翻译: 糖果强 张八十 亿生 威力
翻译: 赛尔壳斯 Oguritei 桑榆 豆腐君
校对: pendz
后期: 天灵没有盖
压制: Lobo
总监: 怪查理
(少年武士和断头祖先)
十个世纪前 在狗尚未被驯化的时代 Ten centuries ago, before the Age of Obedience,
犬类自由驰骋 扩展着他们的疆土 free dogs roamed at liberty, marking their territory.
为扩大统治 Seeking to extend its dominion,
爱猫的小林王朝发起战争 the cat-loving Kobayashi Dynasty declared war
攻打措手不及的四脚野兽 and descended in force upon the unwary four-legged beasts.
在即将全犬覆灭时 On the eve of total canine annihilation,
一位少年勇士出于对被围困败犬的同情 a child warrior sympathetic to the plight of the besieged underdog dogs
背叛了他的种群 betrayed his species,
取下小林氏族首领的首级 beheaded the head of the head of the Kobayashi clan
并对剑发誓 高呼如下俳句 and pledged his sword with the following battle-cry haiku.
我心已决 I turn my back
背弃人族 On man-kind!
如若窗霜 Frost on window-pane.
他就是传说中的少年武士 愿他安息 He would later be known as the Boy Samurai of Legend, RIP.
在腥风血雨的犬战之后 At the end of the bloody dog wars,
败犬退化为软弱的家养宠物 the vanquished mongrels became powerless house-pets:
被驯化 被奴役 被轻视 tamed, mastered, scorned.
但他们得以生存并繁衍生息 But they survived and multiplied.
然而小林氏族 The Kobayashis, however,
从未原谅过他们的手下败将 never forgave their conquered foe.
(内部禁犬)
写给观众
人类在故事中只讲母语 (部分由双语同传 外国交换生 或电子设备 进行翻译)
所有犬吠都会以英文表达
(电波字幕组 诚心诚译)
(犬 之 岛)
日本列岛 The Japanese archipelago,
20年后的未来 20 years in the future.
为 了 希 崎 市 的
最 大 利 益
小林肯纪市长
(第六任期)
这是一场重大危机 これは危機だ
我们必须改变现状 現状を変えなければならない
犬类密度已经达到了爆发疫情的程度 Canine Saturation has reached epidemic proportions.
口鼻热在希崎市迅速蔓延开来 An outbreak of Snout-fever rips through the City of Megasaki.
大量被感染的跳蚤 寄生虫 蜱虫和虱子 Blizzards of infected fleas, worms, ticks and lice
威胁着市民健康 menace the citizenship.
犬流感即将突破种群界限 Dog-Flu threatens to cross the species threshold
侵入并感染人类 and enter the human disease-pool.
即使要牺牲过度繁殖的犬类的幸福 増えすぎた犬たちの幸福をぎせいにしても
在市政厅一次特殊的午夜会议上 In a special midnight-session at the Municipal Dome,
云丹县小林市长 Mayor Kobayashi of Uni Prefecture
发布紧急法令迅速进行隔离 issues emergency orders calling for a hasty quarantine:
驱逐并封闭管理所有犬类 the expulsion and containment of all breeds,
无论是流浪还是家养狗 both stray and domesticated.
根据官方法案 垃圾岛成为流放地 By official decree, Trash Island becomes an exile colony.
将犬只全部驱逐 全ての犬を追放しろ
保护云丹县希崎市 雲丹県メガ崎市を守るんだ
犬之岛 The Isle of Dogs.
根据本国法律 反对意见也予以尊重 この国の法律に従って反対意見も容認する
我们的法律体系
欢迎
不同政见
请尊重 Respect-o.
科学党候选人 渡边教授 科学党候補 プロフェッサー渡辺
这对狗不公平 犬に不公平だ
这对于犬类是不公平的 It's not fair to the dogs.
(官方口译员纳尔逊)
小林市长指出的这个方案 The path favored by Mayor Kobayashi
残忍且不科学 is cruel and unscientific.
近千年来 For a thousand years,
这些坚韧的动物热爱 服务 保护我们 these resilient animals have loved, served and protected us.
如今 在他们最需要我们的时候 Now, in their time of greatest need,
我们要再次抛弃他们吗 we forsake them again?
一股狂热的反犬潮流 A tidal-wave of Anti-Dog hysteria
扰乱了我们的道德判断力 has crippled our moral judgment.
给我六个月 我会给出免疫血清 Give me six months, and I will deliver a serum.
我差一点就完成了 哎 I'm this close, dammit.
犬流感血清
(效果图)
犬流感会被彻底根除 口鼻热会被击破的 Dog-Flu will be eradicated. Snout-fever will be defeated.
犬流感血清
(效果图)
犬类密度会重新回到正常水平 Canine Saturation will be returned to sustainable levels
而无需大规模阉割 and without mass-neutering!
狗不是人类的朋友吗 犬は人間の友ではないのか
狗不是人类的朋友吗 Whatever happened to man's best friend
不 不 不 No, no, no!
群众正在要求立即批准 The crowd is calling for the immediate ratification and
并通过市长的提议 approval of the mayor's proposal.
请安静 お静かに
为了展示国民的团结 国民の団結を示すために
为了团结群众 As a gesture of public solidarity,
小林市长召来他的心腹助手执事 Mayor Kobayashi is calling upon his Assistant Hatchet-Man, Major-Domo,
供出市长宅邸的 to furnish the personal bodyguard-dog
执事
(心狠手辣助手)
私人保镖犬 小林斑点 of the mayoral-household, Spots Kobayashi,
交予灭犬委员会所有 into the possession of the Committe for Canine Desaturation.
(斑点)
斑点将成为首只被正式驱逐出境的狗 Spots will be the first dog to be officially deported from the city.
垃 圾 岛 法 案
(六个月后)
六个月后 Six months later.
曾被驯养的宠物犬如今成群结队 Nomadic packs of once-domesticated house-pets,
疾病缠身 饥肠辘辘 sick and hungry,
流浪在垃圾堆和水沟之间 rove the garbage canyons and filthy ravines,
寻觅残羹冷炙 scrounging for scraps.
所有犬只都感染了犬流感细菌 One hundred per cent test positive for the Dog-Flu germ.
症状如下 消瘦 晕眩 Symptoms: weight-loss, dizziness,
嗜睡 失眠 narcolepsy, insomnia,
极端攻击行为 and extreme aggressive behavior.
四分之三出现早发型口鼻热症状 Three-quarters display signs of early-onset Snout-fever:
高烧 低血压 high-temperature, low blood-pressure,
情绪极端 acute moodiness
以及痉挛性鼻息 and spasmodic nasal expiration.
被驱逐的犬群变得更加虚弱 悲伤 易怒 The exiled dog-population grows weaker, sadder, angrier.
不顾一切 Desperate.
喂 等下 Hey, wait a second.
在我们像疯子一样互相攻击撕咬之前 Before we attack each other and tear ourselves to shreds like a pack of maniacs,
我们先打开袋子看看里面到底有什么 let's just open the sack first and see what's actually in it.
可能都不值得我们干一仗 It might not even be worth the trouble.
- 你怎么看 - 我也不知道啊 - What do you say? - I'm not sure.
也行吧 Maybe.
好吧 Alright.
一个烂果核 两个生虫的香蕉皮 A rancid apple core; two worm-eaten banana peels;
一个发霉的年糕 干透的酸黄瓜 a moldy rice cake; a dried-up pickle;
一听沙丁鱼骨头 一堆破鸡蛋壳 tin of sardine bones; a pile of broken egg-shells;
一个爬满了蛆的碎烂鸡胗 an old, smushed-up, rotten gizzard with maggots all over it...
行了 值得一战 Okay, it's worth it.
滚远点 再也别回来 Get out of here and don't come back.
天 伊戈尔 我看他把你耳朵咬掉了 Sheesh, Igor. I think he chewed your ear off.
哦 嗯 Hmm... Hmm.
罐头牛肉
我觉得我吃不下这些垃圾了 I don't think I can stomach any more of this garbage.
- 我也是啊 - 完全没错 - Same here. - Words out of my mouth.
我以前睡的是羊毛豆袋 I used to sleep on a lamb's-wool bean-bag
旁边就是电加热器 next to an electric space-heater.
那是我的地盘 我是室内犬 That's my territory. I'm an indoor dog.
我曾连续出演过22个狗狗骨头的广告 I starred in 22 consecutive Doggy-Chop commercials.
看我现在这德行 连面试都没机会 Look at me now. I couldn't land an audition.
我曾是百战不败的高中棒球队的主吉祥物 I was the lead mascot for an undefeated high-school baseball team.
现在我一点士气都没有 抑郁得很 I lost all my spirit. I'm depressing.
我只想要我曾有的东西 I only ask for what I've always had:
均衡饮食 定期修毛 a balanced diet, regular grooming,
还有年度全身体检 and a general physical once a year.
我觉得我要放弃了 I think I might give up.
- 什么 现在吗 - 就现在 - What, right now? - Right now.
在垃圾岛是没有未来的 There's no future on Trash Island.
你们都知道传闻吧 关于巴斯特的 You heard the rumor, right? About Buster.
哪个 你说说 Not sure. Can you remind me?
谁是巴斯特 Who's Buster?
我那个不是同一窝的兄弟 Uh, my brother from another litter.
- 他怎么了 - 自杀了 - What happened to him? - Suicided.
吊死在自己的狗绳上了 Hanged himself by his own leash.
- 嗯 - 哦 天 - Hmm. - Oh, boy.
我想要我的主人 I want my master.
啊 Ah...
你们让我恶心 You make me sick.
我见过有的猫都比你们有胆识 I've seen cats with more balls than you dogs.
别舔伤了 Stop licking your wounds!
你饿了 就去捕猎 You hungry? Kill something and eat it.
你生病 就好好休息 You sick? Take a long nap.
百战不败 连续五季比赛
你冷了 就挖地洞 You cold? Dig a hole in the ground,
爬进去 把自己埋起来 crawl into it, and bury yourself.
但谁也别想放弃 But nobody's giving up around here,
你们给我记住 决不 and don't you forget it, ever.
君 主
犬舍咳
狂犬病病毒
你是君主 You're Rex!
你是国王 You're King!
国王
电话号码
你是公爵 You're Duke!
公爵
已接种疫苗
你是老板 You're Boss!
