翻译 TH
翻译 张三
翻译 桃子
翻译 Laiyx
古巴 哈瓦那
翻译 榴莲真的香
翻译 龙雀后宫三千人
校对 Laiyx
校对 龙雀后宫三千人
时间轴 歪逗
你好啊宝贝 Hey, baby.
-我的天啊 -对啊 我很抱歉 - Oh, Jesus Christ. - Yeah, I'm sorry.
时间轴 詹毛毛
你去哪里了 已经好几天了 Where have you been? It's been days.
压制 FakeCode
我在处理一些事情 Yeah. I've been handling business.
现在已经没事了 没事了 It's okay now, it's okay.
你说我得躲起来 你还说我们陷入麻烦了 You said I had to hide, you said we were in trouble and...
压制 耳屎可以吃
你知道吗 我觉得 已经解决了 You know, I think, I think I got it worked out.
总监 龙雀后宫三千人
我 我有个好消息 I think I have some... some good news.
好消息 Good news?
斯蒂尔威尔 她同意我们公开了 Stillwell. She's open to us going public.
你可别骗我 Don't you lie to me.
我对天发誓 Hand on a Bible.
是啊 但是 听着 Yeah. But, listen,
在我们公开之前 你得向我坦白 for us to go public, you have to come clean with me.
我得知道你和谁说了化合物V的事情 Like, I have to know who you told about compound V.
拜托 Hey, come on.
这是我们的事情啊 有关我俩 This is, this is you and me.
我是说 咱俩就像是雌雄大盗 I mean, we're Bonnie and Clyde.
对彼此绝对忠诚 对吗 Ride or die, right?
我 I...
妈的 Oh, shit.
我告诉了几个人 I told these guys,
你会把化合物V送到面条店附近 you were running the V down near the Noodle Palace.
我很抱歉 宝贝 I'm so sorry, baby.
我不得不这么做 我 I had to. I...
为什么 Why?
他们手里有你什么把柄 What do they have on you?
我不知道他们的名字 I don't know their names,
但是其中有个英国人 but there was this British guy,
黑头发 是个自命不凡的混蛋 dark hair, real smug asshole.
一个寸头的法国人和一个留着山羊胡的高大黑人 Buzz cut French guy, big black guy with a goatee,
还有个瘦弱的白种年轻人 and a skinny white kid.
我觉得他们是一伙的 I think they were all working together.
-对不起 宝贝 -没事的 - I'm so sorry, baby. - Nah.
-真的很抱歉 -没事的 - I'm so sorry. - No, it's okay.
-我真的搞砸了 -真没事的 - I fucked up so bad. - It's all right.
你知道在跑过来的路上 You know what I was thinking about
我在想什么吗 on my run over here?
我们的第一次约会 Our first date.
很多人第一次约会时 Most first dates
只会点扇贝之类的东西 order, like, a scallop
再加一瓶纯净水 and a bottle of water.
但是你呢 But you...
你给自己点了一杯黑啤 got a dark beer,
配上纽约客牛排 a New York strip,
还点了个巧克力芝士蛋糕 and chocolate chip cheesecake.
我记得当时在想 I remember thinking,
"看看这个人" "Here's someone
"她完全不害怕享乐" who isn't afraid to be happy."
就在那一刻 我就爱上了你 And I fell for you, right then and there.
我爱你 I love you.
我也爱你 I love you, too.
为什么 Why?
怎么样 Well?
海洛因过量而死 Heroin overdose.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry to hear that.
化合物V呢 And the V?
-她和一些人说了 -不是 - She told some guys about it. - No, no.
我是在说你 I mean you.
拜托 火车头 Come on, A-train.
你都注射了几个星期了 You've been shooting it up for weeks.
你真觉得我不会注意到吗 You really think I wouldn't notice?
我不搞那个了 兄弟 I'm done, man.
我真的 真的他妈的不搞了 Nah, I'm fucking, I'm fucking done.
-完全戒掉了 -真的吗 - Cold turkey. - Really?
很好 Good.
你知道到吗 You know,
你真的搞砸了 孩子 you really screwed up, kiddo.
但你做了正确的事 就是来找我 But you did the right thing coming to me,
我很为你骄傲 and I'm proud of you.
谢谢你 爱国者 谢谢你给我机会 Thanks, Homelander,for giving me the chance.
我很感激 I appreciate it.
拜托 Hey. Come on.
我爱你呀 I love you.
我们可是一家人 We're family.
我会一直照顾你的 I'll always be watching over you.
永远 Always.
好孩子 Attaboy.
那个失踪的亚洲小妞呢 Oh, and the misplaced Asian girl?
我会找到她的 I'll find her.
妈的 Fuck.
《黑袍纠察队》
第一季 第五集
鸡肉 Le poulet.
用橄榄油按摩小鸡 Massage the bird with olive oil,
再撒上一点盐和胡椒 then a sprinkle of salt and pepper,
然后放入烤箱 then I bake.
每20分钟淋一次油 以防烤干了 Basting every 20 minutes to keep it from drying out
这点很重要 is very important.
直到肉质酥脆 但又不至于太脆的时候 Till it's crisp, but not too crunchy.
就大功告成了 And voila.
我觉得你能听懂我说的话 I think you understand me.
你的眼睛出卖了你 It's in your eyes.
你能说话吗 Can you speak?
告诉我你知道些什么 心肝 Tell me what you know, mon coeur.
然后我们就能找到那些 So we can find these fuckers
把你变成这样的混账 who did this to you,
我就能送你回家了 so I can get you back home.
信仰博览会
*听他们之言* *Hear them now*
*感受脚和心的搏动* *Stamping feet and hearts*
*感受骄傲* *Are proud*
*如雷雨云般聚集* *Building like a thundercloud*
*直至天堂触手可及* *Till heaven is within our touch*
*伸出手吧* *So take it now*
*站起身吧* *And raise it up*
*这是你应得的最甜蜜的* *You've won and it's the sweetest*
*奖杯* *Cup*
*你所为之奋斗的一切* *All that you've been fighting for...*
我喜欢你这套制服 你知道 另一套嘛 I like this outfit. You know, the other one had...
我的天啊 Oh, my god.
另一套给我一种 The other one had kind of like a,
美国饶舌女歌手 词曲作者 衣服都比较紧身暴露
你懂的 妮琪·米娜的感觉 you know, a Nikki Minaj thing going on.
没错 另一套糟糕透了 Oh, yeah, the other one sucks.
但他们今天同意我穿这一套 They're only letting me wear this one
纯粹是因为 显然 这套对家庭更友好一点 because, apparently, it's family friendly.
你知道吗 我很惊讶你会来 You know, I'm surprised you came.
我怎么记得是你邀请的我啊 I seem to remember you inviting me?
不是 我是说 我很高兴你来了 No, I mean, I'm... I'm glad you came.
只是你 我说不好 You just... I don't know,
你看上去可不太像是虔诚教徒 you don't really strike me as the religious type.
我放弃了 但我还是在主日学校里花过一些时间的 Well, yeah, lapsed, but I served my time in Sunday school.
你好啊 星光 Hey, Starlight.
所以你是认识这里所有人 Okay, so, do you know everybody here,
还是说只认识百分之99点9 or just, like, 99.9%?
不是啦 我妈妈和我 No. My mom and I, um,
我们会沿着海岸线开着她的棕色本田思域 we would drive coast to coast in her brown Honda Civic,
只为了参与那些基督教巡回活动 just doing the whole Christian Circuit thing.
