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你們好 我的朋友們 Greetings, my friend.
你們對這些未知的... You are interested in the unknown...
神秘兮兮又解釋不了的東西很感興趣吧 the mysterious, the unexplainable.
那就是你要來這的原因了 That is why you are here.
從現在開始 第一次... And now, for the first time...
我要把發生的事情完完整整的告訴你 we are bringing you the full story of what happened.
我要把那個可憐的... We are giving you all the evidence...
幸免于難的人的... based only on the secret testimony of the miserable souls...
秘密陳述全告訴你 who survived this terrifying ordeal.
事件 地點... The incidents, places...
我的朋友 我們不能再保守住這個秘密了 My friend, we cannot keep this a secret any longer.
你能承受住這個駭人聽聞的事實嗎... Can your heart stand the shocking facts...
關于這個真實的故事... of the true story...
關于小埃德華·D·伍德 of Edward D. Wood, Jr.?
導演 蒂姆·伯頓
主演 約翰尼·德普
片名 埃德·伍德
現在已經8:15了 我們要開幕了 It's 8: 15. We can't hold the curtain any longer.
天哪 我該和演員們說些什么 Cripes, what am I gonna tell the cast?
今晚壓力很大 但現在什么都沒做 It's press night and there's no press!
-你相信鬼嗎 -不 湯米 -Do you believe in ghosts? -Nah, Tommy.
那只是嚇小孩子的故事 That's just kiddie spook stories.
一旦死了 就是永遠死了 Once you're dead, you stay dead.
我不知道 比爾 I don't know, Bill.
今天在陣地上 Out on that battlefield today,
我看見了一個穿白衣服的女人... I saw this woman dressed in white...
在沙丘上漂浮著 floating above the dunes.
也許 那就象征著疲憊的軍役生活 Maybe it was just fatigue
也許那是對這場戰爭的侮辱 or maybe it's the indignities of war.
也或許它意味著其它什么 Or maybe it's somethin'else.
嘿 我想我看到些什么了 Hey, I think I see somethin'.
我要給你們人類這只和平鴿... I offer you mortals the bird of peace...
所以你們可以改變計劃... so that you may change your ways...
然后結束這場毀滅性的戰爭 and end this destruction.
多棒的演出 每個人都被震撼了 What a show! Everyone was terrific.
保羅 事實上 Paul,
你的第二場演出我感到十分滿意 your second act monologue actually gave me the chills.
噢 謝謝 埃迪 Oh, thanks, Eddie.
我有最新消息 看這篇報道 I got the early edition, hot off the presses!
這是一個偉大的時刻 This is the big moment.
她甚至不懂穿著 She didn't even show.
派個男孩子去給她洗衣服吧 Sent her copy boy to do the dirty work.
你胡說八道 克羅萊小姐 Sc-rew you, Miss Crowley.
我是不是真的有一張馬臉? Do I really have a face like a horse?
"賣弄"到底是什么意思 What does "ostentatious" mean?
嘿 那也不壞 Hey, it's not that bad.
你不要去注意那些無關緊要的事情 You can't concentrate on the negative.
看 他還在這說了些很有意思的事 Look, he's got some nice things to say here.
"軍人"這出戲的服裝非常完美 "The soldiers" costumes are very realistic."
那才是令人激動的 That's positive!
-簡直瞎說 -好拉 -Rave of the century. -Well,
我已經看到些很多不好的評論了 I've seen a lot worse reviews.
有些評論根本就沒有提到服裝 I've seen reviews where they didn't even mention the costumes.
像上次那出戲 倔強的弗朗西斯 Like that last Francis the Mule picture.
給大家的印象太糟了 It got terrible notices.
-那次打擊真大 -總有出路的 -Huge hit! -Lines around the block.
對 不要太把它當回事 That's right. Don't take it too seriously.
我們在做一項偉大的事情 We're all doing great work.
-你真的這么認為嗎? -當然 -Do you really think so? -Absolutely.
如果我不能成功該怎么辦 What if I just don't got it?
Ed 那只是一篇報導 Ed, it was only one review.
奧森·韋爾斯完成《公民凱恩》時才26歲 Orson Welles was only 26 when he made Citizen Kane.
我已經30歲了 I'm already 30.
埃德 你還年輕呢 Ed, you're still young.
現在正是你大展拳腳的時候 This is the time in your life when you're supposed to be struggling.
我知道 但是我怕情況再不會更好了 I know. But I'm scared it's not going to get any better than this.
噢 我討厭這么早就醒了 Oh, I hate having to wake up this early.
糟了 我的粉紅色羊毛杉呢 Gosh, where's my pink sweater?
我似乎再也找不到我的衣服了 I can never seem to find my clothes any more.
嘿 你 快滾去 Hey, big shot! Get off your ass and
把這個送到行政樓 get this over to the executive building.
好的 克拉維茲先生 Sure thing, Mr Kravitz.
嘿 查理 你過來 Hey, Charlie, come here.
我是怎么跟你說的 What did I tell ya about watering these plants,
我說要給它們澆水 eh? I want some water on 'em!
不要就這么撒上去 要浸透它們 Don't sprinkle the damn things! Soak 'em!
你好 Hi.
大伙加油干 All right, people, settle. And... action!
噢 看這些駱駝 Wow! Look at these camels!
這些可是真正的駱駝 These are real camels!
他們是從哪搞到這些駱駝的 Gosh, where'd they get real camels?
嘿 你 Hey, you!
把它放到那去 Move it outta here, huh?
嘿 埃迪 過來 Hey, Eddie! Come in here.
我有一樣好東西要給你看 I got some great new stuff to show you.
這太妙了 你準備怎么處理它 This is fantastic. What are you gonna do with it?
也許扔了它再也看不到它 Probably file it away and never see it again.
啊 那太可惜了 Ah, it's such a waste.
為什么 就算僅有一半機會 Why, if I had half the chance,
我也能把這段庫存膠片制作成一部完整的電影 I could make an entire movie using this stock footage.
這個故事的開局就是以這場神秘的爆炸開始的 The story opens on these mysterious explosions.
沒有人知道是什么原因 Nobody knows what's causing them,
但它使那些野牛不舒服 but it's upsetting all the buffalo.
所以這些軍用設施被用來解決這些神秘的東西 So the military are called in solve the mystery.
你忘了章魚 You forgot the octopus.
