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翻译：六角星 AlienAlert
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谢了 Thank you.
- 我非得去做演讲不可吗？- 是的 - Do I have to make a speech? - Yes, Nils. You really do.
- 你真好 -谢谢 - How fine you are. - Thank you.
嗨 Hello.
这就对了 套上头套 Yes, there it was. Better get dressed.
伊格瓦 Ingvar...
别这么做！ Stop!
他妈的 Shit!
我不是什么大演讲家 不过… I'm not great speaker but...
被提名为年度优秀公民 是我无上的荣誉 It is a great honor to be nominated for this year's citizen.
我只是做我想做的事 而因此获奖是件奇怪的事 But it is strange to get a price for doing what you like.
我只是一个在荒野中… I'm just a man who keeps a strip of civilization open …
…开辟一线人类文明的人 … through the wilderness.
我在孩提时代喜欢读印度书籍 When I was a kid I liked Indian books …
可以这么说 我成为了一个…寻路者 - and you can say I have become a kind of… pathfinder.
即使我只是一遍又一遍的找到同一条路 Even though I find the same path again and again.
好的… Yes…
谢谢大家 Yes, thank you so much.
不错 非常不错 That's good. It was really nice.
非常好 Very good.
你昨天可是挺搞笑的 You were so funny yesterday.
咱昨天的旅行真不错 It was a nice trip.
不错不错 替我们向你家人问个好 That's fine. Have fun. And say hello.
-新的铲雪车？- 对 - So it's the new snow blower? - Yes.
真大啊 It is a thumping big one.
哎操 Damn it.
你……你听见什么声音了吗？ You… Do you hear anything?
哦 是中央党在叫你 It's The Center Party, calling on you.
奈尔斯 你是个成功案例 这不是什么秘密了 You are a success, Nils. It's no secret.
你证明了即使不是挪威本土人 也照样可以成功 You have shown it is possible to succeed even if you don't come from Norway.
我们需要你这样的人 We need people like you.
一个完全融入了挪威的成功移民 A successful fully integrated immigrant.
我这里说“移民”是褒义的意思 And "immigrant", it is well meant in this context.
我和盖尔 我们还好Well, we're fine, Gail and me.
我对自己的事情 还是很上心的 I am probably best at minding my own business.
对对对…… Yes. Yes, yes, yes... No.
如果人人都上点心 我们就不会是民主主义了 If all had that attitude we wouldn't have a democracy.
-得把你的学位证书挂起来 - 好的 - The diploma has to hang somewhere. - Yes.
放这儿就不错 It could fit here.
帮我拿一下这个 Hold this, please?
是他吗？ Is it him?
是他 吸毒过量… Yes. An overdose...
这儿还有那儿……很重要 It is this and that one... And this is important.
伊格瓦不是瘾君子 Ingvar was not a drug addict.
家长们都这么说 很抱歉 It what all parents says, unfortunately.
伊格瓦不是瘾君子 Ingvar was not a drug addict.
你打算做些什么？ What are you going to do?
对于这些自我摧残的年轻人… It's difficult to do anything…
我很难做些什么 about young people destroying themselves.
所以你打算什么都不做？ You don't intend to do anything.
我们连亲儿子都不了解 We didn't know our own son.
他是个瘾君子 我们却一无所知 He was a drug addict, and we knew nothing.
一无所知 Nothing.
伊格瓦就躺在那 吸毒过量而死 Ingvar lies dead in there of an overdose.
伊格瓦不是瘾君子 Ingvar was not a drug addict.
你难道没听见我说话吗？ Do you hear?
奈尔斯？ Nils?
芬恩？ Finn?
对不起 Sorry.
对不起 事情本不该是这样的 Sorry. It was not supposed to end like this.
我只是想借点来… I just wanted to borrow it...
我给那些人工作 I work for them.
我知道可卡因从哪来 什么时候来 我替他们开车 I know when and where the cocaine is coming, and I drive around.
我只是想借点… I just wanted to borrow it.
伊格瓦他…他真的什么都不知道 And Ingvar… It's true, he knew nothing.
他帮了我很大的忙 但是他真的什么都不知道 He did me a great service, but he knew nothing.
现在他们想杀了我 And now they want to take me.
因为是我的错 杀我就杀了吧 Because it's my fault. So it's quite okay.
我还以为 少了一包的话… But I just thought that if a single bag disappears…
…他们根本不会察觉到是谁偷的 …they probably wouldn't notice, who took it.
但是这些人 他们总是能知道 But they always find out, those people.
- 那是些什么人？- 你不会想知道的 - What are those people? - I don't think you want to know.
对不起 真的太对不起了 Sorry. I'm so sorry.
那些人都是什么人？ What are those people?
能借我点钱吗？我得去瑞典躲一躲 Do you have any money? I have to go to Sweden.
那些都是什么人？ What are those people?
我只和一个叫加普的人联络 Jappe is the only I have had contact with.
我只认识加普 I only know Jappe.
告诉我怎么找到加普 然后有多远滚多远 Now you tell me where I can find Jappe. And then you disappear from here.
加普？ Jappe?
替芬恩向你问好 Greetings from Finn.
-我不认识什么芬恩啊 - 不 你认识 - I don't know any Finn.- Yes, you do.
你认识我儿子伊格瓦 他在机场工作 You know my son Ingvar. He works on the airfield.
我认识的人太多了 I know many people.
回到你安静祥和的村子里去吧 别再出来了 Go home to your village. And then stay there. It's safe and sound.
成不？ Okay?
操！ Goddamn it!
我要知道在我儿子身上发生了什么 I want to know what happened to him.
到底发生了什么！ I want to know what happened to him.
我只是服从命令办事 I just got the message.
谁的命令？ By whom?
罗纳尔多 Ronaldo.
罗纳尔多说他们从我们这里偷了东西 Ronaldo said that they had taken something from us.