你知道的 像是"大能集会" "斗篷基督节" You know, Power Fest, Capes for Christ,
"信仰博览会" Believe Expo.
我们开的都快把轮胎磨平了 We wore the tires off of that car.
这些人对我来说就像是家人 These people are like family to me.
发生了那么多事情之后 After everything that's happened,
事实上 it's actually...
能见到他们真的很好 it's really nice to see them again.
-甜心 -妈妈 - Sweetheart. - Mom! Hi.
-你路上怎么样 -简直是场噩梦 - How was your flight? - Oh, it was a nightmare.
我们大概在跑道上等了45分钟吧 I think we sat on the runway for 45 minutes,
然后你也知道 发生了37号航班那件事 and then there was all the, you know, flight 37 stuff.
但是之后一片阿普唑仑[抗焦虑药] 几杯灰皮诺葡萄酒 But a Xanax and a couple of Pinot Grigio later,
我就到这里了 here I am.
你好 你是想要签名吗 Oh, hello. Uh, do you want a autograph?
亲爱的 给他签个名 Honey, give him an autograph.
不 不是的 我们 我是说我认识她 Oh, no, no. We... I mean, I know her.
-我是说 我不是 -是吗 - I mean, I don't... - Yeah.
-我们认识彼此 这个意思 -好吧 - We know each other. Yes. - Mm- hmm.
-对 -你是沃特的员工吗 - Yeah. - Oh. Do you work at Vought?
不 不 不是的 No. No, no, no.
妈妈 这位 这位是休伊 Mom, this is, this is Hughie.
他 是我的一个朋友 He's... uh, he's a friend.
-你好 -真好 - Hi. - Uh, how nice.
星光 你保湿了吗 Starlight. You hydrating?
你好啊 唐纳 Hey, Donna.
-你路上咋样 -简直完美啊 - How was your flight? - Oh, it... it was perfect in every w...
你15分钟后有个青少年圆桌会议 准备好了吗 You have that "Teen Roundtable" in about 15, are you ready?
-当然 -她生来就准备好了 - Mm- hmm. - Oh, she was born ready.
我知道的 因为我当时可在场 I should know, I was there.
真棒 Great.
你想来吗 Um, do you want to come?
怎么说呢 你先去吧 Uh... You know what? I'll let you go ahead.
给那些小孩好好开个圆桌会议 Go, uh, go roundtable those teens.
-好的 -我们一会儿见 - Mm. - We'll catch up later?
好的 没问题 Yeah, sure.
于是耶稣 So, Jesus...
耶稣说 "我的兄弟 Jesus said, "Hey, bro.
过来 我的兄弟 Hey, bro, bring it in.
你不需要任何证明 You shouldn't need proof.
你只需要 You should just
我说什么你就信什么 Believe because I say so,
因为你有 Because you have
信仰" faith."
"有信仰的人 "People who have faith,
就是我的信众" 这是耶稣所说的 those are my peeps, y'all." That's what Jesus said.
但我要问你们一个问题 But I am gonna ask you one question...
每个入口都有两个保安 Two twats at every entrance,
这可是教堂 这帮人居然全副武装 armed to holy hell. In church.
这就是美国 不是吗 Well, that's America for you,isn't it?
而且上帝就在那里看着你 And God's watching from up above.
就在这 Right there.
还有那 Over there.
是啊 Yeah.
安保措施比唱诗班男孩的菊花还严密 Security's tighter than a choir boy's asshole.
让我来问问你 So let me ask you something:
为什么耶稣能在水上行走 Why could Jesus walk on water?
为什么爱国者能在天上翱翔 Why does Homelander fly?
火车头呢 为什么他能跑得如此快 How about A-train, why does he get to run the way he runs?
我又是为何能将全世界 Or how do I get to hold the whole world
拥抱在我慈爱的怀里 in my loving embrace?
我们为什么会被选中 Why were we chosen?
因为上帝 Because of the Lord.
是因为我们出生时他便赐予了我们他的力量 Because we were born with his power.
因为我们有坚实的信仰 Because we believe!
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没开玩笑吧 Seriously?
就没有什么简单便宜的方法 There's not an easier, cheaper way
能让我们接近他吗 for us to get to him?
我们不是接近以西结的人 是你 We ain't getting to Ezekiel. You are.
-要我去吗 -等等 什么 - I am? - Whoa, whoa, wait. What?
-星光是他们的一员 不是吗 -等等 - Well, Starlight's one of the headliners, right? - Wait.
-她能把你带进去 -什么 - She'll get you in. - Whoa.
我们还没约过两次会呢 Look, we've only been on, like, a date and a half, okay?
我不能就厚着脸皮找她要钻石俱乐部入场券 I can't just ask her for a Diamond Club Pass.
这有什么 你担心 What's the matter? You worried
你的超级英雄假女友会怀疑你在利用她吗 your fake Supe girlfriend's gonna think you're using her?
就算可以 然后呢 Okay, then what?
我就接近以西结然后直接说吗 "哥们 你为什么要 I just go up to Ezekiel, "Hey, man. What's up with you
偷偷把蓝色禁药运到唐人街地下室里" smuggling blue dope into Chinatown basements?"
差不多吧 只要你给他看这个 Yeah, pretty much. Once you show him this.
天啊 Jesus.
这是在你带我去的那个俱乐部里拍的 This is from that club you took me to?
你还记得我们的第一个晚上 我好感动 You remembered our first night together. I'm touched.
为什么我现在才听到这个计划 Okay, why is this the first time I'm hearing about this plan?
这个小子还需要训练 布彻 This kid needs to be trained up, Butcher.
对啊 他说得对 Yeah. Yeah, what he said.
我可不知道怎么威胁人 I... I don't know how to blackmail anybody.
休伊 你都杀过人了 Hughie, you've done a murder.
跟那一比 这简直是小菜一碟 Comparatively speaking, this will be a piece of cake.
我知道 我知道 I know. I know.
我们今天来到这里 We're here today
是为了缅怀 to remember the victims
跨洋37号航班的遇难者 of trans-oceanic flight 37.
123名勇敢的生灵不幸丧生 123 brave souls lost in an instant,
只因一场毫无意义的暴行 in a senseless act of violence.
卡洛琳·科辛斯基 Carolyn Kozinsky,
斯科基的一名学前班老师 a preschool teacher from Skokie.
朱利安·巴洛医生 Dr. Julien Barro,
备受敬仰的法国神经外科医生 an esteemed French neurosurgeon.
来自埃文斯顿的苏珊·洛佩兹 Susan Lopez from Evanston
和她的女儿玛雅 and her daughter Maya.
塞缪尔·布朗 一位物理老师 Samuel Brown, a teacher of physics
来自洛杉矶 from Los Angeles.
我们对你们逝去的亲人深表遗憾 We are all truly sorry for your loss.
你去哪了 Where'd you go?
除了哭哭啼啼的人群以外 The only thing I hate more than blubbering people
-我最讨厌无聊的演讲了 -是啊 - are boring speeches. - Right.
你还记得去年奥尔巴尼的那个疯子吗 You remember that nutjob in Albany last year?
杀死了自己的妻子 然后从屋子里走出来 Killed his wife, and he... he came out of the house
手里拿枪指着自己女儿的头 with a gun at his daughter's head.