不 不 我正要說它呢 這正是高潮 No, no. I'm saving that for my big underwater climax.
他們說那女孩被那個男人騙了 They say he was a girl trapped in a man's body.
-這件事了斷后她一定很痛心 -啊 -I bet it hurt when they cut his thing off. -Ugh!
女士們 你們在聊些什么 What are you ladies gabbin' about?
你知道克里斯廷·喬真森是很古怪一個人 You know that Christine Jorgensen freak?
他... 她... 不一樣的人 He... She... It's in Variety.
有個制片在做名人傳記 Some producer's makin' a biopic.
是嗎 我看看 Really? I didn't read that story.
是的 我讓埃德華·伍德先生接電話 Yes, I've got Mr Edward Wood on the line.
你能不掛嗎 Could you please hold?
懷斯先生 我是埃德·伍德 Mr Weiss? Ed Wood here.
聽著 我聽說了你有這樣一個計劃 Listen, I heard about your new project
我很好奇你是否要定一個導演 and I was curious if you'd signed a director yet.
哦 沒有吧你 Oh, you haven't!
好 如果我們能合作的話 Well, if we could get together,
我可以向你解釋一下... I could explain to you...
為什么在這個小鎮 why I'm more qualified to
我是最適合擔任導演一職的人選 direct this than anyone else in town.
我想不用在電話講這事吧 Well, I'd rather not go into that over the phone.
好 太棒了 All right. Great!
再見 I'll see you then. Bye!
埃迪 我不明白 Eddie, I don't understand.
為什么你是最適合做 Why are you the most qualified director
《克里斯廷·喬真森》的導演 for the Christine Jorgensen story?
噢 很簡單 不管怎樣我先要跨進這扇門 Oh, it's just hogwash, hon. I had to get into the door somehow.
不不不 那是謊言 No, no, no. No, no, no. That's a falsehood!
請進 Come in!
聽著 我是說你能擁有西區地盤 Look, when I said you could have the western territories,
但我沒說是所有11個州 I didn't mean all 11 states!
我意思是加利福尼亞 I meant California,
俄勒岡 還有在最上面的是什么 Oregon, and what's that one on top?
華盛頓 對了 Washington, yeah, yeah!
華... 哦 真的嗎 W... Oh, really?
哦 去你的 Well, screw you!
我能把幫你嗎 Hi. Can I help you?
是的 我是埃德·伍德 Yes. I'm Ed Wood.
我是來導演克里斯廷·喬真森這部戲的 I'm here about directing the Christine Jorgensen picture.
不是克里斯廷·喬真森這部電影了 It ain't gonna be the Christine Jorgensen story no more.
該死的故事總是翻花樣 我又沒有權利 Goddam Variety had to print the story before I got the rights.
那女人又在叫上帝了 Now that bitch is asking for the sky.
啊 你們不準備拍電影了 Ah, you're not gonna make the movie.
不 當然要拍的 No, of course
我預先已經賣了 阿拉巴馬和俄克拉荷馬 I'm gonna make the picture. I already presold Alabama and Oklahoma.
那些受壓迫的俄克拉荷馬州民 Those repressed Okies,
還在干那歪曲的 不正當的事情 they go for that twisted, perverted stuff.
沒有他我們也能做 我們要把它編成小說 We'll just do it without the she-male. We'll fictionalize it.
有劇本嗎 Is there a script?
媽的沒有 但是有個海報 Fuck no. But, there's a poster.
它將在9周后在塔爾薩首映 It opens in nine weeks in Tulsa.
好吧 懷斯先生 Well, Mr Weiss,
你也別多考慮了 我替你干 look no further. I'm your man.
我工作又快 又能處理得當 I work fast and I'm a deal.
我能寫又能導演 我是最棒的 I write and direct. And I'm good.
在好萊塢我已經有一部作品了 I just did a play in Hollywood and
維克多·克羅萊先生他高度贊揚了它 Victor Crowley himself praised its realism.
這個小鎮500個家伙都會說這句話 There's about 500 guys in this town that can say the same thing.
在電話里你說你有些特殊的才能 On the phone you said you had some special qualifications?
懷斯先生... Mr Weiss...
我從來沒有告訴任何人... I have never told anyone...
我想和你說 what I'm about to tell you.
但是 我確實想要這份工作 But I really want this job.
我喜歡穿女人的衣服 I like to dress in women's clothing.
你是同性戀嗎 You're a fruit?
不 不是這樣的 No, not at all.
我愛女人 I love women.
穿她們的衣服讓我感覺更靠近她們 Wearing their clothes makes me feel closer to them.
你不是同性戀 You're not a fruit.
不 我確實是百分百的男人 No, I'm all man.
我甚至參加過摔跤比賽 I even fought in W.W. Two.
是的 在我外套下穿的是女性內衣 Of course, I was wearing women's undergarments under my uniform.
你在跟我開玩笑 Ya got to be kidding me.
再告訴你 我甚至穿著胸罩和內褲 Confidentially, I even paratrooped wearing a brassiere and panties.
我要說 我不怕被謀殺 I tell ya, I wasn't scared of being killed,
但我恐懼受傷 but I was terrified of getting wounded...
我也怕醫生發現我的秘密 and having the medics discover my secret.
所以這就是你認為 So you think this qualifies
你能勝任導演一職的地方 you to make my movie?
是的 Yes!
我知道要守住這樣一個秘密不容易... I know what it's like to live with a secret...
還要擔心人們是怎么想你的 and worry about what people are gonna think of ya.
我的女朋友她仍舊 My girlfriend still
不知道為什么她的衣服總是變大 doesn't know why her sweaters are always stretched out.
埃德 你是個好小伙子 Ed, you seem like a nice kid.
你還是另謀高就吧 Look around you.
我不會雇傭一個只會講故事的導演 I don't hire directors with burning desires to tell their stories.
我們就像《鎖鏈女孩》那樣制作電影 I make movies like Chained Girls.
我需要一個有經驗的導演 I need someone with experience
能在4天就搞定一部電影 然后還能賺錢 who can shoot a film in four days and make me a profit.
我很抱歉 事實就是這樣 I'm sorry. That's all that matters.
我還能幫你什么嗎 年輕人? Can I get you anything else, kid?
太緊了 我手都彎不起來了 Too constrictive! I can't even fold my arms.
