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来了 Okay.
你好 Hi.
-霍丽 -艾瑞克 - Holly. - Eric.
-是梅瑟 -梅瑟 - Messer. - Messer.
梅瑟 对 大家都叫我梅瑟[原文有捣蛋鬼之意] Messer. Yeah, everybody calls me Messer.
很高兴终于能见到你 梅瑟 Well, it's nice to finally meet you, Messer.
-我迟到了吗 -没事 就晚了一小时 - Am I late? - Um, just an hour.
反正我才刚收拾好 But, you know, I just finished getting ready,
艾丽森说你一会儿就来 所以... and Alison said it was your m.o., so....
皮特说你可能会有意见 Peter said you'd probably say something.
他真这么说吗 好吧 Ha, ha. Oh, did he? Oh, okay.
-很好 可以走了吧 -好好 走吧 - Neat. Should we go? - Yeah, yeah, let's go.
去吃点东西 Yeah, let's get some dinner.
我饿死了 都饿了一小时了 I'm super hungry. It's been like an hour.
听说你刚搬到亚特兰大 So l hear you just moved to Atlanta.
对 Yep.
-你认识皮特多久了 -高中同学 - How long have you known Pete for? - High school.
天哪 Oh, wow.
谢谢 Oh, thank you.
我跟艾丽森是大学时候认识的 I've known Alison since college.
我们在同一个女生联谊会 We were in a sorority together.
-你的车在哪儿 -在这儿 - Where's your car? - Right here.
拿着 Here you go.
来吧 Come on.
抓紧我 我可没有别的意思 Hold on tight. I promise I won't read into it.
-我这身行头骑不起摩托车 -你说什么 -I'm not really dressed for 40-mile-an-hour-- -What?
我穿的这一身 骑不了摩托车 I'm not really dressed for 40-mile-an-hour winds.
对不起 我... Sorry. I just--
你看 我根本就不能 You know, I don't even think
腿跨不过去 所以... I could really get my leg up over it, so....
不过可以坐我的车 But I'll drive.
我的车就在这儿 新的 我还没开过瘾呢 My car's right here. And it's new, so l love driving it.
-看着挺不错的 -谢谢 - It's a sweet ride. - Thanks.
上车吧 Hop in.
好了 All right.
那么 我们去哪里 So where shall we go?
你在哪儿订了位子 Uh, where did you make the reservations?
你说会去订的 结果没订吗 That you said you were gonna make. You didn't make them?
-我说了吗 -没事 随便吧 - I said that? -It's cool. Whatever.
对 没关系 我们随便去哪间都可以 我无所谓 Yeah, it's cool. We can go anywhere, I don't care.
我们...去你喜欢的吧 We can-- You pick it.
找张桌子坐下来就好 We'll grab a table and we'll just slide right in.
好吧 五号咖啡厅怎么样 你去过吗 Okay. Well, how about CaféFive? You ever been there?
-听着不错 -我学烹饪时候的一个朋友是... -Sounds good. -My friend from culinary school is the--
靠边 这屁股太大了 Pull over, that ass is too fat
-手机铃声而已 -我知道 - It's just my cell phone. - I figured.
-你可以接 -不不 听留言好了 - You can answer it if you-- - No, no, it'll go to voicemail.
好吧 Okay.
那个 我刚刚说到 Yeah, well, I was just saying
我学烹饪时候的一个朋友 现在是... my friend from culinary school is actually the--
你还是接了吧 没事 You know what? Go ahead, just answer it, it's fine.
-我...等等没事 -好 这有点太吵了 - I'm-- I can wait. - All right. Yeah. It's a little too loud.
是你呀 Hey, you.
你知道 我总是在忙 Well, you know me, always in the middle of something.
好 行 好 十一点吗 Yeah, okay, yeah. Eleven?
那个 不如十点半吧 Yeah. You know what? Why don't we make it 10:30?
很好 很好 一会儿见 All right. All right, later.
好 Okay.
对不起 我...我有个朋友病了 I'm sorry, it's a.... it's a sick friend.
其实 我们也不是非这样不可 You know, we don't have to do this.
真的吗 Really?
-好的 -天哪 你真的走吗 - Okay. -Oh, my God, are you serious?
有话直说吧 Okay, let's be honest.
你一见到我就不喜欢我 You knew the moment you saw me you didn't like me.
可我们共同的密友撮合我们 But our mutual friends set this up,
我们是不是看在他们的份上... so I think we owe it to them to--
干什么 闲扯几个小时吗 To what, spend a few hours faking small talk?
往好里说 我们酒后乱性 Look, best case, we get drunk and we hook up.
你这什么人啊 What kind of an asshole are you?
听着 我只想在周末找点乐子 Look, it's a Saturday night. I just wanna have some fun.
我可以去看看那个生病的朋友 你可以 I can go see my sick friend, and you can go do...
随便干点什么你想在周末干的事 ...whatever it is you like to do on a Saturday night.
看起来你挺喜欢看书 那就去看书吧 You look like you read. You can go read a book.
-写写博客 -写博客? 好 你听着 -Do you blog? -Do my blog? Okay. You know what?
让我来告诉你 If you wanted to ensure that
怎样才能不搞砸一个好好的夜晚 那就是 this wasn't gonna be a lousy night, here's a tip:
别迟到一小时 还有别当着我打偷情电话 Don't show up an hour late, and don't make a booty call in front of me.
-她病了 -是啊 - She's sick. - Oh, right.
那你可得用你的魔力大鸡鸡去治愈她 Were you going to heal her with your magic penis?
好吧 Okay.
很好 要是你想约会 我们就约会吧 Fine. If you wanna go out, we'll go out--
老天 当然不要 Oh, my God, no.
我才不要跟你去约会 你疯了吗 I'm not going out with you now. What are you, crazy?
滚出我的车 滚出我的宝马 Get out of my car. Get out of my Smart car.
-真不懂皮特和艾丽森怎么想的 -我也是 - I don't know what Pete and Alison were thinking. - Me neither.
艾丽森 我的天 你只有一个办法来补偿我 Alison, oh, my God. The only way you can make this up to me...
就是向我保证永远都不用见到他 ...is if you promise I never have to see him again.
真的 你是我生命中最重要的女人 Really, you are like the most important woman in my life...
艾丽森就像我亲姐妹 ...and Alison is the sister I never had.
我好爱你 我为你和皮特感到高兴 And I love you so much, and I'm so grateful for you and Peter.
看梅瑟在后面干什么 Look at Mess. in back.
我们所知道的生活
我刚刚想说的是 我真的为你感到高兴... Anyway, I was just trying to say how excited I am for you--
我爱你 艾丽森 I love you. Alison.
梅瑟 该我发言 Messer, it's my turn.
该我发言 你刚刚已经说过了 It's my turn. You already gave your speech.
-你是伴娘吗 -是 - Are you maid of honor? - Yes.
你们能换个位置吗 我想你在新娘旁边 Can we switch you guys out? I need you next to the bride.
就站在你们中间 Get right in here with you guys.
别碰我 我就知道你会这样 Don't touch me. I knew you were gonna do that.
别碰我 别怂恿他 Don't touch me. Don't encourage him.
停下 上帝啊 快停下 Stop it. I swear to God. Stop.
对不起 我不能站在他旁边 I'm sorry, I can't stand next to him.
大家好 现在是节日派对 霍丽 本 Hey, guys. Here we are at the holiday party. Holly, Ben.
给你 Here you go.
第一次约会怎么样啊 How's that first date going, guys?
到底发生了些什么 告诉我 I mean, what really happened? Tell me.
梅瑟 梅瑟 Yo, Mess. Mess.
-她要做正事 -兄弟 兄弟 - She has work to do. - Dude. Dude.
-帮我 拿下摄像机 -给我摄像机 - Help me. Take the camera. - Give me the camera.
看看这个 Whoa, check it out.
来 看看艾丽森肚子里的宝宝 Come here. Look at Alison's bun in the oven.
小宝宝 请让让 亲爱的来 Bun in the oven. Excuse me, guys. All right? Honey?
看看 看看 Well, well, look at that.
-我的女儿 -快了快了 - She's my daughter. - Won't be long now.
别压我肚子 Don't squeeze the belly.
霍丽 这是什么 Hey, Holly. What's this?
[槲寄生 圣诞节习俗 站在其下的人要求亲吻不能拒绝]
来 圣诞节亲吻 来亲亲 Come on, just a little Christmas kiss. Just give him a--
很好 圣诞节快乐 Great. Yay, happy holidays.
你个混蛋 You are an asshole.
你好 小宝宝 Hi, baby girl.
你好 我的天哪 Hi. Oh, my gosh.
宝贝 Baby.
等下 梅瑟 我才抱了一会儿 Hold on, Messer, I just got her.
-她在和霍丽阿姨玩 -兄弟 - She's with Aunt Holly now. - Dude.
-小心 梅瑟 轻点 -我抱住了 我抱住了 - Careful, Messer. Gently. - I got her. I got her.
-老公 -我玩玩而已 - Honey. - I'm just playing.
-这不好玩 -没事的 - It's not funny. - She's fine.
她像个小足球一样 She's like a little football.
别这样行吗 梅瑟 梅瑟 Would you stop it? Messer. Messer.
-好吧 -停下 我说真的 - Okay. - Stop it, seriously.
猫猫生小猫 Cats have kittens
狗狗生小狗 Doggies have pups
马儿养育漂亮的小马驹 Horses have pretty foals
绵羊生羊羔 And sheep have lambs
牛生小牛 你一定不知道 Cows have calves and I bet you didn't know
大象也有象宝宝 That elephants have calves too
狮子和豹子有幼兽 Lions and leopards have cubs
生生不息 Which is the proper thing for them to do
你再这么玩她就该吐了 她正处在呕吐期 She's gonna blow if you keep doing that. She's in a puking phase.
不会的 她可喜欢了 No, she loves it.
她可喜欢了 对吧 苏菲 She loves it, don't you, Soph?
你是唯一能让我刮胡子的姑娘 知道不 You're the only girl I'll ever shave for. You know that?
说到姑娘 丽兹怎么没来 Speaking of, why didn't Liz come?
我以为你们是来真的 I thought you were getting serious.
没 我们几个礼拜前分手了 搞不下去 No, we ended that a few weeks ago. It wasn't working out.
-怎么回事 -不知道 - What happened? - I don't know.
就觉得我们大概不是能白头到老那种 I just didn't see us on that long march towards death together.
是我的错 我以为你很喜欢她 Oh, my bad. I thought you liked this girl.
是你这么想 我只是觉得她很辣 That was you. I just thought she was hot.
亲爱的 别忘了给安装工人小费 Honey, don't forget to tip the castle guys.
他们来晚了 那城堡是我安上的 They show up late and made me do the work.
不过 当然 我还是要付小费 But, sure, let's tip the castle guys.
所以我带苏菲去这个新的社区诊所 So I started taking Sophie to this new family practice.
那儿有个医生 很帅呢 There's this doctor there. He's so cute.
都赶上我的偶像安德森·库珀了 I may have finally replaced my Anderson Cooper crush.
安德森·库珀 美国记者 主持人 作家 艾美奖得主
-总之 我发现他没有结婚戒指 -让开 - Anyway, l noticed no ring... - Scoot.
我就开始跟他的护士闲聊 ...so I started a conversation with his nurse.
-不要 -我装作很喜欢她的美甲 - No. - I pretended to like her nails.
不 我们说过不搞这种相亲 No. We agreed to a moratorium on setups.
你怎么知道你不会喜欢他 How do you know you won't like him?
因为你这红娘的眼光是史上最糟的 You have the worst setup track record ever.
-比如说 -商场小偷 牙套男 -Like who? -The shoplifter. Adult-braces guy.
难以置信 你还记着这些 Unbelievable. You're still holding that over me.
我还没说你07年那次梅瑟惨败战 I'm not even gonna get into the Messer Debacle of '07.
那是皮特的主意 我当时都不怎么认识他 Well, that was Peter. I hardly even knew him then.
你起码知道他自称捣蛋鬼 还有你是我最好的朋友 You knew he called himself Messer. And you're my best friend.
你可不能做那种 You can't be like those
看我没结婚就乱点鸳鸯的女人 women who judge me because l don't wear a ring.
我不是 I'm not.
所以 你只管生漂亮宝宝 In the meantime, you keep having gorgeous babies...
我拿这些东西来宠坏他们 ...and I will keep spoiling them with this.
说真的 这比我婚礼蛋糕还好 Seriously, that's better than my wedding cake.
-婚礼蛋糕也是我做的 -那个有点太干 - I made your wedding cake. - It was a little dry.
小孩在里面玩的时候 不要让大人进来 Don't let any fat grown-ups in while the kids are inside.
你们在吸大麻吗 Have you guys been smoking marijuana?
-这是非法的 -你明显嗨了 -That's illegal. -You're stoned.
你藏什么 给我看看 What are you holding? Let me see it.
快点 你想我叫警察来吗 Come on, you want me to call the cops?
拜托不要 我爸是个牧师 Please don't. My dad's a pastor.
我没收了 下次再这样 你们就麻烦大了 All right, I'm taking this. Next time, you guys are gonna be trouble.
-现在你们滚吧 -那可是 - Now go on, get out of here. - That's--
-快点离开这儿 -离开这儿 - Go on, get out of here. - Get out of here!
-那可是我花钱买的 -就不该买 - I bought that stuff. - Totally unacceptable.
晕晕乎乎地送上门来 Delivery kids show up stoned out of their minds.
-还用得着卖大麻的吗 -你现在不是有身份的人了吗 - Who needs a dealer? - Aren't you respectable now?
放轻松 一年一度 在适当时候... Relax. Once a year, under the right circumstances...
...艾丽森和我也想回味下青春岁月 ...Alison and I like to relive our youth.
-一年一度吗 -对 - Once a year? - Yeah--
-是呀 一年一度 -好吧 也许一年两度 - Yeah, right. Once a year. - All right, maybe twice a year.
想玩吗 来 来 Wanna go? Come on, come on.
梅瑟 别使劲颠她 Messer, do not bounce her too much.
没事 她喜欢呢 看看 She's fine. She loves it, look at her.
-梅瑟 我是提醒你 -拜托 没关系 - Mess, l'm warning you. - Come on, she's fine.
天哪 她... Oh, my God. She--
我的天 Oh, my God.
别担心 苏菲 Don't worry, Sophie,
你又不是第一个看到梅瑟叔叔就吐的姑娘 you're not the first girl to throw up on Uncle Messer.
苏菲 看 看 那就叫尖酸刻薄 Hey, Sophie, look. Look, that's what bitter looks like.
梅瑟 去皮特的衣橱 Messer, go up to Peter's closet
拿件衣服换了 一会儿该有人来了 and grab something before everyone gets here.
-为什么 几点了 -十一点 -Why, what time is it? -It's 11 .
不过对于梅瑟来说才十点 Though it's only 10 in Messer time.
你居然已经起床了 You know, I'm surprised you're even up.
你做爱的时候也掐着表 对吧 You keep your watch on during sex, don't you?
至少我没有到哪儿都带着棒球帽 At least I don't wear my baseball cap everywhere.
摘下来没事 我们都知道你秃顶 You can take it off now, Messer. We all know about the receding hairline.
这叫美人尖 什么秃顶 It's a widow's peak. I don't have a receding hairline.
今天宝宝生日 停战一天 来喝一杯 Hey, baby's birthday. Neutral corners. Take a glass.
第一次庆生 你可以脱帽拍照吧 First birthday, you can take your hat off for pictures.
-没错 -大家来之前 - There it is. - Before everyone gets here...
我们为苏菲最爱的两个人干一杯 ...we wanted to toast Sophie's two favorite people.
你们也是我们最好的朋友 And our best friends.
我们能熬过她的第一年 We made it through her first
你们功不可没 year with most of our sanity thanks to you guys.
-我们爱你们 -你在哭吗 - We love you guys. - Are you crying?
母亲的眼泪 Mother's cry.
-太好了 保姆来了 -你为什么要找保姆 我俩都在 - Thank god, the babysitter's here. - Why do you need a babysitter? We're both here
因为她是个天才 Because she's a genius.
万一苏菲要闹了 只有她能让她安静下来 When Sophie goes nuclear, she the only one who can calm her down.
-我们管这叫宝宝密语 -宝宝密语啊 - We call her the baby whisperer. - Oh, the baby whisperer, huh?
-她正不正 -超正的 - Hey, is she hot? - Totally hot.
-你什么毛病啊 -大伙 这是艾米 - What's wrong with you? - Hey, everybody, this is Amy.
-你好 艾米 -看看这是谁 - Hello, Amy. - Look who's here.
苏菲 Sophie.
我们去换衣服 好吗 Let's go get you changed, hm?
谢谢 Thank you.
你说真的吗 她会宝宝密语 Are you serious? That's the baby whisperer?
当然 要是她再大一点 Really, if she was old
能跟皮特上床 我就被休了 enough to have sex with Peter, I'd be obsolete.
你不会被休的 宝贝 You'll never be obsolete, babe. Come here.
天哪 你能站远点吗 一股呕吐味 Oh, my God. Could you step away? You reek of baby puke.
是吗 Oh, really?
-就是 离我远点 -抱歉了 - You do. Get away from me. - Excuse me.
你们以前见过 You've all met before.
你见过 记得苏菲吗 You met before. Remember Sophie?
真不敢相信你们都四个孩子了 I can't believe you guys have four now.
-她有伤口吗 -当然 从头到脚 - Did she have any tearing? - Oh, yeah, stem to stern.
