨你說吧! 今日專題! 企鵝! 快來看人或是謎? Whatever. Today's issue! The Penguin! Man or myth?
"環球報"! 在此! 25美分! "The Globe"! Right here! 25 cents!
哦，在此希望 Well, here's hoping.
幸運的話，高譚市將迎來多年來的第一個聖誕節 With luck, Gotham will have its first merry Christmas in years.
聖誕節我感覺自己幾乎粗俗了... I feel almost vulgar at yuletide...
提到了新發電廠 但如果我們要在必要的時候開工，我需要許可證 mentioning the new power plant. But if we're to break ground when we must, l'll need permits...
法規變通，减税鼓勵 那類討厭的微末小節 variances, tax incentives. That sort of pesky nonsense.
發電廠? Power plant?
麥克斯 所有研究均顯示 Studies show we've enough power to get
我們的電力足以應付到下世紀中期 us into the middle of the next century.
你的分析家預測每年百分之一的人口成長 Your analysts foresee growth at 1% per annum.
那是一個温和膨脹 That's a mild swelling.
想像一下...Imagine...
一個高譚市...a Gotham City...
在未來 of the future,
燈光燃起如一片繁星...但却閃滅不定 lit up like a blanket of stars...but blinking on and off...
電力低得令人尷尬 embarrassingly low on juice.
老實說...Frankly...
我因而感到畏縮，市長先生 I cringe, Mr. Mayor.
抱歉，你的任何計劃 Sorry, any plans must go
都必須循正常的管道...向負責委員會申請 to the usual committees...through the usual channels.
我有個建議 I have a suggestion.
哦...Well...
事實上，更算，是個問題 actually, really, just more like a question.
恐怕我們還沒有適當整頓一下，凱爾女士 I'm afraid we haven't properly housebroken Ms. Kyle.
不過她有個優點，她煮的咖啡很棒 In the plus column, though...she makes great coffee.
爸爸? Dad?
市長先生？是時候下去給群眾帶來歡樂了 Mr. Mayor? Time to go down and bring joy to the masses.
"事實上，更算是個問題" "Actually, more of a question."
你這個笨蛋 You stupid corn dog.
笨蛋，笨蛋 Corn dog, corn dog.
我光靠許瑞克員工便可取得足以重選的簽名 I have enough signatures from Shreck employees to warrant a recall.
那不是威脅，只是單純的數據 That's not a threat, just simple numbers.
也許 Maybe.
但你肯定没有立場而且也没有候選人 But you sure as hell don't have an issue or a candidate.
謝謝，女士們、先生們 Thank you, Ladies and Gentlemen.
祝我們市政府的人和你們所有人...假期快樂 From those of us at City Hall to each and every one of you...Happy Holidays.
今晚有位不需介紹的人與我們同在 We have with us a man who needs no introduction,
他對本市貢獻良多 he's given us so much.
請歡迎高譚市的聖誕老人麥克斯.許瑞克 Please welcome Gotham's own Santa Claus, Max Shreck.
到人事處拿那些合約... Pick up those contracts from Personnel and...
再去拿乾洗衣物和紙巾 pick up the dry cleaning and paper towels.
糟糕! Darn!
忘了我的講稿 Forgot my speech.
提醒我教訓那個叫什麼的 Remind me to take it out on what's-her-name.
聖誕老人? 恐怕不是 Santa Claus?Afraid not.
我只是個低賤的笨蛋 走運了 I'm just a poor schmo. Got lucky.
我要回饋你們若不滿意就...告我吧! Sue me...if I want to give some back.
我只希望我能分發更多的不僅僅是...昂貴的小玩意 I only wish I could hand out more than just...expensive baubles.
我希望我能送出世界和平... I wish I could hand out world peace...
和無條件的愛... and unconditional love...
包在一個大蝴蝶結中 wrapped in a big bow.
哦，但是你可以 哦，但是你會的! Oh, but you can.Oh, but you will.
聖誕快樂 Merry Christmas.
好主意 Great idea.
不是我的主意 Not mine.
你在等什麼? 發出訊號 What are you waiting for. Give the signal!
我們要大角色! 主導一切的那個傢夥! We want the big guy! The guy who runs the show!
你想幹什麼? 不是你! What do you want? Not you!
許瑞克! 你得先過我這一關 Shreck! You'll have to go through me.
奇普! Chip
爸爸！走！救你自已! Dad! Go! Save yourself!
爸爸，走! Dad, go!
不! 閉嘴! No! Shut up!
再靠近一步，蝙蝠俠先生，我就... Take one step closer, Mr. Manbat, and l'll...
没打中 Missed.
是那位蝙蝠俠 The Batman.
或只是"蝙蝠俠"? Or is it just "Batman"?
當然，任你選擇 Your choice, of course.
哦，那是...非常短暫 Well, that was...very brief.
就和我生命中的所有男人一樣 Just like all the men in my life.
什麼男人? What men?
哦...Well...
但話又說回來，還有你 但你需要治療 then again, there's you. But you need therapy.
感謝你拯救了局面，蝙蝠俠 恐怕馬戲團幫又回來了 Thanks for saving the day, Batman. The Circus Gang is back.
靜觀後效吧! We'll see.
他們差點就把我們的推動者麥克斯.許瑞克帶走了 They almost made off with our mover and shaker, Max Shreck.
那個令人難以忍受的混蛋在哪裡？ Where is that insufferable bastard?
(動物園)
(極地世界)
嗨! Hi
我相信你正在搜尋的字眼是... I believe the word you're looking for is...
事實上，這一切只是一場噩夢 Actually, this is all just a bad dream.
你在家裡躺在床上...注射了大量鎮靜劑，舒適地休息著... You're at home in bed...heavily sedated, resting comfortably...
因你畢生牟取暴利 dying from the carcinogens
而吐出的致癌物而垂死 you've personally spewed in a lifetime of profiteering.
是悲劇性的諷刺...還是詩意般的正義? 你告訴我 Tragic irony...or poetic justice? You tell me.
天哪，這是真的 下水道的企鵝人 My God, it's true. Penguin Man of the sewer.
儘管這看起來很奇怪，麥克斯...你和我一有些共通之處 Odd as it may seem, Max...you and I have something in common.
我們受孕時都被視為怪物 We're both perceived as monsters.
但不知何故...But somehow...
你是一個受人尊敬的怪物...而到目前為止，我則不然! you're a well-respected monster...and I am, to date...not!
老實說，我不以為然 我是一個生意人 Frankly, I feel that's a bum rap. I'm a businessman.
强硬，是的 刻薄，也行 但這並不足以使我成為怪物 Tough, yes. Shrewd, okay. But that does not make me a monster.
别糗自己了，麥克斯! 我對你一清二楚 Don't embarrass yourself, Max! I know all about you.
你隱藏，我發掘 What you hide, I discover.
你棄於馬桶中的...我將它保存起來 明白了嗎? What you put in your toilet...I place on my mantle. Get the picture?
那是什麼? 那是打算對我催眠嗎? Is that supposed to hypnotize me?
不 只是要讓你頭痛欲裂 Just give you a splitting headache.
這没有效 It's not working.
哦，你這個大寶貝！只是空包彈 Oh, you big baby! Just blanks.
我大費周章只為了殺你嗎? Would I go through all this trouble just to kill you?
不，麥克斯 我一有個全然不同的目的 No, Max. I have an entirely other purpose.
我準備好了，麥克斯 I'm ready, Max.
我已在下面待太久 I've been down here too long.
是我上升的時候了... It's time for me to ascend...
重新出現...to re-emerge...
藉著你的幫助... with your help...
你的深諳其道...你的機伶 your know-how...your savvy.
我並非生於下水道，你知道的 I wasn't born in the sewer, you know.
我來自...和你一樣 I come from...like you.
而且，和你一樣，我也想要一些尊重！ And, like you, I want some respect!
得到我的基本人權的認可 A recognition of my basic humanity.
但最重要的... But most of all...
我要藉著找到我父母...來查出我是誰... I want to find out who I am...by finding my parents...
得知我人類的姓名 learning my human name.
