即兴戏剧表演就像投身一场战斗 如果你想杀人 那你就必须做好死的准备 F.L.阿德森-即兴表演指南
有人开枪!有人开枪! Shots fired, shots fired!
重复 有人开枪了! Repeat, we've got shots fired!
请求支援有人开枪了 Requesting backup.We had shots fired.
天啊 我觉得有人偷了阿尔巴尼亚人的货 行动! Jesus Christ. I think someone's just jumped the Albanians. Go.
支援在哪? Where is my backup?
不!不...... Oh! No, no, no, no, no!
你是知道的 Well, you know how it is.
那种气势 正合我意 That swag, just how I like it.
我说:谁?是我 还是那些做空股票的笨蛋?" And I said, "Well, who? Me, or the mugs who shorted the stock?"
就像是说 干嘛不看看你有多烂 It's like please take stock of how shit you are.
或者 呃…… Or like, uh...
股票 股..加仓 stock, stoc--stock up
那么 嗯 你对当前的情况了解多少? on, um, knowledge about the situation?
别犯错就行 Just don't make mistakes.
等等 他们问你日交易时你干了啥? So, hang on, what did you do when they asked about day trading?
哦 我说:"哦 嗯 滚开" Oh. I said, "Oh, hmm, fuck off."
休 你更新那个服务器了吗? Hugh. Did you update that server?
哦 嗯……滚开? Oh. Hmm... fuck off?
我的意思是 不是那种恶意的"滚开" I mean, it wasn't sort of fuck off in a sort of nasty way,
只是开玩笑的"滚开" just sort of fuck off joking.
好吧 我不太明白这个"笑话" Well, I can't say I quite get the "joke" myself,
这也不是我们第一次说你的"软技能"了 and this isn't the first time we've had to talk about your "soft skills."
听着 休 管好你自己的事 嗯? Look, Hugh. Keep in your lane, hmm?
管好Wi-Fi 别老想着融入团队 Stay on top of the Wi-Fi and stop trying to be part of the team.
你的Wi-Fi没问题吧? Is your Wi-Fi okay?
-没问题 -好 -It's fine. -Okay.
-报上你的名字 -马龙·斯威夫特 -State your name. -Marlon Swift.
你看过剧本了吗? You had a chance to see the script?
我即兴发挥点可以吗? Would it be okay if I went a bit off-piste?
我觉得即兴能帮我找到角色的重点 I always find improv helps me find the truth of a character.
嗯 可以 没问题 Uh, yeah. Sure.
这不是难……是根本不可能 珍妮弗 It's not hard... it's impossible, Jennifer.
不可能有一个无法满足自身需求的身体 Impossible to be in a body that won't give you what you want.
不 珍妮弗 别这样 求你了 No. Don't, Jennifer. Please.
你敢哭试试 Don't you dare cry.
别这样 珍 Don't you do that, Jen.
这跟你无关我很想要你 但我的身体... This isn't about you. I want you so much, but my body--
抱歉 我想...马龙?要不还是照剧本演? Sorry, I think--Marlon? Maybe just one on... script?
这不难……保持硬朗 It's not hard... to stay hard
用"男人火箭动力" with "Rocket Power For Men."
我受不了了 特里 我想干正经活儿 I can't do this anymore, Terry. I want proper work.
披萨骑士还说呢 Says the Pizza Knight.
我可不是上了三年戏剧学校 I didn't spend three years of drama school
-就为了卖冷冻食品 -见鬼 -to end up selling frozen dinners. -Fuck sake.
不要广告了演戏真实、硬核的角色 No more ads. Acting. Authentic, gritty characters.
我想挖掘人类处境的深处 I wanna plumb the depths of the human condition.
我们以前就谈过这个 We've been down this road before.
反馈总是老一套 他们觉得你不是那种历经过劫难的汉子 Feedback's always the same, they don't buy you as the intense guy who's seen horrors.
我是演员 我能演任何角色 I'm an actor, I can be anything.
你来自科茨沃尔德 不是阿尔·帕西诺 You're from The Cotswolds, you're not Al Pacino.
听着 我有个更适合你的活儿:今早刚来的 Look, I've got something that's much more your wheelhouse: fresh in this morning,
-西区场地 -西区 行 -West End venue. -West End. Okay.
角色是个精灵信使 Character is an elven messenger
引导孩子们去他们梦想中的玩具店 who directs kids to the toy store of their dreams.
-这是在街上举牌子吗? -在西区 -Is this standing about with a sign? -In the West End.
我真觉得你能给这角色加点料 I really think you can bring something to this.
唯一的问题是 他们需要有人整季都干 Only thing is, they need someone to commit for the whole season.
找到你的声音! 树立信心! 即兴喜剧课! 欢迎新来者 进来试试吧!
-我能用下你的厕所吗? -抱歉 -Can I use your toilet? -Sorry.
厕所只给付费顾客用 Toilets are only for paying customers.
-求你了 我急死了 -这是霸王条款😎 -Please. I'm desperate. -I'm afraid it's a strict rule.
你得买点什么 You'll have to get something.
好吧 好吧 Oh, fine, fine.
给我画个凯尔特符号 快点 Uh, just do me a Celtic symbol. But be quick.
漂亮!绝佳的冲突升级! Nice! Great escalation.
这种好笑是因为他们没刻意搞笑 See that was funny because they weren't trying to be funny.
他们只是投入角色 即兴发挥 They just committed to their characters and rolled with it.
-嗯 对翠西和戴夫 你们上 -哦 -Um, yup. Trish and Dave, you're up. -Oh.
好 好场景标题:"客户服务" Okay, okay. Scene title: "Customer Service."
先生 有什么可以帮您的? How can I help you, sir?
我身上有皮疹 I've got a rash.
-哦 幸好 我是医生 -不 你不是 你是水管工 -Oh. Well, lucky for you, I'm a doctor. -No, you're not. You're a plumber.
水管...不 A plum--No.
-不 我是医生 我治病... -好 好 好 好 好 -No, I'm a doctor. I do doctoring---Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
戴夫 戴夫 戴夫 戴夫 Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave.
如果她说她是医生 她就是医生 对吧? If she says she's a doctor, she's a doctor. Right?
"是 然后"?总是"是 然后" 再接着发挥 "Yes, and"? "Yes, and" always "yes, and," and then build on it.
别让你的搭档干站着 Never hang your partner out to dry.
你看 即兴表演就是强调当下的体验 See, improv is all about being in the moment,
即便那一刻处在疯狂状态 even if the moment is completely insane.
因为在台上 没有错误…… Because when you're on that stage, there are no mistakes...
只有机会 Only opportunity.
抱歉 真抱歉 Sorry, I'm so sorry.
没关系 你是来上课的?太好了 No, it's okay. Are you here for class? Oh, that's great.
让你和马龙一起即兴 Let's get you to jump in with Marlon.
马龙? Marlon?
我在琢磨角色 可能是个退伍老兵 I'm just working on my character. Maybe a war veteran.
你还不知道场景是什么 马龙 来吧 Yeah, you don't know what the scene is yet, Marlon. Come on.
-对 来吧 -好 嗯…… -Yeah. Come on. -Okay. Um...
相信你的直觉 Just trust your gut.
-不确定时 "是 然后" -"然后" -And when in doubt, "yes, and." -"And."
是 Yes.
"然后" "And."
哦 我只是说"是" Oh, I was just saying "yes,"
但对 是 然后 but yes. And.
对 你可以等场景开始 Yeah. You can just wait till the scene starts.
好场景标题:"糟糕的保姆" Okay. Scene title: "Bad Babysitter."
呃 抱歉我迟到了 Uh, sorry I'm late.
我在回忆那边的经历 I was just remembering what happened over there.
屠杀 Carnage.
我的男孩在哪儿? So where's my boy?
别想太多 Don't overthink it.
哎呀…… Uh, crikey...
小蒂米在哪儿? Where's little Timmy?
-脑子里第一个想法 -我……真不知道 -First thing that pops into your head. -I...really have no clue.
你把我儿子弄丢了? You lost my son?
谢谢 凯特 Thanks, Kat.
-下周见 -嗯哼 -See you next week. -Mm-hmm.
嘿 凯特你有没有觉得我那个退伍老兵是反疫苗的? Hey, Kat. Did you get that my war vet was anti-vax?
是的 Yeah.
好 Good.
报了剩下的课程 还有…… Signed up to the rest of the class, and...
抱歉 我在试着围绕"课程"即兴发挥点啥 sorry, just trying to improvise something around the word "class."
别勉强 I wouldn't force it.
对 对放松点哦 天哪! Right, right. Just relax. Oh, my--Christ!
-真抱歉 -没事儿 算了 -I'm so sorry. -Uh, no, it's fine. Leave it.
-确定吗?好 谢谢 -嗯 嗯 我来处理 -Are you sure? Okay. Thank you. -Yeah, yeah, I got it, I got it.
-没问题 下周见 -好 -No problem. I'll see you next week. -Okay.
嘿 凯特 能给我们点建议吗? Hey, Kat. Could we have some advice?
哦 当然可以 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course.
因为下周的展示会有经纪人来看 'Cause we've got some agents coming to the showcase next week.
啥?哇 进展真快 What? Wow, that was fast.
那我们该问些啥问题? So, are there any questions we should ask?
哦 嗯 你可以问 Oh. Well, um, see, you could ask,
他们是不是想要一个39岁红头发的、签证快到期的演员? are they looking for a 39-year-old redhead with an expiring work visa?
不 不 不 No, no, no, no, no.
我会问他们当试镜机会枯竭时会咋办 I would ask how they're gonna handle it when the auditions dry up.
当你奋斗了好多年 When you've been hustling for years and years and years,
却啥也没得到 除了 呃 两句台词 and you've got nothing to show for it other than, uh, two lines
在烂喜剧里演个"俏皮咖啡师" as "Sassy Barista" in a shitty sitcom.
这才是关键问题 对吧? I mean, that's the question, right?
他们会在事情变得超级糟时还陪着你吗? Are they gonna stick around when things get fucking dark?
谢谢 凯特 Thanks, Kat.
嗯 随时欢迎 Yeah. Anytime.
啥情况?! What the fuck?!
显然 现在的生活就是地狱 I mean, obviously, life is hell at the moment.
自从我和保罗卖了公司 我们又得开始做爱了 Since Paul and I sold the company, we're stuck having sex again.
所以才有了这场噩梦 Hence this nightmare.
好像生第四个孩子还不够 As if having baby number four wasn't enough,
策划这个人的单身派对简直让人抓狂 planning this one's hen-do has been an absolute mindfuck.
天哪 伙计们 别搞太疯 求你们了 God, nothing crazy, guys, please.
哦 别担心 超级轻松的氛围 每人预算500 Oh, no, don't worry. Super chill vibe, budget's 500 each.
每人? Each?
对 但这包括除了吃喝之外的一切 Yeah, but that covers literally everything except food and drink.
我们要去迪拜吗? Where are we going, Dubai?
你真会开玩笑 凯特 You are so funny, Kat.
听着 我不是说我要结婚只是为了再见你 Look, I'm not saying I'm getting married just so we can see you again,
-但宝贝 太久没见了 太疯狂了 -太久了 -but babes, it's been too long. Crazy. -Way too long.
你们看起来都那么完美和专业 And you all look so perfect and professional,
还有 嗯 这个地方? and just, um--and this place?
还记得我们在布里克斯顿的公寓吗? Remember our flat in Brixton?
我们那时疯疯癫癫的我有点怀念那些日子 We were crazy. I do kind of miss those days.
哦 我可不怀念总是宿醉 Oh, I don't. Perma hangover.
凌晨五点吃油腻外卖 Greasy takeaway at 5:00 AM.
你知道 我还在"津格宫殿"点外卖 You know, I still order from" Zing Palace".
为啥? Why?
哦 你在开玩笑?好吧 Oh, are you joking? Okay.
对 Yeah.
对 我是说 我偶尔会点 但你懂的 Yeah. I mean, I do sometimes, but, you know.
你的喜剧事业咋样了? How is it going with the comedy?
-有人说你在教书? -你是老师? -Someone said that you're teaching? -You're a teacher?
-回馈社会真好 -不 不 不 -Oh, so good to give back. -Oh, no, no, no.
我不是那种 嗯 真正的老师 I'm not like, um, a teacher-teacher.
我只是暂时干这个 你知道的 I'm just doing it for right now, you know?
如果你需要钱 我们随时可以借你 You know, if you need money, we can always lend you.
