我本來想去理個髮 I meant to get a haircut.
我給你準備了生日禮物 凱西 I got a present for ya', Casey.
尼古拉斯·凱奇真是...
太棒了
凱西 親愛的 Casey, sweetie,
快收下啊 這是爸爸給你的禮物 you take your daddy's present now.
這傢伙是個傳奇
哇 Whoa.
外賣到了
去開門吧 費爾南多
我也有你的照片 I got a picture of you, too.
瑪麗亞 Maria!
不 不 不 不 No! No, no! No!
生日快樂 寶貝 Happy birthday, darlin'.
不 No!
加利福尼亞 洛杉磯
喔 Whoa!
謝謝 Thank you.
你肯定看過曼凱維奇導演的《無情世家》 Obviously, you've seen mankiewicz's house of strangers.
這是我最愛的電影之一 It's one of my all-time favorite movies.
你的劇本就讓我想到了這部電影 That's exactly what your script reminded me of.
力量的掙扎 The power struggle,
- 圍繞主題的鬥爭 - 對 對 - the fight for relevance. - Yeah. Yeah.
你可能覺得這話有點瘋狂 And you're gonna think this sounds a little crazy,
但從某些方面 它就是《李爾王》 but in some ways, it's king lear.
它就是《李爾王》 沒錯 It's king lear. Yeah, exactly.
我就知道你會理解 See, I knew you'd understand
我想在這部片子裏表達的東西 what I'm trying to do with this film.
是啊 Right.
大衛 我都不知道該說什麼了 David, I don't know what to say exactly,
但這絕對是一生難遇的角色 except this is the role of a lifetime
我非常想參與你的戲 and I'd really love to be a part of this.
太好了 我過兩天就聯繫你 Cool, man. I'll just give you a shout in a couple of days.
你是不是擔心波士頓口音 沒問題的 Oh. If you're worried about the Boston accent,
我能講波士頓口音 I can do the Boston accent.
我整個星期都在練習 I've been working on it all week.
我不擔心這個 尼克 I'm not worried, Nick.
那就好 如果你還有其它的問題 Okay, well, if you have any other questions
或者想聊聊 給我打電話就好 or you just wanna talk, give me a call.
或者你想讓我...試戲 Or if you'd like me to, uh... to read...
你不用跟我試戲 You don't need to read for me.
當然不用了 Of course not.
而且我也不會試戲的 And obviously, I'm not going to.
當然了 Obviously.
但是你肯定也有點想看我試戲的吧 But I bet a part of you would love to hear me read, right?
怎麼會不想呢 I mean, why wouldn't you?
如果我是你 我就想看 If I were you, I'd want to hear it.
- 我不想讓你試戲 真的 - 好吧 - Seriously, I don't want you to read. - Okay.
這是我的車 我得走... Anyway, this is me, so I'm gonna...
是這樣的 我要給你試戲 Well, you know what? I'm gonna read.
「這事已成定局 吉米」 "It's a foregone conclusion, Jimmy."
「大腦只需要十三毫秒」 "It takes 13 milliseconds for the human brain"
「就給身體發送指令」 "to send a message to the body."
「所以當你的子彈擊中我的時候 我的大腦皮層」 "So, by the time your bullets hit me, my cerebral cortex"
「已經把信號發送」 "will have transmitted a signal"
「給十七塊毫髮無損的肌肉」 "to the 17 healthy muscles"
「用來扣動扳機的」 "that operate my trigger finger."
「你還來不及菊花一緊」 "And before your asshole has had a chance to pucker up,"
「你的腦漿」 "your medulla oblongata"
「早就濺在你身後的牆上了」 "will be splattered on a fucking wall behind ya."
「如果這是我在這顆美麗的綠色星球上能完成的最後一件事」 "And if that's the last thing I accomplish on this beautiful green earth,"
「那我會說 哈 這他媽真是最好的告別」 "well, then, ha, I say, ha, what a way to fucking go."
我的天 Holy shit.
你要是想看的話 我可以再來一段 I can do another if you want.
喪 盡 癲 才
牛逼 老兄 Damn, man!
很不錯吧 感覺真棒 That was good, right? Felt good.
曼凱維奇 這話說到點上了 Mankiewicz? Whoo-hoo! Incredible pull.
我知道 當時也是靈光一閃 I know. It just popped into my head.
很好 我真為你開心 Well, good. I'm happy for you.
說真的 哥們兒 你太需要這部戲了 Because, honestly, man, you really need this.
什麼 這是什麼意思 What? What is that supposed to mean?
你自己明白 這可以徹底扭轉局勢 You get it. This could be a game changer.
我不需要扭轉局勢 能拿下很好 I don't need a game changer. If it happens, it happens.
沒拿到我就繼續幹活唄 這就是我的工作 If it doesn't, I'll just keep working. That's what I do.
我只是說 你應該有點策略 I'm just saying, you could be a little more strategic.
多做點符合影星身份的選擇 Make more movie star choices.
就像邁爾士·戴維斯跟我說的 It's like miles Davis told me...
「有時候你不演奏的音符 才是最重要的」 "Sometimes, it's the notes you don't play."
邁爾士·戴維斯是個毒鬼 Miles Davis was a heroin addict.
我喜歡他 他是個音樂大師 I mean, I love him, he was a maestro,
但我現在很開心 but I'm happy,
我工作的時候狀態很健康 我是個演員 I'm healthy when I'm working. I'm an actor.
不是 你他媽是個電影巨星 No, you're a fucking movie star!
永遠不要忘了這一點 And don't you ever forget that!
我不用你來教訓我 Okay, I don't need this. I don't need this.
落車 尼克 出去 Get out of my car. Nicky, get out of my car.
我不需要你來教訓 I don't need this.
我需要這個角色 I need this.
它可以扭轉局勢 This could be a game changer.
所以 你對你的事業現狀並不滿意 So, you're not happy with how your career is going
但你好像一直在不斷拍戲啊 because you seem to be working all the time.
我不覺得這是事業 只是一份工作 Well, I never viewed it as a career, only as work.
這有什麼不對嗎 And what's wrong with that?
在其它行業 I mean, in any other job,
勤勞工作是美德 hard work is something to behold,
怎麼在電影業 就變成了 but with film performance,
「尼克 你拍的電影太多了」 "you're making too many movies, Nick."
「尼克 你接的戲太多了」 "You're working too hard, Nick."
「尼克 要留給觀眾想念你的時間」 "Have the audience miss you more, Nick."
我是說「拜託 這是我的工作」 I mean, "hello, it's my job."
「我要付賬單」 "I pay my bills."
「我要養家餬口 你們太煩人了」 "I feed my family. You're annoying."
天啊 My gosh!
嗯 Yeah.
所以你擔心的是什麼 尼克 So, what's the worry here, Nick?
你怕自己失去作為演員的天賦和才能 You've lost some of your ability, your talent as an actor?
不是 No.
呃... Uh...
不是 我就是很想得到這個角色 No, it's just that I really want this.
這樣的角色一生難求 This is the role of a lifetime.
非常精彩 It's a great part.
你覺得你跟工作的關係有沒有影響 Well, how do you think your relationship with your work
你跟你女兒的關係呢 affects your relationship with your daughter?
讓艾迪一起聊聊吧 好嗎 Let's bring addy into this, shall we?
啊 不用這樣 What? Oh, you don't have to do that.
你們聊聊就好 You guys can keep talking.
關於這個角色難得一見 Well, I'll just finish with,
我已經聊得夠多了 a role like this doesn't come along every day.
我可以閉嘴了 And now, I'm gonna zip it.
- 我閉嘴 - 艾迪 - I zipped it good. - Addy.
你覺得你父親在工作方面的緊張心態 How do you think your dad's anxiety
對你造成了什麼影響 over his career has affected you?
他的工作基本上是 Well, his career is pretty much
我們唯一的聊天話題 the only thing we talk about.
不是聊他的工作 就是他逼我看老電影 That or he makes me watch old movies,
然後再一起討論 nd then discuss them.
所謂的「討論」就是他給我上兩個小時的課 Which is really just him lecturing me for two hours.
是對話 更像是一場對話 t's a conversation. It's more of a conversation.
他讓我看了一部奇葩的老電影 He made me watch this bizarre old movie.
叫什麼來著《卡里馬里博士的小島》 What was it called? The island of Dr. Calamari?
-《卡里加里博士的小屋》 - 你喜歡嗎 艾迪 - The cabinet of Dr. Caligari. - And did you like it, addy?
這是我最愛的電影之一 你看過嗎 It's one of my favorite films. Have you seen it?
我沒看過 No, I have not.
講的是一個瘋狂的老博士 It's about this insane old doctor
完全催眠並控制了一個人 who has a sleepwalker completely under his spell.
真是個瘋狂的老頭兒 This crazy old loon.
你能想像這有多嚇人嗎 Can you imagine how horrifying that would be?
被一個人完全催眠控制 To be completely under someone's spell?
你很喜歡 對吧 And you liked it, right?
你喜歡電影的佈景和服化... I mean, you like the painted sets, and the makeup...
我不喜歡 No, I did not.
聽起來好像 Sounds to me like
她並不樂意看那部電影 maybe she didn't want to see the movie.
你想過這一點嗎 尼克 Did you think about that, Nick?
想過她想要什麼嗎 About what she wants?
謝麗爾 得了吧 有必要問這個嗎 Cheryl, come on. Is that a real question?
你覺得他會怎麼回答 What do you think he's gonna say?
她的視覺感受力非常強大 一直都是這樣 She has an amazing visual sensibility. Always has.
我們很親密 We're very close, and within that closeness,
所以我才知道... I was able to ascertain...
- 嗨 親愛的 - 嗨 媽媽 - Hey, honey. - Hi, mom.
再見 艾迪 我愛你 Bye, addy. I love you.
不是吧 又怎麼樣 Oh, no, what happened?
她生我的氣 因為我們一起看了 Oh, she's mad at me because we watched.
《卡里加里博士的小屋》但她討厭那部電影 Cabinet of Dr. Caligari together and she hated it,
我覺得這很奇怪 因為她的品味一向很成熟 which I find odd, given how mature her taste normally is.
等等 你覺得很驚訝 因為你十幾歲的女兒 Wait, you're surprised your teenage daughter
不想跟你一起看 didn't wanna watch an insane
一部瘋狂的一百年前的德國電影 100-year-old German film with you?
- 對啊 - 天啊 行吧 - Yes. - Oh, my god. Okay.
而且不只如此 Well, it's not just that.
她從來都不讀瑪麗·雪萊的書 You know, she's never read Mary shelley,
或者簡·奧斯汀 連馬克吐溫的都不看 or Jane Austen, or even twain.
這姑娘真是太庸俗了 我們跟她脫離關係吧 hat a little philistine. Should we disown her?
她以為亨弗萊·鮑嘉是黃片演員 he thought Humphrey bogart was a porn star.
你... Yeah...
- 等等 真的嗎 - 真的 - What, really? - Yeah.
這真是挺讓人失望的 That's disappointing.
除非真的有艷星叫亨弗萊·鮑嘉 Unless there is a porn star called Humphrey Bogart.
那就合理了 對吧 鮑嘉 很像藝名 That would work, wouldn't it? Humphrey. Hump.
沒有 No?
聽著 你只是... Look, you're just...
你現在跟你她的關係很微妙 You're at a tricky stage right now with her, okay?
如果你不學會怎麼建立聯繫 And if you don't learn to connect,
那關係就會斷掉... it's gonna stay broken for...
- 你他媽的在笑什麼 - 啊 - What the fuck are you smiling at? - Huh?
- 你在笑什麼 - 我沒笑 - Why are you smiling? - I'm not.
- 你笑了 - 好吧 - You are. - Okay.
奧利維亞 我正在爭取一部很出色的戲 Olivia, I'm up for a very exciting movie.
我覺得我會成功的 And I think it's gonna happen.
- 老天啊 你能幫我個忙嗎 - 好啊 - Oh, my god. Look, will you do me a favor? - Yes.
來參加她的生日派對 Turn up for her birthday party.
- 當然了 - 當然了 - Of course. - Of course.
天啊 Gosh!
嗨 芬克 見個面吧 我有幾個問題 Hey, fink, let's meet up. I have some questions.
我也說不清 我就是很想得到這個角色 I don't know. I just really want this.
這樣的角色可是不多見的 作為我的經紀人... I mean, this is the role of a lifetime, and as my agent...
尼克 我有很好的預感 Nick, I've got a good feeling, okay?
- 好 - 來吧 - Okay. - Now, come on.
我知道你有多緊張 I know how tense you get.
這裏能幫你放鬆 This is going to help you relax.
他媽的 Fuck!
他我媽的 太爽了 Oh, my! Fuck, I love this so much.
這麼疼是正常的嗎 媽的 Is this supposed to hurt this much? Fuck!
正常 越疼越好 It is. The more pain the better.
我他媽的... Fuckin'...
- 為什麼 - 促進血液循環 - Why? - It's good for circulation.
尼克 還有一份工作邀約 So, Nick, we got another offer.
今天早上收到的 Just came in this morning.
太好了 什麼內容 Excellent. What's it about?
一百萬美元 It's about a million bucks.