老板
吉祥物 希崎龙之队
我是酋长 I'm Chief.
我们是威严的战无不胜的领导者 We're a pack of scary, indestructible Alpha Dogs.
你们说得自己仿佛是一群乖巧的 宠物 You're talking like a bunch of house-broken... pets.
你无法理解的 你怎么明白呢 你是个 You don't understand. Uh, how could you? You're a...
来吧 说出来 我是个流浪狗 没错 Go ahead, say it. I'm a stray, yeah.
豆蔻
希崎纯种展览犬协会 注册犬
她怎么把毛弄得这么干净的 How does she keep her fur so clean?
这垃圾岛上也没有洗发水 There's no shampoo on Trash Island.
你们也听过那个传言吧 关于她和菲利克斯的 You heard the rumor, right? About her and Felix.
- 什么传言 - 菲利克斯 没听过 - What'd they say? - Felix? No.
- 他俩怎么了 - 他俩交配了 - What happened to them? - They mated.
谁是菲利克斯来着 Who is Felix again?
我喜欢过的狗 从不发情 All the ones I like: they're never in heat.
嘿 看 那个小飞机飞得有点歪 Hey, now, that puddle-jumper's flying crooked.
- 喔 是啊 - 放轻松 - Oh, you're right. - Ease up.
- 拉起来 - 他一个机翼要掉了 - Pull up. - He's gonna lose a wing.
哇 Wow.
(第一部分: "小飞行员")
第一部分 "小飞行员" Part One: "The Little Pilot."
是个小家伙 身上没多少肉 Small guy. Not much meat on him.
是啊 他死了吗 Yeah, is he dead?
看起来死了 He looks dead.
我有个问题 我们是要吃了他吗 还是说要救他 I have a question. Are we eating him, or is this a rescue?
现在还不确定 We don't know yet.
谁也不能吃小飞行员 Nobody's eating the little pilot.
尸体也不行 狗不吃主人 Not even the dead body of him. Dogs don't eat masters.
你不是我们的老大 我们都是老大 来投个票吧 You're not our leader. We all are. Let's take a vote.
谁同意不吃掉小飞行员的 说"好" All in favor of not eating the little pilot, say "Aye".
- 好 - 不 - Aye. - Nay.
首要的事情是 First-things-first:
来把他的头盔打开 let's open his helmet
所以如果他还活着的话可以呼吸点空气 so he can breathe some air if he's alive,
然后我们看看能不能把那个损坏的螺旋桨轴 then see if we can pull that hunk of broken propeller-clutch
从他脑袋里拔出来 如果不会害死他的话 out of the side of his head if it doesn't kill him.
- 这没问题吧 - 嗯 可以 - Does that sound right? - Yeah, that's right.
斑点 斑点 斑点 Spots-u! Spots-u! Spots-u!
我们知道你的意思 We get the idea.
你在找你走失的狗 斑点 You're looking for your lost dog, Spots.
- 有人认识他吗 - 嗯 没 - Does anybody know him? - Hmm. No.
对于他的养子阿塔里的失踪事件的问题 In response to questions regarding the purported disappearance of his ward Atari
小林市长表示无可奉告 Mayor Kobayashi offers no comment
并且敦促记者尊重市长宅邸的隐私 and urges reporters to respect the privacy of the mayoral-household.
阿塔里 12岁 最后被目击是昨日早晨 Atari, aged 12, was last seen early yesterday morning
驾驶着一架小型飞机 rolling a small airplane
从希崎行政机场的跑道起飞 onto a runway at Megasaki Executive Airport.
24小时后 24 hours later.
我会咬人 I bite.
不好意思 请无视那只狗 I beg your pardon. Ignore that dog.
他有口鼻热 He's got Snout-fever.
就请 跟我们来就好了 Just please follow us.
我从来没见过他 但是我四处问了问 Now, I never met him, but I asked around.
看得出来他交了不少朋友 I understand he made a lot of friends.
他性情非常温和 我听说的 He had a very good-natured temperament, I'm told.
不过当然了 你最知道这一点 Of course, you would know best.
就在这上面再往前走一点的左边 It's just a bit further up here on the left.
总之就像我说的 他好像是一只非常讨喜的动物 Anyway, as I say, he seemed to have been an extremely pleasant animal.
不幸的是 没人知道怎么打开他的狗笼 Unfortunately, nobody could figure out how to open his dog-cage.
(回忆: 三年前)
三年前 Three years earlier.
上周重大子弹头列车事故的唯一幸存者 The sole survivor of last week's colossal bullet-train disaster
一个叫做阿塔里的小男孩 a young boy named Atari,
今晨早些时候从重度昏迷中苏醒过来 awoke from a deep-coma early this morning
得知了他父母悲惨的死讯 to learn of his parents' tragic deaths
以及他的远房叔叔 小林市长表示有意 and also the intention of his distant-uncle, Mayor Kobayashi
以个人名义让他做市长宅邸的养子 to personally adopt him as ward to the mayoral-household.
从希崎医院出院之后 Upon his release from Megasaki General,
(悲惨的事故)
在事故中失去右肾 Atari who suffered the loss of his right kidney and
(少年去世的双亲)
并多条肋骨骨折的阿塔里 numerous broken bones in the crash
(悲伤的葬礼)
将会生活在红砖公馆之内的隔离区中 will live in sequestered quarters within the confines of Brick Mansion,
(市长宅邸)
在那他将会受到家庭教师的单独教育 where he will be educated in solitude by private tutors.
市长还安排了一项安全措施 Atari has also been assigned a security-detail
以保护他的人身安全 for his own protection
具体措施为一条经高度训练的保镖犬 in the form of a highly trained bodyguard-dog
名叫小林斑点 named Spots Kobayashi.
这是您个人的保镖犬 これはあなたの個人用ボディーガードドッグ
他将保卫您的安全 彼はあなたの安全警護のために
从今往后一直护您左右 これからずっとあなたをお守りいたします
恩 你是我的新主人 Um, you're my new master.
我的名字叫做斑点 为您效劳 My name is Spots. I'm at your service.
我将保卫你的利益和安全 I'll be protecting your welfare and safety
没有期限 on an ongoing-basis.
换句话说 我是你的狗 In other words: I'm your dog.
喂 こら
不要伸出手随便给他舔 手を出して舐めさせっぱなしするな
他不是拿来让你摸的狗 彼はそのためにいるのではない
保镖犬 不是宠物 Bodyguard-dog! Not pet!
用这个耳机可以和他交流 このイヤホンでやり取りをする
说句话试试 話してみる
喂喂 もしもし
保镖犬 听得见吗 ボディーガードドッグ 聞こえる
我能听到 阿塔里大人 I can hear you, Master Atari.
你愿意做我的警卫犬保护我对吗 君が僕を守ってくれる警護犬になってくれるんだね
我能听到 I can hear you.
我能听到 我能听到 I can hear you. I can hear you.
(回忆结束)
喔 不 Oh, no.
你需要一把钥匙 You need a key.
(希崎大学 犬流感血清研究实验室)
(犬流感 已治愈)
(口鼻热 有治愈可能)
(垃圾减少 72%)
聚集于此的各位 お集まりの皆様
这是给各位所有取得成果的尝试的报酬 皆様方の全ての成果ある試みの報酬として
请享用吧 どうぞお楽しみください
干杯 乾杯
谢谢大家 ありがとうございました
把这个烂家伙修好啦 このぼろけるの塊をなおせた
黑匣子
市政特遣队
(捕犬分部)
- 你从哪弄的那个 - 什么 我一直都戴着啊 - Where'd you get that? - What? I always had this.
我从那具骷髅那儿偷的 I stole it off the dead skeleton.
哦 不 Oh, no.
嘿 死的那只狗搞错了 Hey! The wrong dog died!
死的那只狗搞错了 The wrong dog died!
运 动
保镖犬
错了 死的那只狗搞错了 The wrong... The wrong dog died.
他不是斑点 He's not Spots.
那是谁 Who is that?
我闻不到他 I can't smell him.
我挂了 もう切るぞ
请说 どうぞ
根除 根絶
有可能持续 持続可能
喂 もしもし
过会再打给我 後にしてくれ
好 はい
血液检查 血液検査
反应时间 反応時間
心跳数 心拍数
真令人介意啊 気に入らないなあ
像是以为这样就能解决问题了 これで問題が解決したと思ってるようだが
但没理解真正的问题是什么啊 何が本当の問題か理解してないからなあ
执行命令
把狗投放到垃圾岛去 犬はゴミ島に留め置く
所有狗都要留在垃圾岛上
(重要机密)
(犬类密度危机对策)
小林机器犬
(军用战斗宠物机器犬)
小林制药 (毒芥末)
小林市政特遣队 (犬监狱)
拳头帮 (黑帮联系人)
救援无人机
为什么要跟过来 何でついてくるんだ
快从这里滚出去 ここからとっとと出て行け
市政特遣队
这是虐待儿童 This is child abuse.
酋长 你来对付机器狗 Chief, you fight the robot-dog.
等等 什么 Wait. What?
国王 公爵 老板 你们攻击那三个捉狗的 King, Duke, Boss? You attack the three dog-catchers.
- 这就去 - 我去保护小飞行员 - On it. - I'll guard the little pilot.
听我指令 准备好了吗 On my command. Ready?
等一下 Wait a second!
我才不要去对付那个机器狗 I am not gonna fight this robot!
我是反对小飞行员的 记得吗 I'm against the little pilot, remember?
我甚至不信主人这一说 I don't even believe in masters.
你打架最在行了 You're the best in a scrap.
我们都知道 你喜欢打架 We all know that. You like to fight.
嗯 来投个票吧 Well, let's take a vote.
谁同意酋长对付机器狗 说"好" All in favor of Chief fighting the robot-dog, say "Aye".
- 好 - 不 - Aye. - Nay.
咬他 Sic 'em.
他在破坏引导装置 やつが誘導装置を破壊してるんだ
那个小屁孩 あの小僧め
确认输入
把戏
我的养子 阿塔里 My ward, Atari,
被强行恶意绑架了 has been kidnapped against his will
作案者是一群不服从命令 被感染传染病的动物 by a pack of disobedient, contagious, infected animals.
他将会被及时营救 安全返回 He will be rescued promptly, returned to safety,
然后余下的童年期间永远禁足 and grounded for the duration of his childhood years.