-哦 太好了! -不 不 不 我没问题 -Oh, yes! -Oh, no, no, no. I'm fine, I'm fine.
我要重写我的独角戏 I'm gonna be rewriting my solo show.
而且 你知道 如果能制作出来…… And, you know, if I get it produced, that is...
宝贝……你显然超级有才 Babes... you're obviously crazy talented,
但感觉你重写这个独角戏已经10年了 but it feels like it's been 10 years of rewriting this solo show
我们只是担心 别人永远都没办法看到我们眼中的你 and we're just worried that the world is never gonna see what we see.
好吧 Right.
好吧 我看到的是空酒杯! Well, what I see is empty glasses!
特里? Terry?
那帮壮阳药家伙说你演得像丹尼尔·戴-刘易斯 So the Boner Pill guys tell me you went full Daniel Day-Lewis.
他们喜欢吗? Did they like it?
马龙 你想成为的这个演员 Marlon, this actor you're trying to be,
抱歉 但你没有那种天赋 sorry, but you don't have it in you.
我觉得我们该分道扬镳了 I think maybe it's time we parted ways.
去……他妈的 Fuck... this.
休戈…… Hugo...
-哦 山姆 我是休 -快点说 行吗? -Oh, Sam, it's Hugh. -A quick one, yeah?
呃 我正要去喝一杯 想问你有没有空 Uh, I'm just heading out for a pint and I wondered if you're free.
谁 我?有空...当然有空 Who, me? Yeah, I got--sure, yeah, of course.
哦 太好了你能不能顺便去我桌子那儿 Oh, sweet. Would you mind popping over to my desk
帮我整理下那些乱七八糟的电线? and sorting out the tangled wires and shit?
谢了 兄弟 Cheers, mate. Thanks.
女士们先生们 凯特·博伊尔斯 Ladies and gentlemen, Kat Boyles.
谢谢 谢谢大家 Thank you. Thank you, thank you so much, everyone.
再次介绍 我是凯特 我在这儿教即兴表演 Again, I'm Kat. I coach improv here,
从我搬椅子的熟练程度就能看出来 which you can tell from how well I moved that chair.
这帮家伙过去两周非常努力 These guys have worked so hard over the last two weeks
他们已经准备好大干一场 要不要请他们上场? and they are ready to rock, so shall we get them in?
-好! -大家快进来! -Yeah! -Come on in, everyone!
是不是? Isn't it?
嘿 Hey.
你带这群人干得不错 Done a great job with this lot.
-谢谢 -听着 呃…… -Thanks. -Listen, uh...
我不知道你的档期怎么样 I don't know what your availabilities are,
但是 嗯 我在找一个像你这样的人合作 but, um, I'm looking to work with someone just like you.
哦 你是经纪人、制片人 还是…… Oh. Are you like an agent, producer, or...
警探 Detective Sergeant.
这是大都会警察过去一年运行的一个项目 It's a program the Met have been running for the last year.
用即兴表演者进行低级诱捕行动 打击假冒伪劣者 Using improvisers for low-level stings to bust counterfeiters,
无证赌庄 你知道这类事情 unlicensed bookies, you know, that kind of thing.
-为什么用即兴表演者? -罪犯老远就能认出警察 -Why improvisers? -Crooks spot the police a mile off,
而且我们不太擅长随机应变但你们行 plus, we're not so good at thinking on our feet. But you are.
其实 我观察你有一段时间了 In fact, I've been watching you for a while now,
我能看出你是最好的之一 and I can see you're one of the best.
你会有后援 所以风险很小 You'd have backup, so it's negligible risk.
这是志愿活动吗? So is this like a volunteer thing?
一次200英镑每人 Two hundred quid a pop. Each.
每人? Each?
行动人员三人一组你来决定带谁 Operatives work in threes. Your call who to bring in.
考虑一下 Think it over.
这可是我去过的最疯狂的狩猎之旅! Well, this is the craziest safari I've ever been on!
这趟车绝对安全吗? Is this ride definitely safe?
没人投诉只有葬礼 Have no complaints. Just funerals.
嘿 我有好消息 Hey. So, I've got exciting news.
我们知道没想到当晚就成了 We know. Never thought it would happen literally on the night.
-啥?发生啥了? -我们被签了! -What? What happened? -We got signed!
你说的是这个吧? That's what you meant, right?
对 对! Yes. Yeah!
-她要带我们去索霍大厦! -谢谢你 凯特 -She's taking us to Soho House! -Thank you for everything, Kat.
-你是最棒的老师 -你最牛 -You are an amazing teacher. -You're the best.
好吧 事情是这样的 Okay. So here's the deal.
每人200英镑 我们还在做公共服务 Two hundred each, and we'd be doing a public service.
不知道我学即兴是为了角色塑造 不是帮警察 I dunno. I got into improv to help my character work, not the cops.
这就是角色塑造 This is character work.
嗯 我想…… Well, I suppose...
我们有点像在卧底 we're sort of going undercover.
我们只是去买点东西 Well, we just go and buy something.
我可以写一整个背景故事 I could write a whole backstory.
你可以 You could.
"这个家伙是谁? "Who is this guy?
他为啥买假包 他知道啥?" Why is he buying fake handbags, what does he know?"
嗯哼休?你加入吗? Uh-huh. Hugh? You in?
哦 天警察 Oh, gosh. Police.
光说这个词就让人热血沸腾 对吧? Gets your blood pumping just saying the word, doesn't it?
不知道 工作上请假可能有点难 I don't know, it might be tricky getting time off work.
老兄 你能想象在公司讲 Dude. Can you imagine the stories you can tell at work
你为警察做过诱捕行动的故事吗? once you've done stings for the police?
我们在考虑啥服装? What are we thinking for costume?
你脸上那是啥玩意儿? The fuck's that on your face?
太过了?好吧 我可以接受建议 Too much? Fine, I can take notes.
好 超级简单 Right, super simple.
全市假烟销售激增 There's been a citywide uptick in the sale of counterfeit cigarettes.
里面全是廉价有害物会危及健康 Chock-full of all sorts of cheap nasties. Health crisis in the making.
我们有情报说路那头的店也在干这个 We've got intel the shop down the road is in on it.
去拜访他们 要求"更便宜的东西" Pay them a visit, ask for "something more affordable,"
那是暗号 然后买一包 离开 that's the code-phrase, then buy a brick and leave.
我们每人买一包?还是…… So we each buy one? Or...
哦 忘了你们是新手点、翼、巢 Oh, I forgot you're virgins. Point. Wing. Nest.
点负责下单 Point makes the order.
翼在附近浏览 随时支援 Wing browses nearby, there if needed.
巢在门口 负责放哨 Nest is in the doorway, on lookout.
给 拿着这个 Here. Take this.
进店前给我打电话 我好录下来 Call me before entry so I can get them on tape.
我们不需要窃听器吗? Don't we need a wire?
后面会给你们配狙击手和地雷 You'll get them later with the snipers and proximity mines.
见鬼去吧 走开 Fucking hell. Go on, fuck off.
好吧 这不过是另一轮即兴表演 对吧? Okay. So this is just another round of improv, yes?
记住基本原则"是 然后" So remember the fundamentals. "Yes, and."
你带啥角色进去? What character are you bringing in?
我觉得不需要带角色 I don't think we need to bring in characters.
也许一个单亲妈妈 因为买不起万宝路急疯了? Maybe a single mom, desperate 'cause she can't afford her Marlboro reds?
-行 -我是你哥 -Sure. -And I'm your brother.
-好 -姻亲 -Right. -In-law.
一个鞋匠 迷上了鞋胶 A cobbler who got addicted to the shoe glue
在曼彻斯特后街全输光了 and lost it all on the back streets of Manchester.
-這太黑暗了 -那是鞋匠 -That got dark. -That's cobbling.
你呢 休?有啥口音准备? What about you, Hugh? Any accents up your sleeve?
-"嘿 你这蠢货!" -老天 -"Aye up y'fokin pillock!" -Jesus Christ.
-我觉得别搞了 -我同意 -I think just leave it. -I'm--I agree.
-抱歉 我只是紧张 -听着 别 别 别 -I'm sorry, it's just I'm nervous. -Listen, listen, don't, don't, don't.
放松 放松 放松跟着我走 好吗? Relax, relax, relax. Just follow my lead. Okay?
"最轻松的200英镑" "Easiest 200 quid ever."
外面冷得要命 It's freezing outside.
想要点啥? What can I get you?
你觉得这算冷? You think this is cold?
试试曼彻斯特的冬天 Try winter in Manchester.
零下补靴子可不行 我告诉你 You can't resole a boot in subzero, let me tell you.
你认识他? You know him?
姻亲真希望不认识 Brother-in-law. Wish I didn't.
给我来点烟 Can I get some smokes.
骆驼 还是万宝路? Camel, Marlboro?
我在找点更…… I'm looking for something more...
见鬼!见鬼!该死 Drat! Drat it! Drats.
抱歉 凯特不 抱歉 各位 Sorry, Kat. No, sorry, everyone.
咋回事 你们是一伙的? What's going on, eh? You guys all together?
有问题吗 小伙子? That a problem, lad?
我们在找更…… We're looking for something more...
便宜的东西 affordable.
更便宜的东西 Something more affordable.
还有啥? Anything else?
有 Yes.
还要点…… And something...
更更便宜的 even more affordable.
更带劲的 对吧? Something spicier, yeah?
来点大麻? A bit of weed?
我们看起来像是吃婴儿食品嗨起来的傻子吗? We look like the sort of melts that get high on baby food?
搞什么鬼? What the fuck?
我怎么知道你们不是警察? How do I know you're not coppers?
这算第一次警告 嗯?再问一次 我就把你舌头割下来 Call that strike one, eh? Ask again and I'll take your tongue out your head.
-你听见他说啥了 -你想花多少钱? -You heard the man. -How much you looking to spend?
-你有多少钱? -买来卖? -How much you got? -Buying to sell?
-比你看起来聪明 -我打个电话 行吗? -Smarter than you look. -Let me make a call, yeah?
你他妈在干啥? What the fuck are you doing?
不是我的错 是休把事情搞大了 It's not my fault, Hugh's the one who escalated it.
-那是滑溜溜的薯片! -我们买烟走人吧 -They were slippery crisps! -Let's just buy the cigarettes and go.
中断表演?你教我们的不是这样 And block the scene? That's not what you taught us.
-他来了 他来了 -见鬼 -He's coming. He's coming. -Shit.
别在这儿 Not here.
跟我来 行吧 Follow me, yeah.
一群蠢货 Fucking idiots.
把音乐开大点 小伙子 Pump the sounds, lad.
批量购买我已经跟他确认过了 Buying in bulk. I've cleared it with him.
武器放箱子里 Weapons in the box.
哦 天哪 Oh, Jesus Christ.
-好了 交易完成 -是的 -All right. We're square. It's done. -Yeah.
来吧振作点 Yeah. Come on. Pull yourself together.
好男孩 好男孩 Good boy--good boy.
不要医生 行吗? No doctors, yeah?
买家来了 Buyers are here.
好带他出去 All right. Take him out of here.
买家 嗯? Buyers, eh?
他看起来像个该死的会计 He looks like a fucking accountant.
他是我们打入城里圈子的门路 He's our "in" to the city crowd.
从证券欺诈起家 Got his start in securities fraud
后来监管机构盯上后 转行做夜间供应 then pivoted to after-hours supply when regulators got wise.
和伦敦每个CEO都称兄道弟 First name terms with every CEO in London.
他们叫他"乡绅" They call him "The Squire."
日安 先生 Good day, sir.
所以他才打扮得像个傻逼? So, that's why he's dressed like a fucking cunt?
对 没错 Yeah, exactly.
那个美国佬? The Yank?
-我得离开芝加哥 -哦 压力太大? -I had to get out of Chicago. -Oh. Too much heat?
不够热 Not enough.
哦 Oh.
厌倦了小打小闹 Sick of the small time.
所以你们是大人物? So, you're big timers?
-怎么我没听说过你们? -客户要求保密 -How come I've never heard of you? -Clients demand discretion.
哦 Oh.
我们来外地是因为之前出了点烂事 We're only off-patch 'cause we had some bad shit that went down.
几个贵族死了 谁在乎? Few toffs snuffed it, who gives a fuck?
这对生意不好 It's bad for business.
我们需要新货源 We need a new supply.
好吧 All right.
