-= LUO MADE DVD =-
“1991年，波斯湾战争刚结束”
要不要开枪？ Are we shooting?
什么？ What?
我们到底要不要开枪打人？ Are we shooting people or what?
我们要开枪吗？ Are we shooting?
我刚不是这样问你吗？ That's what I’m asking you!
答案是什么？ What's the answer?
我不知道，所以我才要问 I don't know the answer! That's what I’m trying to find out!
给我一点口香糖 我刚已经给过你了 -Give me some gum. -I already gave you some.
我看到你眼睛里有一粒沙子 但弄不出来 I can see a grain of sand in there. I just can't get it out.
这家伙似乎有带武器 I think this guy has a weapon!
果然没错 Yeah, he does!
恭喜你，你打死了个中东鬼 Whoa! Congratulations, my man, you shot yourself a raghead.
没想到在这场战争中 居然还能看到有人被杀 Dag. Didn't think I'd get to see anybody shot in this war.
帮我照张相 Aw, take my picture.
夺宝大作战
I just want to celebrate another day of livin'
I just want to celebrate another day of life
I put my faith in the people But the people let me down
So I turned the other way And I carry on anyhow
That's why I'm telling you I just want to celebrate
Another day of livin'
I just want to celebrate
军营中充满了欢欣热闹的音乐 大家都士气高昂 Spirits are high, and the music is boisterous...
这些年轻士兵… 该死的，等一会儿 ...as these young troops-- Shit, hold on a second. Okay.
军营中充满了欢欣热闹的音乐 大家都士气昂扬… Music is high, and the spirits are soaring as these--
我刚刚是不是说“昂扬”？ Did I just say "soaring"? How did it sound?
听起来如何？ 他们说美军藉着这次任务 来驱赶越战带来的阴影 They say you exorcised the ghost of Vietnam with a clear, moral imperative.
我们解放了科威特 We liberated Kuwait.
If I had to start again With just my children and my wife
I would thank my lucky stars To be living here today
Because the flag Still stands for freedom
And they can't take that away
And I'd gladly stand up next to you
And defend her still today
'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land
God bless the U.S.A.
“特洛拜隆 最近喜获麟儿” It was you that chose your due
You built a maze you can't get through
I tried to help you all I can But I can't do nothing for you, man
I can't do nothing for you, man
-Go lean on shells -Answer man
I can't do nothing for you, man
“康拉德维克 他极为羡慕特洛拜隆” -Go lean on shells -Answer man
I can't do nothing for you, man You jumped out of the jelly into a jam
Make you love the wrong instead of right Not a thief cat burglar through the night
The cop told your girl her name was Shirl About a rooftop crime to steal her pearls
Oozy down the bullets in the gun
英勇的战士… Trained warrior! Trained warrior!
盖特少校… Trained warrior! Oh, my God!
Major Gates, Major Gates, Major Gates!
“艾奇盖特 剩两周就可退伍”
爱德安娜采访到什么新闻？ What's Adriana got?
还不是战胜庆功的那些镜头 Just the celebration story.
就这样？ 这种新闻根本是昙花一现 That's it? That story's evaporating.
伊拉克战俘的新闻 也是昙花一现 The Iraqi POW story's evaporating.
我要采访伊拉克将黄金 归还科威特的新闻 I still have my gold story, though. Returning the gold to Kuwait.
你对那件事了解多少？ What do you know about that?
他们说黄金藏在某个碉堡里面 They think it's in some bunker somewhere.
Oh, oh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
怎么了，上校？ 我正要问你 相同的问题呢，少校 -What's going on? -I was about to ask you the same thing.
你说过他是前特种部队的一员 他会好好照顾我 真是一派胡言 You said he was former Delta, he'd take great care of me. What a bunch of bullshit.
让我来处理，好吗？ 她难道没有自己的护卫吗？ -Let me handle this. -Doesn't she have an escort?
当然有，她就在这里 你帮她找一个能让她搞的护卫 -Of course she does. She's right here. - Find her someone she can fuck...
这样她就不会来染指 我的帖身保镖了 你讲话小心点 -...so she'll leave my escort alone. - That's unnecessary.
我不希望他把我采访到的新闻 泄漏给其他的记者 I don't want him going to other reporters and giving away my stories.
你根本没采访到什么新闻嘛 你不可以四处张扬 -You don't have any stories. -You don't tell people that!
看看你自己变成什么德性 Look at you. Look at what's become of you.
没错，但我至少还穿着衣服 Yes, look at me. I've got my clothes on! I’m dressed!
“爱德安娜克鲁兹 五度与艾美奖擦身而过”
没错，但你已经人老珠黄 But I will say you are old, Adriana.
我不想为这等狗屎事烦心 少校 你懂不懂？ I really don't need this shit, major. You understand me?
这是一场媒体战争 你最好搞清楚状况 Yeah. -This is a media war. A media war...
...and you better get onboard!
我们明天要好好谈谈 我要好好的修理你 We'll talk about this tomorrow. I’m gonna straight you out!
照张相 Take a picture!
再照一张 One more!
帅毙了 -Very handsome. -All right.
So please stay off my back
Or I will attack And you don't want that
拜隆，你真是神枪手 Yeah! -Good shot, Barlow.
别闹了 Hey, enough!
上尉要来了 Captain's coming!
“契夫艾吉 为了逃离底特律而从军”
你们最好快一点 他现在就来了 You better move your butts. He's coming right now.
该死的，这些酒是哪儿来的 快处理掉 Goddamn it! Where the hell did this booze come from? Hey, get rid of it!
我们明天还要继续处理 伊拉克人战俘… We gotta take more Iraqi prisoners tomorrow! Tomorrow!
把弹夹拿下来 把武器丢到左边的地上 Remove the magazine from your weapon.
Sling your weapon over your left shoulder, muzzle down.
双手高举过头 Have both arms raised above your head.
请跟着领队士兵 慢慢的朝着多国部队前进 Approach the multinational force's position slowly...