记得吗 Remember that?
警察都吓尿了 不知如何是好 Cops pissing their pants, didn't know what to do.
然后你 是你 And then you, you...
你冷静地挺身而出 you step up, very calmly,
你向警官要了他的圆珠笔 然后一扔 ask for the sergeant's Bic pen and fling it
24米之外 26 yards,
精准地刺穿了那个混蛋的眼珠 right into the asshole's eyeball.
-一击毙命 -你想说什么 - Dead shot, dead shooter. - What's your point?
我想说的是 你采取行动 My point is that you took action.
我就喜欢你这一点 梅芙 That's what I love about you, Maeve.
你瞧 梅芙 没有人希望 Look, Maeve, nobody wanted
那架飞机像那样坠毁 当然不会 that airplane to go down the way it did, of course not.
如今 And now...
我们得尽可能的利用这件事 we got to make the best of it.
不然的话 Otherwise...
不然一切牺牲都没有意义了 Well, otherwise, it was all for nothing.
我怎么跟你说无聊的演讲来着 What did I tell you about boring speeches?
思想不纯 向前飞
妈妈 这个什么时候放在这的 Mom, when did that happen?
你说什么 它一直在呀 What are you talking about? That's always been there.
一个男人加一个女人等于婚姻
我知道你们在想什么 I know what you're all thinking,
"我的天啊 来自七巨头的星光 就和我们坐在这" "Holy mackerel, Starlight? From The Seven? Here with us?"
我从她扎着马尾辫戴着牙套的时候 Well, I knew her when she was still
就已经认识她了 in pigtails and braces
她当时就坐在你们的位置 and she'd sit right where you're sitting.
所以不要害羞 So don't be shy.
尽管提问 You ask what's on your mind.
星光会为你们答疑解惑的 Starlight is here for you.
你来 Yeah?
我足球队里有个朋友 桑吉 I have this friend from my soccer team, Sunji,
她是印度教徒 she's Hindu.
我觉得让她皈依耶稣 I know it's kind of my responsibility, I guess,
是我的责任 to get her to accept Jesus,
但这让我觉得怪怪的 but it feels weird to me.
耶稣也说过要关爱你的邻人 Well, Jesus also says to love your neighbor.
但是如果你真的爱你的邻人 But if you love your neighbor,
你难道不想把他们从地狱中解救出来吗 don't you want to save them from damnation?
你要把这当成一件好事 You have to look at it as good news.
你可以帮助你的朋友 You have a chance to help your friend
找到永生 不是吗 find eternal life, right?
你来 Oh, yes.
你有过男朋友吗 Have you ever had a boyfriend?
有过啊 Well, yeah.
我和一个鼓手交往过一段时间 Yeah, I was with drummer boy for a while,
将近一年 for almost a year.
你来 Yeah?
你和他... Did you have...
上过床吗 sex with him?
我 Well, I...
我想所有人都希望 you know, I think, I think everyone hopes
初夜对象也是终生伴侣 that their first is the one.
这挺私人的 不过 And... it's private, but...
我是处女 I'm a virgin.
我 Yeah, I'm...
要把第一次留给未来的丈夫 saving myself for my future husband.
听见了吗 《希伯来书》第13章第四节 See? Hebrews 13:4.
"婚床不得玷污 "Let the bed be undefiled,
因为苟合行淫的人 上帝必要审判" for God will judge the sexually immoral."
好了 Okay.
我想我们的时间还够回答几个问题 I think we have time for a few more.
我不知道你在说什么 小伙子 I'm... I'm not really sure what you're saying, son.
我是说 如果天堂里的话 I'm saying if there is some geezer up there
真有个白胡子老头的话 with a big white beard,
他就是世界上最大的贱逼 he's a world heavyweight cunt.
-什么 -抱歉 你刚才是不是 - What? - I... I'm sorry, did you
称呼上帝为一个贱开头的词 just call God a c-word?
是的 他对搞大屠杀性趣盎然 Yeah. He's got a hard... on for mass murder
更别提让孩子得癌症了 而他的经典解决方法 and giving kids cancer, and his big old answer
对于人性使然所造成的各种傻逼问题 to the existential clusterfuck that is humanity
居然是把自己的儿子钉在木板上 is to nail his own bleeding son to a plank.
真是个贱逼操作啊 That is a cunt move.
拜托 在这点上你没啥可和我争的 Come on, even you got to agree with me there.
-拜托了 别说了 -我们应该 - Hey, hey, hey, please... - We should lob
朝他丢一颗核弹 把他解决了 a fucking nuke at him, get it over and done with.
-你明白我的意思吗 -很抱歉 先生 - You know what I'm saying? -We're sorry, sir.
-很抱歉 我哥们儿他 - We apologize. My man...
和你谈话很高兴 你仔细想想 All right. Good talk. Think about it.
我一整天都在这 I'm here all day, all right?
你介意少说两句吗 You mind piping it down just a little bit? Huh?
对不起 我不是故意冒犯 Oh, I'm sorry. Didn't mean to offend
浸信会 基督教新教教派
你心中那个高喊"赞美上帝"的浸信会老妈的 your inner black Baptist mum shouting "Praise the Lord."
圣公会 基督新教三个原始宗派之一
去你的吧 我是圣公会教徒 Fuck you, I'm Episcopalian.
在体内感受一下上帝没什么错 And there's nothing wrong with having a little church
你懂吧 up in you, you know?
主教对修女这么说 你呢休伊 Said the bishop to the nun. What about you, Hughie?
你信上帝吗 You believe in God?
我不确定 I mean, I don't know.
-啥 别装了 -我真的说不好啊 - What? Come off it. - Yeah, I don't know.
美国著名演员 曾在电影《冒牌天神》中扮演上帝
我觉得天上的那个肯定不是摩根·弗里曼 I don't think it's Morgan Freeman up there or anything,
但也不会都是无序的混乱吧 but it can't all be random chaos.
那你觉得发生在罗宾身上的事 So you think that what happened to Robin
有神的介入吗 was some kind of divine intervention?
-你是这个意思吗 -别说了布彻 - Is that what you're saying? - Come on, Butcher.
稍等 哪位 Hang about. Hello?
那你刚还能怎么说呢 So what were you supposed to say?
"是的 我有过婚前性行为 没想到吧" "Yes, I've had premarital sex, go nuts."
我很确定我不该跟他们撒谎 妈妈 Well, I'm pretty sure I wasn't supposed to lie to them, Mom.
宝贝 Aw, baby.
你是七巨头的星光 You're Starlight of the Seven.
无数孩子崇拜的对象 Millions of kids are looking up to you now.
你就是他们的光啊 You're a shining light to them.
那我要怎么才对得起这份荣誉呢 How am I supposed to live up to that?
因为上帝就是这样打造你的 Because that's the way God made you.
你是个奇迹 是我的奇迹 You're a miracle. You're my miracle.
两位 活动进行的怎么样 Hey... hey, you two. How's it going?
不然我一会过来找你吧 You know what? I'll, I'll catch up.
-你确定吗 -没事 我一会就过去 - You sure? - Don't worry, I'll be right there.
盯着点那小子 行不 Keep an eye on the lad, all right?
那你他妈准备去哪 Where the fuck are you going?
让你干你就干 Just do it.
-你没事吧 -挺好的 - You okay? - Fine.
只是 这地方跟我记忆中的不一样了 It's just... this place isn't what I remember.
