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婚礼前52小时
也就是说 发型师会在 So, the hairdresser shows up
周日两点到 at 2:00 on Sunday.
好极了 正在你做头发的时候 Great, and while you do that,
我正好可以去看看小花熊准备得怎么样了 I'll check in on the ring bear.
不好意思 I'm sorry.
你说的是花童 对吧 You're saying "Ring bearer," Right?
花熊 Ring bear.
够了 看着我的眼睛说 "我发誓我不会把 Okay, look into my eyes and say, "I promise that I'm not bringing
危险的野生动物带到我们的婚礼上" a dangerous wild animal to our wedding."
我 I...
噢 就是这班车 Oh, that's the shuttle
满载着我们的老年亲戚 with our elderly relatives pulling up.
大巴和前门之间只有九步 There's nine steps between the bus and that front door,
也就意味着 在他们进来之前 which means we've only got about 45 minutes
我们只剩下45分钟了 until they get inside.
一旦那些老混蛋像水蛭一样粘上我们 We won't have a moment to ourselves
我们就一点二人世界的时间都不会有了 once those old bastards latch onto us like leeches,
但他们是家人啊 我爱他们哟 but they're family and I love them.
和历史的鲜活纽带嘛 Living link to history.
哦 上帝啊 Oh, God.
一定会特别难熬的 This is gonna be rough.
我的曾祖父母 My great-grandparents
永远吵个不停 但我猜 never stop bickering, but I guess that's
结婚60年了都这样吧 what happens when you've been married for 60 years.
60年 60 years.
伙计 你觉得他们上次滚床单是什么时候 Man, when was the last time you think they had sex?
恐怕是多伦多枫叶队上次夺冠之前的事了 Probably not since the Maple Leafs won the cup.
1967年 1967.
我们不会变成那样的 对吧 That's not gonna be us, right?
就是说 我们结婚后 不会总在掐架不滚床吧 Like, when we get married, it's not all fighting, no sex?
什么啊 不可能的 What? No way.
我们可不一样 我们是罗宾小火车和下流小巴尼 It's us, R-Train and B-Nasty.
我们永远不会那样 That will never happen.
我们现在就要滚床单 We have to have sex right now.
噢 Aw.
老爸 老妈 浪漫史 第九季 第三集 S09E03 Last Time in New York
翻译: @安达小充 @Mr_Gao703 @hugsy_wala @卟哒哒伽马 @阿狸小H @白银时代_风影 @大仓粽子 @小白是憎恶
校对: @肉鸭大魔王 @Mr_Gao703 @小白是憎恶 压制: @hugsy_wala @hugsy_wala 统筹+后期: @肉鸭大魔王
HIMYM字幕组 倾情奉献
孩子们 你们应该还记得 马修叔叔 Kids, as you recall, Uncle Marshall
从明尼苏达起飞的航班上被赶了下来 had gotten kicked off his flight home from Minnesota
然后和另一个被扔下的叫达芙妮的旅客 and was now high-tailing it across the country
一起开车横跨全国 with another stranded traveler named Daphne.
情况怎么样 宝贝 How's it going, baby?
挺好的 Fine.
除了在我们在讨厌的满是奶酪的荒漠 Except the flames of Lucifer
一路行进时 撒旦的烈火 keep singeing our back bumper as we drive
不停地烧灼着我们的后保险杠 through this hellish, cheese-infested wasteland.
-威斯康辛州吗 -威斯康辛州 -Wisconsin? -Wisconsin!
包装工队的地盘 Packers country.
但不要担心 But don't worry,
艾瑞克森家的男人们穿着紫金条纹的战袍 the Eriksen men are repping the purple and gold
就像两个大佬一样 like two bosses.
加油 维京队 Go, Vikings!
加油 维京队
你怎么样 达芙妮 And how are you doing, Daphne?
还不错 尤其是考虑到马修整整一小时 Not bad, considering Marshall's been spouting
都在不听唠叨维京队的鸡毛蒜皮 Vikings trivia for the last hour.
你知道"跟我有毛关系"队 Do you know "I don't care"
去年拿了体育真白痴联赛的冠军吗 led the league last year in "Dumb sports stuff"?
总之 听着 Anyways, listen,
我应该会准时回来 I should be back in time
参加明天的预演晚宴的 for the rehearsal dinner tomorrow.