內容是什麼 What is it?
參加生日派對 芬克 A birthday party, fink?
你知道自己在說什麼嗎 What are you even talking about?
大概就是你去參加 You go, and I don't know,
講講故事 把人逗笑 tell some stories, make 'em laugh.
把人逗笑 像馬戲團小丑那樣 Make 'em laugh? Like... Like a circus clown?
或者海洋館的海獅 A trained seal?
尼克 我接到你業務經理肯尼的電話了 Nick, I got a call from your business manager, Kenny.
你已經在日落塔酒店住了一年多了 You've been living at the sunset tower for over a year.
怎麼了 他們很樂意接待我啊 And so? They love having me there.
你欠他們六十萬的房費 You owe them $600,000.
他們把賬單發給了肯尼 They sent the bills to Kenny.
我來處理 I'll take care of it.
肯尼說你還有很多負債 Kenny says you still have substantial debts.
再加上你的離婚 你的消費習慣... And now, the divorce, and your spending habits
- 等等 等等 - 好吧 我來處理 - and, and, and... - Okay, I'm gonna deal
芬克 我會處理的 with all that, fink.
你知道我會的 You know I will.
但我會拿下這個角色 But I'm gonna get this next role
等我拿下之後 一切都會改變 and when I do, all of that changes.
然後 我就真正回歸了 Then, I'm back.
不過我本來也沒有離開 And, by the way, not that I went anywhere.
你確實沒離開 Not that you went anywhere.
永遠不要把自己的人生搞砸 You never shit on yourself.
來吧 永遠不要把自己的人生搞砸 Come on! Never shit on yourself.
芬克 稍等一下 我找個安靜的地方 Fink, hold on a second. Let me get somewhere quiet.
芬克 你還在嗎 我能聽見了 Fink, you still there? I can hear you now.
- 你跟他談過了嗎 - 我跟大衛談過了 - Did you talk to him? - I talked to David.
- 你來了 太好了 - 稍等 - Oh, you're here. Great. - Hold on.
快點 我們在做蛋糕 Right, we're doing cake.
老天 你在... Uh... oh, my god, you're doing...
我要先打完這個電話 I have to finish this call.
我的老天爺啊 Oh, my god! Jesus Christ!
不是吧 Come on!
芬克 你跟他談過了嗎 Fink, did you talk to him?
尼克 你能聽見嗎 Nick, can you hear me?
能聽見 他怎麼說 Yes, I can hear you. What did he say?
他說他很喜歡你 He said he loves you,
但他為那個角色選了其他的演員 but he ultimately went in a different direction for the role.
抱歉 兄弟 Sorry, dude.
不要這樣嘛 I hate it.
不要這樣嘛 Thank you, mom.
謝謝 Thank you.
許個願 吹蠟燭 Blow, blow. Make a wish.
- 生日快樂 艾迪 - 好了 大家請注意 - Happy birthday, addy! - All right, everybody!
都到鋼琴這裏來 表演時間到了 各位 Gather round the piano. It's showtime, folks.
- 他在幹什麼 - 什麼 - What's he doing? - What?
尼克 尼克 Nick? Nick?
離鋼琴遠點 尼克 Uh, step away from the piano, Nick.
嗨 路易斯 Hi, Lewis.
你都長這麼大了 You're all grown up now.
你幾歲了...15 What, are you... What, are you 15?
爸爸 不要跟路易斯說話 Dad, don't talk to Lewis.
好吧 Okay.
她九歲那年 When she was nine years old,
我第一次跟女兒一起旅行 my daughter and I took our first trip together.
我們開了一整晚 We drove overnight,
穿越沙漠 前往大峽谷 across the desert, to the Grand Canyon.
你還記得嗎 親愛的 You remember that, sweetheart?
記得 I do remember that.
太陽升起的時候 And when the sun came up,
我靠邊停車 I pulled over to the side of the road
她小小的腦袋靠著我的肩膀 as she rested her little head on my shoulder
我們一起靜靜看著 and we just watched...
看著太陽慢慢升起 Watched the sun come up.
那是我這輩子最開心的時刻 That was the happiest moment of my life.
在那一刻 And in that moment,
我為她的十六歲生日創作了一首歌 I composed a little tune for her 16th birthday.
從那以後一直在完善 I've been working on it ever since.
生日快樂 親愛的 開始了 And, uh, happy birthday, sweetheart. Here goes.
真是夠了 Oh, fucking Jesus!
我很期待見證你的人生 親愛的 I'm so excited to see what you do with your life, honey.
不管你怎麼選擇 我都會支持你 And I'll support whatever you choose.
不過我不推薦你選擇藝術行業 Only, I wouldn't recommend a life in the arts.
特別是在這種大環境下 這個破地方 Especially, with how real talent goes unappreciated
根本不欣賞真正的才華 in this shithole town.
我不知道 奧利維亞 I don't know, Olivia.
我不知道 I don't know.
你還記不記得 在紐約的公寓裏 Do you remember when the three of us
我們三個經常一起 used to lie on the living room floor
躺在客廳的地板上 in the New York apartment,
我們兩個就那麼看著她 一看就是幾個小時 and you and I would watch her for hours on end?
記得嗎 Remember?
那時候的生活簡單多了 It was so much easier then.
是啊 Yeah.
聽著 Listen.
我不知道下面的話該不該說 I'm gonna say something, and I'm not sure I should.
說吧 Say it.
好 Okay.
我需要你 I need you.
你需要我 You need me?
我需要你振作起來 尼克 I need you to get your shit together, Nick.
她不是三歲的孩子了 Okay? She's not two years old anymore.
她是個聰明的大姑娘 她需要父親 She is a smart girl who needs her dad.
她不需要... She doesn't need...
不需要這樣的人 She doesn't need this guy.
是啊 Yeah.
不會吧 No, no. Come on.
- 尼克 - 芬克 - Nick. - fink.
馬略卡島那份工作... The majorca thing...
那個生日派對 太過分了 What? The birthday party? So depressing.
我真不該跟你提起的 抱歉 I am honestly sorry for even bringing it up.
我接受 I'll take it.
肯定會很棒的 It's gonna be great.
最好如此 因為... It better be because
結束之後 我就不幹了 when it's over, I'm done.
徹底不幹了 Like hot dogs on a grill.
我不再演戲了 I'm quitting acting.
你可以打電話告訴對方 So, you can call the trades, and tell them I said
我真的非常... it was a tremendous...
榮幸... Honor...
能夠為人類最古老的傳統 講故事和造神話 To be a small part of one of the oldest of human traditions,
貢獻一份微小的力量 storytelling and mythmaking.
該死 抱歉啊 Ah, fuck, man, I'm sorry.
我正在山裏開車 你說什麼 I'm driving through the hills. One more time.
我說我不幹了... I said I'm quitting...
回到我們的重大新聞 Back to our main news story
加泰羅尼亞政府主席候選人 as catalan's presidential candidate.
查爾斯·德爾加多的女兒 Charles delgado's daughter
在週一被人綁架 was kidnapped on Monday.
警方已經確認 對於她目前的下落 The police have confirmed that they have no information
沒有任何信息 as to her whereabouts.
如果任何人有任何線索 請聯繫... They have asked anyone with any...
不要再廢話了 What do you say
怎麼樣 混蛋 we cut the chitchat, a-hole?
你差點害死我兩次 You almost got me killed twice.
好吧 Okay.
西班牙 馬略卡島
我就位了 I'm in position.
只要我盯上了巴爾達薩里 All right, as soon as I have eyes
你就開始行動 on baldassari, you move in and take him.
收到 Copy that.
等等 這不是巴爾達薩里 Wait, wait, wait. It's not baldassari.
這他媽是怎麼回事 What the fuck is happening right now?
馬汀 說話 誰在飛機上 Martin, talk to me. Who's on the plane?
我他媽是不是瘋了啊 I don't know if I'm losing my goddamn mind,
我覺得是那個演員 尼克·凱奇 but I'm pretty sure that's the actor Nick cage.
《月色撩人》裏的那個混蛋 That motherfucker from moonstruck?
什麼《月色撩人》不是《變臉》 Moonstruck? no. From face/off.
等一下 Wait, wait, wait.
凱奇怎麼會在這架飛機上 Why the fuck is Nick cage on this plane?
我們取消行動 You know what? We're pulling out.
我不喜歡這樣 撤吧 I don't like this. Get out of there.
馬汀 Martin.
不要說了 立刻離開 No, get out of there. Now.
薇薇安 聽到了嗎 回答我 Vivian, do you copy? I said, do you copy?
告訴你吧 You know what?
不要 No.
你什麼意思 不行 What do you mean, no? No, no, no.
薇薇安 你要幹什麼 What are you doing? Vivian, what are you doing?
謝謝 Thank you.
- 這是我們的機會 - 不行 離開 - This is our shot. - No, get out.
薇薇安 你他媽的立刻離開... Vivian, get the fuck out of there right...
尼古拉斯·凱奇 老天啊 居然是你 Nicolas cage! Oh, my god! You're so fucking awesome!
- 我愛死你了 - 謝謝 - I love you! Oh, - thank you.
我和我侄子雷蒙德 剛看了《瘋狂原始人2》 Oh, me and my nephew Raymond just watched croods 2.
我們太喜歡你了 Dude! Cracked us up.
- 能跟你合張影嗎 - 當然了 - Can I get a selfie? - Sure.
- 我的天 - 我也喜歡那部電影 - Oh, shit. Oh, my god. No, - I like that movie, too.
你在那部電影裏表現太棒了 You did so good in that movie, man.
謝謝 Thank you. My goodness.
我是跟艾瑪·斯通一起配音的 I made that movie with Emma stone.
是嗎 我也超愛她的 You did? She's one of my favorites.
- 但你才是最棒的 - 謝謝 - But you were the best. - Well, thank you.
很好看 We look good.
替我跟你侄子問好 Well, say hi to your nephew for me.
- 雷蒙德 - 好的 - Okay. Yeah. Raymond. - Okay.
- 謝謝你 - 沒事 再見 - Thank you. - All right, bye.
在他身上放了追蹤器 Dropped that GPS on him.
你是瘋了嗎 他可是個名人 Are you out of your mind? He's a fucking civilian.
他是演員 He's an actor.
還記得在里斯本出了什麼事嗎 Do you remember what went down in Lisbon?
去他媽的里斯本 Fuck Lisbon, man!
我太大聲了 That was kind of loud.
去他媽的里斯本 那不是我的錯 But fuck Lisbon. That wasn't my fault.
- 對了 你看過《瘋狂原始人2》嗎 - 沒有 - And by the way, have you seen croods 2? - No.
我四十四歲了 I'm 44 years old.
我他媽為什麼要看《瘋狂原始人2》 Why the fuck would I see croods 2?
我去接你 I'm picking you up.
芬克 能稍等一下嗎 Yeah, fink, can you hold on?
不好意思 是洛杉磯打來的 我必須要接 Excuse me, it's Los Angeles calling. I need to take this.
- 就兩分鐘 - 當然 - Just two minutes. - Of course.
稍等一下 我要先上船 Can you hold one second? I'm getting on a boat.
謝謝 Thank you. Yeah.
我們知道這傢伙的什麼信息嗎 I mean, what do we know about this guy anyway?
他是西班牙醫生嗎 不是 他有什麼奇怪的癖好嗎 Is he a Spanish Dr. No? Is he into something strange?
艾倫做了一些調查 稍等 Allan did some research. Hold on.
艾倫 那傢伙是幹什麼的 Allan, what does this guy do?
他有幾家橄欖園 He owns olive groves apparently.
還寫過這個電影劇本 Also, he wrote this screenplay,
他想讓尼克演 and he wants Nick to star in it.
趕緊扔到垃圾桶裏去 Throw that in the fucking trash.
尼克 沒事的 Nick, you're fine.
他不會讓你舔他的屌 It's not like he's gonna want you to suck his dick
或者操他老婆 or fuck his wife,
或者讓你看他操他老婆 or watch you watch him fuck his wife.
- 最好如此 - 放鬆 - I wouldn't think so. - Relax.
結束後打給我 Have fun and give me a call when it's done.
好好給我講講 You can tell me all about it.
真漂亮 Nice place.
也許我也該進軍橄欖生意 Maybe I ought to get into the olive business.
- 凱奇先生 我... - 抱歉 先問一下 - Mr. Cage, I... - yeah, excuse me. Real quick.
這房子的主人 他叫什麼 The guy that owns this house, what's his name?
- 哈維 - 對 哈維 - Javi. - Yeah, Javi.
這個哈維會不會想讓我... Is Javi going to want me to, uh, you know...
我好像不太明白 I'm not sure I understand.
聽著 如果哈維想讓我給他吹簫 或者幹他老婆 Look, if Javi wants me to suck his dick, or fuck his wife,
或者讓我看他幹他老婆 or watch me watch him fuck his wife,
那絕對不行 明白嗎 不好 that's a no-go. You understand? It's no bueno.
- 我知道 -好 如果哈維... - I think so. - Okay, and if Javi...
我就是哈維 I am Javi.
尼克·凱奇 Nick cage.
怎麼樣 So, how was it?