让我摆平这件事 伪装成吸毒过量 I was told to fix this shit. Make it look like an overdose.
- 罗纳尔多…这个是他吗？- 是 - Ronaldo… is this him? - Yes.
没事吧 鲁恩？ Rune, everything okay?
怎么了？ Okay?
- 就是……那个乔纳森 -他怎么了？ - It's just… Jonathan - What about him?
怎么回事？ What is happening here?
- 就是乔纳森 -他怎么了？ - It's just Jonathan.- What's with him?
他老欺负我 He bully me.
哦 那你怎么回应他的？ Aha, what do you do about it?
鲁恩啊鲁恩 Rune... Rune.
没什么大不了的 It's not a problem.
乔纳森欺负你是因为他觉得你很弱 懂吗？ Jonathan bully you, because he thinks you're weak, right?
你得向他证明你并不弱小 So you just show him that is not the case.
你得… You…
- 你想让我还手打他？- 如果可能的话 是的 - Do you want me to beat him? - Yes, for example.
你得… You…
但是打人是不对的 But you're not supposed to.
你别想得那么绝对…… It's not all, you need to think too hard about. You…
-他块头很大 -鲁恩 那你就智取 - He is big. - Rune, then you just crack.
但是这样的话我岂不是和他一样蠢了 But then I just as stupid as he is.
加普不见了 Jappe disappeared.
谁是加普？ Who is Jappe?
加普是我的一个手下 慢着 Jappe is one of my employees. You know what?
这谈话不对头 There is something not quite right here.
我们不是说好了在上学路上不谈工作吗？ Didn't we agreed not to talk business on the way to school?
我们不是说好了的吗？ Wasn't that what we agreed?
是的 Yes.
你有记得准备水果吗？ Did you remember the fruit?
他每天必须吃五种不同的有机蔬果 He must have five different kinds of organic fruit and vegetables every day.
我之前跟你说过这些的吧？ Didn't we talked about it before?
- 是的 - 是的 我当然跟你说过 - Yes. - Yes, we have.
鲁恩 我很抱歉… Rune? So there will be no fruit today…
…今天没有水果吃了 …and I am truly sorry.
不过你也看出来了 这事不怪我 I hope you see, I'm innocent in this matter.
日安 爸爸 Have a good day, Dad.
记得我跟你说的 你得… You… Now remember what I said. You just…
真是疯了 LAPD! It is quite insane.
跟电视上演的似得 枪战 荒野西部什么的 It's like on TV. There are shootings. The Wild West.
他们朝他开了两次枪 Twice they have tried to shoot him.
有一次一枪擦过了他的脚 没什么大事 不过… The one time they ripped his foot. It went fine, but…
这事儿屌爆了 我做的鬼脸就是学他的 It is quite sick. I got this mug from him.
“服务人民 保护人民” "To serve and protect".
你就出去呗 死不了的 You can get out. You'll survive.
下次你下车去 Next time you go out.
-那是谁？- 奈尔斯 狄克曼 年度最佳公民 - Who is it? - Nils Dickman. Citizen Of The Year.
别逗我了 就凭他？ It's a damn lie! Dickman?
光听他名字就晦气 Poor thing was unlucky with the name.
你不问我去了哪吗？ Are not you gonna ask where I've been?
谁让你和加普去杀芬恩和伊格瓦的？ Who told you and Jappe to kill Finn and Ingvar?
闪电说得把那事料理好 Strike said it should be taken care of.
他们不能就凭空消失 And they were not just to disappear.
如果挪威小孩消失了的话… If Norwegian children just disappear…
…总会有些麻烦的父母去找他们 …there's always some damn troublesome parents who are looking for them.
我去哪找这个闪电？ Where do I find Strike?
我该去哪找他？ Where do I find Strike?
- 机场 - 他在机场工作？ - Airport. - He works at the airport?
他把可卡因运进来 把钱运出国 He flies the coke in and the money out.
这个是他？ Is this him?
好吧 Good.
你死定了 You are a dead man.
这已经是你第四次把健身服弄丢了 It's the fourth gym suit you lost.
玛丽特 你觉得这是为什么？因为我工作太忙了！ Why do you think that happens, Marit? Because I have a job, right?
我想方设法多挣钱 这样才买得起健身服 I'm trying to make money, so we can afford to buy a gym suit.
拿着这些钱 健身服爱买多少买多少 Now you take these and buy as much gym suits…
…给儿子把所有该死的健身课都报上 …you have a new set for each fucking gymnastics lesson in his life.
日安 Have a nice day.
我和我的律师谈过了 I've talked with my lawyer…
…我们要提议儿子跟我住10天 跟你4天 …and we propose a new scheme in which he stays ten days with me and four with you.
一周跟你 一周跟我 我们说好了的 A week with me, a week with you. That's the deal.
这样让他很迷惑 他需要的是一个稳定的根基… It's confusing for him. He needs a base…
…一个让他感觉很安全的家 …a home where he feels safe
呵 他当然可以一直呆在我这儿 Well he can be here all the time.
那样是行不通的 That'll never work
你我都清楚你是个什么样的父亲 We both know what kind of a father you are.
你早饭就给他吃水果麦圈！ You give him Fruit Loops for breakfast.
你说什么 水果麦圈？ What the hell are you saying? Froot Loops?
我是个严格的速食主义！他在这个家里一丁点添加剂都没吃到过… I am vegan, Marit! He has not gotten none e-number in this house…
…除了你喂他的那些廉价婴儿麦片粥！ …since you filled him up with cheap baby porridge!
－ 我来的时机不对？ － 哦 没事的 - Is this a bad time? - Oh no.
我就是和孩子他妈讨论一下水果糖和健身服 I just discuss Froot Loops and gym suits with my son's mother.
我们可享受这次谈话了 We're just enjoying ourselves.
我的律师会联系你的 My lawyer will be in touch.
