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妈妈传来的消息 Text from Mom:
亲爱的 我发现你还没在家族群组发言 "Hi, honey. I noticed you haven't chimed in on the family chat."
妈妈传来的消息 也许我们能视频通话 Text from Mom: "Maybe we can all FaceTime?"
妈妈传来的消息 我就要录新的一集了 Text from Mom: "I'm just about to record a new episode."
嗨 欢迎回来 Hi. Welcome back.
我是柯黛丝医生 I'm Dr. Tess Coleman,
欢迎收听《造反有礼》 and this is Rebelling with Respect.
今天的节目 Today on the podcast,
要探讨让我很有感触的 we are talking about a relationship dynamic
一种关系模式 that is very close to my heart.
"孙儿共同教养" "Grand co-parenting."
我女儿安娜决定当单亲妈妈时 When my daughter, Anna, chose to become a single mom,
彻底改变了我们家 it changed our family forever.
莱恩 我在更衣室录音 Ryan! Cloffice. Recording.
抱歉 Sorry!
身为外婆 我能出手帮助她 As a grandma, I was able to step up and help her.
哈珀 Harper!
哈珀 30分钟后出门上学 Harper, this is your 30-minute warning that we're leaving for school.
哈珀 Harp?
还有20分钟 This is now your 20-minute warning.
10分钟 Ten minutes.
是 确认录音时段 Yes, confirm the recording sessions.
我知道她的票房实力 超越希腊剧场 But know that I know she can sell out more than the Greek.
对 我知道有多少座位 And yes, I know how many seats there are.
哈珀 我很想尊重你的空间 Harper! I really wanna respect your space,
但也很好奇你怎么还没出来 but I'm curious as to why you're not out here yet.
还有5分钟 You have five minutes!
能让心爱的人依靠你 Being someone that your loved one can lean on
是最重要的一种关系 is the most important relationship there is.
莱恩 我越来越得心应手了 Ryan, I'm getting so good at this!
糟糕 No.
不行 No, no, no!
没录到啦 Oh, it didn't record!
妈的 Moth--
妈 Hi, Mom.
现在不方便 Now is not a great time. I'm just...
但我提早录完播客 I know, but I finished my podcast early,
可以送孩子上学 so I'm offering to do drop-off.
没关系 我都搞定了 No. It's okay. I've got everything under control.
你10分钟前就该起床了 Harper, you had to be up ten minutes ago!
我要惹你了 Prepare to be triggered!
哈珀 Harper!
《辣妈辣妹2》
再冲一波 Let's catch one more.
老兄 这些浪太扯了 Dude, these waves are unreal.
我爱死我们的生活了 I love our lives!
要翘掉第一堂课吗 Yo, are we skipping first period?
靠 该走了 Oh, shoot. We gotta go.
哈珀 干嘛 Harper! What?
我差不多好了 I'm literally ready.
才怪 才怪 Barely. Barely.
我做了你最爱的午餐 I made your favorite lunch.
昨天匹克球怎样 有赢他们吗 How was pickleball yesterday? Did you beat 'em?
我们都说"歼灭" We say "annihilated."
妈 我说我能送她 Mom, I told you I could take her.
我知道 甜心 I know, sweetheart.
但我看你限时动态说你录音到很晚 But I saw on your stories that you were working at the studio late,
就决定亲自出马 and so I decided to take her.
你取消追踪我比较健康 You know, it would be healthy for you to unfollow me.
我老是加班 还是能送她 And I work late all the time. I can still take her.
安娜 停下来换个角度想 Anna, let's pause and reframe.
你决定当单亲妈妈时 When you decided to be a single mom,
我说我百分百支持你 I told you I would support you a hundred percent.
这就是我百分百支持你的表现 Well, this is me supporting you a hundred percent.
好吧 Okay, you know what?
我也去 I'm coming too.
我们今天一起送 We can both do drop-off this morning.
妈 走 你先 Mom. No, go on. You can go.
让他们 你不走 Just let them... Oh, okay, you're not going.
妈 你先走 Mom. You're gonna go.
你不 没人要走 You're not... Nobody's gonna go.
那我走咯 I'm gonna go!
怎么了 孩子 没事 So what's up, kiddo? Nothing.
说吧 好 Okay, spill it. All right.
我新的实验伙伴超烂 My new lab partner is the absolute worst.
她新来的 要念一年 She's the new girl, here for the year.
以为自己是英国人 I mean, ugh, she thinks she's so much better
就了不起 than everyone because she's British,
每五秒就提醒别人一次 which she has to remind you of every five seconds.
好像没英国人来过一样 Like no one's ever been from England before.
我爸在巴黎开了第三家餐厅 So my dad opened his third restaurant in Paris,
所以我才认识法国男友 and that's how I met my French boyfriend,
菲利普·亨利 Philippe Henri.
菲利普·亨利 Philippe Henri. Ooh, la-la.
他是法国模特儿 He's French and a model.
你真的去过巴黎时装周 You've seriously been to Paris Fashion Week?
安娜·温图摆臭脸给我看 Anna Wintour scowled at me.
真假 巴黎怎么样 Seriously? What's Paris like?
超美 我常去 Oh, it's lovely. I go all the time.
别理那个英国妹 Ignore the British girl.
一年后你就不必见到她了 After this year, you won't have to see her anymore.
这位咨询师的建议真赞 Nice advice from a therapist.
我不是她的咨询师 我是她外婆 Well, I'm not her therapist. I'm her Gram.
很开心 快开走 All right, well, this has been real.
装作不认识我 Please drive away like you don't know me.
做出正确的选择 Make good choices!
你真古板 You are so lame.
古板 Lame!
准备好进实验室了吗 Are you ready for laboratory today?
少废话 Shut your mouth.
追加爆笑哏 Fun bonus round today.
千万别相信原子 为什么 Never trust an atom. Why?
它们啥都做得出来 'Cause they make up everything.
以后有更好笑的 Here all day, folks.
开始前应该戴上护目镜 You're supposed to put your goggles on before we start.
看起来好像小小兵 The goggles are giving Minion.
对啊 我们又不是小小兵 Yeah. We're not, like, Minions.
不用 谢了 但很适合你 So, no, thank you. But they're perfect for you.
美国独立战争都白费了 It's like the Revolutionary War was for nothing.
记住 这些都是危险化学药剂 Today, remember, these are dangerous chemicals.
那该用不危险的药剂吧 Maybe we should use not-dangerous chemicals?
做你该做的工作 How about you do your actual share of the work
别乱画 instead of doodling?
这叫设计 It's called designing.
要测量得很精准 The measurements have to be precise.
这项实验超简单 This experiment is so simple.
英国人在小学就做过了 In the UK, we did this in primary school.
人家觉得你聪明 The only reason people think you're smart
只是因为你的恶烂口音 is because of your obnoxious accent.
至少人家觉得我机敏 At least people think I'm clever.
什么意思 What's that supposed to mean?
你很聪明 自己想 You're smart. Figure it out.
惨了 惨了 Oh, no. Oh, no.
惨了 Oh, no.
惨了 Oh!
那并不精准 一点也不精准 That was not precise! That's not precise at all!
华校长 Oh. Principal Waldman!
妈 我不知道校长找我干嘛 我到了 I don't know, Mom. I don't know why the principal called me, but I'm here.
所以你不用来 So you don't need to come. You know what?
我找不到我要讲的事 I can't find what I was gonna tell you about.
我再 I'll call you...
抱歉 是我不对 Sorry. It's totally my fault.
不 我走路没看路 No, no, no. I-I wasn't looking where I was going.
噢 Oh.
你还好吗 Are you okay?
你的手机 Your phone. Yeah, I...
我不知道怎么关掉这个 Yeah, I don't know how to turn this thing off.
我也不知道 也许 Yeah, I'm not sure, either. I think, maybe...
关了 I think you got it. Is it off?
你就 谢谢 Yeah. It's just... Oh, thank you.
不客气 谢谢 No problem. Thank you.
我女儿刚入学 而我迷路了 Um, my daughter just started here, and I admit I'm quite lost.
你知道化学实验室在哪吗 Would you happen to know where the chemistry lab is?
事态严重 可能有人会受伤 This is serious. Someone could have been injured.
我相信只是意外 I'm sure it was just an accident.
我觉得是误会 It seems to me a misunderstanding.
哈珀似乎很 Harper seems so...
可爱 lovely.
莉莉似乎真诚又善良 Oh. Well, Lily seems so genuine and kind.
哇 没碰过两个家长进来后这么有吸引力 Wow. I certainly never had two parents come in here and be this attractive.
我是说"有心" I meant "attentive."
噢 Oh.
我和莉莉会反省 加以改善 Uh, Lily and I are definitely going to reflect on how to do better.
我和哈珀才要好好省思呢 This is all Harper and I are going to think about.
我们非常认真 We're very, very committed.
尤其我们是单亲家庭 Especially as a single-parent household.
我们也是 Oh, us too.
我们是单身 亲 太好了 We're single. Parent. Great.
我是说 I mean, uh...
我是单亲 单亲 很好 I'm a single parent, yeah. Single parent. Great.
你懂我意思 懂 我也是 Yeah. You know what I mean. Yes. Same. Me too.
单身 Single.
单亲 就是我 Single parent. Guilty.
很好 Great.
我也单身 I'm single too.
天啊 我们该聚聚吗 Oh, my God... Should we meet up?
也许该让女儿她们认识一下 Perhaps our daughters should get to know each other?
星期三6点以后 喝点酒 Maybe, like, Wednesdays, after 6:00. Get a little wine?
谈谈这两个小屁孩 Talk about these badass kids?
哈珀很愿意 Harper would really like that.
共进晚餐 Over dinner?
晚餐很棒 Dinner sounds perfect.
我来安排 I'm on it.
小三餐厅 订位 两个人 Petit Trois? Yes, can I have a table for two?
包厢 里面一点 Private. In the back.
吃什么会过敏吗 Do you guys have any allergies?
没有 没有 No. No.
不会过敏 No. No allergies.
好 你提早到 说吧 Okay, you came here early. Spill it.
根本没时间 There's just no time.
告别单身趴 舞蹈排练 Bachelorette party, dance rehearsal,
最后试装 预演午宴 final fitting, rehearsal lunch.
还有 我的婚礼 And, oh, my wedding.
你事情多到爆 大喜之日 深呼吸 You have a lot on your plate. Big day. Deep breath.
周日前好多事 There's so much to do before Sunday.
需要帮忙就说 Anna, let us know how we can help.
也许有人能帮我背结婚誓词 Maybe someone could help me memorize my wedding vows.
这样吧 我帮你 How about this? I'll help you.
"我安娜 愿意嫁给你艾瑞克 "I, Anna, take you, Eric,
我交往才半年的男人 a man that I have been dating for six months,
却可能让我人生大转弯 but might uproot my entire life
搬去伦敦 and move to London,
那里没家人 牛油果贵到吃不起" where we have no family and an avocado costs $11."
你该加上 Perhaps you should add something about
我对叛逆少女超有耐心 my undying patience for teenage rebellion.
牛油果这点倒是没错 Spot on about the avocado.
那讲的不是你 Oh. That wasn't about you.
其实是我妈另一个英国未婚夫 It was actually about my mom's other British fiancé.
她今天表演脱口秀 She's a comedian today.
只有今天 我懂 Just today, though. I see. Yeah.
对吧 哈珀 Right, Harper?
我在练第一支舞 I have been practicing our first dance.
等着看我的成果 Wait till you see what I have cooking.
我知道你想干嘛 Ooh, I see what you did there.
我昨天就开始想你了 I missed you since yesterday.
好恶心 Ew.
崔佛·崔维斯刚推出新单曲 Trevor Travis just dropped a new single.
我们都猜得到它在讲谁 I think we can all guess who it might be about.
哈啰 Hello?
我请餐厅的糕点师 做了椰枣布丁蛋白饼 I had my pastry chef make sticky toffee pudding pavlova
好参加义卖 for the bake sale.
青少年的最爱 蛋白饼 Just what every teenager loves. Pavlova.
没错 时下青少年的口味很高雅 Agreed. Teenagers these days, sophisticated palates.
是 我这位糕点师 清晨4点起床 Yes, well, this pastry chef was up at 4:00 a.m.
烘烤传统巧克力豆饼干 baking old-fashioned chocolate chip cookies
从头做起 没人帮忙 from scratch, with no staff.
做饼干做了四小时 Four hours for cookies?
应该请人帮你才对 I think we need to get you a staff.
它们只是需要放凉 They just needed to cool.
站有站相 注意姿势 Stand up straight. Good posture.
知道这有害健康吗 Okay. And do you know how bad this is for you?
真的 吃这个 Seriously, eat this.
说"谢谢妈" Say, "Thanks, Mom."
我看到了 哈珀 I saw that, Harper.
还要多久啦 Any day now.
我想让大家遵照时程表 Just trying to keep us on a schedule here.
噢 Oi. Well,
我们不想乱了套 对吧 we wouldn't want to be off schedule, innit?
踏步 Step, and...
小莉 Hi, Lil!
我叫莉莉 It's Lily.
莉莉 坐后面 Lily, back seat.
外婆不能载我吗 Can't Grams just take me?
不 这样大家会更亲近 No, this will be good bonding for everyone.
我跟莉莉要亲近 Well, I bond best with Lily
最好就是别见面 when we're not around each other,
不必看她的脸 and I don't have to look at her face.
我超爱坐你旁边 Yeah, I love sitting next to you.
凸显我有多棒 Reminds me that I'm amazing.
系好安全带 Seat belts, girls.
好啦 All right. All right.
整到你了 被你整到了 I got you. You got me.
早 可以出发了 Good morning. We're ready to go.
早 车子就绪 走滨海一号公路 Good morning. Car's all set. Up the coast, Route 1?
是吗 嗯 你觉得呢 Yeah? Yeah? What do you think?
我不是说我不想去旅行 I'm not saying I don't not want to go on the trip.
只是安娜的婚礼 I'm just saying that Anna's wedding
让我看诊的进度落后 has put me behind with my patients,
造成很大的困扰 which has been very disruptive.
还有 当然 Uh-huh. And... And, of course,
他们在我的打书行程中 不断增加活动 they keep adding dates to my book tour,
已经失控了 which, you know, it's out of my control.
我是说我需要一点时间 And I'm just saying I need a little time.
孩子 Look, girls.
我们尽量听你们的意见 也听听我们的吧 We're trying to hear you. Just try and hear us?
不 Oh, no.
我听到你想让我 I hear you trying to pull me away
远离家人朋友 from my family and my friends.
伦敦有谁能在上学前冲浪 I mean, who even gets to surf before school in London?
你能在泰晤士河上冲浪 You can surf on the river Thames.
真假 Really?
才怪 傻蛋 No, you dipstick.
孩子 它是大城市 Girls. It's a city.
你 孩子 You need to- Okay, girls. Girls.
我们说了算 It's our decision.
艾瑞克和我都是为了家人好 Eric and I will do what's right for the family.
家人 Hmm. Family?
对 这一家人 Yes, this family.
别这样说 别说 Don't say it like that. Don't say--
好尴尬 不用你教我说话 That sounds really cringe. Don't tell me what to say and how to say.
哈珀 放轻松 别大惊小怪 Harper, relax. Don't be so dramatic.
莉莉 Lily.
别再煤气灯操控了 哈 Stop gaslighting. What?
你根本不懂它的意思 You don't even know what that means.
我不想再看到你的脸 I don't wanna look at your face anymore.
你懂它意思吧 You know what that means, right?
我懂它的意思 我知道 I think I know what it means. Yeah. I knew you did.
难怪你爱说废话 That explains why you talk rubbish.
今天的烘焙义卖 每一桌必须有 For the bake sale, every table must have...
好 Okay.
无麸质品项 无蛋品项 ...a gluten-free option, an egg-free option...
请不要甩 Please don't slam the...