...with the lead soldier holding this document...
将文宣高举过头 这样做就不会被杀死 ...above his head. If you do this, you will not die.
根据国际惯例 You will be processed as prisoners of war...
我们会提供战服，食物，衣服 和遮风避雨栖身之处 ...provided food, shelter and clothing...
...and be treated according to the guidelines provided by the Geneva Convention.
Do not resist.
这样做就会得到这些 If you do this, you get this.
只要投降，就有吃有睡 If you surrender, you will get food and shelter. Okay?
没事的，没有人会伤害你们的 不要紧张 Everything is cool. Nobody's gonna hurt you. Just relax.
先生，麻烦你把头巾拿下来 Sir, you're gonna have to take the turban off as well.
你有没有在科威特 强暴或折磨任何人？ Did you rape and torture anyone in Kuwait, Abdul?
那你呢，你这个狗娘养的？ What about you, motherfucker?
你把他们吓坏了，把枪收起来 你这样会闯祸的 Hey, hey. You're making them hysterical. Stop pointing that. You'll get us in trouble.
别紧张，请各位趴在地上 Just relax. We want everybody facedown.
-Come on. -Get down.
听不懂英文吗，浑蛋？ Take these things-- Hey, no comprende English, motherfucker?
你有什么毛病啊？ What is your fucking problem?
拜托你拿出专业素养 你把他们吓坏了 Act in a more professional manner, please.
我也想要保持专业素养 但他不肯拿掉头巾 I wanna be professional. He wouldn't take his rags off.
在一旁学着点吧 对不起，先生 Pay attention to how it's done. Excuse me, sir.
请你像其他的毛巾头一样 宽衣解带，好吗？ Listen. Sir, we're gonna need you to disrobe like all the other towelheads, okay?
我也不希望事情演变成这样 把他的衣服剥下来 I hate to see it come to this. Strip him down.
Come on, motherfucker.
把你的衣服脱掉 Take your fucking clothes off.
快点 Come on.
特洛，快过来看 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Troy. Troy. Troy, come here. Check this out.
快来看，简直是变态透了 Freaky thing here, possibly.
那家伙的屁股里塞了一些文件 There's a document in that guy's ass.
有状况了 We got a classified situation.
这张纸是不是被他吃下去了？ You think he ate it?
如果是被吃下去的 不会这么完整 No, it wouldn't come out perfect like that if he ate it.
把它拉出来，士兵 -Pull it out, private. - Back off! Back off!
拉出来 Pull it out.
我从军不是为了 把手伸到大男人屁股里去 Man, I didn't join the Army to pull paper out of people's asses.
百分之百不是 No, sir. Not what I signed up for.
Aw-- Aw--
Ugh!
打开来看 Open it up.
你只给我一只手套 You only gave me one glove.
我只有一只手套 但你一定要把它打开来 Sorry, I only have one, but you have to open it.
我的军阶比你高 你要听我的话 That's how the chain of command works.
Ugh.
是什么？ What is it?
不知道，反正很重要就是了 It’s important enough to squeeze your cheeks for.
你要让她心甘情愿的报导 我们要她报导的事 You're supposed to make her feel good about stories we want...
而不要去挖 我们不想要让人知道的事 ...not push stories we don't want.
你不可以丢下她 去上另一个记者 You don't walk away from her and go screw another journalist.
我本来就不想 担任这个任务，朗 I never wanted this job, Ron.
你在伊拉克的任务结束了 Your work in Iraq was over. Done.
我想要帮你忙 如果你处理得宜的话 I’m trying to help you out. If you play your cards right...
让你在国内媒体界找份好差事 ...maybe she'll hook you up with the media at home.
去他的好差事 -Fuck that. -Fuck that?
去他的？你以后打算怎么办？ Where you going?
你未来一片光明 You got your star clinched.
你无法升官 难不成都是我的错？ Oh, so now it's my fault that you plateaued a long time ago?
我甚至不知道 我们在这里做了什么 少来这套… -I don't even know what we did here. -Don't start.
告诉我我们在伊拉克 做了什么？ Just tell me what we did here, Ron.
你想占领伊拉克 重演越战旧事吗？ You wanna occupy Iraq and do Vietnam all over again?
这就是你想要的吗？ Is that your brilliant idea?
去他的，我反正要退休了 -Fuck it, I’m retiring anyway. 在你退休之前 你仍然是美国军人 -Until you do, you're an Army officer.
你仍然要照顾那名记者 别搞砸了 You're still taking care of that reporter, so do it right.
Let's move this now!
你已经洗了一千次了，别洗了 Come on, you've washed your hands a thousand times.
谁知道那家伙屁股里 有什么寄生虫 Lord knows what vermin live in the butt of a dune coon.
你为何让这家伙 当你的跟屁虫？ Why do you let this cracker follow you around, man?
他没问题的 他是从达拉斯的孤儿院来的 He's got no high school. He's from a group home in Dallas.
他没念高中，很可怜的 -He doesn't know better. -Don't say that.
别四处宣扬嘛 就算他是从约翰尼斯堡来的 我也不管 I don't care if he's from Johannesburg.
我不希望听到任何人 说这些有种族歧视意味的话 I don't wanna hear "dune coon" or "sand nigger" from him or anybody.
上尉不是也有说吗？ Captain uses those terms.
康拉德，你可以改称他们为 “毛巾头”或是“骑骆驼的” Look, the point is, "towelhead" and "camel jockey" are good substitutes.
完全正确 对不起 -Exactly. - I apologize.
你们这些亲阿拉伯反伊拉克的 作风搞的我晕头转向 A little confusing with all this pro-Saudi, anti-Iraqi type language and all that.
你拿到高空照片了没？ Did you get the aerials?
这些照片是哪儿来的？ How'd you get those?
契夫自有办法 叫华特把守好门口 Chief is hooked up. -Hey. Keep Walter on that door.
把夜视镜拿掉 Would you take those fucking things off?
