保加利亞_
瓦爾納
女士們 Ladies.
Bakarat（酒杯製造商） Baccarat.
巧奪天工啊 Exquisite.
蒂霍米爾 Tihomir.
舉起手 Hang up.
布拉德利.法恩 Bradley Fine.
我很榮幸 I'm honored.
榮幸的應該是我 Pleasure is all mine.
告訴我核彈在哪？ Tell me where the bomb is?
10秒，否則你就死 10 seconds or you’re dead.
有意思，你要想清楚 Interesting. You see.
當我的手下和我藏核彈的時候 When my men and I hid it.
我在確保殺了所有「目擊者」的同時 I made sure to erase any witnesses.
接著我又乾掉了「清理者」 And then I erased the erasers.
這意味著 Which means.
唯有我一個人知道... I'm the only one who knows...
那個危險的 just where that dangerously
移動小型核彈在哪 compact and transportable nuke is.
所以 So.
我想說，我已經超過了10秒鐘 I'll say I have more than 10 seconds.
那麼，既然這樣 Well then, in that case.
我建議你最好... I say you better start...
我操 Fuck.
我的天，怎麼... Oh my god. What...
你為啥這麼做？ Why did you do that?
我不是故意的 I didn't do it on purpose.
這裡的花粉也太多了 Like a ton of pollen in here.
天哪！這太瘋狂了 Oh God. Christmas on a cracker.
你帶抗敏藥了嗎？ Did you take your medicine?
我忘在了飛機上 I forgot it on the plane
我早上告訴過你 I told you this morning.
我在你所有外套都放了 I put extra in all your jackets.
你還真放了 You did.
好吧，媽的 Great.Shit.
謝謝 Thanks.
不，你知道嗎 No. You know what.
這跟你無關，因為我前段時間聽到你打噴嚏 That's on me because I heard you sniffled a while ago
我卻忽視了這個徵兆，所以 and I did nothing with that information. So.
他的死我來負責，好了 It's-That's blood on my hands. Really, okay.
你最好知道有3個人進來了 You know what, you got 3 coming in.
立刻從後門離開，快走 Get out the back door now, move.
這裡有人嗎？ Anybody in here?
是的，拐角那即將出來一個 Yeah, we got 1 coming around the corner now.
現在有三個人正從門後面走出來 Your 3 guests are coming out of the door behind you right now.
注意你身後 Watch your six.
全中 Yahtzee.
哦，屌炸了 Oh, zinger.
看樣子應該多帶點子彈 Should have brought more bullets.
我以為那些是我平常吃的巧克力屑 I thought they were chocolate sprinkles which I would eat normally.
但這味道就像...說出來你們可能不信 But this tasted like, there's no other way to say it really.
就像老鼠屎 Like a rat sauce.
嘿各位，你們能保持安靜嗎 Hey guys,can you please keep it down.
看吧，很不幸我們的吊頂上又有老鼠了 Look. Unfortunately there's vermin in the ceiling again.
我本來不想說，但是它們把屎拉在了你們的蛋糕上 And I hate to say it but they well they pooped all over your cake
- 往左邊？ - 不行 - Am I going left? - No.
你需要往右然後穿過通道 I need you to go right and head down the tunnel.
你右邊過來一個 You got 1 coming around to your right,
他身後還有一群 and he's got a swarm behind.
這才像我的小妞 That's my girl.
哦，我都不懂你在說些啥 Oh, I don't know.
小心你後面 Watch your back.
哦，真是千鈞一髮，法恩 Oh.It's a close one, Fine.
- 誰是最屌的？ - 是你！ - Whose the finest of them all? - You are!
哦布拉德利~你真屌~你真屌~ Oh, Bradley, you're so fine,you're so fine,
你讓我騷動~嘿布拉德利~ you blow my mind.
哦上帝！低頭！ Oh god! Duck!
動作漂亮，法恩 Nice moves, Fine.
看得出你一直在鍛鍊身體 Bodies has been working out for you.
你看出來了？ You noticed?
只是你的屁股看上去有點松垮 You just seemed looser in your hips.
我是說對於健壯的人...來講 I mean athletically...speaking.
我說不上來 I don't know.
我猜你看起來應該不會太尷尬 I guess you don't seem so awkward.
閉嘴 shut up.
- 直走？ - 不 - Going straight? - No.
從樓梯上去 Go right up the stairs.
在第一個平台你會看到一個little渣渣 You're going to find a little friend on the first landing.
感謝你的幫助 Thanks for your help.
好了，你已經清理了這裡 Okay, you are clear to the top.
繼續走 Get moving.
上帝啊！老鼠成精了！ Oh my god, the rats can fly!
拜託，你們這些傢伙 Come on, you guys.
好吧，法恩，站在門那等 Alright, Fine, stop at the door.
一名警衛來了，我會給你信號 Okay, you have a guard approaching. I'll tell you when.
準備，法恩 Wait for it, Fine.
三 Three
二、一，上！ two, one. Now!
哦糟糕，我是不是忘了敲門了？ Oh dear. Did I forget to knock?
它們纏到我的頭髮了 They're culling at my hair.
我看不見了！ I can't see!
什麼叫「你看不見了」？ What do you mean you can't see?
我沒事了，有一大波SUV逼近 I'm good. You got SUV approaching.
去碼頭！ Go to the dock!
碼頭，好主意 Dock, excellent idea.
柏伊諾的船停在最後 Boyanov's boats at the end.
呃...沒有鑰匙啊小庫庫 Uh...No keys, Coop
方向盤下面的左下角有塊面板，你可以... Panel is on the lower left, under the steering wheel. You can...
你可以用電線啓動它 You can hot wire it.
我沒法碰到電線 I can't get to the wires.
趴下捂好你的耳朵 Then stay down and hold your ears.
這叫我怎麼聽到你那銷魂的聲音 And how will I hear your beautiful voice.
別再發浪了趴好 Stop being adorable and get down.
鎖定坐標：43.16547，27.94654 Lock on coordinates: 43.16547, 27.94654
立即發射！ Fire, now!
任務完成 close work.
無人機玩的漂亮，小庫庫 Nice drone work, Coop.
我想舔你一臉 I can kiss you.
哦好啊，我想我會... Oh well, well I would...
我會張開嘴來迎接的 I would accept that with an open mouth.
我很快回來，晚餐我請客 Soon as I'm back, dinner's on me.
乾得好，小庫庫 Great work, Coop.
哦對了，你能到乾洗店幫我取衣服嗎？ Oh, hey. Pick up my dry cleaning for me would you.
還有我的車 Also get my car.
可以，沒問題 Oh sure, no problem.
哦，我還得把我的園丁炒了 Oh, and I have to fire my gardener.
他用割草機的時候每次都搞壞灑水噴頭 He keeps running over the sprinkler heads with the mower.
你能幫我去炒了他嗎？ Can you cut him loose for me?
好啊，當然可以 Yeah. Oh yeah, sure
我最愛乾這種事 kidding? And love it.
你真好 You're the best.
回頭見，同志 Smell you later, pal.
天哪，可憐的海梅 God, Poor Haime.
事情是這樣的，海梅，那個... The thing is. Haime, that uh...
哦，這是你的...你的孩子？ Oh.Here is your...is your children?
- 孩子在這呢 - 對，我孩子 - Children here. Yeah, I have children.
遮住... Side cover...
這些眼睛 the eyes.
他們一直盯著我胸口看 They're looking right at me.
請不要開除我 Please. Don't fire me.
不，我是說我絕不會... No. I mean I would never...
這只是...對你工作的一個評價 This is... more of a review of you.
哦，海梅 Oh, Haime.
割草機 The...lawn...mower...
直走到割草機那 Right to the lawn mower.
你是來炒他的，蘇珊 You're a killer, Susan.
女間諜
獨立字幕組製作
哇，它看上去很好吃 Oh.He seems delicious
我不想這麼挑剔，但這尼瑪也太難嚼了吧 I don't want to be critical, but this is very chewy.
庫伯，你吃的是手巾 Coop.you're eating a hand towel.
我只是...擦一擦我的上顎 Just...cleansing my palate.
你帶我來的是個什麼破地方？ You had to take me to such a dump?
拜託，你這窮鬼 Come on, cheapskate.
漢堡王坐滿了 Burger King was booked up.
抱歉 Sorry.
嘿，我一直在想 Hey, I've been thinking.
沒有你我很多事都做不了 I couldn't do what I do without you.
然後我一直在考慮送你點什麼特別的東西 And I've been thinking about doing something special for you.
所以... So...
額滴媽呀，法恩 Good gravy, Fine.
哇，這是... Oh.That's...
一個瘋狂蛋糕 It's a crazy cupcake.
你愛吃的蛋糕 You love cakes.
哇哦，這真的很棒 Wow. That is wonderful.
試想一下，如果裡面是鑽戒之類的東西 Imagine, awkward it would've been.
會弄得大家都尷尬的嘛 If it had been adiamond ring or something.
不要鑽戒，不要 Not a diamond ring. No.
哦，我應該像這樣說 Oh, I wouldn't had see it like that.
「我是不會嫁給你的」 I wouldn't want to marry you.
我可不想後半生用你那肌肉發達的手臂和手 I don't want your musclely arms and hands,
在我胴體上來回摩擦著妮維雅 rubbing my back with Nivea for the rest of my life.
三個熊孩子跑進來，你懂的 3 kids running, you know.
凱倫、湯姆、比利 Karen, Tommy and Billy.
你還得大喊「滾犢子」！ and you said get out of here!
不要，謝謝 No, thank you.
我只是...你知道嗎，我只是... I'll just... you know. I'll just...
你就不能送個可以讓我戴得出去的首飾嗎？ Can you giving me a little jewellery I can actually wear?
你不打算戴上它嗎？ Not going to wear it?
不 Yes.
我是說我只想收藏它 I was just saving it, I mean.
戴上 Put it on.
看看，哇哦，這是... Look at that, wow. That's a...
那是調節長度的扣子 That's an adjustable toggle.
調節扣是吧 Adjustable toggle.
很多珠寶上面都看不到這設計 You don't see that. It's a lot of jewellery there.
很配你 It's so you.
是嗎？哇哦，完美 Is it? Wow, perfect.
說真的，沒有你在我耳塞里指引 Seriously. I...I couldn't do what I do
我...我什麼都做不了 without you in my earpiece.
你做的那些事我才做不到 I can never do what you do.
你能想象我做間諜會是啥樣嗎？ Can you imagine me as a spy?
哦我去 Oh my god.
- 執行某個任務時 - 沒錯 - Out in the field. - Yeah.
- 拿著把槍 - 不是吧？ - With a gun. - What?
伊琳是不會讓我去做間諜的 Elaine would never let me be a spy.
我甚至，甚至穿上衣服也不像個間諜 I can't even can't even dress like a spy.
看看你，你有著自己的裁縫... Look at you and your tailor...
所有的衣服都裁剪得體 and your everything is cut right.
我呢，穿著這身像是凹凸的南瓜一樣的連衣裙 And my, it's like a lumpy pumpkin sag dress.
甚至都不知道叫啥牌子 It doesn't even have a label.
像這種連個標籤都沒有的衣服我都懷疑是不是我媽做的 It doesn't even have a label. I think my mom made it.
別，停下，夠了 No. Stop. Enough.
不是的，好了，好了... No. Good, good...
- 對自己手下留情點 - 好吧 - Go easy on yourself. - Okay.
我們是完美的搭檔，所以我們才能一起合作 We're a perfect team. That's why we work.
沒錯 Yeah.
到這來 Come here.
過來讓我仔細看看 Come here, look close.
我覺得你得了紅眼病 I think you're getting a pinkeye.
什麼？不 What? No.
- 就是那裡 - 不，不是 - Right there. - No, no.
你清理完貓窩之後有像這樣擦過你的眼睛嗎？ Did you like wiped your eye after you cleaned out the cat box.
我沒有貓 I don't have cats.
那為毛我會那麼認為？ Why did I think that?
我怎麼知道 I don't-I don't know.
你可以養幾只，它們是很好的伴侶 You should get some, there's good company.
蘭格利_弗吉尼亞州（CIA中情局）
我們截獲了一個情報 We intercepted a chatter that the
核彈一直在尋找出價最高的買家 weapon is still being offered to the highest bidder.
除了柏伊諾以外還會有誰知道核彈下落 Someone other than Boyanov knows where that nuke is.
可能是他女兒，瑞娜 It's probably his daughter, Rayna.
她是他真正唯一信任的人 She's really the only person he trusted.
天哪，庫珀，你得了紅眼病嗎？ Jesus, Cooper. Do you have pink eye?
回家吧，你會傳染給其他人的 Go home, you're going to infect everybody.
- 早跟你說了 - 不 - Told ya. - No.
這不是紅眼病，夫人 It's not pink eye, ma'am.
只是...我有一點過敏而已 It's just... I'm having a bit of a allergic reaction.
好吧，我對這種該死的兒童疾病也過敏 Well, I'm allergic to disgusting childhood illness.
所以離我遠點吧 So stay away from me.
抱歉 Sorry.
不管怎樣，你說得很對 Anyway, you are right.
柏伊諾死後 After Boyanov's death,
瑞娜在瓦爾納DSK銀行開了一個保險箱 Rayna went to a safety deposit box of a DSK bank in Varna.
當天晚上我們就收到這個消息 The chatter picked up later that night.
我們對她瞭解多少？ What do we know about her?
我可以調出她的檔案 I can pull up her file.
哦，卡住了 Oh, that's stuck.
太熱了這裡 So warm in here.
我找找文件 I'll pull up my file.
天哪，別用你那感染紅眼病的手碰我的鍵盤 Jesus, not on my keyboard, with your pink eye infected fingers.
你這樣的話還不如直接流幾滴眼淚到我嘴巴里 Why don't you just cry directly into my mouth while you're at it.
這真的只是過敏而已 It really is just a allergic reaction.
坐一邊去，我自己會找 Sit down. I'll do it.
好的，我坐那邊去 Okay. I'm going to sit down.
瑞娜.柏伊諾，畢業於牛津大學國際法專業 Rayna Boyanov. Major at international law at Oxford,
成績名列前茅 top of her class.
過去10年一直住在倫敦 Been living in London for the past 10 years.
現在我們瞭解到的是，她一直 Now we know. She has been communicating
在跟幾個恐怖組織的頭目聯繫 with the heads of several terrorist organizations.
其中最殘暴的是 Most ominously,
索薩.屌大淫夫 Solsa Dudaev,
是基地組織資助的「車臣烈士旅」的領導人 The Al Qaeda funded leader of the Chechen Martyrs Brigade.
我們有充分的證據表明，他計劃用一種機械裝置 We have compelling evidence that he has the machinery in place
將核彈運輸到紐約 to get that nuke to New York.
下周正好是聯合國大會 In time for next week's UN general assembly.
我已經準備完畢 I'm already packed.
有消息指出，她住在索菲亞的郊區 One of sources was told she's taken residence outside of Sofia.
去搞死她 Go get her.
收拾好我的東西，小庫庫 Grab my things, Coop.
天哪庫珀，去戴些墨鏡或者別的東西吧 Jesus, Cooper. Go put on some sunglasses or something.
gypsy 吉普賽，也可譯作吉普賽式的流浪，泛指乞丐
感覺你就像個正在詛咒我的乞丐 Feel like you're a gypsy, cursing me with it.
不錯，我正在這麼做 Yup. I'm on it.
上帝，我的人生就是個悲劇 God. My life is a disaster.
不，不是的 No, it's not.
我都40了，還是一個人生活 I'm 40, I live by myself.
自從傑瑞3年前離開我之後一直沒有談過正式的戀愛 I've not been in a real relationship since Jerry left me 3 years ago
傑瑞就是個傻屌 Jerry was a jackass.
我是說我放棄老師的職業加入中情局 I mean, when I gave up teaching to join the CIA.
我以為一切會變得與眾不同 I thought everything is going to be different.
我以為自會成為一個了不起的間諜 I thought I was going to be this amazing spy.
我只是...結果還是和以前一樣一事無成 I'm just...same boring person like I was before.
好了，不管怎麼說，我覺得你已經很出色了 Well, for what it's worth. I think you're brilliant as you are.
你會讓人性奮 You're exciting.
但是你知道嗎？你太低調了 But you know? You played it too safe.
不知道，或許你是對的 I don't know. Maybe you're right.
我只是...你知道嗎我到現在還能想起我媽媽的話 I just...I still- you know, hear my mom's voice.
「安分守己的女人，往往創造歷史」 "Well behave woman, often make history."
不對，你要知道這話的原詞是 Yes, you do know the phrase.
「安分守己的女人很難...創造歷史」 "Well behaved women seldom...make history."
這個...從沒聽她這樣說過 Yeah that's...never heard she said it.
還有...額...哦 What about this...uh...oh
「低調點，讓別人去出風頭」 "Just blend in, let somebody else win."
經典 Classic.
- 這是我在學校聽到的 - 沒錯 - I got that a lot in my schools. - Yup.
然後還有像「別再做夢了，蘇珊」 And there was a "Give up on your dreams, Susan."
她過去常常把這種話寫在我的飯盒上 She used to write that in my lunch box.
看那邊 I mean look.
我們和凱倫沃克之間到底差在哪？ What's really so different between us and Karen Walker.
我想，我想...差不多是所有方面 I think-I think literally, everything.
不，等等，不是 No, hang on. No
因為你在Carvela的受訓成績跟她一樣好 Because you were just as good as out in the Carvela.
她，她的任務完成率甚至比法恩都高 She-She has more successful missions than even Fine.
哦，她就是個菜逼 Oh. She's the worse.
看看她，難道她真的有這麼完美？ Look at her. She's so perfect, isn't she?
「嗨，我是凱倫.沃克，超級間諜，額呵呵...」 "Hi. I'm Karen Walker,Super spy. Uh-heh-heh..."
完美的頭髮，完美的臉蛋 Perfect hair, perfect face.
她可能每晚都被自己感動到哭著睡覺 She probably cries herself to sleep every night.
- 我想她應該不會吧 - 她就是這種人 - I don't think she probably does. - She probably does.
而且不像是那種矯情地流淚 And not like sort of cute little tears.
而是那種「天哪我怎麼會這麼美」地大哭 Like brilly, sort of you know, silent kind of thing.
我覺得不會這樣 I don' think that.
哭起來就像上下顛倒的扁豆那樣誇張 Like sort of upside down kidney bean.
-「這就是我睡覺時的樣子嗎」 - 噓，噓 - This is what I look when I'm asleep. - Shh shh
安靜 Be quiet.
她又不認識我們而且她也不在我們面前 She wouldn't know who we are She's not in front of us now.
