华特 有看到我的夹子吗 Walter, have you seen my tweezers?
（梦幻团队）
抱歉 你需要杯子吗 Um, sorry. Did you need that mug?
我需要那杯咖啡 I needed that coffee.
所以 So...
独角牛 Unitee.
你在做什么 What you making, bud?
做道具 A gadget for you
能让你戴着巡逻 to wear on patrol. Oh.
是可以保护你的最佳工具 It's the perfect tool to keep you safe.
这颗按钮能发出很大的声音 This button makes a really loud sound
吓坏你的敌人 to incapacitate your enemies.
像这样 Like that.
这个能让充气有抱住你 This one can wrap you in an inflatable hug
让你不受伤 啊哈 so no one can hurt you. A-ha.
这可帮你遇到太多敌人 And this one is for when you're outnumbered.
只要把手伸出去 说“别动” You just hold out your hand and say, "Stop!"
然后 砰 And boom!
亮粉烟雾 Glitter cloud!
坏人就不会再来烦你 And the bad guys will leave you alone.
是因为亮粉让你笑嘻嘻 Oh! Because glitter makes people happy?
是因为折射光线 Because the refracted light
会导致肠嗜铬细胞 causes the enterochromaffin cells
释放出血清素 to release serotonin.
对 亮粉让你笑嘻嘻 Yeah, glitter makes people happy.
来试试看 Let's try it out.
记得你叫我 Remember how you told me
别拆你的手机吗 not to take apart your cell phone?
华特贝克 你把我的手机拆 Walter Beckett, you took apart my...
还生我的气吗 Still wanna kill me?
没有 正好完全相反 No. Just the opposite.
所以有效 Then it works!
我还想加上猫咪视觉效果 I also wanna add some kitten visuals
来触发眼窝额叶皮质 to trigger the orbitofrontal cortex.
11A25 11-A-25,
6号状况 104北街 Code Six, 104 North.
我要出门了 Hon, I gotta go.
轮到我当班 Time for my shift.
要听奶奶的话啊 Be good for Gram, okay?
我跟你去 Uh, I'll come with you.
半路上把它做好 I can finish this on the way.
我不会打扰你 You won't even know I'm there.
你现在该做的 应该是准备上学 What you need to do is get ready for school.
妈 上学很无聊 Oh, Mom, school's boring.
同学都觉得我怪怪的 And the kids think I'm weird.
怪怪的 Weird?
来 看着我 Hey, look at me.
怪有什么不对 What's wrong with weird?
这世界需要怪人 The world needs weird.
听着 我在外面确保居民们的安全 Listen, I'm out there keeping the neighborhood safe.
但以后 你的点子 But one day, your ideas...
你的道具 your gadgets...
能为全世界带来安全 are gonna keep the world safe
而且所有人都希望他们跟你 一样怪 And everybody will wish they were as weird as you
你确定 You think?
我肯定 I know.
来 给我个服务式充气的拥抱 Now, give me a non-inflatable hug.
爱你喔 伙伴 Love you, partner.
我保证 我永远都会挺你 I promise I'll always have your back.
怪怪队 Team Weird?
怪怪队 Team Weird.
（14年后）
（日本岩手县）
老天 冷到爆 Man, it's cold!
嘿 帅哥 Hey, fellas.
我是特务 蓝斯史特林 Special Agent Lance Sterling.
多多指教 How you livin'?
哦 没事 没事 Whoa, okay, okay.
这样好吗 Everybody good?
我要夺走他的枪 I'm just gonna take his gun
然后丢向那个雪人 and I'm gonna toss it to that snowman.
趁你们俩个一脸疑惑 And while you're both looking all confused,
状况外的时候 trying to figure out what's going on...
我 就打晕你们 I'm just gonna knock you out. Huh?
老天爷真无情 He didn't deserve that.
有翅膀的 老鼠 Rats with wings.
我就位了 I'm in position.
目前状况怎么样 What is your situation?
目标正在锁定中 Just getting a visual...
有了 now.
十点方向 10 o'clock.
木村胜 Katsu Kimura.
人见人爱的军火贩子 Everybody's favorite arms dealer.
那边 公事包就是你的目标 There. That briefcase is your objective.
里面放着M9刺客 Inside is the Assassin.
第一部由大气能量驱动的 The first semi-autonomous attack drone,
半自动攻击无人机 powered by atmospheric energy.
永远不会关机 Never shuts down,
永远不会停止追击目标 never stops pursuing its target.
从我们的秘密实验室失窃 They stole it from our covert weapons lab.
金乔伊局长 Uh, Director Jenkins,
有东西接近他 He's got incoming.
侦测到70名以上的敌人在附近 Detecting 70 extra hostiles around the perimeter.
别再重蹈吉尔吉斯的覆辙 I don't want another mess like Kyrgyzstan.
蓝斯听好了 70名歹徒正在接近你 Lance, listen to me. You've got 70 yakuza incoming.
不要冲动 Stand down.
对 我平常遇到的阵仗更大 That's better odds than I usually get.
不 先不要出手 No! Do not engage.
这一次你必须要等支援团队 This time, you need to wait for the backup team.
团队 Team?
我一向单飞 I fly solo.
等等 蓝斯 听我 Wait. Lance, listen to...
（离线）
我想他切断了通 I think he cut off...
我知道 I get it! Yeah, great,
是 了解 抱歉 That's right. Sorry.
买家来了 快去
不妙 Uh-oh.
看样子不上场不行了 Guess it's time to introduce myself.
（超杀歌曲）
怎么知道 You know how you can tell
自己是世界最强间谍 when you're the world's greatest spy?
史特林 Sterling.
蓝斯史特林 Lance Sterling.
强到无人不知 Everyone knows the name.
我要那个手提箱 I'mma need that case.
得先过我这关
只要在迷走神经施加85公克的压力 Just 3 ounces of pressure to the vagus nerve...
最后 变成这样了 and then look at your boy.
睡觉觉了 Sleepy night-night.
来个帮手好吗 Hey, you mind giving me a hand?
诶 拜托 Hey, come on.
不错吧 这个笑话 What was it? The hand joke?
你不记得我了 是吗 You don't remember me, do you?
你没办法 我见过很多坏蛋 What can I say? I meet a lot of bad guys.
我会让你尝到痛苦 痛到难以想象 I'm gonna show you pain that you can't imagine.
下手 重一点
我不怎么喜欢刚才那些文字 I don't think that subtitle was in my favor.
好的 好 好的 Okay. Oh, okay.
你们想来硬的吗 美梦成真 You wanna do it the hard way? Let's go, then.
我们就来硬的吧 Let's do it the hard way.
场面不会太好看 It's about to get messy.
真神啊 What the...
唉唉 输了也不必难过 Hey, don't take the loss so hard.
你们很棒 I mean, you did great.
回头问候蓝斯史特林 And you got to meet Lance Sterling.
变身特工
（华盛顿特区）
下一位 好的 把东西都放进去 Next. Okay, put everything in the bin.
啊 通过 Yes, come through.
他来了 （蓝斯史特林到了） Oh! He's coming.
他来了 Wow. Here he comes!
没错 Yes,
这不是在作梦 Your eyes aren't deceiving you.
对 就是我 Yep, it's him.
谢谢 谢谢 Thank you, thank you.
史特林探员 很帅喔 Looking good, Agent Sterling!
你一样 也不算太糟 Hey, not looking so bad yourself.
谢谢 谢谢 Thank you. Thank you.
这样吧 快回去工作 Yeah, you know what? Go ahead back to work.
回去工作 这样太多了 Go ahead back to work. It's too much.
是 也不算太多 It's probably the right amount.
还是回去工作 But still go back to work.
回去工作 Still go back to work.
你真的很逗 You're so crazy.
你好吗 史特林 What's up, Sterling?
卢卡斯 Lucas!
我叫戴夫 My name's Dave.
回头见 见到你真好 There you go. Good to see you.
长官 早安 Morning, sir.
两位 打个招呼 Fellas, give it to me.
你看到了没有 Dude, did you see that?
那只手永远别洗了 Never wash that hand again.
我感觉变强了 我真的感觉变强了 I feel stronger. Like, I legit feel stronger.
我能握着吗 当然 Can I hold it? Yeah.
老兄 会计部 你赢了 史特林 Dude from Accounting. Thanks for the win, Sterling.
别算错我薪水 仔细数清楚 Keep my money right. Keep my money right.
加油 兄弟 好吧 Go ahead, man. All right.
欢迎回来 蓝斯 Hey, welcome back, Lance.
谢谢 谢谢 Thank you, thank you.
他是史上最可爱的探员 Aw, he's the most adorable agent ever!
真算这笔帳 Somebody gonna get it.
史特林探员 Oh! Agent Sterling.
华特贝克 Walter Beckett.
怪咖 Weirdo.
独角牛爱你 Unitee loves you.
好 独角牛 All right, Unitee.
你想像 Imagine...
一场超级水热爆炸 即将把你的脸给侵蚀 A hydrothermal explosion is about to melt your face off.
但用这个 But what's this?
这道具可用安全加压囊 A gadget that can surround you in a pressurized pocket
将你包围起来 of safety?
有用吗 我还不确定 也许吧 "Can it work?" It hasn't yet, but maybe.
试试看 Here we go.
这是第九场 第三十次 Session number nine, test 30... Oh!
泰伦斯 Oh, hey, Terrance.
晚上是《心动首尔》本季最终回 Tonight's the season finale of Hearts in Seoul.
我发了邀请给你 I sent you an e-vite.
我 I, uh...
你只要按“接受”就能 You just click "accept" in your...
史特林探员 Agent Sterling.
嗨 哇 我是华特贝克 Uh... Hi, wow. Uh, Walter Beckett.
很高兴认 Pleasure to meet...
你使用了 You used it.
你碰了我的东西 You touched my stuff.
好啦 好啦 那个我知道不传统 但 Okay, okay. Look, I know it's non-traditional, but...
停 听我说 小子 Feel me here, little man.
对 我在外面 So, I'm out there...
我得去拯救世界 或处理大事 You know I'm saving the world, doing big things.