哦 盧戈西先生 Gee, Mr Lugosi,
我們從來沒碰到過這樣的問題 I've never had any complaints.
我從來沒有碰到過這么不舒服的棺材 This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in.
這是假冒貨 你們簡直是浪費我的時間 Your selection is quite shoddy. You're wasting my time!
盧戈西先生 Mr Lugosi?
我已經告訴你們了 I told you I don't want
我不要你們那該死的棺材 anyof your goddam coffins!
不 不 我不是在這工作的 No, no! I don't work here.
那你是誰 你想干嗎 Then who are you? What do you want?
我什么也不想 I don't want anything.
我是你的死忠影迷 I'm just a really big, big fan.
我看過你所有的電影 I've seen all your movies.
盧戈西先生 你為什么要買棺材 Mr Lugosi, why are you buying a coffin?
我快要死了 I'm planning on dying soon.
不 是的 我要登上另一輛車 No! Yes! I'm embarking on another bus and
去為電影《德古拉》做巡回宣傳 truck tour of Dracula.
如果可能的話 10天12個城市 Twelve cities in ten days,if that's conceivable.
你知道嗎 我1938年在波基普西市 Do you know that I saw you perform Dracula
看過你扮演的德古拉 in Poughkeepsie in 1938?
那是部糟糕的作品 That was a terrible production.
倫菲爾德是個酒鬼 Renfield was a drunk!
我覺得它很棒 I thought it was great.
你知道嗎 你現實生活中 You know, you're much scarier in real life
要比電影中親切的多 than you are in the movie.
謝謝 Thank you.
我曾經守在外面等著你的親筆簽名 I even waited outside to get your autograph,
但你一直不出來 but you never came out.
好吧 我道歉 Well, I apologize.
我在演德古拉這個吸血鬼的時候 When I play Dracula,
我只要裝發呆就可以了 I put myself into a trance.
但要恢復過來需要很長段時間 It takes me much time to reemerge.
哦 那是我的車 Oh, there's my bus. Shit,
我的信用卡呢 where is my transfer?
嘿 你沒有車嗎 Say, don't you have a car?
在這個地方我拒絕駕駛 I refuse to drive in this country.
太多瘋狂的人了 Too many madmen.
我有車 I've got a car.
啊 盧戈西先生 你的人生一定很精彩 Boy, Mr Lugosi, you must lead such an exciting life.
你下一部影片什么時候完成 When is your next picture coming out?
我不再拍電影了 I have no next picture.
開玩笑 You gotta be jokin'.
像你這樣的大明星 A great star like you,
一定有一堆的電影等著你 you must have dozens of'em lined up.
以前是這樣 是的 Back in the old days, yes.
但現在 沒有人理會我 But now, no one gives two fucks for Bela.
-但你還是個大明星 -不再是了 -But you're a big star. -No more.
我已經4年不工作了 I haven't worked in four years.
這個工作 這個城鎮都令你作嘔 This business, this town, it chews you up, then spits you out.
我只是個沒用的人 右轉 I'm just an ex-bogeyman. Make a right.
他們不再需要恐怖片了 They don't want the classic horror films any more.
現在 都是些蟲子 Today, it's all giant bugs.
大型蜘蛛 大型蝗蟲 Giant spiders, giant grasshoppers.
誰會相信這些廢話 Who would believe such nonsense?
那些老片其實更恐怖一些 The old ones were much spookier
有城堡和滿月 they had castles and full moons.
那是虛構的 They were mythic.
-那些都很詩意 -是的 -They had a poetry to them. -Yes.
你還知道其它的嗎 女人... And you know what else? The women...
女人們喜歡傳統的妖怪 The women prefer the traditional monsters.
女人 是啊 The women. Huh.
真正的恐怖 它既能令人們感到厭惡 The pure horror, it both repels
又同時能吸引他們 and attracts them.
因為在他們無意識狀態下... Because in their collective unconsciousness...
對于分娩 他們感到極大的痛苦 they have the agony of childbirth.
血...血是恐怖的 The blood...The blood is horror.
你知道 我從沒聽說過這些 You know,I never thought of that.
記住我的話 Take my word for it.
如果你想帶位年輕的女士試試看的話... If you want to make outwith a young lady...
帶她去看《德古拉》 you take her to see Dracula.
哦 真糟糕 Eh, what a mess.
到上個月 我的妻子已經離開我20年了 My wife of 20 years left me last month.
我實在不善于管理家務 I'm not much of a housekeeper.
好拉 我來了 All right, I'm coming.
親愛的 給你喂東西 I'll feed you, my darlings.
我想我要走了 I'd better get going.
也許什么時候我們還能碰面 盧戈西先生 But perhaps we could get together again some time, Mr Lugosi.
當然 Certainly.
但現在 孩子們在叫我呢 But now, the children of the night are calling me.
哦... Uh...
-平安 -平安 -Good day -Good day
甜心 你一定不相信 我有驚人的消息 Sweetie, you won't believe it. I've got incredible news.
你得到那工作了 You got the job!
不 沒有 No, I didn't get the job.
但發生了一件更好的事情 But something better happened.
比沒有得到工作好 Better than not getting the job.
是的 我遇上了一個電影明星 Yes! I met a movie star.
是個大明星 Somebody really big.
誰 羅伯特·泰勒 Who? Robert Taylor?
不 是一個恐怖電影明星 No. A horror movie star.
-鮑里斯·卡洛夫 -接近了 -Boris Karloff? -Close.
另一個 The other one.
你遇見的是...巴西爾·拉斯波恩 You met...Basil Rathbone!
噢 真笨 是貝拉·盧戈西 Oh, to heck with you.I met Bela Lugosi.
是嗎 我以為他死了 Why, I thought he was dead.
不 他活的好好的 No, he's very much alive.
好吧... Well...
他是那種 sort of.
雖然老 脆弱 He's old and frail,
但他依舊是 貝拉·盧戈西 but he's still Bela Lugosi and
他還是那么棒 he's really nice.
我已經記不起 I can't even remember
最后一次在什么電影中見到他了 the last time I saw him in a picture.
真遺憾 It's a shame.
他是一個非常偉大的演員 He's such a great actor and
但沒有人再用他了 no one uses him any more.
那 你有他的親筆簽名嗎 So, did you get his autograph?
不 事情不是你想象的那樣 No, it wasn't like that at all.
