翻译 TH
翻译 芦荟
翻译 Laiyx
翻译 榴莲真的香
翻译 龙雀后宫三千人
校对 Laiyx
校对 龙雀后宫三千人
时间轴 黄小小
压制 FakeCode
压制 耳屎可以吃
总监 龙雀后宫三千人
来嘛 Come on.
-和我一起去嘛 -不去 - Just come with. - Nuh-uh.
-求你 -打死不去 - Please? - No fucking way.
这可能是她们最后一次巡演了 This may be their last reunion tour ever.
我真是求之不得 Yeah, I fucking hope so.
她们可是最棒的乐队 They're the best band.
别扯了 Oh, come off it.
听着 我不会阻止你的 如果你真想去 Look, I ain't stopping you. If you really want to go,
我会给你买两张前排的票 你和瑞秋一起去呗 I'll buy you front row seats. You can take Rachel.
我不想和瑞秋一起去 I don't want to take Rachel.
我想和你一起去 I want you to come with me.
那我就得把我的两只耳朵剁下来了 I would be forced to chop my fucking ears off.
-那场面一定十分混乱 -是嘛 - I'll make a mess everywhere. - Yeah. Oh, yeah.
那我得帮你打扫烂摊子 Then I would just have to clean it up.
-你会吗 -当然 - You would? - Yeah.
机灵鬼 Smart-ass.
你就喜欢我这样 You love it.
-是嘛 -是的 - Do I? - Yeah, you do.
是 Yeah.
《黑袍纠察队》
第一季 第四集
*世上何事才能成就我* *What in the world gonna become of me?*
*这该死的打击* *This doggone strike*
*但人们啊 这一切很快就会终结* *Soon it's gonna become over, people*
*因为上帝知道我的时间不多了* *God knows my life can't last any longer*
微波速食
*我去了福利机构* *I go to the welfar*
*福利机构说* *What the welfare said*
*"哥们 看这里"* *"Look at here now, man"*
*"一些豆子"* * "One type of-of beans*
*"再加一罐百叶"* *And one can of tripe"*
*但我说 "不要"* *I said, "No"*
*上帝知道这永远不够* *God knows that will never do*
*如果福特和克莱斯勒很快结束这次罢工* *If Ford, Chrysler soon will end this strike*
*上帝知道 上帝知道* *God knows, god knows*
*可我不知道我该做些什么* *I don't know what I'm gonna do.*
-你好 -早上好 - Hi. - Good morning.
早上好啊 副局长 Morning, deputy director.
你怎么进来的 How did you get in here?
中央情报局
你就像是我洗衣房地板上 You're like the fucking mold
长得那些该死的霉菌 on my laundry room tiles.
费半天劲儿把它擦掉 很快又长回来了 You scrape it off, comes right back.
甜心 听起来你家潮气有点大啊 Sounds like you got a little bit of a moisture problem, luv.
安保人员来一趟 谢谢 Security, please.
我能阻止超级英雄们进入军队 I can stop 'em getting supes in the military.
你凭什么觉得我在乎 What makes you think I care?
个人来说 我巴不得他们去叙利亚呢 Personally, I can't wait until they're in Syria.
是啊 我猜也是 Yeah, I'll bet.
上周 火车头 Last week. A-train,
在大赛前给自己静脉注射了毒品 mainlining before the big race.
而他的炮友 魔爪女 His fuck buddy, Popclaw,
也给自己扎了同样的东西 pinning the same stuff.
他们将其称作化合物V They call it compound V.
就像是超级英雄们的类固醇或是兴奋剂 It's some kind of booster or steroid for supes.
能让他们亢奋起来 Jacks 'em right up.
听着 如果关于超级英雄们 Now, word gets out that supes
只不过是一群瘾君子的言论扩散出去 are nothing but a bunch of juice junkies,
就没人想让他们进入国防系统了 no one's gonna want 'em in national defense.
你有样品吗 Got a sample?
目前没有 Not yet.
这也可能是海洛因 This could be heroin.
是什么都有可能 It could be anything.
你不相信我 You don't trust me.
苏珊 我真是既心痛又沮丧 Susan, I am shocked and saddened by that.
真的吗 Really?
真的 I'm sure.
顺便一提 Speaking of which,
我最近怎么没见过隐形人啊 I haven't seen Translucent around anywhere.
你不会恰巧知道他什么情况吧 You wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you?
那个贱人可是隐形的 Cunt's invisible.
他可能此刻就站在这个屋子里 He could be standing in that fucking corner,
据我所知 他可能还正在撸管呢 plugging one out right now, for all we know.
你觉得现在超级英雄们已经够傻逼了吗 Look, you think supes are cunts now?
等着瞧他们穿上迷彩服之后是什么样吧 You just wait till they're wearing camo.
我是说 什么能阻止爱国者中士 I mean, what's to stop sergeant Homelander
杀掉成千上万的中国人呢 from killing a couple of hundred thousand Chinese?
难道你能因为战争犯罪把他送上军事法庭吗 How are you gonna try him for war crimes?
在他踏上军事法庭之前 He's gonna murder the bloody lot of us
他会把我们全都杀掉的 before he steps one foot in the hague.
我是说 要这样你还不如直接把核弹发射钥匙 I mean, you might as well hand the bloody launch keys
现在就拿去给沃特公司呢 over to Vought right now.
你这次真的很投入 对吗 You're really working this one, huh?
我只是想当个尽职的公民 甜心 Just being an upstanding citizen, luv.
我懂的 Oh, I know.
行吧 Okay.
你给我找点铁证来 You get me some hard proof,
一些我可以拿来开展行动的东西 something actionable that I can use,
我没准会施舍你点钱 and maybe I'll throw you a few bucks.
作为你的行动经费 For your operating costs.
但是如果你在耍我玩 But if you fuck me on this,
你下半辈子就会被扔到一个鸟不拉屎的地方 for the rest of your life, you'll be drinking your own piss
喝自己的尿玩 at a black site.
告诉我你明白了 Say you understand.
看 苏珊 这就是我们俩为什么没有结果 See, now, Susan, this is why it never went anywhere with us.
一段感情中不能有两个头领 You can't have two alpha males,
-因为有人就会不可避免的 -说你他妈的明白了 - 'cause inevitably someone's... - Say you fucking understand.