努力工作 That's what I do. Mmm-hmm.
而做事的办法 And the way I do it...
是让我的工具 is to have my things
正常发挥 发挥出我期望的效果 do the things I expect my things to do.
对 Yep. Ow.
像是引发一场爆炸 Like blow stuff up.
诶 在外面 See, out there...
我必须用火力对抗火力 I gotta fight fire with fire.
因为如果我使用亮粉对抗火力 Because if I try to fight fire with glitter...
我的脸很可能会烧焦 I could get my face burned off.
但你没有 But you didn't.
代表猫咪亮粉有效 Because the kitty glitter worked.
猫咪撩粉 亮粉 Kitty litter? Glitter.
猫咪亮粉 Kitty glitter.
这经过科学证实 看小猫咪 It's scientifically proven that watching kittens...
会导致肠嗜铬细胞 causes the enterochromaffin cells
释放出血清素 to release serotonin.
亮粉让你笑嘻嘻 Glitter makes people happy.
知道什么效果更好 Know what works even better?
手榴弹 A grenade.
那好像有点暴力 It's kinda violent, don't you think?
拥抱救不了世界 威尔森 Can't save the world with a hug, Wilson.
我叫华特 It's Walter.
还有如果可以呢 And what if you could?
这叫充气拥抱 The inflatable hug.
是一种我一直在研发的个人保护装置 Kind of a personal protection device I've been developing.
简直是白白浪费纳税人交的钱 This is a vile waste of taxpayer dollars.
我是想说更好的选择 Look, I'm just saying you can do more
是让人们聚在一起 by bringing people together...
而不是爆炸 than blowing them up.
如果我说服了你 And if I can convince you,
我们就能说服整个机构 we can convince the whole agency.
没有“我们” There is no "we."
史特林探员 等等 Uh, Agent Sterling. Just...
代沟很深啊 好吧 Okay. Okay, okay. Millennials.
不 好吧 请你等等 拜托别关门 No, wait, wait, wait. Please don't close that door.
我没兴趣 Not interested.
等等 请你听我说 Listen, you gotta hear me out.
我不想听 Whatever it is, no.
你看 我一直在家 Phew. Look, I've been working
研究 这个 On this thing at home, right...
这方面将会 永远改变间谍 that is gonna change spying forever.
你想像 Imagine...
如果我能让你先 等等 if I could make you, wait for it...
给点期待 drumroll, please...
消失不 见 disappear.
消失不见 Disappear?
对 Yeah.
消失不 见 Disappear.
你干嘛那样说话 Why are you saying it like that?
制造效 果 For effect.
我真心感到激动 I'm totally excited about it.
这个叫 It's called
生物动力匿踪科技 Bio-dynamic concealment.
砰 极度完美 Boom. Mic drop.
啊 把我匿踪 Huh? Conceal this?
这样你就不用防弹服装 I mean, you wouldn't need a bulletproof suit.
也不需要爆炸袖扣 You wouldn't need exploding cufflinks.
你可以融入任何环境 You could blend in anywhere.
只要能够让你完全 What if you were totally...
不被发现 ...invisible?
哇 老弟 Wow. Dude.
感觉不妙 That's a mess.
你不用担心 Don't worry yourself.
这效果不会持续太久 The effects, they're only temporary.
好的 酷 酷 那我就先失陪了 All right, cool, cool. I'm gonna get outta here.
等等 等等 Wait, wait, wait.
你是全世界最厉害的间谍 Look, you're the world's greatest spy.
没人愿意听听我的点子 Nobody ever listens to my ideas
或是给我个机会 or gives me a chance...
但如果你愿意 but if you did...
我们联手 together...
一定能带来一番新气象 we could really make a difference.
带来新气象 "Make a difference"?
小子 我就是新气象 Boy, I am the difference.
我希望的只有 你能明白我的需求 All I need from you is when I want a grenade...
支援我火力 make me a grenade.
你办得到吗 Can you do that?
有更好的做法 There's a better way.
答错了 威利 Wrong answer, Willy.
你被开除了 You're fired.
什么 等等 What? Wait.
别这样 拜托 拜托别开除我 No, no, no. Uh, please don't fire me!
怪咖 Weirdo.
顺利完成任务 Mission accomplished.
老天 我不说大话 这是我生涯代表作 Oh, man, I'm telling you, it was one of my best.
我火力全开 I was on fire.
打斗 加上爆炸 说不完的金句名言 Fighting, explosions, tons of witty catchphrases.
蓝斯 Lance?
而且我还飞身钻过一部直升机 I had to jump through a helicopter.
蓝斯 Lance?
就是狂啊 蓝斯 Right? Lance!
嗯嗯 希望你能 Hmm? Please tell me
解释清楚为什么箱子是空的 You have an explanation for why this is empty.
我能解释 I know why.
因为他偷走了 Because he stole it.
你说什么 Excuse me?
玛西凯普探员 内部调查科 Agent Marcy Kappel, Internal Affairs.
介意我的人进来搜查吗 Mind if my team sweeps the room?
当然 我介意 Yes, I mind.
我是千里眼 They call me Eyes.
处理光谱分析和量子光学热成像 Spectral analysis and quantum optical thermography.
顺风耳 声音 Ears. Sound.
好吧 Okay.
你们不要在我面前晃来晃去 Hey, y'all need to ease out of my face right now.
喂 嘿 Whoa! Hey.
武器全都解除了 交给你吧 Weapons deactivated. Backing up.
收押史特林探员 Take Agent Sterling into custody.
好了 够 All right, enough!
你们怀疑的是我的顶尖探员 We're talking about my top agent here.
我绝对信任他 I trust this man.
我们唯一能信任的是事实 The only thing we can trust is the facts.
千里眼 Eyes?
这是东京的一部监视器 A surveillance camera in Tokyo
在你完成任务两小时后拍到 picked this up two hours after your mission.
站住 别动 Stop right there.
蓝斯 乔伊 Lance? Joy.
他的心跳率飙高了 His heart rate just spiked.
因为那个人不是我 That's because it isn't me.
声音量态完全不稳定 Vocal patterns is all off the hook.
是哪里出了错 This has to be wrong.
大错特错 我没有 我 This is wrong! I didn't...
对 当时有个人 有支机器手 Look, there was a guy with a robot hand.
是他偷走刺客 He stole the Assassin,
他扫描我的脸陷害我 and he scanned my face to frame me.
对 听起来很合理 That sounds plausible,
也不像你临时编造的 and not like something you just made up.
听起来好像是 瞎扯 Sounds a little Scooby-Doo, bro.
不是我 It isn't me!
好的 我说得明白一点 Okay, so, just to be clear...
一名男子 有着机器手 跟蓝斯的脸孔 there's a man with a robot hand and Lance's face
他拿走了M9刺客 who took the Assassin.
大家都同意吗 We all feel good about that?
好的 完全破了 下班了 Okay, case closed. Let's go home.
知道吗 You know what?
有个歹徒 There's a bad guy
须要尽快被逮捕 who needs to be stopped.
百分之百同意 Couldn't agree more.
哈啊 有你的 Huh. You're good.
蓝斯 只要配合就好 Lance, just cooperate.
没料到有这一招吧 Didn't see that coming, did you?
你料到有那招吗 Did you see that coming?
他跑了 嫌疑犯都爱跑 He's running. Why do they always run?
又要去拯救世界 Off to save the world again?
对 你也是 你也是 Uh, yeah, you, too. You, too.
史特林 'Sup, Sterling?
很好 很好 All good, all good.
抱歉 Sorry.
史特林 Sterling!
动手 Now.
西北角落 Northwest corner.
有了 Got him.
让一让 让一让 Coming through, coming through.
保安人员 Security!
快点封闭出口 Shut this place down!
史特林探员 Agent Sterling?
我会听她吩咐 I would do what she says.
她那个人很难相处 She is very unpleasant.
（在逃探员：蓝斯史特林）
（北海 秘密武器厂）
史特林探员 好久不见了 Agent Sterling! What's happening, man?
我正在告诉他们呐 I was just telling the guys about the time you...
（目标锁定）
史特林 冷静 All right, Sterling.
思考 Think.
还有其它什么人 认识机器手 Somebody else knows about Robot Hand.
谁 Who?
木村 Kimura.
找出 木村 Find Kimura.
目标锁定木村胜 Tracking Katsu Kimura.
无线讯号已拦截 位于墨西哥卡曼海滩 Wireless signal intercepted in Playa Del Carmen, Mexico.
你不该给谁打 You shouldn't be calling me.
墨西哥 Mexico.
我也要保持低调 I'm trying to lay low!
我得消失不见 I need to disappear.
消失不见 Disappear.
（已解雇 华特贝克）
找到了 Bingo.
希望你在家有穿裤子 Hope you got your pants on, Wilbur.
（维州 亚历山卓）
（威尔伯的家）
（华特的家）
独角牛 Unitee.
妈 我想你 I miss you, Mom.
（英勇警员殉职）
（温蒂贝克 1978～2009）
小爱 你看 See, Lovey?
美梦会成真 Some dreams do come true.
好吧 Okay.
开始进行生物动力匿踪试验 Commencing bio-dynamic concealment
第83号 第五批 test number 83, batch five.
产生放热反应 Exothermic reaction.
这真的是放热反应 That's an exothermic reaction.
小爱 借我一根羽毛好吗 Uh, Lovey, could I borrow a feather, please?
谢谢 Thank you.
这赏点心给你 Here's a little something for you.
如果成功 If this works,
我就可以回去工作 they'll have to give me my job back.
不会吧 成功了 No way. It worked.
成功了 It worked.
成功了 成功了 成功了 It worked! It worked! It worked!
小爱 成功了 成功了 Lovey, it worked! It worked!
我要消失不见 I need to disappear.
怎么 你怎么 What... How did you...
你来我这里 What are you doing in my...
怎样 What's up?
好的 听着 Okay, listen.
你说的跟我说的新一代的 That next-generation concealment tech
匿踪科技到底 you were talking about earlier...
该不会正好就在你手边 是吧 you wouldn't happen to have it on hand, would you?