嗨，嘿 南希，嗨 蘇珊 Hi Hey Nancy. Hi Susan.
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
嘿你們2個美女坐在這的樣子真是太可愛了 Hey, you 2 cuties sitting here being all cute.
一杯古典雞尾酒 Have an Old Fashioned, please.
他的服務真的很慢 His service is really slow.
超級的慢 Super slow.
接下來的一個小時內你都喝不到 You're not getting that in the next hour.
- 給你，沃克小姐 - 謝謝 - Here you go, Miss Walker. - Thank you.
- 哦 - 哇哦 - Oh. - Wow.
艾倫和我是老交情了，我經常來這裡 Alan and I go way back. I come here all the time.
我們也是，對吧艾倫？ So do we, right Alan?
嘿，艾倫，額...艾倫 Hey, Alan. How... Alan.
比蓋！比蓋！ Bigai!Bigai!
喲唬，阿倫！你個坑貨 Yoo-hoo, Al! You got a hole.
沃克小姐，這倆貨是不是在騷擾你？ Miss Walker. these 2 bothering you?
- 哦不，謝謝，他們很好 - 好的 - Oh no. Thank you, they're fine. - Okay.
- 艾倫 - 他真可愛 - Alan. - He's the sweetest.
- 他真有趣 - 他剛剛竟然假裝不認識 - He's funny. - He just pretends not to know.
好了，不管怎麼說，我請了休假 well. Anyway, I'm taking some time off.
那麼等我回來再見你們吧 So I'll see you guys when I get back.
- 哦 - 你去哪度假？ - Oh. - Where're you going?
卡普里島 Capri.
- 卡普里 - 卡普里 - Capri - Capri
你知道嗎，我很想自己能一直呆在這兒 I wished I could just stick around here, you know.
坐在角落看本好書 curl up with a good book.
但是，我有一整船的朋友在遊艇上等著我 But, I have a yacht full of friends waiting for me.
- 哇 - 反正 - Wow. - Anywho.
等我回來你們再看到我的時候 I'll see you guys when I get back.
會是滿臉雀斑的古銅色皮膚 All freckle and tanned
- 我們一定會去看你的 - 沒錯 - We're gonna see you. - Yeah.
- 再見 - 再見 - Bye. - Bye.
哦抱歉，蘇珊病了 Oh, sorry. Susan's ill.
她胃不舒服 It's her stomach
天哪，我謝謝你全家 My god. Thank you for that.
- 你為啥那麼做？ - 抱歉，我緊張 - Why would you do that? - I'm sorry, I panicked.
真是一個美好的時刻 What a great moment.
- 看看她 - 哦我知道，那條裙子 - Just looked at her. - Oh, I know. That dress.
看看她那騷逼樣 Look at her confidence.
他們甚至被允許在這裡吸煙 They are even allowed to smoke in here.
我要回家了 I'm gonna go home.
- 不，拜託 - 是的 - No, come on. - Yes.
蘇珊 Susan.
- 感覺好點了嗎？ 哦謝謝，沒事 - Feel better? - Oh thank you, yeah.
法恩，你好了嗎？ Fine. You good?
好了小庫庫，剛剛在停車 Okay Coop. Just pulling up.
蘇珊，你做的很棒 Susan, you're killing it.
哦很好，你知道為啥嗎，裡面有菊苣 Oh good. You know what, they are chicory.
有跡象表面她在房間里嗎？ Any sign of her in the house?
熱感應沒有檢測到任何線索 Heat sensors aren't picking anything up.
好像有某種干擾 There's some kind of interference.
我不喜歡這鐘感覺，法恩 I don't like this, Fine.
我準備好迎接挑戰了 I'm up for the challenge.
讓哥進去看看 Let's go in.
媽蛋，你的攝像頭有點問題 Shoot. There is something wrong with your camera.
你能關掉換個新的嗎？ Can you switch out for a new one?
來不及了 Too late.
沒有保鏢 No security.
她的父親絕不會讓自己這麼毫無防備 Her father would never have let himself this exposed.
好了，撤退，法恩，這太順利了 Okay. Pull back, Fine, this is too easy.
我就喜歡乾這種順利的事 I like things that are easy.
我的天，法恩 Oh my god, Fine.
真不知道你是怎麼做到像這樣的 I don't know how you do things like that.
嘿，誰是這個世上最屌的人？ Hey. Who's the finest of them all?
我哪知道 I don't know.
我猜是，你？ I'm guessing, you?
放下武器 Drop your weapon.
法恩，咋滴了？ Fine, what's happening?
讓我猜猜，應該是你耳朵里的人想知道發生了什麼事吧？ Let me guess, whoever is in your ear wants to know what's happening?
他馬上就死了 He's about to die.
這就是發生的事 That's what.
小妹妹你握的這把槍會不會太大了 Awfully big gun for such a little girl.
天哪，這種時候就別調戲了 God. Don't say stuff like that.
好了，在你右邊正好有一排刀架 Okay. There's a knife rack directly to your right.
從她拿槍的姿勢來看，她還不熟練 The way she's holding the gun, she's not experienced.
如果你彎腰衝過去，你就能拿到刀並且制服她 If you jump and launch. You get the knife and disarm her.
是不是有人建議你過去拿把刀？ Did someone just suggested you grabbed one of those knives?
不不不！不！ No-no-no...no!
我操！ Damn it!
法恩？ Fine?
他們還能看到我嗎？ Can they see me right now?
讓我稍微調整一下角度 Let me adjust the angle a little bit.
哦天哪 Oh my god.
他叫布拉德利 法恩 His name was Bradley Fine.
供職於中情局 He worked for the CIA.
其他高級特工包括... Other top agents include...
馬修.瑞特、提莫西.克萊斯、瑞克.福特還有凱倫.沃克 Matthew Wright, Timothy Cress, Rick Ford and Karen Walker
起來，法恩，起來啊 Come on, Fine. Come on.
我對你們所有特工的行動都了如指掌 I know who all your active agents are.
所以，除非你們希望這樣的屍體不斷增加 So. Unless you like the body count to grow.
否則我建議你們最好遠離我 I suggest you stay far away from me.
現在最好去拿些紙吧 Now grab some tissues,
因為這才是真正的悲傷時刻 because it's about to get real sad.
不，不要，不！ No, don't. No!
哦天哪，法恩 Oh my god. Fine.
自當上副局長以來 As Deputy Director.
我從來沒有經歷過，比向自己同事告別 I've never had a more difficulty duty, than to bid
還要更痛苦的事情 farewell to colleagues taken from us.
從多佛基地，到家庭儀式 From Dover, to the family services.
再到這樣的紀念館 To memorials like these.
告別總是最艱難的 It's tough to say goodbye.
這種事你也無能為力，蘇珊 There's nothing you could have done, Susan.
布拉德利.法恩 Bradley Fine.
不僅僅是一個同事和朋友 Was more than just a co-worker and a friend.
他是我們家庭的一份子 He's a part of our family.
作為家人 And as family,
即使知道每個人的命運生來就被上天注定 even knowing that the universe has a plan for each human life.
還是很難接受這樣一個優秀正直的人突然離去 It's hard to accept the sudden lost of such a good and decent person.
「好了，在你右邊正好有一排刀架」 Okay. There's a knife rack directly to your right.
蘇珊，我看了你對瑞娜 柏伊諾的評估報告 Susan. I got your assessment report on Rayna Boyanov.
我知道你現在可能會感到情緒激動 I know you're probably feeling a lot of emotion right now,
但是請盡量避免使用像「逼養的」這種詞 but please refrain from using the term "thundercunt".
哦老天，我都沒意識到我寫了那些詞語，抱歉 Oh my god. I-I didn't realise I wrote that, I'm sorry.
南希，我給你發了一張照片 Nancy, I'm sending you a photo.
它的圖像不是很清晰，你能改善一下嗎？ It's in pretty bad shape. Can you enhance it?
巴黎？ Paris？
那個逼玩意兒是他媽如何查到我們的操蛋名字的？ How the fuck did this thwart, find out our fucking names?
我們也不知道 We don’t know.
還有你最好收回帶那個「T」的詞 And I've looked way back where the 'T' word for.
人事部會請你喝茶的 You're not immune from the HR department.
成熟點 Grow up.
thwart 原意為獨木舟，因形接近女性下體...
這個「thwart」的意思在英國不一樣 The thwart means something completely different in England.
哦，在這就是「逼」的意思 Well, here it means vagina.
不管怎樣，很明顯我們當中出了內奸 Anyway. Obviously we're talking about a mole.
可能有內奸也可能是我們的系統被黑了 It could be a mole that could've hacked our system.
這些都是猜測，最重要的線索是 It's anyone's guess. The bottom line is.
瑞娜.柏伊諾即將要把小規模的 Rayna Boyanov is about to sell a small scale tactical
戰術核武器賣給一個恐怖組織 nuclear weapon to a terrorist organization
而我們還不知道她或者那些核彈在哪 And we don't know where she or the bomb is.
所幸，我們的分析師蘇珊.庫伯找到線索 And fortunately, our analyst Susan Cooper found the lead.
瑞娜有個叫瑟吉奧.德.盧卡的電話 Rayna had the number of Sergio De Luca.
我們一直懷疑這個德.盧卡 We've long suspected that De Luca
是恐怖組織的中間人 of working as an intermediate with terrorist groups
瑞娜可能通過他來找到核武器的買家 Rayna maybe using him to find buyers for the nuke.
這是他在巴黎的辦公室號碼 The number was to a office he keeps in Paris.
我告訴過你派我代替法恩去那裡 I told you to send me in there instead of Fine.
而你不聽 And you didn't.
現在法恩死了，我他媽的要加入 And now Fine is dead. I'm gonna fuck in.
你不能去 You can't.
我們需要一個還沒暴露的人去跟蹤德 盧卡 We need someone to follow De Luca without being detected.
並且我希望他能幫我們找到瑞娜 And I would hopefully takes us to Rayna.
但他不能是你們當中的一個 But it can't be any of you
我們這麼著吧 Here's what we do.
我找個機器整個容 I go into the face-off machine.
換張新面孔 Get a whole new face.
我再出現時，他們永遠不會知道那是我 I turned up. They'll never know it's me.
你有硬幣嗎？因為它要50美分 Do you have quarters? Cause it cost 50 cents.
啥？還要我付錢？ What, I've got to pay?
不，因為根本沒有那玩意兒！ No, because it doesn't exist!
不，有的！ Yes, it does!
我都在浴室聽到克萊斯和瑞特談到過這機器 I heard Cress and Wright talked about it in the shitter.
我敢肯定他們在逗你玩 I'm pretty sure that they're pulling your leg
你們這對他媽的逼玩意兒 You pair of fucking vaginas.
說真的，你必須停止這麼說話 Seriously. You got to cut that out.
天哪，聽著 Jesus, look...
我們當中肯定得去一個 one of us has to go in.
就算暴露了也沒關係 Doesn't matter if we've been exposed.
我們都曾深入過敵後，也總是能抓到我們想要的人 We've all gone deep before, and we always gotten our guy.
各位，這不僅僅是一次暗殺行動 Guys. This is more than just a kill mission.
如果我們好好計劃，我們就能抓住瑞娜、德.盧卡 Now we get Rayna, De Luca and some top terrorist leadership
還有頂尖的恐怖組織，還能找回炸彈 and get the weapon back, if we do this right.
我們只需要一個既能跟蹤他們又不會引起注意的人 We just need someone who could shadow them without attracting attention.
- 我們需要一個無名之輩 - 我來做吧 - We need someone invisible. - I'll do it.
好的，謝謝你了食堂大媽 Okay, thanks lunch lady.
我是認真的，我... I'm serious. I...
我從來沒有外出執行任務 I've never been out in the field.
沒錯，蠢的操爆的主意 Exactly. Stupid fucking idea.
我想說的是，我從來沒有暴露過這點不用懷疑 My point is that it's highly doubtful I've ever been exposed
但是你跟法恩合作過 But you worked with Fine.
他們可能也有你的資料 They may have a record of you too.
也許吧，但是，你要知道 Possibly, but， you know
他們見過我長相的可能性非常低 The odds of them knowing my face are very low.
克羅克女士，我真的想這麼做 Ms. Crocker, I would really like to do this.
為了法恩 For Fine.
你是不會認真考慮這件事的，對吧？ You're not seriously considering this, are you?
如果你認為，我會無動於衷地坐著 If you think, I'm going to sit by
看著你派一個他媽的小秘去乾我的工作 and let you send in a fucking secretary to do my work.
你乾脆現在接受老子的辭職吧 You might as well accept my resignation now.
我打斷一下，我... If I can jump in. I'm
我嚴格意義上講，額...也能算一個特工 I'm technically, uh...classified as an agent.
聽著... Look...
完...完整的特工，這樣的話 Full...Full agent, so.
特工，特工，特工... Agent, agent, agent...
我是特工 I'm agent.
你對此怎麼考慮？ Are you considering this?
為了你的安全還有在座的其他人的安全 For your safety and the safety of those around this table.
我正在考慮這事 I'm considering it.
你慢慢考慮吧，老子不乾了 Then consider this. I quit.
還有，老子知道那個他媽的整容機器肯定有 And I know there is a fucking face-off machine.
你就是不想讓我知道 You're just keeping it a secret from me.
我就當從來沒有發生過 I hasn't happened before.
這是個相當氣派的辦公室 It is quite a lovely office.
你沒事吧，庫珀？ What's your deal, Cooper?
- 你啥意思？ - 你有幻想的一面？ - What do you mean? - You got a faery side?
我其實是想在那報告上寫狡詐的一面 I really did in that report mean to write cunning.
我看了你的所有資料 I've been going over your files.
你在學院的時候成績優異 You're top of the class at the academy
尤其計算機和技術支持這方面 in all computer and support skills.
這我都不驚訝 No surprise there.
但是你在辦公室里給人一種很溫順的感覺 But you have a certain tame demeanor around the office
而且你說你從來沒拿過槍 that says you've never even held a gun.
你無法想象 So imagine
當我看到這個訓練場傳來的視頻時有多驚訝 my surprise when I saw footage from this drill back at the farm.
- 這是 - 玩我呢 - Is that - kidding me.
那是我？這不是真的... Is that me? That can't really...
「愚蠢的槍！」 Stupid gun!
肯定是有人加快了播放速度 Somebody definitely sped this up.
逼養的東西
或者攝像機角度，但這並不意味... Camera angle, does not make...
好吧，額...我去 Okay, uh...Ouch.
庫珀，庫伯，快停下！
這是斷章取義，你知道的... Out of context that's a, you know...
我到現在已經看了15遍了 I must have watched this 15 times now.
因為，這他媽是什麼！ Because, what the fuck!
- 好吧，我... - 我都忍不住要上傳到YouTube了 - Well, I... - I almost put it up on YouTube.
好吧，我想說，對這件事，我感到很過意不去 Well, I was to say the least, uncomfortable, with the event.
但我也想說的是，這都是10年前的事了 But I would also like to say it was over 10 years ago.
指導員也沒有受傷 The instructor was not harmed.
法恩是你的指導員，對吧？ Fine, was your mentor. Right?
是的 Yes.
為什麼你沒有成為一個外勤特工？ Why did you not become a field agent?
是這樣，我們如此一個配合默契又完美的團隊 Well, we're such a great fit and a great team.
我是說法恩，他說了一些很好的觀點 I mean Fine, made some great points
你知道嗎，他說我這樣也許會做的更好只要待在... You know, maybe I match better with just staying...
- 他耳朵里 - 沒錯 - In his ear. - Well.
哦，他忽悠了你 Yeah. He sniped you.
在我到這之前，所有高級特工都是這樣上位的 All the top agents used to do that before I got here.
我真的很認同他說的那些觀點 I really thought he made some great points.
女人啊 Women.
好了，你從那之後有沒有再受過訓練？10年可是很長的時間 Alright, have you any field training since then, 10 years is a long time.
沒有，夫人 No, ma'am.
正常情況下我會先送你去訓練 Normally I would send you back to the farm,
但沒時間了，而且我不能冒險讓你的身份 but there's no time and I can't take a chance
有任何洩露的可能 of anyone leaking your name.
我，我可以參加了？ Am I-Am I going?
你可以參加了 You're going.
太好了 Okay.
- 但是 - 抱歉 - But. - Sorry.
任務內容只能是跟蹤和報告 It's a track and report mission only.
收到 Got it.
我們會安排你一個新的身份 We'll be giving you a new identity.
你不再是蘇珊.庫伯 You're not longer be Susan Cooper.
- 你的新名字... - 哦，對此我有一點想法 - Your new name... - Oh, I have a few ideas for that.
我只是建議，我認為可以叫賽瑞.菲拉，曼尼克斯，吉賽爾... I was just spit-balling and I thought Serafina, Mannix, Gisele...
卡羅爾.詹金 Carol Jenkins.
卡羅爾...詹金 Carol...Jenkins.
你知道如果我能...夫人 You know. If I may...ma'am.
有一個叫卡羅爾的13歲的女孩 There was a 13 year old girl name Carol,
曾經抓著我的頭髮就像是遛狗一樣 that used to come take me around the neighbourhood
繞著我住的小區來回走 and used my braid as a dog leash.
還逼我去撿地上的餅乾，所以... And made me begged for biscuits, so...
卡羅爾.詹金 Carol Jenkins.
好，那就卡羅爾.詹金吧 Yes, Carol Jenkins.
卡羅爾.詹金是4個孩子的單親母親 Carol Jenkins is a single mother of four.
臨時從特拉華州調過來 Temporarily relocated from Delaware
幫助軟件公司提高銷售業績 to increase sales for a software company.
好的，這...這...真是個奇葩的職業... Okay. That is...That is....a different occup...
- 有問題嗎？ - 沒有 - Is there a problem? - No!
只是好奇，這4個二貨是我的家人還是我劫持的人質？ Just wondering if, this is my family of 4, taken hostages?
我只是不確定 I'm just not sure,
如果我打扮成這樣，德.盧卡怎麼會把我當回事 how De Luca is going to take me seriously if I looked like this.
德.盧卡怎麼樣也不會把你當回事 De Luca is not going to take you anything.
也許你還沒聽明白我的話 In case you did not hear me.
你不可以跟任何目標人物當面接觸 You're not to make direct contact with any of the targets.
只能跟蹤和報告 Track and report.
現在我們為你佈置了一間監視室 Now we're setting you up in a surveillance office
就在德.盧卡的辦公室的街對面 across the street from De Luca's.
你可以接入他的電話線路 You'll be tapped into the same telecom trunk,
監聽電話並截獲所有進入他辦公室的數據 and have access to voice and data coming into his office.
你的精彩程度也就這樣了 And that's as sexy as it gets.
