翻译 张三
翻译 桃子
翻译 Laiyx
翻译 芦荟
翻译 榴莲真的香
翻译 龙雀后宫三千人
所以 你不是联邦调查局的 So, you're... you're not a fed?
校对 DD
你听到了吗 那是警察要来了 Do you hear that? That's the old bill.
校对 Amber
所以除非你想解释为什么 So unless you want to explain why you've got
美国最受欢迎的隐形白痴在你面前躺尸 America's favorite invisible wanker dead on the floor,
校对 龙雀后宫三千人
给我搭把手 行吗 give us a fucking hand, will ya?
时间轴 空集
时间轴 龙雀后宫三千人
妈的 Aw, shit.
压制 FakeCode
压制 耳屎可以吃
总监 龙雀后宫三千人
《黑袍纠察队》
第一季 第二集
好了 听着 我为联邦调查局干过活 All right, listen, I have worked for the feds.
我为很多人干过活 I've worked for loads of people.
我大概可以被称为雇佣兵 I'm what you might call an independent contractor.
你有麻烦 你叫我 我解决麻烦 You got a problem, you call me, I solve the problem.
什么声音 What is that?
那是个麻烦 That's a problem.
感谢老天 他还活着 Oh, thank fuck, he's alive.
太好了 他还活着 行 靠边停车 Yes, yes, he's alive! Okay, pull over.
不 不 休伊 你他妈的没搞明白 No, no, no, hughie, you don't fucking get it.
-到路边 停车 -这他妈的糟多了 - Pull the car over. - This is a fucksight worse.
他看过我们的脸 He's seen our faces.
我的天 Oh, my god.
不 不 不 我办不到 No, no, no, no, no. I can't do this.
我办不到 让我出去 I can't do this. Let me out.
-让我出去 靠边停车 -休伊 - Let me out. Pull over! - Hughie,
你现在走掉 你就永远没办法为罗宾复仇 you walk away now, and you will never get payback for Robin.
在你余下的人生里 You'll spend the rest of your life
只能他妈的坐着自怨自艾 sitting on your ass with fucking regret.
那是你想要的吗 Now, is that what you want?
我认识个家伙 很牛掰 I know a bloke. Top man.
他会知道怎么办的 He'll know what to do.
早上好 亲爱的 Morning, luv.
法国佬在吗 Frenchie about?
你会喜欢这个人的 You'll love this guy.
法国佬 Frenchie.
嘿 法国佬 Oi, frenchie.
屠夫[布彻]先生 Monsieur charcuter.
真是个惊喜 This is a surprise.
很高兴见到你 Good to see you.
见到你我也很高兴 兄弟 Good to see you, too, mate.
这意思是你带了欠我的四万美元 Means you brought that 40,000 you owe me?
不然的话 你为什么要出现在这里 I mean, why else would you show your face around here?
因为我为你带了样更好的东西 Because I've got something even better for you.
有没有兴趣拿到双倍的钱 How would you like to double your money?
零的双倍还是零 The double of zero is zero.
他是谁 Who is he?
他吗 This guy?
他是休伊·坎贝尔 Oh, this here is Hughie Campbell.
我们 在一起干了个小活 We're, uh, working a little job together.
那他竟然还活着 And he's still alive?
你跟我也合作过 你不也还完好无损 You and I worked together, and you're still in one piece.
是吗 Am I?
你他妈的到底想不想知道我们干了点啥 Look, do you want to know what the fucking job is or not?
打开它 Open it.
里面是谁 Who is in there?
你的探险精神去哪儿了 法国佬 Where's your sense of adventure, Frenchie?
你们这些傻逼他妈的死定了 You dumb fucks are fucking dead!
你们有没有 Have you any... Aah!
是隐形人 That's Translucent.
你把隐形人装到了你的后备箱里 You got Translucent in your trunk, huh?
什么都瞒不住你 兄弟 Nothing gets past you, mate.
滚 把他带走 Go away. Get him out of here.
行了 行了 冷静点 All right, all right, easy.
他身上有芯片 He's chipped.
超级英雄们可能在来这里的路上了 The supes could be on their way.
爱国者可能现在就在路上 Homelander could be on his way right now.
等下 他身上有芯片 Wait, he's chipped?
你竟然把他带到了我门口 You bring this to my doorstep?
这可不是我的麻烦 This is not my problem, huh?
现在是了 他知道了你的长相 Well, it is now. He knows what you look like.
法国佬 我需要你的帮助 兄弟 Look, Frenchie, I need your help, mate,
我得不到你的帮助是不会走的 and I ain't leaving till I get it,
起码在七巨头出现之前我是不会走的 or till the Seven show up.
火车头 来 了 Here comes the A-train!
伙计 过得怎么样 My man, how you doing?
看 我给你带了点东西 Look, I brought you something.
-谢谢 -不客气 - Thanks? - Yeah.
对不起 我想要的是隐形人 I'm sorry, I asked for Translucent.
对 但是隐形人现在正在执行 Right, but Translucent is on a secret,
一项秘密卧底任务 undercover mission right now.
但你得到了火车头啊宝贝 But you got the A-train, baby.
但是 我的愿望是和隐形人见面 But... my wish was to meet Translucent.
那是我唯一的愿望 他是我的英雄 That was my only wish. He's my hero.
对 或许他下个星期可以顺便来 Well, you know, maybe he can swing by
拜访一下什么的 next week or some...
你知道吗 You know what?
我或许不能隐身 Maybe I can't turn invisible,
但是我是世界上最快的男人 but I am the world's fastest man.
我能跑过任何人或者任何东西 Like, I can outrun anybody or anything.
这还是 挺厉害的 对吧 That's... that's something, right?
我跟你说 等你身体状况好点了 Look, I'll tell you what, you get better,
我就教你怎么跑得像我一样快 and I'll teach you to run as fast as me.
-真的吗 -真的 - Yeah? - Yeah.
那你会教我怎么跑过癌症吗 You'll teach me to outrun cancer?
嗯 Yeah.
我的天 赶紧关了 Oh, my god, turn that off.
我得跟你说多少次 How many times do I have to tell you
要给火车头稿子念 that A-train needs to be scripted?
-是 -当他没有稿子时 - Right. - When he does not have a script,
-这种事就会发生 -我马上解决 真抱歉 - this is what happens. - I'm on it. I'm so sorry.
-这不会再发生了 -行 - It will not happen again. - All right.
隐形人在哪儿 And where is Translucent?
我们知道他不在大楼里 We know he's not in the building.
他没有触发任何动作感应器 He hasn't triggered any of the motion sensors.
他估计又他妈的在外面酗酒 He's probably out on another one of his fucking benders.
他明晚不是有组队任务吗 Doesn't he have a team-up tomorrow night?
对 和深水主一起 Yeah, with the Deep.
-找个候补吧 -我马上就去 - Get a backup. - I'm on it.
好的 去吧 Okay, go.
好 Okay.
你好 Hello?
玄色 Black Noir.
我们没还没有正式认识 我是星光 We haven't properly met yet. I'm Starlight.
我很期待和你一起工作 I look forward to working with you.
她在那里 There she is.
嗨 适应的怎么样 Hi. How you settling in?
还是得慢慢调整 Well, uh, it's an adjustment.
那肯定啊 That's for sure.