其实 正好就在我的手上 Actually, I do happen to have it in hand.
让我看看 Show it to me.
好 嗯 Sure. Um...
请你喝一杯好吗 Well, can I offer you a drink?
我有开水 I got water,
冲泡式饮用餐 Soylent drinkable meal replacement...
好 饮料喝完 Mmm. Good. We had a drink.
你说的是什么东西啊 So, what are we talking about here?
光折射隐蔽服 Light-bending camo suit?
适应性反应矽胶面 Adaptive response silicon...
代餐在嘴里有股怪味 Diet stuff has a weird aftertaste.
新科技在哪 What's the tech?
嗯 刚才你 喝下去了 Um... Well, you just drank it.
喝什么 科技 Drank what? The tech.
你刚喝掉 不会好吧 Now it's gone. Yep.
怎么会有一只鸽子 在家 Why do you have a pigeon in here?
那是小爱 是我的室友 Yeah, okay, that's just Lovey. She's my roommate.
现在怎么办 这很怪 How am I gonna do this? Um, that's weird.
真糟糕 不能再糟糕 This is bad. No, it's not.
家里养鸽子 To have a pigeon in your house.
这很棒 It's amazing.
这是科学 来吧 It's science. Here we go.
你刚喝了一种使用 You just drank an ingestible formula
特殊基因编辑的可吸收配方 that uses a CRISPR-Cas9 genetic editor...
在分子尺度上将你的DNA重新排序 to resequence your DNA on a molecular level.
科学好威 Science rocks.
哇好的 我需要你帮个忙 Wow! Okay, here's what I need you to do.
现在假装你是个正常人 Pretend like you're a normal person
跟我这个酷正常人好好说话 talking to a much cooler normal person.
在整整45秒之后 In precisely 45 seconds,
你就会变身为 you will transform into...
一只鸽子 a pigeon.
再见 I'm out.
等等等 等一下 Wait, wait, wait.
你即将体验的 What you're about to experience
是间谍活动的未来 is the future of espionage.
够了 Okay.
你可能会感到有些轻微的不舒服 You might be experiencing some mild discomfort.
有时很直接 Or severe.
我要记录起来 I'll make a note of that.
你在报复我把你开除 This is because I fired you, right?
好的 我要走出去了 Okay, I'm gonna walk outta here.
可能有点困难 Yeah, that might be hard.
因为你处于染色体碎裂种入阶段 Because you're in the middle of chromothripsis.
好的 快要昏倒了 Okay, might pass out.
哦 你绝对会昏过去的 Oh, you're definitely gonna pass out.
你的基因正在粉身碎骨 Your genomes are being smashed apart...
才能够重组成鸽子的DNA so they can be reassembled with pigeon DNA.
一定要坚定 蓝斯 Muscle it down, Lance.
努力克服 Muscle it down.
你做了什么 你做了什么 Oh! What did you do? What did you do?
哦 进入第二阶段 Whoa. You're entering Phase Two.
外观质变的调节 Epigenetic modulation.
想像每个基因都有开关 Think of each gene as having a switch.
你的开关一个接一个切换成鸽子 And one by one, your switches are flipping to pigeon.
人类 鸽子 人类 鸽子 人类 鸽子 Human-pigeon, human-pigeon, human-pigeon.
不要玩电灯 Stop with the lights!
等等 看我的手 Wait, look at my hand!
我的手怎么这样 What's happening to my hand?
宝宝手 Baby hand.
这是最后的阶段 This is the final phase!
感觉也没多糟 This isn't so bad.
你的体内充满了脑内啡 Your body is being flooded with endorphins
为你即将遭受的巨大的 to prepare you for the immense physical pain
身体疼痛做好了准备 you're about to experience.
等等 再说一次 Wait. Say that again.
你对我下毒 You poisoned me!
下毒 "Poisoned"?
我又不是研究毒物的 That's not even my department.
快点 排出毒素 Squeeze the poison out.
劝你别这样 I wouldn't do that.
再三秒 Three seconds.
你就没事了 相信我 You're gonna be fine. Trust me.
要来喽 Here we go.
什么 Ha! What?
那时钟快了 Whoa. That clock's fast.
蓝斯 Lance?
蓝斯 Lance.
成功了 It worked.
受试者生命稳定 Subject's vitals are stable.
现在插入直肠温度计 Inserting rectal thermometer.
没事的 老哥 It's okay, buddy.
嘿 没事的 不用担心 Hey, it's okay. Don't you worry.
你的朋友华特在 Your good friend Walter is here.
受试者表现晕头转向 Subject appears disoriented.
我当然会晕头转向 Of course I'm disoriented.
你能说话 You can talk?
小爱 他能说话 Lovey, he can talk!
成功了 我的眼睛 It worked. My eyes!
成功了 你相信吗 It worked. Can you believe this?
你把我眼睛怎么了 What did you do to my eyes?
蓝斯 看着我 怎么 Hey, Lance, look at me. What did...
看着你 Look at you?
华特 我没办法不看 I can't not look at you, Walter.
我看到我的尾椎跟你的脸 在同一个画面 I can see my butt and your face at the same time!
真是太酷了 That is so cool!
事实 鸽子有360度的视角 Fact, pigeons have 360-degree vision.
现在没人能从背后偷袭你 Now, nobody can sneak up behind you.
够了 妹子 别闹 是不是很棒 Stop, girl. Come on. This is so great.
世界各大城 到处都可以看到鸽子 Pigeons can be found in every major city around the world...
没人会注意它们 and no one notices them.
是间谍最完美的伪装形式 It's the most perfect form a spy could take.
最好马上解除我 这鸟样 You better un-bird me right now.
我不想再陪你耍宝 解除 That's it. I'm not playing with you. Un-bird...
我太大声了 I'm raising my voice.
也许我不该这样对你大吼 I probably shouldn't be raising my voice at you.
你应该能想像 I guess you could imagine
我现在压力有点大 I'm a little stressed right now.
我需要你解除我的鸟样 I need you to un-bird me, Walter.
嗯 好的 Mmm-hmm. Of course.
我现在赶快开始做解药 I'll start working on an antidote right now.
开始 Start?
这配方原本只是理论 然后你 Well, the formula was purely theoretical until you...
你才要开始 你没有现成解药 You're gonna start? You don't have an antidote?
够了 妹子 别凑热闹 Stop, girl, seriously.
好 好啊 Okay, okay.
你把我变成鸟 但无法复原我 So, you birded me, and you can't un-bird me.
嗯嗯 你把自己变成鸟 Technically, you kind of birded yourself.
我想扁他 I'mma hurt this boy.
我想痛扁他 听我说 I'mma hurt this boy. No, no, look.
我知道你难过 但不会有事 I know you're upset, but everything's okay.
我已经跟总部说你在这里 I called the Agency and told them you're here.
你说什么 You did what?
放心 没事 No, no, no, it's okay.
我没说你变鸽子 I didn't tell them you're a bird.
不过他们应该 Although I think they're gonna
很快就会发现你 figure that out pretty quickly.
我必须鬼隐 I gotta ghost.
这种新形态可能有一两项缺点得克服 Yeah, there may be one or two downsides to your new form.
韦伯斯特 马上 打开门 Webster, open the door.
好吧 好啦 Okay. Okay.
你为什么躲着总部 What... Why are you running from the Agency?
别挡我 我在跑路 Get off me! I'm running...
因为外头有坏蛋用我的 样子 because there's a bad guy out there with my face...
现在我得设法阻止他 and now I have to try to stop him
伤害别人 用这副鸟样 from hurting people while being a bird.
而这都要怪你 怪你这样恶搞我 And thank you for that. Thank you very much for that.
我决定再度 把你开除 You know what? You're fired again.
双倍开除 Double fired!
没有这种制度吧 Mmm, I don't think that's a thing.
那当然有了 现在就有了 Oh, it's a thing. It's a thing now.
好嘞 Okay.
像飞鼠装 It's a wingsuit.
能有多难 How hard could it be?
好 飞起来 Time to fly.
算了 Nope.
你用一条餐巾 一条宽胶带 You broke into the Kremlin using a napkin
就闯入克里姆林宫 and a piece of duct tape.
应该也可以轻松进入自己的车 You should be able to get into your own car!
好 好 好 Yep, yep, yep.
成了 成了 成了 Got it, got it, got it... Ow!
拜托 Come on.
好的 听我说 Okay, hear me out.
有人说话 但我没听到谁 Is somebody talking? I don't hear anybody talking.
尤其是那些被双倍开除的 Especially somebody that's been double fired...
再来就三倍开除 working on a triple fire.
我跟你走 I'll come with you.
让你知道当鸽子的所有优点 I can show you all the advantages of being a pigeon
再让你变成一名更厉害的间谍 and how it can make you an even better spy.
然后你让我回去工作 And then you'll give me my job back.
这是双赢 We both win.
好啊 让我考虑一下 All right, let me think about that.
不要 No.
好吧 你大概认识别人 Okay. Well, I suppose you have somebody else
有行动实验室 who has a mobile lab...
还能把你变回人类 who could turn you back into a man.
上车 我不会打扰你 Get in the car. You won't even know I'm here.
我就坐外面 很好 I'll just ride out here, don't worry.
哦 对 我的错 Oh, right. My bad.
快 快 快 让开 Go, go, go! Moving through.
尽量移掉那棵树 I want that tree gone, now!
蓝斯史特林探员 Agent Sterling,
警告 立刻走出屋外 exit the premises now!
你在做什么 快上车 What are you doing? Get in the car!
哇哩 Holy...
快走 Wilfred! Let's move!
快 快 走 Let's go, go, go!
自动驾驶启动 Activate auto-drive.
自动驾驶启动 Auto-drive engaged.
史特林私人喷射机库 Sterling private jet hangar.
你看到没 See that, Walter?
就是鸟炮 You can bird me...
也阻止不了我 but you can't stop me.
他在我们后面 He was behind us.
系上安全带 把那个 Buckle up. And get me
贝克的所有资料找来给我 everything we can on that Beckett kid.