我从来没有戴过夜视镜 I never got to use night vision.
夜视镜在白天没有用 They do not work during the day.
还是有点用的 Yeah, they kind of work.
你到外面去好让契夫研究这张 伊拉克屁眼地图 Just stand outside so Chief can translate my Iraqi ass map, okay?
Okay.
你现在打算跟我合作了吗？ Are you ready to work with me now?
是的 I’m ready to work with you.
很好，因为我得到一个 惊人的线报 Good. Because I've got an amazing lead.
地图藏在那家伙的屁股里 不是这样的 -It was in his ass. - That's not the real story.
那是怎样？ 图藏在他的老二里 -What's the real story? -It was in the guy's dick.
他们用镊子把图拔了出来 那是一本萨达姆碉堡图？ -Had to pull it out with a pair of tweezers. -A 10-page atlas of Saddam's bunkers?
没错，不过很小 就像是吃乖乖送的那种 Yeah. Only real small, like those books you get in a box of Cracker Jacks.
他们从那家伙的耳朵里 把图拉了出来 They pull it out the guy ear.
他说什么？ 从耳朵拉出来的 -What? -"Out of his ear."
也许是鼻子 Maybe out the nose.
他到底在说什么？ 鼻子 -What's he talking about? -"The nose."
告诉我是哪个部位？ 你让我来问 -What body part? -Let me handle this.
那张图被缝在他的后脑杓里 那张图被缝在他的后脑杓里？ 缝在后脑杓里 -It was stitched in back of his head. - Stitched in the back of his head.
他叫什么名字？ 谁？ -The guy's name? - What guy?
找到图的人 我不能说 The guy who found it.
放屁，你说过可以告诉我们 抱歉，现在不能说 - I cannot tell you. - Fuck that!
-You said you could. -Sorry, not now.
这小子什么都不知道 - This guy doesn't know shit. - Adriana, come here.
他什么都不知道 He doesn't know shit.
听着，他是法国特种部队的人 他能帮我们的 Listen to me. This guy is French Special Forces and he can help us.
他能帮我们？ 是的，他是我的朋友 -He can? -Yes, and he's my friend.
但有你在，他就不会说 But he's not gonna talk to me if you're around.
你最好别耍我 我没有 -Better not be fucking with me. -I’m not.
我这次一定要采访到这个新闻 你会如愿的 -I want the story this time. -You'll get the story. Okay?
这一定是萨达姆的碉堡 就在卡巴拉和纳撒拉间 These have got to be Saddam's bunkers between Karbala and Nazaria.
里面有什么？ What's inside?
根据我们的情报 里面有毕加索的名画 新力电器，亚曼尼名牌服饰 劳力士 According to Intel, Picasso, Sony, Armani, Rolex.
科威特是阿拉伯的首富之区 萨达姆把这里洗劫一空 Kuwait was like the Arab Beverly Hills. Saddam jacked them for it.
如果能带一些 好东西回去就好了 Be nice to bring something home besides sand fleas.
只要拿到一只劳力士军表 我就能买下一栋房子 One gold Rolex would get me a very nice house outside of Garland.
五只劳力士就能买一辆 莱瑟斯敞蓬车 Five would get a Lexus convertible.
莱瑟斯不出敞蓬车 才怪 -Lexus doesn't make one. -Yes, they do.
后面还可以放婴儿椅 It has room for a kid seat.
永恒有出敞蓬车 -Infiniti has a convertible, not Lexus. -Wrong.
但莱瑟斯没有 你错了 不管怎么说 上帝让我们得到这张藏宝图 我相信我们能够找到宝藏 Either way, the Lord put this map in our path. I believe we'll find something.
上帝也赐给我们一条 充满地雷之路 He could also put a land mine in our path.
我不这么认为 我受过圣火洗礼 I don't think so. I've been fire baptized, and this feels safe.
我觉得应该不会有危险 你在说什么？ What are you talking about?
耶稣会指引我的 I have a ring of Jesus fire to guide my decisions.
你在耍我，对吧？ -Do I look like I’m putting you on? 我像是在耍你吗？ -You're putting me on, right?
好吧，你说是就是 Okay, ring of Jesus fire.
停 Halt!
不要动，浑蛋 Freeze, motherfucker!
对不起，这边是闲人勿入 让开 -Sir, this tent is restricted, sir. -Get out of my way.
紧急情况… Sir! Sir!
该死的 Mayday! Mayday! Mayday! Goddamn it.
午安，这里是 直肠外科帐篷吗？ Good afternoon.
Would this be the proctology tent?
不是，长官 No, sir.
那就是泌尿科帐篷罗 还是神精外科？ Maybe it's a urology tent.
Or the neurology tent.
还是耳鼻喉科？ Or the ear, nose and throat tent.
上尉在开小组会议，长官 Captain's at a staff meeting, sir.
上尉是直肠外科专家吗？ Captain a proctologist?
什么是直肠外科专家？ 那不重要 -What's a proctologist, sir? - It doesn't matter.
我不是来找上尉的 我是来找拜隆士官长 I’m not looking for him. I’m looking for Barlow.
不是有句俗话说 “闻到屎味就离真相不远” You're on the path to truth when you smell shit. Isn’t that what they say, sergeant?
我没看过你，长官 你是我们队上的人吗？ I don't recognize you, sir. Are you in this division?
不，他是特种部队的人 He's not from this division. He's Special Forces.
你们有没有把这张图 拿给你们的长官看？ Have you soldiers presented this map to your captain?
还没有 Not yet, sir.
我拿去给他 I'll take it to him.
没这个必要，长官 他是我的直属长官 我会拿去给他 That's not necessary, sir. He's my CO. I can take it to him.
别太贪心了 Don't get grabby, sergeant.
他是我们的直属长官 我得告诉他你把这张图拿走了 He's our CO, sir. I'd have to tell him you took it.
这样做对我们都没好处 是吧？ That won't do either of us any good, will it?
