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保加利亚 瓦尔纳
女士们 Ladies.
Bakarat（酒杯制造商） Baccarat.
够精致 Exquisite.
蒂霍米尔 Tihomir.
举起手 Hang up.
布拉德利.法恩 Bradley Fine.
我很荣幸 I'm honored.
荣幸的应该是我 Pleasure's all mine.
告诉我核弹在哪？ Tell me where the bomb is.
10秒，否则你就死 10 seconds, or you're dead.
有意思 Interesting.
你要想清楚，当我的手下和我藏核弹的时候 You see, when my men and I hid it...
我在确保杀了所有“目击者”的同时 I made sure to erase any witnesses.
接着我又干掉了“清理者” And then I erased the erasers.
这意味着 Which means,
唯有我一个人知道... I'm now the only one who knows...
那个危险的 just where that dangerously compact
移动小型核弹在哪 and transportable nuke is.
所以 So...
我想说，我已经超过了10秒钟 I'd say I have more than 10 seconds.
那么，既然这样，我建议你最好... Well then, in that case, I'd say you'd better start...
哦，我操！ Oh, fuck!
我的天！你为啥这么做？ Oh, my God! Why did you do that?
我不是故意的 I didn't do it on purpose.
这里的花粉也太多了 There's like a ton of pollen in here!
天哪！这太疯狂了 Oh, God! Christmas on a cracker!
你带药了吗？ Did you take your medicine?
我忘在了飞机上 I forgot it on the plane.
我早上告诉过你 I told you this morning,
我在你每件外套里都放了药！ I put extra in all your jackets!
是吗？ You did?
好吧，妈的！谢谢 Great. Shit! Thanks.
不，你知道吗？这跟你无关 No, you know what? That's on me.
因为我前段时间听到你打喷嚏 Because I heard you sniffle a while ago
我却忽视了这个征兆 and I did nothing with that information.
所以他的死我来负责 So that's blood on my hands, really...
好了。你最好知道有3个人进来了 Okay. You know what? You got three coming in.
立刻从后门离开，快走 Get out the back door now. Move.
这里有人吗？ Anybody in here?
是的，拐角那即将出来一个 Yeah, we got one coming around the corner, now.
现在有三个人 Your three guests are coming out
正从门后面走出来 that door behind you right now.
注意你身后 Watch your six.
全中 Yahtzee.
哦，酷毙了！ Oh, zinger!
看样子应该多带点子弹 I should've brought more bullets.
我以为那些是我平常吃的 I thought they were chocolate sprinkles,
巧克力屑 which I would eat, normally, by the fistful...
但这味道就像... but this tasted like...
说出来你们可能不信 There's no other way to say it, really.
就像老鼠屎 Like a rat's arse.
嘿各位，你们能保持安静吗? Guys, can you please keep it down?
看吧，很不幸我们的吊顶上又有老鼠了 Unfortunately, there's vermin in the ceiling again,
我本来不想说，但是... and I hate to say it, but...
它们把屎拉在了你们的蛋糕上 they've pooped all over your cake.
- 往左边？ - 不行 - I'm going left? - No.
你需要往右然后穿过通道 I need you to go right and head down the tunnel.
你右边过来一个 You've got one coming around to your right,
他身后还有一群 and he's got a swarm behind him.
这才像我的小妞 That's my girl.
哦，我都不懂你在说些啥 Oh, I don't know.
小心你后面 Watch your back.
哦，真是千钧一发，法恩 Oh, that was a close one, Fine.
- 谁是最牛逼的？ - 是你！ - Who's the finest of them all? - You are.
哦布拉德利~你真牛~ * Oh, Bradley, you're so fine
你真牛~你让我骚动~ * You're so fine, you blow my mind
嘿布拉德利~ * Hey, Bradley!
哦上帝！低头！ Oh, God, duck!
动作漂亮，法恩 Nice moves, Fine.
看得出你一直在锻炼身体 Pilates has been working out for you.
你看出来了？ You noticed?
只是你的屁股看上去有点松垮 Yeah, you just seem looser. Like, in your hips.
我是说对于健壮的人...来讲 I mean athletically speaking.
我说不上来。我猜你看起来应该不会太尴尬 I don't know. I guess you don't seem so awkward.
闭嘴！ Shut up!
- 直走？ - 不 - Going straight? - No.
从楼梯上去 Go right up the stairs.
在第一个平台 You're gonna find a little friend
你会看到一个小渣渣 on the first landing.
感谢你的帮助 Thanks for your help.
好了，你已经清理了这里 You're clear to the top.
继续走 Get moving.
上帝啊！老鼠成精了！ Oh, my God! The rats can fly!
拜托，你们这些家伙 Come on, you guys!
好吧，法恩，站在门那等 All right, Fine. Stop at the door.
一名警卫来了，我会给你信号 You got a guard approaching. I'll tell you when.
准备，法恩。三... Wait for it, Fine. Three...
二、一，上！ Two, one. Now!
哦糟糕，我是不是忘了敲门了？ Oh, dear, did I forget to knock?
它们爬到我的头发上了！我看不见了！ They're clawing at my hair! I can't see!
什么叫“你看不见了”？ What do you mean, you can't see me?
我没事了，有一大波SUV逼近 I'm good. You've got SUVs approaching.
去码头！ Go to the dock!
码头，好主意 Dock. Excellent idea.
柏伊诺的船停在最后 Boyanov's boat is at the end.
呃...没有钥匙啊，库珀 Uh... No keys, Coop.
方向盘下面的左下角有块面板 The panel's on the lower left under the steering wheel.
你可以用电线启动它 You can hotwire it.
我没法碰到电线 I can't get to the wires!
趴下捂好你的耳朵 Okay, then stay down and hold your ears!
这叫我怎么听到你那销魂的声音 How will I hear your beautiful voice?
别再发浪了，趴好 Stop being adorable and get down!
锁定坐标：43.16547... Lock on coordinates 43.16547...
27.94654... 27.94654...
立即发射！ and fire, now.
喔！ Whoo!
任务完成 Close one!
无人机玩的漂亮，库珀！ Nice drone work, Coop!
我想在你脸上来一下 I could kiss you.
哦 Oh!
好啊，我想我会张开嘴来迎接的 Well, I would accept that with an open mouth.
我很快回来，晚餐我请客 Soon as I'm back, dinner is on me.
干得好，库珀 Great work, Coop.
哦对了，你能到干洗店帮我取衣服吗？ Hey, pick up my dry cleaning for me, would you?
还有我的车 Also, get my car.
可以，没问题 Oh, sure. No problem.
哦，我还得把我的园丁炒了 Oh, and I have to fire my gardener.
他用割草机的时候 He keeps running over
每次都搞坏洒水喷头 the sprinkler heads with the mower.
你能帮我去炒了他吗？ Can you cut him loose for me?
好啊，当然可以 Um... Yeah. Oh, yeah, sure.
不开玩笑？我最爱干这种事 You kidding? I'd love it!
你真好 You're the best.
回头见，同志 Smell you later, pal.
天哪，可怜的海梅 God. Poor Jaime.
事情是这样的，海梅，那个... The thing is, Jaime, that...
呃... Uh...
哦！ Oh!
这是你的...你的孩子？ These are your children?
孩子在这呢 Your children, here?
对，我的孩子 Yeah, I have children.
我必须遮住他们的眼睛 I just have to cover those eyes.
他们一直盯着我看。呃... They're looking right at me. Um...
请不要开除我 Please, don't fire me.
不，我是说我绝不会... No. Jaime, I would never.
这只是...对你工作的一个评价 This is more of a review.
哦 Oh.
海梅 Jaime.
什么 Yes.
割～草～机～ * The lawnmower
直走到割草机那 Right to that lawnmower.
你是来炒他的，苏珊 You're a killer, Susan.
女间谍
拥有猎手的灵魂~ * The heart is a hunter
铁石的心肠~ * And hard as a stone
冷酷的血液~ * Cold blood in the chamber
子弹与碎骨~ * Bullets and bone
你将坠入黑暗~ * Into the night you will fall
那里没有是与非~ * Where there's no wrong or right
也没有公正~ * Rough justice for all
肉欲横流~ * Love is powering lust
你能够发现我虚伪的笑容~ * You may find my smile deceitful
但尘埃落定后~ * But after it all
能信赖的舍我其谁？ * Who else can you trust?
哇 Ah!
看上去很好吃 These look delicious.
我不想这么挑剔，但这也太难嚼了吧 I don't wanna be critical, but this is very chewy.
库珀，你吃的是手巾 Coop. You're eating a hand towel.
我只是...擦一擦我的上颚 Just cleansing my palette.
你带我来的是个什么破地方？ Jeez. You had to take me to such a dump?
拜托，你这小气鬼！ Come on, cheapskate!
汉堡王客满了 Burger King was booked up.
哈！ Ha!
抱歉。我在这和“盖拉格”一道吃饭呢 Sorry. I'm having dinner with Gallagher over here.
看好你们的水果！ Guard your fruit!
你真能做到。你真有趣。你真会选时间 You could. You're funny. Your timing is perfect.
比不上你有趣，超级库珀 Never as funny as you, Super Cooper.
为了下一个任务的成功 To another successful mission.
加油 Go team.
嘿，我一直在想 Hey, I've been thinking.
什么 Yeah.
没有你我很多事都做不了 I couldn't do what I do without you.
然后我一直在考虑 And I've been thinking
送你点什么特别的东西 about doing something special for you...
所以... So...
额滴妈呀，法恩 Good gravy, Fine.
哇，这是... Oh. That's...
一个疯狂蛋糕 It's a crazy cupcake!
你爱吃蛋糕，所以... You love cakes. Well...
我又不是大蛋糕... I'm not a big cake...
我做蛋糕。对，我发现了其中的关联 I make cakes. Yes. I see the connection.
那你现在可以戴上这块蛋糕 Now you can wear a cake.
你怎么知道我对传统的首饰不在乎？ How did you know I don't care for traditional jewelry?
我眼睛都不想从它身上离开... I can't seem to stop looking at it...
它对我也是 and it can't stop looking at me.
试想一下，如果里面是钻戒之类的东西 Imagine how awkward it would've been
会弄得大家都尴尬的嘛 if it'd been a diamond ring or something.
哦...不要钻戒，不要 Ooh... Not a diamond ring! No!
我应该像这样说：“我是不会嫁给你的！” I would've had to say, "I don't want to marry you!"
我可不想后半生用你那肌肉发达的胳膊和手 I don't want your muscly arms and hands...
在我胴体上擦妮维雅 rubbing my back with Nivea for the rest of my life.
三个熊孩子跑进来，你懂的 And our three kids run in, you know...
凯伦、汤姆、比利... Karen, Tommy and Billy...
你还得大喊“滚出去”！ and we'd say, "Get out of here!"
他们每一个都长着俊美的下巴... And they'd just all have that beautiful jaw...
天蓝色的眼睛，厚厚的嘴唇。我是说... and sky-blue eyes, and a full mouth. I mean...
不要，谢谢 no, thank you.
我只是...你知道吗，我只是... I'll just, you know, I'll just...
你就不能送个可以让我戴得出去的首饰吗？ Can you give me a little jewelry I can actually wear?
你不打算戴上它吗？ Not gonna wear it?
不。我是说我只想收藏它 Yes. Yeah. I was just saving it.
戴上！ Put it on!
看看，哇哦，这是... Look at that. Wow, that's a...
- 那是调节长度的扣子 - 调节扣？ - That is an adjustable toggle. - Adjustable toggle.
很多珠宝上面都看不到这设计 You don't see that with a lot of jewelry.
很配你，是吗？ It's so you. Is it?
哇哦，完美 Wow, perfect.
哦……有人嫉妒了 Oh... Somebody's jealous.
说真的，没有你在我耳麦里指引我 Seriously, I couldn't do what I do without you,
我什么都做不了 in my earpiece.
你做的那些事我才做不到 I could never do what you do.
你能想象我做间谍会是啥样吗？ Can you imagine me as a spy?
哦我去 Oh, my God.
- 执行某个任务时 - 没错 - Out in the field. - Yeah.
- 拿着把枪 - 不是吧？ - With a gun! - What?
“嗨，恐怖分子。哦，杂碎！” "Hi, terrorists. Oh, golly!
“哦，我打到自己了！糟糕！” "Oh, I shot myself! Whoops!
“我是想打你的，不是我！” "I meant to shoot you, not me!"
我觉得这才是我会说的： That's probably what I'd say.
“嗨，恐怖分子，你们给我小心点” "Hey, terrorists, you better watch out,
“不然我会给你们做一块巧克力蛋糕” "or I'll make you a chocolate cake.
“喜欢巧克力吗？要不，我给你们做个香草味的” "Do you like chocolate? Well, then I'll make you a vanilla."
他们是不会让我去做间谍的 They would never let me be a spy.
我甚至穿上制服也不像个间谍 I can't even dress like a spy.
看看你，你有着自己的裁缝... Look at you and your tailored...
所有的衣服都裁剪得体 Everything is cut right.
我呢，穿着这身像是凹凸的南瓜一样的连衣裙 And mine is like a lumpy pumpkin sack dress.
哦，得了... Oh, come...
甚至都不知道叫啥牌子。像这种连个标签都没有的衣服 It doesn't even have a label. Does not have a label.
我都怀疑是不是我妈做的 I think my mom made it.
别，停下，够了 No, stop.
我要是四肢着地就可以开始挖瓤子了 I should get on my hands and knees and start scooping.
好了，好了... 对自己手下留情点 Good God. Go easy on yourself.
好吧 Okay.
我们是完美的搭档，所以我们才能一起合作 We're a perfect team. That's why we work.
没错 Yeah.
到这来 Come here.
过来让我仔细看看 Come here. Close.
我觉得你得了红眼病 I think you're getting pinkeye.
什么？不 What? No.
- 就是那里 - 不，不是 - Right there. - No, that's not...
你清理完猫窝之后有像这样擦过你的眼睛吗？ Did you wipe your eye after you cleaned out the cat box?
我没有猫 I don't have cats.
那为什么我会这样认为？ Why did I think that?
我怎么知道 I don't know.
你可以养几只，它们是很好的伴侣 You should get some. They're good company.
兰格利 弗吉尼亚州（CIA中情局）
我们截获了一个情报 We've intercepted chatter...
核弹一直在寻找出价最高的买家 that the weapon is still being offered to the highest bidder.
除了柏伊诺以外还会有谁知道核弹下落 Someone other than Boyanov knows where that nuke is.
可能是他女儿，瑞娜 It's probably his daughter, Rayna.
她是他真正唯一信任的人 She's really the only person he's trusted.
天哪，库珀，你得了红眼病吗？ Jesus, Cooper, do you have pinkeye?
回家吧，你会传染给其他人的 Go home. You're going to infect everybody.
早跟你说了 Told you.
不，这不是红眼病，夫人 No, it's not pinkeye, ma'am.
只是...我有一点过敏而已 It's just I'm having a bit of an allergic reaction.
好吧，我对这种该死的儿童疾病 Well, I'm allergic to disgusting
也过敏，所以离我远点吧 childhood illnesses, so stay away from me.
- 抱歉 - 不管怎样，你说得很对 - Sorry. - Anyway, you're right.
柏伊诺死后 After Boyanov's death,
瑞娜在瓦尔纳DSK银行开了一个保险箱 Rayna went to a safety deposit box at a DSK bank in Varna.
当天晚上我们就收到这个消息 The chatter picked up later that night.
我们对她了解多少？ What do we know about her?
我可以调出她的档案 I can pull up her file.
哦，挂住了 Oh, that's stuck.
太热了这里 It's just a little warm in here.
- 我找找文件... - 天哪，别用你那 - Pull up my file... - Jesus! Not my keyboard
感染红眼病的手碰我的键盘！ with your pinkeye-infected fingers!
你这样的话还不如直接 Why don't you just cry directly
流几滴眼泪到我嘴巴里 into my mouth while you're at it?
这真的只是过敏而已... It really is just an allergic reaction...
坐一边去，我自己会找 Sit down. I'll do it.
- 好的，我坐那边去 - 瑞娜.柏伊诺 - Okay, I'm gonna go sit down. - Rayna Boyanov.
毕业于牛津大学国际法专业 Majored in international law at Oxford.
成绩名列前茅 Top of her class.
过去10年一直住在伦敦 Been living in London for the past 10 years.
现在我们了解到的是，她一直 We know she has been communicating
在跟几个恐怖组织的头目联系 with the heads of several terrorist organizations.
其中最残暴的是... Most ominously...
索萨.杜达耶夫，是基地组织资助的 Solsa Dudaev, the al-Qaeda-funded leader
“车臣烈士旅”的领导人 of the Chechen Martyrs' Brigade.
我们有充分的证据表明，他计划用一种机械装置 We have compelling evidence that he has the machinery in place
将核弹运输到纽约 to get that nuke to New York in time
下周正好是联合国大会 for next week's UN General Assembly.
我已经准备完毕 I'm already packed.
有消息指出 One of our sources was told
她住在索菲亚的郊区 she has taken up residence outside of Sofia.
去把她搞定 Go get her.
收拾好我的东西，库珀 Grab my things, Coop.
天哪库珀，去戴些墨镜或者别的东西吧 Jesus, Cooper, go put on some sunglasses or something.
感觉你就像个正在诅咒我的乞丐 I feel like you're a Gypsy, cursing me with it.
不错，我正在这么做 Yep, I'm on it.
- 对，很好 - 哦，法恩？ - Yeah, that's all good. - Oh, Fine?
嗨。你好，超级库珀 Hi. Hey, Super Cooper.
哦！呃... Oh! Um...
我刚刚只是觉得有点奇怪... I just was feeling a little weird about...
- 哦，是吗？ - 有些材料，比如是关于... - Oh, yeah? - some of the stuff, and I think the intel...
瑞娜的住址，是不是来得太容易了 on Rayna's location seems a little too easy.
我只是感觉...事情没那么简单 I just... Something doesn't feel right.
等我们把瑞娜抓进牢里 It'll be right when we get Rayna behind bars
再夺回核弹后就太平了 and that nuke back in our hands.
对，当然。我只是... Yeah, sure. I just...
不知为何，这一次我就是感觉不太对 I don't know. All my alarm bells are going off with this one.
是吗？那好，没事的，因为我已经计划好了 Really? Well, then, it's okay 'cause I have a plan.
我们两个不应该再涉及那些可怕的任务了 You and I gotta stop going on these awful missions.
该一起退二线了 Run off together.
你是认真的吗？ Do you mean that?
什么？ What?
我是认真的？败给你了。你真逗 Do I mean that? You got me. You kidder.
你这变态！不 You sucker! No.
你真该去照照镜子！就像这样... You should have seen your face! You were like...
法恩，抱歉，如果我... Fine, I'm sorry if I...
不要这样。天啊，我真服了你 Don't be. God, I admire you.
我服了你？ I admire you?
那么，他至少要用如此轻浮的口吻说... Well, did he at least say it in a flirty tone that says...
“出于我对你的崇拜，我现在就应该宽衣解带...” And because of my admiration, I shall now take my shirt off...
- “扎进你的身体”？ - 不 - and penetrate ye? - No.
他邀请我进入他卧室的唯一可能性 The only way he'd invite me to his bedroom
就是让我替他把床修好 is if he wants me to fix his bed.
我真笨 I'm so stupid.
- 能给我尝一小口你的酒吗？ - 嗯哼 - Can I just have a sip of your wine? - Mmm-hmm.
有点腻 It's quite buttery.
哇哦。好吧，我们可以给你自己点一杯 Wow. Okay, we could order you your own glass.
这是我的啊！ That was mine!
我的人生就是个悲剧 My life is a disaster.
不，不是的 No, it's not.
我都40了，还是一个人生活 I'm 40, I live by myself...
自从杰瑞3年前离开我之后 I haven't been in a real relationship
一直没有谈过正式的恋爱 since Jerry left me three years ago.
杰瑞就是个蠢货 Well, Jerry was a jackass.
我是说我放弃老师的职业加入中情局 When I gave up teaching to join the CIA,
我以为一切会变得与众不同 I thought everything was gonna be different.
我以为自会成为一个了不起的间谍 I thought I was gonna be this amazing spy.
我只是...结果还是和以前一样一事无成 I'm just the same boring person I was before.
好了，不管怎么说 Well, for what it's worth,
我觉得你已经很出色了 I think you're brilliant as you are.
你太激动了。来吧，我们振作一下 You're exciting. Come on, let's cheer you up.
看着，我外甥可喜欢了。就这样 Okay. My nephew loves this. All right.
噢，谢了。你外甥才3岁吧？ Okay. Thanks. Isn't your nephew three?
我的天，这不一个表情吗 My God. That's the same face.
- 好，这次就不一样了 - 完全一样 - Okay, this will be different. - Exactly the same face.
这次肯定不一样 This will be different.
准备好了？啊... Ready? Aah...
这不还是一样吗 That's the exact same thing.