车门 door.
至少明天不必带她们 Well, at least we don't have to bring them
去移民署面谈 to our immigration interview tomorrow.
不要有压力 她们会想通的 Don't be stressed. They'll come round.
对 让她们慢慢来 Yeah, let them take all the time they need.
他唱得很棒 我马上回来 He sounds great. I'll be back in a bit.
这是艾拉的行程表 谢谢 Here's Ella's schedule. Thank you.
麻烦传给巡演经理 Oh, send those to the tour manager, please.
好 因为我 Yeah, okay. Okay? Because I'm...
我是明日之星 好了 I'm a pop star on the rise. Okay.
我想录专辑 So I wanna do the album, you know.
我们可以凌晨过来 We can come in here after midnight.
我有录音室钥匙 I got the keys to the studio.
进行得如何 早安 How's it going? Oh, good morning.
其实今天早上很不顺 Actually, it's literally not. It's a bad morning.
非常不顺 It's a very bad morning.
不是说我 而是你 Not for me, personally, but for you.
怎么了 Why, what happened?
崔佛甩掉艾拉 Trevor dumped Ella.
他已经发了一首分手歌 And he already released a song about it.
安娜 Anna! Oh.
对 而且用消息甩掉她 Yeah, and he dumped her in a text.
我来处理 偶像翻车了 Yeah, I got this. Toxic icon.
我进录音间 录下来 I'll get in the booth, and I'ma just lay it all down...
崔佛写了首歌 Okay, so Trevor wrote a song.
一定没你想的糟 But I'm sure it's not as bad as you think.
它叫《比上一个好》 It's called "Better Than the Last One."
在讲我 It's about me.
这歌名可能指任何人 Okay, but that title, it could be about anyone.
上面写明了"艾拉" It says, parentheses, "Ella."
先专注在你周六要表演的歌上 Let's just focus on the songs that you're gonna perform on Saturday.
演唱 耶 Performing! Yay!
我无法唱那些歌 它们都在讲崔佛 I can't sing those songs. I wrote them about Trevor.
我呕心沥血的作品 I put my heart and soul into them.
不 写歌的是44岁的荷兰制作人 No, a 44-year-old Dutch music producer wrote those songs.
她和我前任完全不同 ♪ She's nothing like my ex ♪
这首必红 This is a hit! This is...
我忍不住扭起来了 I can't even stop moving my body.
我胸部在旋转 关掉 Shh! Look, my chest is just gyrating. I can't... Off!
关掉 好 Oh, turn it off. Turn... All right.
什么手势 跟欧普拉学的吗 What is that? Did you learn that from Oprah?
请加入环保社 Join the Environmental Club.
快来尝尝全市最赞的饼干 Come over. We have the best cookies.
欢迎参加夕阳岭烘焙大赛 Welcome to the great Sunset Ridge Bake-Off.
这些不是该当主打吗 Shouldn't these be more prominently featured?
美食杂志因为它们才采访我爸的餐厅 Bon Appétit literally profiled my dad's restaurant for these pastries.
它们放这边很好 很抢眼 I think they're nice and prominent over here.
它们是高档美食 Uh, they're gourmet.
底部湿湿软软的 They're soggy-bottomed.
知道吗 我帮你的糕点找到完美的位置 You know what? I think I see the perfect spot for yours.
同学 Just... Dude!
那是外婆做的 拜托 Those were Gram's! Come on.
你知道吗 我也为这个找到完美的位置 You know what? I think I know the perfect place to put this.
你不敢 You wouldn't dare.
噢 Oh.
对 超赞 Yeah. Perfect.
焦糖化很漂亮 Nice caramelization.
噢 Oh. Just...
天啊 Oh, my God.
食物大战 Food fight!
不 Oh, no!
他们从上方攻击 They're attacking us from above!
我们必须往高处走 We need the high ground!
等我的信号 On my signal!
太过分了 哈珀 Too far, Harper.
住手 给我放下 住手 Stop it! Put that down! Stop it.
给我 放下 住手 Give me that. Give me that. Put that down. Stop it!
别丢果馅卷 No, not the strudel!
拜托 酥塔也不行 Please! Or the tart.
住手 喷到我嘴里了 Stop it! That got in my mouth! Hey!
想开打 来啊 You want a fight? Let's fight!
食物大战 Who started...
是谁带头的 the food fight?
恭喜两位 Congratulations, you two.
你们害现场所有人校内停学 You just got everybody in here in-school suspension.
谢谢喔 Thanks a lot.
这是莱姆派吗 Is this key lime pie?
对 我早上才烤好的 Yeah, I baked it fresh this morning.
快送我去急诊室 Well, you gotta take me to the emergency room
我对莱姆派严重过敏 because I'm very allergic to key lime pie.
我总是不由自主地回到你身边 ♪ I just keep on coming back ♪
我是你的美好 也是你的 ♪ I'm your good And I'm your... ♪
这是你的声音吗 Is this you?
亲爱的 我们的爱是天作之合 ♪ Baby, our love was made... ♪
噢 Oh, uh...
它不该在里面的 That's not supposed to be in there.
是给粉红知己的歌吗 Was it for Pink Slip? Hmm.
去年我在"吟游诗人"看过他们 I saw them at the Troubadour last year.
周末我能唱你的歌吗 Could I sing your song this weekend?
不 Oh, no.
你有比我写的歌更好的东西 You'll have way better stuff than something I wrote.
它是我离开粉红知己后写的 I wrote that after I left Pink Slip anyway.
好 我可以 Okay. I got this.
对 你可以 Yes, you got this.
在威尔顿剧院展开世界巡演是大事 超重要 Opening your world tour at the Wiltern is a big show for you. Huge.
对我们俩都是 For the both of us.
小女生对这个转变难以适应 The girls are struggling with this transition, and just...
听我这个有经验的家长一句话 just take it from a parent who has been in your shoes.
我知道 失去莉莉的妈妈和搬来这里 I know, Tess, between losing Lily's mum and moving here...
对 还有被迫离开她长大的家 Yes, and being ripped away from the home she grew up in.
抱歉 我们在讲莉莉还是哈珀 Oh, I'm sorry. Are we talking about Lily or about Harper?
哈珀 莉莉 Harp? Lily?
很烦人 That is really annoying.
只是 嘿 怎么 No, it's just... Hey. What the...
怎么回事 What's going on?
亲爱的 没人受伤 Darling... No one's hurt.
我去学校 I went to the school...
让我来处理 Please let me just handle this.
安娜 孩子们在学校出事了 很严重 Anna, there's been an incident at school between the girls. It was really bad.
什么事 多严重 让我来 What bad? How bad? Oh- I've got this.
孩子 请向彼此道歉 Girls, apologize to each other now, please.
宝贝 强迫道歉无法解决冲突 Ooh, honey, forced apologies is never a way to resolve conflict.
那 但是 That... But...
我们得给她们空间表达感受 We need to make space for them to express how they feel.
哈珀 你感觉如何 Harper, how do you feel?
我觉得 I feel...
抱歉 sorry.
莉莉 你感觉如何 And, Lily, how do you feel?
我觉得 I feel...
也很抱歉 ...sorry too.
太好了 That's great.
太好了 看吧 Great. See?
抱歉我未来的继妹蠢到爆 Sorry that my future stepsister is a complete twit.
抱歉我未来的继姐肤浅无脑 I'm sorry that my future stepsister is a shallow idiot.
是吗 新计划 Oh, am I? Really? New plan!
表达感受的空间没了 No more holding space for feelings.
今晚你们在我的告别单身趴会很开心 You two are gonna have a lovely time at my bachelorette tonight.
你们会好好相处 我们是一家人 You're gonna get along because we're a family,
家人要相亲相爱 and families love each other!
哈珀 就因为你翻白眼 And for that, Harper, just for that look,
你们必须在外婆家过夜 you two earned yourself a sleepover at Gram's.
嗯哼 哇 Huh? Whoa, whoa, whoa!
我怎么成了处罚 我很好玩的 Why am I the punishment? I'm the fun one.
我有桌游 妈 I have board games. Mom.
我有帕奇西棋 I have Parcheesi.
你们要帮对方绑头发 And you're gonna braid each other's hair
不准搞文化挪用那套 in a non cultural-appropriating way
要乐在其中 and like it.
帕奇西棋是什么 What is Parcheesi?
一种游戏 我不清楚 It's a game. I'm not quite sure.
在游戏板上移动 掷骰子 You move around the board. You shake the dice.
记得骰子声吗 You remember the sound of the dice?
好刺激 Oh, it's amazing.
骰子拿在手中摇 You get these dice, and you shake 'em in your hand,
在游戏板上移动 外婆 you move around the board. Oh, Grams.
超好玩的 It's really fun.
我还有方块拼字游戏 I also have Boggle!
我们划清界限 互不干涉 You stay on your side, and I'll stay on mine.
很乐意 Gladly.
哈珀 Harper, look,
你以为我不懂 但我懂 I know you think I don't get it, but I do.
还是只有你和我 And it's still just gonna be you and me.
如果你去伦敦 我就在这跟外婆住 If you go to London, I'm staying here with Grams.
她说可以 什么 She said it was cool. She what?
安娜 你不让我当哈珀的第二联络人 Hey, Anna! Did you remove me as Harper's secondary contact?
你有跟哈珀说如果我们搬去伦敦 Did you tell Harper that she could stay here with you
她能跟你住在这里 if we decided to move to London?
你是认真的吗 你认真 Are you serious right now? Whoa. Are you serious?
好啦 Okay, okay. Why are you--
认真说 What is serious
你和艾瑞克得让她们留在洛杉矶 is that you and Eric need to keep the girls in Los Angeles.
莉莉需要有人引导 Lily just needs some guidance.
我只要你引导我去另一间浴室 The only guidance I need from you is to show me to the other bathroom.
真抱歉 莉莉 我不知道 I'm very sorry, Lily. I didn't know--
你对我的需要和感受一无所知 You don't know anything about what I need or how I feel,
也不知道我想回英国念的时尚学校 or the fashion school back home that I wanna go to.
噢 Oh!
对 只有你和我 妈 Yep. Just you and me, Mom.
太好了 Great.
欢迎参加安娜的告别单身趴 Welcome, everyone, to the bachelorette party of our girl, Anna.
妈 真假 Mom, for real?
为什么 Why would you?
我都没变 真的 Haven't changed. Not a bit.
（给新娘的礼物）
安娜 好好笑 Anna! It's so funny.
我懂 Get it, girl!
我记得那六块肌 I remember that six-pack.
那是谁 好帅 Yeah, who is that? So handsome.
那是杰克 That is Jake.
你妈的初恋 Your mom's first love.
她第一次坐摩托车 And her first ride on a motorcycle.
我喜欢坐杰克的摩托车 I like to ride in Jake's motorcycle.
好了 Okay.
杰克对黛丝也有点意思 Jake also had a thing for Tess.
外婆 For Grams?
好 我今天丢脸丢够了 All right, okay. Enough humiliation for the night.
哈珀宝贝 我帮你夹了一盘 Harper, baby, I made you a plate.
拿去 年轻人不该伤心 Here you go. You're too young to be sad. Come on.
年轻没那么好 佩妈妈 Well, being young is overrated, Mama P.
吃吧 没事的 Eat. You'll be fine.
用夹子 Use the tongs.
莉莉 我能坐这吗 Lily? Mind if I join you?
安娜失去父亲 You know, Anna lost her father
跟你失去母亲的年纪差不多 around the same age that you lost your mother.
然后她得面对我跟莱恩的婚礼 And then she had to deal with my wedding to Ryan.
酷喔 Cool.
你还搬家 心情更复杂 And then you add to that the complications of moving.
我支持你 I'm here for you.
真心的 Sincerely.
恕我直言 柯医生 With all due respect, Dr. Coleman,
你不是我的外婆或咨询师 you're not my gran or my therapist.
我明白你要我们留在洛杉矶的动机 So, while I get your motive for keeping us in LA,
但我不需要你帮忙 I don't need your help.
不 我们以前好酷 Oh, no. We used to be so cool.
我还是很酷 我美呆了 Hey, I'm still cool. I look amazing.
你也很酷 你传给我的歌很赞 You're very cool. That song you sent me was sick.
对 谢谢 Yeah. Thank you.
真希望我有更多时间写歌 I wish I had more time to write.
现在我只会听教养子女的播客 But now all I do is listen to parenting podcasts.
抱歉我毁了你精彩的摇滚明星生涯 Well, I'm sorry for ruining your exciting rock star life.
哈珀 等等 Harper, wait. I was just--
等等 我乱讲的 Wait, I wasn't serious.
我放弃表演 但我有你 Look, I gave up performing, but I have you.
开趴愉快 你不能离开 Enjoy your party. You can't leave.
外婆 我在这里很多余 I don't think I belong in here, Grams.
我来处理 看我的 Let me handle this. I've got you.
哈珀 安娜 Harper! Anna,
你需要停下来换个角度想 honey, you just need to pause and reframe.
谢了 妈 怎样 Thanks, Mom. What?
我做了什么 我已经在处理了 What did I do? I was handling it.
你破坏了我当妈的权威 And you completely undermine me as a parent.
我是在帮你 I was trying to help you.
你越帮越忙 Well, your help isn't helpful.
这样讲也太过分了 Well, that's not very nice to say.
我一向挺你 伟大又神秘的珍夫人 Can the great and mysterious Madame Jen
帮两位女士算命 好吗 interest you ladies in a psychic reading?
不了 谢谢 No. Thank you very much,
现在不是 but, um, right now is not the...
好时机 Time?
这不是我们的 喜好 It's just not really our... Thing?
一下子就好 只要你们 This will all be over soon, if you just...
顺其自然 顺其自然 没错 Go with it. Go with it. Yes, exactly.
进来 好啦 不要 Come on in. Yes. Yes. No. No.
来啊 我来了 Come. Okay, I'm coming. Here we go.
还有人有兴趣吗 试试看 Anybody else interested? Let's try this out.
人多有打折喔 I do discounts for bigger groups. Okay?
好 Okay. That's fine. That's good.
所以我搞砸了在农民市集的摊位 And that's how I lost my spot at the Larchmont Farmers' Market.
但我在星巴克 But I did get a table by the lids
里面的调味台旁边 弄了张桌子 and free milk counter inside of the Starbucks.
我是生涯辅导师 也做灵气治疗 So, I am a life coach, but I also do Reiki.
你们会发现我有好几张名片 If you notice, I have several business cards,
因为我也帮人印制名片 because I actually have a business-card-making business.
这是名片生意的名片 So, that's the card for that.
我能帮忙想金句印在上面 Uh, I can put quotes on there that I can just make up for you.
比如想要鼓舞人心 If you want something inspirational, for example,
我就能编一句 像是 I can make up a quote like, um...
"好好过日子 "Live your life...
搞什么东西" gosh dang it."
好 这是 Okay. So, here's--
还有 我要帮你们看手相 And-And-And I'm gonna read your palms now.
因为 真的吗 'Cause that's- Really?
好 感应一下 Okay. And there they go. Yes.
天灵灵 地灵灵 Eenie, meenie, miney...
嗯 Hmm.
好 闻起来你吃了开胃菜 Okay. It smells like you had some appetizers.
好吃吗 好吃 Were they good? Good.
好吃 对 Good. Yes. Yeah. Yes.
你有吃吗 老妈 And did you have any, Mom?
没有 我付钱的 没有 Um, no. Mm-mmm. No. I didn't. I'm- No. No. Didn't--
我付钱的 'Cause I paid for them. I paid for them.
是婚礼 好啦 It's a wedding. Okay. Okay. Okay, okay.
你们的生命线 它们好像 Your life lines. It... It's like they've...
曾经交错过 intersected before.
好怪 这样吗 How strange. Really?
你们曾走过彼此的路 You've walked in each other's path.