是的 No, sir.
坐下 Sit down.
你图上画的是什么？ 是碉堡 -What do you see here? -Bunkers, sir.
碉堡里放的是什么东西？ 他们从科威特抢来的东西 - What are in them? - Stuff they stole from Kuwait.
鬼扯，里面放的是 科威特的金条 Bullshit. I’m talking about millions in Kuwaiti bullions.
你是说那种鸡汤块吗？ You mean them little cubes you put in hot water and make soup?
不是鸡汤块 No, not the little cubes you put in hot water to make soup.
是金块 Gold bricks, Conrad.
这是萨达姆从阿拉伯手中偷走的 我再去偷他的东西 一点都不会良心不安 Saddam stole it from the sheiks. I have no problem stealing it from Saddam.
我认为他应该是把这些金条 分成好几堆储藏 My guess is, he's divided these bricks into several different stashes.
想要从他的军队手中 夺走一堆应该不是难事 Just one of these stashes would be easy for us to take from his deserting army.
只要成功我们这辈子 就可以不用再工作了 That would be enough to get us out of our day jobs.
除非你们不愿意放弃 你们的工作 Unless of course you reservists are in love with your day jobs.
我没有工作 I don't really have a day job, sir.
首先我们要确定 这张真的是藏宝图 First thing we have to do...
...is make sure this is more than a love letter to an Iraqi.
卡巴拉附近有许多碉堡 It’s a series of bunkers outside Karbala, sir.
也许吧 我们百分之百确定 Maybe. -Definitely, sir.
侦察照片已经证实了这一点 The recon photos match.
走着瞧吧 We'll see.
Dag.
咱们特种部队配备精良 所以才人见人怕 It’s what makes S.F. so badass. We got the best flashlights.
我看的确是一堆碉堡 东边还有三个小村庄 Still looks like a series of bunkers.
Three villages a little farther to the east.
北边75公里处 应该是65公里 -Seventy-five clicks north. - More like 65.
这离联合国部队很远 Way north of any allied troops.
简直是太完美了 离部队越远越好 Perfect. We don't want any troops around.
我们可以开着吉普车 到幼发拉底河河谷去 Yeah. Just us and a Humvee up by the Euphrates River Valley.
摩西小时候 就是被人丢在那里的 Where they put Moses in the basket.
那是埃及 That's Egypt.
我们东方三贤人 要去偷这些金条 We three kings be stealing the gold
安静 Quiet down!
我们的朋友都开保时捷 我一定要迎头赶上 My friends all drive Porsches I must make amends
闭嘴，好吗？ 你唱完了没？ - Hey, just shut up, okay? - Are you done singing?
地雷怎么办，长官？ What about mines, sir?
82军已经完成扫雷任务 我们不要离开马路就好 Grid was swept by the 82nd. We'll stick to the roads.
我们现在只需要弄一部 2，5公吨的卡车就行了 Are we gonna need a deuce-and-a-half?
不，开吉普车 比较不会引人注目 It’s easier to slip out in a Humvee. 如果我们到找宝藏怎么办？ -What if we have a lot to carry?
那就抢一辆伊拉克卡车 这样万一被拦下来 也比较不会出事 We'll grab an Iraqi truck. Better cover if we get stopped.
我们可以说这是我们从 伊拉克军俘据来的 没错 We could always say we captured it. -That's right.
我们黎明出发 午餐前就可以回来了 没什么大不了的 We leave at dawn, back before lunch. No big deal.
站在外面那小子叫什么名字？ 华特 -What's the guy's name outside? -Walter.
波罗，进来 -Bolo! Get in here! -Who's Bolo, sir?
波罗是谁？ 是个不知道自己在做什么的人 Bolo is a guy who doesn't know what he's doing.
什么事，长官？ -Yes, sir? - Want you to get this reporter...
我要你去摆平那个记者 你知道爱德安娜克鲁兹 是谁吧？ ...off my back. Know who Adriana Cruz is?
她是NBS的记者 没错 -Reporter on NBS, sir. - That's right.
告诉她我去帮她打探消息 你会带她来找我 Tell her I’m checking a story and you're bringing her to meet me.
去伊拉克？ 不 In Iraq? -No.
我会给你一张假地图 你带她出去兜兜风 I'll give you a fake copy of this map.
Take her on a ride that lasts all morning...
但绝对不能靠近那些 卡拉巴村庄 ...and goes nowhere near the villages outside of Karbala.
如果找不到我那是因为 你们迷路了，明白吗？ When you don't find me, it'll be because you got lost. Is that clear?
是的 还有其它的问题吗？ -Yes, sir. -Any other questions?
特种部队是不是要割下 敌人的耳朵？ Yeah. Is it true that to be S.F., you gotta cut off an enemy's ear?
你制得住他吗？ 我保证没问题 -Are you able to control him? -Yes, sir. He'll be fine, I promise.
我们准备明天早上出发 Let's get ready to roll in the morning.
出发罗 All right, here we go, ma'am.
快丢 快丢 Pull!
我也要玩 Let me get some, chief.
快丢 快丢 Pull!
我丢的比你好 -I gave you a better arc! - What you talking about?
你在说什么？ I threw the ball at a higher arc.
我丢的球比较高比较容易打 鬼扯 -Made it easier. -Bullshit!
黑人不适合当四分卫 比较适合当接球员 Blacks make better receivers than quarterbacks.
住嘴 Stop speaking.
华伦穆恩是有史以来 最出色的四分卫 Warren Moon is one of the best in the league.
就算有了华伦穆恩 休士顿队还是一样吃瘪 Houston's gone nowhere with Warren Moon.
那伦达卡宁汉呢？ 契夫，别说了 -Randall Cunningham? -Don't get in the mud with him.
要是靠卡宁汉 老鹰队就进不了超级杯了 Eagles'll never make it to the Super Bowl with Cunningham.