他们像切龙虾一样剖开她 They had to crack that woman open like a lobster.
等等 等等 小姐 你是筹备人吗 Excuse me. Excuse me, miss, are you the caterer?
对 我是艾丽森的朋友 Yes, and Alison's friend.
好 你过来坐这儿 Okay, because you need to come and sit here.
行吗 你得马上过来 坐下 Okay? You need to come over here right now and sit down.
你有大麻烦了 Someone is in trouble...
因为你做的菜好吃死了 ...because you make food to die for.
谢谢 Thank you.
-我大学的时候可是个真正的运动员 -是吗 - I was a real jock back in college. - Yeah?
短跑选手 A sprinter.
-真的吗 -对 40米跑4.2秒 - Really? - Yeah, ran a 4.2 40.
-真快呀 -没错 很快 - Wow, that's fast. - Yeah, it's fast.
这我才追到她 不然她应该能当宾夕法尼亚小姐了 How else do you think l snagged Miss Pennsylvania here?
-谁在说我呢 -她来了 - Who's talking about me? Okay. - Oh, here she is.
先别玩 这位是谁 你好 我是贝丝 Okay, that's good for now. So who is this? Hi, I'm Beth.
-梅瑟 -很高兴认识你 - Messer. - Nice to meet you.
-很高兴认识你 -我们之前没见过 - Nice to meet you. - We have not met before.
不然我该记得这张俊脸 I would remember this face of his.
要是你有位爱侣 If you've got a loving partner,
你能度过一切难关 斯考特 you can get through anything. Hey, Scott!
-来 我...-斯考特 - Yeah, I'm-- - Scott!
-拿着 等等 -斯考特 - Hold that. Hold on. - Hey, Scott.
-我正要喂孩子 -好 - I was trying to get the boys fed. - Okay.
我觉得科纳可能 I think Conner may have gotten
有点小麻烦 你知道的吧 himself into a little trouble, you know what I mean?
-好的 好的 -这是我的丈夫 斯考特 - Okay, okay. - This is my husband, Scott.
-你好 -很高兴见到你 我是霍丽 - Hi, how are you? - It's nice to meet you. Holly.
我把尿布放在了车里 Okay. I left those diapers in the car.
我们原来经常做爱 We used to have sex.
原来成天做爱 到处搞 We used to have sex all the time, you know, everywhere.
无处不搞 Everywhere.
后来小的要奶 大的又要睡觉 Then the baby needs to be fed, the kids need to be asleep...
孩子晚上睡不好 ...and they have to have
白天会搞得你精疲力尽 slept the night before or else you're exhausted.
-你好 我是泰德的妻子 凯利 -残了 - Hi, I'm Ted's partner, Gary. - Busted.
实际上 我还在单身 我... No, I'm actually single, I'm....
-一个人自在 -好 好 - It's just me. - Okay, okay.
你的肉和芝士都做得这么好吃 Well, you serve good meats and cheeses.
-我们刚才也说到了吧 -谢谢 - I think we were all talking about that. - Thank you.
这很厉害 我觉得有一技之长是不错的 That's something. I think that's good to have as a skill.
-这是你卷的吗 -是我 - Did you wrap those? - Yes, I did.
看看 她还会做肉卷 我绝不碰肉 Look at that. She wraps. I don't touch meat.
除了用嘴唇 Only with my lips.
生日快乐 亲爱的苏菲 Happy birthday, dear Sophie
祝你生日快乐 Happy birthday to you
我想给苏菲和她的教父教母拍张照 Guys, l want a picture of Sophie with her godparents.
好的 Okay.
-太棒了 -她看上去很兴奋 - Amazing. - She looks excited.
要拍了 Picture.
好 数到三就说 "梅瑟有个美人尖" All right, on three say, "Messer has a widow's peak."
一 二... One, two....
-茄子 -苏菲 - Cheese. - Sophie.
玩得开心吗 要不要蛋糕 Is it a good party? You want some cake?
春季
你要吃个迟到的早餐吗 You wanna get a late breakfast?
不 不行 过一个小时有比赛 我得洗个澡 No, I can't. I got a game in an hour. I gotta go shower.
-你确定吗 -是 我确定 这儿有咖啡 - Mm. Are you sure about that? - Yeah, I'm sure. There's coffee.
杯子在碗橱里 Oh, and mugs are in the cabinet.
-看着很好吃 -还没做好呢 - Ooh. This looks delicious. - It's not ready.
-只吃一小口 -面包屑太细了 - I'm just taking a bite. - The crumb is too fine.
-我不应该用锡兰肉桂 -我的天 - I should've gone with Ceylon cinnamon. - Oh, my God.
-桂皮完全不对 -你是个天才 真的 - Cassia's just wrong. - You're a genius. You are.
你有时候水平两极分化 不过的确是个天才 You may be bipolar, but you're a genius.
我发誓 我要吃得渣都不剩 I swear, l would eat them out of the trash.
-真的 太好吃了 -那不好吃 - I would, they're so good. -That's nasty.
放养火鸡来了 Hey, Free-Range Turkey's here.
你去哪儿 看 我就知道 Where you going? See, l knew it.
他每次来你就这样 You do this every time he comes in.
-我就知道你激动了 -我只是尽职尽责 - I know you get excited. - I'm just trying to be responsible.
让我来吧 谢谢 I'm gonna take over here. Thank you.
约翰逊老爹来的时候你怎么没这么尽职尽责 You don't act like this when Old Man Johnson comes in.
-别自作聪明 去做你的曲奇 -好吧 - Don't be a smart-ass. Go fix your cookies. - Okay.
让我猜猜 Let me guess.
-放养火鸡棍包吗 -我成常客了 - Free-range turkey on baguette? - I'm getting predictable, huh?
也可以说是可以信赖的客人 Well, I like to think of it as dependable.
你都买了三十五个一样的三明治 It's been 35 of the same sandwich.
-你在数吗 -左右 三十五个左右 - Hm. You're counting? - Ish. Thirty-five-ish.
你知道 餐牌上还有 You know, there are other things
别的品种 要是你想试试 on the menu if you'd like to try something else.
-推荐一下 -好 很好 太好了 - Surprise me. - Okay. All right, great.
-你喜欢牛角包吗 -喜欢 - Do you like croissants? - I do, yeah.
很好 那我就推荐这个 Good, then I've got just the thing.
你为什么不穿一件 How come you don't wear one
他们那种有名字的白大褂呢 of those white coats with your name on it?
那我就知道你名字了 So l'd know what it is.
-我叫霍丽 -霍丽 我是桑姆 - It's Holly. - Holly. Sam.
-很高兴认识你 -我们已经认识了三十五个三明治了 - Nice to meet you. - We met 35 sandwiches ago.
现在是三十六个 Thirty-six now.
-谢谢 那是小费 -谢了 - Thanks. Keep the change. - Oh, thanks.
您可以把名片丢到这个碗里 Sure you don't wanna throw your card in the bowl?
中奖者能得到一顿免费的午餐 Winner gets a free lunch.
我请你共进晚餐怎么样 How about a free dinner on me?
淡定淡定 等他出门了再拿 Be cool, be cool. Let him get out the door. Damn.
-行了 -好 不会吧 - Go. - Okay. Oh, no.
哪个是他的 这个是本杰明 这有个桑姆 Which one was it? Okay, that's a Benjamin. Oh, there's a Sam.
我帮你选一个 I could pick one for you.
这城市究竟有多少个叫桑姆的人 How many Sams are there in this city?
亚特兰大老鹰队想从另一侧进攻 And the Atlanta Hawks trying to work it out over the other side.
大家加油 打起点精神 Come on, people, let's bump up the energy.
这是场精彩的比赛 加油 七号镜头准备 It's an exciting game here. Come on. Ready 7.
-他进球了 -转到七号 - And he scores. - Go 7.
西蒙 给我投篮命中率数据 Simon, I need shooting percentages.
八号准备 镜头推进 Ready 8. Let's zoom in on 8.
继续继续 停 转八号 More, more, more. Yep, right there. Go 8.
二号准备 转二号 六号准备 六号去哪了 Ready 2. And go 2. Ready 6. Where's my 6?
老鹰队准备反攻了 我们应该待在后场 The Hawks are about to press. We should stay in the backcourt.
传球成功 毕比抢断成功传给了下路的史密斯 ...pass inbound. Stolen by Bibby to Smith underneath.
干得不错 梅瑟 Nice. Good call, Mess.
西蒙 我说过我要投篮命中率数据 Simon, I asked for shooting percentages.
快点 人丑脑子臭 快 Let's go. You're too ugly not to be smarter. Come on, let's go.
-我恨他恨得牙痒痒 -四号准备 -I hate him so much. - Ready 4.
要我做伪证说他谋杀我也愿意 I wanna frame somebody's murder on him, you know?
-指纹 犯罪现场都行 -怎么了 西蒙 - Fingerprints, scene of the crime. - What's that, Simon?
投篮命中率数据马上就好 头 Shooting percentages coming up, sir.
你好 桑姆 我是法朗奇面包店的霍丽·贝伦森 Hi, Sam, this is Holly Berenson from Fraiche.
今天您在免费午餐活动碗留了名片 I think you left your card in my bowl today for the free lunch.
希望是你 I hope you did,
因为这个星期有四个桑姆放了名片 because you're one of four Sams who did this week.
如果是你的话 你下午约我那事我答应 And if it is you and you asked me out, I accept.
-如果 -喂 - If it's-- - Hello?
-喂 -你找我丈夫干嘛 - Hello? - Why are you calling my husband?
对 你是他妻子 当然是了 Right, you're his wife. Of course.
我们已经幸福的结婚了 We're very happily married.
我明白你们幸福的结婚了 I understand that you're happily married.
真的 我没别的意思 真对不起 Really, I didn't mean anything by it. I'm so sorry. Okay.
保重 不好意思了 You take care. I'm sorry.
-你好 桑姆 -是的 我是萨曼莎 - Hi, Sam? - Yes, Samantha.
萨曼莎 你是萨曼莎 不好意思 我打错 Oh, Samantha. Oh, it's a Samantha. I'm sorry, I have the wrong--
也许没错 你单身吗 Maybe not. You single?
我是单身 是的 I am single, yes.
你好 桑姆·尼尔森 桑姆·尼尔森医生 Hi, Sam Nelson. Dr. Sam Nelson.
我是法朗奇面包店的霍丽·贝伦森 This is Holly Berenson from Fraiche...
真心希望您就是下午的那个桑姆 ...and I am really hoping that you're the Sam I talked to today.
如果不是 我就彻底没戏了 If not, I'm screwed
因为您是把名片放进碗里 because you're the last Sam who put his card in the bowl
最后一个桑姆先生了 for a free lunch.
不好意思 Oh, I'm sorry.
有电话 Call waiting.
喂 Hello?
是的 就是她 Yes, this is she.
不好意思 我找一位杨警官 Excuse me. I'm looking for an Officer Young.
警察在现场找到她的皮包 里面有张紧急联系卡 The officer at the scene found your name and number...
在那上面找到了你的名字和号码 ...on an insurance contact card in her wallet.
现在我们需要直系亲属的联系方式 Now, we need numbers for the nearest next of kin.
你能提供一些吗 Can you supply those?
可以 皮特的爸爸 Yeah. Pete's dad, um....
那车是怎么翻的 是因为撞到什么 How did you say the car flipped? It flipped when it hit the...?
你确定不需要坐下来吗 Are you sure you wouldn't like to sit down?
他们有个小女孩 They have a baby girl.
苏菲 她当时在车上吗 她也和他们一起在车上吗 Sophie. Was she in the car? Was she in the car with them?
没有 一个未成年人在照顾她 No. She was in the care of a minor,
车祸发生的时候 她和保姆在一起 a babysitter, at the time of the accident.
所以我们晚上把她安置在了孩童保服部 So the officers placed her with CPS for the night.
-她现在很好 -孩童保服部 - She's perfectly fine. - CPS?
孩童保护服务部 Child Protective Services.
他们会处理类似这样的情况 Where they take cases like this.
怎样的情况 Cases like this?
孤儿 Orphaned children.
梅瑟 Messer.
不不不 我不明白今晚为什么不能看她 No, no, no. I just don't understand why we can't see her tonight.
不行 女士 我不管你们有什么规定 现在... No, ma'am, I don't care about your protocol. This is--
行 我会用这个号码 是的 Yes, I will be here at this number. Yes.
他们让我们明早八点后等通知 They won't do anything, not till 8 a.m. tomorrow.
好的 她一定没事的 Okay, okay. I'm sure that she's fine.
我们今晚就待在这吧 You know, why don't we sleep here tonight?
搞不好他们明早会提前通知 是吧 That way we're here if they call early. All right?
-好 -你就睡客房吧 - Okay. - Why don't you take the guest bedroom?
好吧 你也可以睡他们的卧室 Okay, you can take their room if you want.
不用了 我就在这睡 No, thank you. I'll sleep over here.
-明早见 -行 - See you in the morning. - Okay.
-谢了 梅瑟 -不用 - Thanks, Messer. - Okay.
有谁打电话了吗 Anyone call?
只有他们的律师 Just their lawyer.
他正赶过来 想跟我们谈谈 He's coming over now. He wants to talk to us.
显然现在对你们来说很不好受 I'm sure this is a very difficult time for you, obviously.
事务所的所有人都很想念皮特 Everyone at the firm, we will miss Peter very much.
现在你们肯定会有很多疑问 Now, you must have many questions.
苏菲是我们现在最担心的 Well, Sophie. I think that's who we're both thinking of.
-是的 -她现在该怎么办 - Yes. - What will happen to her now?
她我已经安排好了 Okay, well, I have already arranged for her transfer.
她所在的寄养家庭会带她去孩童保服所 The foster family she was with will bring her to CPS.
他们觉得她在自己熟悉的环境生活会更好 They feel she'll adjust best in her own environment...
所以首先需要把她领回来 ...so first she needs to be picked up and brought here.
行 谁去领 Okay, and who does that?
不好意思 艾丽森和皮特有和你们说过 I'm sorry, did Alison and Peter
苏菲的监护安排吗 talk to you about their guardianship arrangements?
-没有 -没有 - No. - No.
准备遗嘱的时候 Well, in preparing their will,
我们有讨论如果他们万一发生不测 we talked about who would take care of Sophie...
谁来照顾苏菲 ...in the unlikely event that they should both die...
他们选择了你们 ...and they named you.
两个 Both of you.
-什么 -什么 - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
他们选我们两个一起吗 They picked us together?
这可能不是你们想组建家庭的方式 I'm sure this isn't exactly how you wanted to start a family.
这一定有误会 我们没有结婚 There's been a misunderstanding. We are not married.
没有没有 他们曾试过安排我们相亲 No, no no. They tried to set us up on a blind date,
但我们甚至都没撑到一起去吃饭 and we never made it to the restaurant.
-我都不知道那算不算个约会 -他太混蛋了 - I don't even know if you'd call it a date. - He was such a dick.
我知道现在你们很难接受 I know this is overwhelming.
相信我 我也曾向他们建议不要这样 Okay, and believe me, I tried to advise them against it.
但这是他们的选择 你们没得选择 But there are options. You can say no.
这事关重大 这是一个孩子 Because this is a big deal. This is a child.
是一份巨大的承诺 Big commitment.
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
我的老天 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
-不好意思 -其他方案呢 - Sorry. - Options.
你提到有其他方案 You mentioned that there were some other options?
有 还有皮特的父亲 Yes. We have Peter's father.
-太好了 我觉得他非常适合 -还有 - Oh. Perfect. He'd be perfect, I think. - There you go.
几个表兄妹 And there's a few cousins.
-不好意思 我想打断一下 -表兄妹也能 - You know what, I'm sorry, can I stop you there? - Cousins are always...
好的 Yeah.
如果我们中的一个 自愿 What if one of us, on our own, by ourselves...
选择尊重艾丽森和皮特的遗愿会怎么样 ...chose to honor Alison and Peter's wishes on our own?
或我们两个 假设的话 Or both of us, hypothetically.
他们指定了你们 所以我只需安排一个听证会 They named you, so I just set up a court hearing...
从法律上确立你们的临时监护权就行了 ...to grant you temporary custody, and that's it.
至于经济方面 Now, the finances...
他们的存款能支付按揭 但仅此而已 ...the estate will cover the mortgage, but that's about it.
他们存款不多 They didn't have much in the way of savings.
这房子是艾丽森母亲去世后 They bought this house as an investment
作为投资买的 after Alison's mother passed away.
但我们先别管其他的好吗 But, you know, let's not get ahead of ourselves, okay?
先解决苏菲的问题 Let's just focus on Sophie.
-好 -对 - Yes. - Right.
所以我建议你们两个 So I suggest the two of you
暂时先搬过来住 为了苏菲 move in here in the interim, for Sophie.
你想让我们两个住一起 You want us to live together?
是的 暂时的 为了苏菲 Yeah. For Sophie, for now.
直到你们想出别的更好的办法 Until you decide what you wanna do.
但住这是最好的 But it's best.
行了 在这签字 贝伦森小姐 Okay. Sign here, Ms. Berenson.
这里 梅瑟先生 And here, Mr. Messer.
-谢谢 -她来了 - Thank you. - Oh, there she is.
小宝贝 Hi, sweet girl.
宝宝 见到你真好 Oh, honey, it's so good to see you.
好了 没事了 I know, I know.
没事了 看 谁来了 I know. Hey, look. Hey, look.