小规模操作 Small operation,
目标市场 targeted market.
我叫弗莱 Name's Fly.
邦妮 Bonnie.
我猜你是头儿 邦妮 I'm guessing you're the brains, Bonnie.
罗奇打手 Roach. The muscle.
乡绅 The Squire.
那个…… The...
乡绅 squire.
肖什 Shosh.
阿尔巴尼亚联系人 Albanian hookup.
价格不错 如果你懂的话 Got a good rate, if you follow,
所以我得赶紧出手 so I need it gone.
三包 喊个50K? Three bricks. Call it 50K?
货真价实 70% It's legit. 70%.
你的中间人是谁? Who's your nose?
乡绅?说吧 Squire? Come on.
嗯…… Um...
来 坐下 Come on. Have a seat.
-来吧 -哦 我不……我不太搞…… -Go ahead. -Oh, I don't--I don't really do...
搞那种粉末的事 do the whole kind of key thing.
-好吧 -嗯哼 -All right. -Mm-hmm.
想要来一整条? You want a proper line?
嗯…… Um...
小贵族想要来一整条 Little Lord Fauntleroy wants a proper line.
-好吧 -当然 -All right. -Sure.
来吧 Go on.
哦 非常感谢真是太好了 Oh, thank you very much. That's very kind.
谢谢 Thank you.
好了 Okay.
哦 见鬼 Oh, shit.
我的天 Oh, my God.
很不错 很不错对 很好 Very nice--very nice. Yeah, good.
开心吗? Happy days?
我们怎么知道其他不是面粉? How do we know the rest ain't flour?
继续 Go on.
不 那肯定不是面粉 对吧? No, that's definitely not flour, is it?
那是可卡因对 That is cocaine. Yeah.
是的 Yup.
确认一下很好 Good to confirm.
那是可卡因 That is cocaine.
再来一次 Just one more.
-嗯哼 -好的 -Mm-hmm. -Okay.
斯肯德…… Skender...
很高兴再次见到你 good to see you again.
你拿了我们的货? You take our coke?
嗯? Huh?
你拿了我们他妈的可卡因? You take our fucking coke?
就这个? This is it?
其他的呢 嗯? Where is the rest, huh?
在他鼻子里? Up his nose?
那是我们的货 That's our coke.
他们没偷你的货 They didn't steal from you.
他们是从我们这儿买的 They're buying from us.
放了他 Let him go.
你让自己难堪了 You're embarrassing yourself.
你他妈的是谁? And who the fuck are you?
斯肯德 这样有点不尊重 Skender, that's a bit disrespectful.
兄弟们 这不是我的恩怨 Boys, this is not my beef.
但如果你们想买 But if you're, uh, looking to buy,
这儿的竞争对手刚出了50 your competition here just offered us 50.
所以 还有人出价吗? So, do we have another bidder?
好吧 50挺公平 All right, 50's fair.
他不会加价了 He ain't gonna raise.
我出60 I'll give you 60.
80 不然滚蛋 Call it 80 or fuck off.
啥? What?
干吧 Do it.
让我感觉活着 Make me feel alive.
活着的感觉真好 真的很兴奋 很轻盈 It is so good to feel alive, like really buzzing and light
在细胞层面上连接起来因为 生活是什么? and connected on the cellular level. 'Cause like what is life?
时间真是线性的吗 或者说 我们其实是在同时 Is time really linear, or in a way, we're just living through everything
经历所有发生过的事? that ever happened all at the same time?
闭嘴! Shut the fuck up!
都在这儿了 It's all there.
去你的 贱人 Fuck you, bitch.
见鬼 Fucking hell.
你把他的可卡因卖回给他了 You sold him back his own coke.
你他妈疯了 You're fucking mad.
好吧 听着 All right. Listen.
如果你的次品吓跑了客户 If your bad batch spooked your customers,
这儿有活儿给你们干 there's work for you here.
我需要能随机应变的人 嗯 I could do with people who can think on their feet, huh.
-哎哟! -哇 太真实了 -Ow! -Whoo, that was real.
我的心跳得乱七八糟 My heart's going haywire.
操 搞什么? Fuck. What the fuck?
兄弟们 真的很抱歉我觉得自己真的要死了 Guys. Guys. I'm so sorry. I think I'm actually gonna die.
嘿 嘿 你表现得太好了 Hey, hey, you were so good.
-不 不 你不懂 -你全情投入 太激励人了 -No, no, you don't understand. -You've committed. It was inspiring.
-我不吸毒 -老天!搞什么? -I don't do drugs. -Jesus Christ! What the fuck?
搞什么? What the fuck?
你们只需要买烟就行 All you had to do was buy the cigarettes.
结果你们回来满身是血 嗑了药 还吐了一身 But no, you come back bleeding, coked up, and covered in sick.
弗莱差点杀了你们 Fly could have killed you.
真的很抱歉 I'm really sorry.
但他没杀 But he didn't.
你们得回去 You have to go back in.
啥? What?
你们可以混进他的团伙 You could infiltrate his crew.
弗莱一年交易一千万 Fly moves 10 mil a year.
如果你们能掌握他下次交易的情报 天哪 If you get tabs on his next deal, my God,
那对大都会警察来说是大功一件 that'll be huge for the Met.
等等 等等 我们差点死了 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. We almost died.
-我觉得自己可能还得死 -我们表现得确实很棒 -I think I still might. -I mean, we were pretty damn good.
马龙 绝对不行这完全失控了 Marlon, no fucking way. This is getting completely out of control.
好吧 好吧忘了警察吧 Okay. Okay. Forget the police.
这对你们来说可是大事 This could be huge for you.
"即兴喜剧演员干掉犯罪帝国" "Improv comics take down criminal empire."
听说过唐尼·布拉斯科?塞尔皮科?对吧? You heard of Donnie Brasco? Serpico? Yeah?
你们会成为英雄 You'd be heroes.
你们被拒绝过多少次? How many rejections have you faced?
多少次被当成无名小卒? How many times have you been made to feel like a nobody?
今天 我看到了你们的能耐 Today, I saw what you could do.
你们不想让全世界都看到吗? Don't you want the world to see?
即 兴 卧 底
渗透弗莱的团伙远远超出了这个项目的范围 Penetrating Fly's gang takes you well beyond the remit of this program.
你们要深入卧底 You're going deep cover.
无论从任何角度看 To all intents and purposes,
你们就是邦妮 you are Bonnie,
罗奇 和乡绅 Roach, and The Squire.
唯一知道你们真实身份的人是我 The only person who knows your real identities is me.
卧底警察的规则很简单 Now, the rules of undercover policing are simple.
绝不打破角色说"是" Never break character. Say yes.
永远 永远相信你的搭档 And always, always trust your partner.
记住 我们需要弗莱下次交易的情报 Remember, we need info on Fly's next supply deal.
我得搜身 I need to frisk ya.
-所以 相信你的技能 -你给我滚 -So, trust your skills. -You need to fuck off.
相信彼此 Trust each other.
-他结巴了? -相信我 -He stutter? -And trust me,
你们会成为英雄 you will be heroes.
谢谢 Thank you.
弗莱在后面 Fly's back there.
有需要的女士 A lady in need.
因为我需要个男人? 'Cause I need a man?
不 天哪 不你是个很棒、很强的 呃 公牛 No. God, no. You are a fantastic, strong, uh, bull.
不 我只是说 一个需要更大挑战的女士 No, I just meant, uh, a lady in need of a--of a bigger challenge.
这就是我的…… That's what I...
是的 Yeah.
啊 是城里来的家伙们 Ah, it's the city slickers.
还以为你们不会来了 Wondered if you'd show.
是啊 我们要歇业一阵子 Yeah. We're gonna close up shop for a while.
低调点 Lay low.
嗯 现在没什么大事可做 Well, there's nothing really doing right now.
但是…… But...
这个混蛋欠我两万 this prick owes me 20 grand.
我要你们去敲他一笔 I want you to go and shake him down.
哦 黑皮诺 好酒 Oh, Pinot noir, lovely drop.
是啊 口感顺滑 喝完有巧克力的余味 Yeah, it's smooth, with a chocolate finish.
你很怪 You're strange.
但也很礼貌 But also polite.
而且穿得很好 And well dressed.
你让我想起那部电影 You remind me of that movie.
邦德? Bond?
帕丁顿 Paddington.
是的 Yes.
对 呃 我们要走了 Yeah. Uh, so we're going.
嗯 说句题外话 你也挺怪的 Um, for what it's worth, you're quite strange, too.
所以 我们不会真的去做这个吧? So, we don't actually do this?
当然要做了 Of course, you do.
通过考验 深入一步 赢得弗莱的信任 Pass the test, go deeper, gain Fly's trust.
我真的不喜欢这主意 如果他有枪怎么办? I really don't like the sound of it, what if he's got a gun?
嗯 也许我们该带家伙进去 Mm. Maybe we should go in strapped.
"带家伙" 马龙?你在说什么? "Strapped," Marlon? What are you talking about?
这是罗奇会说的别把我从角色里拉出来 It's what Roach would say. Please don't pull me out of character.
听着 这家伙不敢惹弗莱 Listen, this bozo's not gonna fuck with Fly.
我会在旁边待命 以防万一出岔子 但不会的 And I'm on standby in case it goes south, but it won't.
最坏的情况 我们还有乡绅 Worst case, we've got The Squire.
这根本没意义 That doesn't even mean anything.
你们会没事的低风险 高回报 You're gonna be fine. Low risk, high reward.
现在 闭嘴 去干活 Now, shut the fuck up and go.
如果他不付钱怎么办? What if he doesn't pay?
我会逼他这混蛋惹我太多次了 I'll make him. This fuck's crossed me too many times.
你认识他?他暴力吗? Do you know him? Is he violent?
别理他他在入戏 Just ignore him. He's being method.
抱歉 "全情投入角色"是怎么回事? I'm sorry. What happened to "commit to your character"?
如果事情不对劲 就扔个手榴弹 If things go sideways, just throw in a grenade.
-手榴弹? -意料之外的东西 -A grenade? -A curveball.
让他措手不及的东西 Something he won't see coming.
嘿 嘿 嘿 嘿 听着 听着 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, listen, listen.
最重要的是相信你的直觉 记得吗? But most important is trust your gut, remember?
嗯哼 Mm-hmm.
好 Right.
是时候为米兰的事报仇了 Time to get revenge for what happened in Milan.
这边走 It's this way.
罗奇没方向感有意思 Roach has no sense of direction. Interesting.
钱他妈的在哪儿 萨加? Where's the fucking cash, Sagar?
嘿 嘿 嘿 放松 放松 Hey, hey, hey, easy, easy.
把钱给我们 我们就放过你 Give us the money and we leave you in peace.
告诉弗莱我会还的 Tell Fly I'm good for it.
哦?要来硬的? Oh. So we're doing this the hard way?
你想要乡绅出马? You want The Squire?
乡绅是谁? Who's The Squire?
嗯…… Um...
抱歉 Sorry.
搞什么? What the fuck?
按住他把他的家伙掏出来 Hold him down. Take his dick out.
-哇 哇 哇 -按住他 -Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. -Hold him down.
-把他的家伙掏出来! -等等 等等 停下 停下 -Take his fucking dick out! -Wait, wait, wait. Stop. Stop. Stop.
我有钱 I have it.
你想去哪儿? Where'd you think you're going?
钱在我的健身包里 The cash is in my gym bag.
哦 是吗? Oh, yeah?
这个健身包? This gym bag?
天哪 Holy shit.
你想捅我们 萨加? Were you gonna shank us, Sagar?
你们得冷静点 Youse lot need to calm down.
嘿 我哪儿也不去 Hey, I ain't going nowhere.
但有件事你们得知道 But there's something you should know.
-糟了 -去你的 蠢货 -Shit. -Fuck you, idiots.
哦 Ooh.
操 Fuck.
嘿 也许他没死 Hey, maybe he's not dead.
-萨加 萨加 兄弟 -他绝对死了 -Sagar, Sagar, mate. -He's definitely dead.
我们他妈干了什么? What the fuck did we do?
不 不 不 不 不上帝不 No, no, no, no, no. Christ. No.
来吧把钱拿回去给弗莱 Come on. Let's get this cash back to Fly.
马龙 Marlon.
需要死亡证明 Need proof of death.
惹了公牛 就得挨角 Mess with the bull, you get the horns.
冷静 这种事常有 Stay calm, these things happen.