挺好的 挺正常 沒什麼大不了 It was fine, normal. No big deal.
- 得了吧 說實話 - 好吧 - Come on. Tell me the truth. - Okay, okay.
- 他真是太棒了 - 是嗎 - He was incredible. - Was he?
而且超級酷 But also, like, super cool.
比我想像介竟更高 He was a little taller than I had imagined
大家都說演員都很矮 because you know they say actors are pretty short.
他矮嗎 So, was he short?
不矮 No. No?
他... He was...
剛剛好 Just right.
他有聊到你的劇本嗎 Okay, but did he say anything about your screenplay?
沒 他沒提 我也沒提 No. He didn't bring it up, I didn't bring it up.
時機不對 It wasn't the right time.
想像一下 Just think about how would it feel
如果在派對上當眾宣佈 to say in front of everyone at the party
尼古拉斯·凱奇將主演你寫的電影 這會是什麼感覺 that Nicolas cage is starring in a movie that you wrote.
我不知道 加布麗亞 I don't know, Gabriela,
也許我確實是異想天開了 maybe I am living in a fantasy world.
你看看我們在說誰 I mean, look who we're talking about here.
他可是個傳奇 The man is a legend!
嗨 Hi.
嗨 Hey.
乾杯 Cheers.
啊 Huh?
什麼 What?
抱歉 我以為你說... Oh, no, I'm sorry, I thought that...
你說話了嗎 沒有 Did you say... no, I did...
沒事了 Oh, never mind.
對了 我在想... Yeah, so along those same lines, I was wondering...
如果你還沒看過也沒關係 And it's totally okay if you haven't,
我只是想知道 but I was just wondering
你有沒有看過我寫的劇本 if you had a chance to read my screenplay?
哈維 Javi!
我能加入嗎 還是說這裏是貴賓專區 Can I come or it's only for VIP?
凱奇先生 這是加布麗亞·盧切西女士 Uh, Mr. Cage, this is Ms. Gabriela lucchesi. Hi.
她管理我們所有的農業業務 She runs all of our agricultural operations.
這是我表弟 And this is my cousin.
盧卡斯·古提亞斯 Lucas Gutierrez.
凱奇先生 我們都很激動能接待你 Mr. Cage, we obviously are very excited to have you here.
你下一部電影是什麼 What are you working on next?
這對演員來說 Well, that's a tough question
是個很難答的問題 但是沒關係 for an actor to get, but it's fine.
因為我已經不是演員了 Oh. 'Cause I'm no longer an actor.
我退休了 I've retired.
什麼 什麼叫退休 What? What do you mean, retired?
那你要幹什麼 So, what are you going to do now?
像家貓一樣生活 Live the life of a house cat.
因為我們頭上那個能量源 Because it's just a matter of time
早晚都要關閉 before the great power plant upstairs turns off the juice
我們也早晚會退回製造出我們的 and we retreat to the black pit of nothingness
那片漆黑的虛無 from whence we came.
給我們講講拍《勇闖奪命島》的故事吧 So, tell us about making the rock.
我敢說 你肯定希望自己 Bet you wish you were still making movies
還能接到那樣的電影 是吧 凱奇先生 like that, huh, Mr. Cage?
以前當巨星的生活一定很開心吧 Must have been nice to have been a star.
但是現在... And now...
凱奇先生 醒醒 Mr. Cage? Wake up.
天啊 Jesus Christ!
古提亞斯先生一直在等你起床 So, Mr. Gutierrez has been
等了很久了 waiting all day for you to get up.
他非常想帶你去開 He really wants to show you
他在西班牙最喜歡的地方 one of his favorite places of all Spain.
福門托爾角懸崖 It's called the cliffs of cap de for mentor.
是這樣 我還在倒時差 Yeah, see, well, I'm very jet lagged,
所以我就不參加了 好嗎 so I won't be attending that, okay?
謝謝 Thank you.
- 老天啊 - 凱奇先生 - Oh, my god! - Mr. Cage.
如果古提亞斯先生邀請你 If Mr. Gutierrez is asking you
跟他一起去看懸崖 to go with him and see the cliffs,
你就要跟他一起去看懸崖 you're gonna go with him and see the cliffs.
而且你要表現出很喜歡那懸崖 And you're gonna love the cliffs.
那怕你討厭那懸崖 Even if you hate the cliffs!
明白嗎 Are we clear?
加布麗亞說你特別期待去參觀懸崖 Gabriela said you are really excited about the cliffs.
嗯 很期待 只是... Yeah, very much so. It's just...
我現在不太舒服 I'm not feeling tip-top right now,
如果你想自己去 so if you wanna go out there alone,
- 我可以回房間... - 該死 - I could go back to the room... - oh, shit!
- 媽的 - 怎麼了 - Shit! - What?
我們要快點跑 We must go now.
喂 Hey!
哈維 Javi!
怎麼回事 What is going on?
跑快點 Faster!
我們在跑什麼 What are we running from?
將軍 The general!
哈維 Javi!
喂 Hey!
立刻告訴我到底是什麼回事 You need to tell me right now what the hell is going on,
不然我就收拾東西 or I'm getting my shit,
飛回洛杉磯 and I'm going back to Los Angeles.
將軍 The general!
將軍禁止我去看他女兒瑪蒂爾達 The general forbade me to see his daughter Matilda.
但我們反抗了他的命令 But we defied his orders!
現在 他想要結束我的生命 And now, he wants to end my life.
你看不到他嗎 Can't you see him?
好吧 我明白了 All right, all right, I get it.
你在演戲是吧 You're making this up?
這是什麼 What is this?
斯坦尼斯拉夫斯基即興表演 Like a little stanislavski improv thing?
行了 可以停了 Well, you can stop.
斯坦尼斯拉夫斯基 他也參與了反抗嗎 Stanislavski? Is he part of the resistance?
夠了 我是你的客人 Stop! I am your guest!
加布麗亞今天早上我把從床上拽下來 Gabriela ripped the bedspread off me this morning.
你又讓我來了一場奪命狂奔 Now you're sending me on, like, a wild goose chase!
對不起 但你不能放棄演戲 不行 I'm sorry, but you can't quit acting! You can't!
這不關你的事 That's none of your business.
不管你喜不喜歡 你是有天賦的 Whether you like it or not, you have a gift.
你的天賦給這個越來越黑暗和破碎的世界 And that gift brings light and joy to an increasingly
帶來了光明和快樂 dark and broken world!
背棄你的天賦 And to turn your back on that gift
就等於背叛了全人類 is to turn your back on the entire human race.
全人類 The human race?
恐怕是的 I'm afraid so.
我要怎麼辦啊 What am I gonna do?
如果我們不快點離開 Oh, wow. If we don't go now,
他們會殺了我們的 they will fucking kill us!
那些人能聞到血腥味 These people smell blood
- 他們越來越近了 - 怎麼辦啊 - and they come running. - What am I gonna do?
他們馬上就要抵達叢林邊緣了 They're almost to the edge of the forest.
我能聽到他們 I can hear them.
瑪蒂爾達在下面的海邊等著呢 And Matilda, she is waiting down the coast.
我們要離開 我們要跳下去 We have to go now! We have to jump!
你的處境非常艱難 You're in an untenable situation.
你也知道吧 You know that, right?
告訴我一件事 So tell me one thing.
你愛她嗎 Do you love her?
我一直深愛她 I've always loved her.
那就要讓你活著離開這裏 Then let's get you out of here alive.
我操 Oh, shit!
媽的 Fuck!
天啊 Oh, god!
我不知道那裏是懸崖 I didn't know there was a cliff!
我不知道有這麼高 I didn't know it was that high!
我們可能會死掉的 We could have died!
你太瘋狂了 You're a wild man.
謝了 不過我喜歡波旁雪茄 I prefer bourbon, but thank you.
天啊 這裏太美了 God, this place is stunning.
我女兒肯定喜歡這裏 這裏很合適她 I bet my daughter would like it out here. It'd be good for her.
你們倆親近嗎 Are you two close?
父母不可能跟一個十六歲的孩子親近 Well, it's impossible to be close with a 16-year-old.
我盡量陪在她身邊 但是... But I've tried to be there for her. It's just...
為人父母是沒有劇本的 There's no script for parenting.
多虧有我前妻在 奧利維亞 Thank god for my ex, Olivia.
你是怎麼認識奧利維亞的 How did you meet Olivia?
她是《戰地情人》的化妝師 She was a make-up artist on captain corelli's mandolin.
- 那是部好片子 - 謝謝 - Beautiful film. - Thank you.
完全被低估了 Underrated for sure.
我們一見鍾情 We just hit it off, you know.
她風趣 聰明又漂亮 She was funny, smart, beautiful.
那後來怎麼了 So, what happened?
對啊 到底怎麼了 What happened?
你呢 結了婚嗎 有孩子嗎 What about you? Ever been married? Kids?
沒有 No.
有一個女人 但是... There is one woman, but, uh,
有時候生活會阻攔你的愛情 sometimes circumstances get in the way of love
就是這樣 and that's just the way it is.
總之 凱奇先生 Anyway, Mr. Cage,
你最愛的電影是什麼 what is your favorite movie?
最愛的電影 Oh... favorite movie?
這可是... Oh, wow! I mean, that... that is, uh...
這是沒有辦法回答的問題 That's one of those questions that's impossible to answer.
因為電影史長達百年 Because, you see, 100-plus years of rich cinema.
你不可能只選一部 You can't just limit it to one.
這取決於你的心情 天氣 It depends upon your mood, the seasons.
這樣吧 我們選三部 你先來 All right, let's do top three. You start.
第一 《變臉》 Number one, face/off.
謝謝 Oh, thank you.
吳宇森是個大師 謝謝 Woo is a maestro. Thank you.
第二嘛 我想想... Number two, let me think...
《卡里加里博士的小屋》 The cabinet of Dr. Caligari.
你喜歡《卡里加里》 我也喜歡《卡里加里》 You love caligari? I love caligari.
我本來都懷疑世界上只有我喜歡它了 Wow! I was beginning to think I was the only one.
看看是不是三部都心有靈犀 哈維 You gonna run the table here, jav?
太難了 你也說了 電影史長達百年 It's hard. It's like you said, 100-plus years of rich cinema.
謝謝 Thank you.
不要再拖延時間了 Look, can you just stop stalling
快回答問題 and answer the question?
你最愛的電影第三名是什麼 What is your third favorite movie of all time?
《帕丁頓熊2》 Paddington 2.
什麼 What?
《卡里加里博士的小屋》《帕丁頓熊2》 Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Paddington 2.
有什麼聯繫嗎 Connect those dots.
我不是自以為是 但是... I mean, I don't wanna be a snob, but...
我整部戲都哭個不停 I cried through the entire thing.
它讓我想成為一個更好的人 It made me want to be a better man.
別逗了 夥計 Bullshit, man!
《帕丁頓熊2》太了不起了 Paddington 2 is incredible.
我他媽的早就說了 I fucking told you.
真心話還是大冒險 尼克 Truth or dare, Nick?
真心話 Truth.
你討厭我寫的劇本嗎 討厭也沒關係 Did you hate my screenplay? It's okay if you did.
我想知道答案 I just need to know.
你寫過劇本 You wrote a script?
我發給你的經紀人了 I sent it to your agent.
他應該拿給你看的 He was supposed to give it to you.
他沒給我 Well, he didn't.
我可以理解他為什麼沒給我 I guess I can understand why he didn't,
你這裏有嗎 我可以現在看 but where is it? I'll read it right now.
- 現在 就是現在嗎 - 就現在 - Now? Like, right now? - Right now.
發給我吧 Send it.
- 我發了 - 非常好 - I sent it. - Fantastic.
我們可以一起去城裏 喝幾杯 Let's go into town, have a celebratory drink.
你看我讀劇本 You can watch me read it.
然後看看會發生什麼 會很有趣的 See where it drags. It'll be fun.
不行 No.
我太緊張了 Honestly, I'm too nervous.
我的心都要跳出來了 My heart is beating so fast.
我得去睡覺了 I think I need to go to bed.
聽著 哈維 這是真心話 Listen, Javi, truth.
我本來不想來這裏的 I wasn't that thrilled about coming out here,
但是今晚是我很久很久以來 but tonight has been the most fun
最開心的一晚 I've had in a long, long time.
所以 謝謝你 So, thank you.
嗨 尼克 Oh. Hey, Nicky.
這麼說你退休了 So, you're unretired then?
有這個打算 That's the idea.
哈維給了你靈感 你喜歡那傢伙 Javi inspired you, did he? You like this guy?
他的電影品味很高 He has good taste in movies.
而且 如果有好導演的話 Plus, it could be good for me to do
演一些小角色也許對我有幫助 some smaller roles with great directors.
那種有挑戰性的小角色 Some challenging character work.
你說的是那種 Huh. So, like, um... like what?
在杜普拉斯兄弟製作公司的電影裏演一個同性戀叔叔 The gay uncle in the next duplass brothers movie kind of thing?
沒錯 Exactly.
你他媽的在說什麼 What the fuck are you talking about?
我們從你十五歲開始就出來拍戲了 We haven't worked since you were 15...