-这位是特雷弗 -你好 - This is Trevor... - Hi.
他是犯罪分析部的 From crime analytics.
我们要告诉你个令人激动的消息 So, we have exciting news for you.
我们要派你进行你的第一次巡逻了 We are sending you on your first patrol.
在明晚 是个组队任务 It's a team-up tomorrow night.
那太棒了 Oh, that's great.
-这真是好消息 谢谢你 -你好 - That's great news. Thank you. - Hi.
我是你的铁杆粉丝 这个给你 Big fan. There you go.
-犯罪行程表 -对 - A crime itinerary? - Yep.
沃特公司 犯罪行程表 2019年5月25日
什么时间在哪里能找到坏人 Where and when to find the bad guys.
这是我的部门的工作 我们审查线索 That's what my department does. We vet leads,
运算卫星数据 电脑数值 crunch satellite data, comp-stat.
情报搞得比警方的还好 Better intel than the police.
谢谢 但是我不用了 You know, thanks, but I'm good.
我 我喜欢自己调查 I... I like to do my own investigating.
这正是我们爱你的原因 And that is why we love you,
但这不是我们说了算的 but it's not coming from us.
是公司 为了保护你 It's corporate. To protect you.
你抓错人了怎么办 What if you nab the wrong person?
我们得考虑不利因素 There's liability to consider.
深水主也会来吗 The... the Deep is coming?
对 这次犯罪在水边 Yeah, it's a water-adjacent crime.
那他应该自己去 他不需要我 Then he should do it himself. He doesn't need me.
本来应该是深水主和隐形人一起 It was gonna be Deep and Translucent,
但是82层的所有人都超期望你能出去战斗 but everyone on 82 is so excited to get you out there.
好 只是 在得梅因的时候 Yeah, it's just, uh, you know, back in Des Moines,
我一直都是一个人巡逻 I always patrolled alone.
这正是我们爱你的原因 And that is why we love you.
但是当英雄们组队出现的时候 But we see at least a 23% uptick
我们发现媒体提及次数 英雄话题标签使用次数 in social media mentions and hero hashtags
都会上升至少23% when there's a team-up.
人们都爱组队任务 People love a team-up.
爱组队任务 Love a team-up.
《Neat Neat Neat》——The Damned
*做个男人 一个神秘的男人* *Be a man, kinda mystery man.*
*做个娃娃 一个宝贝娃娃* *Be a doll, be a baby doll.*
*我有个预感 然后我听到了呼唤* *I got a feeling, then I hear this call.*
*我说好 好 好 她买不起大炮* *I said neat, neat, neat, she can't afford no cannon.*
*好 好 好* *Neat, neat, neat.*
*她完全买不起枪* *She can't afford no gun at all.*
*好 好 好* *Neat, neat, neat.*
*她买不起大炮* *She can't afford no Cannon.*
*好 好 好* *Neat, neat, neat.*
那玩意真的能屏蔽芯片的信号吗 That stuff really blocks the chip's signal?
对 这是个无线电屏蔽箔 Yeah. It's just R.F. shielding foil.
你可以在弗莱斯电子买到 You can get it at Fry's.
你是搞情报科技的吗 You in tech intelligence?
只是销售和安装而已 Uh, sales and installation.
什么鬼 Oh, what the fuck?
我在哪里 Where am I?
早上好啊 阳光小帅哥 Oi. Morning, sunshine.
-你们知道我是谁吗 -不确定 - You know who I am? - Not sure.
我认识的隐形混蛋太多了 I know so many invisible assholes.
你们这些该死的外行 You fucking amateurs!
该死 Fuck!
搞什么鬼 What the fuck?!
孩子 小心那些铁网哟 Ooh, mind them bars, son.
要不然你只会再次弄伤自己 You'll only bollocks yourself again.
好吧 你们想要什么 要钱吗 Uh, okay, what do you guys want? Money?
我们不要你那该死的钱 We don't want your fucking money.
法国佬 有什么想法吗 What do you think, Frenchie?
你他妈的把一个烫手山芋扔给了我 You just dropped the moby fucking dick of problems on my plate.
这就是我的想法 That's what I think.
满意了吗 Okay?
他可以重组他皮肤上的碳素 把其变成超材料 He can re-order his carbon on his skin into meta-material.
和钻石一样硬 It's hard as diamonds.
几乎没法穿透 It's nearly impossible to penetrate.
好吧 那让他窒息而死呢 All right, how 'bout we suffocate him?
早在2007年一些多米尼加人就试过了 Some Dominicans already tried this, way back in '07.
结果呢 And what happened?
他们全他妈死了 They're all fucking dead now.
这就是结果 That's what happened.
好吧 该死 那我们电死他吧 All right, then, fuck it, electrocution.
我们只需要增大电流 We'll just increase the amps.
我们已经用了足够强的电流了 You already hit him with enough to drop
都能杀死一头水牛了 a water buffalo, and look.
也许能把他电昏 但似乎杀不死他 对吧 Might knock him out. Doesn't seem to kill him, huh?
没错 我们得想个办法刺穿他的皮肤 No. We need to pierce the skin somehow.
我们他妈的要怎么做到呢 Well, how the hell are we gonna do that?
我不知道 I don't know.
你们要杀死他吗 You're gonna kill him?
我们可不是带他来吃什么儿童欢乐套餐的 We didn't bring him here for a fucking happy meal.
我 我还以为我们要审问他之类的 I don't... I thought we'd question him or something.
我也不知道 但是你抓到了这么重要的 I don't know, you get a... you get ahold of someone this big...
在关塔那摩监狱 我们不得不在6个月里对 At Gitmo, we had to water board Khalid Sheikh Mohammed
哈立德·谢赫·穆罕默德 巴基斯坦人 被美国反恐部门认为是911恐怖袭击的主要策划者
哈立德·穆罕默德水刑183次 才撬开他嘴巴一次 183 times over six months to get him to talk just once.
现在 我们可没有六个月 Now, we ain't got six months.
我甚至怀疑我们连六个小时都没有 I doubt we've even got six hours.
你刚才说的话有很多难以置信的地方 There are so many crazy things about what you just said,
但现在 你可是在想随随便便杀死 but right now, you're talking about randomly killing
这个星球上最著名的人之一 one of the most famous men on the planet.
一个该死的国家宝藏 A goddamn national treasure.
我觉得 人们往往会注意到这种事的 I mean... people tend to notice that kind of thing.
但如果我们放他走 And if we let him go...
你觉得七巨头会怎么对我们 What do you think the Seven will do to us?
变成了人行道上的肉酱之后 你可没法搞火车头了 You can't get A-train if you're a greasy smear on the pavement.
我不是个杀人凶手 I'm not a murderer.
没关系 That's all right.
我是 I am.
比赛很快就要开始了 你感觉怎么样 The race is coming up quickly. How you feeling?
火车头虽然是个劲敌 Look, A-train is a fierce competitor,
但是没人能永远是世界上最快的人 but no one can be the world's fastest man forever.
这么说吧 我觉得我赢面挺 Let's just say I like my chan...
我会永远保护你 I'll always protect you.
有了小爱国者的拥抱 你的小英雄永远不会害怕 Your little hero will never be afraid with the junior Homelander cuddle...
