♪ 我的老朋友黑暗 你好 Hello darkness, my old friend
♪ 我又来找你聊聊天 I've come to talk with you again
♪ 因为有个影像趁我睡着 Because a vision softly creeping
让·雷诺
♪ 偷偷爬进来深植在脑海 Left its seeds while I was sleeping
普罗旺斯的夏天 MY SUMMER IN PROVENCE
♪ 那脑海中的影像仍挥之不去 And the vision that was planted in my brain Still remains
♪ 如存在寂静中的声音 Within the sound of silence
♪ 辗转反侧梦里乍见 In restless dreams I walked alone
安娜·加列娜
♪ 独自漫步石板小街 Narrow streets of cobblestone
克洛伊·茹阿内
雨果·德休
卢卡斯·派里策
♪ 驻足街灯的光晕下 'Neath the halo of a street lamp
♪ 我竖起衣领抗湿冷瞬间 I turned my collar to the cold and damp
♪ 霓虹灯闪烁光芒刺痛双眼 When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light
♪ 那道光划破夜空 That split the night
♪ 也触动了寂静的声音 And touched the sound of silence
♪ 万千人群对这塑造的 And the people bowed
♪ 霓虹神膜拜 and prayed to the neon god they made.
编剧&导演 罗丝·伯胥
♪ 看板上的字体渐渐成形 And the sign flashed out its warning
♪ 警世的话一闪一闪 And the words that it was forming
♪ 看板写着：先知的话在地铁的墙壁 And the sign said:"The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls
♪ 和公寓的外墙上 and tenement halls
♪ 也在寂静的声音中低回 And whispered in the sound of silence."
这样对我们不公平 It's not fair on us.
都没有征求我们的同意 Nobody asked us. We're not 5 now.
我们不是5岁小孩We're not 5 now.
我们原本可以留在巴黎的 We could've stayed in Paris.
2个未成年的人 要独自留在巴黎2个月是吧 Sure. You're both under 18. Leave you alone in Paris for 2 months?
外婆 我们又不是小孩 We're not kids, Granny.
你妈也同意了 Your Mum agreed with me.
事发突然也没办法啊 It was a bolt from the blue.
现在正逢节庆前 Just before the holidays
大家都有自己的安排 everybody's made plans,
你妈人在蒙特利尔了 your mother's in Montreal...
那也还有时间啊 That could wait!
亲爱的 你听我说 Honey, these days,
今时今日 若是7月收到通知 if you get an offer in July .
可不会等到9月才行动 you don't wait till September.
这已经是最好的解决办法了 This was the best solution.
如果老爸没丢下我们 也不会这样 That was for Dad not to bail on us.
即将抵达下一站阿维尼翁 In a few minutes, our next stop, Avignon.
准备了 Come on...
东西别忘了拿 Grab your things.
阿德里安 我们不是说好了吗 Adrien, what did we say?
这是我野外求生的必须品 It's my jungle survival kit.
距离最近的村庄有2公里远 2 km to the nearest village.
最近的电影院也要10公里 And 10 to the movies.
你开玩笑吧 You serious?
我上网查过了 I googled it.
外公已经在车站等我们了 Gramps will be waiting
外公 我们从未见过 Gramps? We've never even met him.
见到我们 他会如何反应？ That's a point, how did he react?
动作快点 靠站时间只有2分钟 Hurry! It only stops 2 minutes.
你没回答我的问题 You didn't answer.
讨厌 外婆 我的耐克鞋！ Shit, my Nikes! Granny!
你跟他说了我们要来吗？ You told him we were coming?
你竟然没讲 You didn't tell him?
天啊 那家伙是个大块头啊 Shit, the guy's a hulk.
你想象过他长什么样吗？ Did you picture him like that?
照片里面他看起来没那么... On photos, he seemed less...
你懂得... Y'know...
我也很高兴认识你 -给他一点时间 - Nice to meet you too! - Give him time.
都给他17年了 还不够啊 17 years isn't enough time?
这辆车没空调吗 This thing got aircon?
自己开窗 Open the window.
先生 早安 Good morning, sir.
还有空房吗？ Any vacancies?
什么？ -你不是开民宿的吗？ What?
不 我不是开民宿的 Bed and breakfast, yes?
你不识字啊 Can't you read?
不是都写了英文吗 Damn thing's in English!
（不得擅自闯入） (No Nntrusion Ns Allowed)
我要热死了 It's boiling.
这里至少有泳池吧 There's a pool, at least?
当然有 还有按摩浴缸呢 Sure, there's even a Jacuzzi.
这里竟然没信号 -我不知道 - There's no signal! - No idea.
你怎么可能连手机都没有 You must have a mobile.
我讨厌被找到 I hate being rung for.
你在等什么 行李搬运工吗？ What are you waiting for, a porter?
你怎么能这样对我 How could you do this to me?
都不提前说一声 Without telling me?
这样他们才能享受真正的假期 This way, they get a real holiday.
他们要待到9月 They're staying till September?
保罗 你跟他们的妈妈吵架 Paul, your fight with their mother
孩子们又没错 is not their fault.
整整17年 连个电话都没有 17 years, not one phone call,
现在 她为了自己方便 就把小孩丢给我 and when it suits her, she ships me her kids.
什么"方便"？ 离婚算方便吗？ "Suits her"? A divorce?
我早说了 他们不会长久的 I said it wouldn't last.
都17年了 别那么刻薄 17 years! Don't be so mean.
常见的事儿 It happens.
离婚的确常见 都变成国民运动了 Divorce? Too right. It's the national sport.
咱们两个根本就是末代模范夫妻 You and me, we're the Last of the Mohicans.
蒂欧 怎么啦？ What's wrong, Théo?
那是狗狗 高阿 That's the dog, Goa.
把床垫从储藏室里拿出来吧 快点 Get the mattresses out of the shed. Go on!
这是高阿 It's only Goa.
你见过它 You've seen him already,
在照片里 记得吗 on the photos.
什么东西啊 马蜂？ What the hell's that? A drone?
巴黎没有黄蜂吗？ You don't get wasps in Paris?
拿去阁楼 In the attic.
这可有些重啊 It's too heavy for you.
我不知道他要去哪儿 No idea where he's going.
外公呢？ Where's Gramps?
大概是不想帮忙吧 Didn't feel like helping, I guess.
该死 Fuck it!
竟然要在这鬼地方待2个月 Two months in this dump.
实在是大惨了 That's so full of fail!
你在火车上收到短信了吗？ Get any texts on the train?
谁的短信 老爸？ Who from? Dad?
谁知道呢 或许他还在乎我们 Who knows, maybe he cares
想关心我们学业什么的 how we did in our exams and stuff.
别作梦了 他不会打来的 Dream on. He won't call
他很愧疚 he's too ashamed.
他那种人会愧疚？ Ashamed? Him?
是你在做梦吧 Now, you're dreaming.
该死 还是没信号 Shit, there's still no signal.
连楼上都没信号吗？ -是啊 Even up here?
真是糟透了 Shit!
跟被活埋差不多 Buried alive!
太好了 Good!
阿德里安 Adrien!
我这里有信号啊 I've got reception in here.
我也有了 我们得救了 Me too! We're good!
哇 这面墙... 是向90年代致敬吗？ A total shrine to the 90s!
我给你腾出地方了 I made room for you.
老妈把这些都留下了？ Mom left all her stuff behind?
她当时是离家出走吗？ You mean, she ran away?
对呀 她17岁 Aged 17,
肚里还怀了阿德里安 and pregnant with Adrien, too.
她学习成绩很好 可惜就这样离开校园 After leaving school with straight A's.
原本计划去蒙彼利埃学农学呢 She planned to study Agronomy at Montpellier.
我跟你说 当时外公真的气炸了 I can't begin to tell you, Gramps was so mad.
等等 Hold on...
那是你跟艾米·怀斯的合照吗？ Isn't that Amy Winehouse with you?
对呀 她是我的偶像 She's my idol.
老爸帮我弄到演唱会门票 Dad got me tickets.
我在门外堵她 I waited outside for her.
我们看起来很像姐妹 对吧？ Like sisters, aren't we?
这是老妈吧 好可爱哦 That's Mum! She looks so cute!
爸爸有什么大问题？ What was the big issue with Dad?
为什么外公那么排斥他？ What didn't Gramps like?
其中的问题可多了 你外公他当时做错了 Everything. And your grandfather messed up.
他非要你妈做出选择 He asked your mother to choose.
你妈就选了你老爸 She chose your father.
但你选择了我们 对吧？ But you chose us!
我最亲爱的外婆 MY darling Granny!
为了你们 火车都不知道坐了多少趟 All those trains I caught.
连站务人员都认识我了吧 They know me on that line.
我好高兴你们都来了 I'm glad you're all here.
洗不掉啦 Dammit!
蕾雅 吃饭了 Léa, dinner!
鞋子怎么样了 What about your shoes?
拿去外面风干吧 Let them dry outside.
明天再试试别的方法 We'll try tomorrow with Mr. Clean.