那是一场疯狂的交会 It's like a crazy path-cross that you've done.
你们都上了一课 You've learned a lesson.
一堂可能会重修的课 A lesson that may serve you again.
够了喔 谢谢 Okay. That's enough. Thank you. Okay.
我们会发名片给邻居 We'll give these to my neighbors.
我感应到一样东西 I'm onto something here.
还有一件事 One more thing.
那边有二维条码 扫了可以给我小费 Right over there is a QR code that you can tip me with.
金额随喜 真的 Any amount is appreciated. Really.
没想到我能发出那种声音 I didn't know I could do that voice.
感谢恶搞 我们看穿你的把戏 Nice prank. Ha-ha. Yeah, we know what you did.
我做了什么 What did I do?
什么意思 灵媒啊 What do you mean? The psychic.
你跟她说 好啦 Yeah. Telling her about- What- Okay, okay.
你们以为我宁可解决你们的问题 You think I'd rather solve your problem
而不顾我蒸蒸日上的餐饮帝国 than deal with my booming culinary empire.
我只是在想 想啊想 ♪ I just thought Think about ♪
那些你得到与得不到的一切 ♪ All the things you can And can't get ♪
我跟着你是因为 你在这里很快乐 I'm following you because- You're happy here, so...
你是灵媒吗 Are you the psychic?
帮我算命 跟我说我们会住哪 I need you to look into my future and tell me where we're going to live.
酷炫的Z世代跟我说话 Oh. Cool Gen Z talking to me.
如果不是伦敦 你得帮我改运 If it's not London, I need you to alter my destiny.
我真的非留在洛杉矶不可 And I literally have to stay in Los Angeles,
如果 so, if there's--
不是那样进行的 Well, that's not really how it works.
那该怎么做 Well, how does it work?
小姐 追随我的灵光 Girls, follow my aura.
咘 哔 Boop. Beep.
你们掌纹不多 You don't have a lot of lines in your hands,
这样比较难解读 so it makes it harder for me.
你们俩注定成为家人 You two are called to be family.
最好是 别提醒我 Yeah, right. Don't remind me.
给你们上一课 A lesson for you all.
我现在看到了 I see it now.
改变错误的心意 Change the hearts you know are wrong
抵达你所属之地 to reach the place where you belong.
改变错误的心意 Change the hearts you know are wrong
抵达你所属之地 to reach the place where you belong.
改变错误的心意 Change the hearts you know are wrong...
她怎么像巨魔怪一样念念有词 Why is she rhyming like a bridge troll?
改变错误的心意 Change the hearts you know are wrong
抵达你所属之地 to reach the place where you belong.
改变错误的心意 地震 Change the hearts... Earthquake.
地震 Earthquake?
此时此刻 ♪ Here and now ♪
感觉到了吗 Did you feel that?
一定是跳舞的关系 Yeah, I... It must be the dancing.
对 Yeah, right.
我们自己吓自己 莫名其妙 We're just freaking ourselves out for no reason.
想太多了 对 Yeah. It's just in our heads. Right.
浪况预报 With your surf forecast...
准备睡觉了吗 All cozy and tucked in?
今晚满月 大胆预测 Fearless prediction for the full moon tonight--
需要什么吗 You need anything?
我怎么可能还需要什么 What more could I possibly need?
需要睡在我们自己房间的床上啊 How about sleeping in our own beds in our own rooms?
嗯 Hmm. Hmm.
做个好梦喔 Sweet dreams.
死屁孩 Teenagers.
我以前也是 I was one once.
我也是 两次 Yeah, so was I. Twice.
晚安 晚安 爱你喔 Night. Night. Love you.
我也爱你 Love you too, honey.
改变错误的心意 Change the hearts you know are wrong
抵达你所属之地 to reach the place where you belong.
改变错误的心意 Change the hearts you know are wrong
抵达你所属之地 to reach the place where you belong.
我又没闹钟 I don't have an alarm.
我的手怎么这么干 Why do my hands look so dry?
我怎么这么累 Why am I so tired?
妈 Mom?
外婆 外婆 Grams? Grams?
外婆 你还好吗 Grams. Grams, are you okay?
叫醒我干什么 Why are you bloody waking me up for?
你疯了吗 疯了 Are you mad? Mad?
我声音怎么变这样 Why do I sound like this?
变怎样 Sound like what?
美国腔 American!
很好 妈 Oh. Good. Mom.
什么声音 What was that?
噢 Ow! Oh. Ow!
莉莉 你还好吗 Lily, are you okay?
我不是莉莉 I'm not Lily.
你是哈珀吗 Are you Harper?
不是 No.
不 No. No. No, no, no.
我快要腐烂了 天啊 I'm bloody decomposing! Oh, my.
哈珀 Harper?
欧买尬 Oh, my God. Whoa.
怎么回事 我知道 What is happening? I know.
哈珀 我是妈 It's me, Harp. It's Mom.
你说什么 What are you saying?
如果你是我 我是你 那她是谁 So if you're me and I'm you, then... then who is that?
我是外婆 甜心 I'm Grandma, sweetheart.
天啊 我死了 Oh, my gosh! I've died.
我自寻死亡了 I killed myself!
她满脸皱纹 She just has crevices all over her face.
看这些裂痕 Look at the crevices.
我的手好像洋娃娃手 My hands look like doll hands.
我的屁股好翘喔 My butt feels so high.
我好像闪尿了 I think I just peed a little.
不会吧 Oh, no.
我的脸干巴巴的 My face feels so thirsty and dry.
我的脸完美无暇 My face is perfect.
我的脸像是被遗忘在大太阳下 My face looks like a Birkin bag
晒烂的柏金包 that's been left out in the sun to rot.
为什么 Why?
我怎么又想尿尿了 Why do I have to pee again?
这比上次更诡异 This is so much weirder than the last time.
上次 什么上次 Last time? What last time?
你怎么没跟我说过 How come you never told me?
我们谁都没说过 甜心 吃隔夜燕麦 We never told anyone, sweetheart. Overnight oats.
我们停下来换个角度想 Now let's just pause and reframe.
我不想跟你们家有关系 No. I didn't want to be a part of this family
现在居然扯上你们家族的诅咒 and now I'm part of some dodgy family curse?
我还是最老的 妈 And I'm the eldest? Mom.
她的嘴唇呢 她没有嘴唇 And where are her lips? She has no lips!
跑去哪了 Where did they go?
该怎么解决 How do we fix this?
上次我们交换回来 Well, you know, last time, we switched back
是因为从对方的角度看事情 when we saw things from the other's perspective.
该牵手吗 Should we hold hands?
牵我的手 我们能 Hold my hands. Well, we can--
对 Just... Yeah.
我对你和艾瑞克很严厉 I know I've been hard on you and Eric,
现在我发现你做得没错 but I can now see that you're doing the right thing.
妈 你为我付出好多 我明白 And, Mom, you have always done so much for me, and I see you.
我明白 I see you.
你真的明白吗 真的 Are you really seeing me? Mm-hmm. I really see you.
我没有感觉 Because I don't feel anything.
你不知道我现在多努力明白 You have no idea how hard I'm seeing you right now.
一 二 三 三 One, two, three. ...three.
孩子 那没用 Girls, that doesn't work.
上次试过了 Yeah, we tried that last time.
长这副模样 Looking like this
难怪你这种人足不出户 is why people like you become shut-ins,
这口音又是怎样 番茄儿 and what's with this accent? "Tomato."
你觉得我讲话是这德行 Is that what you think I sound like?
欧买尬 对 Oh, my God, yes.
你讲话就是这样 Of course this is what you sound like.
我们去贵妇超市 我才没有买免疫增强剂 Let's go to Erewhon... I do not sound like that.
我没说过 没听过贵妇超市 I've never said that. I don't even know...
我得打给能量治疗师 Then I need to call my energy healer
重置我的脉轮 because I need a chakra reset.
对 你说话就这样 治疗师 That's what you sound like. The healer.
珍夫人 Madame Jen.
我以为她是灵媒 I thought she was a psychic.
我以为她帮狗狗做声频浴 Ow. I thought she did sound baths for dogs.
我以为她是品水师 I thought she was a water sommelier.
她还想卖刀子给我 She did try to sell me knives.
什么 不管她是谁 What? No, well, whatever she is,
我们得找到她 在那之前 we have to find her, but until then...
在那之前怎样 "Until then" what?
上次交换回来前 Last time we convinced everyone
我们瞒过了大家 that we were each other until we switched back.
好棒棒 我们要怎么做到 Oh, brilliant. So how are we supposed to pull that off?
惊慌失措一点帮助也没有 Well, panicking is not going to help anyone!
快去换衣服 烂透了 I need you to get dressed. This sucks!
快去 不 住口 Go. Go get- No! Stop.
拜 一定很棒 妈 太烂了 Bye, girls. It's going to be great.
听着 Look, Mom.
我在她们面前故作镇定 I kept it totally together in front of the girls,
老实说 我现在超糗的 but I have to be honest, I am freaking out right now!
这样叫故作镇定 That was you keeping it totally together?
对 Yes!
没事 确认一下 No, no. Just checking.
灵光摄影师 Aura photographer.
她线上商店打八折 Hmm. Twenty percent off on her Etsy shop.
我不能结婚 I can't get married.
我连男友都没有 I haven't even had a boyfriend yet.
我们得把身体换回来 We have to switch back to our bodies.
至少你的身体没带着关节炎醒来 At least your body didn't wake up with arthritis.
不通 It's disconnected.
她的生涯辅导生意大概收了 I guess her life coaching business went bust.
这周末我要结婚 I'm supposed to get married this weekend.
这什么 What are these?
一个人需要几件羽绒衣 And how many puffer jackets does someone need?
灵气治疗师 怎样 发现什么 Hmm. Reiki master. What? What'd you find?
我弯下身子却没放屁 I bent down and didn't toot.
让年轻人拥有青春好浪费 Youth really is wasted on the young.
每个口袋里都有旧面纸 And what's with the old tissues in every pocket?
解释一下 Explain.
灵气治疗没人接 怎么办 No answer at Reiki. Now what?
你试过她的素肉饼餐车吗 Did you try her vegan meat loaf truck?
他们没电话 只用富胖达 They don't have a number, and they only use DoorDash,
我不会用 and I don't know how to do that.
我看来跟魔法阿妈一样老 I look Eileen Fisher years old.
我简直就是我妈 I'm literally my mother.
我这辈子都得做心理咨询 I'm going to need therapy for the rest of my life
不是我外婆那种 and not the kind from Grams.
而是要付钱的正版咨询 Like the real kind that you have to pay for.
怎么有人穿这种鞋 Why does anyone wear these?
她有说什么算命的东西吗 Did she say anything, like a fortune?
没有 也许她有跟孩子们说 No, but maybe she told the girls.
灵媒有帮你们算命吗 Did the psychic say anything to you about a fortune?
那可能是解决的关键 It could be the key to getting out of this.
等等 她有吧 有 Wait, she did, right? She did.
她说什么 What was it?
改变错误的心意 "Change the hearts you know are wrong
抵达你所属之地 to reach the place where you belong."
那是指我们父母结婚的事 That's about our parents getting married.
洛杉矶 伦敦 LA. London.
身为青少年 我们没有实质权力 As teenagers, we have no power.
对搬家没说话的份 但身为成年人 No say in whether we move or stay, but as adults...
妈 她没对我们说什么 Mom, she didn't say anything to us!
噢 Oh.
安娜 Whoa. Anna. Anna!
不能打我 我是你妈 小姐 You do not hit me. I am your mother, young lady.
所以 你觉得呢 So, what do you say? Well, then...
没用 我们需要一套计划 It's not working! We need a plan.
不是我的错 Not my fault!
甜甜圈来了 她会很喜欢 DK doughnuts! She'll love those.
哈珀 买到了 是我会喜欢 Harper, got 'em. I... I'll love them.
孩子 过夜好玩吗 Hey, girls. How was the sleepover?
很好 非常好 Good. Very good.
青少女日常 非常好 We did teenager stuff. Very good.
计划如下 So here's our plan.
首先 这些衣服是垃圾 First, these clothes are rubbish.
受不了 I just can't.
能给我五分钟吗 Can you just give me five minutes?
什么 不会吧 What? Oh, no.
怎么会 为什么 How? Why?
你在你妈身体里 You're in your mum's body,
你只要告诉我爸 so all you have to do is tell my dad
你已经不爱他了 you don't love him anymore.
婚礼取消 搞定 Wedding is off. Done.
你有刘海喔 Whoa. Got some bangs.
你把我头发怎么了 变美了 What did you do to my hair? I fixed it.
不客气 And you're welcome.
这叫刘海 变美 It's called a fringe. Fixed it.
你不会穿成这样去上班吧 You don't seriously think you're going to my work dressed like this.
脱掉 你会害我被开除 Take that off. You're going to get me fired.
我头发怎么这样 好恶心 弄直了 What'd you do to my hair? I straightened it.
你从来不洗头 You never wash your hair.
对 大海会帮我洗 No, I don't. The ocean washes it for me.
婚礼当然不能举行 Obviously, the wedding can't happen.
今天周五 周日前我们得大搞破坏 It's Friday. We only have till Sunday. We gotta do some serious sabotage.
移民署面谈 预演午宴 The immigration interview, the rehearsal lunch.
要是婚礼活动全取消呢 Then what if we cancel all the wedding stuff?
蛋糕 场地 宾客 The cake, place, people.
我们只要说服爸妈他们不适合 Yes, and all we have to do is convince our parents that they are incompatible.
应该不难 因为我妈根本不该 Which should not be hard because my mom obviously
跟肖想当地狱厨神的男人在一起 should not be with some wannabe Gordon Ramsay.
我爸也不想 Well, my father doesn't want to be
跟肖想当地方摇滚妈妈的人在一起 with some wannabe Valley Village rocker mom.
我喜欢这造型 美魔女 I quite like this, sexy tiger.
甜甜圈 Doughnut! It's, um...
美国有个迷信 It's an American superstition
新郎新娘在结婚前接吻会倒霉 that it's bad luck for the bride and groom to kiss before they say I do so...
是吗 倒霉多久 Really? For how long?
很久 非常久 For a long time. A long, long time.
真的吗 对 Really? Yeah. Also, uh...
也不能碰手 no touching hands.
什么都不能碰 No touching at all.
不能凝视对方的眼睛 No gazing into each other's eyes because it's gross. Um, yeah.
好奇怪 为了求好运 How odd. For maximum luck.
拆散他们前 让人以为我们就是她们 And finally, we must be convincing as them until we break them up.
莉莉 Lily?
什么 嗯 What? Yeah?
你刚刚吃了黛丝的钙片 Did you just take Tess's calcium?
嗯 Mmm.
增强骨骼健康 Bone health.
你需要吃 You need those.
你需要吃 对 我会吃 You need those. Yes, I'll be taking them.
好吧 Okay.
记得吃 甜甜圈还我 You need to take those. Give me the doughnut back.
不行 你有糖尿病 各位 No. You're very diabetic. Okay, girls.
出发吧 Let's crack on.
噢 Oh. Um...
其实莉莉和我不太舒服 Well, actually, uh, Lily and I aren't feeling very well.
我们认为 We think it might be a...
喉咙痛 My throat.
待在家比较好 ...smart decision to stay home.
跟你们要留校察看无关吧 This has nothing to do with your detention?
噢 Oh. Uh...
你不要我抱病上学吧 妈 Well, you wouldn't want me to go to school sick, would you, Mom?
嗯 Hmm.
我觉得你没生病 You don't feel sick to me.
你觉得她生病了吗 外婆 妈 Does she look sick to you, Grams? I mean, Mom?
没有 看来没事 No. They look fine.
你的客户艾拉要为《滚石》杂志拍照 You have your client Ella's huge Rolling Stone photo shoot today
你还有移民署面谈 and your immigration interview.