很遗憾的告诉大家 我找到了市长的湾流飞机 I regret to inform you that I've located the mayor's Gulfstream.
巴尔的摩市长的飞机被找到
在哈得孙海底峡谷下三公里多的地方 It's about two miles down at the bottom of Hudson Canyon.
没有生还者 There are no survivors,
我还没有找到飞行记录仪 and I've yet to locate the flight recorder.
虽然喷气机已经成了碎片 Though the jet was fragmented,
但有一个引擎还是完好无损的 there was one engine fully intact,
看起来事故原因是引擎故障 and it appears to be engine failure.
我想说 So I'd like to offer...
-奶量还很足吗 -是的 是啊 - Still going strong, huh? - Oh, yeah, yeah.
我刚吸了差不多30分钟 I've just been pumping for 30 minutes,
别对自己要求太高 Hey, hey, go easy on yourself.
别这样嘛 Come on, now.
我觉得你这个年纪的女人还能生小孩 Personally, I think it's amazing that a woman your age
就已经很棒了 can have a baby, period.
你嘴真甜 That is so sweet of you to say.
不客气 Oh, no problem.
你找到隐形人了吗 Hey, you found Translucent yet?
-你听说那件事了 -对啊 - You heard about that? - Mm-hmm.
没 还没找到 No, not yet.
你知道的 我可以去找他 Well, you know, I could search for him.
亲自去找 Personally.
没那个必要 That's not necessary.
好吧 Right.
你听说巴尔的摩市长的事情了吗 Hey, did you hear about the mayor of Baltimore?
我知道 Yeah. Yeah.
听说他的飞机坠毁了 Heard his plane went down.
好像是什么引擎故障 Some sort of engine trouble.
真可怕 Yeah, it's awful.
我周二刚见过他 I saw him on Tuesday.
和他就在这里开了个会 Had a meeting with him right here.
人要懂得珍惜 对吧 Well, hug your kids, right?
因为你永远不知道会发生什么 'Cause you never know what might happen.
说的太对了 So true.
你知道有趣的是什么吗 You know what's interesting?
深水主就告诉了我一个人 The Deep told me, and only me,
说市长飞机引擎上 that there were, uh, scorch marks
有灼烧的痕迹 on the mayor's engine.
似乎就是两小束强光造成的 Almost as if from two small, high-intensity beams,
宽度差不多和人类的眼睛一样 roughly the width of human eyes.
想说什么就直说吧 Say what you mean to say.
你的品牌形象是希望 Your brand is hope,
棒球 美国 阳光 baseball, America... sunshine.
而不是复仇 You don't do vengeance.
马德琳 我透过墙听见他说的话了 Madelyn, I heard him through the wall of this...
他在敲诈你 He was blackmailing you.
我完全不需要你来拯救 I am the last person you need to save.
是的 但我那样做是为了你 Yeah, but I... I did it for you.
我懂 但你考虑过时机吗 I know, but did the timing occur to you?
今天晚上我要接待参议院拨款委员会一半的成员 I have half the Senate Appropriations Committee coming tonight.
他怎么知道化合物V的事情的 How did he even know about compound V?
我们不谈这个 We are not going to talk about that.
别这样 马德琳 Oh, come on, Madelyn.
你不需要对我隐瞒任何事 You do not need to hide things from me.
我和你一样热爱沃特公司 I love Vought as much as you do,
-并且我可以做更多 -你可以做更多 - and I can do more. - You can do more?
你已经为我们赚了123亿美元了 You've already grossed $12.3 billion for us.
是啊 然后好让82楼的混蛋抢去所有的功劳吗 Right. So the pricks on 82 can take all the fucking credit?
那些徒有其表 康奈尔大学毕业的混蛋吗 少来了 Empty fucking suits with Cornell degrees? Come on.
在外面做事的人是我 不是他们 I'm the one who's out there. Not them.
了解观众的人是我 I'm the one who, who... who knows the audience.
了解这家公司需要什么的人也是我 Who knows what's good for the company.
我懂 我明白你的意思 I know. I hear you.
真的 但是我现在需要的是 I do. But what I need right now,
你去把那些国会议员迷个神魂颠倒 is I need you to charm the shit out of those congressmen.
好的 Right.
毕竟我就是用来干这个的 对吧 'Cause that's all I'm good for, huh?
微笑 长得帅 照着剧本读台词 Smile, look pretty, say my lines.
不是的 No. No.
你得让我保护你 You just need to let me protect you.
-你想要保护我嘛 -对啊 - Oh, you're gonna protect me? - Mm-hmm.
神是纯洁的 Gods are pure
是完美的 and they're perfect
他们超然物外 and they're above it all.
并且他们必须保持如此 And they need to stay that way.
你在漏奶 You're leaking.
谢谢 Thank you.
爱国者
下午3点28分 爸爸 未接来电
-喂 -喂 爸爸 - Hello? - Hi, dad.
休伊 你去哪了 我一直在给医院打电话 Hughie, where have you been? I've been calling hospitals.
-我没事 -但是警察说 - I'm fine. - But the police are saying
有个疯子开进了盖里的店里 some wacko drove into Gary's store,
直接从窗户撞了进去 然后逃掉了 right through the window, and then took off.
我还以为你受伤了 或者被绑架了 I thought maybe you've been hurt, or... or kidnapped.
我看了《日界线》上关于人口走私... I saw this Dateline on human trafficking...
爸爸 我没有被人贩子抓走 好吗 Dad, I haven't been human trafficked, okay?
我提早关门了 那肯定在我走后发生的 I closed up early. It must have happened after I left.
但是你去哪里了 But where'd you go?
在安东尼家喝酒而已 Just been drinking at Anthony's.
-发泄一下 -我打给了安东尼 好吗 - Blowing off steam. - No... now, I called Anthony, all right?
我打给了所有人 没人见过你 别骗我 I called everybody. No one's seen you. Don't lie to me.
好吧 这有点难解释 Yeah, it's kind of hard to explain.
爸爸 听着 我得挂了 Hey, dad, listen, I got to, I got to go.
听着 我知道罗宾的意外 Just, listen, I know you've been taking
让你很难接受 Robin's accident real hard.
-那不是意外 -好了 - It wasn't an accident. - All... all right, all right.
我想告诉你 你是个好小伙 My point is, you're a good boy.
你是个好孩子 快回家吧 You're a sensitive boy. Come home.
在你做出什么傻事前 赶紧回家好吗休伊 Okay? Before you do something stupid, come home, Hughie.
-我先挂了 -别 等等 休... - I got to go. - No, w-wait, Hugh...
我听说我们要开会 Well, I heard we had a meeting.
那么 我先走了 So, um, I'll just leave you to it.
别急 现在不就在开会吗 深水主 Well, we're having a meeting right now, aren't we, Deep?
就你和我 You and me.
-进来吧 -好的 - Come on in. - Yeah. Sure.
所以怎么了 So, uh, what, uh...
我能为你做什么吗 or is there, is there anything I can, can do for you,
爱国者 Homelander?
有是有 Well, yeah. I-I guess, uh...
你可以帮我理清一些事 深水主 well, you can help me understand something, Deep,
因为 'cause, uh...
我也不知道 大概我太蠢了 I don't know, maybe I'm stupid.
我蠢吗 深水主 Am I stupid, Deep?