噢 预演晚宴 Oh, the rehearsal dinner.
达芙妮 你真该看看我要穿的那件连衣裙 Daphne, you should have seen the dress I was gonna wear.
那抹胸 把我胸口这俩小妹妹聚得超拢 Up top, it packed the gals together
就跟《欲望都市》的首映礼一样 like opening night of a Sex and the City movie.
下摆 可把老娘变成了个梦中情人 And down south, it made mama look like a dream
就连安东尼•雷也想跟我共度一生 Sir Mix-A-Lot would never want to wake up from.
安东尼•雷 艺名Mix-A-Lot 美国著名音乐人
好赞 那件衣服怎么了 Ooh, what happened to that dress?
被干洗店的酒鬼毁掉了 The drunks at the dry cleaners destroyed it.
多谢呐 莱纳斯 Thank you, Linus.
好了 莉莉 我得走了 Okay, Lily, I have to go.
我要警告村民们 I have to alert the villagers that there is
维京队出没请注意 a Viking amongst them.
噢 Oh...
-马修还在威斯康辛州吗 -是的 -Marshall's driving through Wisconsin? -Yep.
唔 那是你的祝酒词吗 Ooh, is that your toast?
-呃 是 -呃 我就直接 -Uh... yeah. -Yeah, I'm just
即兴发挥好了 因为你站在台上 gonna wing mine. 'Cause if you get up there
发自内心的表达 and speak from the heart...
好的事物 things good...
脱口而出的话 mouth words...
美好的 memory
回忆 times.
我还是看看你的稿子吧 Can I take a peek at your speech?
呃 不 我... Uh, no. I...
"跟我最喜欢的学生们喝一杯 "Have a drink with my favorite students,
在哈德逊河最后看一次夕阳" see one last sunset over the Hudson."
泰德 你的稿子太烂了 Ted, your speech sucks.
呃 那也不是"脱口而出的话 美好的回忆" Well, it's no "Mouth words, memory times."
如果你刨根问底的话 这...这不是演讲稿 But if you must know, it's, uh... it's not a speech.
那是个啥 What is it, then?
婚礼前一个星期 我发现我 A week before the wedding, I realized I couldn't stay
在纽约呆不下去了 in New York any longer.
于是我决定在芝加哥开始新生活 So I decided to start fresh in Chicago.
这是个清单 It's a list of all the things
写满了我离开纽约之前要做的事 I want to do before I leave New York.
好吧 我都不知道我更讨厌哪个了 Okay, I don't know which I hate more:
是你要搬走了 the fact that you're moving away
还是我是唯一一个知道这件事的 or the fact that I'm the only one that knows about it.
你为啥不告诉别人呢 Why won't you tell anyone?
我不能在婚礼之前放出这种爆炸性新闻 You don't drop a bombshell like that this close to a wedding.
不 那只是借口 从旋转木马那会你就一直在 No, that's an excuse. You have been avoiding Barney and Robin
回避罗宾和巴尼 since the carousel.
还有到了周一 And now on Monday,
你就要逃去芝加哥了 you're running away to Chicago.
我不是要逃走 I'm not running away.
我是在向前看了 I'm moving on.
这个单子不是一个要向前看的人写的 This list isn't written by someone who's ready to move on.
而是一个深爱着纽约的人写的 It's written by someone who loves New York.
我是说 "更正阿姆斯特丹大街和96大街交界口的涂鸦" I mean, "Fix graffiti on 96th and Amsterdam"?
看着我就不爽 I hated looking at it.
"请酒吧里所有人喝一轮酒" "Buy the whole bar a round of drinks."
嗯哼 Mm-hmm.
嘿 大伙 Hey, everyone.
下一轮我请 Next round's on me!
耶 Yeah!
泰德 Ted?
嘿 大伙 Hey, everyone.
下一轮我请 Next round's on me!
麻烦给我来杯双份波旁酒 Can I have a double bourbon...
双份的我可不请 No doubles!
"跟帝国大厦告别" "Say good-bye to the Empire State Building."
哥们 Bro.
咋了 What?
有时候我会... Sometimes I go...
跟她聊聊人生什么的 talk to her about life.
我一想到不得不离开你 And I just hate the thought
就好难过啊 帝帝 of leaving you, Empy,
但是我的直觉告诉我 我的未来在芝加哥 but my gut tells me my future's in Chicago.