不 抱歉 我从没遇到过这种事 No. Sorry, this has never happened to me.
这就是你们签下的活儿 That's what you signed up for.
我们没签杀人协议 We did not sign up to kill people.
他自己跑了 我们只是... He chose to run and we just--
威胁要烫他的家伙? Threatened to iron his dick?
-我说了别升级 -剧情发展到那儿了 -I told you not to escalate. -It's where the scene went.
这不再是表演了 马龙这是现实 It's not a scene anymore, Marlon. This is real.
正是如此 Exactly.
所以 清醒点 你们所有人 So, get your head straight, the lot of you.
否则你们不是在台上死 而是真他妈会死 'Cause otherwise you won't die on stage, you'll fucking die.
我会处理这边的事你们回去找弗莱 I'll clean things up this end. You go back to Fly,
为这次行动负责 take responsibility for the hit.
他现在会信任你们了 He'll trust you now.
目标明确 邦妮 Eyes on the prize, Bonnie.
这对你的睡眠不好 That's not good for your sleep pattern.
我们看着一个人死了 休 挑你的仗吧 We saw a man die, Hugh, pick your battles.
弄到什么了? What we got?
肇事逃逸未知男性 Hit-and-run. Unknown male.
他不是未知的 He's not unknown.
抱歉我迟到了 I'm sorry I'm late.
超还是低? Over or under?
肯定是低 Under, surely.
是的好 你好 Yes. Okay. Hello.
嗨 呃 督察 Hi, uh, Inspector.
我是罗宾·贝弗利 I'm Robin Beverly,
你的新副手 I'm your new deputy.
等着市政厅看到这个吧 嗯? Just wait till City Hall get a load of this, huh?
什么? What?
呃 等着市政厅看到这个? Uh, wait till City Hall get a load of this?
就是说 "挺严重的" Just as in, "quite serious."
我是说 有人死了 对吧? I mean, someone's dead, right?
不只是某人是冰人 Not just someone. The Iceman.
一个臭名昭著的黑帮杀手 我们追了他好几年 A notorious gangland assassin who's had us chasing shadows for years.
"追逐影子"这纸太湿了 写不了字 "Chasing shadows." This is too wet to write on,
所以这其实是...这就是罪魁祸首 so that's actually--there's the culprit.
然后他就被某个醉鬼开车撞死了? And then he gets mown down by some random drunk?
我们漏掉了什么? What aren't we seeing?
天哪 Jesus.
原来你一直藏在这儿 So, this is where you've been hiding.
他被袭击者追赶 He was chased by assailants.
很凶狠的家伙 Persuasive ones.
-变态 -长官 -Twisted. -Sir,
邻居看到三个身影站在尸体旁 neighbors saw three figures standing over the body
对着尸体拍照 还在跟它说话 taking pictures of it and talking to it.
这些变态是谁? Who are these psychos?
一个红发女人 A redheaded woman,
一个穿军夹克的壮汉 a thug in an army jacket,
还有一个穿着考究的南亚男性 and a smartly dressed South Asian male.
镇上没人敢动冰人 No one in town would dare go after The Iceman.
这些家伙是新来的 These guys are new.
这些家伙不一样 These guys are different.
他不肯付钱 还想跑 He wouldn't pay. He tried to run.
所以乡绅给了他一瓶好酒 碎的 So, The Squire offered him a bottle of something nice and broken.
嗯你们干掉了冰人 Hmm. You iced The Iceman.
-那是谁? -冰人? -Who's that? -The Iceman?
萨加是个杀手 Sagar was a hitman.
在他巅峰时 是顶尖的 In his prime, he was one of the best.
我得确认你们是真货 I had to check you were the real deal.
显然你们是的 And clearly you are.
这是你们的份儿 That's your cut.
很高兴我们把前戏搞定了 I'm glad we've got the foreplay out of the way.
所以 你会给我们大买卖的时间和地点? So, you're giving us a when and where for the major league shit?
也许我们该去给阿尔巴尼亚人干活 Maybe we should go work for the Albanians.
下一批货确定下来后 When the next shipment firms up,
你们会知道的 you'll know about it.
就这样? Yeah. That all?
不 No.
今天我生日 It's my birthday,
所以去洗干净 so go and get cleaned up,
因为今晚我们要玩大的 because tonight we're going fucking big.
好记住 这些家伙玩得很猛 Okay. Remember, these guys go hard.
所以别跟他们拼酒 So, don't try to match them drink for drink.
对他们会注意药丸和粉末 Exactly. It's the pills and lines they'll notice.
希望今晚不是那种夜 Let's hope it's not that kind of night.
♪ 因为我们是你的朋友 ♪ ♪ Because we are your friends ♪
♪ 你永远不会再孤单 ♪ ♪ You'll never be alone again ♪
♪ 来吧 ♪ ♪ Well, come on ♪
♪ 因为我们是你的朋友 ♪ ♪ Because we are your friends ♪
♪ 你永远不会再孤单 ♪ ♪ You'll never be alone again ♪
♪ 来吧 ♪ ♪ Well, come on ♪
♪ 来吧 来吧 ♪ ♪ Well, come on, well, come on ♪
总有个人喝不了酒 It's always one who can't hold their drink.
还是那个美国佬! And it's the fucking yank!
-真是夸张 -你开始犯傻了 -Yeah, it is drama. -You're getting all silly.
-凯特? -等等 -Kat? -Well, wait.
哈里特 嗨妈的哦 天哪嗨 Harriet, hi. Shit. Oh, my. Hi.
你好 Hello.
你...你还好吗? Are you--are you okay?
嗯 我很好 Yeah, I'm great.
我只是...今晚我跟几个同事出来 I'm just--tonight I'm out with some colleagues.
你不是说今晚不能来因为有试镜? Thought you said you couldn't come tonight because you had an audition?
-试镜? -对 -Audition? -Yeah.
你知道的 冰人 You know, the Iceman.
《冰人来了》?尤金·奥尼尔? "The Iceman Cometh"? Eugene O'Neill?
-哦 真好 -这些妞是谁? -Oh, lovely. -Who are these birds?
妞?哇 Birds? Wow.
嗯 她们只是 你知道的 一些随机的银行婊子 Um, they're just, you know, some random banker bitches.
-啥? -好了 女孩们 走吧 -Huh? -Well, off you pop, girls.
-她今晚不卖 -凯特 跟我们走吧? -She's not selling tonight. -Kat, why don't you come with us?
她们为啥老叫凯特? The fuck do they keep saying Kat?
不 不 不 不 不 不 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
这是昵称 凯特 就像 你知道的 氯胺酮 It's a nickname, Ket, like, you know, Ketamine.
你在嗑氯胺酮? You're doing Ketamine?
-我的天 -不 不 -Oh, my God. -No. No.
不 你应该... No. You should just--
你应该...你该走了 you should just--you should go.
凯特 别因为生活不如意就去吸毒 Kat, don't turn to drugs
只是因为生活没按你希望的走 just 'cause life hasn't turned out how you hoped.
没人能靠喜剧谋生 No one can make a living in comedy.
滚蛋 Oh, fuck off.
我现在其实在做一件很了不起的事 I'm actually doing something incredible right now.
凯特 这不是开玩笑这些不是我们这种人 Kat, this isn't a joke. These aren't our kind of people.
她已经好好跟你说了 She told you nice.
走吧我们走 走 Come on. We're going. Going.
一群瘾君子 Fucking fiends.
生日快乐 老大 Happy birthday, boss.
好 Right.
所以你是怎么入行的? So how'd you get in the game anyway?
你? You?
我在15个州埋过尸体 I've got bodies buried in 15 states.
我不太搞背景故事 I don't really do backstory.
我搞 I do.
哦 是吗?你的故事是什么 罗奇? Oh, yeah? What's your story, Roach?
我周游列国 兄弟 I've traveled, brother.
五岁时从父母身边跑了 Ran away from my parents when I was five.
到青春痘冒出来的时候 我在苏黎世当马厮 By the time acne was kicking in, I was a stable boy in Zurich.
那时候我被迷住了 That's where I grew entranced
被那些野兽的古老力量 by those beasts' ancient power.
它们跟我说话 They spoke to me.
我成了它们的毁灭使者 I became their agent of destruction,
烧毁敌对的马厩 破坏它们的铁匠铺 burning rival barns, spoiling their smithies.
等我学会藏黑桃A的时候 By the time I'd learned to palm an ace of spades,
嗯 蒙特卡洛来得太快了 well, Monte Carlo couldn't come quick enough.
但它确实来了 Except it did.
但你听起来像是北方人? But you sound like you're from the North?
后来我在曼彻斯特住了几年 Then I lived in Manchester for years.
如果我不知道你是真货 If I didn't know you were the real deal,
我还是会觉得你在胡扯 I'd still think you were full of shit.
你呢 乡绅? What about you, Squire?
嗯 我在某个地方工作 Well, I worked somewhere
那儿的人对我像垃圾一样 where people treated me like shit.
银行渣滓 Banker scum.
是啊 Yeah.
我想我感觉挺孤单的 I guess I felt pretty alone.
然后我遇到了这些家伙 Then I met these guys.
我决定尝试点新的 I decided to try something new,
有点危险的 something dangerous,
现在我就不那么孤单了 and now I'm not so alone.
你呢 弗莱? How about you, Fly?
我老爹干这行 My old man was in the game.
嗯 Hmm.
他被警察枪杀了 He got shot by a copper.
我妈跟了个真混蛋 My mom went with this right piece of shit.
那家伙真恶心 Horrible bastard he was.
十足的恶霸 Proper bully.
我14岁离家出走 I left home when I was 14.
我想我要在这世上闯出自己的路 I'd thought I'll make my own way in the world
让我的小女孩永远不用经历我经历的那些糟心事 so my little girl never has to go through all the shit that I had to.
你有个女儿? You have a daughter?
嗯 Yeah.
她在葡萄牙 She's in Portugal.
那是另一种生活 It's a different life.
就像放学后去海滩 It's like the beach after school
周末去钓鱼 and fishing at the weekends.
有阳光 You got the sunshine.
嗯 Hmm.
我不太喜欢别人知道她的事 I don't really like people knowing about her.
那你为啥告诉我们? Then why'd you tell us?
是梅特卡夫 It's Metcalfe.
梅特卡夫? Metcalfe?
梅特卡夫是谁? Who's Metcalfe?
老大 The boss.
他想谈谈 He wants to talk.
跟我们所有人 With all of us.
去收拾一下 Let's get cleaned up.
-他肯定是说梅特卡夫?? -是啊 那是谁? -英国最大的贸易商枪支 毒品 人口
他的狮子窝删除这些短信
不! No!
我们进去后 别跟他说话 When we get in there, don't talk to him.
连看都别看他 明白吗? You don't even look at him, all right?
♪ 叠叠乐 叠叠乐 叠叠乐 叠叠乐 ♪ ♪ Jenga, Jenga, Jenga, Jenga ♪
多棒的游戏 嗯? What a wonderful game, eh?
一分钟学会 A minute to learn,
一生去精通 a lifetime to master.
告诉我 还有多少游戏适合 And tell me, how many other games are suitable
教育关于人类处境的重要性? for teaching important truths about the human condition?
秩序是脆弱的 Order is delicate.
来吧 弗莱 轮到你了 Come on, Fly. Your turn.
记住 稍有失算 Just remember, slightest miscalculation
你建立的一切 and everything you've built
都会轰然倒塌 comes tumbling down.
再来一块 Another one.
听说你从阿尔巴尼亚人那儿偷了货 I heard you pinched from the Albanians.
然后在这三个傻瓜的帮助下 And then with the help of the three stooges here,
你又卖回给他们? you sold it back to them?
其实挺成功的 Bit of a result actually.
不 No.
直到他们在实验室检测后发现那是他们的货 Until they ran it through their labs and found out it was theirs.
失算了 弗莱 Miscalculation, Fly.
-你怎么知道的? -他们告诉我的 -How'd you know? -They told me.
我跟他们有生意 I'm in business with them.
-你跟阿尔巴尼亚人和解了? -嗯哼 -You made peace with the Albanians? -Mm-hmm.
再来一块 Another one.
我在促成一笔交易 让他们成为我独家的可卡因供应商 I was brokering a deal to make them my exclusive coke people,
让我的供应量翻三倍 triple my supply.
但突然我的电话没人接了 But suddenly my phone calls are not being answered.
我发现是因为你们 And I found out it's because of youse,
你们 还有你们 youse, and youse.
