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字幕翻译：圣城家园SCG字幕组 后期/特效：YYeTs人人影视
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根据真人真事改编
好了 孩子们 开始吧 All right, boys, here we go!
嘿 康特斯 我在想 So, Huntsie, I was wondering,
你究竟花了多久把你头发弄成这样的? how long does it take you to get your hair like that?
差不多四个小时吧 About four hours.
真不错 It's nice.
斯密提觉得你像吃激素过多的史蒂夫旺(天才歌手)... Smitty thinks you look like Stevie Wonder on steroids...
- 但是我喜欢 - 去你的! - but I like it. - Fuck you!
噢! 瞧瞧菜鸟给你整的那娘娘腔的脸 Ooh! Look at that face pussy that rookie gave you.
冰 球 坏 小 子
我觉得我钉住他了 I think I nailed him.
橘镇 马萨诸塞州
人口: 125,200
上一个周日的清晨 Last Sunday morning
阳光却像雨点一样 The sunshine felt like rain
在上一周里 Week before
它们就没有变过 They all seemed the same
在上帝和真心朋友的帮助下 With the help of God and true friends
我才开始明白... I come to realize...
恶毒得鞭笞着我另一边的脑袋... Vicious slash to the side of the head...
道格! 快去工作! Doug! Get to work!
洛思 瑞亚! Ross Rhea!
飓风呀... hurricane...
这上面说你有棕色的眼睛 It says here that you have brown eyes.
得了吧! Come on!
你明明就是蓝色的眼睛 You actually have blue eyes in real life.
我不会付钱的! 他妈的! I'm not paying anything! Fuck!
真对不起 兄弟 I'm really sorry, man.
该死的... Fuck...
- 怎么了 杰瑞? - 我什么都没赢到! - What's the problem, Jerry? - I didn't win anything!
因为那是个自动点唱机 杰瑞 That's because it's a jukebox, Jerry.
到闹市来吧 宝贝 Go on downtown, baby
找个人来爱吧 Find somebody to love
我也不会再浪费时间了 Meanwhile, I ain't wastin' time no more
因为时间就像瓢泼大雨那样流走 'Cause time goes by like pouring rain
还会流逝得更快 And much faster things...
追逐着地铁... Runnin' after the subway train...
- 很有精神嘛 - 多谢夸奖 - Nice. - Thank you.
戈德史密斯先生和太太 你们看上去真年轻 Mr. and Mrs. Goldsmith, you guys look too young.
下一次你们需要带身份证过来 否则我可不能让你们进去了 You have to bring your IDs next time. Otherwise I'm not gonna let you in.
啊? 你究竟在讲什么鬼东西? Huh? What the hell are you talking about?
芭芭拉 过来见见格拉特先生和太太 Barbara, I'd like you to meet Dr. and Mrs. Glatt.
- 嗨 很高兴见到你 - 你好 - Hi. Nice to meet you. MRS. - How do you do?
还有他们的医生儿子 艾勒 And their doctor son, Ira.
- 嗨 很高兴见到你 - 很荣幸认识你 - Hi. Great to meet you. - Pleasure.
喔 艾碧 这是我最小的儿子 道格 Oh, Albee, this is my youngest son, Doug.
- 你好 哎哟! - 对不起 - Hello. Ah! - Oh, sorry.
嘿 艾勒 你有心上人吗? So, Ira, have you got a main squeeze?
这么帅气的外科医生 我敢打赌你迷倒了不少人 A handsome surgeon, I bet you're batting them off.
事实上我的心上人迟到了 My squeeze is late, actually.
你爸爸还以为你是单身呢 Your dad thought you were single.
我怎么会知道? What do I know?
话说回来 道格 你在哪所长春藤学校里混呢? So, what Ivy League school are you hiding at, Doug?
道格并没有从事家族事业 Doug did not follow in the family vocation.
- 他是个... - 我做弹跳运动 - He's... - I bounce.
打篮球那样的? Like a basketball?
理查德! Richard!
嗨! Hi!
他们是非常亲密的朋友 Very close friends.
简直就是两口子了 格拉特 That's quite the couple, Glatt.
他是犹太人吗? Is he Jewish?
噢! 快停下! Ah! Come on, stop!
风啊 别再吹我的帽子了! Stop blowing my hat, wind!
正式地说来 他们两个都是收养的 For the record, they're both adopted.
日复一日 多年之后的路途都已不见 By and by, way after many years have gone
所有的战争狂人都相继死去 留下我们独自在这里... And all the war freaks die off, leavin' us alone...
嘿 你来了呀! 噢 你这个英俊的混蛋! Yes, there he is! Oh, handsome bastard!
- 快进来吧! 快进来! - 谢了 - Come on in! Come on in! - Thanks.
该死的 告诉你看到昨晚那个混蛋瑞亚都做了什么 Fuck, tell me you saw what fucking Rhea did last night.
那可真是个野蛮的削球啊 It was a pretty brutal chop.
我之前从来没见过瑞亚那么丢脸过 I've fucking never seen Rhea lose his shit like that before.
他居然被禁赛20场 He got suspended for 20 fucking games.
波士顿队把他下放给了圣约翰队 Boston sends him down to St. John's.
他都40岁了 He's 40 years old.
就是这样 他已经完蛋了 兄弟! That's it. He's fucking done, son!
好了 接下来 欢迎收看"热冰"节目 All right, then. Welcome to "Hot Ice."
今晚 我们将听到洛斯瑞亚的歉意 Tonight, we have Ross Rhea's apology.
致达里尔和他的家人 To Daryl and his family,
我对之前所做的事感到非常的抱歉 I'm deeply sorry for what happened out there, for what I did.
天呐 看看他 真可怜! Jesus, look at him. It's pathetic!
我不会找借口 I have no excuse.
我不会... I don't...
上帝呀 我再听不下去这种鬼话了 Jesus Christ. I can't stomach this shit any more.
看到他这样 他妈的让我难受 Fucking kills me to see him like this.
我可能会在下周的"热冰"节目上来个特写 I'll probably feature it on next week's "Hot Ice"
除非伍斯特的那个混账苏利又打来电话 unless that motherfucker Sully from Worcester calls in again.
就像上周那样 他打进电话 Like, last week, he called in
说自己是彩票抽奖的工作人员 pretending that he was from some fucking sweepstakes,
还说我赢了特等奖 and he told me that I'd won the grand prize
可以嘴里塞上50根"香肠" of 50 cocks in my mouth.
他说 我可以选择一次性塞50根 He goes, I have the option of sucking all 50 at once
也可以选择每月1根 一直玩乐50个礼拜 or one a month for 50 fucking months.
该死 真抱歉 我没打算让你不开心的 伙伴 Fuck, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to bring you down, pal.
噢 不 没事 Oh, no, no.
我... I...
我无所事事 你明白吗? I don't have a thing, you know?
比如 你要做节目 Like, you have your show.
而我老爸和哥哥 And my dad and my brother,
他们做医生的也有自己的事 they have their doctor thing.
而我什么都没有 I don't got a thing.
除了我 每个人都有事可干 Everybody's got something but me.
让你爆我菊花会不会帮到你? Would it help that I want you inside me?
让你在我的巧克力工厂里整点柠檬汁出来? That I want you to make lemonade in my chocolate factory?
啊? 让这些该死的蠢事都滚一边去吧! Eh? Fuck this fucking sad shit!
咱们就去看看刺客队怎么把奥沙华队踢到屁滚尿流吧 Let's just go watch the Assassins kick the shit out of Oshawa.
我要用他妈的玉米热狗塞满你的大屁股 I'll fill your big, thick ass full of fucking corndogs.
去死吧 奥沙华队! Fuck you, Oshawa!
女士们 先生们 这只是比赛第一节 Ladies and gentlemen, this is only the first period.
我预测这场混蛋比赛绝对会变成蹂躏屁屁大赛 I am predicting that this fucking game becomes an absolute ass-raping
就像那个可恶的尼德巴蒂一样 (美国演员) that only the likes of fucking Ned Beatty
或者 也有可能 只是"盎司"这种小阵容也能理解 or, potentially, the cast of "Oz" can comprehend.
道格 你怎么看? Dougie, any thoughts?
真有趣 香肠也好吃 This is fun. These are tasty treats.
噢! 那是怎么回事? Oh! What the fuck is that shit?
- 到小屋子里去! - 去你妈的! - Get in the fucking box! - Fuck you!
- 快进去! - 滚你丫的! - Get in! - Fuck yourself!
拜拜了 婊子! Bye-bye, bitch!
- 去你的! - 神经病! - Fuck you! - Psycho!
欢迎来到橘镇 混蛋! Welcome to Orangetown, motherfucker!
怎么回事? What the fuck?
你想来跟我干一架吗 你个死同性恋? You want a fucking piece of me, you little fucking faggot?
嘿 我哥哥就是同性恋 Hey, my brother's gay.
受够了! 该死的... That's it! Fucking...
这他妈是要干嘛? What the fuck is this?
噢 糟了 他往上面来了! Oh, shit. He's coming up here!
你居然还在拍我 你个死同性恋! You fucking film me, you little fucking faggot!
嘿 我兄弟就是同性恋! Hey, my brother's GAY!
混账东西! Motherfucker!
靠! Cw!
唉哟! Oh!
噢 干得好 道格! 狠狠揍他那颗死脑袋! Oh, attaboy, Dougie! Kick his fucking head in!
真他妈的爽! Holy fucking shit!
看看他那张鬼脸! Look at that face-period!
你看见没? You see this over here?
你要收回你刚才的话吗? You want to take that word back, please?
去死吧 同性恋! Fuck you, faggot!
太棒了! Yes!
噢 天呐! Oh, my God!
道格威武! 道格威武! Doug! Doug!
热冰
一 one.
这才是我的好兄弟! That's my fuckin' boy!
愚蠢的大屠杀呀! Boner genocide!
我很确定我的眼球都要射出来了 I am pretty sure my fucking eyeballs just ejaculated.
派特 够了 Pat, that's it.
今晚我们请来了一位非常特殊的客人... Tonight we have a very special fucking guest joining us...
"野蛮人" 道格·格拉特! Doug "The Thug" Glatt!
我可是你的粉丝呀 这是个好节目 I'm a big fan. It's a good show.
说到粉丝 我们来接入电话吧 Speaking of fans, let's go to the phones.
幸运的家伙 你接通的是热冰节目 Caller, you're blowing hot ice.
嗨 你们好 我想知道你是否喜欢吃热狗 Hi, there. I was wondering if you like hot dogs.
额 这个问题... Huh. That's...
- 对 我喜欢吃热狗 - 太棒了! - Yes, I like hot dogs. - Great!
但我更喜欢玉米热狗 不用小面包包着吃 But I prefer corndogs because you don't need a bun for it
用小面包就全包住了 而你可以从棍子那头开始吃 because the bun is all around it, and you can eat it from a stick.
你喜欢热狗因为你喜欢嘴巴里含着你的大家伙哎 孙子! You like hot dogs 'cause you like big cocks in your mouth, son!
你个贱人! You motherfucker!
去你妈的吧! God-fucking-damn it!
去你的 格斯还有布莱恩 你们这帮混蛋! Fuck you, Gus and Brian, you motherfuckers!
你本该把这人脸给拍下来的! You're supposed to screen this shit!
太恶心了! 我不玩了! Fuck this! I'm done!
我也受够你了 I've had enough of you
还有你那个恶心的毛衣背心和极权国家的审查制度 好吧? and your fucking sweater-vest, police-state censorship, okay?
嗨 你好! 你是"热冰"接通的最后一位观众 Hi, there! You are the final caller ever on "Hot Ice".
噢 你好 我是若利·霍顿斯 Oh, hi. This is Rollie Hortense.
我是橘镇刺客队的主教练 I'm the head coach of the Orangetown Assassins.
- 是吗? 去死吧你 - 派蒂 帮我个忙 - Yeah? Go fuck yourself. - Patty, do me a favor.
让我和你兄弟道格谈谈 好吗? Let me talk to your buddy there, Doug, okay?
我打电话是因为昨晚你给我留下了深刻的印象 I'm calling because you impressed the hell out of me last night,
也震撼了其他人 and a lot of other people, too.
过奖了 Thank you.
你也很令我惊叹 You impress me a hell of a lot, too.
我开门见山吧 I'll be direct.
我想让你明天到溜冰场来一趟 What I want you to do is come down to the rink tomorrow,
来试一场选拔赛 come out there for a tryout.
你考虑一下吧 好吗? 明天下午两点半 You think about it, okay? Tomorrow at 2:30.
行呀 好的 Okay. Yeah.
我希望明天两点半在那见到你 I hope to see you there tomorrow at 2:30.
在哪见? Where?
噢 你们这些家伙早上的时候还真有精神! Oh, you guys really shine in the fucking morning!
嘿 小伙子! Hey, kid!
道格! Dougie!
道格! Doug!
过来这边吧 孩子 Come on out here, son.
过来! Come on!
那家伙是谁? Who the fuck is this guy?
上帝呀! Jesus Christ!
哇 轮子真不错 兄弟 Wow, nice wheels, boy.
别对我朋友这么无礼! Stop being mean to my friend!
这是他同性恋哥哥的鞋子! They're his gay brother's!
怎么 你从没见过花样溜冰鞋吗? What, you never seen figure skates before?
- 嘿 - 你好 - Hey. - Howdy.
我靠! Fuck!
我不知道你们这群小甜心们都在笑什么 I don't know what you sweethearts are all laughing at.
比分是一比九 我上次看过了 One and nine, last time I checked,
所以闭上你们的鸟嘴 让他好好试试 明白吗? so shut the fuck up and let this guy have his shot, all right?
教练 你不是真要让这个家伙入队吧 Coach, you're not actually gonna let this guy join the team.
你知道自己加入不了这个该死的老鼠溜冰团的 对吧 伙计? You know you're not joining the fucking Mouse Capades, right, buddy?
你不是来尝试这个... 这个... You're not trying out for the... the...
啥? 这个... 溜冰团 What? The... Capades.
痛痛快快讲出来吧 Spit it out.
你是个大人物 用你那种大人物的话来说吧 You're a big boy. Use your big-boy words.
呃... Uh...
去死吧 Fuck it.
去死吧! 噢 贱人! Shit! Oh, shit!