高譚市的好人認為理所當然的簡單事情！ Simple stuff that the good people of Gotham take for granted!
而且...我到底為什麼要幫助你？哦... And...exactly why am I going to help you? Well....
我們開始吧! Let's start.
讓我們看看這裡有什麼 Let's see what we have in here.
一些有毒廢料...從你乾淨的紡織廠來! A batch of toxic waste...from your clean textile plant!
這種廢物後面有一大池! There's a whole lagoon of this crud in the back!
它可能來自任何地方 It could be from anywhere.
證明你擁有高譚市半數易燃建築的文件呢? What about the documents that prove you own half of the firetraps in Gotham City?
如果有這樣的文件... If there were such documents...
我不承認有...我早已將它們切碎了 that's not an admission...they would've been shredded.
好主意 Good idea.
大量的膠帶和一點耐心會讓情况變得截然不同 A lot of tape and a little patience make all the difference.
順便說一下...By the way...
你的老搭檔佛列德.亞特金好嗎? how's Fred Atkins, your old partner?
佛列德? Fred?
弗雷德實際上...我相信他正在度長假...他很好 Fred's actually...l believe he's on an extended vacation. He's good.
很好 Good.
你好，麥克斯 記得我嗎? 我是佛列德的手! Hiya, Max. Remember me? I'm Fred's hand!
要向其他部份肢體致意嗎? Want to greet any other body parts?
記住，麥克斯...你摒棄的，我珍惜 Remember, Max...you flush it, I flaunt it.
你知道嗎，企鵝先生，先生？ You know what, Mr. Penguin, sir?
我想，也許...我能協助你籌劃一個"歡迎返鄉"的場景 I think, perhaps...l could help orchestrate a "Welcome Home" scenario for you.
等我們倆都回到家後，或許我們能互相幫助 Once back home, perhaps we could help each other.
你不會後悔的，許瑞克先生 You won't regret this, Mr. Shreck.
親愛的，我回來了! Honey, I'm home!
哦，我忘了我還沒有結婚 Oh, I forgot. I'm not married.
貓咪小姐 Miss Kitty.
從你拒絕分享的性胡鬧活動中歸來了嗎? Back from more sexual escapades you refuse to share?
不是我愛刺探 Not that l'd ever pry.
喝你的晚餐吧! Drink your dinner.
什麼? What?
怎麼會有人如此可悲? How can anyone be so pathetic?
是的，對你來說我似乎很可悲 但我是一個工薪階層 Yes, to you I seem pathetic. But I'm a working girl.
但我是個工薪階層，必須付房租 But I'm a working girl, must pay the rent
你若能貢獻點生活費而不要開溜就好了 Maybe if you chipped in instead of stepping out.
瑟琳娜，親愛的，這是你的母親 Selina, dear, it's your mother.
只是打電話問候你一下 對，但是... Just calling to say hello. Yeah, but...
但是我很失望你不回家過聖誕節 But I'm disappointed you're not coming home for Christmas.
我要和你討一下論你為何堅持要在高譚市受折磨... I want to discuss why you insist on languishing in Gotham City...
像某個低級的秘書般 as some lowly secretary.
是低級助理 Lowly assistant.
瑟琳娜，記得我們的聖誕出遊計劃嗎? Selina, about that Christmas getaway we planned...
我將要獨自去 I'm going alone.
蕭博士說我需要獨處而非附屬品 Dr. Shaw says I need to be my own person, not an appendage.
某些附屬品! Some appendage!
瑟琳娜凱爾的答錄機裡盛宴永不停息 The party never stops on Selina Kyle's answering machine.
我應該讓他贏得最後一場壁球比賽的 I should've let him win that last racquetball game.
哈囉...瑟琳娜.凱爾 Hello...Selina Kyle.
我們打電話是想要告訴你有種新的高譚女士香水 We're calling to tell you about exciting new Gotham Lady perfume.
它會使女人感覺像女人...而且男人們也不會有任何抱怨 It makes women feel like women...and the men have no complaints either.
嗨! 瑟琳娜，這是你自己 Hi Selina, this is yourself
這是你自己提醒你你得回辦公室去... This is yourself reminding you to come all the way back to the office...
除非你記得帶布鲁斯.韋恩的檔案回家... if you forgot the Bruce Wayne file...
你這個笨蛋! You stupid corn dog!
(許瑞克百貨公司)
加班嗎? Working late?
我只是在幫你預備明早和布鲁斯.韋恩開會的資料 I'm just boning up for your Bruce Wayne meeting in the morning.
我調出了有關發電廠企劃案的所有檔案... I pulled all of the files on the proposed power plant...
以及韋恩先生的投資文件 and Mr. Wayne's investment.
我甚至打開了受保護檔...多麼勤奮啊! I even opened the protected files...How industrious!
你是如何打開受保護檔的? How did you open the protected files?
我可以問一下嗎? May I ask?
我想你的密碼是"吉拉多"，你的吉娃娃的名字，而事實確實如此 I figured your password was "Geraldo," your chihuahua, and it was.
這實在非常有趣 This is all very interesting,
雖然在技術上有一點難懂... though a bit on the technical side...
發電廠只是個名義上的發電廠... about how the power plant is a power plant in name only...
因為，事實上，這將是一個巨大的...巨大的...電容器 since, in fact, it's going to be a big, giant...big, giant...capacitor.
而且，它不會產生電力，它反而會吸收高譚市的... And, instead of generating power, it'll be sucking power from...
電力...並貯存起來... Gotham City...and storing it...
囤積它...stockpiling it...
我想說，這是一種非常新穎的方法 which is a very novel approach, l'd say.
你會將此事告訴誰? Who'd you say this to?
没有人 Nobody.
好奇會使貓如何呢? What did curiosity do to the cat?
我不是貓我只是個助理一個秘書 I'm no cat. I'm just an assistant. A secretary.
而且是非常好的一個 And a very good one.
太好了? Too good?
聽著...那是我們的秘密 說實話 Listen...it's our secret. Honest.
你怎能對一個無意義的人如此殘忍? 這個發電廠... How can you be so mean to someone so meaningless? This power plant...
是我的傳家寶 是我留下的 為了奇普 is my legacy. lt's what I leave behind. For Chip.
任何事都無法阻止它 Nothing must prevent that.
好吧，動手吧! OK,Go ahead.
恐嚇我 欺壓我，如果這讓你感覺自己很偉大的話 Intimidate me. Bully me, if it makes you feel big.
你又不可能殺了我! It's not like you can kill me!
事實上，事情就有可能 Actually, it's a lot like that.
什麼? What?
有那麼一瞬間，你真的嚇到我了 For a second, you really frightened me.
真的嗎? Really?
親愛的，我回來了! Honey, I'm home!
哦，我忘了 我還沒有結婚 Oh, I forgot. I'm not married.
瑟琳娜，這是你的母親 打電話給我 Selina, this is your mother. Call me.
瑟琳娜，這是你的母親 你為什麼不回我電話？ Selina, this is your mother. Why haven't you called me back?
哈囉，瑟琳娜.凱爾 Hello, Selina Kyle.
我們打電話只是想確定你已試用過高譚女士香水 We're just calling to make sure you've tried Gotham Lady perfume.
在辦公室只要噴一下你老板會要你下班後留下來... One whiff of this and your boss will ask you to stay after work...
開二人燭光員工會議 for a candlelight staff meeting for two.
高譚女士香水 許瑞克百貨公司僅售 Gotham Lady perfume. Exclusively at Shreck's department store.
不! No
我不知道你覺得如何，貓咪小姐，但我覺得... I don't know about you, Miss Kitty, but I feel...
可口多了 so much yummier.
女士們、先生們; Ladies and gentlemen;
我再次站在你們面前 I stand before you again
遣責我們城市中所面臨的城市混亂 to denounce the urban chaos we live with in our city.
它必須停止 它會停止的！ It's got to stop.It's going to stop!
我們的社區正在分崩離析...在這個應該聚合的時節 Our community is coming apart...in a season when it should be coming together.