他们他妈的是谁? Who the fuck are they?
他们是真货 They're legit.
他们干掉了冰人 They did in the Iceman.
哦 一个连鞋带都系不好的老家伙 Oh, a pensioner who could barely do his own shoelaces.
了不起啊 Whoopty fucking do.
好吧听着 我搞砸了 对吧? All right. Look, I fucked up, right?
我会跟阿尔巴尼亚人谈 I'll talk to the Albanians.
他们不会跟你废话 弗莱因为他们想让你死 That'd be a short conversation, Fly, 'cause they want you dead.
我会去谈 I'll talk to them.
但以防我没以前那么有魅力 But just in case I'm not as charming as I used to be,
你得给我找个新货源 you'll find me a new supply.
怎么 没见过老鼠? What, you never seen a rat before?
撤我们出来 我们干完了 Pull us out. We're done.
我需要把枪 I need a gun.
听着 你们两天内深入的程度是我们两年都没做到的 Listen, you got deeper in two days than we've managed in two years.
-现在不能退出 -梅特卡夫他妈的疯了 -You can't quit now. -Metcalfe's fucking insane.
他刚在我们面前杀了人 He just killed someone right in front of us.
-告诉他我需要把枪 -我这边在升级 -Tell him I need a gun. -I'm escalating this end.
全副武装的战术小组待命 Full tactical unit on standby.
这会比我们想象的还要大 This is gonna be even bigger than we imagined.
-不 -继续干 -No. -Stay in.
长官? Sir?
你得看看这个 You're gonna wanna take a look at this.
抱歉我一直想说这话 所以... Sorry. I just always wanted to say that, so--
天哪真有趣 Oh, God. What a hoot.
你从哪个部门来的? Which department did you come from?
水务 Waterways.
对 河流 小溪 Yeah, rivers, streams.
这可是个大升职 That's a hell of a promotion.
你爸是局长什么的吗? Is your dad the commissioner or something?
不 嗯 是我叔叔 No. Um, it's my uncle.
来自监控部门 It's from Surveillance.
这儿有什么? What have we got here?
你好 斯肯德 Hello, Skender.
-坏蛋? -他杀了我的上个搭档 -Baddie? -He killed my last partner.
坏蛋 Baddie.
进了弗莱的地盘 Goes into Fly's.
完好无损地出来 Comes out in one piece.
弗莱也是 So does Fly.
是场会面这没道理他们互相讨厌 It was a sit-down. That makes no sense. They hate each other.
没人能让他们... Nobody could make them--
哦 见鬼 Oh, shit.
他们是主事的? Are they in charge?
他们干掉了冰人来立威 They execute the Iceman to make a statement.
然后在两个对头间促成交易 让所有人知道 Then broker a deal between two rivals to let everyone know
-他们是新的... -龙头老大 -that they're the new---Top boy.
对 还有个女的 Yeah, and girl.
-还有另一个男的 -我明白你的意思 -And another boy. -I understood what you meant.
-是的 对 -这些家伙不只是雇佣兵 -Yes. Yeah. -These guys are not just guns for hire.
他们在幕后操控 They're pulling the strings.
好 Right.
梅特卡夫想要新货源 Metcalfe wants a new supply.
我们知道斯特拉特福那边有人刚进了一批货 Someone we know Stratford way's had a shipment come in.
-K-Lash? -对 -K-Lash? -Yeah.
K-Lash是怎么回事? What's the deal with K-Lash?
嗯 只能说我们有点过节 Well, let's just say we have history.
所以你要去做这笔交易 So you're gonna do the deal.
先试一点 You have a little taste.
如果货好 就全买了 明白? If it's good, you buy the lot, all right?
肖什会送你们 Shosh will drop you.
确定是这儿吗?路标在哪儿? Are we sure this is it? Where are street signs?
哇 哇 哇这他妈是什么? Whoa, whoa, whoa. What the hell is that?
如果事情不对劲 就扔个手榴弹 If things go sideways, throw in a grenade.
不是真的手榴弹 Not a literal grenade.
在这儿 有什么区别? Out here, what's the difference?
嘿 你没事吧? Hey. Are you good?
看着我 Look at me.
你没事吧? Are you good?
嗯 邦妮我没事 Yeah, Bonnie. I'm good.
最简单的毒品交易 Easiest drug deal ever.
♪ 没哪个女孩能跟我提我妈 ♪ ♪ No gyal can tell me 'bout my mother ♪
♪ 16发 我们比梯子还长 ♪ ♪ 16 shot, we go longer than a ladder ♪
♪ 他们别想谈真正的大佬 ♪ ♪ Dem nuh fi talk bout the real don dada ♪
哟 K? Yo, K?
♪ 把尸体放进锅里 像大麻一样烧 ♪ ♪ Put body inna pot dem a bun like grabba ♪
♪ 没哪个男孩敢 diss 我或我妈 ♪ ♪ No boy can diss me or my mother ♪
啥? What?
我们是买家 We're buyers.
你们想要吃的 对吧? You want food, yeah?
不吃毒品 No food. Drugs.
想要多少? How much you want?
是哥伦比亚的?玻利维亚的? Are we talking Colombian? Bolivian?
法国的? French?
你说法国? Did you say French?
硝基 对吧? Nitro, innit?
-硝基? -笑气 -Nitro? -Nangs.
-笑气 -不 不 -Laughing gas. -No, no.
-我们要可卡因 -我们没可卡因只有笑气 -We need coke. -We ain't got no coke. Just nangs.
喂 买货还是滚蛋 Oi, buy the gear or fuck off.
那玩意儿违法吗? Is that even illegal?
持有不违法供应才违法 Not to possess. Just to supply.
奥兹 这些家伙说话像条子你们是条子吗? Ozzy, these dickheads are chatting like feds. Are you lot feds?
条子会有这个? Would a fed have this?
你啥意思? What are you sayin'?
我说我们要一级毒品 不是派对气球 I'm saying we're here for class As, not party balloons.
所以除非你有正经货 So unless you've got something serious to share,
我们就让你们这些混蛋继续你们的睡衣派对 we'll leave you pricks to your fucking sleepover.
现在你说啥? What you sayin' now?
嗯? Hmm?
现在你说啥? What are you saying now?
我现在这么说 Here's what I'm saying now.
罗奇 Roach.
罗奇 冷静点 Roach, fucking chill.
这他妈是手榴弹 伙计们 It's a fucking grenade, guys.
哦 兄弟 Oh, mate.
好 跑! Okay. Run!
门锁了 It's locked.
我挡不住他们快跑! I can't hold them. Go!
你迷路了? Are you lost?
搞什么? What the hell?
他们来了!他们来了! They're coming! They're coming!
-他们来了! -快 快 快 快 快! -They're coming! -Go, go, go, go, go!
快 快 快 快 快! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
哦 见鬼! Oh, shit!
搞什么? What the fuck?
这楼是怎么通过验收的? How did this pass Building Control?
-我就知道会这样结束 -好 好你们抓到我们了 -I always knew it would end like this. -Okay. Okay. You got us.
别捅我别捅她别捅我们任何人 Don't shank me. Don't shank her. Just don't shank any of us.
-停下 -嘘 -Just stop it. -Shh.
我们完了 对吧? We're done, yeah?
警察!趴下! Police! Hit the ground!
终于来了 Finally.
可卡因在哪儿 嗯? Where's the coke, huh?
笑气? Nangs?
我们需要帮助马龙受伤了 We need help. Marlon's cut.
-别动别动 -别管它别管它 -Stay still. Stay still. -Leave it. Leave it.
只有让它流血才会留疤 It only scars if you let it bleed.
这他妈是什么? What the fuck's this?
钱在哪儿? Where is the money?
在这儿天哪 It's here. Jesus Christ.
就这? That's it?
我以为是大买卖 I thought this was big.
只是试试货 It was just a taste.
哦 见鬼 Oh, fuckin' hell.
等等 Wait.
战术小组在哪儿? Where's the tactical unit?
呃 情况复杂 Uh, it's complicated.
现在 离开这儿我得清理这堆烂摊子 Now, get out of here. I've got to clean this lot up.
不 不 不 不 不 No, no, no, no, no.
我们不会为了个脏警察把命搭上 We're not putting our lives on the line for a dirty cop.
哦 你想退出 是吗? Oh. You want out, do you?
回去搞喜剧 就像停尸房里没死人一样? Go back to comedy like there's no dead body in the morgue?
你杀了人 You killed a man.
为你做事 Working for you.
他们不知道你是卧底 They don't know that. You're deep cover.
在他们看来 你为弗莱工作 As far as they're concerned, you work for Fly.
一群白痴 Fucking idiots.
我把你们送回去是为了我的退休金 And I sent you back in to pay for my retirement.
我选了演员 And I chose actors
因为你们是唯一绝望到会答应的 because you're the only ones desperate enough to say yes.
所以在我拿到真正的回报之前 So until I see a real payday,
你们得继续干 you're staying in.
-滚蛋! -你没得选 -Fuck off! -You got no choice.
所有证明你们是合法卧底的文件 All the files that ID you
都加密在这儿 as legitimate moles are encrypted right here.
来 拿走 Go ahead. Take it.
嗯 Yeah.
所以我们彼此明白 So we understand each other.
我要拿到我想要的 I'm getting what I need,
在那之前 如果我说"跳" 你就说"多..." and until then if I say "jump," you say "how--"
该死的警察 Fucking cops.
把他弄出去 Let's get him out of here.
该死的笑气? Fucking laughing gas?
我情报有误 I had bad intel.
不像这头小猪 somehow 知道在那儿 Unlike the piggie wiggie here who somehow knew to be there.
我认为他被通风报信了 I think he was tipped.
所以我才进去 That's why I went in.
上周我在俱乐部外看到他的车 I saw his car outside the club last week.
有人叛变了 Someone's flipped.
哦 Ooh.
狩猎季 Hunting season.
八月十二日的松鸡节 The Glorious 12th for Grouse,
九月的鹧鸪 十月的雉鸡 and the Partridge in September, and Pheasants in October,
至于老鼠 随时都可以 对吧 弗莱? and it's any fucking time for rats, right, Fly?
对 Right.
你知道他们怎么说? You know what they say?
尾巴越长 叫声越响 Longer the tail, louder the squeak.
你有什么为自己辩护的 年轻人? What you gotta say for yourself, young man?
我胯下有东西晃荡 I've got something swinging between my legs
但那不是尾巴 but it ain't no tail.
你呢 小姐 嗯? And you, young lady, huh?
显然是这伙人的大脑 Obviously, the brains of the outfit.
真会说话 Charming.
还有你 小个子? And you, wee man?
期待下一块奶酪 嗯? Looking forward to your next bit of cheese, huh?
其实老鼠喜欢奶酪是个城市传说 It's actually an urban myth that rats like cheese.
老鼠喜欢 但老鼠其实是杂食动物 Mice do, but rats are actually omnivores.
但你这张嘴可真会说 嗯? But you got the fucking mouth for it, eh?
停下 Stop.
我的人差点死在那儿 My guys almost died in there.
不是他们 It's not them.
那是谁在向这家伙告密 嗯? Then who's been squeaking to this one, eh?
你这肮脏的...哦 You dirty piece of--oh.
你好 Hello.
哦 Oh.
他只打过一个号码 He only ever called one number.
把手机拿出来 Phones out.
现在 你跟谁联系过 小猪猪? Now, who have you been talking to, piggie wiggie?
无法接通您的电话 It has not been possible to connect your call.
我会找到那只老鼠 I'll find the rat.
与此同时 砍了他 Meantime, chop him.
好我去烧衣服 Okay. I'll incinerate the clothes.
你来砍我帮你扔 You hack. I'll help you dump.
一小时后在雷纳姆沼泽见 I'll meet you at Rainham Marshes in an hour.
你能搞定偷车吗? You okay to jack the ride?
当然 Of course.
需要把刀吗? Do you need a caddick?
嗯 需要 如果你有的话 Yeah. Yes, if you got one.
哦 对 Oh, yeah.
好老的刀 Good old caddick.
-非常感谢 -这把是为我加重的 -Thank you very much. -That one is weighted for me.
想要把轻点的吗? Do you want a lighter one?
嗯…… Um...
不 我想这把应该...应该挺好 No. I think that should be--should be fab.
-要检查一下吗? -检查? -Do you wanna check? -Check?
在……在尸体上? On... on the body?
只是检查下比例 Just checking the proportions.