要梅瑟叔叔抱抱吗 这里 梅瑟叔叔在这里 You want Uncle Messer? Here. There's Uncle Messer.
天啊 我们得带她回家 Oh, God. Okay. We should get her home.
他们绝对没想清楚 They definitely didn't think this through.
我们要约定一个起居时间表 We need to establish a sleep schedule.
-这很重要 -什么 - It's very important. - What?
我觉得 I guess.
-你说什么 -我说他们没搞清楚这件事 - What did you say? - I said they didn't think this through.
皮特有跟你说过什么吗 或艾丽森 Did Peter say anything to you? Or Alison?
-他们没跟我说过半句 -没有 - 'cause they didn't tell me anything. - Nope.
这种事怎么会忘了先跟我们通个气 This is not the kind of thing you forget to mention.
梅瑟 你看那场比赛了吗 科比用假动作晃过那家伙 "Hey, Mess, you see that game where Kobe put the juke on that dude...
然后拦住了那个后仰跳投射手 ...then hit the fadeaway jumper?
顺便说一句 如果我死了 我孩子留给你 Oh, and by the way, if I die, I'm gonna leave you with my kid."
-太不靠谱了 -艾丽森喜欢计划 - It's messed up. - Alison was a planner.
我们是计划的一部分 We are part of a plan.
你想跟我详细解释解释这个计划吗 You wanna walk me through this plan?
我们要一起住在这吗 Are we supposed to live in this house together?
合用这地方 都睡眠不足吗 Share the place, both sleep-deprived?
我觉得这就像个强制性的精神实验 Because I sounds like a compelling psych experiment.
而且还得我和你能负担起这地方 Assuming you and I can even afford to pay for this place.
唐恩说按揭不用愁 Dunn said the mortgage is covered.
那保养维修费呢 水电费 税款呢 Well, what about the upkeep? Or the utilities or the taxes?
你知不知道这地方开销有多大 You have any idea what the nut on the place like this?
皮特是一家律师事务所的小股东 Peter was a junior partner at a law firm.
我赚不了那么多 I don't make this kind of cash.
你呢 烤大麦饼为生吗 And what do you do? You bake scones for a living?
先生 我自主创业 现在经营得很好 I run a successful business, my sir. I do pretty well actually.
是吗 带孩子不像开面包店 Yeah? Well, running a baby is not like running a bakery.
我没那么说 I didn't say it was.
他们会搞得乱七八糟 到处撒尿 They're a mess. They pee on things.
咬东西 他们其实就是狗 They bite. They're basically dogs.
而且狗还不会去舔电源插孔 Except at least a dog knows not to lick the electrical sockets.
她醒了 她醒了 She's up. She's up.
-宝贝 嘿 -看哪个小懒虫醒了 - Okay, honey. Hey. Hi. - Hey. Hey, look at the sleepyhead.
-你好宝贝 -来了 - Hi, honey. - Here we go.
来抱抱 Hey, come here.
-不 先别抱 -为什么 - No, no, don't pick her up. - Why?
她得学着自我安抚 Because she needs to learn how to self-soothe.
-学什么 -自我安抚 自己安抚自己 - She needs to what? - Self-soothe. Soothe herself.
我刚看的 梅瑟 这很重要 I just read it, Messer. It's important.
给她点时间 Let's just give it a minute.
一切都很好 快乐的小女孩 Everything's okay. Happy, happy girl.
这样 我们来唱歌 唱歌 You know what? Let's just sing a song. We'll sing a song.
巴士的车轮转啊转 The wheels on the bus go round and round
转啊转 转啊转 Round and round Round and round
巴士的车轮转啊转 The wheels on the bus go round and round
一天到晚不停闲 All through the town
我不记得词了 The-- I don't know.
-基努·里维斯拯救了巴士 -很好 - And then Keanu Reeves saves the bus - Nice.
拯救了巴士拯救了巴士 Saves the bus Saves the bus
基努·里维斯拯救了巴士 And then Keanu Reeves saves the bus
-然后他就死了 -我编不出来了 - And then he dies - That's all I got.
他死了吗 管他的 Does he die? I don't know.
好 她可能是饿了 Okay. Maybe she's hungry.
我觉得她是饿了 我来喂她 I think she's hungry. I'm gonna feed her.
来 我们去吃东西 走 Come on, let's go eat. Come on.
不是让她自我安抚吗 I thought we weren't picking her up.
苏菲乖乖 我马上好了 坚持一下 Okay, Sophie girl, I'm almost done, hold on.
她不是美食评论家 她才一岁 She's not a food critic. She's a 1-year-old.
我不会让她随便吃 I'm not gonna feed her just anything.
我们今天会让你吃到东西的 苏菲 我保证 We're gonna feed you something today, Sophie, I promise.
尽量赶在你两岁之前 Hopefully before you're 2.
告诉我 So tell me,
苏菲会影响你遇到个男人 what does Sophie do to your dreams of ever meeting a guy...
然后生自己的小孩的梦想吗 你想过吗 ...and having your own baby? Thought about that?
像你这种年纪的女人 A woman your age already has a hard time
想找个像样的男的本来就不容易 competing for the few guys who don't suck.
不好意思 你刚是说像我这种年纪的女人吗 I'm sorry, did you just say a woman my age?
在约会界 没人觉得你还单身 In the dating world, you wouldn't be considered single.
你嘛 情况太复杂 他们承受不起 You know what you'd be? Complicated. Beyond complicated.
你根本不了解我 梅瑟 You don't know anything about me, Messer.
我了解你打不开防孩童开启的抽屉 Well, I know that you can't open a childproof drawer.
打开了 Oh. There it is.
你干嘛这么费劲的让我放弃照顾她 Why are you trying so hard to convince me not to help her?
我没有 我想做对她最好的事 I'm not trying to. I'm just trying to do what's best for her.
你是在做对你自己最好的事 You're trying to do what's best for you.
我是为了她好 I'm trying to do what's best for her.
行了 你知道吗 我们根本不在行 OK. You know what. We're not it.
他们爱苏菲 They loved Sophie
胜过世界上的任何东西任何人 more than anything in the entire world and out of everyone.
梅瑟 他们选了我们 Messer, they picked us.
他们选了我们 They picked us.
我来了 I'm coming.
看看是什么 你一定爱吃 Check this out. I think you're gonna love it.
开吃咯 准备好哦 Taste sensation. Ready?
不要吗 尝尝 苏菲 No? Come on. Just try it, Soph.
尝一口 你一定会爱吃的 Just try it. I think you're gonna love it.
就尝一口 Just try it.
来 苏菲 吃一口 Come on, Soph, give it a try.
吃一口吧 我见你吃过这类东西 Oh, please? I've seen you eat things like this.
你一定会喜欢的 来 I think you're gonna love it. Come on.
嗯 真好吃 真好吃 Mmm. Mmm. Yum, yum, yum.
真乖 好孩子 苏菲 There you go. Good girl, Soph--
你真觉得我们是最合适的人选吗 So you honestly think we're the best thing for her?
-他们以前招待得很棒 -没错 - Well, it was a beautiful service. - Yeah.
-不知道他们是这么认识的 -巴黎的事是吗 - I did not know that's how they met. - Oh, that story about Paris?
-你开玩笑吧 -真的 - Are you kidding me? - Yeah.
这孩子怎么办 有谁知道吗 What is gonna happen with the baby? Do we know?
-你没听说吗 -没有 - Oh, yeah, you didn't hear? - No.
他们指定了朋友 那个做烘焙的单身女孩 They named one of their friends, yeah. The single girl who bakes.
还有那个总散发 And the super-hot one that always smells,
迷人体香的超正帅哥 like, so good and sweaty.
-就那个男的 -有点意思 那他应该在这 - That guy. - That's interesting. So he'll be around.
迷人 迷人的体香是什么意思 "Good"? What do you mean, "Good and sweaty"?
妈妈 谢谢你过来 Mom, thank you for being here.
要没你真不知道该怎么办 I couldn't have done it without you.
不用谢 宝贝 You're welcome, honey.
能帮我再照看她一会吗 Do you mind watching her for another minute?
-我跟梅瑟说两句 亲戚们都在这 -好的 - I gotta talk to Messer. It's family members. - Okay.
梅瑟 Mess.
这里有很多亲戚 There's a lot of them.
我们只要找一个就行 Well, we just need to find one.
我听说你是皮特的表哥 So I understand you're Peter's cousins?
别爬那个 Hey, don't climb on that. Hey, hey.
-那是谁 泰勒吗 -梅森 - Who is that, Tyler? - Mason.
梅森 赶紧坐好 快点 Mason, take a seat right now. Let's go.
-八个孩子 -八个 你们有八个孩子吗 - Eight kids. - Eight kids? You guys have eight kids?
-九个 亲爱的 -九个 对 棒球队 - Nine, dear. - Nine, right. Baseball team.
-我为了艾丽森赶了回来 -谢谢 - I had to come for Alison. - Yeah, thank you.
-我在亚特兰大巡回演出 所以 -巡回演出 - And I was on tour through Atlanta, so.... -Oh, on tour.
请问你是在哪里表演呢 Are you performing anywhere that I would know?
今天在詹格夜总会 I'm dancing at Juggles tonight...
星期四到下周一去次级棒球联盟表演 ...and then Bush League Thursday through Monday.
很棒 真的很棒 Oh, how exciting. That's really exciting. Yeah.
祖孙相见真是太好了 It's really good for Sophie to get to see her grandfather.
她长得跟皮特一个模子 She looks just like Peter.
我觉得她跟您也是一个模子 I think she looks just like you.
您现在在迈阿密有房子吗 So you have a house in Miami now?
我们希望 Yeah, because we, you know, were hoping...
因为苏菲是您唯一的孙女 ...given that Sophie is your only grandchild, that....
最好是她能跟... Well, it seems to make the most sense that you'd be--
来来来 Okay, okay, okay.
苏菲 别别 快过来 Sophie, no, no, no. Over here.
真对不起 Oh, I am so sorry. Okay.
还好吗 好 You okay? Okay.
-没事了 -又能用啦 - Good as new. - Still breathing.
可以去有九个孩子那家 Well, we could go with the nine-kids family.
起码他们知道怎么养活一个孩子 I mean, they clearly know how to keep a child alive.
脱衣舞娘也还行 Stripper seemed nice.
爷爷绝对不行吗 And the grandpa's a definite no?
我们惨了 We're screwed.
下一个 苏菲·诺瓦克案 编号05893-01 Next case, the matter of Sophie Novak, Index Number 05893-01.
好 All right.
我看了你们递交的文件 还有遗嘱 I've read your submissions, along with the will.
既然你们被列为监护人 Given that you folks were named as guardians...
我没有任何理由来违背孩子父母的遗愿 ...I see no reason to countermand the parents' wishes.
然而 However, permit--
-别管了 -不行 - Just leave it. - No, no.
-会卡到地毯里面 -伙计们 行了 - They're gonna get ground into the carpet. - Guys, guys, okay.
别管那些饼干了 快站起来 Let's leave the Goldfish. What do you say we stand up?
-好的 -站起来 就放在那 - Okay. Okay. - Stand up. Leave them.
不好意思 Sorry.
-我等会再捡 -就 - I'll pick these up. - Just...
现在 我在此 Until that time, I hereby
同意将苏菲·克里斯蒂娜·诺瓦克的共同法定监护权 grant joint legal and physical custody...
授予霍丽·贝伦森和艾瑞克·梅瑟 ...of Sophie Christina Novak to Holly Berenson and Eric Messer.
就这样吗 你不用问我们什么吗 That's it? You're not gonna ask us anything?
你怎么知道我们是不是毒贩子或皮条客 How do you know we're not dealers or pimps?
-你们是毒贩子或皮条客吗 -不 法官 不是 - Are you drug dealers or pimps? - No, ma'am. No.
我们走吧 Let's go.
啪 行了 下一个 Boom. "Done, next case.
来 给你个小孩 不 带两个 正好有多余的 Here, take a kid. No, take two, we got extra."
那个让人抓狂苏菲最爱的那个鸭子在哪 Where is that stupid duck that she loves that drives me crazy?
我没搞明白 我一直很小心 有妞对我说 I don't get it, man. I've been good. Some chick says:
梅瑟 你可以不戴套 "Messer, you can forget the condom,"
我拒绝了 但我还是有了个小孩 I say no, and I still end up with a kid.
我们得制定一个时间表 我明天得上班 We need to figure out a schedule. I need to work tomorrow.
-你闻到了吗 -什么 - Do you smell that? - What?
她终于拉便便了 是吗 Oh, maybe she finally pooped.Did she?
是的是的 我觉得她 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think she--
什么 有那么夸张吗 What? It's not that bad.
噢 苏菲 Oh, Soph.
-这味道真怪是吧 -好 - It's a weird smell, right? - Okay.
开始吧 Go ahead.
什么 为什么是我 就因为我是女生吗 What? Why me? Because I'm the girl?
-对啊 -不 - Yeah. - No. Uh-uh.
我不会让以后换尿不湿的任务落在我头上 I am not changing diapers for the next two years.
-快去 -行 小意思 根本不 - Get in there. -Okay, fine. Easy. It's not that....
你可以在清单上把这一项打勾了 勾 Something you can take off the checklist. Check.
你在干嘛 What are you doing?
我不知道 这又不是解内衣 I don't know. It's not a bra that I'm taking off a chick,
这是给孩子脱纸尿裤 it's a diaper taking off a baby.
-这又不是什么尖端科技 -有说明书吗 - It's not rocket science. - Is there a box I can read?
把粘贴带撕了就行 Just take the tabs off.
看到这些粘贴带了吗 撕开就行 See those little tabs? Undo them.
天啊 别这样 你要把我搞吐了 Oh, God. Don't do that. You're gonna make me throw up.
里面像住着个贫民窟的百万富翁 It's like Slumdog Millionaire in there.
你搞得我要吐了 You're gonna make me throw up.
没吃多少怎么拉这么多 She didn't eat enough to produce that.
-沾到脚趾上了 -给我纸巾 - She's getting it in her toes. - Okay, give me the wipes.
再给我一张 Give me another one.
快点 把脚趾擦干净 Hurry. Get it out of her toes.
好一道大便盛宴 What, it's like a poop suit.
我去开门 Oh, I got it.
梅瑟 别扔我一个人在这 Messer. Don't leave me in here.
上帝啊 Oh, God.
饶了我的眼睛吧 Oh, it's burning my eyes.
我觉得这像个侦查任务 I'm getting the feeling this is a reconnaissance mission.
没人那么想 No one else is thinking that.
-你好 -你好 - Oh, hi. - Hi.
-你好 -你好 - Hi. - Hello.
-给你个惊喜 -你是那运动员 - Surprise. - The athlete.
-是的 还好吗 -"我的两个爸爸" - Yeah, how's it going? - My Two Dads.
-怎么样 伙计 -来了一帮人 - What's up, buddy? - Here comes the block.
什么事 What's going on?
给你带来一些菜肴诸如此类的东西 Just, you know, bringing you some covered dishes and whatnot.
新当父母 冰箱里需要有存货 New parents, gotta stock the fridge.
一盒 二盒 三盒 One, two, three.
仅此而已 哈哈 Just because. Ha, ha!
-请进 -真是意外 - Come on in. - Oh, how unexpected.
希望来的还算是时候 Hope it's not a bad time.
好了 看看 都清理干净了 Okay. Look at that, all clean.
嗨 邻居们来看望我们 带来了一些 Hey, the neighborhood watch is here. They brought us some--
怎么了 她现在很完美 功劳不属于你 What? She's perfect, no thanks to you.
霍丽 你有一个 Holly, you have a--
省省吧 梅瑟 你这个大懦夫 Save it, Messer. You big coward.
好吧 走 Okay. Come on.
-嗨 -真是个惊喜 - Hey. - What a surprise.
嗨 大家好 我们不知道你们要来 Hey, guys, we weren't expecting you.
真是个惊喜 What a surprise.
怎么了 What?
亲爱的 你脸上有坨屎 Sweetie, you have shit on your face.
-是的 -是啊 - So.... - Yeah.
-谁饿了 -我 - Who's hungry? - I am.
-吃这个 -我们应该大吃一顿吗 - This one. - Should we dive in?
-脸上还有一点 在右边 -闭嘴 - You got a little more, on the right. - Just shut up.
-好吧 -我发誓 - Okay. - I swear.
我只是想帮上忙 I'm just trying to help.
你们还好吗 看起来有点疲惫 You guys doing okay? You look a little tired.
可能是没睡的缘故 That would be the not sleeping.
-不显 -你们看起来不疲惫 - Doesn't show. - You don't look tired.
别担心 因为你们十年内都睡不好觉 Don't worry, because you're not gonna sleep for 1 0 years.
吃惊吧 Surprise.
而且 你永远适应不了孩子们的节奏 And you're never gonna get used to children's music.
-上帝 -不会 - Oh, God. - No.
如果我知道缤纷扭扭四人组在哪住 If l knew where The Wiggles lived,
我正想法弄清 and I'm working on it...
我会用Ak-47步枪谋杀他们 I would murder them with an AK-47.
-我很认真的 -没有一对刚当上父母 - I'm very serious. - No new parents--
我觉得我们谁都不知道在做什么 I don't think any of us knew what we were doing.
-没有头绪 -没有头绪 - Not a clue. - Not a clue.
我的意思是 我们用了九个月去准备 I mean, we had nine months to get ready
然而大半部分时间仍然弄得一团糟 and we still screw up about half the time.