怎么可能是一样的？ How is that the same thing?
我舌头吐出来一点 There was a little bit of tongue there.
哦拜托。这不可能让我振作的 Please stop. That's not cheering me up.
知道吗？你能跟法恩说出来我很高兴 Do you know what? I'm glad you said that to Fine.
之所以高兴是因为你太低调了 I am, because you play it too safe.
我到现在还能想起我妈妈的话 I still hear my mom's voice...
“安分守己的女人，往往创造历史” "Well-behaved women often make history."
不对，你要知道这话的原词是... Yes, you do know the phrase is...
“安分守己的女人很难...创造历史” "Well-behaved women seldom make history"?
这个...从没听她这样说过 Yeah. That's never how she said it.
她还说了什么？ What were her others?
“低调点，让别人去出风头” "Just blend in. Let somebody else win."
- 经典 - 这是我在学校听到的 - Classic. - I got that a lot in high school.
然后还有像“别再做梦了，苏珊” And there was, "Give up on your dream, Susan."
她过去常把这种话写在我的饭盒上 She used to write that in my lunchbox.
哦... Oh...
看那边 I mean, look, okay?
我们和凯伦沃克之间 What's really so different between us
到底差在哪？ and Karen Walker?
我想，我想...差不多是所有方面 I think literally everything.
不，等等，不是。因为你在 No, hang on, no, because you were
学院的受训成绩跟她一样好 just as good as her at the Academy.
她的任务完成率甚至比法恩都高 She's had more successful missions than even Fine.
哦，她是最差的一个 Oh, she's the worst.
看看她，难道她真的有这么完美？ Look at her. She thinks she's so perfect, doesn't she?
“嗨，我是凯伦.沃克，超级间谍，额呵呵...” "Hi, I'm Karen Walker, super spy."
完美的头发，完美的脸蛋 Perfect hair. Perfect face.
她可能每晚都被自己感动到哭着睡觉 She probably cries herself to sleep every night.
- 我想她应该不会吧 - 她就是这种人 - I don't think she probably does. - She probably does.
而且不像是那种矫情地流泪 And not, like, sort of cute, little tears.
而是那种“天哪我怎么会这么美”地大哭 Like, really sort of silent, kind of big.
我觉得不会这样 I don't think that's what...
哭起来就像上下颠倒的扁豆那样夸张 Like a sort of upside down kidney bean.
“这就是我睡觉时的样子吗” "This is what I look like when I'm asleep."
闭嘴，安静 Shut up, be quiet.
她又不认识我们而且她也不在我们面前 She won't know who we are. She's so full of herself.
嗨，嘿 南希，嗨 苏珊 Hi. Hey, Nancy. Hi, Susan.
嗨 Hi!
你们2个美女坐在这的样子真是太可爱了 Look at you two cuties sitting here being all cute.
噢！ Aw!
哦，你们两个 Oh, you.
能给我一杯古典鸡尾酒吗？ Can I have an Old Fashioned, please?
他的服务真的很慢 The service is really slow.
超级的慢。接下来的一个小时内你都喝不到 Super slow. Good luck getting that in the next hour.
- 给你，沃克小姐 - 谢谢 - Here you go, Miss Walker. - Thank you.
- 哦 - 哇哦 - Oh. - Wow.
艾伦和我是老交情了，我经常来这里 Alan and I go way back. I come here all the time.
我们也是，对吧艾伦？ So do we. Right, Alan?
嘿，艾伦，额...艾伦 Hey, Alan. Alan!
老大！老大！ Big A, Big A!
哟唬，阿伦！你个坑货 Whoo-hoo! Al! We got a whole...
沃克小姐，这俩货是不是在骚扰你？ Miss Walker, are these two bothering you?
- 哦不，谢谢，他们很好 - 好的 - No, thank you. They're fine. - Okay.
艾伦！ Alan!
他真可爱 He's the sweetest.
他刚刚竟然假装不认识。 He totally pretends not to know. It's a game.
- 他真有趣 - 嗯 - He's funny. - Yeah.
好了，不管怎么说，我请了休假 Well, anyway, I'm taking some time off,
那么等我回来再见你们吧 so I'll see you guys when I get back.
- 哦 - 你去哪度假？ - Oh. - Where are you going?
卡普里岛 Capri.
- 卡普瑞 - 卡普瑞 - Capri. - Capri.
我觉得应该叫“卡普里”，当地人就是这么讲的，随它呢 I believe it's "Cahpri." That's how the locals say it, anyway.
哦... Oh...
我很想自己能一直呆在这儿... I wish I could just stick around here...
坐在角落看本好书 curl up with a good book.
但是，我有一整船的朋友在游艇上等着我 But I have a yacht full of friends waiting for me.
- 哇 - 游艇真是糟透了 - Wow. - Yachts are the worst.
看上去很诱人，实际上... They seem so glamorous, but...
- 糟透了 - 卟，游艇 - They're the worst. - Boo, yachts.
反正，等我回来你们再看到我的时候 Anyhoo, I'll see you guys when I get back,
会是满脸雀斑的古铜色皮肤 all freckled and tan.
我们一定会去看你的 We're gonna see you.
- 再见 - 再见 - Bye. - Bye!
哦抱歉 Oh, sorry.
苏珊病了 Susan is ill.
她胃不舒服 It's her stomach.
天哪，我谢谢你全家 Oh, my God. Thank you for that.
- 你为啥那么做？ - 抱歉，我紧张 - Why would you do that? - I panicked.
真是一个美好的时刻 What a great moment.
看看她 Just look at her.
哦我知道，那条裙子 I know. That dress.
看看她那副自信的样子 Look at that confidence.
他们甚至被允许在这里吸烟 You're not even allowed to smoke in here.
我要回家了 I'm gonna go home.
不，拜托 No, come on.
是的 Yes.
苏珊 Susan.
感觉好点了吗？ Feel better?
哦谢谢，没事 Thank you. Yeah.
法恩，你好了吗？ Fine, you good?
好了库珀，刚刚在停车 Okay, Coop. Just pulling up.
苏珊，你做的真好吃 Susan, you're killing it.
哦很好，里面有苦苣 Oh, good. It's the chicory.
对 Yeah.
有迹象表明她在房间里吗？ Any sign of her in the house?
热感应没有检测到任何线索 Heat sensors aren't picking anything up.
好像有某种干扰 There's some kind of interference.
我不喜欢这钟感觉，法恩 I don't like this, Fine.
我准备好迎接挑战了 I'm up for the challenge.
进去看看吧 Let's go in.
该死，你的摄像头有点问题 Shoot, there's something wrong with your camera.
你能关掉换个新的吗？ Can you switch it out for a new one?
来不及了 Too late.
没有保镖 No security.
她的父亲绝不会让自己这么毫无防备 Her father would never have left himself this exposed.
好了，撤退，法恩，这太顺利了 Pull back, Fine. This is too easy.
我就喜欢干这种顺利的事 I like things that are easy.
我的天，法恩！ Oh, my God, Fine!
真不知道你是怎么做到像这样的 I don't know how you do things like that.
嘿 Hey.
谁是这个世上最牛的？ Who's the finest of them all?
我哪知道 I don't know.
我猜是，你？ I'm guessing you?
放下武器 Drop your weapon.
法恩，怎么了？ Fine, what's happening?
让我猜猜，应该是你耳朵里的人 Let me guess. Whoever is in your ear
想知道发生了什么事吧？ wants to know what's happening?
他马上就死了 He's about to die.
这就是发生的事 That's what.
小姑娘你握的这把枪会不会太大了 An awfully big gun for such a little girl.
天哪，这种时候就别调戏了 Oh, God, don't say stuff like that.
好了，在你右边正好有一排刀架 Okay, there's a knife rack directly to your right.
从她拿枪的姿势来看，她还不熟练 The way she's holding the gun, she's not experienced.
如果你弯腰冲过去，你就能拿到刀并且制服她 If you duck and lunge, you can get the knife and disarm her.
是不是有人建议你过去拿把刀？ Did someone just suggest that you grab one of those knives?
不不不！不！ No, no, no!
真该死！ Damn it!
法恩！ Fine!
他们还能看到我吗？ Can they see me right now?
让我稍微调整一下角度 Let me adjust the angle a little bit.
哦天哪，法恩 Oh, my God, Fine.
他叫布拉德利 法恩，供职于中情局 His name was Bradley Fine. He worked for the CIA.
其他高级特工包括... Other top agents include
马修.瑞特、提莫西.克莱斯... Matthew Wright, Timothy Cress...
瑞克.福特还有凯伦.沃克 Rick Ford and Karen Walker.
起来，法恩，起来啊 Come on, Fine. Come on.
我对你们所有特工的行动都了如指掌 I know who all your active agents are.
所以，除非你们希望这样的尸体不断增加... So, unless you'd like the body count to grow...
否则我建议你们最好远离我 I suggest you stay far away from me.
现在最好去拿些纸吧 Now grab some tissues,
因为这才是真正的悲伤时刻 because shit's about to get real sad.
不，不要，不！ No, no...
哦天哪，法恩 Oh, my God, Fine.
自当上副局长以来... As Deputy Director...
我从来没有经历过，比向自己同事告别 I have never had a more difficult duty...
还要更痛苦的事情 than to bid farewell to colleagues taken from us.
从多佛基地，到家庭仪式... From Dover, to the family services...
再到这样的纪念仪式... to memorials like these...
告别总是最艰难的 it's tough to say goodbye.
这种事你也无能为力，苏珊 There's nothing you could have done, Susan.
布拉德利.法恩不仅仅是一个同事和朋友 Bradley Fine was more than just a coworker and a friend.
他是我们家庭的一份子 He was part of our family.
作为家人，即使知道每个人的命运 And as family, even knowing that the universe
生来就被上天注定... has a plan for each human life...
还是很难接受这样一个 it's hard to accept the sudden loss
优秀正直的人突然离去 of such a good and decent person.
“好了，在你右边正好有一排刀架” Okay, there's a knife rack directly to your right.
苏珊，我看了你对瑞娜 柏伊诺的评估报告 Susan, I got your assessment report on Rayna Boyanov.
我知道你现在可能会感到情绪激动 I know you're probably feeling a lot of emotion right now...
但是请尽量避免使用像“天杀的”这种词 but please refrain from using the term "thundercunt."
哦老天，我都没意识到我写了那些词语 Oh, my God. I didn't realize I wrote that.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
南希，我给你发了一张照片 Nancy, I'm sending you a photo.
它的图像不是很清晰 It's in pretty bad shape.
- 你能改善一下吗？ - 嗯哼 - Can you enhance it? - Mm-hmm.
巴黎？ Paris?
那臭逼是他妈怎么查到我们该死的名单的？ How the fuck did this twat find out our fucking names?
我们也不知道 We don't know.
还有你最好收回那个带“B”的词，福特 And dial it way back with the "T" word, Ford.
人事部会请你喝茶的，成熟点 You're not immune from the HR department. Grow up.
这个“B”在英国的意思不一样 And "twat" means something completely different in England.
在这就是“逼”的意思 Here it means a vagina.
不管怎样，很明显我们当中出了内奸 Anyway, obviously we're talking about a mole.
可能有内奸也可能是我们的系统被黑了 It could be a mole, they could have hacked our system.
这些都是猜测 It's anyone's guess.
最重要的线索是瑞娜.柏伊诺即将 The bottom line is Rayna Boyanov is about to sell...
要把小规模的战术核武器 a small-scale tactical nuclear weapon
卖给一个恐怖组织 to a terrorist organization...
而我们还不知道她或者那些核弹在哪 and we don't know where she or the bomb is.
所幸，我们的分析师苏珊.库伯找到线索 Fortunately, our analyst Susan Cooper found a lead.
瑞娜有个叫瑟吉奥.德.卢卡的电话 Rayna had the number of Sergio De Luca...
我们一直怀疑这个德.卢卡 and we've long suspected De Luca
是恐怖组织的中间人 of working as an intermediary with terrorist groups.
瑞娜可能通过他来找到核武器的买家 Rayna may be using him to find buyers for the nuke.
这是他在巴黎的办公室号码 The number was to an office he keeps in Paris.
我告诉过你派我代替法恩去那里 I told you to send me in there instead of Fine,
而你不听 and you didn't.
现在法恩死了，我他妈的要加入 And now Fine is dead. I'm going the fuck in.
你不能去 You can't.
我们需要一个还没暴露的人去跟踪德 卢卡 We need someone to follow De Luca without being detected...
并且我希望他能帮我们找到瑞娜 and that will hopefully take us to Rayna...
但他不能是你们当中的一个 but it can't be any of you.
我们这么着吧... Here's what we do...
我找个机器整个容，换张新面孔 I go into the Face/Off machine, get a whole new face.
我再出现时，他们永远不会知道那是我 I turn up, they never know it's me.
你有硬币吗？因为它要50美分 Do you have quarters? Because it costs 50 cents.
啥？还要我付钱？ What, I gotta pay?
不，因为根本没有那玩意儿！ No, because it doesn't exist.
不，有的！ Yes, it does!
我都在浴室听到克莱斯和瑞特谈到过这机器 I heard Cress and Wright talking about it in the shitter.
我敢肯定他们在逗你玩 I'm pretty sure they were pulling your leg.
你们这对他妈的傻B You pair of fucking vaginas.
说真的，你必须停止这么说话 Seriously, you've got to cut that out.
天哪，听着，我们当中肯定得去一个 Jesus. Look, one of us has to go in.
就算暴露了也没关系 Doesn't matter if we've been exposed.
我们都曾深入过敌后 We've all gone deep before,
也总是能抓到我们想要的人 and we've always gotten our guy.
各位，这不仅仅是一次暗杀行动 Guys, this is more than just a kill mission.
如果我们好好计划，我们就能抓住瑞娜、德.卢卡... We can get Rayna, De Luca, and some top terrorist leadership...
还有那些头号恐怖组织头目，并且找回核弹 and get the weapon back if we do this right.
我们只需要一个既能跟踪他们 We just need someone who can shadow them
又不会引起注意的人 without attracting attention.
我们需要一个无名之辈 We need someone invisible.
我来做吧 I'll do it.
好的，谢谢你了食堂大妈 Okay, thanks, lunch lady.
我是认真的 I'm serious.
我从来没有外出执行任务 I have never been out in the field.
没错，蠢得掉渣的主意 Exactly. Stupid fucking idea.
我想说的是，我从来没有暴露过 My point is that it's highly doubtful
这点不用怀疑 that I've ever been exposed.
但是你跟法恩合作过 But you worked with Fine.
他们可能也有你的资料 They may have a record of you, too.
也许吧 Possibly.
但是，他们见过我长相的可能性非常低 But the odds of them knowing my face are very low.
克罗克女士，我真地想这么做 Miss Crocker, I would really like to do this.
为了法恩 For Fine.
你想怎么整？把你的猫拎一只去当助手？ What are you gonna do? Bring one of your cats as a sidekick?
我没养过猫！ I don't have any cats!
你是不会认真考虑这件事的，对吧？ You're not seriously considering this, are you?
听着，贝蒂…… Look here, Betty--
福特，如果你再叫我贝蒂.克罗克 Ford, if you call me Betty Crocker,
我就把你的小心脏从你胸口里掏出来 I will rip your fucking heart out of your chest.
这不仅是我作为一位公民 Not only did I become a citizen
发誓要保卫这个国家... and take a vow to protect this country...
同时也为了我曾发誓为我罹难的搭档报仇。我们都他妈发了誓的 I also took a vow to avenge my fallen comrades. We all fucking did.
不，不是全部。不包括我 No, we didn't. Not me.
我很确信我们都发了这个该死的誓言。我记得 I'm pretty sure we all took a fucking vow. I remember it.
我记得我他妈举起了手，念了些什么玩意 I remember raising my fucking hand and saying some shit.
如果你认为，我会无动于衷地坐着 If you think I'm gonna sit by
看着你派一个他妈的小秘 and let you send in a fucking secretary...
去干我的工作... to do my work...
你干脆现在接受老子的辞职吧 you might as well accept my resignation now.
我打断一下 If I can jump in,
严格意义上讲，额...我也能算一个特工 I am technically, uh, classified as an agent.
听着... Look...
完全的特工，这样的话... Full agent. So...
特工，特工，特工...我是特工 agent, agent, agent, I'm an agent.
你对此怎么考虑？ Are you considering this?
为了你的安全还有在座的其他人的安全... For your safety, and the safety of those around this table...
我正在考虑这事 I am considering it.
你慢慢考虑吧，老子不干了 Then consider this, I quit.
还有，老子知道那个他妈的整容机器肯定有 And I know there's a fucking Face/Off machine.
你就是不想让我知道 You're just keeping it secret from me.
好吧 Okay.
我就当从来没有发生过 That hasn't happened before.
这是个相当气派的办公室 It is quite a lovely office.
你没事吧，库珀？ What's your deal, Cooper?
你什么意思？ What do you mean?
你有幻想的一面？ You got a fiery side?
我其实是想在那报告上写“狡诈”的一面 I really did, in that report, mean to write "cunning."
我看了你的所有资料 I've been going over your files.
你在学院的时候成绩优异 You were top of your class at the Academy,
尤其计算机和技术支持这方面 in all computer and support skills.
这我都不惊讶 No surprise there.
但是你在办公室里... But you have a certain...
给人一种很温顺的感觉 tame demeanor around the office,
而且你说你从来没拿过枪 that says you've never even held a gun.
你无法想象... So imagine my surprise...
当我看到这个训练场传来的视频时有多惊讶 when I saw footage from this drill back at The Farm.
那是...我真的... Is that... I can't even...
那是我？这不是真的... Is that me? I can't really...
啊！枪真垃圾！ Stupid gun!
肯定是有人加快了播放速度 Somebody definitely sped this up.
哦！或者是摄像机角度什么的... Ooh! Camera angle and stuff make...
库珀，库珀，停下来！天呐，你在…… Cooper, Cooper, stop! Jesus Christ, what are you...
我去！ Ouch.
这是断章取义，你知道的... Out of context, that's...
我到现在已经看了15遍了 I must have watched this 15 times now...
因为，这他妈是什么！ because what the fuck?
- 好吧，我... - 我都忍不住要上传到YouTube了 - Well, I... - I almost put it up on YouTube.
好吧，我想说，对这件事，我感到很过意不去 I was, to say the least, uncomfortable with the event.
但我也想说的是，这都是10年前的事了 But I would also like to say, it was over 10 years ago.
指导员也没有受伤 The instructor was not harmed.
法恩是你的指导员，对吧？ Fine was your mentor, right?
是的 Yes.
为什么你没有成为一个外勤特工？ Why did you not become a field agent?
是这样，我们是如此一个配合默契又完美的团队 Well, we're such a great fit and a great team.
法恩想了一些很好的点子 Fine made some great points.
他说我这样也许会做的更好，只要待在... Maybe I match better with, just staying...
- 他耳朵里 - 没错 - In his ear. - Well...
哦，他忽悠了你 Yeah, he sniped you.
在我到这之前，所有高级特工都是这样上位的 All the top agents used to do that before I got here.
我真的很认同他说的那些观点 I really thought he made some great points.
女人啊 Women.
好了，你从那之后有没有再受过训练？ All right, have you had any field training since then?
10年可是很长的时间 10 years is a long time.
没有，夫人 No, ma'am.
正常情况下我会先送你去训练，但没时间了... Normally, I would send you back to The Farm, but there's no time...
而且我不能冒险让你的身份有任何泄露的可能 and I can't take a chance of anyone leaking your name.
我可以参加了？ Am I going?
你可以参加了 You're going.
太好了。抱歉 Okay. Jeez. Sorry.
不过任务内容只能是跟踪和报告 But it's a track and report mission only.
收到 Got it.
我们会安排你一个新的身份 We'll be giving you a new identity.
你不再是苏珊.库珀 You'll no longer be Susan Cooper.
- 你的新名字... - 哦，对此我有一点想法 - Your new name... - I had a few ideas for that.
我只是建议，我认为可以叫... I was just spitballing and I thought...
赛瑞.菲拉，曼尼克斯，吉赛尔... Seraphina, Maddox, Gisele...
卡罗尔.詹金 Carol Jenkins.
卡罗尔...詹金 Carol Jenkins.
你知道如果我能...夫人 If I may, ma'am,
有一个叫卡罗尔的13岁的女孩... there was a 13-year-old girl named Carol...
曾经抓着我的头发就像是遛狗一样... that used to kind of take me around the neighborhood...
绕着我住的小区来回走... and use my braid as a dog leash...
还逼我去捡地上的饼干，所以... and make me beg for biscuits...
卡罗尔.詹金 Carol Jenkins.
好，那就卡罗尔.詹金吧 Yes. Carol Jenkins, huh?
卡罗尔.詹金是4个孩子的单亲母亲 Carol Jenkins is a single mother of four...
临时从特拉华州调过来 temporarily relocated from Delaware
帮助软件公司提高销售业绩 to increase sales for a software company.