休伊 Hughie?
我能问你点事吗 Hey, can I ask you something?
随便问 Anything.
你有没有办法给我搞到一个 Is there any way you could hook me up with one of those
钻石俱乐部的通行证呢 Diamond Club Passes?
能让我看看以西结 You know, to... to see Ezekiel?
我除非去抢银行了才能买得起 I mean, I couldn't get one unless I robbed a bank.
但 你也知道 But... you know.
以西结吗 Ezekiel?
好 好吧 Yeah. Yeah. Um, okay.
我跟你坦白吧 我爸算是他的头号粉丝了 Confession time. My dad is, like, Ezekiel's number one fan.
你觉得怎样 So what do you think?
为我动动关系 好不好 Pull a few strings, you know?
搞几张票给我 Hook me up with some tickets?
好啊 可以 Yeah, yeah.
当然没问题 Sure, of course.
这点忙还是能帮的 It's the least I can do.
谢谢你 Thank you.
很高兴见到你们 Good to see you!
谢谢啦 美女吗 你们好吗 Thanks, guys. Oh! How are you, girls?
嗨兄弟 你好吗 Hey, pal, how are you? How are you?
棒呆了 谢谢你能来 Great, thanks for coming along.
-上帝保佑你们 -谢谢大家 - God bless you guys! - Thanks!
上帝会保佑你们所有人的 God bless you one and all!
照顾好你们自己 坚守信仰吧 Take care now. Keep believing, ha ha.
叫马德琳来 Grab Madelyn.
我要跟她讨论一下这些操蛋的谈话要点 I need to talk to her about these fucking talking points.
斯蒂尔威尔女士今天不在 我以为你知道的 Ms. Stillwell isn't here today. I thought that you knew that.
但我来这就是帮你的 But I'm here to help you with anything,
我会带你过一遍所有谈话 I'll go through the talk...
艾希莉 Ashley?
她在哪 Where is she?
你在这干嘛 What are you doing here?
你都开始旷工了啊 Skipping work now?
我要带泰迪看儿科医生 I am taking Teddy to the pediatrician.
再找个时间吧 Maybe reschedule it.
我已经重新安排过三次了 I've already rescheduled three times.
你有啥急事 What is the emergency?
我的演讲稿 My speech.
-演讲稿 -对 没错 - Your speech? - Yes. My speech.
这玩意读着就像流水线产品 It reads like corporate fucking mayonnaise.
我们可是在谈信仰 这些听众都是我的人民 We're talking believe here. These are my people.
但你不仅仅是讲给他们听 But you're not just talking to them.
国会里的温和派和民主派 Every dove and Democrat in congress
都会在有线电视新闻网观看你的演讲 is going to be watching you on CNN.
-你必须表现得谦逊温和 -不行 - You need to appear moderate - No.
-谦逊 -不行 - Humble. - No!
你 现在有个机会摆在我们面前 You... There is an opportunity here.
人们都很害怕 他们不相信政府 People are scared. They don't trust Washington
或者沿岸精英 而且还仇恨外国人 or the coastal elite, and they hate foreigners.
特指美国沿海州精英人士
他们需要的是一点约翰·韦恩式的边疆正义 What they want is a little John Wayne frontier justice.
以出演西部片和战争片中的硬汉而闻名的美国演员
而这正是我擅长的 And that is what I do.
别忘了 Don't forget
拯救37号航班事件的人是我 it was me that saved that flight 37 thing.
是我反败为胜 为了我们 I turned that into a win. For us.
你真的想跟我说"拯救"37号航班的事吗 呵呵 You're really gonna talk to me about "Saving" flight 37? Ha- ha.
为什么不说呢 Well, why wouldn't I?
听着 我们一会再说行不行 Look, can I please just talk to you later?
你的讲稿一点问题都没有 The speech is perfect.
-相信我 -还相信你呢 - Trust me. - Trust you.
好吧 你总是这么说 Okay. That's what you always say.
-来吧 -你根本没把我说的听进去 - Come here. - You're not even fucking listening to me.
一直都是满嘴谎言 You're so full of shit!
你说你需要我的想法 You say you want my input,
但根本不是 but you don't.
-我需要啊 -不 你不是 - Yes, I do. - No, you don't.
-也从来没有过 -我有 拜托了咱们一会再说吧 - And you never did. - I do. Can we please just talk later?
为什么 你又要跑路然后玩什么"坚强单身母亲"的戏码吗 Why? You gonna run off and play "strong single mom"?
拜托了 Please.
那婴儿只是个附属品 That baby is an accessory.
我们要划清界限 We need boundaries.
你好 比利 Hey, Billy.
瑞秋 Rachel.
我刚刚在圣约翰教堂附近转了转 Just took a lovely little stroll around St. John's.
你肯定猜不到我看到什么了 And you'll never guess what I happened across.
谁告诉你的 Who told you?
我来告诉你 是谁他妈的瞒着我了 Well, I'll tell you who didn't fucking tell me.
我他妈的小姨子 Me own fucking sister-in-law.
来杯茶吗 Would you like some tea?
我这有英国式的 I got the English stuff.
你们什么时候搞的 When'd you do it?
上周日 Last Sunday.
我们用了你的姓 We used your last name.
写了"挚爱的妻子" We said "Beloved wife."
你他妈葬了一个空棺材下去 You buried an empty fucking coffin?
我们什么都没埋 只立了墓碑 We didn't bury anything. Just, um, a headstone.
那这真是一个不怎么样的玩笑 Well, that's a sick fucking joke then, isn't it?
这你还好奇我们为什么不告诉你吗 And you're wondering why we didn't tell you.
听着 Look...
我妈妈年纪大了 my mom's getting old.
她只想有个地方能跟女儿说说话 She just wants a place to talk to her daughter.
是啊 现在她能对着一堆土说了 不是吗 Yeah, well, she's talking to dirt, isn't she?
-起码有点意义 -并不 - It's something. - No.
这他妈的毫无意义 It's fucking nothing.
毫无意义 因为地底下屁都没有 It's nothing, 'cause there's nothing fucking down there.
你们给我搞清楚 丽贝卡还活得好好的 And for all you know, Rebecca's still out there somewhere,
而你们还弄了个操蛋的墓碑 and you put up a fucking headstone.
闭嘴 Stop!
别再说了 You need to stop.
她已经失踪八年了 It has been eight years since she's been missing.
警察什么也没找到 The cops never found anything.
你也什么都没发现 You never found anything.
她已经死了 She's not alive.
她要么被杀 要么自杀了 She got killed or she killed herself.
你给我说话注意点 You watch your fucking mouth.
生活被毁掉的不止你一个 You're not the only one whose life was ruined.
她是我亲姐姐 我爱她 She is my sister, and I love her.
但她已经死了 But she's gone.
这一切必须画上句号 We need this to be over.
魔爪女 Oh, Popclaw.
你有权保持沉默 混蛋 You got the right to remain silent, bitch.
杀你搭档的人不是我 I did not kill your partner.
我没有杀掉罗宾逊博士 And I did not kill Dr. Robinson.
我不会跟你撒谎 I wouldn't lie to you.
我是爱你的 宝贝 I love you, baby.
爱不过是另一个谎言罢了 多诺万 Love is just another lie, Donovan.
-你是把我当傻子了吧 -不 - You must think I'm stupid. - No.