你怎么看呢 What do you think?
你需要离开了 You need to move.
哦 我的神啊 真 真的吗 Oh, my God, r-really?
你 你确定吗 Are-are you sure?
没错 确定得很 Yeah, I'm sure.
你站在这对一栋大楼 You can't just stand there talking
一边低语一边爱抚的太诡异了 to a building and petting it.
慢着 你是不是那种 Wait, are you one of those freaks
只对建筑产生性冲动的怪胎 who's sexually attracted to buildings?
你是说 恋楼癖吗 An objectophiliac?
绝对不可能 No way.
那你怎么知道这种人叫恋楼癖啊 Then why do you know what they're called?
那你怎么知道这种人叫恋楼癖 Why do you know what they're called?
等下 等等 你知道什么事情 Wait. Wait, wait. You know what would really prove
是那种老夫老妻绝对不会做的吗 we're not some old married couple?
找个非比寻常的地方疯狂一下 Doing it somewhere we're not supposed to.
去你的 我不是那个意思 No, not what I mean.
比如去电梯里面 或者泳池里面 Oh. Like the elevator or the pool cabana.
房顶怎么样啊 Uh, how about the roof? Oh...
怎么会有人找了个这么远的地方结婚 Who gets married this far away?
而且这儿潮死了 And the humidity.
他们到了 They're here.
咱还是回到自己主场来吧 What do you say we make this bang a home game?
好 Yes.
被锁在外面了 We're locked out.
要不咱试试走后门吧 I guess we could try the back door.
我们套房的后门 Of our suite.
套房是有个后门的 Oh. There's a back door.
不行 那个被我锁住了 No, I locked it.
好吧 别慌张 Okay, it's fine.
我们冲到楼下前台 We'll race down to the front desk
趁他们还没注意到 再要一把钥匙 and get a key before anyone notices us.
来不及了 这画面简直像部僵尸电影 Too late. It's like we're in a zombie movie.
太对了 Seriously.
他们慢吞吞的挪动着 They move at a slow shuffle,
一个劲儿的呻吟 只要逮着机会 they moan a lot and, if given the chance,
他们就能把你的耳朵嚼烂 they chew your ear off.
但他们是家人啊 我爱他们哟 But they're family and I love 'em.
不听老人言 吃亏在眼前 Their wisdom is priceless.
"临走前把一直埋藏在心里的话 "Finally tell my upstairs neighbor
说给楼上的邻居听" how I've been feeling all this time."
没错 Yeah.
嗨 是这样 我住在楼下 Hi. Um, I live downstairs,
其实 我一直都有些话想要跟你说 只是... and, well, I've always wanted to say this to you, but...
一直都没有勇气讲出口 I've never had the guts.
那我说了啊 So here goes.
你那鞋子是铅做的吗 Are your shoes made of lead?!
你简直是古往今来动静最大最吵最闹心的邻居 Because you are the loudest upstairs neighbor in history!
哦还有 你的手鼓打的简直烂透了 不过没关系 Oh, oh, and you suck at the bongos! But, hey...
继续练习吧 keep practicing!
在我平生所有重要的面试 In the middle of the night!
前一天晚上三更半夜 Before any important interview I've ever had!
全盘交代4月26号 "Come clean about April 26."
4月26号发生了什么 What happened April 26?
呃 Uh...
你相信人们以前真会穿那些东西游泳吗 Can you believe people used to actually swim in those things?
跟我在科尼岛见 好嘛 : "Meet me at Coney Island, see?
我会骑着我的巨轮自行车跳查尔斯顿舞 "I'll be doing the Charleston atop my giant-wheeled bicycle
那个地方的人不知为什么这么说话 in an era where folks inexplicably talked like this."
泰德 Ted.
4月26日 12:44
哇哦 嘿 Whoa. Hey.
嘿 老兄 我正要把 呃 Hey, bud, I was just about to take, uh,
莉莉的彩排晚宴的裙子送去干洗 Lily's rehearsal dinner dress to the dry cleaner.
哦 太遗憾了 Oh, that's too bad.
因为 呃 我刚才在看《公主新娘》 Because, uh, I was just watching The Princess Bride
1986年美国电影
突然我想起了什么 when something occurred to me.