绑架他的五名狗罪犯身份已经被确认了 His five dog-abductors have been identified
利用了高级尾牙全身试别软件 through the use of advanced Tooth-and-Tail Recognition Software:
理所应当的 他们将会被逮捕 They will, of course, be captured
然后被武力消灭 and violently destroyed.
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酋长也应该来检查一下 Chief ought to get a check-up, too.
他的状况看起来比谁都严重 He looks worse than anybody.
我来告诉你们吧 ちょっといわせてもらうよ
发生了一件很可怕的事 恐ろしいことが起きたんだ
人类和犬类要开战了 人間と犬の戦争になるよ
让他们瞧瞧都对我们做了些什么 奴らがぼくらに何したか見ってみろよ
狗狗加油 イエーイ 犬だ
我真希望有谁能听懂他的话 I wish somebody spoke his language.
从现在起 你们全都 いまから お前たちは
是我的狗了 僕の犬だ
坐下 Sit-o!
我听懂这个了 坐下 Well, I understood that. Sit down.
坐下 Sit-o!
酋长 坐下 Chief! Sit!
我从不坐下 I don't sit.
你怎么不服从啊 坐下 You're disobedient! Sit!
不 No.
我不会喝那个的 如果我是你的话 I wouldn't drink that, if I were you.
全都是有毒的化学物质 It's full of toxic chemicals.
你怎么知道 How do you know?
因为我丈夫的妹妹喝了它 Because my sister-in-law drank it,
舌头变黑了 and her tongue turned black.
哦 Oh.
你是 菲利克斯的伴侣 You're Felix's mate.
不好意思 你说什么 I beg your pardon?
我是说 我以为你和菲利克斯交配了 I mean, I think you mated with Felix
如果我没听错的话 if I heard it right?
不关你的事 That's none of your business.
不 不 我不是说这事是真的还是假的 No, no, I don't suggest whether it actually happened or not.
我只是说我认出你是那个传言中的人 I'm just saying that I recognize you from when I heard that rumor.
我想我该说晚安了 I think I'm going to say good-night.
等等 等一下 Wait, wait, wait.
别 等等 No. Wait.
从头来过 谁在乎菲利克斯啊 Start over. Who cares about Felix?
我叫酋长 这就是我的名字 I'm Chief. That's my name.
我知道了 I see.
我在自我介绍呢 你是谁 I'm introducing myself. Who are you?
我以为你知道关于我的一切 I thought you knew all about me.
不 我啥都不知道 No, I don't know anything.
我就该管好我的嘴的 I should've kept my mouth shut.
都是道听途说罢了 It's all hearsay.
总之 你是豆蔻 Anyway, you're Nutmeg.
所以你还是知道我的 So you do know me, after all.
知道吗 是 After all? Yes.
你是个展览犬吧 豆蔻 You a show-dog, Nutmeg?
我生下来是展览犬 I was bred as a show-dog.
也因此被这么打扮着 I was groomed for that purpose.
这并不是我的选择 It wasn't my choice.
我不把它看做是我的身份 I don't consider it my identity.
不过 看看四周 Anyway, look around.
现在又有什么意义呢 What difference does it make now?
所以那是对的喽 So that's a yes.
所以那是对的 我曾经是的 So that's a yes, I used to be.
我能上去吗 May I join you?
你被攻击了 You've been attacked.
嗯 这有啥新鲜的 你应该瞧瞧我的对手狗 Hmm. What else is new? You should see the other dog.
说实话 我觉得他是不锈钢做的 Actually,I think he was made of stainless-steel.
我牙根本咬不动他 I couldn't get my teeth into him.
那个小飞行员是谁 Who is the little pilot?
他做了什么 他们为什么要追他 What'd he do? Why are they after him?
没人知道 Nobody knows.
你是个流浪狗 对吧 You're a stray, aren't you?
是的 我是个流浪狗 Yes, I'm a stray.
但我们不都是吗 根据最新的分析报告 But aren't we all? In the last analysis, I mean?
你被训练过吗 要参加比赛的话 Were you trained? For competition.
我可是个展览犬啊 I was a show-dog.
- 那你会几招把戏喽 - 就一点 - You know a few tricks, then. - A few.
能给我看一个吗 Can I see one?
还是等我们再熟一点吧 Maybe if I get to know you better.
好吧 Fair enough.
对了 那不是真的 It's not true, by the way.
我和菲利克斯的关系 声明一下 About me and Felix. For the record.
我不会将小狗带到这个世界上的 I wouldn't bring puppies into this world.
我不相信所谓主人 我从来没信过 I don't believe in masters. I never did.
这违背了我的原则 It's against my principles.
但你这样的狗不应该沦落到这种地方 But this is no place for a dog like you.
你有归属 你可是有证明的 You belong somewhere. You've got papers.
哦 我已经长大了 亲爱的 Oh, I'm full-grown, sweetheart.
你不必担心我 You don't have to worry about me.
晚安 Good-night.
我希望能再见到你 I hope I'll see you again.
- 这有一个 - 一个啥 - Here's one. - One what?
这时我头顶应该转着一个八斤重的保龄球 I'm supposed to be spinning a nine-pound bowling-ball over my head at this point,
不过这得靠你的想象了 but you just have to imagine that part.
噢 Oh.
我能想象到 I can picture it.
你会帮他吗 那个小飞行员 Will you help him? The little pilot?
我为什么要帮 Why should I?
因为他是个12岁的小男孩 Because he's a 12-year-old boy.
狗都爱小孩的 Dogs love those.
斑点 不管他是谁 Spots, whoever he is,
可能还活着 可能已经死了 might be alive, and he might be dead,
但有件事是肯定的 but one thing's for sure:
他肯定不在附近 he's nowhere around here.
他不在这个狗社区里 He's not in the dog-community.
这个垃圾岛上至少还有500日本公顷的 There's probably another 500 Japanese hectares
没被标记在地图上的废土 of unmapped waste-land on Trash Island at least.
我们从哪儿开始 Where do we start?
还有 一个关于精神健康的问题 Also, the mental health question:
可能是因为那个螺旋桨轴 maybe it's because of that propeller-clutch
戳进了他的脑袋 stuck in the side of his head
我说不准 我又不是个医生 I can't say, I'm not a doctor,
但我觉得这小飞行员脑子不太好使 but I think the little pilot's got a screw loose.
这些都是不利因素 Those are the cons.
你们也听过那个传言吧 关于小飞行员的 You heard the rumor, right? About the little pilot.
- 哪个传言 - 说什么的 - Which rumor? - What is that?
小林是他的远房叔叔 Kobayashi is his distant uncle.
他是市长的养子 He's the mayor's ward.
- 什么 - 喔哦 - What? - Whoa.
话虽如此 我们来看看加分项 Be that as it may, let's look at the pros.
这个男孩独自一人飞到这里来 That boy flew here, all alone,
然后在岛上摔机着陆 and crash-landed onto this island
就为一个原因 仅仅是一个原因 for one reason; one reason only:
为了找到他的狗 to find his dog.
就我所知 没有别的主人 To the best of my knowledge, no other master,
没有哪怕一位人类主人 not one single human master,
尝试过做出这样的事 has made any effort to do that.
他们已经把我们全然忘却了 They've forgotten all about us.
我提议我们从明早开始 天刚亮的时候 I propose we start tomorrow, first-light.
我们就穿过中指区 We'll cross the Middle Fingers.
在沙丘那儿找到拖船 We'll find the tugboat on the Dune.
去见木星和先知 We'll go see Jupiter and Oracle.
他们知道该做什么 They'll know what to do.
来投个票吧 同意的说"好" Let's take a vote. All in favor say "Aye".
- 好 - 不 - Aye. - Nay.
谁说的不 Who's the nay-sayer?
- 他 - 我 - Him. - Me.
这小孩会让我们都沉睡的 安乐死 That kid is gonna get us all put to sleep. Euthanized.
我们不会找到那条狗 We won't find the dog,
但会在找的过程中丧命 but we will die trying.
这样死也不错 总之少数服从多数 Not a bad way to go. You're out-voted, anyway.
( 每 日 宣 言 ) (带他们回来!)
科学党候选人渡边教授 Science-Party Candidate Professor Watanabe
已于今日被软禁在东宝山旅馆 has been placed under house-arrest today at Toho Mountain Ryokan
因其昨晚尖锐批评了 after offering sharp criticism last night
小林政府的犬类密度危机政策 of the Kobayashi Administration's Canine Saturation-crisis policy:
.技术故障.
云丹高中 每日宣言
目前的情况是相当麻烦的 これは非常に厄介な状況だなあ
等等 等一下 ちょっとって ちょっと待って
外国交换生沃克 Foreign-exchange student Walker.
谢谢 浩编辑 Thank you, Editor-Hiroshi.
你们都认识我 You all know me.
我直言不讳 有时因此而得罪人 I speak my mind, and sometimes that ruffles some feathers.
恕我唐突 Please, forgive my bluntness.
小林市长就是个骗子 我讨厌他 Mayor Kobayashi is a crook, and I hate him.
目前 在这个竞争激烈的大选年中 Right now, he faces a divided congress
他面对的是四分五裂的国会 during a hotly-contested re-election year.
狗狗们在一个悲惨的岛上奄奄一息 Dogs are dying on a miserable island.
容易受骗的主人们已经被洗脑 Gullible masters have been brainwashed.
科学党候选人被强行关押 The Science-Party Candidate is being held against his will
无法寻求法律援助 with no recourse to legal counsel.
有人在密谋着什么 Somebody is up to something.
等一下 先停下 ちょっと待って ちょっと待って
你有个阴谋论吗 You have a conspiracy theory?
我有预感 I have a hunch.
我不会出版预感的 I don't print hunch.
我来讲清楚 I'll spell it out.
我相信 市政厅的宣传 I believe Municipal Dome propaganda
故意调动起了不理智的反犬恐慌 has deliberately stoked irrational Anti-Dog fear
并控制了一种已经通过医学验证的犬流感疫苗 and suppressed a medically proven Dog-Flu treatment
以此进行秘密的宣传活动 in order to promote a secret campaign
使整个国家和无辜的家养宠物为敌 to turn the country against its innocent house-pets.
就是这样 我说出来了 There. I said it.
你能证明吗 Can you prove it?
黑客角
我不知道 I don't know.
跟你讲句实话 我不知道 To tell you the truth: I don't know.