不需要人帮忙吗 Don't you need a little bit of help with that, hmm?
她当然需要你帮忙 Of course she needs your help.
现在的孩子 Right? Kids these days.
为了不上学 什么都敢讲 They'll say anything to get out of school.
我们走吧 去吧 做出正确的选择 All right. Come on. Let's go. Go on. And make good choices.
舞蹈教室见 拜拜 什么 See you at the dance studio! Bye! What?
舞蹈教室 Dance studio?
到球场再换衣服 你的包包在这 Let's go. Change at the club. I've got your bag.
换衣服 Change?
这是决赛 This is the finals.
欢迎莅临西区匹克球锦标赛 Welcome, everybody, to the Westside Pickleball Championship.
对 你今天要打锦标赛 Yeah. You have your championship today.
你快迟到了 I think you're gonna be late.
迟到 对 我快迟到了 Late? Yes! Yeah, I'm gonna be late.
新郎新娘 你们刚在婚宴上 Okay, newlyweds, you just made your grand entrance
隆重登场 into the wedding reception.
灯光暗了下来 五 六 七 艾瑞克 The lights begin to dim. And a five, six, seven, Eric.
贝丝 不 对 像斗牛 Beth, no. Oh, right. Like a bull.
对 Yes!
冲吧 斗牛 对 种马 Charging. It's a bull. Yes. Stallion.
来吧 新郎 展现种马的活力 Get it, groom. Big stallion energy.
不过是斗牛 好 It's a bull, though. All right.
看着他 什么 So look at him. What?
眼神交会 快点 Eye contact, come on.
嗨 嗨 Hi. Hi.
探戈的重点在骨盆 Tango is your pelvis.
匹克球 就像可悲版的网球 Pickleball. It's a sport like tennis but it is pathetic.
懒人打的网球 运动白痴打的网球 Tennis for lazy people, that's what it is. It's like tennis but for nonathletes.
一堆老痴呆拿着大拍子追威浮球 It's a bunch of old nutters with giant paddles chasing a Wiffle ball.
又不是温布尔登锦标赛 It's not bloody Wimbledon, is it?
开始咯 Here we go.
你的球 也太快了吧 That's yours! Okay. That was so fast.
好凶狠 Oh, so aggressive!
你是怎样 她差点击中我 What was that? She almost hit me!
好 Oh. Okay.
你在往下 起来 No. You're going down. Up. Up you go.
应该起来 没关系 I think you should go up. No, it's okay. It's fine.
这样很好 This is good right here.
你躺在地上了 You're just lying on the floor.
睡午觉 Taking a little nappy-poo.
这不是睡午觉 是探戈 It's not a nappy-poo, it's tango.
我觉得我们不适合跳探戈 Oh, no. I'm just thinking that maybe tango isn't our dance.
有别种吗 贝丝 还有什么性感的 Um, anything else? Beth, what else is sexy?
加油 专注一点 Come on. Let's keep our head in the game.
局点 逊咖 Whoo! Game point, suckers.
吊小球 Drop in!
小威廉姆斯的叫声也比不上她们 Serena Williams, she's got nothing on the sounds these ladies are making.
令人兴奋的嘻哈节奏 The body-thumping beat of hip-hop.
这样 啪 对 Like that? Yep. Bop, bop, bop. Yes.
跳 嘻哈 A hop and a hip-hop.
没看过这种嘻哈 I've never seen this kind of hip-hop.
她跪地 怎么做到的 She's on the ground. How is she doing that?
新招数 That's a new move.
那是转守为攻 转守为攻 That's defensive offense. Defensive offense!
大姐 起来 Woman, get up!
不 Oh, no!
差一点 你看到了吗 That was close! Wow! Did you see that?
你有看到吗 Did you see that?
我们赢了吗 Did we win?
赞 赞 Yes! Yes!
我们赢了 We won!
那样犯规 我要看回放 I believe that was illegal and I'd like to roll back the tapes
再看一次 and watch that one more time.
认输吧 欧巴桑 Take that, boomers!
给我听好 首先 Okay. You know what, no. Okay, first of all--
别拉我 后退 Hold me back. You stay back.
我们不是欧巴桑 我们是X世代 We are not boomers. We're Gen X!
老一点的千禧世代 最后的千禧世代 We are elder millennials. Some of the last millennials.
结尾 结尾 The finale. The finale.
五 六 七 八 And five, six, seven, eight.
转 滑 Go! And slide. That's it.
对 Get it.
侧边 To the side. Whoo!
对 Get it. Yes!
噢 Ow!
安娜 And Anna.
跑啊 快跑 Run, girl. Run!
安娜 Anna.
动起来 起跑 Come on, let's go. Run!
起跑 快跑 Get it. Run. Run. Run.
安娜 Anna.
我们应该知道要去哪 Mom, we're supposed to know where to go.
装没事 Act natural, honey.
留校察看往那边 请问 好 Detention's that way. Can you tell... Okay.
（海豚队主场）
（不准说话 10月1日周五）
我有移民署面谈 预演午宴 I have an immigration interview, a rehearsal lunch,
艾拉的演出 我的婚礼 现在却被留校察看 Ella's big show, my wedding, and I am stuck in detention!
我也困在这里 Well, I'm stuck here too.
那是整个西区的锦标赛 And it's the championships for the entire Westside.
哎呀 看看谁出现了 Well, well, well. Look who showed up.
莉莉·雷斯和哈珀·柯曼 Lily Reyes and Harper Coleman.
你怎么还没退休 How have you not retired yet?
学校拿我们的退休金投资加密货币 The school had our pension invested in crypto
但我不应该抱怨 but since I'm not supposed to complain about it,
律师教我的 所以与它无关 per my lawyer, it's neither here nor there.
手机交出来 快点 So let's surrender our devices Let's go.
贝老师 真假 我们刚拿回手机 Mr. Bates... Come on. We just got our phones back.
对 大家要爱学校 拿去 That's right. We love school. Here.
谢谢你 西蒙 Thank you, Simon.
现在准备做你们想像中 And now it's time to prepare for the most boring task
最无聊的事情 you could ever possibly imagine.
坐着 只能看书或思考 Sit there, read or think only.
不能看荧幕 只看书 No screens, books.
等等 Wait.
他是说好几小时不受干扰 Does he mean hours of uninterrupted peace?
不要一脸得意的样子 Wipe that look of bliss off your face.
得了吧 艾尔顿 Get over yourself, Elton.
这是中学 不是监狱 This is high school, not prison.
对 不是监狱 Yeah, it's not a prison.
研究显示监狱难以预防累犯 Which, FYI, research shows is ineffective at preventing recidivism.
对 "雷犯" Yeah, "resisism".
比起把人关起来 You know, giving back to the community
回馈社区 有效多了 is a lot more effective than trapping people inside.
噢 Oh!
你们想去外面 You wanna go outside?
让我们出去 Let us out.
让我们出去 Yeah, let us out. Let us out.
让我们出去 Let us out. Let us out.
让我们出去 出去 Let us out. Let us out. Outside.
快点 动起来 Move it! Let's pick it up!
让开 Out of the way!
我们得找到珍夫人 We need to find Madame Jen, now.
我们需要手机 We need our phones.
加油 雷斯 我阿嬷都比你快 Come on, Reyes! You run like my grandma.
加速 没礼貌 Pick it up. Rude!
加速 不然去捡垃圾 Pick up the pace or you'll pick up trash.
就在两天后 It's in two days.
我知道 我不在乎押金 Yeah, I know. I don't care about the deposit.
证婚神父呢 那也包括他 And the officiant? That includes the officiant?
那也取消 谢谢 Cancel that, too. Thank you.
杰特来电 接听吗 Call from Jett. Answer it?
真的吗 好 Is this for real? Yes.
你在哪 Where are you?
《滚石》的编辑来了 The editor from Rolling Stone is here.
快点 糟糕 Come on! Hurry up! Oh, no.
记住 是饥渴巡演 Remember, it's the Hungry Tour.
崔佛对草莓过敏 Trevor's allergic to strawberries.
甜美一点 艾拉 Look sweet, Ella.
艾拉快崩溃了 早 安娜 Ella's having a meltdown. Morning, Anna.
你们好 我常见到的部属 Hello, my staff of people that I see all the time.
这条裙子能定下来吗 Can you sign off on the dress?
太好了 你的果汁 Here's your juice.
谢谢 Oh, thank you. Mm-hmm.
她在这里 All right, so she's over here by this...
怎么了 Girl, what? Ugh.
干嘛给我喝这个 不然你会吼我 Why would you give me that? You yell at me if I don't.
安娜 牛仔短裤 防晒衣 今天洗衣服吗 Anna. Jean shorts, rash guard. Laundry day?
谈一下文章的标题 Let's talk about the headline for the article.
"最夯女孩 "It's giving It-Girl.
流行女神艾拉惊艳全场" Pop star queen Ella slays down the house."
等等 什么 或者 Wait, what? Or,
"我们瞠目结舌 朋友们 "We're gagging, besties.
艾拉的新专辑令人耳目一新" Ella's new album just hits different."
不 别说了 No, no. Just stop.
哪个落伍老人想出来的 What deeply out-of-touch old person came up with those?
是你 我 哇咧 You did. I did? Wow.
谢咯 Thanks, puss.
你得专注在艾拉身上 Okay, I really need you to focus on Ella--
好 Okay.
想办法 Do something.
艾拉 Ella?
崔佛取消关注我 知道那代表什么吗 Trevor unfollowed me. And you know what that means?
不知道 No.
那就代表 What it means is that
全世界都知道他甩了我 the whole world knows that he dumped me.
网络上都在疯传 It's everywhere!
好 我是你的经纪人 我来处理 Okay. I am your manager, so I'm gonna manage this.
好 Okay.
莱恩 我真的该走了 Ryan, I really do need to dash.
他们说摄影师五分钟后回来 But they said the photographer is back in 5 minutes.
摄影师 Photographer?
对 Yeah.
拍新的大头照 For your new passport photo.
你出国巡回打书要用的 The one you need for the international part of your book tour?
对 Oh, yes.
你说过关于我的每个细节 我都记得 I remember every detail that you told me about me.
我去拿处方药 你拿必需品 Yeah. I got prescriptions, you got the essentials.
必需品 Essentials?
好 Yes.
我需要这些东西吗 Do I need all these things?
这我需要 对 I need that. Yes.
这是干嘛的 Where does this go?
什么 成人尿布 What? Adult nappies?
有够懒 That is so lazy.
嘿 在这里 Oh, hey. Yes. Right here.
保丽净 对 Fixodent? Yes.
那不是老人用的牙膏吗 Isn't that toothpaste for old people?
不是 这是缺牙的人用的 No. This is for when you lose your teeth.
我会缺牙 I'm gonna lose my teeth?
不要 No!
好 慢郎中 Okay, slowpokes.
把溅出来的每滴蓝螺旋藻果昔擦干 I want every blue spirulina smoothie spill gone.
把每颗奇亚籽刮掉 I want every chia seed scraped.
把座位底下的有机口香糖清掉 Every chewed piece of organic gum on the bottoms of these seats gone!
干得好 哈珀 Way to go, Harper.
不行就用指甲 Use your nails if you have to.
什么 不 这是莉莉的错 What? No, this was Lily's fault.
艾尔顿 Elton.
什么事 Yeah?
我明白你得来个下马威 I understand that you feel the need to prove a point
因为我公然挑战你的权威 because I publicly undermined your authority.
噢 Oh!
你懂我吗 Do you understand me?
这不是修复式正义 This isn't restorative justice.
真要说的话 I mean, if anything,
你让这些孩子更想反抗 you're making these kids want to act out more.
莉莉怎么老爱火上加油 How does Lily always manage to make things worse?
那是特殊才能 It's a unique talent.
我在校董会有人脉 艾尔顿 I have connections on the school board, Elton.
你是个傻孩子 没有人脉 Well, you're a stupid kid and you have no connections,
但你帮自己和在场所有人争取到 but you have earned, along with everybody here,
多留校察看三星期 three more weeks of detention.
莉莉 Oh, my... Lily!
同学 公主殿下 Bro! Your royal highness.
拜托 天啊 Come on! My God!
没必要这样 That was uncalled for.
我们深呼吸 冷静下来 Let's all take a deep, centering breath.
冷你妈 Meditate on this!
呼吸垃圾啦 Take a deep breath of this trash.
好了吗 You ready?
艳光四射 Stunning.
哇 Wow.
好看吧 Good, right?
我想你出现过敏反应了 I think you're having an allergic reaction.
不 这是丰唇蜜 No, no, no, no. It's lip plumper.
我去拿冰块 I'm gonna get some ice.
环形灯给我 Okay, give me the ring light.
还有抗组织胺 And every bottle of Benadryl I can find.
这是丰唇蜜 不用啦 莱恩 It's lip plumper. No, Ryan.
我没过敏 I don't have allergies.
随便啦 Oh. Okay, whatever.
你还有环形灯吗 Do you have another ring light?
大的环形灯 有 Like, a big ring light? Sure.
还有 你能 好 And another thing. Can you... Yeah, okay.
灯给你拿 我摆姿势 好了吗 You hold the ring light. I'll pose. Okay, ready?
拍咯 I got it.
我看看 等等 Let me look. Hold on.
不行 再拍10张 15张 Oh, no. Just 10, maybe 15 more.
我会做表情 开始 I'll give you looks, okay? All right, here I go.
"您好 婚礼场地必须退订 "Dear Sir, must cancel the wedding venue
因为新娘很糟糕 because the bride is horrible,
我女儿一直这么怀疑" as my daughter always suspected."
萝拉是谁 Who's Laura?
喂 Hello, hello.
亲爱的 需要你来敲定一下作者照片 Hey, hon. I need your approval on the author photo.
好 现在传过去 Okay. Texting it over now.
不会吧 不行 Oh, no. No, no.
什么鬼照片 That one's rubbish.
我刚拍了新的 I just took a new one.
传给你 谢谢 I'm sending now. Thanks.
你看 她的手机中了巨型字体病毒 Oh, look. Her phone has the giant letter virus.
（婚礼活动已取消）
莱恩 能送我去安娜公司吗 Ryan. Is it possible for you to drop me at Anna's work?
嗨 崔佛帮 Hey, you Trevorheads.
刚刚是崔佛·崔维斯的最新单曲 That was your boy, Trevor Travis, with his brand-new song,
《比上一个好》 "Better than the Last One."
我妈最重要的客户大崩溃 My mom's biggest client is having a meltdown.
杰特 我在工作 Jett! I'm working!
她男友崔佛甩掉她 Trevor, her boyfriend, dumped her.
崔佛·崔维斯 Trevor Travis?
她好太多了 She's so much better, better.
真的好太多 Better than the.
比上一个强太多了 Last one.
他们刺了一样的刺青 And they just got matching tattoos.
这是我听过任何人碰过 That is literally the worst thing
最悲惨的事 真的 I have ever heard happening to anyone ever, full stop.
谢谢 不客气 Thank you. Of course.
安娜要结婚了 Anna's getting married,
不懂心碎的感觉 so she doesn't get what it's like to have your heart broken.
我知道 我在你这年纪时 我妈 I know. When I was your age, my mom--
我有个男朋友杰克 I mean, I had this boyfriend, Jake,
我朋友都说他是我的初恋 and all my friends say he was my first love.
你的歌就在讲他 Is that who your song's about?
什么歌 我的歌 What song? My song?
愿在梦中与你相遇 ♪ See you in my dreams ♪
每当你要离去 我的心便破碎支离 ♪ Whenever you go I tear at the seams ♪
我写的 I wrote that?
真的很棒 It's really good.
这首歌超赞 This is a great song.
你真的很厉害 You're really good.
我不懂你干嘛不玩乐团了 I don't get why you quit playing.
因为我有个 Because I had a kid
我可能很怨恨的孩子 因为我都偷偷写歌 who I probably resent since I'm writing songs in secret.