既然你提起律师了 那我就跟你谈谈律师吧 Interesting that you take it up, for I want to talk a little with you about it.
你觉得你我之中 谁请的起最贵最好的律师？ Which of us do you think you can afford the most expensive lawyer?
－ 又怎么了？－ 罗纳尔多也不见了 - What the hell is it now? - Ronaldo has disappeared.
吃吧 他不在这儿 别担心 Relax. He's not here. Don't worry.
你是谁？ Who are you?
奈尔斯 Nils.
咱俩错不开车 你后面那边有地方能错车 There is not room for both of us. There is a turning space back there.
行吧 我试试 Ill try that.
你没系安全带啊 You don't have the seat belts on.
你知道你这是在和谁打交道？ Are you really aware who you're fucking with here?
那你说呀 Tell.
是谁？ Who is it?
你死定了 You are so done.
是谁？ Who is it?
老头子 你累了？ Well, are you're tired now, old man?
对 Yes.
我的可卡因是一回事 15公斤可卡因 One thing is my cocaine. Fifteen kilos of raw cocaine.
浅显易懂 It is what it is.
我的人是另一回事 一两个不见了不要紧 It's something different with my people. One man, maybe two may disappear.
但连续失踪了3个人 一定是有人在捣鬼 But three man can damn not disappear, without someone causing them to disappear.
有人盯上了我的人和我的地盘 Someone is after my people and my territories.
而且是谁并不难猜 And it is not hard to guess who.
－ 是那些该死的阿尔巴尼亚人 －塞尔维亚人 - The fucking Albanians. - Serbs.
我们和他们共享奥斯陆 还共享着挪威南部的每个城市 We shared Oslo with them, right? We shared southern Norway, city by city.
他们甚至在斯塔万格都有势力 They even got the fatty oil pigs in Stavanger.
我们还让他们用机场… They were allowed to use the airfield…
…来运他们的货 我们和谐共处 …so they could land their shit. In peaceful coexistence.
－我对他们够友好的了－过于友好了 - I have been incredibly nice. - Too nice.
这就是他们的报答 他们就是这样感谢我的 And this is the thanks. This is how they thank me.
他们每周都要运几次毒品过来 去机场 抓一个他们的人来 They land with drug several times a week. Go up there. Get one of them.
给我抓一个他们的人来 Get me one of them.
－你知道那人长什么样吗？－不 不过我觉得我们见到了一定能认出来 - Do you know what he looks like? - No, but don't you think we'll know?
为什么我们这里下这么多雪啊？真不明白我们怎么忍受下来的 Why the hell do we get all that snow? I don't know how we stand it.
－ 没完没了地下雪 － 但这儿福利好呀 - It's snowing all the time. - It's the welfare.
天气热的国家 都没什么福利的 There isn't any hot country that has welfare.
天气好的地方不需要什么社会福利 When the weather is great you do not need a welfare state.
你摘根香蕉就得了 Then you gather a banana and is done with it.
－怎么回事？－ 雪太多了吧 - What's happening? - It's the snow.
在巴厘 泰国 越南…人们都得自己谋生 In Bali, Thailand, Vietnam… people has to fend for themselves.
狗屁西班牙 狗屁葡萄牙 Spain is on the ass. Portugal is on the ass.
狗屁希腊 狗屁意大利 天气热的国家都这德行 Greece is on the ass. Italy is on the ass. It is hot countries.
医院都没有人事部 家属得带着饭去 Hospitals have no personnel. The families must come with food.
还有南美 非洲 还有那个快破产了的加利福尼亚 South America is a hole. Africa is a hole. California soon go bankrupt.
阳光和福利不可兼得 Sun or welfare.
我觉得我眼里有什么东西 I think I have got something in the eye.
－眼睛上面还是眼睛里面？－里面 - In the eye or on the eye?- In the eye.
哦 Yes.
－那你最好快去看医生吧－ 不用 没什么大事儿 - So you better see a doctor. - No, it's nothing serious.
我能看得见前面那个人 只是夜里看不清东西 I see him.It is night vision that fail.
－ 我来开车吧？－ 不用 - Shall I drive? - No.
我能开车 I can drive.
我们没从他嘴里套出什么有用的信息 Well, we won't get much more out of him.
别提了 我们忙活一晚上了 Do not say a damn thing. We have been at it all night.
那好吧…… Well …but then…
也没什么可说的了 Then there isn't so much to talk about.
现在他们该知道不能胡作非为了 Now they must learn that they can not do as they please.
请等待扫雪车 WAIT FOR SNOWPLOW.
－ 好久不见 －是啊 - Long time No see. - Yes.
你想干什么？ What do you want?
有人谋杀了伊格瓦 Someone killed Ingvar.
谋杀？ Killed?
有人叫人把他杀了 Someone told somebody to kill him.
干嘛来找我说这个？ Why do you come here to say that?
你是他舅舅 我之前从没求过你 You are his uncle. I have never asked you for anything.
垫着这个坐吧 You can sit on this.
－把电视关了 － 再看两分钟 - Turn off now. - Two minutes.
－把遥控给我 ——你要干嘛？别傻了 - Give me the remote. - What are you doing? Do not be silly.
－你当这是个性感的前戏啊？ －呵 性感… - Is it a sexy foreplay for you? - Sexy…
你为什么这么不高兴？别这样！ Why are you so annoying? Stop it!
快去煮点咖啡！ Go out and make coffee!
坊间传言伊格瓦和芬恩从伯爵哪里偷了一包毒品 Rumor has it that Ingvar and Finn has stolen a bag from the Count.
伯爵？你认识他？ Count? Do you know him?
我给他爸爸布里特卖过命 I once worked for his father. Bullit.
他儿子伯爵接管了生意 His son Count took over the business.
他干得风生水起 他和塞尔维亚人共享市场 He was fucking great. He and the Serbs share the market.
－我要杀了他 － 就你？ - I will kill him. - You will?