背景音乐 - The West Coast Pop Art Experimental Band
*我所有的骄傲都已不再* *I've lost all of my pride*
*我进入天堂又从彼岸出来* *I've been to paradise and out the other side*
第二部 "寻找斑点" Part Two: "The Search for Spots."
(第二部分: "寻找斑点")
*无人指引* *With no one to guide me*
*我被心底的火轮撕碎舐尽* *Torn apart by a fiery wheel inside me*
*未经触碰的钻石* *An untouched diamond*
*美好如斯却无光彩流溢* *That's golden and brilliant without illumination*
*你的嘴巴如同星座* *Your mouth's a constellation*
*繁星在你眼中闪烁* *The stars are in your eyes*
*我会乘飞船试着把你的踪迹捕捉* *I'll take a spaceship and try and go and find you*
垃圾岛的中指区 The Middle Fingers of Trash Island
向上游蜿蜒迂回 wind and weave up-river,
被交错的管道和生锈的高架桥连缀成整体 inter-stitched by zig-zagging pipe-lines and rusty viaducts.
废弃的多功能建筑群的残骸 The ruins of a failed utility-complex
被海啸冲垮了 washed-out by tsunami.
废弃发电厂的瓦砾 The rubble of an abandoned power-plant
被地震破坏了 demolished by earthquake.
无人工业区的遗迹 The remains of a deserted industrial estate
被火山喷发摧毁了 destroyed by volcanic blast.
*我不会伤害你* *I won't hurt you*
旧 垃 圾 岛
旧垃圾岛运动俱乐部 The Old Trash Island Athletic Club,
空无一人也早已被遗忘 member-less and long-forgotten.
好了 我有一个问题 Okay, I got a question.
你们最喜欢的食物是啥 What's your favorite food?
双份的罐装狗狗骨头 A double-portion of Doggy-Chop from the can
混上一碗碎的小狗脆饼干 mixed into a bowl of broken Puppy-Snaps
还要加入一颗磨成粉末的维他命 with a vitamin crushed up into it.
国王可是那东西的代言狗啊 King's the spokes-dog for that.
他就是狗狗骨头狗啊 He's the Doggy-Chop dog.
呃 曾经是 Mmm. Used to be.
那是你每天定餐吗 Was that your daily meal?
不一定 我的主人是个学校老师 Not always. My master was a school-teacher.
我们并不是那么富有 你呢 We weren't rich, you know. You?
一块煎过的神户肋眼牛排 A center-cut Kobe rib-eye, seared,
带着骨头 撒上了盐和胡椒 on the bone, with salt and pepper.
哇哦 Wow.
这是我生日晚餐 每年不变 It was my birthday supper. Every year.
我的是热香肠 日式烧烤那样烤的 Mine's hot-sausage, yakitori-style.
卖小吃的小贩总会在比赛日给我留一个 The snack vendor always saved me one on game-days.
- 公爵呢 - 呃 抹茶冰淇淋 - Hmm. Duke? - Ah, green-tea ice cream.
我的主人很喜欢甜食 My master had a sweet-tooth.
我可能是从她那儿遗传过来的 I probably inherited it from her.
你听到那个传言了吧 关于狗狗骨头的 You heard the rumor, right? About Doggy-Chop.
- 再给点提示 - 什么传言啊 - Remind us again. - What rumor?
- 哦 他们倒闭了 - 哦 不 - Oh, they folded. - Oh, no.
狗狗 狗狗骨头倒闭了吗 Doggy... Doggy-Chop folded?
你呢 酋长 你最喜欢吃什么 How about you, Chief? What was your favorite food?
我吗 我不在乎 Me? Oh, I don't care.
废物 垃圾 不要的残渣 Garbage, trash, scraps of rubbish.
我已经习惯剩饭剩菜了 I'm used to left-overs.
想想也是 Yeah, yeah.
当然了 我也不是一直都是流浪狗的 Of course, I wasn't always a stray.
等等 你说啥 Wait. What'd you say?
我说了我并不是一直都是流浪狗 I said I wasn't always a stray.
- 真的吗 啥时候的事 - 跟我们说说看吧 - Really? Since when? - Tell us about that.
我一辈子都在被抓狗的追捕 I've been hunted by dog-catchers all my life.
我不是轻易就能被困住的 I'm not easy to trap.
我只被抓住过三次 I've only got three captures on my record
我是指真的被关到了栏杆后面 where I actually got sent to the pound, I mean,
前两次我在24小时内就逃出去了 and the first two times, I escaped within 24 hours,
但是第三次 but the third time...
我在挖好逃出去的隧道之前就被领养了 I got adopted before I could finish digging the break-out-tunnel.
那是一个大家庭 It was a big family.
五个孩子 还有两条狗 Five kids. Two other dogs, already.
他们把我装在一辆旅行车的后面 They stuck me in the back of a station-wagon
开车载着我到了偏远的乡下 and drove me out to the middle of the sticks.
那里有草 树 游泳池 电视上放着动画片 Grass, trees, swimming pool. Cartoons on TV.
反正 一周后的一个早上 Anyway, one morning a week later,
最年轻的孩子 他名字叫敏郎 the youngest boy, his name was Toshiro,
6点15就把我弄醒了 woke me up at 6:15,
他的眼睛很亮 精神得很 bright-eyed, wide-awake,
然后他想要摸摸我 and he tried to pet me.
他并没有什么恶意 He didn't mean anything by it.
他只是在示好 He was just being friendly.
结果我咬他太用力 差点咬断了他的手 Apparently, I bit him so hard, I nearly chewed his hand off.
厨房地板上都是血 Blood all over the kitchen floor.
他们急忙将他送到了急救室 They rushed him to the emergency room
我被锁在了一个没有灯的工具间里 and I got pad-locked out in the tool-shed with the lights out.
这给了我一点时间去思考 It gave me some time to think.
发生了什么 为什么我会那样做 What happened? Why did I do that?
直到现在 我都没想通 To this day, I have no idea.
我猜他吓到了我 I guess he scared me.
我会咬人 I bite.
那天晚上 一个老婆婆 That night, an old woman,
她应该就是敏郎的祖母了 she must've been the grandmother
给我带了一碗自制的炭烤辣酱汤 brought me out a bowl of some homemade hibachi-chili.
我希望那是她专门为我做的 可谁知道呢 I like to think she cooked it for me, personally, but who knows?
可能只是更多的剩菜吧 但是 Maybe it was just more left-overs. But...
你有一个虱子 You've got a tick.
反正那就是我吃过的最喜欢的食物 Anyway, that's my favorite food I ever ate.
那个老婆婆做了一碗绝顶的辣酱汤 The old woman made a great bowl of chili.
后来发生了什么 What happened after that?
到了早上我就挖了一条出去的道 I dug my way out by morning,
跳上了一辆自卸卡车 jumped on the back of a dump-truck,
搭车回到了希崎市 and hitched back to Megasaki.
我天生就是一条流浪狗 面对现实吧 I was always a street-dog, let's face it.
有人在跟踪我们 Somebody's stalking us.
同声传译
正如大家所知 我们都痛恨狗 As you know, we all hate dogs.
会长藤本先生 Chairman Fujimoto-san,
小林制药的董事长 President of Kobayashi Pharmaceutical.
您秘密地将大量被感染的跳蚤 You secretly introduced mega-quantities of infected fleas
(小林制药的藤本)
和传染性高的虱子幼虫引进了大都市中心 and contagious tick-larvae into a metropolitan city center,
引发了一场前所未有的动物传染病大爆发 creating an unprecedented animal-disease out-break.
谢谢你 Thank you.
将军山太刀先生 General Yamatachi-san,
希崎市市政特遣队的指挥官 Commander of the Megasaki Municipal Task force.
(希崎市市政特遣队的山太刀)
您监管了超过75万只困兽的驱逐过程 You oversaw the deportation of over 750,000 caged-animals
将它们送至近海且无人居住的垃圾中心 to a nearly uninhabitable off-shore refuse-center.
做得好 Good work.
监督长官北野女士 Supervisor Kitano-san,
小林机械的负责人 Director of Kobayashi Robotics.
您研发了在公司的科技历史上 You developed the most promising artificial life-form
(小林机械的北野)
最具前景的人工生物 in the history of corporate-technology
和一个用于操作的强力新式武器 and a powerful new weapon, to boot.
干得漂亮 Well done.
黑帮中村先生 Yakuza Nakamura-san,
拳头帮的首领 Head of the Clenched-Fist Gang.
(黑帮中村)
您消灭了一切支持狗的敌对势力 You eliminated all Pro-Dog opposition
利用了贿赂 敲诈 恐吓 暴力等各种手段 through the use of bribery, extortion, intimidation, and violent force.
向您表示称赞 My compliments.
洗脑已经完成 轮子已经上好了油 Brains have been washed. Wheels have been greased.
恐慌也传播开来 Fear has been mongered.
现在我们准备进行这次阴谋论的最后一步 Now we prepare for the final stage of our conspiracy-theory:
永久终结这次犬类密度危机 the permanent end to the Canine Saturation-crisis.
(欢 迎 狗 类)
(垃圾岛临时犬类集聚营)
我们认为我们获取了可用的DNA样本 We believe we've recovered a viable DNA sample
(证据)
它来自这个被损坏的航空设备 from this article of damaged aviation equipment.
(损坏的螺旋桨离合器)
我们现在就会进行检查 We're going to check it right now
如果您愿意观看的话 if you care to observe.
黑匣子
抱抱
匪徒
宾果
黛西
碎片
闪电
迪克西
原子
我们呼吁各地的爱狗人士 We call upon dog-lovers everywhere
听一听这段信息 to harken to this transmission:
救命 救命 May-day! May-day!
(初级同声传译者厄尼)
未经安排的初级涡轮螺旋桨飞机 Unscheduled Junior Turbo-Prop
在札幌河上空遭遇紧急情况 in severe distress over Sapporo River.
发动机故障 左翼脱离 Engine-failure, and detachment of left wing.
将要尝试在垃圾岛沿岸实施迫降 Will attempt emergency-landing on Trash Island coast.
请记下这段话 Please, make note of the following:
致我的安全保镖犬 小林斑点 to my security-detail bodyguard-dog, Spots Kobayashi,
如果它还活着 我将我的所有财产留给它 if still living, I leave all my worldly possessions.