好的，这... Okay, that is...
真是个奇葩的职业... a different occup...
- 有问题吗？ - 没有 - Is there a problem? - No.
只是好奇，这4个家伙是我的家人还是我劫持的人质？ I was just wondering if this was my family, or if I had taken hostages.
我只是不确定... I'm just not sure...
如果我打扮成这样，德.卢卡怎么会把我当回事 how De Luca is gonna take me seriously if I look like this.
德.卢卡怎么样也不会把你当回事 De Luca is not going to take you anything.
也许你还没听明白我的话... In case you did not hear me...
你不可以跟任何目标人物 you are not to make direct contact
有当面接触 with any of the targets.
只能跟踪和报告 Track and report.
现在我们为你布置了一间监视室 We're setting you up in a surveillance office
就在德.卢卡的办公室的街对面 across the street from De Luca's.
你可以接入他的电话线路... You'll be tapped into the same telecom trunk...
监听电话并截获所有进入他办公室的数据... and have access to voice and data coming into his office...
你的精彩程度也就这样了 and that is as sexy as it gets.
一个差错 One mistake,
核弹就会落入恐怖分子的手中 and we've got a nuclear bomb in the hands of terrorists.
你明白了吗？ Do you understand?
是的 Yes.
去找帕琼 里克，他会给你特殊装备 Go see Patrick. He's got special equipment for you.
哦天啊 Oh, my God.
你这是在干嘛？ What are you doing?
你想好你的间谍名字了吗？ Did you come up with your spy name yet?
我会叫安博.瓦伦丁 Mine would be "Amber Valentine."
听起来就像是个AV女优的名字 That sounds like you're an adult film star.
不，我用的是“取名公式” No, I did the spy name formula.
安博是我第一只宠物的名字 "Amber" was the name of my first pet,
瓦伦丁是我小时候住的那条街 and I grew up on Valentine Street.
那你为你的色情电影想好名字了吗？ That's how you come up with your porn name.
- 我以为你会那样给自己取间谍名字！ - 才不！ - I thought it was your spy name! - No!
你的叫啥？ What would yours be?
“米博.马丁.路德.金.朱尼尔.布瓦德” "Meatball Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard."
- 是吗 - 哇哦 - Yeah. - Wow.
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
我太激动了 This is so exciting!
你现在是间谍了！ You're a spy!
我知道！我知道！ I know! I know!
哦天啊！ Oh, my God!
你很快可以得到它们了！ You're gonna get one of those!
不，我不知道！ No, I'm not!
看看这个！ Look at that!
看着好高科技啊 That looks high-tech.
就像来到了未来 It's like the future.
- 帕特里克 - 苏珊 - Patrick. - Susan.
- 你好，帕特里克 - 是的 - Hey, Patrick. - Yes.
我收到伊莱恩的特别交代 I was given specific instructions by Elaine
将这些特制的设备交给你 to tailor these gadgets to you.
- 哇哦 - 哇哦，看看这块表 - Wow. - Wow, look at that watch.
他们都不是你的 These are not yours.
哦 Oh.
这不是口哨吗？ Is that a rape whistle?
伊莱恩希望你只携带这些... Elaine wanted you to only be carrying items
单身女性到欧洲旅行才会带的东西 a single woman travelling through Europe would have.
但她可以随便找家药店去买啊 But she could get that at any pharmacy.
那可不是这种口哨 Not this whistle.
当你吹这个口哨的时候 When you blow through this whistle,
就会飞出一个小毒镖 a small, poisonous dart flies out...
击中你的目标 neutralizing your target.
此外，只有你的指纹才能启动它 Also, it needs your fingerprints on it to work.
- 这...这真的非常棒 - 真的，太酷了 - That is really neat! - Stop it, that's amazing.
这真的超级酷！我喜欢！ That is really super cool! I love that!
这种抗菌喷雾剂可以冻结并且... This anti-fungal spray can freeze and disable...
搞瘫任何安全系统 any security system.
哇哦 Wow.
带着这种东西环游欧洲真是相当形象 That is quite an image to be carrying all over Europe.
它同时还是一个防狼喷雾 It's also a pepper spray.
那为啥，不直接做成防狼喷雾？ Why not just make it look like pepper spray?
这是个非常好的主意 That's a pretty good idea.
好吧，那就，下次吧 Well, next time.
我能等 I can wait,
如果你们要打印新包装的话 if you want to print up a new label.
不了，我还得再开一次打印机 No, I'd have to turn the printer on again.
我真的懒得那么做了 I don't really want to.
每一片都浸过三氯甲烷 Each of these are filled with chloroform.
哦，这真是，额...满满一大包的包痔疮湿巾 Wow, that is an unsettling amount of hemorrhoid wipes.
不禁让我好奇... Makes me kind of wonder...
用了以后那后面会怎么样？ what, exactly, is going on back there.
我不知道，我没有这方面的问题 I wouldn't know. I don't have that problem.
我就有这方面的问题吗 I don't have that problem.
如果你觉得自己中毒了... If you ever feel like you have been poisoned...
嚼一片就好 chew one of these.
是不是我做了什么让你不高兴了？ Have I done something to you to upset you?
都是些奇葩的主题 Because this is a peculiar theme.
最后，每个特工都有一块... Finally, every agent gets a night vision scope...
内置夜视仪的手表 hidden in their watch.
好的，我有研究过这东西，我甚至看过... I have heard about this. I've been looking...
哦，这是谁？ Oh. Who's that?
这是贝特.迈德尔和芭芭拉.赫希 That is Bette Midler and Barbara Hershey.
来自电影《海滩》 From Beaches.
猜一下我有多喜欢这《海滩》？ How much am I supposed to like Beaches?
如果你有这块手表我猜会相当喜欢 I would imagine a lot, if you have the watch.
- 嘿帕特，我在飞！ - 安东尼！ - Hey, Pat, I'm flying! - Anthony!
不要把那个电池浪费完了 Don't wear out the battery on that.
我能得到那玩意儿吗？ Am I getting that?
不，这是不可能的 No, you're not gonna get that.
我已经把你的东西都装好了。快换好衣服 I've already packed your bags. Hurry up and get dressed.
卡罗尔 詹金得马上到机场了 Carol Jenkins has to get to the airport immediately.
我还想说句话... And may I say...
我觉得你为了而国家献出自己的生命 I think it's very brave of you to sacrifice
真的很勇敢 your life for your country.
哦不是牺牲...我，我会回来的 I'm not sacrifi... I'm coming back.
拭目以待 Let's see.
嘿，帕特！我准备把这些家伙统统让屁给熏死 Hey, Pat! I'm gonna totally crop dust these guys.
加油吧，安东尼 Way to go, Anthony.
哦，请原谅 Oh, just pardon me.
哦，天呐。好像我拉裤子上了 Oh, God. I think I shit my pants.
你太让人吃惊了，苏珊 You look amazing, Susan.
我看起来就像某个搞同性恋的大姨妈 I look like someone's homophobic aunt.
哇哦 Wow.
请到Modiere酒店 Hotel Modiere, please.
这简直太激动了 This is so exciting.
哦 Ooh.
卢浮宫 The Louvre.
哇哦 Wow.
好美的酒店 That's a beautiful hotel.
不是这个吗？ Not that one?
我希望它就是，是那个吗？ I hope it's that. Is it that one?
不是？哦，也许下一次是 Nope. Oh... Maybe next time.
我们进入了一个...有点危险的区域 I think we're getting into a little dicier of an area.
哦，两个小杂种 Ooh. That's a little unsavory.
我认为我们大概得掉头往回开... I think we can probably go back towards...
到我的酒店 my hotel.
不不，不 No, no, no.
不，这个... No, this...
我不相信这个就是Modiere酒店 I don't believe this could be the Hotel Modiere.
是这，就是它 This is. Yes, it is.
哦大哥 Oh, man.
保持镇定，苏珊，好吗？ Keep it together, Susan, okay?
南希？ Nancy?
请回答我你能听到我 Please tell me you can hear me.
我在这里，我听到你了 I'm here. I've got you.
那就好 Okay.
有件事你听到会很高兴，那些蝙蝠终于走了 You'll be pleased to hear the bats have officially gone.
我们现在解脱了 We are now vermin free.
你找到你的枪了吗，卡罗尔？ Did you get your gun, Carol?
是的，还有别这么叫我了 Yes, and don't call me that.
哦天哪，吓死我了，我感觉心脏病都要发作了 Oh, my God. Cripes. I think I'm having a heart attack.
我做不了这些事，南希。法恩才是真正的间谍，我不是 I can't do this, Nancy. Fine was the real spy, not me!
别担心 Don't worry.
我与你同在，好吗？一切都会好起来 I'm here for you, okay? Everything is gonna be fine.
我会告诉你怎么做的，行吗？ I'm gonna talk you through this, all right?
戴上你的隐形相机，我想看看你的房间 Put your camera in. I want to see your room.
不，你还是别看了，这儿很烂 No, you don't. It's that bad.
有一种玛莎.斯图尔特崩溃般的感觉 Martha Stewart had a breakdown, kind of feel.
哦，哇哦 Oh. Wow.
看来他们把你安排在了一家“狗屎卡尔顿”了 Looks like they put you up in The Shitz-Carlton.
好好睡一觉，好吗？ Try and get some sleep...
然后明天早上我们开始第一个任务 and we'll get started first thing in the morning.
我不知道我见到瑞娜这贱人的时候我会干出啥事来 I don't know what I'm gonna do when I see that Rayna woman.
我要她死，就像她杀法恩那样 I want her dead for what she did to Fine.
好了，深呼吸 Okay. Deep breaths.
听我说。你没机会靠近她身边任何地方... Listen to me. You're not gonna get anywhere near her...
所以没什么好担心的 so there's nothing to worry about.
哦，天啊，真的？ Oh, God. Really?
伙计们！ Guys...
有只老鼠在我的乳沟上 there's a mouse on my tits.
我想你那里才是安全的 I think you're safer there.
- 好的，晚安 - 晚安 - All right. Good night. - Night.
呃！ Ah!
你能行的，苏珊，加油 You got this, Susan. Okay.
你是一个战士 You're a warrior.
你是个人形兵器，对吗？ You're a weapon. Okay?
- 别担心 - 看起来倒像是你让我担心了 - This is no sweat. - Looks like you're sweating to me.
老天！ Jesus!
你到我房间来做什么？ What are you doing in my room?
怎么，你是问我怎么进来这狗屎一样的烂房间吗？ What, how did I get into this shit-box hotel room?
因为我才是真正的间谍 Because I'm a real spy.
我以为你不干了 I thought you quit.
我们不得不阻止这桩核弹交易 We have to stop the sale of a nuclear bomb...
不过他们派的人看着就跟圣诞老人的傻逼老婆一样 and they send in someone who looks like Santa Claus' fucking wife.
你忘了，我才是个卧底 Did you forget? I am undercover,
因为你根本不应该在这里 because you're not supposed to be here.
我有个习惯，就是专门干那些别人说我办不到的事 I make a habit of doing things that people say I can't do.
闯过火海 Walk through fire...
蒙眼滑雪 water-ski blindfolded...
一大把年纪去学钢琴 take up piano at a late age...
我还要去干翻德.卢卡 and I'm gonna take down De Luca
瑞娜还有杜达耶夫 and Rayna and Dudaev...
而且我还要带回核弹 and I'm gonna get that bomb back.
那你为啥来关注我的事情？ Why do you even care what I do?
你真觉得你能胜任这个任务了吗 You really think you're ready for the field?
我曾经给自己用过心脏起搏器 I once used defibrillators on myself.
我还曾把玻璃碎片从我他妈的眼睛里拔出来 I've pulled shards of glass out of my fucking eye.
我还从摩天大楼跳下... I've jumped from a high-rise building...
只用一件雨衣当降落伞 using only a raincoat as a parachute...
在着陆时摔断两条腿 and broke both legs upon landing.
而且我还得假装 And I still had to pretend
我正在他妈的太阳马戏团里表演 I was in a fucking Cirque du Soleil show!
我还吞下一堆微型芯片 I've swallowed enough microchips
然后又把它们像屎一样拉出来 and shit them back out again...
再组装成一台电脑 to make a computer.
这胳膊，曾经被整只扯断 This arm has been ripped off completely...
然后又用这只他妈的手臂接回去 and reattached with this fucking arm.
我觉得这根本不可能 I don't know that that's possible.
我是说从医学角度来讲 I mean, medically.
在一次风险极大的暗杀行动中 During the threat of an assassination attempt...
我假扮的奥巴马，出席国会的时候 I appeared, convincingly, in front of Congress...
看上去非常有说服力 as Barack Obama.
脸有涂黑吗？ In blackface?
你接着扯 That's not appropriate.
我亲眼看着养育我的那对夫妻在货车里炸成碎片 I watched the couple that raised me explode in a van.
我还看着我最爱的马子，被扔到飞机外面 I watched the woman I love get tossed from a plane...
接着又撞到另一架飞机，半空中！ and hit by another plane, midair.
我把车从高速公路上 I drove a car off a freeway...
开到火车顶上 on top of a train...
然后我陷入火海 while I was on fire.
不是汽车！ Not the car.
是我着火 I was on fire.
天哪，你真够壮烈 Jesus, you're intense.
这是从你的迷你冰箱拿的 I took this from your minibar.
好吧，这么做是不对的 Well, that's not right.
你会搞砸这个任务 You're gonna ruin this mission.
不，你才会搞砸这个任务 No, you're gonna ruin this mission!
不 No.
是你 You are.
不，你才是 No, you're going to!
是你，你的次数无穷大 You, times infinity.
噢... Aw...
还有哪个酒店比这里更容易被谋杀？ Could this hotel be more murder-y?
好了，我的办公室就在这喽 Okay, so my office is in here...
也就说德.卢卡的办公室 which means that De Luca
就在对面那条街的39号... is right across the street at 39...
哦天哪，告诉我这不是德.卢卡德的房子？ Oh, God. Tell me that's not De Luca's building?
德.卢卡肯定是知道我们要来了 De Luca must have known we were coming.
现在我该怎么办？ What am I supposed to do now?
好了，不要慌 Okay, don't panic.
学会苦中作乐。保持镇定，我们能行的 Lemonade out of lemons. Stay focused. We can do this.
打扰一下
是哪天着的火？
昨晚，火势挺大
你看
我能看下吗？
当然，当然
这人住这条街上吗？
不，我不认识他
好的，收到了 Okay, I've got it.
我会在系统上搜一下，这需要花费几分钟 I'll run it through the system. It will take a few minutes.
什么都没发现 Nothing's coming up.
也许只是一个围观群众 Might just be a looky-loo.
好吧，继续找 Keep looking.
我觉得这家伙有问题 I've got a feeling about this guy.
我倒是觉得你会把这他妈的任务搞砸 I've got a feeling you're about to fuck things up.
哦，拿根鱼竿操死我吧，是福特 Oh, bugger me with a fish pole. It's Ford.
莎伦，福特在执行任务，你知道这事吗？ Sharon, Ford's in the field. Did you know this?
得等他回来报道，不然我什么也做不了 Until he checks in, there's nothing I can do.
你找几个基佬快活去吧，别跟着我！ You go make some friends, and stop stalking me!
你的任务难道就是去打草惊蛇 Was it your mission to tip off the target
让他烧了房子里的一切东西？ so he burns everything in advance?
如果是的，那干的漂亮，了不起 If so, well done. Phenomenal job.
我肯定他们已经起疑心了，因为他们看到了你在这晃来晃去 I'm sure they got suspicious because they've been seeing you all over the place!
你迟早会把你自己害死 You're gonna get yourself killed.
我是杀不死的 Nothing kills me.
我对179种不同的毒药免疫 I'm immune to 179 different types of poison.
我之所以知道是因为我曾一次性全喝过... I know, because I ingested them all at once...
当时我正卧底在一个隐藏很深的... when I was deep undercover...
制毒犯罪组织 in an underground, poison-ingesting crime ring.
- 哇哦 - 就像斗狗一样 - Wow. - It was like dog fighting.
但不是像狗一样在战斗 But instead of dogs fighting,
而是喝毒药比赛 it was humans ingesting poison...
有钱人会下注 and rich people would bet...
赌我们谁会活谁会死 whether we would live or die.
我很难相信你扯的这些事 Yeah, I'm having a hard time with this one.
我死了5分钟，然后又活了过来 I died for five minutes, and then I came back to life.
吹什么牛？ What's he wear--?
他以为他在演《报童传奇》吗？ He looks like he's in the cast of Newsies.
克罗克知道你在这里吗？ Does Crocker even know you're here?
我拯救国家 I don't need anyone's permission
不需要任何人的批准 to save the country...
我还要为最亲爱的战友，布拉德利.法恩报仇 and avenge my dear friend Bradley Fine's death.
你貌似从来没有喜欢过他 You didn't even like him.
你以前还叫他“比佛利.娘炮”！ You used to call him "Beverly Whine"!
当年你作为他的神秘圣诞老人结果你却送他卫生巾 You had him as Secret Santa and you gave him tampons!
这就是所谓的男人之间的战争 It's called the rivalry of men.
你是不会懂的 You wouldn't understand.
除非你有根这样的棍子，在你裙子下面 Unless you've got a dong up underneath that skirt.
好了，你个下流胚子别再说棍子 That is super rude, and don't say "dong"...
也别做这种手势 and don't do that!
当我不想被看到时，就没人能看得见了我 Nobody sees me when I don't want them to.
我动起来就像个他妈的幽灵 I move like a fucking shadow.
不好意思，先生！
他整个就是一流氓 He's gone all sorts of rogue.
莎伦说他真的辞职了。伊莱恩也没法阻止他了 Sharon says he really did quit. Elaine couldn't stop him.
他离开去复仇了 He's out for blood.
是啊，一个真正的硬汉，还有他的LV背包 Yeah, real tough guy in his Louis Vuitton backpack.
南希，你看到了吗？ Nancy, do you see that?
看火灾的那个男人 It's the man from the fire.
我要跟着他 I'm following him.
哦，好激动 Oh. Exciting!
我跟踪你，你跟踪他 And I'm following you, following him,
所以此刻我真地很享受 so I'm having quite a day, here.
你认为福特是在诱他到陷阱吗？ Do you think Ford's leading him into a trap?
这笨蛋根本不知道他被人跟踪了 Idiot doesn't even know he's being followed.
好吧，他跟一个女人见面了 He's meeting with some woman.
我不认识她.你知道她是谁吗？ I don't recognize her. You have any idea who she is?
不，认不太出 No, it's hard to make out.
你能再靠近一点吗？ Can you get any closer?
南希，我们的目标... Nancy, our guy just switched out
把瑞克.福特的背包调换了。这是个陷阱 Ford's backpack. It's a setup.
呃... Uh...
我必须去警告他 I gotta go warn him!
福特！福特！ Ford! Ford!
当心一点，我要过去！ Look out! I gotta get through!
我把我的孩子忘在店里了！ I left my baby in the shop!
让一让！让我出去，我有传染病！ Get out of the way! Let me through, I'm sick!
苏珊，告诉他们你把屎拉在裤子上了 Susan, tell them you've shat your pants.
要是我一定会离你远点的，我打包票 That would get me out of your way, for sure.
我把屎拉在裤子上了！ I've shat my pants!
打扰了，福特！ Excuse me. Ford!
他有一个同伙 He's got a friend.
大家好！ Hello, everybody!
举起手来！
一起跳舞！
福特！ Ford!
我需要你的麦克风！ I need the mic!
不！我要... No! I need--
不！ No!
不不不! No, no, no!
苏珊，你打算加入他们吗 Susan, you're meant to be blending in.
你在做什么？ What are you doing?
天！让开！ God! Move!
瑞克.福特！ Rick Ford!
把话筒给我！ Give me the mic!
你穿着高跟鞋是怎么做到的？ How are you doing this in heels?
天啊 Oh, God.
瑞克.福特！ Rick Ford!
他们调换了你的背包！ They switched the bag!
哦，操！ Oh, fuck.
都他妈给我让开！ Get out of the fucking way!
走开！ Move!
别挡他的道！ Get out of his way!
走开！ Move!
哦，不 Oh, no.
南希，我要去追这个恐怖分子！ Nancy, I'm in pursuit of one of the terrorists!
他拍了我的照片，会暴露我的身份！ He took my picture! He's gonna blow my cover!
你去追捕？ You're in pursuit?
如果你抓到他你打算怎么办？ What in God's name are you gonna do if you catch him?
用榔头敲死他吧！我不知道！ Knock him out with a hemorrhoid wipe. I don't know!
我会一直跟踪和报告他的位置的 I'm just gonna track him and report his location.
我无法接受你这种性感的身姿 This all seems very Rick Ford-y to me.
虽然很有瑞克.福特的味道 I do not condone these sexy
但是你的行为太鲁莽了，苏珊 but reckless actions of yours, Susan!