一個差錯，核彈就會落入恐怖分子的手中 One mistake, and we got a nuclear bomb in the hands of terrorists.
- 你明白了嗎？ - 是的 - Do you understand? - Yes.
去找帕瓊 里克，他會給你特殊裝備 Go see Patrick. He's got special equipment for you.
哦天啊 Oh my god.
你這是在乾嘛？ What are you doing?
哦，你想好你的間諜名字了嗎？ Oh, did you come up with your spy name yet?
我會叫安博.瓦倫丁 My would be Amber Valentine.
聽起來就像是個AV女優 That sounds like you're an adult film star
不，我用的是「取名公式」 No, I did this "Find name formula".
安博是我第一隻寵物的名字，瓦倫丁是我小時候住的那條街 Amber was the name of my first pet and I grew up on Valentine Street
那你為你的色情電影想好名字了嗎？ Did you come up with your porn name?
哦，不，安博是我的間諜名字 Oh, no. Amber is a spy name.
- 你的叫啥？ - What was yours be?
額，米博.馬丁.路德.金.朱尼爾.布瓦德 Uh, Meatball Martin Luther King Junior Boulevard.
- 沒錯 - 哇哦 - Yeah. - Wow.
我的天啊 Oh my god.
我太激動了 I'm so excited.
你現在是間諜了 You're a spy.
我知道！我知道！我猜你會說... I know! I know! I guess you can say...
哦！我多想要一個！你很快可以得到它們了！ Oh, I got to get one of those! You can going to get one of those.
我不知道，我不知道 No, I'm not. No, I'm not.
看看這個！ Look at that!
看著好高科技啊 That looks high tech.
就像來到了未來 It's like the future.
- 帕特 里克 - 蘇珊 - Patrick. - Susan.
- 嘿，帕特 里克 - 是的 - Hey, Patrick. - Yes.
我收到伊萊恩的特別交代 I was given specific instructions by Elaine
將這些特製的設備交給你 to tailor these gadgets to you.
- 哇哦，看看他們 - 他們都不是你的 - Wow. Look at them. - These are not yours.
這不是口哨嗎？ Is that a whistle?
伊萊恩希望你只攜帶這些 Elaine wanted you to only be carrying items
單身女性到歐洲旅行才會帶的東西 of single woman traveling through Europe would have.
但她可以隨便找家藥店去買啊 But she can get that from any pharmacy
那可不是這種口哨 Not this whistle.
當你吹這個口哨的時候 When you blow through this whistle.
就會飛出一個小毒鏢 A small poisonous dart flies out,
擊中你的目標 neutralizing your target.
此外，只有你的指紋才能啓動它 Also, it needs your finger prints on it to work.
好的，這...這真的非常棒 Okay, that is...that is really neat.
- 它太令人驚訝了 - 這真的超級酷 - It's amazing. - That is really super cool.
這種抗菌噴霧劑可以凍結並且搞癱任何安全系統 This anti-fungi spray can freeze and disable any security system.
哇哦，帶著這種東西環遊歐洲真是相當形象 Wow. That is quite an image to be carrying all over Europe.
它同時還是一個防狼噴霧 It's also a pepper spray.
那為啥，不直接做成防狼噴霧 Why not, just make it look like pepper spray.
這個... It's a...
這是個非常好的主意，好吧，那就，下次吧 It's a pretty good idea. Alright. Well, next time.
那個，我能，我能等 Well, I can-I can wait
如果你們要打印新包裝的話 If you wanna print up a new label.
不了，我還得再開一次打印機 No, I'll have to turn the printer on again.
我真的懶得那麼做了 I don't really want to.
每一片都浸過三氯甲烷 Each of these are filled with chloroform.
哦，這真是，額...滿滿一大包的包痔瘡濕巾 Oh, that is and un...settling amount of hemorrhoid wipes
不禁讓我好奇 Makes me kind of wonder
（柔軟 強力型）
用了以後那後面會怎麼樣？ what exactly is going on back there?
我不知道，我沒有這方面的問題 I wouldn't know. I don't have that problem.
我就有這方面的問題嗎 I don't have that problem.
如果你覺得自己中毒了 If you ever feel like you've been poisoned.
嚼一片就好 Chew one of these.
「大便軟化劑 瀉藥」 "Stool softener LAXATIVE"
是不是我做了啥事讓你不高興了還是...？ Have I done something to you, to upset you or...
都是些奇葩的主題 This is peculiar theme.
最後 Finally.
每個特工都有一塊內置夜視儀的手錶 Every agent gets a night vision scope hidden in their watch.
好的，我有研究過這東西，我甚至看過... Okay. I've read about this, I've even looked it...
- 哦 - 這是誰？ - Oh. - Who's that?
這是貝特.邁德爾和芭芭拉.赫希 That is Bette Midler and Barbara Hershey.
來自電影《海灘》 From Beaches.
猜一下我有多喜歡這《海灘》？ How much am I suppose to like Beaches?
如果你有這塊手錶我猜會有很多 I would imagine a lot if you have the watch.
- 嘿帕特，我在飛！ - 安東尼！ - Hey Pat, I'm flying! - Anthony.
不要把那個電池用完了 Don't wear out the battery on that.
我，我能得到那玩意兒嗎？ Am I, Am I getting that?
不，你不會得到那個的，好了 No. You are not going to get that, alright.
我已經把你的東西都裝好了 I've already packed your bags.
快換好衣服 Hurry up and get dressed.
卡羅爾 詹金得馬上到機場了 Carol Jenkins has to get to the airport immediately
我還想說句話 And may I say
我覺得你為了而國家獻出自己的生命真的很勇敢 I think it's very brave of you to sacrifice your life for your country.
哦不是犧牲...我，我會回來的 Oh, not sacri...I'm, I'm coming back.
拭目以待 Let's see.
你太讓人吃驚了 You look amazing.
我看起來就像某個搞同性戀的大姨媽 I look like someone's homophobic aunt.
法國_
巴黎
哇哦，請到Modiere酒店 Wow. Hotel Modiere please.
這簡直太激動了 This is so exciting.
盧浮宮 The Louvre.
哦，好美的酒店，不是這個嗎？ Oh, that's a beautiful hotel. Not that one?
哦我希望它就是，是那個嗎？ Oh. I hope it's that. Is it that one?
不是？哦，也許下一次是 No? Oh, Maybe next time.
我們進入了一個...有點危險的區域 We're getting into a...a little dicier of an area.
哦，兩個小雜種 Oh. It's a little unsavory.
我認為我們大概得掉頭往回開... I think we can probably go back towards...
到我的酒店 my hotel.
不不，不不，我希望的是，是... No no. No no. I hope it's, it's...
我不相信這個就是莫里哀酒店 I don't believe this could be the Hotel Modiere.
你不覺得... Don't you think...
莫里哀酒店
哦，是這，就是它 Oh, this is. yes it is.
哦天啊 Oh man.
保持鎮定，蘇珊，好嗎？ Keep it together, Susan okay?
南希？請回答我你能聽到我 Nancy? Please tell me you can hear me.
我在這裡，我在這裡，我聽到你了 I'm here, I'm here. I got you.
那就好 Okay.
有件事你聽到會很高興 You'll be pleased to hear
那些蝙蝠終於走了 that the bats are officially gone.
我們現在解脫了 We have now vermin free
你找到你的槍了嗎，卡羅爾？ Did you get your gun, Carol?
是的，還有別這麼叫我了 Yes. And don't call me that.
哦天哪，我嚇尿了，我感覺 Oh, my God. I cried. Peed, I think.
心臟病都要發作了 Having a heart attack.
我做不了這些事，南希 I can't do this, Nancy.
法恩才是真正的間諜，不是我 Fine was the real spy, not me.
別擔心，我與你同在，好嗎？ Don't worry. I'm here for you, okay?
一切都會好起來 Everything is going to be fine.
我會告訴你怎麼做的，好了 I'm gonna talk you through this, alright.
戴上你的隱形相機，我想看看你的房間 Put your camera in. I want to see your room.
不，你還是別看了，這兒很爛 No, you don't. It's a bad.
有一種瑪莎 斯圖爾特崩潰般的感覺 Martha Stewart had a breakdown kind of feel.
哦，哇哦 Ooh. Wow.
看來他們把你安排在了一家「狗屎卡爾頓」了 Looks like they put you up in a Shits Carlton.
嘿聽著，好好睡一覺，好嗎？ Hey listen. Try and get some sleep, okay?
然後明天早上我們開始第一個任務 And we'll get started first thing in the morning.
我不知道我見到瑞娜這賤逼的時候我會乾出啥事來 I don't know what I'm going to do when I see that Rayna woman.
我要她死，就像她殺法恩那樣 I want her dead for what she did to Fine.
好了，深呼吸，聽我說 Okay, deep breaths. Listen to me.
你沒機會靠近她身邊任何地方 You're not going to get anywhere near her,
所以沒什麼好擔心的 so there's nothing to worry about.
夥計們！ Guys!
有只老鼠在我的乳溝上 There's a mouse on my tits.
我想你那裡才是安全的 I think you're safe there.
- 好的，晚安 - 安 - Alright, goodnight. - Night.
你能行的，蘇珊 You got this, Susan.
你是一個戰士 You're a warrior.
你是個人肉武器 You're a weapon.
好了，聽著，別擔心 Okay. Look, no sweat.
看起來倒像是你讓我擔心了 Looks like you're sweating to me.
親娘嘞！ Jesus!
你在我房間乾嘛？ What are you doing in my room?
啥？你是問我怎麼進來這狗屎一樣的爛房間嗎？ What? How did I get into this shit box hotel room?
因為我才是真正的間諜 Because I'm a real spy.
我以為你不乾了 I thought you quit.
我們不得不阻止這樁核彈交易 We have to stop the sale of a nuclear bomb.
不過他們派的人看著就跟聖誕老人的操逼妻子一樣 And they send in someone who looks likes Santa Claus' fucking wife.
額，你忘了，我才是個臥底 Uh. Did you forget I'm undercover.
因為你根本不應該在這裡 Because you're not suppose to be here
我有個習慣，就是專門乾那些別人說我辦不到的事 I make a habit of doing things that people say I can't do.
闖過火海，蒙眼滑雪 Walk through fire. Water ski blindfolded.
一大把年紀去學鋼琴 Take a piano at a late age.
我還要乾翻德 盧卡和瑞娜還有屌大淫夫 And I'm gonna take down De Luca and Rayna and Dudaev.
而且我還要帶回核彈 And I'm gonna get that bomb back.
那你為啥來關注我的事情？ Why do you even care what I do?
你覺得你能勝任這個任務了嗎 You think you're ready for the field
我曾經給自己用過心臟電擊器 I once used the defibrillators on myself
我還把玻璃碎片放到我他媽的眼睛里 I put shards of glass in my fucking eye.
我還從摩天大樓跳下 I jumped from a high rise building.
只用一件雨衣當降落傘 Using only a raincoat as a parachute.
我在著陸時摔斷兩條腿 I broke both legs upon landing.
而且我還得假裝 And I still had to pretend
我正在他媽的太陽馬戲團里表演 I was in a fucking Cirque Du Soleil show.
我還吞下一堆微型芯片 I've swallowed enough microchips
然後又把它們像屎一樣拉出來 and shit them back out again.
再組裝成一台電腦 To make a computer.
這胳膊，曾經被整只扯斷 This arm has been ripped off completely.
然後又用這只他媽的手臂接回去 And re-attached with this fucking hand.
你要知道，這不可能 You know it's, that's impossible.
我是說從醫學角度來講 I mean medically.
在一次風險極大的暗殺行動中 During the threat of an assassination attempt
我假扮的奧巴馬，出席國會的時候，看上去非常有說服力 I appeared convincingly, in front of Congress, as Barack Obama.
臉有塗黑嗎？這是在瞎雞巴扯蛋 In black face? That's not appropriate.
我還看著我最愛的馬子，被扔到飛機外面 I watched the woman I loved, get tossed from a plane.
接著又撞到另一架飛機，半空中！ And hit by another plane, midair!
我把車從高速公路上，開到火車頂上 I drove a car off the freeway, on top of a train,
然後我陷入火海，不是汽車！ while I was on fire. Not the car!
是我著火 I was on fire.
天哪，你真雞烈 Jesus. You're intense.
這是從你的迷你冰箱拿的 Took this from your mini-bar.
好吧，這麼做是不對的 Well, that's not right.
你會搞砸這個任務 You're going to ruin this mission.
不，你才會搞砸這個任務 No. You're going to ruin this mission.
不，是你 No. You are.
不，你才是 No, you're going to.
你的次數無窮大 You times infinity.
還有哪個酒店比這裡更容易被謀殺？ Could this hotel be more murdered?
好了，我的辦公室就在這嘍 Okay. So my office is in here.
也就說德.盧卡的辦公室就在對面那條街的39號... Which means that De Luke's is right across the street at 39...
哦天哪，告訴我這不是德.盧卡德的房子？ Oh God. Tell me that's not De Luca's building?
德.盧卡肯定是知道我們要來了 De Luca must have known we were coming.
現在我該咋辦？ What am I suppose to do now?
好了，不要慌，學會苦中作樂 Okay, don't panic. Lemonade out of lemons.
保持鎮定，我們能行的 Stay focus. We can do this.
- 打擾一下 - 怎麼了？ - Excuse me, please. -Yes?
這房子什麼時候被燒的？ When this building burned down?
就昨晚，還是場大火 Last night. It was a big fire.
看，這兒 See. There.
- 我能看看嗎？ - 拿去吧 - Can I? - Here You Go.
這男的住在這條街上嗎？ Does this man lives on this street?
不，我不認識他 No, I don't know him.
好的，收到了，收到了 Okay. I got it. I got it.
我會在系統上搜一下，這需要花費幾分鐘 I'll run it through the system. It will take a few minutes.
什麼都沒發現 Nothing's coming up.
它可能只是一個圍觀群眾 Might just be a looky-loo.
好吧，繼續找，我覺得這基佬有問題 Well. Keep looking. I've got a feeling about this guy.
是嗎，我倒是覺得你會把這他媽的任務搞砸 Well, I've got a feeling you're about to fuck things up.
哦，拿根魚竿操死我吧，是福特 Oh. Bugger me with a fishfook. It's Ford.
莎倫？福特在執行任務，你知道這事嗎？ Sharon? Ford is in the field. Did you know this?
得等他回來報道，不然我什麼也做不了 Until he checks in, there's nothing I can do.
你去找幾個基佬嗨皮，別跟著我 You go make some friends and stop stalking me.
你的任務難道就是去打草驚蛇 Was it your mission to tip off the target,
讓他燒了房子里的一切東西？ so he burns everything in their builds?
乾的漂亮，了不起 It's so well done. Phenomenal.
我肯定他們已經起疑心了 I'm sure they got suspicious
因為他們看到了你在這晃來晃去 because they've been seeing you all over the place.
你遲早會把你自己害死 You're going to get yourself killed.
我是殺不死的 Nothing kills me.
我對179種不同的毒藥免疫 I am immune to 179 different kinds of poison.
我之所以知道是因為我曾一次性喝過 I know because I ingested them all at once.
當時我正臥底在一個隱藏很深的 When I was deep undercover in an underground,
制毒犯罪組織 poison ingesting crime ring
- 哇哦 - 就像鬥狗一樣 - Wow. - It was like dog fighting.
但不是像狗一樣在戰鬥 But instead of dogs fighting.
而是喝毒藥比賽 It was humans ingesting poison
有錢人會下注賭我們誰會活誰會死 rich people will bet whether we would live or die
我很難相信你扯的這些事 I'm having a hard time with this one.
我死了5分鐘，然後又活了過來 I died for 5 minutes, and then I came back to life.
吹什麼牛？他以為他在演《報童傳奇》嗎？ Was it bull? He looks like he's in the cast of Newsies?
克羅克知道你在這裡嗎？ Does Crocker even know you're here?
我拯救國家不需要任何人的批准 I don't need anyone's permission to save the country.
我還要為最親愛的戰友，布拉德利 法恩報仇 and avenge my dear friend, Bradley Fine's death.
你貌似從來沒有喜歡過他 You've didn't ever liked him
你以前還叫他比佛利 娘炮 You used to call him Beverly Whine.
當年你作為他的神秘聖誕老人結果你卻送他衛生巾 You had him as secret Santa and you gave him tampons.
這就是所謂的男人之間的戰爭 It's called the rivalry of men.
你是不會懂的 You wouldn't understand it
除非你有根這樣的棍子，在你裙子下面 Unless you got the dong, up underneath that skirt.
好了，你個下流胚子別再說棍子，也別做這種手勢 Okay. That's super rude and don't say dong. Don't do that.
當我不想被看到時，就沒人能看得見了我 Nobody sees me when I don't want them to
我動起來就像個他媽的幽靈 I move like a fucking shadow.
不好意思，先生 Excuse me, sir.
他整個就是一流氓 He's gone all sorts of rogue
莎倫說他真的辭職了 Sharon says he really did quit.
伊萊恩也沒法阻止他了 Elaine couldn’t stop him.
他出去了 He's out for blood.
是啊，一個真正的硬漢，還有他的LV背包 Yeah, a real tough guy and his Louis Vuitton backpack.
南希，你看到了嗎？ Nancy, do you see that?
看火災的那個男人 It's the man from the fire.
我要跟著他 I'm follow him.
哦，好激動 Oh, exciting.
我跟蹤你，你跟蹤他 And I'm follow you, follow him.
所以我很享受今天 So I'm having quite a day here.
你認為福特是在誘他到陷阱嗎？ Do you think Ford is leading him to a trap?
這二逼根本不知道他被人跟蹤了 Idiot doesn't even know he is being followed.
好吧，他跟一個女人見面了，我不認識她 Okay. He is meeting with some woman. I don't recognize her.
你知道她是誰嗎？ You have any idea who she is?
不，認不太出 No, it's hard to make out
你能再靠近一點嗎？ Can you get any closer?
南希，我們的目標把瑞克.福特的背包調包了 Nancy, our guys just switched Rick Ford's backpack.
這是個陷阱 It's a setup.
額...我必須去警告他 Uh...I got to go warn him.
福特！福特！ Ford! Ford!
當心一點，我要過去 Look out! I got to get through!
我把我的孩子忘在店裡了！ I left my baby in the shop!
讓一讓！讓我出去，我有傳染病！ Get out of the way! Let me through, I'm sick!
蘇珊，告訴他們你把屎拉在褲子上了 Susan, tell them you shat your pants.
要是我一定會離開你身邊的 That would get me out of your way for sure.
我把屎拉在褲子上了！ I shat my pants!