-他当然了 -不 实际上我说的是我们 - He sure does. - No, I said "We," Actually.
你们知道吗 我要说点现实严肃的问题了 Do you know what? I'm gonna get real serious.
你们得做两手准备 You gotta get two things straight.
第一 找个看小孩的保姆 One, get a sitter.
-找个后援 -完全正确 - And a backup. - Absolutely.
-对 -第二 很重要 - Yeah. - Next, important:
纸巾永远都不够用 You can never have enough paper towels.
别在商店购物 And don't shop at shop now.
牛奶总是缺货 别买无香味的纸巾 They're always out of milk and don't carry unscented wipes.
儿童模特灵[药]要不染色的 When you order Motrin, get the dye-free.
不要塑料奶瓶 啜吮杯 或任何塑料产品 Oh, no BPAs. Sippy cups, any plastics.
你们不希望要那些化学物品的 You don't want those chemicals.
艾丽森想让苏菲去上"大货车幼儿园" Alison wanted Sophie to go to Big Wagon Preschool...
你们也许想要考虑一下捐款 ...so you may wanna think about making donations.
就像昨天 Like, yesterday.
也许我们应该写下来 Okay, maybe we should start to write this down.
就一口 就一口 就一口 One bite, one bite, one bite.
-这周 -不行 - The week. - Can't do that.
-你写的是我的名字 -我已经做过了 - You're writing my name. - I already did--
好了 苏菲 There we go. Okay, Sophie girl.
洗澡时间 洗澡时间 Your bath time, your bath time.
好了 往宝宝身上冲 Oh! Okay, get the baby.
-洗澡时间 洗澡时间 -好了 - Your bath time, your bath time. - All right.
好吧 这个怎么样 All right, how about that?
不喜欢 No?
这个怎么样 How about this one?
不喜欢 No?
帕特森转身投篮 Patterson with the turnaround.
太棒了 Yeah!
怎么了 你想看别的台吗 What? You wanna watch something else?
他射门了 He shoots--
不 没进 No, come on, missed the....
缤纷扭扭来啦 It's time to wiggle.
好了 There we go.
你还好吗 你还好吗 很好 对不起 You okay? You okay? Good. Okay. I'm sorry.
拜托了 Please?
-她一副大便脸 -什么意思 - She's making the poop face. - What do you mean?
大便脸 上帝 她要拉在浴池里了 Poop face. Oh, God, she's gonna poop in the tub.
快点 快点 她要拉我身上了 Hurry up, hurry up. She's gonna poop on me.
-我不知道怎么弄这个 -她要拉我身上了 - I don't know how to do this. - She's gonna poop on me.
你起开 起开 You know what? Move, move.
我来 给 抱着她 我来弄 Let me do it. Here. Just take her. I got it.
-我恨这东西 -这里有个闸口 拉这杆 - Come on. I hate this thing. - There's a latch. Pull the lever--
好了 别发火 抱歉 Okay. Don't start. Sorry.
不 不 不 别用那帽子 No, no, no, not the hat.
我的上帝 那是我的帽子 Oh, my God, that's my hat.
那是我的 我高中时就戴它了 That's my-- I've had that hat since high school.
-我会洗的 -是啊 很可笑 - I'll wash it. - Oh, yeah. Oh, it's funny.
是的 别笑了 别笑了 Yeah, laugh it off. Laugh it off.
好吧 真的很好笑 Okay, that's real funny.
上帝 Oh, God.
我觉得我们应该 Um, I think we should just....
-嗨 那是什么 -什么 - Hey, what is that? - What?
那个肿块 那是什么 That lump. What's that?
-那是她的肚脐 -不 那不是 - That's her bellybutton. - No, it's not.
肚脐不在那 几天前还没有呢 That wasn't there. That was not there a few days ago.
只是肚脐上的疤 不是吗 It's just an outie, isn't it?
不 那不是肚脐上的疤 No, it's not an outie.
我觉得不是 I don't think.
这怎么弄 How does this...?
这些数字是什么意思 What are these numbers on here? What does that mean?
为什么这个 Why is this...?
没人会偷手推童车的 No one's gonna steal a stroller.
我们承担不起花里胡哨的东西 We can't afford to be snobby.
这是我们最重要的活动 It's our biggest event.
把所有大家喜爱的东西都拿出来 Bring out all the crowd pleasers.
任何包在咸肉里的东西 蘑菇肉馅大酥饼 Anything wrapped in bacon, and the mushroom vol-au-vent.
抱歉让你久等 Sorry to keep you waiting.
-我一会给你回电话 -霍丽 - I gotta call you back. - Holly.
散养火鸡 Free-Range Turkey.
-散养火鸡医生 -是的 桑姆 我记得 - Dr. Free-Range Turkey. - Yes, Sam. I remember.
我听说了这起意外 I heard about the accident.
对你朋友的事情我很难过 I am so sorry about your friends.
谢谢 Thank you.
嗨 你的留言只有一半 Hey, you left me a half-message,
你没留下电话号码 only it was the half without your number.
是的 出了点意外 Yeah, something-- Someone came up.
-宝宝好不好啊 -没关系 甜心 - How we doing? - It's all right, sweetheart.
她睡的好吗 排便正常吗 Is she sleeping okay? Regular bowel movements?
开始不好 但现在很正常 Not at first, but now very regular.
但是她肚子上有个疖子 But she does have this protrusion on her stomach.
我不知道那是什么 I don't know, you know, what it is.
我不确定我应该往哪方面想 I'm not sure what I'm supposed to look for.
我对孩子一无所知 I don't really know anything about kids.
艾丽森是我的朋友中第一个有孩子的 Alison was the first of my friends to have a baby...
苏菲让她喜出望外 ...and she was amazing with Sophie.
本该是我向她 And she would be the first person
打电话询问这种问题 I would call about this, you know?
我是说 她是我有任何事 I mean, she was the first person
都会第一个打电话的朋友 I called about everything and....
上帝 我难受极了 God. It is killing me.
我再也不能给我的朋友打电话了 It is killing me right now
这让我难受极了 that I can't call my friend.
她只是 She just....
我真想说 你到底怎么想的 And I'd really like to say, "What the hell were you thinking?
你可以留给我你的珍珠或圣罗兰手包 You could've left me your pearls or YSL clutch.
但这个婴儿 这事就有点过了 I mean, this is a little much.
真的太难了 我不知道我在做什么 It's really, really hard, and I don't know what I'm doing."
我不知道我在做什么 I don't know what I'm doing.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
不 就此事而言 我觉得你做的很好 No, I think you're doing pretty well, considering.
苏菲得了脐疝 Sophie's got an umbilical hernia.
没什么可担心的 It's nothing to worry about.
大多数情况下都会自愈 我们再观察 Most go away on their own. We'll watch it.
那么我不用担心 Then I didn't do it?
不 你不用担心 不用这样 No, you did not do it.
好吧 Okay.
我想你说过它会自愈的 I thought you said it goes away on its own.
这是给你开的 That's for you.
一瓶黑比诺葡萄酒 一两杯就够了 "One bottle of Pinot Noir, one to two glasses as needed."
或者是白葡萄酒 同样的量 Or white. Same dosage, though.
听着 你所做的事相当不可思议 Look, what you're doing is pretty incredible.
让你自己适当放松一下 Give yourself a break every now and again.
-谢谢 -这周我让护士帮你调理一下 - Thank you. - I'll have my nurse set you up in a week?
-好的 -好吧 - Okay. - All right.
再见 苏菲 你会没事的 Bye, Sophie. You're gonna be okay.
-很高兴见到你 -我也是 真的 - Nice to see you. - You too, really.
我在药房 So I'm at the drugstore...
渐渐明白女人盯着男人抱着一个婴儿 ...and it dawns on me that women stare at men carrying a baby...
就像男人盯着女人抗着一大块肉 ...like a guy will stare at a woman with a great rack.
你知道我今天意识到什么吗 You know what I just realized today?
我永远都别想在这房子里好好洗个澡 I am never gonna take a great bath in this house.
这本来就是一个洗澡房 你根本没梳头 This is a shower house. You never brush your hair, do you?
肯定省了不少时间 很方便 It must save so much time. That's so handy.
喝点酒你变成什么了 How's that wine treating you?
-你想来点吗 -不 不 不 - Did you want some? - No, no, no.
因为我可以分你点 我很会分享 Because I can share. I'm a good sharer.
不 你不需要 因为你从来都不会担心 No, you don't need any, because you never worry.
那是艾丽森告诉我的 当她安排我们相亲的时候 That's what Alison told me, you know, when she set us up.
她说 亲爱的 She said, "Honey, you just got
你被男友抛弃已经三年了 your ass dumped by your boyfriend of three years.
需要找找乐子了 然后 你出现了 You need to go have a good time." And then, ta-da, you show up.
你闪光登场 Your charming self shows up...
甚至不想去饭馆 ...and you don't even wanna go to the restaurant.
我三年里的第一个约会 My first date in three years,
而站在门前的是一个大混蛋 and it's a total asshole at the door.
现在我却在和那个混蛋养一个孩子 And now I'm raising a kid with that asshole.
上帝 好讽刺啊 God, the irony.
得了 上床睡觉吧 起来 Come on, off to bed. Up, up, up.
你是 你知道对吗 你是个混蛋 You are, you know that, right? An asshole?
当着你的面说出来的感觉真好 It feels good to say that to your face.
在你背后说已经好几年了 Been saying it behind your back for years.
好一次挑衅的醉酒 太棒了 A belligerent drunk. Great.
以后的十八年肯定很有趣 That'll be a fun next 18 years.
大家都认为我喝醉后很有趣 Everybody thinks I'm a fun drunk.
有人在门口 是谁 Someone's at the door. Who is it?
大概是个邻居 It's probably a neighbor.
-什么事 -嗨 我是雅尼·格罗夫 - Yes? - Hi, I'm Janine Groff.
社区服务的探访员 Your caseworker from Social Services.
好的 Yeah.
以前跟你们说过会有探访 You were told we'd be making a few unannounced visits.
是的 这事肯定没说明白 Yeah, well, this is definitely unannounced.
-给我一分钟 -我能进吗 不行 - Just give me one minute. - May I come in? No?
-是谁 -社区探访 - Who is that? - Social Services.
给你五分钟去洗澡 You got five minutes to shower...
然后表现得像 ...and start acting like the
我们搬进来后就一直负责的努力的样子 responsible pain you've been since we moved in.
-好的 -快去 快去 快去 - Okay. - Go, go, go.
楼上 楼上 你房间在楼上 记得吗 Upstair-- Upstairs. Your room is up here, remember?
-抱歉 -快去 快去 快去 - I'm sorry. - Go, go, go.
-我正去呢 别推我 别推 -我没 - I'm going. Stop pushing me. Don't push. - Just-- I didn't....
你确定你不想再看看垃圾了 You sure you don't wanna see the garage again?
不用 两次是我的极限了 Nope, twice is my limit.
我有完整的工具间 你甚至还没去看 I have a whole area of tools you didn't even get a chance to see.
不用 我通常都在此时完成巡视 I'm good. I'm usually wrapping up by now and--
你好 很抱歉 我得把小孩哄睡 Hello. I'm so sorry. I had to get the little one down.
你可以看出来为什么 And you can see why.
一眼没看住她 就没影了 Take your eyes off her for one minute and, zoom!
你知道的 用她的小腿蹭蹭蹭的走 You know? Just "Tee-tee-tee-tee-tee" On her little legs.
好吧 那我们开始吧 Okay, well, let's get started, then.
好吧 让我们谈谈 Okay, so let's just talk.
我只是想 You know, I just wanna
了解你们的感觉和计划 get a sense of the both of you, your plans.
在这五年内你们会变成什么样 Where do you see yourselves in five years?
-问我 我知道 太好的问题 -你不 - Ask me. I know. Great answer. - You don't--
不 我没事 我没事 No, I'm good, I'm good.
我拥有一家小的美食商店 I own a small gourmet-food store,
很快就要变成一家小的美食饭馆 soon to be a small gourmet restaurant.
我们在扩张 We're expanding.
新的地板 我在考虑六边型的瓷瓦 New flooring, I'm thinking hexagonal tile.
新的地板 那是所有人五年计划的一部分 New flooring. That's part of everyone's five-year plans.
地板 对吗 Flooring, right?
我希望有一天拥有独家的速冻食品连锁店 Anyway, I'm also hoping someday to have my own frozen-food line.
有机的 但那是十年计划 Organic. But that's the 10-year plan.
你问的是五年计划 You asked about the five-year.
上帝 我没把苏菲算进来 Oh, God, l didn't include Sophie.
-你没有 -让我重新说 - You didn't. - Let me just take it back.
她是我计划中重要的一部分 She is a big part of my plan.
很好 谢谢 That's fine. Thank you.
-好的 -艾瑞克 - Okay. - Eric.
-在 我很好 我很好 -好的 艾瑞克 - Yep, Eric's good. Eric will be fine. - Okay, Eric.
我是老鹰队的技术导播 Well, I'm the technical director on all Hawks broadcasts.
-好的 -是的 - Okay. - Yeah.
技术导播都做些什么 So, what does the technical director do?
当总监说 Well, when the director says,
准备好 第一摄像镜头 我就是那个 "Ready, go Camera 1 ," I'm the guy that--
-我按下第一摄像镜头的按钮 -他按按钮 - I push the button that goes Camera 1 . - He pushes the button.
我猜几年之内 And I guess in a couple years...
老板要么从楼上摔下来 ...when the boss gets kicked upstairs
要么和人妖纵欲过度 or gets pinched with a tranny hooker...
我就会有机会坐上总监的职位 ...I'll get my shot in the director's chair.
好的 唐恩先生说你们都是单身 Okay. So Mr. Dunn tells me that you're both single...
目前没有任何关系 ...and presently not engaged in a relationship.
-也没同床 -上帝 没有 - Not sleeping together? - God, no.
-好的 很好 -我的上帝 不 - Okay, good. - Oh, my God, no.
-不 不 不 -没门 - No, no, no. - Not a chance.
好的 太好了 因为这种情形 Okay, that's great, because this situation...
两个单身人士居住在同一屋檐下 ...two single people living under the same roof...
养着一个出生不久的孤儿 ...raising a recently orphaned child,
已经够复杂的了 well, it's complicated enough...
就不要再锦上添花了 就是来那事 ...without the added complication of, you know, that.
相信我 雅尼 Oh, trust me, Janine,
我们不会把那事弄得复杂化 we will not be complicating anything with that.
是的 我在别处有许多女友 Yeah, I get plenty of that elsewhere.
-我也有许多男友 -好久以前的事了 - I'd get plenty of that in my day as well. - Way back in the day.
听着 Listen.
你们俩看起来像是两个善良 天真的人 You two both seem like two sweet, doe-eyed people...
这是你们生活中最糟糕的一年 ...about to have the worst year of your lives.
我得实话实说 I'll be honest with you.
想开人妖的玩笑 Wanna make jokes about tranny hookers?
随便 我不在乎 Go for it, I don't care.
你们想不到我接触的都是什么样的家庭 You have no idea the types of families that I deal with.
人妖? 这玩笑是我很好的案例 Tranny hookers? They're my good cases.
唯一的障碍是你们俩 The only obstacle here is you two...
你们是否要放弃当父母 ...and whether or not you're both cut out to be parents.
我们需要避免 What we want to avoid is
让苏菲失去更多走近她生活的人 Sophie losing more people that she's close to.
你知道 你的朋友 You know, your friends
认为你们能做好 但实话实说 thought you could do this, but I'll be honest...
我不那么确定 ...I'm not so sure.
我连觉都没睡怎么出去玩 How can I be hung-over if I haven't even gone to sleep yet?
我们要做的就是把她放下 我们得放她 Look, all we have to do is put her down. We just gotta put her--
她不热 没发烧 只是累过头了 She's not warm. She doesn't have a fever. She's just overtired.
几点了 What time is it?
没事 苏菲 好了 亲爱的 It's okay, Soph. Come on, honey.
我不知道 开始戴手表吧 I don't know. Start wearing a watch.
总有个我们可以打电话的人 There's gotta be somebody we can call, right?
-嗨 谢谢你过来 -没关系 - Hey, thank you for coming over. - It's okay.
对你爸爸说句抱歉 他有点多虑了 Sorry about your dad. He's a pretty scary dude, huh?
-过来 苏菲 -宝宝密语 - Come here, Sophie. - The baby whisperer.
-没关系 -太好了 - It's okay. - Yeah.
谢谢 艾米 Thank you, Amy.
我不知道为什么 但风扇总是很管用 I don't know why, but this fan always helps.
-要让她安静得带她开车兜风 -没错 - Beats having to take her for a drive. - Yeah.
不管怎样 明天有重要的考试 所以 Anyway, big math test tomorrow, so....
给她些钱 Give her some money.
艾米 艾米 Oh, Amy, Amy.
不用了 这钱我不该拿 It's okay. Doesn't feel right to take it anymore.
好吧 Okay.
-给她钱 -不 拿着吧 - Give her the money. - No, I insist.
-非常感谢 -谢谢 - Thank you so much. - Thank you.
-祝你数学考试顺利 -好的 再见 - Good luck on your math test. - Okay, bye-bye.
-谢天谢地 -我知道 - Oh, thank God. Whew. - I know.
-不 -不 不 不 - Oh, no. - No, no, no.
太近了 你举着她太 Too close. You're holding her too--
看 你会把她脑袋切下来的 Look, you're gonna chop her head off.