你不是杀人的料 You could never kill anyone.
我已经杀了个加普 一个罗纳尔多 还有一个闪电 I have killed a Jappe, a Ronaldo and a Strike.
我把他们拿铁网卷起来 扔下了瀑布 I rolled them into chicken wire and threw them in the waterfalls.
然后小鱼能从网洞里钻进去 吃他们的肉… Then the little fish can get in and gnaw the flesh from the bones…
…所以尸体不会飘走 就呆在那儿 …so they do not swell. Then they just are there.
但是这个伯爵和罗纳尔多什么的不一样 But the Count is not just a fucking Ronaldo or Jappe.
他是个老奸巨猾 你搞不定他的 He's a dangerous bastard. You can not neck him.
谢谢 Thank you.
他在这儿干嘛？我告诉过你要远离这种罪犯 What is he doing here? I told you to keep away from the criminal types.
－他是我亲弟弟！－弟弟 呵呵… - This is my brother! My little brother. - Brother, no…
她只不过是担心你是我原来的狐朋狗友 She's just a little worried that you are one of the old boys.
我答应过她要改过自新 I have promised her to to behave myself.
我起码得试试去杀他 I will at least try.
－别这样 Nils － 一个父亲必须为他儿子报仇！ - Forget it, Nils. - A father must surely avenge his son!
你以为自己是警探哈里啊？别想了 Have you become Dirty Harry, or what? Drop that bullshit.
奈尔斯！ Nils!
等等 别这么幼稚！ Wait a minute. Do not be so damn childish!
你真是和咱妈一样烦人 You're damn right as annoying as mother.
你敢说咱妈坏话 我要把你打得满地找牙 If you say something bad about mother I'll knock your teeth in.
好吧 Okay.
伯爵的真名叫欧力 福斯比 The Counts name is Ole Forsby.
不过如果你真的要杀他 你得找个职业杀手 But if you must kill him you must get an assassin.
怎么找？ How do I find one?
有个自称中国人得杀手 我觉得他应该还能工作 There is one who calls himself the Chinese. I think he is still active.
这些人净起些怪名字 What's with these names?
中国人 伯爵 警探哈利…… The Chinese, The Count, Dirty Harry, Bullit, Jappe.
老黑帮的传统罢了 It is an old gangster thing.
你的名字是什么？ What is your name?
副手 Wingman.
－ 是的……就是在壮志凌云里那样 - Wingman? - Yeah, you know… like in Top Gun.
那个电影…“你可以做我的副手” …The movie…"You Can be my wingman."
我怎么才能找到中国人？ How do I find the Chinese?
你有钱吗？别担心 她听不懂咱们说话 Have you got the money? Do not worry, she can't understand a word. Have you?
有 9万块 Yes, 90,000.
没问题 你给他在酒店订一间房间 Okay. You book a hotel room for him.
但是在执行任务前只给他一半的钱 But only give him half before he does the job.
他对飞机和火车有恐惧症 你得去车站接他 He has a fear of flying and taking the train. You pick him up at the station.
别开你自己的车 别让他看到你的车牌号 Not in your own car, then he sees the license plate.
坐出租车 给他个地址就够了 你回家等着 然后上网查新闻 Take a taxi, give him the address. Take home and wait, and then check on the web.
你知道他死了以后 你再把剩下一半钱寄到酒店去 Once you know that he is dead, you send the rest of the money to the hotel.
还有什么不明白的吗？ Is there anything you are unsure about?
他干嘛管自己叫中国人？ Why is he called the Chinese?
这儿对于中国人来说肯定很冷吧 It must be cold here for a Chinese.
不 现在给你一半 剩下一半… No. Half now and then half when I…
我不知道你是谁 我不知道你住哪 I don't know your name. I don't know your house.
我怎么知道任务结束了你会不会给我寄钱？ I don't know if you send the rest when the job is done.
我是一个乐观的生物学家 现在一切都在步入正轨 As a biologist, I am optimistic. Much is pointing in the right direction.
对于人类和动物 我们都变得越来越人道了 We have become more humane towards each other and towards animals.
100年前的种种行为 现在看来是野蛮的 The default behavior 100 years ago we now perceive as barbaric.
我们的自相残杀减少了许多 We kill each other in increasingly smaller extent.
我们的寿司已经送到了 We have got our sushi.
这边请 Here you go.
人好多呀 Well, well. Getting lots of people.
还来了个外国人 真不错 Exotic today, how cozy.
你有货？ Yes?
来让我们谈谈我要不要买 鲁恩? Then we'll see if I will buy. Rune?
我们要在这儿开个小会 你去吃根萝卜去吧？ We need to hold a small meeting here. Why don't you go and take a carrot?
好的 Okay.
死 正确的说法是“想让我死” Cold. It's called "to make me cold."
-死？好吧 阿尔巴尼亚老爹派你来杀我的？ - 是- Cold? Okay. - Is the the Albanian Papa?
- 我们和他相处的不太好 - 老爹是塞尔维亚人 - We have a little trouble with him for the time. - Papa is Serb.
- 不 不是老爹 - 那是谁 - No, it's not Papa. - Who is it?
好吧 你想把这个想让我死的人的名字卖给我 我懂了 Okay, you want to sell me the name of him that want me cool. I get it.
想要多少钱？ How much?
好吧 真是个精明的商人 我明白了 Fine. You are a business man. Understood.
中国人就是亚洲的犹太人 呵呵 I know very well that the Chinese is Asia's Jews.
- 所以你买不买？ - 买 - So you buy? - I'm buying.
把钱打到开曼群岛的账户们上 等我看到转账成功… Deposit the money here. When I see it has gone into accounts in the Cayman…
…我就告诉你对方的名字 …I'll tell you the name on your enemy.
应该说“账户” 不是账户们 It's called "account". Non accounts.
单数 Singular.
可以了 Fine.