你认为他们是同伙 You think they're working together?
史特林独来独往 只是暂时利用对方 Sterling works alone. He's using him for something.
（我搞定）
你还带了鸟小姐 You brought the lady bird?
它是我的心灵动物伙伴 She's my emotional support animal.
你需要急救动物伙伴 You're gonna need a life support animal
要是它大便在 if that bird poop in my...
有人追来了 We got company.
我们封锁了半径八公里内 We've got units blocking every street,
所有街道 高架桥和出口 overpass, and exit within a 5-mile radius.
很好 赶牛时间到了 Perfect. Time for a cattle drive.
坐稳喽 Saddle up!
闪避策略启动 Evasive maneuvers activated.
没空陪你们玩 I don't have time for this.
武器启动功能 什么 Activate weapons. What?
武器功能启动 放松 Activating weapons. Relax.
我只会把轮胎打爆 I'm just gonna take out her tires.
大事不妙 Uh, that's really bad.
笑你不敢 I dare you.
武器功能撤销 Deactivating weapons.
我们是好人 No, we're the good guys.
不能攻击其他好人 We can't shoot the other good guys.
对 你说的对 Yeah, you're right, Walter.
直接停车 说清楚 Let's just pull over and talk it out.
说得对 好吗 Exactly. Can we?
武器功能启动 武器功能启动 Activate weapons. Activating weapons.
武器功能撤销 武器功能撤销 Deactivate weapons. Deactivating weapons.
用温和的手段 像漏油打滑 How about something non-lethal like oil slick?
武器功能启动 Activate weapons.
武器功能撤销 Deactivate weapons.
别听他啰嗦 武器功能启动 Don't listen to Walter. Activate weapons.
漏油打滑 武器功能启动 Oil slick. Activate weapons.
漏油打滑 漏油打滑 漏油打滑 Oil slick! Oil slick! Oil slick!
这家伙短路了 This man trippin'.
漏油打滑 漏油 漏油 Oil slick! Oil slick! Oil slick!
撤销 Deactivate.
系统关闭 再会 System shut down. Goodbye.
你做了什么 Oh, what did you do?
简直是漂移界车神 He's like a god of the asphalt.
就看他有多神 We'll see about that.
别怕 我搞定 我搞定 搞定 All right, all right. I got this. I got this.
我搞定 我搞定 I got this. I got this.
我们会死 We're gonna die!
不 小心 Oh, no.
我们应该随时会碰到他 We should be coming up on him any second.
（道路封闭 准备停车）
你休想再逃了 This ends now.
大家都就定位了没 Is everyone in position?
知道 都就位了 Affirmative. In position.
华特 快让电脑重新连线 Walter, get that computer back online.
系统恢复连线 Systems coming back online.
防御应用程式连线 Defensive applications online.
漏油打滑 啊 Oil slick? Fine,
随便 快按啊 Whatever! Just press it!
等等 我们在倒车 Wait! We're driving backwards.
我们在倒车 We're driving backwards.
不 No!
（救命）
帅到大 That was tight.
对 我被圈粉 追崇吧 Yep. It's official. I'm a fan.
你们有没有看到有只鸽子在车里 Did anyone else see a pigeon in that car?
自动驾驶启动 Auto-drive engaged.
我忍不住觉得这多少算是我的错 I can't help but feel like some of this is my fault.
多少 你笑话 全都是你的错 Some? Joker, this is all your fault.
减速伞 展开 Airstrip. Now.
抱歉啦 大哥 I'm sorry. Jeez.
毕竟我不是故意的 Didn't mean to ruffle your feathers.
我恨你 I hate you.
小爱 这是我们一直在等待的机会 Lovey, this is the opportunity we've been waiting for.
我有好多的道具想实际测试 There are so many gadgets I wanna test in the field.
就是打包泡泡 闪眼万花筒 We got the binder bubbles, collide-oscope,
催眠星星 火大喷射器 打鼾鱼雷 hypno-stars, blamethrower, snorepedo.
还有复合笔 We've got the multi-pen.
一直都没机会试过复合笔 We haven't even tried the multi-pen in the...
需要它有个名字 I'm gonna need a code name.
邦德 化学师邦德 Bond. Hydrogen Bond.
哦 不 到哪去了 Oh, no, where is it?
等等 这是什么东西 Wait! What is that?
这是什么 What is that?
不 飞 飞 飞 Oh! No, no. Fly, fly, fly!
嘿 里面的状况还好吗 Hey, everything go okay in there?
我刚才发现我的小号还有我的大号 I just found out that number one and number two...
从相同的地方 排出 both come out of the same place.
所以 不好 状况很不好 So, no. Things are not okay.
对 那个叫做泄殖腔 Yeah. It's called a cloaca.
听来很怪 也很恶 It sounds weird and gross,
但是具备泄殖腔就表示 but having a cloaca just means...
够了 Dude!
不用多解释 I know what it means.
我从镜子看到了 Saw it in the mirror.
我知道你现在心情不稳定 但是 I know you're not in a good place right now...
成为鸽子其实有好处的 but there are benefits to being a pigeon.
好的 请读我不再是唇的唇 Okay, so read what used to be my lips.
你在这是因为 一 You're only here, because A,
我无法用触控荧幕把你弹射出去 I can't work a touchscreen enough to eject you...
还有二 你该忙着制做某种东西 是吧 and B, you're supposed to be working on something, correct?
哦 解药 是 好 Oh, the antidote. Right. Sure.
对 要18个小时做出来 Yeah, that's going to take 18 hours to render.
我得维持这身体18 I'm stuck like this, with this body, for 18...
啊哦 天啊 Ooh, boy...
好的 散步消气 Whoo! Okay, walk this one off.
（木村胜）
其实 当只鸽子 You know, being a pigeon
比你想像中还要来的酷多了 is actually way cooler than it seems.
如果你接受你的新模样 And if you just embrace your new form,
会看见所有的优点 you'll see all the advantages.
正如事实 你知道 Like, fact, did you know
鸽子的眼睛有慢速模式吗 that pigeons can see in slow motion?
事实上 鸽子每小时 Because, fact, pigeons can fly
能达到149公里的飞行速度 up to 92.7 miles per hour.
还有事实 鸽子是一种 And, fact, pigeons are
高智慧动物 喜欢玩游戏 Highly intelligent animals who like to play games.
哦 还有事实 Oh, and, fact...
事实 你应该系安全带 Fact! You should have kept your seat belt on.
（弹射）
事实 鸽子能看见紫外线 Fact, pigeons can see ultraviolet light...
那是连人类肉眼 which is a broad spectrum of light
都看不到的光线 the human eye can't even see.
事实 鸽子是群居动物 Fact, pigeons are a flock animal,
很容易 which makes it easier for them to...
（墨西哥 卡曼海滩）
好的 木村 我要来找你了 All right, Kimura, I'm coming for you.
蓝斯史特林要大显身手了 Lance Sterling is on the scene.
邦德 化学师邦德 And Bond. Hydrogen Bond.
小子 你需要吃药 Dude, you need medicine.
快走 快走 Go, go, go! Hey!
好 你们快点整队 因为我要 All right, y'all better squad up, 'cause here comes the...
喂 你刚用脚趾戳我 Hey! Did you just toe-poke me?
你是只鸽子 可以大摇大摆走过去 You're a pigeon. You can walk right past them.
啊哦 哼 Oh. Huh.
只是一般的鸽子 Just a regular old bird.
鸽子不是这样叫 Uh, that's not a pigeon sound.
你有长泄殖腔吗 Till you grow a cloaca,
但爱怎么叫就怎么叫 I decide what the bird sounds are.
看没有动吧 They're so stupid.
看吧 就算相识不见 You see, it's like you're invisible.
好吧 All right.
您的房间钥匙 Your room key, sir.
有了 Bingo.
好的 一起想办法 你跟我一起来 Okay, let's figure this out. You and me. Let's go.
脑力激荡 该怎么找到那家伙 Let's brainstorm. How we gonna find this nut?
你有一直坐在这张 Uh, you are gonna sit down right here
舒服的沙发上 on this very nice couch.
但我是你的侧翼 But I'm your wingman.
你知道谁需要侧翼 那张沙发 Ooh, you know who needs a wingman? That couch.
你去坐沙发上 做点科学的事 Go sit your narrow behind down and do some science stuff...
我要去找木村 自己去 and I'm gonna find Kimura. Alone.
哦 哪里传来的迷人的气味 Oh, what is that heavenly smell?
嗯 不行 Oh, no.
千万不能这样 Do not do it, Lance.
哦 Oh...
蓝斯 别失了身份 Mmm. Lance! Have some dignity.
华特 怎么会这样 Walter, what is happening?
一定是某种潜在的鸟类本能起作用了 It must be some sort of latent avian instincts kicking in.
我为什么吃地上的食物 Why am I eating food off of the ground?
为什么会这么涮嘴 Why does it taste amazing?
不了 别这样 谢谢 Ugh. No, I'm good. Thank you.
哇 Oh, wow.
老哥 说真的 离我十步远 My dude, seriously, give me 10 feet.
不 人的步距 后退 Hey, no, human feet. Back up.
不要 真希望我没看见 Oh, no. I wish I could unsee that.
不得了 它们把你当成同一挂 This is huge. They've made you part of their flock.
我不想跟一群鸟同一挂 I'm not trying to be a part of nobody's flock.
走开 你退后 狂粉鸽 Shoo! Back up, fanboy.
我不在乎你叫作杰鸽 闪开 I don't care that your name is Jeff. Beat it.
你听的懂 You can understand them?
什么 不 不 What? No, no!
小爱真的爱我 我没听见鸟话 Does Lovey really love me? I'm not hearing bird-talk.
我是它的死党吗 Am I her best friend?
全都是错误 None of this is right!
请多多指教 杰鸽 Nice to meet you, Jeff.
别跟杰鸽说话 Stop talking to Jeff!
好了 你用的是什么化名 木村 All right, what alias are you using, Kimura?
“不是木村” "Not Kimura."
哇 你好天才 Wow. That's clever.