演了四十一年的戲 不是為了在學生電影的演員表上排第七的 Forty-one years to be number seven on a call sheet of a goddamn student film.
我覺得這是個好主意 I think it's a good idea.
給我聽好了 You listen to me.
你是尼克·他媽的... You're Nick fucking...
凱奇 Cage!
艾迪不需要一個落魄藝術家父親 Addy doesn't need a struggling artist for a father.
她需要你成為巨星 She needs you to be a star.
去得到下一個角色 寶貝 然後我們就回歸了 Now you get the next one, baby, and we're back.
雖然我們本來也沒離開 Not that we went anywhere.
過來 Come here.
尼克·凱奇是接吻高手 Yeah, Nick cage smooches good.
告訴大家 尼克·凱奇是接吻高手 You tell 'em! Nick cage smooches good!
再來一杯 I'll have another one.
天啊 Jesus!
你們想要什麼 要錢 What do you guys want? You want money?
把我的手錶拿走吧 不是高仿 是真貨 Here, take my watch. It's not a copy, it's real.
凱奇先生 我們是美國政府的人 我們需要你的幫助 Mr. Cage, we're with the U.S. government. We need your help.
你住的那地方的主人 The man you're staying with is the head
是一個國際軍火組織的頭目 of a violent international arms cartel.
等等 你說哈維 Wait, wait, wait. Javi?
他是個冷血的畜生 He's a ruthless motherfucker.
他最開始生意很小 西班牙沿岸 He started small, coastal Spain.
但他胃口越來越大 But then, he got greedy.
開始擴大地盤 西邊 東邊 Trying to expand his operations east, west.
他手下人命無數 Trail of dead bodies in his wake.
哈維·古提亞斯 Javi Gutierrez?
對 哈維 Yes, Javi.
我們說的應該不是同一個哈維 I don't think we're talking about the same Javi.
我們說的絕對是同一個哈維 We're definitely talking about the same fucking Javi.
這他媽就是一個人 夥計 It's the same fucking guy, man.
好吧好吧 你們是中央情報局的 Okay, okay. So, you're CIA,
某種情報人員 對嗎 some kind of intelligence, right?
你們的工作是「識人」 And your job is to read people, yeah?
作為一個演員 我的工作 Well, as a thespian, that is also my job.
是理解人們的角色 To understand people's characters,
感受他們的感受 to feel what they're feeling.
所以我知道 哈維不是一個軍火販子 Which is how I know that Javi is not a gun dealer.
你的意思是 你的表演技術 You're saying your acting ability
比收集了五年的數據 trumps five years of hard data
的世界上最頂尖的情報機構還可靠 collected by the world's finest intelligence agency?
你說我的新藝術派薩滿表演技術 My nouveau shamanic acting ability?
那是當然 You better fucking believe it.
夥計們 糟糕了 Oh! Hey, guys, this sucks.
尼古拉斯·凱奇的 新藝術派薩滿表演技術 Uh, Nicolas cage's nouveau shamanic acting ability
鑒定出我們找錯人了 has determined that we got the wrong guy.
我們趕緊收拾行李滾蛋回家吧 So, let's pack up our shit and fucking go home.
不要介意 這個人心理不太正常 Hey, man, don't mind him. He's all messed up inside.
他剛發現他老婆跟他老爸上了床 He just found out his wife's been fucking his dad.
這並不完全正確 That's not all the way true.
你能認出這個女孩嗎 Look, do you recognize this girl?
不認識 No.
她是瑪麗亞·德爾加多 It's Maria delgado.
加泰羅尼亞政府主席的女兒 President of catalonia's daughter.
兩天前 哈維的手下綁架了她 Javi's men kidnapped her two days ago
要挾她父親退出競選 to force her father out of the election
給某個對他們組織更友好的人讓路 and make way for someone more cartel-friendly.
對 美國不喜歡這樣 Yeah, the U.S. doesn't like that.
聽著 Yeah, look, hey.
我們要接入哈維的監控系統 We need to access Javi's security cameras.
他的住處守衛嚴密 We can't get anywhere near that compound
我們沒法接近 because it's too fortified.
然後你就出現了 And then, you show up.
你們想讓我幹什麼 So, you want me to, what?
監視哈維 Spy on Javi?
答對了 Bingo.
我不會這麼做的 Yeah, I'm not doing that.
你的女兒跟她差不多大吧 You have a daughter about her age, right?
這段視頻是昨天發來的 This came in yesterday.
如果最後知道自己本來可以幫她 How do you think you would feel, huh?
但卻選擇袖手旁觀 Knowing you could have helped?
你會是什麼感覺 But you chose not to.
肯定會一輩子心懷愧疚吧 Be a lot of guilt to carry, wouldn't it?
相信我 你以後每次看到自己的女兒 Because every time you look at your daughter,
都會看到這個小姑娘 believe me, you are gonna see that little girl
被埋在野外的水溝裏 buried in a ditch somewhere.
這種愧疚 你一輩子都擺脫不掉 And that will haunt you for the rest of your life.
好了 準備開始 尼克 All right, here we go, Nick.
我們會製造一次電力中斷 We're going to create a power blip big enough
重啟所有監控攝像頭 to reboot all the security cameras.
也就是說 Once that happens,
你有四分鐘零十秒進出 you got exactly four minutes and ten seconds
然後攝像頭就會恢復 to get in and get out before they come back online.
不要忘了 設置攝像頭 Don't forget. Set the cameras,
然後那好東西它離開 and then grab them when you leave.
該死 有人來了 Uh-oh. Oh, shit, we got a guy coming.
尼克 保安來了 Nick, guard on the way.
尼克 保持冷靜 All right, Nick, stay calm.
就像我們說的那樣 Just like we talked about.
從袋子裏取出失能劑 Take the incapacitating agent out of the pouch.
貼在手上 Put it in your hand.
撕掉外面那層膜 Remove the outer layer.
下面那層就是化學藥劑 The inner layer has the chemical on it.
只要你碰到別人的皮膚 Now, if you touch that to someone's skin,
他們就能在幾秒內失去意識 they'll be out in seconds.
現在找個地方躲起來 Now, find a place to hide.
這裏沒地方可躲 There's nowhere to hide in here.
等等 Hold on.
我應該可以躲在... I think I can hide under the...
我剛摸了額頭 I touched my forehead.
你摸了自己的額頭 You touched your forehead?
好像是 我也不能完全確定 I think so. I'm not 100% sure.
你到底摸了沒有 Did you or didn't you?
大概沒摸吧 You know what? I don't think I did.
摸了 I did. I did.
尼克 聽清楚了 Nick, listen to me right now.
再過三十秒 你就要不省人事了 You have 30 seconds until you're drooling on the floor.
立刻從袋子裏拿出解毒劑 Go back into the pouch and get the antidote asap.
門鎖了 It's locked.
我們給你的鑰匙呢 Where's the key that we gave you?
跟解毒劑一起鎖在裏面了 Inside with the antidote.
- 操他媽的 - 該死 好吧 - Oh, fuck this shit! Okay. - Oh, shit. Okay.
好吧 尼克 你的左手邊有扇窗戶 Okay, Nick, there's a window to your left.
從窗戶裏爬出去 Go out that window, get outside,
然後沿著窗沿走 go across the ledge, okay?
快速走過窗沿 Scoot across the ledge,
然後從保安室的窗戶爬進去 and then climb into the security room window.
你他媽的有毛病嗎 他在三樓 What the fuck is wrong with you? He's three stories up.
而且已經不清醒了 He's stoned out of his mind.
有人嗎 Hola.
立刻行動 尼克 他快到了 Do it now, Nick! Now! He's getting closer.
他死定了 He's fucking dead. He's dead.
馬汀 我能聽見你說話 Martin, I can hear you.
加油 尼克 你能行的 Come on, Nick. You can do this, okay?
保持移動 Keep moving. Keep moving.
有人嗎 Hola?
我的腿沒有知覺了 I can't feel my legs.
我在中央情報局的工作經歷很愉快 You know, I really enjoyed working for the CIA.
我他媽已經等不及搬回家去索尼上班了 Can't wait to move back home and work at fucking Sonic.
該死 Shit!
我的腿像麵條 Like rubber.
加油 尼克 你能行 繼續走 Come on, Nick, you got this. Keep moving, okay?
等一下 屋裏有保安 Hold on. We got a guard in the room.
醒醒 尼克 Wake up, Nick.
好了 尼克 快走 Okay, go, go, go, Nick.
我愛你 I love you.
保持通話 保持清醒 Stay with me. Stay awake.
繼續移動 你能行的 Keep moving. You can do this.
把你的腿也拽進去 Pull your legs in now.
腿也拽進去 Pull your legs in.
我動不了 I can't move.
那你就會死在那裏 你想死嗎 Then you're gonna die. Do you wanna die tonight?
你不能這樣死掉 This is not how you die.
我覺得他肯定要這麼死了 I think it is.
加油 Come on.
加油 對 就在那裏 Come on, you did it. You're in there.
加油 保持清醒 Do it, do it! Stay awake!
加油 尼克 Come on! Come on, Nick!
加油 Come on. Come on.
加油 馬上就成功了 Come on. You got it.
你能行的 You got it. You got it.
- 老天爺啊 - 醒醒 - Oh, for fuck's sake, - man! Wake up!
醒醒 Wake up. Wake up.
起來 尼克 Get up, Nick. Get up.
快起來 Get up.
醒醒啊 尼克 Come on, Nick.
快點起來 Come on! Get up!
起來 尼克 Get up, Nick.
開拍 Action!
天啊 Oh, my god!
耶 Yes!
- 他怎麼起來了 - 訓練有素的演員 - How is he up? - Trained actor.
好了 我們接入了 All right, man, we in.
這樣背叛哈維 讓我感覺很不好 You know, it didn't feel great betraying Javi like that.
尤其是我並不完全相信你們的話 Especially, since I'm still not convinced he's your guy.
奇怪的是... But the strange thing is...
我覺得自己挺適合幹這個的 I can see myself doing more of this stuff.
這種間諜工作 You know, spy craft.
耍耍詭計什麼的 Subterfuge. What have you.
我可能還挺有天賦的 I think I might have a real gift for it.
太好了 我們還有個任務要給你 Good, 'cause we got another mission for you.
不行 去他媽的 No, no, no! Fuck that!
太嚇人了 It was terrifying.
而且派對一結束我就去機場 I'm about to leave for the airport after the party, so...
尼克 我們的情報顯示 瑪麗亞·德爾加多此刻 Nick, our intel suggests that Javi is holding Maria delgado
就關在哈維的宅邸 on the compound right now.
- 就在這裏 - 對 - On the compound? - Yeah.
你要幫我們找到她 We need you to help us find her.
也就是說 你要想辦法多待一段時間 Which means we need you to figure out a way to stay a little longer.
薇薇安 我做不到 Vivian, I can't do this.
你能做到 我們剛剛親眼看到了 Yes, you can. We just saw you do it.
尼克 那個小女孩 That little girl, Nick?
沒有別人能幫她了 She doesn't have anybody else.
只有你 Just you.
如果你離開 And if you leave,
我也不知道她會發生什麼 I don't know what's gonna happen to her.
我想感謝大家今晚的到來 I just want to thank you all for coming tonight.
這對我來說意義重大 It means more to me than you can know.
我想給大家講個故事 And I would like to tell a story.
幾年前 A few years ago,
我和我父親的關係逐漸惡化 my relationship with my father had deteriorated to the point
我們不再說話了 where we were no longer speaking.
有時候我父親非常難相處 He could be extremely difficult, my father.
說實話 我也不比他強多少 And to be fair, maybe I am not much better.
但是他生病之後 But when he got sick,
我意識到 I realized
在沒修復我們的關係之前 我不能失去他 I didn't want to lose him before we could repair our broken relationship.
但我不知道怎麼修復 But I didn't know how.
但是某一天 And then, one day,
大約在他去世前的一星期 about a week before he died, it happened.
出現了奇跡 A miracle.
我抬頭看... I looked up...
病房的那台小電視上正在播放 And I saw on a tiny little hospital TV...
《第一夫人的保鏢》 Guarding Tess.
我父親和我在所有事情上都意見相左 We disagreed about literally everything, my father and I.
除了這部電影 Except for this movie.
我們都非常喜歡 We both loved it.
我們經常引用裏面的台詞 We would quote it back and forth.
從某種程度上說 我父親就是苔絲 In a way, my father was Tess.
那位前任第一夫人 The former first lady.
而我就是道格·切斯尼克 And I was Doug chesnic.
那位負責保護他的秘密特工 The secret service agent charged with taking care of him.
那部電影讓我們和好了 That movie brought us together.
所以我想代表已故的父親和自己 So, on behalf of my late father and myself,
感謝你 I want to thank you.
你肯定也想不到 道格·切斯尼克 I bet you didn't know Doug chesnic could have
能對某些人有這麼大的影響 such an impact on someone.
道格確實是個複雜的人 Well, Doug was a complicated guy.
他有著矛盾的忠誠 He had, um, competing allegiances
有時候 and sometimes,
扮演這樣的角色 being in the skin of a character like that
是會對我造成負面影響的 can take its toll.
感謝你的犧牲 Well, thank you for your sacrifice.