-保姆就这么做的 -她不是 - That's what the babysitter was doing. - She wasn't.
不 她抱着她来回摇 No, she was soothing her down here.
我们要开车兜风了 绕着街区开 We're gonna go for a drive. We're gonna drive around the block.
-开车 开车 -要稳要快 要稳要快 - Just go. Just go. - Nice and quick. Nice and quick.
好了 我们只是驾车绕几条街区 All right, we're just gonna go for a ride around the block.
我们会及时赶上比赛 We'll get back in time for the game, huh?
嗨 Hi.
绝对正确 是的 我正在路上 好吧 Mm-hm. Absolutely. Yeah, I'm on my way now. Okay.
是的 真的非常感谢 好的 再见 Yeah, really, thank you so much. All right, bye-bye.
太棒了 Yes!
太棒了 波克出局了 Yes. Burke's out,
今天比赛终于让我来直播 and I finally got the call to direct today's game.
今天是我的河边活动 Today is my Riverside event.
-我告诉过你了 -你从来没说过 - I told you. - You never told me that.
你只听得进和你上床的女人说的话 You just don't listen to women who won't sleep with you.
板子上写着呢 我七点半到家 See it there on the board? I'll be home at 7:30.
拜托 我不行 导播间里不能有孩子 Come on, I can't. There are no kids in the booth.
-通融一下 -写在板子上了 - Come on, work with me here. - It's on the board.
你知道这比赛有多重要吗 You have any idea how big a game this is?
老鹰队在东部打出八强比赛了 The Hawks are a game out of the eighth seed in the East.
-别出门 -我说的是英文吗 - Don't walk out that door. - You're speaking Mandarin.
我筹划此事已经几个月了 I've been planning this for months.
附近有许多喜爱你的孩他爸孩他妈 There are plenty of mommy and daddies who are in love with you.
给他们打电话 Call them.
嗨 贝丝 我是梅瑟 是的 Hey, Beth. It's Messer, from a-- Yeah.
我在想 Hey, I was wondering if maybe
你们今天能否照顾苏菲一会儿 you guys could watch Sophie for a bit today.
千载难逢的机会 I got a huge break.
我今天要直播老鹰队的比赛 I get to direct the Hawks game today.
不 艾米不行 她有重要的数学考试 Nope, Amy can't. She's got a big math test.
是的 我也问过乔什和贝丝了 Yeah, I tried Josh and Beth too.
他们太忙 再见 They're all busy. Bye-bye.
妈的 Son of a....
如果你不煎贝壳 就会是顿更健康的饭 It's a healthier meal if you don't fry the shell.
你知道我在说什么 You know what I'm saying?
我喜欢我的墨西哥卷饼贝壳烘培 I like my taco shells baked.
我喜欢吃软壳玉米卷 Yeah, I like them soft.
谢谢你送我过来 沃尔特 All right, thank you for the ride, Walter.
是你打电话叫我来的 Well, you called, I came.
我就是干这个吃饭的 That's how a man makes his money, baby.
前排球票什么时候给我 What's up with my floor seats?
2张前排票 I'm gonna give you two floor seats.
只要你在这等我就是你的了 All you gotta do is keep that meter running for me.
-没问题 -够意思 - Okay. - My man.
-还去别的地方吗 -嗯 - We making another stop, baby? - Yep.
-好的 -等会再说 - Okay. All right. - Just not yet.
等会 等会 孩子还在车里呢 Not yet, not yet. the baby's in here.
孩子还在车里呢 You left the baby...you left the baby!
等等 孩子 孩子还在车里呢 You left the baby! you left the baby... you left the baby.
你的孩子还在车里呢 You left your baby.
听着 沃尔特 拜托 我实在是没辙了 Look, Walter, please, I got no choice.
作为哥们你得帮我 I need your help, as a friend.
不行 不行 我可不能替你看孩子 No, no, no. you can't leave me with your baby.
你脑子进水了吗 我要是婴儿杀手呢 Are you on crack? I could be the baby cab killer.
我很了解你 哥们 I know all about you, man.
你的车很干净 你开车不会超速 I know you keep a clean cab, you drive the speed limit...
家里还有三个宝贝孩子 ...and you got three kids you love to death.
废话 我爱我的孩子 You know why? because they're my kids.
我讨厌别人的小孩 I hate other people's kids.
车里面的是你的孩子 that's your baby in there.
我付你3倍车钱 Whatever the meter is, triple it.
你可是咱们这待遇最高的保姆了 You'll be the best-paid babysitter in the state.
帮帮忙吧 Please.
她醒了怎么办 What if she wakes up?
她一时半时不会醒的 对了 She's not gonna wake up, I pro... Oh!
接着 这是她的玩具鸭 Look. It's her ducky.
以防万一 ln case of an emergency.
最好没有万一 Better not be no emergencies.
-放心吧 不会的 -但愿如此 - There won't be. - Better not!
上半场就剩最后10秒钟了 The final seconds of this first half....
3号机准备 切到3号机 Ready Camera 3. and go 3.
运球...投篮 feeding it off, and the basket....
西蒙 拜托给得分王特写 Simon, give me the scoring leaders, please.
还没有人对我这么客气 No one's ever said "Please" to me before.
-谁的电话 -新雇的保姆 - Who's calling? - It's the new sitter.
她醒了 你的孩子醒了 The baby woke up! the baby woke up.
这场比赛很关键 你得盯紧了 Hey, there's this great game going on. you should check it out.
4号机还有6号机 Cameras 4 and 6,
4号机负责跟球 2号机对准篮筐 4 ready by the ball, 2 by the basket.
闻闻她的屁股 纸尿裤是不是该换了 Okay, sniff her butt. see if she needs to be changed.
我可不想闻他屁股 I'm not sniffing this baby's booty.
你喂她吃的什么啊 Man, what are you feeding this girl?
跟脏弹一样臭 It's like a dirty bomb.
还有鸡蛋和花生酱的味道 It's like eggs and peanut butter.
等中场休息我再过去 l'll be down at halftime.
中场休息 你疯了吧 Halftime? are you crazy?
中场休息了 Halftime!
好了 好了 好了 我来了 Okay, okay, okay, here we go, man. Okay, okay. Oh, my God!
好了 好了 还有半场球的时间 沃尔特 Okay. Okay. all right. all right, we're halfway there, Walter.
-拜托 交给你了 -不行 不行 不行 - All right, here we go. - No, no, no.
拜托 沃尔特 求你了 No, please, listen. Walter, please.
这样吧 钱包归你了 Know what? here. take the whole wallet.
我不要 l don't want your wallet.
你知道我想要什么吗 You know what I want?
我要舒服地坐在屋里 看大屏幕电视 I want a nice, comfy seat inside......next to some big-screen TVs..
导播间不能带小孩 你得坐外面 No kids in the booth. I'm sorry. you gotta sit out here.
-宝贝想看球赛吗 -她不想看 - Baby wanna see game? - Baby doesn't wanna.
想不想看 Wanna see game?
宝贝想看比赛 Baby wanna see game.
大家好 Hey, everybody.
这是苏菲和她的保姆 沃尔特 This is Sophie and her nanny, Walter.
跟大家打招呼 Say hi.
好了 坐这儿吧 All right, here you go.
大沙发 大屏幕 冰箱里有饮料 Big cushy chair, new monitors. drinks are in the fridge.
看比赛时不能喝酒 好吗 No beer till after the game, okay?
好极了 Nice.
我还没在这里看过比赛呢 这还差不多 I never seen a game like this before. now we're talking.
-满意了吗 -很好 - So you're good? - l'm good.
好了 All right.
好了 同志们 下半场 开工了 All right, people, second half. let's do this.
-你从服务中介找来的人 -恩 - Did you get him through a service? - Uh, yep.
是你的司机吧 He's your cab driver, isn't he?
还有20秒 老鹰队还剩1次投篮机会 Twenty seconds to go, Hawks down by 1 .
老鹰队即将完成本场比赛的绝杀 No doubt they'll play for the last shot.
4号机 跟住约翰逊 All right, Camera 4, stay with Johnson.
丽兹 告诉4号机跟住约翰逊 Liz, tell Camera 4 to stay with Johnson. come on.
我听不清 梅瑟 l can barely hear you, Messer.
犯规 怎么可能 A foul? come on, man!
6号机准备 Okay, ready Camera 6.
沃尔特 她在哭 Walter, she's crying.
听见了 我正看比赛呢 I know, l'm trying to watch the game.
你这个保姆太差劲了 You are the worst babysitter of all time.
我又不是专门给你看孩子的 Because I'm not a babysitter.
帮个忙 行吗 我都焦头烂额了 Do something. please, I'm dying over here.
2号机 镜头对准毕比· 约翰逊 All right, Camera 2, stay with Bibby Johnson.
2号机镜头对准投手 All right, stay with the shooter on Camera 2...
不不 是1号机 No, I mean, Camera 1 .
1号机跟住 Stay on 1 , 1 , 1 .
2号机 跟住... 1号机... Camera 2, stay with the... Camera 1...
空中接力 老鹰队赢了 Alley-oop, and the Hawks win.
亚特兰大打得太棒了 老鹰队赢了 Unbelievable play by Atlanta. Hawks win by 1 .
毫无疑问 这是今年最好看的比赛 Hands down, the best game of the year.
真可惜你们错过了 Too bad you all couldn't see it.
但我只是个献媚者 But I'm a creep
只是个怪人 I'm a weirdo
-我究竟 -你唱什么呢 - What the hell...? - What are you singing to her?
人人都爱电台司令 Everybody likes Radiohead.
你有意见 Do you mind?
我来这有何用 What the hell am I doing here?
我不属于这里 I don't belong here
看见没 See?
很管用的 Told you it works.
你就不能... Would it kill you to...?
你就不能高兴点儿啊 Would it kill you to brighten the mood around here?
-对 没错 -拜托 - Yeah, it might. - Come on.
我为什么要装得很开心的样子 Why should I pretend to be happy?
我很痛苦 别勉强我 I'm miserable. let me be miserable.
-太压抑了 -我不管 - lt's depressing. - l don't care.
知道吗 我可受够了你的抱怨 Know what? I am so sick of all your dark little comments.
都是因为她 我的生活才一团糟 I ruined my life for her.
照顾小孩 I'm so sorry parenting
不是你想象得那样轻松愉快 isn't as fun as you thought it was gonna be.
你之所以开心是因为你以前过得不怎么样 Yeah, you're happy because your old life sucked.
-我过得挺好的 -糟透了 - My old life didn't suck. - It did.
我过得很充实 My life was great.
我开店当老板 自己做主 I was my own boss,I made my own hours.
我有的是时间 I had free time.
干什么呢 做蛋糕 To do what? Bake more?
你不会享受人生 You have no idea what a great life is.
我过得轻松自在 游戏人间 I had a great life. I went to games for a living.
有很多女孩请我喝酒 跟我上床 Okay? girls would buy me drinks and throw themselves at me.
看这衬衣 卖这衣服的女孩对我投怀送抱 You see this shirt? I slept with the girl who sold me this shirt.
你真恶心 You're disgusting.
别人得不到的我得到了 棒极了 People say you can't have it all. I had it all. It was awesome.
那是你自己的感觉 Of course you think that's awesome,
你满脑子想的都是上床 because all you care about is getting laid.
连皮特都替你难为情 Even Peter was embarrassed by you.
只不过没当面告诉你 他比你爷们 He just never said anything to your face because he was twice the man you are.
活该你独守空房 You should get laid yourself.
你盼着跟别人上床 Except to have sex...
还是先找个能忍受你的人吧 ...you gotta find somebody who can stand you first.
混蛋 Fuck you.
你最好不要骑摩托车 You shouldn't ride a motorcycle.
你孩子的父母死了... Your kid's parents died...
她不是我的孩子 She is not my kid.
她不是我的孩子 She's not my kid.
那是谁的孩子 Then whose kid is she?
再一次 一 二 We'll do this again. One, two--
对不起 梅瑟 I'm sorry, Messer.
-我无意的 -没事了 - l didn't mean it. - lt's all right.
我17岁时背部受伤 差点瘫痪 You know, I broke my back when I was 1 7. I was almost paralyzed.
皮特整个暑假都陪着我 And Pete spent that whole summer with me in my room...
在房间里看电影 ...watching movies every day.
其他朋友不是去海边玩就是泡妞去了 All my friends went out to the beach or went off to chase girls...
只有他留下来一直陪着我 ...but he just sat there with me the whole time.
他需要我的时候我不能坐视不管的 I can't leave him alone when he needs me.
即便是他离开人世了 Even if he's gone.
我把以前的录影带找出来是想 I dug up some of their old home movies because, you know, l was just....
听听他们的声音 看看他们的样子 I just wanted to hear their voices, see them a minute, you know?
我找到了这个 你得看看 And l found this one, and you've gotta see this.
不错吧 Pretty great, huh?
墙是薰衣草色的 还有蓝色的天空 I went with the lavender and then the blue sky,
都是按照咱们商量的弄的 like we talked about.
你什么时候刷的墙 When did you paint this room?
在你住院期间 I did it when you were at the hospital.
你应该提前3天去刷 You were supposed to do it three days ago.
现在屋子里还有油漆味的 It smells like paint fumes in here.
已经晾了12个小时了 It's been drying for 12 hours.
还得再多晾几天 It has not been drying long enough.
你怎么这么挑剔 You're getting so critical.
她今晚不能睡在这里了 She can't sleep in the bedroom tonight.
油漆已经干了 It's not even wet.
我不会让宝宝睡在油漆还没干的房间里 I wouldn't bring a baby into a wet room.
油漆是干了 Of course it's not wet,
可是味道还在啊 but you think it doesn't smell for days afterwards?
不会啊 已经没什么味道了 It doesn't. It's totally aired out.
你知道我把房子弄成这样费了多大劲么 You know how much work I put into this?
你什么都没做 You didn't do any of this.
你之前画过云彩吗 When have you painted a cloud in your life?
从头到尾是我在监工的 l oversaw the work that was being done.
监工 You oversaw it?
你只会监工吗 The one thing you said you would do, you oversaw?
我想的创意 我跟来干活的人说 I got creative. the guy came in,
把云彩画上 and I said, "Let's do the clouds."
真可笑 她不能在这睡 This is ridiculous. she can't sleep here.
当然可以了 Of course she can.
把婴儿床搬出来 Move the crib.
这才是她的房间 搬去哪里呢 This is her room. where else...
你是想说怎么养小孩 So you're saying it's okay that we're horrible parents...
我们这钟人都会吵得脸红脖子的 ...and wanna kill each other half the time.
差不多吧 Two-thirds, actually.
我觉得咱们没必要扮演他们的角色 I think we have to just stop trying to fit ourselves into their lives.
我讨厌这房子 跟坟墓差不多 You know, I hate this place. It's like a mausoleum in here.
屋子里到处都是他们的照片 You know, there's pictures of them everywhere.
我真的不喜欢那张牛仔画 And l really hate that cowboy painting.
看着吓人 是吧 He's really creepy, right?
恩 我想把它拿下去 Yeah. I want it out.
如果我们还想继续住在这里 If we're gonna live here,
就别再小心翼翼地好像在等他们回来 we have to stop tiptoeing around...
他们不可能会回来了 ...like they're coming back soon. They're not coming back.
往这边挪...不行 This side has to... no.
-这个角度呢 -不好 - That good right there? - No.
-这样正好 -很好 - Looks good right there. - Okay, like that.
夏季
早上好 梅瑟 Morning, Messer.
早上好 Morning...
吉尔. Jill.
谢谢你的晚餐 Oh, and thank you for dinner.
-下次我请客 -天哪 - And next time it's my treat. - Oh, God.
迈右脚 迈左脚 迈右脚 迈左脚 Right foot, left foot. Right foot, left foot.
-咱们学走路吧 -别这样 - Let's see some walking. - Would you stop that?
到时候自然就会走了 对吧 She'll walk when she's got somewhere to go, all right?
书上说她这个年龄应该会走路会说话了 All the books say she should be walking or talking by now...
可她现在还都不会呢 ...and she's not doing either.
书上还说你会带着孩子结婚 All the books also say that you should be married with 2.2 kids...
看看你的生活 ...and look at your life.
那个可怜的姑娘还以为能和你吃晚饭 That poor girl thinks that she's going to dinner with you.
那说什么 再见 我们不会再见了 What's the alternative? "Bye, l'll never see you again"?
-挺伤人的 -你怎么认识的这些女孩 - That would be mean. - Where do you meet these women?
除了工作你就和我还有苏菲在一起 I mean, if you're not with me and Sophie, you're at work.
-我有的是办法 -有意思 - l have my methods. - Huh. interesting.
换个角度 没错 看到了 Switch it up. there we go. Oh, there it is.
真像橡皮筋 Okay. Oh, like a rubber band.
-在热身吗 -你好 气色不错嘛 - Limbering up? - How you doing, good-looking?
彼此彼此 Oh, right back at you.
-早上好 大个儿 -早上好 泰德 - Hey, big man. - Hey, Ted.
-昨晚的比赛你看了吗 -什么比赛 - Hey, you see that game last night? - Which game?
吓我一跳 Oh, my God.
我不是故意吓你的 I didn't mean to scare you.
我不知道你以前是练跑步的 l didn't know you were a runner.
咱们应该一起练习 We should train together. Yeah.
我喜欢在跑步时思考 Well, l like to use this time to think.
我也是 我也喜欢思考 Oh, yeah, me too. I like to think.