我不在乎憤世嫉俗者會說什麼 這是聖誕節季節 I don't care what the cynics may say. This is the Christmas season...
這是聖誕節季節...而且應該是愈合的時候 This is the Christmas season...and should be a healing time.
我不只以官員的身份聲明...但更以丈夫與父親的立場說 I say that not only as an official...but as a husband and a father.
昨晚的暴力事件不會再發生 Last night's violence won't happen again.
我不太善於言詞，所以我只會說："謝謝" I'm not good at speeches, so l'll just say, "Thanks."
這是可怕的企鵝人 It's the hideous Penguin Man.
求你别傷害我的孩子 Just don't hurt my baby, please.
這是數分鐘前在高譚廣場發生的非凡一幕 This was the remarkable scene only minutes ago in Gotham Plaza.
神秘的企鵝拯救了市長的孩子的生命-然後宣布他的存在 The mysterious Penguin saving the life of the Mayor's baby -then announcing his presence.
我想要的回報...是一個找到我父母的機會 All I want in return...is a chance...to find my Mom and Dad.
一個查出他們是誰的機會... A chance to find out who they are...
以及...我是誰的機會 and thusly...who I am.
然後...和我的父母一起... And then...with my parents...
嘗試理解...為什麼 try to understand...why.
為何他們做出他們覺得非做不可的事... Why they did what I guess they felt they had to do...
對一個孩子...to a child...
一個生來...有點不同的孩子 who was born...a little different.
一個在下水道渡過第一個聖誕節... A child...who spent his first Christmas...
以及其後許多個的...孩子 and many since...in a sewer.
韋恩先生? 有什麼問題嗎? 没有 Mr. Wayne? Something wrong? No
他的父母 His parents.
這一畫面，直接拍自高譚廣場 This scene, direct from Gotham Plaza.
我希望他能找到他們 I hope he finds them.
他就在那裡，站在高譚市領導人物麥克斯許瑞克旁邊 There he is, standing alongside Gotham's leading citizen, Max Shreck.
檔案室
企鵝不能受打擾檔案室! 這是公共場所! Penguin's not to be disturbed! It's a public place!
走開 現在 動起來 你違反憲法第一修正案妨礙新聞自由! Walk. Now. Move. Freedom of the press!
等一下 Wait a minute.
那重新發掘尊嚴的你的根的自由又如何呢...隱私有尊嚴嗎？ What about the freedom to rediscover your roots...with dignity in privacy?
企鵝是你的私人好友嗎? Is the Penguin a personal friend?
他是全市的私人好友，所以發發慈悲吧! He's a personal friend of the whole city, so have a heart.
讓憲法休息一下 現在是聖誕節 Give the Constitution a rest. lt's Christmas.
"紅三角馬戲團用兇猛的獅子上演了一場精彩的表演" "Red Triangle Circus put on a swell show with fierce lions.
"馬戲團回來表演兩周..."孩子們會喜歡..." 謝謝 "Circus returns for two weeks..."Kids will love..." Thanks.
是冷的! 是馬鈴薯奶油濃湯 Cold! lt's vichyssoise.
本來就該是冷的 It's supposed to be cold.
"馬戲團帶著一場怪胎表演回來了 可能不適合小孩觀看" "Circus is back with a freak show. May not be suitable for kids.
"由獅子狗女士主演..." "Featuring a poodle lady...
"世上最胖的人...和極地鳥男孩" "the world's fattest man...and Aquatic Bird Boy."
為什麼你決心證明...這隻企鵝並不像他看起來的那樣？ Why are you determined to prove...that this Penguin is not what he seems?
你一定得當全城唯一的"人獸"嗎? Must you be the only lonely "man-beast" in town?
"在數個城鎮發生無數兒童失蹤的報導後" "Circus folded its tents yesterday..."
"馬戲團昨天收起帳篷..." "after reports of missing children in several towns."
"警方已經關閉了紅三角的表演場" "Police have closed down the Red Triangle's fairgrounds."
"然而，至少一名畸型表演者" "However, at least one freak show performer vanished"
"在接受偵訊之前就失蹤了" "before he could be questioned."
我想你現在覺得好多了 先生 I suppose you feel better now.
没有 No.
事實上，我覺得更糟了 Actually, I feel worse.
你怎麼還在外面？ Why're you still out?
你是在關心那個奇怪、英雄般的企鵝人嗎? Are you concerned about that strange, heroic Penguin person?
我想他知道他的父母是誰 I think he knows who his parents are.
還有別的事 There's something else.
企鵝先生...企鵝是一種不會飛的鳥！ Mr. Penguin...A penguin is a bird that cannot fly!
我是個人! I am a man!
我有名字! I have a name!
奥兹瓦.卡伯波特! Oswald Cobblepot!
卡伯波特先生你永遠無法和他們和解嗎？ You'll never be able to settle with them?
没錯 True.
我是他們的"長子"... I was their "Number One" son...
而他們把我當作二號人物對待 and they treated me like number two.
但害怕非自然之物...是不尋常的 But it's human nature to fear...the unusual.
也許...當我用晶亮的鳍拿著我的...寶貴嬰兒玩具... Perhaps...when I held my...Tiffany baby rattle...with a shiny flipper...
而不是五根胖乎乎的手指時... instead of five chubby digits...
他們驚怕了 they freaked.
但我原諒他們 But I forgive them.
企鵝原諒父母! "我對自己與世界都感到很平和!" Penguin forgives parents! "I'm at peace with myself and the world! "
"只要你有心便不需要手" "Don't need hands as long as you got heart."
"我的心充滿了愛 我感覺有五英呎高" "My heart is filled with love. I feel five feet tall."
他就像一隻變成王子的青蛙 不，他更像一隻企鵝 He's like a frog that became a prince. No, he's more like a penguin.
現在，現在，漂亮的小東西 Now, now, pretty little thing.
乖乖聽話 Nice and easy.
我只是喜歡一個大男人他不害怕在只有他一半身材的人面前展示自己 I just love a big man who's not afraid to show it with someone half his size.
温柔一點，這是我的第一次 Be gentle, it's my first time.
井字遊戲 Tic, tac, toe.
謝謝我...你讓事情變得容易，不是嗎？ Thanks I...You make it easy, don't you?
總是等著蝙蝠俠來拯救你 Always waiting for some Batman to save you.
我是貓女... I am Catwoman...
聽我怒吼 hear me roar.
我想請你喝咖啡，但我的助理正在休假 I'd offer you coffee, but my assistant is using her vacation time.
好時機 反正過年之前 Good time. Everyone but
除了攔路大盗之外大家都會偷懶到新年後 the bandits'll be slacking off till after New Year.
我不確定是否喜歡你的這個推論 布鲁斯 Not sure I like the inference.
抱歉麥克斯未發覺我有做了一個推論 Didn't realize I made one.
我現在正在推動這個發電廠計劃因為以後它的成本會更高 I'm pushing this power plant now because it'll cost more later.
省一百萬等於賺一百萬 A million saved is a million earned.
我委託編寫了這份報告 看看吧! I commissioned this report. Take a look at it.
麥克斯重點是高譚市已供電過量 Gotham City has a power surplus.
我確信你知道這一點 I'm sure you know that.
我的問題是...你的角度是什麼？ My question is...what's your angle?
供電過量? 布鲁斯，你真丟臉！ Power surplus? Bruce, shame on you!
沒這回事 電力再多都不嫌多 No such thing. One can never have too much power.
如果我的生命若有何意義，那就是意義 If my life has a meaning, that's the meaning.
我將與你唱反調 I'll fight you.
我已經和市長談過了而且我們同意 因此... I've already spoken to the Mayor and we agree.
市長來來去去 貴族很容易没落 Mayors come and go. Blue bloods tire easily.
你以為能和拳王許瑞克打上十五回合嗎? Can you go 15 rounds with Muhammad Shreck?
我想我們會知道的 I guess we'll find out.
當然，我身邊没有像卡伯波特那種犯罪集團首領的支持 Of course, I don't have a crime boss like Cobblepot in my corner.
因此也許...犯罪集團首領? Crime boss?