當時只有我們2個在談話 It was just the two of us and we were talking.
他待我就像待朋友一樣 He treated me like a friend.
-他現在只是個廢人 -不 他不是 -Yeah, well, he's a bum. -No, he's not.
你知道他為這個電影公司賺了多少錢嗎 Do you have any idea how much money he made for this studio?
《德古拉》 《黑貓》 《烏鴉》 Dracula, The Black Cat,The Raven.
是嗎 但他現在在吸毒他不能勝任工作了 Yeah? Well, now he's a junkie.He don't deserve to work.
那不是真的 That is not true!
他很偉大 那你聘請他吧 He's so great, you hire him.
是的 只要我能 就一定會這么做 Yeah, well, I would if I could.
騙騙他 Trick or treat!
這房子看上去像有很多小朋友 The house looks like they have lots of kids.
噢 看那眼睛他讓我心驚肉跳 Ooh, those eyes. He gives me the willies.
噢 我討厭她打斷了這一幕 Uh, I hate it when she interrupts the picture.
她沒有表現出應有的尊敬 She doesn't show 'em the proper respect.
我想她是個好女人 I think she's a honey.
看她說些什么 Look at those jugs.
在飯店他讓我站起來 But he stood me up at the restaurant.
我想我不應該選擇肉排 I guess I shouldn't have picked a steak house.
然后我離開了狼人 啊 And then I went out with the Wolf Man. Ugh!
這是個怎樣的夜晚啊 What an evening.
我不知道我是否該和他接吻道別... I didn't know whether to kiss him good night...
瓦姆皮拉... Vampira...
我召喚你過來 you will come under my spell.
你將被我的愛俘虜 You will be my slave of love.
天哪 貝拉 你是怎么做的 My gosh, Bela! How do you do that?
你一定是匈牙利人 And you must be Hungarian.
瓦姆皮拉 看著我 Vampira, look at me.
看著我的眼睛 Look into my eyes.
你在看我們的萬圣節電影 You're watching our Halloween movie,
《白色惡魔》... White Zombie...
主演 貝拉·盧戈西 starring Bela Lugosi,
約翰·哈倫 梅奇·貝拉米... John Harron, Madge Bellamy...
還有很多我不知道的人 and a bunch of other people I've never heard of.
我太累了 I'm very tired.
我需要吃藥 I need to take my medicine.
-我幫你拿好嗎 -不用 -Do you want me to get it for you? -No.
謝謝你 埃迪 我會好的 Thank you, Eddie.I'll be all right.
哦 媽的 Oh, shit.
我感到好多了 I feel much better!
孩子們 我愛你們 Children! I love children!
我們來惡作劇 Trick or treat!
你不怕嗎 孩子 Aren't you scared, little boy?
我要來吸你的血 I'm going to drink your blood.
你不是真的吸血鬼 You're not a real vampire.
那些牙齒嚇不倒我 Those teeth don't frighten me.
那這些呢 How about these?
嘿 你是怎么做的 Hey, how'd you do that?
假牙打仗時我把牙齒掉了 Dentures.Lost my pearlies in the war.
好吧 又是什么重要的事情 So, what was the important news
你沒有在電話上和我說 you couldn't tell me on the phone, again?
我在開始考慮你說的 I started thinking about what you were saying
關于你的電影需要贏利 about how your movies need to make a profit.
是這樣的 如果你把這個... What is the one thing, if you
放進電影里 一定會成功 put it in a movie, it'll be successful?
乳房 Tits.
不 要比那好 是明星 No, better than that. A star.
孩子 你把我搞糊涂了 Kid, you must have me confused with David Selznick.
我不是拍電影了 我在打賭 I don't make major motion pictures; I make crap.
是的 如果你打這個賭 Yes! But if you take that crap and
用這個明星 你一定會有所收獲的 put a star in it, then you've got something.
對 拿這個明星打賭一定輸 Yeah. Crap with a star.
不 會好的 No, something better!
還有感人的事情 Something impressive.
也許是你從未有過的搖錢樹 Maybe the biggest money-maker you've ever had.
你也許是對的 但那不管用 You may be right, but it doesn't frickin' matter.
我請不起明星 那我們還談什么 I can't afford a star, so what are we even talkin' about?
好吧 如果我告訴你 All right. What if I told you
只需花1000美金 you could have a star for $1,000?
誰 Who?
-盧戈西 -是的 盧戈西 -Lugosi? -Yes! Lugosi!
他還沒死嗎 Isn't he dead?
不 他沒死 他住在巴爾德溫山莊 No, he's not dead. He lives in Baldwin Hills.
我最近遇到過他 他非常想演這部戲 I met him recently and he really wants to be in our movie.
為什么盧戈西 想演個變性家伙 Why would Lugosi want to do a sex change flick?
因為他是我的朋友 Because he's my friend!
好吧 很好 就用你了 All right, fine! You can direct it.
三天內把劇本搞定 I want a script in three days.
下個星期一我們就開拍 We start shooting a week from Monday.
懷斯 太謝謝你了 Mr Weiss, thank you so much.
你不會遺憾的 我不會讓你失望的 You won't regret it. I won't let you down.
但是巴尼 你是最能勝任這份工作的 But Bunny, you're perfect for this job.
你知道這些人的 You know these people.
我需要所有的換性者和我能搞到的異性裝 I need all the transsexuals and transvestites I can get.
不 我不管他們是不是演員 No, I don't care if they're not actors.
我要真實的 I want realism!
我要這部電影告訴大家真實的事情 I want this film to tell the truth.
進來 Coming!
這一生我一直在等這部作品 I've waited all my life for this shot,
我不會白白浪費的 and I'm not gonna blow it.
埃迪 你為我找到了 Eddie, you got a
-一部新電影 是嗎 -是的 -new movie for me, eh? -Yes!
這是一部偉大的電影 It's gonna be a great picture and
你會喜歡你的角色的 坐 坐 you'll love your character. Have a seat.
聽著 巴尼 貝拉在這 我要掛了 Listen, Bunny? Bela's here. I gotta go.
聽著 找些人 到那些酒吧間看看 Listen, hit the bars, work some parties,
一定要搞到異性裝 and get me transvestites!
我需要它 就這樣 再見 I need transvestites! All right. Bye.
埃迪 這是部什么類型的電影 Eddie, what kind of a movie is this?