咱们要保持这种速度吗 有点快 Is this the pace we're gonna keep up? It's a little brisk.
我不明白为什么会有这些计划外的费用 l still don't understand all these extra costs.
开店比我们想的繁琐 The job's been more complicated than we anticipated.
相当复杂 Oh, more complicated than anticipated, yeah.
我的生活也比想象的困难 My life has been more complicated than anticipated.
没想到有人会把孩子交给我 I didn't anticipate somebody handing me a baby...
-贝伦森小姐 -什么事 - Ms. Berenson? - Yes?
不好意思 宝贝 你怎么了 Ah. Sorry. Hello, lady. What you doing?
等我几分钟 Can you just give me one minute?
朗尼 能不能帮我看着她 Hey, Lonnie? Keep a better eye on her.
她一直到处爬来爬去 She's crawling around back there.
-那边正装修呢 -爬来爬去的孩子 - lt's a construction site. - A baby that crawls?
-帮我看着她吧 -不行 找别人吧 - Just take her. - l can't. doing something.
-拜托了 -不行 大篮子 - Please. - Can't. Big basket.
能帮帮我吗 Can you help me out? -
你带着孩子的样子很美 You look beautiful with the baby, though.
她是不是很美 Doesn't she look good with...?
带着漂亮的小孩多好看 That's a beautiful baby. like an accessory.
油嘴滑舌 Smooth.
冲吧 神奇宠物救护队 Go, Wonder Pets. Yay!
这动画片真不错 Wow, that was a really good episode.
我喜欢明明[神奇宠物救援队里的角色] 即使输掉了比赛 What I like about Ming-Ming is that even though they lost the game...
她还能学到对团队有价值的东西 ...she really learned something valuable about teamwork, you know?
我没看过下一集 不如 I didn't see that one coming. How about...?
霍丽 别动 站住别动 Holly. stay right... You stay right...
霍丽 她站起来了 Holly, Holly, Holly! She's standing!
她要走路了 快下来 She's about to walk! Get down here!
-什么 现在吗 -快点 - What? Now? - Hurry up!
她不能现在走路 她不能现在走路 She can't walk now! she can't walk now!
她马上就要走了 快下来 She's about to. get down here.
等等等等 站住别动 Okay, wait. stay right there.
-马上就来 -快点 - Wait, l'm coming. - Hurry up!
她在走 快点 She's walking! hurry up!
先拦住她 我来了 Stall her. I'm coming.
我来了 拦住她 拦住 l'm coming! Just stall her. sttall her!
我怎么让她等啊 l can't... How do you want me to stall her?
-怎么拦啊 -拦住她 - How do l stall her? - Just stall her!
先别动 拜托 Don't you take that step. Please, don't take...
你想让我怎么做... What do you want me to...?
我来了 Ow! Oh, God, oh, God, I'm coming.
对不起 对不起 对不起 Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, l'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
你做了什么 Okay. What did you do?
你让我拖延时间 我就推了她一下 You told me to stall her, so l just-- I gave her a little shove.
我让你拖住她 梅瑟 不是伤害她 I asked you to stall her, Messer, not traumatize her.
-她不会走了 -不是我的错 - Now she'll never walk. - Okay, this is not my fault.
看看那个坏蛋干的好事 What did the bad man do, huh?
绝对是你的问题 Pretty sure it was your fault.
等等 好 去吧 Hold on. Okay, go ahead.
-你自己做的面呀 -恩 - Are those homemade noodles? - Yes.
她是唯一一个不喜欢我厨艺的人 She's the only person who doesn't like my cooking.
今天我做的是私房菜 Now it's personal.
来吧 Come on.
咬一口吧 One bite.
天哪 我成功了 她吃下去了 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, I did it! She ate it!
她吃我做的东西了 她吃了 她吃了 She ate my cooking, she ate my cooking, she ate my cooking!
我好棒 I'm that good.
-天哪 -怎么了 - Oh, my God. - What?
我知道你为什么总是很乐意跑来这里 This is why you are always so happy to run to the store.
是为了泡妞 你利用苏菲泡妞 This is where you pick up women. You use Sophie to get laid.
她总得报答我吧 对吗 She's gotta pay back somehow. Isn't that right?
天下没有免费的午餐 对吗 苏菲 No free lunch, right, Soph?
我想见识见识 I wanna see it.
-见识什么 -我想看看你到底有什么魅力 - See what? - I wanna see you work your Messer magic.
你想我跟你搭讪 在这儿吗 You want me to pick you up? Here?
你去绕一圈然后跟我搭讪 Yes. I want you to loop around and pretend l'm one of those gym girls.
我不会假装跟你搭讪 I'm not gonna pretend to pick you up.
-我想回家 -真扫兴 - l wanna get home. - Uch. You're such a killjoy.
看看这个 You know what? I read about these.
这东西对孩子好 可我不会... They're really good for kids, but l can't...
-这个怎么念 -阿赛依 - How do you pronounce it? "Acyi?? -"Acyi?"
阿赛依? "Acyi?"
你对语言很在行吧 You must really have an ear for languages, huh?
也不是啊 No, not really.
我高中时学过西班牙语 I took Spanish all through high school.
而且学得不错 成绩很好 I did pretty well. got good grades.
可以啊你 你很行啊 Oh, you're good. you're very good.
-看到了吧 -我见识到了 - You see that? - l see how this works for you.
霍丽 Holly?
是桑姆 苏菲的医生 桑姆 Oh! It's Sam. It's Sophie's doctor, Sam.
-桑姆 你叫他桑姆 -你好 苏菲 - Sam? you call him Sam? - Hey, Sophie.
-尼尔森医生 -嗨 桑姆 - Dr. Nelson. - Hi. Sam.
你好 我叫梅瑟 很高兴认识你 Hey, l'm Messer. nice to meet you.
梅瑟 很高兴见到你 Messer, nice to meet you too.
-他是你的...-不是 - ls this your...? - No, no, no.
-不 -我们不是 - No. - We're not.... We just....
好像很复杂 Sounds complicated.
-我们一起照顾苏菲 -是的 - We raise Sophie together. - Yes.
霍丽提到过她很喜欢苏菲的医生 You know, Holly's mentioned how much she really likes Sophie's doctor...
经常提到你 ...A few times, actually.
我想应该是因为你对小孩很在行 So l thought she meant you were good with kids, but now...
你能不能走开一会 给我几分钟时间 Can you just walk away? can you just give me a minute?
-我就在这 -给我几分钟 谢谢 - l'm all right here. - Give me a minute. Thank you.
苏菲比他懂事多了 Sometimes Sophie is more of a grown-up.
你们怎么分配工作的 So how's this work between you two?
分工合作 You split up most of the work?
我们做了一张表格 很大的 Yes. We have charts. a very big chart.
-表格 -是的 - Chart? - Yeah.
表格上有没有列出你休息的时间 That chart give you any time off?
周一和周三还有隔周周五 Yes, Monday, Wednesday and every other Friday.
-是吗 -是的 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
-那这周五你要照顾苏菲吗 -不用 - Will you have Sophie this Friday? - No.
-那周五晚上8点 -好的 - Eight o'clock Friday? - Great.
-我的办公室有你的信息 -应该是吧 - My office has your information? -They sure do.
-我回头打给你 -好的 - l'll call you up. - Perfect. Okay.
这还真是个交桃花运的好地方 You are so right, this is such a great place to meet people.
爱心医生几点过来 What time does Dr. Love get here?
马上就到 别这么叫他 Any minute. stop calling him that.
真不敢相信他约你出去 I can't believe he asked you out.
会不会违反医患守则 Doesn't that defy some doctor-patient thing?
他是儿科医生 He's a pediatrician, so if
他约会的又不是病人 he's dating a patient, there'd be a problem.
你们俩上床的话 他会怎么评价你 If you have sex, is he gonna tell you what percentile you're at?
-嗨 -嘿 你看上去 - Hi. - Hey. Wow, you look....
废话不多说了 Oh, l'd better not say anything.
把所有的联系卡全部藏起来 Best to keep a couple of cards off the table.
-梅瑟 你好 -医生 最近好吗 -Hey, Messer. -Hey. How you doing, doc?
-谢谢你放她一晚上 -没什么 -Thanks for giving her the night off. -All right.
你知道吗 她试了衣橱里的每一件衣服 You know, she tried on everything in her closet.
这次应该不会搞砸的 Pretty much impossible to blow this one.
梅瑟 好了 我们出发吧 Okay, Messer. We'll just go.
-她已经很久没有...-天哪 闭嘴 -She hasn't had any for a while... -Oh, my God, stop it.
需要我的话给我打电话 Call me if you need me.
要是你想杀了我... You know, if you wanted to kill me there were
这附近倒是有很多垃圾桶 dumpsters on my side of town that were a lot closer.
你不喜欢惊喜 是吗 You don't like to be surprised, do you?
我有点控制癖 所以... Well, l'm a little bit of a control freak, so....
-我们到了 -好的 音乐会的后台 - There we are. - Okay. Backstage at a concert.
-我还没那个本事 -不是吗 - l'm just not that cool. - No?
我们不去史密斯飞船乐队或贾斯汀·比伯? We're not going to Aerosmith or Justin Bieber?
这是... This is...
勒·迈尔 Le Mare.
这儿的老板兼主厨有三个女儿 The owner and executive chef has three girls, so....
-你是菲利普·勒·迈尔孩子的主治医生 -是 - You treat Phillipe Le Mare's kids? - l do.
-天哪 -尼尔森医生 - Oh, my God. - Dr. Nelson.
-菲利普 -桑姆 你好 我是菲利普·勒·迈尔 - Phillipe. - Sam, hey. Phillipe Le Mare.
-幸会 -不 不 我很荣幸 - Such a pleasure. - No, no, pleasure's mine.
特殊为你们安排的 来吧 Special setup right here. Come on.
小可爱们最近好吗 So how are the beautiful girls?
托你的福 她们都很健康 They're very healthy. They have a good doctor.
事实上 我很少参加晚宴 You know, I don't do a lot of dinner dates, really.
你呢 What about you?
不 你知道吗 No? You know what?
为什么我们不放松一下 Why don't we just relax
了解彼此呢 你认为呢 and get to know each other? What do you say?
你住在这儿吗 So you live around here?
楼上吗 Upstairs?
我就住在电视房的角落里 I just live right around the corner in the TV room.
你知道 我觉得好像在哪见过你 You know, I knew l'd seen you somewhere around here.
顺便说下 西瓜块是个不错的选择 Excellent choice in the crushed watermelon, by the way.
很抱歉我有点敏感 I'm sorry if l'm a little nervous.
我很少接触像你这样的婴儿 It's just that l don't usually meet babies like you.
说实话 我... To be honest, l...
好吧 我喜欢熟女 Well, l like older women.
其实 也不是年纪那么大的 Well, not that much older.
你的体温升高了 You are getting warmer, kiddo.
我不敢相信你从未来过这儿 l can't believe you've never come here.
我很少在外吃饭 l never used to eat out much.
我的前妻会做饭 所以我经常在家吃饭 My ex-wife, she would cook, so we stayed home a lot.
-你结过婚 -你觉得刚才偷摸溜进怎么样 - You were married? - You like how l snuck that in there?
行啊 转移话题 Mm. Clever.
-抱歉 我以为我关机了 -没关系 -l'm so sorry. I thought l turned it off. -That's okay.
梅瑟 给我一晚上的时间 Messer, l get one night off.
不 不是给你的 让爱心医生接 Look, l'm not calling for you, I'm calling for Dr. Love.
好吧 等一下 Okay. All right, hold on.
抱歉 要你接电话 一定是苏菲的问题 I'm sorry, he wants to talk to you. It must be a Sophie question.
你好 Hey.
有点麻烦 It could be a couple things.
送她到圣奥古斯都的急诊室 Take her down to the ER at St.Augustus.
星期五 穆尼医生在值班 It's Friday, so Dr. Mooney's on call.
我告诉他你正在路上 就不必等了 I'll tell him you're on your way. You won't have to wait.
大约一个小时后在那见 We'll see you there in about an hour.
好吧 苏菲发烧了 Okay. Sophie's temperature spiked.
他们需要一个小时 所以我想 They're gonna need an hour, so l was hoping...
我们走吧 We gotta go.
或者我们应该走了 Or we could go.
是的 谢谢 Great. Thank you.
苏菲患了尿道感染 So Sophie's got a urinary-tract infection.
我们要给她注射抗生素 We're gonna put her on an antibiotic drip.
这样能使药物更快进入生殖系统 That gets the medication into her system a bit faster.
明早一上班我就再给她检查 I'll stop back by first thing in the morning and check up on her.
-谢谢 -非常感谢 - Thanks. - Thank you so much.
是的 我本想送你回家来着 Yeah, l was kind of looking forward to dropping you home.
在我脑海里我提前预演过 I had rehearsed this whole thing in my mind.
这比预演的还要好 That was even better than l rehearsed it.
-我再打给你 -好的 - l'll call you later. - Okay.
再次感谢 Thank you again.
看 她的烧退了 Hey, her temp's coming down.
衣服 日托 每月伙食费... Clothes, daycare, monthly food bill...
加上1200美元的急诊费 and now a $1 200 bill from the emergency room.
如果车子再出什么问题 If something happens to the car,
我们中就有一个只能去卖肾了 one of us is gonna sell a kidney.
抚养孩子需要很多花费的 我们讨论过 Having a kid is expensive. We talked about that.
抚养孩子和拓展店面 的确很昂贵 Having kids and an expanding shop, it's a bit much.
花哪来的 Where'd you get the flowers?
今天桑姆送的 我到现在还没给他电话呢 Oh. Sam sent them today. I haven't even called him back yet.
我怎么可以 我是个累赘 I mean, how can I? I'm a disaster.
我不会再去和他约会了 I can't be this girl on the second date.
为了结婚 这钱存了都有十年了吧 This is what you save for marriage. Like 10 years in.
别再想钱了 会过去的 Don't stress about the money. We'll be fine.
我打给朗尼 修好墙... I'll just call Lonnie and we'll patch up the wall...
或许过几年 我们再考虑扩建 and maybe in a few years, we can rebuild it or something.
等一下 你这是要停工吗 Wait, so you're gonna pull the plug on the remodel?
不能再增加施工贷款了 没关系 不是吗 I can't increase the construction loan. It's okay, you know?
我就开个店而不是酒店 可以的 I'll just have a shop and not a restaurant. It's fine.
没关系的 It'll be okay.
你知道的 我可以给你钱 You know, I can give you the money.
-我有积蓄 -不 不 我不能这么做 -l have savings. -No. No, I can't let you do that.
-我绝不能用你的钱 -我想 -l would never take your savings. -l want to.
我们共同抚养孩子 共同拥有这个房子 We're raising a kid together. We have this house together.
这只是其中的一部分 This is just part of it.
接受别人的帮助不代表你没用 Look, having somebody help you doesn't mean that you failed.
只能说明你并不孤独 It just means that you're not in it alone.
好吧 但这不是个礼物 Okay, but it can't be a gift.
除非是作为投资 否则我不会接受的 I won't take it unless it's an investment.
好的 我是法蓝奇[fraiche亦是一款男士香水名]的投资人了 Fine. I'm an investor in Fraiche.
你是... You're...
你是我的法朗奇面包店的投资人 You're an investor in "Fraiche."
-"法蓝奇"抱歉 -法朗奇 - "Fraiche." Sorry. - "Fraiche."
给你百分之二的利息 That entitles you to 2 percent of profits.
-百分之三 -二 - Three percent. - Two.
食物和红酒可以打折 And, hey, a discount on food and wine.
-打折吗 -九折 - Discount? - Ten percent.
-八五折 -九折 - Fifteen percent. - Ten percent.
真是大打折扣 It's a great discount.
-那么你做饭 -成交 - Then you throw in dinner. - Oh, deal.
-好的 -好的 太棒了 - All right. - Awesome. Okay.
天哪 非常感谢 你帮了我大忙了 Oh, my God. Thank you so much. That's huge.
好了 今天我请客 就你和我 Okay, dinner, tonight, on me. You and me.
你好 Hello.
-你真漂亮 -谢谢 - You look so pretty. - Oh, thank you.
天哪 Oh, my God.
-你好 -你好 - Hey. - Hey.
所有的号码都在这儿 So here are all the numbers.
我们的手机号 My cell phone, his cell phone,
饭店的 儿科医生的 the restaurant and the pediatrician.
是的 Yep.
你们是想出门 You know you actually
留我在家照看宝宝吗 have to leave the house for me to do my job?
-是的 -对 - Yeah. - Yes.
-好的 可以 -好的 可以 - Okay. All right. - Okay. All right.
-好了 玩的开心 -再见 再见 - Okay, have fun. - Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
霍丽 这儿真是太棒了 This place is amazing, Holly.
不敢相信我以前居然没有来过这儿 I can't believe l haven't been here before.
看看 厨房忍者 Look at you. You're a kitchen ninja.
-你没有参照食谱吗 -是的 - You don't follow any kind of a recipe? - No.
这是我唯一可以随心所欲的地方 This is the only place in life where l do not follow a plan.
你准备了5分钟 不 You got under five minutes. No.
我自然醒来了 I was technically awake.
-你确定要做这个吗 -说到做到 可以的 - Are you sure you wanna do this? - A bet's a bet. I can do this.
-你没必要 -我觉得不靠谱的嘛 - You don't have to. - You know what l'm not sure about?
就是这头盔 太逊了 至少该有点霹雳闪电花纹吧 The helmet.It's lame. I want something with thunderbolts on it.