你怀念演出吗 So, you miss performing?
大概吧 I mean, yeah, probably.
我今天发现好多自己的事 I'm finding out a lot about myself today.
安娜 我们收到的歌当中 Anna, your song is the only song I loved
我只喜欢你这首 out of everything that we got sent.
我知道你拒绝过 I know you already said no,
但我明天能在威尔顿剧院唱它吗 but can I please sing it at the Wiltern tomorrow?
这是你的巡演 I mean, it's your concert, your tour.
应该唱你想唱的歌 You should sing whatever song you want.
好 Okay. Yeah, just--
处在经纪人 造型师 I feel like between managers and stylists
主办高层和唱片公司之间 and execs and label people,
我觉得我根本没有发言权 I feel like I never get a say in anything that goes on.
对吧 Right?
对 老人都不听我们说话 Right, because old people never listen.
我是说你这样的人认为 I mean, people like you think--
我想我这种人认为你这样的人不懂 I think people like me think people like you don't know any--
你懂我意思 对 You know what I mean. Yeah.
我能掌控自己的人生 I have control over my own life.
完全掌控 继续拍照 Absolute control. Photoshoot's back on.
继续拍照 菜鸟们 Photoshoot is back on, grasshoppers.
快 Chop, chop, chop.
给这位超有范儿的姑娘拍一组酷炫大片 Let's make some fierce photos of this fierce girl right here.
工作真的好辛苦 Bruh, having a job is really hard.
等等 等什么 Wait. What? "Wait" what?
如果你妈写了那首关于杰克的歌 If your mum wrote that song about that Jake...
对 Yeah.
我们就能彻底拆散我们爸妈 ...that's how we can get our parents to split up forever.
如果她跟他在一起 就不能嫁给我爸 So if she is with him, she can't marry my dad.
怎么找到他 Well, how do we find him?
这就像老人资料库 It's like a database of old people.
杰克 那照片上的是他 Jake. Yes. That's him from the photo.
等等 你看 Wait, wait, wait, look.
好 Okay.
他经营唱片小铺 And he owns the Record Parlour.
你妈的贴文他全都点赞 He has liked all your mum's posts.
他迷死她了 He is proper obsessed with her.
单身 好 就这么办 Single. Okay, let's do it.
就这么办 Let's do it.
首先 你妈得火辣一点 But first, your mum must look fit
如果她要巧遇此生挚爱 if she's gonna run into the love of her life.
我也需要换衣服 And I need to change, too.
艾拉的造型师准备了 Ella's stylist has pulled the most gorgeous garms
我见过最辣的服装 I've ever seen in my entire life.
大家喜欢吗 Do we love this for me?
唱片公司很满意 Girl, the label loves this for you.
你就戴上 不要 Can we just put it on your- No.
放在肩上 不行 Maybe on your shoulder? No.
摆在头上 Rest it on your head?
我们能先放下歧见 Please, can we just put our differences aside
让我实现梦想吗 拜托 so that I can live my dream? Please.
这只是为了执行计划 This is only because of the plan.
谢谢 不客气 Oh, thank you. You're welcome.
谢谢 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
这不是我的风格 It's not very me.
哈珀 我好兴奋喔 Harper. This is so exciting.
在镜头前摆拍不一样 So, posing for the camera, it's very different.
摆好姿势 撑住 Find a shape and then hold it.
好 祝你好运 Yeah. Okay. Good luck.
抱歉 水果呢 Where did the fruit go? I'm s--
好酷 Oh, this is cool.
应该是回收材料 真时髦 Oh, that is chic. It's recycled I think.
我是爆红明星 'Cause I'm a pop star.
爆 Pop out. Yeah.
爆 Pop.
不要 No! No! No! No!
不行 No, no, no.
噢 Oh.
黛丝 你的造型超完美 Tess, your styling is so on point.
你们是我见过最酷的大人 You two are the coolest adults I have ever met.
谢谢 Thanks.
拜 谢谢 Bye. Thank you.
我妈的工作真赞 对啊 My mom does have a cool job. Yes.
她是我们的新闺密吗 Think she's our new best friend?
我想是的 我想是 I think so. I think so.
你们要搭便车吗 Do you guys need a ride?
当然要 天啊 要 Oh, yes. Totally. Yes. OMG, yes.
各位同学注意 Attention, students.
你们会很高兴我的过敏性休克已消退 You'll be happy to know that my anaphylactic shock has subsided.
是的 我没死 Yes. I didn't die.
谢谢 Thank you.
希望参与食物大战的人 And I hope those who were involved
喜欢留校察看 in that food fight are loving detention.
糟糕 Oh, no.
她们已经彻底失控了 They've gone completely rogue.
哇 Whoo!
耶 超酷的 Yeah! This is so cool!
穿那什么鬼 What are we wearing?
她们跟艾拉开车兜风 They're on a joyride with Ella.
找不到她们的 We'll never find them.
对 但我们能找到珍夫人 No, but we can find Madame Jen.
你想的跟我一样吗 Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
对 Oh, yeah.
男孩女孩都看过来 活出你们的精彩 ♪ Every boy and every girl Spice up your life ♪
珍夫人说她搞砸农民市集的摊位 Madame Jen said she lost her table at the Larchmont Farmers Market,
但能在拉奇蒙村洋酒起司店 but now she can be seen at the Starbucks across the street
对面的星巴克看到她 from the Larchmont Village wine and cheese shop.
我知道没时间 Look, I know we don't have time...
但都来了 But we are here.
我的新陈代谢快到不行 And my metabolism is the speed of sound.
活出你们的精彩 ♪ Spice up your life ♪
我多加了鲜奶油 I got extra whipped cream!
我的膝盖变软Q了 My knees work!
布什当总统后我就没吃过乳制品 I haven't had real dairy since Bush was president.
卷卷薯条 Curly fries!
筋骨超柔软 Flexibility!
如果你觉得 一切都很好 ♪ If ya know That you feel fine ♪
嗯 Mmm.
一定要找到珍夫人 We really need to find Madame Jen.
对 但他们的汉堡里有洋葱圈 Yes, but they have onion rings on their burgers.
我几十年没消化得这么好了 I haven't digested like this in decades!
我还没吃饱 I'm still not full!
糖 Sugar.
记得糖吗 Remember sugar?
吃完就得继续执行任务 But after this, back to the mission.
我会全心投入 Mmm. It has my full attention.
你只要进去挑逗杰克 All you have to do is go in there and flirt with Jake,
让他想起当初为何喜欢你 and remind him why he fancied you when you were young.
当年的我不是我 Wait, I wasn't me when I was young.
我也不会挑逗人 And I don't know how to flirt.
更不会以老人身份挑逗人 And I definitely don't know how to flirt as an old person.
他们都干嘛 聊变色镜片吗 What do they do, talk about transitional lenses?
居家修缮 老歌星 Home repairs? John Mayer?
不知道 我想到了 I... I don't know. Oh! I have an idea.
我们都戴上无线耳机 We both wear our AirPods.
这样你就能帮我 That way you can help me
你有法国男友 because you have a French boyfriend.
一定很会挑逗人 So you definitely know how to flirt.
对 当然 Yeah... Defo. Yes.
我先进去 再打信号 I'm gonna go in, and then I'll give you the word
通知你性感出场 when to come in and make your sexy grand entrance.
性感出场 什么意思 What sexy grand entrance? What do you mean?
散发性感魅力 You have to be sexy.
怎么做 How? Like...
性感 Sexy.
我不干 I'm not doing that.
噢 Oh.
天哪 ♪ Oh, my God ♪
带我回去 回到从前的我 ♪ Take me back The way that I was ♪
天哪 ♪ Oh, my God ♪
你知道的 我不过是想陪你玩这场游戏 ♪ You know I only tried to Play your games ♪
好让你无法将我的名字抹去 ♪ So you cannot Forget my name ♪
你和我终究不同 你总是那般轻松自如 ♪ You and I are not the same You always had it easy ♪
天哪 ♪ Oh, my God ♪
带我回去 回到从前的我 ♪ Take me back The way that I was ♪
回到最初的模样 ♪ The way that I was ♪
嗨 Hey!
造型不一样喔 对 This is a different look. Yeah. Uh-huh.
太棒了 我不知道你今天会来 It's awesome. I didn't know you were coming by today.
东西放在后面 什么东西 I got the stuff in the back. What stuff?
什么意思 What do you mean?
就是他 她的前任 That's him. That's her bloke.
怎么了 What's happening?
他去拿东西给我 He's going to get me stuff.
你妈背着我爸做什么 What is your mother doing behind my father's back?
不 喂 No. Hey, hey, hey!
别嘘我 蹲下 Do not shush me. Okay? Get down.
他听不到 我不能理你 He can't hear me. Get down. I'm ignoring you.
再次谢谢你帮忙 Hey, thanks again for doing this.
我们到底要做什么 What exactly are we doing here?
为慈善拍卖在商品上签名 Signing the merch for the charity auction.
噢 Oh.
对 拿去 Right. Here you go.
对 商品 Right. The merch.
噢 Oh!
我有个问题 I have a question.
你想过我吗 Do you ever think about me?
我们的事 About us?
这问题好像没有正确答案 I'm not sure there's a right answer to this question.
我是说 你怀念我们的感情吗 I mean, do you ever miss us?
你周末就要结婚了 You're getting married this weekend.
除非 我不结 Unless I'm not.
非常好 脸皮厚一点 Okay, very good. Now, do something cheeky.
甩头发 Like, flip your hair.
很好 Good.
很好 动作要大 Ooh, good. Big, big, big moves. Big moves.
再来 甩头 用力 One more. Shake your head. Shake it.
再来 甩到昏头 More. Like, all the way around.
很好 快甩 There you go. Shake it.
棒呆了 Excellent.
对他眨眼 抛媚眼 Okay, um, wink at him. Try winking. Wink.
眨眼 Wink.
眨眼 一眼就好 Wink. One eye. One eye.
两眼一起眨 Now do both.
眨眼 很好 Wink. Okay, good.
好 没效果 Okay. Um, that's not working.
噢 Um... Uh... Oh!
咬嘴唇 Bite your lip. Bite your lip.
他怎么这样看你 Why is he looking at you like that?
我在咬嘴唇 I'm biting my lip.
不是上唇 下唇啦 No, not your top lip. Your bottom lip.
咬下唇 Bite your bottom lip.
对 嘟嘴 Like that, pouty.
我知道了 I know what this is.
我看过 你中风了 I've seen this before. You're having a stroke.
带你去看医生 不用 Mm-mmm. No, no. We need to get you help.
我只是要上洗手间 I just need to go to the bathroom.
我要上洗手间 I just... Yeah. Gotta go to the bathroom.
在后面 我去找 Uh, it's in the back. All right. I'll find it.
你确定吗 Are you sure? I...
商品不能带 There's no merch in the--
我超弱的 烂透了 I was really bad at that. So bad at that.
你怎么知道你男友喜欢你 How do you know your boyfriend liked you?
就是知道啊 You just know.
嗯哼 Huh?
怎么知道 讲清楚 How? Like, specifically.
你跟男生交往过 You've dated a guy. You know this.
有经验 告诉我 帮帮忙 You have experience. Tell me. Help me out here.
哈珀 我没有法国男友 Harper, I... I don't have a French boyfriend.
我所有的约会经验都来自 My entire dating experience
观赏500小时的《恋爱岛》 is watching 500 hours of Love Island.
等等 你是我认识最有自信的人 Wait, you're, like, the most confident person I know.
那是演的 It's an act.
怎样 What?
你不会告诉别人吧 Well, you're not gonna tell everyone, are you?
不会 我不是那种人 我不会 No. I'm not like that. I wouldn't do that.
好 谢谢 Okay. Thank you.
你不会抱我吧 Oh! You're not gonna hug me, are you?
不 我只是 No, I was... Just...
别这样 只是 No, don't do that. Okay, it was just...
听好 我们应该回去 All right, look, no, we should get back out there. Right?
不然他会以为我在上大号 Because, otherwise, he'll think I'm pooping.
她在那里 看到了 在牛奶旁边 There she is! I see her. Right by the milk.
我看到你的编剧事业起飞 And I see your screenwriting career taking off.
只要你转向 If you move over to, um...
类型 类型 对 Genre? Genre, yes.
类型 Genre.
高阶类型 Elevated genre?
呃 Um...
不是 抱歉 No. Sorry.
你 You! Um. Oh.
呃 Um...
有什么事吗 How can I help?
大胆猜猜看 Take one wild guess.
你们要告我吗 Are you gonna serve me papers?
我们交换了身体 We switched bodies.
噢 Oh!
我的天啊 Oh, my gosh.
真的成功了 It actually worked.
太了不起了 That's amazing.
以前没成功过 It's never worked before.
方便留评论或给我五颗星吗 Um, would you guys mind leaving me a review or, like, five stars?
就写 "天啊 And just saying, like, "Oh, my gosh!
珍夫人超风趣" Madame Jen was so much fun..."
快告诉我们怎么换回去 Tell us how to switch back right now.
好 Okay. All right.
我会考虑 只要你们报名 Um, I'll consider it if you sign up for
我的灵气与财务管理套餐 my Reiki and financial management package.
快说怎么换回来 疯婆子 Tell us how to switch back, you multi-hyphenate lunatic!
天啊 我是疯婆子工作者 Oh, my gosh. I am a multi-hyphenate.
真了不起 That absolutely slays.
我两天后就要结婚了 I'm supposed to get married in two days.
好 Right, okay. Um...
好 你们得想想手相解读 All right. Well, you have to look at the reading.
那样才行 我们不知道什么解读 That's the only way. We don't know the reading.
你在说什么 Um, what are you talking about?
我当面对你们说了很多次 I said the reading directly to you both,
用恐怖的烟酒嗓 multiple times, in a scary whisper voice.
因为我们不在场 Because we weren't there.
那不是 That wasn't...
对喔 Right! Oh, right.
你们是跟另外两个女的交换 她们是 You weren't you because you had switched with the other women, who are...
好 Okay, that's...
这样就说得通 And it makes sense.
好 我的解读是 Um, okay. Well... ...the reading was,
"改变错误的心意 "Change the hearts you know are wrong
抵达你所属之地" to reach the place where you belong."
不是试过了吗 我们试过了 Didn't we try that? I think we tried that.
我们试过 问题是 We tried it. Okay, the problem is
需要改变的可能不只是你们的心 your hearts might not be the only ones that need changing.
所以 So...
好可爱 Mmm. Cute.
时间到了 Well, our time is up.
等等 不行 Wait, but... No, no, no.
你一定有别的办法吧 There's got to be something else you can do, right?
我很想帮忙 但我该上班了 I wish I could help you, but my shift is starting.
我能帮你们弄一杯告尔多 So, what I can do for you is get you a cortado,
一杯美式 an Americano, a...
任何的浓缩咖啡或非浓缩咖啡饮品 ...and any kind of espresso or non-espresso drink.
是你爸 惨了 It's your dad! Shoot!
这是全新的货 需要分类 This is all new inventory that we need to get sorted.
失陪一下 Uh, excuse me.
黛丝 Tess? Oh!
你在那边干什么 What are you doing down there?
做伸展 Stretching.
好 我 Ah. Yeah. I...
安娜没 Anna didn't...
她没说你今天会来 She didn't tell me that you were gonna be here today.
什么面谈 Oh! What interview?
我知道 现在吗 I mean, yes, I know the interview. Now?
我前几天还想到你 I was just thinking about you the other day.
真的吗 Really?
我一直想问你一件事 I've been meaning to ask you something.
好啊 Sure.
我不知道该如何开口 And, um, I don't quite know how to broach the subject.
你先生 他还在吗 But is, um, your husband... Is he still with us?
在啊 不敢相信 他好老 Yeah. I can't believe it. I mean, he's so old.
他多大年纪 How... How old is he?