不要脸的贱人! Motherfucker!
混蛋! Cocksucker!
天哪 Jesus Christ.
干得不错呀 孩子! Holy lick, boy!
不过不太好的是 It's just too bad
你打倒在地的都是你的队友 those are your teammates that you fucked up out there.
噢 对不起 教练 Oh, I'm sorry, sir.
当然了 从好的方面来看 Of course, on the bright side,
那些都是你打倒在地的队友 those are your teammates that you fucked up out there.
你觉得怎样 孩子? 你要加入刺客队吗? What do you say, son? You want to be an Assassin?
是的 是的 Yes, yes.
你想穿几号球衣? What number you want to wear?
69号! 69!
穿69号吧! Take the number 69!
真是太棒了! It's hilarious!
有人用那个号吗? Is that number taken?
现在要盯紧了! 盯紧了! Dig it in now! Dig it in!
没关系 一开始烂一点才能进步 That's okay. You got to be shitty to get better.
推进 再推进 加油! 就是这样! Push, push, push! There you go!
你差不多都掌握了! 我不担心你下场了 You almost got it! I don't care if you go down.
我生活的时间所剩无几 I got no time for livin'
是呀 因为我一直醉心工作 Yes, I'm workin' all the time
对我来说... It seems to me...
格拉特! 格拉特! Glatt! Glatt!
抱歉 Excuse me.
该死的! Shit!
开始吧 道格! Let's go, Doug!
他们都叫我工作狂人... They call me the working man...
嘿 这样很好! 很不错! Hey, Pretty good! Pretty good!
就这样 就这样 好多了! Way, Way, Way, way better!
他们都叫我工作狂人... They call me the working man...
哇! Whoa!
"主宰者"洛思·瑞亚 Ross "The Boss" motherfucking Rhea.
他可是大师级的 好了 去搞死他们吧 He is the master. All right, Fucking Guys Up 101.
- 你看到瑞亚在做什么了吗? - 嗯 - You see what Rhea's doing? - Mm.
夺走那儿的肥肉 Grabbing onto the fucking meat right there.
没什么嘛 这才刚开始 你都他妈的筋疲力尽了 Nothing. Nothing's coming through, and you're fucking tiring out.
啪! 啪! Pow! Bam!
我用把你打得屁滚尿流的方式把你勾进来 I lure you in by beating the fuck out of you.
当你贴近去阻止这种猛击... When you come in close to stop the fucking onslaught...
轰隆! 上勾拳! Boom! Uppercut!
- 便宜6000美元! - 便宜5000美元! - $6,000 off! - $5,000 off!
野蛮人讨厌没价值的车子! The Thug hates crappy cars!
抱歉 伙计 Sorry, bud.
你可以把别人玩死 老兄 You're gonna fuck somebody up real good, kiddo.
他们都叫我工作狂人... They call me the working man
我猜这就是我真实的样子 I guess that's what I am
- 教练 你要见我? - 噢 是的 嘿 道格 - Coach, you wanted to see me? - Oh, yeah. Hey, Doug.
好了 快进来吧 坐下吧 Yeah, come on in. Grab a chair.
有些事想跟你谈谈 I got something I want to discuss with you.
我真的以你为豪 I am truly fucking proud of you.
我太他妈以你为豪了 I'm truly fucking proud of you.
想象一下你加入真正打曲棍球的社团里打球 Imagine if you played in a league where they actually played hockey.
你的天赋在这都浪费了 Your talent's wasted here.
我不知道自己是否有天赋 I don't know if I have any talent.
哎呦 你可是上帝之手点化的孩子! You've been touched by the fist of God, for Christ's sake!
多谢夸奖 教练 Thank you, sir.
我有个兄弟 荣恩 I got a brother, Ron.
他是哈利法克斯高地人队的教练和总经理 He's the coach and general manager of the Halifax Highlanders.
我一直跟他提起你 我认为你能帮助他摆脱困境 I've been telling him about you, and I think you can really help him out.
起因是他那里的一个队员 It all starts with this player he's got there,
泽维尔·拉弗雷姆 Xavier LaFlamme.
天啊 这个家伙简直就能和冰球融为一体! Holy shit, could this guy dance with the puck!
他也能把对方那些混蛋赶走 And he could put that cocksucker away, too.
百分百纯正的天生技能 100% pure natural skill.
他最后拿了第二名 He ends up going number two overall,
蒙特利尔队要走了他 and Montreal grabs him.
哇! 第一名! Whoo! Number one!
赛季的第四场比赛 这是在主场 Fourth game of the season, it's the home opener.
嘣! Bam!
"主宰者" 洛思·瑞亚 Ross "The Boss" Rhea.
击得好 是吧? Nice hit, eh?
他遭受了三级震荡 Suffers a third-degree concussion.
事实上 他没死算是命大 Actually, he's lucky he wasn't fucking killed.
他归队之后 超级害怕那里的东西 Time he comes back, he's scared shitless out there.
这个孩子身上的压力也确实越来越大 And the pressure's really starting to mount on this kid,
他也实在做不好了 and he really can't hack it.
他开始缺席训练 He starts missing practices.
开始和一些不三不四的人混在一起 He starts hanging with the wrong people.
流言 性交视频 都开始越来越多 The rumors, the fuck tapes. It all starts to add up.
然后 那个夏天 他就去了俱乐部 说他想做个交易 So, that summer, he goes to the club, says he wants a trade.
他们不会和他做交易的 他们直接把他扔到了哈利法克斯 They're not gonna trade him. They send him down... Halifax.
他就跟着我兄弟了 He's with my brother.
够了! 那已经是我能忍的极限了 娘娘腔! All right! That's about all I can fucking stand, ladies!
知道我们为什么会输吗? 因为你们都是不入流的混蛋! You know why we're losing? 'Cause you're fucking shit!
道格 他想和你签约 Doug, he wants to offer you a contract.
这是一个乡村俱乐部 This is a farm club.
和你以前打球的那种以恶心的无线电台命名 This is not some league where you're playing on a team
的社团是不一样的 that's named after a fucking radio station.
这是跨入美国职业冰球联盟的重要一步 This is one step under the big league.
你去那里 防住弗兰奇的后面 You go there. You watch Frenchie's back.
也许你还能把他拖下来 Maybe you could snap him out of his slump.
也许你能让整个队伍都觉醒起来 Maybe you can snap that whole team awake.
太感谢你了! Thank you so much!
不用谢我 这是一次绝佳的机会 You don't got to thank me. This is a great opportunity.
- 很高兴你能明白 - 那是你画的? - I'm so glad you see that. - Did you draw that?
- 什么? - 那匹狼 - What? - The wolf.
- 对呀 当然是了 - 它叫什么名字? - Yeah, of course. - What's its name?
小呆子 Loopy.
把它裱起来 看到它你就能记起在刺客队的时光 Frame it and you can remember your days as an Assassin.
谢谢你的画 教练 Thanks for Loopy, Coach.
我表姐雪琳在达特茅斯的一家脱衣舞酒吧工作 My cousin Sherilyn, she works for this titty bar
叫做什么夜间法庭 up in Dartmouth called fucking Night Court.
她跳舞的时候 And she has this dance move she does
拖着她那该死的锯齿一样的长指甲 where she drags her fucking jagged little coke nail
扫过她的剖腹产疤痕 across her C-section scars.
这几年来她一直让我过去看她跳舞 She's been asking me to come up and watch her dance for ages,
我一直想告诉她 and I've been kind of telling her,
"啊 我们是一家人啦 那样有点恶心" "Ah, that's kind of gross 'cause we're family."
但是我并不是真的觉得那么恶心 But I don't actually find it that gross.
- 额 你是在跟我说话 - 就你? - Hm. This is me here. - This one?
道格... Dougie...
为了我 把那些混蛋打得屁滚尿流吧 beat the shit out of some jagoffs for me.
我能搞定的 好吧? I'm gonna be okay, right?
你可是混蛋野蛮人! You're the fucking Thug!
你会变得又邪恶又牛逼! You're gonna be wicked fucking awesome!
我爱你 兄弟 I love you, bud.
- 我会想你的 伙计 - 我也会想你 - I'll miss you, buddy. - I'll miss you.
喔 天哪! 喔 天哪! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
他要走咯! There he goes!
那是我的朋友! 我认识"野蛮人"道格·格拉特! That's my friend! I know Doug "The Thug" Glatt!
我记得他那玩意 I remember when his dick
小的就像圣诞树灯一样! was a tiny, little fucking Christmas light!
哈利法克斯! 哈利法克斯! Halifax! Halifax!
哈利法克斯 新斯科舍省
人口: 418,059
你好? Hello?
天哪! Jesus!
有人吗? Hello?
该死! Fuck!
- 噢 - 我错过什么好戏了吗? - Oh. - Did I miss a spot?
对不起 很高兴认识你们 I'm sorry. Nice to meet you.
- 把那该死的门关上! - 谢谢你让我进来 - Close the fucking door! - Thank you for having me.
呃 Hm.
天哪 太早了! Jesus, it's early!
- 我是道格·格拉特 - 我是戈德·奥格尔维 - I'm Doug Glatt. - Gord Ogilvey.
很高兴认识你 Nice to meet you.
那么 道格 你就是那个打倒所有人的强壮美国佬吧 So, Dougie, you're the tough Yank who beats the shit out of everyone.
我没听说过那些 I don't know about that.
很高兴你来这了 兄弟 Glad to have you here, bud.
谢了 我也很高兴来这儿 Thanks. I'm happy to be here.
噢 去死吧! 没错 我老婆抛弃了我 Oh, fuck! Yeah, my wife left me.
说她受够曲棍球了 Said she was sick of hockey.
受够了曲棍球... Sick of hockey...
我... 为你感到难过? I'm... sorry?
好了 这事太狗血了 Well, it's pretty much the shitter.
不用了 谢谢 你真客气 不用了 我不喝 谢谢 No, thanks. Oh, so nice of you. No, I'm good. Thanks.
这位是史蒂夫斯 This here is Stevesie.
需要什么的话 只管告诉我 他都能搞定 Anything you need, you tell me, he'll do it.
不用犹豫 很高兴认识你 Don't hesitate. Good to meet you.
很高兴认识你 我是道格·戴特 不对 是道格·格拉特 It's nice to meet you. I'm Glug Datt. Doug Glatt.
那是帕克 左边锋 赚钱去读医学院 That's Parkey, left winger. Paying for his med school.
亚洲人都很勤快啊 Asians are an industrious people.
我猜曲棍球对他来说就像数学一样 I guess hockey is like math to him.
冻结冰球就像方程式一样 对吧 帕克?! Icing the pucks are like equations, eh, Parkey?!
我那该死的头盔哪去了? Where's my fucking helmet?!
守门员马克·贝尔奇 Starting goalie Marco Belchior.
叫他贝尔奇就行了 他来自里贾纳(加拿大西南部城市) Call him Belchie. He's from Regina.
- 处女地? - 他喝了许多洗手液 - Vagina? - He drinks a lot of hand sanitizer.
有什么这么好笑的 你们这群傻子? What's so fucking funny, giggly bits?
- 你妈妈在我们这 - 噢 对呀! - We have your mama right here. - Oh, yes!
看看这迷人的微笑! Look at this beautiful smile!
- 她就在这! - 打个招呼吧 - There she is! - Say hello.
噢! 口爆你妈! Oh! Skull-fuck your mother!
- 啥? 爽啊! - 噢 抬起她的头! - What? Yes! - Oh, hump her head!
就像贝尔奇那样! Just like a Belchie!
你们这群切诺贝尔来的混蛋! You fucking Chernobyl motherfuckers!
你妈妈的小妹妹真他妈的紧! Your mother's pussy's so fucking tight!
不可能是生过孩子的! No way a baby come out there!
不可能! 你是领养的! No way! You adopted!
我可是你们的队员! 难道没人看到这种混账事吗? I'm on your team! Does anybody else see this shit?
- 噢 多棒的女人呀! - 轮到你了 - Oh, what a woman! - Your turn.
我爱你 妈妈 I love you, Mama.
你把它戴上之前最好洗洗 You might want to wash it before you put on.
- 嗨 我是道格·格拉特 - 道格 别 - Hi, I'm Doug Glatt. - Doni
两条规矩 伙计 Two rules, man.
离我的止疼药远点 Stay away from my fucking Percocets,
你有没有止疼药呀 伙计? and do you have any fucking Percocets, man?
- 好啦 - 好吧! - All right. - Okay!
拉弗雷姆呢? 他在哪儿? What about LaFlamme? Where's he at?
可能在某个停车场 给哪个单亲妈妈种植疱疹呢 Probably giving some single mother herpes in a parking lot.
呃 这样啊 Oh, sure.
哟 Yo.
嘿 嘿 啊 Yeah, yeah. Uh.
这里的无聊事 This the shit right here.
噢 都让我想杀人了 Yeah, this makes me want to kill somebody.
再开大声点吧 Turn this shit up.
真他妈的大声 Real fucking loud.
汉密尔顿钢人 对阵 哈利法克斯高地人
好了 伙计们 让我们全力以赴! Okay, boys, let's go flat out!
今晚打出百分之121的好成绩! Give it 121% tonight!
上帝让我们的这片土地 God keep our land
辉煌而自由 Glorious and free
噢 加拿大 O Canada
我们为你守护 We stand on guard for thee
为了你 Thee
噢 加拿大 O Canada
我在这守护着 I stand on guard
和你在一起 With you
你 thee
好了 那是民主主义了 Well, that was borderline treasonous
是我们国家和它自豪的历史的耻辱 and a disgrace to our nation and its proud and storied history.
我父亲并没有踢过纳粹的... My father didn't kick the Nazis'...
冰球掉了! 汉密尔顿抢得开球权 And the puck drops! Face-off win by Hamilton.
雪佛把球传回给了哈尔 Schaffer chips it back to Hall.
球门前站的是钢人队的杰弗逊 Here's Jefferson of the Steelers in front of the net.
有机会了 要把握机会! Gets a chance, takes the shot!
今晚可不能让你们得分 兄弟! Shutout tonight, man!
扑到球了 贝尔奇! 现在萨可传给了奥格尔维 Save, Belchior! Now Sacco dishes to Ogilvey.
拉弗雷姆仍然在找感觉 LaFlamme still looking to find his game.