《终极美人》
但正如你所见 But as you can see,
我机智过人 I'm pretty sharp.
当然 你才华出众 Yeah, you've got talent.
-我爱你 -我也是 - I love you. - I love you, too.
说出来吧 Oh! Yeah, say it.
你就是个爱舔人屁股的脏猪 You're a filthy pig who likes to eat ass.
我是脏猪 I'm a filthy pig...
淡定 放松 Hold up. Easy.
放松 我们不是来伤害你的 Easy does it. We ain't here to hurt you.
你是谁 Who are you?
这家伙有34个住址 This guy's got 34 addresses
还有至少一打假名 and at least a dozen aliases.
所以这他妈是谁啊 So, who the hell is he?
就是个我们自己在查的人 Something we're running down on our own.
你们什么时候开始独立追查了 Uh, since when do you guys run down stuff alone?
-特雷弗 -怎么了 - Trevor... - Yeah?
闭嘴 Shut up.
-打扰一下 -休伊 - Excuse me. - Hughie.
对吗 你是星光的朋友 Right? You're Starlight's friend.
她带你进来的 She got you in here.
-是啊 -给你 -Yeah. -There you go.
很高兴见到你 朋友 Good to meet you, pal.
很高兴见到你 Good to meet you.
你怎么认识星光的 How do you know Starlight?
你知道吗 事实上我们几周前才认识的 Uh, you know, we met, um, like, a few weeks ago, actually.
-真的吗 -是啊 - Really? - Yeah.
-然后她就帮你混进来了吗 -是啊 的确 - And she got you in here? -Yeah, I guess she did.
这个票很贵的 休伊 Oh, this is a pricey ticket, Hughie.
你一定是个特别的人 You must be a special guy.
我 不 我不是 I... no. No, I'm not...
能在这里我真的觉得很幸运 真的 I just feel lucky to be here. Really.
女士们 先生们 Um, ladies and gentlemen,
欢迎你们的到来 uh, I would like to welcome you one and all.
同时 欢迎我们的特邀嘉宾 And I would very much like to welcome... Homelander,
爱国者 our special guest.
所以 无需多言 So, without further ado,
跟我来吧 if you would follow me.
大家聚在一起 Gather round, everybody.
你们中的大多数可能已经知道了 Now, as many of you may already know,
爱国者是"撒马利亚拥爱组织"中的一位牧师 Homelander is an ordained minister in Samaritan's Embrace.
我们两个会一起为你们重新洗礼 Together, we will be rebaptizing you,
我最忠实的追随者们 My most loyal followers.
你能否接受我们的主 我们的天父作为你的救世主 Do you accept the Lord, our Father, as your savior,
-并且接受他的儿子耶稣 -是的 我愿意 - and Jesus Christ his son? - Yes, I do. Yes, I do.
那我就以圣父 圣子 圣灵的名义 Then I baptize you in the name of the Father,
为你洗礼 the Son, and the Holy Spirit.
-天哪 -你的罪孽已经被洗净了 - Oh! - Your sins have been purged.
基督与你同在 Christ be with you.
在这个美妙的日子里 你将作为基督徒重生 On this blessed day, you will be reborn a Christian.
你所有的罪孽都将被洗净 You will be washed clean of all your sins.
出什么事了吗 休伊 Something wrong, Hughie?
没有 没有 我很自在的 No. No, I'm... I'm totally comfortable.
你为什么要这么问 Why... why would you ask that?
你的血压到了150/90 这有点高了 Well, your blood pressure's 150/90. It's a bit high.
是啊 对不起 只是 Yeah, sorry. Just, um...
我有点怕水 I'm afraid of water.
别害怕 Don't panic.
有我在呢 I got you.
你能否接受我们的主 我们的天父作为你的救世主 Do you accept the Lord, our Father, as your Savior,
还有耶稣 and Jesus...
他的儿子 as his son?
当然 Yes.
那我就以圣父 圣子 圣灵的名义 Then I baptize you in the name of the Father,
为你洗礼 the Son, and the Holy Spirit.
上帝保佑 God bless.
再次感谢你们 Thank you all once again
和我一同成为这美好时刻的一部分 for allowing me to be a part of this beautiful occasion.
-谢谢你 谢谢你 -晚安 - Thank you. Thank you. - Good night.
回见 我的朋友 See you, friend.
谢谢你 谢谢你能来 Thank you. Thank you for coming.
愿上帝的光芒照亮你的生活 May the light of God shine in your lives.
不好意思 先生 Excuse me, sir.
我可以跟你说几句话吗 Uh, may I speak with you just for a moment?
抱歉孩子 我时间表很满的 Sorry, son, I got a packed schedule.
好吧 我理解 先生 All right, I understand, sir,
但是我需要你的指引 but it's just, I need your guidance.
我需要基督的指引 I need Christ's guidance.
什么事 What is it?
请稍微等一下 Just hold on... one second.
我给你看个东西 Let me just show you something.
到底怎么了 What's wrong?
你上了我 You fucked me.
什么 What?
对啊 就在一个私密的超级英雄俱乐部 Yeah, in a private supe club.
你知道东大街二十九号的那个吗 秘密巢穴 You know the one on East 29th? Secret Lair,
-好像是叫这个吧 -不知道 没听说过 - I think it's called? - Don't know it. Nope.
-当时是我们三个人 -你在说什么 - There were three of us? - You've got nothing...
-你抹了油 然后你... -这... - Oiled up, and you... - This...
用你可拉伸的手臂抱住了我 那很 那简直 wrapped your stretchy arms around me, and it was, it was
太他妈性感了 而且你的屌 太完美了 so fucking hot, and... your dick was so... perfect.
又长又 可伸展 And long and... stretchy.
你玩弄我的屁股就像在演奏爵士乐一样 And you... you played my butt like jazz.
你从容不迫 技巧高超 还附带即兴动作 With poise and skill and... willingness to improvise.
你来这里 You come in here.
和我说这种话 You try to talk to me?
像这样的话 Like this?
你这个肮脏的骗子 You are a filthy, filthy liar.
-你不干净 -我有视频 - You are unclean. - I have a video.
-我有视频 -你说什么 - I have a video. - What?
我有我们三个人的视频 I have a video of the three of us...
又吸又搞 sucking and fucking.
如果你不让我走的话 And if you don't let me go,
我的朋友就会把视频传到网上 my friend puts the video online.
就这样 Like that.
你想要什么 你想要钱吗 What do you want? You want a little bit of money?
你来这是为了钱吗 Are you here for money?
你的运输箱上写的是小儿麻痹疫苗 You ship boxes labeled as polio vaccine
但那些不是真的小儿麻痹疫苗 对吗 but they're not really polio vaccine, are they?
那些是化合物V They're compound V.
-你他妈到底是谁 -我想知道有关它的所有 - Who the hell are you? - I want to know everything about 'em.
好吗 你告诉我那些东西要运到哪里去 Okay? You tell me, you tell me where they're going.
还要告诉我你一共运了多少箱 And you tell me how many boxes you ship.
不行 No.
不行 他们会杀了我的 No, they will destroy me.
他们是谁 沃特公司吗 Who's "They"? Vought?
事情是这样的 Here's how this is gonna go.
要不你告诉我 You're gonna tell me,
要不那个视频 or that video...
会上推特热搜榜第一 trends, number one on Twitter.
就在今晚 Tonight.