道格威廉斯不光是让红人队 进入超级杯，而且还赢了 Doug Williams not only took the Redskins to the Super Bowl...
-...but they won. -Yeah, so?
那又怎样？ 的确有不少出色的四分卫 是黑人 We can all agree there are many excellent black quarterbacks.
看看你有多行 Let's see what you can hit.
你这个烂白人 你绝对打不中伊拉克人 Come on, sorry-ass cracker! You'll never hit no Iraqi!
才怪，我能一枪 轰掉伊拉克人的头 I'll hit that Iraqi. I'll blow his fucking head off!
契夫，你别管他 和他辩只会越来越糟 Chief, he talks like that, ignore him or it'll get worse.
你说的对 不过有时候我实在忍不住 You're right, you're right. Just can't help myself sometimes.
注意看 Watch this.
Whoa! Unh!
那是怎么回事？ 我在足球上绑了炸药 -What was that? - I rigged a football with C4, sir.
你为何那么做？ Why would you do that?
你自己说只要开的够远 就可以开枪取乐 You said we could fire off some rounds when we left camp.
我说你们可以开几枪 I said that you could fire a few rounds.
我们根本没有体验到 战争的刺激 We didn't get to see any action, sir.
你想体验刺激？ 是的 -You wanna see some action? - Yeah, I do, sir.
你想看的是这些吗？ Is this what you're after?
美军在这里投掷了不少炸弹 We dropped a lot of bombs here.
我们也活埋了许多人 We also buried a lot of guys alive.
我们唯一看到的激烈战况 是在电视新闻上 除了特洛开枪打死的那个人 The only action we seen was on CNN, except for that dude Troy shot.
你打中了他的喉咙？ 是的 -Shot him in the neck? -That's right, sir.
他简直酷毙了 隔着四百码就打死了那个人 Fucking badass. I was there. Fucking took him out at 400 yards.
把他的头打得半天高 简直是神枪手 Head popped up 3 feet in the air. It was a crazy shot, man.
别这么说 你知不知道被枪打到会怎样？ You know anything about gunshot wounds?
不知道 你听好了 -I don't know. - Specifically.
如果没被子弹打死 就很可能会发生败血症 The worst thing about a gunshot wound, provided you survive the bullet...
-...is something called sepsis. -Infection of the blood.
血液感染？ 没错 假设你腹部中弹 Right. Say a bullet tears into you--
会在体内造成 充满死亡组织的部位 Creates a cavity of dead tissue. That cavity...
如果被胆汁或细菌感染的话 你就死定了 ...it fills up with bile and bacteria. You're fucked.
我们这次行动绝对不能开枪 But we're gonna do this without firing any shots...
为了以防万一 我们来排演一下 ...and just to be sure, we're gonna do a dry run.
穿好你们的防护衣 So get your suits on.
假设那头母牛是碉堡外的守卫 We will say that the cow is a primary guard outside the bunker.
你们的动作一定要快 Pull up fast. Stop short.
而且要侵略性十足，懂吗？ Move very aggressively. Got it?
懂了 Got it!
开始 Go!
有没有人受伤？ Who's hurt?
这些都是牛血 It’s all cow.
没错，都是牛的血 Yeah, it's all cow.
你们有没有看到牛头 被射的半天高？ Kaboom!
Y'all see that cow's head shoot up?
简直就像卡通一样，疯狂极了 Just like a cartoon. It’s fucking crazy.
你说这里的地雷 已经被清干净了 You said this area was swept for mines.
不是地雷，是集束炸弹 这种炸弹很难找的 Wasn't a mine. It was a cluster bomb. Very hard to see.
上车吧，我们要出发了 Get in the Humvee. We're moving on.
Round, round, get around I get around
Yeah, get around Ooh, ooh, I get around
Round, round, get around
-I get around -I get around, yeah
Get around
I get around
-I get around -Get around, round, round
-I get around -From town to town
我们冲进去，别忘了开保险 We go in fast, leave the safeties on.
攻他们个措手不及 Hit them with the blinding power of American sunshine.
-I’m making real good bread -Get around, round, round, I get around
I’m gettin' bugged Driving up and down the same old strip
I gotta find a new place Where the kids are hip
My buddies and me Are gettin' real well-known
Yeah, the bad guys know us And they leave us alone
I get around
碉堡在哪里？ Where's the bunker?
在那里 There. No, there!
不，在那里 Round, round, I get around
-I’m a real cool head -Get around, round, round, I get around
I’m making real good bread
我们是奉美国总统之命行事 Orders from the president of the United States of America.
退后 -Step aside. - Get back!
趴在地上 On the ground, right now.
我们是美军 We are the Army of the United States of America.
退后 Stay back!
我们是美军 We are the Army of the United States of America.
我没有牛奶喂孩子 No milk! Baby milk!
-Baby milk! -Let's go.
走吧 我们是来保护各位的 不要害怕，退后 We are here for your protection and safety. Stay calm. Lay back. Hey.
退后，快点 Let's go, step aside. Move!
这是美国总统布希的命令 是停火协议的一部份 Orders from President Bush. Part of the ceasefire agreement.
请你们合作
“这些美国人是创子手 全身沾满鲜血”
安全了，我们走吧 Clear. Let's move.
我们是美国军人 - United States military! - United States military!
我们是美国军人，全部出去 Everybody out!
我们是来保护各位的 知道吗？ We are here for your protection and safety, all right?
趴下去 Hey. Get down on the ground. Get down on the ground.
美国人来了，我们安全了
我们可以对抗萨达姆
这是美国的命令 Order from the United States.
该死的 Ah. Shit!
再来 Again!
不要动 美国万岁 Freeze! -I love the United State of freedom.
我恨萨达姆 -I hate Saddam. -Yah! Yah!
放开他 -Yah! Yah! Yah! -Let him go!
没问题，朋友 No problem, my friend. No problem.
没问题 No problem.
叫他闭嘴 Tell him to shut up. Be quiet.
我爱美国 I am love United State of freedom.