奥格尔维传给了拉弗雷姆 噢 他躲过了一次袭击! Ogilvey to LaFlamme. Oh, he dodged a bullet there!
噢 加油呀 拉弗雷姆! 雄起啊! Oh, come on, LaFlamme! Grow a set!
加油 孩子们! 好好利用那些角落! Come on, boys! Work those corners!
一起努力吧! Let's keep it together!
- 不要夹人! - 哈利法克斯队夹到了... - Don't pinch! - Halifax pinches in...
到场中央去! 中心! Center! Center!
约翰逊拿到了球 Johnson gets it over.
射门了! 他得分了! Here's the shot! He scores!
噢 该死的! Oh, fuck!
- 贝尔奇 五个漏洞! - 五个漏洞! - Belchie, five hole! - Five hole!
马屁精! 这儿就我一个人吗? Ass-licker! Am I the only one here?
你个汤心菜头的不要脸的贱人! You Slavic fucking borscht-blooded, cabbage-headed motherfuckers, man!
你为什么不停下你大妹妹里夹着的跳蛋 Why don't you stop the puck in your big vagina,
你是俄罗斯女同吗? you Russian lesbian?
动动你们的脑子 呃? 老天! Get your heads out of your ass, eh? Jesus!
上啊 伙计们! Come on, boys!
后面有人跟过来了 吉米! 有人! Man on, Kimmy! Man on!
现在吉米滑到了角落 Now Kim goes into the corner.
- 利索的一击 利索的一击 - 快点站起来! 你他妈的在干嘛?! - Clean hit. Clean hit. - Come on! What the fuck?!
下周之前他是怕是醒不过来了! He won't be heard from till next week!
你必须吹犯规 裁判! 那是恶意的肘击 霍华德! You got to make that call, ref! That's a fucking elbow, Howard!
医生还需要个帮手 The doctor needs a doctor.
扯淡! Bullshit!
怎么样 6号 你去教训他一下 Okay, number six, you light him up.
听着 我知道怎么弄 Look, I got it.
你走吧... 我知道怎么弄 Just... Get lost. I got it.
罗尼·霍顿斯似乎 Looks like Ronnie Hortense
正在寻找一点火星来点燃他的球队 is looking for a little spark to ignite his team.
而那火星就在道格·格雷特身上 And that spark is in the person of Doug Glatt,
他会产生什么样的效果呢? and what a spark he'll be?
来啊 你个傻叉! Come on, you fucking pussy!
- 交给我 - 来啊! - I got him. - Come on!
你他妈的是谁? Who the fuck are you?
怎么了 婊子? 欠揍吗? What's up, bitch? You want some?
干掉他 Knock him out.
上啊 道格! Come on, Dougie!
呵 医生! 首次亮相太炫了! Ho, doctor! What a debut!
干得漂亮 道格! 干得漂亮! Attaboy, Dougie! Attaboy!
他妈的就该这样! Fucking right!
谢谢 Thank you.
不客气 You're welcome.
你知道猫在有人的时候才会叫吗? Did you know that cats only meow when people are around?
- 没错 - 我在"宠物猫"里看到过 - It's true. - I read that in "Cat Fancy".
他们在这做什么? What are these doing here?
别管了! Gone!
给你加点 一点点 Here's a little dose. Little dose.
干杯! Here we are!
该欢迎... It's time to welcome...
嗨 伙计们 Hi, guys.
- 道格 - 道格 - Doug. - Doug.
- 对 - 正式地欢迎 - Yeah. - Officially.
要举行加入仪式 肯定会很棒 Through an initiation. It's gonna be good.
那么 呃 我该做点什么呢? So, uh, what do I have to do?
- 哦 狗屎 - 该死 - Oh, shit. - Fuck.
好好睡会吧 老乞丐 Sleep peaceful, old wanderer.
我们应该在他的小弟弟上签名 We should sign his dick.
每个人都在他的小弟弟上签名 Everyone sign his dick.
- 什么情况? - 有什么问题吗? - What's happening here? - What's the matter?
哦? 你长了小妹妹吗? Huh? You have a little puss-puss?
你妈妈传了小妹妹给你吗? Mommy whipped up a pussy pot pie, huh?
- 让我们看看你那里什么样 - 小弟弟掏出来让我们瞧瞧 - Let's see what's going on over there. - Show us your dick.
- 我不会让你们看我小弟弟 - 为什么? 你是同性恋吗? - I don't want you to see my dick. - Why? You being gay?
我说你们才他妈的太同性恋了 I think you're fucking being pretty gay.
- 这不是同性恋! - 是兄弟就不算同性恋 - It's not gay! - Not if you're brothers.
如果你们是兄弟 那就是没什么内涵的同性恋 If you're brothers, it's gay with a fucking dash of something else.
我哥哥是同性恋 他都不这么做 My brother's gay, and he doesn't even do that.
我已经玩了一辈子冰球了 I've been playing hockey my whole life.
我从没有在哪个人的小弟弟上签过名 伙计 I never fucking signed no one's dick, man.
我会在你的小弟弟上签名 道格 I'll sign your dick, Doug.
噢 我靠! 该死! 你把地毯弄脏了! Oh, come on! Fuck! You fucked the carpet!
噢 我很抱歉 我把鞋脱下来 行吧? Oh, I'm sorry. I can take my shoes off, yeah?
算了 算了 没事 谁在乎呢? No, no, it's fine. Who gives a fuck?
谢谢 Thanks.
不好意思 Excuse me.
嗨! Hey!
过来 坐吧 Come on, sit.
- 噢 可以吗? -可以啊 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
多谢 Thanks.
太好了 That's cool.
来一口吗? Pot?
不了 多谢你的好意 No. Thank you so much for asking me.
啤酒和汤 比较适合我 Beer and soup, that's my thing.
你真是个疯狂的混蛋 哈? You're a crazy motherfucker, huh?
你他妈的一下把那小子打得满地找牙 Tabarnac! Bam! You fucking beat him.
- 真的吗? - 是啊! - Really? - Yeah!
谢谢 Thank you.
对啊! 你为什么那么做呢? Yeah! Why did you do that?
你说什么? What do you mean?
你为什么护着那帮家伙? Why do you help and protect these guys?
你都不认识那些他们 You don't even know these guys.
呃 教练让我上场就是出来打架的 Well, Coach puts me out there to fight.
那是我的工作 That's my job.
我喜欢为我的球队挺身而出 你知道吗? I like standing up for my team, you know?
照顾... Take care of...
"球队"! "Team"!
咱走着瞧 等一个月 You just wait. Wait one month.
到时候你再告诉我是不是还这么想 我打赌肯定不会 Then you tell me if you feel the same. I don't think so.
去他妈的球队! The fucking team!
那些是什么? What are those?
你有磕着药打过飞机吗? Have you ever jerked off on ecstasy?
你说什么? I'm sorry?
晚安 Bonne nuit.
来吧 伙计们! 我们上! 新铺好的冰 感受一下! Come on, boys! Let's go! Fresh sheet of ice. Breathe it in!
快点! 呼吸一下新鲜空气 快点! Come on! Breathe in that fresh air. Come on!
你们是男子汉! 男子汉! You're men! Men!
惩罚时间快结束了 So, the penalty winding down
拉瓦尔国王 对阵 哈利法克斯高地人
在爆满的观众面前前 In front of a good crowd
这是一场拉瓦尔国王队与哈利法克斯高地人队之间的较量 Here in this game between the Laval Kings and the Halifax Highlanders.
开始了 伙计们! 开始了! Here we go, boys! Here we go!
快点 道格! Come on, Dougie!
史蒂夫-欧 去把道格换下去 Steve-O, go out for Dougie.
好的! 好的! 教练 我已经上了! I got it! I got it! Coach, I'm doing it!
- 二对一 伙计 二对一! - 道格 快下来! - Two on one, man. Two on one! - Doug, come off!
不 不 史蒂夫-欧 回来 回来! No, no, Steve-O. Get back, get back!
该死! 他已经把手举起来了 Fuck! He's got his hand up already.
这样冰上的人太多了 It's gonna be too many men on the ice.
国王队冲了上去 他们有一个人的优势 Here come the Kings with a man advantage.
暂缓处罚 Delayed penalty.
他们进球了 They score!
天啊 真是蠢货! Jesus and the donkey mother-fucked it on!
快下去 格雷特! Get off the ice, Glatt!
你怎么会在冰上呢? 伙计 Why are you on the fucking ice, man?
我听过这首歌 朋友们 I've heard this song before, folks.
说实话 是在我婚礼的晚会上 In fact, on my wedding night.
格雷特 坐到替补席的最后面去 Glatt, go to the end of the bench.
我们害羞的新娘格莱特上不了场了 Our bashful bride Glatt can't wear white any more.
你知道为什么冰上有那么多人吗? You know why there was too many men on the ice?
因为你待在冰上 快点 调整一下 上场了 Cause you stayed on the ice. Come on, change it up. Let's go.
- 待在那里别动直到我喊你 - 白痴 - Stay there until I tell you to move. - Idiot.
难以置信 格雷特 Unbelievable, Glatt.
干得漂亮 菜鸟 快点 上场了! Nice work, rookie. Come on, let's go!
该死! Fuck!
这是一个月以来我们最接近于 That was the closest we have come
胜利的一场比赛了 to winning a fucking hockey game in over a month,
而你却拖了我们的后腿! and you just fucked us!
你拖了后腿! You fucked us!
你不是到这里来玩曲棍球的 格莱特 你是来打架的 You're not here to play hockey, Glatt. You're here to fight.
嗨 帅小伙 你觉得这很好笑吗? Hey, pretty boy, you find that funny?
好好笑 哈 哈? Funny, ha ha?
是把五百万的合同塞进你的鼻子好笑? Like flushing a $5 million-contract up your nose funny?
还是那边的道格好笑? Or funny peculiar like Doug there?
你给我当心点 You get your shit together.
因为你的屎太臭了 Cause your shit stinks.
真他妈的臭 It fucking stinks.
在接受了20场禁赛后 After serving his 20-game suspension,
"主宰者" 洛思·瑞亚被下放到了EMHL里波士顿的子队 Ross "The Boss" Rhea was sent down to Boston's affiliate in the EMHL,
即圣约翰三叶草队... the St. John's Shamrocks...
也是他开始传奇生涯的球队 the same team where he started his storied career,
很多人认为他的职业生涯就要结束了 a career a lot of people believe is coming to a close.
这是我开始的地方 这是我的家乡 This is where I started out. This is where I'm from.
我觉得这也是我结束职业生涯的好地方 I suppose this is as good a place as any for me to end up.
瑞亚是个惯犯 Rhea is a repeat offender,
三年前对泽维尔·拉弗雷姆使出头击后 having sat out 12 games after his infamous head-shots
被禁赛12场 on Xavier Laflamme three years ago.
联盟明确表示 The league is sending a clear message
将不再容忍他的行为 that it will no longer tolerate this behavior.
不 对 不 你的信号断断续续 No, yeah, no. You're breaking up.
不 我们不分手 No, we're not breaking up.
你的信号断断续续 我听不见... You're breaking up. I can't hear...
什么? 不 我还在听 What? No, I'm here.
什么? 不 信号还是很差 What? No, it's still shit.
你听上去还是像个机器人 You still sound like a fucking cyborg.
怎么会呢? 你在中国 How? You're in China.
不 我很抱歉 该死! No, I'm sorry. Fuck!
我是说我们明天再聊 I said we'll talk tomorrow.
我也是 Me, too.
该死 我要喝一杯! Fuck, I need a drink!
伊娃? 嗨 伊娃宝贝 Eva? Hey, Eva baby.
你在和这个失败者约会吗? Are you on a date with this loser?
介意我跟小弟弟一起加入吗? Mind if I cut in with my beautiful dong?
噢 该死! 你他妈的在干嘛?! Oh, fuck! What the fuck?!
你低能儿啊? You moron?
嘿 把它当成毛巾擦一下吧 Here. You can use this like a towel to dry off.
这是他们用来做滑雪服的材料 It's made from the same material they make snowsuits out of.
伙计 我有点醉了 Man, I'm wasted.
伊娃 我真的很喜欢你的名字 Eva, I really like your name.
是的 先生 这是个很好的名字 Yes, sir. It's a great name.
就像圣经说的一样 Like the Bible,
只是有一点带了点芥末酱 just with a bit more, kind of, mustard on it.
我觉得这名字很可爱 就和你的脸蛋儿一样 I think it's a pretty name, like your face.
你有可爱的名字和脸蛋儿 You got a pretty name and a pretty face.
呃 你对我真好 Aw, you're very nice to me.
该死 Fuck it.
- 道格? - 嗯? - Doug? - Uh-huh?
我很喜欢冰球队员 I dig hockey players.
放荡不羁... 暴力 啤酒 什么都行... This shit... the violence, the beer, all of it...
我非常的喜欢 I fucking love it.
真扫兴 Sad.
- 想离开这儿吗? - 好啊 - Want to get out of here? - Yes, please.
- 让我们振作精神 - 回家去吧 - Let's rally. - Go on home.
你真可爱 You're so pretty.
你真美 You're so beautiful.
很抱歉 我只是... 一直重复这些话 很抱歉 I'm sorry. It's... I keep saying that. I'm sorry.
没事啊 我觉得挺好玩的 It's fine. I think it's cute.
谁不喜欢别人夸他漂亮呢? Who doesn't like being told they're beautiful?
嗯 这是我家 Mm, this is me.
好吧 Okay.
我喜欢伊娃 I like Eva.
真的吗? You do, eh?
是的 女士 Yes, ma'am.
伊娃喜欢道格 Eva likes Doug.
伊娃喜欢你 Eva likes you.
伊娃是怎么看待接吻的呢? What does Eva think about kissing?
- 哪种类型的呢? - 法式湿吻如何? - Which type? - French?
噢 该死! Oh, fuck!
呃 嘿 呃... Um, hey, uh...
你觉得我改天打电话给你如何? What do you think about me calling you sometime?
我不知道这主意咋样 I don't know whether that's the best idea.
该死 Shit.
把你的电话号码给我 Why don't you give me your number,
我保证绝不会打给你 and I promise that I'll never call you.
是吗? Yeah?
是啊 Yeah.
好吧 Okay.
太完美了 Perfect.
我喜欢这张照片! I love that!