如果斑点先我一步去了来世 If Spots has preceded me into the next life,
我要求我的一切遗物 I ask that everything,
包括我的骨头和斑点的尸体 including my own bones and Spots' carcass,
在火化炉中火化 be burned in a crematory furnace,
将我们的骨灰撒在风中 with our ashes scattered to the four-winds.
这不会给这片伤心之地带来太多的污染 It will not amount to much pollution in this sad land.
如果我幸存了 请忽视这段信息 If I survive, ignore this message.
黑匣子
我去找我的狗了 I've gone to find my dog.
希崎市的年轻主人们 团结起来 Young masters of Megasaki: unite!
肉 蔻
木 星
松节油白兰地 Turpentine brandy.
它让你头脑清醒 身体暖和 It cools the head and warms the dog-bones.
今晚可能下雪 It may snow tonight.
真的吗 太谢谢你了 哇哦 Really? Thank you very much. Wow.
这是对任何人说的 To whom it may concern.
- 她能预知未来 - 不 - She sees the future. - No.
她能看懂电视 She understands T.V.
你们在找一只叫斑点的狗 You seek a dog named Spots.
- 零之犬 - 零之犬 - Dog-Zero. - Dog-Zero.
你知道 这个岛上大部分的动物 As you know, most of the animals on this island
都来自人类的家 come from human homes
都有家养的背景 with domesticated back-grounds.
但是 一小部分野蛮的原住狗 However, a small population of savage, aboriginal dogs
一直在扫荡大都市垃圾场 have been scavenging the Metropolitan Dumping-Grounds
将近十年了 for nearly a decade.
墙上的涂鸦描画了这个故事 The graffiti on this wall depicts the story.
他们生来就被囚禁在最遥远的 They were born into captivity on the ends of the fringes
小林犬类实验所
最边缘的岛屿尽头 of the most distant reaches of the island.
他们忍受了来自原主人的无尽痛苦与折磨 They endured great suffering and cruelty at the hands of their former masters.
最终 跟随上帝的旨意 他们逃脱了 Finally, in the wake of an Act of God, they escaped-
逃往了荒蛮而绝望的自由之地 to a harsh and desperate freedom.
有人说他们在接下来的几年里逐渐死去 Some say they died away over the subsequent years,
在饥饿里挣扎 被世人遗忘 starving and forgotten.
有人说他们游向了大陆 Some say they swam to the mainland,
但这不太可能 对于狗刨来说太远了 but this seems unlikely. Too far to dog-paddle.
有人说他们仍未离去 Some say they're still with us,
在遥远皮岛 中指区以外 in the Far-away Cuticles, beyond the Middle Fingers.
我们知道你要找的动物 We know the animal you seek.
先知曾看见过他 He has appeared in Oracle's visions.
一则预言如此道来 A prophecy suggests itself:
斑点 如果他还活着 目前很有可能 Spots, if he's alive, may very well be living, even at this moment,
是一名被囚禁的犯人 as a captive prisoner,
被这些粗蛮的野狗所绑架 abducted into the company of these wild, savage dogs.
先知 你怎么看 Oracle, what do you think?
什么 What?
继续你的旅程 对你的目标抱有信心 Continue your journey. Have faith in your cause.
祝幸运伴你同行 Luck and good fortune be unto you.
你们听过传言吧 关于那些野狗的 You heard the rumor, right? About these aboriginal dogs.
- 再跟我说说 - 什么传言 - Remind me again. - What's the rumor?
呃 他们会蚕食同类 Uh, they're cannibals.
所以你是说他们会想吃了我们吗 So you're telling me they're going to want to eat us?
他们毕竟要吃同类的嘛 Well, they're cannibals.
(毒芥末)
外送
渡边教授
(被软禁的住客)
东宝山旅馆
(昨夜午时)
(科学党候选人服毒自杀)
(男孩的搜寻仍在继续...)
旧 垃 圾 岛
自杀现场 禁止进入
进一步研究 禁止
我们正在接近旧垃圾岛的尽头 We're approaching the end of Old Trash Island.
西边 是札幌河和希崎城 To the west: the Sapporo River and Megasaki City.
东边 是公海 To the east: the open-sea.
北边 是一望无际摇摇欲坠的堤道 To the north: a long, rickety cause-way
筑于剧毒的污泥沼泽 直通辐射强烈的填埋场 over a noxious sludge-marsh leading to a radio-active land-fill
被有毒的化学垃圾所污染 polluted by toxic chemical-garbage.
- 那就是我们的目的地 - 很好 - That's our destination. - Great.
- 好的 - 准备跳吧 - Got it. - Get ready to jump.
阿塔里 我会用牙拽着扔你下去 Atari, I'm going to drag you overboard with my teeth,
毕竟你听不懂计划 since you can't understand the plan.
之后 我们就又得步行了 After that, we're back on foot.
下一步 The next stage...
他们去 Where'd they...
他们去哪儿 Where'd they go?
他们在那儿干什么 What are they doing over there?
这是怎么回事 How did this happen?
这个玩意儿出了什么问题 What's going on with this contraption?
如果我们被分开来了 就像现在 If we get separated, which we are:
那就在堤道集合 rendez-vous at the cause-way!
- 你不是我们的老大 - 什么 - You're not our leader! - What?
你不是我们的老大 我们都是老大 You're not our leader! We all are!
我们来投票吧 Let's take a vote!
所有人都赞成我的计划 All in favor of my plan,
在堤道集合 which is to rendez-vous at the cause-way...
(粉碎 压缩 焚烧)
(一小时后)
小林公园
(卫生设备)
我们走 Let's go.
最低身高
不 你不能坐宝塔滑梯 No, you can't ride the Pagoda-Slide.
反正你的身高也达不到安全要求 走吧 You're below the safety-limit, anyway. Let's go.
我们做了个紧急计划 We made an emergency plan,
即使我们还没来得及投票和达成一致 even if we didn't get to vote and agree to it yet:
在堤道集合 前往遥远皮岛 rendez-vous at the cause-way to the Far-away Cuticles,
然后去找你的狗 and go find your dog.
也许其他人刚刚都被粉碎 压缩 焚烧了 Maybe everybody else just got crushed, compacted, and incinerated-
但咱俩会到那儿的 走吧 but we're going to be there. Let's go.
不要这样 Don't.
再说一遍 Repeat.
不要这样 Don't.
我不是你的宠物 我从来没喜欢过你 I am not your pet. I never liked you.
我不在意你 我也不会等你 I don't care about you. I won't wait for you.
我咬人的 I bite.
祝你幸运 Good luck.
游乐设施
(宝塔滑梯)
小黑狗 你在哪儿啊 黒犬 どこだ
小黑狗 黒犬
在哪儿啊 小黑狗 どこだ 黒犬
混蛋 到这儿来 做这个 做那个 Jerks. Come here. Oh, do this. Do that.
我们的主人 我会做我 Our Masters. I'll do what I...
嗯 Hmm...
我觉得如果它正常运作 I suppose if it was working right,
我们应该早就死了 we'd be dead already.
别叫我去捡那根棍子 Don't ask me to fetch that stick.
捡回来 Fetch-i!
我跟你说 我不捡东西 I'm telling you: I don't fetch.
捡回来嘛 Fetch-i!
我做这个不是因为你命令我做 I'm not doing this because you commanded me to.
我做这个 是因为我可怜你 I'm doing it- because I feel sorry for you.
乖狗狗 Good boy.
保镖犬
(除蚤皂)
(毛发精油)
(大衣剪)
(狗毛梳)
(狗尾梳)
(一只流浪狗洗的第一次澡)
你从哪儿搞到那只狗的 Where'd you get that dog?
他像长了粉鼻子的我 He looks like me with a pink nose.
我来自九个崽的狗窝 但我姐妹们都被淹死了 I come from a nine-dog litter, but they drowned the sisters.
我们不是什么稀有品种 We're not a rare breed:
短毛的大洋犬 斑点耳朵 short-haired-Oceanic-speckled-ear
运动猎犬的混种 sport-hound-mix.
我现在越来越混乱了 I'm getting confused now.
我肚子有点不对劲 My belly feels funny.
(斑点专用)
饼干干 Biscuit-o.
我不能接受这个 这是属于你的狗的 I can't accept that. It's for your dog.
要是有两个的话就好了 二つあったらいい良かったのに
我再多带点就好了 もっと持ってくればよかった
我这辈子从没有人给过我小狗脆饼干 I've never been offered a Puppy-Snap in my life.
我都不知道那是什么味道 I don't even know what they taste like.
好吧 我试试 Okay, I'll try it.
脆脆的 咸咸的 Crunchy. Salty.
据说 它能清洁牙齿 Supposedly, it cleans your teeth.
这是我新的最爱食物了 This is my new favorite food.
谢谢你 Thank you.
打算怎么将我们赶尽杀绝呢
*我的淡蓝星* *My pale blue star*
*我的彩虹 最美好之事不过你与我惺惺相惜* *My rainbow, how good it is to know you're like me*
*你用电闪雷鸣击透我的身体* *Strike me with your lightning*
*带我坠入人间 将我葬于灰烬* *Bring me down and bury me with ashes*
每 日 宣 言
(市长养子 为犬类而战?)
(诱拐者/救助者)
*我不会伤害你 我不会伤害你* *I won't hurt you I won't hurt you*
今晚这里冷下来了 Cold up here tonight.
我们会找到他的 We'll find him.
不管他在哪里 只要还活着 我们就会找到你的狗 Wherever he is, if he's alive: we'll find your dog.
*我不会伤害你 我不会伤害你* *I won't hurt you I won't hurt you*
寄宿家庭菊千代居所 希崎市老城区
小林市长 Mayor Kobayashi,
希崎市的当选领袖 elected leader of Megasaki City.
150年了 你和你的祖先被称为小林王朝 For 150 years, you and your ancestors, known as the Kobayashi Dynasty,
是憎恶犬类的暴徒 丑角 罪犯 还有你们的走卒 a procession of dog-hating thugs, stooges, felons, and their criminal underlings,
一直在背叛和欺骗云丹县的市民们 have betrayed and deceived the citizens of Uni Prefecture.
你太令我生气了 You make me so mad!
渡边教授 Professor Watanabe,
科学党候选人 已故 Science-Party Candidate, deceased.
你血液里的芥末检测出的剧毒 The wasabi in your blood showed poison-levels
比杀死一条巨鲸十倍的剂量 in excess of ten times the maximum dosage
还有过之而无不及 required to stop the heart of a whale.