我也爱美国 I’m love United States of freedom too.
冷静点，不要说话 我是你们的朋友 - Just calm down and be quiet, okay? - I am friend. Friend.
我是你们的朋友 I am-- I am friend. I am friend.
你们是来找化学武器的吗？ -You look for chemical weapon? - No.
我们是来找黄金的 这里没有黄金 -We look for the gold. -No gold here.
闭嘴
没有黄金 No gold.
你说什么？ 这里没有黄金 - What did you say? - No gold.
他说这里没有黄金 那黄金在哪里？ - He says there's no gold here. - Where's the gold?
杀了他 遵命 -Kill him. -You wanna die?
你想死吗？ 在另一个村庄中的碉堡里 在另一个碉堡里？ -Other bunker, other village! Yes. -Other bunker?
不是这个碉堡，是另一个？ 不是这里 -Not this bunker? Another? - No. Not this town.
在那里吗？ That town? That town?
对，就是那里 That town! Yes, yes, yes! That town.
我们走吧 Let's go.
打倒萨达姆
你为何对他们丢石头？ Why you throwing rocks at them?
解放伊拉克
快拦住那辆卡车 这里不准送东西来
是牛奶 It’s milk.
请送药来 Please bring us food.
-Please bring medicine. - Medicine. Medicine.
请帮帮我们 -Please help us. - Hey, hey. Hey, come on.
别这样 下车 - We need doctors. - Off the vehicle!
女士，请你下车 Ma'am, you'll have to step down from the vehicle.
医院… Hospital! Hospital!
食物，我们好饿 We need your help, please.
Food. Food.
把我们的口粮给他们 我们快离开这里 Give them the M.R.E.s. Let's go!
拿去吧
Take that. Take that.
那个女人的水被士兵抢走了 The soldier's taking the water away from that woman.
Heads up!
Here you go.
快下去 Look out! Get off!
Hey.
把东西还给那个小男孩 Hey, give that back to the boy!
带我一起去 -Take me, take me, take me. - Excuse me. No.
你不能跟我们来 -You can't come with us. -Please take me. Aah!
冷静点… Right here, right now.
刚刚那里到底发生什么事？ The fuck was going on back there, major?
平民唾弃士兵，士兵射击平民 Civilians spitting on soldiers. Soldiers shooting civilians.
他们根本对我们不屑一顾 Ignoring us like we weren't there.
伊拉克军队已经向我们投降了 现在平民才是他们的目标 They surrendered. Now they're after civilians.
他们为何要炸掉牛奶车？ Why'd they blow up that milk truck?
他们想要饿死那些人 为何？ -Trying to starve the people out. -Why?
布希叫平民起身反抗萨达姆 Bush told the people to rise up against Saddam.
他们以为美军会帮助平民 但事实不然 They thought they had our support, they don't.
现在平民遭到屠杀 Now they're getting slaughtered.
另一座碉堡在哪里？ So where's the next bunker?
如果那人说的没错 就在离这里20公里处 About 20 clicks on the map, according to what that guy said.
不，不是 No, it's not.
那座井有问题 There was something about that well.
哪座井？ 村中的那座井 - What well? - The well in the center of town.
那里有士兵防守 我打赌下面有地下碉堡 There were soldiers guarding it. I bet there's a bunker in there.
那家伙骗我们 The guy lied to us.
黄金就在那里 It’s back where we came from.
我不能这么做 Hey, I don't know if I can do this, okay?
Hey! I got a family.
我有妻小 如果在战争结束之后 我还被打成残障 If I shit in a bag for life because I got shot after the war was over...
那就太荒谬了 ...that'd be pretty stupid, wouldn't it?
人生最重要的是什么？ What is the most important thing in life?
你在说什么？ What are you talking about?
人生最重要的是什么？ What's the most important thing?
尊重 这太依靠别人了 -Respect. - Too dependent on other people.
是爱吗？ 你有点太天真了吧 -What, love? -A little Disneyland, isn't it?
上帝的旨意 God's will.
很接近了 不然是什么？ -Close. - What is it then?
需要 Necessity.
怎么说？ As in...?
人类会视自己的需要而行动 People do what is most necessary to them at any given moment.
现在萨达姆的部队最需要的 就是镇压民众的暴乱 Now, what's most necessary to Saddam's troops is to put down the uprising.
我们爱干嘛就干嘛 他们不会管我们的 We can do what we want. They won't touch us.
好吧，但我还是会穿着 防弹衣的 All right. I'll be wearing fashionable Kevlar.
我也是 Me too.
来吧，康拉德 Come on, Conrad.
那些碉堡到底在哪里？ Where the hell are the bunkers?
一定就在这里附近 Supposed to be right around here.
这些火焰很壮观吧 How about these fires?
我已经报导过油田大火了 I already did this story, goddamn it.
要不要看看沼泽中的塘鹅？ How about a rare pelican migration out by the marshes?
去他的塘鹅，快停车 Fuck that! Stop the car!
这附近没有军营 I don't see any bunkers. Do you?
我们一定会找到少校的 We'll find Major Gates, ma'am.
放屁，这里只有鹤 Bullshit. All we're finding is Ukrainian cranes.
它们是塘鹅 Pelicans.
这则新闻真是老掉牙了 真是浪费时间 This story has been so done. A waste of my fucking time.
看看这些倒霉的鸟 全身沾油了油污 Look at these poor fucking birds.
简直是生态大浩劫 All covered in some kind of fucking oil, ecological, catastrophic....
Fuck it.
他妈的 It’s so goddamn horrible!
真可怕 Jesus Christ!
我的天啊，可怜的鸟 Poor fucking birds.
它们真可怜，惨透了 Look at them.
It’s so sad.
你别想骗我 You're not gonna fuck me.
艾奇答应要帮我找金块 and I’m driving. 我来开车 I was promised the gold story,
按照军方的规定，你不能开车 Military regulations. You cannot drive.