对我来说 小意思 I am way too good at this.
哦 拜托 Oh, come on.
别闹了 杰鸽 现在我没空 Seriously, fellas. Not now.
实在是太丢脸了 This is so humiliating.
我不爱玩游戏 Hey, I'm not for the games.
你最好不 You better not... Mmm-mmm.
不可以 Stop it.
住手 住手 Stop it! Stop!
不 No!
住手 你们有毛病吗 Stop it! What is wrong with you?
这下你相信了吧 同一挂确实有帮助 Well, would you look at that? Being in a flock helped you.
别跟着我 Not my flock!
蓝斯 Lance...
蓝斯 Lance.
嗯 等等 等等 Wait, wait, wait. Uh...
你还是别自己冲上楼 You should not go up there alone.
也许我能帮的上忙 Maybe I have something else that can help.
华特 我不会需要你的帮忙 Walter, I do not need your help.
永远不会 Never will.
帮我按20楼 谢谢 Can you push "20" for me, please?
不是说不需要了吗 I thought you didn't need any help.
没错 I don't.
这就是帮忙 不是 Feels like helping. Nope.
帮了一点 没有 Yeah, a little bit. Didn't.
有 Did!
才没有 Did not!
谁在这里 Who's there?
说话 趁你现在还能开口 Talk while you still have lips.
安静 木村 Shut it, Kimura.
史特林 Sterling.
别动 看前面 手举高 Uh-uh. Eyes front, hands up.
羞的没脸 毛巾捡起来 Ooh. Scratch that. Pick up your towel.
一手举高 One hand up.
你想怎样 What do you want?
仔细听清楚 Here's how this works.
我提出疑问 你回答 I ask the questions, you answer.
什么 What?
我不知道怎么回答 I don't know how to answer that.
来这里干嘛 How did you get here?
来这里 Huh? How did I...
我什么都不告诉你 I'm not telling you anything.
住手 别靠过来 Stop! Get off of me.
你把M9刺客卖给有机器手的家伙 You sold the Assassin to a guy with a robot hand.
他在哪里 Where is he?
我说出来会被他杀 He'll kill me if I tell you that.
你就不怕我 说 Oh, and you think I won't? Talk!
好精巧 远端遥控的鸽子
怎么让它说话的
够了 木村 85公克压迫迷走神经 All right, Kimura, 3 ounces of pressure to the vagus nerve.
睡觉觉喽 Sleepy night-night!
我好怀念我的手 I miss my hands.
蓝斯史特林要变成尸鸽了 Lance Sterling is gonna die a pigeon...
被装进鞋子里埋葬了 and be buried in a shoebox.
蓝斯 还好吗 Lance, are you okay?
华特 Walter?
史特林一定也在 让探员守住所有出口 Sterling is here somewhere. I want agents on every exit.
所有人严阵以待 And everyone be careful.
要对付的可是蓝斯史特林 This is Lance Sterling we're dealing with.
机器手人在哪里 Tell me where Robo Hand is.
不说 Never.
你你 小子 用翅膀甩你的 Boy, I'm about to pigeon-wing-slap...
很强悍 很好 Oh. Oh, tough guy. Okay.
那我们就来硬的 Then we do it the hard way.
华特 给我漏斗 Walter, I need a funnel,
跨接线 五分钱乐团唱片 jumper cables, and a Nickelback album.
五分钱 Nickelback?
什么 那样他会痛 What? But that would hurt him.
不然 怎么逼供 That's the whole point.
我有个点子 I know what to do.
不 别照 No, no, no.
别这样 Don't do that. Ooh.
这么做就对了 华特 That's what I'm talking about, Walter.
用科学来对付他 Go science on this fool!
哦 对啦 Oh, yeah!
让科学给你上一课 I'm gonna science all over your face.
拜托 不要 Please, don't!
你刚才只是给他来点芳香喷雾 Did you just give that man a refreshing spritz?
这是吐真剂 但是啦 It's a truth serum, but yes,
里面还加了薰衣草香 it has a lavender quality to it.
看好 Watch.
木村 你最大的秘密是 Kimura, what's your biggest secret?
在池里尿尿 I peed in the pool.
好赤裸的诚实 That's a lot of honesty.
谁是机器手 为什么冒用我的脸 Who is Robo Hand? And why is he wearing my face?
我不知道他是谁 I don't know who he is.
那你知道什么 Then what do you know?
我知道怎么吹笛子 Well, I know how to play the flute.
我是问机器手 About Robo Hand!
我知道他现在正赶去威尼斯 I know he's on his way to Venice right now
想窃取探员资料库 to steal the Agent Database.
他会把我宰了 He's going to kill me.
探员资料库 数据库 Agent Database? Database.
会说“束鸡裤” Who says "database"?
嗲嗲 Shut up.
他会知道机构里面所有探员的身份 He'll know the identities of everyone at the Agency.
等到那时候 And once he does...
他会派出M9刺客把他们全部消灭 he'll use the Assassin to eliminate all of them.
我会抢先阻止他 Not if I stop him first.
那她真是穷追猛打 She is relentless.
把门堵住 用重一点的东西 Block the door. We need something heavy.
我很重 I'm heavy.
你出力啊 Are you pulling?
我出很大力 你怎么不出力 Of course I'm pulling! Why aren't you pushing?
用全身的重量 Just put your weight behind it.
我全身都用了 我是鸽子啊 I am putting my weight! I'm feathers!
好像一大坨布丁 It's like a big bag of pudding!
好恶 Ugh. Yuck.
面子都丢光了 This is so embarrassing.
使劲 华特 大力用气啊 Come on, Walter. Use your glutes.
没戏唱了 史特林 You're out of moves, Sterling.
你和贝克犯下了叛国罪 You and Beckett are wanted for treason.
该闪了 快 We gotta go. Now.
不 别这样丢下我 No. Don't leave me like this.
抱歉 非常抱歉 Sorry. I'm so sorry.
顺风耳 包在我身上 Ears? Consider it done.
那座阳台 我们用跑酷过去 We gotta get to that balcony. We're gonna have to parkour.
什么 What?
金刚跳 蹬墙 落地翻 Cat pass! Tic-tac! Jelly roll!
佛跳墙 甘地 仓库番 Desk lamp! Flimflam! Bottle cap!
我根本不懂什么意思 I don't know what any of them at means.
嗨 Hi.
你是怎么了 What the... What happened to you?
别这样 会害我也想 Oh, don't do that. You're gonna make me...
时间宝贵 该走了 华特 Now or never, Walter. Gotta go! Come on, Walter!
你可以做得到 You can do this!
这只是物理问题 不用怕 Okay, it's a physics problem, Walter. Come on.
这是基础物理 It's basic physics!
只是基础物理 It's just basic physics.
没错 You're right.
我们可以 We can do this. Beckett!
我们办得到 贝克 不要 We can do this. Beckett, don't you...
一定办得到 We're gonna do this!
我们办得到 We can do this!
（游戏结束）
快用你的道具 Use your gadgets!
弹射爪钩 A-ha! Grappling hook!
飞啊 飞啊 我哪里做错了 Fly! Fly! What am I doing wrong?
他在那边 There he is!
抱歉 抱歉 抱歉 Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!
跑这一下可不妙 大家早安 Well, that's not good.
华特 那只笔还有什么 Walter, what else you got on that pen?
别 No.
哈罗 软空间 Oh, hello, soft landing.
快 快 快 Go, go, go!
他在那边 别跑 There he is! Don't move!
我的复合笔 The multi-pen!
快 发射 Yes! Great. Shoot 'em!
这种发展不是理想 Well, that is suboptimal.
那种行为真的有点扫兴 That has a bit of a suck factor to it.
好 枕头 好武器 Yeah, pillow. Good call.
蓝斯 趴下 Lance, get down.
快趴下 Get down!
爆发彩带 Serious string.
像喷彩带 会爆发 Like Silly String, but serious.
意外的好用 Oddly effective.
快点 鬼隐 Come on, let's ghost.
这可不是每天都能看到的 There's something you don't see every day.
哇 这些真疯狂 Wow. This is tripped out.
这是 我不知道这是什么 This is... I don't know what this is.
这不可能是史特林 This couldn't have been Sterling.
甚至没人受伤 No one's even hurt.
可能是那个 贝克 It might be that kid, Beckett.
根本没有道理 But that doesn't make sense!
贝克只是个道具实验室的小咖 Beckett is just some nobody in the gadget lab.
但根据他的档案 Well, according to his file,
这个小咖15岁就从麻省理工毕业 that "nobody" graduated MIT at 15...
而且发明方法 编辑人类基因组 and invented a way to edit human genomes
那时候才中学 in middle school.
是天才等级的头脑 Dude is Jeopardy! smart.
不过 我们也是 Well, so are we.
我踩到了 I stepped in it.
陷进黏胶里 I stepped in the goo.
我也是 Yeah, me, too.
我这双还是新鞋耶 These are my new kicks, man.
（北海 秘密武器厂）
希望成功 I hope this works.
希望成功 希望成功 希望成功 I hope this works. I hope this works.
拜托 拜托 拜托 Please, please, please.
武器系统连线 Weapons system online.
需要探员资料库锁定目标 Agent Database required for targeting.
完成了 It's done!
整间厂房都以最大的效能运作 The entire facility is running at full capacity.
所有事都达到要求 Everything is exactly how you wanted it.
但拜托你 这样的举动会造成大量伤亡 But, please, the destruction this is capable of...
你们的机构什么时候在乎过 Since when does your agency care
那些众多 众多众多的生命被摧毁 about the many, many, many lives it destroys?
不 等等 等等 No! Wait, wait, wait! No, no, no!
拜托 等等 等等 No, please, please! Wait, wait, wait!
你说只要帮你 就放我走 You said if I helped you, you'd let me go.
我会履行承诺 放你走 Oh, yeah, I did. Didn't I?
听说威尼斯每年这时候很宜人 I hear Venice is wonderful this time of year.
（亚得里亚海某处）
很好 Aw, yeah.
等我抵达威尼斯之后 Just wait till I get to Venice.