你为什么要这么做 Why'd you do it?
小林阿塔里 Atari Kobayashi,
市长宅邸所收养的被监护人 adopted ward to the mayoral-household.
你英勇地劫持了一架初级涡轮螺旋桨XJ750飞机 You heroically hi-jacked a Junior Turbo-Prop XJ750
飞到了这个岛上 and flew it to the island...
- 很晚了 - 婆婆好 - もう遅いわ - はい おばあさん
- 该睡觉了 - 我在弄每日宣言报的事情 - 寝る時間よ - いま日刊マニフェストの仕事を
- 新闻什么的我才不管 - 已经快完了 - 新聞なんて知りません - もう始末
- 好的 马上睡 晚安了 - 我只管你有没有在睡觉 - わかりました すぐ寝ます おやすみなさい - 気になるのはあなたが寝るかだけ
阿塔里 Atari.
你英勇地 正如我所说 You heroically, as I was saying,
偷了这架小飞机 为了你的狗 stole the little airplane, because of your dog and...
我忘记思路了 I lost my train of thought.
妈的 Dammit!
我喜欢上你了 I've got a crush on you.
第三部分 "集结地" Part Three: "The Rendez-Vous."
(第三部分: "集结地")
(通向遥远皮岛的堤道)
君主 国王 公爵 老板 你们来了 Rex! King! Duke! Boss! You made it!
- 你怎么了 - 我洗了个澡 - What happened to you? - I took a bath.
- 什么 他有肥皂吗 - 就一点点 - What? He's got soap? - Just a little.
你真是太毛茸茸了 You're too fluffy.
- 我们玩了捡东西的游戏 - 捡棍子吗 - We played fetch. - With a stick?
用的是一大根橡胶散热器管子 With a hunk of rubber radiator-tubing.
然后你捡回来给他了吗 And you brought it back to him?
对 Yeah.
他是个好孩子 He's a good boy.
高级尾牙全身识别软件
轮不到你告诉我吧 Don't you tell me that!
是我在劝你效忠于他的 I'm the one that tried to make you be loyal to him,
- 从一开始就是 - 停 停 - in the first place. - Stop. Stop!
已经到集结地了 This is the rendez-vous.
这个垃圾车要带你们去哪里 Where's that trash-tram taking you?
你以为乘这个是我们去旅行社预定的吗 You think we booked this ride through a travel agent?
我们在一个高速垃圾处理器里殊死搏斗 We were fighting for our lives in a high-velocity trash-processor
你却享受着洗澡和梳毛 while you were getting scrubbed and brushed.
- 跳 - 往哪跳 - Jump! - Where?
- 这里 - 什么时候 - Here! - When?
- 现在 - 为什么 - Now! - Why?
什么 What?
我们来投个票吧 Let's take a vote.
同意跳下去的 All in favor of jump...
(线路终点)
那是谁 Who's that?
我闻不到他的味道 I can't smell him.
对比处理完成
(结果相匹配)
市政特遣队
(一分四十五秒后)
通话接入 Come in.
阿塔里主人 您听得到吗 Master Atari, can you hear me?
那条狗是真的 That dog's real.
(回忆: "机密之齿")
你耳朵里那个东西是干什么用的 What's that thing in your ear for?
你听力不好吗 Are you hard of hearing?
不可能 You can't be. Um...
要成为保镖犬 你必须能听到20到30赫兹的声音 Bodyguard-dogs have to have 20/30-Auditory just to be certified.
不 我通过这个耳机接受命令和指示之类的 No, the ear-piece is how I receive my commands and instructions and so on.
显然 我不便公开某些敏感信息 Obviously, I'm privy to certain sensitive information
由于我在红砖公馆市长宅邸的特殊地位 due to my position in the mayoral-household at Brick Mansion.
那就是说现在可能有人正和你讲话呢 Oh, so you mean somebody could be talking to you right now?
接受范围只有20米左右 我猜可能 Well, the range is only about 75 feet or so, I guess, so...
反正电池都可能已经耗尽了 Battery's probably dead, anyway.
我有个问题 I got a question for you.
你觉得市长能赚多少钱呢 How much money do you think the mayor makes?
无可奉告 I can't tell you that.
这是高度机密的事项 That's highly confidential.
总之 我不是市长会计的狗 Um, anyway, I'm not the mayor's accountant's dog.
那是黄油硬糖 That's Butterscotch,
而她于前天被玻璃粉碎机粉碎了 and she got crushed in a glass compactor the day before yesterday.
不 我的职责 No, my duties are, uh,
是且仅是保护市长的养子 阿塔里 focused entirely on the protection of the mayor's ward, Atari.
我不能成为他的朋友 I'm not supposed to be his friend,
但我非常敬爱他 but I love him very much,
不过这属于私人问题了 but that's a private matter.
我和你说这件事的唯一原因 Um, the only reason I even said that
是我们大概会在这里死去 was because we're all probably going to die out here
而我再也不会与他相见了 and I'll never see him again.
真是不幸啊 That's a tough break.
祝你好运吧 当心那些食犬狗 Well, good luck to you and watch out for the cannibal-dogs.
- 什么 - 啥 - What? - What?
当心那些 Watch out for the...?
食犬狗 The cannibal-dogs.
他们是吃狗的狗 They are dogs that eat dogs.
从头开始再说一遍 Start over and repeat again.
要我说 没什么好担心的 You know what? Don't even worry about that.
我只是听说可能有些野蛮的 I just heard there might be some wild,
土著的食犬狗生活在这周围 aboriginal cannibal-dogs in the area, you know,
但我不会担心 but I wouldn't worry
因为你在一个上了超级安全锁的笼子里 because you're in an extra-security lock cell.
所以 这么看来 So, look at it that way.
你也许比我更安全 You're probably safer than I am.
就是你没水喝没食吃 Except from thirst and starvation.
笼子上了超级安全锁 It's got an extra-security lock on it.
小林 锁加闩 日本
经过防盗测试
你永远无法打开的 You'll never get it open.
(防 盗)
旧 垃 圾 岛
小林犬类实验所
(已废止)
你现在打算吃我了吗 Are you going to eat me now?
你说什么 What did you say?
你现在打算吃我了吗 Are you going to eat me now?
我听说你们是食犬狗 I heard you were cannibal-dogs.
请注意 Be notified,
我将被迫动用所有手段来保护自己 I'll be compelled to defend myself with all means at my disposal.
(军用设备)
谁告诉你这个肮脏的谎言的 Who told you that dirty lie?
好几个月前仅有一次 我们别无选择吃了同类 We resorted to cannibalism on one occasion many months ago,
那是出于绝望的求生本能 as a desperate survival instinct.
我们只吃了一只狗 We ate one single dog.
他叫毛毛球 His name was Fuzzball,
是我们族群的领袖 and he was the leader of our pack,
当时他已经饥饿得陷入昏迷 and he was already in a coma from starvation,
于是我们将他解救于 于 so we put him out of his... his...
苦难之中 并且 并且 his misery and... and...
吃掉了他 consumed him.
如果没有他的滋养 我们不到一周就会死去 We would have dropped dead in a week or less without that nourishment.
我们那时已经奄奄一息 We were dying.
你要为此谴责我们吗 Do you judge us for that?
真不要脸 Shame on you!
我们把你带来这里本来只是为了帮你 We only brought you here in the first place to help you.
我们有一把万能钥匙 We've got a Master Pass-Key!
把他的笼子打开 Open his cage.
毛毛球是他最好的朋友 Fuzzball was his best friend.
天哪 我想我冒犯他了 Oh, dear. Uh, I think I offended him.
真的很抱歉 我 我不知道 I'm truly sorry. I have... have no idea.
这是哪里 What is this place?
你在这里呆了多久 How long have you been here?
看得出来你曾经受过虐待 I can see you've been mistreated.
你还好吗 Are you okay?
我叫斑点 小林斑点 My name is Spots. Spots Kobayashi.
我可以帮你做什么吗 How can I be of service to you?
(回忆结束)
阿塔里主人 您听得到吗 Master Atari-san, can you hear me?
您听得到吗 阿塔里主人 Can you hear me, Master Atari?
斑点 Spots-u?
您不安全 You're not safe!
您不该为了我来这里 You shouldn't have come for me!
在目前的状况下我无法有效地保护您 I can't protect you efficiently under these conditions!
斑点 Spots-u!
我来了 Here I come.
咬他们 Sic-'em!
跟我走 Follow me!
同意把酋长踢出我们的队伍 All in favor of kicking Chief out of the pack
并且再也不和他说话的 喊"好" and never speaking to him again, say "Aye".
好 Aye!
你是怎么做到的 How did you do that?
机密之齿 这是军用设备 Secret tooth! Military issue!
严格来说 我还能再实施37次 Technically, I could do it 37 more times,
但这样一来我就无法嚼肉了 but I wouldn't be able to chew my meat!
我猜你就是斑点了吧 I assume you're Spots!
我们一直在找你 We've been looking for you.
我绝对不该把你交到那些人手里的 君を決してあいつらの手に渡すべきじゃなかった
让你受到束缚经历痛苦真的很抱歉 本当に不自由で辛い思いをさせてごめんよ
我是为了救你而来的 僕は君を助けに来たんだ
阿塔里主人 Master Atari-san,
我宣过誓 当我接受任命 I swore an oath when I assumed the responsibilities
成为市长宅邸官方保镖犬的时候 of official bodyguard-dog to the mayoral-household!
任何事由都绝对无法迫使我背弃誓言 I could never be persuaded to break that vow for any reason whatsoever!
我会一直唯一地且无条件地效忠于您 I'll always be loyal to you as my only and unconditional master!
但是对我而言情况发生了翻天覆地的变化 But circumstances have radically changed for me
对希崎市的所有宠物也是如此 and all the pets of Megasaki City!
我担负了未曾料想的新的责任 I have new obligations which I never anticipated!
我成为了一群流放狗的领袖 I've become the leader of a tribe of outcasts
他们赖我生存 who depend on me for their survival,
而且 and...
我就要当父亲了 I'm going to be a father!
怀着最深的悲伤和谦恭之情 With deepest sadness and humility,
我必须请求您解除我的职责 I must ask you to relieve me of the duties of my position,
即刻生效 effective immediately.
你这个混蛋 You son of a bitch.