展示你所知道的，天之驕子先生 Shows what you know Mr. To-the-manor-born- with-a-silver-spoon.
奥兹瓦是高譚的新英雄 Oswald is Gotham's new golden boy.
如果他父母沒有拋棄他，你們倆只能在預科學校睡一張床了 If his parents hadn't 86'ed him, you'd have been bunkies at prep school.
奥兹瓦他控制紅三角幫 He controls the Red Triangle Gang.
我還無法證明，但我們都知道... I can't prove it yet, but we both...
韋恩我不允許辦公室内有揭人隱私之舉 I'll not stand for mud-slinging in this office.
如果我的助理在這裡，她早就護送你出去了 If my assistant was here, she'd have already escorted you out.
他想去的任何地方 Anywhere he wants.
最好是夜總會巖穴...或者...隱密的藏身處 Preferably some nightspot grotto...or...secluded hideaway.
好西裝 謝謝 Nice suit.
瑟琳娜 Selina
瑟琳娜 瑟琳娜 那是我的名字 百萬麥克斯 Selina Selina That's my name,
別把它穿壞了，否則我會讓你給我買一個新的赔我 don't wear it out or l'll make you buy me a new one.
瑟琳娜 Selina
這是布鲁斯...韋恩 This is Bruce...Wayne.
我們見過 We've met.
我們有嗎? 不，我很抱歉 我誤以為自己是别人了 Have we? No, I'm sorry. I mistook me for somebody else.
你的意思是，"誤認我了" You mean, "mistook me."
我誤以為我...對 我是那麼說的嗎? Isn't that what I said?
不 我不這麼認為 I don't think so.
發生了什麼事? What happened?
你受傷了嗎...在那個滑雪坡上？ Did you hurt yourself...on that ski slope?
這就是你縮短假期的原因嗎？回來了？ Is that why you cut short your vacation? Came back?
一片模糊 It's a blur.
我是說未完全失去記憶 Not complete amnesia.
我記得瑪麗·瑪格麗特修女在教堂嘔吐 I remember Sister Mary Margaret puking in church.
而貝西萊利說那是害喜孕吐 And Betsy saying it was morning sickness.
而且還有一次我忘記穿內褲去學校... And the time I forgot to wear my underpants to school...
而注意到這一點的男孩名叫瑞奇.佛萊伯格 and the name of the boy who noticed was Ricky Friedburg.
他已經死了 He's dead now.
但昨晚...完全模糊 But last night...complete blur.
你就不能死嗎？ Couldn't you just die?
瑟琳娜 Selina
拜託...Please...
送韋恩先生出去 show out Mr. Wayne.
樂意之至 With pleasure.
你的外套，韋恩先生 Your coat, Mr. Wayne.
你看起來不像是和許瑞克先生做生意的人 You don't seem like the type who does business with Shreck.
你也是，那種聽從他命令的人 哦，那是一個... Nor you, the type to take orders from him. Well, that's a...
說來話長 我可以騰出一些時間 long story. I could free up some time.
我的電話有登記了 我被誘惑了 我得工作 I'm listed. I'm tempted. I'm working.
我要走了 I'm leaving.
爸爸 你相信她所說的嗎? 女人 You buy that blurry business? Women.
除了你已逝世的母親 沒有什麼能讓我驚訝的 Nothing surprises me. Except your late mother.
誰會想到瑟琳娜竟有能毁壞的腦袋? Who'd have thought Selina had a brain to damage?
最壞的底線? 她企圖勒索我 Bottom line? She tries to blackmail me,
我將她推出更高的窗 此時我還有更重要的事要做 I'll drop her out of a higher window.Meantime l've got badder fish to fry.
奥兹瓦...我是麥克斯 Oswald...it's Max.
你在家嗎? You're home?
你最近怎麼樣？ How you been?
你的家人 有一個家庭真好 Your extended family. Good to have a family.
我現在不想被打擾 I'd rather not be disturbed now.
下樓來，奥兹瓦 我要給你一個驚喜 Come on downstairs, Oswald. I have a surprise.
我不喜歡驚喜 I don't like surprises.
下來吧! Come on.
别偷看 Don't peek.
你會破壞驚喜的 You'll spoil it.
對奉承是個重擔 天知道我知道 Adulation is a cross to bear. God knows I know.
但必須有人取代我們的地位，阻礙我們的進步 But someone's got to supplant our standing in the way of progress.
别否認，卡伯波特先生，你有那種魔力 And don't deny it, Mr. Cobblepot, you've got the magic.
你的魅力比我們倆都大 下來吧! Your charisma's bigger than both of us. Come on down.
市長 Mayor.
市長 麥克斯 Mayor.
十一月選舉 現在是十二月下旬 Elections happen in November. lt's late December.
不用擔心 Don't worry.
我想讓你見見我的形象顧問珍和喬希 I want you to meet Jen and Josh, my image consultants.
這裡 收回你與生俱來的權利 Here. Reclaim your birthright.
我是珍 嗨! I'm Jen.
好的，讓我們看看 Okay, let's see.
首先我要做的是將這些小手套戴在你手上 What l'd like to do first is put these gloves on you.
我們的研究告訴我們選民喜歡手指 Our research tells us that voters like fingers.
所以如果將它藏起來我們... So if we were to just lose this....
我們下次再戴 We'll do it another time.
下水道没多少能反光的平面，蛤？ Not a lot of reflective surfaces in the sewer, huh?
儘管如此，情況可能會更糟 我的鼻子可能血流不止 Still, could be worse. My nose could be gushing blood.
你這是什麼意思？ What do you mean by that?
所有人，回去工作! Everybody, back to work!
讓我們來創造...一個市長 Let's make...a mayor!
你是對的，我們錯過了正常排定的選舉... You're right, we missed the regular election...
但當選官員可以被改選彈劾 but elected officials can be recalled.
給予罷黜 像尼克森、艾格紐 Given the boot. Look at Nixon, Agnew.
然後再想想你...奥兹瓦.卡伯波特填補其空缺 Then think of you...Oswald Cobblepot, filling the void.
我想填補她的空缺 I'd like to fill her void.
我們需要簽名以促成改選那些 我能供應 奥兹瓦 We'll need signatures to overturn the ballot. I can supply those.
教她我的法國鳍把戲 Teach her my French flipper trick.
奥兹瓦 我們還需要一樣東西 We need one more thing.
一塊踏板嗎? A platform?
停止環球温室效應 開始環球冷却效應 Stop global warming. Start global cooling.
讓世界成為一個冰箱 Make the world an icebox.
我喜歡 但要改選市長，我們必須有一個觸媒導火線 I like it. But to get the Mayor recalled, we must have a catalyst.
"你做得很好，卡伯波特市長" "You're doing great, Mayor Cobblepot."
"你的餐桌準備好了，卡伯波特市長" "Your table is ready, Mayor Cobblepot."
"我需要你，奥兹瓦 我現在需要你" "I need you, Oswald. I need you now."
"那是我見過最大的陽傘" "That's the biggest parasol l've ever seen."
很快就會發生像東京灣或國會大廈火災這樣的事件... Soon an incident like the Gulf of Tonkin, or the Reichstag fire...
你要我上面的老朋友...使市長發狂嗎? 正是 You want my old friends up there...to drive the Mayor into a foaming frenzy?
聽來很有趣 但是... Sounds fun. But...
我不能分神，麥克斯 我有自己的事情要處理 I mustn't get sidetracked, Maxie. l have my own things to tend to.
分神? 奥兹瓦 Sidetracked?
這是你完成命運的機會... This is your chance to fulfill a destiny...
這是被你父母草率抛棄的天命 your parents carelessly discarded.
你的意思是重拾我與生俱來的權利？ Reclaim my birthright, you mean?
想像一下，身為市長後，你將得到媒體的注意... Imagine, as Mayor, you have the ear of the media...
能接觸到工業界的領袖無限的嬉鬧 access to the captains of industry...unlimited poontang.
你討價還價真是太划算了，麥克斯 You drive a hard bargain, Maxie.
好吧，我會成為市長 All right, l'll be Mayor.