我要把他的泄殖腔扯下来 I'mma tear that fool his own cloaca.
华特 Walter!
华特 怎样 Walter! Huh? What?
你还在努力做解药 对吧 You're still working on that antidote, right?
还在努力 Working on it?
再几分钟就成功 In a couple minutes, it's done.
但你猜还有什么也很成功 But do you know what else is working?
如果你说当鸽子 If you say being a pigeon...
就是当鸽子 Being a pigeon!
我真的想把他扔进海里 I'm really gonna throw this boy in the ocean.
啊哦 What?
嘿 你们是怎么进来的 Hey, how did y'all get here?
杰鸽跟疯眼才不会抛弃你 Jeff and Crazy Eyes aren't going to abandon you.
它们跟你是一挂的 They're part of your flock.
不准酌我的饮料 Get your beak out my drink.
天晓得你的嘴碰过什么 I have no idea where that beak has been.
退后 Back out.
住手 住手 No! Stop it!
好了 好了 Okay, okay.
大家来我这里 Here you go, guys. Come on.
这些给你们 是不含麸质的 Have some of these. They're gluten-free.
你开玩笑吧 You're joking, right?
垃圾它也照吃 他哪管麸质 That one ate gum stuck to a tissue.
还吃间谍笔 And a spy pen.
我们应该想办法拿出来 We should probably do something about that.
（程序完成）
解药好了 It's ready.
千呼万唤 Finally.
借我 May I?
不是你那 小爱 谢谢 Not this time, Lovey. Thank you.
乱来 Joker.
这下恐怕不妙 Well, that's not good.
“不妙”是说味道很难喝 "Not good" as in it'll taste bad
但还是能让我变回人类 but still turn me back into a human?
不妙是说这没办法 Mmm, "not good" as in it won't turn you
让你变回人类 back into a human...
如果你喝下去 细胞都会烧起来 and if you drink it, all your cells will catch on fire.
这是哪招啊 Come on, man!
对不起 我会解决 I'm sorry. I'll figure it out.
科学要反覆的试验 Science is all trial and error.
这不是科学实验室 This isn't a science lab.
如果我不阻止他 到时会死人 If I don't stop this guy, people will die!
你以为我不想阻止他 You don't think that I want to stop him, too?
我为什么在这艘船上 Why do you think I'm on this boat?
请问你到底知道 Do you have any idea
我现在服用了多少晕船药 好让我正常 of how much motion sickness medication I'm on right now?
我的脚几乎没有知觉 I can hardly feel my legs!
但是我来了 因为我相信 But I'm here because I believe...
合作能找到好的办法 阻止那些坏事 together, we can find a good way to stop the bad.
我知道你相信 I know you do, man.
但那只是幻想 But it's a fantasy.
要是坏人打了你 你就打回去 When the bad guys hit you, you hit 'em back.
更猛烈回击 让他们爬不起来 You hit 'em so hard that they don't get back up.
你得用火力去对抗火力 You gotta fight fire with fire.
用火力对抗火力 只会两败俱伤 When we fight fire with fire, we all get burned.
没有什么好人或坏人 There's no good guys or bad guys.
都只是人 Just people.
人命都值得拯救 And people are worth saving.
我们不该救人吗 Isn't that our job?
邪恶根本不在乎你有多善良 Evil doesn't care that you're nice.
我每天看着好人 日复一日被杀害 I watch good people be taken every day.
这些你通通不会知道 But you wouldn't know nothing about that.
我当然知道 You'd be surprised.
（意大利 威尼斯）
第一次到威尼斯 First time in Venice?
第一次到处乱跑 First time anywhere, really.
我一直有个梦想 It's always been my dream
就是到这里喂鸽子 to come here and feed the pigeons.
你需要治疗 You need help.
现在开始要认真 Time to put your game face on.
那就是数据库房 That's the Agency Data Vault.
资料库房 Data Vault.
如果机器手想要探员名单 If Robo Hand wants a list of agents,
就会来这里找 that's where he'll find it.
记得计划吗 什么计划 You remember the plan? What plan?
你要我闪远一点 让你大展身手 You said, "Stay out of the way and let me kick some..."
对 你记得 Good. You remember it.
你跑真远 华特 Long way from home, Walter.
木村都说了 Kimura talked.
我知道史特林也在威尼斯 他在哪 I know Sterling's here in Venice. Where is he?
冷静一点 Stay cool.
他在哪里 Where's Sterling?
我能说他不在哪里 I can tell you where he's not.
就是不在这里 Which is right here.
什么 不 我们可以宰了她 What? No, we can't just kill her.
你好狠 小爱 That's dark, Lovey.
听着 我知道你不是歹徒 Look, I know you're not a criminal.
你是聪明的孩子 You're a bright kid.
你发明出的道具完全让人意想不到 You're inventing things that nobody has ever thought of.
例如现在还黏住我靴子的那东西 I know because my boot is still stuck in one of 'em.
抱歉 Sorry.
不 不 是我们这些人欠你 一个道歉 No, no. We're the ones who owe you an apology.
你一直想努力保护这个世界 You're trying to keep the world safe...
就像你妈妈一样 just like your mother did.
我看过档案 I read your file.
她为了拯救其它人牺牲了 我知道 I know she sacrificed her life to save people.
我可以帮你 华特 I can help you, Walter.
我能让你回去工作 I can get you your job back.
新的实验室 还有你所需的设备 A new lab. All the equipment you need.
让大家刮目相看 Show them what you can do...
从今以后 不会再有任何人笑你是怪咖 and no one will ever call you weird again.
只要把史特林交给我 You just have to give me Sterling.
不 No.
我们都该携手合作 We should all be working together.
非常遗憾 Bad move, Beckett.
史特林 Sterling!
别乱跑 Stay here.
我们走 Let's go.
是M9刺客 过来 It's the Assassin. Come on.
摧毁目标 Destroy the target!
不能让那东西跑掉 We can't let that thing out of here.
射击 Open fire!
它拿到数据库了 It's got the database.
糟糕 Oh, man.
这样没有用 It's not working!
让我来 I'm on it.
不是闹着玩的 This is not good!
找掩护 快 Take cover! Now!
跟上 贝克 你别 Let's go. Beckett, don't you...
现在可以交给我们 贝克 Don't worry. We'll stop it. Beckett!
不是交给我 因为 蓝斯绝对不在这里 I mean, I'll stop it, because Lance is definitely not here.
光用跑的追不上 We can't catch this thing on foot.
嘿 嘿 你要做什么 Whoa, hey, hey, what are you doing?
你是鸽子 蓝斯 You're a pigeon, Lance.
你要名列世界前茅 You're one of the fastest birds in the world.
不 放我下来 华特 No, put me down, Walter!
你得飞起来 我相信你 You need to fly! I believe in you.
有其他办法 There's another way!
不准你把我往下 丢 Boy, don't you throw me off this roof!
他会克服的 He'll figure it out.
加油 不然我会死 Come on. I'm gonna die.
我在飞 I'm flying.
我在飞 I'm flying...
是你带我 飞 Oh, you're flying me.
谢谢 谢谢帮忙 Thank you. Good looking out.
很好 伙伴 往前冲 Whoa. All right, guys. Let's go!
把那刺客抓回来 We got an Assassin to catch.
不好意思 抱歉 Excuse me. Sorry.
这样也不错 That works, too.
我有公务 要处理 This is official business! Oh.
好 Okay.
我有公务 要处理 This is official business!
我们要把数据库拿回来 We need to get that database.
有点子吗 Any ideas?
好 我喜欢你的主意 Oh! I like how you think.
正中红心 Bullseye!
拿到了 Got it.
他不怎么高兴 Yeah, didn't think he'd like that.
接得好 Good job.
对了 你们喜欢游戏 Oh, that's right. You all like games.
就来玩传接球 Let's play some Keep Away.
长传 Go long.
糟糕 Oh, no!
没那么简单 是吧 扫地头 Not so easy, is it, Roomba?
小爱 交给你 Lovey, all you, girl!
这边 传给我 Hit me. I'm open.
让我来 让我来 I got it! I got it!
糟糕 Oh, no.
不 我不 我不要 Oh, no, no, no!
地铁要遭殃了 This is about to suck!
不 No!
快啊 快啊 Come on, come on, come on!
（锁定）
世纪超狂捕手 Catch of the century!
我这辈子没接到过东西 I've never caught anything in my whole life!
我们办到了 了不起 That was amazing. We did it!
但我还是要追究 We're gonna talk about
你把我丢下去 you throwing me off that roof, though.
我真的觉得这样做更有效啊 Yeah, I really thought that would work out better.
有叉 没叉 Nah, it's cool, it's cool.
这件事我们晚点聊 We're gonna holler about it in a minute.
先让你享受成功的喜悦 You know, I'm gonna let you have this moment.
我们所向 Whoo! We're unstoppable...
别乱来 Uh-uh-uh.
这东西是我的 That belongs to me.
严格说 那东西属于美国政府所有 Technically, it belongs to the United States government.
蓝斯 蓝斯 Lance! Lance!
史特林 Sterling?
你怎么说 蓝斯 What do you say, Lance?
出来 陪我玩玩 Come out. We'll have some good fun.
你是英雄 对吧 You're the hero, right?
是专门拯救世界的特务 The spy who saves the day...
瞎想 绝不留情把阻碍全部消灭 destroying anybody that stands in your way.
我真的很想玩玩 Oh, I'd love to have some fun.
你大概不会来了 Guess he's not coming.
不 No.
人生就是充满失望 Ah, life's full of disappointment.
你不必用这么疯吧 You don't have to do it this way.
这样并不给你好 It won't make anything better.
不 No.
不 No!
华特 Walter!
面包屑 Breadcrumbs?
是不含麸质的 They're gluten-free.
蓝斯 我们走 Lance, let's go.
站住 不准动 Hold it right there!
现在 慢慢转过来 Turn around nice and slow!
我要看到你的手 Hands where I can see them.
两只手 Both hands.
小心 Watch out!
你们刚才有没有看到史特林探员他有 Did anybody else see that Agent Sterling had...