這是部關于人們擁有雙性的電影 Well, it's about how people have two personalities:
一面是他們外在表現的 the side they show to the world,
一面是他們深藏內處的 and then the secret person they hide inside.
就像《變身怪醫》 Like Jekyll and Hyde.
我一直想演《變身怪醫》 I've always wanted to play Jekyll and Hyde.
我很期待這部作品 I'm looking forward to this production.
嗯 你的那部分有些不同 Well, your part's a little different.
你就像是上帝 You're like the god that
高高在上于所有其他的角色和一切 looks over all the characters and oversees everything.
我不明白 I don't understand.
你控制每個人的命運 你就像是天使 You control everyone's fate. You're like the puppetmaster.
呃 所以我才是幕后操縱者 Ah, so I pull the strings!
是的 你是幕后操縱者 Yes, you pull the strings.
"幕后操縱"我喜歡 "Pull the strings."I like that!
甜心 Honey!
我有個小驚喜給你 I got a little surprise for you.
擦干凈你的手 Wipe off your hands.
-我完成了我的劇本 -噢 -I finished my script. -Oh!
埃德 我太為你驕傲了 Ed, I'm so proud of you!
我一到家就要讀它 I'll read it as soon as I get home.
嗯 我很想知道你是怎么想的 Well, I'd really like to know what you think.
你為什么不去臥室先看看 我會等的 Why don't you go in the bedroom and take a look? I'll wait.
去吧 Go ahead.
抓緊時間 Take your time.
原來我的衣服在這 So that's where my sweater's been.
你這么做有多久了 How long have you been doing this?
自從我還是個孩子 Since I was a kid.
我媽媽想要個女孩 My mom wanted a girl,
所以她總把我打扮成一個小姑娘 so she used to dress me in girlie clothing.
所以這已經是習慣了 Just became a habit.
天啊 你從來沒有告訴過我 Jesus Christ! And you never told me?
是的 我就想這樣告訴你 Well, this is my way of telling you.
什么 就是把它拍成一部戲 What, by putting it in a fucking script
讓每個人都知道 for everyone to see?
這是多么惡心的想法 What kind of sick mind operates like that?
還有這個 這個叫做巴巴拉角色... And what about this, this so-called Barbara character...
這明顯就是我 that's obviously me?
這 這就是我們的生活 這簡直亂套了 I mean, this is our life. It's so embarrassing!
當然就是這樣的 Of course it is.
那就是你要演的角色 That's why you should play the part.
噢 你簡直神經 朋友 Oh, you got nerve, buddy.
-這是個很好的角色 -那不是 -It's a darn good role. -That's not the issue!
天啊 你穿成這樣 God, how can you act so casual
你還能很自然地演戲 when you're dressed like that?
這使我感到很舒服 It makes me feel comfortable.
噢 就像在劇本里一樣 Oh, just like in the script.
就是這樣 Exactly.
所以 你說吧 So, what do you say?
我們分手嗎 Do we break up?
或者你和我一同完成這部電影 Or do you want to make the movie with me?
這讓你們看上去很高 富貴 就這樣 They make you tall, and you're flashy. They want that.
好的 但他們要求專業 不要娘娘腔 Okay. But they want professionalism, so nix on the Nelly...
不要失去純真 好嗎 without losing naivete, okay?
現在 好消息也許就是你被錄用了 Now, the good news is you're probably going to get hired
因為你看起來像佩吉·李 because you look like Peggy Lee.
但我不希望任何其他人因此怨恨好嗎 But I don't want anybody else to resent that, okay? Please?
因為每人都有角色同樣有情調 'Cause there's enough for everybody, exotics too.
好的 如果你不愿意笑 All right, because if you're not going to smile,
也不要生氣 你讓我感到不安 please don't bother. You'll embarrass me.
這是喬治·懷斯 他是頭頭 This is George Weiss. He's done some very important things;
他可是個好人 he's a nice person to know.
是個至關重要的人物 An important person to know.
我認為你應該做一部變性人的電影 I thought you were gonna make a sex change film!
它仍舊是一部變性人的電影 It's still a sex change film.
是啊 結束前只有五出戲 Yeah! Five pages before it ends!
剩下的就是講這個 The rest is about some schmuck
喜歡安哥拉羊毛衫的笨蛋 who likes angora sweaters!
我不認為他是個笨蛋 I don't think he's a schmuck.
這個標題是什么 What about this title?
我的海報上寫的是《我改變了我的性》 My poster says, I Changed My Sex.
那就把海報改一改 相信我你會賺錢的 So change the poster. Trust me, you'll be better off.
這個故事能抓住觀眾的心 This story's gonna grab people.
是講這家伙為這女孩瘋狂 It's about this guy, he's crazy about this girl,
但他就是喜歡穿裙子 but he likes to wear dresses.
他該告訴她 不該告訴她 Should he tell her? Should he not tell her?
他掙扎著 這才是戲劇 He's torn. This is drama!
好吧 拍你的混蛋戲吧 Fine! Shoot whatever baloney you want.
記住只有七個卷軸長度 Just make sure it's seven reels long.
實驗一下 Testing.
對不起 大家請聽我說幾句 Excuse me. Can I get everyone's attention, please?
你們能集合一下嗎 Could you gather around?
我有話要說 I've got something to say.
大伙們 我們要開始一段特殊的旅程 Everybody, we're about to embark onquite a journey:
四天艱苦的工作 four days of hard work.
但是當它完成后 But when it's over,
我們就有了一部娛樂性 we'll have a picture
兼有啟蒙開導的電影... that'll entertain, enlighten...
也許還能感動至上億的觀眾 and maybe even move millions of people.
對不起 埃迪 Excuse me, Eddie.
我不是想打斷你 我擔心燈光 I don't mean to interrupt. I'm worried about the light.
很好 我們好好談談這3 4天的工作吧 Good thinking. All right, we'll talk about days three and four later.
我們先把第一幕拍完 Let's get that first shot off.
第17場景 格倫達看著窗戶 Scene 17, Glenda looking in the window.
好... 開拍 And... action!
停停 And... cut!
把它印下來 我們繼續 Print that! Let's move on!
你不想再拍一遍留作備用嗎 Don't you want a second take for protection?
備用什么 那就是完美的了 繼續 What's to protect? It was perfect! Come on!
嘿 警察 Hey! Cops!
我們沒有執照 快跑 We don't have a permit.Run!