天哪，他进入了一栋大楼 Oh, God. He went into a building.
好的 Okay.
做得好，就这样吧。现在是时候收工了 Well done. That's it. Time to call it a day.
位置被正式记下了 Location is officially noted.
我要跟着他进去 I'm following him in.
什么？ What?
我是为了法恩 I'm doing this for Fine.
他爬到楼梯顶部了 He's at the top of the stairs.
哦天哪，千万小心 Oh, gosh, please be careful.
你非常的不自量力 You are incredibly out of your league.
这就好像我在看自己拍的性爱视频 This is just like when I watched myself in a sex tape.
会有很多淫荡和可笑的瞬间 There was just a lot of floundering and laughable moments.
南希，在我问你话之前，我需要你安静 Nancy, I need you to not talk until I ask you to.
抱歉，只是我真的很紧张 I'm sorry, it's just that I'm really nervous.
小心，苏珊 Be careful, Susan.
好的 Okay.
哦，嗨 Oh, hey.
想不到在这里遇到你 Imagine running into you up here.
我只是在找我的鸟。只是在找... I was just looking for my bird. Just looking...
嘿，憨豆先生！ Hey, Mr. Beanbag!
你喜欢鸟吗？ You like birds?
好吧，好吧 All right. All right.
让我来给你一个警告 I'm gonna give you a warning.
我不想再看到那种有趣的炸弹背包,你懂了吗？ I don't wanna see any more of that funny bomb stuff, you know?
好了，结束了 All right. That's enough.
放下刀子，否则我开枪了 Drop the knife, or I'll shoot.
我不认为你会 I don't think you will.
要知道，只有你枪里有子弹它才会更有威胁 You see, it works better when you have the bullets inside the gun.
糟糕 Oops.
我猜想，大概是中情局的训练已经大不如前了 I guess that CIA training isn't what it used to be.
你猜对了，蠢货！ I guess you're right, asshole.
不，不，不！ No, no, no!
哦天啊！ Oh, God!
哦苏珊，你做了什么？ Oh, Susan, what did you do?
哦天哪！别到他身上 Oh, God, not on him.
别到他身上！ Not on him!
哦天啊，我干嘛要吃那份炖肉？ Oh, God, why did I have that stew?
看来，瑞娜的人显然知道福特在巴黎 Well, Rayna's people obviously knew Ford was in Paris.
而且CIA特工 And getting footage...
在公众场所引爆炸弹的视频 of a CIA operative setting off a bomb in public...
可能会吸引到任何一个恐怖组织 would be a PR coup for any terrorist group.
我们有那个见他的女人的资料吗？ Do we have anything on that woman he met?
面部识别查不到任何信息 Facial recognition isn't showing anything.
他们会全面监视福特，你能够追踪到他吗？ They were all over Ford. Are you able to track him?
该死的的福特在巴黎一直关着定位系统 Goddamn Ford is still off the grid in Paris.
我知道，因为他不断地在尝试 I know because he keeps trying
通过网络黑进我们的系统 to hack into our system for intel.
他就像一只在院子里被松开的狗，只不过... He's like a dog that gets loose from his yard...
在他穿过街坊的同时，还到处交配 and keeps humping and shitting his way
到处拉屎 through the neighborhood.
也许能更简单，只要... Would be a lot easier if...
哦，天呐！ Oh, my God!
哦！ Oh!
好吧 Okay.
福特的更大 Ford's is bigger.
真让人恶心 This is uncomfortable.
他们干嘛老指着它？我们又不是看不到 Why do they always point at it? We can see it.
可他还是挂了，不是吗？啊...挺可惜的 He's dead though, isn't he? Aw. That's a waste.
哦天，这有段视频 Oh, God. A video.
我只能想像到内容会是什么 I can only imagine what this is.
你要确保用相机记录一切事情 You get everything on camera.
请离开酒店 Base out of the hotel,
并且袭击之后再回来 and go back there after the attack.
我要带雷纳多去罗马 I'll take Renaldo to Rome.
“雷纳多”？ "Renaldo."
我们有关于这个名字的记录吗？ Do we have a record of anyone with that name?
- 据我所知没有 - 尼古拉 - Not that I'm aware of. - Nicola.
你在听我说吗？ Are you listening to me?
我在测试相机 I was just testing the camera.
停下，去找到福特！ Stop it! Find Ford!
- 哇哦 - 哦... - Wow. - Oh...
见鬼，这家伙发什么神经？ Come on, what is wrong with this person?
哦，该死的 Oh, damn it.
好了，屏幕定住了。加油 Well, now the screen's frozen. Hang on.
快点，别搞暂停 Come on, not the hourglass.
库珀，把那该死的相机放下来 Cooper, put down the goddamn camera.
南希，你能找到法恩 Nancy, can you pull up
在柏伊诺办公室的第一视角影像吗？ Fine's POV cam from Boyanov's office?
注意看桌上放着的那些照片 Look on the desk. There's some photos there.
看看能不能找到他站在一辆车旁边的照片 See if you find one of him standing next to a car.
雷纳尔多是一辆劳斯莱斯 Renaldo is a Rolls-Royce.
入侵车上的跟踪系统 Hack into the Rolls' tracking system.
这辆车是魅影 That car is a Wraith,
所以它有卫星辅助变速系统 so it has a satellite-aided transmission.
然后进入到柏伊诺的信号 Then tap into Boyanov's feed.
他的GPS会立刻告诉你 His GPS should tell you
德.卢卡当前在罗马的确切位置 exactly where De Luca is in Rome, right now.
我这就去机场 I'm gonna head to the airport.
不用了，库珀， Forget it, Cooper.
你现在马上回来 You're coming back immediately.
夫人，我真的认为我能做到 Ma'am, I really think I can do this.
而且我不是一个吹牛的人 And I'm not one to toot my own horn,
但是你知道么，我现在要吹一次 but you know what? I'm gonna toot...
然后还想说，我刚刚救了很多人 and say that I just saved a lot of people.
我们离抓到瑞娜和核弹已经很接近了 We are so close to getting Rayna and that bomb.
掀起角落里的地毯 Pull back the rug in the corner.
哦... Oh...
你就会有一个新的身份 You'll be given a new identity.
哦，谢天谢地 Oh, thank God.
噢！不！ Oh, no!
你的名字叫佩尼.摩根 Your name is Penny Morgan.
你是一名来自爱荷华州的离婚妇女 You're a divorced housewife from Iowa.
你是你们州销售玫琳凯产品 You've sold more Mary Kay products...
业绩最好的人 than anyone else in your state...
你把奖励给你的车 and you've traded in the free car you've won...
换成了一趟欧洲之旅 to fund a trip through Europe.
我的爱好是纸模和刺绣 My hobbies are decoupage and needlepoint.
我喜欢收藏...瓷娃娃 I collect porcelain dolls...
并且我是埃姆斯花园俱乐部的副经理 and I'm the vice president of the Ames Garden Club.
我就不能是总经理？ I couldn't even be president?
干脆写我嫁给一个瓷娃娃得了 Maybe I should just be married to one of the dolls...
这样的补充说明不是更好 just to make it extra sad.
10只猫？为什么我有10只猫？ Ten cats. Why do I have ten cats?
这不犯法吗？ Is that even legal?
法恩他一般是扮演商人 Fine always got to be a businessman.
有一次他甚至是一个赛车手 One time he was a race car driver.
好吧，这就是那10只猫吧 Well, there's the ten cats.
就差一件衬衣，上面写着 Just missing a shirt that says
“我从来没感受过男人触摸” I've never felt the touch of a man.
哦，库珀，你说得对 Cooper, you're right.
你在那里做的非常好 You did good work back there.
避免了一场大暴乱 That would have been a real mess.
谢了，夫人 Thank you, ma'am.
你还是给了我一个“猫婶”的身份 You still went with the cat lady.
那东西早就在地板底下了 It was already in the floor.
啊 Ah.
罗马 意大利
嗨美女，你好啊
很好，这会让我建立自信 Great, that's a real confidence builder.
你找到德.卢卡了吗？ Did you find De Luca?
他正在Magestic酒店 He's been at the Majestic Hotel,
但他刚刚离开了，往... but he's just left, heading...
南去了,知道吗？ south, okay?
我会指引你到他那 I'll guide you to him.
我派了一个助手开车送你 I've sent an ally to drive you.
伊莱恩说不用太花哨，所以我就找了个土包子 Elaine said nothing fancy, so I've gone with earthy.
喔，哇哦 Ooh. Whoa.
你是想停车吗？ You wanna stop the car?
去你妈的！
嗨 Hi.
欢迎
嗨！ Hey!
嘿，美人
哇哦 Oh.
欢迎来到罗马！ Welcome to Roma!
谢谢你 Thank you.
我叫奥尔多 I'm Aldo.
就是那个在美国商场随处可见的鞋子名牌 Like the shoe store found in American malls.
我叫佩妮，就像“一美分”那个佩妮 I'm Penny, like the penny.
就像“一美分”！ Like a penny!
也许是我喜欢的加了伏特加的“佩妮”（一种通心粉） Or like penne alla vodka!
好吧 Okay.
你刚才是在捏我屁股吗？ Did you just grab my butt?
是啊 Yes.
来吧，我带你去找德.卢卡 Come. We need to get you to De Luca.
我的亲娘嘞！ Jiminy Christmas!
哦，老天！ Oh, my God!
- 别怕，有我呢 - 啊！ - Don't worry, I have you! - Ah!
奥尔多，开慢点！ Aldo, slow down!
南希，你确定这二货是特工吗？ Nancy, are you sure this guy is even an agent?
当然了，他是最顶级的！ Absolutely. He's the best!
已经有一些投诉指控他了 There have been some complaints filed against him.
看路啊！看路啊！ Watch the road, watch the road!
看着路啊！哦老天爷！ Watch the road! Oh, my God!
看着路！ Watch the road!
哇哦，奥尔多玩的很嗨皮啊 Wow, Aldo is making great time.
看着点车子！
没路了！ A dead end!
这尼玛不对路子吧！ This can't be right!
哦我的天！ Oh, my God!
啊！天哪！ Ah! God!
迷人的女士，我们到了 Intriguing lady, we are here.
现在，你赶紧走... Now, you must go...
因为我怕我要是再多看一会 because I fear if I stare
你那美丽的蓝眸... into your beautiful green eyes a moment longer...
我会坠入爱河 I will fall in love.
哦，我已经掉下去了 Oh! Too late.
天啊，你这套成功过吗？ My God, does that ever work?
我就当你是... I will take that as...
那是不可能的 That's a "no."
不行，就当那是拒绝吧 A "no." Take that as a "no."
嘿，美女
我看到你翘起拇指了，我搭顺风车吗？
你刚刚还在勾引我 You were just hitting on me.
- 我喜欢有机会就上。 - 好吧，祝你好运 - I like to play the odds. - Yeah. Well, good luck.
这是我的手机号码 Here is my phone number.
记下它，然后烧掉 Memorize it, then burn it.
我们现在要对付的这些家伙，他们很喜欢... These people we are dealing with, they like to...
怎么说呢？干灭门的事 How you say? Murder entire families.
你有什么要给我的吗？ Do you have something for me?
我有什么东西要给你？ Do I have something for you?
你是想从我身上得到什么吗？ Would you like something from me?
我不是那意思 Not that.
那你想要我给你什么？ What do you want from me?
你应该有一封里面装着我的枪的信封 You're supposed to have an envelope with my gun in it.
我身上没带枪 I don't have a gun.
我只有一把看到你就会硬的枪 I am just aroused from looking at you.
开个玩笑 It was joke.
真的没有枪 There is no gun.
他们说你用不着那玩意儿的 They said you would no longer be needing one.
祝你好运！ Good luck!
再见！ Ciao!
真恶心，佩佩.乐.皮尤不能联系到吗？ Good gravy. Was Pepe Le Pew not available?
哦，不要抱怨，苏珊 Stop complaining, Suzie.
你被摸的次数比我这几天加起来的都多 You're getting more action than I have had in days.
不，是几个月 Months.
是好几年，3年零40天 Years. Three years and 40 days.
你有德.卢卡的新动态吗？ Do we have an update on De Luca?
是的，他现在应该正要... Yes, he should be pulling up...
停车 right about now.
哦，哇哦，他真性感 Oh, wow. He is hot.
我不想骗你，我想我没办法再保持立场了 I'm not gonna lie to you. I don't think I can be objective anymore.
我要支持他，我希望他才是赢家 I'm rooting for that guy. I want him to win.
我开玩笑的苏珊，别去打小报告 I'm joking, Susan. Don't report me.
他真猥琐 He's handsy.
让我们到你身后的面包店扎营吧 Let's set up camp in the pastry shop behind you.
根据奥尔多的情报，德.卢卡会在赌场过夜 According to Aldo, De Luca spends all night in the casino.
我要进去了，南希 I'm going in, Nancy.
苏珊，你得听伊莱恩的 Susan, you heard Elaine.
只能跟踪和汇报，不能接触 Track and report. No contact!
我要在里面跟踪德.卢卡，我会汇报的 I'll track De Luca inside, then I'll report.
要是他主动跟我联系 And if he initiates contact with me...
- 我会献身的 - 苏珊！ - I'll just go with it. - Susan!
你的“猫婶”打扮不适合在那种地方 Your "cat lady" look is not gonna fit in in there.
你说的对，佩妮.摩根要烧掉她的“猫T恤” That's why Penny Morgan is gonna burn her cat T-shirt...
并且要花掉卖玫琳凯赚的钱 and spend some of that Mary Kay money.
你就是个流氓大妈！ This is full-blown rogue!
耶，我就是主角 * Yeah, I'm a diva
混迹俱乐部，不依赖任何人 * Living in the club I don't need nobody
我的事情我作主 * I'm doing my own thing
我的动力就是聚会 * All I really want to do is party
嘿，看着很漂亮！
嘿，你太漂亮了！
你们这群小屁孩好坏 You guys are terrible!
我真希望德.卢卡还在那，见识见识你的风骚 I really hope De Luca is still in there, for your sake.
还有，他们不会给你报销的 And they're not gonna reimburse you for all that.
你应该去地摊上买，苏珊 You should have gone to cheaper stores, Susan.
好了，我要挂了，南希 Okay, I'm going offline, Nancy.
等等，等等！ No, wait!
苏珊！ Susan!
哇，晚上好，小弟弟们！ Well, buongiorno, boys!
如果我10分钟还没走出来就说明我把这赌场赢下来了 If I'm not out in 10 minutes, it's because I won the place.
让我摸摸有个好运 Let me just rub that for luck.
哦，这油...真是个油光发亮的头 Oh, that's an oily scalp.
我很抱歉，但我必须得登记一下 I'm sorry, but I have to check you in.
- 你的名字，谢谢 - 佩妮.摩根 - Your name, please? - Penny Morgan.
我..我没有在名单上看到你，非常抱歉 I don't see you on the list. I'm so sorry.
她跟我一起的 She's with me.
亲爱的 Darling.
你迟到了，你的样子... You're late. The way you look...
让我觉得值得等待。来吧 I'd say it was more than worth the wait. Come.
- 我们去喝点酒 - 噢 - Let's get a drink. - Ow. Ow.
多么绅士啊 Such a gentleman.
你今晚看起来简直美翻了，亲爱的 You look absolutely stunning tonight here, darling.
你他妈的到这儿来干什么，混蛋？ What the fuck are you doing in here, arsehole?
语气变得倒快，嗯？ That's quite a tone change, isn't it?
你到这又是干嘛来了？ What are you doing in here?
你现在纯粹是在害我露馅 You are completely compromising me right now.
哦，我害你露馅？真他妈逗 I'm compromising you? Fucking hilarious.
你引起骚乱了 You were about to cause a scene
就因为你试图进入这个该死的地方 trying to get into this fucking place.
对我信任点，你想要我怎么做？ Give me a little credit. What do you think I'm gonna do?
难道要我边跑边这样喊：“我是个疯婆子” Run over there and be like, "Hey, I'm a crazy lady!
“自助餐在哪？我来自乡下！” "Where's the buffet? I'm from the Midwest.
“蓝人乐团在哪？” "Where's Blue Man Group?"
好了，我不是傻子，福特！你才是个蠢货！ I am not an idiot, Ford. You are an idiot.
你不应该在这个赌场 You should not be in this casino...
因为德.卢卡在这，而且我需要接近他 because De Luca is here and I need to get close to him.
好，那你打算怎么做？你怎么接近他，库珀？ How you gonna do that? How you gonna do that, Cooper?
你要去勾引他吗？ What, are you gonna seduce him?
这就是你他妈的大计划？ That your big fucking plan?
没错，如果就是这样呢？ Yeah, what if it is?
为什么你这么难以置信？ Why is that so hard to believe?
因为你看起来就像一个婚礼乐队上吹长笛的 Because you look like a flute player in a wedding band.
这就是他妈的原因！ That's fucking why!
老子来这是要搞定德.卢卡的 I'm here to take De Luca out.
哦，听着倒不错！我希望你有那个狗屎运 Ooh. It sounds romantic. I hope you get lucky!
去他妈的，如果老子想听起来浪漫... God damn it, if I was trying to sound romantic...
你就会在躺地板上，浑身湿透喘不过气来... you'd be lying on the floor, soaking wet and breathless...
还在好奇你身上发生了什么 wondering what came over you.
但是老子不会！所以给我滚一边去！ But I'm not, so get the fuck out of my way!
我需要你冷静一下，哥们，好吗？ I need you to rein it in, buddy, okay?
如果你干掉了德.卢卡，我们就没机会抓住瑞娜了 If you take out De Luca, we don't have a shot at getting Rayna.
所以降一降你那5千度的火气！ So take it down, like, 5,000 notches!
降一降是吧，那你把... Take it down? That's how you get
钋-210放进你的酒里试试 polonium-210 slipped into your drink...
老子在重症监护室里躺了18个月 and go 18 months in intensive care
就是因为辐射中毒 for radiation poisoning...
老子眼睛瞎了6个月... and go six months without eyesight...
期间我最爱的女人一个一个被干死！ while everybody you've ever loved is gunned down!
是吗？你最爱的女人... Really? Everybody that you love
每个人都被干死，只有你活下来了？ has been gunned down, and just you survive?
你有没有想过，也许... Did you ever think that maybe
你爱的那些女人不是被人干死的 everybody you love is not being killed...
而是她们自杀的 but they're killing themselves
因为你没法再带给她们做女人的快乐？ because they can't stand to be around you?
这真的是一个生死攸关的地方 This shit's the real deal, life and death.
这是，执行任务 This, the field...
比坐在你那他妈的屏幕前搜索狗屎玩意儿 is a hell of a lot different than sitting behind your fucking monitor...
要凶险多了 googling shit.
离我远点，福特 Stay away from me, Ford.
还有别让德.卢卡看到你 And do not let De Luca see you.
顺便说一句，我都能看到你的枪 And by the way, I can see your gun
从你屁眼里面伸出来 sticking out of your back pocket.
除非你违反自然规律，你有第二根JJ... Unless you're so extreme that you've got a second dick...
长在你屁眼上！ coming out of your hip!
你好 Konnichiwa.
夫人，这些座位被预定了 Ma'am, these seats are reserved.
那当然 Of course they are.
我得请您去外面等着 I'm gonna have to ask you to wait outside.
好的，完全可以 Yes, absolutely.
不，另一头门吗？ Nope, not a door?
我知道的，当然是另一头门啦 I knew that. Of course it's not a door.
这种事常常发生吧 It probably happens all the time.
- 从来没有发生过 - 好吧 - It's never happened before. - Okay.
- 夫人 - 嗯？ - Ma'am. - Yes.
到这儿就可以了，请不要再到处跑了 Now, right here is okay. No more exploring, please.
好的，美女 Okay. Lovely.
德.卢卡先生给您的 From Mr. De Luca.
南希？ Nancy?
苏珊？天哪，嗨！ Susan. Oh, my God! Hi!
我发现她了 I found her.
我发现瑞娜了，她跟德.卢卡在一起 I found Rayna. She's with De Luca.
你做到了！ You did it!
很出色的跟踪和汇报，夫人 Excellent tracking and reporting, madam.
天哪！ Oh, my God.
刚刚有人把东西倒在她酒里了 Somebody just put something in her drink.
倒了什么？是毒药吗？ What is it? Is it poison?
我可不认为是用来补充纤维的 I don't think it's a fiber supplement.
她可是杀了法恩，南希 She killed Fine, Nance.
我真的巴不得看着她现在就死 I could really enjoy just watching her die right now.
只可惜她是唯一知道核弹在哪的人 She's the only one who knows where the bomb is...
这样一来杜达耶夫也无法得到核弹了 so Dudaev would never get his hands on it.
哦天哪，苏珊 Oh, God, Susan.
你打算怎么做？ What are you gonna do?
打扰一下，夫人 Excuse me, ma'am.
嗨，你能说英语吗？ Hi, do you speak English?