饭好了 It's ready!
外婆说饭好了 就该赶快过来吃饭！ When Granny says it's ready, it's ready!
阿德里安 能帮忙拿盘子吗 Can you get some plates out?
天啊 那真是古董 What an antique!
那还能看吗 -天知道 - Does it work? - Who knows!
在这个家 是电视看我们 Here, the TV watches us.
他说什么 What did he say?
他说这里的蜘蛛都超大 The spiders here are huge.
跟他说别担心 蜘蛛都怕我的 Tell him he's fine, they're scared of me.
你没听到我叫你吗？ Didn't you hear me?
没听到吗？ Didn't you hear me?
在巴黎 我们吃饭都比较晚 - In Paris, we eat late.
现在你在我家 不是在巴黎 - You're in our home, not Paris!
茄子炖牛肉 Beef with aubergines!
什么？ What
你不想吃什么 骨头么？ What don't you want? The bone?
那太好了 That's lucky.
他不吃牛肉吗？ He's gone off beef?
不是的 No, it's not that.
蒂欧觉得吃肉要牺牲动物 Théo has realized that meat is sacrificed animals.
我来解释给他听 We explained it.
只有很坏的动物会被杀死 Only the really nasty animals get killed.
它们罪有应得的 The ones that deserve it.
等等 Hold on,
里头的那家伙非常凶猛 that fella there was ferocious.
有很大的角 很大很大 With huge horns. Enormous!
会攻击小牛 Used to attack calves.
连超小的牛都不放过 Tiny, little calves.
所以只好把它干掉 除害 Eliminated!
来吧 把盘子给我 C'mon, give me your plate.
你看看多好吃 Look at that, there you go.
盘子给我 Your plate.
我只吃本地的蔬果 No way. I'm locavore veggie.
她说的是什么意思？ What did she say?
就是素食主义者 The veggie carpaccio type.
只吃当地种植的果蔬 Locally grown veg, obviously.
你没听过工业化养殖吗？ You've heard of industrial farming?
当然 就是牛放屁让臭氧层破洞 Sure. Cows fart and wreck the ozone layer.
该死的 Shit!
又怎么了 What now?
有大蒜 The garlic!
当然啊 普罗旺斯菜都会加大蒜 Sure, in Provence, we use garlic.
就像巴约讷菜都会加辣椒 In Bayonne, you'd get chilli.
印度菜都会加咖哩 In India, curry.
外婆 你这里有香蕉吗？ You got any bananas?
只有几颗桃子 A few peaches.
外婆 茶在哪里？ Where's the tea?
在水槽旁的橱柜里 The shelf by the sink.
装在黑色袋子里 A black sachet.
天啊 这竟然不是公平贸易的茶 Seriously, you don't buy fair trade?
价钱合理、不抢钱才叫公平吧 Fair is when it doesn't cost an arm and a leg.
我了解了 我要去"戳"我朋友了 I see. I'm gonna go poke a friend.
网速够吗 You got enough speed?
谁知道 我要闪了 Who knows? I gotta blow.
你有听到吗 Did you hear that?
你竟然没有意见 You say nothing?
睡前 我给你读个很棒的故事听 Bedtime? I'll read you a nice story.
我知道通常都是爸爸读给你听 I know, usually it's Daddy.
再也轮不到他爸来读故事了 His father's done reading him stories.
你有没有发现 No one offered to help.
他们都没主动来帮忙 You saw that?
我问你 你不是说 Tell me, is this what you call making an effort?
要跟他们好好相处吗？ making an effort?
你觉得他们有礼貌吗？ You found them polite?
他们需要的是外公 就是你 They needed a granddad, we got that.
你看他们像什么样子 What do they look like?
蕾雅包着头巾 搞得像本拉登一样 Léa, with that turban, the Bin Laden look?
阿德里安 又像无精打采的慢郎中 And Adrien, doing everything in slow-motion?
你都忘了吗 Have you forgotten?
忘了什么 -你年轻时又是怎样 - What? - Your youth!
我们过去只是在头上插些花 We had flowers in our hair
而不是在眉头上插钉子 not nails in our eyebrows!
那叫眉钉好吗 They're called piercings.
她看起来像被钉书机钉过一样 She looks stapled together.
可别让她靠近金属侦测器 Don't let her near a metal detector,
肯定不出半秒就被警室扑倒 she'll wind up pinned down by the cops.
我可不要整个暑假都得听你报怨 I won't spend summer listening to you whine.
劝你最好开始关心他们 Take an interest in them.
去沟通 或是.. 我不知道 Communicate! I don't know...
我也不知道 I don't know either.
你让他一个人待着啊 You left him on his own?
有了电游 就不算是独自一人了 With a PSP, you're never truly alone.
真要命 要跟那个乡巴佬过2个月 Shit, two months here with that hick!
你知道我最气什么吗 Know what pisses me off?
蒂欧变得跟流浪汉一样 Théo becoming a nomad.
这周住爸爸家 下周住妈妈家 One week at Dad's, next week at Mum's.
老妈若搞定蒙特利尔的工作 Unless Mum lands the job in Montreal
我们就能搬去跟她住了 and we move with her.
你愿意离开巴黎 离开朋友 You'd leave Paris? Your friends?
然后变成席琳狄翁吗 Start talking like Céline Dion?
我们未来会变成怎样呢 What about us later?
怎么说？ What about us?
会结婚之类的吗？ Marriage and all that?
结婚就别算我一份了 Count me out of that!
每隔几年又要重新来过 Starting over every few years?
智障才会结婚 省省吧 Marriage is for retards!
他们也是 结婚就是悲哀的开始 They married and lived miserably every after!
竟能这样过40年 怎么做到的？ 40 years, how'd they do it?
我是说外婆 怎么做到的？ I mean, how did Granny do it?
他根本疯子啊 He's a total wacko.
别弄了 Leave it
我们明天再处理吧 we'll do it tomorrow.
不 我现在弄 No, I'll go now.
而且这里还非常闷热 It's sweltering in here, too.
他在干嘛啊 Where's he going?
好像是去丢垃圾吧 Taking the rubbish out, I think.
你是说他们不懂得要堆肥吗 You mean they don't compost here?
真的太夸张了 You're kidding me!
方圆百里连盏灯都没有 Not a single light anywhere. Nothing.
你不是超爱大自然 You love nature.
捍卫大自然 不代表想住在里头 I defend nature, I never said I'd live in it.
我以为你是那种... 会在巴塔哥尼亚养羊度日的人 I pictured you raising goats in Patagonia.
至少我很环保好吗 At least I'm eco-aware.
别浪费水 Don't waste water.
1分钟18公升 18 liters a minute.
喂 打开啦 Turn that back on!
该死的环保狂热份子 Pain in the ass, Greenpeace!
真该死 Holy fucking shit!
该死的烂电线 Stupid goddamn cable!
没关系的 我电脑没事 It's okay, no damage.
我也没事 真是谢了 Me neither, thanks.
看来我们运气都不错 We lucked out, I guess.
让我猜 这是你的座位 Your chair, perhaps?
不用猜 就是我的 Not perhaps.
你一直浏览网页 会感染细菌吧？ All this surfing, you'll end up catching a germ.
其实正确的用词是 病毒 The word is virus, actually.
难道你就不能一天不上网吗？ Can't you stop even on a day like this?
我在脸书上面又交了新朋友 I'm making new friends on Facebook.
要不要帮你注册一个帐号？ Sign you up?
免了 Forget it.
不想找找老朋友吗？ Look up your old pals?
不用麻烦了 Don't bother.
好热啊 是吧？ Hot, isn't it?
今天是好天气 It's a beautiful day.
是 但是非常热 Yes, but very hot.
是非常好的天气 A very beautiful day.
蕾雅人呢 -还在睡 - Where's Léa? - Sleeping.
高阿 过来 Goa, c'mon.
咱们走 Let's go.
乖狗狗 去捡 C'mon, boy! Go get!
狗怎么会在这里？！ What's the dog doing here?
走开 让我睡觉啦 Get off me!Let me sleep!
怎么了吗 What?
睡得好吗 Sleep well?
别抽烟了 好不好 Mind if I don't smoke?
拜托 连在室外你都有意见啊 Truce! I'm outside, right?
就是因为一个兔崽仔抽烟 Last year, swathes of forest
去年有一大片森林化为灰烬了 went up in smoke thanks to a teen nutjob.
我不是什么兔崽仔 I'm no nutjob.
反正夏天不准抽烟 我的地盘全面禁烟 No smoking in summer. Not in my house.
我们懂你意思了 -什么？ - We get the picture. - What?
我们在你的地盘 We're in your house.
你这话在暗示什么 What are you insinuating?
我们都知道 你不欢迎我们 We know we're not welcome.
这不是暗示 是明说 I'm not insinuating, I'm saying!
没人征求过我的同意 这都是你妈的意思 Nobody asked me, certainly not your mother.
她也没问过我们 好吗 She didn't ask us either!
别吵了 Cut that out!
你以为我们想来啊 荒郊僻壤 You think we asked to come here, into the wild?