快 快走 Come on.Let's go.
修正的是些什么內容 What's going on with these revised pages?
盧戈西先生在這里 Mr Lugosi's here.
噢 天哪 盧戈西先生在這呢 Oh, my God! Mr Lugosi's here!
大伙們 大伙們 Everyone! Everyone!
大伙們 過來到這來 Everyone, come on. Come in here.
聽著 Listen.
當他走到舞臺上時就像一般人那樣對待他 When he walks onto the stage, treat him normal.
我知道貝拉·盧戈西是個世界著名影星 I know Bela Lugosi's a world-famous star and
你們都很激動... you're all very excited...
但想想 我們也都是專業人員 but look, we are professionals.
所以 要尊敬他 一切都會很好的 So, just treat him with respect. Everything will be all right.
貝拉 Bela!
見到你真高興 8點到片場 很準時 Great to see ya! 8:00 on the dot. Right on time.
-我一向很準時 -當然你是的 -I'm always on time -Of course you are.
按我們計劃你今天任務很重 We've got a big day planned for you.
但首先我們開始的是金達和 But first we're gonna start out kinda easy with
你在那張舒適的扶手椅上 you in that armchair over there.
一旦你想加快節奏 Then once you're up to speed and cookin',
我們就會重新安排還要引進些試用設備 we'll reset and bring in the lab equipment.
-埃迪 -嗯 -Eddie? -Huh?
-我的工資怎么樣 -嗯 噢 -What about my money? -Huh? Oh.
你們在干什么呢 快回去工作 What are you people doing? Get back to work!
好的 大伙們我們開始 All right, people. Let's get ready.
盧戈西先生 我知道你非常忙... Mr Lugosi, I know you're very busy...
但是 嗯 我能要你的簽名嗎 but, um, can I have your autograph?
當然 Certainly.
你知道我最喜歡你的哪部電影嗎 You know which movie of yours I love,
盧戈西先生 《無形的光》 Mr Lugosi? The Invisible Ray.
你把卡洛夫的伙伴演的太棒了 You were great as Karloff's sidekick.
卡洛夫 Karloff?
伙伴 Sidekick?
去你媽的 Fuck you!
卡洛夫連聞我的X都不配 Karloff does not deserve to smell my shit!
我看那混蛋在地獄都不得超生 That limey cocksucker can rot in hell for all I care!
發生了什么事 What happened?
那混蛋竟然說起了卡洛夫 How dare that asshole bring up Karloff?
你覺得他有這個天份演弗蘭肯斯坦 You think it takes talent to play Frankenstein?
那都是包裝的 亂搞 It's all make-up and, and, grunting.
我同意 貝拉 我百分百同意 I agree. Bela, I agree 100%% .
其實 德古拉這個才是需要天份的角色 Now, Dracula, that's a role that requires talent.
當然 德古拉是真實存在的 Of course! Dracula requires presence.
看的見它 聽得見它... It's all in the eyes and the voice...
-還摸得到 -對對 -And the hand. -That's right. That's right.
你看上去有些激動 You seem a little agitated.
你想出去走走呼吸點新鮮空氣嗎 You wanna go outside and get some air?
胡說 我已經準備好了 開拍 Bullshit! I'm ready now. Roll the camera!
我們開始了 We're rolling.
聲音 速度 Sound. Speed.
第97場 就這幕 準備 Scene 97, take one. Mark.
開始 Action.
小心 Beware.
小心那個大綠龍 Beware of the big, green dragon...
它就站在你的門階上 that sits on your doorstep.
他吃小孩... He eats little boys...
小狗尾巴... puppy dog tails...
還有大蝸牛 and big, fat snails.
小心 Beware.
小心 Take care.
小心 Beware.
等等 Wait!
幕后操縱 幕后操縱 Pull the string! Pull the string!
停 Cut.
太完美了 Perfect.
喬治 我太驕傲了 But Georgie, I'm proud.
我寫劇本 導演還做主演... I wrote, directed and starred in it...
就像奧森·韋爾斯的《公民凱恩》 just like Orson Welles did in Citizen Kane.
是 是的 Yeah, well,
奧森·韋爾斯沒有穿羊毛衫 是吧 Orson Welles didn't wear angora sweaters, did he?
你怎么做到在人們面前 How can you just walk around
像這樣走來走去 like that in front of all these people?
哦 呵 別人都沒有 Well, hon, nobody's bothered
就你在煩 看看吧 but you. Look around.
埃德 這不是真實的世界 Ed, this isn't the real world!
你周圍都是些古怪的人 You've surrounded yourself with a bunch of weirdos.
噢 你再叫大聲點吧 Oh, say it a little louder.
我不認為貝拉能聽見你 I don't think Bela heard you.
德洛麗絲 Dolores.
我需要你的幫助 I need your help.
我現在一頭霧水 My mind's in a muddle, like in a thick fog.
我想我能停止不穿這些 I thought I could stop wearing these things.
我嘗試過真的 我嘗試過 I tried. Honestly, I tried.
格蘭 Glen.
我還是沒有完全明白... I don't fully understand...
但我們在一起也許我們能解決這個問題 but maybe together we can work this out.
音樂達到高潮 停 Music swells. Cut and print!
是個外套 It's a wrap.
你好 我是來找費爾德曼先生 How do you do? I'm here to see Mr Feldman.
你叫什么名字 What's your name?
小埃德華·D·伍德 Edward D. Wood, Jr.
他在行政樓 He's in the executive building.
你可以把車停在租用地方 You can park in the reserved section.
非常感謝 Thanks very much.
-請坐 -謝謝 -Please, sit down. -Thanks.
你給我帶的是什么 So, what are you bringing me?
看上去好象是電影膠片 Looks like you got some film cans.
是的 有些人帶的是履歷 Well, some people bring their resumes.
而我帶的是我自己的電影 I've brought my own movie.
真的 太棒了你 Really? Well, good for you.
我剛拍完這個銀幕經典 I just shot this baby for Screen Classics.
它將在下個星期公映 It opens next week.
銀幕經典 不 我不知道這個 Screen Classics? No, I don't know them.
你應該知道這些事 There's something you should know.
在這個小鎮沒有人看過 Nobody in town has seen this picture,
我現在讓你第一個能知曉我的天才 so I'm giving you first crack at my talents.
謝謝 Thank you.