这样的话你也不能继续说 And you're also gonna stop
"祈祷同性恋消失"这种屁话了 the fucking "Pray the gay away" shit.
不管怎样 都是你的选择 Anyway, it's your choice.
你好 Hello?
这并不是小菜一碟 Hey, um, so that wasn't a piece of cake.
休伊 是你吗 你还好吗 Hughie, that you? You all right?
是的 是我 不好意思 我不得不 Yeah. Yeah, it's me, sorry, I had to,
我不得不借一个手机 再次感谢 had to borrow a phone. Thanks again.
我受洗了 I got baptized.
是啊 说来话长 Yeah. It's a long story.
威胁别人可不简单 好吗 Blackmailing somebody is not cake, okay?
那感觉很奇怪 很可怕 最后我只能 It is weird, it's scary, you wind up
-一通乱说 -好的 但是你最后 - just saying shit. - Okay, but did you
套到了他的话吗 他说了什么 get him to talk? What'd he say?
当然 套到了 你知道他的那个慈善组织吗 Uh, yeah, yeah. I mean, you- you know that charity of his?
"玛利亚拥爱会" Samaritan's Embrace?
-我知道 -对 - Right. - All right.
他们做的就是把装满化合物V的箱子 So what they do is they take boxes full of that stuff
运送给全国各地的医院 and they ship it to hospitals all across the country.
而最新的一批 And apparently the latest one
将会被送去默瑟医院的新生儿重症监护室 is going to the NICU at Mercer Hospital.
我觉得 我觉得好像是在中城区 It's, uh, It's midtown, I think.
你真的天生适合干这个 小子 你简直是 You are a natural, kid. You're like the fucking...
你在虐待别人这方面简直是天才 Rain Man of fucking people over.
这可不算夸奖 Not a compliment.
永远怀念 丽贝卡·桑德斯·布彻 生于1981年6月9日 卒于2012年1月24日 挚爱的妻子 姐妹 女儿
-干嘛呢 -放轻松伙计 - Hey! - Cool your jets, guv.
我不是出于仇恨 It's not a hate crime.
母乳 怎么样 M.M.? All right.
太他妈棒了 Fucking brilliant.
我半小时后和你们在医院碰面 I'll meet you at the hospital in half an hour.
为耶稣欢呼吧 Let's hear it for Jesus.
对 Yes!
为天上那人再来一次 One more for the guy upstairs!
我爱你们 让我告诉你们一件事 Oh, I love you guys. Let me tell you something.
我很激动能来到这里 I am so thrilled to be here.
真心的 你们呢 Truthfully. Are you?
真的吗 Yeah?
这周我们国家发生了一场灾难 A terrible tragedy befell our nation this week.
很糟糕 Terrible.
让我们不要再粉饰这次事件了 And let's not mince words about this.
我们被袭击了 We... were... attacked.
美国被袭击了 America was attacked.
有一些人 Some people...
他们希望我站出来 they want me to come out here
跟你们说些假大空的屁话 and speak empty platitudes to you all.
或者是说些官话 A little bit of corporate talk.
但我不想那样做 But I don't want to do that.
我不能那样做 I can't do that.
你们想知道为什么吗 You want to know why?
为什么 Why?
因为我相信上帝想让我做的 Because I believe that what God wants me to do
是站出来 揪出那些躲在幕后 is get on over there, find the filthy bastards
使阴谋诡计的混蛋们 无论他们藏在哪 that masterminded this... Whatever cave they're in...
让他们知道什么叫上帝的审判 And introduce them to a little thing called God's judgment!
我就是想这么干 That's what I think!
这才是美国人该做的事 Sounds like the American thing to do!
这才是正确的事 Sounds like the right thing to do.
但是 不 不 不行 But no. No, no, no, no, no.
显然 我得等国会同意 Apparently, I got to wait for Congress to say it's okay.
是吧 Right?
要我说 我被一个更高的法则所支配 I say I answer to a higher law.
我难道不是被选中来拯救你们的人吗 Wasn't I chosen to save you?
保护美利坚合众国 Is it not my God-given purpose
不正是上帝赋予我的使命吗 to protect the United States of America?
爱国者 爱国者 Homelander! Homelander!
-爱国者 爱国者 -《诗篇》[《圣经》一部分] - Homelander! Homelander! - Psalm!
第58章第10节 58:10!
"义人见仇敌遭报 "The righteous shall rejoice
就欢喜 when he sees the vengeance
他要在恶人的血中 and he will bathe his feet
洗自己的脚" in the blood of the wicked."
爱国者 Homelander!
爱国者 爱国者 Homelander! Homelander!
狗娘养的 Motherfucker.
梅芙 有什么 Maeve, what, uh...
-抱歉 什么 -我刚在附近阻止了一起拦路抢劫 - Sorry, what are you...? - I was, um, stopping a mugging nearby and I...
见到你真好 It's good to see you.
我可以进来吗 Can I come in?
好吧 okay.
雀斑在哪 Where's Freckles?
雀斑死了两年了 Freckles died two years ago.
听着 我有点忙 Look, uh, I'm kind of busy,
下次你来之前 so, um, maybe give me a call,
先给我打个电话吧 call first, next time?
艾琳娜 你用不着这样吧 Elena, you don't have to be like this.
你突然出现在我面前 Well, you show up out of nowhere
问起那只该死的猫 asking about the goddamn cat, so...
-你又在酗酒 -没有 - You've been drinking. - No.
你已经不去戒酒互助会了 You're not going to meetings anymore.
好了 听着 Uh, listen...
那已经是过去的事了 Water under the bridge.
我想你了 I miss you.
你没资格这么跟我说 You don't get to say that to me.
请离开 Leave, please.
艾琳娜 我已经几年没见过你了 Elena, I haven't seen you in years.
我是说 I mean...
-难道这样不好... -我每天都能看到你 - wouldn't it be nice... - I see you every day.
我每次走过时代广场 Every time I walk through Times Square
或者打开那该死的电视的时候 or turn on the fucking TV.
我已经从你的生活里消失 I'm out of your life.
但你却一直在我眼前出现 You never left mine.
对不起 好吗 真的很对不起 I'm sorry, okay? I'm really sorry.
-我不是故意 -我不想听你道歉 懂吗 - I didn't mean... - I don't want your apology, okay?
我要你赶紧滚 I want you to get out.
象牙塔 逃避现实生活的"世外桃源"
好吗 我要你回到你的象牙塔顶楼 Okay? I want you to go back to your ivory penthouse
在那里你可以酗酒 想和谁上床就和谁上床 where you can drink and fuck whoever you want.
回去找你的爱国者吧 Go back to Homelander.
我没法回去 I can't go back.
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梅芙 Maeve?
我太难了 It's too hard.
-发生了什么 -我真的太难了 - What happened? - It's just too hard.
告诉我发生了什么 Tell me what happened.
我一直在想那些 I keep thinking about all...
-那些人 -没事的 你会想出解决办法的 - all those people. - It's okay. You'll figure it out.
好吗 你会想出解决办法的 Okay? You'll figure it out.
你总是知道该怎么做 You always know what to do.
你一直知道该怎么做 对吗 You always know what to do, okay?
-我不知道 他们 -那就告诉我发生了什么 - I don't know. They don't... - So just tell me what happened.
告诉我发生了什么 Tell me what happened.
不 梅芙 如果这是 I don't know, Maeve, if this is...