我明白了 I understand.
提醒我一下 我们的交易是什么来着 Remind me, what was our deal?
-什么 -我们的交易是他妈什么来着 - What? - What was our fucking deal?
你去死吧 我都告诉你了 火车头把化合物 Go to hell. I already told you, A-train runs the compound...
是 火车头把化合物V送到分区的一家面店里 Yeah, runs the compound V to the noodle shop up on division.
可我们在这里一整周了 屁都没看见 We've been up on it all week and we ain't seen fuck all.
不管他去了哪里 肯定在那附近 Well, wherever he's going, it's around there,
因为每次他带着化合物V出门 because every time he leaves with the V,
他都会带回来芝麻面 我只知道这么多了 he comes back with the sesame noodles. That's all I know.
行 你最好在说真话 亲爱的 Well, you'd better be right, love,
不然你和你亲爱的刚过世的房东 or you and your dearly departed landlord
就会被上传到黄网上 are gonna find yourselves on pornhub
在致命口交那个分区 in the fatal cunnilingus section.
你个狗娘养的 如果你 You son of a bitch, if you even...
对不起 宝贝 只是最近工作有点难顶 Sorry, baby, just, work's just been a motherfucker lately.
你也知道比起在这院子里拉架来说 You know I'd much rather be at home, rubbing on them toes
我宁愿待在家里按摩脚趾 than out here breaking up yard fights,
但你也知道 男人得在外挣钱养家 对吧 but you know, a brother got to get paid, right?
肯定的啊 Oh, most definitely.
等我发工资了 我们就去凯氏珠宝 Payday comes, we gonna be all up in Kay Jewelers,
血拼一场 tearing it down.
再来个香槟浴 Champagne showers.
知道 我知道 我在开玩笑啦 I know, I know, I'm just kidding.
行了 甜心 回见 All right, sweetheart. Talk to you.
你说话啊 Say something.
你知道的 让-保罗·萨特曾经说 Well, you know, Jean-Paul Sartre said
法国20世纪最重要的哲学家之一 法国无神论存在主义的主要代表人物
婚姻会熄灭男性的本能特征 marriage stifles our essential male urges.
让-保罗·萨特也一个人孤独终老了 Jean-Paul Sartre also died a old, lonely motherfucker.
更别提他的女人 Not to mention his girl
和其他男人搞在了一起 was shacking up with some other dude.
对 但这说明他们有自由探索精神 Uh, oui. They were free to explore.
探索什么 淋病嘛 Explore what? Gonorrhea?
得了吧 法国佬 Come on, Frenchie.
如果家里没有人在等你回家睡觉 Why work so motherfucking hard if you don't have somebody
为什么每天要拼命工作 to go home to and sleep next to at night?
怎么说呢 每晚我都和不同的人睡觉 Well, I go to sleep next to someone different every night.
对啊 这是因为你也是个孤独的老屌丝 Yeah, and that's 'cause you're an old, lonely fucker, too.
你也会孤独的死去的 And you're gonna die by yourself.
行吧 如果你和莫妮科的感情是那么纯挚 Well, if you and Monique have something so pure,
为什么你不直接告诉她你在哪里呢 why are you lying to her about where you are?
面店的伙计 他带着枪呢 Noodle guy. He's packing.
我们终于有所发现了 About time we see something.
我们得进去 对吧 We got to go in there, don't we?
别害怕 小休伊 Don't be scared, petit Hughie.
你能别这么叫我了吗 我身高一米八二啊 Will you stop calling me that? I'm, like, six feet tall.
快点 我们上 Let's hurry up, let's go.
搜下这些盒子 Check those boxes.
法国佬 赶紧找化合物V Frenchie, look for the V.
法国佬 快点啊 赶紧搜这些盒子 Frenchie, come on, let's go, check these boxes.
快点 法国佬 你干什么呢 Come on, Frenchie, what are you doing?
你聋了吗 Are you deaf?
上帝啊 Jesus.
她是谁 Who's that?
我觉得我们应该放她出来 I think we should let her go.
不 没门 我们是来找化合物V的 找到就走 No, no, no, no, no, uh-uh. We're here for the V, and we get out.
这不是次救援行动 This isn't a rescue.
你说话就像是布彻 You sound like Butcher.
我大概他妈的只是一个想活下去的人 I sound like a motherfucker that wants to be breathing.
妈的 法国佬 什么 Goddamn it, Frenchie, what the...
别 别把她放出来 Hey! Don't set her free!
上帝啊 Oh, my god!
操 Oh, fuck.
休伊 我们走 赶紧走 休伊 Hughie, let's go! Let's go, Hughie!
拜托 Come on!
几周前 我们当时 Couple weeks ago, we were all getting...
当时在公共休息室里喝得酩酊大醉 We were all getting wasted in the common room.
那会好像是在看超级碗吧 It was, like, super bowl, I think.
我不知道 也可能就是喝多了 但 And I don't know. Maybe I was just drunk, but...
你知道 我试过了 You know, I tried.
我很努力的去试了 I really tried
试着跟他们说 to talk to the guys.
说什么 About?
海豚 Dolphins.
你知不知道 在日本 Did you know, in Japan, that they
每年有两万头海豚被残忍的捕杀 hunt down and slaughter 20,000 dolphins a year?
这动物智商很高的 Intelligent animals.
真的 它们说话有口音 Yeah, that have regional accents, and
还特别幽默 我是说 它们 a great sense of humor. I mean, they're...
它们可逗了 They're hilarious.
是啊 Yeah.
然后那天晚上 火车头觉得 And that night, A-train
在我床上放一个充气海豚肯定特别搞笑 thought it'd be funny to stick a blow-up dolphin in my bed.
那海豚呼吸孔上还被涂了口红 With lipstick on its blowhole.
真是个鬼点子多的混蛋 Yeah, real creative pricks.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
这样的确很伤人 That must have hurt.
是啊 我是为了确保团队多样性才被录用的 Yeah, I'm... I'm the diversity hire.
我就是个笑话 I'm a joke.
我的意思是 我的确能跟鱼说话 那又怎样 I mean, yeah, I can talk to fish. So what?
你什么时候需要过一群鲑鱼来拯救你呢 How often do you need to be saved by a school of salmon?
凯文 不是这样的 Kevin, that's just not true.