什么 当然不 What? No.
你当然不蠢 No. You're not stupid.
你可聪明了 不是吗 You're-you're smart. Very smart, right?
是的 Yeah. Okay.
那是因为什么 So, what possible reason...
什么样敏锐的鱼类直觉 What, uh, razor-sharp fish instinct...
会让你跑到斯蒂尔威尔那 made you run to Stillwell
把你在海里看到的东西向她打小报告 and tell her what you thought you saw down there?
是这样的 我以为... All right, look, I-I thought... I thought I, I was, uh...
我并不知道 我看到了什么 I-I don't even know... I don't know what I saw down there,
事实上那里又黑又浑 as a matter of fact. It was, it was really dark and, uh, muddy...
那里的水也很浊 the water was really muddy.
对不起 好吗 对不起 I'm sorry. Okay? I'm sorry.
我没有... I-I didn't...
事实上我什么都没看见 I didn't really see anything down there, as a matter of fact.
我也是这么想的 That's what I thought.
-是的 -是的 - Yeah. - Yeah.
我相信我们不用再进行这样的对话了 And I trust we never have to have this conversation again.
不用了 当然不用 No. Of course not.
一次就够了 Just this once.
现在滚回去操你的鲸鱼去吧 Now go fuck shamu in the blowhole.
好的 Yeah.
这个子弹头的材质和他的皮肤一样 Rounds coated in the same carbon metamaterial as his skin.
会有用吗 Will it work?
俺也不晓得 Je ne sais pas.
伙计们 Guys?
你要干嘛 等等 别 What are you doing? Wait! No, no, no! Wait, wait!
你可真他妈蠢 You stupid, fucking asshole.
我可是刀枪不入的 I'm invincible.
你们几个蠢逼 You stupid motherfuckers.
我可是他妈的隐形人 I'm fucking Translucent.
我无坚不摧 I'm indestructible.
他们找到我只是时间问题 It's only a matter of time before they come for me.
你们就死定了 You're fucking dead!
干得漂亮啊 Well, that was great, guys.
真棒 That was awesome.
我等下回来 法兰奇 Frenchie, back later.
你去哪 Where are you going?
我有个主意 希望不大 但可能有用 Got an idea. Long shot, might help.
-现在去 -这现在形势不也挺好 对吧 - Now? - Yeah, well, it's all under control here, isn't it?
你们两个别搞起来了 Try not to bugger each other.
我操 Ah, fuck me.
操 Fuck.
抱歉 斯蒂尔威尔女士 Oh. Sorry, Ms. Stillwell.
你是安妮卡吗 Are you Anika?
斯蒂尔威尔女士 我不知道你在... Ms. Stillwell, I didn't know that you were...
你这身真好看 you look really nice.
谢谢 能给我看看吗 Thank you. Could you please show me?
我们五分钟前才成功定位了 Yeah. We haven't been able to ping Translucent's chip
-隐形人的芯片 -他在哪 - until about five minutes ago. - Well, where is he?
泽西市 Jersey city.
他在那干嘛 What the hell is he doing in Jersey city?
他大概在这十个街区的范围内 Well, he's somewhere in this ten-block area.
这就是你最精确的定位了吗 That is the best you can do?
可能他的芯片失灵了 It's possible the chip's glitching,
-或者有别的干扰 -好吧 - or there's some kind of interference... - Okay.
让安保部去搜 有必要的话就逐户去查 Tell security to search the area, door-to-door if necessary.
让他们低调点 But tell them to be discreet.
他是隐形的 所以低调应该不难 He is invisible, so it shouldn't be that hard.
好的 Okay.
真令人惊讶 Oh, wow. What a surprise.
水上犯罪啊 A water crime.
我真是操了 我发誓 Fuck me running. I swear to god,
现在也就只有港口出了问题他们才会叫我 they only call me when there's trouble at a dock.
或者河湖 运河啥的 Or a river or a lake, canal.
还有防波堤 A jetty.
一群蠢货 我可以干的事多了去了 Fucking idiots. I could be doing so much more.
但是沃特只想让我跳水里 But no, Vought just wants me to make my big pretty dives
然后在社交媒体上秀我的二头肌 into the water and flash my fucking biceps for Instagram.
虽然一天有四百万点击量 但是 I mean, sure, four million hits a day, but still,
实在是他妈的掉价 it's fucking demeaning.
你又怎么了 What's your problem?
你摆了一晚上臭脸了 You've had that pissy look on your face all night.
不会吧... Ooh. What...?
还是因为那天晚上的事 is this about the other night again?
天啊 Jesus Christ.
还在这斤斤计较呢啊 Cry me a fucking river, all right?
我当初刚进来也是吃了很多屎的好吗 I took my share of shit when I first got here, okay?
再说了 你不是说你喜欢我吗 Besides, you had a crush on me, remember?
那根本没有给你任何的权利 That gives you no right... zero right...
去那么做 你个可悲的垃圾 to do what you did, you pathetic asshole.
-你给我闭嘴 -哦不然呢 - Hey. You shut your fucking mouth. - Or what?
你要拿一堆鱼来砸我吗 You'll sic a grouper on me?
我会告诉别人你是个疯子 I'll tell everyone you're a psycho.
-我会去找爱国者 -你不会的 - I'll go to Homelander. - No, you won't.
我四处打听了 你根本不是什么二把手 See, I asked around; you're not number two around here.
你就是个玩鱼的 You're just the fish guy.
别人都觉得你是个笑话 Everyone thinks you're a joke.
特别是我 Me, most of all.
不敢相信我当初信了你的鬼话 I cannot believe I fell for your crap.
-你个小婊... -你再敢碰我一下 - You stuck-up little... - You ever touch me again,
我就烧了你的狗眼 I will burn your eyes out.
听明白了吗 Understand me?
我们等下再算账 We'll finish this later.
你从正面上 我从后面迂回 You take them from the front, I'll come in from behind.
我会一直... I'll always...
伙计们 hey, boys.
快 走快点 Hurry up. Move faster.
你棒极了 干得漂亮 You're amazing. That was so great. That was really good.
-对镜头笑一个 -这是什么情况 - Smile for the cameras. - What? What the hell is this?
站他旁边说 "真过瘾" Yeah, stand over him and say "This is lit."
吉米 Oh, hey, Jimmy.
拍到我跳水的镜头了吗 帅呆了 Catch my dive in the water? It was fucking cherry.
很棒 Nice.
对镜头笑一个 星光 Smile at the camera, Starlight.
恭喜升迁啊 苏珊 Congrats on your promotion, Susan.
天啊 布彻 Jesus Christ. Butcher.
副局长女士 Madam deputy director, eh?
安德鲁和孩子们肯定为你感到高兴 Andrew and the kids must be chuffed for you.
小点声 不要谈及我的家人 Keep your voice down, and don't talk about my family.
这让我鸡皮疙瘩都起来了 It makes my skin crawl.
你在这干嘛 What are you doing here?
我想瞟一眼你的文件 Just need a quick dekko at some of your files.
-文件 什么文件 -有关超级英雄的 - My files? What files? - A couple of supes.
大事件 公开的 Big game, shout out.
隐形人 如果有的话 Translucent, if you got him.
-为什么是他 -没什么特别的原因 - Why translucent? - Eh, nothing special,
只是调查一下罢了 just ticking a few boxes.