准备打开阻气门 We're gonna pull out the choke.
-什么 -阻气门 -The what? - The choke.
-好的 -这样吗 - Okay. - All right?
打开油门 抓住离合器 Turn on the ignition, pull in the clutch.
这里 抓住这个 抓住这个 Here. Hold that in. Hold that in.
-好的 -推启动器 - Okay. - Push the starter button.
好的 出发了 All right, there we go.
好的 左手是离合器 右手是节流阀 All right, left hand is the clutch, right hand is the throttle.
-好的 -好的 支架上来 - Okay. - All right, let's get your kickstand up.
我居然在骑可笑的摩托车 Oh, l'm on a freaking motorcycle!
雨人 电影名
放松 雨人 还没好吗 现在是一档 Easy there, Rain Man. We're not done? Now we're in first gear.
-好的 -抓住 - Okay. - Hold that.
-我不上来 就不要放开离合器...-放开吗 - Don't let go of that clutch till I get on... - Let go?
-天哪 -不 - Oh, my God. - No.
天哪 梅瑟 梅瑟 抱歉 Oh, my God. Oh, Messer. Oh, Messer, I'm so sorry.
-不 没关系的 没事吧 -没事 没事 - No, it's okay. Are you all right? - Yeah, yeah.
不 Oh, no.
不 你生气了 Oh, no. Are you mad?
不 我...我要坐下 No, I'm just... I'm gonna sit down.
我以为你会说 "随便吧" I thought you said, "Let go."
要我去和司机谈谈吗 Do you want me to go talk to the bus driver maybe?
-天哪 梅瑟 很抱歉 -别担心 - God, l am so sorry, Messer. - Don't worry about it.
-我会赔的 我保证 -我真服了 - l'm gonna pay for it, I promise. - l'm actually in awe.
你连一英寸都没开就毁了它 You didn't even drive it a foot before you destroyed it.
-真是糟透了 真抱歉 -没关系的 好吗 - l feel so bad. I'm really sorry. - lt's fine. Okay?
只是辆摩托车 It's just a bike.
真没关系吗 还是说说而已 Do you mean that, or are you just saying that...
好像我再说下去 你就要哭了 because you think if l keep talking, you're gonna cry?
进去吧 Get inside.
-你好 -你好 - Hi. - Hi.
我不想去碰她 I didn't wanna move her.
好了 That's okay.
艾米 等等 Amy, wait a second.
好了 现在 得了 别推脱了 Here you go. Now, come on, no backsies.
-艾米 谢谢 -谢谢 再见 晚安 -Thanks, Amy. -Thank you. Bye-bye. Have a good night.
你们很登对 I think you guys make a really cute couple.
泰勒·斯威夫特 美乡村女歌手
她也这样说泰勒·斯威夫特和《暮色》的主角 She said the same thing about Taylor Swift and that Twilight kid.
天哪 这是他们的房间 Oh, my God, we're in their room.
不必担心 It's not so scary.
-这个房间很漂亮 -是的 - This room is beautiful. - Yeah.
-我们怎么都没用过它 -我也不知道 - How come we haven't used it at all? - l have no idea.
这些被单织密度是多少啊 What thread count are these sheets? Ooh!
你认为是他们安排的吗 You think they planned this?
什么 What?
我们 不 不 Us? No. No.
他们曾试过一次 我们都知道结果 They tried that once before. We know how that worked out.
那么 我现在差不多明白了 Well, l kind of get it now.
什么 他们为什么要撮合我们 What, why they set us up?
是的 我以前总不明白 Yeah, l never understood it before,
但是现在我了解你... but now that I know you better...
我明白了艾丽森的用心 I can see what Alison was thinking.
你和她有很多共同点 You have a lot in common with her.
-与艾丽森吗 -是的 - With Alison? - Yeah.
你以为会是皮特 You'd think it would be Peter,
但是你更多地让我想起她 but it's her you remind me more of.
她有趣开朗 不是吗 She was just so fun and easygoing, you know?
-有个意外发现 -什么 - l have a surprise. - What?
-我之前发现的 -什么 - Something I found earlier. - What?
-一些走私品 -天哪 不 - A little contraband. - Oh, my God, no.
-什么意思 不 -我们不能 - What do you mean, no? - We can't.
-苏菲在隔壁 -她睡着了 - Sophie is asleep in the next room. - She's asleep.
拜托 这个可以预防疾病 Come on, it'll help us stave off glaucoma.
-不 -拜托 - No. - Come on.
不 绝对不能 No. Absolutely not.
我们不能嗑药 We cannot smoke that.
不 Don't.
-为什么放那儿 -我只拿几块 - Why are you leaving them? - l'm just taking a few.
我们吃不完 We're not gonna eat all these.
好了 快点 我们走 我们在看什么 All right. Come on, let's go. What are we watching?
跳进车里 Jump in the car
系上安全带 And buckle up
你知道吗 本来有5个扭扭 You know there was five Wiggles originally?
我就是那第5个 I was the fifth Wiggle.
跳进车里 Jump in the car
系上安全带 Put on my seat belt
开始全天的路程 And we can ride the whole day long
-真棒 怎么做的 -这么扭就好 - Oh! That's neat. How do you do that? - Like a wiggle.
-我对了吗 对了吗 -很棒 - Am I doing it? Am l doing it? - That's good.
这不适合孩子 This is inappropriate for children.
闪耀的月亮没有阳光 The shining moon sees no sunlight
太阳没有月光 The sun sees no moonbeams
-月亮与太阳是朋友吗 -是最好的朋友 - So the moon and the sun are friends? - They're best friends.
他们在彼此的梦中 They're in each other's dreams
怎么了 谁 What? Who?
-有人吗 -那是儿童监视器 - Hello? - That's the baby monitor.
电话在哪儿 Oh, where's the phone?
-好像是门铃 -我去开门 - l think it's the door. - l'll get the door.
梅瑟先生 早上好 Oh, good morning, Mr. Messer.
希望没有打扰到你们 I hope this isn't too inconvenient a time.
不 不 不 很好 给我们一分钟 No, no, no, this is perfect. Just give us one minute.
事实上 外面很热 我想要... Actually, it's rather warm outside. I'd love to...
-雅尼来了 -什么 现在 - Hey, Janine is here. - What? Now?
-天哪 真不是时候 -拜托 - God, that lady has the worst timing. - Come on.
你照看苏菲 我打扫楼上 你打扫楼下 You take Sophie. I'll clean upstairs, you clean downstairs.
-把毒品收起来 -知道了 - And get the illicit drugs. - Okay.
好了 好了 好了 我们没有抽 Okay, okay, okay. We didn't smoke it.
-我快疯了 -你好了吗 好的 - l got a little carried away. - You ready? Okay.
-苏菲在哪 -苏菲在哪 - Where's Sophie? - Where's Sophie?
那么... So...?
搞定了 好了 搞定了 There we go. All right, there we go.
好的 你们似乎已经习惯了这个角色 Well, you seem more settled in your roles.
是的 是 我们学会了很多 Yeah, yeah. We have learned a lot.
苏菲小姐也学会了很多 她会走路了 And so has Miss Sophie. She's walking now.
那么你们相处的怎么样 有矛盾吗 So how are you two getting along? Is there any tension?
-我们吗 -我们怎么会有矛盾 -Us? -Why would there be tension?
-一切都妙不可言 -一切顺利 顺利 顺利 -Everything's fantastic. -Everything's all good, good, good.
你有想过你们要怎样一起... Have you thought about how you're gonna make this work...
或者说你们怎样打算的 or what your plans might be together?
还没走到那一步 不是很熟 We hadn't really gotten that far. It's still pretty new.
出了点事 始料未及 And some things just happened with no plan at all.
是吗 我有个计划 Really? Because I kind of had a plan in mind.
是吗 我从未想过 Really? It just never occurred
你会对我的计划感兴趣 to me that you had any interest in my plans.
你怎会不知道我想和你一起计划 How could you not know I wanted to plan with you?
或许我不是个像你一样经验丰富的策划 Maybe I'm not as experienced a planner as you.
你是个出色的策划 l think you're a good planner.
得了 你们上床了 Oh, come on, people, you had sex.
我保证 我们不会让私生活 We have no intention of letting
影响对孩子的教育 our personal lives affect our parenting, l promise.
你们要结婚吗 You gonna get married?
6小时前发生的事 This happened, what, six hours ago?
这有点特殊 我不知道她是否... That's a little specific. I don't know if she...
如果这失败了呢 你打算在车库睡觉吗 What if it doesn't work out? Are you gonna sleep in the garage?
这种情况下的性生活 就像是白蚁 Sex in this situation, it's like termites.
会导致家庭的不稳定 It makes for a very unstable household.
本来以为今天这趟蛮轻松的 You were supposed to be my easy case.
来之前我还喝了杯美味的咖啡 I got a nice coffee on the way here.
我以为 "今天这事好解决 I thought, "Gonna deal with my easy case,
就当做小休假" gonna make it like a little vacation. Yay!"
-雅尼...-天哪 - Look, Janine, it... - Now, oh, my God.
我还会来做一次探访 We have one more meeting scheduled.
在那之前 先解决你们的私人问题 Before then, work out your personal issues.
你们是不是要结婚 还是假装啥事没发生 Whether you decide to get engaged or pretend it never happened...
与我无关 I don't care.
快点解决 好吗 Just work your shit out, okay?
-好的 好的 -好的 好 - Okay, okay. - Okay, okay.
-不介意我吃块巧克力蛋糕吧 -天哪 不 不 不 - Do you mind if l snag a brownie? - Oh, God, no. No, no, no.
真的 抱歉 Oh, really, l'm so sorry.
这些很难吃 我是个专业的烘焙师 It's a bad batch, and l'm a professional baker.
不 没关系 你的房子 你的食物 No, it's okay. Your house, your food.
不管怎样 抱歉 我要走了 Anyway, so l'm sorry. I'm out of here.
-谢谢 -抱歉 - Thank you. - l'm sorry.
-你...-没关系 谢谢 - Are you...? - lt's okay. Thank you.
你是我最后一个单身的朋友 You're my last single friend.
没有你 我就与世隔绝了 Without you, I have no link to the outside.
好了 不明白为什么会这样 我们只是...做了 Look, l don't know why we did it. We just... We just did.
你知道什么是婚姻吗 想象一下监狱 Do you know what marriage is like? Imagine a prison.
-平淡无奇 -我们没有结婚 - And then don't change anything. - We're not married.
你们共同抚养一个孩子 You guys are raising a kid together.
结婚的人才那么干 That's the most married you can get.
梅瑟 Messer.
-有时间吗 -是的 - Minute? - Oh, yeah.
我给了你一个长休假 So l gave you a nice big fat break.
一切不是那么顺利 That didn't go so well.
我是要向你吸取教训 Should I learn my lesson with you,
还是给你另一个工作 or should l give you another shot?
让我选择 我选工作 Given a choice, I'd go with that one, the shot.
你比其他人做的都好 You get it better than just about anybody here.
体育不是数据统计或熟记比赛 Sports isn't just about stats and memorizing plays.
而是洞察力 是感觉 It's about insight, it's about feeling.
你有这个天赋 但你总是四处游荡 You got the talent, but you are all over the place.
阿兰 我可以在一个地方 I can be in one place, Alan.
-你可以吗 -可以 - Can you? - Yeah.
你能够呆在凤凰城吗 Can you be in Phoenix?
直播太阳队中心 A spot opened up directing for the Suns.
他们打来要找个称职的人 They called, asked who l thought was right for the job.
我想推荐你 I'd like to tell them you.
想好了告诉我 Let me know.
每当我想到你 Every time l think of you
总是令我窒息 I always catch my breath
我仍在这里 你却在千里之外 And l'm still standing here and you're miles away
有些人相处的越来越好 Somebody's getting along pretty good.
甜蜜的两只小猫 Mmm. Two cats in heat.
看 调皮的小猫咪 Ooh. Look at her. Frisky kitty.
太自在了 他们肯定做了 That's too casual. I'll tell you this, they totally did it.
我不这么认为 真的不这么想 I don't think so. I honestly don't think so.
她下注400美元赌他们劳动节发生性关系 She bet me $400 that they were gonna sleep together by Labor Day.
这就是你为什么那么说的原因 That's why you're saying that.
我好像在看关于爱情的犯罪现场调查 l feel like l'm watching CSI: Relationship.
如果在我人生的任何阶段能够看到我 If me at any age of my life could see me,
他会踢我的猫屁股 知道吗 he would kick my cat ass, you know that?
梅瑟欠你25美分 他说了猥琐的话 Uh-oh. Messer owes you a quarter, he does. He said a bad word.
梅瑟 听说你住在这附近 Messer. I heard you lived around here.
本 你好 Ben, hey.
加入凤凰城 太棒了 Sweet move, landing Phoenix.
我们在竞技场想念你 We're gonna miss you around the arena.
我们还在讨论呢 We're still talking about that.
阿兰说这事好像已经定了 Alan said it seemed like a done deal.
我们可能要开会后才定 We're probably gonna be over at the band in a bit.
到时再见 Meet you there.
胡子很漂亮 Nice whiskers though.
什么事儿啊 What was that about?
没事 该走了 Nothing. Come on, let's go, let's go.
谢了 Thank you.
行了 梅瑟 别瞒我了 Come on, Messer, out with it.
只是那天阿兰和我一起谈过的事 It's just something Alan and I talked about the other day.
他要我当一回导播 就在 He put me up for a directing job. It's....
-凤凰城 -太阳队的 - In Phoenix. - For the Suns.
和他的手下干一个赛季 Running their whole crew for the season.
你还是拒绝了 对吧 You said no, though, right?
我不想太无理 Well, I didn't wanna be rude
我只想脚踏实地 and just turn it down right on the spot.
那为什么瞒着我 So why didn't you tell me about it?
因为我不想 不知道 不想把它当回事 Because I didn't-- I don't know, I didn't want it to be a thing.
再说这不是说做就能做的 It's not like I can take it anyway.
-但你心里想做 -我当然想了 - But you want to. - Well, of course I want to.
-这可是黄金机会 -所以你会再考虑一下 - It's a huge opportunity. - So you're thinking about it.
-不 -不吗 - No. - No?
不 我不会再考虑了 No, I'm not thinking about it.
我搞不懂为什么你提都不提一下 I don't understand why you didn't just mention it to me.
因为按你的脾气 Because I didn't want you to get upset,
我不想让你不爽 which you obviously are.
八字还没一撇我怎么会不爽 Why would I be upset if it's not even a possibility?
好了 梅瑟 Know what, Mess?
别摆弄那些食物了好吗 Can you just stop with the food for one minute?
你能老实告诉我 Can you just tell me honestly,
会考虑接下那个工作吗 are you thinking about taking this job?
对 有那个想法儿 Yeah. I'm thinking about it.
我很熟悉这个工作 This is something that I've been working for, okay?
要在以前有这个机会我会毫不犹豫的 I would've jumped at this opportunity before.
在苏菲和我之前吗 Before Sophie and before me?
懂了 来吧 小怪物 I get it. Come on. Come here, bugaboo.
-霍丽 -小怪物 小怪物 - Holly. Holl-- - Hey, bugaboos. Hello, bugaboos.
我们以后到底要怎么办 How was this gonna work exactly?
我们是跟你走呢 还是你甩手走人 Were we gonna go with you, or were you gonna leave?
不知道 我从没想那么多 I don't know. I never had to think for three people.
我甚至很少想自己 这只是个工作而已 I barely had to think for one. It's just a job offer, okay?
绝对不是 你其实 No, it's not, it's exactly
早就想这么做了 一拍两散 what you've been waiting for, a clean out.
-瞎说 -你根本不想到这儿来 - That's not true. - You have never wanted to be here.
那一切对我们都是逢场作戏罢了 And after everything, you still think of us as temporary.
你以为我没付出过吗 You think that I'm not in this?
我放弃了我的房子 我的摩托 I gave up my place, I gave up my motorcycle,
我给你钱投资餐厅 I gave you money for your restaurant.
-我从没向你要过钱 -我那是为了你高兴 - I never asked you for money. - I did it to make you happy.
我付出了一切去演好这该死的角色 I gave up everything to play this frigging part.
演好角色 "Play this part"?
狐狸露出尾巴了啊 That's what this is to you.
我们住别人的房子 Well, we're living in their house,
睡别人的床 养别人的孩子 we're sleeping in their bed, we're raising their kid.
就像小两口似的 可我们不是 We're acting like we're married, but we're not.
你对小苏菲也是装的了 Have you been pretending with Sophie?
不是 我爱小苏菲 No, I love Sophie.
那只是对我装了 So just me, then.
你去导播好了 梅瑟 You should take the job, Messer.
好的 对不起 I know. I'm sorry.
对不起 I'm sorry.
秋季
我来了 苏菲 来了宝贝儿 就一会 I'm coming, Soph. I'm coming, honey, hold on.
我知道你的荷包蛋要好了 I knew you'd be up to your eyeballs in egg whites,
就带她来了 so I just grabbed her.
-谢了 -坐吧 - Thanks. - There you go.
早上好 苏菲小姐 我想你了 Good morning, Miss Soph. I missed you.
昨晚你睡得好香 说个"苹果"听听吧 You slept so good last night. Can you say "Apple"?
苹果 Apple.
香蕉 Banana.
安东尼奥·班德拉斯 西班牙电影演员
为啥我发那音总象安东尼奥·班德拉斯似的 Why do I always sound like Antonio Banderas when l do that.