燒吧，寶貝，燒吧! Burn, baby, burn! !
她是誰? 她是什麼? Who is she? What is she?
我不知道是要開槍還是墜入愛河 I don't know whether to open fire or fall in love.
你們這些可憐的傢伙 總是混淆你的手槍和你的私處 You poor guys. Always confusing your pistols with your privates.
别傷害我們 小姐 我們的薪水不到三百塊 Don't hurt us. Our take-home's under 300.
你們的薪水太高了 滚吧! You're overpaid. Hit the road.
盡管打我吧! Go ahead and hit me.
欣賞你的手工藝嗎? Admiring your handiwork?
參觀暴亂場面 Touring the riot scene.
沉重地評估破壞情况 Gravely assessing the devastation.
盡榮耀的市長職責 Upstanding-Mayor stuff.
你不是市長 You're not Mayor.
世事多變化 Things change.
你想要什麼？ What do you want?
直接門徑 The direct approach.
我欣賞一個戴著面具的人能如此 I admire that in a man with a mask.
你真的認為你會贏，是嗎？ You don't really think you'll win, do you?
世事多變化 Things change.
我先看到她的 得走了 I saw her first. Got to fly.
你怎麼能如此? 我是個女人! How could you? I'm a woman!
對不起 我...I'm sorry.I...
就像我說的，我是個女人而且不能讓人視為理所當然 As I was saying, I'm a woman and can't be taken for granted.
人生無常，現在我也是 Life's a bitch, now so am l.
你是誰? Who are you?
蝙蝠後面的人是誰？ Who's the man behind the bat?
也許你能幫我找出... Maybe you can help me find...
在貓背後的...女人 the woman...behind the cat.
不，那不是你 No, that's not you.
這才是你 Here you are.
被貓便盒救了一條命 Saved by kitty litter.
混蛋! Bastard!
阿爾弗雷德...Alfred...
幫我拿一些消毒軟膏 好嗎? bring me some antiseptic ointment. would you?
來了 你會痛嗎，先生? Coming. Are you in pain, sir?
不盡然會 Not really.
謝謝...可能救了市長的的寶貝孩子... I may have saved the Mayor's baby...
但我拒絕拯救如嬰兒般束手無策的市長... but I refuse to save a mayor...who stood by, helpless as a baby...
當高譚市飽受疾病蹂躪時... while Gotham was ravaged by a disease...
使老鹰童子軍患病成為瘋狂的小丑... that turned Eagle Scouts into crazed clowns...
而且把快樂的家庭主婦變成貓女 謝謝 and happy homemakers into catwomen. Thank you.
奥兹瓦卡伯波特，吸引高譚市的神秘獸人，謝謝 Oswald Cobblepot, the mystery man-beast, Thank you.
今天宣布要競選高譚市長 謝謝 made his bid to run Gotham.
卡伯波特先生，你是年輕人最酷的榜樣 Mr. Cobblepot, you are the coolest role model a young person could have.
而且你是模範能得到的最炙手可熱的年輕人 And you're the hottest young person...a role model could have.
這裡來 Here.
戴個徽章 Wear a button.
讓我幫你戴在這裡 Let me just get it on here.
謝謝你們 Thank you.
市長的事不是為了權力，而是為了接觸人民 This mayor stuff is not about power, it's about reaching out to people.
非關權力而是接觸人民 撫摸人民 Touching people. Groping people.
企鵝 我的名字不叫企鵝! Penguin. My name is not Penguin!
我是奥兹瓦.卡伯波特 It's Oswald Cobblepot.
奥兹瓦，有人要見你 Oswald, there's somebody here to see you.
正是我一直在尋找的女人 Just the pussy l've been looking for.
這裡真冷 It's chilly in here.
我會使你温暖 冷靜，奥兹瓦 I'll warm you. Down, Oswald.
我們需要談談 We need to talk.
你看...你和我有一些共同點 You see...you and I have something in common.
聽來很熟悉 Sounds familiar.
毁滅的癖好? 對流行大師的鄙視? Appetite for destruction? Contempt for czars of fashion?
等等，别告訴我 赤裸裸的性魅力? Wait, don't tell me. Naked sexual charisma?
蝙蝠俠 Batman.
我們的共同仇敵 藥膏中的蒼蠅 The thorn in both our sides. The fly in our ointment.
藥膏? Ointment?
我會有氣味和無氣味的 我會再回來 I've got scented and unscented. l'll come back later.
對了，你是登記投票人嗎? 我是市長候選人 Perchance, are you a registered voter? I'm a mayoral prospect.
今天我只有一個目的 打倒蝙蝠 I have but one pet cause today. Ban the Bat.
哦，又是他 没問題 他已經成為歷史了 你看吧! Oh, him again. No bother. He's already history. Check it out.
我們要拆開他的蝙蝠車將它變成活動氫彈 We'll disassemble his Batmobile and turn it into an H-bomb on wheels.
不 No,
他的力量甚至比殉教者還大 He'd have even more power as a martyr.
要消滅蝙蝠俠，我們必須 To destroy Batman, we must
首先把他變成他最討厭的人 first turn him into what he hates the most.
也就是，我們 Namely, us.
你是指陷害他? Frame him?
甚至還沒有上任而就已經成為敵人的名單了 Not even in office yet and already an enemies list.
那些名字不能任人窺探 Those names are not for prying eyes.
我為什麼要信任某個貓娘呢? Why should I trust some catbroad anyway?
也許你只是個心理不平衡的名媛... Maybe you're a screwed-up sorority chick getting back at daddy...
為父親未在十六歲時買那隻小馬而生報復之心 for not buying her that pony when she turned 16.
好鳥 對 Nice birdie.
可愛的小貓 可愛的小貓 Nice kitty. Nice kitty.
蝙蝠俠用汽油彈擊中了我的手臂 Batman napalmed my arm.
正當在我才開始滿意自己時他就害我跌落谷底 He knocked me off a building just when I started to feel good about myself.
我要在他墜落時扮演重要角色 I want to play an integral part in his degradation.
計劃正在形成 A plan is forming.
我想加入 I want in.
一想到要打倒蝙蝠俠就令我覺得... The thought of busting Batman makes me feel all...
骯髒 dirty.
或許我就在這裡給自己洗個澡 Maybe l'll just give myself a bath right here.
我向市長挑戰... I challenge the Mayor...
明晚重新點燃在高譚廣場的聖誕樹 to relight the Christmas tree in Gotham Plaza tomorrow night.
先生，我們要不要換個頻道 Sir, shall we change
換一個有點尊嚴和品味的節目? the channel to a program with some dignity and class?
或許可看"愛的連線" "The Love Connection" perhaps?
我對市長沒有信心 I have no faith in the Mayor.
但我希望並祈禱...那個蝙蝠俠...將能出現來維護和平 But I hope and pray...that Batman...will be present to preserve the peace.
非常感謝，謝謝 狡猾 Thank you very much, thank you Subtle.
你為什麼這樣做？ Why are you doing this?
瑟琳娜? Selina?
抱歉，我不是故意嚇你的 嚇我? 不 我只是在嚇唬自己 Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you. Scare me? No I was just scaring myself.
我不知道怎麼了，但是...很高興見你 I don't see how, but....lt's nice to see you
在現實世界中，遠離許瑞克 in the real world, away from Shreck.
很高興能在這裡 It's nice to be here.
你没事吧? You okay?
你看起來似乎得了假期憂鬱症之類的 You look like you have the holiday blues or something.
天哪，這些天的新聞 真怪異! Boy, the news these days. Weird!
我在電視上聽說貓女體重140磅 I heard on TV that Catwoman weighs 140 pounds.
不知這些駭客爛記者晚上怎麼睡得著? How do these hacks sleep at night?
這甚至不精確 "蝙蝠俠搞砸了它" It's not even accurate. "Batman blows it."
他可能挽救了數百萬美金的財產 He probably saved millions in property damage.
你不會是要去看重新點燃聖誕樹吧? You're not going to the relighting of the tree, are you?
不是 我不想死在那裡 I wouldn't be caught dead there.