如果没有你 那艘嘉年华游轮不就完蛋了 Where would that carnival cruise ship be without you?
是啊 我知道 Yeah. I know.
好了 我需要展现真正的自我 Okay, I need to... self-actualize,
多拿出点自信来 show more confidence.
看看你是谁吧 After all, who are you?
我是七巨头的一员 I'm one of the Seven.
那意味着什么 And what does that mean?
只要我下决心 就没什么做不到的 I can do anything I set my mind to.
你下定决心想做的是什么 What do you want to set your mind to?
太糟糕了 What a mess.
你还好吧 You all right?
当你觉得事情 I mean, just when you think
不会变的更糟糕的时候 this shit can't get any more horrible
别担心 Don't worry.
还会更糟的 It can get a lot more horrible.
宾夕法尼亚车站 纽约车站
布彻 过来看看这个 Butcher, come check this out.
你看 Take a look.
化合物V V.
所以火车头就是把东西偷运到这里 So, A-train's running it here,
然后那些混蛋给那个亚洲小妞灌这东西 and these blokes are dosing the Asian bird with it.
是啊 在他们还有眼睛的时候 Yeah, back when they had eyeballs.
没错 但为什么呢 Yeah, but why?
这是个沃特公司的业务 还是说像是副业 Is it a Vought thing or, like, a side hustle?
它是包在这里面的 Came gift-wrapped in this.
去查这玩意从哪来的 Find out where it came from.
我会动动关系的 I'll shake a few trees.
他们为什么要给她下药呢 Why the hell were they dosing her?
干嘛不问问那个鹅肝酱[法国美食]呢 Why don't we ask foie gras over here?
是他把那女的放出来的 He's the one that let her out.
-她看着很无辜啊 -你说她无辜吗 - She looked innocent. - Innocent?
她可是被关在一个地下的笼子里 She's locked up in a cage, underground,
还有两个持枪的大哥看守她 with two armed guards?
我对她有一种感觉 I had a feeling about her.
不 法国佬 你只是不按计划行事 Frenchie, you just didn't follow the plan.
哥们儿 你就没按计划来过 You never follow the plan, man.
你得松松你的菊花 You need to unclench your asshole.
你为啥不来亲我紧绷的菊花呢 You need to eat my clenched asshole,
-你觉得如何 -你们俩为什么 - how 'bout that? - Why are you two carrying on
像俩个混球一样叨逼叨呢 like a bunch of fucking twats?
我们现在追查的事 We're sniffing down a shit sandwich
堪比一次水门事件 the size of Watergate.
沃特和超级英雄现在都在找那女的 Vought and the supes are both gonna be looking for her.
我们只需要比他们先找到她 All we got to do is find the female first.
继续查 Keep looking.
是谁的短信 Who's that, then, eh?
没谁 It's nobody.
安妮 星光啊 Annie? Starlight?
是啊 但没什么的 我是说我们本来 Yeah, it's nothing. I mean, we were supposed to
应该有个约会的 go on a date.
也不算是约会吧 她当时问我 Not a date, just, she asked me
想不想要她的电话 if I wanted to ask her for her number,
然后我们就像搞柏拉图式恋爱一样 and then we just kind of platonically
交换了手机号码 但是 exchanged information, but the
没人提到"约会"这个词 The word "Date" was never mentioned.
你马上给她打回去 你必须去约会 Call her back right now. You're fucking going.
通常来讲 我目睹大屠杀后一般不约妹子出去 As a rule, I don't usually go out after a gory massacre.
听着 你这么干 Listen, here's the job.
你会在她手机里装上窃听设备 You're gonna hot mic her phone.
从现在开始 她的话我们要一字不落地听到 From now on, we hear everything she says.
这机会太难得了 I mean, this is a golden opportunity.
你都做了那些事了 这对你来说简直小菜一碟 And after all you done, piece of cake.
好吧 但她 她不是坏人 Yeah, she's not a... she's not a bad person.
休伊 她是个超级英雄 She's a supe, Hughie.
跟其他几个没什么两样 Just like the fucking rest of them.
好了 我们不可能一直把这事瞒下去 Okay, we are not gonna be able to cover this up forever.
隐形人最近都没露面 Translucent does not show his face soon,
公众肯定要开始有所察觉了 people are gonna start to notice.
那如果我们先一步行动呢 What if we just get in front of it?
对外宣布他在一次任务中 Tell the world he died tragically
不幸惨死 为国捐躯 in the service of his country.
然后给他办一场盛大的葬礼 规模超过当年的肯尼迪总统 We could have an amazing funeral, bigger than Kennedy's.
这不太好吧 承认一位杀不死的超级英雄 I don't know, admit that one of our unkillable
被人杀死了吗 superheroes just got killed?
那估计军队提案是泡汤了 Kiss that military bill good-bye.
我们可以别想这么多 Let's not overthink it.
就说他在执行一项机密任务 We just say he's on a classified mission.
但出于国防安全考虑 我们不能透露具体地点 We can't say where, in the interest of national security.
只能说他在打击MS-13[一跨国黑帮犯罪组织] All we can say is he's fighting MS-13.
没错 好主意 Ooh, yes. That's good.
简单 明了 粗暴 Simple. Done. Boom.
MS-13 我喜欢 MS-13. I like it.
你好 Hello?
什么 什么时候 What? When?
有多少人知道 How many people know?
七分钟前 Seven minutes ago,
从巴黎飞往芝加哥的跨洋37号航班 trans-oceanic flight 37 from Paris to Chicago
遭遇空中劫持 was hijacked mid-air.
-七分钟前吗 -是的 - Seven minutes ago? - Yeah.
北美空防司令部先告诉了我们 A source from NORAD gave us a heads up.
有几个劫机分子 How many hijackers?
似乎是三个吧 Well, looks like three.
他们出动F-16战机了吗 Did they scramble F-16's?
是的 就在我们说话的时候 Yep, as we speak.
但你们的速度能更快 But you can get there quicker.
你们出去吧 Can I please have the room?
大西洋中间啊 Oh, middle of the Atlantic.
-是啊 -无人区 - Yep. - No-man's-land.
我们不能在异国土地上行动 You can't operate on foreign soil,
但这架飞机是在国际水域被劫持的 but a plane hijacked over international waters...