我们从来不谈这件事 We never talk about it.
大概50到100岁之间 Somewhere between 50 and 100.
真的 Really.
对 我认真跟你说 Yeah. Yeah. But... Okay, let me focus for a second.
我很担心安娜 I'm worried about Anna, all right?
她在我面前怪怪的 She's been being weird with me,
一直问我有没有想她 and she keeps asking if I ever think about her.
说不定她在重新考虑 You know, maybe she is reconsidering.
重新考虑 嗯 Reconsidering? Uh-huh.
三周前她才说她深爱艾瑞克 Three weeks ago, she told me how in love she is with Eric.
你知道她为你写了一首歌吗 Do you know that she wrote a song about you?
不知道 安娜 No. Anna!
女儿 Daughter.
跟杰克说你写的那首歌 Why don't you tell Jake about the song you wrote?
我写了一首关于我们的歌 I wrote a song about us.
我给你们一点隐私 You know what, I'll give you your privacy.
我去找老人音乐 I'm just gonna go look for music for old people.
很老那种 像酷玩乐团 You know, really old, like Coldplay.
很高兴你又在写歌了 It's nice to hear you're writing again.
能等我一下吗 Yeah, can you just give me a second, bro?
一下就好 Just one second.
酷玩 Coldplay...
我们现在就得去移民署面谈 We need to get to the immigration interview. Now.
好 走吧 对 Okay, let's go. Yeah.
我的腿没力 膝盖像核桃一样劈啪响 Oh! My legs are so weak, my knees are cracking like walnuts.
现在是怎样 What is happening right now?
我的脑袋叫身体站起来 My brain is telling my body to stand up,
却像狗吠火车 but it's like shouting into the abyss.
我只是想再站起来 See? I just tried to get up again.
好 Okay.
帮我 拉我起来 好 Help me. Help me up. Okay.
我们得想办法去面谈 We have to find a way to get to the immigration interview.
好 对 Okay. Yes.
等等 我想到了 走 Wait, I have an idea. Come on.
所以黛丝和我有种特殊感情 So, that's why Tess and I have a special bond.
杰克 嗨 我们能借你的车吗 Oh, Jake. Hi. Could we borrow your car?
放心 我们的年纪可以开车了 Oh, and don't worry, we're totally of age to drive.
那有什么问题 柯医生 Anything for you, Dr. C.
准备好了吗 You ready?
抓好咯 Hold on.
哇 Whoo!
那个女人真是我的菜 Oh, that's a woman after my heart.
我超爱开车 我不要 I love driving! I don't wanna--
不管谁教你开车 都有点差劲 I don't know who taught you how to drive but they weren't good.
开错边了 Wrong side! Wrong side! Wrong side!
好啦 你会害死我们 Okay. You're gonna get us killed!
天啊 Oh, geez.
我不敢看 Oh! I can't look. I can't look.
我开车技术可好了 No, no. I'm a very good driver.
帅爆了 That was smashing.
哇 Whoo!
噢 Oh!
你好 Hi.
你好 车子真帅 Hi. Nice car.
是我的 It's totally mine.
你觉得他很可爱 我没有 You think he's cute. I do not.
就是有 乱讲 我没有 You totally do. Stop. I do not.
你有 就是有 没有 闭嘴 Yes, you do. You do. I do not. Shut up.
她觉得你很可爱 She thinks you're cute!
我没有 I do not!
她有 我有 Yes, she does. I do.
她说真的 我有 She so does. I do.
谢谢 Thanks.
柯医生 Dr. Coleman?
我的老天 快走 Oh, my gosh. Go.
她是我的心理咨询师 That's my therapist!
紧张吗 You nervous?
怎么会 我们是天作之合 Oh, why would I be? We're perfect for each other.
等等就知道 You'll see.
好神秘 Oh, that's cryptic.
柯曼与雷斯 Coleman/Reyes?
走吧 对 是我们 Ah, yes. That's us. Go.
我的爱人 My love.
好多荷叶边 对 So many ruffles. Yeah.
好了 There we go. Ah.
你好吗 How are you?
我刚被我未婚夫甩了 Oh, um, I was just dumped by my fiancé, so...
你知道的 不会吧 You know. Oh, no.
好遗憾 I... I'm so sorry.
你真会安慰人 谢谢 Oh, what a decent thing to say. Thank you.
不客气 Yes, of course.
你单身吗 Are you single?
开玩笑啦 Kidding!
麻烦出示相关文件 Um, can I see your paperwork?
对 好 Ah, yes. Yeah.
你们一定会通过 I'm sure you're approved.
等等 Wait. Whoa.
你不必确认我们了解彼此吗 Don't you need to see if we really know each other?
通常要 I mean, usually, yeah,
但他似乎善良又诚实 but he seems like such a kind and honest man
明显有在健身 who clearly works out.
很常健身 Oh. A lot.
你搞不好是体操选手 I mean you could be a gymnast.
我入选过英国撑竿跳国手 真假 I did once qualify to represent the UK in pole vaulting. You're kidding. Really?
我还是希望能证明我们适合结婚 I'd still like for us to prove that we, you know, are marriage material.
我在车上最爱吃的零食是什么 So, what's my favorite road trip snack?
小七热狗沾蓝色思乐冰 Uh, 7-Eleven hot dog dipped in blue Slurpee.
梦幻假期呢 Dream vacay?
带女儿去加拉巴哥群岛 Taking the girls to the Galapagos.
哈珀会喜欢那里的多样生物 Harper would love the biodiversity
莉莉接触大自然有好处 and I think Lily could really benefit from the dirt.
不过她很想在野外看到 Though she really just wants to see a, uh...
科摩多龙 Komodo dragon in the wild.
那是她最喜欢的动物 It's her favorite animal.
这些太简单了 These are too, too easy.
问难一点的 You gotta hit me with the hard stuff.
我用来激励自己但不敢承认的歌 What is my guilty pleasure pump-up song?
噢 Oh.
亲爱的 我答应不泄露最高机密的 Uh, darling, I promised to never divulge that highly-classified information.
看吧 他根本不了解我 See? He doesn't know me.
对吧 At all. See? Okay.
我们不能结婚 We can't get married.
是恰巴王八的歌 It's... It's Chumbawamba.
她告诉你的 She told you?
《诡异爬行》还是《勇往直前》 Wait. "Creepy Crawling" or "Tubthumping"?
我倒下 又站起 ♪ I get knocked down But I get up again ♪
你永远无法将我击垮 ♪ You're never gonna Keep me down ♪
我倒下 又站起 ♪ I get knocked down But I get up again ♪
你永远无法将我击垮 ♪ You're never gonna Keep me down ♪
就是这首 对 That's the one, yeah.
在夜色中买醉沉沦 ♪ Pissin' the night away ♪
哇 Oh, wow.
丹尼少年 ♪ Oh, Danny Boy, Danny Boy ♪
丹尼少年 ♪ Danny Boy ♪
丹尼是我未婚夫的名字 够了 Danny was my fiancé's name. Okay, enough.
我最深的恐惧是什么 What's my deepest, darkest fear?
噢 Oh.
你对哈珀的关爱和保护欲 That your love for Harper and need to protect her
会把她推得更远 will push her away rather than bring her close.
她会逃走 变成冲浪狂 And then she'll run away and be a surf bum
在肚脐周围刺一个丑丑的太阳 and then she'll get a dodgy tattoo of the sun around her belly button.
但你是超赞的妈妈 哈珀也很棒 But you're a phenomenal mum and Harper is amazing,
那绝对不会发生 so that will never happen.
说得真好 Well, that was really sweet.
我都不知道 I didn't know that.
我审过几百桩 大概撑不到一年的婚姻 You know, I approve hundreds of marriages that... ...probably won't even last a year.
但你们两个 But you two...
（通过）
谢谢 下一组 Thank you. Next.
很好 我们通过了 Well done. We got approved.
呃 Ugh.
我的海鲜供应商说我们取消了 Ugh, my seafood vendor says we canceled.
我来处理一下 好 I should deal with this. Bet.
我妈快到了 好 Yeah, my mom's almost here. Okay.
拜 Uh, bye.
怎么会搞错 What an odd mix-up.
上来 美女 如何 Hop in, muppet. How'd it go?
你爸非常了解我妈 Your dad knows a lot about my mom.
他真心爱她 你做的足以拆散他们吗 I think he really loves her. But did you do enough to break them up?
不知道 I don't know.
我需要理清思绪 I need to clear my mind.
能找个地方吗 好 上来 Can we go somewhere? Yes, yeah. Get in.
别开那么快 好 系安全带 Don't drive so fast. Okay. Buckle up!
"改变错误的心意 "Change the hearts you know are wrong
抵达你所属之地" to reach the place where you belong."
你想她是什么意思 What do you think she meant by that?
她瞎掰的 I think she made it all up,
不过往好的方面想 but look on the bright side, honey,
这种滑板车真好玩 these scooters are so much fun!
我们怎么都没骑过 Why have we never done this before?
因为你换过一边髋关节就够了 Because you already have one fake hip and you do not need another.
不好笑 我现在的髋关节都是真的 Very funny. I'll have you know, in this body, I have two real hips.
哇 Whoa!
对不起 Sorry. Sorry.
没骨折 Nothing broke!
我们天下无敌了 We're invincible!
骨质酥松拜拜 Bone density!
我一点也不累 I'm not exhausted!
孩子 给我上车 Girls, get in the car.
现在的孩子闯祸怎么躲 How do kids get away with anything anymore?
我今天稍微没那么讨厌你 You know, I hated you a little less today.
我长得像你外婆 讨厌我不容易 I think it's hard to hate me when I look like your gran.
而且 And...
我今天也没那么讨厌你 I hated you a little less today too.
我不懂怎么有人不喜欢加州 I just don't understand how anyone can dislike California.
根本是错误的看法 It's, like, a wrong opinion.
哈珀 人不会有错误的看法 Harper, you can't have a wrong opinion.
你看看这里 I mean, look around.
对啦 哈珀 很美 Yes. Okay, Harper, it's lovely.
这里很美 It's lovely.
我 I just...
我想念英国 ...I miss England.
我们能聊她的事 如果你想的话 We can talk about her if you want.
不 谢了 No, thanks.
我如果聊她的事 I think if I talk about her,
就会泄漏心中仅存的她 I'm giving away what little of her I have left.
好吧 Okay.
你为什么非要我喜欢洛杉矶不可 And why are you so obsessed that I like Los Angeles?
我没有 你有 Well, I'm not. Yes, you are.
没有 有 No. Yes.
就算我有点喜欢这里 And look, even if I liked it a little bit here, I mean...
你还是不想接近我 You... You still don't want me around.
显然不想 显然不想 Obviously not. Obviously not.
我们阻止这场婚礼是好事 I guess it's a good thing we're stopping this wedding.
对 Yeah.
她们在哪 Where are they?
也该到家了 They're supposed to be home by now.
很好喝 不会太甜 This is very good. A little dry.
果香浓郁 我说的是葡萄 Very fruit-forward. And by fruit, I mean grapes.
你的漠不关心完全没用 Your lack of concern, it's not working.
冷静点 女儿 Just stay calm, honey.
冷静 Stay calm?
我有预演午宴 But I've got the rehearsal lunch,
最后试装 the final dress fitting,
婚礼36小时后举行 and my wedding is in 36 hours,
却困在九年级女生的身体里 and I'm trapped in the body of a ninth-grader.
我有 I did.
我说她核准了 才没有 I told you she approved it. You most certainly did not.
有差别吗 What difference does it make, anyway?
都发生了 你们跑去哪了 It's done now. Where on earth have you been?
呃 Oh. Well.
两个成年女人没有行动自由吗 Can't two adult women come home when they please?
跟艾拉到处兜风是在干嘛 What do you think you're doing driving around like that with Ella all day?
艾拉需要找你谈 Ella needs to talk to you, by the way.
你得更关心她 You need to give her more attention.
我怎么穿成这样子 Why am I dressed like that?
就像我需要你的关心 I need more attention from you sometimes.
她有很多事要跟你谈 She has a lot of stuff to talk to you about.
她哭了 She was crying.
好 先不管那个 Okay, I don't care about that right now.
你有去移民署面谈吗 Did you make it to the immigration interview?
我去了 别激动 Yes, I did. Just, like, chill, okay?
做那套诡异的呼吸法 Or do your weird breathing stuff that you do.
别激动 Chill?
我才是大人 I am the adult here.
我说了算 I'm in charge.
看起来不像 Doesn't look like it.
这可是你自找的 You just earned yourselves a consequence.
不要 不要 Ooh. No. Oh, no.
手机给我 Give me your phones.
好啊 不要 Sure. No.
骗你的 Psych.
对了 你是行动失败的罪魁祸首 By the way, you're the reason this is all falling apart.
闭嘴 我不是 Shut up. No, I'm not.
就是 Yes, it totally is. And don't...
孩子 这是认真的 Girls, this is serious.
我们得开始和睦相处 否则变不回去 We all need to start getting along unless we want to be stuck like this forever.
其实你们比较占便宜 You know, you lot are getting the better end of this deal.
我们五年后就要挂了 It's us who are gonna be dead in, like, five years.
她才37岁 She's 37.
我36岁半 I'm 36 and a half!
你们玩到疯的时候 我们找到珍夫人 While you two were out having fun, we found Madame Jen.
她逼我们买名片和灵气治疗套组 And she made us buy business cards for everyone and a Reiki ten-pack!
什么是灵气治疗 是什么 What even is Reiki? Huh? What is it?
别再说灵气了 Stop talking about Reiki.
珍夫人说要改变心意 Well, Madame Jen said to change your hearts,
你们给我改变心意 so change your freaking dang hearts.
那样才能摆脱这场恶梦 It's the only way for us to get out of this mess.
我要改喝红的 来一杯吗 I'm switching to red. Do you want one?
你害妈咪压力山大 You're making Mommy very stressed!
去做灵气治疗啊 ...use Reiki now!
你以为我会离开 ♪ You think that I'll leave ♪
别担心 ♪ Don't worry ♪
我会一直 ♪ I just keep on ♪
陪在你身边 ♪ Coming back ♪
我是你的美好 也是你的不堪 ♪ I'm your good And I'm your bad ♪
只因为你是我的唯一 ♪ 'Cause you're my baby ♪
只因为你是我的唯一 ♪ Ooh, oh 'Cause you're my baby ♪
亲爱的 ♪ Baby Baby ♪
碧海娇娃 瞧你 Okay, Blue Crush. Look at you.
乘风破浪 Shredding the waves, dude.
千万别说那几个字 Never use those words again.
等等 你来干嘛 Wait, what are you doing here?
我们的课啊 Our lessons.
什么课 What lessons?
冲浪课 Surf lessons.
看来你准备让哈珀惊艳 超越她 But it looks like you're ready to surprise Harper and take her out.
对 哈珀一定会很惊讶 Oh, yeah. That's really gonna surprise Harper.
当然 Obviously.
我刚吃了一碗洋葱 Oh, no, I just ate a bowl of onions.
在水里 In the water?
洋葱能提神 Yeah, they keep me alert.
好吧 Okay.
听着 我知道我们处境很困难 Look, I know it feels like we're in an impossible situation.
所以最近感觉怪怪的 Maybe that's why things have felt a bit off with us.
应该吧 Yeah, probably.
是啊 可是安娜 Yeah, but Anna...
我想我们应该留在洛杉矶 I think we should stay in LA.
莉莉怎么办 What about Lily?
回伦敦上学也不能让她妈妈起死回生 Going back to London, to Pembridge Hall, it's not going to bring back her mum.
那里也没人值得我们留恋 And there's no one keeping us there anymore.
老实说 我们一直很迷惘 If I'm honest, we've felt so lost.
她需要跟家人在一起 So what she needs is to be with family.
黛丝那样的外婆 哈珀那样的姐妹 还有你 A gran like Tess, a sister like Harper, and you.