我急切的想看看 And I'm anxious to see it.
那你接下來準備做什么 So, what's up next for you?
我不想你認為它太小 I don't believe in thinking small,
所以我把整部完工的作品都帶來給你 so I've got a whole slate of pictures for you.
準備好了嗎 好了 You ready? Okay.
"吸血鬼的墳墓" "The Vampire's Tomb."
"西行的盜尸者" "The Ghoul Goes West."
和... And...
"阿庫拉博士" "Doctor Acula."
阿庫拉博士 我不明白 Doctor Acula? I don't get it.
"拉庫拉... "Doctor...
博士" Racula."
噢 我懂了 Oh, I get it.
我不喜歡 I don't like it.
但有影星貝拉·盧戈西 But it'll star Bela Lugosi.
貝拉·盧戈西 Bela Lugosi?
盧戈西已經沒用了 你還請了誰 Lugosi's all washed-up. What else you got?
好 我還有...另一個方案 Well, l-I do have...another project.
我沒打算跟你說 I wasn't going to tell you about it.
盧戈西是演了個角色 Lugosi's in it,
但那只是個小角色 but it's a small part.
主要的還是一個天真無邪的少女 The lead is an ingenue.
純正的 年輕女演員... A sterling, young actress...
德洛麗絲·富勒 Dolores Fuller.
影片的題目 The title of the film:
"原子能新娘" "Bride Of The Atom"!
哦 Ah.
原子能新娘 是嗎 Atomic age stuff, huh?
我喜歡 我喜歡 I like it. I like it.
我想說的是 沃德先生 I tell you what, Mr Ward.
你就把你的電影膠片留在我這吧 Why don't you leave your film cans with me.
我的助手和我會看看你的作品的... And my associates and I will take a look at your little opus...
也許我們能合作些生意 and maybe we can do some business together.
小心 小心 Take care. Beware.
幕后操縱 Pull the string! Pull the string!
這究竟是什么東西 What the hell is this?
-這是部電影嗎 -根本不可能 -Is this an actual movie? -It can't be!
給這個男人綢緞內衣 Give this man satin undies,
大衣 毛線衫和裙子... a dress, sweater and skirt...
休閑外套也可以... or even the lounging outfit he has on...
-他是世界上最快樂的人了 -等一下 -And he's the happiest human being in the world. -Wait a minute.
等等 那個穿裙子的人 Wait a minute. That guy in the dress.
這不就是我今天和我碰面的人 That's the guy I met today.
噢 是他穿著這個 Oh, this has got to be a put-on.
穿這些他就感到舒服 These things are his comfort.
這也許是另一個比利·韋爾曼的笑話 This is probably another one of Billy Wellman's practical jokes.
他穿著他非常喜歡的衣服 He just entered the street dressed in the clothes
走到街上 he so much desires to wear.
但是 他就像是個女人... But, only if he really appears female...
長發 妝容 衣著完全就是個女孩 Long hair, make-up, clothing,the actual contours of a girl.
噢 天哪 Oh, God!
多數雙性人都不想改變他們的生活 Most transvestites do not want to change their life,
他們的身體 their bodies.
這實再太有趣了 This is funny. This is funny.
謝謝 Thank you.
喬治 《忽男忽女》 Georgie, I thought Glen Or Glenda?
這周就要上映了 廣告呢 was opening this week. Where's the ads?
廣告 廣告在阿拉巴馬 Where's the ads? The ads are in Alabama,
印第安那 密蘇里 你這笨蛋 Indiana, Missouri, you schmuck!
它不能在洛杉磯公映 It ain't gonna play in L.A.!
-為什么不 -沒有人想看這爛貨 -Why not? -Nobody wants to see this piece of shit!
嘿 你不能那樣說我的電影 Hey, you can't talk that way about my movie!
但愿這是你的電影 I wish it was your movie!
我真希望我沒有參與過 I wish I hadn't blown every dime I ever made into
制作這部惡心的電影 making this stink bomb!
如果我再見到你 我會殺了你 And if I ever see ya again, I'll kill ya!
喂 Hello?
喬治 Georgie?
猜猜我下個星期去哪 Guess where I'm going next week?
我不知道 哪里 I don't know. Where?
墨西哥 Mexico.
猜猜我到了那先去什么地方 Guess what I'm doing when I get there.
不知道 躺在海灘上 I don't know. Lie on a beach.
錯 我要接受我的第一批荷爾蒙激素注射 Wrong. I'm getting my first series of hormone injections.
她們一用力... When those girls kick in...
他們會拿掉我的器官然后我就是個女人了 they're gonna take out my organs and make me a woman.
-你是認真的嗎 -我想這事有很久了 -Are you serious? -It's something I've wanted to do for a long time.
直到看了你的電影 But it wasn't until I saw your movie that
我才意識到我該立即行動 I realized I have to take action!
再見 penis Goodbye, penis!
你能把它放下來嗎 Would you please keep it down.
"超級瑞典天使" 托爾·約翰森 The "Super Swedish Angel," Tor Johnson!
天哪 看那家伙簡直像座山 My gosh, look at that guy. He's a mountain!
在我成為女人后 And after I'm a woman, Jean-Claude and
讓克洛德和我就要結婚 I are going to be married.
-我要做六月新娘 -他是個妖怪 -I'm going to be a June bride -He's a monster.
你能想象那家伙在電影里是什么樣子嗎 Can you imagine what that guy would look like in a movie?
好 好 好 Yeah, yeah! Yeah!
嗯 脖子 Mmm. More neck.
約翰森先生 Mr Johnson,
祝賀你的勝利 謝謝 congratulations on your victory, Thank you.
你能把水給我嗎 Did you bring my water?
不 我不是來送水的 No, I'm not the water boy.
我是電影導演 I'm a movie director.
電影 像《米老鼠》那樣的 Movies? Like the Mickey Mouse?
是的 Sure.
下星期我要打敗你 I'll get you next week!
是的 好吧 你做夢吧 Yeah, right. In your dreams!
嗯... 約翰森先生 Tor...Uh, Mr Johnson.
你有沒有過做演員這個想法 You ever fancy the notion of becoming an actor?
我太丑了 Not good-looking enough.
我認為你很英俊 Well, I think you're quite handsome.
揉腳趾 Do my toes.
總之 我有一部新的劇本《原子能新娘》 So, anyway, I've got this new script, Bride Of The Atom.