今晚這將是一個寒冷小鎮上的熱情之夜 It's going to be a hot time on a cold town tonight.
你有黑暗的一面，不是嗎？ You got kind of a dark side, don't you?
不比你黑暗 布鲁斯 No darker than yours. Bruce
你何不到我家去而且我們可以一起看電視? Why don't you come over and we can watch it on TV?
點樹燈儀式 The tree-lighting ceremony.
不行 今晚我必須去某個地方 I can't. I have to be somewhere tonight.
五點來吃頓晚餐如何? 讓我們說六點? How about coming for dinner at 5? Let's say 6?
好 五點 五點你和我 好 Five. Five. You and me.
樹燈亮了然後我按下按鈕 The tree lights up and then I push the button.
等等，等等 我按下按鈕，樹就亮了 Wait, wait. I push the button, then the tree lights up.
你是誰? 星探 Who are you? Talent scout.
進來 Come in.
我不僅僅是點樹燈 我也是一名女演員 I don't just light trees. I'm an actress as well.
那是什麼? 相機什麼的？ What is that thing? A camera or something?
說"起士" Say "Cheese!"
起士 Cheese.
謝謝，阿爾弗雷德 Thanks, Alfred.
我確信他是一個很好的同伴... I'm sure he's wonderful company...
但富有單身漢不會有點無聊嗎？ but doesn't the gold-plated-bachelor bit get a little stale?
我想很像孤獨的秘書綜合症 A lot like the lonely-secretary syndrome, I guess.
執行助理 Executive Assistant.
抱歉 Sorry.
秘書 Secretary.
有女朋友嗎? Any girlfriend?
當然 Sure
你的意思是，認真的嗎？ You mean, as in serious?
没有 有過一個，沒有用 出了什麼問題? 慢著! Had one, didn't work. What went wrong? Hang on!
我想我知道! I think I know!
你對她隱瞞了秘密? 不 我把一切都告訴了她 You kept things from her. I told her everything.
那個事實嚇到了她嗎? The truth frightened her?
有兩個事實... There are two truths...
你知道嗎? you know?
她無法調和他們因為我也無法...調和他們 She had trouble reconciling them because I had trouble...reconciling them.
是的 Yes
維琪以為...維琪? Vicki thought...Vicki?
溜冰好手或空姐? Ice skater or stewardess?
不，她是一名攝影記者 No, she was a photojournalist.
對你的...雙重性的困擾維琪的看法對嗎? Was Vicki right about your...difficulty with duality?
你看...如果我說是的，那麼... You see...if I say yes, then...
你會認為我是一個...殺人狂(諾曼·貝茨，泰德·邦迪)類型的人，而且... you'll think of me as a...Norman Bates, a Ted Bundy type and...
你可能不會讓我吻你 You might not let me kiss you.
總是讓你失望的是那些所謂的正常人 It's the so-called normal guys who always let you down.
病態從來不會嚇到我 至少他們是忠誠的 Sicko's never scare me. At least they're committed.
是的 Yeah
不 我不能那麼做 我也是 I can't do that. Neither can l.
冰雪公主被綁架了 這是一份特别報導 The lce Princess has been kidnapped. This is a special bulletin.
戈登署長你能否證實蝙蝠俠涉嫌綁架的傳聞嗎? Can you confirm Batman's suspected involvement in the abduction?
這個證據純粹是間接的 The evidence is purely circumstantial.
它上面沾了血跡 This was found, stained with blood,
這是在失蹤女孩的更衣室裡發現的 in the missing girl's dressing room.
我得走了 不，這是你的房子 I must go. No, it's your house.
等一下 坐一會兒 放輕鬆點，我很快就回來 Hold on. Just sit for a second. Relax and l'll be right back.
阿爾弗雷德 我得到廣場去 我看到它了 I've got to go to the plaza. I saw it
是的 我知道他是在求我出現 I know he is begging me to show.
因此我希望你别理他，但我不能 那是綁架案 I hoped you'd snub him I can't. It's kidnapping.
這是你要做的 Here's what you'll do.
媽的！Shit!
告訴瑟琳娜，凱爾小姐 Tell Selina, Ms. Kyle,
我得進城去 I had to go out of town
告訴她我有一筆大生意要處理或者...你知道什麼嗎？ Tell her I had a big business deal or...You know what?
告訴她...讓她知道... Tell her...let her know,way...
不是用愚蠢的"做我的女友"的方法 not in some kind of dumb, "be-my-girlfriend"
我會轉達這個消息的 I'll relay the message.
凱爾小姐 Ms. Kyle,
韋恩先生讓我告訴你... Mr. Wayne told me to tell you that...
布鲁斯，是的 Bruce, yes.
可否代我告訴他...我一直在經歷...很多變化和... Would you tell him...l've been going through...a lot of changes and....
只是...告訴他我的突然離去並非拒絕 Just that...this is not a rejection my abruptly leaving.
事實上，他使我覺得有... In fact, he makes me feel the way...
我希望我真的是的感受 I hope I really am.
不! No
你能編個(一首十四行詩或一首骯髒的打油詩)借口嗎? Could you just make up a sonnet or a dirty limerick?
我剛剛想到了一個 One has just sprung to mind.
這邊，夫人 This way, ma'am.
抱歉 Sorry
女士們先生們 Ladies and Gentlemen.
女士們先生們 請注意一下好嗎? Ladies and Gentlemen. Please, may I have your attention?
我知道對於你們中的許多人而言...近來高譚似乎禍患頻繁 I know that to many of you...Gotham seems a bit beleaguered these days.
但我想讓你知道你們選出的官員 But I want you to know your elected officials...
與你們的警察部門...已經控制住情势 and your police department...have the situation well in hand.
會痛的 謝謝你 Gotta hurry. Thank you.
這是陷阱 好讓人覺得是我做的 It was set up.
别擔心 我會告訴警方的 I'll tell the police
我是被一個有魚腥味的醜陋鳥人綁架的 I was kidnapped by an ugly birdman with fish breath.
有人提到魚嗎? Did somebody say fish?
我整天都沒吃飯呢! I haven't been fed all day.
吃地板吧! Eat floor.
高纖維 High fiber.
嘿，帥哥...Hey, stud...
我以為我們互相吸引 I thought we had something together.
没錯 We do.
得走了 Got to go.
女孩間的悄悄話 Girl talk.
她放我走了 She let me go.
我想是因為我以女孩立場跟她講理 I reasoned with her, girl-to-girl.
小心 别動 Be careful. Don't move.
草地飛镖! Lawn dart!
有翅膀的老鼠，做你拿手的事吧! Rats with wings, do your thing.
蝙蝠俠推落冰雪公主! Batman pushed the Princess!
停火! Hold your fire!
你對我這種女孩很有吸引力 You're catnip to a girl like me.
英俊，迷人...並值得付出一切代價 Handsome, dazed...and to die for.
你若吃了檞寄生它可能會致命 Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it.
但是一個吻...如果你是認真的可能會更致命 But a kiss...can be even deadlier if you mean it.
你是這周第二個殺我的人 You're the second man who killed me this week.
但我還剩七條命 But l've got seven lives left.
我試過救你... I tried to save you...
似乎你企圖拯救的每個女人最終都死了 Seems like every woman you try to save ends up dead.
或者感到深深的怨恨 Or deeply resentful.
也許你該退休了 Maybe you should retire.
該死的 Damn.
真出色 Outstanding.
你是包裝在一個甜美的聖誕禮物包中的...美女與野獸 You're Beauty and the Beast...in one luscious Christmas gift pack.
你說你只要嚇嚇冰雪公主 You said you'd scare the lce Princess.
我覺得她看起來蠻害怕的 She looked pretty scared to me.
來點香檳嗎? Touch of the bubbly?
那麼我們還在等什麼呢？讓我們完成我們的邪惡聯盟吧! So what are we waiting for? Let's consummate our fiendish union.
你在說些什麼? What are you talking about?
哦，拜託 你無法想像嗎? Oh, come on. Can't you picture?
市長的華宅一片黑暗 It's the Mayor's mansion.
我精疲力盡，所以你走進臥室... I'm bushed, so here you come into the bedroom...