最后巨人安德雷怎么用那些马引他们上钩的 How, at the end, Andre the Giant hooks 'em up with those horses
然后埃尼戈•蒙托亚就说 and then Inigo Montoya is like,
埃尼戈•蒙托亚 《公主新娘》电影中的剑客
菲兹克 你做的对 然后 "Fezzik, you did something right." And it's like,
菲兹克 公主新娘电影中的巨人安德雷的别称
兄弟 安德雷整个电影里一直在做正确的事 "Bro, Andre's been doing stuff right the whole movie:
击败毒蛇 攻破城堡门 "Knocking out serpents, busting down castle doors,
驮着桑格利亚汽酒泡过的苦大仇深的你 "Basically carrying your revenge-and-sangria-soaked ass,
于是别做个要别人领情的混蛋 "So instead of being a patronizing jerk,
来点简单的 "How about a simple,
嘿 谢谢你的马 兄弟 'Hey, thanks for the horses, bro.'"
你就是这么想的 对吧 That's totally what you were thinking, right?
不 我 不 我来这里是 No, I... No, I came over...
天呐 说的太有道理了 God, that's a really good point.
那是 Yeah.
这是我的剑
不过我要说的是 But here's my point.
还有你的剑 And your point.
为什么我们这么久都没舞过剑了 Why haven't we done this in forever?
泰德 你很清楚为什么我们不舞剑的 Ted, you know damn well why we haven't.
2005年
对不起 莉莉 Sorry, Lily.
我差点杀了我老婆 泰德 I almost killed my wife, Ted!
我差点杀了我老婆 I almost killed my wife!
我差点 I almost...
耶 Yah!
你好 "Hello!
我是埃尼戈•蒙托亚 My name is Inigo Montoya!"
你杀了我父亲 "You killed my father."
受死吧 "Prepare to die!"
哇哦 Whoa.
你个贱人 You son of a bitch.
我那么爱那条裙子 你却把它砍成了两半 I loved that dress you cut in half.
它可是淫荡和典雅的完美结合 It was the perfect combination of slutty and classy.
那你的备用裙呢 Well, what about your backup dress?
哦 它只剩典雅了 泰德 Oh, it's just classy, Ted!
多谢呐 莱纳斯 Thank you, Linus.
听着 我真的很抱歉 Look, I'm really sorry.
不 光道歉可不够 No, it's not good enough.
鉴于我 Since I'm being
要被迫穿我不想穿的衣服 forced to wear something I don't want to,
你也得穿点你不想穿的 you should have to wear something you don't want to.
为什么只有我受罚 Why am I the only one being punished?
马修和我对你的裙子被毁有同样的责任 Marshall's just as responsible for your dress as I am.
是啊 可他 Yeah, but he's
在威斯康星州呢 in the middle of Wisconsin.
我怎么惩罚 How am I gonna punish...
包装工队 加油 Go, Pack, go!
对不起 爸爸 I'm sorry, Dad.
这儿周围总得有些能做一次的地方啊 There's got to be someplace to bang around here.
我要饿坏了 I'm starving.
我就知道当时该把自助餐 I knew we should've hit the buffet when...
别给我说自助餐 Don't say "Buffet".
这会引来一堆老人 同理也别说 That attracts old people. Same goes for
"试吃" "60分时事"和"曼迪尔•帕廷金" "Coupon," "60Minutes" And "Mandy Patinkin."
曼迪尔•帕廷金 美剧熟脸 出演犯罪心理 国土安全
啥 罗宾 你开始变偏执了 W... Robin, you're being paranoid.
老年人在听到曼迪尔•帕廷金时 Old people don't magically sense it
才不会突然想起什么呢 when you say "Mandy Patinkin."
帕廷金 Patinkin...
快走 去冷藏室 Quick, the ice machine room.
他们太老 呆在那里可扛不住 噢 It's too cold for them in there. Oh.
我会保护你 罗宾 I'll protect you, Robin.
跟我一起 安全无比 You'll always be safe with me.
抓她吧 Take her!
你们俩家伙最好赶紧滚出我的藏身之地 You bitches best get out of my hiding spot.
单子上只有一件事情还没有兑现了 The only thing not checked off on this list is
跟巴尼喝威士忌 这单子上就数这条最容易了 "Scotch with Barney." That's the easiest one on here.
你在躲着他呢 You are avoiding him.
没有 我们都很忙而已 I'm not. We've both been busy.