所以你就在这大晚上的 So you just broke into my goddamn house
闯进我家里来 in the middle of the night?
好吧 All right.
我在想办法调查那个贱货 I'm trying to find a way to do the job on the cunt,
应该在马洛里的文件里 and if it's anywhere, it'll be in Mallory's files.
-你想让我继续说下去吗 -别 - Now would you like me to keep talking? - No.
一个字都别说了 No. Christ. Just don't fucking say another word.
马洛里的文件已经结案封存了 The Mallory files are dead and buried.
你是中央情报局的副局长 You're the deputy director of CIA operations.
-去取出来就是了 -不 - Dig 'em up. - No.
-为什么 -因为你 - Why not? - Because of you.
-我 -对 因为你 - Me? - Yes, you.
局长会把所有接近那些文件的人 The director will shitcan anyone
都给炒了 who even goes near those files.
都是因为你 如今追查超级英雄就是找死 You made it suicide to go after the supes.
你为什么还要卷入这种事里 What are you even doing back involved in this?
你是想一心找死吗 I mean, you have a death wish,
还是你对复仇执念太深 or are you a glutton for punishment?
二者都有吧 A bit of both, I suppose.
别这样 苏珊 Come on... Susan.
让我和一张纸独处五分钟 Five minutes alone with a piece of paper.
看在以前的交情上 没人会知道的 For old time's sakes. No one will know.
你真的要拿交情说事 You-you're really trying to sell this shit?
-怎么 有用吗 -你以为在酒吧厕所做爱 - Why, you buying it? - You think I look back fondly
是段快乐时光吗 at the times we fucked in bar bathrooms?
我们当时可是不乏欢笑 Oh, come on. We had a few laughs.
就像咱俩69那次 Like the time you sent me the edible arrangement.
我们之间只不过是你想要利用我 And what we had was you trying to use me,
好在这种时候消灾免难 for a get out of jail free card at a time like this.
如果只是这样的话 那么 Well, if that's all it was, then,
你为什么会这么心烦意乱呢 what's got you so hot and bothered
直接让我滚不就行了 when a simple "fuck you" would suffice?
滚吧 Fuck you.
从我家滚出去 Now get out of my house.
这次可是事关生死啊 Did I mention this is life or death?
那等你葬礼我就给你送个69块的果篮 I'll send an edible arrangement to your funeral.
嗨 Hi.
那个 我觉得你大概会渴 所以 I, um... I thought you might be thirsty, so...
你要是不想喝的话 我可以 well, if you don't want it, I can always...
不用 我想喝 No, I want it.
干杯 Cheers.
听好了 So, listen, um,
我要问你几个有关火车头的问题 I need to ask you some questions about A-train.
他那天冲过了那个女生 罗宾·沃德 When he, uh, burst through that woman the other day, Robin Ward.
我想知道原因 I-I need to know why.
他当时要去哪儿 他是在干什么 Where was he going? What was he doing?
为什么 她是你姐妹吗 Why? Was she your sister?
还是女朋友 Girlfriend?
女朋友 Girlfriend.
你搞这些就是为了这么件事 天哪 That's what all this is about? Christ.
我怎么会知道那些啊 What makes you think I know anything about it?
我知道你和火车头关系不错 I know you and A-train were tight.
你俩是一起升为七巨头的 You guys came up together.
你他妈是粉丝吗 What are you, a fucking fan?
听着 外面那两个人想杀了你 懂吗 Listen, those two guys in there, they want to kill you, okay?
-所以你告诉我一些事情 也许我能 -怎么 - So you give me something, maybe I can... - What?
阻止他们吗 因为他们会对你俯首帖耳 Hold 'em off? 'Cause they hang on your every word.
你是这里的老大吗 You're the big man around here.
行 你不想说就不说 我也尽力了 Okay, you don't want to talk, don't talk. I tried.
祝你好运 Good luck.
伙计 我的超能力可不是隐身 Buddy, my superpower ain't invisibility.
你明白的 对吧 You know that, right?
我能读懂别人 It's reading people.
在人们以为自己是独处的时候观察他们 Watching them when they think they're alone.
我能看穿人们的本性 I see people for who they really are.
我也能看穿你 朋友 I see you, too, pal.
是吗 Right.
你超级了解我 是吧 'Cause you know me so well, right?
对 我知道你在尽最大努力对我强硬 Yeah. I know you're trying your damnedest to be tough...
这样挺可爱的 it's a little adorable...
但是事实上 But the truth is...
你都要吓死了 You're terrified.
简直要被吓尿了 Shitting in your tighty-whities
因为你已经晕头转向快完蛋了 'cause you're "In over your head fucked,"
你自己也知道 and you know it.
休伊 Hughie,
我甚至有点同情你了 I even kind of feel for you.
你女朋友死了 Your girl died,
人伤心的时候难免会做蠢事 and we do crazy shit when we got broken hearts,
现在你的求生本能在尖叫 叫你赶快去逃命 but now every instinct is screaming at you to head for the hills,
你该听从自己的本能 and you should listen to that instinct.
我们杀了你不就行了 Unless we kill you first.
怎么杀 How?
我刀枪不入 I got invulnerable skin.
我他妈是个超级英雄 伙计 I'm a fucking superhero, guy.
我们打击黑帮和恐怖分子 We fight gangs and terrorists.
每天都在拯救世界 We save the world daily.
我见过成千上万尖叫的粉丝 I've stood in front of thousands of screaming fans,
每一个都超级迷恋着我 all of 'em creaming their jeans.
你算什么啊 Who are you?
一个废物 A water balloon filled
血肉之躯的废物 with blood and meat.
爱国者会找到我的 Homelander's gonna find me,
而他一来 就会把你炸得皮开肉绽 and when he does, he's gonna burst you wide open.
我还能及时赶回去喝几杯鸡尾酒 I'm gonna make it home in time for cocktails.
因为那就是你的命运和我的命运 'Cause that's who you are, and that's who I am.
在这个故事里 你不是主角 You're not the hero of this story.
而且 And...
真正被困住的也不是我 I'm not the one who's trapped.
祝你好运吧 Well, good luck.
我尽力了 I tried.
和你聊天很开心 Great chat.
快逃命吧 休伊 Run for the hills, Hughie.
我们好像追踪不到他了 It looks like we're losing him.
信号断断续续的 The signal's going in and out.
接着找 Keep searching,
再往右十五米 another 50 feet down on the right.
双手要保持干净哦
多亏"撒马利亚拥爱组织" 阿西姆有了一张床 Because, thanks to Samaritan's Embrace, Asim has a bed,
一个通风的烹饪区和一台笔记本电脑 a ventilated cooking area, and a laptop.
但我们仍事业未竟 But our work is not done.
还有数百万像阿西姆这样的孩子需要你的帮助 There are millions more children just like Asim, who need your help.
每月仅需9.99美元 只不过是 For just $9.99 a month. That is only...
约翰 谢谢你的捐赠 Hi, John. Thanks for your support.
所以这个国家才如此伟大 It's what makes this Republic so great.
比尔 孩子们还好吗 Bill. How are the kids?
今天支持"撒马利亚拥爱组织" Give to Samaritan's Embrace today,
就是支持阿西姆这样的孩子 and give a child just like Asim...