-求你了 -不行 这 - Come on. - No. No, this is...
你显然 不行 我说了 停下 You're obviously... No, I said stop it.
行了 就单纯 All right, just...
跟我说说吧 just talk to me.
好吗 告诉我发生了什么 Okay? Just tell me what happened.
好吧 这 Yeah, this, um...
我不该来这里 this was a mistake.
不 跟我说说吧 告诉我到底 No, just talk to me. Just tell me what...
如果你 If you...
切丽
-你好 -他们来抓你了 - Hallo? - They're coming.
宝贝 他们查到你了 They're on to you, babe.
玄色就在我的公寓外面 Black Noir was outside my apartment.
哪个公寓 What location?
他们知道哪个地址 Which addresses do they have?
如果他们找到了我的地方 If they got to my place,
他们所有的都知道了 all of them.
默瑟医院
你是不是该出于职业礼节 So, you want to pay me the professional courtesy and tell me
告诉我你之前跑哪里去了 where the hell you disappeared to before?
我只是得去一趟店里 I just had to pop down to the shop.
去买几个"少管闲事"标签 I was running a bit low on mind your own fucking business.
最好是好消息 This better be good.
我暴露了 I'm burned.
什么 该死 法国佬 怎么可能 What? Fucking hell, Frenchie. How?
我不知道 I don't know.
那我们其他人呢 What about the rest of us?
我真是谢谢你的关心 Your concern for me is very sweet.
也许暴露了 也许没有 Maybe, maybe not.
目前为止 他们似乎只是 So far, they only seem to be
在抓我 我得躲起来 hitting my places. I'm taking off.
-那个女孩呢 -别管她了 - What about the girl? - Fucking leave her.
鬼知道他们会怎么对她 God knows what they'll do to her.
伙计 神仙打架不关我们的事 Supe-on-supe violence ain't our concern, mate.
布彻 Butcher.
我说了他妈的别管她 I said fucking leave her.
他妈的 Merde.
他暴露了 Burnt.
当时是心灵之地"爱尔兰之幸"选美大赛 It was the Heartland Beauties "Luck of the Irish" pageant.
舞台上的灯光灭了 The lights went out on stage
这个姑娘双手发光 点亮了全场 and this one lit up the room with the glow from her hands.
演出必须继续 The show must go on.
那真是太可爱了 That's so sweet.
-星光 还有15分钟 -抱歉 你们可以 - 15 minutes, Starlight. - I'm sorry, could you, could you
让我们私下待一会吗 just give us one minute, please?
星光马上就会登场 Starlight will begin shortly.
请走到主舞台 Please go to the main stage.
妈妈 我不能这样 Mom, I can't do this.
你不舒服吗 怎么了 Are you sick? What's wrong?
不是 只是感觉不对 No, it just doesn't feel right.
-什么意思 -实话实话 - What does that mean? - Honestly...
我真的以为在这里的感觉会和之前一样 I really thought that being here would feel like it used to,
但并不是 but it doesn't.
它变了 或者是我变了 It's changed, or maybe I've changed.
但是 But...
妈妈 过去这几个月 Mom, these past few months...
告诉他们我不会出场 No, tell them I'm not going on.
亲爱的 Honey.
我为这一刻等了23年 I've waited 23 years for this.
这不是 This isn't...
这与你无关 This isn't about you.
无关吗 Isn't it?
我秘密地培养你 I mean, I... I kept your secret,
为了钱还卖掉了房子 scrimped by selling houses,
带你去参加所有超级英雄活动 took you to all the supe events.
求你了 Please.
我所有的朋友都在电视机前 All my friends are gonna be watching on TV.
求你了 Please?
心肝 他们冲我来了 They're coming for me, mon coeur.
那些超级英雄 The Supes.
我被下了命令 把你留给他们 I've been ordered to leave you here for them to find.
屠夫[布彻]先生[法语] 你也知道 And monsieur charcuter, you know,
他知道我会照办的 他就是这样看我的 he knows I'll comply, that's how he sees me.
在他眼里我就是条疯狗 Like this mad bastard,
只在伤害别人或者杀戮的时候有用 only good for hurting or killing, you know?
我就像一把枪 他拿着我 Like a gun, he takes me,
指一个方向然后开枪 points me in a direction and fires.
但我不是这样的人 It's not who I am.
你也不是这样的人 It's not who you are, either.
我俩是一类人 就像鸡蛋一样 We're the same, you and I. Like eggs.
外表坚硬内心柔软 或者像是菠萝 Hard outside, soft inside... Or pineapples, perhaps.
亲爱的 不管那些混蛋对你有什么计划 Whatever those bastards got planned for you,
你都不应该受这样的苦 心肝 you don't deserve it, mon coeur.
深水主陷入了麻烦 The Deep finds himself
这一切只因为他愚蠢地试图 in hot water following a harebrained attempt
从海洋公园中解救一只海豚 to free a dolphin from Oceanland.
知情人士披露 当警察试图拦截被抢劫的面包车时 Insiders say when police tried to intercept the hijacked van
深水主失去了对面包车地控制 Deep lost control of the vehicle and crashed
那只海豚撞穿了车头挡风玻璃 catapulting the dolphin through the front windshield
摔在了地上 它被路过的车所碾压 onto the road, where it was run over by an 18...
信仰博览会的观众 你们好 Hello there, Believe Expo!
很荣幸今天晚上我能来这里 I am so honored to be here tonight.
你们知道我第一次公开露面 Did you know that my first public appearance
就是在这个舞台上 was right here on this very stage
和以西结以及大家庭的其他人在一起 with Ezekiel and the rest of the family?
今天我想跟大家分享 Today, I wanted to share with you
我是如何接受基督 how I accepted Christ...
作为我的救世主 as my personal savior.
为什么他的方式就是唯一的方式 How his way is the only way...
能不能 Just...
请关掉音乐 just please stop the music.
请关掉 Please stop.
你想让我忍耐这一切 然后为了你这么做吗 You want me to just suck it up and do this for you?
你根本不知道你到底在要求些什么 You have no idea what you're really asking.
你根本不知道我经历了什么 You have no idea what I've been through.
我在这里说的每一个词 都是照着稿子念的 Every single word that I say up here, I'm reading from a script.
这些字一个都不是我写的 I didn't write any of these words.
我都不知道我是否相信它们 I don't even know if I believe in them.
我是说 我信仰上帝 我也很爱上帝 但是 I mean, I believe in God, I love God so much, but...
老实说 这里的人都是这样 Honestly, it's... it's just how goddamn certain
都是这么该死地确信 everyone is around here.
票价是啥 170美元起吗 I mean, tickets start at, what, 170 bucks,
好让这些人告诉你怎么上天堂 so that these people can tell you how to get to heaven?
他们怎么知道的 真的有人知道吗 How do they know? How does anybody know?
圣经写出来的时候 人均寿命是30岁 When the Bible was written, life expectancy was 30 years old.
当然 我也不确定是否应该照着字面意思去理解它 I mean, I'm not so sure you're supposed to take it literally.
那上面还说吃虾是罪呢 It also says that it's a sin to eat shrimp.
如果你是同性恋 或者是甘地 What, if you're gay or if you're Gandhi,
你就要下地狱了吗 you're going to hell? I mean...
而且如果你有婚前性行为 And if you have sex before marriage,
这并不是不道德的 that's, that's not immoral.
这只是人性 That's human.