打擾了，福特！ Excuse me. Ford!
他有一個同伙 He's got a friend
大家好！舉起手來！ Hello everyone! Hands up!
一起跳舞！ Let's dance!
福特！ Ford!
福特！福特！ Ford! Ford!
我需要你的麥克風！ I need your mic!
不！我要...不！ No, I need...No!
我...不！ I...No!
不不不，不要啊 No no no. Don't.
蘇珊，你打算加入他們嗎，你在乾啥？ Susan, you're meant to be blending in. What are you doing?
不！讓開！ No! Move!
瑞克 福特 Rick Ford
給我的話筒！ Give me the mike!
你在做什麼幫個忙啊！ What you're doing doesn't help!
天啊 Oh god.
瑞克 福特！ Rick Ford!
他們調換了你的背包！ They switched the bag!
哦，操！ Oh, fuck!
都他媽給我讓開！ Get out of the fucking way!
走開！ Move!
離開他！ Get out of his way!
走開！ Move!
哦，不 Oh, no.
南希，我要去追這個恐怖分子 Nancy, I'm in pursuit on one of the terrorists.
他拍了我的照片，會暴露我的身份 He took my picture, he's going to blow my cover.
你在追捕？ You're in pursuit?
如果你抓到他你打算咋辦？ What will you do if you catch him?
用榔頭敲死他吧！我不知道！ Knock him over with a hammer. I don't know.
我會一直跟蹤和報告他的位置的 I'm still tracking and reporting his location.
我無法接受你這種性感的身姿 This all seem very Rick Fordy to me,
雖然很有瑞克福特的味道 I do not condone this sexy
但是你的行為太魯莽了，蘇珊 but reckless action of yours, Susan.
天哪，他進入了一棟大樓 Oh God. He went into a building.
好的，小妹妹，做得好，就這樣吧 Okay, girl. Well done, that's it.
現在是時候收工了 Time to call it a day now.
位置被正式記下了 Location is officially noted.
我要跟著他進去 I'm following him in.
啥玩意兒？ What?
我是為了法恩 I'm doing this for Fine.
他爬到樓梯頂部了 He's at the top of the stairs.
哦天哪，千萬小心 Oh God. Please be careful.
你非常的不自量力 You are incredibly out of your league
這就好像我在看自己拍的性愛視頻 This is just like when I watched myself in a sex tape.
會有很多淫蕩和可笑的瞬間 There is just a lot of philandering and laughable moments.
南希，在我問你話之前，我需要你安靜 Nancy, I need you to not talk, until I ask you to.
抱歉，只是我真的很緊張 I'm sorry. It's just that I'm really nervous.
小心，蘇珊 Be careful Susan.
哦，嗨，想不到在這裡遇到你 Oh, hey. Imagine, running into you up here.
我只是在找我的鳥 I was just looking for my bird.
只是在找...嘿，憨豆先生！ just looking...Hey, Mr. Beanbag!
你喜歡鳥嗎？好吧，好吧 You like birds? Alright. Alright.
讓我來給你一個警告 Let me give you a warning.
我不想再看到那種有趣的炸彈背包 I don't want to see anymore of that funny bomb stuff.
你懂了嗎？ You know?
好了，結束了 Alright, that's enough.
放下刀子，否則我開槍了 Drop the knife or I'll shoot.
我不認為你會 I don't think you will.
你要知道，只有你槍里有子彈它才會更有威脅 You see. It works better when you have the bullets inside the gun.
我猜想，大概是中情局的訓練已經大不如前了 I guess that CIA training isn't what it used to be.
你猜對了，蠢貨！ Guess you're right, asshole!
不，不，不！ No, no, no!
哦天啊！ Oh God!
哦蘇珊，你做了什麼？ Oh Susan, what did you do?
哦天哪！別到他身上，別到他身上！ Oh God. Not on him. Not on him!
看來，瑞娜的人顯然知道福特在巴黎 Well. Rayna's people obviously knew Ford was in Paris.
而且CIA特工在公眾場所引爆炸彈的視頻 And getting footage of a CIA operative setting off a bomb in a public
可能會吸引到任何一個恐怖組織 could be a PR qoof for any terrorist group.
我們有那個見他的女人的資料嗎？ Do we have anything on that woman he met?
面部識別查不到任何信息 Facial recognition isn't showing anything.
他們會全面監視福特，你能夠追蹤到他嗎？ They were all over Ford. Are you able to track him?？
該死的的福特在巴黎一直關著坐標系統 God damn Ford is still off the grid in Paris.
我知道，因為他不斷地在嘗試通過網絡黑進我們的系統 I know, because he keeps trying to hack into our system for Intel.
他就像一隻在院子里被松開的狗，只不過 He's like a dog that gets loose from his yard. And just.
在他穿過街坊的同時，還到處交配，到處拉屎 keeps humping and shitting his way through the neighborhood.
這有段錄像 Here's a video.
「你要確保用相機記錄一切事情」 Make sure you got everything on camera.
「請離開酒店，並且襲擊之後再回來」 Phase out of the hotel and go back after the attack.
- 「我要帶雷納多去羅馬」 - 雷納多？ - I'll take Renaldo to Rome. - Renaldo?
我們有關於這個名字的記錄嗎？ We have a record of anyone with that name?
據我所知沒有 Not that I'm aware of.
「尼古拉，你在聽我說嗎？」 Nicola. Are you listening to me?
「我在測試相機」 I was just testing the camera.
「停下，去找到福特」 Stop it. Find Ford.
南希，你能找到法恩在柏伊諾辦公室的第一視角影像嗎 Nancy. Can you pull up Fine's POV cam from Boyanov's office.
並且注意看桌上放著的那些照片 And, look on the desk there's some photos there
看看能不能找到他站在一輛車旁邊的照片 and see if you can find one of him standing next to a car.
雷納爾多是一輛勞斯萊斯 Renaldo is a Rolls Royce.
入侵車上的跟蹤系統 Hack into the Rolls tracking system.
這輛車是魅影所以它有衛星輔助變速系統 That car's a Wraith so is has a Satellite Aided Transmission.
進入到柏伊諾的信號 Tap into Boyanov's feed.
他的GPS會立刻告訴你德.盧卡在羅馬的確切位置 His GPS should tell you exactly where De Luca is in Rome right now.
我這就去機場 I'm gonna head to the airport.
忘了它庫珀，你現在馬上回來 Forget it Cooper. You're coming back immediately.
夫人，我真的認為我能做到 Ma'am, I really think I can do this.
而且我不是一個吹牛的人，但是 And I'm not one to toot my own horn, but
你知道麼，我現在要吹一次 you know what, I'm gonna toot.
然後還想說，我剛剛救了很多人 And say that, I just saved a lot of people.
我們離抓到瑞娜和核彈已經很接近了 We're so close in getting Rayna and that bomb.
掀起角落里的地毯 Pull back that rug in the corner.
你就會有一個新的身份 You'll be given a new identity.
哦，謝天謝地 Oh, thank God!
噢！不！ Oh! No!
你的名字叫佩尼 摩根 Your name is Penny Morgan.
你是一名來自愛荷華州的離婚婦女 You're a divorced housewife from Iowa
你是你們州銷售玫琳凱產品最多的人 You sold more Marry Kay products than anyone else in your state.
你把獎勵給你的車換成了一趟歐洲之旅 You traded in a free car you won to fund a trip through Europe.
我的愛好是紙模和刺繡 My hobbies are decopatch and needlepoint.
我喜歡收藏...瓷娃娃 I collect...porcelain dolls.
並且我是埃姆斯花園俱樂部的副經理 And I am the Vice President of the Ames Garden Club.
我就不能是總經理？ I couldn't even be president?
乾脆寫我嫁給一個瓷娃娃得了 Maybe I should just be married to one of the dolls.
這樣的補充說明不是更好 Just to make it extra sad.
10只貓？為什麼我有10只貓？ 10 cats? What do I have 10 cats?
這不犯法嗎？ Is that even legal?
你知道法恩，他... You know Fine, he's got...
扮演過商人 that's be a businessman
有一次他甚至是一個賽車手 Once he was even a race car driver.
好吧，這就是那10只貓吧 Well, there's the 10 cats.
就差一件上面寫著「我從來沒感受過男人觸摸」的襯衣了 Just missing the shirt that says I've never felt the touch of a man.
哦，庫珀，你說得對 Oh Cooper, you're right.
你在那裡做的非常好 You did good work back there.
避免了一場大暴亂 That would had been a real mess.
謝了夫人 Thank you ma'am.
你還是給了我一個「貓嬸」的身份 You still went with the cat lady.
那東西早就在地板下了 It was already in the floor.
意大利_
羅馬
菲烏米奇諾機場
嗨美女，你好啊 Hi beautiful! How are you?
哦天哪，真漂亮 Oh my god. So pretty.
很好，這會讓我建立自信 Great. That's a real confidence builder.
你找到德 盧卡了嗎？ Did you find De Luca?
他正在Magestic酒店 He's been at the Majestic hotel,
但他剛剛離開了，往南去了 but he's just left. Heading south.
我會指引你到他那，我派了一個助手開車送你 I'll guide you to him. I've sent a ally to drive you.
伊萊恩說不用太花哨，所以我... Elaine said nothing fancy, so I...
我就找了個土包子 I've gone with earthy.
哇哦 Woo.
- 他竟然停住那輛車了 - 操你媽的！ He stopped the car. - Fuck off!
嗨 Hi.
歡迎 Welcome.
- 嘿，美人 - 哇哦 - Hi beauty. - Wow.
歡迎來到羅馬！ Welcome to Rome!
我叫奧爾多 I am Aldo.
就是那個在美國商場隨處可見的名牌 Like the shoe store found in American malls.
我叫佩妮，聽著就像一分錢 I'm Penny, like the penny.
確實像一分錢 Like a penny.
- 我喜歡加了伏特加的「佩妮」 - 好吧 - I like penne alla vodka. - Okay.
penne 通心粉，一種意大利麵食
你剛才是在捏我屁股嗎？ Did you just grab my butt?
對啊 Yes.
來吧，我帶你去找德.盧卡 Come. We need to get you to De Luke.
哦額的娘嘞！ Gravity Christmas!
別怕，有我呢 Don't worry, I have you.
開慢點！ Slow down!
南希，你確定這二逼是特工嗎？ Nancy, are you sure this guy is even an agent?
當然了，他是最頂級的，他... Absolutely. No, he's the best, He's...
哦，看樣子已經有一些投訴指控他了 Oh. Though there had been some complaints filed against him.
- 嘿，看路啊！看路啊！ - 瑪麗！我愛你！ - Hey, Watch the road! Watch the road! - Mary! I love you!
哦上帝！看著路啊！ Oh my god! Watch the road!
哇哦，奧爾多玩的很嗨皮啊 Wow. Aldo is making great time.
注意那些箱子！ Watch the cart!
沒路了！ Dead end!
這尼瑪不對吧 This can't be right.
哦我的天 Oh my god.
- 天哪！ - 迷人的女士，我們到了 - God! - Intriguing lady, we're here.
現在，你趕緊走 Now, you must go,
因為我怕我要是再多看一會你那美麗的藍眸 because I fear, if I stare into your beautiful green eyes a moment longer
我會墜入愛河 I will fall in love.
哦，已經淹了 Oh. Too late.
這招有一次成功過嗎？ Might as if it ever worked?
- 我就當你是... - 那是不可能的 - I will take that as... - That's a no.
- 我知道了 - 就當那是拒絕吧 - I Know. - Take that as a no.
嘿，美女 Hey, ma'am.
我看到你翹起拇指了（求搭車的意思） I admire your thumb.
尼瑪，你剛剛還在勾引我 You know. You were just hitting on me.
- 我喜歡有機會就上 - 好吧 - I like to play the odds. - yeah.
這是我的手機號碼 Here is my phone number
記下它，然後燒掉 Memorize it, then burn it.
你有什麼要給我的嗎？ Do you have something for me?
我有什麼東西要給你？ Do I have something for you?
你是想從我身上得到什麼嗎？ Would you like something from me?
我不是那意思 I-Not that.
那你想要我給你什麼？ What do you want from me?
你應該有一封裡面裝著我的槍的信封 You're suppose to have an envelope with my gun in it.
我沒有那種槍 I don't have a gun.
我只有一把看到你就會硬的槍 I am just arouse from looking you.
開玩笑，真的沒有槍 It was a joke. There is no gun.
他們說你用不著那玩意兒的 They said you would no longer be needing one.
祝你好運 Good luck.
真惡心，佩佩.樂.皮尤不能聯繫到嗎？ Gravy. Was Pepe Le Pew not available?
哦，不要抱怨，蘇珊 Oh. Stop complaining, Susan.
你被摸的次數比我這幾天加起來的都多 You're getting more actions than I had in days.
是幾個月 Months.
是好幾年，3年零40天 Years. 3 years and 40 days.
你有德.盧卡的新動態嗎？ Do you have an update on De Luca?？
是的，他現在應該正要停車 Yes, yup. He should be pulling up right about now.
哦，哇哦，他真受歡迎 Oh, wow. He is hot.
我不想騙你，我想我沒辦法再保持立場了 I'm not going to lie to you. I don't think I can be objective anymore.
我要支持他，我希望他才是贏家 I'm rooting for that guy. I want him to win.
我開玩笑的蘇珊，別去揭發我 I'm joking Susan, don't report me.
他真猥瑣 And he is handsy.
讓我們到你身後的麵包店紮營吧 Let's set up camp in the pastry shop behind you.
根據我們的數據來看，德.盧卡會在賭場過夜 According to our data De Luca spends all night at the casino.
我要進去了，南希 I'm going in, Nancy.
蘇珊，你得聽伊萊恩的 Susan, you heard Elaine.
只能跟蹤和彙報，不能接觸 Track and report. No contact.
我要在裡面跟蹤德.盧卡，我會彙報的 I'll track De Luca inside, and then I'll report.
要是他主動跟我聯繫 And if he initiate contacts with me,
我會獻身的 I'll go with it.
蘇珊，你的「貓嬸」打扮不適合在那種地方 Susan, your cat lady look is not going to fit in, in there.
你說的對，佩妮.摩根要燒掉她的「貓T恤」 That's right. Penny Morgan is gonna burn her cat T-shirt
並且要花掉賣玫琳凱賺的錢 and spend some of that Mary Kay money.
你就是個流氓大媽 full blown rogue.
嘿，看著很漂亮！你太美麗了！漂亮！ Hey, beautiful looking! You are so pretty! Beautiful!
你們這群小屁孩好壞 You guys are terrible.
我真希望德.盧卡還在那，見識見識你的風騷 I really hope De Luca is still in there, for your sake.
還有，他們不會給你報銷的 And they're not going to reimburse you for that.
你應該去地攤上買，蘇珊 You should've gone to cheaper stores, Susan.
好了，我要掛了，南希 Okay. I'm going offline, Nancy.
等等，等等，蘇... Wait-wait. Wait-wait. Su...
蘇珊？ Susan?
哇，晚上好，小弟弟們 Well. Bonjour now, boys.
如果我10分鐘還沒走出來就說明我把這賭場贏下來了 If I'm not out in 10 minutes it's because I won the place.
讓我摸摸有個好運 Let me just rub that for luck.
哦，這油...真是個油光發亮的頭 Oh, that's an oily...that's an oily scalp.
Enchanté Nice to meet you
我很抱歉， I'm sorry.
但我必須得登記一下 But I have to check you in.
- 你的名字，謝謝 - 佩妮.摩根 - Your name, please. - Penny Morgan.
我..我沒有在名單上看到你，非常抱歉 I..I don't see you on the list. I'm so sorry.
她跟我一起的 She's with me.
親愛的 Darling.
你遲到了，你的樣子 You’re late. The way you look,
讓我覺得值得等待 I say it's more than worth the wait.
來吧，我們去喝點酒 Come. Let's get a drink.
多麼紳士啊 Such a gentleman.
你今晚看起來簡直美翻了，親愛的... You look absolutely stunning tonight. And darling...
你他媽的到這兒來乾啥？ What the fucker you doing in here?
語氣變得倒快，你到這又是乾嘛來了？ that's quit a tone changes and what are you doing in here?
你現在純粹是在害我露餡 You're completely compromising me right now.
哦，我害你露餡？真他媽逗 Oh, I'm compromising you? Fucking hilarious.
你引起騷亂了，就因為你試圖進入這個他媽的地方 You're about to cause a scene trying to get into this fucking place.
對我信任點，你想要我怎麼做？ Give me a little credit. What do you think I'm going to do?
難道要我邊跑邊這樣喊：「我是個瘋婆子」 Run over and be like: "Hey, I'm a crazy lady!"
「自助餐在哪？我來自鄉下！藍人樂團在哪？」 "Where's the buffet? I'm from the Midwest. Where's Blue man group?"
好了，我不是傻子，福特！你才是傻逼！ Okay. I'm not an idiot, Ford! You're an idiot!
你不應該在這個賭場，因為德.盧卡在這 You should not be in this casino, because De Luca here.
我需要接近他 And I need to get close to him.
好，那你打算怎麼做？ Yeah. How are you going to do that?
你怎麼接近他，庫珀？ You going to do that, Cooper?
你要去勾引他嗎？這就是你他媽的大計劃？ What. You're going to seduce him? That your big fucking plan?
沒錯，如果是這樣呢？為什麼你這麼難以置信？ Yeah. What if it is? Why is it so hard to believe?
因為你看起來就像一個婚禮樂隊上吹長笛的 Because you look like a flute player in a wedding band.
這就是他媽的原因！ That's fucking why!
老子來這是要操死德.盧卡的 I'm here to take De Luca out.
哦，聽著倒不錯！我希望你有那個狗屎運 Oh, sounds romantic. I hope you get lucky.
去他媽的，如果老子想聽起來浪漫 God damn it. If I was trying to sound romantic,
你就會在躺地板上，渾身濕透喘不過氣 you would be on another floor, soaking wet and breathless.
好奇你身上發生了什麼 Wondering what came over you.
但是老子不會！所以給我他媽閃一邊去 But I'm not! So get the fuck out of my way.
我需要你冷靜一下，哥們，好嗎？ I need you to rein it in, buddy. Okay?
如果你乾掉了德.盧卡，我們就沒機會抓住瑞娜了 If you take out De Luca, we don't have a shot at getting Rayna.
所以降一降你那5千度的火氣！ So take it down like 5000 notchs!
降一降是吧，你把釙-210放進你的酒里試試 Take it down. That's how you get polonium 2000 in your drink.
老子在重症監護室里躺了18個月因為輻射中毒 I got 18 months in intensive care for radiation poisoning.