怎么了 What is it?
就是 It's just...
我不敢相信你这么爱我和我家人 I can't believe how much you love me and my family.
这是真爱 太疯狂了 It's a real, true love. It's just... It's crazy.
了解 那都是因为你 Okay. Well, you made it look so easy.
我下去冲一下 I'm gonna give it a go.
我不知道 I don't know if that's--
也许我也进步神速 Maybe I've improved as much as you!
噢 Oh!
我没事 I'm okay!
噢 Oh.
算了 No. I'm gonna wait.
我等教练来再说 I'm gonna wait for the instructor.
你太厉害了 I mean, you were amazing.
在浪里穿梭闪避 就像职业冲浪手 You were, like, weaving and dodging, and you're like a pro surfer.
很高兴我们谈过 我也是 I'm glad we talked. Yeah, me too.
幸好我们做出决定了 It's good we came to a decision.
对 真的很棒 Yeah, dude. Really good.
预演午宴见 See you at the rehearsal lunch!
当然 但我妈说我得 Totally, but my mom said I have to...
非常合身 安娜 过来看 It fits perfectly. Anna, come look.
哇 Oh, wow.
甜心 调整一下姿势 Sweetheart... ...fix your posture.
感觉好怪 This is weird.
对我来说更怪 相信我 Weirder for me, trust me.
是吗 是你穿着妈妈的婚纱吗 Really? Are you the one wearing your mom's wedding dress?
没想到我会有这种经验 Well, I never thought I'd get to have this experience.
尤其是这样 Especially like this.
妈 你知道我多想穿礼服 Well, Mom, you know how much I love to wear a dress.
抱歉情况这么混乱 哈珀 Ugh. Sorry this is such a mess, Harper.
妈 我有事要告诉你 Mom, there's something I need to tell you.
早上你在跟我爸谈什么 What were you talking to my dad about this morning?
只是在聊午宴的事 Oh, we were just talking about the lunch.
午宴怎么了 What about the lunch?
就午宴的事 Just lunch stuff.
对 午宴 Oh, right. The lunch.
好 Okay. Um.
我去打个电话 I'm just gonna make a quick call.
好 Okay.
嗨 我是黛丝 Oh, hi! It's Tess.
听好 这很临时 但安娜在想 Um, listen, last minute but Anna was wondering
你要不要参加她的预演午宴 if you might like to attend her rehearsal luncheon.
不 你不会打扰我们 No, no. You would not be an imposition. You know what?
其实 你出现会让场面更热闹 I think your appearance there would make it a much more lively affair.
我只想说我非常期待 So, I just wanted to say that I'm very excited.
在我的新餐厅举行让一切更显特别 And being at my new restaurant makes it all the more special
我们终于像家人般团聚了 for all of us to finally come together as a family.
因此 欢迎光临莉莉餐厅 So with that said, welcome to Lily's.
恭喜 Congratulations.
谢谢你们来 我跟艾瑞克很感谢 Thank you for coming. Really, Eric and I so appreciate it.
噢 Oh.
好 谢谢 Right. Thanks.
小姐 喝香槟吗 Champagne, ladies?
好的 Yes, please. Yes, please.
因为我们是大人 'Cause we're adults. Mm-hmm.
艾瑞克的父母来了 拜托乖一点 Girls, Eric's parents are here so best behavior, please.
站直 注意姿势 Stand up straight. Good posture.
安娜 我的准媳妇 我好开心 Anna, my soon-to-be daughter. My heart is so full.
就是我 That's me.
搭机愉快吗 How was your flight?
从马尼拉飞了13个半小时 Oh, it was 13 hours and 30 minutes from Manila. Ugh.
时差好严重 Major jet lag.
有人特别惨 Some worse than others.
但我真的好喜欢这里 But I really love it here.
也许哈珀能教我冲浪 Maybe Harper can teach me the surf.
没问题 马那波 萝拉 Sure, dude. Mano po, Lola.
你真风趣 只有莉莉叫我萝拉 You're so silly. Only Lily calls me Lola.
但我支持你学他加禄语 But I want to support your Tagalog learning.
加油 Keep it up.
走吧 安娜 Come on, Anna.
喝一杯 不 Let's have a drink. No, no, no, no. We just...
我们得等惊喜贵宾 We have to wait for the surprise guest.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
等等就知道了 Oh, just wait.
你好 欢迎 不了 谢谢 Hello, sir. Welcome. Ah, no, thank you.
我是来找人的 杰克 I'm here to see someone. Jake?
一个人还是 Just alone or...
他来干嘛 What's he doing here?
我邀请他 没想到他会来 I invited him but I didn't think he'd come.
他真的很喜欢你外婆 But, you know, he really likes your gran.
我妈会抓狂的 对 我爸也会 My mom's gonna freak out, you know that? I know. So will my dad.
那才是重点 你喔 That was the whole point. You...
柯医生 谢谢你邀请我 Dr. C. Thank you for inviting me.
我储存了你的号码 希望没关系 I... I saved your number. I hope that's okay.
当然没关系 Of course.
你好 嗨 Hi, there. Hey.
我必须请你离开 Hmm. I think I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
现在 Uh, now?
可是你妈很希望我来 But, uh, you know, your mom, she really wanted me here.
我相信是的 Right. I'm sure. Well...
好 Okay.
我了解 感激不尽 I got you. Thank you so much.
你最赞了 不 等等 No, no, no. Wait. You're the best, bro.
等等 谢天谢地 Wait! Thank goodness.
我马上回来 I will be right back.
杰克 别走 黛丝 No. Jake, don't go. Ah, Tess. Tess.
是 等一下能聊聊吗 Yes? Uh, can we have a chat later?
跟莉莉有关 It's regarding Lily. Oh!
如果跟莉莉有关 现在就聊 If it's regarding Lily, we should chat now.
我姐姐安娜 My big sister, Anna.
反复被你强拉内裤套头以后 After every atomic wedgie you gave me,
我知道你有一颗强大的心 I always knew that you also had an atomic heart.
干杯 Cheers. Cheers!
安娜和我决定留在洛杉矶 Anna and I decided we should all stay in LA.
什么 What?
对 什么 Yes. What?
所有人 Everyone?
对 Yes.
你是心理咨询师 As a therapist,
我原本想请教你该怎么告诉莉莉 I was hoping to get your thoughts on the best way to approach it with Lily.
我知道你依时数收费 But, I know how you feel about billable hours
我们晚点再聊 so we can chat later. Yeah?
好 Okay. Okay.
你这个奸诈的小人 我知道你干的好事 You bloody backstabber. I know what you did.
好了 再来谁想致词 Shh! All right, who wants to speak next?
岳父大人好像准备好了 Father of the groom looks ready.
我有几句话要对新娘说 No, no. I have a few choice words for the bride.
我想举杯 I would like to make a toast.
那是水晶杯 That's crystal.
我们有敬酒用的三角铁 Uh, we have a toasting triangle.
闪开 好 Oh, piss off. Okay.
我想敬你未来的老公 I would like to make a toast to your future husband
让他知道他娶的是哪种女人 so that he knows what kind of woman he is getting married to.
他知道 He does, he does, he does.
他知道他娶的是谁 He knows who he's marrying
他能自己做决定 and he can make his own decisions
也知道不要被别人操控 and he knows not to be manipulated by other people.
黛丝 Tess.
这是我们之间的事 Hey, gramps, this is between us.
听你老公的话 Listen to your husband.
你听我说 You listen to me.
是艾拉 她想干嘛 Ugh, Ella. What does she want?
来自瓦哈卡山脚下的香菜苗 Micro cilantro from the foothills of Oaxaca.
又不是我的错 It was not my fault.
香菜苗味道这么浓 That micro cilantro is bursting with flavor.
是你的错 But it is your fault
香菜没有忠于 that the cilantro has no loyalty to...
她们在干嘛 快阻止她们 What are they doing? We have to stop them.
你还好吗 哈珀 Are you doing all right, Harp?
艾拉 我不想烦这个 Ella, this is the last thing I need.
杰克回来了 Oh, Jake's back already.
杰克 谁 Jake? Who?
杰克 你怎么来了 Jake, what... What are you doing here?
都是她害的 我发誓 Uh... It was all her, I swear.
你好 你是 Hello. Um, and you are?
他是安娜的前男友 That's Anna's ex-boyfriend.
什么 为什么 她邀前男友来 What? Why? She invited her ex-boyfriend?
什么 What?
因为她对他还有感觉 Because she still has feelings for him.
这不是 我没说过 Okay. That's not- That... No.
什么 不 What? I... No. Uh...
吃完前菜 After the appetizer,
安娜说她不舒服 Anna said she wasn't feeling well so I went--
对 我不舒服 Right. I wasn't feeling well.
不是因为这里的菜 Okay, but not from the food here.
菜没问题 The food is fine.
太腥了 是鱼 Too fishy. No. It's fish.
不是菜的问题 It is not the food.
她只是大姨妈来了 She's just on her period. That's all.
她大姨妈来了 She's on her period.
我大姨妈也来了 I'm on mine right now.
给我 我不知道你的周期 I got it. I didn't know where you are in your cycle... I know, dude.
没关系 谢了 It's fine. Thanks.
麻烦谁跟我解释现在发生什么事 我不知道 Can someone please explain to me what's going on here. I don't know.
我们老实说吧 别让她说 Let's just tell the truth. Don't let her.
她什么都不该解释 她只会说谎 She shouldn't explain anything because she will just lie.
她会说谎 我 Hey, me? She lies.
对 我相信你耶 Yeah. I trusted you.
但你不知道他对我说了什么 I know, but you don't know what he said to me.
你不在场 没听到 You weren't there. You didn't hear it.
我认为这个婚不该结 I don't think this marriage should happen.
你知道吗 不是你高兴就好 Well, you know what? It's not just about what you want.
而是她要什么 It's about what she wants and she wants--
没人关心我要什么 It isn't ever about what I want.
什么都以你为主 够了 It's always about you. That's enough.
这是大家要的吗 Does everyone want this?
够了 Okay, that's enough.
有的人要 Well, yes. Some of them do.
喂 够了 Hey, that's enough!
小女生吵架就算了 但她是你妈 The girls fighting is one thing but this is your mum.
不知为何 你前男友也在 And for some reason, your ex-boyfriend is here.
对 Yeah.
安娜 我爱你 但你显然有疑虑 Anna, I love you but you're clearly having second thoughts.
这对我们家人行不通 This isn't working for our families,
我们都说要把家人摆第一 and we always said we'd put our families first.
所以 So...
我们不能这么做 We can't do this.
我不能这么做 I can't do this.
莉莉 帮爷爷奶奶 我们泊车处见 Lily, help your grandparents. I'll meet you at the valet.
婚礼取消了 The wedding's off.
他说得对 结束了 He's right. It's over.
等等 不 Wait, no.
等等 拜托 Wait, please, please, please.
不 No.
真抱歉 我保证我不是故意的 I'm so sorry. I promise, I didn't mean for this to happen.
我想你是 I think you did.
那 Well.
我们成功了 是啊 I guess we did it. Yeah.
呃 Uh...
我知道时机不对 车子能还我吗 I know this isn't the best time but can I have my car back?
晚点再说好了 Maybe later.
妈 Mom!
她好像很难过 She seems upset.
她只是需要一点空间 No, she just needs some space.
你呢 你还好吗 What about you? Are you doing okay?
对 我一向都还好 Oh, yeah. I'm always okay.
不好也没关系 It would be fair if you weren't.
刚才一团乱 That all got pretty crazy.
我担心没有她们逼疯黛丝 她会怎么样 I worry what will happen when Tess doesn't have those two to drive her crazy.
你担心她 You're worried about her?
我担心你们搬去伦敦 黛丝会很寂寞 I'm worried Tess would be really lonely if all of you moved to London.
你是好人 莱恩 You're a good guy, Ryan.
谢谢 Thank you.
过去吧 Go on.
这不是我能解决的 Maybe this isn't for me to fix.
我能坐你旁边吗 Mind if I join you?
好 好 Okay. Okay.
你还好吗 Are you okay?
我妈过世后 我没见过 I haven't seen my dad that upset...
我爸那么难过 since my mum died.
都是我的错 And it was all my fault.
莱恩向我求婚时 You know, when Ryan asked me to marry him,
我一直想 安娜和哈利的爸爸会怎么说 I thought a lot about what Anna and Harry's dad would have said.
他会有什么感受 How he would have felt about it.
我想他会为我们高兴 I think he'd be so happy for us.
我们找到了那么爱我们的人 That we found someone who loved us all so much.
我妈应该也会这么想 I think my mum would feel the same way.
对 Yeah.
我好想她 我知道 没关系 I really miss her. I know. It's okay.
她会对我失望透顶 She would be so disappointed in me.
不会 她会 No, no, no. Yes, she would.
因为我很自私 真的 Because I was very selfish. I was.
没有 No.
真的 我知道 I was, and I know it.
不 她会知道你的心意 No, she'd know your heart.
我应该 I just... I should...
去找我爸 好 Find my dad... Yeah.
向他道歉 ...and- and apologize.
艾拉 Ella, Ella, Ella.
干嘛走这么快 Why are you walking so fast?
我赶不上你 I can't walk as fast as you.
艾拉不断传"很急" Ella keeps texting me the word "urgent,"
她的表演开始了 and her show starts, like, now.
艾瑞克呢 But what about Eric?
我们应该回去 I think we should go back, Mom.
我以为有皆大欢喜的办法 I thought there was a way to make everyone happy
并没有 but there's not, all right?
我们应该回去找艾瑞克 But I think that we should go back for Eric.
我该 快 我的客户需要我 I really should- Come on. My client needs me.
艾拉 Ella, Ella, Ella.
你是我心事的靠山 ♪ You're my confidant ♪
是逆风翻盘的底牌 ♪ You're my underdog ♪
是我笃定的不二之选 ♪ You're the one I want ♪
直到故事写就终章 ♪ 'Til it's said and done ♪
将这称为脆弱吧 所有相依的馈赠 ♪ Call it delicate All the benefits ♪
像无形丝线 纵使我们相隔两地 ♪ Invisible string When we separate ♪
别走 停车 Don't go! Stop the car!
黛丝 别走 熄火 Tess? Don't go! Stop the engine!
我没走 根本还没发动 I'm not. The engine's not even on.
每当我在迷失中找寻 你依然稳住全局 ♪ You hold it down When I'm lost and found ♪
凝视我双眼 如此深邃无言 ♪ Look in my eyes Be so profound ♪
无需任何语言 无论输赢得失 ♪ Don't need to say a thing We lose or win ♪
你我并肩 便已拥有全世界 ♪ Together, you and me We got everything ♪
总会等到那一天 ♪ One fine day ♪
是的 我们终将抵达彼岸 ♪ Yeah We're going there anyway ♪
艾拉 他爱你 我爱你 Ella, he loves you! I love you!
总会等到那一天 ♪ One fine day ♪
雪莉 都还好吗 Cely, is everything okay?
对 没问题 Yeah, everything's fine.
那就好 Okay.
不晓得什么事这么急 I wonder what the big emergency was.
更明媚的 幸福时光 ♪ Happier, happy days ♪
就在我归属的地方 ♪ Right where I do belong ♪
惊喜 Surprise!
你们怎么来了 What are you doing here?
艾拉说你怀念演出 Ella said you said you missed performing.
我 I--
你说她想唱什么歌都行 And that you told her she could do any song she wanted to.
是吗 You did?
更衣室在角落 换上去 Dressing room is right around the corner. Put this on.
为什么 Why?
因为我们不是少女了 Well, because we're not 15 anymore.
海豚队 Dolphins.
进去 什么 Get in there. Okay. What?
她好了告诉我 好扯 Let me know when she's ready. Crazy.
你竟然逼我上台 I can't believe you're making me do this.