- 狄克曼 - 狄克曼 狄克曼 - Dickman. - Dickman, Dickman.
我爸爸雇过一个狄克曼（鸡巴人） My dad had a damn Dickman on the payroll.
叫什么来着？ What was his name? Wing... Lord? Wing King? Wing... Geir?
- 副手 - 对 副手 - Wingman. - Yes, Wingman, dammit!
- 好家伙 老副手想杀我 - 谢谢你 我要走了 - Good, old Wingman wants me dead. - So I say thank you and go.
嘿 我只想问个道德问题 Hey, I just …a little moral question for you.
你现在在挪威 不是什么又穷又乱的发展中小国 Now you are in Norway. This is not a banana republic.
在挪威 我们大家都得按规矩办事 Here in Norway we keep our agreements.
我说话算话 你给钱，我说名字 I kept my word. You give money, I give enemy.
这是一开始你订的规矩 不过我又有个新想法 That agreement you have held. But now I think of the other one.
你当初也答应了... You made a deal…
一个挪威人来杀我 with a paying Norwegian citizen about making me cold.
这项协议你至今还未达成 And that agreement you have not met.
呃 Ugh.
能放过那毯子吗 Will you please leave the carpet?
这个手卷真好吃 Really good maki roll.
-这个闻起来有股鞭炮味 -我觉得更像中国菜味 - Doesn't it smell like firecrackers?- No, isn't it more like Chinese food?
油炸的那种？ Fried, right?
-豆腐卷 -功夫小子 - Soya in roll. - Kung Fu tomaki.
要是我们被发现了怎么办？ Imagine if someone discovers us?
小心点就没问题 No one discovers us if we are cautious.
嘿，没事的好吗 Hey, it will be OK.
我能搞定的 I've lit them all.
-怎么样？ -一切顺利 - How did it go? - It went well.
-我基本上都按你说的做的 -什么叫“基本上”？ - I did basically as you said. - Basically?
我把钱全都给他了；他极其不信任陌生人 I gave him all the money. He can't rely on someone he doesn't know.
-现在雪下得刚刚好 -该死的！ - There are perfect snow conditions right now. - Damn it!
我只是觉得滑雪对你有好处 I just thought it would be good for you to go skiing.
你知道狄克曼在挪威语里什么意思吗？ Do you know what Dickman means in Norwegian?
"Pikmand".
晦气 It hell does.
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你好啊副手 Hello, Wingman.
有时间聊几句吗？ Do you have time for a little conversation?
只是个小小请求 Actually it's just a small request.
你好你好 Hello hello.
好久不见了 还记得我吗？ It's been a while. Do you remember me?
我们车里还能多做一个人 Ole, you know. We have room for one more in here.
坐的舒服吗？ Are you sitting comfortably?
你老了 得好好照顾自己才行 You've grown old. You must take good care of yourself.
妈的 我需要帮助 Shit. I need help.
有人想杀我 一个叫狄克曼的杀手 Someone is after me. A hit man called Dickman.
我只知道一个叫狄克曼的 那就是你了 I know only one called Dickman, and that's you.
当然我也知道他可能是碰巧跟你重名了 I was thinking of course, that it may be a coincidence.
他也许是另一个叫狄克曼的人 It may be another Dickman than you.
但我不相信巧合这套… But I don't believe in coincidences…
所以我觉得...我只能来找你 …so I thought I just had to go to you…
找到你 请你帮我这个忙 …and then ask you. Ask you, ask for help…
…找找你家族的人里 …to try to find out, if perhaps one in your family…
有没有对我有点意见的 …isn't not so happy about me.
行吗？ 看看到底是哪个叔父、老爸、兄弟 Right? An uncle or a father…
...或是某位淘气的侄子...或是... …or brother or a naughty nephew or…
狄克曼... Dickman…
一直以来我都没法原谅你爸爸 I have never been able to forgive your father.
什么意思？ What?
他把我的女人从我身边夺走 He took my woman from me.
他的老二捅了成百上千个女人 That dick had a thousand women.
-你知道吗？ -我的女人就在其中 - You know that? - One of them was mine.
然后这跟我又有什么关系呢？ And what does that have to do with me?
你的血管里淌着他的血 His blood runs in your veins.
你笑的时候我还能看见的是他的嘴脸 His grin sitting is on your mouth.
我开了很远的路来找你，就想从你这打探点有用的消息 I've drove damn far hoping to get a good story.
我手上有他们三个，Ronaldo，Jappe，Strike I took all three of them: Ronaldo, Jappe, Strike.
这才仅仅是开始 It was just the start.
你为什么告诉我这些？ Why are you telling me this?
中国人没把你杀了？真可惜 So Chinese didn't get you? Too bad.
对我 你可以为所欲为 You can do whatever the hell you want with me.
可惜我有痔疮 I have cancer in the ass.
小心溅你一脸屎 I shit on you.
-我的可卡因在哪？ -我扔马桶里冲走了 - Where's my cocaine? - I have flushed it down the toilet.
-15千克 -最少这些 - 15 kg. - At least.
我会让你死得很痛苦 I can give you a horrible painful death.
痛苦使我更强大 Pain is just weakness leaving the body.
呵呵 你这话还挺动人的 Hell, there I was quite touched.
好吧 你这会可是真把我感动到骨子里了 Now, you're fucking touching me. Quite into the soul.
没关系的 That's fine.
会好的 It's fine.
的确如此 So it is.
副手 Wingman.
他不在 Not here.
是时候了 It is now.
他们打电话告诉我们他在哪了 They called us to tell where we could find him.
他们把他吊在哪里了 And what is it they hanged him on?
1389！ 1389!
-这是严重的挑衅行为 -什么意思？ - This is a serious provocation. - What are you talking about?
挪威人不知道1389的科索沃战争 Norwegians don't know the Kosovo battle in 1389.
那个牌子只是标示了海拔高度 The plate just states the height above sea level.