因此如果你插手 没人会抗议 If you intercept, no one will protest.
如果你能把那些乘客活着带回来 If you bring those passengers back alive,
就没有一个国会议员有胆子 not one congressman will have the balls
否决我们的提案 to vote against our bill.
这是我们的机会 This is our chance.
这比隐形人重要得多 More important than Translucent.
比任何事都重要 More important than anything.
37号跨洋航班
这是浓缩卤代烷[迷药] Concentrated halothane.
我不能给你打包票 It's not a guarantee,
但它应该能放倒那个女的 but it should knock out your girl.
谢了 甜心 Merci, pumpkin.
我要走了 那女孩已经领先我们一步了 I must go; This girl, she's got a head start.
我很想你 Hey, I miss you.
我在街上给我俩寻了一个住处 I got us a pied-a-terre on the bowery.
你什么时候能过来 When will you be coming by?
我尽快吧 As soon as I can.
我跟你保证 Promise.
保证吗 Promise?
别逼我对你用那迷药 Don't make me use that gas on you,
甜心 pumpkin?
好吗 Yeah?
好的 Okay.
妈的 Fuck!
他们何时会介入 When will they intercept?
下士 我不管你屋里有谁在 Corporal, I don't care who is in the room with you,
赶紧告诉我最新进展 I need a goddamn update.
天哪 Jesus.
你现在有空吗 Hey. Do you have a second?
现在可能不是时候 It is not really a good time.
拜托了 两句话就结束 I'd really appreciate it. Super quick.
-求求你了 谢谢 -不 行吧 - Pretty please? Thank you. - No... oh, okay.
我找到了个任务 So... I found a mission.
我觉得它非常重要 And I think it's really important.
我也很愿意去做 当然 在你允许的前提下 And I'd like to do it, with your permission, of course.
什么 在哪 What? Where?
-海洋公园 -海洋公园吗 - Oceanland. - Oceanland?
是啊 听我说 那里的海豚 Yeah. So, get this, the dolphins there,
它们都遭受了虐待而且营养不良 I mean, they are really underfed and abused.
说实话 它们真的很沮丧 To be quite honest, they're really frustrated.
所以我想 你懂的 让人们关注到这一点 And I'd like to, you know, just shine a light on it.
我觉得人们会支持的 I think people would really respond to that.
你知道你自己是海洋公园 You do realize that you are at the centerpiece
秋季活动的代言人吧 of the oceanland fall campaign?
知道 但我是说我们可以解约的 对吧 Yeah, well, I mean, we could just bail on that, right?
反正那个合同也很糟糕 The deal sucks anyways.
不 我们不能 No, we can't.
听着 我只是想 你懂的 Listen, I'd just like to, you know,
去做一些更有实际价值的事情 maybe do something with a little more substance.
好的 Okay.
-好吗 -我懂你意思了 好的 - Yeah? - I hear you. Yes.
-可以吗 -可以啊 - Okay? - Uh-huh.
深水主 Deep...
发挥你自己的优势 Play to your strengths.
宝贝 Hey. Baby.
你好吗 Hey...
你做了什么 What'd you do?
你他妈在说什么 What the hell are you talking about?
你和谁说了化合物V的事情 Who did you tell about compound V?
没和别人说啊 怎么了 Nobody. Why? What...
因为你是除了我之外唯一知情的人 Because you're the only person who knew, other than me,
只有你知道我有它 还有我要把它送去哪里 that I had it... Where I was taking it.
我没有跟任何人说起过 I... I didn't tell anyone anything.
你是在疑神疑鬼 You're being paranoid.
你他妈到底还告诉谁了 Who else did you fucking tell?!
别吼我 Don't yell at me.
听我说 Listen to me.
坐下吧 Sit down.
听着 我爱你 你知道的 Look, I love you. You know I do.
-我对你是一见钟情 -呵呵 是嘛 - I've loved you since the first time that we met. - Oh, really?
我听到你在比赛后说的话了 I heard you at the race.
你说你没有女朋友 欢迎来撩 No girlfriend. Open to offers.
别这样 我只能这么说 Come on, I have to say those things.
你知道的啊 他们要求我这么说的 You know this. They make me.
这是我的人设 It's my brand.
过来 Come here.
过来嘛 Come here.
你还记得你复发的时候吗 You remember when you relapsed?
记得 Yes.
我待在你身边 帮你按摩背部 And I stayed and I rubbed your back.
清理你的呕吐物 Cleaned up your puke.
我一直陪在你的身边 I'm there for you, always.
我知道 宝贝 I know, baby.
拜托 Please,
请告诉我你和谁说了 tell me who you told.
因为我们有麻烦了 有大麻烦了 'Cause we're in trouble. We're in a lot of trouble.
我谁都没说 I didn't tell anyone.
不管怎样 你现在得收拾起来了 Either way, you're gonna have to pack a bag,
带上所有你需要的东西 so get everything that you need.
为什么 我们要去哪 Why? Where are we going?
我会处理好这件事的 I'm gonna take care of this,
但是在我处理好之前 我得把你送到安全的地方去 but until I do, I got to get you somewhere safe,
在爱国者发现这件事之前 before Homelander finds out.
我爱你 I love you.
我也爱你 I love you, too.
修手指甲还是脚趾甲 特价哦 Mani? Pedi? Special deal.
滑稽海豚狂欢秀 The hilarious dolphins ahoy extravaganza,
由这两头小笨蛋主演 starring these two knuckleheads.
这个秋天 别忘了深潜 记得来海洋公园玩哦 So this fall, remember, go deep. Go oceanland.
海洋公园
好了 来看看你打的怎么样 All right, let's see what you got.
你说你之前打过保龄球 You said you, uh, you bowled before?
是啊 我只是有点生疏了 Yeah, I'm just a little rusty.
-那你呢 -当然打过 就在这里 - You? - Uh, yeah. Here, actually.
我从小就在这里玩了 My whole life.
我的初吻给了艾米·席勒 I had my first kiss with Amy Seeler
我当时十四岁 就在这里的男厕所 in the men's bathroom when I was 14.
-真浪漫啊 -是啊 - It was really romantic. - Yeah.
我敢肯定她对自己的初吻也是这么构思的 I'm sure that's exactly how she pictured her first kiss.