女士，麻烦你离开那辆车 Step away from the Chenowth, ma'am!
别逼我开枪 Don't make me shoot you, ma'am!
Ma'am!
求求你停车 Ma'am! Please fucking stop!
你要不要告诉我他在哪里？ You gonna tell me where he is?
我不能告诉你 放屁 - I can't tell you. I can't. - Bullshit!
他在哪里？ 我不能告诉你… -Where is he? -I can't give you that--
少来了，告诉我他在哪里？ Come on, bitch. Tell me where he is.
我不能… 否则我就把你丢在这里等死 - I can't, ma'am. - You'll die here like these birds!
他在卡巴拉附近的村庄里 It’s a village near Karbala!
好，咱们去卡巴拉吧 All right. Let's go to Karbala.
趴下… Get down! Get down!
趴下 -Hey, get down! -Get down!
别逼我开枪 这次我们可不是闹着玩的 Don't make me smoke your ass, Abdul. We're gonna have no nonsense this time.
你这个该死的骗子 Hey! You fucking liar!
Hey!
不要跑 Freeze!
根据5月3日签的停火协议 By orders of the ceasefire signed in Safwan, March 3rd...
美军要扣押所有伊拉克 由科威特掠夺来的东西 ...the United States military hereby confiscates...
...all materials stolen by Iraq from the state of Kuwait.
你们偷的东西全部要送回去 That means everything you took is going back.
只要大家保持冷静 我们就可以速战速决 Everybody stay calm and we'll get through this quickly.
懂了吗？很好 Is that clear? Good!
去抓他 Now-- Hey! Grab that--
Hello? Hello? Hello?
契夫，别乱扣板机 Keep your finger off the trigger.
抱歉，长官 -Sorry about that, sir. -No.
不要 可以送给你太太 For wife.
我离婚了 I’m divorced.
最新最好的产品 Newest and best. Newest and best.
这才不是最新最好的 杂音那么大，画面又不清不楚 Newest and best has better noise reduction.
趴下 Less distortion. Get on the ground.
听这种音乐不好 This is bad music. This is bad for you.
我要你告诉我黄金在哪里 Now, I want you to tell me where the gold is.
少校，这里还有一扇门 There's another door over here.
没事的，他是犯人… It’s okay. He is prisoner. It’s okay.
对付叛党是伊拉克的事 我们把他们带开 不会烦你们的 Okay, okay. We take them outside so we don't bother you, okay?
别担心，我们待会儿 再把犯人带回来
你最好别忘了带他们回来
你去开那扇门 Hey. You open that door now.
去开门 Open that door.
快去 Let's go!
趴在地上 Hey. Get down on the ground.
犯人不能离开这里 -The prisoners stay! - You, soldier.
快趴下… 犯人不能离开 -Get on the ground! -The prisoners must stay!
这些东西是属于萨达姆的
萨达姆现在担心的是叛党
这是萨达姆的
闭嘴，他已经签署了和平协定
Hey!
听我说 你们从科威特抢来的东西 现在都属于我们的了 Listen to me. Everything you stole from Kuwait belongs to us now. You understand? I got him.
放回去 为何？ -Put it back. -Why?
我们要照原定计划去找金条 而不是这些东西 We stick to the plan, plan is for the gold. We're not thieves.
我们要找的是伊拉克的金条 We're returning Kuwaiti bullion, correct?
金条 Full.
希望莱瑟斯敞蓬车 有我想要的颜色 I’m getting a fleet of Lexus convertibles, every color.
你这会儿可以买 莱瑟斯敞蓬车了 I told you, Lexus don't make a convertible.
要买尽管买 但莱瑟斯没有出敞蓬车 I'll bet you a Lexus they do.
Okay. You're on, but it won't be a convertible. I guarantee you.
该死的 Ow. Shit! Ah.
你没事吧？ -You all right? - Yeah. It landed on my foot.
我的脚被金条砸到了 用这些箱子根本不能搬 They definitely didn't get it here in these bags.
我们一定要找 别的袋子来装才行 The tensilary strength in these is only 200 pounds.
什么？ -What? - Tensilary strength.
我要找别的袋子来装 他以前在机场工作 He works at an airport.
这种袋子可以装 65磅左右的东西 If we put it in one of these Vuitton bags...
...they can hold about 65 pounds, maybe more.
还有没有别的行李箱？ You have any more luggage?
这里归美国军方管 United States military is in charge here.
我在加油站看到一辆卡车 I saw a truck out by the gas station.
什么加油站？ 上面那个加油站 -What gas station? -The one upstairs.
我上去看看 Let's see what U-Haul has on the lot.
我们需要一辆卡车 Conrad. We need a truck.
你们找到了吗？ Did we get it? Did we get it?
找到了吗？ 找到了 很多吗？ -We got it. -Is it a lot?
多的不得了 你们上面没事吧？ Conrad, you have no idea. Are you cool here?
他们根本不理我 Yeah. They've been ignoring me.
你保持冷静就好了 我去找一辆卡车 Don't worry about it. Just stay calm. I’m gonna find a truck.
快离开那辆卡车 Move! Move away from the vehicle!
快走 Let's go!
你们要带走科威特的黄金？ You take the Kuwaiti gold, yes?
是的 We take the Kuwaiti gold, yes.
不能让萨达姆留下来？ 不能 - Saddam cannot keep? - No, Saddam cannot keep.
萨达姆现在要烦心的事 实在在太多了 Saddam have too many problem today.
没错 要我们帮忙拿吗？ -He certainly does. -You need help to carry?
那就麻烦你们了 I think we'll be all right.
这两个人会去帮你们 对，他们会帮你们 -These men help you. -Yeah, these men help you.
你们赶快拿完东西走人吧 And then you go away fast from all this bullshit.
继续搬… Keep it going, keep it going.
不要走，求求你们不要走 Don't leave. Please don't leave.
不要走 Don't leave!
救救我们，不要走 Look!
救救我们 Help!
Look! Look!