你没事吧?这就是你用刀的方式? You all right? That's how you use a caddick?
对 这是家...家风 Yeah, it's a house--a house style.
再见 Bye.
我做不到我做不到 I can't do this. I can't do this.
-我完全做不到 -好 冷静点 -I cannot do this. -Okay. Just stay calm.
我就不该干这个我就不该听你的! I should have never done any of this. I should have never listened to you!
小声点 Keep your voice down.
或者跟着这个疯子去贩毒 挥着刀到处跑 Or followed this psycho into a drug deal waving a knife about
-以为他他妈是罗伯特·德尼罗 -鲍勃是个了不起的演员 -thinking he's fucking Robert De Niro. -Bob's an incredible actor.
-你是个累赘! -我得全力以赴 休 -You're a liability! -I had to go all in, Hugh.
不然呢?有人会受伤? Or what? Someone would get hurt?
我只想学点人际交往技巧 All I wanted to do was learn some people skills.
-我不想往尸体上插刀子 -所以是我的演技问题?对吧 -I didn't wanna put a spike in a body. -So it's my acting? Right.
因为你开始谈什么 'Cause it's really convincing when you start talking about
-法国可卡因! -你们俩都他妈闭嘴! -French cocaine! -Will you both shut the fuck up!
我们需要手机上的证据 好吗? We need the evidence on the phone, okay?
在那之前 我们……得配合演下去 Until then, we... play along.
-我不行了我再也受不了了 -你必须得撑下去 -I can't. I can't anymore. -Well, you've got to.
你必须得 因为他们在找内鬼 You have got to 'cause they are sniffing for rats
如果我们现在停下 我们就死定了 and if we stop now, we're dead.
所以 有人得…… So, someone needs to...
把这尸体砍碎了 chop this body up.
看看德尼罗能不能做到这个 Let's see De Niro do this.
对 Yes.
-对 对 对 对 -之前打印机不是坏了吗? -Yes, yes, yes, yes. -Was the printer not working before?
K-Lash现场的警官确认了一起凶杀案 Officer at the K-Lash scene confirm a homicide,
他们找到的指纹 and they found prints that match those
与冰人公寓的指纹相符 我们的三人组在那儿 at the Iceman's flat, our trio were there.
-法医这次干得不错 嗯? -我们的团队是世界级的 兄弟 -Forensics coming good for once, huh? -Our team is world class, man.
-真的吗? -我觉得你还是别老说... -Oh, really? -I think just generally stop saying--
别老说那种话 对 我明白你的意思 Saying stuff like that. Yes, I know what you mean.
其实 实验室加班加点 给了我们血迹的正向鉴定 In fact, the lab worked overtime and got us a positive ID on the splatter.
-抱歉 -他是我们的人 -Sorry. -He was one of our own.
可怜的家伙离退休只差一年 Poor guy is only one year away from retirement.
-总是这样 -你说你要停下的 -Always the way. -You said you'd stop.
这是最后一个 That's the last one.
这些家伙杀了警察 他们得完蛋 These guys killed a police officer, they are going down.
现在 我们得找到这些冷血混蛋 Now, we just need to find these cold-hearted fuckers.
哦 终于 Oh, finally.
下一块切哪儿? Which bit next?
哦 不 Oh, no.
见鬼 Shit.
见鬼 见鬼 Shit, shit.
-凯特 你还活着 -嗯 -Kat, you're alive. -Yeah.
嘿 嘿 别报警 Hey. Hey. Don't call the cops.
所以 你没事? So, you're okay?
我很好 I'm great.
那是...听起来像在锯东西? Is that--sounds like sawing?
嗯 只是在做点 嗯 木工活 Yeah, just doing some, um, woodworking.
好了 放下工具 宝贝 Well, tools down, babes,
因为我和姐妹们想跟你和好 'cause me and the girls wanna make up with you.
来我家吃晚饭? Dinner at mine?
嗯 听起来不错 Yeah, sounds great.
-呃... -来顿晚餐? -Uh---Spot of Din Dins?
我得 呃 去办点事 I gotta, uh, run some errands.
呃 所以晚点行吗?最重要的是别报警 Uh, so maybe later? Don't call the cops is the main thing.
你不该浪费警力 You shouldn't waste police time.
好 爱你 Okay, love you.
-好 拜 -拜 -Okay, bye. -Bye.
搞定 Done.
现在 我们他妈怎么偷车? Now, how the fuck can we jack a ride?
我以前用过一个小技巧 There's one little trick I've used before.
我其实想的是偷车 I was thinking more of a car,
-老实说 -如果你付了钱还算偷吗? -to be honest. -Is it really jacking if you pay for it?
嗯 我用了公司卡 所以还是有点刺激 Well, I used the company card, so it still feels a bit naughty.
嗯 监控部门看来也不赖 Hmm, surveillance aren't so bad after all.
那是我们的目标 That is our guys.
给他们个机会 简单点解决 Let's give them a chance to do this the easy way.
-见鬼 -跑 跑 跑! -Shit. -Go, go, go!
哦 他们选了条不好走的路 Oh, they're doing it the hard way.
停下!是警察! Stop! It's the police!
你停下! As in you stop!
我们是警察显然不是"警察停下" We're the police. Obviously not "stop the police."
跟我来 Follow me.
我们丢了一个人 And we've lost one of them.
有逃跑的紧追不放 We've got runners. Hot on their tails.
-那没插电源 -好吧 -That's not plugged in. -Fine.
操 Fuck.
分开跑 Split up.
好 你追那个小个子 我追这个 All right, you follow the little guy, I'll take this one.
安全带他妈的安全带 Belt. Fucking safety belt.
下车 下车 下车 Get out, get out, get out.
跑 Go.
操 操 操 操 操 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
-现在回来 -操 见鬼! -Come back now. -Shit, fuck!
停下 别骑了 Stop, stop cycling.
回去回去 Go back. Go back.
倒车!倒车!你以为蓝灯是干嘛的? Reverse! Reverse! What do you think the blue lights are?
你以为我是卖冰淇淋的?快他妈倒车! You think I'm an ice cream van? Fucking reverse!
好吧 不 你赢了 All right, no, you win.
你赢了天哪 You win. Jesus Christ.
跑吧走你 Go on then. Away you go.
尽情跑吧这他妈只是场警察追捕 Fill your boots. It's only a fucking police chase.
回来这儿 Get back in here.
我抓住你了 I got you now.
搞什么? What the fuck?
哎 哎 哦 Ow, ow, oh.
-我没事 -你没事吧? -I'm good. -You okay?
我没事 I'm okay.
好 那就让开 Yup, get out of the way then.
他往那边跑了他跑得比看起来快 He went that way. He's faster than he looks.
哦 操! Oh, fuck!
抱歉! Sorry!
不 不 不 不 不 不 不 不 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
他妈的! For fuck's sake!
靠 这家伙真行 Damn, this guy's good.
天哪怎么回事? Jesus. What happened?
很难解释 It's hard to explain.
你掉河里了? You fell in the canal?
哦 我想也没那么难解释 Oh, I guess not that hard.
所以 现在怎么办?我们这样子没法去抛尸点 So, what now? I mean, we can't go to the dump spot like this.
-警察在找自行车 -嗯 -The fuzz are looking for bikes. -Hmm.
我知道哪儿能搞到车 I know where we can get a car.
她正等着我去她家吃那种高雅的晚餐 She's expecting me for one of her bougie dinners.
应该差不多结束了 It should almost be over.
我去找钥匙 I'm gonna find the keys.
别让人看见 Stay out of sight.
你需要个帮手 You need a wingman.
点 翼 巢 Point, wing, nest.
不 No.
留在尸体旁 注意麻烦 Stay with the body, look out for trouble.
凯蒂 你来了 Katty, you came.
我带了个朋友没事吧? Is it cool I brought a friend?
嗯 我们在这儿都是朋友 Well, we're all friends here.
你去分散她们注意力 我去拿钥匙 You distract them, I'll get the keys.
哦 谢天谢地我饿死了 Oh, thank God. I'm starving.
开始了没?她来了告诉我们 Has it started? Let us know when she's here.
等等 什么? Wait, what?
-妈 那是... -凯特 这不是干预会 -Mom, is that---Kat, this isn't an intervention.
温蒂 我想开始了 Wendy, I think it's started.
凯特 我们在这儿都是因为真的很关心你 Now, Kat, we're all here because we really care about you.
抱歉 你是谁? Sorry, who are you?
这是洛塔 This is Lotta.
她是哈利街的获奖心理治疗师 She's an award-winning Harley Street psychotherapist.
嗨 Hi.
哦 谢谢 Ooh. Thanks.
我们完全不知道事情变得有多糟 We just had no idea how bad things had got.
没什么糟的一切都好 Nothing's bad. Everything is fine.
-你脸上那是血吗? -哦 埃文 -Is that blood on your face? -Oh, Evan.
-我去拿你的吸入器 -凯特 你的酗酒失控了 -I'll get your inhaler. -Kat, your drinking is out of control.
还有你交往的人 我是说 他明显在偷东西 And the company you keep, I mean, he's clearly stealing something.
我以为是我的 I thought it was mine.
早午餐已经够让人担心了 The brunch was worrying enough,
然后下次我们见到你... and then the next time we see you--
你承认吸了氯胺酮 You admitted to taking ketamine.
我知道你想给我自由的钥匙 I know you're trying to give me the keys to my freedom,
但看看我 but look at me.
认真地看看我 Seriously, look at me.
-我是个瘾君子 -好 很好 -I'm an addict. -Yes. Well done.
-哦 不 -他喜欢你 -Oh, no. -He likes you.
不 嗯 对 Nope. Yup. Yeah.
-我从没见他这样 -嗯 -I have never seen him like this. -Mm-hmm.
-你那些袋子里装的什么? -是... -What have you got in those bags? -It's--
不 只是肉 Nope, just meat.
那可真多肉 嗯? That's a lot of meat, innit?
对 挺多肉 Yeah, it's a lot of meat.
嗯 我...呃 一个屠夫给我的 Um, I--uh, a butcher gave it to me.
我想他要退休了 I think he was retiring.
哦 你不介意扔给他点碎肉吧? Oh, you wouldn't mind chuckin' him a scrap then, would you?
我扭伤了脚踝 停不了药 I sprained my ankle and I couldn't quit the meds.
所以 你知道 我弄到什么就用什么 And so, you know, I got my hands on whatever.
嗯 可待因 维柯丁 Um, codeine, Vicodin.
曲马多 杜冷丁 Tramadol, Demerol.
珀科塞 迷幻粉 猴子镇静剂 Percocet, whiffle dust, monkey tranq,
白粉 都用咳嗽糖浆和杰克叔叔冲下去 white girl, all chased down with cough syrup and Uncle Jack, and--
露丝 你能过来坐我旁边吗? Ruth, can you come sit by me?
当然 亲爱的 Of course, darling.
呃 我需要个拥抱 Uh, I need a hug.
-过来 -我很高兴谢谢 -Come here. -I'm so glad. Thank you.
谢谢谢谢 Thank you. Thank you.
我得留着点 I need to save it.
但你有很多啊 But you've got loads.
我知道 但我家人口多 I know but I've got a big family.
休 我们拿到钥匙了走吧 放手吧 Hugh, we've got the keys.Let's go. -Let it go.
-抱歉 -走吧 -Sorry. -Let's go.
哦 我的优步到了 Oh, it's my Uber.
-哦 -去戒毒所 -Oh. -To rehab.
我一看到你们的脸就叫了车 I called it the second I saw your faces.
完成这个 甜心 Finish this, sweetie.
我会的 爸 I will, Dad.
-走!走 走 走 走! -走!走!走! -Let's go! Go, go, go, go! -Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
上车!上车!上车! Get in! Get in! Get in!
-休? -嗯 我上了!我上了! -Hugh? -Yeah, I'm in! I'm in!
开车! Drive!
抱歉 兄弟 I'm sorry, man.
你去哪儿了? Where have you been?
开始干活吧 Let's get to work.
呃 在我们埋了这具尸体后 Ugh, after we bury this body,
我们得想办法把车还回去 we need to work out how to get the car back,
擦掉指纹 wipe off fingerprints,
移除任何追踪设备 remove any tracking devices,
还得想办法把钥匙放回屋里而不被…… and somehow get the keys back inside the house without ever...
或者那样也行 Or that. That works.
我送你回家 I'll drive you home.
警察的手机在托特纳姆黑尔的店里破解了 Cop's phone's at an electrics shop in Tottenham Hale, getting hacked.