因为我觉得有人放了迷奸药在你鸡尾酒里 Because I think somebody just put a roofie in your cocktail.
你确定不是你放的？ Are you sure it wasn't you?
啥？不，老天，这怎么可能！ What? No! God, I would never!
你能指出是谁做的吗？ Could you point the man out?
他刚刚从那道门闪出去了 He just kind of zipped out that door.
戴着一个紫色的蝴蝶领结 He's wearing a purple bowtie.
谢谢你，你是...？ Thank you, Miss...
哦，佩妮.摩根 Oh. Penny. Morgan.
不过不用客气，真的 But it's no trouble, really.
我认为我们女人之间应该互相照看 I think us ladies have to watch out for each other.
这种事情时常发生 This kind of thing happens all the time.
老是有人想要迷奸...你吗？ People often try to roofie you?
有一次，我向别人要了一片泰诺林（退烧药） Once, I asked someone for a Tylenol,
结果他给了我一片泰诺林PM（安眠药） and they gave me a Tylenol PM.
我不知道他的意图，但是... I'm not sure what their intentions were, but...
看样子他们似乎找到他了 It seems they may have found him.
你能跟我去指认他吗？ Would you come with me to identify him?
好，当然可以 Yes. Of course.
乐意效劳 I'm happy to help.
一塌糊涂 Holy shit.
我朋友说她看到你... My friend here said she saw you
放了点东西在我酒里 put something in my drink.
我根本不认识你们，好吗？ I don't know any of you people. Okay?
我只是来罗马出差 I'm just in Rome on business.
我正要回到我的酒店去睡觉 I was about to head back to my hotel and go to sleep.
很好，现在正是喝杯睡前酒的时候 Perfect. Just in time for a nightcap.
既然这酒没什么问题的话 Apparently, there's nothing wrong with it.
我不想喝你的酒 I don't want your drink.
操你丫的，瑞娜 Fuck you, Rayna.
嗯，味道不错 Mmm. Scrumptious.
看来，你被耍了 So, joke's on you.
操你丫！ Fuck you!
我昏迷了多久？ How long was I out?
你昏迷的时间都正好够我们笑话你了 You fainted just long enough for us to laugh at you.
发生了什么？ What happened?
刚才那一切只是梦 It was all a dream.
我开玩笑的，那男的喉咙都化了 I'm just kidding. A man's throat dissolved.
不好意思，通常我不是，你知道的... Sorry, I'm not usually, you know...
哦，谢谢，这... Oh, thank you. That's...
想不到这么有礼貌 surprisingly polite.
刚刚很抱歉 Sorry about that.
以往我见过很多事，只是... I've seen a lot of things in my day. I just haven't...
我完全没见过这种事 I have never seen that, exactly.
佩妮，你觉得有必要... Penny, do you feel the need
把你刚刚看到的告诉别人吗？ to tell anybody about what you just saw?
我不会跟任何人讲的 I'm not gonna tell anybody.
这混蛋咎由自取 That asshole got what he deserved.
第二次看到他我就知道，我心里想... I knew from the second I saw him, I thought...
“这家伙就不配有喉咙” "That guy doesn't deserve a throat."
所以，干的漂亮 So, good on you.
我想邀请你共进晚餐，以示感谢 I would like to take you to dinner to say thank you.
然后我们还得讨论一下你这件难看的礼服 And we must discuss this hideous dress.
它太滑稽了 It's just hysterical.
哦很好，这正是我所期望的 Oh, good, that's what I was hoping for.
哦，顺便说一下... And by the way...
克里斯托按理应该在酒吧照看我 Hristo was supposed to be looking after me at the bar...
确保没有人会在我酒里下东西 and making sure nobody put anything in my drinks.
我得给他们一个谈话的空间 They'll give him a talking-to.
很公平，可能会扣他一天工资 Seems fair. Maybe dock him a day's wage.
或者在他头上开一枪 Or shoot him in the head.
这一向管用 That always works.
罗马真是个神奇的... Rome is quite amaz...
- 罗马是最糟糕的 - 是啊 - Rome is the worst. - Yes.
太无聊太俗了 So boring and tacky.
我很高兴我们终于有人说话了 I'm so glad one of us finally said it.
有口红粘你的牙齿上了 You have lipstick on your teeth.
是吗？ Really?
看起来就像你刚吃了一盒蜡笔 Looks like you ate a box of crayons.
该死的 Damn it.
东西到了 Here we are.
当我们坐下的时候这些东西就应该端上来 These should have been brought out when we first sat down.
我就是这么想的 That's exactly what I was thinking.
到目前为止我对你们的服务感到非常失望 So far, I'm riddled with disappointment at the service.
非常抱歉，夫人，我为此道歉 So sorry. Signora, I apologize.
我之前有一次看见有人把这个给... I once saw someone eat...
吃了下去... one of these before.
这...有点怪 This is... strange.
你经常把你的食物撕成小碎块吗？ Do you always tear your food up into little pieces?
你看上去就是一只松鼠 You look like a squirrel.
我只是看看它够不够黏 I was just checking for the consistency.
嗯 Mmm.
你的吃相就像孩子一样 You eat like a baby.
谢谢 Thank you.
那么，你们想看看葡萄酒酒单吗？ So, do you like to have a look at the wine list?
好的，佩妮，你点吧 Yes. Penny, you can order.
好的，哦！ Okay. Oh!
还挺沉 Has some heft.
好吧 Okay.
我想来点红的 I'm feeling a red.
红色的，有点混杂的... Kind of a red. I like a lot of noise.
喝起来有点... I like a little bit of...
像有树皮的感觉 kind of a barky finish.
我更喜欢白的... I tend to like a white...
带鹰嘴豆泥 with the grit of a hummus...
这个，当然，口感要淡 that's, of course, been thinned out.
就像是先在你舌尖上跳动... Just kind of jump up in the front of your palate...
然后滋溜一下入喉 and then rip back and sizzle.
如果我们在吃肉制品的话... Almost a mineral kind of dirt finish...
就来点净化的矿泉水。啊，在这，这个看起来... if we're having meat. Okay, here, this is looking...
不错。再带点... promising. Something with...
这种很容易让人想起烤面包... This one has nice hints of toast...
和山茱萸，对不对，嗯？ and dogwood, I assume? Hmm?
呃... Uh...
我就要这个“Sapori e Delizie”吧 I will have the Sapori e Delizie.
好的 Right.
这是餐厅的名字 That is the name of this restaurant.
对，我知道那个 Yes, I'm aware of that.
为什么你不能给我们一点... So, why don't you surprise us...
意料之外的惊喜呢？ with something that we don't know?
比如一瓶美味的酒 Like a delicious bottle of wine.
好的，抱歉，我5分钟后回来，好吗？ Right. Sorry, I will be back in five minutes, okay?
这年头找个好的服务真是太难了 So hard to get good help these days.
- 你发现了吗？我是发现了 Don't you find that? I find that.
我知道你们所有现役的特工 I know who all your active agents are.
这样，我一直觉得，呃... Okay, I'm sensing, uh...
我能重新来过吗？ Can I do a little do over?
我，呃... I, uh...
我真地不知道该怎么点酒品 I really don't know how to order wine.
我来自爱荷华州的一个小镇 I'm from a small town in Iowa.
攒了些钱才凑够这次罗马之旅 I saved up my money to come on this Rome trip.
我在的办公桌上有个小储钱罐 I had a little jar on my desk at work...
每个人都说：“你不可能攒足钱的” and everybody said, "You're never gonna make enough money."
可我做到了，也来了这儿 But I did, and I'm here.
然后遇见了你，可是我... And then I meet you, and I can't afford...
根本吃不起这种地方 to eat at a place like this,
虽然我想给你留下个好印象 and I'm just trying to impress you...
可还是搞砸了 and doing a really poor job of it.
果然不出我所料 I thought as much.
你身上廉价的晚礼服明眼人一瞧就破 Your cheap prom dress doesn't exactly scream sophistication.
哦 Oh.
是啊，我没有去舞会，所以大概... Well, I didn't go to prom, so maybe it is--
我小时候在保加利亚长大 When I was a little girl growing up in Bulgaria...
顺便说一下那是个很破的地方 which is the worst, by the way.
到处都是穷人，有口白菜帮子吃就不错了 Poor people everywhere and cabbages constantly cooking.
有一个女人被赶出她自己的家门 There was this woman who was kicked out of her house...
她失去了所有的钱 and she lost all her money.
甚至连自己的身体都卖不出去 She couldn't even sell her body.
于是她流落街头做了一名小丑 So she became a clown on the streets.
她用尽所有的技巧在泥地上表演 She would perform all her tricks standing in mud,
然后一直哭一直哭 and just cry and cry.
你让我想起了那个女人 You remind me of this woman.
听着呢，谢谢 Enjoy. Thank you.
我不知道是怎么回事，但是你的言行举止 I don't know what it is, but there's something about you.
比如昏迷，你说话的方式 The fainting, the way you talk...
糟糕的审美观 your terrible sense of style.
我是在一个很不错的店里... I did get this at quite a lovely--
一想到你为了来罗马 It makes me sad to think of you here
花光了所有的积蓄，我挺伤心的 spending all your savings on Rome.
走吧，我们去布达佩斯 Come on. We're going to Budapest.
布达佩斯？ Budapest?
我在那有点生意要处理 I have some business to finish there...
完事后无论在哪你都可以... and you can take my private jet when we're done...
搭我的私人飞机回家 anywhere you want to get home.
以此报答你救了我一命 My way of repaying you for saving my life.
好吧 Okay.
有什么问题吗？ Is there a problem?
不，没什么，我们走吧 No. Not at all. Let's go.
嘿！等等，怎么了？ Hey! Wait, what?
老子跟妹子聊天犯法了？ I'm just talking to the girl!
好了，咱别把事闹大了 Okay, okay. Let's not make a scene.
我还得回房间拿钥匙呢 Let me just get my room key out...
而且我还想拎上包顺便收拾一下东西 and I'll grab a bag and pack my things.
是苏珊，她在发信号 It's Susan. She's sending a code.
不用，我手下晚点会给带来 No, they can fly you back later.
“关”... "Shut...
如果你其它衣服都像这件的话... And if the rest of your clothes look like that dress...
“掉” "...down...
我还是派个人来替你烧了它们吧 ...I can send someone to burn them for you.
哈...哈 Ha-ha.
- “电源” - 真幽默！ - "...the power." - Quite a zinger!
关掉整个罗马赌场的电源 Shut down the power to the Casino Di Rome.
什么？ What?
好，那就关掉整个该死的电网，立刻！ Shut the entire bloody grid down, then! Now!
真是太棒了 That would be great.
请大家保持冷静，留在原地 Everybody, please remain calm and stay where you are.
哦，不！出什么事了？ Oh, no! What's happening?
这有我 I've got this.
刚才他妈的发生什么事了？ What the fuck just happened?
该死的 God damn it.
哦天哪！瑞娜！ Oh, my God! Rayna.
感谢上帝，还好你头发厚垫了一下 Thank God your hair broke your fall.
我也不知道发生了什么 I don't know what happened.
灯一下就灭了，我认为可能有人在抢劫 The lights were going out, and I don't know if it's a robbery.
你两个手下还撞上了我并把你碰倒了 Two of your guys slammed into me and took you down.
我觉得其中一个还摸了我的屁股 I think one of them touched my bottom.
我不知道是谁，但那手我确实感觉到了 I don't know which one, but I definitely felt a hand.
他们不会有事吧？ Are they gonna be okay?
我不会担心他们 I wouldn't worry about them.
他们的命运到此为止了 Their fate has just been sealed.
抱歉，你先走 Sorry. I'll let you go.
无耻！ Shame on you!
哇哦 Wow.
这真是一架豪华的飞机 This is a really jazzy plane.
是你的？ Is this yours?
它是我父亲的 It was my father's.
你以前从没坐过私人飞机吗？ You've never been on a private jet before?
哦没有 Oh, no.
不过我有一次被升级到豪华经济舱... I did get upgraded to premium economy once...
相当舒适 which was pretty plush.
豪华经济舱？ Premium economy.
听起来像是一个关牲口的棚子 Sounds like a pen for dirty animals.
对，可能吧 Yeah, probably.
但它肯定无法跟这比 But it was not quite like this.
谢谢 Thank you.
为什么你对我这么好？ Why are you being so nice to me?
该不是因为我让你想起那个... Can't just be because I remind you
悲惨的保加利亚小丑吧 of some sad Bulgarian clown.
你让我想起了我的母亲 You remind me of my mother.
哦 Oh.
是吗？ Really?
你要知道咱俩年龄相仿 You know that you and I are pretty close in age.
你真有趣 You're funny.
就像保加利亚的小丑 It's the Bulgarian clown in you.
- 好吧 - 她很了不起 - Okay. - She was marvelous.
但是她又与众不同 But she was different.
很古怪，跟你一样 Eccentric, like you are.
哦 Oh.
我看到你穿着这礼服 The moment I saw you standing there
站在那里的一刻... in that abortion of a dress...
哦...够了 Ah... Come on.
好像听你在说... ...it was as if to say...
“这是我的世界，虽然很丑，但这就是我” "This is what I've got, world. It's hideous, but it's mine."
这就是她 This was her.
哦，哇哦 Oh, wow.
嘿，你是怎么得到我照片的？ Hey, how'd you get that picture of me?
我看起来真迷人 I look amazing.
哈喽，我的翻版 Hello, doppelganger.
她是我唯一能信任的人 She was the only person I could ever trust.
好吧，为你妈妈 Well, here's to your mom.
为我母亲，还有你 To my mother. And to you.
也为你 And here's to you.
你也许还比不上猫头鹰那么聪明 You may never be as wise as an owl...
但你永远是我的鞭策者 but you'll always be a hoot to me.
这他妈是什么弱智的祝酒词 What a stupid fucking retarded toast.
- 你真讨人喜欢 - 你也是 - You're delightful. - As are you. 嗯... Mmm.
现在，你说咱们是上哪去来着？ Now, where did you say we were headed?
上哪？ Headed?
你说我们去哪儿？ Did you say where?
哦天啊 Oh, God.
“如果你觉得自己中毒了...” If you ever feel like you have been poisoned...
“嚼一片就好...” chew one of these.
“嚼一片就好” Chew one of these.
怎么回事？ What happened?
我还从来没见过有人跳起来... I've never seen somebody
去拿泻药的呢 dive for stool softener before.
这就是发生的事 That's one thing that happened.
你对我做了什么？ What did you do?
你给我下的药？ Did you drug me?
当然是我 Of course I did.
我告诉过你，我不会相信任何人 I told you, I can't trust anybody.
我不得不检查一下你的东西 I had to look through your things.
对了，告诉我... Anyway, tell me...
你是痔疮特别大 are your hemorrhoids particularly large,
还是仅仅只是顽固？ or just tenacious?
别再发短信！ Stop texting!
我没发短信，如果你非要知道 I'm not texting, if you must know.
我正在玩糖果传奇，而且我刚玩到95关 I'm playing Candy Crush and I just made level 95.
天哪，这也太粗暴了！ God, that is so rude!
天哪，科林，你他妈这是干什么？ Jesus, Colin, what the fuck are you doing?
我很抱歉，瑞娜，但是计划有变 I'm sorry, Rayna, but there's been a change of plans.
谁雇佣你的，科林？ Who paid you off, Colin?
科林8个月前就不在这工作了 Colin hasn't worked here for, like, eight months.
我是弗雷德里克 I'm Fredrick.
这就是你这么做的原因吗？ Is that why you're doing this?
就因为我没记住你那该死的名字？ Because I don't remember your fucking name?
我只能说有些人真地... Let's just say there's some people
很想要你卖的东西 who really want what you're selling.
你可以不用这么做 You don't have to do this.
我可以给你荣华富贵的生活，科... I can give you a very comfortable life, Col...
呃... Um...
你又忘了我的名字了，是吧？ You forgot my name again, didn't you?
- 不，我没有 - 是吗？ - No, I didn't. - Yeah.
你叫... It's...
别再说他妈的科林 Don't say fucking Colin.
我操，我才不在乎你名字叫什么 Fuck! I don't give a shit what your name is.
你他妈就是我的一名手下！ You're the fucking help!
得了吧，科林，斯坦和我已经把它卖给... Nice try, Colin... but Stan and I already sold it to...
是弗雷德里克！ It's Fredrick!
弗雷德里克！ Fredrick!
抱歉小姐，但是他们只付我一... Sorry, lady, but they only paid me for one...
嗷！ Ow!
不是吧！ Come on!
瑞娜！去驾驶舱把飞机拉平！ Rayna! Go to the cockpit and level us out!
搞得好像我他妈会开飞机似得！ Like I know how to fly a fucking airplane!
这真神奇 That was weird.
啊！ Ah!
你想怎么吹就怎么吹，女人 Blow that thing all you want, lady.
是吗？为什么你不给我吹，科林 Yeah? Why don't you blow me, Colin.
嗷！我是...弗雷德里克 Ow! It's Fredrick.
啊！ Ah!
哦，真他妈倒霉！ Oh, for fuck's sake!
我搞定了 I got it.
我知道该怎么做了 I know what to do.
- 你还好吗？ - 不好！ - Are you okay? - No!
一个死人脑袋正顶在我屁股上！ I've got a dead man's head up my ass.
这次为了法恩 This one's for Fine.
下冲气流！ Downdraft!
别再来了！ Not again!
你知不知道你他妈在做什么！ Do you have any idea what you're fucking doing?
操控杆太灵敏了 The controls are so sensitive.
哦，天啊 Oh, God.
有个死了的蠢货把屎拉在裤子上了 One of these dead fuckers just shit his pants.
好了，等一下 Okay, wait a minute.
我搞定了 I got it.
我想我搞定了，好了 I think I got... Okay.
好了 Okay.
还好我学着用过那种模拟飞行的APP Good thing I learned to use that flight simulator app, huh?
恭喜你了，佩妮.摩根 Congratulations, Penny Morgan.
你刚好把你的身份暴露出来了 You just blew your cover.
现在打开飞机的自动驾驶，然后站起来 Now put the plane on autopilot and get up.
废话一句，我就让你这个CAI的脑浆 Any bullshit, and I'll blow your CIA brains
洒在仪表板上 all over that control panel.
我知道你在想什么 I know what you're thinking.
但是你误会了 And you're wrong.
我的真名叫... My real name is...
- “你想好你的间谍名字了吗？” - “没呢” Did you come up with your spy name yet? No.
“我会叫...” Mine would be...
安博.瓦伦丁 Amber Valentine.
你干嘛的？色情明星吗？ What are you, a porn star?
你他妈很幽默吗，啊？ You're fucking hilarious, huh?
我是私人保镖 I'm a private bodyguard,
是你爸爸雇我来保护你的 and your father hired me to protect you.
保镖？你？拜托 Bodyguard? You? Please.
真有趣，因为在我看来，要是没有我... That's funny, because the way I see it, without me...
你现在已经坠毁在阿尔卑斯山了 you would currently be crashed in the Alps right now.
或者喉咙被烧穿个洞 Or you'd be laying in a morgue
躺在太平间里 with a hole burned in your throat.
你这个被宠坏的小畜生 You little spoiled piece of shit.
为什么我父亲会雇一个像你这样的人？ Why would my father hire somebody like you?
因为他相信我 Because he trusted me.
不管出于他妈的什么原因 And for whatever fucking reason,
他爱你 he loved you.
甚至都不想让你知道我在保护你 Didn't even want you to know I was watching you.
因此他让我编造出佩妮.摩根 So he was the one that made me come up
这种相当失败的身份来糊弄鬼 with this whole loser Penny Morgan bullshit.
对，”你看起来像我死去的妈妈” Yeah, "You look just like my dead mama."
“哇啊” "Wah."
还有你他妈的竟然说我长得像... And fuck you for saying
那个该死的野人！ I look anything like that fucking beast.
难怪你父亲从来没有生出他最想要的儿子 No wonder your father never had the son he wanted.
谁操一次那个丑八怪... You fuck that monster once...
都会立刻拔出那该死的JJ赶紧出门 and you just drop the fucking mic and walk out.
操你丫的，你满口都是胡说八道 Fuck you. Everything you've said is a lie.
哦 Oh.
怎么了？我说到你痛处了？ What happened? Did I hit a little sore spot?
没错，他一直想要个儿子，而你也知道这一点 Yeah, he always wanted a son, and you knew it.
听着，他原本想让你接管生意 Look, he wanted you to take over the business.
但他又很害怕你会被人干掉 He was just afraid you were gonna get yourself killed.
所以，如果你想活下去，想把核弹脱手的话... So if you wanna live, and you wanna unload that bomb...
你就跟紧我 you stick with me.
如果你对此有问题... And if you got a problem with that...
你知道你该怎么做吗，瑞娜？ you know what you can do, Rayna?