如果我们没淹死 我会亲自把你勒死 If we don't drown, I'm going to strangle you myself.
随便你朝我吐多少颗会爆炸的牙齿 I don't care how many exploding teeth you try to spit out at me.
你到底知不知道 Do you have any idea
这个小飞行员为了救你都经历了什么 what that little pilot just went through to try to rescue you?
好大的胆子 How dare you?
你是条流浪狗 You're a stray.
对 那又怎么样 Yeah, so what?
你叫什么名字 What's your name?
关你什么事 Who cares?
你来自希崎市中心 You're from central Megasaki.
我能从口音判断出来 I can tell by the accent.
你是短毛斑耳大洋犬和运动猎犬的混种 You're a short-haired-Oceanic- speckle-ear/sport-hound-mix.
出生在排雨管道 You were born in a storm-sewer
正逢竹笋节 那是六年前的今天 on Bamboo-shoot Holiday six years ago today.
你认识我吗 Do you know me?
我 我不知道 I... I don't... I don't know.
我是你哥哥 大你五分钟 I'm your older brother by five minutes.
别来无恙 酋长 It's been a long time, Chief.
我 我是最弱的那个吗 Was... Was I the runt?
不再是了 Not anymore.
监控录像表明最初报道皆属实 Security-camera footage confirms initial-reports
市长的养子小林阿塔里 of the deaths of mayoral-ward Atari Kobayashi
同绑架其的五条恶犬于本日下午 and his five dog-abductors this afternoon
在一条通往遥远皮岛的泄水渠上游区域丧生 in a sluice channel at the threshold of the Far-Away Cuticles.
以下是执事在红砖公馆的现场声明 A statement from Major-Domo, live at Brick Mansion:
这孤儿本是个前途无量的年轻人 The life of a promising young orphan
就这样英年早逝了 has been cut short before its prime.
这对他的远房表叔来说无疑是噩耗 This is a distant-uncle's worst nightmare.
小林市长恳求你们的祈祷和慰问 Mayor Kobayashi asks for your prayers, your condolences
并希望大家能够支持市政特遣队 and your support for the diligent men and women
捕犬分部的人员们进行的不懈努力 of the Municipal Task Force Dog-Catchers Division:
我们赞扬你们的勇敢以及坚持 we salute you for your bravery and your ongoing commitment
长期持续惩戒所有恶犬的决心 to the continuing punishment of all bad-dogs.
起初 火山尚未喷发 Originally, before the volcano erupted
引起海啸从而摧毁设施的那场地震也没有发生 and an earthquake triggered the tsunami which obliterated the facility,
有超过250只狗狗被监禁在这地方 there were over 250 incarcerated animals here on the premises
他们被迫接受实验 being experimented on against their will.
仔细看的话 可能会注意到有些狗身上 If you look closely, you may notice some of these dogs
还残存着研究和虐待导致的伤痕和记号 still bear scars and markings from the research and abuse.
实际上 还挺明显的 Actually, it's pretty obvious.
这是我的伴侣 薄荷 This is my mate, Peppermint.
她怀了我们的第一胎 She's pregnant with our first litter.
上周的预产期 She was due a week ago.
总之 那场灾难的幸存者学会了如何谋生 Anyway, the survivors of the disaster learned to cultiv...
他拿的是什么 他拿的什么 What's he got there? What's he got there?
饼干 饼干 饼干 Biscuit-o. Biscuit-o. Biscuit-o.
小狗脆饼干 Puppy-Snaps.
我听说它们都已经停产了 I heard they don't even make them anymore.
你们听说过那个传闻吧 You heard the rumor, right?
小 林 制 药 分 公 司
关于小林制药的 About Kobayashi Pharmaceutical.
- 没听说过 - 什么传闻 - I never heard it. - What rumor?
他们发明的犬流感 They invented Dog-Flu.
- 不会吧 - 肯定是 - No. - Of course.
有道理 That makes sense.
这些传闻你是从哪听来的 Where do you get all these rumors?
谁告诉你的 I mean, who tells them to you?
不清楚 都有可能 I don't know. Anybody.
狗都说啊 我就听着 向来如此 Dogs talk, and I listen. Always have.
呃 我就喜欢八卦 I, uh, love gossip.
斑点 Spots!
黑猫头鹰来传话了 The black owl has a message.
他一路跨岛飞来 He's come from all the way across the island.
快给他倒杯下水道水 奇科 Get him a cup of sewer-water, Chico.
好 我们明白了 Yes. We understand.
他从大都市垃圾场带来了消息 He has news from the Metropolitan Dumping-Grounds.
- 大都市 - 嘘 小点声 - Metropolitan... - Shh! Quiet, please.
我们在听 猫头鹰 把你的消息告诉我们 We're listening, owl. Tell us your message.
(12小时前)
他想毒死我们 He's going to poison us.
就在选举之夜 Re-election Night:
在小林市长赢得连任之时 at the moment Mayor Kobayashi is re-inaugurated,
便会一声令下 he'll give the order,
启动犬类清除计划 and the extermination-process will begin.
先知预见了他的阴谋 Oracle saw the plan in her visions.
如果选民们在选举之夜再次选择我 If the voters choose me againon Re-Election Night,
我向大家保证 犬类密度危机将再也不会发生 I promise: a final and permanent end to the Canine Saturation-crisis.
投票支持小林
住在垃圾岛集中营的所有宠物都会死去 Every pet in the Trash Island Camp will die.
毒芥末
也许现在已经太迟了 It may be too late, already;
可是 如果黑猫头鹰及时向你们传达了这条消息 but, if the black owl reaches you with this message in time:
宠物安乐死气体药剂
赶往希崎市 找到我们的主人 Go to Megasaki City. Find our masters.
呼吁群众 阻止市长 Appeal to the people. Stop the mayor.
救救我们 Save us.
必须回城里了 那群家伙都不择手段了 町に戻らないと やつらはもう正気じゃないんだ
我们今晚就渡河 We're crossing the river tonight.
立刻开始准备 Begin preparations immediately.
你去找一条叫豆蔻的母狗 You'll meet a bitch named Nutmeg.
告诉她酋长说 希崎市见 Tell her Chief says: I'll see you in Megasaki.
希崎高中话剧社
少年武士
(悼念 小林阿塔里)
(市长已故养子)
小林阿塔里君
(安息)
夜色真美 Beautiful night.
- 薄荷正在分娩 - 噢 - Peppermint's in labor. - Oh.
这边陪我坐 Come sit beside me.
没事的 It's okay.
阿塔里主人 你愿意接受我的弟弟酋长 Master Atari, are you willing to accept my brother Chief
做你的私人保镖犬 as new bodyguard-dog in personal service to you,
保护市长宅邸前养子的你吗 former ward to the mayoral-household?
虽然很难过 悲しいけれど
但是我接受新的保镖犬 新しいボディーガードドッグを受け取るよ
当然 我会尊敬并喜爱你 もちろん 尊敬と愛情も持ってね
我会像对待你哥哥那样更加努力保护你 僕もお兄さんの時以上に君を守るつもりだ
酋长 你愿意接受阿塔里做你直属主人吗 Chief, are you willing to accept atari as your direct master,
你愿意怀着所有的勇气 忠诚 友谊 to serve and protect his safety and welfare
为他服务并守护他的财产与安全吗 with all courage, loyalty and friendship?
我愿意 I can do that.
好 Good.
(垃圾岛)
(希崎市)
一杯巧克力奶 冰的 Chocolate milk, cold.
特蕾西·沃克 希崎高中每日宣言报的记者 Tracy Walker, Megasaki Senior High, Daily-Manifesto.
你是渡边教授以前的科学助理 Are you Professor Watanabe's former Assistant-Scientist,
小野洋子女士吗 Yoko-ono-san?
是不是真的 Do I have it?
已经太晚了 もう遅いわ
太晚了 Too late.
是不是真的 Do I have it?
太晚了 Too late.
根本没人在乎 誰も気にかけないわ
根本没人在乎 Nobody care.
到底是不是真的 我写的到底是不是真的 Do I have it? Do I have the story?
这上面的记录 是 还是不是 Yes or no? On the record!
我很同情你的遭遇 I am sorry for your loss,
但我们都知道 他不是自杀 but we both know: that was no suicide!
我必须证明我的阴谋论 I need to prove my conspiracy-theory!
本已经死了 垃圾岛没希望了 Ben is dead. No future on Trash Island.
我失败了 I am failure.
给我振作起来 要有一个科学家的样子 Pull yourself together and act like a scientist!
渡边教授从未放弃 Professor Watanabe never gave up.
这是 这是血清吗 Is this... Is this the serum?
能够治愈犬流感 消除口鼻热 The Dog-Flu cure? The Snout-fever treatment?
终止犬类密度危机的血清吗 The end of the Canine Saturation-crisis?
最后一瓶了 Last dose.
特蕾西 Tracy
多加小心 be careful.
第四部分 "阿塔里之灯" Part Four: "Atari's Lantern"
(第四部分: "阿塔里之灯")
阿塔里还活着
希崎市将不再有犬流感的一席之地 There will never be a place for Dog-Flu in Megasaki City.
口鼻热再也不会出现在云丹市了 There will never be room for Snout-fever in Uni Prefecture.
是时候让垃圾岛上那些凶恶 骇人 The time has come to put the violent, intimidating,
肮脏的恶狗 从此安详长眠 unsanitary bad-dogs of Trash Island humanely to sleep.
为了他们好 也是为我们的利益考虑 For their own good; and also: ours.
山太刀将军 把宠物狗的替代品带上来 General Yamatachi? Bring out the replacement-pet.
小林机械
坐下 Sit-o!
投票结果出来了 The results are in!
请耐心等待计票结果的公布 Stand by for the incoming Re-Election Night tally!
小 林 王 朝
科学党 已故
那个骗子 他又在竞选中舞弊 That crook! He's stealing the re-election again!
我们走 Let's go!
今晚的市长选举是个骗局 This landslide re-election is a massive fraud,
我们要求重新计票 and we demand a re-count!
请尊重 Respect-o.
市长同意让这些擅自闯入的爱狗抗议学生 The mayor is allowing the unauthorized Pro-Dog student-protestors
在台上发表他们的不同意见 a platform to voice their dissenting beliefs!
小林市长的手上沾满了狗狗的鲜血 Mayor Kobayashi has dog's-blood on his hands!
你们的手上也是 You all do!