再见 道格 Bye, Doug.
再见 伊娃 Bye, Eva.
我会看着你上楼梯 保证你的安全 I'm gonna watch you walk up the stairs to make sure that you're safe.
安全了 Safe.
- 晚安 - 晚安 - Good night. - Good night.
好的 伙计们 听好了! 我们还有机会 All right, boys, listen up! We're still in this thing.
我们只需要快速得分 We just need a quick one.
听好了 死人们! Listen up, cash!
我们必须比他们更强 懂吗? We got to work harder than them, okay?
变得比他们更强 伙计们 Get harder than them, guys.
你们知道什么最难办吗? 那就是离婚 You know what's hard work? Going through a divorce.
我老婆要拿走我所有的钱 She's trying to get all my money now.
她可以拿走一半 我一点都不在乎 She can have half of it. I don't give a shit.
另外一半... 我费好大劲夺了回来! The other half... hard work, mine!
对方的一些球员离婚了 Some guys on their team are fucking divorced.
对方三个家伙的婚姻 Three guys there whose fucking marriages
都他妈泡汤了 are in the fucking toilet.
- 我们在跟离婚的人对阵 - 对 - We're playing divorced guys. - Yeah.
我们要像二头肌 三头肌一样的坚强! We got to be fucking triceps, biceps, R-ceps hard!
坚强! Hard!
像希腊的地下同性恋一样的坚强! Greek fucking underground gay-porn hard!
你们都是阿多尼斯(希腊神话中的美男子) You're all Adonises.
高地人 像同性恋一样的坚强! Highlanders, gay-porn hard!
像同性恋一样的坚强! Gay-porn hard!
温莎车夫队 对阵 哈利法克斯高地人
车夫队赢了开球 Wheelers win the face-off.
球回到了爱默生手上 It goes back to Emerson.
爱默生来到了侧翼 环顾四周 传给了琼斯 Emerson moves up the wing. Looks across, finds Jones.
琼斯现在把球传到了右侧 Jones now flips it up the right side.
史蒂文森接到了球! 又传给了梅森 梅森运着球 Stevenson! Here's Mason. Works it up the boards.
把球传给了吉尔 他进球了! Gets it over to Gill. He scored!
士气跑到哪去了? Where's the pride?
太棒了! Yeah!
没有人想上场吗? 没有人想上场 Nobody wants to play? Nobody wants to play.
拉蒙勒夫 Laflamme.
很抱歉 教练 I'm sorry, Coach.
好吧 齐格弗里德 振作起来 罗伊! 打起精神了! Okay, Siegfried. Let's go, Roy! Eye of the fucking tiger!
奥格尔维赢下了发球 Ogilvey wins the face-off,
把球带回了己队的区域 takes it back into his own zone.
现在在中立区盘旋 寻找空间 Now circling in the neutral zone, looking for room.
看在他妈的份上 孩子 别在盯着我看了 For fuck's sake, kid, stop staring at me.
- 你真的让我感到很不自在 知道吗? - 抱歉 教练 - You're really weirding me out, eh? - I'm sorry, sir.
拉蒙勒夫上来了 Here comes Laflamme,
试图通过身体接触挤过去 trying to squeeze by a check.
你他妈的潜水员啊! You fucking diver!
- 加把劲! - 加把劲! - Come on! - Come on!
最好罚四分钟 裁判 That better be four minutes, ref.
- 你死定了! - 滚蛋! - You're dead meat! - Fuck off!
嘿 格莱特 你个小杂种! Hey, Glatt, you little fucking dickweed!
你敢把你对付汉密尔顿的那一套用到我身上 You try any of that shit you did against Hamilton on me,
我会打得你屁股开花 I'll light your fucking ass up.
嗨! 我会打得你屁股冒火 Hey! I'll light your ass back up on fire.
现在是你将功赎罪的时候了 看着那个点球钟 It's time to make up for your mistake. Look at the penalty clock.
待会我叫你的时候 你就跑到哪里去 And when I say, you get over there,
站在那个罚球区前面 在那里等着那个丑家伙 stand in front of that box, and wait for that ugly bugger.
好的 教练 Yes, sir.
一定要按我说的去做 Do exactly what I say.
好的 教练 一定 Yes, sir, of course.
按我说的去做 你懂了吗? 别做多余的事 Exactly what I say. You got it? Nothing else.
温莎队把冰球运出了他们的区域 Windsor moves the puck out of their zone.
点球时间快到了 现在是帕特里克拿球 本打算传给布莱克 Penalty's winding down. Here's Patrick, intended for Black.
却被约克破坏了 约克把球打了出去 That's broken up by York, knocked it out of the air.
现在球到了后墙 球被带了回来... And now it comes off the backboard. It's brought right back...
吉米 下来! 下来! 快 快 快 快点! 快滑! Kimmy, get off! Get off! Go, go, go, go! Skate!
上 格雷特 别乱跑! 按我说的做 Go, Glatt. Don't deviate! Exactly like I said.
- 你欠揍吗? - 嗨 - You want a fucking piece of me? - Hi.
你个贱货 我要杀了你 格雷特! You fucking pussy. I am gonna fuck you up, Glatt!
杀了你! Fuck you!
你他妈的找死 你个混蛋! You fucking take it, you motherfucker!
你个... 小... 贱人! You... little... bitch!
- 你在干嘛? - 上啊 格雷特 - What are you doing? - Come on, Glatt.
他妈的扁他! Fucking hit him!
进去! 进去! Get in there! Get in there!
干得漂亮 道格! All right, Dougie!
好样的 格雷特 继续前进 Okay, Glatt, keep moving.
往前滑 到罚球区里去 Keep moving. Get in the box.
别停下来 Keep it moving.
我只是很想你们 But I just miss you.
我真的很想你们 I really miss you both.
请不要放弃我 Please don't give up on me.
噢 我真该死 Oh, fuck me.
你好? Hello?
伊娃吗? 嗨! Eva? Hey!
我是道格... 格雷特 This is Doug... Glatt.
你的号码和我一个朋友的号码很接近 Your number is so similar to my friend's number.
我分不太清楚 I didn't know which was which,
我本想打给朋友 结果却烦到你了 so I did want to call my friend and then bother you.
我只是想确认一下 I was just checking.
只是想确认一下电话号码 Simply checking the numbers out.
嗨 听着 我现在和我的队友在酒吧里 Hey, listen, I'm at the bar with my team.
我想你的朋友可能也会来吧 I think some of your friends are gonna come.
不知道你愿不愿意 加入我们 I don't know if you want to, like, you know, join us.
事实上 我最近一直在试着戒酒 Actually, I've been trying to cut my drinking down.
想做个好女孩 努力着 Trying to be a good girl. Trying.
好吧 这样的话 呃 Well, you know, uh,
也许改天我们可以一起出去 maybe you and I could hang out sometime,
比如 喝咖啡 什么的? you know, get, like, coffee?
呃.. 当然可以 Um... sure.
太好了 Great.
我不喝咖啡 但是我喜欢佳得乐 I don't drink coffee, but I like Gatorade,
也喜欢能量饮料和水 and I like power drinks and water.
很好啊 Awesome.
我渴不渴都无所谓 It doesn't even matter if I'm thirsty or not,
只要能见到你 if I could just see you.
听起来不错 That sounds cool.
好 Okay.
好 到时候见 Okay, I'll see you then.
- 再见 伊娃 - 再见 - Bye, Eva. - Bye.
碉堡了! Yes!
噢 你是左倾布尔什维克白痴吗? Oh, you Pinko Bolshevik ass-eaters, man?
这是沙滩排球 It is beach ball.
因为你连沙滩排球都接不住 Because you cannot even stop a fucking beach ball.
不好玩! Not nice!
沙滩排球比冰球要大 这是笑点啊 Beach ball is bigger than puck. That's why joke is.
是 我他妈的懂 Yeah, I fucking get it, man.
蒙克顿国王队 对阵 哈利法克斯高地人
从左边到右边 我们知道的 Left to right, we know that.
闭嘴! Shut up!
比分现在持平了 时间只剩下两分五十二秒 So, the score is tied with 2:52 left.
史蒂夫-欧 史蒂夫-欧 史蒂夫-欧 快点! Steve-O, Steve-O, Steve-O, come on!
不 不 不 坐吧 坐吧 No, no, no, sit down. Sit down.
格雷特! Glatt!
- 这次揍谁 教练? - 你这次谁都不揍 - Who do I fight, Coach? - You're not fighting anybody.
只要把你的屁股停在门将前面 挡住他的视线 行吗? Just park your ass in front of that goaltender and screen him, okay?
就这么办 别做个软蛋 Let's do this. Don't be a pussy.
把你的大屁股堵在他面前 把路挡住 Get that big ass right in front of him. Block the lane.
- 该死! - 快上! 快上! - Fuck! - Let's go! Let's go!
噢 野蛮人正在集中攻势 Oh, The Thug is coming in on a power play.
你相信奇迹吗? Do you believe in miracles?
谢谢 Thank you.
进攻 进攻! Let's go, let's go!
冰球被开了出去 And the puck is dropped.
格雷特将笔直地滑到球门前 Glatt will head straight to the front of the net.
球回到了拉伯手里 现在是吉米在带球 Puck goes back to Rabbo. Here's Kim with it.
他把球传了出去 队友看了看四周 把球往前运 Gets it over. They take another look. Put out in front.
格雷特在卡位 看看球门前的卡位是多么的激烈啊 Glatt is screening. Look all the action in front of the net.
哈利法克斯队射门了 很强劲的一球 Halifax winds it up. Here's a blast!
吉米得分了! Kim scored!
集中攻势获得一分 A power-play goal.
以3-2领先 Takes the lead 3-2.
我觉得蒙克顿的门将什么都没看到 I don't think the Moncton goalie saw any part of that.
除了格雷特高墙般的身躯 There was nothing but a wall of Glatt.
上啊 伙计们! 只剩下10秒钟了 Come on, boys! 10 seconds left now.
防紧了 伙计们 只剩8秒钟了 Keep the wolves out of the barn, man. 8 seconds!
菲利斯把球往前传 Now Ferris shoots it up the boards.
球到了勒米那里 It goes there to Lemieux.
噢 这家伙没什么好怕的 妈妈 Oh, this guy's going glove, Mommy.
这家伙没什么好怕的 妈妈 This guy's going glove, Mother.
勒米带球过线 射门 Lemieux gets in across the line, takes the shot.
噢 伟大的扑救! 一夫当关 万夫莫开! Oh, great save! Horatio at the bridge!
比赛结束了! The game is over!
哈里法克斯队结束了连败 Halifax has broken the losing streak.
这是他们一个月以来的首场胜利 Their first win in a month.
喔! 比赛太精彩了! Wow! What a show!
我要去开一些香槟 然后和我老婆云雨一番 I'm gonna go crack some champagne and make love to my old lady.
这将是第一次 最好的一次 期待已久的一场胜利 It'll be the first time, the best time, in a long time.
这才他妈的是冰球! That was fucking hockey, man!
噢 谢谢 感觉太好了 Oh, thank you. That's so nice.
喔! Whoo!
祝你今天过得愉快 Good day to you
卖气球的胖子... Fat balloon man...
嘿! 嗨 伊娃 Hey! Hi, Eva.
喔 你看上去真漂亮 Wow, you look so pretty.
我想去一下洗手间 I just have to go to the washroom a sec.
好的 没问题 Yeah. Okay.
能给我来一瓶佳得乐吗? Can I get a Gatorade?
嗨 不得不去洗手间吗? Hey. Had to go potty?
听着... Look...
我喜欢和你出去玩 和你一起很有趣 I liked making out with you. It was fun.
但是那天晚上发生在我们之间的事 But what happened between us the other night,
是一次性的 it was a one-off.
很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我是说 天啊 我们只不过是一起出去玩 I mean, Jesus, all we did was make out.
呃 不管怎么说 这是个错误 Uh, anyway, it was a mistake.
你是个... 好人 You're actually... nice,
而我是个大贱人 and I'm a huge bitch.
伊娃! 别这么说 Eva! Don't say that.
我是个很糟糕的女友 I'm a very bad girlfriend.
女友? Girlfriend?
是的 Yeah.
我已经有男朋友了 而这太糟了 I have a boyfriend, which is awesome.
该死! Fuck!
天啊 Jeez.
那 我想 呃 这可能有点奇怪 Well, I guess, uh, it'd be kind of weird
假如我送这些花给你... if I gave you these flowers...
哦 天啊! Oh, man!
这些巧克力... These chocolates...
还有这个填充玩具动物 是一个小玩偶 and this stuffed animal. It's a little doll.
这事实上也不是什么填充动物 这是填充爱神玩具() It's not really a stuffed animal. It's a stuffed Angus.
这是我所效力的球队的吉祥物... It's the mascot of the team I play for...
哈利法克斯高地人队 The Halifax Highlanders.
这是一个小玩具... 但它是官方授权的 It's just a little toy... but it's official.
天啊! For fuck's sake!
不! 太滑稽了 No! It's hilarious.
这只不过是一个小小的误会 明白吗? It's a simple misunderstanding, you know?
我没事的 I'm fine.
好吧 再见 伊娃 Okay. Bye, Eva.
再见 道格 Bye, Doug.
它是官方授权的 这个吉祥物 It's official, the mascot.
该死 Fuck.
噢... Oh...
我真该死 安格斯(爱神) Fuck me, Angus.
这不是第一次风把垃圾吹到我脸上了 It's not the first time that wind blew garbage in my face.
有一次 我朋友们在一个医药中心后面建了一个自行车坡道 One time, my friends built this bike ramp behind a medical center.
那天风很大 所以我骑得很快 It was really windy that day, so I started pedaling really fast,
正当我要上坡时 and as I was going up the ramp,
风把一些血淋淋的布刮到了我脸上 wind blew, like, these bloody rags, like, right into my face,
结果我摔进了一个垃圾桶 and I crashed into the dumpster
接着我开始滚动起来 似乎滚进了一堆医疗废物里 and I started, like, rolling around into, like, the medical waste
因为我当时已经头晕眼花了 'cause I was so disoriented.
我的脚踝好像有三处受伤 I broke my ankle, like, in three places,
最糟糕的是那里有个很大的尿袋 and the worst part was there was this big bag of pee,
我滚到了上面 尿溅得我全身都是 and I rolled over on it, and it, like, burst all over me.