你就和你那垃圾英国腔... You and your bullshit accent
一起降落这架该死的飞机吧 can land this fucking plane by yourselves.
好吧，保镖 Okay, bodyguard.
但是如果我发现你对我说的这一切都是扯蛋 But if I find out you're lying to me about any of this...
我会让你知道，很多死亡方式是无法想象的 I'll show you ways to die you never even dreamed of.
现在让我们去布达佩斯，我需要喝杯他妈的酒 Now, let's go to Budapest. I need a fucking drink.
对，我也认为你他妈得喝一杯 Yeah, I bet you fucking do.
哦天哪 Oh, my God.
大家想要我的活力，希望得到我的眷顾 * People want my power And they want my station
冲进我的冬宫里，但什么也得不到 * Stormed my winter palace But they couldn't take it
想把我拉下马，但却不能动我分毫 * Try to pull my status But they couldn't fake it *
欢迎回到布达佩斯四季酒店，柏依诺小姐 Welcome back to the Four Seasons Budapest, Miss Boyanov.
别跟我说话，你不是我朋友 Don't talk to me. You're not my friend.
离我远点 Get away from me.
走开，走开！我会做的！ Move. Move! I got it.
那么，有什么计划？我们跟谁见面？ So, what's the plan? Who are we meeting?
你是我的保镖，不是我的合作伙伴 You're my bodyguard, not my business partner...
所以只需要专心保护好我 so just focus on guarding my body.
所以在不知道见谁的情况下 So not knowing who we're meeting tonight
会让我有更好的效率是吧 is gonna make me extra effective.
很好，我知道了 That's okay. I get it.
我要照顾这烂摊子，你可能啥事都没有 I got shit to do. You'll probably be fine.
那我干脆给你买件漂亮的衣服陪葬好了？ Why don't I go get you a nice dress to be buried in?
蠢货 Dumbass.
我会跟一个潜在买家见面 I'm meeting a potential bidder,
如果你非要知道 if you must know.
如果他们报的价不改变 If they don't top the current offer,
明天就会成交 the sale will happen tomorrow.
- 在哪？ - 我也不知道 - Where? - I don't know yet.
安东！ Anton!
噢！ Ouch!
安东是我的保镖团之一，神经病！ Anton is part of my security team, psycho!
是吗？好吧，你猜怎么着，老娘不喜欢他的脸 Yeah, well, guess what? I don't like his face.
老娘就是看不惯你那张脸！ I don't like the looks of your face!
你他妈是谁啊？ And who the fuck are you?
老娘就是那个将要割下你的小JJ I'm the person that's gonna cut your dick off
再粘到你脑门的上的人 and glue it to your forehead...
好让你看起来像头独角兽 so you look like a limp-dick unicorn.
这他妈就是我！ That's who the fuck I am.
你名字应该叫"大JJ先生" Your name should be "Mr. Bag o' Dicks"...
而不“安东” not "Anton."
好了，天哪，大家冷静下来，好吗？ Okay. Jesus. Let's just calm down, okay?
- 难道他看着不像一根大JJ吗？ - 够了 - Does he not look like a bag o' dicks? - Enough.
我算是明白为什么我父亲喜欢你了 I can see why my father liked you now.
安博是我雇的保镖 Amber is my hired bodyguard.
多跟她学学 Be more like her.
还有你的厚脑壳最好没弄坏我那该死的手机 And your head better not have broken my fucking phone.
一个美好的夜晚在等着我们 We've got a big night ahead of us.
别害怕清理自己一下，安博 Don't be afraid to clean yourself up, Amber.
我说的是，去冲个澡 Take a shower is what I'm saying.
是吗？别害怕给你自己也冲个水 Yeah? Don't be afraid to hit water yourself.
你闻起来就像被冲上沙滩的的死妓女 You smell like a dead hooker that washed up on the beach...
而且还是那种在太阳底下暴晒一个星期后 then roasted in the sun for a week
才被人发现的尸体 before anybody found her body.
好了，你需要把说话的方式改一改 Okay. You need to take it way down.
我很抱歉，太过分了。是的，确实太过分了 I'm sorry, that's too much. Okay, that was too much.
- 上帝！ - 过分了 - Jeez! - Too much.
老天 God.
你看什么看？ What are you staring at?
我会把你干掉 I will destroy you.
把你干掉之后 And then after I'm done destroying you,
我会把你的残骸拍下来 I'll take a picture of what's left...
然后做成彩信发给你老母 of your body, and I'm gonna text it to your mother.
里面写上你说的遗言： With a little note that says his last words were...
“我妈妈很可怕的，这都是你干的” "My mother was terrible. You did this to me."
你太他妈卑劣了 That's so fucking mean.
对，我他妈就是这么卑劣 Yeah, I'm so fucking mean.
你才刚发现吗？ You're just figuring that out?
把你的外套给我 Give me your coat.
这是男式外套 This is a man's coat.
没错，但我没看到这儿有男人，不是吗？ Yeah, but I don't see a man, do I?
我看到的是个“音乐之声”里被抛弃的人 I see a reject from The Sound of Music.
这是我妈的外套，但她很有男子汉气概 It was my mother's coat, but she's very masculine.
你看上去就像个脑瘫的神父披了件风衣 You look like ABBA took a shit and put a trench coat on it.
好了，我不会给你的 Well, I won't give it to you.
我穿这件礼服已经他妈的12小时了 I've been in this dress for 12 fucking hours.
把外套给我 Give me your coat.
不 No.
- 给我 - 不，不可能...这是我的外套 - Yeah. - No, I won't give... This is my coat.
我打算穿透你的肉体 I'm gonna reach through your fucking body...
把你的脊椎拽出来，就像他妈的狼人那样 and rip out your back like a fucking werewolf.
甚至都不会碰你外套一下 Without tearing the jacket.
这样我就能拿来穿了 Just so I can wear your jacket,
最后再丢给你一个“去你妈的” and give you a final "Fuck you."
哦，不，你办不到 Oh, no, you won't.
那我只好自己来扒这件该死的外套 I'm gonna take that fucking coat.
我警告过你，你这个给脸不要脸的瑞典橡皮鱼！ I warned you, you Swedish gummy fish motherfucker!
嗷！ Ouch!
哦天哪 Oh, my God.
- 南希... - 哦天哪，苏珊！ - Nance? - Oh, my God, Susan!
喂？喂？ Hello. Hello?
随便跟我说点什么，求你了 Just say something to me, please.
苏珊？随便说 Susan? Anything.
我受不了了，苏珊！ I cannot handle this, Susan!
现实生活中不是什么人 There is nothing in real life
都可以做间谍的 that someone could do to a spy...
其中的凶险和痛苦 that is filthier or more upsetting
远超我现在脑子里可以想象到的 than what my brain will cook up right now.
所以别折磨我了，苏珊！ So save me from myself, Susan!
因为你知道会发生什么 Because you know what's going to happen.
我会一直喋喋不休的，是吗？ I'm gonna get chattier, aren't I?
你知不知道你不能改变你最初的大梦想 Did you know that you can't ever change having big pores?
哦天哪南希，你快把我逼疯了！ Oh, my God, Nancy, you are driving me nuts!
我没回答，是因为我在到处是人的电梯里 I couldn't talk because I was in an elevator filled with people.
哦，还好你没事，感谢上帝 You're all right. Oh, thank God.
你消失了12小时，我们都不知道发生了什么！ You disappeared for 12 hours. We didn't know what happened!
我是不得已才摘掉我的耳机和摄像头的 I had to take out my earpiece and my camera.
瑞娜太了解我们的特工了 Rayna's on to our agents and she was gonna
因此她一英里之外就能认出我的装备 spot my equipment from a mile away.
你跟瑞娜在一起？ You're with Rayna?
你不应该离她一英里之内的 You're not supposed to be within a mile away of her.
南希，我知道，但我已经深入了 Nancy, I know, but I'm in deep
而且得到了非常重要的情报 and I'm getting such good intel.
拜托，我需要继续保持无线静默 Please, I just need to remain
只是时间会久一点 on radio silence just a little bit longer.
好了，不要担心，因为现在我可以 Well, don't worry, because I'll be able
更好的监视你了 to keep a better eye on you now.
你在说什么？什么方式？ What are you talking about? How?
你在这里做什么？ What are you doing here?
伊莱恩想知道你到底在做什么 Elaine wanted to know exactly what you were up to...
所以我就跟踪了你的耳机。他们派我来找你 so I tracked your earpiece. They sent me here to find you.
他们派你？ They sent you?
我跟你一样没人知道 I'm as unknown as you are,
所以他们认为我的身份是安全的 so they thought my cover was safe.
他们给了你一个新身份？ Did they give you an identity?
这太酷了！ It's so cool.
- 我说我想成为安博.瓦伦丁... - 什么？ - I said I wanted to be Amber Valentine... - What?
...然后他们让我用这名字了 ...and they let me use it.
我真不知道为什么你就可以选自己的名字 I don't know why you got to pick your identity.
我却只能当这个该死的养猫大婶 I had to go as a freaking cat lady.
- 安博！ - (同时) 在 - Amber! - Yes?
她是谁？ Who is this?
抱歉，我不知道警察在这里 I'm sorry. I didn't know the police were here.
这是我的同事，一个侦探 This is my colleague, detective.
我他妈之前告诉过你的这个 The one I fucking told you about.
不，你没有 No, you didn't.
是的，我有，海伦.凯勒！ Yes, I did, Helen Keller!
那么，你们都叫安博？ You're both named Amber?
哇喔，老娘是怎么教你跟我说话的？ What did I tell you about talking to me?
没有，你什么都没说过 Nothing. You just said nothing about talking.
你是想让我用卡格尼 You want me to have Cagney
和他妈的莱西来跟你解释吗？ and fucking Lacey explain it to you?
卡格尼会从你他妈的喉咙伸进去 Cagney's coming down your fucking throat.
莱西，她会从你屁眼钻上去 Lacey, she's gonna come up your ass.
我会让她们在他妈的中间会合 I'm gonna meet them in the fucking middle...
像吹一个他妈的手风琴一样玩你的小心脏 and play your heart like a fucking accordion.
我会一直把这狗屎玩意儿捏到爆 I'm gonna pump that shit until it pops.
你这个瑞典婊砸！ You Swedish bitch.
你不敢！ You wouldn't dare.
你要哭了吗？你这个该死的瑞典小贱货？ You gonna cry, you little Swiss fucking pussy?
- 我没有要哭 - 你现在就在哭！ - I'm not gonna cry. - You're crying now!
我没有！ I'm not!
这真太他妈热了！ It's so fucking hot!
你该知道，现在，让我们放过安东吧 You know, just, let's leave Anton alone for now.
好吗 Please.
你叫什么名字？ What's your name?
- 苏珊.库珀 - 什么？ - Susan Cooper. - What?
- 抱歉，说溜了 - 我刚才... Sorry, it came out. What did I...
她只是不应该说出他妈的真名 She's not supposed to fucking say her real name.
她是我最好的手下，她有着超强的该死能力 She's one of my best. She's highly fucking skilled.
非常强的能力 Very skilled.
比如什么？从高柜子上拿东西？ At what? Getting things out of a high cupboard?
不是吧 Don't do that.
说得真好！我确实很高 That's very good! Because I'm tall.
说真的，我很不擅长拿高处的东西 Weirdly, I'm not very good at reaching high things.
一个医生曾经对我说，我的肌肉能力跟婴儿一样 A doctor once said to me I have the muscle capacity of an infant.
我的胳膊像两根面条 My arms are like two noodles.
苏珊，带瑞娜到安全地方，马上！ Susan, get Rayna to safety, now!
我会保护她的 I've got her.
走！ Go!
一边去！ Get away!
哦，我的天！ Oh, my God!
谁把顶子安在摩托上的！你谁啊，教皇吗？ Who puts a roof on a scooter? What are you, the Pope?
哇！ Ooh!
快让开！ Get out of the way!
哦！ Oh!
哦天呐！ Oh, my God!
他们开车像疯子！我没法跟上他们 This guy is driving crazy! I can't keep up with him!
等等 Wait a minute.
我知道了 I got it.
好的，抄个小道 All right, little detour.
哦，天哪 Oh, God.
让我们飞吧！ Let's do this!
我要飞得更高！ I am so badass!
我知道 I got it.
我知道你们在说啥 I know what you're saying.
干你们的活去吧！ You're no prize yourself!
赶紧干活吧！ Get back to work!
我们要去哪里？ Where are we going?
你这里闻起来像奶酪！ Smells like cheese under here!
抱歉。可能我正在淌... Apologies. I may be sweating...
奶酪汗，因为我才刚享用完一顿丰盛的卤汁面 cheese because I had quite a hearty lasagna.
该死的滑稽小丑秀 Fucking ridiculous clown show!
马上给我他妈停下 This fuckery stops now.
打扰一下，你知道这附近... Excuse me, do you know
哪有大力水手炸鸡店吗？ if there's a Popeyes Chicken around here?
什么？ What?
我看到路尽头有肯德基，但我更喜欢大力水手家的东西 I saw a KFC down the way, but I'm more of a Popeyes guy.
这的食物很奇怪... The food is really weird...
哦我的天，我问别人好了！ Oh, my God, I'll ask someone else!
好了，该结束了！ Okay, enough!
放下你的武器！ Drop your weapon!
哦天哪，凯伦？ Oh, my God. Karen.
你不是应该在卡普里吗？ Why aren't you in Capri?
抱歉我朝你开了枪 I'm so sorry I shot you.
你肯定也不知道这会是我 You must not have known it was me, either.
我换了发型 I changed my hair.
哦是吗 Oh, yeah.
看起来真不错，是接上去的吗？ Looks really good. Are those extensions?
不，这只是...这只是我的头发 No, it's just my hair.
你知道的，修了一下，染了个色 You know, a few clips. Colored.
好吧，既然你这么说的话 Okay, if you say so.
抱歉，并且我还抱歉接下的事 I'm sorry. And I'm sorry about this, too.
哦天哪 Oh, my God.
不不不！ No, no, no!
苏珊，我的大腿要着火了！ Susan! My thighs are on fire!
我才不在乎这个，瑞娜去哪了？ I don't care! Where is Rayna?
我不知道，她从我身边溜了 I don't know. She slipped off me.
我已经走不动了 I was very sweaty.
我记得我说让你看好她的 I thought I asked you to watch her.
我真不知道她怎么能跑那么快，尤其是顶着那种发型 I don't know how she ran so fast, particularly with that hair.
至少有20磅重 It must weigh 20 pounds at least.
或许她是个女巫。会不会是她朝我施了法？ Maybe she's a witch. Do you think she put a spell on me?
凯伦.沃克死了 Karen Walker is dead.
- 什么？ - 她是双重间谍 - What? - She's a double agent!
有人当着我的面开枪把她打死了 Somebody shot her right in front of me.
我都不知道谁干的 I don't know who did it.
我不知道这件事的水有多深 I don't know how deep this whole thing goes.
哦天哪 Oh, my God.
把你们俩该死的屁股挪到上面来！ Get your motherfucking asses up here!
马上！ Now!
可如果她都听到了怎么办？ But what if she heard?
她没听到 She didn't hear.
可如果听到了呢？ But what if she did hear?
我们刚才声音没那么大 We weren't even talking that loud.
那种女人耳朵尖得很 A woman like that has super ears.
好了，她没有那么尖的耳朵... Okay, she does not have super ears...
我跟你争这个是因为你提起来的 and I'm only bringing this up because you asked me to...
但你在这个问题上太消极了 but you are putting a very negative spin on this situation.
哦，哇。我们就这么过去，是吗，安博.瓦伦丁？ Oh, wow. We're going with that now, are we, Amber Valentine?
苏珊.库珀，是吗？苏珊.库珀？ Susan Cooper, really? Susan Cooper?
好了，我们走 Okay. Here we go.
来，去面对吧 Okay. We got this.
我的腿迈不动了 My legs won't seem to move.
好的，南希，我知道你很害怕 Okay, Nancy, I realize that you are scared,
可是你现在已经陷进来了 but you are in this now...
而且我的确，的确需要你来和我一起面对 and I really, really need you to hold it together.
一起面对 Holding it together.
从现在起我会是你最紧密的伙伴 I shall now be the most held-together person you have ever met.
好，咱们走 Okay. Let's go.
哦，老天 Oh, dear.
万事小心，她很古怪的 Be prepared for anything. She's erratic.
根本不能判断她在想什么 It's impossible to tell what she's thinking.
估计是因为她在用保加利亚语思考 Probably because she's thinking in Bulgarian.
- 你在做什么？ - 我在系鞋带 - What are you doing? - I'm just tying up my shoelaces.
你穿的是便鞋。快过来 You're wearing a loafer. Get over here.
进来！ Get in!
操蛋！有人试图干掉我 Shit! People are trying to kill me
而我他妈的保镖团队活下来的 and all that's left of my fucking security team
就剩下你们两个了！ is you two defending me...
可你们看起来就像某人的弱智大妈在度假！ and you look like somebody's demented aunts on vacation!
你手下还有别的人吗 Do you have anyone on your team...
除了这个跑两步就喘气的大妈？ other than this asthmatic Big Bird?
是的，我们通常只是用她处理... Yeah, we usually just use her
文职方面的安全工作 for non-physical security resources.
我在那方面非常机智 I'm very non-physically resourceful.
我涉猎非常广泛，我会看手相，会看地图... I do a lot of reading. I read palms and maps...
我还看了全集的“饥饿游戏” and I've read all of The Hunger Games...
这对我有什么卵用？ How is that helpful?
我不知道，我很害怕 I don't know. I'm panicking!
还有你！ And you!
你别再穿这身蠢到爆的佩妮.摩根的装扮了！ You have to stop with these stupid Penny Morgan outfits!
你必须打扮得像个正常人！ You have to dress like an actual human!
等我回来时给我找来更多的保镖 Get me more security
否则你们俩就死定了！ when I come back out here or you're both dead!
我...很...冷血 * I am cold blooded
这个怎么样，瑞娜 Suck on this, Rayna.
这次任务会花费你不少钱，你懂的 This mission's gonna cost you money, you know.
买衣服的资金被消减到过去的一半了... The clothing allowance cut off halfway through the last...
天哪，你能不能先把注意力 My God, can you just please concentrate
放在找新保镖上面 on getting the new bodyguard?
该死的！别说了！ God damn it! Please!
好的，好的 All right, all right.
坏脾气 Crabby.
我已经跟总部联系了 I've already contacted the agency.
哦，拜托！ Aw. Come on!
你，穿了这件外套 You, in this outfit...
简直让人激动！ Magnifico!
你有什么发现吗？ Do we have anything yet?
暂时还没有，苏珊 No one so far, Susan.
只是，这儿的人有点吓人 Slightly intimidating crowd, however.
哈喽，你们看起来很漂亮 Hello, you look nice.
继续笑吧，看着都老了 Ah, just keep laughing. Looks fade.
把你的眼睛睁大了 Keep your eyes open.
该死的，我告诉你好好打扮一下 God damn it, I told you to dress up.
还有把手套脱掉 And take off those gloves.
看着就像他妈“星球大战”里的达斯.维达 You look like Darth-fucking-Vader.
是吗？那么，你看上去就像那里面的伊渥克人死在你脑袋上 Yeah? Well, you look like an Ewok died on your head.
我都不知道你在说什么 I don't even know what that means.
等我把你像咚咚兽一样一劈两半的时候 You're gonna know what it means
你就明白什么意思了 when I split you open like a Tauntaun.
随你怎么讲 Whatever.
注意这个女人 Keep an eye out for this woman.
她就是今晚出价的买家 She's the one coming to make the bid.
他有一个同伙 He's got a friend.
挺漂亮 Very pretty.
我很高兴你还知道什么叫漂亮 I'm glad you know what pretty is.
希望下次你在服装店里还有这种观察力 You should remember it next time you're in a clothing store.
我需要你睁大眼睛 I need you to keep your eyes open.
我可能随时需要你帮忙 I may need your help out there.
在这个美丽的肉体面前... To close my eyes
闭上眼睛那简直就是... in the presence of this beautiful body...
一种罪孽 would be a crime.
天哪 Oh, God.
南希，好的，你还记得我在巴黎 Nancy, okay, you know the woman
看到的那女人吗，弄炸弹的那个？ I spotted in Paris, the bomber?
她就是今晚来出价的买家 She's coming tonight to make a bid.
如果她真的是为德.卢卡办事的，那我们得多加小心 She already works for De Luca so we know something is up.
我需要你保持... I need you to keep an...
狗娘养的 Son of a bee sting.
抱歉，他是我的 Excuse me, he's mine.
没错 Yeah.
我不是故意要这么用力推她的 I didn't mean to hit her that hard.
你看起来就像个充气娃娃 You're like a balloon animal.
给，拿去 Here, take those.
嗨，你在干嘛呢，福特？ Hi. What are you doing, Ford?
我是来支援你的，库珀 I'm here to help you, Cooper.