老子眼睛瞎了6個月，最愛的女人一個一個被乾死 I got 6 months without eyes, While everyone I ever loved is gunned down.
是嗎？你最愛的女人每個人都被乾死 Really? Everyone that you loved has been gunned down,
只有你幸存著 and just you survived.
你有沒有想過也許你愛的那些女人不是被人乾死的 Did you ever think that maybe everybody you loved is not being killed,
而是她們自殺的，因為你沒法再帶給她們做女人的快樂 but they're killing themselves because they can't stand to be around you.
這真的是一個生死攸關的地方 This shit is the real deal. Life and death.
這是，執行任務，比坐在你那他媽的屏幕前 This, the field, is hell a lot different than sitting behind
搜索狗屎玩意兒要凶險多了 your fucking monitor googling shit.
離我遠點，福特！ Stay away from me, Ford!
還有別讓德.盧卡看到你 And do not let De Luca see you.
順便說一句，我都能看到你的槍從你屁眼裡面伸出來 And by the way, I can see your gun sticking out of your back pocket.
除非你違反自然規律 Unless you're so extreme,
你有第二根雞巴長在你屁眼上！ you got a second dick coming out of your hip!
Oh, Konichiwa (good afternoon)
- 夫人 - 是的怎麼了 - Ma'am. - Yes yes.
座位被預定了 Seats are reserved.
那理當是他們的 Of course they are
我得請您去外面等著 I'm going to have to ask you to wait outside.
好的，完全可以 Yes, absolutely.
不，另一頭門嗎？ No, Another door?
我知道的，當然是另一頭門啦 I knew that. Of course there's another door.
這種事常常發生吧 Probably happens all the time.
- 從來沒有發生過 - 好吧 - It's never happened before. - Okay.
- 夫人？ - 咋滴 - Ma'am? - Yes.
到這兒就可以了，請不要再瞎晃了 right here is okay. No more exploring, please.
好的，美女 Okay. Lovely.
德.盧卡先生給您的
南希？ Nancy?
蘇珊？ Susan?
天哪，嗨 Oh my god. Hi.
我發現她了 I found her.
我發現瑞娜了，她跟德.盧卡在一起 I found her. I found Rayna. She's with De Luca.
你做到了，很出色的跟蹤和彙報，夫人 You did it. Excellent trucking and reporting, madam.
天哪！剛剛有人把東西倒在她酒里了 Oh my god. Somebody just put something in her drink.
倒了什麼？是毒藥嗎？ What is it? Is it poison?
我可不認為是用來補充纖維的 I don't think it's a fiber supplement.
她可是殺了法恩，南希 She killed Fine, Nancy.
我真的巴不得看著她現在就死 I could really enjoyed just watching her die right now.
只可惜她是唯一知道核彈在哪的人 And she's the only one who knows where the bomb is.
這樣一來屌大淫夫也無法得到核彈了 So Dudaev will never get his hands on it
哦天哪，蘇珊，你打算怎麼做？ Oh god, Susan. What're you going to do?
打擾一下，小姐 Excuse me, ma'am.
小姐，嗨，你能說英語嗎？ Ma'am, hi. Do you speak English?
因為我覺得有人放了迷奸藥在你雞尾酒里 Because I think somebody just put a roofie in your cocktail.
你確定不是你放的？ Are you sure it wasn't you?
啥？不，老天，我沒...我從沒那麼做 What? No, god, I wouldn't-I wouldn't never.
你能指出是哪個男人嗎？ Could you point the man out?
好，他剛剛快速走出那道門了 Well, he just kind of zipped out that door.
他戴著一個紫色的蝴蝶領結 He's wearing a purple bow tie.
謝謝你，你是...？ Thank you, Miss...?
哦，佩妮.摩根 Oh. Penny Morgan.
不用客氣，真的，我的意思是 it's no trouble. Really, I mean.
我認為我們女人之間應該互相照看 I think us ladies, have to watch out for each other.
我是說這種事情時常發生 I mean these kind of thing happens all the time.
難道老是有人想要迷奸...你嗎？ And people often try to roofie... you?
有一次，我向別人要了一片泰諾林，結果他給了我一片泰諾林PM Once, I asked someone for a Tylenol, and they gave me a Tylenol PM.
泰諾林，一種退燒藥。泰諾林PM，安眠藥，也用作迷昏藥
我不知道他的意圖，但是... I'm not sure what their intentions were, but...
看樣子他們似乎找到他了，你能跟我去指認他嗎？ It seems they may have found him. Would you come with me to identify him?
好，當然可以，我... Yes, of course. I'm...
樂意效勞 happy to help.
真夠狗屎 Holy shit.
我朋友說她看到你放了點東西在我酒里 My friend here says she saw you put something in my drink.
我根本不認識你們 I don't know any of you people.
好吧，我只是來羅馬出差 Okay, I'm just in Rome on business.
我正要回到我的酒店去睡覺 I was about to head back to my hotel and go to sleep.
很好，現在正是喝杯睡前酒的時候 Perfect. Just in time for a night cap.
既然這酒沒什麼問題的話 Apparently there's nothing wrong with it.
我不想喝你的酒 I don't want your drink.
操你丫的，瑞娜 Fuck you, Rayna.
嗯，味道不錯 Mmm, scrumptious
看來，你被耍了 So. Jokes on you.
混蛋 Fuck you.
草你 Fuck you.
我躺下多久了？ How long was I out?
你昏的時間都正好夠我們笑話你了 You fainted just long enough for us to laugh at you.
發生了什麼？ What happened?
剛才那一切只是夢 It was all a dream.
我開玩笑的，那男的喉嚨都化了 I'm just kidding. a man's throat dissolved.
抱歉，這不是我的錯 Sorry, that wasn't my fault.
哦，謝謝，這... Oh, thank you. That's...
想不到這麼有禮貌 surprisingly polite.
剛剛很抱歉，我只是... Sorry about that. I just...
我是說在我以往日子里我見過很多事，只是... I mean I've seen a lot of things in my days. I just...
我完全沒見過這種事 I have never seen that, exactly.
佩妮 Penny.
你覺得有必要把你剛剛看到的告訴別人嗎？ Do you feel the need to tell anybody about what you just saw?
我會告訴所有人，你知道... I'm going to tell anybody. You know that...
我的意思是說這混蛋咎由自取的 asshole got what he deserved. I mean.
第二次看到他我就知道，我心裡想 I knew the second I saw him, I thought.
這傢伙就不配有喉嚨 That guy doesn't deserve a throat.
所以，乾的漂亮 So. Good on you.
我想邀請你共進晚餐，說聲謝謝你 I would like to take you to dinner, to say thank you.
然後我們還得討論一下你這件難看的禮服 And we must discuss this hideous dress.
它非常滑稽 It's just hysterical.
很好 Good.
這是我所期望的 That's what I was hoping for
哦，順便說一下 Oh. And by the way!
克里斯托按理應該在酒吧照看我 Christo is suppose to be looking after me at the bar
確保沒有人會在我酒里下東西 making sure nobody would put anything in my drinks.
我得給他們一個談話的空間 Thought I give him a talking to.
很公平，可能會扣他一天工資 Seems fair maybe dock him a day's wage.
或者在他頭上開一槍，這才管用 Or shoot him in the head. That always works.
- 你知道羅馬是很神奇的... - 羅馬是最糟糕的 - You know, Rome is quite amazing. - Rome is the worst.
- 是的 - 太無聊太俗了 - Yes. - So boring and tacky.
我很高興我們終於有人說話了 I'm so glad one of us finally said it.
有口紅粘你的牙齒上了 You have lipstick on your teeth.
是嗎？ Really?
看樣子你用的是一盒蠟筆 Looks like you had a box of crayons.
該死的 Damn it.
東西到了 Here we are.
當我們坐下的時候這些東西就應該端上來 These should have been brought out when we first sat down.
這正是我所想法的 That's exactly what I was thinking.
到目前為止我對你們的服務感到非常失望 So far I'm riddled with disappointed at the service.
非常抱歉，夫人，我為此道歉 So sorry. You know, ma'am. I apologize.
你知道嗎，我之前有一次看見有人把這個給... You know, I once saw someone eat one of...
吃下去... these before...
這... This is...
有點怪... strange...
你經常把你的食物撕成小碎塊嗎？ Do you always tear your food up into little pieces?
你看上去就是一隻松鼠 You look like a squirrel.
我只是看看它黏不黏 I was just checking for the consistency.
你的吃相就像孩子一樣 You eat like a baby
謝謝 Thank You.
那麼，你們想看看葡萄酒酒單嗎？ So, would you like to have a look at the wine list?
好的，佩妮，你點吧 Yes. Penny, you can order.
好的，哦 Okay. Oh.
單子不輕啊
好吧，我想...我想來點紅的 OK. I'm feeling...I'm feeling a red
紅色的，像是很嘈雜的那種 Kind of a red. Like a lot of noise.
喝起來點硬的感覺 Like a little bit of a barky finish.
我更喜歡白的，有個網狀的鈎子的 I tend to like a white, with the grid of a hamus
這個，當然，口感要薄 That's, of course, been thinned out.
好了，給，我就要這個「Sapori e Delicia」吧 Okay, here. I will have the "Sapori e Delicia".
好的，額... Right, Uh...
這是餐廳的名字 That is the name of this restaurant.
對，我知道那個，那麼 Yes, I'm aware of that. So.
為什麼你不能給點我們不知道的驚喜呢？ Why don't you surprise us with something we don't know?
比如一瓶美味的酒 Like a delicious bottle of wine.
好的，抱歉，我5分鐘後回來，好嗎？ Right, sorry. I'll be back in 5 minutes, okay?
這年頭找個好的服務真是太難了 So hard to get good help these days.
你發現了嗎？ Don't you find that?
我小時候在保加利亞長大 When I was a little girl growing up in Bulgaria
順便說一下那是個很破的地方 which is the worse by the way.
到處都是窮人，吃的都是大白菜 Poor people everywhere and cabbage is continuously cooking.
有一個女人被趕出她自己的家門 There was this woman who was kicked out of her house.
她失去了所有的錢，甚至連自己的身體都賣不出去 And she lost all her money, She couldn't even sell her body.
於是她流落街頭做了一名小丑 So she became a clown on the streets
她用盡所有的技巧在泥地上表演 She would performed all her tricks standing in mud.
然後一直哭一直 And just cry and cry.
你讓我想起了那個女人 You remind me of this woman
很喜歡，謝謝 Enjoy, thank you.
走吧，我們去布達佩斯 Come on, We're going to Budapest.
- 額，布達佩斯？ - 我在那有點生意要處理 - Uh, Budapest? - I have some business to finish there.
完事後你可以搭我的私人飛機 And you can take my private jet when we're done.
去任何你想回的家 Anywhere you want to get home
以此報答你救了我一命 My way of repaying you for saving my life
好吧 Okay.
有什麼問題嗎？ Is there a problem?
不，沒什麼，我們走吧 No, not at all. Let's go.
咋了？咋了？老子跟妹子聊天犯法了 what? What? I'm just talking with the girl.
好了，咱別把事鬧大了 Okay. Let's not make a scene.
你要知道，我還得回房間拿鑰匙呢 You know what I need. Just get my room key out
而且我還想拎上包順便收拾一下東西 and I'll grab a bag and pack my things.
是蘇珊，她在發信號 It's Susan. She's sending a code.
不用，我手下晚點會給帶來 No, they can collect you back later.
「關」 "Shut"
如果你的衣服都像這件這樣的話 And if the rest of your clothes are like that dress
「掉」 "down"
我還是派個人來替你燒了它們吧 I can send someone to burn them for you.
「電源」 "the power"
好幽默啊 Quit a zinger.
關掉整個羅馬賭場的電源 Shut down the power to the casino in Rome.
什麼？ What?
好，那就關掉整個該死的城市的電，馬上關掉！ Well, shut the entire bloody grid down then. Now!
那真是太棒了 That would be great.
請大家保持冷靜，留在原地 Everybody please remain calm. Stay where you are.
哦，不！發生啥事了？ Oh, no! What's happening?
這有我 I have this.
剛才他媽的發生什麼事了？ What the fuck just happened?
該死的 God damn it.
哦天哪！瑞娜！ Oh my god. Rayna.
感謝上帝，還好你頭髮厚不至於摔慘 Thank god your hair broke your fall.
我也不知道發生了什麼，燈一下就滅了 I don't know what happened. The lights were going out.
我認為可能有人搶劫，你兩個手下還撞上了我 And I thought it was a robbery. Two of your guys slammed into me.
接著又把你撞倒，我覺得其中一個還摸了我的屁股 And took you down. I think one of them touched my bottom.
他們不會有事吧？ Are they going to be okay?
我不會擔心他們，他們的命運到此為止了 I wouldn't be worried about them. Their fate has just been sealed.
抱歉，哦，我讓你現走 Sorry, oh. I'll let you go.
你先走 Let you go.
無恥！ Shame on you!
哇哦 Wow!
這真是一架豪華的飛機 This is a really jetsy plane.
是你的？ Is this yours?
它是我父親的 It is my father's.
你以前從沒坐過私人飛機嗎？ You've never been on a private jet before?
哦沒有 Oh no.
不過我有一次被升級到豪華經濟艙 I did get upgraded to premium economy once,
那是相當豪華 which was pretty plush.
豪華經濟艙？ Premium economy?
聽起來像是一個關牲口的棚 Sounds like a pen for dirty animals.
對，可能吧，但它肯定無法跟這比 Yeah, probably. But it was not quite like this.
謝謝 Thank you.
為什麼你對我這麼好？ Why are you being so nice to me?
該不是因為我讓你想起那個悲慘的保加利亞小丑吧 Can't just be because I remind you of some sad Bulgarian clown.
你讓我想起了我的母親 You remind me of my mother.
是嗎？你知道那個...我是說，你跟我 Really? You know that...I mean, you and I are.
你要知道咱倆年齡相仿 You know, pretty close in age.
你真有趣，你就像保加利亞的小丑 You're funny. It's the Bulgarian clown in you.
- 好吧 - 她很了不起 - Okay. - She was marvelous.
但是她又與眾不同 But she was different.
很古怪，跟你一樣 Eccentric, like you are.
我看到你穿著這禮服站在那裡的那一刻 The moment I saw you standing there in that abortion of a dress.
- 哦，夠了 - 好像聽你在說 - Oh, come on. - It's as if to say
「這是我的世界，雖然很醜，但這就是我」 This is what I got, world. It's hideous, but it's mine.
這就是她 This was her.
哦，哇哦 Oh, wow.
嘿，你是怎麼得到我照片的？我看起來真迷人 Hey, how did you get that picture of me? I look amazing.
哈嘍，翻版分身 Hello doppelganger.
她是我唯一能信任的人 She was the only person I could ever trust
好吧，為你媽媽 Well. Here's to your mom.
為我母親 To my mother.
還有你 And to you.
也為你 And here's to you.
你也許一點也不像貓頭鷹那樣聰明 You may never be bas wise as an owl,
但你永遠是我的嘲笑者 but you'll always be a hoot to me.
這他媽什麼愚蠢的弱智祝酒詞 What a stupid fucking retarded toast.
- 你真討人喜歡 - 你也是 - You're delightful. - As are you.
現在，你說咱上哪去...？ Now. Where did you say we're headed...?
上哪... Headed...
你說我們去... did you say we're...
哦天啊 Oh God.
「如果你覺得自己中毒了，嚼一片就好...」 "If you ever feel like you've been poisoned, chew one of these..."
「嚼一就好...」 "Chew one of these..."
咋回事？ What happened?
我還從來沒見過有人跳起來去拿瀉藥的呢 I've never seen somebody dive for stool softener before.
這就是發生的事 That's one thing that happened.
你對我乾了啥？ What did you do?
是你給我下的藥？ Did you drug me?
當然是我 Of course I did.
我告訴過你，我不會相信任何人 I told you, I can't trust anybody.
我不得不檢查你的東西 I had to look through your things.
對了 Anyway.
告訴我，你是痔瘡特別大還是僅僅只是頑固？ Tell me. Are you hemorrhoids particularly large or just tenacious?
停止發短信！ Stop texting!
我沒發短信，如果你非要知道 I'm not texting if you must know.
我正在玩糖果傳奇，而且我剛玩到95關 I'm playing Candy Crash. And I just made level 95.
天哪，這也太粗暴了 God, that is so rude.
天哪，科林，你他媽這是幹什麼？ Jesus, Colin, What the fuck are you doing?
我很抱歉，瑞娜，但是有計劃有變 I'm sorry, Rayna but there's been a change of plans.
誰雇傭你的，科林？ Who paid you off, Colin?
科林8個月前就不在這工作了 Colin hasn't worked here for like 8 months.
我是弗雷德里克 I'm Frederick.
這就是你這麼做的原因嗎？ Is that why you are doing this?
就因為我沒記住你那該死的名字？ Because I didn't remember your fucking name?
我只能說有些人真的很想要你賣的東西 Let's just say there are people who really want what you're selling
你可以不用這麼做 You don't have to do this.
我可以給你榮華富貴的生活，科... I can give you a very comfortable life. Col...
你又忘了我的名字了，是吧？ - 不 You forgot my name again, didn't you? - No.
- 不，我沒有 - 是嗎？ - No, I didn't. - Yeah.
是叫... It's...
別再說他媽的科林 Don't say fucking Colin.
我操，我才不在乎你名字叫什麼，你他媽就是手下 Fuck. I don't give a shit what your name is. You're the fucking help.
得了吧，科林，斯坦和我已經... Nice try, Colin. But Stan and I already se...
是弗雷德里克！弗雷德里克！ It's Frederick! Frederick!
抱歉小姐，但是他們只付我一個... Sorry lady. But they only paid me for one...
不是吧！ Come on!
瑞娜！去駕駛艙把飛機拉平！ Rayna, go to the cockpit and level us out!
搞得好像我會開他媽的飛機似得！ Like I know how to fly a fucking aeroplane!
這好神奇 This was weird.
你想要怎麼吹，女人 Blow that thing all you want, lady.
是嗎？為什麼你不給我吹，科林 Yeah? Why don't you blow me, Colin.
是...弗雷德里克 It's...Frederick.
哦，真他媽倒霉 Oh. For fuck sake.
我會搞定 I got it.
我知道該怎麼做了 I know what to do.
哦，你還好嗎？ Oh, are you okay?
不好！一個死人腦袋頂在我屁股上！ No! I got a dead man's head up in my ass!
這次為了法恩 This one's for Fine.
下衝氣流！ Down draft!
別再來了！你知不知道你他媽在做什麼！ Not again! Do you have any idea what you are fucking doing!
哦，操控桿太敏感了 Oh. The controls are so sensitive.