扭著你的小尾巴... twitching your little tail...
一手拿著拖鞋，一手拿著干馬提尼酒 拜託 my slippers in one hand, a dry martini in the other. Please.
我不會碰你來抓傷你 I wouldn't touch you to scratch you.
你這個討厭的賤人！我該閹掉你! 你發出了所有的訊號! You lousy minx! l'll have you spayed! You sent out all the signals!
我想我不再喜歡你了! I don't think I like you anymore!
再見，我非計畫中的人 上天堂吧! Good-bye, my unintended. Go to heaven.
謝謝 Thank you
他在這哩! There he is!
别調整你的荧幕 Don't adjust your sets.
歡迎光臨...奥兹瓦卡伯波特駕駛學校 Welcome...to the Oswald Cobblepot School of Driving.
先生們，開始你們的尖叫吧! Gentlemen, start your screaming.
現在提到這個可能不是時候，但我的駕照過期了 This may be a bad time to mention it, but my license is expired!
輕鬆點 Relax.
我會對付高譚市那些愛抱怨的討厭針頭木偶的! I'll take care of the squealing, wretched, pinhead puppets of Gotham!
你必須承認我像地獄裡的豎琴一樣演奏這座惡臭的城市！ You must admit I play this stinking city like a harp from hell!
十二點高空方向有個無助的老太太! Helpless old lady at 12 o'clock high!
這真奇怪 That's funny.
好啦! 現在我有點擔心了 Now I'm a little worried.
所以他活了下來。為什麼擔心？他甚至沒有失去一條腿！ So he survived. Why worry? He didn't even lose a limb!
他連四肢都没少一點! 眼球失禁都没有! An eyeball! Bladder control!
重點是 聽聽他們 他們對舊象徵已失去了信心 Listen to them. They've lost faith in old symbols.
他們已認同你是未來的代表了 They'll bond with you, the icon of the future.
若是成功，便别改變 If it works, don't fix it.
今晚我們將在我的年度舞會上慶祝... We'll celebrate tonight at my annual ball...
許瑞克和卡伯波特...有遠見的聯盟 Shreck and Cobblepot...the visionary alliance.
走吧! Go
當時間到了...為了確保我們美麗城市的安全 When it came time...to ensure the safety of our fair city...
市長有計劃嗎? did the Mayor have a plan?
没有! No!
他依賴一個人 He relied on a man.
一個蝙蝠俠 A Batman.
一個穿著服裝的怪胎的定時炸彈... A ticking time-bomb of a costumed freak...
我們最關心的是這個可怕的怪物 Our prime concern is this ghastly grotesque.
但我們不要忘記了修蝙蝠車 But let's not forget about repairing the Batmobile.
需要考慮安全問題 There's security to consider.
我們不能將它送到任何舊車身修車廠 We can't just take it to any old body shop.
安全問題? Security?
誰讓維琪·維爾進蝙蝠洞? Who let Vicki Vale into the Batcave?
我正在工作而我一轉身 她便在那裡 I'm working and I turn around. There she is.
"嗨，維琪 進來" "Hi, Vick. Come on in."
準備好了嗎? 我走樓梯 Ready? I'll take the stairs.
你們問我...我來這裡是否為了個人的榮耀上場? You ask...am I up here for personal glory?
不是 No.
我受苦多年
快樂的藏身於你們的大道下方
我渴望重新捕捉的榮耀...是高譚的榮耀! The glory that I yearn to recapture...is the glory of Gotham!
(頻道鎖定)
如何才能實現這一目標？ How can this be accomplished?
我知道...你們都很關心 I know...you're all concerned.
輕鬆點 Relax.
我會玩弄這個臭城市於掌股之間 I'll take care of the squealing, wretched, pinhead puppets of Gotham.
我没有那麼說 I didn't say that.
你必須承認 You must admit
我玩弄這個臭城市...就像來自地獄的豎琴！ I played this stinking city......like a harp from hell!
你必須承認... You must admit...
我玩弄這個臭城市就像來自地獄的豎琴！ I played this stinking city like a harp from hell!
等一下! Wait a minute!
為何老是有人帶著蛋和番茄去聽演講? Why does someone always bring eggs and tomatoes to a speech?
他在那裡 There is he
我的寶貝們 My babies.
你們想我嗎? Did you miss me?
很棒的演講，奥兹瓦 Great speech, Oswald.
我的名字不是奥兹瓦 My name is not Oswald!
是企鵝! It's Penguin!
我不是人類! I am not a human being!
我是動物 是冷血的 I am an animal. Cold-blooded!
啟動空調冷氣轉强! Crank the A.C.!
我的名單在哪裡？把名字給我！ Where are my lists? Bring me the names!
時候到了 這些是高譚市長子的名字 It's time. These are the names of the first-born sons of Gotham City.
就和我一樣 Just like I was.
而且和我一樣 And like me,
可怕的命運在等待著他們 a terrible fate waits for them.
今晚，當他們的父母狂歡時...他們將會夢想著... Tonight, while their parents party...they'll be dreaming away...
在他們的安全床上...他們柔軟的床...我們會抓住他們...把它們帶進下水道... in their safe cribs...their soft beds...and we'll snatch them...carry them into the sewer...
然後把他們扔進一個又深又黑的水墓中 and toss them into a deep, dark, watery grave.
企鵝? Penguin?
殺死熟睡兒童...豈不是有一點... Killing sleeping children...isn't that a little...
不，是很多 No, it's a lot.
韋恩先生 提醒你今晚 A reminder. Tonight is
由可惡的許瑞克先生舉辦的那個令人厭惡的派對 that loathsome party hosted by the odious Mr. Shreck.
我們能嚴正回絕嗎? 没興趣 May we R.S.V.P. in the resoundingly negative? Not interested.
不過...Although...
瑟琳娜.凱爾可能會在那裡 Selina Kyle might be there.
巧妙的服裝 Ingenious costume.
讓我來猜猜看 基金會好人 Let me guess. Trust-fund goodie-goodie.
感覺很好吧? Feeling good?
你差點使一個怪物當上高譚市長 You almost made a monster of the Mayor of Gotham City.
我是這個城市之光... I am the light of this City...
而且我是它惡毒，扭曲的靈魂 and I am its mean, twisted soul.
誰當市長有關係嗎? 對我而言是的 Does it matter who's Mayor? Does to me.
乏味無聊 Yawn.
聽著 昨天的事我很抱歉，但我... I'm sorry about yesterday, but I had...
有一件很重要的事情發生了 實際上，失敗了 a pretty big deal come through. Fall through, actually.
沒事的 我必須回家去餵我的貓 It's okay. I had to go home and feed my cat.
那沒有難受的感覺嗎？ No hard feelings, then?
事實上...Actually...
我會說，是半傷 semihard, I'd say.
寢具部有個大而舒適的雙人床 There's a big, comfy California King over in Bedding.
你說我們為什麼不... Why don't we....
脱掉我們的舞會服裝嗎? Take off our costumes?
我想我已厭倦戴面具了 I'm tired of wearing masks.
我也是 Me too.
告訴我一些事情 Tell me something.
你今晚為什麼來? Why'd you come tonight?
你先說 來看你 You first. To see you.
說得真好 Lovely.
我希望我也能這麼說，但我是來找麥克斯的 I wish I could say the same, but I came for Max.
你的意思是你... Do you mean you...
和麥克斯...and Max...
我和麥克斯? Me and Max?
不! No
不 這個和麥克斯 No. This and Max.
不! No
別告訴我殺死麥克斯解決不了任何問題，因為它會的 Don't tell me killing Max won't solve anything, because it will.
你難道不厭倦這個道貌岸然的強盜嗎... Aren't you tired of this sanctimonious robber-baron...
只是脫穎而出？他應該被埋在六英呎下才對 only coming out on top? He should be six feet under.
你可能和你的老闆之間有許多問題 You may have problems with your boss,
但是你以為你是什麼人? but who do you think you are?
我已經不再知道了，布鲁斯 I don't know anymore, Bruce.
檞寄生下的吻 A kiss under the mistletoe.