你可能找到瑞娜了，但你不能让她跑了 You may have found Rayna, but you cannot lose her.
- 这他妈不再是游戏时间了 - 是吗？ - This isn't fucking playtime anymore! - Yeah?
现在是玩你的脸跟你那傻逼胡子的时间！ It's playtime on your face, with your stupid mustache!
你从哪弄的这身行头，土豆先生？ Where'd you get that from, Mr. Potato Head?
你会把我的身份曝光的 You are gonna blow my fucking cover.
是吗？墨镜不是用来掩饰的，它只是个附属物 Yeah? Sunglasses are not a cover, they're an accessory.
走开！ Get out of here!
如果没有我在一边保护了你的娘炮屁股，你早就搞砸了锅 You're gonna fuck this up without me around to save your girly ass.
老天，我恨死你了！ God, I hate you so much!
你不能因为你对我的欲望而把自己置身险境，库珀 You can't let your desire for me put you in danger, Cooper.
哦，天啊，想得美，大酒鬼 Oh, God, you wish, Magnum.
你舞跳得就像个淫荡的高中生 You dance like a horny eighth grader.
你硬了？放开我！ Are you erect? Get off me!
要么合作，要么滚蛋！ Blend in, or get the fuck out!
你给我滚开！ You get out of here!
好，现在谁是老大？ Yeah, who's dominating now?
我操！ Fuck!
想都别想，你个婊子养的 Don't, you son of a bitch.
你他妈开什么玩笑！给我死开！ You've gotta be kidding! Get off of me!
- 你给我滚开！ - 你这身臭丝衣快从我身上下来！ - You get off of me! - Get your silky shirt off of me!
要么合作，要么滚蛋！ Blend in, or get the fuck out.
感谢这些美丽的女孩 Thank you for the beautiful ladies.
你们开心吗？ You guys okay?
让我们欢迎“50美分”！（美国说唱歌手） Let's welcome Mr. 50 Cent!
最近好吗，布达佩斯 What's up, Budapest?
我才吃了匈牙利炖牛肉。高潮马上开始！ I just had some goulash. The shit was on point!
让欢宴沸腾，酒瓶呯呯 * Get the party rockin' Bottles poppin'
今晚我们尽情放纵 * Tonight we gonna turn up till we
直到烂醉 * Twisted
哦，妈的，她在那 Oh, shit. She's here.
我们不能让瑞娜看见她 We can't let Rayna see her...
所以你去搞定她的保镖，我来搞定她 so you need to take out her bodyguards and I'll deal with her.
没有人可以对我指手划脚！ Ain't nobody orders me around!
老天，你有更好的主意？ God, do you have a better idea?
当然，我们可以在酒吧释放毒气 Yeah, we release a gas in the club...
造成所有人短暂性失忆 causing everybody to get temporary amnesia.
再拿100根雷管... Get 100 sticks of dynamite...
哦得了！去吧！去吧！ Oh, God! Just go! Just go!
南希，我需要你马上进来这里 Nancy, I need you to get in here now.
我来了，苏珊，我在这！ I'm coming, Susan. I'm here!
抱歉，打扰了 Pardon. Excuse me.
好了，我来了，我来了 Okay. I'm here. I'm here.
嗨起来！ * Turn up
哇哦！50美分！ Wow! 50 Cent Piece!
谢谢你通知我 Thanks for letting me know.
不要让瑞娜看到那个女人 Do not let Rayna see that woman.
分散她的注意力，马上！ Create a diversion, now.
- 什么样的分散？ - 动静大点！ - What kind of diversion? - A big one!
大家享受今晚就像享受末日 * Let's enjoy tonight Like tonight's our last
我们关注未来并且反思过去 * We can focus on the future and reflect on the past
目前所做所为，看我们身处何方 * We done came so far I mean, look where we are
50美分，我爱你！ 50, I love you!
吻我！ Kiss me!
- 把她拉走！ - 现在就要了我！ - Get her! - Take me now!
转过去 Turn around.
- 起来！ - 我来了！ - Get off! - I'm coming in!
南希，我抓到她了，到外面会合 Nancy, I got her. Meet me outside.
好的，很好 Okay. Right.
我现在好了，非常感谢 I'm fine now. Thank you so much.
好了 Okay.
现在我如愿以偿了，就这样吧 I got my wish. That was it.
现在我得飞到克罗地亚去找麦可.布雷了，他正渴望我呢 I've now got to jump Michael Buble in Croatia. He wants me.
好了，库珀，换我来控制吧 All right, Cooper. I've got this under control.
你跟我来 You're coming with me.
哦我的天哪，苏珊！ Oh, my God, Susan!
好的，得闹大动静！ Okay, bigger diversion.
巨大的动静！ Huge diversion.
臭婊子！ Bitch!
我必须得知道她为谁做事 I gotta know who she's working for.
带着瑞娜离开这！ Get Rayna out of here!
这不公平！ That's not fair!
哇！哇！ Whoa! Whoa!
真该死！ God damn it!
南希，你在哪里？ Nancy, where are you?
有点不得劲 Bit indisposed.
事实证明50美分基本上没有幽默感 It turns out 50 Cent doesn't have a great sense
或讽刺精神 of humor or irony.
我需要支援！我把枪掉在酒吧了！ I need backup! I lost my gun in the club!
其实我们俩的实力差不多！ We're probably more alike than you think!
哦！ Oh!
好了，好了 Okay. Okay.
哦，该死 Oh, shit.
噢！ Ow!
我为什么要把手套脱掉？ Why'd I get rid of my gloves?
噢！去你妈的！ Ow! Motherbutler!
你在连衣裤里面的火气可真不小 You got a lot of rage in that jumpsuit.
你想找死吗？ You dead serious?
天啊！ God!
等下！等一下！ Wait! Wait a minute!
这不是你要的结果，也不是我要的 This isn't what you want, or what I want.
这只是某些男人要的 This is like what the Man wants.
我们俩，看到了？两个聪明、漂亮又健康的女人... Us, you know? Two smart, pretty brunettes...
在这拼个你死我活 kind of breaking each other down.
我意思是，你看起来很像我在大学里的一个同学 I mean, you look similar to a gal I was in college with.
已经这样了 Things happened.
我想我们都脱不了身 I think we all dabble.
这事就像是要用双手和... It's mostly just kind of stuff with hands and--
老天，我迫不及待要宰了你 God, I can't wait to kill you.
哦... Oh...
你真够干脆的 That's clean through.
谢谢你提供的武器 Thanks for your weapon.
它已经扎过你了 It's been inside you,
所以我觉得它不会再扎我了... so I don't think it should go inside me...
起来！起来！ Get up. Get up!
你被苏珊.库珀还有... You are under arrest by Susan Cooper...
美利坚合众国政府，正式逮捕了 and the government of the United States.
瑞娜，你是怎么做到的？ Rayna, how did you do that?
不是我 I didn't.
他做的 He did.
你好，库珀 Hello, Coop.
法恩？ Fine?
哦... Ow...
嗨 Hey.
库珀 Coop.
醒醒！ Wake up!
你睡得还舒服吗？ Did you have a nice nap?
你呼噜声挺大的 You were snoring very loudly.
现在这还不是... That's just really not the most
最让人沮丧的消息吧 upsetting news right now.
我父亲曾经把人带到这来 My father used to bring people here.
也是他让你打扮得像个淫荡的海豚训练师吗？ Did he also make you dress like a slutty dolphin trainer?
他让他们挨饿 He'd starve them...
折磨他们 torture them.
凡是你能想到的 You name it.
不过他最不喜欢的就是 But he especially didn't like it
有人对他说谎 when people lied to him.
我也无法忍受 Not that I bought it.
你知道了？ You knew?
我当然知道了 Of course I knew.
我告诉过你呆在地下室是最好的，库珀 I told you, you were better off in the basement, Coop.
你可以完全避开这些事 You could have avoided all of this.
那又如何，法恩？ And what, Fine?
现在你是一个核黑市的商人了吗？ Now you're a nuclear black marketer?
是个恐怖分子？ A terrorist?
不... No...
他只是干我而已 He's just fucking me.
真是个响亮的吻 You're a loud kisser.
- 你说什么？ - 真是个响亮的吻！ - Excuse me? - You're a loud kisser.
而且是又粗鲁又毫无吸引力 And it's gross and unappealing.
你看起来就像一个牙齿掉光的老太婆 You look like some old, toothless woman
嘬着甜甜圈里的果酱 sucking the jelly out of a donut.
嘿，跟你的杀父仇人上床 Hey, what's it like sleeping with the man
感觉如何？ that killed your father?
问得好，库珀 Nice try, Coop.
她已经知道是克雷斯干的 She already knows it was Cress.
啊 Ah.
好吧 Okay.
你或许还是一如既往地爱着他，不是吗？ You've probably always been in love with him, haven't you?
在他耳边说 Talking in his ear...
祈祷终于有一天他会爱上你 hoping eventually one day he'll fall in love with you.
可怜又可悲的苏珊.库尔曼 Poor little, pathetic Susan Coleman.
我不姓这个 That's not my last name,
记住我的姓难道真的有那么大的负担吗？ so it's really not much of a burn, is it?
库萍 Cooping.
不对 No.
库彭？ Croupon.
你是...你是想“团购”吗？ Are you thinking "Groupon"?
不，我的名字不是“团购” No, my name's not "Groupon."
- 库鲁珀？ - 继续 - Croupe. - Keep going.
卡帕斯基？ Kapowski.
越来越远了！ That's getting further from it!
好吧，管他妈的叫什么，我们就称呼它为“死亡”吧 Well, whatever the fuck it is, let's just call you dead.
嘿宝贝 Hey, baby?
我以为我们会一直把她绑到晚上？ I thought we were gonna hang on to her till tonight.
我改主意了！ I changed my mind.
再见 Goodbye.
不想在你身上浪费子弹 Like I'd waste a bullet on you.
把她放到房间里去 Put her in the room.
啊！ Ah!
嘿，奥尔多 Hey, Aldo.
你好，失手的小姐 Hello, captured lady.
我失败了 I failed.
我没能完成任务 I failed the mission.
法恩还活着 Fine is alive...
而且是个叛徒 and he's a traitor.
不要丧气 Don't be downhearted.
我妈妈告诉过我 My mama said to me...
“奥尔多，生活总是充满悲剧” "Aldo, life is full of sorrow...
“和惊喜” "and surprises.
“但是，一对雄伟的大奶子” "But, a magnificent pair of bosoms...
“将会...” "will..."
真是个好故事 Good story.
苏珊 Susan.
- 离我远点 - 不，听着 - Get away from me. - No, listen.
我没有太多的时间 I haven't got much time.
你为什么这么做，法恩？ Why'd you do it, Fine?
这是我唯一渗透进来的办法 This was my only way in.
我只能制造自己被杀来获得瑞娜的信任 I had to fake my death to gain Rayna's trust.
我干扰了信号，摘下隐形眼镜 I jammed the signal, popped out my lens.
这很容易 It was easy.
我不喜欢这么对你，但我必须这样，必须这样 I hated to do it to you, Coop, but I had to. I had to.
瑞娜对我们所有特工了如指掌 Rayna knew all about our agents...
因为凯伦·沃克把所有人的名单卖给了她 because Karen Walker sold her the names.
我无法信任局里的所有人 I just couldn't trust anyone at the agency
会不会有人出卖我，甚至是你 not to give me away, not even you.
我该如何相信你告诉我的这些都是真的？ How do I even know you're telling me the truth?
凯伦.沃克是不是想杀了你？ Did Karen Walker try to kill you?
是你杀的她？ You shot her?
我隐藏得很深 I'm deep undercover.
但还没有深到我能够一直保护你 But not so deep that I can't still protect you.
好，看着我的眼睛 All right, look me in the eye.
什么？ What?
认真看着我的眼睛 Really look me in the eye.
你眼睛一只大一只小唉 One of your eyes is bigger than the other.
真的吗？ Really?
不 No.
你真完美，该死 You're perfect, God damn it.
混蛋 Asshole.
老天！ God!
真痛 That hurt.
很好，就该这样 Good, it was supposed to.
大奶子 Bosom.
他危险吗？ Is he dangerous?
假如你有暴乳的话 Only if you have boobs.
那么，瑞娜已经知道我是间谍了？ So did Rayna really know I was a spy?
没有。直到你在厨房暴露之后才知道的 No. Not until you blew your cover back at that kitchen.
我真的认为她来做间谍的话会更有经验 I really thought she was more experienced than that.
感谢上帝，幸好她不是，嗯？ Thank God she's not, huh?
因为如果她是的话，你这会儿已经死了 Because if she was, you'd be dead now.
我曾用你那相当完美的身份... I used your pretty good covers...
我得走了 I gotta go.
我们要去德.卢卡的别墅见杜达耶夫 We're heading to De Luca's villa to meet with Dudaev.
然后我们带着他去核弹所在的地方 Then we're taking him to wherever the bomb is.
这事几乎就结束了 This thing is almost over.
坚持住 Hang tight.
你好，捆绑少女 Hello, bound lady.
别这样，奥尔多 Not now, Aldo.
我认为法恩先生低估你了 I think Mr. Fine has underestimated you.
你找到了你的目标 You found your targets,
跟踪到他们身边，身手也很猛 you tracked them down, you fought very hard.
苏珊... Susan...
你是一个合格的特工 you are a good agent.
下一次你会抓到他们的，对吗？ You'll get them next time, huh?
除非我们死在这了 Unless we die here.
那我们就没办法了 Then you will not.
你知道吗？我不会这样坐以待毙 You know what, I'm not going down like this.
我需要你帮我松绑 I need you to untie me.
奶子。什么？ Bosom. What?
住嘴！该死的！ Stop! God damn it!
快给我松绑 Just untie me.
不，你最好听法恩先生的，他正干着大计划 No, you heard Mr. Fine. He's working a plan.
我们得留在原地 We have to stay put.
帮我解开，现在！ Untie me. Now.
那是我的屁股！ That's my ass.
这很难看到，也很难把握我的方位 It is very difficult to see or gauge my position.
可你就只是在摸我的屁股 You're just simply grabbing my ass.
哦，我很，抱歉 Oh. I am, sorry.
让我们躺倒一边吧 Let's roll to our side.
天啊！ God!
哦！嘿！ Oh! Hey!
绳子绑的很紧，但我已经有进展了 The knot is very tight, but I am making progress.
你的手往哪摸呢 Your hand is way up in there.
我的右手被我自己的身体压住了 My right hand is restrained from the weight of my body.
好了，我有个主意 Okay. Let's try this.
哦天哪 Oh, God.
好吧，我往你那边耸耸... Okay. I will inchworm my way...
你太大声了 You're being very loud.
嘘！ Shh!
等下，我有办法了 Wait. I have idea.
天呐，又来了？ God. Another one?
- 哦天哪 - 不要动 - Oh, Jesus. - Don't move.
- 等等，等等，等等 - 别动 - Wait, wait, wait! - Stay still.
不不不！ No, no, no!
对对对 Yes, yes, yes.
- 天哪 - 抱歉了 - Oh, God! - Yes.
真不敢相信 Can't be happening.
该死的，在你开始前，我总得有一个 Damn it, I was having such an empowering moment
授权的时刻吧 before this started.
我的小弟弟可能正在轻轻地亲吻你的后脑勺 My penis may be gently kissing the back of your head.
趁我顶爆你的蛋蛋之前快解开我！ Just untie me before I crush your nuts.
哦，别这样！ Oh, please.
如果我们有时间来这种乐趣那就好了 If only we had time for such pleasures.
快点！ Go!
你的脸和绳结都快压进我的肠子里了 Your face and the knot are about to enter my colon.
别再舔了！ Stop licking it!
搞定了 It is done.
谢了奥尔多 Thank you, Aldo.
我不想知道为什么我的脖子是湿的... I don't wanna know why my neck is wet...
- 但是你的口活很出色 - 不客气 - but you did excellent work. - Prego.
转过去，让我帮你解开 Turn around, let me untie you,
然后让我们离开这该死的地方 and let's get the fuck out of here.
我需要你去通知中情局和国际刑警组织 I need you to alert CIA and Interpol.
我去找德.卢卡，然后支援法恩 I'm gonna go to De Luca's and back up Fine.
你知道别墅在哪吗？ You know where the villa is?
我知道一切 I know everything.
总有一天，超级间谍女士... One day, lady super spy...
苏珊.库珀 Susan Cooper...
我会操你的 I will fuck you.
所谓危险其实是指我 * The danger is I'm dangerous
我会把你撕成碎片 * And I might just tear you apart
我就喜欢新车的味道 I love this new car smell.
真的很赞 Really nice.
哦，呒 Oh. Mmm.
我会逮到你 * I'm gonna get ya
哦，啊，哦 * Oh, ah, oh
欣赏你流血的样子 * I wanna taste the way that you bleed
我会逮到你，我会逮到你，逮到你 * I'm gonna catch ya, I'm gonna get ya, get ya
哦，啊，哦 * Oh, ah, oh
欣赏你流血的样子 * I wanna taste the way that you bleed *
欢迎来到巴拉顿湖 Welcome to Lake Balaton.
我发现了这个楼梯 I found this staircase
并且让人在它周围建了房子 and made them build a house around it.
我们尊敬的杜达耶夫先生很快就到 Our dear Mr. Dudaev will be arriving shortly.
而你将会成为一名非常有钱的女人，瑞娜 You are about to become a very rich woman, Rayna.
这就意味着你必须对你的队伍... Which means you'll have to be a little more careful...
保持一点谨慎 about the company you keep.
很多人都有这种可怕的意图 So many people have such terrible agendas...
也许就像，你的这个朋友 like perhaps your friend here.
我可以看的出他魅力无限 I can see his obvious outer appeal.
你有很迷人的眼睛 You have terrific eyes.
谢谢 Thanks.
但他也效力于中情局，不是吗？ But he also works for the CIA, doesn't he?
给你的工作找了个奇怪的伙伴，瑞娜 An odd choice of companion for someone in your work, Rayna.
不是恰好激发了你的自信心吗 Doesn't exactly inspire confidence in those around you.
去你的，瑟吉欧。在我父亲面前你从不敢这样讲话 Fuck you, Sergio. You would never talk to my father like that.
我从来没有 I never had to.
德.卢卡先生，你说的没错 Mr. De Luca, it's true.
我曾为中情局工作，但他们都以为我死了 I worked for the CIA, but they think I'm dead.
我现在为瑞娜服务，而且我来这儿是帮助你们俩的 I'm with Rayna now, and I'm here to help you both.
你和凯伦.沃克都是双重间谍 You and Karen Walker are both double agents.
中情局怎么了？ What's going on at the CIA?
那些酷炫的任务都给无人机做了吗？ Drones taking all the cool assignments?
如果我们现在不除掉他 If we don't get rid of him right now,
我会取消交易 I'm calling off the deal.
你他妈敢试试 Don't you fucking dare.
没错，为什么不听听这个混蛋的话 Yeah, why don't you listen to that asshole.
你他妈敢试试 Don't you fucking dare.
你们好像人手不够啊，女士... You're a bit outnumbered here, Miss...
抱歉，你他妈叫什么来着？ I'm sorry, what the fuck is your name?
苏珊.库珀，老娘中情局的 Susan Cooper. I'm with the CIA.
老天，瑞娜，你是邀请了整个中情局的人 Jesus. Rayna, did you invite the entire agency here...
还是局子里的人刚好都在 or are they just having a company retreat
隔壁别墅休假啊？ at the villa next door?
妈的，你在说冷笑话吗 God, you're funny, huh?
就我一个人 It's just me.
可能现在对你最有利的就是... It's gonna be in your best interest
保证法恩和我的安全 to keep Fine and me alive.
我努力过，但我还是无法理解你的思维 I'm trying, but I'm not quite following your logic.
你想让我慢慢说给你听吗，没问题 You want me to slow it down for you? Okay.
你们要跟索萨.杜达耶夫见面是吧 You're about to meet with Solsa Dudaev...
一个我已经收集多年情报的家伙 a man I've been collecting intelligence on for years.
我猜你这里的手下 And I'm guessing that your boys here
都是只会忙着修剪胡渣 are too busy manscaping...
却没人告诉你他是怎么做生意的人 to have told you how he does business.
你们这里至少有一半的人会被除掉 Because about half the people he deals with end up dead.
我会告诉你们杜达耶夫会干什么 I can tell you what Dudaev's gonna do
甚至比他自己的念头还要早5分钟 five minutes before he even thinks about it.
而且我比谁都清楚自从杜达耶夫的哥哥被俄军士兵干掉之后 And I sure as shit know enough to cover up a Russian flag tattoo...
他是怎么遮盖身上的俄罗斯国旗纹身的 since Dudaev's brother was killed by the Russian military.
老天！ Jesus!
你会玩电脑吗？听说过他妈的Google吗？ You own a computer? You heard of fucking Google?
我还想告诉你另一件事 I'll tell you another thing.