另外 我跟马修打算把那瓶苏格兰威士忌省下来 Besides, Marshall and I are saving that scotch
在预演晚宴前喝一顿呢 to have a drink with Barney before the rehearsal dinner.
因为这可不是随便哪一瓶酒 Because it's not just any bottle.
是一瓶六百美金的30年陈的格伦•麦肯纳 It's a $600 Glen McKenna 30-year.
那时我还并不知道 What I didn't know at the time was...
我都跟这俩蠢货说了 这个房子里不欢迎这俩破玩意儿 I told those idiots these death rods are not welcome here.
男生怎么会那么喜欢剑呢 What is it with dudes and swords?
噢 这可真好玩 Oh, this is fun.
可不是 我做这个造型时还酷毙了呢 Oh, yeah, and it's so cool when I go like this.
嗨 我叫格德利格•德•戈雅 Hi. My name is Rodrigo De Goya.
你杀死了我心爱的人 You killed someone I love!
准备跳舞吧 Prepare to dance!
孩子们 没错 莉莉阿姨以为这就是决斗的台词 Yes, kids, that's what your Aunt Lily thought the line was.
-啊 噢 -喝 -Ha! Whoo! -Ha!
我们可以用这瓶便宜的换掉它 We'll switch it with this cheap bottle of whiskey.
你去把格伦•麦肯纳的标签撕下来 You peel the label off the Glen McKenna.
开始 On it!
然后我们把酒倒进 罗宾 Then we'll pour the... Robin!
我靠 真他妈好喝 Damn, that's smooth.
把它倒进另外那瓶里去啊 Pour it into the other bottle!
等下 这颜色还不够深啊 Wait. The color's not dark enough.
还是不对 Still not right.
-我觉得应该更红一点 -嗯哼 -I think it was a little redder. -Mm-hmm.
好吧 这下坚实度全无啊 Okay, now the consistency's off.
酒体结构的坚实度 葡萄酒质量的重要指标之一 决定口感是否温润
就这样吧 Yeah.
看上去不错啊 Looks good.
我说 看看这颜色 I mean, look at the color.
在丰润中显现了如巧克力般丝滑 It's almost chocolaty in its richness.
微红的色彩 The reddish hue.
里面有些东西看上去结成块了啊 Something that looks sort of clumpy.
噢这个 我读过关于这方面的东西 Oh, yeah, I-I read about that.
苏格兰高地地区不正是以这些土块块闻名吗 Isn't the Highland region known for its clumps?
谢谢你啊 莉莉 Thanks, Lily.
我很清楚高地土块是啥 I'm very aware of the Highland Clumps.
你知道吗 我先偷偷尝一口 You know what? I think I'm gonna sneak a taste.
啥 可 可是马修都还没来啊 What? But-but Marshall's not even here yet!
呐 先尝点他不会介意的 Ah, a quick nip won't hurt.
简直好喝到销魂啊 She's breathtaking.
你也在躲避这些家人吗 You avoiding the family, too?
我是同性恋 我是黑人 我正要离婚 I'm gay, I'm black, and I'm getting a divorce.
这些老骨头想问我的问题肯定比 Those walking skeletons are gonna have
对他们药剂师的问题还要多 more questions for me than their pharmacist.
但他们是家人啊 我爱他们哟 But they're family and I love 'em.
最伟大的一代人 The greatest generation.
在我变成那么老之前掐死我吧 Smother me before I'm that age.
你俩在这儿干嘛呢 What are you two doing?
哦 我们打算在一个邪恶的地方 Oh, we're trying to do it
来一发 someplace naughty.
我不是这个意思 Not what I mean!
我一直都没有那个意思 That-that is never what I mean!
我们想要再偷偷摸摸做一次 We're trying to sneak in one last bang
因为我们害怕这种感觉 'cause we're afraid that the magic
会在结婚之后消失 might fade after we get married.
我们是不是疯了 Are we being crazy?
我和汤姆当时也是那样 That is what happened with me and Tom.
但这不代表你们也会这样 But it doesn't mean it's gonna happen to you.
我不会让它发生 I won't let it.
喔喔 你可不能出去啊 Whoa-whoa, you can't go out there.
这是自杀啊 It's suicide.
把这当成提前送给你们的结婚礼物吧 Consider it your early wedding gift.
为什么哥哥总是先死的呢 Why does the brother always die first?