香蕉 Banana.
虽然我想在这儿 I'd love to sit and eat,
但今天费尼斯特双胞胎要来 but I got the Finister twins coming in this morning...
只要晚一分钟 ...and if I'm even a minute late,
他们又会把待客室翻个个儿 they will redecorate my waiting room, again.
待会儿见了 I'll see you later?
等等 拿个松饼 Wait, take a muffin.
谢谢 再见了 苏菲 Thanks. Bye, Sophie.
-拜 -拜 - Bye. - Bye.
凤凰城太阳队的史蒂夫·纳什传给 And the Phoenix Suns' Steve Nash to a....
格雷格 准备切镜头 开始 Greg, ready that cutaway. Roll it.
切 Take it.
...怪人 我来这有何用 ...Weirdo, what the hell am I doing here?
-谢谢 -快看啊 - Thanks. - Oh, look.
哎哟 瞧瞧 你都这么大了 Oh, look at you. My goodness, you're getting so big.
-长得真快 不是吗 -爱聊根本看不出来呀 - She's huge, right? - That iChat doesn't do her justice.
Ichat--苹果电脑聊天工具
-"梅瑟" 说个"梅瑟" -祝你好运吧 - "Messer." Can you say "Messer"? - Oh, good luck with that.
-还不会说霍丽吗 -不会 - Still no "Holly," Huh? - Nope.
你知道还有比 You know what it's like to
杯子 池子 长颈鹿更常用的词吗 be outranked by "Cup," "Pool," And "Giraffe"?
好的 东西都准备齐了 Okay, so we are all set for Monday.
雅尼破例换了一下探访时间 Janine actually broke tradition and scheduled something.
看来你们不打算扩张了 是吗 那太糟了 So you really did kill the expansion, huh? That's too bad.
是啊 我们还是喜欢原来的样子 所以 Yeah, we were like this before and we were fine, so....
那好 该走了 All right, you ready?
回头见 See you.
-玩好啊 -遵命 - Have fun. - Okay.
-哎 梅瑟 -有事吗 - Hey, Mess? - Yeah?
我不知道你还有别的事没有 I don't know if you have any plans or not...
是这样 桑姆和我正在筹划一个感恩节晚宴 ...but, well, Sam and I are hosting a Thanksgiving dinner...
邻居们都会去 ...and the neighbors are gonna be there.
他们一直问起你 They keep asking about you,
所以我不知道你是否愿意来玩 so I don't know, maybe you wanna join us.
-愿意 -是吗 - Yeah. - Yeah?
-是啊 为什么不呢 -好啊 - Yeah, what the hell. - Okay.
-你主厨吗 -是的 - All right. You're cooking? - Yes.
-那好 到时见了 -好极了 - All right. I'll see you there. - Great.
我们要走了 快说再见 Say goodbye. There we go.
怎么样 You think?
需要再加点肉豆蔻吗 You don't think it needs more nutmeg?
跟没问一样 You are no help.
我去开 I'll get it.
别乱跑 Whoa, settle down.
-你好 -你好 - Hey. - Hi.
-感恩节快乐 -也祝你快乐 - Happy Thanksgiving. - Yeah, you too.
-我带了瓶红酒 -谢谢 - I got you a little wine. - Thanks.
九块钱一瓶 Nine bucks.
-小苏菲在哪儿 -在那边 - Where's Soph? - She's back there.
-好的 -快进来 - Okay. - Come on in.
你好 小甜心 Hey, sweetie.
-他向我招手了 -行了 - That was a wave to me. - Okay.
你们还准备干些什么疯狂的事吗 So, what else you maniacs been up to?
我告诉你 I'm gonna tell you
凯利和我正在学习爱侣空手道 Gary and I are taking a couples' karate class.
好玩 Fun.
我才发现 I just figure out
我对他可不是完全没有还手之力 I'm not gonna be around to defend him all the time.
-他可是越来越难对付 -是啊 - Toughen him up. - Yeah.
向你的伴侣脸上踢几脚 What a great opportunity to get
是个多么好的发泄的机会啊 to kick your spouse in the face once in a while...
但是要注意轻重缓急 ...in a controlled setting where it's okay and it's expected.
梅瑟 Messer.
-你怎么样啊 医生 -不错 不错 - Hey. How you doing, doc? - Good, good.
-很高兴你能来 -谢谢 - Glad you could make it. - Appreciate that.
虽然 严格来讲 这是我的房子 Although, technically, this is my house,
但很高兴你能住下来 so I'm glad you could make it.
我知道这有点奇怪 You know, I know this is a little weird.
-不 这不奇怪 -有点怪 - No, it's not weird. - It's a little weird.
这房子 我们大家都有份 特别是你 The house, we're all a part of it, especially you.
是啊 我们都喜欢房子 Yeah, we're all fans of the house.
今天的晚宴对我们来说 Hey, dinner today is a great way for us
是很好的告别方式 对吗 to say goodbye, right?
绝对没错 Absolutely.
抱歉 我没有听错吧 I'm sorry, am I missing something?
你在卖房子吗 You're selling the house?
你要什么时候才告诉我 When were you gonna tell me about this?
在接受探访之后吧 After our meeting with CPS.
这房子实在太大 梅瑟 It's just too big, Messer.
维护费要一大笔钱 你知道的 The upkeep's a fortune. You know that.
-有一半是我在付的 -那我很感激 - I'm paying my half. - I appreciate that,
但还是不够 but it's still not enough.
你应该先和我商量 霍丽 You should've asked me, Holly.
你去凤凰城怎么和我商量的 Oh, like you asked me about moving to Phoenix?
你不能卖掉房子 You're not selling the house.
他们想让她在这里长大 They wanted her to grow up here.
他们想让你和我共同抚养她 What they wanted was you and I to raise her together,
而你却拍拍屁股溜之大吉 but you walked away from that obligation.
那你就不应该再找个人来 You sure didn't waste any time finding somebody else
陪你吃苦 不是吗 hold diaper bag, did you?
真的吗 就因为你当了逃兵 Oh, really? Are you gonna try to make me feel bad
也想把我拉下水吗 because you walked away?
我明白你什么都想自己来 I do get you wanted to do it all on your own,
但没有我你什么也干不成 but you never could've done it without me.
那就是为什么我前脚一走 That's why ten seconds after I was gone,
你后脚就找来个替身 you found you self a Replacement Messer.
他不是什么替身 He is not Replacement Messer.
真是没有不透风的墙 不是吗 Sound really travels in here, don't you think?
知道吗 他绝对不像你 You know what? He is nothing like you.
桑姆绝对不像你 Sam is nothing like you.
他热情又善良 而且他 He is warm and kind, and he
从不关键时刻掉链子 doesn't run away at the first sign of something real.
是 我是跑了 我最好的朋友死了 Yeah, I ran. My best friend died,
一夜过后又冒出来房子和小孩 and overnight I had a house and a baby.
-我抱歉如果 -如果什么 - I'm sorry if-- - If what?
-我害怕了 -你以为我就不怕了 - I was scared. - You don't think I was scared?
这对你要轻松的多 你想要这种生活 It was easier for you. You wanted this.
你想要和他们一样的生活 You wanted the life that they had.
但不是以这种方式 上帝 不是这种方式 But not the way I got it. Jesus, not the way I got it.
更别说和那个从没爱过我的人一起生活 And surely not with somebody who didn't love me back.
我爱过你 But I did.
霍丽 现在依然如此 Holly, I still do.
不 你说对了 No, you're right.
我们只是 We were just....
我们只是假装和他们一样 We were just pretending to be them.
我们利用彼此去度过难关 We needed each other to get through everything.
现在都解决了 我们 And now that's done, and we
用不着再装了 梅瑟 好吗 don't need to pretend anymore, Messer, okay?
我可不想和你吵架 拜托 I don't wanna fight with you, please.
我要回凤凰城了 I'm gonna go back to Phoenix.
雅尼的事你自己看着办吧 You can handle Janine on your own.
看起来没有我你说谎更能得心应手 Looks like you got things covered here without me.
妈的 Oh, damn it.
感恩节快乐 大家伙儿 Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
很高兴见到大家 It was great to see you all.
如果你们到凤凰城来 尽管来玩儿好了 If you're ever in Phoenix, don't be afraid to look me up.
晚饭好了 Okay, dinner is served.
你们都该尝尝各种调料 真的 很香的 You guys all should try the stuffing. Really, it's amazing.
里面有些腊肠之类的东西 There's an andouille-sausage thing going on,
包你们喜欢 so you'll love it.
开始上桌吧 快点 大家 Go ahead and dig in. Come on, everybody, just....
快吃 Eat, now.
-谢谢光临 -晚安 宝贝 - All right, thanks for coming. - Good night, sweetie.
好吧 是我不好 Yeah, okay, that was bad.
是啊 也许我们发展地太快了 Yeah, maybe we did go too fast.
你显然还对他有感觉 霍丽 You're clearly have unresolved feelings for him, Holly.
梅瑟和我很难谈得拢 Messer and I barely got along under the best circumstances...
而且那种机会也很少 ...and there weren't very many of those either.
如果我妻子和我像那样吵架 If my wife and I fought like that...
是不会分手的 ...well, we'd still be married.
你知道吗 皮特和艾丽森出事之前 You know, before anything happened to Peter and Alison...
你就是那个我想在一起的男人 ...you were exactly the guy I wanted to be with.
我会无时无刻的想你 I would lose time thinking about you,
甚至还不知道你叫什么 and I didn't even know your name yet.
我会想你们的 I'll miss you guys.
莱昂纳多是个没用的怪物 "Leonardo was a terrible monster.
他吓唬不了任何人 He couldn't scare anyone.
他没有1642 He didn't have 1642--"
妈妈 Mama.
不 霍丽 No, Holly.
-不 我是霍丽 -妈妈 - No, I'm Holly. - Mama.
是的 孩子 我是你妈妈 Yeah, baby girl. I'm your mama.
事实上 你知道 一个人做事 The truth is, you know, sometimes it works better...
利索多了 知道吗 ...with one person doing everything, you know?
没有账单 没有争吵 No charts, no arguments.
我知道这很不理想 I know it's not ideal.
但是父母们什么时候有过理想呢 对不 But since when do parents get the ideal, right?
对吧 小美女 好的 好的 Right? Right, pretty girl? Huh? I know, I know.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
我不能这样做 这样不对 I can't do this. This isn't right.
-有什么不妥吗 -是的 我就是一蠢蛋 - Is there a problem? - Yeah, I'm an idiot.
我要重新安排一下 抱歉 我要去机场 I gotta reschedule. I'm sorry. I need to get to the airport.
-走吧 -什么 - Come on. - What?
快接 接电话 接电话 接电话 All right, come on. Pick up, pick up, pick up.
你好 我是梅瑟 Hey, this is Messer.
留点脏话吧 Leave me something dirty.
你知道 我可以回头再找你 You know, I could have come back for you.
这是我们最后一次会面 Well, this is our last meeting,
我下月有新客户 and I'm booked up for the next month.
-不管如何 这次一定要解决了 -好吧 - One way or another, we're finishing it. - Okay.
如果你想早点到那儿 If you wanna get there quickly,
你要加快速度了 you might wanna drive faster than other cars.
但你在看着我 But you're observing me, so....
-我看你快要赶不上航班了 冲吧 -好的 - I'm observing you miss the flight. Move it. - Okay.
距离亚特兰大机场1英里
到这来 Come here.
2010年7月22日 第一步 July 22nd, 2010. First steps.
你去哪 快回来 Where you going? Come back.
你有一个美好的家庭 You have a beautiful family.
谢谢 Thank you.
女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen...
飞往凤凰城的722航班开始登机 ...Flight 722 to Phoenix will now begin boarding.
我需要两张 Hi. Hi. I need two tickets
可以到任何地方的候机室的票 that will get me anywhere near Terminal T...
请尽快 ...as fast as possible, please.
三张 我不想呆在车里 Three. I'm not waiting in the car.
小孩鞋也要 女士 The baby's shoes too, ma'am.
开玩笑吗 只是婴儿鞋 Are you kidding me? They're baby shoes.
给我抱 你快去 Just give her to me. Give her to me. Go.
接着 好 谢谢 Here. Okay, thanks.
你大老远的跑到那儿 It's just, you ran all the way there...
我以为我接过苏菲 ...and I thought when I took Sophie,
就能 你知道 it would be, you know, okay.
我知道 你知道 你做的不错 很棒 I know. You know, you did great, you did.
别担心了 我没事儿 我会的 Don't worry about me. I'll be fine, I will.
-我还有苏菲呢 -是啊 - I've got Sophie. - Yeah.
也许这都是老天安排的 所以 And maybe this is the way things were meant to be, so--
你会伤心的 You're just gonna be so unhappy.
我不会再哭了 I'm not gonna start crying again.
我们该进去了 I should get Sophie inside.
是 当然了 Yeah, sure.
-你会是一个好妈妈的 -谢谢 - You're gonna be a great mom. - Thanks.
-我会让儿童服务部知道你通过了 -谢谢 - I'll let CPS know you passed. - Thank you. Thanks.
-精神点 -好 - Chin up. - Okay.
我很抱歉我哭了 I'm really sorry that I cried.
-没事儿 习惯了 -好的 - No problem. Used to crying. - Okay.
要玩钥匙吗 Wanna play with the keys?
别再搞掉了 Just don't lose them like last time.
天啊 梅瑟 老天 Oh, my God. Messer. Oh, my God.
我不是故意的 好吧 I didn't mean to scare you, all right?
我有钥匙 以为雅尼来 你会在家 I had my key, and I thought that you'd be home for Janine.
梅瑟 Messer--
好了 别说话 听我说 Look, please don't say anything. Just listen.
我终于明白了为啥皮特和艾丽森要选咱俩 I finally figured out why Peter and Alison picked us.
不是因为我们是他们最好的朋友 And it's not because we knew them best.
是因为我们在一起 和苏菲 It's because you and me together, with Sophie...
某种意义上 是一家人 ...somehow, we're a family.
就像他们一家 那是选我们的原因 Like they were. And that's why they picked us.
我走后 想的不只你或她 我想我们大家 And when I'm gone, I don't just miss her or you, I miss us.
我想我们一家 I miss our family.
我知道我们要走老路了 I know we got it all backwards.
你要去约会 恋爱 You're supposed to meet, fall in love,
然后有小孩 我都不管 then have a baby, but I don't care.
我不管怎么发生的 因为我爱上你们了 I don't care how it happened, because I fell in love with you.
-我爱上这个家了 -梅瑟 - I fell in love with our family. - Messer.
我去过机场了 I was at the airport.
你计划去旅游都不让我知道吗 Did you plan some kind of a trip that I'm not aware of?
不是 No.
你听见我说我爱你了吗 Well, did you hear me say I loved you?
要不我再说一遍 Because I can say it again.
好吧 Okay.
我爱你 I love you.
冬季
当我发现我又一次怀孕了之后 When I found out that I was pregnant again,
我哭了一遍又一遍 I just cried and I cried and I cried.
我说 斯考特 And I said, "Scott,
我们能担得起这份幸福吗 能吗 can we be this blessed? Can we?"
我不能再说了 那样太不礼貌了 We can't repeat what I said. It was not polite.
不能说 我们 We cannot. We were--
知道吗 我想坎贝尔需要一个新尿布了 You know what? I think Campbell needs a new diaper.
-好的 -谢谢了 - Okay. - Thank you.
-我吗 -是的 - Me, huh? - Yeah.
-好吧 -看他去了 - All right. - Look at him go.
斯考特 你能给我 Oh, Scott, could you get me
来一杯冰水什么的 maybe a little glass of ice water or something?
当然 为什么我没早给你拿 Of course. Why haven't I done that already?
不知道 Oh, I don't know.
借过 Coming through.
-要点曲奇吗 -我都不知吃啥好了 - Hey. Cookie? - Uh-oh. I don't know what's more delicious.
-不了 谢谢 正在减肥 -好的 - Oh, no, thanks. Trying to cut back. - Okay.
来一个 我要吃一个 大部分是葡萄干 Give me that back. I'll take one of these. Mostly raisins.
-很像沙拉 -很不错的沙拉 - It's like a salad. - Yeah. It's a great salad.
全是为了睡好觉 伙计 It's all about the sleep schedule, man.
你必须先把小孩哄着 You've gotta put those babies to sleep.
苏菲想找今天的大忙人 Hey, Sophie has a request for the caterer.
-蛋糕 -啊 - Cake. - Yeah.
蛋糕吗 喜欢蛋糕吗 Cake? Do you like cake?
简单 易懂 It's simple, it's understated, it's....
你知道的 我的风格 简单 不做作 Yeah, you know me. That's how I roll. Simple, understated.
-好的 好的 -是啊 - Ah. Okay, okay. - Ah. Yes.
从来不敷衍了事 是吗 You're never gonna get any easier, are you?
绝不 还有一个 Nope. And I have another one.
-什么 她二岁了 -我们的 我们仨在一起才一年 - What? She's 2. - It's for us, because we made it a year.
好了 宝贝 Okay, babe.
-好的 -准备好了 - All right. - Ready?
-这就开始了 苏菲 -我们来了 - Here we go, Soph. Alrighty. - Here we go.
来了 生日聚会马上开始 Here we go. We're going to the birthday party.
祝你生日快乐 Happy birthday to you
生日快乐 亲爱的苏菲 Happy birthday, dear Sophie
祝你生日快乐 Happy birthday to you