给我一杯苏打水 Could I get a club soda?
斯蒂尔威尔女士 Ms. Stillwell.
参议员 你想喝点什么 Senator, what can I get you?
世界十大名酒之一
杰克·丹尼威士忌加冰 Jack, rocks.
苏格兰威士忌
我们这里有麦卡伦25年雪莉桶 You know, we have Macallan 25.
那就浪费了 对我来说威士忌就是威士忌而已 You'd be wasting it. Whiskey's whiskey to me.
看他们对梅芙女王多么的谄媚 Boy, they're blowing so much smoke up Maeve's ass,
她还没有膨胀到爆炸真是个奇迹 it's a miracle she doesn't die of lung cancer.
但你明白就只是如此 对吧 只是在奉承她 But you know it's just that, right? Smoke.
我不明白 I'm sorry?
每个人都想讨得超级英雄的欢心 Everyone loves to bask in their glow,
但到了明天早上 but tomorrow morning
没有人会支持超级英雄插手国防的 no one's putting supes into national defense.
这件事不会被委员会通过 It won't get out of committee
更别说拿到参议院讨论了 much less hit the floor.
这么好的占据战争优势方的事情都不做吗 Because God forbid we could have an advantage in an armed conflict.
朝鲜半岛上北纬38度附近的一条军事分界线
如果你的超级英雄越过了三八线 You send a supe over the 38th parallel,
韩国就会回我们一个核弹了 Pyongyang's gonna answer with a nuke.
那我的人会徒手接住那个核弹 Then one of my guys will catch it.
看看那边的罗伯逊 You see Robertson over there?
一家美国航空航天制造商
他掌控着他们州的洛克希德公司 He's got Lockheed in his state and in his pocket.
位于美国北卡罗来纳州的军事基地
麦克雷 他有布拉格堡和几千名选民 Mccrea? He's got Fort Bragg and its couple thousand voters.
没人愿意外包给你 No one wants to outsource to you.
美国依赖武器 America runs on weapons.
这差不多是我们唯一还在做的东西了 Hell, it's one of the only damn things we still make.
但你是主席 But you are the chairman.
你的立场呢 Where do you stand?
我吗 我只是一个海军陆战队老兵 Me? I'm just an old leatherneck.
如果我遇到了危险 And if I was on the line,
爱国者来救我 我会被吓个半死 scare the shit out of me to have Homelander there.
我的超级英雄是最忠诚 My heroes are the most loyal,
-最爱国的 -问题就出在这里 - patriotic... - That's just it.
他们只是你的英雄 不是吗 They're your heroes, aren't they?
给他一杯麦卡伦25年雪莉桶 Get him a Macallan 25.
可以选择非凡的时候 为什么要选择平凡呢 Why have average when you can have extraordinary?
多谢 Thank you.
我们该回派对上去了 Guys, we should get back to the party.
-什么 -艾琳娜刚又点了酒 - What? - Elena just ordered more booze.
-快点 我们回去吧 -不行 - Come on, let's go back. - No, no...
派对肯定更有趣的 It'll be more fun at the party.
求你们 够了 别碰我 Please... okay, don't touch me.
不要 别 No, please, please.
不 快停下 别这样 Oh, no, no! Stop! No, no, no, no!
求你们了 不要 Please, no, no, no, no!
-她说了"不要" -救命 - The girl said no. - Help.
我们是朋友 We're all friends here.
这没什么大不了的 Yeah, it's all good. It's fine.
女士 帮忙闭上眼睛好吗 Miss, do me a favor and shut your eyes.
你个贱人 Fucking bitch.
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该死的刀枪不入 Fucking diamond skin.
-操 -日了亲娘咧 - Fuck. - Merde!
给你 Here.
给你 吃吧 Here, take it.
这是什么 What is that?
能帮你缓解焦虑的东西 It will help with your, uh, anxiety.
迷幻药和摇头丸 混合装 It's LSD and MDMA. This is a candy flip.
吃完立马就轻松了 It'll smooth you right out. Take it.
谢谢了 但我现在不想 Uh, thank you, but I-I don't think now is the time
吃迷幻药 for a major hallucinogen.
恁随意 Fais-toi plaisir.
你到底是干什么的 What are you exactly?
药剂师 工程师 还是什么别的 Chemist? Engineer? What?
我只是对很多事情都略知一二 No. I know a little about a lot of things.
我是个军火贩子 但你也看到了 I'm a gunrunner by trade, but, uh, as you can see,
我发展出了个特别的市场定位 I've developed a certain niche.
-专杀超级英雄 -不 - Killing superheroes? - No.
超级英雄的死亡人数一只手就能数的过来 You can count on one hand the number of dead superheroes.
有时候我们可以 让他们失去超能力 Sometimes you can, uh, incapacitate them.
他们的确是了不起的生物 Truly, they are magnificent creatures.
每个都有独特的能力 所以得想独特的解决方案 Each one with a unique power that requires a unique solution.
永远要想新的办法 It's, uh... it's never the same twice.
谁会给你付钱呢 Who pays you to do that?
付得起钱的人呗 Whoever can pay.
当你真的杀了一个超级英雄 And when you do kill a supe...
或者只是个普通人 or, you know, any-anyone...
那是什么感觉 what's it like?
你知道吗 You know...
我曾经在市中心的电梯里见过一个女人 I saw this woman once, in a midtown elevator,
2008年 2008.
我和她相遇也差不多只有十多秒吧 No more for ten seconds, I see her, huh?
她那么的美 Stunning.
有1米75那么高 Five-nine.
她的头发如此乌黑 就像要吸走所有的光线 Hair so black it absorbed the light, you know?
Louboutin 鲁布托红底高跟鞋 著名鞋类奢侈品
汤姆·福特牌铅笔裙 鲁布托牌细高跟鞋 Tom Ford pencil skirt, Louboutin stilettos.
真的是太美了 C'est magnifique.
但她有 But she had,
她有...我永远都忘不了这个 she had...I never forget this, you see...
她指甲底下有泥 She had dirt under her fingernails
手上还有老茧 我看到这个就心想"天呐" and callouses on her hands, and I see this and I say, "Oh",
"这对于这么精致的一位女子来说可太奇怪了" "strange for such a refined woman like this." What, you...
难道她是个园丁吗 你懂的 还是个雕塑家 You a gardener? You know, are you a sculptor?
到底是怎么回事呢 What is this, huh?
然后我就在想 And I think about this...
我一直在想她 I think about her all the time.
她是我杀死的第一个人 She was the first person I ever killed.
我一直 我一直背负着他们 I carry...I carry them all with me.
这就好比伤疤一样 你懂吗 It's like scars in a way, you know?
好了 参议员 你准备好了吗 Okay, senator, you ready?
当然 Oh, yeah.
甜心 你明知道我想看 Darling. You know I like to watch.
不行 你也不能事事如愿嘛 No. Can't always be in control.
大人 Sir.
那我猜我就只能靠感觉了 Then I guess I'll just have to feel my way through it.
你会感觉很爽的 宝贝 Oh, you'll feel good indeed, baby.
-你准备好了吗 -我时刻准备着 - You ready? - Oh, I was born ready.
感觉像是黄油一样丝滑 甜心 Feels like butter, baby.