那是他的第一次任务 It was his first trip.
“给我个机会吧” "Give me the chance."
“我已经是大人了” "I am a grown man."
“我是你的儿子” "I am your son."
“你会因我骄傲的” "You will be proud of me."
他现在客死他乡 And now he hangs here in a foreign country.
像个没人要的小杂种 Like a mongrel.
我们得把他埋在祖国 We must bury him in the homeland.
必须如此 We must.
-我们会复仇的 -我们一定会，老爹，我们必须复仇 - We will avenge us. - We must, Papa. We must.
嘿 Hey.
又怎么了这是？ What the hell?
你忘了？ Did you forget?
什么？ What?
你竟然给忘了！ You forgot!
妈的 家长会 A fucking parents meeting.
上个月就是我去的 玛丽特 I was at a parents meeting last month, Marit.
我去了家校联讨会还有那该死的研讨会 I was at school / home conversation and went to the fucking bully seminar.
你现在能好好歇着了 我却有任务要完成一项很艰巨的任务 Now you gotta relax. I have a job, which is pissing difficult and demanding.
不要激动 No need to get excited.
你不是什么知名商业人士 你是个罪犯 You're not an important business man. You're a criminal.
你知道吗？ You know what?
你挺了解我的 但我对你也不陌生 You know me well. But I also know you.
你不用拿你那副新嬉皮士风格的手套唬我 You're not fooling me with your Neo-hippie mittens.
我知道你能去世界各地的商场 I remember when you could go in all stores worldwide…
买你想要的任何东西 …and buy what you wanted.
我的钱和所有东西都没有任何问题 Then there was nothing wrong with the money or anything else.
去你的家长会 然后有多远滚多远… Take your parents' meeting and stuff it so far up your dry, Danish ass…
…你个丹麦来的婊子 …you never find it again.
家长会你妈逼 操你妈 For I shit on the fucking parents' meeting and I shit on you.
我活的没那么容易好吗 盖尔 It's not fucking easy to be me, Geir.
什么？ What?
如果是狄克曼把我们的人干掉了... If Dickman has bumped off our people…
我们之前杀的那家伙 那些塞尔维亚人会被惹急的 …the Serbs are probably pissed that we hung that guy up.
要杯茶吗，老爹？ 你累了 Do you want a cup of tea, Papa? You're probably tired.
节哀顺变 我会誓死保护他的尸体的 Condolences. I will protect him with my own life.
我们曾合作愉快 We had a good deal.
共同分享这个宝地 We shared the towns between us.
我们说好了这个破机场归彼此共有 We agreed that the shitty airfield should be common.
我们管理好了自己的那部分 We have kept our part of the bargain.
但是他们呢？ 没错 他们杀了我唯一的儿子 And how do they held their part? Yes, they killed my only son.
我的儿子现在要回归塞尔维亚母亲的怀抱 他将被埋在那里 My only son is now on the way to mother Serbia, where he will be buried.
而我们在这儿 替他复仇 We are here, and it is time for revenge.
血债血偿 Blood for blood.
那他儿子的命抵我儿子的命 Son for son.
看那儿 傻孩子在捡屎 See right there. She gathers a fucking shit up.
她要用那干嘛？ What will she do with it?
那是挪威习俗 他们都这样 It is a Norwegian practice. They do such things.
真要命 Goddamn it.
牙还疼吗？ 去看牙医吧 Does it still hurt in the tooth? Go to a dentist.
得什么时候才能有时间啊？ When would I have time for that?
-你进过挪威监狱吗？ -不 还没有 - Have you been in a Norwegian prison? - No, not yet.
那么那里可以成为你的人生目标了 You have something to look forward to.
美味饭菜 冒着热气 Good food. Heating.
美味？ Good food?
你简直无法想象 You won't believe it.
-你在那工作还有薪水拿 -开玩笑吧 - You get wages for jobs there. - You're kidding me.
我发誓是真的！ 里面的人全都礼貌而友好 I swear! And everyone is friendly and courteous.
狱警不会折磨你 没人强奸你 囚犯们也很和善 Guards don't harass you. No rapes. Even the inmates are nice.
不被强奸 好狱警... 你别骗我 No rapes, nice guards... You don't fool me.
那才是文明的现代社会 货真价实 A modern society. Civilized.
瞧见没 我的牙 See, I had all my teeth done.
在监狱里补的？ In prison?
这周她去接那男孩了 This week she fetch the boy.
他一周跟他爸爸 一周跟他妈妈 A week with the father the next week with his mother.
想想看 你得和别人共享一个儿子 Imagine if you had to share a son.
这是些什么人啊 What kind of people are they?
-那个阿尔巴尼亚人不够精明啊 -塞尔维亚人 - That with the Albanian was not smart. - Serb.
-他是个塞尔维亚人 -不再是了 - He was a Serb. - Not anymore.
有个很棘手的问题，我们得找个解决方法 We have a big problem. Now we need to find a solution.
谁有什么好提议吗？ Does anyone have any good suggestions?
嗯，我不是... Well, I do not…
找他算账不是个好主意 It was perhaps not a good idea to pin the bill up on him.
他们肯定是想要我们道歉 They surely want an apology.
是啊，也许我改给他们买束花送封道歉信一类的 Yes, it's almost as if I were to buy a bouquet and send them a card.
他们想要点大礼 我们给送的大礼 They want something big in return. Something that is ours.
嘿？这里到底还给不给加咖啡了？ Hey? Is there more coffee, or what?
谢谢 Thank you.
什么？ What?
是的，他们确实想要点东西 Yes. Now they get something in return.
然后他们就能知道我们有多心碎了。谢谢 Then they'll understand that we are really sad. Thank you.
把他头砍下来，包上 Cut the head, wrap it.
送到他们跟前然后说， 这就是罪魁祸首 Send it to them and say, it is the culprit.