所以 嗯…… So, um...
破解个手机要多久? how long does that take to hack a phone?
不长 Not long.
我们很快就会知道谁出卖了我们 We'll know who grassed on us soon enough.
所以 我把你们放哪儿? So, where am I dropping you guys?
呃…… Uh...
这儿就行 up here's fine.
留下来 Stay.
我想给你看看我的地方 I wanna show you my place.
太棒了 Brilliant.
他没事他能搞定 He's fine. He can handle it.
你确定? You sure?
来吧我们需要那部手机 Come on. We need that phone.
我们是来拿警察的手机的 We're here for the pig's phone.
这些混蛋得赶紧交出来 These fucks need to hand it over.
-梅特卡夫的命令 -我第一次听说 -Metcalfe's orders. -First I've heard.
要不要我给梅特卡夫打个电话 让你跟他解释现在是你说了算? How about I call up Metcalfe so you can explain to him that you're in charge now?
-好吧 -我可以帮你点单吗? -Fine. -Can I take your order?
楼上 Upstairs.
呃 Ugh.
这真是操蛋的一天 That was a fucking day.
是啊 Yeah.
那么 你一个人住在这儿吗? So, do you live here alone then?
我去给我们倒杯酒 I'm gonna pour us a glass.
黑皮诺? Pinot noir?
哦 对 那太好了 Oh, yeah, that would be lovely.
嗯 你介意我去洗漱一下吗? Um, yeah, do you mind if I go and freshen up?
-当然不介意 -好的 -Sure. -Okay.
枪 Gun.
只是一把枪 Just a gun.
哦 谢谢 Oh, thank you.
那么…… So...
你喜欢什么? what do you like?
哦 嗯 显然是近景魔术 Oh, well, um, close-up magic obviously.
嗯 任何熏鱼 呃 数学游戏 Um, any type of smoked fish, uh, games with maths.
省去很多麻烦 Save yourselves a lot of bother.
上次有条虫敢对我说不 还是在阿富汗 Last time a worm said no to me was Afghanistan.
你在阿富汗打过仗? You fought in Afghanistan?
你以为我这伤怎么来的? How do you think I got this?
你最近什么时候在那儿? How recently were you there?
有些伤永远不会愈合 Some wounds never heal.
那伤应该好了 That should have.
尤其当这种伤害是被关塔那摩最变态刑讯者弄伤的时候 Not when it was inflicted by the sickest torturer in Guantanamo.
关塔... Guant--
所以 你是跟塔利班一起作战? So, you were fighting with the Taliban?
开始明白了? Beginning to work it out?
我可是你见过的最变态的混蛋 I'm the sickest motherfucker you ever met.
开始了 Here we go.
我们不要豆子我们要披萨骑士 We don't want beans. We want the Pizza Knight.
耶!他来了 Yay! He's here.
根据皇家法令 你们召唤了披萨骑士 By royal decree, you have summoned the Pizza Knight.
周一夜间足球由披萨骑士赞助 Monday Night Football is sponsored by the Pizza Knight.
从冷冻到美味只需三分钟 From frozen to delicious in only three minutes.
以女王的名义…… In the name of the Queen...
我们开宴 we feast.
那家伙 他看起来跟你长得一模一样 That guy, he looks just like you.
那家伙看起来像个傻瓜 That guy looks like a knob.
你是说我看起来像个傻瓜? Are you saying I look like a knob?
我只是说了我说的 I'm saying what I'm saying.
那我们就有问题了 Then, we have a problem.
太棒了 Magnificent.
你想干一架 大个子? You wanna go, big man?
嘿! Oi!
你在这上面干嘛? What you doing up here?
哦 我是...我 呃 我为梅特卡夫工作 Oh, I'm a--I, uh, I work for Metcalfe.
-你说什么? -没事我为梅特卡夫工作...哇! -You what? -It's fine. I work for Metcalfe--whoa!
-出去!快滚 贱人! -对不起 -Out! Move, bitch, now! -Excuse me.
你不用碰我或干什么 You don't need to touch me or anything.
啊! Ah!
该死的混蛋 Fucking dick.
♪ 爱上任何人都不稀奇 ♪ ♪ It's not unusual to be loved by anyone ♪
♪ 和任何人玩乐都不稀奇 ♪ ♪ It's not unusual to have fun with anyone ♪
♪ 但当我看到你跟别人混在一起 ♪ ♪ But when I see you hanging about with anyone ♪
♪ 看到我哭泣并不稀奇 ♪ ♪ It's not unusual to see me cry ♪
♪ 我想死去 ♪ ♪ I wanna die ♪
♪ 随时出去玩都不稀奇 ♪ ♪ It's not unusual to go out at any time ♪
♪ 但看到你四处晃荡真是罪过 ♪ ♪ But when I see you out and about it's such a crime ♪
♪ 如果你想被任何人爱 ♪ ♪ If you should ever wanna be loved by anyone ♪
-♪ 这不稀奇 ♪ -所以 那才是跑过来的人 -♪ It's not unusual ♪ -So, that's who came running.
你好 叛徒 Hello, rat.
♪ 你会发现这总是发生 ♪ ♪ You'll find it happens all the time ♪
♪ 爱永远不会如你所愿 ♪ ♪ Love will never do what you want it to ♪
♪ 为什么这疯狂的爱不能属于我? ♪ ♪ Why can't this crazy love be mine? ♪
嗯? Yup?
直接撞进来了 Walked right into it.
这就是我爱警察的原因 That's what I love about coppers.
蠢得跟屎一样 Thick as shite.
哦 你真是滔滔不绝啊 弗莱 Oh, you're on a roll you are, Fly.
我怎么能预料到这个? How could I see this coming?
老警察一定改了规矩 The Old Bill must have changed their rules
因为这帮人四处杀人 'cause this lot have been going around fucking killing people.
你为他们担保他们是你的责任 You vouched for them. They are your responsibility.
明天晚上过来给我和阿尔巴尼亚人泡杯茶怎么样? Why don't you come over tomorrow night and make a cup of tea for me and the Albanians?
什么?交易又恢复了? What? The deal's back on?
我屈服于他们的要求了 I bent to their demands.
与此同时…… And in the meantime...
杂菜汤 Ratatouille.
在我老爸去世之前 Before my old man died,
他常在车库里修车 he used to work on motors in the garage.
冬天 老鼠会跑进来 In the winter, rats would come in.
它们咬坏了他变速器里的所有电线 They chewed all the wires in his transmission,
毁了他整个夏天的工作 fucked everything he'd worked on that summer.
但他从不生气 But he didn't get angry.
我问他为什么他说 I asked him why. He said,
"老鼠只是做它们必须做的事" "The rats are just doing what they've got to do."
那天晚上晚些时候 And later that night,
我看到他在桶里淹老鼠 I saw him drowning rats in a bucket.
我说:"我以为你不介意老鼠?" And I said, " I thought you didn't mind the rats?"
他说 And he said,
"我只是做我必须做的" "I'm just doin' what I've got to."
你明白了吗? You understand?
哦 天哪 Oh, God.
哦 见鬼 伙计们 Oh, fuck, guys.
我... I'm--
没事的 It's okay.
是我把你推向这一步的 I pushed you into it.
我们都会因为我需要证明自己 We're all gonna die because I needed to prove to myself
没有浪费我的人生而死这多他妈蠢啊? that I hadn't thrown my life away. How fucking stupid is that?
不 如果不是因为我 你可能已经成功了 No, you might have pulled this off if it wasn't for me.
总是做得太过火 Going too far all the time.
我不是德尼罗 I'm no De Niro.
我也不是白兰度我的名字甚至不是马龙 是特里斯坦 I'm no Brando. My name's not even Marlon, it's Tristan.
我爸是个牙医 My dad's a dentist.
我还打过地区板球 And I played regional cricket.
我就是披萨骑士 I'm the Pizza Knight.
好吧 现在我只能是这个了 Well, now that's all I'll ever be.
我一直以来都表现得很烂 I've just been generally shit.
说真的 我完全不知道自己在做什么 Literally, I have no idea what I'm doing.
一切都是为了可悲地试图交朋友 All in a pathetic attempt to make friends.
我应该做真实的自己我应该去卖酒 I should've just been myself. I should've worked in wine.
叛徒! Rat!
起来! Get up!
起来! Up!
到那边去 Over there.
侍从需要两份 The Squire needed two.
我不怪你试图扳倒梅特卡夫 I don't blame you, trying to bring Metcalfe down.
那家伙就是个畜生 The man's an animal.
我可能是坏蛋 但不是恶棍 I might be a crook, but I'm not villain.
我不会为了没理由的事再埋三个尸体 And I'm not gonna put another three bodies in the ground for no good reason.
你知道 我早就觉得你们这帮人有问题 You know, I knew there was something up with you lot.
首先 我居然挺喜欢你们的 For one thing, I liked you.
现在 你们赶紧走走得远远的 Now, you get going. Long gone.
如果你们再在这儿露面 我们都得死 You show your faces around here again, we're all fucking dead.
明白了吗? All right?
走现在就走 Gone. Now.
好吧我找到了一班从盖特威克到哥斯达黎加的11:30航班 Okay. So, I found an 11:30 from Gatwick to Costa Rica.
我们真的得离开吗? Do we really have to leave?
你想下半辈子一直提心吊胆吗? You wanna spend the rest of your life looking over your shoulder?
但那是哥斯达黎加 我们不能...我们不能去德文郡吗? But it's Costa Rica, we can't just--can't we go to Devon?
这是我们的机会 休 重新开始 This is our opportunity, Hugh, for a fresh start.
做我们想做的 去我们想去的地方 To do whatever we want, to go wherever we want.
所以 你是说我们得说再见? So, you mean we'd have to say goodbye?
嘿 休最重要的是我们还活着 对吧? Hey, Hugh. What matters most is that we're alive, right?
我们现在安全了 We're safe now.
跪下跪下 Down on your knees. Down on your knees.
待在原地别动 Stay where you are.
把这些混蛋铐起来 Cuff these bastards.
记住这一刻 Remember this moment.
这就是干掉大人物的感觉 This is what it feels like to take down the big guys.
"即兴喜剧演员摧毁捣乱者" "Improv comic destroys heckler."
现在你们相信我们了吧? Do you believe us now?
我们不是罪犯 We're not criminals.
好了找到了开始吧 Okay. Found it. Here we go.
嗯 如果你在YouTube上 名气可能没那么大 但我确实问过... Um, if you're on YouTube, it's less of a claim to fame, but I actually asked--
-是的你能关掉... -好的 对不起我会关的 -Yeah. So, can you turn off-- -Yes, sorry. Yes, I will do.
如果你在YouTube上 我确实在 If you're on YouTube, I actually asked a question
2015年莱斯特安全会议上提了个问题 at the 2015 Leicester Security Conference.
哦 见鬼 Oh, fuck's sake.
比林斯意识到我们是他发财的门票 Billings realized we were his ticket to a payday.
这就是为什么你们的系统里没有证据 That's why there's no evidence in your system.
没有证据就是你们的证据 The thing about there being no evidence being your evidence,
问题是根本没有证据 is that there's no evidence.
而我有你们偷车、 Whereas I do have you on car theft,
贩毒、过失杀人、肢解的证据 drug trafficking, manslaughter, dismemberment.
我们甚至有个人说你惹了他的狗 We've even got a guy who says you upset his dog.
-我是迫于无奈 -不管是不是迫于无奈 你干了 -I was under duress. -Duress or no, you did it.
-我现在就可以起诉你们 -那就来吧 大人物 -I could charge you all right now. -Go on then, big man.
什么? What?
他告诉我们老板 我们即将抓获三个大人物 He told our bosses that we're about to bring in three major players.
而不是一帮小丑 Not a bunch of clowns.
-小丑表演是一门艺术 -好吧 -Clowning is an art. -Okay.
我们这么做吧 Here's what we're gonna do.
-我给你们一次机会 -好的 -I'm gonna give you one chance. -Yes.
-你还不知道计划是什么 -继续说 -You don't know what the plan is. -Carry on.
混回弗莱的团队 今晚戴上窃听器去交易现场 Blend back in with Fly's crew and go to the exchange tonight wearing a wire.
录下梅特卡夫确认交易的证据 Get Metcalfe on tape confirming his deal
与阿尔巴尼亚人的交易 或许我们可以谈谈豁免 with the Albanians, and maybe we can talk about immunity.