穆里尔姑姑 Aunt Muriel!
穆里尔姑姑 Aunt Muriel?
詹姆斯 James!
汤姆在哪儿呢 Where's Tom?
我有个关于同性恋的问题要问你 I have a gay question for you.
你们怎么决定哪个人来 How do you decide which one...?
不 不要 No, no...
走吧他已经牺牲了 巴尼 他去了 No! He's gone, Barney. He's gone.
詹姆斯 James!
好了 你去看看 Okay, you go check out
二楼有没有开着的房间 the second floor for open rooms.
我去瞅瞅健身房 I'm gonna go check out the gym.
不行不行 那个健身房里有桑拿 No, no, no, that gym has a sauna!
你知道我家西德老爹不蒸一下活不过十分钟的 You know my Papa Sid can't go ten minutes without a schvitz!
那后面那个露台呢 What about the gazebo out back?
挨着草地保龄球场那个吗 Next to the lawn bowling court?
长点儿心吧 Get your head out of your ass.
外面简直就像在开《魔茧3》选角大会 It looks like they're casting Cocoon Three out there.
讲述老年人神奇返老还童的系列电影
哦 那商务中心怎么样 Oh, what about the business center?
一间放满电脑的屋子 太完美了 A room full of computers? That's perfect.
阿喀琉斯之踵引申为 致命弱点
科技就是他们压缩连裤袜包裹着的阿喀琉斯之踵 Technology is their compression-sock-covered Achilles Heel!
-喔 -怎么了 -Whoa. -What?
-安全第一 小车罗 -你也是 小色巴 -Stay safe, R-Train. -You too, B-Nasty.
喔 天啊 我找到沃尔多了 Ooh, my, I found Waldo.
沃尔多在哪 在乱糟糟一群人里找到红白条小人的游戏
这是什么清单啊 What's this list?
这是谁的 Whose is this?
我当时正面对一个艰难的选择 I was faced with a tough call:
供认要去芝加哥的事 come clean about Chicago
或者机智地骗过去 or cleverly lie my way out of it.
嗯 是这样... Oh, well, you see...
脱口说出的话 mouth words...
美好的回忆 memory times...
是我的 这是我的清单 It's mine. It's my list.
是我去意大利前想做的事 It's everything I want to do before I go to Italy.
噢 你想和帝国大厦告别 Oh. You want to say good-bye to the Empire State Building?
我有时会去跟帝帝聊聊天 Sometimes I go and I talk to Empy.
有点怪怪的 That's kind of weird.
用"怪怪的"合适吗 Is "Weird" the right word?
对我来说很正常啊 Seems pretty reasonable to me.
也许还有点小酷 Maybe even kind of cool.
"和我最喜欢的学生喝酒" "Have a drink with my favorite students."
莉莉 你教的是幼儿园 Lily, you taught kindergarten.
这个确实太不负责了 That does seem pretty irresponsible.
"全盘交代4月26号" "Come clean about April 26."
你告诉泰德我们的剑战了 You told Ted about our sword fight?
等等 你们还玩了剑战 Wait...you-you guys had a sword fight?
就小玩了一把 Maybe a tiny one.
我在扮演曼迪•帕廷金 I was pretending to be Mandy Patinkin.
帕廷金 Patinkin.
可这又没什么大不了的 But it was no big deal.
没什么大不了 No big deal?
我们砸了他们30年的格伦•麦肯纳 We destroyed their 30-year Glen McKenna
还把廉价酒 番茄酱 还有免洗洗手液灌了进去 and replaced it with cheap booze, ketchup and hand sanny.
我就知道 I knew it!
你知道个屁 You knew nothing!
嗨 Hello.
三楼就是个鬼城 不计其数的空房等着我们 The third floor's a ghost town, tons of empty rooms to bang in.
快点 我等不及了 Hurry. I've started without you.
我是说 我爱你 I mean, I love you.
走了 Got to go.
拜 Bye.
我们成功了 We made it.
要提醒我 Remind me to put
放5美元在巴尼的喜帖里 a five-dollar bill in Barney's wedding card,
你懂的 让他们赶紧开始 you know, to get 'em started.
不要 伊丽莎白 No, Elizabeth.
就戴着假牙 Leave the dentures in.
唔 Mmm!
我再也不想嘿咻了 I never want to have sex again.
嗷 Aw.