你也觉得这很好笑吗? So, you think it's funny, too?
是啊! 很好笑 Yes! Very much so.
垃圾常常会飞到我脸上 Garbage blows in my face sometimes.
谢谢你载我一程 很高兴见到你 Thanks for the ride. It was good to see you.
道格... Doug...
对呃 我有男朋友 Right. My boyfriend.
再见 伊娃 Bye, Eva.
再见 道格 Bye, Doug.
奥尔巴尼爱国者队 对阵 哈利法克斯高地人队
我们上吧 兄弟们! Let's go, boys!
杀他们个屁滚尿流 道格! Go get 'em, Dougie!
道格拉斯 梅纳哈姆 格拉特! Douglas Menahem Glatt!
布拉... 布拉...吹响号角 娘们! Pret... Pret... Pretzel, bitches!
喂! 搞什么鬼啊? Hey! What the hell?
认出来了没! Recognize!
我当然认出你了啦! Of course I recognize you!
看出来这是你的超级亲友团没? You recognize this big fucking beautiful family of yours?
噢 天哪 太意外了 我太高兴了! Oh, my God, this is amazing! I'm so happy!
格拉特! 你他妈的在干吗 混蛋? Glatt! What are you fucking doing, motherfucker?
开始溜起来 试滑一下 Start skating. Shave some ice.
好的 爱死你们了 Yeah. Love you guys.
我们也爱你 道格! We love you, Dougie!
快看 他能溜冰了! Hey, he can skate!
他衬衫上面写的是什么? What's that on his shirt, eh?
是他的名字 他的大名写在上面 It says your name. It says your fucking name on the back.
怎么说话的! 注意一点 帕特? Language! Do you mind, Pat?
他停不下来了 就像得了抽动症了一样 He can't stop. It's like Tourette's.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
嘿 想比试一下吗? Hey, want to go?
好啊 可以 Yeah, okay.
- 祝你好运 兄弟 - 也祝你好运 朋友 - Good luck, man. - Good luck to you, too, bud.
开球了 The puck drops,
我们有好戏看了 and, yes, we are gonna have a dustup.
噢 揍死他 道格! Oh, kick his fucking ass, Dougie!
以牙还牙 两个都毫不退让! Punch for punch, neither giving an inch!
两个都还没倒下 Both still on their feet.
-哇... - 右勾拳 左勾拳 右勾拳 左勾拳! - Whoa... - Right, left, right, left!
- 两个都很投入 每一拳都没有落空 - 揍死他 道格 - Both going at it. Both landing blows. - Nail him, Doug.
揍他的头 揍他的身体 全身上下! To the head, to the body, everywhere!
噢 我的... 他妈的! Oh, my... Fuck!
噢 我的天啦 Oh, God.
够了!够了! That's it! That's it!
- 打得不错 兄弟 - 打得不错 - Good fight, man. - Good fight.
他人还挺不错 He's a nice guy.
听到了没? Do you hear that?
还剩1分4秒 比分持平 Just 1:04 left, score is tied.
此时局势相当紧张 Everything on the line here
因为哈利法克斯看起来是很想赢得四连胜 as Halifax looks to extend their winning streak to four.
传球过来! I'm open!
现在是3对1的形势 Now a three-on-one develops.
去门前 道格! 到门边去! Net, Doug! Net!
金姆射门了! 打中了格拉特 球进了! Kim lets the shot go! Hits Glatt. He scored!
道格成功地用他的屁股进球了! It was Doug Glatt in the conservatory with his ass!
这位来自橘镇 人称野蛮人的新星成功进球了 And the young gun from Orangetown they call The Thug has done it.
天啦! Holy shit!
而高地人队 And the Highlanders
还得继续踏上争夺季后赛席位的征途 look like they might just make a run for the playoffs after all.
你让我太激动了 兄弟! 特别是你的屁股! You make me happy, man! With your ass!
- 我的屁股 - 是的 你的屁股! - My ass. - With your ass!
我的屁股! My ass!
道格 道格! Doug, Doug!
干得漂亮 弟兄们! Well done, boys!
今晚... 美食 美女任你们选 然后睡个好觉 Tonight... good food, good women, good rest.
当然不一定按我说的这个顺序 Not necessarily in that order.
格拉特! 拉弗雷姆! Glatt! LaFlamme!
把衣服换了 到我办公室来 Get changed. In my office.
干的不错 兄弟们 明早见 Good job, boys. See you tomorrow morning.
太棒了 道格! Way to go, Dougie!
今晚这家伙算是破处了 This boy popped a cherry tonight.
破处 什么意思? Popped my cherry. What does that mean?
兄弟 Boys.
教练好 Coach.
呃 你们其中一个最近的表现凿实令我震撼 Well, one of you has really been impressing me
而另一个却刚好相反 with your play lately, and one of you hasn't.
你们哪一个猜一下谁才是谁呢？ Either one of you want to venture to guess as to who's who?
好吧 拉弗雷姆 我要把那个A字从你的运动衫上撕下来 Okay, well, LaFlamme, I'm ripping that "A" off your jersey.
你不配它 除非“A”代表窝囊废 You don't deserve it, unless "A" stands for asshole,
这就是你最近的表现 which is the way you've been playing.
格拉特 你晋升了 Glatt, you're promoted.
副队长 恭喜你 再接再励 Assistant captain. Good on you. Keep up the good work.
这是比赛的冰球 我为你感到自豪 There's the game puck. I'm proud of you.
谢谢您 教练 Thanks, Coach.
泽维尔 你可以选择以乐观的态度 Xavier, you can take this the right way
还是以悲观的态度来看待这事 小子 or the wrong way, son.
没有其他选择的余地 Lady's choice.
泽维尔 Xavier.
去叫住他 Go get him.
喂 兄弟 等一下 Hey, bud, wait up.
噢 天哪 你得分了! Oh, my God, you scored!
你他妈的得分了! Your fucking ass scored!
狗娘养的! 瞧你做的! You son of a bitch! Look at you!
你们肯定会喜欢这家餐厅的 You're gonna love this restaurant.
我知道你是多么的喜欢中东的食物 I know how you like Middle-Eastern food.
史蒂夫叔叔 他是我很好的朋友 And Uncle Stevie, he's a good friend.
他很活跃 He's very robust.
多亏了你他妈的屁股! 道格 你得分了! Holy fucking shit-ass! Dougie, you fucking scored!
你把那混蛋揍得屁滚尿流啊 You just fisted that motherfucker right in the ass.
妈的! 抱歉抱歉 我真他妈的抱歉 先生 夫人 Fuck! I'm so sorry. I'm so fucking sorry, sir, ma'am.
- 他来了! 就是这家伙! - 嗨! - There he is! There's the guy! - Hey!
道格 我的朋友啊 每次看到你都很高兴 你好啊 Dougie, my friend. Good to see you as always, hey.
这是我的vip客户 一周要见他5次 对吧? That's my top customer right there. Five times a week I see you, right?
给他自己点上两块沙拉三明治 A pair of falafels this boy has on him.
我看过他一对三的时候 打得他们满地找牙 I watched this guy fight three guys, knock out all their teeth.
三个家伙! 四个牙齿! Three guys! Four teeth!
在一场比赛中 真是太不可思议了 One game! It was unbelievable.
我太激动了 我操! I'm so excited. Fuck it!
听好咯 今晚我请大家吃卡巴 听见没? Everybody, donair on the house tonight, huh?
这可是因为你啊 所有的东西任你点 兄弟 For you, anything, buddy.
对不起说错了 我说的是卡包烤肉酱 Pardon me. Donair sauce on the house, everybody.
不要太激动哦 烤肉酱 Don't get excited. Donair sauce.
啊! 谢谢 Aah! Thank you.
嗨! Hey!
这家伙 太好了 That guy, he's awesome.
对着卡巴烤肉酱流口水吧 Water down the donair sauce.
那 道格 你觉得我们能把这放到eBay上去卖吗? So, Doug, think we can get anything for this on eBay?
我可不同意 I don't think so.
不 我想把这个送给妈妈和爸爸 事实上 No, I wanted to give this to Mom and Dad, actually,
如果他们想... if they wanted to see just...
给 Here.
道格拉斯 看到你玩这个玩的很开心我们很欣慰 Douglas, it's good to see that you're having fun with this,
你知道的 这只是个爱好 you know, hobby.
这不是个爱好 It's not a hobby.
它是我的工作 妈 嗯 我是个冰球手 It's my job, Mom. Um, I'm a hockey player.
你难道没有考虑过玩那么暴力的运动 Have you given any thought at all to the head injuries
对头部是有伤害的吗? that come with playing such a violent sport?
比如脑震荡? The concussions?
这种工作你觉得你能做多久呢? How long do you think you can do this?
妈... Mom...
一个成年人还做这种事是很幼稚的 It's an infantile way for a man to spend his adult years.
不 不是这样的 No, it isn't.
你可以做任何别的事情 You can do anything.
你可以做任何事 除了打人 懂吗? You can do anything except punch people, okay?
- 不 我做不到 你可以教书 - No, I couldn't. - You can teach.
不可能 我做不到! 可以了吧? No, I can't! Okay?
我做不到因为我很蠢 我很笨! I can't because I'm stupid. I'm stupid!
道格 你没那么蠢的 Doug, you're not that stupid.
我就是蠢 I am.
我是傻子 他是同性恋 I'm stupid. You're gay.
我是傻子 他是同性恋 I'm stupid. He's gay.
一个傻子 一个同性恋 Stupid. Gay.
- 我们明白了 - 一个傻子 一个同性恋! - We get it. - Stupid. Gay!
你们有一个蠢儿子 一个同性恋儿子 You have one stupid son, and you got a gay son.
噢 天啦 Oh, God.
第一次在我的生命里 我能真正的融入一个集体 For once in my life, I'm actually a part of something.
我可以穿着队服 而不是写着"保安"的制服 I get to wear a uniform that doesn't have "Security" on it.
孩子们喜欢买它 穿着它 而且上面还印有我们的名字 Kids buy it, and they wear it, and it's got our name on it.
现在 不知道是什么原因 Now, for whatever reason,
你们认为我足够的聪明 能够当一名医生 you guys think that I can be smart enough to be a doctor.
我的聪明都在拳头上 现在 我能够搏斗 I have fist smarts. Now, I can fight.
我足够强悍 我能保护别人 I'm strong. I can protect people.
这才是真实的我 这就是我的工作 That's who I am. This is what I do.
你们应该为我感到骄傲 And you should be proud of me.
我们应该为你感到骄傲? We should be proud of you?
他们叫你野蛮人 天啦! They call you Thug, for Christ's sake!
你的队服背后也许该写上"保安"两字 It might as well say "Security" on the back of your sweater.
我先走了 Excuse me.
- 道格 我为你骄傲 - 谢谢你 兄弟 - Doug, I am proud of you. - Thanks, buddy.
但是我也得和爸妈一起走了 Okay? But I'm gonna go with Mom and Dad, okay?
我的护照还在他们那呢 They got my passport.
听我说 没有不敬的意思 但是 说实话 Look, no disrespect intended, but, honestly,
你管你父母怎么说的 如果他们不懂的欣赏你的话 fuck your parents if they don't fucking appreciate you, man.
看看你自己 你就是他妈的天生的斗士 Like, look at you. You're a fucking beast.
就像他妈的道夫·龙格尔(空手道黑带二段) You're like the fucking Hebrew Dolph Lundgren
一类的人物 or some shit.
你懂我说的 对吧? You don't get what I'm saying, do you?
道格 瞧瞧你今晚的表现 Doug, watching you tonight
就像看一群鸟儿飞翔在 was like watching a bunch of fucking birds flying in a
那是一种本能... It was instinct...
一种使命 and purpose.
你好像你天生就是干这行的料 It was like you were doing what you were born to do.
我的意思是 天哪 看看你他妈的拳头 I mean, Jesus Christ, Doug, look at your fucking fist.
简直跟我墨菲叔叔的前列腺一般大小 It's like the size of my Uncle Murphy's prostate.
我现在好想去喝个烂醉呀 I really feel like getting hammered right now.
走 我们去喝他个昏天暗地 Let's get so fucking drunk
不醉到我们把今天吃的烤肉酱吐出来不罢休 we see each other's donair sauce on the floor.
那 如果你想的话 So, if you want
就陪我一会 To join me for a while
抓起你的帽子 Just grab your hat
我们轻装旅行 We'll travel light
过着流浪生活 That's hobo style
你对冰球一窍不通 你他妈就是个吃货唐·切瑞! You don't know shit about hockey, you bulimic Don Cherry!
你他妈的竟敢吐我脸上! You fucking spit in my face!
去你的爱德哈代(美国服装品牌)衬衫! Fuck your Ed Hardy shirt!
- 怎么回事? 喂 喂! - 是他先挑起的! - What the hell? Hey, hey! - He fucking started it!
噢 算了吧! 你们吐得到处都是! Oh, come on! You're spitting everywhere!
你朋友是他妈的有病吧! Your friend is fucking sick!
哦 是吗 说的就是这个狗娘的法国种是吧! Oh, yeah, says the fucking Frenchman!
你们这些人畜生都不如! Your people live like animals!
我讨厌口水战! 太恶心了! I hate spit! I hate it!
噢! Oh!
尼玛! FUCK you!
呃... Ah...
你到底是怎么啦? What's your problem?
告诉你怎么一回是吧 I'll tell you my problem.
你今晚上场了多少分钟 啊? How many minutes did you play tonight, huh?
我没算过 11分钟左右吧 怎么啦? I don't know. 11. So?
你他妈溜的那么烂 You skate like shit,
居然还让你上场11分钟 but you play 11 fucking minutes.
你算哪根葱啊?! Who the fuck are you?!
我才是个冰球手 I'm a fucking hockey player.
你抢了了我的A 你抢了我的进球(集中攻势) You steal my A You steal my power play.
你就是个暴徒! 蛮种! You're a fucking goon! A thug!
你他妈的什么都不是! You're fucking nothing!
你根本就不是个的冰球手 You are not a hockey player.
此时此刻唯一一个 The only reason
我现在不打的你满地找牙 why I'm not knocking your teeth out right now
是因为你是我的队友 is 'cause you're on my team.