你知道你那个 You know your little girlfriend...
在巴黎扔炮仗的小马子？ the one from the Paris bombing?
她只是利用你接近瑞娜罢了 She's just using you to get to Rayna.
那天晚上要不是因为我 If it hadn't been for me last night...
她早就在酒吧把瑞娜绑走了 she would've kidnapped her at the club...
那样的话你就只能站在这儿 and then you'd be standing here
一个人玩JJ去了 with your dick in your hand...
因为连核弹在哪你都不知道 because you'd never find that bomb.
所以，你需要我，德.卢卡 So you need me, De Luca.
但我不会帮你，除非你能保证法恩的安全 And I'm not gonna help you unless you keep Fine alive.
那么，让我把事情弄清楚 Now, let me get this straight.
你效力于中情局... You work for the CIA...
却原意帮着我倒卖核弹 yet you're willing to help me sell a nuclear bomb...
就为了救这个男人的命 in order to save this man's life?
我为什么要相信？ Why would I believe that?
因为她还爱着他 Because she's in love with him.
没错，咋了？ Yeah, so what?
这个傻瓜自己甚至都不知道 This idiot doesn't even know it.
笨得根本不知道我会为他做任何事 Too dumb to know I'd do anything for him.
去他妈的中情局，对吧？ And fuck the CIA, right?
他们给了我什么？ What have they ever done for me?
我奉献10年的青春，换来一点可怜的工资 Took 10 years of my life, gave me shitty pay...
把我放在到处是蝙蝠的地下室 put me in a basement with a ceiling full of bats...
造成我不仅得了红眼病，还有其他过敏症 that pretty sure gave me pinkeye or at least an allergy...
在我他妈的眼睛里 Something got fucked up in my eye.
如果不是为了法恩 I would've been out a long time ago
老娘早就不干了 if it hadn't been for Fine.
所以，没错，只要他活着，我愿意做任何事 So, yeah, I'll do anything it takes to keep him alive.
这非常可悲，是吧？ That's pretty pathetic, right?
相当可悲 Extremely pathetic.
天哪，你就是个混蛋 God, you're an asshole.
等完事了，老娘要把你他妈的头发全剃了 When this is over, I'm gonna shave that fucking head.
好吧，对她头发有成见的小姐 All right, Miss Havisham.
我接受你的建议 I'll take you up on your offer.
但是，如果你敢耍玩花样，我是说任何花样... But if you try anything, I mean anything...
都会让你梦想成真 I'll make your dream come true
送你和你小男友一起上天堂 and send you and your boyfriend to heaven.
我们走 Let's go.
杜达耶夫先生 Mr. Dudaev.
欢迎来到匈牙利 Welcome to Hungary.
听着像车臣一样，只是更容易发音 Like Chechnya, only easier to pronounce.
废话少说 Enough with the bullshit.
货在哪？ Where is the package?
只要我的客户看到付款 Once my client sees the payment...
她就会带我们一起去非常安全的藏身之处 she'll take us all to its very secure hiding spot.
无论在何处 Wherever that may be.
我来吧，帅哥 I got it, handsome.
1亿欧元 100,000,000 Euros
已经没有过去那样的购买力了，是吧？ doesn't buy what it used to, does it?
完美的钻石，索萨 Nice ice, Solsa.
好了 Right.
这些都是你的了 Here's all yours.
先生们，如果你们想跟我来 Gentlemen, if you would follow me.
它就在这 Here it is.
这是什么狗屁玩意儿？ What is this bullshit?
狗屁？ Bullshit?
索萨，我会让你知道 Solsa, I'll have you know...
这是核武器 It's the nuke.
聪明的姑娘 Clever girl.
全铅的储藏格 A lead-lined compartment.
没错 Correct.
这个铅盒可以隔绝任何辐射检测 The lead lining is thick as to mask any radiation detection.
我父亲在这方面是行家 My father was extremely good at his job.
真是难以置信！ Unbelievable!
你可以事先提醒我的，瑞娜 You could have warned me, Rayna.
我还一直把我的运动服 I've been throwing my gym clothes
在那里放了一个星期 on top of that thing for a week.
它真美啊 It is beautiful.
不错 Yes, it is.
你他妈在干什么？ What the fuck are you doing?
处理生意 Conducting business.
哦哦 Uh-uh.
把它送直升机上去 Put it in the helicopter.
别忘了我的钻石 And don't forget my diamonds.
到底他妈怎么回事？ What the fuck is going on?
德.卢卡耍了你，瑞娜 De Luca played you, Rayna.
这是你自作自受 And you led him right to it.
你以为我会让他得到核弹，是吧？ You didn't expect me to let him have it, did you?
我是说，这就像一个乡巴佬拿着把枪去打劫 I mean, it's like giving a Stradivarius to a hillbilly.
我有个买家愿意... I have a buyer who's willing to pay me
付我5亿欧元来买它 500,000,000 Euros for it.
而且杜达耶夫也没那本事 And Dudaev would've never been able
把核弹运到美国的土地上 to get that bomb onto American soil.
我的买家能把它运到纽约市中心 My buyer will have it in the middle of New York City...
并且在下周就用到它 and use it next week.
所以，你们要知道 So, you know,
如果你们还没有看过歌剧“魅影”... if you haven't seen Phantom yet...
那又如何？ So, what?
你是说打算把我也杀了吗，瑟吉奥？ Does this mean you're gonna kill me too, Sergio?
恐怕是的 I'm afraid so.
抱歉，瑞娜 Sorry, Rayna.
所有障碍必须得清除，你懂的 It's just cleaner that way. You understand.
到是跟我也解释一下，德.卢卡！ Explain it to me, De Luca!
天哪，他故意的 God. He means well.
眼下好像变得越来越顺利了 This day just keeps getting better and better.
感谢各位的表演，亲们 Thanks for the performance, folks.
但是抱歉，瑞娜，演出结束了 But sorry, Rayna, show's over.
上！上！ Go! Go!
真该死！ Holy shit.
- 德.卢卡在哪？ - 苏珊！ - Where's De Luca? - Susan!
趴下！ Get down!
不！ No!
哇！啊！ Whoa! Ah!
当时有机会我真应该杀了你 I should have killed you when I had the chance.
- 瑞娜！ - 什么？ - Rayna! - What?
车底下！ Under the car!
推过来！ Push it over!
你认真的？ Seriously?
老天，你他妈就不能用你那小嫩臂使点劲吗！ God, use those fucking bird arms and push it!
哦！ Oh!
怎么了？ What happened?
我抓到他了？ Did I get him?
德.卢卡带着核弹上直升机了！快起来！ De Luca's got the bomb on the helicopter. Get up!
哦，我操！ Oh, fuck me!
老子知道了 I got this.
不！ No!
快点！快点！快点！ Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up!
快点！ Hurry up!
加油！ Come on!
宰了她！ Kill her!
我知道怎么做，老子以前专门干这个！ I've got this. I've done this before!
啊！ Ah!
库珀，你他妈会搞砸的！ Cooper, you're gonna fuck this up!
闭嘴快来帮忙！ Shut up and help!
你在开玩笑吗？ Are you kidding me?
福特！你到底在干嘛？ Ford, what the hell are you doing?
老子要从你身上爬上去... I'm gonna crawl up you...
然后干死德.卢卡 and take out De Luca.
放开你在老娘胸上的手！ Get your hands off my boobs!
老子在救你！ I'm saving you!
哦天哪！你的手不应该在这！ Oh, my God. Those do not belong on those!
我找不到更好抓的地方 I can't get a good grip.
你的裤子也太滑了！ Your pants are too slippery!
你应该穿上粗布裤子 You should have worn coarser pants.
是吗，我早就不想穿我那些该死的硬纱裤了 Well, I'm tired of wearing my fucking sandpaper pants.
夹紧屁股！夹紧你他妈的屁股！ Clench your ass! Clench your fucking ass!
哦！你滚开吧！ Oh! Get out of there!
帮我一下！ Help me out!
你这个混帐！ You motherfucker!
我会给HR打报告的 I'm gonna report you to HR.
抓牢了！ Hang on tight!
老子要像一个空中飞人一样 I'm gonna swing like I'm on a trapeze,
直接跳进驾驶舱！ and leap my way up to the cockpit...
老子告诉过你，你会搞砸的，库珀！ I told you you was gonna fuck this up, Cooper!
天啊！ Holy smokes!
喔，太高了！ Ooh, that's high!
真该死！ God damn it!
这他妈是新西装 Fucking new suit.
该结束了你这臭狗屎！ This shit ends now!
别动！ Freeze!
哦，我的老天！ Oh, my God!
我他妈没心情听你废话！ I am not in the fucking mood for your bullshit!
是吗？那你一定会喜欢这个！ Yeah? Then you'll love this!
老娘也没有心情听你废话！ I am not in the mood for your bullshit!
退后！ Back up!
抱歉，间谍 Sorry, spy.
游戏时间结束了 Playtime's over.
对，没错 Yeah, it is.
跟你的玩具说再见吧！ Say goodbye to your toys!
你要干嘛？ What are you doing?
你敢试试！哦我的上帝！ Don't you dare! Oh, my God!
别！ Don't!
不！ No!
哦，我的天！ Oh, my God!
去死吧！ Die!
啊！ Ah!
我刚刚杀人了！ I just shot a man!
这算坏事吗，可感觉这么棒？ Is it wrong it felt so right?
这才是我吗！ It's so me!
嘿，英勇的女士！ Hey! Heroic lady!
在我国家 In my country,
有一句关于女人的话，说的就是你 there is a saying about women like you...
“火热到爆了！” "Hot as fuck!"
哦天哪，时机不对，奥尔多！ Oh, God. Not now, Aldo.
去吧苏珊！ Go, Susan!
哦 Oh.
这在我计划之外！ That was not part of my plan.
女人就是女人，战斗的时候还要佩戴首饰 Just like a woman to wear jewelry into battle.
不过，这也是我见过的 Although, this is the ugliest
最他妈丑的项链！ fucking necklace I've ever seen!
对，没错 Yes, it is.
现在它是你的了 And it's all yours...
有个调节扣子呢！ with an adjustable toggle!
开始吧，没问题的 Here we go. No problem.
拜托啊！ Come on!
好了！好的，我做到了 Okay! All right, I got it.
我做到了 I got it.
直升机不错嘛，你在哪里弄到的？ Nice copter! Where'd you get it?
这是50美分的！ It's 50 Cent's!
我强迫他借给我们用的！ I had to deputize him to let us use it!
他可是相当怕我呢！ He is so afraid of me!
我也是个混账间谍了！ I'm a motherfucking spy!
让我们再去找点别的人杀杀吧！ Let's go shoot somebody else!
哦闭嘴，50美分，不然我再舔你一次！ Simmer down, 50 Cent, or I'll mount you again.
这日子真是越来越好了！ This day is just getting better and better!
他需要我！ He wants me!
我想我们该降落了 I think we should land.
我丢了颗核弹在水里呢 I dropped a nuke in the water.
干得好同志们，真对不起这个湖了 Good job, guys. Sorry about the lake.
好了，混蛋，别用力挤 All right, motherfucker, don't push.
你们都能拍到想要的照片 You're gonna get your pictures.
有足够的空间呢 There's enough 50 to go around.
你们知道我帮忙宰了名恐怖分子，对吧？ You know I just helped kill a terrorist, right?
你们从没见过坎耶做这种事吧？ You ever see Kanye do some shit like that?
他从没有，从没有！ He never, never!
这是不是很棒？ Isn't this wonderful?
我希望在监狱里度过我的余生 I was hoping to spend the rest of my life in jail.
好让我有足够的时间来反省 Give me some quality time to deal with the fact...
跟一个有杀父之仇的男人上床的事实 that I was sleeping with the man who killed my father.
不管如何，打电话给我律师 Anyway. Call my lawyer.
把我手提包从宾馆拿过来 Get the Goyard tote from the hotel.
我需要一切准时... I need everything on time...
你还以为我在替你办事吗？ Do you think I still work for you?
哦算了，操你丫的 Whatever. Fuck you.
我知道你还是喜欢我的 I knew you really liked me.
嘿！ Hey!
也操你丫的 Fuck you too.
别他妈碰我的头发！ Don't touch my fucking hair!
你看什么看？ What are you looking at?
哦天哪，奥尔多，别... Oh, God, Aldo, don't...
我防你的抓奶龙爪手防的太累了 I am too tired to fend off your groping.
请别 Please.
我完全理解 I understand completely.
听着，我的真名是阿尔伯特 Look, my real name is Albert...
军情六处 MI6.
听着，我很抱歉我的伪装有点过度了 Look, I'm sorry if my disguise was a bit much.
我只是很喜欢真正地去进入一个角色 I just like to really get into character.
虽然恐怕我可能在某些点上 Although I fear I may have become
变得太兴奋 overexcited at certain points.
是有一点 Little bit.
不过作为歉意 By way of apology...
如果你工作需要来到伦敦 should your work ever bring you to London...
我会很高兴邀请你共进晚餐 I would love to take you for dinner.
好的，可以，我觉得那挺好 Okay. Yeah, I think that would be nice.
很好 Wonderful.
天呐！ God!
你觉得我的英国腔怎么样？ How you like my English accent, huh?
我从唐顿庄园里学的 I learn it from the Downton Abbey.
不，我开玩笑的 No, I'm only joking.
又或许是真的？ Or am I?
哦，我的神啊 Oh, my God.
库珀 Coop.
干得漂亮 Great work.
多么棒的表现 What a job.
超级库珀。真令人惊讶 Super Cooper. Really amazing.
- 谢谢 - 是的，没错 - Thanks. - Yes, it was.
你真的做到了 You really came through.
谢谢你夫人 Thank you, ma'am.
我现在想继续让你留在外勤组 I'd like to keep you out in the field for now.
哇哦 Wow.
我们需要你明天飞往布拉格 We need you to fly to Prague tomorrow...
渗透到一个国际毒品走私组织中去 to infiltrate an international drug-smuggling ring.
这是你的新身份 Here's your new identity.
可以吗，库珀？ You in, Cooper?
特工苏珊.库珀前来报到，夫人 Agent Susan Cooper reporting for duty, ma'am.
- 现在没人这么说了，不过... - 好极了 - Nobody says or does that, but... - great.
好的 Okay.
谢谢您 Thank you.
弗朗西斯.梅斯，一名失业的电话推销员 Francis Mays is an unemployed telemarketer
靠她的残疾抚恤金生活 living off her disability checks.
哦，仁慈的上帝啊！ Oh, sweet Jesus!
谁会在护照的照片上戴眼镜啊？ And who wears reading glasses in their passport photo?
她只是在开玩笑，她骗你的! She's only kidding. She got ya!
哦天哪，这玩笑还行！ Oh, my God! That was a good one!
没错，其实，我没开玩笑，我可没有幽默细胞 Yeah, actually, I'm not. I don't have a sense of humor.
不，别这样 No, you don't.
我们再聊吧 We'll talk soon.
很高兴你的红眼病已经控制住了 Glad the pinkeye is under control.
它真的只是过敏... That was actually an allergy...
好了，知道了 Okay. Got it.
那么，你现在是正式间谍了，库珀 So, you're a spy now, Coop.
是啊 Yeah.
恭喜了 Congratulations.
谢谢 Thanks.
我不认为在地下后勤组 I don't think I'll ever find anyone
还能找到和你一样出色的人 as good as you in the basement.
我想你可以的 I think you will.
那底下还有很多优秀的人 There's a lot of good people down there.
那么，嘿 So, hey...
我知道有一个很棒的小餐馆在这附近 I know a great little restaurant right near here.
可以的话，你和我去吃一顿很不错的晚餐？ Maybe you and I could go for a nice, long dinner?
你知道吗 You know what,
我只是想感受下一个专属于女生的夜晚 I'm just kind of feeling like a girls' night.
你懂的，对吧？ You understand, right?
是，那当然 Yeah, sure.
那我再找你吧，玩的开心 I'll catch you later. You go have a great time.
谢谢 Thank you.
你的体毛比我想像的要多得多 You're a lot furrier than I thought you'd be.
- 是啊 - 是啊 - Yeah. - Yeah.
回头见，伙计 Smell you later, pal.
嘿，库珀 Hey, Coop.
你对德卢卡说的那些关于我的话 All those things you said about me to De Luca...
你是说真的吗？ Did you mean that?
天啊，我非常欣赏你 God, I admire you.
很高兴你还活着，布拉德利 Glad you're still alive, Beverly,
你这个该死的娘炮！ you silly fucking girly wanker!
老天！ God!
干得不错，库珀 Nice work, Cooper.
哇哦，这是在夸我吗？ Wow. Is that a compliment?
难得听你夸我一次 That's not easy for you to do.
去他娘的，听着，你干得很漂亮 Fuck it. Look, you did a good job.
也可能只是你这种菜鸟运气好 Probably just beginner's luck, though.
啊，又来了。你从哪儿弄的这西装？ There we go. Where did you get a suit?
我他妈自己做的，不行吗？ I fucking made it, didn't I?
很漂亮 It's nice.
你还是不回中情局吗？ You still out of the CIA?
恐怕不行了，他们需要老子 Probably not. They need me.
不过我想我需要先花一点时间，独自一个人 I think I need to spend some time on my own first, though.
放空一阵 Clear my head.
我要开着它到海边去 I'm gonna take this down the coast.
也许，会在意大利待一段时间，再开到希腊 Maybe spend some time in Italy. Drive it to Greece.
有时候，身为男人就该去乘风破浪 Sometimes a man needs to go to sea.
听起来不错，福特 Sounds good, Ford.
一帆风顺 Good for you.
保重 Take care.
再会 Bye.
后会有期！ Arrivederci.
你认为他知道这是一个湖吗？ Do you think he knows that's a lake?
不，我想他不知道 No, I don't.
- 我们走吧 - 好 - Let's go. - Okay.
我不能让别人看出我身上有多痛 You can't let anybody see how sore I am.
- 我会帮你 - 好的 - I got you. - Okay.
过来 Come here.
我的屁股真的饱经风霜了 My glutes are really seizing up.
如果你还痛，我告诉你该怎么做 If you're sore, I'll tell you what.
先洗个热水澡，然后我们去庆祝 Take a hot bath and then we're gonna celebrate.
但愿你喜欢香槟和牛肉干 I hope you like champagne and beef jerky.
好啊，哦，那是... Well... Oh. That's a...
你必须喜欢！ You have to!
因为我偷了整整一箱... Because I stole a case of it...
我不知道会不会喜欢两个一道吃 I don't know if I like them together.
反正从50美分的直升机上拿的！ ...out of 50 Cent's helicopter!
哦，慢点，慢点 Slower, slower.
库珀，这他妈是个湖吗？ Cooper, is this a fucking lake?
这让我他妈怎么去意大利？ How the fuck do I get to Italy?
噢 Ow.
大咪咪 Bosoms.
哦，别喊了，你不是很喜欢吗 Ah, stop screaming. You loved it.
哦天哪 Ugh. God.
* Yeah, listen here!
* I'm your little heartbreaker Your little earth shaker
* Don't shake your finger at me
* No, no
* I ain't misbehaving I don't need your saving
* A little space is something I need
* I'm not that little darling I don't beg your pardon
* I'm trouble with a capital "T" Yeah, yeah
* I'm no angel There's no stopping me
* Here I come, here I come here I come...
* Well I'm your bad seed rising Ain't no use denying
* This girl ain't a good girl no more
* Bad seed rising ain't no use in crying
* I still wear a halo, my Lord
* No use denying, this girl ain't a good girl no more
* This girl ain't a good girl no more
* Now listen here
* Bless my heart, bless my soul Like my mama told me so
* Never lie, keep it gold Always take care of my own
* 'Cause they're always looking They're looking out for me
* Here I come, here I come here I come...
* Well I'm your bad seed rising Ain't no use denying
* This girl ain't a good girl no more
* Bad seed rising ain't no use in crying
* I still wear a halo, my Lord
* No use denying, this girl ain't a good girl no more
* This girl ain't a good girl no more
* Here I come, here I come here I come...
* Here I come
* Here I come, here I come here I come...
* Here I come
* Here I come, here I come here I come...
* Here I come
* I'm your bad seed rising ain't no use denying
* This girl ain't a good girl no more
* Bad seed rising Ain't no use in lying
* This girl ain't a good girl no more
* Bad seed rising Ain't no use in crying
* I still wear a halo my Lord
* Ain't no use denying
* This girl ain't a good girl no more
* Now listen here
* This girl ain't a good girl no more
* Ain't no use denying
* This girl ain't a good girl no more
* This girl ain't a good girl no more *
完了吗？ Finished?
是啊 Yeah.
再来一次？ Round two?
好吧 All right.
不过，别再用你的大拇指了 Don't do that thing with your thumb again.
我真不敢相信我会这么说！我好恨自己这么说啊！ I can't believe I said it! I hate myself for saying it!
她竟然说了！ She said it!