天哪，有個死去的傻逼把屎拉在褲子上了 God. One of these dead fuckers just shit his pants.
好了，等一下 Okay, wait a minute.
我搞定了，我想我搞定了，好了 I got it. I think I got, okay.
好了 Okay.
還好我學著用過那種模擬飛行的APP Good thing I learned to use that Flight Simulator app.
恭喜你了，佩妮.摩根 Congratulations Penny Morgan.
你已經暴露你的身份 You just blew your cover.
現在打開飛機的自動駕駛，然後站起來 Now put the plane on autopilot and get up.
廢話一句，我就讓你這個CAI的腦漿灑在儀表板上 Any bullshit and I'll blow your CIA brains all over that control panel.
我想知道你在想什麼 I know what you're thinking.
你誤會了 And you're wrong.
我的真名叫... My real name is...
「你想好你的間諜名字了嗎？」 "Did you come up with your spy name yet?"
「我會叫...」 "My would be..."
安博.瓦倫丁 Amber Valentine.
你乾嘛的？色情明星嗎？ What are you? A porn star?
你他媽很幽默嗎，昂？ You're fucking hilarious, huh?
我是私人保鏢，是你爸爸雇我來保護你的 I'm a private bodyguard, and your father hired me to protect you.
保鏢？你？別逗 Bodyguard. You? Please.
真有趣，因為在我看來，要是沒有我 That's funny. Causes the way I see it. Without me.
你現在已經墜毀在阿爾卑斯山了 You would currently be crashed in the Alps right now
或者喉嚨被人穿個洞躺在太平間里 Or you'll be laying in the morgue with a hole burned in your throat.
你就是個被寵壞的小畜生 You little spoiled piece of shit!
為什麼我父親會雇一個像你這樣的人？ Why would my father hired somebody like you?
因為他相信我 Because he trusted me
不管出於他媽的什麼原因，他愛你 And for whatever fucking reason, he loved you.
甚至都不想讓你知道我在保護你 Didn't even want you to know I'm watching you.
因此他讓我編造出佩妮.摩根 So He's the one who made me come up with
這鐘相當失敗的身份來瞎扯 this whole loser Penny Morgan bullshit.
對，哦，你看起來像死，像我死去的媽媽 Yeah, Oh, you looked like dead, like my dead mama.
還有你他媽的竟然說我長得像那個該死的野人！ And fuck you for saying I look anything like that fucking beast!
難怪你父親從來沒有生他最想要的兒子 No wonder your father never had the son he wanted.
誰操一次那個醜八怪 You fuck that monster once
都會立刻拔出那該死的雞雞趕緊出門 and you just dropped the fucking mic and walked out.
操你丫的，你說的的一切都是謊言 Fuck you! Everything you said is a lie.
咋滴了？ what happened?
我說到你痛處了？ Did I hit a little sore spot?
沒錯，他一直想要個兒子，而你也知道這一點 Yeah. He always wanted a son, and you knew it.
聽著，他原本想讓你接管生意 Look. He wanted you to take over the business.
但他又很害怕你會被人乾掉 He's just afraid you'll get yourself killed.
所以，如果你想活下去，想把核彈脫手的話 So, if you want to live and you want to load that bomb,
你就跟緊我 you stick with me.
如果你對此有問題... And if you got a problem with that...
你認為你還能咋滴，瑞娜？ Know what you can do, Rayna?
你就和你那瞎雞巴扯的英國腔獨自降落這架該死的飛機吧 You and your bullshit accent can land this fucking plane by yourselves.
好吧，保鏢 Okay, bodyguard.
但是如果我發現你對我說的這一切都是謊言 But if I find out you're lying to me about of any of this,
我會讓你知道，死亡方式是無法想象的 I'll show you ways to die you've never even dreamed of.
現在讓我們去布達佩斯，我需要喝杯他媽的酒 Now let's go to Budapest. I need a fucking drink.
對，我也認為你他媽得喝一杯 Yeah, I bet you fucking do.
哦天哪 Oh my God.
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歡迎回到布達佩斯四季酒店，瑞娜小姐 Welcome back to the Four Seasons Budapest, Miss Boyanov.
別跟我說話，你不是我朋友，給我一邊去 Don't talk to me, you're not my friend. Get away from me.
好了，走開，走開！我會做的！ Okay, move. Move! I got it!
那麼，有什麼計劃？我們跟誰見面？ So. What's the plan? Who are we meeting?
你是我的保鏢，不是我的合作夥伴 You're my bodyguard, not my business partner.
只需要專心保護好我的身體 So just focus on guarding my body.
所以不知道是誰的情況下 So not knowing who we're meeting
會讓我有更好的效率是吧 tonight is going to make me extra effective.
很好，我知道了 That's okay, I get it.
我屎一樣保護你，你嘛可能啥事沒有 I've got shit to do, you'll probably be fine.
那我乾脆給你買件漂亮的衣服陪葬好了 Why don't I go get you a nice dress to be buried in.
蠢貨 Dumb ass.
我會跟一個潛在買家見面，如果你非要知道 I'm meeting a potential bidder if you must know.
如果他們報的價不改變，明天就會成交 If they don't top the current, offered sale will happen tomorrow.
- 在哪？ - 我也不知道 - Where? - I don't know yet.
安東！ Anton!
安東是我的保鏢團之一，神經病 Anton is part of my security team, psycho.
是嗎？好吧，你猜咋滴，老娘不喜歡他的臉 Yeah? Well, guess what. I don't like his face.
老娘就看不慣你那張逼樣的臉！ I don't like the looks on your face!
你他媽是誰啊？ And who the fuck are you?
老娘就是那個將要割下你雞巴，再粘到你腦門的上的人 I'm the person that's gonna cut your dick off and glue it to your forehead.
好讓你看起來像頭獨角獸，這他媽就是我！ so you look like a limp dick unicorn. That's who the fuck I am!
你名字應該叫大雞巴先生，不是安東 Your name should be Mr. Bagdicks, not Anton.
好了，天哪，大家冷靜下來，好嗎？ Okay, Jesus! Let's just calm down, okay?
難道他看著不像一根大雞巴嗎？ Does he not look like a bag of dicks?
夠了！我算是明白為什麼我父親喜歡你了 Enough! I can see why my father like you now.
安博是我的保鏢 Amber is my hired bodyguard.
多跟她學學 Be more like her.
還有你的頭最好沒弄壞我那該死的手機 And your head had better not broke my fucking phone.
一個美好的夜晚等著我們 Got a big night ahead of us.
別害怕清理你自己，安博 Don't be afraid to clean yourself up, Amber.
我說的是，淋個浴 Take a shower, that's what I'm saying.
是嗎？別害怕給你自己也衝個水 Yeah? Don't be afraid to hit water yourself.
你聞起來就像被衝上沙灘的的死妓女 You smell like a dead hooker that washed up on the beach
而且還是那種在太陽底下暴曬一個星期後才被人發現的屍體 and then roasted in the sun for a week before they've even found her body.
好了，你需要把說話的方式，改一改 Okay, you need to take it, way down.
我很抱歉，太過分了 I'm sorry, that's too much.
是的，確實太過分了 Okay. That was too much. Too much.
你看什麼看？ What are you staring at?
- 把你他媽的外套給我 - 這是男式外套 - Give me your fucking coat. - This is a man's coat. So.
沒錯，但我沒看到這兒有男人，不是嗎？ Yeah, but I don't see a man, do I?
我看到的是個「音樂之聲」里被拋棄的人 I see a reject from "The sound of Music."
好了，我不會給你的 Well, I won't give it to you.
我穿這件禮服已經他媽的12小時了，給我你的外套 I've been in this dress for 12 fucking hours. Give me your coat.
不 No.
那我只好扒了這件該死的外套 I'm gonna take that fucking coat.
我警告過你，你這個給臉不要臉的瑞典橡皮魚 I warned you. You Swedish gummy fish motherfucker.
哦天哪 Oh my god.
南... Nanc...
哦天哪，蘇珊 Oh my god. Susan.
隨便跟我說點什麼，求你了 Just say something to me, please.
蘇珊？隨便說，我受不了了，蘇珊 Susan? anything. I cannot handle this, Susan.
現實生活中不是什麼人都可以做間諜的 There is nothing in real life that someone could do to a spy
其中的凶險和痛苦 that is filthier or more upsetting
遠超我現在腦子里可以想象到的 than what my brain would cook up right now.
所以別折磨我了，蘇珊！ So save me from myself, Susan!
因為你知道會發生什麼嗎？ Because you know what's gonna happen?
我會一直喋喋不休的 I'm gonna get chattier, aren't I.
你知道嗎？你不能改變你最初的大夢想 Did you know? you can't have a change having big thoughts
- 否則這個腦子... - 哦天哪南希，你快把我逼瘋了 - or the brain... - Oh my god, Nancy. You're driving me nuts.
我沒回答，是因為我在到處是人的電梯里 I couldn't talk because I was in an elevator filled with people.
哦，還好你沒事，感謝上帝 Oh, you're alright. Oh thank god.
你消失了12小時，我們都不知道發生了什麼 You disappeared for 12 hours. We didn't know what had happened.
好了，我是不得已才摘掉我的耳機和攝像頭的 Well, I had to take off my earpiece and my camera.
瑞娜太瞭解我們的特工了 Rayna is on to our agents.
因此她一英里之外就能認出我的裝備 So she was going to spot my equipment from a mile away.
你跟瑞娜在一起？ You're with Rayna?
你不應該離她一英里之內的 You're not suppose to be within a mile away of her.
南希，我知道，但我已經深入了而且得到了非常重要的情報 Nancy, I know. But I'm in deep and I'm getting such good Intel.
拜託，我需要繼續保持無線電失聯，只是時間會久一點 Please, I just need to remain on radio silence just a little bit longer.
好了，不要擔心，因為現在我可以更好的監視你了 Okay, don't worry. Because I'll be out to keep a better eye on you now.
你在說什麼？咋樣？ Why are you saying that? How?
等等，你在這裡做什麼？ Wait. Wh-What are you doing here?
伊萊恩想知道你到底在做什麼 Elaine wanted to know exactly what you're up to,
所以我就跟蹤了你的耳機 so I tracked your earpiece.
- 他們派我來找你。 - 他們派你？ - They sent me here to find you. - They sent you?
對啊，我跟你一樣沒人知道，所以他們認為我的身份是安全的 Well. I was as unknown as you are, so they thought my cover was safe.
他們給了你一個新身份？ Did they give you an identity?
這太酷了！我說我想成為安博.瓦倫丁 It's so cool. I said I wanted to be Amber Valentine.
- 什麼？ - 然後他們讓我用這名字了 - What? - And they let me use it.
我真不知道為什麼你就可以選自己的名字 I don't know why you get to pick your identity.
我卻只能當這個該死的養貓大嬸 I had to go with the freaking cat lady.
- 安博！ - 在 - 在 - Amber! -Yes. - Yes.
- 她是誰？ - 哦，抱歉 - Who is this? - Oh, I'm sorry.
我不知道警察在這裡 I didn't know the police were here.
這是我的同事，一個偵探 This is my colleague. Detective
我他媽之前告訴過你的這個 The one I fucking told you about.
不，你沒有 No, you didn't.
是的，我有，海倫.凱勒！ Yes, I did, Helen Keller!
那麼，你們都叫安博？ So, you're both named Amber?
哇喔，老娘是怎麼教你跟我說話的？ Whoa! What did I tell you about talking to me?
沒有，你什麼都沒說過 Nothing. You just said nothing about talking.
你說啥 You know what.
你是想讓我用卡格尼和他媽的萊西來跟你解釋嗎？ You want me to have Cagney and fucking Lacey explain it to you?
卡格尼會從你他媽的喉嚨伸進去 Cagney's coming down your fucking throat.
萊西，她會從你屁股眼鑽上去 Lacey, she's gonna come up your ass
我會在他媽的中間跟他們會合 I'm gonna meet them in the fucking middle
像吹一個他媽的手風琴一樣玩弄你的心臟 and play your heart like a fucking accordion.
我會一直把這狗屎玩意兒擠到爆 I'm gonna pump that shit until it pops.
你這個瑞典婊砸！ You Swedish bitch!
你不敢！ You wouldn't dare!
你要哭了嗎？你這個該死的瑞典小賤逼 You gonna cry? You little Swiss fucking pussy.
- 我沒有要哭 - 你現在就在哭！ - I'm not going to cry - You're crying now!
我沒有！ I'm not.
這只是太他媽熱了！ It's so fucking hot.
好了，你該知道，讓我們現在放過安東吧，好嗎 Okay. You know. Just let's leave Anton alone for now, please.
你叫什麼名字？ What's your name?
- 蘇珊.庫珀 - 什麼？ - Susan Cooper. - What?
- 抱歉，說溜了 - 我剛才... - Sorry. It came out. - What did I just...
只是不想他媽的說出她的真名 Not suppose to fucking say her real name.
她是我最好的手下，她有著超強的該死能力 She's one of my best. She's highly fucking skill.
非常強的能力 Very skill.
比如什麼？從高櫃子上拿東西？ At what? Getting things out of a higher cupboard?
說的很好，因為我很高 That's very good. Because I'm tall?
說真的，我很不擅長拿高處的東西 Really, I'm not very good at reaching high things.
一個醫生曾經對我說，我的肌肉能力跟嬰兒一樣 A doctor once said to me that I had the muscles capacity of an infant.
- 我的胳膊像兩根麵條... - 趴下 - My arms are like 2 noodles... - Get down!
蘇珊，帶瑞娜到安全地方，馬上！ Susan, get Rayna to safety. Now!
- 我會保護她的 - 走 - I've got her. - Go!
一邊去！ Go away!
誰把頂子安在摩托上的！你誰啊，教皇嗎？ Who puts a roof on a scooter! What are you, the pope?
快讓開！ Get out of the way!
哦天哪！ Oh my god!
他們開的太瘋狂了！我沒法跟上他們 They're driving crazy, I can't keep up with them.
好的，等著吧 Okay, wait a minute.
我懂了 I got it.
好的，抄個小道 Alright. A little detour.
哦天哪 Oh god.
讓我們飛吧 Let's do this.
我要飛得更高 I am so bad ass!
我懂的 Got it.
我知道你們在說啥 I know what you're saying.
乾你們的活去吧！趕緊乾活吧！ Do your project now! Just get to work!
我們要去哪裡？ Where are we going?
你這裡聞起來像奶酪！ Smells like cheese over here!
跟著我，你會安全的 Stick with me, you'll be safe.
跟我一起爬，我必須保護你 Crawl with me. I must protect you.
跟我一起爬 Crawl with me.
該死的滑稽小丑秀 Fucking ridiculous clown show.
馬上給我他媽停下 This fuckery stops now.
打擾一下，你知道這附近哪有大力水手炸雞店嗎？ Excuse me. Do you know if there is a Popeyes Chicken around here?
- 什麼？ - 我看到了肯德基在路盡頭 - What? - I saw a KFC down the way,
但我更喜歡大力水手家的 but I'm more of a Popeyes guy.
這的食物很奇怪...哦我操，我問別人好了！ The food is really weird I...Oh my God, I'll ask someone else!
好了，結束了！ Okay, enough!
放下你的武器！ Drop your weapon!
哦天哪，凱倫？為什麼你不在卡普里？ Oh my god. Karen. Why aren't you at Capri?
我很抱歉我射了你 I'm so sorry I shot you.
你肯定不知道這會是我，我換了髮型了 You must have not known it was me either. I changed my hair.
哦是嗎，看起來真不錯，是接的嗎？ Oh, yeah. Looks really good. Are those extensions?
不，這只是...這只是我的頭髮 No. It's just...It's just my hair.
你知道的，修了一下，染了個色 You know, a few clips, colored.
好吧，既然你這麼說的話 Okay, if you say so.
抱歉，並且我還抱歉接下的事 I'm sorry. And I'm sorry about this too.
哦天哪 Oh, my God.
不不不不... No no no no...
蘇珊，我的大腿要著火了 Susan, my thighs are on fire.
我才不在乎這個，瑞娜去哪了？ I don't care. Where is Rayna?
我不知道，她從我身邊溜了，我已經走不動了 I don't know. She slipped off me, I was very sweaty.
凱倫.沃克死了 Karen Walker is dead.
- 什麼？ - 她是雙重間諜 - What? - She's a double agent.
有人當著我的面開槍，我不知道誰乾的 Somebody shot her right in front of me. I don't know who did it.
我不知道這件事的水有多深 I don't know how deep this whole thing goes.
哦天哪！ Oh my God!
把你們倆操他媽的屁股滾到上面來！ Get your motherfucking asses up here!
馬上！ Now!
狗屎的！ Shit!
有人試圖乾掉我 People are trying to kill me,
我他媽的保鏢團隊活下來的就剩下你們兩個保護我！ and all that's left of my fucking security team is you two defending me!
而你們看起來就像某人的弱智大媽在度假！ You look like somebody's demented aunts on vacation!
你手下還有別的人嗎，除了這個跑兩步就喘氣的大媽？ Do you have anyone on your team, other than this asthmatic Big bird?
是的，我們通常只是用她處理 Yeah. We usually just use her for
文職方面的安全工作 non-physical security resources.
我在那方面非常機智 I'm very non-physical resourceful.
我涉獵非常廣泛，我會看手相，會看地圖 I do a lot of reading. I read palms and maps.
我還看了全集的「飢餓遊戲」 And I read all of "The Hunger Games".
這對我有什麼卵用！ How is that helpful!
我不知道，我很害怕 I don't know, I'm panicking.
還有你！ And you!
你別再穿這身蠢爆的佩妮.摩根的裝扮了 You have to stop with this stupid Penny Morgan outfit.
你必須穿的像個正常人！ You have to dress like an actual human!
等我回來時給我找更多的保鏢，否則你們死定了！ Get me more security when I come back out here, or you're both dead!
這個怎麼樣，瑞娜 Suck on this, Rayna.
這次任務會花費你很多錢，你知道不 This mission is going to cost you money, you know.
買衣服的資金被消減到過去的一半了... The clothing allowance cut off half way through the last...
天哪，你能不能先把注意力放在找新保鏢上面 God. Can you just please concentrate on getting the new bodyguard.
- 該死的！別說了！ - 好的，好的 - God damn me! Please. - Alright. Alright.
討厭，我已經跟總部聯繫了 Crappy. I've already contacted the agency.
哦，拜託！ Oh. Come on!
你... You...
穿了這件外套 In this outfit.
簡直讓人雞動 Magnificent.
你有什麼發現嗎？ You have anything yet?
暫時還沒有，蘇珊 No one so far, Susan.
只是，這兒的人有點嚇人 Slight intimidating crowd, however.