你妈是这么说这里的吗 -保罗 别说了 - Your mother calls it that? - Paul!
那你妈是怎么说我的 What did she say about me?
你们肯定听了不少我的坏话吧？ You must've heard some real tripe.
你要听实话吗 真的想听吗？ You want the truth? Do you?
她只字未提 她未曾提到过你 从来没有 She said nothing. We never talk about you. Never!
阿德里安 别说了 Adrien, stop it!
你来这里24小时了 对我一点尊重都没有 24 hours and you show me no respect.
尊重是靠自己赢得的 Respect is earned.
够了 艾琳他们该回家了 Enough talk.Iréne, they're going home.
你终于说了句人话 For once, we agree.
你们就不能好好相处吗 Can't you get along
没用的 我们永远都合不来 It's pointless. We'll never get along.
太好了 我们赶快逃离这里 Great! Let's get outta here!
阿德里安 Adrien...
蕾雅 Léa...
保罗 Paul!
才48小时 你们就搞成这样 48 hours, and it's full-on hysteria!
-你冷静点 -要我怎么冷静 - Chill out. - I can't chill out!
我的生活都支离破碎了 My life's crumbling around me!
你们给我待在那儿 You're all staying
去道歉 听懂了没 and you'll apologize, got it?
绝对办不到 Over my dead body!
我命令你们去道歉 You'll apologize, I said!
跟外婆说对不起 这不是她的错 To Granny. It's not her fault.
我们到底该怎么做 How can we stick it out?
他从来就没有想要我们 He never wanted us...
跟他无关 It wasn't him.
是我跟他断绝往来的 I broke off contact.
不是他 Not him
你看 Look!
你喜欢吗 -是要给你的 - You like it? - For you.
这不适合我啦 -很美的 Me? It's not my style.It's beautiful.
蕾雅 不行啦 像路灯似的 Léa, I look like a street light.
才不会咧 看起来很高雅 相信我 No, you don't. It looks classy.Trust me.
真想在那里扎营啊 I'd pitch my tent there.
你说什么 Pitch your what?
呃 桃子 Peaches!
桃子 你知道吧 Peaches, you know
我是说桃子啦 I mean peaches
嗯 桃子好吃呢Well, peaches are delicious
小子 我这儿不是你的冰箱 I'm not your fridge!
要么放回来 要么付钱 Put it back or pay for it.
白痴 You moron!
谢谢 Thanks.
拿去吧 送你们 -谢谢Here you go. - Thank you
那里（胸部）可真壮观 Watch those puppies float.
什么壮观？ Float?
好像在说喉咙吧 No, he means "throat".
我是说你们从哪儿来的？ I mean, where are you from?
从瑞典 From Sweden
瑞典啊 很棒啊 我超爱瑞典的 I love Sweden.
你讲的不是瑞典语 好像是波兰语 You don't speak Swedish, like polish
去咖啡店的阳伞下坐着等我 Wait for me at the café, in the shade.
我帮蒂欧买顶帽子 I'll get a cap for Théo.
好的 OK
真会吸 你这个坏女孩 Slurping on it, you bad girl!
我要到那些女孩的电话了 Those girls, I got their numbers.
大情圣 很厉害啊 Casanova, be gone!
我说我在巴黎是当男模的 I said I was a model in Paris.
她们竟然相信 They bought it?
没教养的乡下人 真有够吵的 Inbred provincials, shit, they're loud!
但至少我们还算亲切 这是店家招待的 But not mean. The chips are on the house.
真是多谢了 Good of you.
你们从北方来的吗 -不是 是从巴黎 You're from up north? No. Paris.
对我们来说 巴黎就是北方 对吧 For us, Paris is up north.
根本就在北极圈里 It's in the Arctic Circle!
艾琳 Iréne?
所以这三位是？ So these three are... Emilie's kids?
埃米莉的孩子们吗 -没错 That's right!
保罗 你怎么没说 Paul! Why didn't you say?
你跟埃米莉和好啦？ You've made up with Emilie?
真是好消息 That's good to hear.
叫什么名字呢 - What are their names?
那位是蕾雅 - That's Léa.
这是我的小蒂欧 He's my little Théo.
我是阿德里安 I'm Adrien.
阿德里安啊 Adrien.
巴黎人的口气 Paris accent so sharp
尖锐得要刺瞎我的眼睛了 it poked my eye out!
维京人回来了 The Vikings are back.
心情似乎很好 And happy, too!
你不敢想像11月的哥特堡 Just imagine, Gothenburg in November...
以及1月的雷克雅维克 Reykjavik in January...
某些人真是受诅咒了 Some people are cursed.
敬我们 Here's to us!
别跟那奸商买任何东西 Don't buy a thing from that crook!
东西全是上海做的 大家都知道 It's made in Shanghai. Everybody knows.
真是个骗子 What a complete con!
所以我们总说 We always say,
"不走正路" "When you have no right..."
"就请你走路" "Take the left!"
你好 -你好 Hi there.
来份雷吉娜披萨 别加火腿 Can I get a Regina? Hold the ham.
还要一杯玛格丽特 -好的 - And a Margerita. - Sure.
蓝色小精灵来了 Here come the Smurfs.
瞧瞧他们有多蓝 Look, they're blue!
拜托 放尊重点 Show some respect.
你不是本地人吧 You're not local.
我知道 因为我的口音 I know, the accent...
不 是因为你苍白的脸 No, the pale-face look, see?
难道这里是非洲大草原吗？ - And this is the Pampa! - Precisely.
是啊 想看看"迎牛"吗 How about an Abrivado?
周六有没有空 过来不？ Are you free Saturday?
要迎什么来着？ What's an Abri-whatever?
迎牛 就是公牛会在街上狂奔 An Abrivado. It's a bull run in the streets.
像在西班牙潘普洛纳一样吗？ Like in Pampluna?
对 但我们会把它们关进畜栏 Except we corral them.
"我们"是指 - Who are "we"?
骑在马背上的守护者 - The Gardians. On horseback.
你会来吧 -有何不可 You'll come?
我现在时间多的很 Why not? I'm hardly overbooked right now.
我是提亚戈 -蕾雅 - I'm Tiago. - Léa.
那是谁 Who's that?
披萨小子吗 从马赛来的 Pizzaman? A kid from Marseille.
他来之后 每个星期五都有乡宴 Since he arrived, every Friday's a feast.
马赛可不是普罗旺斯 Marseille isn't in Provence.
别这样嘛 开车45分钟就到了 Don't be daft! It's a 45-minute drive!
但是民风不同 Different mentality.
来2瓶矿泉水给他们 算我的 Two mineral waters on me.
快看 Look!
是个大美人 Absolute beauty!
喔 玛格丽 我好爱你呀 O, Magali, I love you so
请你来到窗前 Won't you come to your window?
提亚戈 好了吗？ - Tiag, is it ready?
马上来 - Coming right up.
好酷哦 是新款耐克鞋 Cool! The new Nikes!
可惜它上面有污渍 Shame about the stains.
拿去吧 美女 Here, beautiful.
药店对面那间手工冰淇淋店 Homemade ice cream, opposite the pharmacy. Drop by.
有空来光顾吧 Come and visit when you're free
再会 提亚戈 -再见 See you, Tiag. See you
外婆 -怎么？ Grandma. - What?
最近的耐克鞋店在哪儿？ -怎么了？ Where's the nearest Nike store? Why?
老妈有没有放钱在你那里 Did Mum give you any cash?
就算有 也不是要给你买同一款球鞋用的 Not to buy you identical pairs of sneakers.
我们能去看看那个迎牛的活动吗？ Can we go to this Gardians thing?
我要问问你妈 I'll ask your Mum.
算了 我自己走路去也行 Say no more. I'll walk there anyway.
看来你的确有你老妈的真传 You're your mother's daughter.
我的老天爷 莽莽撞撞的 Mamma mia! So pig-headed!
该死的 -怎么啦？ Shit! What?
我的粉色蝴蝶结丁字裤 不见了 My pink thong, the one with the bow. It's gone!
海风这样吹 没用夹子 肯定飞了 With the Mistral blowing, if you didn't peg it...
飞去哪儿了 -谁知道呢 - Where's it gone? - Who knows?
飞去米拉马 或是马蒂格了吧 Mira mas? Martigues?
还是撒丁岛呢 Sardinia?
老妈没当过背包客啊 Mum never went backpacking.
那地图上环游世界的人是谁？ - Who's the globetrotter then?
我们啊 - Us.
"我们"指的是谁啊 Who's "us"?
你外公跟我啊 Gramps and me.
那些都是我们去过的地方 Those are our trips.
等等 Hold on...
雅典 Athens,
伊斯坦布尔 Istanbul,
德黑兰、白沙瓦、孟买 还有果阿 Teheran, Peshawar, Bombay, Goa!
你们都是怎么去的搭便车吗 How'd you do all that? Hitching?
不是 是靠一辆凯旋牌摩托车 No, a Triumph. The motorbike.
不会吧 Oh no
等一下 Hold on...