不道德的是 What's immoral
那个把他的屌往我嘴里怼的男人 is the guy who shoved his dick in my face.
-该死 -该死 - Shit. - Shit.
真相是 Here's the truth.
任何告诉你他们知道答案的人 都在说谎 Anyone who tells you they know the answers is lying.
我知道 我知道我应该是个 And I know, I know, I'm supposed to be
英雄 偶像 象征 之类的玩意 this hero-idol-symbol-whatever,
但我不知道我他妈的都在干些什么 but I don't know what the hell I'm doing.
我和你们所有人一样害怕和困惑 I'm just as scared and confused as the rest of you.
我受够伪装了 I'm done pretending,
我也受够这些鬼东西了 and I'm done taking any more shit.
谢谢 Thank you.
借过 Excuse me.
中大奖了 Jackpot.
-化合物V吗 -对 而且是一大堆 - Compound V? - Oh, yeah, and lots of it.
我的天啊 Oh, my god.
上帝啊 Jesus.
这他妈的是个婴儿超级英雄 That's a fucking baby supe.
被上帝选中之人 骗鬼 Chosen by God, my ass.
这些贱逼都是从实验室里造出来的 These cunts are made in a fucking lab.
你好 Hey.
嘿 冷静 Hey, easy.
刚刚 那场演讲棒极了 That... that was a great speech.
我是说 我知道 你应该了解你的受众 I mean, come on... I mean, know your audience,
但是刚刚那就像 but that was, like,
比利·乔在麦迪逊广场花园发表了70岁生日演讲
乔在广场花园一样震撼 that was Joel at the Garden. That was...
我很高兴你能喜欢 I am so glad you enjoyed it.
我真高兴 你跟以西结的黄金时光过得怎么样 I'm so glad. How was your quality time with Ezekiel?
需要我再帮你拿些贵宾票吗 Any more VIP tickets I can get for you?
因为我很乐意为你效劳 Because I'm so here for you.
-不是那样的 -你确定吗 - It's not like that. - You sure?
因为我还可以帮你拿个纪念品杯子 'Cause I can get you a commemorative cup.
或者以西结手办 Or I can get you an Ezekiel figurine,
-或者礼品袋 -我女朋友死了 - or a goodie bag. - My girlfriend died.
什么 What?
不久前的事 Happened not too long ago,
我来这是为了找个方法 and I came here looking for a way
脱离我现在这个情况 to get out of the shit that I'm in right now.
那对你来说不公平 我真的很抱歉 And that wasn't fair to you, and I'm so sorry.
但我现在不觉得 I really don't think there's anything
有什么能帮到我或者解决问题 that can help it anymore or fix it...
或者让情况好转的办法 or make it better.
我在这听到的一切 And everything I heard here?
妈的完全没用 Well, that helped a total of jack shit.
除了你刚刚说的那些 Except for what you said.
你是对的 没人知道 I mean, you're right, there's... nobody knows.
那他妈的是我一天下来 And that's the only fucking thing I've heard all day
听到的唯一有道理的话 that's made any sense at all,
那简直是上帝的真理 and that is the God's honest truth.
-我真的很抱歉 -不 不 不 - I'm so sorry. - No, no, no.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
小心点 针管里进些空气 Okay, easy with that. You get some air in there,
就可能杀了这孩子 you could kill the kid.
要那样的话 可真是太不幸了呢 Well, wouldn't that be a crying shame?
行了 All right.
我们溜吧 Let's bugger off.
行了 All right.
干嘛呢 Hey!
拖住他们 Hey, keep them busy.
学着点 朋友 Watch and learn, son.
卧槽啊 Holy fuck.
这简直太邪恶了 That was diabolical.
你真是个他妈的小美人 You little fucking beauty.
干得漂亮 崽 You done good, lad.
-快点 布彻 该走了 -好 - Come on, Butcher, it's time to go. - Yeah.
你乖乖的 小太阳 Now, you keep your nose clean, sunshine,
不然我就回来揍扁你 or I'll come back and stomp you.
我的天啊 星光在信仰博览会的发言 Holy smokes, Starlight shocking the Christian community
震惊了基督教群体 during her address at Believe Expo,
安全警报
她质疑了自己的信仰 when she questioned her faith in...
我看见你了 I see you.
我知道你在盯着我 I know you're watching me.
你最近经常在那儿 You've been out there quite a lot lately.
一直在盯着我看 Always watching.
所以你为什么不进来呢 So why don't you just come on inside?
你怕我吗 You afraid of me?
进来吧 Come in.
我没有给予你足够的关注吗 Have I not been paying enough attention to you?
你是不是寂寞了 Are you lonely?
那么寂寞 一定很辛苦 It must be hard, feeling so alone.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry...
但是你不可以发表那样子的演讲 but you cannot give a speech like that.
你不能不乖 You cannot be bad.
过来 Come here.
你要乖乖的 You have to be good.
你要听我的话 And you have to listen to me.
这样我们都能得到我们想要的 And then we both can get what we want.
真乖 That's good.
真是我的乖孩子 You're my good boy.
《Ain't No Sunshine》—— Bill Withers
*她离开时 阳光不再照耀* *Ain't no sunshine when she's gone*
*她离开时 世界不再温暖* *It's not warm when she's away*
*她离开时 阳光不再照耀* *Ain't no sunshine when she's gone*
*但她已经离开太久了* *And she's always gone too long*
*每当她离开的时候* *Any time she goes away...*
不 不 不要 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
*不知道这次她去了哪里* *Wonder this time where's she's gone*
*不知道她是否永远离开* *Wonder if she's gone to stay*
*她离开时 阳光不在照耀* *Ain't no sunshine when she's gone*
*这座房子不是家* *And this house just ain't no home*
*每当她离开的时候* *Any time she goes away*
*而且我知道 我知道* *And I know, I know, I know*
*我知道 我知道 我知道* *I know, I know, I know, I know, I know*
*我知道 我知道 我知道* *I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know...*
一个奇迹 A miracle.
*我知道 我知道 我知道 我知道* *I know, I know, I know, I know, I know...*
你是一个奇迹 You are a miracle.
*我应该让年轻的自由生长* *Hey, I ought to leave the young thing alone*
*但她离开时 阳光不再闪耀* *But ain't no sunshine when she's gone*
*不 不* *No, no*
*她离开时 阳光不再闪耀* *Ain't no sunshine when she's gone*
*每日只有黑暗* *Only darkness every day*
*她离开时 阳光不再闪耀* *Ain't no sunshine when she's gone*
*这座房子不是家* *And this house just ain't no home*
*每当她离开的时候* *Any time she goes away*
*而且我知道 我知道 我知道* *And I know, I know, I know, I know*
*我知道 我知道 我知道* *I know, I know, I know, I know*
*我知道 我知道 我知道* *I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know*
*我知道 我知道 我知道* *I know, I know, I know, I know*
*我应该让年轻的自由生长* *Hey, I ought to leave the young thing alone*
*但她离开时 阳光不再照耀* *But ain't no sunshine when she's gone*
*不 不* *No, no*
*她离开时 阳光不再照耀* *Ain't no sunshine when she's gone*
*每日只有黑暗* *Only darkness every day*
*她离开时 阳光不再照耀* *Ain't no sunshine when she's gone*
*这座房子不是家* *And this house just ain't no home*
*每当她离开的时候* *Any time she goes away.*