不好意思 那你的初吻呢 Excuse me. Where was your first kiss?
毕业舞会上 Prom.
那感觉棒极了 It was amazing.
等等 高中毕业舞会吗 Wait, senior prom?
所以你在十八岁的时候才失去初吻吗 So your first kiss was when you were 18?
你没在开玩笑 Which you're not joking about,
我是说这没什么不好的 很棒 and that's fine, that's great.
是啊 我在一个很基督教的家庭里长大 Yeah, I had a very Jesus-centric childhood.
太棒了 Yeah!
他再也没有约我出去过 He never asked me out again.
不好意思 刚刚你说了什么 Sorry. Um, what were you saying?
没什么 只是舞会的事 No, just about prom.
-什么 舞会什么 -没什么 很蠢的 - What was it... what about... - Nothing. It's... it's stupid.
我 我要扔一个球了 Um, I'm gonna, I'm gonna throw one.
所以隐形人是个什么样的人啊 So what's, uh, what's Translucent like?
你这话题转换得也太快了 That's a conversational left turn.
是啊 确实有点唐突 抱歉 Yes, it was. I'm sorry about that.
对不起 只是这个突然出现在了我脑海里 Sorry. Yeah, it just popped into my head.
因为他是我小时候最喜欢的英雄 As a kid, he was my favorite.
你说其他人都是混蛋 那他也是混蛋吗 You said the other ones were dicks; Is he a dick, too?
怎么说呢 他不怎么注重隐私和界限 Well, I mean, he's not great with privacy or boundaries,
我肯定要这么评价他 I will say that.
但除开这些 他像是个独来独往的人 But otherwise, he seems like a loner.
他大部分闲暇时间都和他儿子待在一起 He spends most of his free time with his son.
-他有个儿子吗 -是啊 他好像很早就离婚了吧 - He's got a son? - Yeah. Early divorce, I think.
他儿子大概十岁 He's about ten.
名字叫亨特或者马维里克之类的吧 Hunter or Maverick or something like that.
没事的 It's okay.
没事了 各位 都结束了 All right, everyone, it's all over.
现在安全了 你们都会没事的 It's all safe. You're all gonna be fine.
谢谢你 爱国者 Thank you, Homelander!
不 不 不 Oh, no, no.
拜托 应该感谢你们自己 Come on, now. You guys.
你们成功挺过来了 You guys made it.
-你还好吗 小甜心 -我很好 - You okay, sweetheart? - Yeah.
-是吗 -是啊 - Yeah? - Yeah.
那可真好 Good for you.
你们都很棒 非常棒 You guys are amazing, fantastic.
加油 梅芙 Go, Maeve!
来 我们再为梅芙女王鼓一次掌 Hey, let's get a round of applause for Queen Maeve.
机长 Captain?
-停下 停下 -等等 等等 - Stop. Stop. - Whoa, whoa, whoa,
放轻松 伙计 whoa, whoa, easy, fella.
放轻松 Take it easy.
这不就好了 别激动 There you go, just relax.
塔台吗 ATC!
这东西没用了 It's dead!
你会开飞机吗 Can you fly a plane?
就算我会也没用了 Wouldn't matter if I did!
我们该怎么办 What do we do?
好了 各位 保持冷静 All right, everyone, remain calm.
在你的座位上坐好 一切都在掌控之中 Stay in your seats. Everything's under control.
你得去外面 把飞机举起来 You got to go out there, lift the plane up.
把飞机举起来 怎么举 没地方站啊 Lift the plane? How? There's nothing to stand on.
我们他妈的在空中啊 It's fucking air.
我也不知道 你飞过来把飞机撞直呢 I don't know, fly at it, ram it straight.
不行 以这种速度 要么飞机会翻过来 No, that kind of speed, either the plane goes ass over tit
或者我会把飞机直接撞穿 or I'll punch straight through the hull, or...
真是一个强气流呀 Whoa! Whoa, that was a big one!
没事的 不用担心 Everything's fine, don't worry about it.
好吧 好吧 Okay. Okay.
你把飞机上所有人一个一个送下去 You take everybody, one by one, you fly them to the ground.
然后呢 来回123次吗 And what? Come back 123 times?
梅芙 动动脑子 Maeve, think.
我们的工作已经结束了 We're done here.
-求你了 -大伙儿 一切都没问题 - Please. - Everything's fine, guys.
-一切都好 没事的 -等等 你要离开我们吗 - Everything's fine. You're okay. - Wait, you're leaving us?
不 怎么会呢 我只是去后面看个东西 No, no, no, no, no. I'm just seeing something down the back.
上帝啊 你要离开我们 Oh, my god, you're leaving.
-他要抛弃我们了 -我说了我没有 - He's leaving us. - I said I'm not...
爱国者 你会救我们的对吧 Homelander, are you going to save us?
当然了 亲爱的 我会救你们的 Oh, sweetheart, of course I'm gonna save you,
肯定的啊 you betcha.
我会救这里所有人的 不用担心 I'm gonna save everyone here, don't worry about it.
-女士 放轻松 把手给我 -没事的 没事的 - Ma'am, relax, hands off me. - It's okay. It's okay.
梅芙 Maeve!
你们俩 把面罩摘了 快点 Okay, you two, take off your masks. Come on.
就现在 Now!
-带上这两个人吧 -不 不行 - Take these two! - No, no.
-就这两个 求你了 -不行 图什么啊 - Just these two! Please! - No! What,
这样他们就能告诉全世界我们把其他人抛弃了 so they can tell the world that we left the rest of them
让他们去死吗 to fucking die?
-就两个 -不 梅芙 不行 你退后 - Come on! - No, Maeve. No. You stay back!
你们全给我退后 All of you, stay back.
你们全他妈退后 不然我要用镭射眼了 该死的 You stay the fuck back or I'll laser you, goddamn it!
我会一个一个烧死你们的 I will laser every fucking one of you!
老实待着 Stay back!
走吧 Let's go.
不要 梅芙 别走 No, Maeve, no!
-求你别走 -对不起 - Please stay! - I'm sorry.
-带上我们 -梅芙女王 - Take us! - Maeve!
求你别丢下我们 求求你了 Please, don't leave us. Please!
梅芙女王 Maeve!
你想和他们一起死吗 Don't die with them.