别取笑我的衣服 Don't make fun of my dress.
黑夜或白昼 时空皆可跨越 ♪ Night or daylight Space or timeline ♪
追逐着尾灯的光芒 你我并肩驰骋 ♪ Chasing taillights You and I ride ♪
摇下车窗 直到曙光燃尽暮色 ♪ Open windows 'Til the light it burns ♪
对不起 I'm sorry.
都是我的错 This is all my fault.
我和莉莉想拆散你跟艾瑞克 Lily and I tried to sabotage you and Eric.
我想让他不再爱你 And I tried to make him fall out of love with you,
却失败了 因为他深爱着你 but I couldn't because he loves you so much.
妈 你不该为了我放弃 And Mom, you shouldn't have to give that up for me.
就像你放弃当摇滚明星 Just like you gave up being a rock star.
我知道你一直偷偷在写歌 And I know you've been secretly writing songs in private.
什么 What?
就是关于杰克的那首 You know, the one about Jake.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
"我是你的好与坏 "I'm your good and I'm your bad
因为你是我的宝贝 'cause you're my baby.
爱就是不能停歇" And love was made to last."
嗯哼 Huh?
哈珀 那首歌写的不是杰克 Harper, that song is not about Jake.
它写的是你 That song is about you.
我 About me?
当然啊 Of course it is...
哈珀 Harp.
抱歉我说如果你搬走 我要跟外婆住 Mom, I'm sorry that I said I wanted to stay with Grams if you left.
我才抱歉 I'm sorry.
我让你以为你必须在 I'm so sorry that I made you think that you had to choose
跟我一起生活或留在老家之间抉择 between being together or being at home.
我每次都会选择你 I choose you every time.
好 Okay.
该走了 终于像个成年人 We gotta go. Look, we look like a grown-up.
走了 我要去哪 Let's go, let's go. Where am I going now?
抱歉 我得去接莉莉 If you'll excuse me, I have to go get Lily.
不 拜托 No, no, no, no. Please.
我知道我说过我不要婚礼继续进行 I know I said I didn't want this wedding to go on,
那不是真心话 but-but that's not true.
不是 It's just not.
我 I...
我很害怕 I was scared.
我发觉 And... and I think I realized
我不想与人分享我爱的人 that I didn't wanna share someone I love.
感谢你 黛丝 I appreciate that, Tess. I do--
等等 拜托 But... But wait. But please.
你还爱安娜 You still love Anna.
你还想结婚 You still wanna get married.
我 对吗 I- Do you?
我 你爱她吗 I- Do you love her?
我爱安娜 I love Anna.
你想娶她吗 我想娶安娜 Do you wanna marry her? I wanna marry Anna.
那是怎样 重点不是我 But then what? But it's not about me!
莉莉是我生命中最重要的人 Lily is the most important person in my life.
我每天都担心自己不是好爸爸 And I worry every day I'm messing up as a parent.
我只有一个人 Okay? I am on my own.
我失去她妈妈 很怕又失去她 I lost her mum, and I am so scared of losing her.
我得把她摆在第一位 So I have to put her first.
要是你始终是对的呢 What if you were right all along?
要是跟柯家人留在这里 What if being here with the Colemans
就是她需要的呢 is exactly what she needs?
我也这么想过 I thought so too.
但经过这些风波 But after all this,
我不确定 I'm not sure.
我确定 I am.
我好爱你 I love you so much!
我有一个神秘嘉宾 I have a little surprise guest for you.
欢迎我最爱的乐团之一 粉红知己 Give it up for one of my favorite bands, Pink Slip!
不 你们干嘛这样对我 No. Why are you guys doing this to me?
你还好吗 不 You all right? No, no, no.
不行 妈 我不会弹吉他 No, Mom. I don't know how to play guitar.
没关系 我会 我不会啊 It's all right, okay? I do. I can't. No.
这太扯了 不要 This is a bad idea. No, no.
哈珀 出去 不要 Harper! Harper, go! No. No. No.
粉红知己 Pink Slip! Pink Slip!
粉红知己 Pink Slip! Pink Slip! Pink Slip!
我的朋友今晚要演唱她的全新歌曲 My friend is gonna be singing her brand-new song tonight!
安娜 妈 讨厌 Anna. Mom, you suck.
安娜 Anna. Huh?
你在做什么 What are you doing? Oh.
噢 Oh.
你就这样 怎样 Go like this. Like what?
不行 Mm-mmm.
你可以的 好 You got this. Okay.
对 不行 Yes. No.
不行啦 Mm-mmm. No.
你可以的 Yes, you can.
等等 我们能 Do you know what? Wait. Can we--
我们能暂停一下吗 Can we just... Can we stop for a second?
抱歉 Sorry. I just...
我想请这首歌的主角上来 I wanna bring out the person that I wrote this song for.
她对我十分重要 我好爱她 She means everything to me, and I love her so much.
我知道家人未必容易相处 I know that family isn't always easy,
但家人最重要 but family is everything.
她吉他也弹得比我好 She also plays guitar way better than me.
请欢迎我的女儿哈珀 So please welcome my daughter, Harper.
准备好了吗 一起来 Ready to do this? Together?
好 Yeah.
愿在梦中与你相遇 ♪ See you in my dreams ♪
每当你要离去 我的心便破碎支离 ♪ Whenever you go I tear at the seams ♪
若你以为我会离开 请别担心 ♪ If you think that I'll leave Don't worry ♪
我会一直 陪在你身边 ♪ I'll just keep on Coming back ♪
我是你的美好 也是你的不堪 ♪ I'm your good And I'm your bad ♪
只因为你是我的唯一 ♪'Cause you're my baby ♪
我们来干嘛 What are we doing here?
没用的 我跟安娜 This is silly. Anna and I are--
深深相爱 我知道 Are madly in love. I know.
我们真的努力过 We tried. We really did. It's just not--
不 拜托 再给我们一次机会 No, no, no, no. Please. Just give us one more chance.
拜托 相信我们 Please. Just trust us.
我 I just--
那 那是 Is... Wait, is that...
那是安娜吗 Is that Anna?
只有我能抚平你的伤痛 只因你是我的唯一 ♪ Only I can ease the pain 'Cause you're my baby ♪
只因你是我的唯一 ♪ Oh, 'cause you're my baby ♪
借过 宝贝 Excuse me. ♪ Baby, baby, baby ♪
你是否困在思绪里 ♪ Are you in your head? ♪
艾拉昨天给我的 Ella gave me these yesterday.
跟我来 Come with me. Come with me. Come on.
慵懒地躺在床上 ♪ ...and lay on the bed ♪
我已竭尽所能 请相信我 ♪ I'm trying my best Believe me ♪
这并非第一次 ♪ This isn't the first... ♪
我们能来后台 对 We get to be here. Yep.
也绝不会是最后一次 ♪ And it won't Be the last time ♪
我难以言表 ♪ I can't find the words ♪
但维系这份爱 实在不易 ♪ But making it work Ain't easy ♪
艾拉的衣服是我设计的吗 Is Ella wearing one of my designs?
那是安娜的主意 It was Anna's idea.
你可以告诉我 你心藏恐惧 ♪ You can tell me That you're scared ♪
我会让指尖轻抚过你的发梢 ♪And I'll run my fingers Through your hair ♪
因你前来 道一声歉意 ♪ 'Cause you come To say you're sorry ♪
哪怕已是第一千遍 ♪ For the thousandth time ♪
我仍会一次次 回到你身边 ♪ I'll just keep on Coming back ♪
我是你的美好 亦是你的阴影 ♪ I'm your good And I'm your bad ♪
只因你是我的命中注定 ♪ 'Cause you're my baby ♪
而爱 生来便是永恒 ♪ And love was made to last ♪
我是你的阳光 也是你的雨露 ♪ I'm your sunshine I'm your rain ♪
唯有我能抚平你的伤痛 只因你是我的命中注定 ♪ Only I can ease the pain 'Cause you're my baby ♪
只因你是我的命中注定 亲爱的 ♪ Oh, 'cause you're my baby Baby, baby, baby ♪
妈 我也永远都会选择你 Mom, I'll always choose you too.
这个家庭就是我的归属 This family is exactly where I belong.
等等 Wait.
你还好吗 Are you okay?
还好 Yeah.
确定吗 You sure?
嗯 Uh-huh.
好 我们 Okay. All right. Let's just...
好多了 That's better.
好 Okay.
谢谢洛杉矶 Thank you, Los Angeles.
艾瑞克 如果你在 还愿意接受我 And Eric, if you're out there and you'll still have me,
我等不及要嫁给你了 I can't wait to marry you.
我也等不及要娶你 I can't wait to marry you too!
什么 What?
我说我愿意 I said yes!
无论他说什么 让他上台 Okay, well, whatever that was, just get him up here.
不好意思 借过 Excuse me. Pardon me. Excuse me.
你知道她会这招吗 Did you know she could do that?
不知道 Not at all.
耶 ♪ Yeah ♪
我们成功了 对 你们俩成功了 We did it! Yes! You two did it.
你们一起做到的 You did it together.
我们做到了 我知道 We did. I know.
我的姐妹在哪 我就想去哪 Wherever my sister is, it's where I want to be.
我也是 Me too.
起身 离开 向前走 别回头 无需犹豫 ♪ Get up, get out, move on Move on, there's no doubt ♪
我总是错 你总是对 反正你永远有理 ♪ I'm all wrong, you're right It's all the same with you ♪
我太瘦或太胖 你总要追问缘由 ♪ I'm too thin, too fat You ask why ♪
究竟为何 为何 ♪ So why, so why? So why, so why? ♪
周而复始 ♪ On and on And on and on ♪
无休无止 ♪ On and on And on and on ♪
不愿被迫长大 只想逃离这里 ♪ Don't wanna grow up I wanna get out ♪
带我远走高飞 ♪ Hey, take me away ♪
我想要放声呐喊 ♪ I want to shout out... ♪
是他 那个人 It's him! That's the guy!
借过 是他 Excuse me. It's him!
远走高飞 ♪ Away, away, away ♪
不 让我下去就好 No, no, no. I just need to get down.
她们宝刀未老 They still got it! Whoo!
我要挣脱 ♪ I wanna get out Hey, take me away ♪
带我离开 ♪ I want to shout out Take me away, away ♪
远走高飞 ♪ Away, away, away ♪
让我下去就好 好 No, I just need to get down. Okay.
谢谢 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
重复的开场 注定的结局 ♪ Same old start Same old end ♪
转头过后 ♪ Turn my head... ♪
你竟然这样上台 I can't believe you just did that.
就是啊 你说呢 I know. So what do you say?
你愿意娶我吗 Will you marry me?
有一个条件 One condition.
我要提早吻你 I'm kissing you early.
不 我们 ♪ No, we... ♪
我们不必 ♪ Don't have ♪
让情绪失控 ♪ To get emotional ♪
你永远不会爱上像我这样的人 ♪ You'll never love Somebody like me ♪
你永远不会 永远不会 ♪ You'll never love You'll never love ♪
你永远不会爱上像我这样的人 ♪ You'll never love Somebody like me ♪
而你本可成为我需要的那个人 ♪ And you could be Somebody I need ♪
你永远不会爱上像我这样的人 ♪ You'll never love Somebody like me ♪
杰克 Hi, Jake.
柯医生 这位是贝丝 Dr. Coleman. Oh, this is- this is Bess.
我们刚认识 不过她很特别 We just met, but, uh, there is something about her.
是 洋装很美 谢谢 Yes. Nice dress. Thank you.
听到没 洋装很美 她喜欢你的洋装 Did you hear that? Nice dress. She likes your dress.
你永远不会爱上像我这样的人 ♪ You'll never love Somebody like me ♪
你永远不会 永远不会 ♪ You'll never love You'll never love ♪
（玛丽·罗杰斯《辣妈辣妹》原著改编）
你永远不会爱上像我这样的人 ♪ You'll never love Somebody like me ♪
你永远不会爱上像我这样的人 ♪ And you could be Somebody I need... ♪
晚点找地方吃饭 We'll go somewhere to eat after this.
谢谢大家过来 Thanks for coming, everybody.
我懂 当然要来 妈 I see. Sure, Mom.
好 到了 All right. Here we are.
哇 Whoo!
等一下 Wait.
孩子 你们做了什么 Girls! What did you do?
那叫丰唇蜜 It's called lip plumper.
快跑 Run.
本来可能更惨 It- It could be worse.
可能更惨 不可能更惨 It could be worse, you know. It could not be worse!
其实还好啦 I mean... It's okay.
尝试一下新造型 Just testing out a new look.
A摄影机打板 Camera's A marker.
大家好 Hi, everybody.
欢迎观赏《辣妈辣妹2》 Welcome to Freakier Friday.
怎样 莱恩 我没事 What? Ryan, I'm fine.
我不需要苯海拉明 I don't need Benadryl.
我没办法 I can't...
有效到你说不出来 It's so good, you can't do it.
什么 What? Huh?
什么 What?
那是对的 香蕉蕉 That's the right "banana-na."
不 香蕉 香蕉 No, no, no. Banana. Banana.
我有"神秘约会" I have Mystery Date.
我敢说那现在翻红了 Truth is, I bet you the dud is very hot now.
知道了 I see.
我们在说桌游吗 Are we talking about a board game?
洁美刚刚这样转头 Jamie just turned around like this.
她这样 She was like this.
妈 怎样 Mom? Yes?
上次 You know, last time...
好 我会专心 Okay, I'm locking in.
我们得找到她 We have to find her.
但在那之前 But until then--
在那之前怎样 Until then, what?
我干嘛一直 I don't know why I keep going...
在夜色中买醉沉沦 ♪ Pissin' the night away ♪
我不行了 抱歉 I can't. Sorry.
丹尼少年 ♪ Danny Boy ♪
洁美 伸手去拿下灌肠器械 Okay, Jamie, reach for the enema box.
嗯 Mm. Mmm.
嗯 Mmm.
她吃了29个甜甜圈 She's had 29 doughnuts.
甜甜圈给我 Just give me the doughnut.
你有糖尿病 You're prediabetic.
那是什么 What's that?
不该吃这个 Not supposed to eat those.
你们上了一课 You learned a lesson.
天啊 我能演海盗吧 My God, I could be a pirate, huh?
喜欢吗 Oh, you fancy that?
穿上毛衣 吃我的 Put on my jumper, eat my---
我不行了 I can't!
你们想打架 我也能打 You wanna fight? I can fight too.
开打 Let's fight!
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
让我们出去 Let us out!
你想被开除吗 这是热门金曲 Do you want to be fired? It's a hit.
安娜·路易丝·柯曼 你想 Anna Louise Coleman, do you think--
那是我的中间名 Is that my middle name?
对 那是你的中间名 Yes, it is your middle name.
不一样 That's different.
那是粉红金刚战士吗 What's that? The pink Power Ranger?
开玩笑的 I'm kidding. I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
不要 Let's not. Let's not. Let's not.
欧买尬 Oh, my God!
她是谁啊 What the hell is she?
粉红感冒糖浆吗 她在干嘛 Was that a Pepto Bismol comm... What is she doing?
对 重点在骨盆 Here we are. In the pelvis.
就像花生酱糖蜜 Like peanut butter molasses.
对 花生酱糖蜜 Yes. Peanut butter molasses.
慢慢的 Slow.
那些少女当中有恶劣女主管吗 Were any of those teenagers a "Bad Boss Betty"?
没有 对不起 No. I'm sorry.
很好 再来 Good. More.
真的好烂 That really was so bad.
你在那边做什么 What are you doing down there?
爬行 Just crawling.
看路 Look at the road!
噢 Oh!
我卡住了 卡 I got caught! Cut!
真好玩 That was fun.
谢谢观赏 我们好爱你们 Thank you for watching. We love you so much.
谢谢你们来 我刚刚闪尿了 Thanks for coming. I think I just peed.
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