Help!
求求你们 Please!
不要走… Don't go. Don't go.
请你们走吧 You go now, please.
我看没这么简单 I don't think so.
这个男人意图叛乱 This man is leader of uprising.
少校，按照原定计划进行吧 Major, let's just stick to the plan. The plan is for the gold.
我们可以先帮他们然后再离开 We can help these people first, then we'll be on our way.
不行，我们是来找黄金的 走吧 This is not what we're here for. Let's go!
各位… Cover me.
不要随便开枪，康拉德 你知道会有什么后果 No unnecessary shots, Conrad, because we know what they do.
会害人被胆汁感染得到败血症 They make infected pockets full of bile, sir.
没错 That's right, that's what they do.
我要你们离开这里 I want you to leave this town.
我们离开的话会被萨达姆杀死的 连我们的家人都不会放过 Saddam kill us if we leave. Kill our family.
我们已经让你们拿黄金走了 现在你就不能来烦我们了 We give you the gold. Now U.S.A. out of Iraq.
不要开枪 No shooting.
好，我们好好谈谈 Okay. Okay, we work something out.
不要激动… Easy! Take it easy!
怎么了？ What's happening?
不过是小意外罢了，别紧张 Accident. Stay cool.
不 No!
双手举高 Put your hands up.
特洛 Troy!
特洛 Troy?
我没事 I’m okay.
趴下 -Chief. -Get down.
趴下… Shut up! Get down!
Get down! Shut up.
带这些人上吉普车 -Put the people in the Humvee. - What?
什么？ 带这些人上吉普车 Put the people in the Humvee.
坐不下的 那就想想办法 -There's no room. - Make room.
你说的“需要”怎么了？ What happened to necessity?
情况改变了 It just changed!
我不这么认为，走吧 Not for me. Let's go!
如果刚刚的事 发生在你身上怎么办？ 如果是你呢？ -What if that was you? -What if this was you without Kevlar?
Hey! Hey.
好极了，还有坦克车 Great, a fucking tank.
我们这会儿惨了 That should send us on our way.
要开火吗，长官？ L.A.W., sir?
不，咱们离开这里吧 No, let's get out of here.
早该走了 It’s about fucking time!
快上车吧 Ride in that Humvee. Let's go! Let's go! In the Humvee.
快… Come on, sweetheart. Come on, come on, come on.
Hurry up.
Let's go.
你疯啦，萨达姆会杀你的 你这个大笨蛋 我们本来已经没事了 Stupid son of a bitch. We were home free!
让我看看你的手 Give me that arm.
那架坦克在做什么？ What's that tank doing?
我不知道，好像停了 I don't know. Looks like it stopped.
他让他们把黄金和犯人带走
他们破坏了停火协定 快想想办法
Mortar!
是毒气弹 It’s gas!
我的防毒面罩呢？ Where's my mask?
我的防毒面罩呢？ Where's my fucking mask?
我的防毒面罩呢？ Where's my mask?
特洛 Mine!
不要跑… Hey, stop! Stop!
等等，有地雷 Hey! Wait! Those are mines!
快回来 Come back this way!
不要跑 Hey, stop!
这不是沙林毒气 否则我们早就死了 No, no, no, this isn't sarin. We'd be dead already.
那这是什么，摧泪瓦斯吗？ - It’s C.S. Come on. 对，来吧 - What is it, mustard?
没错，他们抓走拜隆了 - Tear gas? - Yeah, times 10.
过来，把这戴上 Come here. Come here. Put this on.
你拿去戴吧 Here, you take it.
这里有地雷，不要走那边 You see that? That's a mine! Come here.
遮住你的脸 Don't step there. Do not step there. Where's your kids?
过来，你的孩子呢？ Cover your face. Come here.
Where are your children?
你的孩子怎么了？ What happened to your children?
小心后面 Watch your back!
不要动 Freeze! Don't move!
怎么回事？ 我不知道 - What's going on? - I don't know.
不要紧的，他们是来帮我们的 他们是反抗军 It’s okay. They're helping us. They're with the rebels.
他们附近有地方可以躲 They got a shelter.
Tunnel.
快进去 Go, go. Get in!
我去找拜隆 I gotta look for Barlow.
特洛呢？ Where's Troy?
特洛呢？ Wait a minute! Where's Troy?
我们快点离开这里 Hey, man. We gotta get out of here.
特洛呢？ 快来 Where is Troy?
别碰我 - Come on! - Get off me!
我们进去吧 Let's go.
You motherfucker. Get the fuck off me!
拜隆 Barlow?
拜隆
你们在搞什么鬼？ Get the fuck off me.
我们要去找特洛 We have to go back and get Troy.
他不在上面 等摧泪瓦斯散了再说 He's not out there. We have to wait till it clears.
都是你害我们损失了特洛 You made a choice in the village and we lost Troy.
我没有选择 才怪 我别无选择 -I had no choice. -You had a choice! I had no choice.
那特洛呢？ 他现在有什么选择？ What about Troy? What choice does he have now?
我们能打死他吗？
我们不该扣留美国人
他们破坏了停火协定
叛军在抢坦克
快点开始拍 Paco, start shooting!
我觉得情况不妙 我们最好赶快离开 I don't like this. We should go.
让我来处理 Let me handle this.
快穿衣服 知道了 -Get dressed! Get dressed! - Okay.
快穿衣服 我说我知道了 I said okay!
Fuck!
你会说英文吗？ 会 -Do you speak English? -Yes.
我遇上麻烦了，我要… -Could you--? -Yes, sir?
I have a little problem.
请问你要接几号？ I need to know the number. What number, please?
“沙漠风暴”行动 Operation Desert Storm.
对不起，你说什么？ I’m sorry? I need to know the number.
帮我接沙漠中的指挥中心 这是紧急事件 The big Army in the desert. It’s an emergency.
你必须要告诉我号码才行 你去死 -You'll have to give me more specific-- -Fuck. Maybe--