看吧 Look!
这是谁 Who's that?
不会吧 Oh no
真的假的 Really?
外公像约翰列·侬似的 Gramps as John Lennon!
外婆也很酷 像珍妮丝·乔普林 Granny's not bad either.Looks like Janis Joplin.
你看 外婆在找便车搭 Check this out, Granny hitchhiking.
我可不敢 吓都吓死了 I couldn't do it, freaks me out.
他们去了好多不可思议的地方 Amazing places, they saw. Granny,
外婆好像从少林寺来的 the Shaolin monk!
他们到处去 - They went all over.
只靠一辆摩托车 - All by bike.
太酷了 超帅的 真是难以置信 - Awesome. - Insane!
我认得这里 I recognize this place
这儿不是蒙马特吗 -你开玩笑吧 Isn't it Montmartre?Are you serious?
那是印度泰姬陵 It's the Taj Mahal. In India.
好啦 知道了 别激动 Cool it. I knew!
这么说来 外公以前很酷啊 So Gramps was cool back in the day?
不是... 是... 很狂野 He was...
快吃吧 然后把照片收起来 Help yourselves and put the photos away.
你不是害羞吧 你以前美丽动人啊 You're ashamed? You were drop-dead gorgeous.
你很喜欢旅游吗？ You loved travelling?
我吗？ 非常喜欢 Me? I adored it.
那怎么没有继续呢？ - Why'd you guys stop?
因为你外公 - Gramps.
他变了 -就因为这个？ - He turned the page. - Just like that?
他中暑后就变成了法西斯 Sunstroke. Turned him fascist.
快点吃啦 别乱说话 Eat up and don't be silly.
那外公呢？ What about Gramps?
在外头浇水 He's out watering.
不是有自动灌水系统吗？ Isn't it an automatic system?
在一些特定时间 There are special times.
必须要自己开水闸... 反正很复杂 You have to open the sluice gates. It's complicated.
简直像个醉汉一样 He was dead drunk.
完全醉倒 连站都站不起来 Totally wasted. He couldn't stand up.
我只能说 我并不惊讶 I can't say I'm surprised.
你用了他们的橄榄油 Their olive oil?
你会晒伤啦 You're gonna fry!
不会啦 是有机的 No, it's organic.
晒太阳可以让身体留住钙质 The sun locks in the calcium.
是经科学证明的 -最好是 - It's a fact. - As if.
你看 Here...
外公上脸书了 - Gramps is on Facebook?
我帮他注册的 -- I signed him up.
他知道吗？ Does he know?
有6条信息 怎么办？ 6 messages. What do we do?
不是真的吧？ You're kidding me!
克莱蒙地产律师 让·麦克·柏格侬 Jean-Michel Bourguignon, property lawyer in Clermont.
阿代什的榛果酱制造商 弗兰克·佩罗 And him? Franck Perrot,chestnut spread maker in Ardeche.
他的朋友都好"狂野"哦 His buddies are so "wild!"
你在干嘛？ What are you doing?
过来 Come on.
来这边 Come over here.
过来这里看 Take a look at this.
你看 看到母鸡没？ Look.You see the hens?
白色的母鸡 The white hens?
你知道我的母鸡能做什么吗？ Know what my hens make?
现在要孵化小鸡 Now to hatch it...
来吧 Come on.
我们把蛋放进去给她孵化 We'll give it to her to sit on.
她会孵化鸡蛋的 She'll hatch it.
这边呢 Here...
你看 Look.
让他休息吧 Let's leave him in peace.
来 Come on.
过来这里 Here
到这边 You're here.
然后蹲下 Squat down.
水流到你那儿的时候告诉我 Tell me when it reaches your end.
到你那边 Your end.
要告诉我哦 You tell me.
流过去了吗 It's at the end?
现在回去那边 Now, go over there
把水管移到下一排 and move the hose one row down.
去吧 Go on.
做得很好 That's good.
做得非常好 Very, very good.
你摘了些杏桃 是吗？ You picked some apricots?
很好吃 对吧？ Taste good, huh?
不行 不可以 Stop.-No
吃完杏桃 不可以喝水 Not after apricots. Don't drink.
不可以哦 会肚子痛 Don't. Makes your belly ache.
你会不舒服的 You'll be sick.
怎么了？ What's up?
要去看奔牛 It's the bull run.
我们要走了 We're leaving.
要一起去吗 蒂欧 Coming, Théo?
我们工作完成之后 When we're done,
我再带你去看奔牛 好不好 I'll take you to see the bulls, okay?
你们走吧 You can go.
怎么啦 这是什么情况？ What the hell is this?
这就是迎牛哦 This is an Abrivado?
那边那个不是你的披萨小子吗？ Isn't that Pizzaman over there?
对啊 Alright.
他们简直都疯了 They're all nuts here.
来吧 Come on.
很酷的 对吧 - Cool, wasn't it?
对啊 挺好玩的 - Yeah, it was fun.
那些家伙简直不要命了 Those guys are total wackos.
我绝对不可能这么做 I'd never do that.
你看这是谁 Look who it is.
如何 喜欢吗 -很喜欢 Well? Like it?Totally.
哈罗 还记得我吗 -当然 Haro, do you remember me? - Of course
马修 3杯茴香酒 Matthieu, line up 3 Pastis.
你晒黑了还蛮好看的呢 Bit of a tan suits you.
还好吗 -很好 你呢 - How's it going? - Good. You?
发型很有趣 怎么弄的 Funny hair. How's it stick together?
用墨西哥进口的仙人掌汁弄的 Cactus sap. Straight from Mexico.
你在做什么 - What are you doing? - What's the big deal?
怎么了嘛 只是个罐子而已 It's just a can.
670个就能做单车了 你知道吗 670 cans make a bike, you know.
我们对自行车没什么兴趣 We're not into bikes.
我们比较喜欢马 We prefer horses.
不是要给你们骑的 Not for you.
是要捐去非洲的 好吗 In Africa! OK
非洲好远哦 - Africa's miles away.
去那里骑铝罐做的自行车- On a bike made out of cans.
地球都快毁灭了 亏你们笑得出来 Two minutes before the apocalypse, and you joke about it.
在这里 能笑是很重要的事 Jokes are a serious business here.
你懂吗 Get it?
少一点工作 才能多一点欢笑 Work less, laugh more.
我觉得你需要放松 You need a fix of fun.
你看起来好似乎未成年 You look underage. Right?
走不了正路 就只好走歪路吗？ When you have no right, take the left.
金发 你学得挺快的嘛 Blondie's catching on fast.
这位是我妹妹蕾雅 This is my sister Leia
这位是英格 这位是索尼亚 This is Ingrid, this is Sonia.
不好意思 说反了 Shit, wrong way round.
这歌也大过时了吧 That's so yesterday!
是我父母那个年代的歌啊 My folks danced to it.
这首歌跟歌手在本地都很红 We love it. They're local. What do you listen to?
那你都听些什么？ -艾米·怀斯 Amy Winehouse.
你跟你的环保塔利班团 You and your eco-Taliban buddies,
就不能上道点吗 can't you just get a life?
别激动 别那么凶啦 Take it easy, be nice.
走吧 去跳舞 C'mon, let's dance.
巴黎是无可匹敌的 No other city beats Paris.
但不能住在那里 Just don't live there.
开车也去不成 Or drive there.
我们曾经去过一次 We went once. I mean, we're nearly did.
我是说我们差点就到了 I remember that ring road
那条路堵得跟停车场一样 one big car park!
前车保险杠贴着后车保险杠 Bumper to bumper.
从埃菲尔铁塔回来时 堵了有20公里吧 Maybe 20 k from the Eiffel Tower?
你猜怎么着 我们当下就掉头了 Know what? We turned back.
一路油门踩到底 We floored it home.
当看到柏树的时候 And when we saw cypress trees
还忍不住欢呼了呢 we howled, man!
巴黎是全年无休的不夜城 Paris is alive 24/7.
无数个活动、表演、赛事 -赛事？ Numerous events, performances, events - Events
你最后一次去看比赛是什么时候？ When's the last time you went to a game?
你老实说 Seriously?
看吧 - See! -
看比赛 要去马赛才对 We go to watch Marseille for real.
我爱马赛 马赛我爱你 We love you, Marseille, we do!
不好意思 Sorry.
以这个年龄来说她算漂亮啦 She's not bad for 100!
别多管闲事 Can I get some privacy?
去找你的牛仔玩 Go back to Butch Cassidy!
要不要去斗牛场看看 Visit the bullring?
你是个怪女孩 You're a strange girl
但挺会接吻的 but a great kisser.
你怎么 How'd you...
他们在用硝酸盐毒害含水层 When they've finished poisoning the aquifers
等他们的女儿因此生下双头怪物之后 with nitrates and their daughters give birth to 2-headed monsters,
就会愿意换成有机的了 they'll switch to organic
那时候可就由不得他们了 like it or not.
怎么了 What?
没事 那只是个游戏 No, that's just a game.
叫做... 接住我的口香糖 It's called:Catch my Gum.