跟他们说我们只想让大家相安无事 说我们表达深切哀悼 Say we only want peace. Say we extend our condolences.
然后此地也许能恢复平静安宁 Then we might get some peace and quiet here.
-清楚了吗？ -我们能搞定 - Is everything clear? - We have it all.
-胶带，绳索，袋子... -万事俱备啊！ - Tape, rope, bag… - Everything, everything, everything!
是我 我们来了 我们要去抓那个孩子吗？ It's me. We are here. Should we get the kid?
为什么？ Why?
没问题 就这样了 Fine. It's a deal.
他们建议我们该等等的 They say we should wait.
-还要等什么？ -他们发了条短信 - What are we waiting for? - They have sent a messenger.
什么情况.... What the hell…
老爹说我们得等着 Papa says we have to wait.
粉红豹来了 快进来吧 There we have the Pink Panther. Come on.
谢谢你来看我 Thank you for seeing me.
他已因其罪行受到处罚 He has been punished for his misdeed.
我们只想和你和平相处 好吗？ We only want peace with you, okay?
好的 谢谢 Okay. Thank you.
能帮个忙拉上窗帘吗？ Are you kind to draw the curtains?
谢谢这份礼物 It pains me to have to say this.
虽然我不想这么说 Thanks for the gift.
但是我希望的是用你儿子的命来抵我儿子的命 But I require a son for my son.
-你疯了吗？ -再说一遍我就一枪崩了你 - Are you as crazy? - Do it again and I'll shoot you.
-现在？ -没错 - Now? - Yes.
你不想让牙烂掉吧 You don't want to get a tooth decay.
-但这周该和妈妈一起 -是啊，是她让我来接你的 - But it's mother's week. - Yes, and she asked me to pick you up.
我是帮她的忙 来吧 I'm doing her a favor. Come on.
你好 是我 Hello. It's me.
你等我们完事了再行动 Just wait until we're done.
快走！ Move!
你不是我爸手下的人 You isn't working for my father.
-那些人是谁 -我也不知道 - Who were those men? - I have no idea.
-上了货车就消失了？ -边上有东西 - Disappeared in a van? - There was something on the side.
-什么？那他妈是什么鬼东西？ -一个名字和电话号码 - What? What the hell was that? - A name and phone number.
就在飞机场那里 It was there where the airfield is located.
老爹 我们一定会找到孩子和货车的 Papa, it's no problem to find neither the kid or van.
还有那家伙 And not the guy either.
赶在这小子发臭前把他给我弄出去 Get him out before he starts to stink.
有人在听吗？ Hello?
他现在没法接电话 He can not come to the phone right now.
因为他死了 你也活不了多长时间了 Because he is dead. As you soon are.
他挂电话了 该死的 He hung up the damn rat.
要是知道我们抓了他儿子 The bloody Count will shit his pants…
那该死的伯爵就要尿裤子了 …when he gets to know that we got his son.
这事我不干 I wont take it.
他们不能绑架了我的孩子却不给我打电话 不能这么做 They can't just take my son and not phone. You don't do that..
杀了那个传话人的不是我们 这帮人到底怎么回事 Nobody shoots the messenger. What is it with the Albanian monkeys?
让那些穆斯林猪见鬼去吧 Fucking Mohammedan pig cunts.
这帮猪狗不如的下贱畜生 We know what they're doing. Fucking dogs and pigs night and day.
低级民工的杂种 The soggy pile of inbred domestic workers and construction workers.
让那些东欧猴子去死吧 Fucking eastern monkeys.
他们这回把我的孩子带走了 Now they fucking taken my boy.
我的小宝贝 My little boy.
妈了个逼的他们竟然拐了我的孩子 They have dammit taken my boy.
我得让他们明白 我可不是好惹的 I want them to know I wont put up with this.
操！ Hell of a sack!
-你在这住吗？ -是啊 - Do you live here? - Yes.
-独身一人？ -没错 - All alone? - Yes.
-你没有孩子？ -是的 - You don't have any children? - No.
把我带回你家可不是明智之举 It's not so smart of you to take me home.
我只是想跟你爸爸聊上几句 I just want to talk a little with your dad.
现在吗？ Now?
明天 Tomorrow.
-欢迎光临 -晚上好 - Welcome! - Good evening.
-六个单人间，谢谢 -有预定吗？ - Six single rooms, thanks. - Have you booked?
-她在开玩笑吗？ - She got to be kidding!
有点小问题，这里只有两个双人间了 We have a problem. There are only two large rooms.
一间给我 One is for me.
我还是付现，和以前一样 I'll pay cash as usual.
你在哪睡？ Where do you sleep?
-旁边的房间 -要是我逃跑会怎样 - I sleep in the next room. - And what if I run away?
你不会那么傻 要是你跑了只能冻死在外面 何况你还不认识路 You don't. Then you’ll freeze to death. And you wouldn't be able to find your way.
我睡前都得听睡前故事的 I usually get a bedtime story, before I fall asleep.
我没故事可讲 I have no stories.
你可以随便找点东西读嘛 我不听内容的 You can just read from something. It does not matter what it is.
“本款汽车外观充满个性，配有两个独立的MTU引擎… "It has as special features two independent MTU engines…
…动力超过两千马力” …with a total force of more than 2,000 horsepower."
-我以前有这车 -是吗？ - I have one of these. - You do?
为什么买这个？你不是个绑匪吗？ Why? Aren't you a kidnapper?
并不总是 Not always.
本车一小时能运四千吨雪 This has a capacity four thousand tonnes of snow per hour.
车身重5.8吨 It throws 30-35 meters. Weighing 5.8 tons.
-是辆好车 -我能坐坐吗 - It is fine. - Can I get a ride in it?
你现在得睡觉了 You must sleep now.
你知道斯德哥尔摩综合症吗？ Have you heard about Stockholm Syndrome?