梅芙女王 Maeve.
-你们怎么能这样 -求你了 梅芙女王 - What is wrong with you? - Please, Maeve!
对不起 真的对不起 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
求你带上她吧 Please take her.
带上我女儿 Take my daughter!
-求你们带上她吧 -求你了 - Please! Please take her! - Please.
带上她吧 Take her!
真是一团糟啊 Oh, look at this.
-重案组 -你们来得好快 - Homicide. - You got here fast.
-在广播里听到了 -你这是哪里的口音啊 - Yeah, it was on the squawker. - What's with the accent?
你又是哪里的口音 What's with yours?
你以前在这里见过她吗 You ever seen her here before?
大概一年前见过 Maybe a year ago.
是帮派斗争 It's a gang hit.
帮派斗争 A gang hit?
-谁告诉你的 -我可不会和他争论 - And who told you that, eh? - I'm not arguing with him.
我会调查的 I'm looking into it.
失陪 Excuse me.
再见 哥们 Cheers, mate.
火车头一周前刚见过我 A-train saw me a fucking week ago.
-他要是认出我了怎么办 -他根本没看你 - What if he made me? - He didn't see you.
你说得倒轻巧 布彻 但我有家人 Listen, that's easy for you to say, Butcher, but I got people.
我没有是吧 Oh? And I don't?
沃特不会派个超级英雄来调查帮派斗争的 好吗 Look, Vought don't send a supe to do a gang hit, all right?
他是在找那个女的 He was after the female.
兄弟 那个女人什么来头 Hey, man, who was the woman?
罗伯塔·秋 四个孩子的妈妈 爱吃墨西哥菜 Roberta Cho, mother of four, loved Mexican food,
从太平洋四周偷运了大量的非法移民 and smuggled in a ton of immigrants from all over the Pacific.
比如我们要找的那个女孩 Eh, like our girl.
火车头 我能和你自拍一张吗 A-train, can I get a selfie?
拍好了 I got it.
那个混蛋三十分钟就能跑遍曼哈顿 That wanker can cover all of Manhattan in 30 minutes.
他会比我们先找到她 He's gonna find her before we do.
不会的 我知道她要去哪儿 No, he won't. I know where she's going.
位于曼哈顿中城的地下铁路车站
宾夕法尼亚车站 Penn station.
她这是在原路返回 她想回家 She's working her way backwards. She's trying to get home.
我是以西结 邀请各位和我一起参加信仰博览会 I'm Ezekiel, and I want you to join me at the Believe Expo,
六月六日至六月十日 在展馆举办 June 6 to 10 at the fairgrounds.
由"撒马利亚拥爱组织"赞助 Sponsored by Samaritan's Embrace.
届时会有美妙的音乐 We're gonna have music,
礼拜 还有餐车 以及 we're gonna have worship, food trucks and,
没错 还有上帝本人 oh, yeah, Christ.
七巨头中的爱国者和星光也将到场 Featuring Homelander and Starlight from the Seven.
-不错啊 -我知道 - Hey. - I know.
我也不是去让大家皈依什么的 Look, I'm not down to convert the masses or anything,
我只是去给青少年开个座谈会 I'm just... I'm doing a panel for teens.
非盈利性儿童救助慈善机构
而且我会把出场费捐给"圣约家园" And, uh, I'm donating my appearance fee to the covenant house.
你真是这个城市里最好的人 You are literally the nicest person in the city.
我是认真的 No, seriously.
其他的好人一点都比不上你 Every other nice person can fuck off and go home.
这正是为什么我要这么做 I mean, that's why I do it.
报复性的个人荣誉感 Vindictive personal glory.
你还好吗 You okay?
没事 我没事 Yeah, yes. Yeah.
你看起来有点 You seem a little...
我也说不好 I don't know.
好吧 Okay.
我会坦白的 I'll come clean.
其实说实话 If I'm being honest...
我有点怀疑你 I'm a little suspicious of you.
怀疑我 You are?
对 你说你经常打保龄球 Yeah. I mean, you say you bowled a lot.
而且你还有超能力 And you know, you have, like, superpowers,
但你保龄球真的打得好烂 yet you are a remarkably shitty bowler.
你猜我在想什么 You know what I think is happening?
我在想 你因为某种奇怪的理由才有所保留 I think you're holding back for some weird,
"第一次约会不能暴露"之类的 "not gonna show me up on a first date" reason.
你可以别再照顾我的自尊心 You want to quit stroking my ego
让我看看你的真本事吗 and show me what you really got?
我的天啊 Holy shit.
这才叫保龄球啊 Now that's a strike.
是啊 Yeah.
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著名华人社区
做得好 兄弟 Yeah, that's great, man.
谢谢你帮我查这些 Good looking out. Thanks.
快点告诉我们啊 Well? Don't leave us hanging.
行 德肖恩是和我一个街区长大的兄弟 Okay, so Deshawn's a brother that grew up on my block,
现在他在送快递 but now he delivers packages.
能不能直接说重点 Yeah, not the part I'm interested in.
他查了包裹的编号 He ran down the account number
装有化合物V的那个包裹 and the box containing the V
是"撒马利亚拥爱组织"寄出来的 and the box containing the V came from Samaritan's Embrace.
以西结的超级英雄慈善组织 Ezekiel's supe charity?
那个疯狂传教的橡胶杂种 What the fuck's that Jesus-thumping,
又和这事有什么关系 elastic bastard got to do with it?
也许我们找到那个女孩 就能找到答案了 Maybe we find the girl, we find out.
你说得对 好了 Yeah. All right.
你们负责月台和一楼 我负责楼上 Platforms, ground floor, I'll take upstairs.
不管谁先找到她 都先联系法国佬 然后跟住她 Whoever pings her, get onto Frenchie and stick with her
然后我们就用迷药 懂了吗 till we use the gas, all right?
如果您正在收看 If you're just tuning in,
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别紧张 Non, non.
没事的 我把它放一边了 It's okay. It's gone.
我放下了 你看见了吗 It's gone, you see?
我不是来伤害你的 I'm not here to hurt you.
你喜欢音乐 对吧 You like music, huh?
我也是 Well, me, too.
我能和你说一个我从没告诉过别人的秘密吗 Can I tell you a secret I never told anyone?