准备好呀大人 你要进去了 Get ready, sir. You're going in.
-驾 来吧 -老天爷啊 - Giddyup, gal. Come on. - Oh, god.
这感觉 感觉有点不太对 That... that feels different.
爱国者 你好 Hey... homelander.
星光啊 Starlight.
最近怎么样 How are you?
还行吧 Uh, I'm good.
那就好 Good.
这就是你的秘密身份吗 Hey, is that your, uh, secret identity?
-算是吧 -真可爱 - Mm-hmm. - Charming.
-谢谢你 -没事 我放弃我的秘密身份 - Thanks. - Yeah, I... I gave up on mine...
已经很久了 Oh... A long time ago now.
我要去睡了 I think I'm gonna go to sleep.
晚安 Good night.
不 不 我做了八次体外受精 No. No, I did not go through eight rounds of IVF
现在乳头还在流血 不能半途而废 and bleeding nipples to quit now.
我会坚持下去的 是的 I am doing this. Yes.
那个小鬼一定要喝我的母乳 That little kid is gonna drink my goddamn milk
除非我死了 if it's the last thing I do.
科学家们现在认为 进化出乌龟壳 While scientists now believe the shell evolved
是为了帮助乌龟们挖掘地洞藏身 to help turtles burrow underground...
你要干什么 What are you doing?
击昏我们的隐形朋友 Shocking our invisible friend.
我需要让他昏过去 I need him unconscious.
为什么 Why?
因为我想到办法了 Because I got it.
你们现在又想怎样 Now what the fuck do you want?
你搞什么 星光 What the fuck, starlight?!
什么 What?
-完蛋 -没错 - Oh, shit. - Yeah.
完蛋了 Oh, shit.
你居然还穿着便服干这种事 And so glad you did it in plain clothes,
完全暴露了你的秘密身份呢 你听听 so you could blow your secret identity. Here.
"我知道星光是谁了 她是安妮·贾纽厄" "OMG. I recognize starlight, that's Annie January!"
"我和她在胡佛高中是同学" "I went to Hoover high with her.
还有"她有暴食症"这个话题 "#She was bulimic"
第一 你干的事非常蠢 One, this was stupid.
第二 你在摄像机前干这种事就更蠢了 Two, it was really stupid to do it on camera.
一定要检查四周有没有摄像机 Always look for cameras.
-他们本来要强奸一个女孩的 -什么女孩 - They were about to rape a girl. - What girl?
这视频里可没有女孩 你知道她名字吗 There's no girl in that video. You get a name?
不知道 她跑掉了 No, she ran off.
真是太好了 她跑了 太妙了 Oh, great. She ran off. Great.
一定要他妈的记住名字 星光 一定要 Always get a fucking name, Starlight. Always!
只是 他们 他们当时说 Well, uh... They... they said... hmm.
他们说他们是朋友 They... they said she was a friend.
我觉得应该是次约会强奸吧 It was date rape, I think.
真棒 但是呢 她是不会出面的 Great. Well, she hasn't come forward
根据统计数据 她基本不会出面 and, statistically, she's not likely to.
所以我们要应付的就是两个混蛋 So all we really have is two delta betas
他们非说自己只是在小巷里面喝醉了 who insist they were just getting drunk in an alley
然后你跳出来把他俩打昏了 until you beat them unconscious.
他们在说谎 我 They're lying! I, uh...
著名的无罪推定原则
未经审判证明有罪前 不是应该推定无罪吗 Aren't I innocent until proven guilty?
但你现在是七巨头一员 结果就相反了 When you're in the big leagues? You flip it.
我不知道你今天本来打算做什么 I don't know what you were planning on doing today, hmm,
想度过怎样愉快的时光 with your little... cute day,
但是你得取消一切计划了 懂吗 but you have to cancel everything, okay?
你要去和风险评估部门 You're gonna have meetings with risk assessment,
危机管理部门还有法务部门开会 with crisis management, with legal.
杰瑞会气疯的 妈的 Jerry is gonna lose his shit! Fuck.
他们会炒了我吗 Are they gonna fire me?
记得十点去斯蒂尔威尔的办公室 Just be in Stillwell's office at 10:00.
什么 What?
我被炒了吗 Am I fired?
参议员 我很感激你能一大早就过来 Senator, I very much appreciate you coming bright and early.
我可是知道你昨晚有多忙呢 I realize, uh, how busy you were last night.
这些是假的 These... are fake.
我们都心知肚明这可不是假的 I think we both know they're not.
听着 昨晚我和一个年轻女性在一起 好吗 Look. I was with a young woman, all right?
她也成年了 她叫朗达 Of legal age. Her name was Rhonda.
所以这是不可能的 So this isn't possible.
这肯定是伪造的 They've... obviously been doctored or something.
抱歉 这可是真的 I'm sorry, they are authentic.
我肯定知道 因为我就在场啊 I should know. I was there.
你什么 You what?
你高潮时候会颤抖 先生 You shiver when you orgasm, sir.
上帝啊 Oh, Jesus.
你可以出去了 异形者 That will be all, Doppelganger.
这他妈的是谁 Who the fuck is he?
总之 我很想继续我们昨晚的谈话 Anyway, I would love to continue our conversation from last night.
你这手段可真卑鄙 马德琳 This is some dirty fucking pool, Madelyn.
你真的要装清高吗 参议员 You're really gonna clutch your pearls, senator?
咱俩可都没那么天真 I don't think either one of us is that naive.
现在这年头 Yeah. It's not...
同性恋也不是什么死罪 It's not fatal to be... homosexual these days.
但在俄克拉何马州就不一样了 It is in Oklahoma, sir.
你的选民们可都是那里的 Where your voters live.
即使我让委员会通过了这个提案 Even if I get the bill out of committee,
在众议院也不会有人投赞成票的 nobody's gonna vote for it on the floor.
没人想要你的超级英雄进入到军队中 No one wants your fucking supes in the army.
走着瞧吧 We'll see.
闭嘴 闭嘴 小声点 Shut up, shut up, shut up.
爱国者 Homelander.
欢迎 欢迎你来到犯罪分析部门 Wel... welcome to crime analytics.
你 你想不想喝红牛 Can... Would you like a red bull?
你找到隐形人了吗 Have you found Translucent yet?
没有呢 但安保人员已经去找了 Uh, no. But security's on it.
他已经失踪超过24小时了 He's been missing over 24 hours.
他是不是遇到危险了 Is he in danger?
你...知道吗 Do... you even know?
算了 我亲自去找他 Forget it. I'll find him myself.
他最后出现的位置是哪里 请告诉我 What's his last known position, please?
要不我先给斯蒂尔威尔女士打个电话 Why don't I just call Ms. Stillwell?
-然后我 -不 - And I... - No.
不 不 不 No, no, no, no, no.
你在和我说话 You're talking to me.
对 但是我不确定 Well, I'm not sure
我是不是应该和你... I'm supposed to be talking to...
你叫什么 What's your name?
-阿妮卡 先生 -阿妮卡 这名字真好听 - Anika. Sir. - Anika. It's a beautiful name.
听着 阿妮卡 Listen, Anika.
我是爱国者 I'm the Homelander.
我他妈想干什么就干什么 And I can do whatever the fuck I want.
懂了吗 Okay?
现在 Now...