你演得太出色了 It was extraordinary.
謝謝你邀請我 Thank you for having me.
而且我... And I'm...
我... I'm...
非常激動地宣佈 Excited to announce that
哈維終於讓我讀了他的劇本 Javi has finally allowed me to read his screenplay
太精彩了 which is fantastic.
絕對是個傑作 It's truly a masterclass.
好多年沒看過這麼精彩的劇本了 It's easily one of the best things I've read in years.
所以你願意參演了 So, does that mean that you want to be in it?
我不願意 I don't.
不過我願意 But what I would like is to
跟你一起 spend a little more time here
在這裏多待幾天 on the compound with you.
討論出一部我們自己的... Coming up with our own...
電影 Movie.
你怎麼說 What do you say?
我願意 I say yes.
我願意 Yes.
我解雇了厄爾 I fired Earl.
- 這種事已經發生兩次了 - 不行 - This has happened twice now. - No.
他是受雇於特勤局的司機 He is a driver in the employ of the secret service.
我管不著廚師和護士 I can't do anything about the cook or the nurse.
因為他們為你工作 No, they work for you.
但是這個人為我們工作 所以他被炒了 But this guy works for us and he's gone!
尼克 Nick.
我們通過監控找到了一個地方 瑪麗亞可能就關在那裏 The security cameras gave us a probable location for Maria.
我們發給你 I'm sending it to you now.
想辦法進入那個房間 尼克 Find a way to get into that room, Nick.
凱奇先生 Mr. Cage.
- 嗨 哈維 - 尼克 - Oh, hey, Javi. - Nick.
我突然意識到 I realized
如果我們要一起創造一部藝術作品 that if we are going to create a work of art,
光盯著屏幕是不行的 we can't just sit and stare at a screen.
我們要開放思想 We have to open our minds
接受宇宙的無窮可能性 to the infinite possibilities of what the cosmos has to offer.
這是什麼 What have you got there?
神聖的靈感 致幻劑 Divine inspiration.
媽的 隨便吧 Fuck it!
我在想 我們的電影 So, I was thinking that maybe our movie
應該是由角色驅動的 would be character-driven.
對 Yeah.
不應該依賴那些老套的劇情 Something that doesn't rely on corny special effects.
對 比如那些大爆炸特效 Right. Or like big explosions.
我們的電影要細緻入微 It has to be nuanced.
要有很多層次 And work on multiple levels.
要完全關注在表演上 It should be completely about performance.
這可能是我的嗨後瘋話 And maybe it's just the drugs talking,
但我們弄個大型毒品場景怎麼樣 but what if we had like a big drug scene?
哇 Oh, wow!
肯定贊爆了 It's gonna be so fucking good.
但是... But, like,
要講什麼呢 what's it about?
我喜歡喜劇這個類型 In terms of genre, I like comedies.
但不喜歡 兩個演員坐在那裏說話的那種 But not when it's just two people sitting around talking.
天啊 我也受不了那種聊天喜劇 Oh, man, I can't stand talkie comedies.
必須要有劇情讓電影發展 You gotta have some plot to drive it forward.
薇薇安 有消息嗎 找到那個女孩了嗎
是我女兒 It's my daughter.
哦 Oh.
還沒有
我用了致幻劑
你搞什麼
身不由己 不然就要暴露了 類似《無間道》故事情節 回頭聊
尼克 聽著 Nick, listen.
你知道我在想什麼嗎 You know what I was thinking?
也許我們能拍偏執狂恐怖視角 Maybe we could have, like, a paranoid thriller-y angle.
偏執狂視角 太棒了 Ooh. Paranoid angle. Excellent.
就像那邊那兩個人 Like, see those two guys over there?
他們一直在監視我們 They've been watching us.
對 對 Right. Right.
等等 他們在監視我們 Wait, have they been watching us?
我不知道 有嗎 I don't know. Have they?
他媽的 Fuck!
看到了嗎 他們剛剛盯著我們看呢 Did you see that? They just looked over at us.
該死 Oh, shit!
該死 怎麼回事 Oh, shit! What's going on?
不要激動 也許只是巧合 No, no, no. Maybe it was just a coincidence.
我再看一眼 你準備好了嗎 I will look again. Are you ready?
不行 不能有眼神接觸 No! Don't make eye contact.
這樣會嚇到他們的 That's how you spook them.
不會 這樣只會嚇到熊 No, that's how you spook a bear.
哦 對 這確實是嚇唬熊的方法 That's right. That is how you spook a bear.
我的錯 I apologize.
但如果你想看 也許配上假笑能好一點 But if you are gonna look, maybe do like a fake laugh.
假笑嗎 好的 可以 A fake laugh? Okay, good. Yeah.
不好 Oh, no.
好吧 我們... Okay, okay. Let's...
我們慢慢站起來 Let's just get up slowly
數到三 on the count of three
一起跑 and run.
好嗎 Okay?
一... One...
媽蛋 Oh, fuck!
快跑 Go, go, go!
跑快點 Faster!
他們追來了嗎 This is fucking crazy.
該死 Oh, shit!
太高了 It's too high.
來吧 Here.
把我當成梯子 Use me as a human stool.
快上 Do it!
抓住我的手 Grab my hand.
抓住 Grab it.
你看上去沒這麼重啊 You're heavier than you look.
我的腦袋很大 I have a very big head.
巨大 巨大的腦袋 Enormous. An enormous head.
我逃不掉了 對不對 I'm not gonna make it, am I?
轉告加布麗亞 說我會想她的 Will you tell Gabriela I will miss her?
- 你自己告訴她 - 不行了 - You can tell her yourself. - No.
沒關係的 好好過你的人生吧 It's okay. You go live a good life.
沒有你 我那裏也不去 I'm not going anywhere without you!
立刻抓住我的手 士兵 Now, grab my hand, soldier!
這樣的話我們都會死的 But then, we will both die
那我永遠都不會原諒自己的 and I could never live with myself after that.
你放手吧 So you let go.
放手啊 You let go!
再見了 尼古拉斯·凱奇 Goodbye, Nicolas cage.
我永遠都不會忘了你的 哈維 I'll never forget you, javs.
我也不會忘記你的 I'll never forget you.
好了 快離開這裏吧 Now, you get the hell out of here.
快走 You go!
凱奇先生 Mr. Cage?
哈維 Javi?
嘿 哥們兒 Buddy! Hey.
你是怎麼過來的 Where'd you come from?
哦 Oh.
這個... Yeah...
原來直接走過來就行 Turns out we could have just walked around.
- 是這樣啊 - 無所謂了 - Yeah, I guess so, huh? - Whatever.
他們在那裏 There they are.
該死 快跑 Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Run!
看到他們了嗎 Do you see 'em?
操 Oh, fuck! Oh!
媽的 Shit!
哎呦 Ow, ow.
不行 我嗨了之後沒法開車 No, no. I can't drive on acid. I can't drive on acid.
你只能嗨著開車了 You have to drive on acid.
你比我車技好 You are a better driver than me.
你怎麼知道的 How do you know that?
我讀過你在《極速60秒》裏的駕駛特技都是自己來的 Because I read that you did all of your own driving stunts in gone in 60 seconds.
這是真的 我表演了很多精彩的前輪離地特技 對吧 Well, that's true. I popped some good wheelies, right?
對 很棒的特技 快點開車 The wheelies are amazing. Now drive the car!
他們來了 快走 They're coming! Let's go!
- 我的天啊 - 怎麼了 - Oh. Holy shit! - What?
的天啊 Holy shit!
怎麼了 你看到他們了 What? Do you see 'em?
不是 尼克 我有主意了 No, Nick, I have an idea.
也許電影就應該拍這個 Maybe this movie, maybe it's about this.
拍我們 About us.
我們的關係 Our relationship.
很棒 That's good.
裏面有人嗎 Is anyone in there?
有人嗎 Hola?
有人嗎 Hello?
你想讓我放你進去嗎 You want me to let you in there, huh?
想 I do.
我想知道裏面有什麼 I wanna know what's inside.
不管什麼後果你都接受 Regardless of what the consequences are?
一旦你走進去 Because once you go in there,
你對我的看法就會改變 it could change the way you feel about me.
我的關係也會改變 尼克·凱奇 Our entire relationship could change, Nick cage.
我必須進去 哈維 I need to go in, jav.
把門打開 Open the door.
是不是太過分了 Is it too much?
迷幻 Trippy.
我知道 有點瘆人 抱歉 I know. I am sorry if it is weird.
很不錯的收藏 Well, it's a good collection.
非常全面 It's very thorough.
「一串非常優雅的珍珠狀裝置」 "A really elegant string of pearls configuration."
《勇闖奪命島》 The rock.
「把兔子放回盒子裏」 "Put the bunny back in the box."
《空中監獄》 Con air.
這個就太嚇人了 Well, that's just really creepy.
才不嚇人呢 No, it's not creepy.
啊 Oh.
這是《曼蒂》裏的電鋸嗎 Is that the chainsaw from Mandy?
《曼蒂》是一部傑作 Mandy is a masterpiece.
你知道這是真槍吧 You know those are real guns, right?
當然是真槍了 Of course they are real.
訂製斯普林菲爾德軍武器 Custom Springfield armory.
專門為電影製作的 Made specifically for the film.
這是我嗎 Is this supposed to be me?
真是... It's...
太古怪了 Grotesque.
看看那些槍 Just look at the guns.
我想問一句 If you don't mind me asking,
你買這座嚇人的塑像 how much did you pay for this
花了多少錢 disturbing statue?
大概六千塊 Hmm. About $6,000.
我給你兩萬 I'll give you $20,000 for it.
抱歉 凱奇先生 I'm sorry, Mr. Cage,
它不賣 but this is not for sale.
壞消息 女孩不在那裏 Bad news. Girl's not there.
好消息 劇本初具雛形了 Good news. Script's cooking.
就像卡薩韋蒂斯遇見了伊尼亞里圖 Feels like cassavetes meets inarritu
再加上一點馮·提爾 with a dash of Von trier.
- 但是 尼克... - 我知道你想說什麼 - Nick, but... - I know what you're gonna say.
哈維有自己的問題 但是 老天啊 Javi has his issues but, my god,
他對故事的直覺是無與倫比的 he has an unbelievably intuitive sense for story.
他綁架了一個小姑娘 He kidnapped a young girl.
時間每過去一天 And every day that passes, the likelihood goes up
她被哈維或者他手下謀殺的概率 就又高了一點 that she's gonna be murdered by Javi or one of his men.
你還想讓我幹什麼 What do you want me to do now?
我也不知道 I don't know.
我也在想 I'm still figuring that out.
也許你可以在你們的電影裏 But for now, why don't you add a plotline to your movie
加一個綁架的情節 where someone gets kidnapped?
這樣你就可以套出來 That way you can see
他也許會在那裏關押人質 where he might, theoretically, hide a hostage.
我現在有兩項工作 I'm working two jobs here.
好吧 Okay.
薇薇安 Vivian,
這是一部基於現實的成人電影 this is a grounded, adult drama
講述了兩個堅強敏感的男人 about two tough, sensitive men
和他們之間不可思議的友情 and their unlikely friendship.
他們就像兩尊決鬥的基督像 They're kind of like dueling Christ figures.
這本身就是一個相當革命性的想法 Which is obviously a pretty revolutionary idea in itself.
你知道什麼不是革命性的想法嗎 綁架 But what is not a revolutionary idea is a kidnapping.
如果我提起這個情節 And if I bring that into the mix,
哈維肯定知道不對勁 Javi's gonna know something's up.
他對格調很強硬的 He's a hardliner for tone,
這個任務肯定會完蛋 and this mission will be blown. Okay?
我的老天爺啊 Jesus fucking Christ!
你知道嗎 尼克 You know, Nick,
我覺得綁架 I think a kidnapping
能讓這部電影擁有更廣泛的受眾 could give this movie a wider appeal.
現在想要高票房不太容易吧 I mean, it's pretty hard to find an audience these days, right?
對 除非是漫威電影或者星戰電影 Unless you're a marvel movie, star wars, whatever, yeah.
你們的電影肯定不是這兩種吧 Yeah, doesn't sound like this is that.
不是 薇薇安 No, Vivian, it isn't.
我們的是給成年人拍的高級電影 This is an intelligent film for grown-ups.
我個人想看聰明的 角色驅動的 成年人的電影 Now, personally, I want a smart, character-driven, adult drama
講述真正的生活 真正的人 about real life, real people.
但現實是 But the reality is,
大多數人需要一點吸引人的「噱頭」 most people need a bit of a hook
才願意走進電影院 to get 'em into the theater.
你現在講的是市場營銷 Okay, now you're talking about marketing.
如果講市場營銷 And if you're talking about marketing,
沒錯 有噱頭才能讓人買票 then, yes, you do need a hook to get them into the theater.
那就吸引他們去買票啊 Well, get 'em into the theater. Come on.
只要一個能剪進預告片的片段就夠了 All you need is a trailer moment.
發射 Pull!
等一下 你女兒被綁架了 Hold on, hold on. Your daughter gets kidnapped?
對啊 很適合預告片的情節 Yeah, it's a big trailer moment.