我小时候 When I was a boy,
我爸爸把我从妈妈那里偷走了 my father, he stole me from mamma.
在马赛 他半夜闯进来把我偷走了 In Marseilles, middle of the night, just broke in, took me.
我在他身边待了很多年 Kept me with him for years.
辗转在各个旅馆 Hotel after hotel.
每隔几个晚上 他会带我出去散步 Every few nights, take me out for a walk.
抽着高卢牌的烟 告诉我他爱我 然后 Smoke a Gauloise, tell me he loved me, then...
我好几次试图逃跑 I tried to run away so many times.
我跳上巴士和火车 I jumped buses, trains.
一心想着要回马赛 Anything to get back to Marseilles.
回妈妈家 To mamma.
但每次他都能找到我 But every time, he find me.
所以我知道想回家是一种什么感觉 So I know what it's like to want to go home.
你看 我知道你的秘密 You see, I know your secret.
你不是个坏人 You're not a bad person.
你只是吓坏了 Just a scared one.
让我来帮你 Let me help you.
可疑活动的报导 ...reports of suspicious activity...
借过 Coming through.
别啊 别 别 No, no, no, no, no, no, no,...
法国佬 你看见她了吗 她往哪边走了 Frenchie. Did you see her? Which way did she go?
-我不知道 -你用迷药了吗 - I don't know. - Did you try to gas her?
-没有 -为什么 - No. - Why not?
-感觉不该用 -你不按计划进行 - It didn't seem right, huh? - You went off plan
-就因为你觉得不应该吗 -我错了 好吗 - because it didn't seem right? - I'm sorry, okay?
肖恩·雅科夫斯基 越野赛跑队的 Sean Jakowski. Cross-country team.
我超级迷恋他 I had such a huge crush on him,
最后他终于邀请我去一个派对 and he finally asked me out to this party.
我做了很性感的发型 我们牵着手 特别完美 My hair looked cute, we held hands, it was perfect.
然后突然之间 一个高年级学生推了肖恩一把 Then, all of a sudden, this senior shoved Sean,
接着开始打他 and then he hit him.
所以我就插手了 揍了那个人 So I stepped in, I kicked the guy's ass.
干得好 Good for you.
想知道肖恩是怎么感谢我的吗 Want to know how Sean thanked me?
-怎么 -他再没和我说过话 - How? - Never spoke to me again.
一个词都没有 Not one word.
那时起我才知道 And that's when I learned,
永远不要让喜欢的男孩知道你的实力 never show your strength to a boy you like.
说实话 Well, to be honest,
肖恩·雅科夫斯基真不是个男人 Sean Jakowski had a tiny little baby dick.
你不介意我玩保龄球能赢得你屁滚尿流吗 It doesn't bother you that I could whip your ass in bowling?
我还什么都比你强 And in everything?
我甚至可以卧推你 And bench-press you?
我的天 这个算威胁还是许诺啊 Oh, my god, is that a threat or a promise?
当然不会 我 And no. No. I... I...
我觉得这很酷 真实的你很酷 I really think it's awesome, the real you.
你脸上有番茄酱 Um, you got... ketchup.
怎么 你不喜欢这样吗 What? You don't like that?
这招对你不管用吗 Doesn't work for you?
帮我占着座 我马上回 Save my spot. I'll be right back.
-嘿 -你好啊 - Hey. - Hey.
那女孩人呢 法国佬 So where's the girl, Frenchie?
既然你突然就成了最懂那个疯婆子的人 Since you're the psycho chick whisperer all of a sudden.
可能在地铁站里 估计她想坐车回家吧 Maybe subway. Maybe she wants to find a train, no?
是吗 这鬼话是你从屁眼里多深的地方拉出来的 Oh, yeah? How deep up your ass did you pull that out?
这不好说 取决于你舌头能伸到哪里吧 Well, it depends. How deep does your tongue go?
听着 你跟丢了她 Listen, you lost her, man.
我们有命令在身 我们应该执行命令 We had orders, we're supposed to follow them.
我们是专业人士 应该互相扶持 We're professionals and we count on each other.
但你却像嗑嗨了一样在这里瞎搞 But you're on some fucking bohemian flaky drug shit.
就连休伊那个书呆子小白脸 Even Hughie, who's a fucking white urkel,
-也比你要专业 -我知道这对于 - is more professional than you. - I understand it's hard
一个强迫症重症患者来说很难懂 for someone who's anally OCD to understand.
那你帮帮我 法国佬 Okay, then help me understand, Frenchie.
马洛里让你跟踪点灯侠那天晚上 What happened the night that Mallory had you
-发生了什么 -够了 - tail Lamplighter? - Oh, that's enough.
马洛里是我们的头 当时有明确命令 Mallory was our boss, man. We had orders.
你应该跟踪他的 And you were supposed to follow him.
你应该跟踪点灯侠的 You were supposed to follow Lamplighter,
-但你却跟丢了 -我当时不知道 - tail him, but you let him go. - I didn't know.
然后点灯侠就去把马洛里的孙子给活活烧死了 And Lamplighter goes and torches Mallory's grandkids.
-我不知道会变成那样 -不重要了 - I didn't know. - It doesn't matter.
你不服从命令 因此出了人命 You didn't follow orders and it costs some lives.
都给我住手 Knock it off.
-快住手 -你猜怎么着 - Knock it off. - You know what?
去他妈的 布彻 Fuck this, Butcher.
去你丫的 我不干了 And fuck you. I'm done!
-这个傻逼 -母乳 等等 - Stupid fucker... - M.M., wait.
你说过这次会不一样 You said this time would be different.
但这混蛋还是狗改不了吃屎 But this motherfucker's still here doing the same old shit.
最后我们都会和马洛里一个下场 And we're all gonna fucking end up like Mallory.
-是的 滚吧 -去他妈的 - Yeah, fuck off. Come on. - Fuck this.
你们两个消停点 Oi, both of you.
-母乳 -什么 - M.M. - What?
梅兰妮·切斯霍姆 辣妹组合一员
你知道运动辣妹在干嘛吗 What's Sporty Spice up to?
谁 Who?
该死的运动辣妹 她在干嘛 Sporty fucking Spice. What is she up to?
我不知道 I don't know.
维多利亚·贝克汉姆 辣妹组合一员
正是 那高贵辣妹呢 Exactly. How about Posh?