我们不行 We can't.
我们的身份暴露了梅特卡夫让弗莱干掉我们 Our cover's blown. Metcalfe told Fly to whack us.
那看来这就是你们的末路了 Then, it looks like this is the end of the road for you.
不 No.
我们还能录下交易的证据 We can still get the deal on tape.
怎么做? How?
弗莱在寻找出路 Fly is looking for a way out.
他厌倦了杀戮 厌倦了这场游戏 He's tired of killing, tired of the game.
现在 他以为我们是卧底警察 Right now, he thinks we're undercover cops.
我们何必告诉他真相呢? Who are we to tell him any different?
即兴表演的第一规则 永远说"是" First rule of improv, always say yes.
我们只需要谈谈 We just need to talk.
好吧这是交易 Okay. So, here's the deal.
你录下梅特卡夫确认交易条款的证据 You record Metcalfe confirming the terms,
我们就干掉他 and we'll take him down,
还有阿尔巴尼亚人 全部 the Albanians, all of them.
用窃听器很难录到 It's hard to catch it on the wire.
交易时话不多 Ain't a lot of chat goes down at a handover.
好的 Okay.
搞定这件事 我们就让你们消失 Make it happen and we let you disappear.
去和你的女儿团聚 Go be with your daughter.
为老鼠做叛徒 嗯? Turn rat for the rats, eh?
啊 "蹲点监视" Ah, the "stakeout."
古老的故事 A tale as old as time.
不错的服装 Nice costumes.
弗莱准备好了吗? Fly's set?
好的 那是我们的阿尔巴尼亚朋友 Okay. That's our Albanian friends
和梅特卡夫的团队 and Metcalfe's crew.
弗莱就在他们中间 Fly is right there with them.
如果他们搜身怎么办? What if they frisk him?
所有单位注意 我们的目标已到达 All units be advised, our players have arrived.
等待我的指令 重复 等待我的指令 Await my call, repeat, await my call.
我很高兴我们能继续我们的交易 I'm so glad we could carry on with our arrangement.
-嘿 钱就是钱 -所以 尝一口? -Eh, money is money. -So, a taste?
你他妈到底买了多少货? How much of this are you fucking buying?
那是我的事赶紧交易吧 That's my business. Let's just get on with it.
所有单位待命 All units standby.
-是的 很纯 -嗯 好的 -Yeah, it's pure. -Mm-hmm. Okay.
我们交易的另一部分呢? What about the other part of our deal?
哦 他归你了 Oh, he's all yours.
-对不起 弗莱 -见鬼 -Sorry, Fly. -Shit.
留着你太贵了 Became too expensive to keep you.
不 No.
哇 哇 哇 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
-见鬼 -派你的人进去 -Shit. -Send your guys in.
-得等交易完成 -他们要杀了他 -Not until the exchange. -They're gonna kill him.
是啊 除非他们完成交易 Yeah. Well, unless they exchange,
我什么证据都没有 我不会毁了这行动 I've got fuck all and I'm not about to blow this operation.
我们不能让他死他救了我们 We can't let him die. He saved our lives.
得等我们录到证据 Not until we have it on tape.
-我们不需要他活着吗? -不 录音就够了 -Don't we need him alive? -No, the tape's enough.
但不是可以...比如当证人? But not even as like--as like a witness?
我们有这三个 Well, we've got these three.
-我们在干什么? -即兴发挥 -What are we doing? -Improvising.
-他们他妈在干什么? -我的天 -What the fuck are they doing? -Oh, my God.
至少让我站着死去 Could've let me go out on my feet.
都不许动!谁他妈都不许动! Nobody move! Nobody fucking move!
警察!不许动! Police! Freeze!
放下武器!拜托! Lower you weapons! Please!
什么...他们怎么有这些枪? What--how do they got these guns?
是假枪 They're fake guns.
放他们走 You let them go.
他为什么不放? Why wouldn't he?
我们付的钱更多 We pay better.
快做!我求你了 Do it! I beg you.
这狡猾的混蛋拿了两把枪 Cheeky fucker's got two guns.
我现在就干掉你 I will end you right here, right now.
冷静 彼得里德斯中士 Stand down, Sergeant Petrides.
探长 为什么让我接受狙击手训练却从不让我... Inspector, why put me through sharpshooter training if you never let me--
因为我不想重演荷兰大使馆的事! 'Cause I don't want a repeat of the Dutch Embassy!
这太扯了 麦克拉里 This is bullshit, McClary.
那你呢 小个子 Then you, wee man.
你很安静 看起来像是吓得要吐了 You're very quiet and you look like you're gonna puke.
是啊 因为我在想象他们会在监狱里喂你吃猪食 Yeah. 'Cause I'm imagining the slop they're gonna feed you in the clink,
你这混蛋 you piece of shit.
其实 小个子 我是你离开这儿的唯一出路 In fact, wee man, I'm your only way out of here.
我不管你们这些小鱼今晚搞什么名堂 Now I don't care what you small fry are up to tonight.
你们两边各给我点甜头 我就睁一只眼闭一只眼 You throw us a sweetener from both ends and I'll turn a blind eye.
但那家伙 他是我们对付更大人物的关键证人 But that guy, he's our star witness for much bigger players.
所以他得跟我们走 So he's coming with us.
我为什么不直接让他开枪打你? Why don't I just have him shoot you?
因为我没法让狙击手们停火 Because I wouldn't be able to stand down the snipers
他们正瞄着你们这些丑陋的脑袋! ogling all of your fucking ugly foreheads!
-狙击手...他刚说了狙击手 -我知道他说了狙击手 -Snipe--he just said snipers. -I'm aware he just said snipers.
-我们有狙击手在外面吗? -不 我们没有狙击手 -Have we got snipers out there? -No, we've not got snipers out there.
天哪 这居然可能成功 Jesus Christ, this might actually work.
他们还没确认他还没明确说出来 They haven't confirmed it. He hasn't actually said it yet.
嘿 出于好奇 我们这儿有多少货 50公斤 Hey, out of curiosity, what do we got here, 50 kilos,
五百万英镑? five million quid?
你他妈是外行吗? Are you a fucking amateur?
这可是半吨 值一千万 This is half a ton for ten million.
-我们抓到他了所有单位行动!行动! -哇! -We got him. All units go. All units go. -Woo.
-成功了! -冲!冲!冲! -Yes! -Go, go, go, go, go!
我怎么越来越觉得 Why am I thinking more and more that
他们完全是现编的 嗯? they're just making this up as they go along, eh?
如果事情出了岔子 If things go sideways.
什么鬼? The fuck?
不敢相信居然成功了 I can't believe that worked.
你觉得我是不是太粗鲁了? You think I was too rude?
什么?那不在计划里 What? That wasn't part of the plan.
啊 弗莱 选错了棋子 一切都会崩塌 Ah, Fly, pull the wrong piece, it all comes tumbling down.
我一直知道你会... I always knew you'd--
弗莱 对不起见鬼 我别无选择 Fly, I'm sorry. Fuck, I had no choice.
没事的 It's all right.
我也会背叛你嗯 我不也干了? I'd have turned on you too. Well, I did, didn't I?
我们帮他争取了豁免 但你得靠自己了 We got him immunity but I think you're on your own.
你该走了 肖什你该走了 You should go, Shosh. You should go.
等等 Wait.
再见 侍从 So long, Squire.
来世再会 兄弟 In another life, brother.
我们...我们确实亲过那个...那个…… We did--we did actually kiss. It was--it was...
嘿 Hey.
什么样的警察会拿假枪? So what kind of police carry fake guns?
呃…… Uh...
假警察 fake police.
我就知道你们这帮人他妈有猫腻 I knew there was something double fucked about you lot.
来吧 告诉我 你们到底是谁? So come on then, who are you, really?
我们是即兴喜剧演员 We're improv comedians.
这他妈太怪了 Well, that's fucking weird.
真挺疯的 It's mad actually.
我更像是个演员 I'm more of an actor.
他妈的演员 嗯? Fucking actors, eh?
给 Here.
你会需要这个 You're gonna need this.
见鬼 Fuck.
你没事吧? Are you good?
没事 Yes.
恭喜弗莱今天下午在葡萄牙落地 Congratulations. Fly touches down in Portugal this afternoon,
伦敦两大犯罪组织的头目 and the heads of London's two major criminal organizations
已经被彻底铲除 have been well and truly severed.
但就像九头蛇 头会再长出来... But like a Hydra, a head will regrow--
-我说了不要提九头蛇... -感觉你好像在铺垫这个 -I said no to the Hydra-- -It seemed like you were setting it up.
-别说了 -好吧 -Just leave it. -Fine.
有人逃掉了吗 还是……? Did anyone get away or...?
肖什 呃 溜了 Shosh, uh, slipped the net.
哦 很好 Oh, good.
你们抓住了其他人 这很好 Good that you got everyone else.
这挺好的 对吧? That's good, isn't it?
所以 基本上 干杯 So, uh, cheers basically. This shit got us promoted.
你现在是在跟总警司道斯说话 You're now speaking with Superintendent Dawes.
还有探长贝弗利 And Detective Inspector Beverly.
我是说 我们之前也不知道你们的警衔 所以... I mean, we didn't really know your ranks before, so--
这些是更高的 These are higher.
那你们怎么保证我们的安全?给我们新身份吗? So how do you keep us safe? Do we get new identities?
嗯 挑战在于确保没人知道你们是谁 Well, the challenge is to make sure that no one knows who you are.
所以在这种情况下 就是 嗯 回去做你们之前的事 So in this case, just, yeah, go back to what you were doing before.
所以这是马龙为我们的摩托帮头目杜克试镜 So this is Marlon reading for our biker gang leader, Duke.
好主意 但能去掉那个疤吗? Nice idea but do you mind losing the scar?
要是我能去掉就好了 If only I could.
所以我转向我老板说:"呃 去你的" So I just turned to my boss and said, "Uh, fuck off."
现在 我是自己的老板了 Well, now, I'm my own boss.
他说:"那些老鼠只是做它们必须做的" He said, "Those rats are just doing what they've got to do."
那天晚上晚些时候 我看到他在桶里淹老鼠 Later that night, I saw him drowning rats in a bucket.
我说:"我以为你不介意老鼠?" I said, "I thought you didn't mind the rats?"
他说:"我只是做我必须做的" He said, "I'm just doin' what I've got to do."
给弗朗西斯打电话 告诉他我们找到杜克了 Call Francis, tell him we found our Duke.
卧底任务是真的吗? Is it true, the undercover mission?
大家都在议论 你有点像个传奇 Everybody's talking about it. You're kind of a legend.
好的我是凯特 你们的老师 Okay. I'm Kat, I'm your teacher.
我们直接开始吧好的 你们两个 上来 Let's just jump right in. Okay. You two, get up here.
哇! Woohoo!
当我拍手时 场景开始 When I clap my hands, the scene begins.
别想太多 活在当下 Don't overthink it, just stay in the moment.
记住 永远 永远信任你的搭档 And remember, always, always trust your partner.
-是吗? -是 -Yes? -Yes.
开始…… And...
即 兴 卧 底
♪ 这不寻常 被任何人爱着 ♪ ♪ It's not unusual to be loved by anyone ♪
♪ 这不寻常 和任何人一起玩乐 ♪ ♪ It's not unusual to have fun with anyone ♪
♪ 但当我看到你和别人厮混 ♪ ♪ But when I see you hanging about with anyone ♪
♪ 这不寻常 看到我哭泣 ♪ ♪ It's not unusual to see me cry ♪
♪ 我想死去 ♪ ♪ I wanna die ♪
♪ 这不寻常 随时出门 ♪ ♪ It's not unusual to go out at any time ♪
♪ 但当我看到你四处走动 真是罪过 ♪ ♪ But when I see you out and about it's such a crime ♪
♪ 如果你想被任何人爱着 ♪ ♪ If you should ever wanna be loved by anyone ♪
♪ 这不寻常 发现我爱上了你 ♪ ♪ It's not unusual to find out I'm in love with you ♪
♪ 哇-哇 哦 哦 哦 哦 ♪ ♪ Whoa-whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ 哇-哇 哦-哦 ♪ ♪ Whoa-whoa, oh-ohh ♪
♪ 哇-哇 哦-哦-哦-哦 哇 ♪ ♪ Whoa-whoa, oh-oh-oh-oh, whoa ♪
♪ 哇-哇 ♪ ♪ Whoa-whoa ♪