如果你吃了檞寄生它可能會致命 Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it.
但如果你是認真的... But a kiss can be even deadlier...
一個吻可能會更致命 if you mean it.
哦，我的天哪! Oh, my God.
我們必須開始打鬥嗎？ Do we have to start fighting?
我們到外面去 Let's go outside.
父親! 我的兒子 你没事吧? 是的 我很好 Father! Are you okay? I'm all right.
你們没邀我...所以我崩潰了！ You didn't invite me...so I crashed!
你想要什麼? What do you want?
現在，我的部隊正在全城搜尋你們的孩子! Right now, my troops are fanning out across town for your children!
是的! 你們的長子! Yes! For your first-born sons!
那些你留在家裡毫無防備的那個人... The ones you left defenseless at home...so you could dress up like jerks...
好讓你們能打扮得像傻瓜喝酒...盡情跳舞! get juiced and dance...badly!
我親自來...抓高譚最心愛的兒子...奇普許瑞克先生 I've personally come...for Gotham's favorite son...Mr. Chip Shreck.
跟我走，你這個大白痴! 以便死於，下面的下水道中! Come with me, you great white dope! ，To die, way down in the sewer!
别抓奇普 如果你還有人情味，就帶我去吧! Not Chip. lf you have any human feeling, take me instead.
我没有 因此，不行! I don't. So, no!
我才是你要的 I'm the one you want.
操縱和背叛你的不是麥克斯.許瑞克嗎? 不是麥克斯，不是奇普... Isn't it Max Shreck who manipulated and betrayed you? lsn't it Max, not Chip...
你想把他的眼球浸入未經處理的污水中嗎？ you want to immerse to his eyeballs in raw sewage?
好吧，你說的有理 Okay, you got a point.
我暫時會讓小王子活下去 I'll let the little prince live, for now.
進鴨子裡去! In the duck!
實在太好了... This is going to be good...
在高譚最有希望的作物成熟前...將它們砍斷 to cut down a whole crop of Gotham's most promising...before their prime.
你問我...我如何引誘他們進來？ You asked me...how do I lure them in?
一點"吹笛企鵝"把戲 A little "Pied Penguin" action.
你可以看著他們沉入...一池你的工業副產品中 And you get to watch them sink...into a deep puddle...of your industrial by-products.
然後...Then...
你加入他們 you join them.
快點並將那些孩子裝好 Hurry up and get those kids loaded.
這邊走，孩子們 跟我來 Right this way, kiddies. Come with me.
所以孩子們都在哪裡？ So where are all the children?
"愛親的企鵝; 孩子們很遺憾他們無法參加" "Dear Penguin; "The children regret they're unable to attend.
"蝙蝠俠" "Batman!"
我親愛的企鵝們... My dear penguins...
我們站在一個大的門檻上！ we stand on a great threshold!
害怕是正常的! It's okay to be scared!
你們中的許多人都不會回來了 Many of you won't be coming back.
由於蝙蝠俠... Thanks to Batman...
時機已經到來...來懲罰所有上帝的孩子！ the time has come...to punish all God's children!
長子，次子，三子，四子! First-, second-, third- and fourth-born!
為什麼要有偏見? 男性和女性! Why be biased? Male and female!
天哪，性别平等... Hell, the sexes are equal...
和他們的性感帶...炸得高高的！ with their erogenous zones...blown sky-high!
向前...走! Forward...march!
解放高譚行動...已經開始了！ The liberation of Gotham...has begun!
企鵝們正在地面上活動了 The penguins are moving above ground.
企鵝軍隊...正在接近高譚廣場的發射目的地 Penguin army...approaching launch destination at Gotham Plaza.
距離點火還有一分鐘 One minute until ignition.
他們不尊重我...所以我就讓他們送命! They wouldn't put me on a pedestal...so I'm laying them on a slab!
企鵝們聚集在高譚廣場 Penguins converging on Gotham Plaza.
距離點火還有三十秒 30 seconds until ignition.
發射後估計死亡人數;十萬人 Estimated casualties after launch; 100,000 people.
企鵝們已抵達高譚廣場 The penguins have reached Gotham Square.
距離點火還有十五秒 15 seconds to ignition.
準備好了，先生 Ready, sir.
已定好座標 Got the coordinates.
10 9 8 7! 10,9,8,7!
好了，讓他們轉向 是的，先生 Let's turn them around.
(頻率鎖定)
情况不對 Something is wrong.
訊號被干擾了 The signal is jammed.
他們似乎轉向了 They seem to be turning around.
過來 還有某種東西往這邊走來了 There is also something coming this way.
非常大 非常快 Very large. Very fast.
好的，追蹤信號的起源 Homing in on the signal's origin.
你嫉因為妒我是一個真正怪物...而你必須戴面具 You're jealous because I'm a genuine freak...and you have to wear a mask!
也許你說得對 You might be right.
但唯一重要的是;誰拿著雨傘 But what it all comes down to is; who's holding the umbrella?
我的寶貝! My babies!
我不知道你想要什麼 I don't know what you want,
但我可以毫不費力地得到它 but I can get it with a minimum of fuss.
錢 珠寶 Money. Jewels.
很大的一串珠寶 A very big ball of string.
你的血，麥克斯 Your blood, Max.
我在辦公室捐過了 I gave at the office.
只有半品脱 我要的是半加侖 A half-pint. I'm talking gallons.
讓我們來做筆交易！ Let's make a deal!
除了我的血，我能為你做什麼? Other than my blood, what can I do?
抱歉，麥克斯 以死換死 Sorry, Max. A die for a die.
你不僅僅是在拯救一條生命也是在拯救...閉嘴! You're not just saving a life...Shut up.
你要去坐牢了 You're going to jail.
别天真了 Don't be naive.
法律不適用於像他這樣的人...或者我們 The law doesn't apply to people like him...or us.
這兩點都是錯誤的 Wrong on both counts.
你為何要如此做? Why do this?
讓我們把他交給警方吧! Let's just take him to the police.
然後我們可以一起回家 Then we can go home...together.
瑟琳娜...Selina...
你沒看到嗎？don't you see?
我們是一樣的 We're the same.
由中間分裂為二 Split...down the center.
瑟琳娜 拜託 Please.
布鲁斯...Bruce...
我很想和你一起住在你的城堡中... I would love to live with you in your castle...
直到永遠，就像童話故事中一樣 forever, just like in a fairy tale.
我就是無法忍受自己 I just couldn't live with myself.
不要假裝這是一個快樂的結局 Don't pretend this is a happy ending.
瑟琳娜.凱爾 Selina Kyle.
你被開除了 You're fired.
還有布鲁斯.韋恩... And Bruce Wayne...
你為什麼打扮得像蝙蝠俠？ why are you dressed up like Batman?
因為他是蝙蝠俠，你這低能兒! Because he is Batman, you moron!
以前是 Was.
不要 Don't.
你殺我，企鵝殺我，蝙蝠俠殺我 You killed me, the Penguin killed me, Batman killed me.
去掉三條命 你有足够子彈解决我嗎? Three lives down. Got enough to finish me off?
只有一個辦法能知道 One way to find out.
4 5 Four. Five.
仍然活著! Still alive!
6 Six.
7 所有好女孩都上天堂 Seven. All good girls go to heaven.
還剩兩條命 Two lives left.
我想該留下一條過明年聖誕節 I'll save one for next Christmas.
但在這同時... But in the meantime...
吻一下如何，聖誕老人? how about a kiss, Santie Claus?
媽的！我選到一把可愛的 Shit! I picked a cute one.
熱氣使我不舒服 The heat's getting to me.
我會暫時謀殺你 I'll murder you momentarily.
但首先...我需要一杯清涼的飲料...冰水 But first...l need a cool drink...of ice water.
阿爾弗雷德，停車 Stop the car.
無論發生什麼...聖誕快樂，韋恩先生 Come what may...Merry Christmas, Mr. Wayne.
聖誕快樂，阿爾弗雷德 Merry Christmas, Alfred.
平安歸於人 Goodwill toward men.
和女人 And women.