显示个挂在路牌上的外国人 现在又是个水库里的瑞典人 First, we find the alien on the plate then the Swede at the dam.
这简直就是… It smells fucking of…
就他妈像是场黑帮混战 It smells of gangster war.
求你叫警察来好吗 Please call the police.
要是他们知道我们联系警察，他们会撕票的 If we call the police, then they kill Rune.
玛莉特，你得好好听我说 Marit, you must listen to me.
你觉得我们两个谁更了解情况？ Is it you or me who best understand the situation here?
他们会打电话来的 然后会提要求 They will call us. And then they will make their demands.
我会满足他们的任何要求 他们就会放了鲁恩 Then I give them what they demand and then we Rune back.
绑架都这样 That is how it works.
24小时之后我就叫警察 In 24 hours I'll call the police.
不过24小时之内他就会回来了 In 24 hours he is here again.
下地狱烧死吧 I hope you burn in hell.
然后我们在地狱重逢吧 玛莉特 Then I'll see you there, Marit.
我们还没找到他 We haven't managed to find him yet.
这么小的一个镇 要找到那车不会花很长时间 没有问题的 It's a small town. Sooner or later we find the car. Without a doubt.
好吗？ Right?
我们继续找找 We keep looking.
-这是鲁恩学校的门卫 -太好了 幸会 - It's the janitor from Runes school. - Oh, how nice. Hello.
把刚刚跟我说的再跟他说一遍 然后你就能拿钱走人了 Just say what you said to me. Then you get the money.
我说了有关那车 还有带走那孩子的那些人的事情 I said something about the car and those who ran off with the kid.
车上有名字和地址 There was a name and address on the car.
现在我的记忆力不如以前了 不过... Now, my memory's not as good as it has been, but…
我还是能记住些事的 There's somethings that stick.
还有个电话号码 但我真不记得是多少了 There was also a phone number but I do not remember it.
那名字挺怪的 叫狄克曼 I thought it was a strange name. Dickman.
他还没对警方讲过 He hasn't spoken to the police.
-我们还没谈价钱呢？ - 三万 - Yes, what are we talking about? - 30,000.
这里是三万 There is the 30.
两万九 And there is 29.
狄克曼有个天杀的亲戚 Dickman has a goddam relative.
什么？ Yes?
你儿子在我手上 不想我撕票 就独自来找我 I have your son. To see him alive you come alone.
我知道该怎么办 I know how it is done.
你要不要钱 绑架不都要这个吗？ You might also want money? It's usually to ask for.
这事等你来了再说 We'll talk about it when you get here.
我要回车里了 今晚见 I get in the car now and I'll see you tonight.
你好呀！你家里来了个有意思的客人了 Hi there! You have a fine visitor waiting for you at home.
-什么叫有意思？ -他们停下了问路的 - Nice visitor? - They stopped and asked me for directions.
他们都穿套装打领带 发展党的那些人都一个样 They had a suit and tie. The resembled people from the Progress Party.
我们倒是希望你加入中央党 We had hoped for you in the Center Party.
当然这还得你自己做主 But of course it's entirely up to you.
但是看到你终于重归正轨还是很棒的 But it's good to see that you are back on your feet.
伊格瓦死后你一定过得不容易 It must have been a hard blow with Ingvar.
还记得芬恩吗 他也开始吸毒了 Do you remember Finn, Heimdahls son? He too started with the drugs.
他们昨天找到了他的尸体 They found him yesterday.
-是你的吗？ -不 是辆老家伙了 - Is that yours? - No. It is an old machine.
这些都不是我的 过来 None of those are mine. Come here.
在这里待着 有人会来找你 Stay hereuntil someone comes to get you.
看这里 Look here.
看 Look here.
好吧 我们知道他老婆就像个奶牛 So, we know his wife looks like a cow.
我觉得更像个铲雪机 I was more thinking about the snow plow. And on his company.
-妈的盖尔到底去哪了 -我觉得他在第一辆车里 - Where the hell is Geir? - I think he's in the first car.
-雷多旺，你要试试吗？ -好啊好啊 - Radovan, will you try? - Yes, why not?
有人吗？ Hello?
我在听 I'm listening.
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-雷多旺！你觉得自己是只鹰吗？ -塞尔维亚鹰！ - Radovan! Do you think you are an eagle? - A Serbian eagle!
老爹 我们找到那人了 我们知道他的地址了 我们都知道了 你在听吗？ Papa, we have the man. We got the address. We have it all. Do you hear, Papa?
-你怎么带了把枪 -别问 - Why do you have a gun? - No question.
照我说的做！ 别动 Now do as I say! Stay here.
你怎么这么生气？ Why are you so angry?
你必须按我说的来 懂吗？别动 You must do as I say. Do you understand? Stay here.
进来吧 Get in.
我儿子呢？ Where is my son?
我儿子在哪？ Where is my son?
你知道吗？ You know what?
如果我一个问题要问三遍的话 我就有点不高兴了 If I have to ask something three times, I get a little pissed off.
然后我就开始想用其他方法让你开口说话 And then I begin to think of other ways to get you to talk.
你可能觉得我的职业不那么有创造性 事实并非如此 You might think that my profession is not a creative profession, but that it is.
不过要对付像你这样的人 我觉得还是要用传统一点的方法 And with such a man as you, we'll go quite traditional about it.
我会拔光你的指甲 砍掉你的手指 I will pull your finger nails, cut your fingers off.
接着砍掉你的双手 割掉你的耳朵和鼻子 I cut your hands off, take your ears and cut your nose off.
尤其是鼻子… And exactly that with the nose…
你不会喜欢的… …you're not going to like.
-我进去找鲁恩 -没问题 - I go in and look for Rune. - Fine.
跟你说个事儿 I'll talk to you.
你能帮我给玛莉特 Will you to give a message…
带个信儿吗 …to Marit?
告诉她... Tell her…
她就是个狗娘养的婊子 …that she is a cunt.