先跟你说清楚 我是不谈恋爱的 For your information,I never fall in love.
但我也要说清楚 我会谈恋爱 For your information, I do.
喝吧 饮料我请 C'mon, drinks on me!
我是个快乐的男人 I'm a happy man!
游戏结束了 Game over.
该回家了 -我可以解释 - Home time. - I can explain...
省省吧 Save your breath.
你有没有说你未成年 You told them you're underage?
因为我是女生 对吧？ Because I'm a girl, right?
如果换作是阿德里安呢？ If it was Adrien...
好问题 阿德里安人呢？ Good point. Where the hell is he?
我讨厌他 我恨他 I detest him! I hate him!
他只是想保护你 He's trying to protect you.
你才刚认识那个男生 You just met the boy.
我好不容易得到的快乐 I'm happy for once
就被毁了 and he ruins it!
别那么夸张啦 Don't be so melodramatic.
我对他做过什么吗？ What did I do to him?
他是担心你 He's scared.
这应该不难理解吧 Is that so hard to understand?
是提亚戈 It's Tiago.
他说要带我去卡马格 He wants to take me to Camargue.
算了吧 外公不会让我去的 Forget it, Gramps will never let me go.
真正的问题 应该是... - That's the real issue?
是什么 - What is the issue?
就是 "他是那个真命天子吗" The real issue is, "Is he the one?"
这是你的第一次 Your first time...
我说得没错吧 Am I wrong?
第一次应该要是永生难忘的 Should be unforgettable.
这真的很重要 It matters.
交给我吧 Leave it all to me.
你先别对外公生闷气 Don't sulk at Gramps now.
别刺激他 Don't provoke him.
还有 别再喝酒了 And stay off the booze.
你能保证吗？ Promise?
快点 -等等 - Come on. - Wait.
坐下吧 你看 Take a seat. Look...
那边是埃加利埃山丘 Over there is Eygaliéres Hill.
我跟朋友都会在那边骑马 Me and my buddies gallop around it like that,
一直骑到那边 and arrive there.
哪边？ -就是那里啊 - Where? - Right there.
别闹了 我被你吓一跳 Stop it, you gave me a fright!
那边是哪里 What's that there?
哪边 -那边啊 - Where? - There.
反正不是普罗旺斯就对了 别问了 Not Provence. Forget it.
这里的风景真是超美的 It's mega-pretty here.
"超美的" 是吧 "Mega-pretty"?
巴黎人的用语 你不懂啦 Paris-speak. You wouldn't understand.
要来一点吗 Want some?
大胆的吸一口吧 Just go for it.
"爱情" "Love...
"如梦" "is a dream."
你有阅读障碍啊 傻瓜 You can't even read, dummy.
今天很闷 对不对？ Stuffy today, huh?
好像有暴风雨要来了 Feels like a storm brewing.
有可能 对啊 Maybe, yeah
真的非常非常闷热 it's very, very hot.
这样够吗 Is that enough?
多来一点 可以吗？ A bit more?
这样够了吗 That okay?
要不我干脆拿一盒新的给你？ Or I can break out a fresh tub.
没关系 够了 That's fine.
拿去吧 There you go.
谢谢你 太太 Thanks, Mrs...
那我记在艾琳的帐上了 I'll put it on Iréne's tab.
好的 Okay.
你也买太多了 阿德里安 You bought a ton, Adrien!
玛格丽的冰淇淋那么贵 With the prices Magali charges...
我忘了玛格丽 是谁啊 Who's that again?
对了 是... 黛咪·摩尔 Demi Moore!
谁啊 Who?
别闹啦 Stop that!
糟糕 蕾雅 逍遥骑士团来了 Shit, Léa, it's Easy Rider!
我想你可能会发现 Actually, I think you'll find
是老家伙骑士团罢了 it's Old Geezer Rider.
我的老天 我不敢相信 My God, I don't believe it!
弗兰克 Franck!
让·麦克·劳瑞特 Jean-Mi! Laurette!
埃利 Elie!
保罗 Paul
原来你隐居乡下啦 So you went back to the land!
还是乡下中的乡下 The back of beyond!
连GPS都找不到你这里 Even the GPS went round in circles.
害我一直被他吼 He kept bawling me out.
保罗 Paul!
看到你真高兴 It's so good to see you.
你们是怎么找到我们的 How did you find us?
脸书啊 Facebook.
我们想说 来给你们个"惊吓" We thought, let's surprise 'em.
完蛋了 他盯上你了 Busted. He's rumbled you.
你死定了 He'll slaughter you!
来见见我的孙儿们 Come and meet my grandchildren.
我想你 I missed you.
不是啦 NO
劳瑞特才是茴香酒 Laurette's a Pastis.
我来拿 I'll get it.
让我来吧 I'll take him.
所以你们一直都还有在旅行吗？ So you never stopped hitting the road?
从没停过 每年都去不同的地方 Never! A different trip every year.
去年去了挪威峡湾 Last year, the fjords, Norway...
差点没整个人冻伤 Froze our nuts off.
今年呢 多亏你们 So this year, Provence. Thanks to you.
所以我们来到了普罗旺斯 So we came to Provence
来吧 保罗 -谢了 - Here, Paul. - Thanks.
我的摩托车救了我一命 My bike saved my life.
我接手了我老爸的法律事务所后 I mean, I took over Dad's law firm
痛苦不堪 in the sticks.
那你呢 What about you?
好的不得了 我是密宗性学家 All good. I'm a Tantric sexologist.
不是重口味的 Nothing heavy,
就普通的那种啦 just practical stuff!
那弗兰克呢 - Franck?
我跟太太搬去了阿代什 - I moved to Ardéche with my wife.
我们要生小孩了 We're having a kid.
恭喜你 Here's to you!
所以我今天不能太晚回家 That's why I can't stay over tonight.
那你呢 埃利 And you, Elie?
结婚了没 Married?
跟这个... To her.
♪ 我命中注定漂泊一生
♪ 车轮为向前滚而打造
♪ 驴子用来负载行囊
♪ 没有任何景象
♪ 比回头远望的画面更美
♪ 我命中注定漂泊一生
干杯 Cheers!
没问题吧 - Under control?
应该没问题 - I think so.
外婆 Granny!
太美了 Stunning!
蟋蟀呢 怎么都没声音啦 Where'd the crickets go? They stopped?
每晚这个时候都这样 Same time, every evening.
现在是恙螨的时间 And now it's time for the chiggers.
什么东西 The what?
像小蚊子的虫子 They're like tiny,
特别能吸血 tiny mosquitoes. Rapaciousl
小杂碎们 Little bastards!
那什么时候不吸血？ When do they stop?
♪ 妈妈 拿掉我的警章 Mama, take this badge off of me
♪ 我再也用不着了 I can't use it anymore.
♪ 眼前渐渐黑暗 看不清 It's gettin' dark, too dark to see
♪ 我想我快要去敲天堂的门了 I feel I'm knockin' on heaven's door.
♪ 敲呀敲 敲天堂的门 Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door
♪ 妈妈 把我的枪放在地上吧 Mama, put my guns in the ground
宝刀未老啊 He's still got it.
我现在可是人生低潮 -来点百里香酒 I'm at low tide here.Have a drop of farigoule.
是用香料酿制的酒 It's thyme liqueur.
只要是香料 我都能接受 Anything from herbs is fine by me.
这是天然的 - It's natural.
所以无害 对吧？ - Can't do any harm, right?
天啊 好呛 -能帮你消毒 Shit, it burns! It disinfects.
你们大家是怎么认识的 How did you guys all meet?
让·麦克和劳瑞特 Jean-Mi and Laurette
是在伍德斯托克音乐节认识的 at Woodstock.
伍德斯托克音乐节？ Woodstock?
对啊 Sure!
是他们给我介绍了埃利 They introduced us to Elie.
共度长达4天4夜的摇滚派对 Four days and four nights of rock.
吉米·亨德里克斯 Jimi Hendrix
用他的吉他 imitating bombs
模仿越南被轰炸的声音 falling on Vietnam with his guitar...
山塔纳还有那段鼓的独奏 Santana and that drum solo...
有10分钟之久 -对 我记得 - 10 minutes! - I remember.
乔·库克 - Joe Cocker...
珍妮丝·贾普林 - Janis Joplin!
永远都忘不掉 Never got over it.
然后我们是在亚维侬的音乐节 And then we met Franck at the festival
认识弗兰克的 in Avignon.
我们当时在广场聊天 We were hanging out in the square,
那里一堆人想卖我们花生 with folks lobbing us peanuts almost.
我们就像一群不良少年一样 We looked like total dropouts
还记得吗 remember!
保罗 Paul
你还好吗？ -我很好 - You good? - I'm good.
你这边住得很不错 Great place you have.
对啊 这里真的很有特色 Yeah, it's really cool here.
我赶不上你的 You're too fast for me.
但你们当时都靠什么过活啊 But what did you all live on?