我做的對嗎 Hey, am I doing this right?
我看到那些東西了 'Cause I had that thing in my sights.
誰會綁架她 But who kidnaps her?
也許槍管變形了 Uh, maybe the barrel's warped.
槍管絕對沒變形 The barrel is definitely not warped.
誰綁架她 Who kidnaps her?
壞人啊 Bad guys.
我們倆都冒著生命危險去救我女兒 We both put our lives on the line to save the daughter
也都變成了更好的人 and become better men for it.
很經典 It's classic.
這是完全不同的電影了 It feels like a completely different movie.
哈維 拜託 Javi, please.
就跟我一起試試看吧 Just walk down the road with me on this.
然後呢 And then what?
拍兩個男人救一個女孩 The finale is about two men saving the girl?
太爛俗了 That's terrible.
把槍給我 Give me the gun.
你知道射得準的關鍵嗎 You know the key to shooting well?
控制呼吸 Controlling your breath.
你知道要怎麼控制呼吸嗎 尼克 And you know how to control your breath, Nick?
心臟 Your heart.
心臟要穩定 Your heart must be still.
平靜 At peace.
我的心臟 My heart
不穩定 is not still.
我的心臟 My heart
不平靜 is not at peace.
你知道原因嗎 Do you know why?
嘿 哈維 Hey, Javi.
如果你不想射擊 就把槍給我吧 If you're not gonna shoot, maybe hand me the gun?
你為你對我撒謊了 Because you're lying to me.
什麼 What?
不要他媽的對我撒謊 Don't fucking lie to me.
我沒有 I'm not!
不要他媽的對我撒謊 Don't fucking lie to me!
天啊 我沒有 我發誓 Oh, my god, I'm not! I swear!
我知道你為什麼一直在說被綁架的女孩 I know why you keep on talking about this kidnapped girl.
你對你自己的女兒感到愧疚 You feel guilty about your relationship to your own daughter.
天啊 對 Oh, my god, yes.
- 天天內疚 - 你被困住了 - A thousand times, - yes. You are blocked.
你的創造性被束縛了 Creatively.
因為你是個不合格的父親 你對此感到愧疚 Because you feel guilty about what kind of father you have been.
你說得對 You're right. Yep.
完全正確 You're 100% right.
發射 Pull!
薇薇安 怎麼了 Vivian, what's going on?
尼克 你必須立刻離開那座房子 Nick, you need to get out of that house immediately.
局裏發現有人竊聽我們的通訊 The agency caught a wiretap on our phones.
然後我發現有人跟蹤我 Then I picked up a guy tailing me.
既然我已經暴露了 那很可能你也暴露了 If they've made me, they've likely made you.
媽的 好吧 All right. Shit.
尼克 我們已經沒法保證你的安全了 Nick, we can no longer guarantee your safety.
老天啊 Jesus Christ!
你嚇死我了 You scared the hell out of me.
尼克 Nick,
跟我來 I need you to come with me.
現在 Right now?
我也不想走到這一步的 尼克 I'm sorry to have to take this step, Nick.
那就不用走啊 真的不用 You don't, though. You really don't.
不行 沒有其它的選擇了 No, it is the only option.
我能給我家人打個電話嗎 Can I just call my family quickly?
告訴她們我愛她們 Tell them I love them.
什麼 What?
不用打給她們 There's no need to call them.
她們就在這裏 They are here.
- 爸爸 - 尼克 - Dad. - Nick.
你沒事吧 怎麼... Are you okay? What...
到底怎麼回事 What the hell is going on?
你朋友打給我們 Your friend called to say
說你病得沒法說話了 you were so sick you couldn't talk.
我們都擔心死了 We're worried about you. Yeah.
你想對付我嗎 哈維 那就對付我吧 You wanna deal with me, Javi? You deal with me.
但是我求你了 But I'm begging you, please,
不要把我家人牽扯進了 please leave my family out of this.
很遺憾 我做不到 Unfortunately, I can't do that.
你讓我別無選擇 You've left me no choice.
- 你是快死了嗎 爸爸 - 是的 - Are you dying, dad? - Yes.
- 天啊 - 什麼 - Oh, my god. - What?
- 創造性快死了 - 搞什麼 - Creatively. - Oh, come on.
身體上他倒是健康得很 No, physically, he is tremendous.
他大概會被我們活得都長 I mean, he will probably outlive us all.
所以你根本沒病 So, you're not even sick?
我沒事 親愛的 I'm okay, honey.
- 我沒事 - 滾蛋 - I'm fine. I'm okay. - Fuck you.
我現在非常關心你的父親 Look, I have grown to care very deeply about your father.
你的前夫 And ex-husband.
我們正在一起創作一部電影 We are working on a movie together.
一部美妙的 角色驅動的 成年人的劇情片 A beautiful character-driven, adult drama.
但是他跟你們有太多沒解決的問題了 But he has so many unresolved issues with you
已經開始對我們的創作產生負面影響了 that it is beginning to bleed into the work in a negative way.
是不是 尼克 Isn't that right, Nick?
你們倆都他媽的瘋了吧 Are you both out of your fucking minds?
他有太多悔恨了 Well, you see, he has so many regrets.
對 現在又可以再加一條了 Yeah. Well, here is another one to add to the list.
我們坐了一整天的飛機 We've been on a plane. All day!
我取消了客戶預約 I had to cancel clients.
我們倆都要急死了 We were panicking
因為找不到人喂貓 because we couldn't find anyone to feed the cats.
處理完這屁事兒回家之後 You know, they could be dead
貓可能都已經餓死了 by the time we get home after this bullshit.
充滿死貓氣息們房子 太棒了 House smelling like a dead cat. That's great.
太有意思了 That's fun.
我家以前有隻貓死在廚房裏了 Well, I had a cat die in the kitchen once.
我奶奶一直都除不掉那氣味 And my grandmother was never able to get rid of the smell.
我很抱歉給你們帶來了麻煩 I am very sorry for the inconvenience,
但這是緊急情況 but this is an emergency.
跟我們一起吃午餐吧 Have lunch with us.
讓他把心裏話說出來吧 And let him say what he has to say.
你也覺得這是個好主意吧 尼克 Don't you think that's a good idea, Nick?
共進午餐是個絕妙的主意 哈維 Lunch is a wonderful idea, Javi.
吃完飯她們就可以回家了 對嗎 And then, afterwards, they can go home, right?
太好了 Great.
去吃西班牙菜吧 Let's have some fucking tapas.
這事太詭異了 This is so weird.
這可是... Yeah, well... that's...
你還能有什麼期待呢 What'd you expect?
我想給你們倆道歉 I wanna apologize to both of you.
我倆在家裏的時候 I think I should have been more present
應該多陪伴你們的 while I was at home.
我不用時刻關注自己的工作 I didn't always need to be focused on my work.
自己的角色 My face in a script.
但我總是不斷想到 But here's what I keep coming back to.
你們兩個人會想要阻止我 Would either of you have wanted to prevent me
實現我的藝術夢想嗎 from living my artistic dreams?
因為我肯定不想阻止你們實現夢想 Because I sure know I wouldn't have wanted that for either of you.
我們大老遠飛來馬略卡就為了聽這個 We flew to majorca for that?
哇 Wow.
這也太可悲了吧 That was fucking pathetic.
確實非常可悲吧 God, it really was, wasn't it?
我根本啞口無言了 No, no, no. I am honestly speechless.
是嗎 你早晚會習慣這些屁話的 Really? Because this shit, you get used to it.
對 這就是我爹的正常水平 Yeah, that's pretty much par for the course.
嗯哼 Mmm-hmm.
我們就不能多關注 Can't we just focus
我們一起度過的美好時光嗎 on the good times we did have together?
艾迪 我們一起穿越沙漠的旅行 Addy, that trip we took across the desert.
我從來沒給你看過 I never showed you this before,
但這張照片一直在我錢包裏 but I keep this little photo in my wallet
就是為了提醒我那段美好時光 to remind me of all the fun we had.
而且 呃... And, uh,
我知道那首歌 I know it wasn't great,
並不完美... but that song...
但是我寫進歌裏的都是真情實感 I meant that moment that I wrote in that song.
是真心的 I meant it.
那根本不是你寫的 You didn't write it.
是你喝醉了現場編的 You got drunk and you made it up,
因為你忍受不了 because you couldn't stand
自己不是全場的焦點 not being the center of attention
兩秒鐘都不行 for two fucking seconds.
艾迪 Addy.
因為一切的中心都必須是你 Because everything always has to be about you.
你喜歡的東西 What you like.
你讀的書 What books you've read.
你愛看的電影 What movies you're into.
這太糟糕了 你知道嗎 It's fucked up, you know?
我是你女兒 Like, I'm your daughter
但是你讓我焦慮 and I get nervous.
非常折磨人的焦慮 因為我擔心 Like, debilitating fucking anxiety
如果我不喜歡你喜歡的東西 that if I don't like what you like,
你就不會喜歡我 you won't like me.
艾迪 我是在跟你分享對我有意義的東西 Addy, I was sharing the things that were meaningful to me.
對我很重要的東西 That were important to me.
你不是在分享 No, you weren't. You weren't.
你是想把我打造成縮小版的你 You were trying to mold me into this little version of you.
打造你 Mold you?
是引導你 艾迪 我愛你 Guide you. Addy, I love you.
我愛你勝過世間的一切 I love you more than anything in the world.
我想讓你知道 我在盡力當個好爸爸 And I want you to know I was trying.
我知道你在盡力 I know. I know you were trying.
你一直都很盡力 You're always trying.
該死 這就是最可悲的地方 Fuck, that's actually the saddest part.
哎呦 Shit.
比我想的要複雜 不過進展不錯 I think we have more work than I realized, but this is good.
非常好 This is very good.
邁出了很好的第一步 This is a good first step.
抱歉打擾了 古提亞斯先生 Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Gutierrez,
你有客人 but you have a visitor.
謝謝 Gracias.
哎呀 好萊塢的哈維來了 Oh! Hollywood Javi. There he is.
盧卡斯
你有什麼急事非要到這裏來
給你帶來了一些消息 I have some news for you.
哈維·科波拉 Javi Ford coppola.
坐啊 Sit.
跟我一起吃一點 Eat with me.
麥片圈 Froot Loops?
很好吃 Delicious.
嘗嘗 Taste it.
我超愛麥片圈 I love Froot Loops.
我這周接到了一個很有意思的電話
塞爾吉奧·巴爾達薩里打來的
塞爾吉奧·巴爾達薩里 Sergio baldassari? Huh?
卡拉貝羅犯罪家族的老大
我還以為他已經死了
已經有十五年沒人見過他了
但很明顯 他還在那不勒斯外的某個地方 發號施令
他上周聯繫我說
對我們最有利的是
在加泰羅尼亞重新選舉後 兩個組織合併
你是老大 你說了算
等一下
選舉 所以是你...
你綁架了德爾加多的女兒
對啊 Yeah.
但是如果我被背叛了 But I can't do a deal with the Italians
我就不能跟意大利人交易 if I am being betrayed.
什麼
誰背叛你了
他讓我老婆和女兒 He flew my wife and daughter
飛到了馬略卡 all the way out to majorca.
我家人 My family!
該死 Shit!
不要說「該死」 No, don't say "shit"!
是你把我們扯進來的 你也得把我們擇出去 You got us into this. You get us out of this.
我們沒辦法及時安排撤離 There's no way we can mobilize an extraction in time.
那我該怎麼辦 Then, what am I supposed to do?
如果你能把哈維單獨帶出來 If you can get Javi alone, and then take him out,
就能給我們爭取時間 把你們都救出來 it'll buy the agency time to get you all out of there.
你能拿到武器嗎 Do you have access to a firearm?
也許能 I might.
抱歉 尼克 Nick, I'm sorry,
但這是保證你家人安全的最好辦法了 but this is the best way to safeguard your family.
你必須跟我說實話 Listen, I need you to be honest with me.
到底怎麼回事 What the fuck is happening?
好 Okay.
我給你說 I'm going to tell you something,
但是你千萬不要慌 but please don't freak out.
我在給中央情報局工作 I'm working for the CIA.
你是不是精神崩潰了 Are you having a nervous breakdown?
有可能 但我說的是實話 Probably. But I'm telling you the truth.
他們想搞到哈維生意的情報 They wanted some information on Javi's business dealings
我一直在幫他們 so I've been helping them.
奇怪的是 這其實也很合理 And the strange thing is, it does kind of make sense
因為表演在很大程度上 跟間諜工作是一樣的 given that so much of acting is like spying.
你知道這聽起來是什麼樣嗎 Do you have any idea how this sounds?
聽起來不太好 'Cause I mean, it's not... it's not good.
我需要一個小時 再給他們辦最後一件事 Okay, I need an hour to do one final thing for them
等我回來之後 and when I get back,
我們三個就一起飛回洛杉磯 好嗎 the three of us will fly to Los Angeles together, okay?
我不知道還能說什麼 I don't know what to say.
什麼也不要說 帶艾迪回我的房間 Don't say anything. Just take addy back to my room.
不要跟任何人說話 那兒也不要去 Don't talk to anyone. Don't go anywhere.