如果我不在后面罩着你 Do you have any idea what would happen
你知道会有什么后果吗? if I stopped watching your back?
当然知道 不就是你没来之前的样子吗 Yeah. It'd be like before you came.
我更喜欢那样 I like that better.
我们好久没一起撒过尿了 We have not pissed together
最后一次是我们贝尔肖尔他老娘3p的时候 对吗? since last time we double-teamed Belchior's mother, huh?
噢 我们一起尿在她身上 Oh, and we pissed on her, too.
你撒到我大腿上了! You pissed on my leg!
好了 好了 大家听好了 All right, lads! All right.
我们现在已深陷泥潭 We're in the shit now.
这里是魁北克 This is Quebec.
摆出你最凶神恶煞的表情 Get your fucking game faces on.
接下来的赛程将会很惨烈 This is about to get ugly.
我们还剩4场 弟兄们 我们只要赢得其中的两场就够了 We got four games left, boys. We only need two of 'em.
用你们的头狠狠地去捅他们的屁股 Shove your têtes carrées up their derrières
挖出他们的心来看看! and rip their fucking hearts out!
让我们雄起 弟兄们! Let's go get 'em, boys!
哈利法克斯高地人队 对阵 魁北克胜利队
叛徒泽维尔拉弗雷姆
你个叛变的杂种
嘿 狗娘养的
今晚我们要把你的头拧下来
欢迎回家
今晚与我同在 妈咪 You're with me tonight, Mommy.
今晚与我同在 You are with me tonight.
感受到场子里的气氛了没? You feel the fucking energy in this building?
你们要把那股力量转化成比赛的动力 I want you to take that fucking energy out onto the ice.
道格 整场比赛你都要掩护拉弗雷姆 Dougie, you're gonna shadow LaFlamme the entire game.
你 戈德 拉弗雷姆 你们三首发 You, Gord, LaFlamme, you're starting.
大家听好了 我们既然已经上了场 Boys, we're in this fucking thing.
就让我们发挥出我们应有的水平! Now let's play like we're supposed to be here!
- 上场吧! - 上吧! - Let's go! - All right!
道格 掩护拉弗雷姆! 跟紧他! 跟紧他! Dougie, on LaFlamme! Stick to him! Stick to him!
史蒂夫 我们为你加油 戈德! We're rooting for you, Gordon!
我们共进退 We're all in this together.
你输了 我们就都输了 When that puck drops, we all drop.
闭上你的乌鸦嘴! Shut the fuck up!
开始了! 一切准备就绪 如同薯条几经炸好 Here we go! The fries have been frenched.
奶酪已经凝乳 就等着浇点肉汁了... The cheese has been curded. Let's pour some gravy on me...
开球吧! Let's drop the fucking puck!
全力以赴吧 and dig in.
哈里法克斯率先开球了 球到拉弗雷姆手里了 Halifax gets the face-off. Back to LaFlamme.
他杀气腾腾的冲过来了 He comes up ice with a full head of steam.
斯玛德跟在拉弗雷姆后面 拉弗雷姆躲过了阻截! Simard lines up LaFlamme. LaFlamme avoids the check!
斯玛德撞到了界墙上 Simard flies into the boards.
拉弗雷姆从右边溜过去 Here's LaFlamme moving up the right side.
抄到了网边 Cuts toward the net.
拉弗雷姆射门! 球进了! LaFlamme takes it to him! He scored!
拉弗雷姆那精彩的步伐 LaFlamme a tremendous move.
干得不错! All right!
晃的防守队员完全找不着北了... The defenseman totally lost control...
草你妈! FUCK you!
干的漂亮 兄弟! Nice job, bro!
拉弗雷姆冲过来了 在网后运球 Here's LaFlamme, picks up the puck behind the net.
他躲开了 他又一个转身躲开了拦截 He starts away. He spins away from one check.
- 现在到了中线 - 戈德! - Now gets up to center ice. - Gord!
快看 接过传球 Takes a look. Feeds the pass over.
传到后面 传到后面 传到后面 传到后面! Back, back, back, back, back, back!
球又到他手上了 又躲过了一个拦截 He gets it back again. Swings by another check.
前面无人防守 Walks in.
小心 小心! Man on, man on!
喂! 怎么回事? 道格! Hey! What the fuck? Dougie!
格莱特看别的地方去了 And Glatt was looking the other way.
把他拉开! Get him off!
到此为止 道格! 放开他! That's it, Dougie! Leave him!
他们在示意需要担架 They're calling for the stretcher.
场面变得有点惊心动魄了 观众朋友们 This is getting scary, folks.
天哪 Jesus Christ.
放松 兄弟 Easy, boys.
泽维尔 看着我 Xavier, look at me.
好吧 他已经昏迷了 Okay, he's got a concussion.
他也可能不会苏醒 He may not be back at all.
就因为对斯玛德动手了 你被禁赛了 And for what you did to Simard, you've been suspended.
幸好只禁一场 We're lucky it's only one game.
你知道吗 格莱特? 这个队的希望寄托在你身上 You know what, Glatt? This team counts on you.
不管什么让你他妈的激动了 Whatever it is that is making you fucking ovulate,
你们最好都给我迅速想通 然后振作起来! you'd better figure it out quick and get your fucking shit together!
至于那些 认为明天不训练放假的... And for those of you who think you've got no practice tomorrow...
早上6点集合 带好冰鞋 一群娘们! 6:00 a.m., bag skate, pussies!
一个都不能少 I want to see every single one of you
不练到你们想吐是不会罢休的! work your fucking asses off until you're puking guts out!
这不是玩他妈的棒球! This is not fucking baseball!
你们到底想不想进季后赛啊? Do you want to make the playoffs or not?
该死的 格莱特! God damn it. And Glatt!
看到你了 I see you.
你坐到那个尿洞那个位子去 You're riding piss hole.
到车尾去 Back of the bus.
开车 乔治 Roll it out, George.
我们在黑夜中飞行 Well, we fly by night
就像坐着火箭飞行 It's like a rocket flight
宝贝 那就是我们追求的 And, baby, that's just what it's for
我们在黑夜里飞行 你感觉是如此的美妙 We fly by night, it makes you feel all right
你不停的往返 You keep coming back for more
圣约翰斯市 纽芬兰
人口: 181,113
啊 啊... Ah, ahhh...
摇滚乐队里四人组合 Four men in a rock-and-roll band
在夜里飞行 在清晨降落... Fly at night, in the morning we land...
我现在真的不能讲电话 所以我才发短信给你 I can't really talk now. That's why I was texting you.
抱歉 我太笨了 I'm sorry. I'm such a moron.
你看到了我的飞身头锤了 对吧? So, you saw my headbutt, huh?
是啊 你狠揍了他一顿 Yeah. You fucked him up.
你在图书馆吗? Are you at the library?
没有 呃... No, um...
我男朋友前几天回家了 my boyfriend got home a few days ago.
那你为什么要发短信给我呢? Why did you text me, then?
我就是想跟你说话 I dig talking to you,
先在我满脑子都是你 and now I'm thinking about you,
有时候我会带着安格斯高地人队娃娃睡觉 and sometimes I sleep with that Angus-the-Highlander doll.
没什么好奇怪的 它是正式发行的 There's nothing weird about that. It's official.
对 道格 我知道 Yeah, Doug. I know.
草 Fuck.
我不是个称职的女朋友 道格 I'm a bad girlfriend, Doug.
好吧 我的意思是 我们只亲了亲嘴 Well, I mean, all we did was make out.
我就是个荡妇 道格 I'm a slut, Doug.
我很淫荡 I'm horny a lot.
我到处跟别人睡觉 I sleep around.
噢 好了 Oh, okay.
这些你都不介意吗? That doesn't bother you?
事实上 我真的... The truth is, I just...
我真的太喜欢你了 I have a really huge crush on you.
我得挂了 道格 I got to go, Doug.
您好 先生 我就道格格拉特 Hello, sir. My name is Doug Glatt.
我是洛思 瑞亚 很高兴见到你 小子 Ross Rhea. Nice to meet you, kid.
- 我也很荣幸见到您 - 坐吧 - Nice to meet you, too. - Sit down.
谢谢您 Thanks.
你就是传说中的当年的那个我 对吗? So, you're the new me, eh?
我不知道这事 我不这么认为 I don't know about that. I don't think so.
其他人是这么认为的 Everyone else seems to.
那就好 It's good.
看好你 孩子 Good for you, kid.
谢谢您 Thank you.
你在圣约翰店子外面游荡什么 What are you doing wandering around St. John's
还是凌晨三点? at 3:00 in the morning?
今晚你们不是要和我们比赛吗? Aren't you guys playing us tonight?
呃 是啊 但我去不成了 我被禁赛了 Well, yeah, but not me. I got suspended a game.
很可惜 Too bad.
我不喜欢等待 I ain't much for waiting around.
在场上你很勇猛 You're a tough little bastard out there.
你能干掉一群人 You can fucking bang.
谢谢您 非常感谢 Thank you. Thanks so much.
所以 我想传授你一点我多年来得出的经验 So, I'm gonna impart some of the wisdom of my years on you.
我洗耳恭听 I could really use some of that.
所有人都喜欢战士 只要他还没退休没有停止战斗 Everybody loves the soldiers until they come home and stop fighting.
你懂我的意思吗? You understand what I'm saying?
呃... Mm...
我没太懂 I don't know. No.
孩子 你很有天赋 优秀的品格 坚强的意志 Kid, you got this thing, the stuff, the shit, the fucking grit.
你都具有 像我一样 You got it, like me.
但和我一样 这也就是你所拥有的全部 But like me, that's all you fucking got.
和我一样 做任何其他的事你都派不上用场 And like me, you're no good to anyone doing anything else.
一句话不要去做冰球手 All I'm saying is don't go trying to be a hockey player.
你的心会伤得支离破碎的 You'll get your fucking heart ripped out.
但是我已经是一个冰球手了 先生 But I am a hockey player, sir.
你就是他妈的野蛮人 You're a fucking goon.
但是会打冰球 和你一样 That plays hockey, like you.
我冰球打的不怎么样 I don't play much hockey.
但你确实是个冰球手 先生 You're a hockey player, sir.
你知道他们只是想看你流血 对吧? You know they just want you to bleed, right?
呃 他们让我做任何事我都可以做 Well, I'm here to do whatever they need me to do.
你知道吗 只要他们需要我流血 You know, if they need me to bleed,
那我就会为我的球队赴汤蹈火在所不辞 then I'll bleed for my team.
是吗 Yeah.
你肯定听到这季比赛结束我就要退休了 I suppose you heard I'm gonna retire the end of the season.
我17岁就在这效力 I've been at this since I was 17,
我可不想像那些 but I'll be damned if I'm gonna go out
中年搞基的人那样退役 like some Nancy-boy, middle-aged fuck.
你懂吗? You understand?
恩 我懂 Yeah, I understand.
我敬重你 You have my respect.
不管你是怎么想的 你懂吗? Whatever that means to you, you got it.
但是要参透这些道理还是有点难度 But know this shit hard.
如果有一天不得已轮到 If ever there comes a time when it gets down to the marrow
你和我... and it's you and me...
孩子... kid...
我肯定会把你他妈的放倒的 I will lay you the fuck out.
放马过来 你他妈的废物! Come here, you piece of fucking shit!
你他妈的过来! Get the fuck over here!
所有人都知道我是来干嘛的 Everyone knows what I'm here for.
来揍人的! To kick fucking ass!
说的没错 我战斗 That's right. I fight.
我为我的球队而战 I fight for my team.
他们需要我流血 那我就会为他们流 They need me to bleed, then I bleed.
我在圣约翰斯开始我的职业生涯 I started my career here in St. John's.
而它也应在此结束 I think it's only fitting that I... I'm winding it up here.
话虽这么说 剩下的路我还是会继续战斗 That being said, I still got some fight in me left.
你们意下如何? 让我们一起冲刺季后赛吧 What do you say, boys? Let's go to the playoffs.
给我这个老男人最后一次争夺冠军戒的机会吧 Give the old man one last shot at a ring.
怎么样? 天佑纽芬兰! How about it, eh? God bless Newfoundland!
哈利法克斯高地人 对阵 圣约翰斯三叶草队
观众朋友们 今晚是一场充满挑战 用身体对抗的比赛 It's a rough, physical game tonight, folks.
两队都欲进前八取得东部季后赛的资格 Both teams jockeying for the eighth and final playoff spot in the East.
传球给我! I'm open!
史蒂文森在要球 Stevenson calling for the puck.
他被瑞亚重重放倒了! He's absolutely leveled by Rhea!
裁判哪去了? Where's the call?
三叶草队带球进攻 Shamrocks take the puck in.
他们射门了! 他得分了! They shoot! He scored!
圣约翰早早取得领先了 St. John's has taken an early lead.
瑞亚 气势显然是压住了可怜的高地人队 Rhea absolutely running over the poor Highlanders.
场上一片混乱 It's anarchy on the ice.
卑鄙的射击 瑞亚 不需要这样吧 Cheap shot, Rhea. No need.
给你 Take it.
我要跟你单挑 I'm gonna fight you, man.
算了吧 戈德 Oh, come on, Gord.
你知道是什么结局 You know how this ends.
别废话 No shit.
来啊 出手吧 All right, come on.
你确定吗? Are you sure?
加油 戈德 Come on, Gord.
哇 哇! Whoa, whoa!
妈的! Shit!
整个晚上我都可以这么干的 小子们 I can do this all night, boys.
这是戈德 欧基奥维整个职业生涯的 Gord Ogilvey getting into only the third fight
第三次决斗 of his entire career.
如果我需要你帮我舔的话 我会拉开我裤子的拉链的 Yeah, if I want any lip from you, I'll rattle my zipper.
A是代表队长的努力 "A" for effort, captain.
而D是代表道格格拉特 And "D" for Doug Glatt.
你还在吗 道格? 是我玛格利特! Are you there, Doug? It's me, Margaret!
雨 雨 雨一直下 Rain, rain, rain showers
你的到来令我欣喜若狂... So glad that you came...
泽维尔 你起来了吗? Xavier, are you up?
我是个白痴 I'm an idiot.
从现在开始 不管发生什么 From now on, no matter what happens,
就算我睡着后你揍我的脸，吐口水到我口里 if you want to punch me in the face or spit in my mouth while I'm asleep,
都没有关系 it doesn't matter.