隐形人最后出现在哪里 Translucent's last known position.
拜托 Please.
这什么情况 What the...?
-我有些不对劲 -当然 - Something doesn't feel right. - Oh, I'll bet.
不是我吹牛 I'm not ashamed to admit
我已经超越了自己 I have outdone myself.
问题就在于皮肤 不是吗 Now, the problem is the skin, no?
你皮肤硬的就像钻石 It's, uh, hard like diamonds.
但我后来想到 你只是外壳这么硬 对吗 But then I realized, it is just your shell that is hard, huh?
就像乌龟 Like a turtle.
但你的内脏... But your insides...
就和我们这些人一样 They're like the rest of ours...
柔软 Soft.
所以要怎样才能接触到...柔软的内脏呢 So, how do you get to the... squishy insides?
通过嘴巴吗 不 会有胃酸 呕吐反射 Through the mouth? Non. The stomach acid, the gag reflex.
如果我用什么东西插进你的喉咙 你可能会吐 If I stick something down your throat, you may vomit it up.
所以只有一个办法了 There's truly only one way...
你他妈对我做了什么 What the fuck did you do to me?
他往你屁眼里插了塑料炸药 宝贝 He stuck a lump of plastique up your bum, son.
炸你个屁滚尿流 Ass bomb.
我的天哪 Oh, my god.
现在... Now...
如果你想用你的小手指把炸药弄出来 You stick a little finger up there and try and fish it out...
就会爆炸 Bang.
我扣下扳机...也会炸 I trigger this... also bang.
-明白了吗 -求你不要杀了我 - Savvy? - Oh, please don't kill me.
你让我做什么都行 I'll do anything.
我可以告诉你火车头的事 I'll tell you about A-train.
那小屁孩不就想知道这个吗 That's what the kid wants, right?
我...我...我不知道火车头当时要去哪 I-I-I-I don't know where a-train was going
就在他杀了那女孩的当晚 that night he killed the girl, okay,
但我知道他之前去了哪里 but I know where he was coming from.
-什么 哪儿 -魔爪女那里 - What? Where? - Popclaw's.
他...喜欢她 He fucking... loves her.
他以为别人不知道 但是我知道 He doesn't think anyone else knows, but I know.
我知道很多事 I know a lot of things.
他每晚都在那里 But he-he's there every night.
也许...现在 甚至都在那里 Maybe... now, even.
魔爪女 就是那个... Popclaw? That's the hero with the...
胳膊里能长出尖锐物的英雄吗 the sharp things coming out of her arms.
对 就是那个不入流的货色 Yeah. Real d-lister.
要是有人知道火车头在干嘛 只有魔爪女了 Anyone knows what A-train was doing, it's popclaw.
我知道的就这些了 我向上帝发誓 But that's all I know about that, I swear to Christ.
但你有什么其他想知道的 我都可以说 But I'll tell you anything else you want.
尽管问吧 Just ask.
等等 等等 等等 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Just...
想问什么都可以 ask anything.
一般来说 医生会建议我们这么做 Now, normally, that would be just what the doctor ordered.
但是不幸的是...对你来说 But unfortunately... for you...
我们没时间了 We're out of time.
不 No.
不 求你了 听着 我还有猛料 No! Please! Listen, I know shit.
我知道一些下流的勾当 牵扯到上层的事 Dark shit! All the way to the top!
等等 等等 不要 求你了 等等 Wait, wait! No, no, no, no, no! Please, wait, wait, wait.
听着 我能帮你 我他妈可以隐形 Listen, I can help you. I'm fucking invisible!
-我们可以成为一个团队 -布彻尔 - We can be a team. - Butcher!
不要 求你了 求你了 我可以... No, please, please, please! Please, I can...
过来一下 A moment, s'il vous plait.
看这里 Here.
那是什么 What is that?
爱国者 Homelander.
那是爱国者吗 That's Homelander?
爱国者来了吗 卧槽 Homelander's here? Oh, shit.
卧槽 Oh, shit!
他能看见我们 He could see us.
他有X射线眼 他可以透过屋顶看见我们 He's got X-ray vision. He can see through the fucking roof.
还他妈的有超级听力 And super fucking hearing.
如果你引爆 他会听到的 You pull that detonator, he will hear.
爱国者 Homelander.
我们得转移他的视线 We got to throw him off the scent.
但是要怎么做呢 But how?
匹兹堡 Pittsburgh.
天哪 你不是认真的 对吧 Oh, you cannot be serious, huh?
完全认真的 Deadly.
你知道我要为这付出多少代价吗 You know how much this will cost me?
记我账上 Put it on the tab.
朋友们 Guys?!
东西在哪 Where is it?
后门板 Back door panel.
商场枪击案是一个悲剧 Look, the mall shooting's a tragedy.
我的意思是 如果更多的人能武装起来 I'm just saying, if more people were armed,
也许我就不需要每次都来拯救世界 maybe I wouldn't have to save the day every time.
-所以 在这种情况下... -有人吗 - So, in a situation... - Hello?
切丽 紧急情况 Cherie. It's a burn.
你在开玩笑吗 现在 You're joking. Now?
恐怕没开玩笑 No joke, I'm afraid.
好吧 Fine.
我马上就好 I'll be ready in three.
状态：搜寻信号中...
-快点 -法国佬 我这里收不到信号 - Come on. - Frenchie, I'm getting shit reception here.
那就赶紧他妈的想办法 Well, figure it the fuck out, huh?
快点 Come on.
晚上好 Evening.
天哪 Holy shit.
你是爱国者 You're the Homelander.
-我在和爱国者说话 -是的 - I am talking to the Homelander. - Mm-hmm.
先生 请出示你的证件 Sir, I need to see some ID.
快滚回那个笼子里 Get the fuck back in that cage.
放松点 好吗 Just take it easy. Okay?
-你在这干嘛 -这是我的地盘 - What're you doing out here? - This is my place.
我们要开一家巴西窑烧馆 We... I'm, uh... I'm opening a fogo de chao.
你知道巴西窑烧馆吗 You know what a churrascaria is?
知道 就是巴西牛排馆 Yeah. It's a Brazilian steakhouse.
先生 我需要看一眼货车的后面 Sir, I need to see in the back of the van.
无意冒犯 但是你有搜查令之类的吗 No offense, you got a... warrant or something?
如果车后面什么都没有 Well, if you got nothing back there,
那你也没什么好担心的了 对吗 then you got nothing to worry about, right?
回那个笼子里去 Please get back in the cage.
我不会再回那个笼子里 兄弟 I'm not getting back in that cage, man.
如果我回去了 我就死定了 I do, I am dead.
是啊 但是你不回去的话 也会死 Yeah, well, if you don't... You're dead.
你想想 如果你杀了我 Just think. You kill me,
他们会一直找你 they'll never stop looking for you.
你这辈子都会过的提心吊胆 You'll be glancing over your shoulder your whole life
直到他们找到你 他们肯定会的 till they find you, which they will.
怎么了 先生 Everything all right, sir?
听着 如果你让我走... Look, you let me go...
你会成为拯救了隐形人的英雄 You'll be the hero that saved translucent.
现在还不晚 It's not too late.
你还可以回家 You can still go home.
回到你之前的生活 Back to your life.
好样的 Attaboy.