我會回去找你們的 我保證 I'll be back to get you. I promise.
我愛你 I love you.
怎麼了 表弟
你不喜歡吃麥片
盧卡斯 到底怎麼了
這些和我有什麼關係
你那個朋友 尼古拉斯·凱奇 Your friend, Nicolas cage,
那個該死的好萊塢明星 the fucking star of Hollywood
在為美國政府工作 is working for the U.S. government.
胡說八道 Oh, bullshit!
胡說八道 Bullshit!
聽聽 Listen.
我覺得自己挺適合 I see myself doing more
幹這個的 間諜工作 of this stuff. You know, spy craft.
耍耍詭計什麼的 Subterfuge. What have you.
我可能還挺有天賦的 I think I might have a real gift for it.
太好了 我們還有個任務要給你 Good, 'cause we got another mission for you.
我覺得你是知情的 表弟
什麼
我不知道 No.
盧卡斯 我不知道 Lucas, no.
我不知道
你不知道 去你媽的
跪在地上
我應該一槍崩了你 狗娘養的
盧卡斯 Lucas.
冷靜點 冷靜點
你覺得我是魔鬼
但你卻接受我的錢
你收房子 收分成 我他媽卻要干所有髒活
盧卡斯 求求你 不要這樣 我發誓我真的不知道
不要 不要 No! No, no, no!
我真的也想相信你 I would love to believe you, primo.
但如果不是我殺掉你 But either I kill you,
就是你殺掉尼古拉斯·凱奇 or you kill Nicolas cage.
你選吧 Your choice.
嗨 Hi.
嗨 Hey.
對不起 I'm sorry.
我應該先問過你再把她們帶來的 I should have asked you before bringing them down.
對 Yeah.
而且我在想 And I was thinking
也許綁架是個好主意 maybe a kidnapping would work.
我們的電影可以以美好的角色驅動開場 Our movie would start out as a beautiful character piece
然後慢慢變得更刺激 and then, slowly change into a more thrilling...
好萊塢大片 Hollywood blockbuster.
那每個人都有想看的部分了 Then there's something for everyone.
想跟我一起開車去懸崖嗎 Would you like to drive out to the cliffs?
清醒一下 再討論討論第三幕 Clear our heads, and think through the third act?
太好了 Perfect.
那麼... So...
我們該走了 We should go.
對 Yeah.
這是新鞋嗎 Are those new shoes?
這雙 These?
是舊的 No, I've had these.
哦 Oh.
我從來沒見過 I haven't seen them before.
我很少穿這雙 I don't wear them very much.
不太符墳我的風格 I don't think they're really me.
什麼 What?
很漂亮啊 跟你超級配 They're great. They look incredible on you.
完全是你的風格 我喜歡 They're totally you. Love 'em.
你想試試嗎 Do you wanna try them on?
我覺得你穿上才好看呢 I think they would look amazing on you.
哇 Oh, wow!
絕對適合你 Those look incredible on you.
我覺得那雙你穿也好看 I like how those look on you. Yeah.
要不要交換 You wanna trade?
永久交換 Like, permanently?
好啊 Okay.
很好 Cool.
我真高興能見到你 I'm really glad I got to meet you.
你就是那種朋友 You're the kind of friend I could
可以幾年不見 幾年不聯繫 not see for years, and not even really talk to
但隨時可以繼續聊下去 and just pick up right where we left off.
完全同意 I totally agree.
就是那麼... It's just...
簡單 Easy.
那個... Well...
該去找到大結局了 I guess it's time to figure out how this thing ends.
尼克... Nick...
我剛才說的都是真心話 I meant what I said back there.
我也是 Me, too.
所以這讓我很痛苦 Which is why this really hurts.
哈維 Javi.
你把我帶來就是想殺了我 You brought me out here to kill me, man?
很抱歉 尼克 I'm sorry, Nick.
我也是 So am I.
你要扣動扳機 我們就都沒命 'Cause you pull that trigger and we're both dead.
等等 你本來就打算殺我 Wait. You were gonna kill me?
這是我的金手槍嗎 And are those my golden guns?
這是我的金手槍 They're my golden guns.
看來我們都有自己的小秘密 不是嗎 And it looks like we both had a little secret, doesn't it?
你為什麼要殺我啊 Why the fuck would you kill me?
你是犯罪組織的首腦 You're the head of a criminal organization.
我表哥盧卡斯才是組織的首腦 My cousin Lucas is the head of the organization.
中央情報局說是你 CIA said you ran it.
整個世界都覺得是我 The whole world thinks I run it.
我父親去世的時候 盧卡斯接手了 When my father died, Lucas took over.
他逼我當掛名首腦 He forced me to be the figurehead.
你拿了他的錢 You take his money.
我沒法退出這個圈子 尼克 You don't just leave this world, Nick.
我和我關心的所有人都一直處在危險中 You and everyone you care about is in constant danger.
不然你覺得 我為什麼不能跟加布麗亞在一起 Why do you think I cannot be with Gabriela?
你喜歡加布麗亞 You... you're into Gabriela?
你他媽的在開玩笑吧 Are you fucking kidding me?
我不能跟加布麗亞在一起 I can't be with Gabriella,
是因為那會讓她成為靶子 because that would put a target on her back.
等等 你真的沒看出來我們相愛 Wait, you seriously didn't realize that we liked each other?
你可是中央情報局的 You're in the CIA!
我不是中央情報局的 I'm not in the CIA.
我他媽是個演員 你也知道 I'm a goddamn actor. You know that.
我唯一加入的組織 The only organization I'm a part of
就是美國演員工會 is the screen actors guild of america.
還有美國電視和廣播藝人聯合會 不過我不知道那是什麼東西 And AFTRA. But I don't even know what that is.
可能是個廣播組織吧 把槍放下 I think it's a radio thing. Just put down the gun.
沒問題 你先放下 No way. You go first.
憑什麼 你把我家人帶來了 I'm not going first. You brought my family out here.
- 這太過分了 - 我不想殺你 - This is so fucked! - I don't wanna kill you.
全世界我最不想殺的就是你 You're the last person I wanna kill.
- 我他媽的太愛你了 - 我也愛你 - I fucking love you! - I love you!
是我表哥 It's my cousin.
他肯定知道我不會殺你 He must have known I wouldn't kill you.
我早就知道了 I thought so.
所以說我就該相信 Which is why I should always trust
我作為演員的薩滿直覺 my shamanic instincts as a thespian.
他媽的 Fuck!
- 跑快點 - 我盡力了 - Faster! - I'm trying.
你的鞋踝部支撐不夠 Your shoes don't offer any ankle support.
他媽的 Ah, fuck!
你跑過去 上去開車 Okay. You just run out there. You get the truck.
然後過來接我 我幫你盯著 You come back and get me. I will keep a lookout.
嗯 計劃不錯 我喜歡 Uh-huh. Love it. Love the plan.
但是鑒於你給了我 But given that you've saddled me
一雙他媽的便士樂福鞋 with what basically amounts to fucking penny loafers
也許應該你去 我留下 maybe you should go, and I'll stay here.
我喜歡這個計劃 真的 I love that plan, I do.
但是那怕穿著不合適的鞋子 But you are a faster runner than me,
你仍然比我跑得快 even with subpar footwear.
我看過你在《國家寶藏》裏跑得有多快 I saw how fast you were in national treasure.
那是特技表演 No, that'd be the stunt department.
幕後短片可不是這麼說的 Not according to the making of featurette.
- 好吧 我去 - 等等 - Fine, I'll go. - Wait!
你要去 那我跟你一起去 So, you're gonna go? I'm going with you.
他們來了 There they are!
該死 Ah, shit!
他追上來了 He's coming up on us.
在你左邊 On your left! On your left!
媽的 Holy shit!
- 踩剎車 - 什麼 - Hit the brakes! - What?
踩剎車 他會撞到車尾的 Hit the brakes. He will hit the back of the truck.
- 這不會成功的 - 會的 會的 - That won't work. - Yes, it will. Yes, it will.
快點吧 快踩剎車 Just do it. Do it! Do it! Do it!
不要擔心 他已經暈過去了 Don't worry, he's totally passed out.
媽的 Fuck!
我沒事 你也沒事吧 I'm okay. Are you okay?
利維 Liv.
- 尼克 他們把艾迪帶走了 - 他們帶走了艾迪 - They took addy, Nick. - They took addy?
她出去找你 他們就把她抓走了 She went outside to find you and they just grabbed her.
他還有更多手下正在趕來 我們得走了 There are more soldiers coming. We have to go.
他媽的 Fuck!
薇薇安 喂 Vivian? Hello.
尼克 我把地址發給你了 Nick, I've sent you the address.
你在路上了嗎 You on the way?
什麼 我女兒在他們手上 What? They have my daughter.
他們抓她幹什麼 What do they want with her?
很遺憾 他們利用她向美國政府施壓 Unfortunately, she's being used to put pressure on the U.S. government
讓美國不再支持德爾加多 so they'll back off their support of delgado.
除非德爾加多退出選舉... And unless delgado drops out of the election...
尼克 我很抱歉 Nick, I'm sorry,
但他們說會把兩個女孩都殺掉 but they said they're gonna kill both girls.
什麼 什麼 What? What? What?
你們會讓他退出的 對嗎 You're gonna get him to drop out, right?
你們必須讓他退出 You're gonna get him to drop out!
直接到這裏來吧 Just come directly here.
天啊... Oh, fucking...
他的人可能還在附近 His people could still be in the area.
- 我們要走了 - 去那裏 - We have to go. - Where?
我有個地方 走吧 I have a place. Let's go.
快點 快點 Come, come. Come now.
所以計劃是什麼 So, what's the plan here?
你要當個大英雄 單槍匹馬救回艾迪 You gonna be a big hero? Save addy yourself?
那你會跟她一樣死掉 You'll end up dead like her.
留給專業人士解決吧 Leave it to the professionals.
當地警方之類的 Local police. Whomever.
沒有其他人了 There is no one else.
我愛你 I love you.
而且我一直在幫你 And I have always looked out for you.
滾開 Get off of me!
我必須過去 I have to go in there.
因為要讓艾迪知道 我在為她而戰 Because addy has to know I fought for her.
我想幫你 但你根本不聽 I'm trying to help you, and you won't listen!
你怎麼幫我了 嗯 How are you helping me, huh?
你什麼時候幫過我 How are you ever helping me?
你要知道自己是誰 尼克 You need to know who you are, Nick.
這不是演戲 This isn't a role.
你不是英雄 You're not a hero.
你只是個要把我們害死的人 You're just some guy who's about to get us killed.
你這個蠢貨 You fucking idiot!
這是我二十年前買的 I bought this house 20 years ago
就是為了應對這種情況 for a situation just like this.
裏面有一切必需品 食物 護照 It has everything we need. Food, passports,
喬裝的材料 materials for disguise.
今晚我們是安全的 We'll be safe for the night.
奧利維亞 Olivia,
我保證 你女兒會回來的 I promise you will get your daughter back.
兩個女孩應該都關在我表哥的房子裏 The girls are likely being held in my cousin's compound.
那裏外表上是座修道院 It is a monastery that they use as a cover,
但其實是個堡壘 but it is a fortress.
根本無法突破 四面都是高牆 It is impenetrable. There are walls on every side.
有逃生通道嗎 Any escape routes?
有地道 但是裝了只能從裏面打開的金屬門 Tunnels. But with metal doors that only open from the inside.
就算沒有那些全副武裝的守衛 Even if it weren't for all of the armed guards,
也根本進不去 it is impossible to get in.
那個變態十二小時後就要殺了我們女兒 I mean, this psychopath is gonna kill our daughter in 12 hours.
所以我們他媽的到底該怎麼辦 So, what the fuck are we gonna do?
我們直接從正門走進去 We are going to walk straight in through the front gate.
酷 很戲劇化的回答 Okay, cool. Very dramatic answer.
這要怎麼成功 How's that supposed to work?
盧卡斯正打算 跟塞爾吉奧·巴爾達薩里結盟 Lucas is trying to form an alliance with Sergio baldassari,
他是卡拉貝羅犯罪家族的首領 the head of the calabero crime family.
巴爾達薩里 十五年沒人見過他了吧 Baldassari, I mean, no one has seen him for 15 years.
沒錯 既然沒人見過他 Exactly. And since no one has seen him
那就沒人知道他到底長什麼樣 no one knows exactly what he looks like.
奧利維亞 Olivia.
尼克說跟你相識的時候 你是個出色的化妝師 Nick says that you were an incredible makeup artist when you met.
來點假髮再化化妝... So, with some prosthetics and a little makeup...
我就能扮演塞爾吉奧 Then I could play Sergio.
盧卡斯·古提亞斯 Lucas Gutierrez!
給你介紹下我老婆芭芭拉 I'd like to introduce my wife Barbara.
為什麼叫芭芭拉 她出生於加州的聖巴巴拉 Why for? She was born in Santa Barbara, California.
你覺得我是傻子嗎 塞爾吉奧 You think I'm fucking stupid, Sergio, hmm?
你覺得消失十五年之後 你能就這麼走進來 You think you're just gonna walk in here after 15 years
殺了我 and kill me,
嗯 你這個狗娘養的 you motherfucker, hmm?