一只机器手 A robot hand?
对 Yeah.
他们太惊险了 Phew. Totally crazy.
他用脚踩我头 然后我啊啊 When he had his foot on my head, I was like...
然后你 “不” And you were like, "No!"
然后我就“面包屑” And then, I was like, "Breadcrumbs!"
他还是带数据库逃跑了 He still got away with the database.
你确定 Or did he?
你好像是要我问你 I feel like you want me to say,
“这话什么意思” "What are you talking about?"
我就跟你说是什么意思 Oh, I'll tell you what I'm talking about.
就在刚才那阵鸟卷风 During the whole bird-nado thing,
我给他装了追踪器 I put a tracker on him.
等等 这是他 Wait. That's him?
那个机器手 That's Robo Hand?
对 Yep.
好 Yes!
好喂 好帮手 Yes! My man!
真是 少了你 Oh, there is no way
我就不可能办到 华特 I could have done this without you, Walter.
什么 What?
怎么 What?
你说什么 What did you say?
我说的是 I think I said...
你说少了我 就不可能办到 You said you couldn't have done it without me.
好了啦 All right.
我们所剩的时间不多了 华特 Okay, we've reached the time limit on this, Walter.
够了 别再抱了 All right, hey, hey, will you stop?
你抱得太用力 You're squeezing too...
华特 在这里发生的事 Walter, what happens in the submarine
没必要传出去 stays in the submarine.
你下了一颗蛋 You just laid an egg.
你下了蛋 You laid an egg!
它就自己这么滑了出来 It just kinda slipped out, man.
你下了一颗蛋 You just laid an egg!
蓝斯 太神奇了 Lance, this is amazing.
知道这是什么意思吗 Do you not realize what this means?
你是母鸽 You're a girl!
你说什么 Oh! Excuse me?
当然了 难怪 Of course, of course.
所以我一直想不通 That's why I couldn't figure this out.
我加了小爱的DNA在血清里 I used Lovey's DNA in the serum.
这有什么帮助 And that helps us how?
因为现在我只要在解药里 Because now all I need to do
调整一个可变因素 is change one variable in the antidote...
你就能变回人类 and you'll be human again.
变回我自己 I'm gonna be me.
除非 你说 Unless, you know,
也许你还希望当一阵子鸽子 maybe you wanna stay a pigeon a little longer.
好 Right.
知道了 Of course.
一会儿解药马上就来 One antidote coming right up.
金乔伊局长 资料库被抢走 Director Jenkins, we lost the database.
所有职员都受牵连 Every Agency employee is compromised.
为了大家着想 你必须撤回所有人 You need to pull everyone in for their own safety.
你确定是蓝斯做的 And you're sure it was Lance?
是的 Yes.
也许 Maybe?
好吧 我不知道看到什么 Okay, I don't know what I saw.
但有件事我可以确定 But I still know for a fact
史特林是搭这艘船来的 that Sterling came here on this boat.
史特林没搭过这船 Sterling wasn't on this boat.
那个猪 Son of a...
拜托 一定有蛛丝马迹 Come on! There's gotta be something.
就是脚印 糖果包装纸 A footprint, a candy wrapper,
或是高档的面霜 some overpriced face lotion...
因为他皮肤那么好 because there is no way
肯定不是天生丽质 that his skin looks that good without help.
好 都有搜查 都没下落 Look, everything is coming up blank.
如果史特林搭过这船 If Sterling was on this boat...
他没留下指纹 he didn't leave a fingerprint,
他的嘴唇没碰过杯子 his lips never touched a glass...
而且大概他也没有双腿 and somehow he didn't have feet.
我应该可以肯定地说 I think it's safe to say that
你的调查行动没任何进展 your investigation isn't getting anywhere.
蓝斯 Lance?
成功了吗 Did it work?
好了 先别乱动 Okay, take it easy.
我的手回来了 I got my hands back.
对 Yes! Yes!
胸肌 Oh, my pecs.
胸肌还在 基板腹肌还在 My pectoral muscles. My abdominalia.
华特 你真是 Oh, Walter, you are a...
我只是 I just...
我现在有嘴唇 可以亲亲了 I can do that 'cause I got lips now!
我裸体 I'm naked.
有一点尴尬 Little bit awkward.
算你好运 我事先想到 Lucky for you, I planned ahead.
很好 Good call.
回来了 There he is.
蓝斯史特林 再度出动 Lance Sterling. Back in action.
您已经抵达目的地 You have arrived at your destination.
（浮出水面中）
很好 机器手 All right, Robo Hand.
我来找你了 I'm coming for you.
（北海 秘密武器厂）
机器手在西方1.6公里 Okay. Robo Hand is a mile due west.
计划什么 搭档 So, what's the plan, partner?
我有很多亮粉 趣游弹和投湿机 I got plenty of glitter, yay-palm, a splat-a-pult...
不 No.
不什么 No what?
接下来由我处理 I'm taking it from here, Walter.
你开玩笑 听着 You're kidding, right?
情况很危险 Look, lives are on the line.
让我搞定 I got this now.
让你搞定 You've got this?
我们是团队 你自己不也说过 But we're a team. You said so yourself.
你做的很好 And you did your job.
你解除我的鸟样 You un-birded me.
我现在应该要使用我的办法 Now it's time to do things my way.
解决那个傻子 End this fool.
这样不对 That's wrong.
简直错得离谱 You're so wrong.
听着 我有充足的道具 Look, I've got everything that we...
这里不适合玩那些怪怪的道具 This is not the place for your weird gadgets.
怪怪的 Weird?
你回家 Go home.
不 No.
我才不放弃 I'm not giving up. Ow.
蓝斯 Lance...
我不能再看着好人送命 I can't lose any more good people.
我一向单飞 I fly solo.
那应该是你的 I think that's yours.
但你使用的脸孔是我的 But that face you've been using is mine.
结束了 It's over.
既然你的那些玩具都已经报销了 Database isn't gonna do you any good
那么数据库也毫无用武之地 with your fancy toy messed up like that.
你真以为我会用一部无人机 You really thought I was gonna use one drone...
去解决名单上面的所有人 to take out every name on this list?
本来是的 I mean, I did.
直到你用这种口气问我 Until you asked that question that way.
才开始怀疑 Casts a little doubt.
告诉我 探员 Tell me, Agent Sterling.
你能阻止一部无人机 You managed to stop one drone.
（目标已取得）
要打算怎么阻止一千部 How do you plan on stopping 1,000?
睡觉觉喽 Sleepy night-night.
感觉恐惧吗 Do you feel that dread?
感觉到没 Oh, can you feel it?
就好像一阵浓雾把你包围 Rolling around you like a fog.
我说过 我根本不认识你 I told you. I don't even know you, man.
但是 我认识你 But I know you.
仔细想想 Think about it.
想吧 No?
我给你点帮助 I'll give you a little bit of help.
吉尔吉斯 Kyrgyzstan.
终于想起来了 He remembers.
当然 我自己永远忘不了那一天 I mean, I certainly never forgot that day.
你确实非常所向披靡 You were magnificent.
就像一人军团 You were a one-man army.
说不完的金句名言 Lot of witty catchphrases...
还带来一堆超花俏的玩具 会突然爆炸 and you had all these fancy toys that just went boom!
砰 Boom.
你是其中一名歹徒 You were a bunch of bad dudes
打算伤害许多无辜的人们 about to hurt a lot of innocent people.
而我的职责就是保护所有人 And it's my job to keep everyone safe.
所有人 Everyone?
我眼睁睁看着我的每一个伙伴死去 I watched every single one of my people die...
看见你使用的间谍武器 打在我们身上 as your agency's weapons rained down on us.
你夺走了我的一切 You took everything from me.
你也知道规矩 And you know the rules.
既然出手这么狠 You hit me hard, Sterling.
我的回击更凶狠 I hit back harder.
而这一切 All of this...
都是因为你 because of you.
（接近警告）
他回来找我了 He's coming back for me.
（警告：出现不明船舰）
（船舰类型：潜水艇）
华特 不 不 不 不 Walter, no. No, no, no.
华特 Walter.
不 不 好的 No, no, no. Okay.
哎 那小子人畜无害 Hey, this kid is harmless.
他跟这件事没有关系 好吧 He doesn't have anything to do with this, okay?
总有解决办法 We can figure this out.
看着我 看着我 Look at me, look at me.
很抱歉 好吗 I'm sorry, all right?
一定有别的办法 There's another way!
你没听见吗 Do you hear me?
别伤害那个小子 Do not hurt this kid.
不会吧 Oh, no.
不 别这样 Don't... Don't do this.
拜托 Please.
不 不 不 No, no, no.
快住手 不 Don't do this! No!
不 No!
我要夺走你的一切 I'm taking everything from you.
喔 对了 好啊 Oh, right. Yeah.
华特 Walter.
但我看着你 But I saw...
你是怎么 How did you...
没错 多亏怪怪的道具 Oh, you know, one of my weird gadgets.
你的充气拥抱 The inflatable hug.
幸好你还在 Thought I lost you, man.
我永远都会挺你 蓝斯 I'll always have your back, Lance.
这是团队的意义 That's what it means to be a team.
是我很久以前学到的 It's something I learned a long time ago.
你妈教的 From your mom?
你真够朋友 华特 You're a good friend, Walter.
还有 抱歉对你发射麻醉镖 And, hey, I'm sorry for shooting you in your neck.
抱歉让你长出泄殖腔 I'm sorry for the cloaca.
你有什么计划阻止他 So, what's your plan to stop this guy?
不 不要问我 Nope. Not my plan.
应该用你的办法 Time to do it your way.
我的 My way?
没错 这一次我们走华特风格 Oh, yeah. We about to Walter-ize this thing.
呵 既然这样的话 Well, in that case...
需要更庞大的一挂 we're gonna need a bigger flock.
你打给玛西吧 You're calling Marcy, aren't you?
对 Yep.
帮我打招呼 Tell her I said hi.
一起来搞怪 Let's get weird.
砰 Boom.
你想跑去哪儿啊 蓝斯 Nowhere to run from this, Lance.