阿塔里是个英雄 Atari was a hero.
渡边教授被谋杀了 Professor Watanabe was murdered.
血清有效 The serum works!
血 清 有 效
市长是个不择手段的骗子 我憎恨他 The mayor is a crook, and I hate him.
这一小队少数派爱狗人士 This small minority of dog-lovers
是由海外的特殊利益团体派来我国 has been sent by overseas special-interest groups
以鼓动混乱和激起无政府状态的 to agitate disorder and incite anarchy.
我据此撤销和作废 I hereby cancel and nullify
海外交换学生沃克的高中学习签证 foreign-exchange student Walker's senior high school study-visa.
她将被学校开除 学分作废 She will be expelled from class, stripped of her course-credits,
并将由下一班直航飞机正式遣送 and formally deported on the next direct-flight
- 回到俄亥俄州的辛辛那提市 - 哦 嗯 - back to Cincinnati, Ohio. - Oh. Hmm.
小林市长已经命令执事 Mayor Kobayashi has directed Major-Domo
拿来清除岛上动物的红色按钮 to bring him the red button.
毒芥末
豆蔻 Nutmeg!
老天 我的肺感觉好清新 Holy smokes! My lungs feel clear.
我的平衡系统感觉平衡了 My equilibrium feels balanced.
我的视觉几个月来第一次如此清晰 My vision is sharp as a tack for the first time in months.
哇哦 这个血清真不错 Wow, that's a great serum!
主人阿塔里的死亡 我认为可以说 Master Atari, whose death, I think we can say,
应该是被不实报道了 appears to have been inaccurately reported,
(未死)
而他现在要求向大会宣读一份声明 has asked to read a statement to the General Assembly.
宣读完毕后他将退出辩论 He will then withdraw from the debate
不回答任何提问 and respond to no further questions.
亲爱的希崎市高中每日宣言报的浩编辑 Dear Editor-Hiroshi of the Megasaki Senior High Daily-Manifesto:
您手下的一位漂亮记者撰写的一系列优秀文章 in a series of first-rate articles by an attractive cub-reporter on your staff,
揭露了在小林政府执政中 you shine a spot-light on the great injustice
所发生的巨大不公 that has occurred under the Kobayashi Administration.
我近几周大部分时间都随同这些 I have spent much of my time in recent weeks traveling in the company of
我们市长所谓"坏狗"的动物一同旅行 the very kind of animals our mayor refers to as "Bad-dogs."
他们是我在地球上这12年的生涯里 They are the finest living-beings I have ever come to know
认识的最好的生物 in all my dozen years on this earth.
我想告诉您的读者 希崎市善良的人们 To your readers, the good people of Megasaki, I say
生命的循环 the cycle of life
总是由微妙的平衡维系 always hangs in a delicate balance.
我们是谁 我们想要成为什么样的人 Who are we, and who do we want to be?
我们是谁 Who are we?
我写了一首俳句以表达 I wrote a haiku to try to express
我对垃圾岛上受难犬的感受 my feelings about the suffering dogs of Trash Island.
这首俳句同样是关于自然 爱 It is also about nature, love,
友谊 永恒 和一只黑猫头鹰 friendship, eternity, and a black owl.
名叫<阿塔里之灯> Atari's Lantern.
(何 以 至 此)
(至人类最 好的朋友)
(失落的春天开花)
他念了一首俳句 He said a haiku.
我晚点告诉你们 I'll tell you later.
我将这首诗献给我的远房叔叔 小林市长 I dedicate this poem to my distant-uncle, Mayor Kobayashi,
他在我如流浪狗般无家可归时收留了我 who took me in when I myself was a stray-dog with nowhere else to turn.
浩编辑 请将我的订阅再延长一年 Editor-Hiroshi, please extend my subscription for an additional year.
我附上了一张一千日元的支票 I enclose a check in the amount of one thousand yen.
签名 小林阿塔里 Signed, Atari Kobayashi,
市长宅邸的前养子 former ward to the mayoral-household.
嗯 Hmm.
我对这个孩子不公 Not-fair-to-the-boy.
对这些狗不公 Not-fair-to-the-dog.
他说 "我没有荣誉" He says, "I-have-no-honor."
把垃圾岛法案拿过来 ゴミ島法案を持って来い
嗯 Hmm.
垃 圾 岛 法 案
我的老天 Holy Moses!
市 长 是 骗 子 !
市长刚刚正式撤销了垃圾岛法案 The mayor has just officially unstamped the Trash Island Decree!
(承认贪腐)
认真的 No kidding!
正像渡边教授所说的 渡辺教授が言ったように
这对犬类不公平 犬に不公平だ
我做不到 俺はできない
启动
执事正在指责市长违背了他的竞选承诺 Major-Domo is accusing the mayor of breaking his campaign promise!
他非常生气 He's steaming mad!
要打架了 It's gonna be a fight!
- 用你的牙齿攻击 - 我没法瞄准 - Spit him with a tooth! - I can't get a clean shot.
太多无辜的抗议者了 我马上回来 Too many innocent protesters. I'll be right back.
捕犬人
机器犬
无人机
进 攻
攻 击
打 击
逃跑 Escape!
逃跑 逃跑 Escape! Escape!
逃跑 Escape!
错 误
男厕所
(黑入系统成功)
脑手术进行中
脑手术结束
脑部手术非常成功 脳の手術は大成功でしたが
但由于手术的负担 左肾被破坏了 手術の負担で左側の腎臓がやられてしまいました
肾衰竭
那右肾呢 But, what about the right one?
三年前一场电车事故已经夺去了他的右肾 三年前の電車事故ですでに失っています
把我的左肾拿去 私の左の腎臓を使え
移植给阿塔里吧 アタリ君に移植しろ
肾移植手术 进行中
(点蜡守夜)
(为阿塔里和斑点)
根据一条存在已久的云丹县特色条款 According to a long-standing statute unique to Uni Prefecture,
若被选举人死亡 失踪或被指控犯罪 in the event of the death, disappearance, or felony-prosecution
事件发生在选举活动上 活动时 活动期间 of the chosen candidate on, while, during,
选举法 (修订版)
或选举之夜活动的同时 or concurrent with the Re-Election-Night ceremony,
所有赋予其内阁的权力与决定权 all powers and authorities vested in his or her designated office
全部转移到其最近亲属和或其指定继承人 transfer forthwith to his or her next-of-kin and/or appointed heir.
换言之 In other words,
小林阿塔里是希崎市的新市长 Atari Kobayashi is the new mayor of Megasaki City!
你没听错 小林阿塔里是希崎市的新市长 You heard me right: Atari Kobayashi is the new mayor of Megasaki City!
希望他新移植的肾脏成功了 Let's hope that new kidney works.
天 这一晚真是惊心动魄 Boy, what a night!
(一个月后)
云丹县的生活 Life in Uni Prefecture
又恢复了舒适的平静 returned to a comfortable tranquility.
希崎龙之队结束了连胜 The Megasaki Dragons ended their winning streak
惨败于本田妖精队 with a staggering loss to the Honda Goblins.
狗狗骨头重开了全部11个家庭工厂 Doggy-Chop re-opened all 11 of its domestic factories-
小狗脆饼干继续生产改良产品 and Puppy-Snaps resumed production with an improved product.
(腊肠刺身)
(猫粮)
(自来水)
(虾味馅饼)
(冻鱼棒手卷)
贪污和政治腐败降低到了可控制可接受的程度 Graft and political corruption were reduced to sustainable, acceptable levels.
犬流感血清 The Dog-Flu serum
治愈了区域内每一个活着的动物 cured every breathing-animal in the region.
有人说一些失踪的狗仍在垃圾岛上游荡 Some say a few lost-dogs continue to roam and scavenge on Trash Island.
不过 这些传言都没有被证实 However, these rumors remain unconfirmed.
阿塔里市长 Mayor Atari,
我们都同意在希崎市 we all agree it should be a crime
虐待 殴打 谋杀狗或冲狗吼叫应当是犯罪 to abuse, beat, murder or yell at any dog in Megasaki City.
(法务长官和"碎片")
(道德沙皇和"豆蔻")
这不是问题 That is not the question.
问题是 The question is:
怎样的惩罚是合适的 what is the appropriate punishment?
没错 这个问题的答案是 死刑 Exactly. And the answer is: Death Penalty.
(文化部长和"雏菊")
(国防部长和"权藤")
这看起来有点太过了 That seems excessive to us.
也许吧 总之惩罚应该至少为30天的社区服务 Possibly. Anyway, we should make it at least 30 days community-service
和不低于25万日元的罚款 and a fine of no less than 250,000 yen.
会议结束 Meeting adjourned.
现在正往你那里去 今そっちに向かっている
我随时待命 主人阿塔里 I'm standing-by, Master Atari.
(军用设备)
(改良成果)
变成前流浪狗感觉怎么样 So how does it feel to be a former stray?
嗯 我尽量一点点适应 Hmm. I take it one day at a time.
上周我差点把一个 Last week, I nearly be-handed
西铃木的工业说客的手咬下来 an industrial lobbyist from West Suzuki.
他们不得不给他输血 They had to give him a blood transfusion.
他大概是自己作死 He probably had it coming.
也许 你学了什么新把戏吗 Maybe. Learned any new tricks?
有 就一个 Actually, yes. Just one.
我能看看吗 Can I see it?
我现在应该是在杂耍十个着火的保龄球撞针 I'm supposed to be juggling ten bowling-pins engulfed in flames
火苗就挨着我的尾巴 over my tail at this point,
但这得你自行想象了 but you just have to imagine that part.
我能想象到 I can picture it.
你还是不想要把小狗带到这世上来吗 You still against bringing puppies into this world?
等我们更熟悉一点我再告诉你 I'll tell you when I get to know you better.
好的 Fair enough.
我的朋友们以为我喜欢打架 My friends think I like to fight,
但这不是真的 but it's just not true.
有时我是会大发脾气动点手 Sometimes I lose my temper and blow off a little steam,
但我从来不享受这么做 but I've never enjoyed it.
我不是一只暴力的狗 I'm not a violent dog.
我不知道我为什么要咬人 I don't know why I bite.
我对温顺的动物不感兴趣 I'm not attracted to tame animals.
谢谢你 Thank you.
献给小林斑点
市长宅邸的前保镖犬
针对其杰出的服务
希崎市的人民和犬只表示感谢