-你知道她在干嘛吗 -我不明白 - You know what she's doing? - I don't understand.
为厌食症患者做衣服 Making clothes for anorexics. Right?
这可不是什么朝阳行业 Not exactly a growth market.
艾玛·波顿 辣妹组合一员
宝贝辣妹呢 你知道她在干嘛吗 And Baby? You know what she's doing?
一事无成 甚至连《每日邮报》第六版都上不了 Fuck all. Not even page six of the Daily Mail.
恐怖辣妹呢 And Scary Spice?
梅兰妮·布朗 辣妹组合一员
为了法律诉讼和艳照风波闹得不可开交 Up to her eyeballs in lawsuits and sex tapes.
洁瑞·哈利威尔 辣妹组合一员
姜汁辣妹就不一样了 她发了三张专辑 Ginger, on the other hand, has released three albums.
《激情》《音裂》《想快就尖叫》 Passion, Schizophonic and Scream if you wanna go faster.
那些歌是真的辣耳朵 They'll all make your ears bleed.
你懂了吗 当她们分开时 You see, when they're apart,
就是一群垃圾 they're absolute fucking rubbish.
但聚在一起时 But, you put them together,
她们就是牛逼的辣妹组合 they're the goddamn fucking Spice Girls.
你怎么对辣妹组合搞得这么清楚 How do you know so much about the Spice Girls?
这不重要 重点是 Look, the point is,
我们单独行动时烂极了 that we're all shite by ourselves.
我们需要彼此 We need each other.
我们需要彼此 不然就是一滩烂泥 We need each other, or we're fucking dead in the water.
现在你们可以互相大打出手 Now, you guys can beat the living fucking shit
我鸟都不会鸟你们 out of each other, I really don't care,
但这也改变不了过去 it ain't gonna change the past.
你觉得这样如何 我们麻溜去找到那个小贱货 What do you say we go find that dirty little bitch,
把她迷晕 然后赶紧离开这里 gas her ass, then get the fuck out of here?
他的动员讲话可真烂 Jesus, he gives the worst pep talks.
是够烂的 He really, really does.
潜入深海 进入海洋世界
是的 是的 是的 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
没错 That's right.
下一站 大西洋 Next stop, the Atlantic Ocean.
是的 是的 That's right. That's right.
什么 What?
好的 好了 Okay. Okay, yeah.
我是说 我们的首要任务是逃出去 I mean, let's just focus on the escape first and, uh, you know,
我们不如以后再说这个 we can talk about that some other time.
我也喜欢你 Well, uh, I like you, too.
你知道的 You know that.
但我们还是不要发展的太快了 But let's not, you know, rush into anything too fast.
说真的 现在这个时间不合适 All right, seriously, now is not the appropriate time.
而且你让气氛有点尴尬 Plus, you're making things awkward.
好吧 好吧 Okay, okay!
如果我摸了 你就闭嘴 行吗 If I just touch it, will you shut up?
完了 完了 完了 Oh, shit. Shit, shit, shit.
我向你保证 I made you a promise.
宾州车站34号
该死的 Shit...
-我们上啊 -不 法国佬 - Let's go. - No, Frenchie.
别想了 她完蛋了 Forget it, mate. She's fucked.
火车头 A-train!
快看 大伙们 Over here! Look, everybody!
-火车头在那 -火车头在这吗 - It's A-train right over here! Look, - A-train's here?
-不是吧 -真的是火车头 - No way. - it's A-train!
火车头你好啊 A-train, hey.
能合个影吗 Hey, can we take a selfie?
当然没问题 Oh, sure, absolutely.
可以拍个一两张吧 I can take one or two.
别 让我跟她谈谈 No. Let me talk to her.
别他妈犯蠢了 Don't be fucking stupid.
如果她也是个辣妹呢 What if she's a Spice Girl?
法国佬 Frenchie.
让我帮忙 带你回家 Let me help you go home.
她可不是个辣妹 She ain't no Spice Girl.
37号航班被劫持 没有发现幸存者
再次重复 横跨大西洋的37号航班 Once again, the horrific wreckage
其令人心痛的残骸 of trans-oceanic flight 37
刚刚陆续被冲上海岸 just beginning to wash up on shore.
所有乘客都被认定死亡 Every passenger on board presumed dead.
他们的死亡本可避免 They didn't have to die.
爱国者和梅芙女王现在在我们现场 We have Homelander and Queen Maeve on the scene.
你有什么话要说吗 Do you have a comment?
我说他们的死亡本可避免 I said they didn't have to die.
我们在飞机失事的三分钟后才抵达现场 We arrived three minutes after the plane went down.
37号航班劫持 爱国者发声
为什么 And why?
因为我们不在指挥体系当中 Because we're not in the chain of command.
如果北美空防部在派战机去之前通知我们 If NORAD called us before they scrambled jets,
那我们就能拯救他们 then we could've saved them.
123名男女老少 123 men, women and children.
对不起 Excuse me.
如果他们允许我们进入军方体系中 But if they let us into the military,
这样的悲剧绝不会再出现 then this will never happen again.
我在此郑重承诺 That is my solemn promise to you.
对吗 梅芙 Right, Maeve?
和你们的议员们说去吧 Talk to your congressmen.
向他们反映 他们会顺从民意 Talk to them. They'll listen to the people.
我们齐心协力 And together,
便能保证这样的悲剧 together, we will make sure that this never happens
永远不会再发生在我们伟大的祖国 to our great nation ever again!
天佑尔等 God bless you.
天佑美利坚 God bless America.
爱国者 我们听到你说的了 We hear you, Homelander!
我也听到你们的声音了 兄弟们 And I hear you, brother! I hear you!
全世界都将听见你们的声音 And the world hears you!
朋友们 马上 And very, very soon, my friend,
这次事件的罪魁祸首就将听见我们所有人的声音 whoever did this to us will hear from all of us!
爱国者 Homelander!
爱国者 爱国者 Homelander! Homelander!
爱国者 爱国者 爱国者 Homelander! Homelander! Homelander!
爱国者 爱国者 Homelander! Homelander!
爱国者 爱国者 爱国者 Homelander! Homelander! Homelander!
爱国者 爱国者 Homelander! Homelander!
爱国者 Homelander!