他要把我的耳朵割下來了 He's cutting my fucking ear off!
你在給誰賣命 給你三秒鐘 Who are you working for? Three seconds.
就是我啊 二 It's just me! Two!
我保證 I promise!
你覺得她能幫你嗎 塞爾吉奧 You think she can help you, Sergio, hmm?
動手吧 Go ahead.
你殺了他 我還是能跟你做交易 You kill him, I'll still make the deal.
但我覺得你不會殺他 But I don't think you're gonna kill him.
你覺得我不會殺他 You don't think I'll kill him?
對 我覺得你如果想殺他 No, I think if you were gonna kill him,
早就已經下手了 you would have done it by now.
所以 對 我覺得你不會殺他 So, no, I don't think you'll do it.
不過我確實好奇 Although, I am wondering
你他媽的憑什麼覺得可以威脅我 why the fuck you think you can intimidate me?
好吧 來自聖巴巴拉的芭芭拉 Okay, Barbara from Santa Barbara.
好 芭芭拉 Okay, Barbara.
很高興見到你 塞爾吉奧 It is good to see you, Sergio.
好久沒見了 Been far too long.
你沒事吧 You okay?
我的人會帶你們去房間 My people will show you to a room.
安頓之後我們再聊 Freshen up, and then, we'll talk.
我的耳朵怎麼樣 差點被他割下來 God, how does my ear look? He almost cut off my ear.
該死 尼克 我們只有十五分鐘了 Shit! We've only got about 15 minutes, Nick.
我們要找到艾迪 We've gotta go find addy.
- 我知道 - 根據哈維的地圖 - I know. I know. - According to Javi's map,
他們可能把她關在 they're probably holding her
這裏的地下室裏 in the basement of the building right here.
準備好了嗎 You ready?
我們要怎麼辦 What do we do?
幹得漂亮 Oh, good one.
拿上他的槍 Get his gun.
放下槍 塞爾吉奧 Drop the gun, Sergio.
你們兩個都不該來這裏 Neither of you are supposed to be here.
跟我來 Come with me.
盧卡斯 Lucas.
有點不對勁
他們放到了我們的一個人
塞爾吉奧還拿著把槍
槍 A gun?
好吧 塞爾吉奧 Okay, Sergio.
怎麼回事啊 兄弟 What's the deal, my man?
你是有什麼問題想告訴我嗎 還是... You got a fucking problem you'd like to tell me about or...
我本來在懷疑你沒抓到那個女孩 I was beginning to think you don't have the girl
而我們的交易基礎是德爾加多退出選舉... and since our deal was based on delgado dropping out...
- 他會退出的 - 他媽的 - He'll drop out. - Fuck.
但他還沒退出呢 But he hasn't done it yet.
盧卡斯 Lucas.
拜託
我不喜歡那傢伙
去附近巡視一下
- 盧卡斯 - 快去 - Lucas! - Now!
好吧 Okay.
你知道嗎 You know,
如果你跟我要一起做生意 塞爾吉奧 if you and I are gonna be in business together, Sergio,
那你就要相信我 you're gonna need to trust me.
嗯 Hmm?
這他媽怎麼回事 What the fuck?
什麼他媽怎麼回事 What the fuck, what?
完了 Oh, shit.
你的臉... Your face...
我會轟爛你的腦袋 Oh, shit! I'll blow his fucking head off, man!
不許動 Don't fucking move!
奧利維亞 帶上女孩離開 Olivia, take the girls and go.
計劃是什麼 尼克 What's the plan here, Nick?
你帶著女孩活著離開這裏 You get the girls out of here alive!
不行 我們不能把他扔在這裏 No, we can't just leave him here.
艾迪 跟你媽媽一起走 Addy, go with your mom!
快走 Hey! Just go. Go!
來吧 Come on.
快跑 艾迪 Just run, addy.
你喜歡嗎 嗯 You like that? Huh?
老天 是尼克·他媽的·凱奇 Oh, my god. Nick fucking cage.
是尼克·操他媽的·凱奇 Nick motherfucking cage!
想都不用想 Don't even think about it!
這邊 快走 Okay, this way. Come on.
來 Come on.
快走 Now, go!
等等 Wait!
尼克在那裏 Where's Nick?
他拿槍指著盧卡斯 He's got a gun on Lucas.
給我爭取了時間 但是還有別人在那裏 He bought us some time, but there's others.
他不可能活著離開的 He will never make it out of there alive.
尼克·凱奇 據我所知 Here's what I know, Nick cage.
我有四個人拿著槍指著你的腦袋 I've got four guys with guns pointed directly at your head.
對 這是事實 但是據我所知 Yeah, that's true. But here's what I know.
我的家人安全了 My family's safe.
這才是唯一重要的事 And that's all that matters.
嘿 Hey!
他在這裏啊 There he is.
他媽的在這裏 There he fucking is!
美國英雄 The American hero.
哦 Oh!
他媽的好萊塢巨星 是吧 The fucking star of Hollywood, eh?
哎呀 這是什麼啊 Ooh, whoa. Come on. What is this?
還有這個鼻子 嗯 And this nose, yeah?
不許動 Don't fucking move!
操他媽的 又是這個人 Jesus Christ! This fucking guy again.
卡洛斯 Carlos.
抓到他們了
卡洛斯 拜託 你也不想這麼對我吧 Carlos, please. You don't wanna do this to me.
你不想這麼對哈維 You don't wanna do this to Javi.
他一直對你很好 He's been nothing but good to you.
哈維馬上就要死了 Javi is about to die.
你們也是 As are you.
媽的 Shit!
你在死前還有什麼話想說嗎 Anything you'd like to say before you die?
「大腦給身體發送指令」 "It takes 13 milliseconds for the human brain"
「只需要十三毫秒」 "to send a message to the body."
「所以當你的子彈擊中我的時候」 "So, by the time your bullets hit me,"
「我的大腦皮層已經把信號發送給了」 "my cerebral cortex will be transmittin' a signal"
「用來扣動扳機的十七塊毫髮無損的肌肉」 "to the 17 healthy muscles that operate my trigger finger."
「你還來不及菊花一緊」 "And before your asshole has a chance to pucker up,"
「你的腦漿早就濺在」 "your medulla oblongata will be splattered"
「你身後的牆上了」 "all over the fucking wall behind ya!"
「如果這是我在這顆美麗的綠色星球上能完成的最後一件事」 "And if that's the last thing I accomplish on this beautiful green earth,"
「那我會說 哈 這他媽真是最好的告別」 "well, then, ha, I say, ha, What a way to fucking go."
嘿 Hey!
媽的 快起來 尼克 快走 Shit, come on! Nick, go! Go!
你真是個狗娘養的
我們把他撞死了嗎 Did we kill him?
該死 Shit!
你們死定了 You're dead.
你們所有人 All of you!
尼古拉斯·凱奇 Nicolas cage?
這他媽的可太酷了 That's fucking cool.
艾迪 他傷害你了嗎 Addy... addy, did he... did he hurt you?
- 最好沒有 - 沒有 - Better not have. - No.
- 你餓嗎 - 不餓 - Are you hungry? - No.
哈維那裏有蘋果 你想吃紅富士還是黃元帥 Javi has apples. You want a McIntosh? Honey crisp?
不要說蘋果了 尼克 No apples, Nick.
爸爸 看好路呀 Dad, just please, watch the road. Please!
該死 Oh, shit!
媽的 Oh, shit!
噢 Oh.
奧利維亞 把槍給我 他們就在後面 Olivia, hand me the guns. They're right in there.
你要幹什麼 What are you doing?
不行 No.
停車 我下去拖住他們 Okay, stop the truck. I will slow them down.
- 不可能 - 快點 - No way! - Yes.
這裏離大使館只有兩公里了 You are two kilometers from the embassy.
我拖住他們 你們就都安全了 If I slow them down, then you will all make it.
- 哈維 我能帶大家過去 - 不 - Javi, I can get us there. - No!
你在車上坐好 哈維 Just stay in the truck! Javs!
不 No!
快上車吧 哈維 Just get in the car, Javi!
除非我面對表哥否則我就不能擁有自己的人生 I'm never gonna have any kind of a life unless I stand up to my cousin!
我需要這個機會 I need this.
快走吧 Now, go.
走啊 Go!
你也留下了 You stayed.
當然了 Of course.
不要擔心 安迪 一切都會沒事的 Don't worry, addy. Everyone's gonna be okay.
- 瑪麗亞怎麼樣 - 她沒事 - How's Maria doing? - She's okay.
爸爸 開快點 Dad, please go faster.
這裏左轉 Yeah. Take this left here.
該死 Shit!
甩掉他們了嗎 好像甩掉了 Did we lose 'em? I think we lost 'em.
爸爸 小心 Dad, watch out!
我要殺了你 尼克·他媽的·凱奇 I'm gonna kill you, Nick fucking cage!
趴下 所有人都爬下 Get down! Everybody get down!
坐穩了 Hold on!
剛才發生了什麼 What just happened?
艾迪 Addy?
- 下車 - 拿槍 - Come out! - Gun!
下來 Come on!
都不許動 Don't you move!
退後 退後 Get back! Get back!
再靠近我就殺了他 Come near me and I'm gonna kill him.
艾迪 Addy?
爸爸 Dad!
我們成功了 尼克 We made it, Nick.
我們成功了 We made it.
是我們一起做到的 All of us.
我愛你 爸爸 I love you, daddy.
「我愛你 爸爸」 "I love you, daddy"?
- 這句是哈維寫的 - 好吧 - Javi wrote that. - Okay.
恭喜 Congratulations.
謝謝 奧利維亞 Thanks, Olivia.
我們回歸了 We're back.
雖然我們本來也沒離開 Not that we went anywhere.
謝謝 Thanks. Oh, thanks.
尼克 Nick.
哈維 我一直在找你 Javi, I've been looking for you.
我還在想你去那裹了 I was wondering where you went.
我不敢看 我... Oh, no, I couldn't watch. I was, uh...
太緊張了 I was too nervous.
反響怎麼樣 How did it play?
觀眾們愛死了 恭喜 They loved it. Congratulations.
- 真的嗎 - 是啊 - Really? - Yeah.
哇 Oh, wow!
這真是... This is...
尼克... Nick...
謝謝你 Thank you.
哈維 這是我們共同的作品 謝謝你 Javi, we did this together. Thank you.
我們一起開車去派對吧 Do you wanna ride to the party with me?
《名利場》雜誌要採訪我們 They want to interview us. Uh, vanity fair.
我今晚去不了 你去吧 Yeah, no, I can't tonight. But you go.
玩得開心點 Have fun. Enjoy this.
跟加布麗亞問好 And give Gabriela my love.
艾迪想借用你的腰帶 Addy wants to borrow your belt.
確實想 Oh, yeah, I do.
看起來份量不輕 It looks like it's got some weight.
是啊 是只又大又肥的狼蛛 Well, yeah, it's a big, fat tarantula.
你認識我的服裝師吧 傑夫 You know my dresser, Jeff.
- 內曼·馬庫斯先生 - 認識 - Mr. Neiman Marcus? - Yes.
他想讓我用蜜蜂腰帶扣 He wanted me to wear a bee.
我說「傑夫 不要用蜜蜂 不要用蜜蜂」 And I said, "Jeff, not the bees. Not the bees".
他說「那蝎子怎麼樣」我說 So, he said, "well, how about a scorpion?" I said,
「鞋子太有攻擊性了吧 傑夫」 "I think a scorpion is a little aggressive, Jeff."
「狼蛛怎麼樣」 "What about a tarantula?"
他說「我不覺得」 He goes, "well, I don't think"
「狼蛛的攻擊性有多小 尼克」 "that's any less aggressive, Nick."
我說「我覺得沒什麼攻擊性啊」 And I say, "well, it is to me."
毛茸茸的多可愛 They're cute and fuzzy, right?
反正艾迪想借 Well, addy wants to borrow it.
我才不想 Not at all.
拿去吧 給你了 You can have it. It's yours.
你確定不用在首映結束後留下嗎 Are you sure you didn't need to stay at the premiere?
完全確定 Hundred percent. Yeah?
誰選的黛米·摩爾來演媽媽 Who chose Demi Moore to play mom?
製片廠 Studio.
不過沒能完全體現你媽媽的美 是不是 But it doesn't really do your mother justice, does it?
得了吧 Oh, come on.
她多美啊 She's gorgeous.
你也是啊 奧利維亞 So are you, Olivia.
爸爸 不要跟媽媽調情了 Ew, dad, stop hitting on mom.
我沒跟她調情 I'm not hitting on her.
噁心 我不想再聽了 Oh, gross. I don't wanna listen to this anymore.
我們看部電影怎麼樣 You know what? What do you say we watch a movie?
你想看什麼都行 爸爸 Yeah, whatever you want, dad.
不是 你來選 No, really. You choose.
真的嗎 Really?
讓我們看看你喜歡的電影 Yeah, show us something you like.
那... This is...
你們看過《帕丁頓熊2》嗎 Have you ever seen Paddington 2?
你是尼克 You're Nick
他媽的... fucking...
哇 凱奇 Whoa! Cage!