有年在白沙瓦 One year, in Peshawar,
我们批了一堆阿富汗羊皮大衣来卖 we bought a job lot of goatskin Afghan coats.
把厢车都塞满了 记得吧 -记得 We loaded up the van, remember?
那些大衣臭到 They stank so bad
我们开了4000公里的车 we drove 4,000 km
窗户一直不敢关 with all the windows open.
但那些东西卖了不错的价钱 We got a good price for the damn things.
足够让我们买摩托车 They paid for our motorbikes.
然后我们就骑去印度狂欢了 Away we went, to party in India.
♪ 让阳光 让阳光照进来
♪ 让阳光照进来
你外婆过去就像爱情女神一样 Your grandmother was a goddess of love.
等等 你是说 Hold on, you mean...
外婆和你有… Granny and you, you...
慢着点 Slow down now.
可不只是我 Not just me.
难道是… You mean...
那时崇尚自由性爱啊 小子 Free love, kid.
我们都是梦想家 We were dreamers.
是吸大麻嗨过头的人 Stoners, you mean.
但是呢 孩子们 But you, kids,
可别轻易尝试哦 don't mess with it.
非常危险 It's dangerous.
你们不都活得好好的 You guys are still here.
也并非每个人都活着啊 Actually, not all of us.
曼奴就不在了 Not Manu.
他回归宇宙了 He returned to the cosmos.
你这个蠢蛋 You idiot!
保罗 对不起 我不知道 Paul, I had no idea.
都过了那么久 After all this time...
等等 曼奴是谁？ Hold on, who was Manu?
是你叔公 Your great-uncle.
是你外公的哥哥 你不知道吗？ Your grandfather's brother. You didn't know?
我们刚刚才认识 We only just met.
说来话长 A long story.
对不起 我真的很抱歉 Sorry. I'm really sorry.
♪ 但愿神保佑你 看顾你 May God bless and keep you always,
♪ 但愿你一切梦想成真 May your wishes all come true,
♪ 但愿你永远乐于助人 May you always do for others
♪ 也让别人扶助你 And let others do for you.
♪ 但愿你能架起通往天际的梯子 May you build a ladder to the stars
♪ 一步步往上爬 And climb on every rung,
♪ 顾你永远 May you stay
♪ 青春不老 forever young,
♪ 但愿你永远勇散 May you always be courageous,
♪ 为人正直坚强 Stand upright and be strong,
♪ 但愿你永远 ay you stay
♪ 青春不老 forever young,
♪ 永远青春不老 青春不老 Forever young, forever young,
♪ 但愿你 May you stay
♪ 永远青春不老 Forever young,
艾琳 -怎么啦？ Aileen. What's wrong?
能找地方换衣服吗？ - Can I change somewhere?
当然 - Of course.
真的很不好意思 我没有多余的客房 It's embarrassing, but I have no spare rooms.
30年来不断折腾 钱都花在橄榄园里 30 years renovating. All our money goes on the olive groves.
蕾雅会带你去玛格丽那里 Léa will take you to Magali's.
那边是民宿 我已经打电话了 她知道你们会过去 She does B&B. I called. She's expecting you.
要去玛格丽那边啊 我知道路 我能带他们去 Magali's? I know the way, I can take them.
好啊 -谢谢 Okay, thanks.
先去换衣服吧 Let's get changed.
真的假的啊 No shit!
手别乱碰 Hands off the bike.
那一辆有问题 That one has a problem.
火花塞怪怪的 The starter's playing up.
这里有修车的 要帮你打电话吗？ There's a mechanic here. You want me to call him?
他可以帮你看看 He'll take a look at it.
我能过夜吗？ -说好嘛 Can I sleep over? Say yes.
好啦 但记得把楼上的窗帘拉上 Okay, but close the shutters upstairs.
或许他们只是朋友 Maybe they're just friends.
如果是朋友 那就是超好的朋友 In that case, they're very close friends.
真是个混帐 What a bastard!
他到底喜欢她什么 What the hell does he see in her?
她像该死的示巴女王一样 Damn Queen of Sheba!
我觉得更像是吸吧女王吧 Queen of his boner, you mean!
她真是不知廉耻 都多大岁数的人了 She should be ashamed. At her age!
好烂的暑假 Shitty holidays.
一想到提亚戈还说要带我去卡马格呢 To think Tiago said he'd take me to Camargue.
最惨的是 Worst of all
那个臭婆娘的冰淇淋也大美味了 her ice cream's so good. The skank!
我认识你吗？ Don't I know you?
你好 Hi.
你们都还好吧 Are you all okay?
你开玩笑吧 You must be joking.
你们不在巴黎吗？ You're not in Paris?
你真的不知道吗？ You didn't know?
我想也是 毕竟你也没打过电话 I guess not, 'cos you never call.
那现在打又是为什么 So why now?
就关心一下啊 To touch base.
为什么打给我 Why me?
我告诉你 因为什么吧 I'll tell you why.
因为你没那个种打给老妈 'Cos you don't have the balls to call Mum.
因为蕾雅会把你损得一文不值 'Cos Léa would make you feel like such a shit...
不是这样的 That's not it.
但我对你就会心软 But I'll go easy on you.
根本就不是这样 It's not that at all.
那是怎样啊 What is it then?
我想念你们所有人 I miss you all.
你怎么一点廉耻心都没有 You have no shame?
听着 我们还是可以像以前一样 Look, nothing will change.
对啊 最好是 Yeah, as if.
你们现在都很气我 但过一阵子 You're all mad at me, but later...
过什么一阵子 What about later?
过一阵子 我们就习惯了 对吧 We'll get used to it, right?
叙利亚人会习惯被轰炸 In Syria, they got used to being bombed.
非洲人也会习惯得艾滋病 In Africa, they got used to AIDS.
所以 我们当然迟早也能习惯啊 So why wouldn't we get used to this?
是不是 After all?
还有别的 Anything else?
没有 No
没有吗 No?
那再见了 Okay, see you.
该死 Shit!
受够啦？ Had enough?
你是在杀树 我都听到它的呼救声了 You're slaughtering it. I hear it scream.
我才是受伤的人啊 I'm the one getting hurt.
这不过是棵树罢了 It's only a tree.
错 你这么说就不对了 No, that's where you're wrong.
这里几乎所有的树都是我种的 Almost all of them were planted by me
可不是萨拉森人种的 not the Saracens.
下冰雹时 我会为它们担心 It hails, I worry about them.
它们生病了 我就会照顾它们 They're sick, I care for them.
所以 你说错了 对我而言 它们不只是树而已 So no... To me, they're not only trees.
你在这里待的时间 You spend more time here
比陪外婆的时间还久 than with Granny.
那你跟你的电脑又怎么说 And you with your computer?
比陪蒂欧的时间还久 More than with Théo.
只剩四公顷了 快点吧 Only four hectares left. Come on!
什么？ -我开玩笑的 What? I'm kidding.
会全都做完 但不是今天 We'll do them, but not today.
我教你些知识 你才不会啥都不懂 Listen up, just so you don't go home stupid.
那边那棵树 是格洛桑橄榄树 See that one? A grossane.
它能榨出非常丝滑的油脂 It gives the oil its silkiness.
那棵是早收绿橄榄 That one's an aglandau.
它的油脂会带点胡椒味 For a little hint of pepper.
世上没有哪种树 能与土地如此契合了 No other tree is so in harmony with the land.
以散播花粉为例好了 Pollination, for example.
别的树都是用蜜蜂传送花粉对吧 Every other tree is pollinated by bees, right?
但这些树不是 Not these ones.
用风就能传送花粉 The wind pollinates them.
所以没有海风 No Mistral.
就没有橄榄 no olives.
是不是很棒 Isn't that great?
这些你妈都知道 我全都传授给她了 Your mother knows. I taught her everything.
我又是为了什么呢？ All for what?
为了让她生下我们啊 For her to have us.
你知道9月会发生什么事吗？ You realize what happens in September?
你就会是一家之主了 You're the new man of the house.
你必须得坚强 You'll have to be strong.
懂吗？你必须要... See?- You'll have to...
别说了 - Back off!
阿德里安 阿德里安 Adrian Adrian
等等啊 Wait!
我说了什么？ What did I say?
阿德里安 别跑啊 Stop!
阿德里安 Adrian
等等我啊 Wait for me!
停下 Stop!
宣泄吧 Let it out.
♪ 你可记得我们认识那天
♪ 我便认定你是我的了
♪ 我好想告诉你
♪ 我多爱你
♪ 我爱你
开场前 麻烦大家就坐 Everybody ready for the Capelado, please!
掌声欢迎 An exceptional Capelado.
最优秀的卡普拉多的团队 Let's hear it for them!
那不是提亚戈吗 Isn't that Tiago?
现在场上的那头公牛是班亚 The bull in the ring is called Bafia.
我能再来一份吗 - Can I get another?
请自便 - Help yourself.
你家里没东西吃吗？ Don't your folks feed you?
一个月没吃到正经东西了 我得进补一下 A month without real grub. I need a fix.
性感辣妹 Sex bombs.