我永远会站在你身后做你的掩护 I'm always gonna be watching your back.
我觉得咱们俩骨子里都有一种光芒 I think that we both have a light in our stomachs.
跟E.T.一样 这股光很神奇 A special light, like E.T.
而球队需要你我用这股光来带领大家 And the team needs somebody to light the way.
我的光和你的光 缺一不可 My stomach light needs your stomach light.
只有这样 才能带领大家取得胜利 We can all phone home together.
康科德民兵队 对阵 哈利法克斯高地人队
本季仅剩的两场比赛 他们非胜不可 Two home games left in the season, both must-wins.
一旦输了 他们就可以收杆回去打高尔夫了 If they don't, they're gonna wind up on the golf course early,
换作是我倒是挺美的 and that doesn't sound quite so bad to me.
打完18个洞洞 再来个三明治 18 holes and a Reuben.
现在登场的是高地人队! Here come the Highlanders!
格拉特 搞毛啊? 球来了! Glatt, what the fuck? Hockey!
集中精神比赛! 上 上 上! Head up, head up, head up, head up! Go, go, go, go!
格拉特! 发什么愣啊? Glatt! What are you doing?
高地人队带球进攻 The Highlanders start out of their own zone.
球传给了拉弗雷姆 他带球沿边线进攻 Here's the pass over to LaFlamme. LaFlamme taking it along the boards.
他跟芬纳蒂撞了个满怀 格拉特介入了 He's run into by Finnerty, and now Glatt comes in.
嘿 伙计 Hey, man.
打得不错 Nice fight.
球回到了高地人队半场 Now the puck back in the Highlanders' zone,
高地人队继续进攻 and the Highlanders bring it away.
拉弗雷姆来了 他把球传给了格拉特 Here's LaFlamme. He moves it over to Glatt.
格拉特再把球传出 球回到拉弗雷姆手上 Glatt, he duffs the shot, gets it back to LaFlamme.
拉弗雷姆继续... 得分了! LaFlamme walks... He scores!
拉弗雷姆得分 格拉特助攻 LaFlamme scores the goal with an assist going to Glatt.
干得漂亮 小道! Nice one, Dougie!
拉弗雷姆! LaFlamme!
- 助攻太棒了 伙计 - 谢啦 - Nice assist, man. - Thanks.
69号! 道格! 69! Doug!
69号! 帅啊! 69! Yeah!
观众们 局势已经到了这一步了 Well, it has come down to this, folks.
要进入季后赛 高地人队不得不拿下这场比赛 The Highlanders need this win to keep their playoff hopes alive.
拉弗雷姆举杆过肩进入受罚席 LaFlamme serving a high-sticking major
他的队伍仅以一分之差暂时领先 with his team nursing a tenuous one-goal lead.
这一分能守住吗? Can they hang on?
我爱你 妈妈 I love you, Mom.
小道 好好守住球门区! Dougie, hey, keep that fucking crease clean!
把他们都挡住! 守住球门区哪儿也别去 Clear them out! Front of the crease the whole time.
跟他们拼了 小子们 Let's get fucking real, boys.
动真格的吧! Let's get fucking real!
球现在在中场 Now the puck goes back to the point.
康科德队冲向守门员 有六人参与进攻 Concord pulling the goaltender. Going with six attackers.
稳住阵脚 伙计们! 保护好球门区 小道! Hold the box, boys! Clear the crease, Dougie!
上啊! 冲啊 日啊! 干他娘! Let's go, man! Let's go, fuck-face! Boom!
加油 小道! 加油啊 小道! Come on, Dougie! Come on, Dougie!
时间飞快流逝 还剩下27秒钟 Seconds tick down. There's about 27 left now.
就现在了! 上! Come on now! Let's go!
把球打出去! 把球打出去! 把球给我! Clear it out! Clear it out! Give me the puck!
他娘的把球打出去! Clear the fucking crease!
球呢 哥们? 没有进攻路线 Where's the puck, man? I can't see the shot.
进攻右路 进攻右路! Shot right, shot right!
我不行了! 我不行了! I'm down! I'm down!
三... 二... Three... two...
一! one!
没有得分! 击球无效! 击球无效! No goal! No goal! No goal!
去死吧 操你妈的! Banzai, you motherfucker!
小道? 道格? Dougie? Doug?
去死吧 我日! Eat it, puss-puss!
尼玛的都给爷们挺起来啊! Fight like a fucking man!
操他妈的! Come on!
你他妈就这德行 贱人! Yeah, you've done it before, you pussy!
我知道你们就是一群基货 别不承认 And I know you fuck your players. Don't deny it.
我们赢了没? Did we win?
先把他带出去呀 拜托 Get him out of there, please.
你把球拦住了 哥们 你妹的竟然拦住了! You stopped it, man. You fucking did it!
我日啊 Oh, fuck.
嗨 伊娃 Hi, Eva.
嗨 Hi.
跟挠痒痒似的 It didn't hurt at all.
小道 嘿 干得漂亮 你成功了 Dougie. Hey, Dougie. You're all right. You did it.
你成功了 我们赢了 小道 You did it. We won it, Dougie.
今晚的大赢家是高地人队 Big win here tonight for Halifax,
但是要挺进季后赛 他们还得再赢一场 but they'll still need one more if they're to advance to the playoffs.
他们将在第八场也是季后赛前最后一场 迎战圣约翰三叶草队 They meet the St. John's Shamrocks for the eighth and final playoff spot.
如果冰球之神真的存在 And if the hockey gods truly exist
不是我这个老头子胡编乱造的话 and aren't just a figment of my aging imagination,
届时我们可以观赏到这场期盼已久的比赛 we'll finally get to see that long-awaited battle
洛思瑞亚和道格格拉特的终极对决 between Ross Rhea and Doug Glatt.
来吧 Okay.
- 都聚过来 高地人们! - 来呀 伙计们 - Gather 'round here, Highlanders! - Come on, boys.
贝尔奇! 大马屌 到这儿来 Belchie! Fucking horse cock, get over here.
听我说 伙计们 今天大伙儿是实至名归 Listen, boys, it was a solid fucking effort tonight.
我尼玛就爱这个 I fucking loved it.
而且小道用脸接了一球! And Dougie took one in the face!
我吃了止痛药 正兴奋着呢 I'm high on painkillers.
给我留点儿 爷们 Pass the dutchie, man.
放心吧 给你留着呢 I will. I got some for you.
你他妈太让我骄傲了! I'm so fucking proud!
你他妈真神了 You are un-fucking-real.
你干的那些... The stuff that you're...
真是 真你妈屌爆了! that is, is fucking great!
- 谢谢 - 你是我们的骑士! - Thank you. - You're our knight!
你他妈太厉害了 You're fucking all right.
谢啦 教练 Thanks, Coach.
伊娃来电
伊娃! Eva!
咋啦 咋啦 Hey, hey.
- 我没事 - 说 到底咋啦? - No. - Hey, what happened?
你刚才是不是看了"追梦赤子心"? Did you just watch "Rudy"?
不是 分了 我和他分手了 No. I did it. I broke up with him.
我的天! Holy shit!
我甚至不知道我他妈是怎么... I don't even know what the fuck I'm...
不哭 来 Hey, come on.
我在场内看见他了 他好像挺不错的 From what I saw from him, he seemed like a really nice guy.
只不过我根本就不... I'm just not in...
爱他 love with him.
- 你不爱吗? - 不爱! - You're not? - No!
是你 You.
遇见你之后我就不想再跟其他人睡了 You make me want to stop sleeping with a bunch of guys.
这是我听过的最好听的话 That's the nicest thing anybody's ever said to me.
我真的很抱歉 都是我的错 I'm so sorry. It's my fault.
她是个好女孩 She's a wonderful girl.
别停再打 Hit me again.
好啊 我是伊娃 Hi, there. I'm Eva.
这位是 叫什么来着... 达克塔? This is, uh... Dakota?
不是吗 随便啦 Yeah, whatever.
道格! 你去哪儿了? Doug! Where were you?
我的天! Oh, my God!
你妹的! 尼玛这又是咋啦 哥们? Tabarnac! What the fuck happened to you, man?
好啊 这个? 你问这个? 这个没啥 Hey. Oh, what? This? No, it's nothing.
到底他娘的怎么了 道格? What the fuck happened, Doug?
干了欠揍的事 就让人家打呗 When you deserve a beating, you take it.
天哪 道格! Oh, Jesus, Doug!
圣约翰队对高地人队 这是自从三年前 St. John's and Halifax. This will mark the first occasion
主宰者洛思瑞亚和泽维尔拉弗雷姆 that Ross "The Boss" Rhea and Xavier LaFlamme
在蒙特利尔的比赛中 will share the same ice
拉弗雷姆受到猛烈撞击后 since that brutal hit three years ago in Montreal.
两人的第一次会面... LaFlamme was severely concussed...
日 Fuck.
自那以后他再也没有恢复状态... never quite found his legs again...
我只顾着球来着 I made a dive.
大家甚至戏称为 "拉稀的弗雷姆" Talk about putting out "la flamme".
我看比赛呢 我以你为荣 我正在想你呢
你看你! 你的皮肤怎么像卫生纸卷筒一样光滑? Look at you! Did you fall off a toilet-paper roll?
你的尿是不是像彩虹? 你的屁像肉桂一样香吧? Do you pee rainbows? You fart cinnamon?
- 别给道格丢人了 伙计 - 你可以用奶头挤出彩虹吗? - Don't ruin this for Doug, Pat. - Rainbows come out of your nipples?
我们能打到这里 不是因为我他妈多么优秀 Well, we're not here 'cause I'm a good fucking captain,
因为我本来就不是 because I'm not.
我一辈子搞砸的事情一箩筐 I've fucked up a lot of things in my life.
女人跑了 孩子我也没看几天 I mean, I lost my woman, and I don't see my kid enough.
我觉得我只是想告诉大伙儿 And I guess what I'm trying to say
我觉得你们就是我最亲的人 跟家人一样 is I feel I've gained a family with you boys.
是你们在奔跑 在战斗 在他妈的浴血奋战 You skated, you fought, and you fucking bled,
现在这一切都是你们的功劳 and you have earned every piece of this.
即使失去了理由和意义 你们依旧勇往直前 You got that shit that makes you keep going
你们就是有这种骨气 long after you got no reason to.
尤其是道格那家伙 That Doug shit.
他不是小角色 他是个人物 He's got it, though. He's got the stuff.
不管敌人多么强大... No matter what happens out there...
他们得知道... they will know...
他大爷的我们高地人还在呢! the Highlanders were here!
高地人万岁! Highlanders!
上啊! 上 伙计们! 要他们好看 道格! Let's go! Let's go, boys! Let's go, Dougie!
放心吧! All right!
万岁 高地人! Come on, Highlanders!
小道! Dougie!
圣约翰三叶草 对阵 哈利法克斯高地人
嘿 路易斯! Hey, Louis!
操你妈的! Fuck you!
我听不懂法语 Je ne parle pas Francais.
日他娘的 Fuck him, man.
哈利法克斯高地人队 So, the Halifax Highlanders
对圣约翰三叶草队 and the St. John's Shamrocks.
战斗一触即发 争夺第八也就是季后赛的最后一个席位 It's all on the line here, the eighth and final playoff spot.
这绝对是一场火花四溅的对决 And this should be a dandy confrontation.
今晚谁也别想进球! No glory holes here tonight, man!
瑞亚跟两个高地人撞个正着 Rhea runs into a couple of Halifax players.
有人射门了 救球的是贝尔奇 Here's a shot on goal. The save is made by Belchior.
跟我来 你个小杂种! Come here, you piece of shit!
这人算是去见耶稣了 He's a one-man wrecking crew.
来呀 教练 场上人太多了 Come on, Coach. Too many men on the ice.
你他妈给我滚一边去! Get the fuck out of here!
洛思瑞亚你个烂屌! Ross Rhea, you're a cheap motherfucker!
你个鸟人! You cheap bastard!
瑞亚抢到球了 Rhea steals the puck.
把球往前送出 得分了! He puts it out in front. He scores!
日你妹哦 瑞亚! Fuck you, Rhea!
我日! 吓唬谁呢! Hey! Come on!
接下来这个球 我是为你进的 I'm gonna score a goal just for you right now.
拉弗雷姆上场了 蓄势待发 Here's LaFlamme. Steps out on the ice.
- 给我! 给我! - 他要队友传球给他 - Here! Here! - He calls for the puck.
他拿到球了 拉弗雷姆要上了 He takes the pass. Here comes LaFlamme.
他直接杀入中场 从左边闪过 He's straight up the middle, in across the left.
切入右防线 守门员落单 Goes right through the defense. In on goal.
射门! Shot!
臭! Shit!
加把劲! Let's go!
真尼玛的悲催了! God fucking damn it!
球迷们对这一球失望透顶 And the fans are totally frustrated.
- 他们喜爱的高地人进球乏术 - 上啊 哈利法克斯! - Their Halifax team can't buy a goal. - Come on, Halifax!
救得妙啊 贝奇尔! Great save, Belchior!
瑞亚已经从场上退下 We just saw Rhea come off the ice.
来! 我们上了 格拉特 Come on! Let's go, Glatt.
上吧 小子们! 跟上他 跟上他 Let's go, boys! Stick with him. Stick with him.
瑞亚在同一时间又重新回到场上 Rhea manages to step out on the ice at the same time.
这下有的看了 This could get scary.
瑞亚和格拉特 他们是要开始了吗? Rhea and Glatt, are they gonna have a go?
来呀! Come on!
要打了! 要打了! Here we go! Here we go!
瑞亚滑开了! 不会吧! 他耍了格拉特 Rhea skates away! No! He suckered him.
你他娘有没有种啊?! What the shit is that?!
他把格拉特骗进了受罚席 He forced him to take a penalty.
- 鸟人! - 操你妈的! - Fucker! - Fuck you!
不是吧 道格! 你怎么能上这个当! Come on, ref! You can't call that!
操蛋的他是激将你呢! He was fucking instigating!
怎么不让你的人继续上场了 罗尼 You got to keep your boy out of the box, Ronnie.
高地人人手不足了 圣约翰的好机会 Shorthanded situation, a great opportunity.