他们砸了我们600美元的苏格兰威士忌 They broke our $600 bottle of scotch?
好吧 我不想再戴这个讨厌的东西了 Well, I'm not wearing this abomination anymore.
把它戴上 Put it back on.
不敢相信我曾祖父还会做这个 I can't believe my great- grandparents still do that.
我从没见过一个助行器除了能助行 I never imagined a walker being used
还能用来干那个 for anything other than walking.
加一句 那些球球是怎么在地板上拖来拖去 Plus, how about those balls dragging all over the ground?
巴尼 Barney.
不 是在助行器底下的那些网球 No, the tennis balls on the bottom of the walker.
噢 Oh.
再加一句 他的蛋蛋摆动的像断线的溜溜球 Plus, his testicles were swinging like a broken yo-yo.
关于这个你怎么想 Still, when you think about it:
结婚60年了 married for 60 years
他们还是想把对方压在身下 and they still want to jump each other's bones.
我的意思是 挺幸福的 I mean... it's kind of sweet.
60年后 我们就是那样的 对吗 In 60 years, that'll be us, right?
是的 我们会的 Yeah, it will.
那你觉得怎么样 So, what do you think, hmm?
数到三 On the count of three?
唔 好吧 Hmm, okay.
好的 Okay.
一二三 开始 One, two, three.
曼迪•帕廷金 Mandy Patinkin.
哦 看看你 Oh, wow. Look at you.
你们真是 Thank you for making it...
交好运了 We got lucky.
远汉普顿酒肆还是很高端的哦 The Farhampton Liquor Store is actually pretty high-end.
哦 Oh.
而且安保还很低端哦 And their security is a total joke.
谢谢 Thanks.
还要谢谢你没告诉罗宾那单子是我的 And thanks for not telling Robin the list was mine.
但我就不懂了 But I don't get it.
你这么反对我搬走 You're so against me moving.
为什么又帮我脱身 Why'd you help me out?
对于你这么个如此钟情于纽约的人而言 For a guy who loves New York this much,
你想要离开 那就是真的不得不离开了 to leave it, you must really need to go, huh?
是 真的 Yeah, I really do.
好的 但是这单子上还有一项 Okay, but there's still one item left on this list.
是时候完成它了 Time to check it off.
我应该等等马修 Yeah, I should probably wait
一起来 for Marshall.
我们都知道他可能来不及了 Well, we both know he may not get here in time.
坦诚说 Be honest.
你是不是在回避巴尼 Have you been avoiding Barney?
可能有点 Maybe a little.
这是他一生最重要一个周末 This is the biggest weekend of his life,
而作为他最好的兄弟 and you're his best bro.
不管你觉得多尴尬 No matter how awkward you feel,
如果你不在他身边 你一辈子都会后悔的 i-if you're not there for him, you will always regret it.
好吧 Okay.
-嘿 泰德 -怎么 -Hey, Ted. -Yeah.
你写下了这么多你要告别的东西 You wrote down all these things to say good-bye to,
但里面有太多美好的事物 but so many of them are good things.
你何不就 Why not just...
只和那些坏的东西告别 say good-bye to the bad things?
和那些你觉得空虚失落的告别 Say good-bye to all the times you felt lost.
和所有那些 To all the times
让你失望的拒绝告别 it was a no instead of a yes.
和所有伤痕告别 To all the scrapes and bruises,
和所有心痛告别 to all the heartache.
和那些你无力挽回 Say good-bye to everything you really want
却又难以放弃的事物告别 to do for the last time,
但是别去和巴尼喝这杯离别的威士忌 but don't go have one last scotch with Barney.
和巴尼共饮重获新生后的第一支威士忌 Have the first scotch toasting Barney's new life
因为那是美好的 because that's a good thing,
而那些美好 and the good things
将永远不会离去 will always be here waiting for you.
什么 What?
翻过来 Turn the page.
和莉莉最后一次讨论人生 "Get one last life lecture from Lily."
你要是觉得这是最后一次 Well, you're dreaming
讨论人生 那你纯属做梦 if you think that's the last one of those.
哈 Ah.
一直在等最完美的机会 Been waiting for the perfect time for this,
我的朋友 而现在... and, my friend, that time is...
我看到你和罗宾在旋转木马那了 I saw you and Robin at the carousel.
HIMYM字幕组 谢谢观看