平得像块板子 都可以发传真了吧 Flat as a board. You could fax her.
能再给我两杯西班牙水果酒吗 Then again, can I get two sangrias?
你们好 Hey!
你们是法国人吗 Are you French?
不是 我们是英国人 No, we are English
哦 是伦敦人吗？ Oh, London?
没错 Right
我见过你们的女王哦I've seen your Queen
真的吗? Really?
真的啊 Yeah
你们想去看斗牛场吗？ Visit the bullring?
好啊 OK
你怎么了 我们没戏了吗 What's up? We're through?
别再烦我了 Leave me alone.
少在那里歇斯底里 Cut the hysterics.
是你拒接我的电话 You reject my calls.
我做错了什么？ 卡马格的事怎么办？ - What did I do? Ancl Camargue? - Take Magali!
你带玛格丽去啊 -玛格丽？ - Take Magali! -Magali!
玛格丽是我姐姐 你不知道？ Magali's my sister. You didn't know?
蕾雅 Leya
要走了 我得走了 -打电话给我 Come on. - I have to go. - Call me.
我是认真的 打给我 Seriously, call me.
你跟外公和蒂欧一起回去 You go home with Gramps and Théo.
我呢 I...
得去找阿德里安 I have to find Adrien.
好啊 没问题 Okay, cool.
再见 -再见 Bye. - Bye
或许该换我试试开车 Maybe I should try to drive.
你开啊 可能会掉进沟里哦 You? You'd run us into the ditch.
什么啊 What?
"外公吃了杏桃又喝了水" "Gramps mixed water and apricots"?
你懂他说的吗？ You understand?
我看不懂 I couldn't understand
现在不只我 连他们都看到了 I'm not the only witness now.
你不能让他们失望 You can't let them down.
该死的保罗 Shit, Paul,
你怎么搞成这样 what have you done?
你会吊销他的驾照吗？ He'll lose his license?
要看情况 -看什么情况？ We'll see. "We'll see"?
我们得先收集证据 We have to gather evidence.
他喝醉了 测他的酒精浓度啊 He's drunk! Give him a breath test.
尼古拉 你带测酒仪了吗？ Nicolas, did you bring the breathalyser?
可恶 我忘在局里了 Silly me, I left it at the station.
要不他明天有空再过来测吧 He can drop by and take it tomorrow.
什么 What
我猜他们会放水 I bet they let him off.
你怎么在这 What's up?
你睡不着啊 You couldn't sleep?
爸爸怎么了 What about Dad?
我不知道他会不会回家 I don't know if he'll be back home.
蒂欧 我真的不知道 I don't, Théo.
我完全不知道 I've no idea.
这是玛格丽家的冰淇淋 That's from Magali's.
放手啦 放手啦 Let go!
这是今早从农务局寄过来的 It arrived this morning from the Ministry of Agriculture.
我想说直接拿给保罗就对了 I thought, take it straight up to Paul.
这肯定是急件 It must be urgent.
我放哪儿去了 Where'd I put it?
找到了 Here it is.
再见了 See you.
你帮我开 You open it.
出什么事了？ What's going on?
我的老天 My God!
你做到了 是你的了 You did it! It's yours!
我去跟他们说 I'll go and tell them.
别担心 是好消息 Don't worry, it's wonderful!
你外公得了第一名 He won first prize!
这是什么 What's this?
这就像是橄楂油界的奥斯卡 对吧？ Right, it's like the Oscar for Best Olive Oil.
得奖的是… The Winner
别开玩笑 Don't laugh.
你们不懂 这对他而言 意义非凡 You don't know what it means to him.
我们获得金牌了 We won the gold medal.
你是最棒的 You're the best.
谢谢你 Thank you.
我们做到了 We did it.
它们是最优秀的 They're the best.
20年了 Twenty years.
过了20年 我们总算得到金牌了 Twenty years! We won the gold medal.
孩子们 来 这个非常好吃 There you are, kids.
你们试了就知道 You'll see, it's delicious.
我5分钟后回来 I'll be back in five minutes.
你还好吗 How's tricks?
你得了冠军吗 You're the champ?
成了镇上的风云人物了 The talk of the town.
向新朋友致敬 To your new friends!
还要向新敌人致敬 And my new enemies.
你知道那句俚语吗 You know the proverb?
成功的人不仅要对抗 跟你同路的人 When you succeed, you have to fightguys who want the same thing,
还要跟你不同路的人 guys who want the opposite thing
甚至还要对抗什么都不想要的人 and guys who want nothing.
祝身体健康 Good health!
晚安 -晚安 Evening.
能跟她去跳支舞吗？ Can I borrow her for a dance?
好呀 Yes.
来了 Here we go.
这是我专属的巴黎妹子 My little Parisienne.
莫莫 给我一壶水好吗 -来了 - Momo? A jug of water, please. - Here.
要冰块吗 -不用了 - Ice? - That's fine.
你跟女儿讲了得奖的事吗？ You told our daughter about the medal?
因为时差的关系 还没讲 Not yet. Because of the time difference.
你都专挑外国人下手吗 Well? Learning foreign tongues?
快看看那迷人的小翘臀 Check out that cute little butt.
该死 竟然是蕾雅 Shit, it's Léa.
你是故意的吗？ - You do this on purpose?
我又怎么了 - What have I done now?
你穿这什么衣服？ - What are you wearing?
有怎样吗 你疯了 - What about it? You're nuts!
怎么了 -别插手 Stay out of this.
现在就给我回家换衣服！ -别做梦 我这样很好 Go home and change. Now! Dream on. I'm fine.
你看看你穿成什么样子 Look how you're dressed.
简直伤风败俗 It's indecent!
我的短裤吗 很不错啊 My shorts? They're great, huh?
给我回家 这是命令 Home! That's an order!
你到底有什么资格命令我 You're giving me orders now? By what right?
你有什么资格管我们任何一个 Who are you to give us orders?
注意你的态度 我是你外公 Change your tone. I'm your grandfather.
是吗 从什么时候开始的啊 Really? Since when?
我们有需要的时候 你从未出现过 You've never been there for us.
的确 要是我在的话 Exactly. If I had been,
你就不会这样糟蹋自己了 you wouldn't be making a spectacle of yourself.
这里每一个人 我都认识 I know everybody here.
你让我们全家都蒙羞 You're embarrassing the whole family.
是你让我们蒙羞 You embarrass us.
每一天 我们为你感到羞耻 Every day, you're an embarrassment to us!
给我闭嘴 Cut it out now!
放手 现在是你在糟蹋自己 Let go! Who's making a spectacle of himself?
连站都站不稳了 You can hardly stand up!
你这个酒鬼 You alcoholic!
我说了 叫你别插手 Stay out of this, I said.
他们只是在吵架而已 They're arguing, that's all.
你还好吗 Are you okay?
走吧 带我远离那个疯子 Come on, get me away from that psycho!
蕾雅 Leya
坐下来 Sit down.
喂 Hey
蕾雅 Leya
亲爱的 你在哪？ Sweetie, where are you?
我们担心死了 We're sick with worry.
我跟提亚戈在一起 With Tiago.
过几天再回去 I'm going away for a few days.
我该怎么跟你妈说 What'll I tell your mother?
我会打给她的 I'll call her.
外婆 Granny?
他是真命天子 我敢肯定 He's the one. I'm sure.
阿德里安 Adrian
没有你们我办不到的 I can't do it without you all.
我试过了 试了不少次 I've tried. Frequently.
我需要你们的帮忙 I need your help.
总算来了 You did it at last?
想要要活久一点了吧？ Decided to live a bit longer?
运动呢 What about sports?
你有做什么运动吗？You do any?
最近我在学滑雪 Recently, I took up skiing.
偶尔也踢踢足球 打打高尔夫 maybe a game of football or golf.
晚上如果不太累 Evenings, if I'm not too tired
也会打冰上曲棍球和网球 ice hockey and tennis.
是没错啊 但我尽力了嘛 Sure, but I'm doing my best.
都是看情况啦 It all depends.
我了解了 I see.
你知道这条路很难走吧 You realize it's not easy?
戒酒是很艰辛的 It'll be tough.
每天都像是一场战役 It'll be an effort every day.
每天的每小时 Every hour of every day.
每小时的每分钟 Every minute of every hour.
你了解吗 You understand?
我准备好了 I'm ready.
好的 Right...
打电游当运动也挺好的 It's all well and good, virtual sport,
但还是需要实际的运动 but you need physical exercise,
在现实中也要运动的 in the real world.
慢走 Walk slowly
好了 我们走吧 Come on, let's go.
别在半路去酒馆啊 No stopping at the bistro.
我们要比赛吗？ Race you?
你认真的吗？ Are you serious?
上面见 See you at the top.
嗨 保罗 Hi, Paul.
又开始骑车啦 Back in the saddle?
改天约了一起骑吧 Let's go for a ride some time.
当然好 -我很期待 - Absolutely. - I look forward to it.
麦克 再见 See you, Michel.
他上过电视 对吧？ -对啊 咱们走吧 Isn't he on TV? Sure, why? Let's go.