把球打出去! 打出去! Clear it out now! Clear it out!
看球! Hey!
- 得分了! - 日! - He scores! - Shit!
操你妈的! 贱人! Fuck a duck! Pig fucker!
真正的比赛现在才开始! 上啊 把分抢回来! Here we go now, boys. Real hockey! Let's go now. Get it back!
开球了 拉弗雷姆上场了 Off the draw, here's LaFlamme out on the ice now.
瑞亚跟着上场了 Rhea out as well.
上 快上! 干他娘的! Let's go. Let's go! Change it up!
拉弗雷姆绝对是 瞄着瑞亚撞过去的 And now LaFlamme actually takes a run at big Rhea.
有你受的吧 鸟人! Eat that shit, Matlock!
- 想打架么 法国小子? - 来呀 - You want something, Frenchie? - Come on.
来呀 找抽是吧? Come here. You want some?
好了伤疤忘了疼? Remember what happened last time, huh?
你来呀 Let's go.
格拉特上去了 Now Glatt steps in.
这一招够阴的 道格 That was a dirty shot, Doug.
别闹了 你们几个 打球! Come on, boys, let's play. Come on, come on!
把他们分开! 把他们分开! Get 'em off! Get 'em off now! Come on!
白色3号 横杆推档犯规 退场2分钟 Three in white, two minutes for crosschecking.
蓝色69号 横杆推挡犯规 退场2分钟 69 in blue, two minutes, crosschecking.
第三节才刚开始 Early in the third
格拉特和瑞亚双双进入受罚席 Glatt and Rhea both in the penalty box.
这下场上腾出空来了 It opens up a little room.
冰球运到高地人队禁区 The puck is now down in the Halifax zone.
上啊 高地人! Go, Highlanders!
冲啊 高地人! Come on, Highlanders!
看上去球迷们今晚 是不见血不归了 Looks like these fans are out for blood tonight.
小子 准备好了没? Kid, you ready?
好了 劳您挂心了 Yes. Thank you for asking.
女士们先生们 这一幕终于他娘的上演了 Ladies and gentlemen, this is actually fucking happening.
野蛮人道格格拉特 脱掉手套准备挑战 Dougie "The Thug" Glatt is about to fucking drop the gloves
主宰者洛思瑞亚 and take on Ross "The Boss" Rhea.
这恰恰是冰球运动的灵魂所在 This has all the elements of a fucking sports masterpiece.
尼玛的! 这边是他女朋友因为过于焦虑 Holy fuck! We got the worried ladyfriend face
而冷若冰霜的脸 frozen with concern.
这边是他的基友老弟 手势不错! We got the gay brother. Yup!
还有我这魅力无比 风趣幽默 亦师亦友 And the lovable, wisecracking, Mick-best-friend,
纯洁青涩 屌爆天下美穴 灵气逼人的... Orangetown-son, pussy-crew, album-dropping...
日 没空干这个! 请看 Oh, fuck! Here we go.
要上了! 我的天! Here we go! Oh, my God!
不是吧! Come on!
上啊 小道! 把他那猪头拧下来! Come on, Dougie! Take his fucking head off!
干他娘的 小道! 上! Kick his ass, Dougie! Come on!
就是这样! 就是这样! That's it! That's it!
不是吧! Come on!
- 该死的! - 天啊! - Shit! - Aw, Jesus!
你叫停试试看 Don't you fucking dare.
站起来 道格! Come on, Doug!
他没事的 他脚踝本来就有毛病 He's okay. He's always had bad fucking ankles.
- 放心看吧 - 加油 道格 - You got him. - Come on, Dougie.
加油 揍扁他! Come on, hit him!
日! Fuck!
对嘛! 知道厉害了吧 瑞亚? Ah! You feel that shit, Rhea?
- 打得好 道格! - 有你受的! - Nice hit, Doug! - Take that shit!
让他知道咱不是好惹的! You show him where the fuck you're from!
我日啊 Oh, fuck.
别忘了你是魔鬼终结者 道格! You're a fucking warrior, Doug!
站起来 道格! Come on, Doug!
他还没放弃呢 He's not done yet.
天啊 Shit.
道格! 我的天! 道格! Doug! Oh, my God! Doug!
- 好啊 道格! - 加把劲 哥们! - Attaboy, Dougie! - Come on, kiddo!
你真鸡巴厉害 孩子 You fucking did it, kid.
你成功了 You did it.
道格! Doug!
你成功了 You did it.
得分! He scores!
离第三场结束还剩15分25妙 场上比分是2比1 It's 2-1 with 15:25 left in the third.
拉弗雷姆来了 他把球抢了过来 Here's LaFlamme, steals the puck at his blue line.
- 他势如破竹 - 好家伙! - He's breaking away! - Attaboy!
穿过防线 做了个假动作 反手抽击 得分! In across the line. He fakes, backhand, he scores!
泽维尔! Xavier!
拉弗雷德全凭一人之力! LaFlamme has taken it on his shoulders!
在离比赛还剩5分23秒的时候 把比分锁定在2比2平 He's tied this thing 2-2 with 5:23 left.
又来了... 拉弗雷德行云流水一般 Here comes... Shifty LaFlamme once again.
又是假动作 简直有如神助 Dipsy-doodles, leaves bodies in his wake.
- 得分了! - 好耶! - He scores! - Yeah!
比分是3比2! 时间还剩下1分21秒 3-2! 1:21 left.
多么赏心悦目的拉弗雷姆个人秀! What a performance by LaFlamme!
连入三球! Three straight goals!
- 拉弗雷姆! - 拉弗雷姆! - LaFlamme! - LaFlamme!
再过1分21秒 高地人就要挺进季后赛了 1:21 from the playoffs in Halifax.
我觉得我干掉他了 I think I nailed him.
不要急 后面还有哦
我漫步街头 心情舒畅 As I walk around, feeling really good
我胡思乱想 从健康到兜帽 About everything from my health to my 'hood
忽然意识到 上帝待我不薄 I realize that I'm blessed with a lot
我想说的是 要知足常乐 So, all I got to say is work with what you got
人家都说我 跟饶舌不搭嘎 They say my voice really wasn't made for rappin'
纵观饶舌界 就没有我这样儿的 Straight out the group home, it would never happen
早在未成年 我未婚先孕 As a teenager, had my first child
翻遍我的照片 就没有带笑的 And in all my photos, you never seen a smile
再看现在 我成绩斐然 But now I'm the best that ever did it
最佳饶舌女歌手 举世公认 The greatest female rapper, and they all must admit it
愤世嫉俗的人 你要多感恩 To all the haters, I say thanks a lot
生命其实很美好 只要你知足常乐 'Cause life can turn out really good if you work with what you got
尽管不很容易 但是也要努力 I know it's hard, but it takes some work to be
切记知足常乐 Workin' with what you got
一无所有也好 享尽富贵也罢 If you got nothing or even if you got it all
切记知足常乐 Workin' with what you got
尽管不很容易 但是也要努力 I know it's hard, but it takes some work to be
切记知足常乐 Workin' with what you got
一无所有也好 享尽富贵也罢 If you got nothing or even if you got it all
切记知足常乐 Workin' with what you got
如果你有梦想 就去勇敢追随 If you have an idea, just think it
如果有一只眼 用它倒映世界 If you have one eye, just blink it
如果有两瓶酒 那就喝个痛快 If you have a double rum, just drink it
切记知足常乐 Workin' with what you got
如果有一条腿 那就舞出人生 If you got one leg, just shake it
如果不想微笑 试着假装一下 If you don't want to smile, then fake it
如果有个土豆 用它烹出佳肴 If you got one potato, bake it
你要不断努力 直到你要老去 You got to work it until you can't work it no more
切记知足常乐 Workin' with what you got
你要不断努力 直到生命已逝 You got to work it, work it until you know the score
切记知足常乐 Workin' with what you got
你要不断努力 直到你要老去 You got to work it till you can't work it no more
切记知足常乐 Workin' with what you got
一无所有也好 享尽富贵也罢 If you got nothing or even if you got it all
切记知足常乐 Workin' with what you got
嘿 嘿 Hey, hey
跟我一起唱吧 Let me hear you sing along
尽管不很容易 但是也要努力 I know it's hard, but it takes some work to be
切记知足常乐 Workin' with what you got
一无所有也好 享尽富贵也罢 If you got nothing or even if you got it all
切记知足常乐 Workin' with what you got
切记知足常乐 哦 宝贝 Workin' with what you got, oh, baby
切记知足常乐 Workin' with what you got
一无所有也好 享尽富贵也罢 If you got nothing or even if you got it all
切记知足常乐 Workin' with what you got
无论什么时候 生命出现坎坷 Anytime you see life throws you a curve
内心深处大叫 我做错了什么 You know deep in your heart you don't deserve
你就扁扁嘴角 跟着我的节拍 You may be takin' a lickin' and keep on tickin'
- 上啊 道格! - 上 道格! - Let's go, Doug! - Come on, Dougie!
上啊 道格! Come on, Doug!
有人要干架了 是我们的新人王 道格史密斯 We got a fight going on. It's our new boy, Doug Smith.
天啊 他把他撂倒了! Oh, is he working him over!
密歇克在他手里不堪一击! He dropped Miciak like nothing!
他马上就会成为 约翰斯顿球迷们的最爱 Oh, he'll soon become a favorite of Johnstown fans.
你这次缝了多少针?
四五针吧
视力有没有影响?
说老实话 视线都模糊了
我看不出来 I can't see.
是不是很不可思议? Isn't that unbelievable?
快来人哪 这他娘怎么了? Get some clapping going. What the fuck?
- 加油 道格! 对! - 就是这样! - Come on, Doug! Yeah! - There you go!
几拳过后 史密斯想来个上勾拳 A few shots in. Smith trying with the uppercut.
史密斯出手了! There goes Smitty!
派克队的巨锤道格史密斯 Doug "The Hammer" Smith of the Packers.
互殴互殴不断地互殴 Right over right over right over right,
他们不间断互相出拳30次 as they've connected with about 30 punches total.
哦! 是史密斯和达瓦尔特 真是打得不可开交 Oh! There's Smith and Daviault. What a scrap we're gonna have here.
都是重量级选手 平衡度也相差无几 Two big heavyweights, both with some good balance.
要是有人来硬的 我就上场和他们对干
要是没有 我就做个替补 我才不会无故惹是生非
我又不是傻子 我也得为我的身体着想
达姆男孩不再遥不可及 Dem boys No longer long overdue
现在的野蛮人道格 在马萨诸塞州身兼数职 拳击教练 边线裁判员 还是一名警察
达姆男孩 可能就是你 Dem boys Could easily be one of you
音乐风盛行 Microphone cyclone flow
性高潮的脸 闪耀的激光 还有三明治 个性洋溢的世界 Orgasm faces, laser sandwich of styles
头发脑后飘起 鸡皮疙瘩满地 Gooseflesh when hair raises on the backs of necks
我们疯狂做爱 姿势千奇百怪 From Tourette's to tantric sex
家暴层出不穷 学会逆来顺受 Blisters gettin' blistered, delicious and double-fisted
血液 血液 如同肥皂泡沫 Blood, floods, foams of suds
你倒下的泥浆 溅起一阵水泡 Bubbles up from where you lay in the mud
背后遭人暗算 深夜潜逃在外 I been backstabbed, on the lam
格拉土医生 大理石的办公室 Doctor Gelato, marble slab
夜晚的麦克风 充满电的火花 Electric night fire on the microphone
香槟和古龙水 装点我的青春 Been dousin' myself with champagne cologne
现在我的名字 传遍大江南北 And now my name is known across the land
横跨巴基斯坦 穿越日本岛国 From Pakistan to mainland Japan
飘过哈萨克斯坦 回到卡普斯卡新 In Kazakhstan and back to Kapuskasing
任你殴打唾骂 总是徒劳无功 They be kickin' it, spit and have a wild goose chase
尽管野狗野猫 总是如影随形 And wild geese be always chasin' me, though
但是我要时间 来创作我的曲调 所以... But I need time to speed-rhyme amazingly, so...
达姆男孩自由自在 Dem boys Go where they want to
达姆男孩无拘无束 Dem boys Got no one to answer to
达姆男孩意义重大 Dem boys Got a lot of explaining to do
达姆男孩可能就是你 Dem boys Could easily be one of you
达姆男孩随风而至 Dem boys Take it where you want to
达姆男孩出人意料 Dem boys Be makin' a breakthrough
达姆男孩不再遥不可及 Dem boys No longer long overdue
达姆男孩可能就是你 Dem boys Could easily be one of you
人家喝着果汁 而你只有口水 Them boys got juice, you got no juices
我们喝着果汁 见人就要平分 We got juice and tries and deuces
想要给你自由 你却束缚满身 Tried to get loose, but you is
无缘我辈中人 Tied up, no juice producin'
满身束缚 习惯堕落 Tied up and used to losin'
切记你的梦想 Now, don't forget your goosin'
休斯顿的管道 都是谁在修理 Who's dealt with holes from Houston?
以往我们路过 一切安然无恙 We don't have the problem we're used to here
自己去找果汁 Gettin' juice to share
别碰我的饮料 Don't touch my drink, man
别喝我的饮料 Don't give my juice a sip
酒虽只值六块 你我天壤之别 Six bucks of wine define six stages
价格飞涨不断 利益漫天飞舞 Priced to move, profits, pages
胡言乱语的人 来喝一口吧 Abracadabra, now taste it
酒自水中出 上天的恩赐 Wine from water, goodness gracious
有个萝丝女孩 男孩信仰上帝 Like roses, he likes Jesus
她爱她的男孩 深爱他的修养 She just likes them boys and pleases
在我面前跪下 Down on both of your knees
感觉像是天堂 但是味如屎尿 This feels like heaven, but smells like feces
恶心! 屎尿! Ohh! Feces!
太恶心了 你们 That's gross, y'all.
别动那些屎尿 Yeah, don't touch that feces.
- 唱吧 伙计 - 什么? - Sing it, pal. - What?
她赚的钱比我多 She makes more money than me
她开的车比我靓 She drives a finer car than me
而我... 我只能哭泣 I... I just wanna cry
她赚的钱比我多 She makes more money than me - Ah.
她开的车比我靓 She drives a finer car than me - Yeah.
而我... 我只能哭泣 I... I just wanna cry