听着 我很抱歉在吉尔吉斯发生的事 Listen, I'm sorry about what happened in Kyrgyzstan.
但我们现在对待好人或坏人的不是惩罚 But we are stuck in this good guy-bad guy vortex.
其实并不需要这样互相报复 We do not have to do it like this.
这话 有点太迟了 Yeah, bit late for that.
不迟 It's not.
我们都是会犯错的平常人 We're both just people who make mistakes.
一定有解决办法 We can work this out, man. That's it.
快点上路 你操作很棒 Almost there. You're doing great.
真的 拜托 I mean, come on.
一起打破恶性循环 We can break this cycle.
搞定 我连上了 Got it. I'm connected.
永远不会再有人受伤 Nobody else has to get hurt.
你应该比任何人都还要清楚 You should know better than anyone.
总是有人会受伤 Someone always gets hurt.
今天不会 Not today-day.
（劲抱金曲）
你还带了自己的音乐 You brought your own soundtrack?
我们喜欢热闹出场 We like to make an entrance.
你看到了没 Would you look at that?
那个人有只机器手 There's a man with a robot hand
戴着你的脸 wearing your face...
还抢走了M9刺客 who took the Assassin.
看样子 我欠你一个道歉 Guess I owe you an apology.
好的 请说 Okay. Go ahead.
不说了 刚才就是道歉 No, that was it. That was the apology.
我接受 Oh. I accept.
你必须承认 这真的有点像瞎扯 But you gotta admit, it was a little Scooby-Doo.
哦 瞎扯的比扯铃还扯 Oh, 100% Scooby-Doo.
我要你们痛不欲生 I'm gonna make this hurt!
好的 往前移动 Okay, come on through.
这里很安全的 走吧 You are safe here. Come on.
大家都来了 Is that everyone?
金局长 不明物体接近中 Director, we've got unknown incoming.
来的很快 Approaching fast.
大事不妙（卫星画面 接近警告） Oh, this is bad.
封闭这个地方 Lock this place down.
我们成了活靶 We're sitting ducks.
我要骇进他的手 Walter hacked his hand.
帮他争取时间 关闭无人机 We gotta buy him some time to shut down the drones.
明白 我们有什么样的火力 Got it. What kind of firepower we talking?
有什么用什么 Just go along with it.
可以试手了 Take your best shot.
这武器不优 This one sucks.
不对 那是打包泡泡 No, no, no, that's binder bubbles.
后面的按钮 按下去 Push the button on the back.
后面的按钮 按下去了 Button on the back, button on the back!
泡泡 Bubbles?
你一定要让我试试 Oh, you gotta let me try that.
那是闪眼万花筒 丢出去 That's a collide-oscope. Throw it.
投湿机 棱镜喷雾 催眠星星 Splat-a-pult. Prism spray. Hypno-stars.
打鼾鱼雷 吓吓叫 Snorepedo. Scream Team.
反正没什么好损失的 Well, what have we got to lose?
11点钟方向 11 o'clock.
12点钟方向 2点半 4点半 12 o'clock. Half past 2! 4:30!
安全毯子 Security blanket.
你拿反了 It's upside down.
我爱抱抱 I'm a hugger.
好准头 Nice shot.
谢谢 Thank you?
华特 需要补充弹药 Walter, gonna need a reload, buddy.
华特大神 有求必应 Ask and you shall receive.
那些鸽子穿着小背包吗 Are those pigeons wearing tiny backpacks?
这个猛 超猛 Now, that's hot. That's hot.
我叫它 彩虹的五十道 耶 I call it Fifty Shades of Yay!
有完没玩 Oh, come on, now!
投降了没 You ready to tap out yet?
到武器实验室 Gadget lab.
到武器实验室 所有武器拿出来用上 Get to the gadget lab! Grab every weapon you can!
站住 后退 Stop! Get back!
这下糟了 Oh, no.
我爱抱抱 I'm a hugger.
华特 我不能忍受一再被打脸 Walter, my face can't take much more of this.
你做你的事 我做我的 You keep doing your thing and I'll do mine.
那你的事看起来 Yeah, well, your thing seems to be
要比我简单的多 a lot easier than my thing.
我们的体能是不一样的嘛 We have different skillsets.
这才组成最佳团队 That's what makes us such a great team.
够了 Dude.
嗯 对不起 Excuse me. Ugh.
哇哦 怎么有薰衣草香 Whoo. Why do I smell lavender?
我们被下了药 We just got spritzed.
啊哦 吐真剂 Uh-oh. Truth serum.
我养五只猫 I have five cats,
每只都用街头顽童特约来命名 each named after a member of New Kids on the Block.
我很爱他们 Oh, I love New Kids.
信 怪兽 石头 玛莎和冠佑 Jon, Joey, Jordan, Donnie, and Danny.
我真的好想伤害你们 I really wanna hurt you right now.
你 You.
你 你在那做什么 What... What are you doing?
我什么都不告诉你 I'm not telling you anything.
让我来告诉你 I'll tell you what he's doing.
他要骇进你的爪子 He's gonna hack into your claw
关闭无人机 and shut down your drones.
哇 药效还在 Wow, this stuff really works.
不 No, no, no.
不 No!
我来了 华特 Whoa! I'm coming, Walter.
快完成了 别放手 拜托别放手 Almost there. Don't let go. Please don't let go.
华特 Walter!
华特 Walter.
快啊 快啊 Come on, come on.
（骇入机器手进度）
（目标锁定）
谁快想想办法 Somebody do something.
（是否撤销无人机）
你要是现在关机 就会让我们没命 If you shut 'em down now, you'll kill us both.
你天生不是杀手 And you're no killer.
没错 我是和平鸽 No. I'm a hugger.
什么 What?
以后你的道具能为全世界带来安全 One day, your gadgets are gonna keep the world safe.
好耶 Yes! Yes!
永远别洗那只手了 Never wash that hand again!
我来了 华特 I got you, Walter!
蓝斯 你怎么 Lance? What are you...
没关系 It's okay.
没关系的 It's okay.
光靠你一个不够 You can't do this alone.
不止我一个 I am not alone!
小爱 Lovey?
鸟群集合 Come on, birds!
飞啊 Fly!
华特 Walter.
内出血是怎样的感觉 What does internal bleeding feel like?
这样 这样的感觉 This. It feels like this.
过来 Oh, come here.
不 不要拥抱 No, no, no. No hugs.
你会害我 You gonna make me
在玛西面前下蛋真累 lay an egg or something in front of Marcy.
他救了他 He saved him.
我需要看兽医 I think I need a vet.
等我爬起来之后 就把你变回人类 Once I can move again, I'll turn you back into a man.
史特林 Sterling.
你是鸟 You're a bird?
嘿 玛西 Uh, hey, Marcy.
所以我才老是找不到你 That's why I couldn't find you!
哇 你是鸟 这也太凄惨了吧 Whoa, you're a bird. That is messed up.
很怪 对吧 It's weird, right?
太神奇了 This is amazing.
成功了 We did it.
我们打败坏人 关闭无人机 We took down the drones, beat the bad guy,
拯救无数的生命 saved countless lives.
到时候肯定可以回去上班 We are so gonna get our jobs back!
所以 三倍开除 So, triple fired.
对 这一定创下了某种纪录 Yeah, man, that's gotta be some kind of record.
我真的没想到会这样 I really didn't see that coming.
不过我们确实犯了法 加上违抗命令 Well, we did break a bunch of laws, and defied orders...
跟 对还有一些叛国行为 and, I mean, committed a little bit of treason.
对 还有叛国罪 Oh, right, yeah, the treason.
我都忘了叛国罪 Forgot about the treason.
诶 那些都不重要 Hey. It doesn't matter, man.
看看四周 Look around.
你妈妈现在一定非常以你为荣 Your mother would be so proud of you right now.
你成功保护了这些人 You kept all those people safe.
而且用你的做法 And you did it your way.
但你还做了这个 But you also did this.
对 Yeah.
我会帮你处理 抱歉 I'll figure that out. Sorry.
其实我最近也开始迷上 You know, this gluten-free stuff
这种无麸质的东西 is really starting to grow on me.
啊 现在怎么办 So, what do we do now?
可以 Oh, we could...
玛西 Marcy?
啊 我看不见 也听不见 Okay, I can't see or hear...
但是其他感官都提升了 所以 but my other senses are elevated, so you... Ow!
史特林探员 抱歉用这种戏剧效果 Agent Sterling, I apologize for the theatrics.
少装客套 No, you don't.
你被抓住的表情超经典 You should have seen your face when we grabbed you.
我根本没表情 I didn't make a face.
惊恐到爆的表情 No one's ever looked more scared.
你们说完了 Are you two finished?
放心 我们不会有事的 蓝斯 We are gonna be okay, Lance!
用你的宝宝手把锁撬开 Use your baby hand to pick the lock!
麻烦帮华特把头罩拿下 Can you please take that off him?
好 你可以 Okay, and you can...
嗨 你们好 Oh, hey. Hey, guys.
这跟叛国罪有关 Is this about the treason?
乔伊 是怎么回事 Joy, what is going on?
我们知道是我们误解你 We realize we were wrong about you.
你是我们机构的未来 You're the future of this agency,
我们要你带领新团队 and we want you to lead a new team.
一个高度隐密的全球 A highly covert global...
麻烦你 就此打住 Let me stop you right there.
我绝对不会接受 I'm not leading nothing,
除非我的伙伴也加入 unless my man Walter's on the team.
她应该是跟华特说话 I think she's talking to Walter.
啊哦 是是 Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we...
放下 Just put that down.
他帮我说话 Sometimes, he talks for me,
我帮他说话 团队默契 I'll talk for him, 'cause we a team.
我 Me?
我们需要你这样的人才 We need people like you.
可以帮助机构用新思维做事的人才 People who can help the Agency do things a new way.
你的看法呢 What do you say?
看样子我们需要亮粉了 Looks like we gonna need some glitter.
怪怪队 Team Weird?
怪怪队 Team Weird.
导弹发射撤销 Missile deactivated.
成功了