坐好了吗 可以吗？ -没问题 - Okay? Comfortable? - You bet.
很好 Cool.
咱们走吧 Let's go.
那是什么 What is it?
吃了 你就不会害怕了 This way, you'll have no fear.
干杯 Cheers!
干杯 保罗 Cheers, Paul.
然后是冯杜山 Then Mont Ventoux.
你说得没错 要从夏拉雷纳过去 You were right, from Chalet Reynard...
风景美不胜收 What a view!
快看 玛格丽来了 Look, it's Magali.
要唱歌吗？ - Shall we sing?
没有保罗怎么唱 - Without Paul?
骑完之后 I could eat a horse
我都能吃下一匹马或一头牛了 after that ride. Or a side of beef.
我们今天有几个人 How many of us are there?
蕾雅不来吃饭吗？ Léa isn't having lunch?
她去露营了 She went camping.
等等 该不会是跟披萨小子吧？ Hold on, with Pizzaman?
或许吧 怎么了？ Maybe, why?
怎么了 What?
你保证不发飙 Promise not to blow up.
先说了再说 Let's hear it.
你先发誓 Swear first.
他说他有货 He said he could supply.
什么货 What?
可卡因 迷幻药 Coke, acid,
安非他命 能嗨的他都卖 speed, anything to get you high.
披萨餐车只是他的掩护 The pizza van's a cover.
他的钱都是贩毒赚来的 The money's in dope.
你发过誓的 You promised.
你发的还是毒誓 You swore even.
等等 Hold on...
我就知道你还留着它 I knew you'd kept it.
你又不知道他们在哪儿 You don't know where they are.
卡马格没那么大 Camargue isn't that big.
我知道 我能追踪到她 I can track her down.
阿德里安 Adrian
给我看看他们在哪儿？ Show me where they are.
谢谢 Thanks.
他在干嘛？ What's he doing?
快点 Move it!
别做蠢事啊 Don't do anything stupid!
别开枪… Don't shoot!
她人呢 Where is she?
在沙丘后面 她没事 Behind the dune. She's fine.
你给她吃了什么 What did you give her?
迷幻药 Acid.
我给她吃的很少 真的 Not much, honestly.
我知道分寸的 I know what I'm doing.
是这样吗 Do you now?
坐上你的摩托车 立刻给我滚 Get on your bike and disappear!
懂了没 Got it?
好了 Ok
我给了她一些镇定剂 I gave her a sedative.
她得休息几天 It'll take a few days,
但她没事了 but she'll be fine.
我觉得好内疚 I feel so guilty.
你别内疚了 You? Guilty?
一直以来你都没做错 You never put a foot wrong.
而我却时常犯错 I wish I could say the same.
医师 -什么事 Doctor - What is it?
帮我个忙好吗？ Can I ask a favour?
我不会报案的 I won't report it.
谢谢 -不会 Thanks.
我的疯丫头 My crazy little girl.
提亚戈整个音讯全无 Not one text from Tiago, no calls.
连个抱歉都没说 Not even an apology, nothing.
是你恐吓他吗？ You shook him up?
一点点吧 Maybe a bit.
外公只是让他见识了一下 Gramps made an impression.
对 或许是他太无情 Maybe he's just impressionable.
好了 There we go.
来吧 Coming?
去吧 Go
快点骑 快点 Go on! Faster!
很好 Good
拿去 把这枚硬币投进水里 Here, throw a coin in.
丢啊 能带来好运的 Go on, it brings good luck.
感情方面的好运吗？ In love?
我受够了 再也不要了 I'm done with love. No more.
你们那个年代比较好 In your day, why not?
一见钟情之后就一生一世了 Love at first sight, a lifetime together,
就像你跟外婆一样 like Granny and you.
一见钟情只是个愚蠢的迷思 Love at first sight's a dumb-ass myth!
你们不是一见钟情吗？ It wasn't love at first sight?
我是啊 For me, sure.
她不是？ Not for her?
她深爱着的一个男人刚去世 She loved another man, who'd just passed away.
当我听说哥哥过世时 I was far from Goa
在一个离果阿很远的地方 when I heard my brother had died.
我连夜骑车赶了过去 I rode through the night.
车队等我到了 才举行火化仪式 The gang waited for me for the cremation.
艾琳和我是负责点火的 Iréne and I carried the torch.
就从那时开始的 That was how it started.
一开始 To begin with,
我们相爱是为了纪念他 we fell in love to keep his memory alive.
直到后来才发现 我们爱上了彼此 Until we realized we were truly in love.
看吧 You see?
爱情的路曲折离奇 Love takes weird and wonderful paths.
大家都是这样的 Same for you and me.
你还是要相信爱情的 You need to believe in it.
生活本身比我们还有想像力 Life has more imagination than us.
感觉不大对 Something's not right.
我知道了 I know.
戴顶帽子比较好 对吧？ Better with the hat, right?
对啊 Yeah
带着极为喜悦的心情 It is with great joy and emotion
我要来颁发这张证书 that I present this certificate
给我们的好农夫 也是好朋友 to our countryman and friend,
保罗·马祖雷 Paul Mazuret.
谨代表村庄 On behalf of the village,
我颁给你 I give you
2013年橄楂油金奖的荣誉 the olive oil gold medal 2013
并献上我最真试的祝贺 with my sincere congratulations.
你会来看我们吧？ You'll come and see us?
海风好像变小了 The Mistral's died down.
回答我 你会来吧？ Answer me. Will you come?
去巴黎吗？ To Paris?
我会生不如死 You want me dead?
在巴黎人们都说 Paris, where people say,
"这里太美好了 光阴似箭" "It's marvellous. Time here just flies by."
我可不希望光阴就这么溜走 I don't want time flying by.
我想每天都过得充实 I want to see the day slip by.
破晓时分的青色光芒 Dawn's pale blue light...
艳阳高照的中午 High noon...
日落时分被夕阳包围着 Sunset glowing all around us.
就像丝绒笼罩了阿尔皮勒山一样 like velvet on the Alpilles.
但在巴黎就是起床 然后睡觉 In Paris, you get up, you go to bed.
一天就这样消失了 You see nothing.
那对我来说是诈骗 I call that a con.
莫莫 来杯草莓鸡尾酒 - Strawberry cordial.
马上来 - Be right with you.
你知道吗 蒂欧 You know, Théo,
这是我这辈子度过的最棒的夏天 this was my best summer ever.
快翻译 Translate.
他说这是他这辈子度过的 最棒的夏天 He said, "This was my best summer ever."
"谢谢" 怎么说 How do you say "thank you"?
怎么了 What?
你刚才的手势是脏话 You told him he was filthy.
要像这样 Like that.
披萨小子不见啦 - Pizzaman's gone?
对啊 的确是 - Yeah, that's a point.
好久没看到他了 Haven't seen him for ages.
我说 Say...
该不是沉尸海底喂鱼了吧 Will I find him swimming with the fishes?
哪有这么夸张啦 Don't be so melodramatic.
你不会去问他姐姐嘛 Why not ask his sister?
他离开镇上啦 He's left town?
提亚戈啊 Tiago?
他去伊维萨开餐馆了 He opened a restaurant in Ibiza.
那真是太可惜了 Damn, that's a shame for us.
你卖三明治吗？ Got any sandwiches?
要买几个 -8个 - How many? - Eight.
莉莉 麻烦你做8个三明治 Lili! Eight sandwiches, please.
来吧 Come on,
我买些点心 给你们在火车上吃吧 let's buy you all a snack for the train.
所以呢 SQ?
暑假结束了 是吗？ Finished, the holidays?
要回去上学了 对吧？ Back to school now?
说真的 But hey, holidays
放假了 就常过来 keep coming round.
好啊 Ok
那你还会来的 对吧？ So you'll be back.
你知道要上哪儿去找我啰？ And you know where to find me.
对吧？ Don't you?
再见啦 See you soon.
♪ 不懂你因为何要离开
♪ 以为你要留下来
♪ 以后我要怎么办
♪ 再无法回到以前那种生活
♪ 心不再跳动了
♪ 即使日子还是要过
♪ 往后你晚上还得睡觉
♪ 让我点燃炉火
♪ 温暖你的心和身
♪ 你还不愿完全放弃
♪ 因为你刚让我心碎
♪ 在我心目中仍然趾高气扬
我好想你 I missed you.
我更想你 Me more.
嗨 小子 Hey, champ!
我都在这儿 I'll be here.
我知道 I know.
小美人 Beautiful!
那么蒙特利尔 So, Montreal,
你会搬过去吧 you're moving there?
我还不知道 I don't know yet.
再多留一会儿嘛 Stay a while.
这算是邀请吗？ Is that an invitation?
你知道吗… You know...
你的房间一直都在 Your room's still there.
蕾雅就是睡那儿 Léa slept in it.
那男孩们睡哪儿？ Where did you put the boys?
睡阁楼 In the attic.
跟蜘蛛一起睡吗？ With the spiders?
跟蜘蛛一起睡 With the spiders.