哈嘍，你們看起來很漂亮 Hello. You look nice.
繼續笑吧，看著都老了 Just keep laughing. Looks fade.
把你的眼睛睜大了 Just keep your eyes open.
該死的，我告訴你好好打扮一下 God damn it. I told you to dress up.
還有把手套脫掉，看著就像他媽的黑武士一樣 And take off those gloves. You look like Darth fucking Vader.
你知道我帶著手套的原因嗎，是因為我不知道 You know the reason I'm wearing these gloves is because I don't know
會有什麼樣的叢林生物爬出來 of woodland creatures is going to come crawling out of
再他媽的鑽到你頭上 that fucking nest on top of your head.
隨你說，注意這個女人 Whatever. Keep a eye out for this woman.
她就是今晚出價的買家 She's the one coming to make the bid.
他有一個同伙 He's got a friend.
我需要你睜大眼睛，我可能隨時需要你幫忙 I need you to keep your eyes open. I may need your help out there.
在這個美麗的肉體面前閉上眼睛那簡直就是一種罪孽 To close my eyes in the presence of this beautiful body would be a crime.
天哪 Oh god.
南希 Nancy.
好的，你還記得我在巴黎看到的那女人嗎，那個炸彈人？ Okay, you know that women I spotted in Paris, the bomber?
她就是今晚來出價的買家 She's coming tonight to make the bid.
如果她真的是為德.盧卡辦事的，那我們得多加小心 If she really works for De Luca so we know some things up.
我需要你保持... I need you to keep an...
天哪 God.
婊子生的 Son of a beast thing.
抱歉，他是我的，沒錯 Excuse me, he's mine. Yeah.
我不是故意要這麼用力推她的，天哪，你看起來就像個充氣娃娃 I didn't mean to hit her that hard. God. You look like a balloon animal.
給，拿去 Here, take those.
- 嗨，你在乾嘛呢，福特？ - 我是來支援你的，庫珀 - Hi. What are you doing, Ford? - I'm here to help you, Cooper.
你可能找到瑞娜了，但你不能讓她跑了 You may have found Rayna, but you cannot lose her.
- 這不是他媽的遊戲時間，結束了 - 是嗎？ - This isn't fucking play time, anymore. - Yeah?
現在是玩你的臉跟你那傻逼鬍子的時間 It's play time on your face with your stupid mustache.
你看起來就像個變態公交車司機 You look like a pervert bus driver.
- 庫珀 - 咋滴 - Cooper? - Yeah.
走開 Get out.
放手 Let go.
好，現在誰是老大？ Yeah, who's dominating now?
你會讓整個行動都置身危險之中 You're putting this entire operation in danger.
你的小馬子，在巴黎扔完炮仗，跑來跟瑞娜見面了 Your girlfriend, from the Paris bombing, is on her way here to meet Rayna.
如果她看到你，只要我的身份暴露，我們倆都得死 If she sees you, only my cover's blown. And then we're both dead.
擔心你自己就行了，庫珀 Just worry about yourself, Cooper.
感謝這些美麗的女孩，你們開心嗎？ Thank you for the beautiful ladies. You guys okay?
讓我們歡迎 Let's welcome
50 Cent 50美分，美國說唱歌手
50美分先生 Mr. 50 Cent
最近好嗎，布達佩斯 What's up Budapest.
哦狗屎，她在那 Oh, shit. She's here.
好了，我們不能讓瑞娜看見她 Okay. We can't let Rayna see her.
所以你去搞定她的保鏢，我來搞定她 So, you need to take out her bodyguards, and I'll deal with her.
嘿，沒有人可以命令我 Hey. Nobody orders me around.
媽蛋，你有更好的主意？ God. Do you have a better idea?
我們可以在酒吧釋放毒氣 We'll release a gas in the club
造成所有人短暫性失憶 causing everybody to get temporary amnesia.
- 再拿100根雷管... -哦 天啊 - Get a 100 sticks of dynamite... - Oh god.
去吧！去吧！ Just go! Just go!
南希，我需要你馬上進來這裡！ Nancy, I need you to get in here now!
我來了，蘇珊，我在這，我在這 I'm coming, Susan. I'm here, I'm here.
抱歉，打擾了 Pardon, excuse me.
我在這，我在這 I'm here. I'm here.
哦，哇哦 Oh, wow!
50分都在這，謝謝你通知我 50 Cent a piece. Thanks for letting me know.
不要讓瑞娜看到那個女人 Do not let Rayna see that woman.
分散她的注意力，馬上！ Create a diversion, now!
- 什麼樣的分散？ - 動靜大點 - What kind of diversion? - A big one.
50，我愛你！ 50, I love you!
50，我愛你！舔我 50, I love you! Kiss me.
- 離開他！ - 要了我吧就現在！ - Get her! - Take me now!
轉過去 Turn around.
- 起來！ - 我受不了了 - Get off! - I'm coming in.
南希，我抓到她了，外面會合 Nancy, I got her. Meet me outside.
好的，很好，我現在好了，非常感謝，好了 Okay, great. No, I'm fine now. Thank you so much. Okay.
現在我如願以償了，就這樣吧 Now I got my wish. And that was it.
現在我得飛到克羅地亞去找麥可.佈雷了，他正渴望我 So now I got to drop Michael Bublé in Croatia. He wants me.
Michael Bublé 麥可.佈雷，加拿大著名流行爵士樂歌手
好了，庫珀，換我來控制吧 Okay, Cooper. I got this under control.
你跟我來 You're coming with me.
哦我的天哪，蘇珊！ Oh my god. Susan!
好的，得鬧大動靜！巨大的動靜！ Okay, bigger diversion! Huge diversion!
小婊砸！ Bitch!
我必須得知道她為誰做事，帶著瑞娜離開這 I got to know who she's working for. Get Rayna out of here.
這不公平！ That's not fair!
該死！ God damn it!
南希，你在哪裡？ Nancy, where are you?
有點不得勁 A bit indispose.
事實證明50美分是沒有幽默感和諷刺精神的 It turns out 50 Cent doesn't have a great sense of humor or irony.
我需要支援！我把槍掉在酒吧了！ I need backup! I lost my gun in the club!
其實我們倆的實力差不多
我為什麼要把手套脫掉？ Why did I get rid of my gloves?
去你媽的！ Motherbuttler!
你連衣褲裡面的火氣可真不小 You got a lot of rage in that jumpsuit.
起來！ Get up!
你被蘇珊.庫珀還有 You are under arrest by Susan Cooper
美利堅合眾國政府，正式逮捕了 and the government of the United States.
瑞娜，你是怎麼做到的？ Rayna, how did you do that?
不是我，他做的 I didn't. He did.
哈嘍，小庫庫 Hello, Coop.
法恩 Fine.
小庫庫 Coop.
醒醒！ Wake up!
你睡得舒服嗎? Did you have a nice nap?
你呼嚕打的很大聲啊 You were snoring very loudly.
好吧，這還不是現在最讓人沮喪的消息吧 Well, this is really not the most upsetting news right now.
我父親曾經把人帶到這來 My father used to bring people here.
是嗎，於是就讓你打扮成騷逼似的海豚訓練師嗎？ Yeah, so make you dressed like a slutty dolphin trainer?
他讓他們挨餓，折磨他們 He starved them, tortured them..
凡是你能想到的 You name it.
他最不喜歡的就是，有人對他說謊 he especially didn't like it when people lied to him.
我不會再雇你了 Not that I bought it.
你知道了？ You knew?
我當然知道了 Of course I knew.
我告訴過你呆在地下室是最好的，庫珀 I told you you were better off in the basement, Coop.
你可以完全避開這些事 You could have avoided all of this.
那又如何，法恩？ And what, Fine?
你現在是加入了核黑市了麼？還是恐怖分子？ Now you're a nuclear black marketer? A terrorist?
不 No.
他只是乾我而已 He's just fucking me.
真是個響亮的吻 You're a loud kisser.
- 你說什麼？ - 真是個響亮的吻！ - Excuse me? - You're a loud kisser!
而且看著又粗魯又毫無吸引力 And it's gross and unappealing.
你看起來就像一個牙齒掉光的老太婆嘬著甜甜圈里的果醬 You look like some old toothless woman sucking the jelly out of a donut.
嘿，喜歡睡的男人是你的殺父仇人，感覺如何？ Hey. How's it like sleeping with the man who killed your father?
問得好，小庫庫 Nice try Coop.
她已經知道是克雷斯乾的 She already know it was Cress.
好吧 Okay.
你或許還是一如既往地愛著他，不是嗎？ You probably always been in love with him, haven't you?
在他耳邊說 Talking in his ear,
祈禱終於有一天他會愛上你 hoping eventually one day he'll fall in love with you.
可憐又可悲的蘇珊.庫爾曼 Poor little pathetic Susan Coleman.
記住我的姓難道真的有那麼大的負擔嗎？ Reminisce my last name so truly not much of a burden, is it?
庫萍 Coppin.
不對 No.
庫彭？ Cropon?
你是...你是想團購嗎？ Are you...Are you thinking Groupon?
不，我的名字不是「團購」 No, my name is not Groupon.
庫魯珀？ Croop?
繼續 Keep going.
卡帕斯基 Kapalski.
越來越遠了 It's getting further from it.
好吧，管他媽的叫什麼 Well. Whatever the fuck it is,
我們就稱呼它為「死亡」吧 Let's just call it Dead!
嘿寶貝，我以為我們會綁著她一直到晚上？ Hey, baby. I thought we were gonna hang on to her till tonight?
我改變主意了！ I changed my mind!
再見 Goodbye.
不想在你身上浪費子彈 Like I waste a bullet on you.
把她放到房間里去 Put her in the room.
嘿奧爾多 Hey Aldo.
你好，捆綁少女 Hello captured lady.
我失敗了 I failed.
我沒能完成任務 I failed the mission.
法恩還活著並且 Fine's alive and
他是一個叛徒 he's a traitor.
不要喪氣 Don't be downhearted.
我媽媽告訴過我 My mama, said to me.
奧爾多 Aldo,
生活總是充滿悲劇 life is full of sorrow
和驚喜 and surprises.
但是，一對雄偉的 But, a magnificent
大奶子 pair of bosoms
將會... will...
真是個好故事 Good story.
蘇珊 Susan.
離我遠點 Get away from me.
不，聽著，我沒有太多的時間 No, listen. I haven't got much time.
你為什麼這麼做，法恩？ Why did you do it, Fine?
這是我唯一的辦法 This was my only way in.
我只能製造自己被殺來獲得瑞娜的信任 I had to fake my death to gain Rayna's trust.
我干擾了信號，摘下隱形眼鏡，這很容易 I jammed the signal. Popped out my lens. It was easy.
我不喜歡這麼對你，但我必須這樣，我必須這樣 I hated to do it to you, Coop. But I had to, I had to.
瑞娜對我們所有特工了如指掌 Rayna knew all about our agents,
因為凱倫·沃克把所有人的名單賣給了她 cause Karen Walker sold her the names.
我無法信任局里的所有人，會不會有人出賣我 I just couldn't trust anyone at the agency not to give me away.
甚至是你 Not even you.
我該如何相信你告訴我的這些都是真的？ How would I know you're telling me the true?
凱倫.沃克是不是想殺了你？ Did Karen Walker tried to kill you?
- 是你殺的她？ - 我隱藏的很深 - You shot her? - I'm deep undercover.
但也沒有很深，我無法一直保護你 But not so deep that I can't still protect you.
好，看著我的眼睛 Alright. Look me in the eye.
沒錯，看著我的眼睛 Really. Look me in the eye.
你眼睛一隻大一隻小唉 One of your eyes is bigger than the other.
真的嗎？ Really?
不 No.
你是完美的，真該死 You're perfect. God damn it.
混蛋 Asshole.
這很痛 That hurt.
很好，就該這樣 Good, it's suppose to.
大奶子 Bosom.
他危險嗎？ Is he dangerous?
假如你有暴乳的話 Only if you have boobs.
那麼，瑞娜已經知道我是間諜了？ So. Does Rayna really know I was a spy?
沒有 No.
直到你在廚房暴露之後才知道的 Not until you blew your cover back at that kitchen.
我真的認為她來做間諜的話會更有經驗 I really thought she was more experienced than that.
感謝上帝，幸好她不是 Thank God she's not.
因為如果她是的話，你這會兒已經死了 Because if she was, you would be dead now.
我曾用你那相當完美的身份... I used your pretty good covers...
我得走了 I got to go.
我們要去德.盧卡的別墅見屌大淫夫 We're heading to De Luca villa to meet with Dudaev.
然後我們帶著他去核彈所在的地方 Then we're taking him to wherever the bomb is.
這事幾乎就結束了 This thing is almost over.
堅持住 Hang tight.
你好，捆綁少女 Hello, bound lady.
別這樣，奧爾多 Not now, Aldo.
我認為法恩先生低估你了 I think Mr. Fine underestimated you.
你找到了你的目標，跟蹤到他們身邊 You found your target, you tracked them down.
你的身手也很猛 You fought very hard.
蘇珊 Susan.
你是一個合格的特工 You're a good agent.
下一次你會抓到他們的 You'll get them next time.
除非我們死在這了 Unless we die here.
那我們就沒辦法了 Maybe we'll not.
你知道嗎？我不會這樣坐以待斃 You know what? I'm not going down like this.
我需要你幫我解開 I need you to untie me.
不，你最好聽法恩先生的，他正乾著大計劃 No. You heard Mr. Fine. He's working a plan.
我們得留在原地 We have to stay put.
解開我，現在！ Untie me. Now!
那是我的屁股！ That's my ass!
這很難看到，也很難把握我的方位 It is very difficult to see or gauge my position.
你就是想摸我屁股 You're just simply grabbing my ass.
讓我們躺倒一邊吧 Let's roll to our side.
天啊！ God!
繩子綁的很緊，但我已經有進展了 The knot is very tight, but I am making progress.
你的手往哪摸呢 You hand is way up in there.
我的右手被我自己的身體壓住了 My right hand is restraint from the weight of my body.
好了，我有個主意 Okay. I got an idea.
哦天哪 Oh my god.
不要動 Don't move.
- 等等，等等，等等 - 別動 - Wait, wait. Wait. - Stay still.
- 不不不不不... - 是是是是... - No no no no no... - Yes yes yes yes...
- 天哪 - 抱歉了 - Good god. - Scusa. (Excuse me)
不要這樣啊 Can't be happening.
該死的 God damn it.
在你開始前，我總得有一個授權的時刻吧 I was having such an empowering moment before you started.
我的二弟可能正在輕輕地親吻你的後腦勺 My penis may be gently kissing the back of your head.
趁我捏爆你的蛋蛋之前快解開我！ Just untie me before I crush your nuts!
哦，別這樣！ Oh, please!
如果我們有時間玩這種樂趣那就好了 If only we had time for such pleasures.
天哪！ God!
哦，別再舔了！ Oh, stop licking it!
搞定了 It is done.
謝了奧爾多 Thank you Aldo.
我不想知道為什麼我的脖子是濕的，但是 I don't want to know why my neck is wet, but
你的口活很出色 you did excellent work.
不客氣 Prego. (Welcome)
好了，轉過去，讓我幫你解開 Okay. Turn around. Let me untie you
然後讓我們離開這該死的地方 and let's get the fuck out of here.
我需要你去通知中情局和國際刑警組織 I need you to alert CIA and Interpol.
我去找德.盧卡，然後支援法恩 I'm going to De Luca's and backup Fine.
你知道別墅在哪嗎？ You know where the villa is?
我知道一切 I know everything.
總有一天 One day,
超級間諜女士，蘇珊.庫珀 Lady superspy. Susan Cooper.
我會操你 I will fuck you.
就喜歡新車的氣味 Love this new car smell.
真是很贊 Really nice.
歡迎來到巴拉頓湖 Welcome to Lake Balaton.
我發現了這個樓梯，並且讓人在它周圍建了房子 I found this staircase and made them built a house around it.
我們尊敬的杜達耶夫先生很快就到 Our dear Mr. Dudaev will be arriving shortly.
而你 You.
將會成為一名非常有錢的女人，瑞娜 are about to become a very rich woman, Rayna.
這就意味著你必須對你的隊伍 Which means you'll have to be a little more careful
保持一點謹慎 about the company you keep.
很多人都有這種可怕的意圖 So many people have such terrible agendas.
也許就像，你的這個朋友 Like perhaps, your friend here.
我可以看的出他魅力無限 I can see his obvious outer appeal.
你有很迷人的眼睛 You've terrific eyes.
謝謝 Thanks.
但他也效力於中情局，不是嗎？ But he also works for the CIA, doesn't he?
德.盧卡先生，你說的沒錯 Mr. De Luca, it's true.
我曾為中情局工作，但他們都以為我死了 I worked for the CIA. But they think I'm dead.
你和凱倫.沃克，都雙重間諜 You and Karen Walker, both double agents.
中情局怎麼了？ What's going on in the CIA?
那些酷炫的任務都給無人機做了嗎？ Drones taken all the cool assignments?
如果我們現在不除掉他 If we don't get rid of him right now,
我會取消交易 I'm calling off the deal.
你他媽敢試試 Don't you fucking dare.
沒錯，你們最好聽她的話，傻逼 Yeah. Why don't you listen to that, asshole.
你他媽敢試試 Don't you fucking dare.
你們好像人不夠啊，女士... You're a bit outnumbered here. Miss...
抱歉，你他媽叫什麼來著？ I'm sorry, what the fuck is your name?
蘇珊.庫珀，老娘中情局的 Susan Cooper. I'm with the CIA.
上帝，瑞娜，你是邀請了整個中情局的人麼 Jesus. Rayna, did you invite the entire agency here
還是他們局里的人剛好在隔壁別墅休假啊 or are they just having a company retreat at the villa next door.
媽的，你在說冷笑話嗎 God, you're funny.
就我一個人，可能現在對你最有利的 It's just me. As could be in your best interest
就是保證法恩和我的安全 to keep Fine and me alive.
我努力過，但我還是無法理解你的邏輯 I'm trying, but I not quite following your logic.
你想讓我慢慢說給你聽嗎，沒問題 You want me to slow it down for you. Okay.
你們要跟索薩.杜達耶夫見面是吧 You're about to meet with Solsa Dudaev.
他的情報我已經收集很多年了 A man I've been collecting intelligence on for years.
我猜你這裡的手下只會忙著修剪胡渣 And I'm guessing your boys here are too busy manscaping
卻沒人知道他是怎麼做生意的 to tell you how he does business.
你們這裡至少有一半的人會被除掉 It's about half the people he deals with end up dead.
我再告訴你們另一件事 I'll tell you another thing.
你那個在巴黎扔炮仗的小馬子 Your little girlfriend, one from the Paris bombing.
她只是利用你接近瑞娜罷了 She's just using you to get to Rayna.
那天晚上要不是因為我 If it hadn't for me last night,
她早就在酒吧把瑞娜綁走了 she would have kidnapped her at the club.
而你只能在這兒用你的手擼著你的大屌 And you would be standing here with your dick in your hand,
連核彈在哪你都不知道 And you'd never find that bomb.
所以，你需要我，德.盧卡 So. You need me, De Luca.
但我不會幫你，除非你能保證法恩的安全 And I'm not going to help you unless you keep Fine alive.
那麼，讓我把事情弄清楚 So. Let me get this straight.
你效力於中情局 You work for the CIA.
卻原意幫著我倒賣核彈 Yet you're willing to help me sell a nuclear bomb,
就為了這個男人的命 in order to save this man's life.
- 我為什麼要相信？ - 因為她還愛著他 - Why would I believe that? - Because she's in love with him.
沒錯，咋了？ Yeah, so what?
這個傻瓜甚至都不知道 This idiot doesn't even know it.
笨得根本不知道我會為他做任何事 Too dump to know I'll do anything for him.
去他媽的中情局，對吧 Fuck the CIA, right.
他們給了我什麼？ What did they ever done for me?
我奉獻10年的青春，換來一點可憐的工資 Took 10 years of my life, give me shitty pay.
把我放在到處是蝙蝠的地下室 Put me in the basement with a ceiling full of bats.
造成我不僅得了紅眼病，還有其他過敏症 Pretty sure give me a pink eye or at least an allergy.
在我他媽的眼睛里 Something got fuck up in my eye.
如果不是為了法恩，老娘早就不乾了 I would have mal a long time ago if it hadn't been for Fine.
所以，沒錯 So, yeah.
我原意做任何事只要他或者 I'll do anything it takes to keep him alive.
這非常可悲，是吧？ That's pretty pathetic, right?
相當可悲 Extremely pathetic.
天哪，你就是個賤逼 God, you're an asshole.
等完事了，老娘要把你他媽的頭髮全剃了 When this is over, I'm gonna shave that fucking head.
好吧，看不慣她頭髮的小姐 Alright, Miss Hair Vision.
我接受你的建議 I'll take you up on your offer.
但是，如果你敢耍玩花樣，任何花樣 But if you try anything, I mean anything.
我都會讓你夢想成真，送你和你小男友一起上天堂 I'll make your dream come true and send you and your boyfriend to heaven.
我們走 Let's go.
杜達耶夫先生 Mr. Dudaev.
歡迎來到匈牙利 Welcome to Hungary.
聽著像車臣一樣，只是更容易發音 Like Chechnya, only easier to pronounce.
廢話少說 Enough with the bullshit.
盒子在哪？ Where is the package?
一旦我客戶看到付款 Once my client sees the payment.
她就會帶我們一起去非常安全的藏身之處 She'll take us all to it's very secure hiding spot.
無論在何處 Wherever that may be.
我來吧 I got it.
1億歐元已經沒有過去那樣的購買力了，是吧？ 100 million euros doesn't buy what it used to, does it?
完美的鑽石，索薩 Nice ice, Solsa.
好了 Right.
這些都是你的了 It's all yours.
先生們，如果你們想跟我來 Gentlemen. If you would follow me.
它就在這 Here it is.
這你媽什麼狗屁？ What is this bullshit?
狗屁？ Bullshit?
索薩，我會讓你知道 Solsa, I'll have you know.
這是核武器 It's the nuke.
聰明的姑娘 Clever girl.
全鉛的儲藏格 A lead lined compartment.
沒錯，這個鉛盒可以隔絕任何輻射檢測 Correct. The lead lining is said to mask any radiation detection.
我父親在這方面是行家 My father was extremely good at his job.
真是難以置信！ Unbelievable!
你知道，你可以事先提醒我的，瑞娜 You know. You could have warned me, Rayna.
我還一直把我的運動服在那裡放了一個星期 I have been throwing my gym clothes in that thing for a week.
它真美 It is beautiful.
不錯 Yes, it is.
你他媽在幹什麼？ What the fuck are you doing?
處理生意 Conducting business.
把這些都放直升機上去 Put it in the helicopter.
別忘了我的鑽石 Don't forget my diamonds.
到底他媽怎麼回事 What the fuck is going on?？
德.盧卡耍了你，瑞娜，這是你自作自受 De Luca played you, Rayna. And you lead him right to it.
你以為我會讓他得到核彈，是吧？ You didn't expect me to let him have it, did you?
我是說，這就像一個鄉巴佬拿著把槍去打劫 I mean. Like giving a strafe of areas to a hillbilly.
我有個買家原意付我5億歐元來買它 I have a buyer who is willing to pay me 500 million euros for it.
還有杜達耶夫也沒本事能把核彈運到美國的土地上 And Dudaev would've never be able to get that bomb onto American soil.
我的買家能把它運到紐約市中心，並且在下周就會使用它 My buyer will have it in the middle of New York city and use it next week.
所以，你們要知道，如果你們還沒有看過「歌劇魅影」... So, you know. If you haven't seen "Phantom" yet...
那又，如何呢？ So, what?
你也要打算把我殺了嗎，瑟吉奧？ Does this me you're going to kill me too, Sergio?
也許是吧 I'm afraid so
抱歉，瑞娜，必須得斬草除根，你懂的 Sorry Rayna. It's just cleaner that way, you understand.
我要操翻你，德.盧卡！ Explain it to me, De Luca!
哦天哪 Oh God.
他...他故意的 He-He means well.
眼下，好像變得越來越順利了 At this stage, it keeps getting better and better.
感謝各位的表演，但是抱歉，瑞娜，演出結束了 Thank for the performance folks. But. Sorry, Rayna, the show's over.
上！上！ Go! Go!
真他媽狗屎 Holy shit.
- 德.盧卡在哪？ - 蘇珊！ - Where's De Luca? - Susan!
趴下！ Get down!
不！ No!
當時有機會我應該殺了你 I should have killed when I had the chance.
- 瑞娜！ - 什麼？ - Rayna. - What?
車下面 Under the car.
推過來 Push it over.
你認真的？ Seriously?
你他媽就不能用你那手臂使點勁嗎 Can't you just fucking burn arms and push it.
咋回事啊？我抓到他了？ What happened? Did I get him?
德.盧卡帶著核彈上直升機了！快起來！ De Luke has got the bomb to the helicopter. Get up!
我操，老子知道了 fuck me. I got this.
不！ No!
快點！快點！快點！... Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up! ...
加把勁！ Come on!
乾死她 Kill her.
我知道怎麼做，老子以前專門乾這個！ I got this. I've done this before!
庫珀，你他媽會搞砸的！ Cooper, you're gonna fuck this up!
閉嘴快幫忙！ Shut up and help!
你在開笑話嗎？ Are you kidding me?
福特！你到底在乾嘛？ Ford, what the hell are you doing?
老子要從你身上爬上去，然後操死德.盧卡 I'm gonna crawl up you and take out De Luca.
放開你在老娘胸上的手！ Get your hands off my boobs!
老子在救你！ I'm saving you!
哦天哪！你的手不應該在這！ Oh my god. Those do not belong on those!
我找不到更好抓的 I can't get a good grip.
你的褲子也太滑了 Your pants are too slippery.
抓牢了！老子要像一個空中飛人一樣 Hold on tight! I'm gonna swing like I'm on a trapeze.
直接跳進駕駛艙！ And leap my way up to the COCKPIT!
老子告訴過你，你會搞砸的，庫珀！ I told you you're gonna fuck this up, Cooper!
哦，我要掉了 Oh, I split.
喔，太高了！ Woo, that's high!
真該死 God damn it.
這他媽是新西裝 Fucking new suit.
你這狗屎現在該結束了！ This shit ends now!
- 別動！ - 哦我去！ - Freeze! - Oh my god!
我沒有他媽的心情聽你廢話！ I'm not in the fucking mood for your bullshit!
哦是嗎？那你一定會喜歡這個！ Oh yeah? Then you'll love this!
老娘也沒有心情聽你廢話！ I'm not in the mood for your bullshit!
退後 Back off.
抱歉，間諜，遊戲時間結束了 Sorry, spy. Play time's over.
對，沒錯，跟你玩具說再見吧 Yeah, it is. Say goodbye to your toy.
你要乾嘛？你要乾嘛？你敢試試！ What are you doing? What are you doing? Do not you dare!
哦我的上帝！鑽石！ Oh my god! The stones!
不！我的上帝！ No! Oh my god!
死吧 Die.
我剛剛殺人了！ I just shot a man!
這算壞事嗎？感覺真棒 Is it wrong? It felt so right.
這才是我嗎！ It's so me!
嘿，英勇的女士！ Hey, heroic lady!
在我國家有一句關於女人的話，說的就是你 In my country there is a saying about women like you.
火熱到爆了！ Hot as fuck!
哦天哪 Oh god.
時機不對，奧爾多！ Not now, Aldo!
去吧蘇珊！ Go Susan！
哦！這在我計劃之外！ Oh! That was not a part of my plan!
女人就是女人，戰鬥的時候還要佩戴首飾 Just like a women. To wear jewelry into battle.
但這是我見過的最他媽醜的項鍊 Although this is the ugliest fucking necklace I've ever seen.
對，沒錯，現在它是你的了 Yes, it is. And it's all yours.
有個調節扣子呢！ With an adjustable toggle!
好了，開始吧，沒問題的 Okay, here we go. No problem.
拜託啊！ Come on!
好的，好的，我做到了，我做到了 Okay, okay. I got it. I got it.
直升機不錯嘛，你在哪裡弄到的？ Nice copter. Where did you get it?
這是50美分的 It's 50 Cent's.
我強迫他借給我們用的 I had to deputize him to let us use it.
他可是相當怕我呢 He is so afraid of me.
我也是個混賬間諜了 I'm a motherfucking spy.
讓我們去殺點別的人吧 Let's go shoot somebody else.
哦閉嘴，50美分，不然我再舔你一次！ Oh, zip it up, 50 Cent or I'll mouth you again!
這日子只會越來越好了 This day is just getting better and better
他需要我！ He wants me!
我想我們該降落了！ I think we should land!
我丟了個核彈在水里呢 I dropped a nuke in the water.
乾得好同志們，我對不起這個湖 Good job guys. Sorry about the lake.
好了，別用力擠 Alright, muscle. Don't push.
你們都能拍到想要的照片，有足夠的空間呢 You'll get your pictures. There's enough 50 to go around.
你們知道我幫忙抓了恐怖分子，對吧？ You know I just help because of terrorist, right?
你們沒見過坎耶做這種事吧 You ever seen Kanye do some shit like that.
他從沒有，從沒有 He never. He never.
這是不是很棒？ Isn't this wonderful?
我希望在監獄里度過我的餘生 I was hoping to spend the rest of my life in jail.
好讓我有足夠的時間來反省 Give me some quality time to deal with the fact
跟一個有殺父之仇的男人上床的事實 that I was sleeping with the man who killed my father.
不管如何，打電話給我律師，把我行李從賓館拿過來 Anyway, call my lawyer. Get the turf from the hotel.
- 我需要任何事情都準時... - 你還以為我在替你辦事嗎？ - I need everything on time... - Do you think I still work for you?
湊你高興 Whatever.
操你丫的 Fuck you.
我知道你還是喜歡我的 I knew you really like me.
嘿 Hey.
我也操你丫的 Fuck you too.
請碰我他媽的頭髮 Don't touch my fucking hair.
小心點 Watch it.
哦天哪，奧爾多 Oh god, Aldo.
我防你的抓奶龍爪手防的太累了 I'm too tired to fend you off your groping.
請別這樣，我完全理解 Please. I understand completely.
聽著，我的真名是阿爾伯特 Look. My real name is Albert.
軍情六處 MI6.
聽著，我很抱歉我的偽裝有點過度了 Look. I'm sorry if my disguise was a bit much.
我只是很喜歡真正地去進入一個角色 I just like to really get into character
雖然我感覺我可能會在有些時候變得太興奮 Although I fear I may have become over excited at certain points.
是有一點 A little bit.
作為歉意 By way of apology.
如果你工作需要來到倫敦 Should your work ever bring you to London
我會很高興邀請你共進晚餐 I would love to take you for dinner.
好的，可以，我.... Okay. Yeah. I...
那太好了 That would be nice.
很好 Wonderful.
天哪！ God!
你覺得我的英國腔怎麼樣？ How do you like my English accent?
我從唐頓莊園學的 I learned it from the Downton Abbey.
不，我開玩笑的 No, I'm only joking.
- 其實是真的 - 額滴神啊 - Or am I. - My god.
小庫庫，乾得漂亮 Coop. Great work.
多麼棒的表現！超人庫珀 What a job! SuperCooper.
真的，我很驚訝 Really, amazing.
- 謝謝 - 是的，沒錯 - Thanks. - Yes, it was.
你真的做到了 You really came through.
謝謝你夫人 Thank you ma'am.
我現在想繼續讓你留在外勤組 I like to keep you out in the field for now
哇哦 Wow.
我們需要你明天飛往布拉格 We need you to fly to Prague tomorrow
滲透到國際毒品走私組織中去 to infiltrate an international drug smuggling ring.
這是你的新身份 Here's your new identity.
你可以嗎，庫珀？ You in, Cooper?
特工，蘇珊.庫珀，前來報到，夫人 Agent, Susan Cooper. Reporting for duty, ma'am.
好吧，雖然現在沒人這麼說了，但還不錯 Yeah. Nobody says or does that but great.
好的，謝謝您 Okay. Thank you.
弗朗西斯.梅斯，一名失業的電話推銷員 Francis Mays is an unemployed telemarketer
靠她的殘疾撫卹金生活 living off her disability cheques.
哦，仁慈的上帝啊！ Oh, sweet Jesus!
誰會在護照的照片上戴眼鏡啊？ Any who wears reading glasses in their passport photo?
她只是在開玩笑，她騙你的 She's only kidding. She got you.
哦天哪，這是個很好笑的玩笑 Oh my god. It was a good one.
沒錯，其實我沒開玩笑，我可沒有幽默細胞 Yeah, actually I'm not. I don't have a sense of humor.
不，別這樣 No, you don't.
我們再聊吧 We'll talk soon.
好好看一下你的紅眼病吧 Got the pink eyes under control.
但是...它真的只是過敏，夫人 But...It was actually an allergy, ma'am.
好吧，我去看 Okay. Got it.
所以，你現在是正式間諜了，小庫庫 So. You're a spy now, Coop.
是的 Yeah.
恭喜了 Congratulations.
謝謝 Thanks.
我不認為在地下後勤組還能找到和你一樣出色的人 I don't think I'll ever find anyone as good as you in the basement.
我想你可以的，那底下還有很多優秀的人 I think you will. There's a lot of good people down there.
那麼，嘿，接下來 So, hey. The thing is.
我知道有一個很棒的小餐館在這附近，可以的話... I know a great little restaurant right near here. Maybe...
你和我可以去吃一頓很不錯的 you and I could go for a nice long
晚餐 dinner.
你知道嗎，我只是 You know what. I just
想感受一個屬於女生的夜晚 got a feeling like a girl's night.
你懂的，對吧？ You understand, right?
是，那當然 Yeah, sure.
那我再找你吧，玩的開心 I'll catch you later. You go have a great time.
謝謝 Thank you.
嘿 Hey.
小庫庫 Coop.
你對德盧卡說的那些關於我的話 All those things you said about me to De Luca.
你是說真的嗎？ Did you mean that?
你的胸毛比我想象中的要多 You're a lot furrier than I thought you'd be.
- 是嗎 - 是的 - Yeah - Yeah.
回頭見，同志 Smell you later, pal.
很高興你還活著，布拉德利 Glad you're still alive, Beverly.
- 你這個該死的娘炮 - 噢！天哪！ - You silly fucking girly wanker. - Aw! God!
乾得不錯，庫珀 Nice work, Cooper.
哇哦 Wow.
這是在誇我嗎？ Is that a compliment?
難得聽你誇我一次 That's not easy for you to do.
去他娘的，聽著，你乾的很出色 Ah fuck it. Look, you did a good job.
也可能只是你這種菜鳥運氣好 Probably just beginner's luck though
又來了 there we go.
你從哪兒弄的這西裝？ Where did you get that suit?
我他媽自己做的，不行嗎 I fucking made it, didn't I.
很漂亮 It's nice.
你還是不回中情局嗎？ You're still out of the CIA?
恐怕不行了，他們需要老子 Probably not. They need me.
不過我想我需要先花一點時間獨自一個人 I think I need to spend some time on my own first, though.
放空一陣 Clear my head.
我要開著它到海邊去 I'm going to take this down the coast.
也許，會在意大利待一段時間，再開到希臘 Maybe, spend some time in Italy. Travel to Greece.
有時候，身為男人就該乘風破浪 Sometimes a man needs to go to sea.
聽起來不錯，福特，一帆風順 Sounds good, Ford. Good for you.
保重 Take care.
再見 Bye.
後會有期！ Arrivederci!
你認為他知道這是一個湖嗎？ Do you think he knows that's a lake?
不，他不知道 No. I don't.
我們走吧 Let's go.
好的 Okay.
我不能讓別人看到我是有多麼痛 I can't let anybody see how sore I am.
- 我會幫你 - 好的 - I got you. - Okay.
- 過來 - 哦，我的屁股真的飽經風霜了 - Come here. - Oh, my glutes are really season up
如果你還痛，我告訴你怎麼做 If you're sore, I'll tell you what.
先洗個熱水澡，然後我們去慶祝 Take a hot bath and then we get to celebrate.
但願你喜歡香檳和牛肉乾 I hope you like champagne and beef jerky.
好啊，哦，那個... Well. Oh, that's a...
你必須喜歡，因為我偷了整整一箱 You have to. Because I stole a case of it.
我不知道兩個一起吃會不會喜歡 I don't know if I like them together.
反正從50分的直升機上拿的 Out of 50 Cent's helicopter.
哦，慢點，慢點 Oh. Slower. Slower.
拜託！這是個他媽的湖啊？ Come on! Is this a fucking lake?
我他媽該怎麼去意大利？ How the fuck do I get to Italy?
哦，別喊了，你不是很喜歡嗎 Oh, stop screaming. You loved it.
哦天哪 Oh god.
（還有彩蛋）
完了嗎？ Finished?
是啊 yeah
再來一次？
好吧 All right
不過，別再用你的大拇指那麼弄我了 Don't do be there with your thumb again
我不想這麼說的，我好恨自己這麼說啊！
她竟然說了...