有一個角色 我認為你很合適 And there's a part I believe you're ideal for.
羅伯 他很強壯 他很殘忍 Lobo. He's tough, he's a brute.
但是他有顆善良的心在影片的最后 But he's got a good heart. At the end of the picture,
他救了那女孩 he saves the girl.
我喜歡 電影什么時候拍 I like! When do movie shoot?
希望 會很快 Hopefully, very soon.
我正在等我在華納公司的好伙伴 I'm just waiting for the final okay
費爾德曼先生的最后答復 frommy good pal at Warners, Mr Feldman.
制片人伍德 Wood Productions.
埃迪 幫我 Eddie, help me.
貝拉 Bela?
埃迪 請過來 Eddie, please come over.
貝拉 Bela?
貝拉 Bela!
貝拉 發生什么事了 Bela? What happened?
埃迪 Eddie.
我感覺不好 I didn't feel well.
好吧 讓我送你去醫院 Come on, let me get you to the hospital.
不去醫院 No hospital.
攙我到睡椅上 Just take me to the couch.
-我能叫醫生嗎 -不 -Should I call a doctor? -No.
這事經常發生 This happens all the time.
我還能為你做其它什么嗎 水 藥片 Is there anything I can get for you? Water or a blanket?
菜燉牛肉 Goulash.
我不知道怎么做菜燉牛肉 I don't know how to make goulash.
貝拉 針管里是什么 Bela, what's in the needle?
嗎啡 Morphine.
還有杜冷丁 With a Demerol chaser.
噢 埃迪 埃迪 我快完了 Oh, Eddie. Eddie, I'm so broke.
我不知道我該做什么 I don't know what I'm going to do.
別擔心 貝拉 Don't worry, Bela.
我不會讓你倒下的 I won't let you down.
費爾德曼先生 埃德·伍德 Mr Feldman? Ed Wood.
是的 聽著 我還沒做完 Yeah, listen, I haven't been able to get through,
所以現在還不能給你看 so I just showed up.
是的 馬上就可以和觀眾見面 Yeah! Right out front.
所以 我們可以合作嗎 So, we gonna be working together?
是嗎 你從沒見過這么差的電影 Really? Worst film you ever saw.
這樣 我的下一部作品會好很多 Well, my next one will be better.
喂 喂 Hello. Hello.
我現在情況真糟糕 I'm no good.
噢 埃德 這只是你的個人觀點 Oh, Ed, it was just one man's opinion.
貝拉需要一個工作 Bela needs a job.
但我現在甚至拍不了電影了 I can't even get a film going.
我是不行我拍了部有史以來最差的電影 Of course I can't. I made the worst movie of all time.
噢 那真荒唐 Oh, that's ridiculous.
我想做的就是講故事 All I wanna do is tell stories.
我覺得這很有趣 The things that I find interesting.
噢 也許是你不適合拍電影 Well, maybe you're not studio kind of material.
也許你可以自己籌錢 Maybe you just need to raise the money yourself.
這部電影叫做《原子能新娘》 The movie is called Bride Of The Atom.
我要請影星貝拉·盧戈西 It will star Bela Lugosi.
我們雙方可獲得15,000利潤的4分之1 There are quarter shares available at $15,000 each.
是的 對 就是貝拉·盧戈西 Yes, that's right. The Bela Lugosi.
他活著 He's still alive.
什么 他星期五晚上有空嗎 Huh? Is he available Friday night?
是的 我想想 Well, gee,
但愿是這樣 為什么 I suppose so. Why?
你好 我是伯爵 "Greetings, I am the Count."
"你好 我是斯利克·斯洛莫帕維茲 "Greetings, I am Slick Slomopavitz,
我是探險家 Seeker of Adventure.
"觀眾笑 鼓掌" "Audience laughs, applauds.
"對了 真是個睡覺的好地方" 'Say, that's a kooky place to sleep."'
"這是我的家" "It is my home."
"噢 你以大地為家" 笑 "'Oh, tract housing, huh? ' Laugh.
你需要個新的房產經紀人" You need a new real estate agent."
"恕不同意 "I beg to differ.
這個首飾盒沒有關... 不 貝拉 This casket incap...incarpertate..."incarpertate...'' no, Bela,
那是"incorporates"(合并的) that's "incorporates."
聽著 你應該說 Look, why don't you just say,
"這個首飾盒是..." "This casket has..."
他們怎么能期望一個匈牙利人有這種發音 How do they expect a Hungarian to pronounce this dialogue?
這個...這個電視演播太瘋狂了 This... This live television is madness!
而且 我預言... Furthermore, I predict...
到1970年4月17日... by April 19, 1970...
我預言... I predict...
人們將火星變成我們的殖民地 men will have colonized Mars.
數百萬的人們將在那生活 Millions of people will live there.
哇哦 還有什么嗎' Wow! Ain't that somethin'?
我們要帶你去一個特蘭西瓦尼亞的城堡 And now we take you to a castle in Transylvania.
小心 房東老板脖子上的傷 Watch out. The landlord's a real pain in the neck.
你們好 我是伯爵 Greetings! I am the Count!
你們好 朋友們 Greetings, pal!
我是斯利克·斯洛莫帕維茲 I'm Slick Slomopavitz,
我是探險家 Seeker of Adventure!
嘿 真是個睡覺的好地方 Hey, what a kooky place to sleep.
這讓我想起了我的家 真可惡 Kind of reminds me of my house. What a dump!
有些地方能睡個好覺 Some places got a Murphy bed;
有些地方能好好洗澡 this place got a Murphy shower.
我還是不知道哪里能掛毛巾 I still don't know where to hang the towels.
恕我不能同意 I beg to differ.
不同意 你這個剝削者 是嗎 Beg to differ? A bloodsucker, right?
我在說我的毛巾 I'm talkin' about my towels.
你們好 我... 是伯爵 Greetings! I... am the Count.
可惡 Damn!
他根本就沒用 我早跟你說該請卡洛夫 A bum is what he is. I told you we should've got Karloff!
啊 別擔心 貝拉 你仍舊是最好的 Ah, don't worry about it, Bela. You're better than all this.
我沒有說我什么都能干好 I never said I could ad-lib.
忘了它 我們要拍我們自己的電影 Forget it! We'll make our own movie
你仍會是個巨星的 啊 and you'll be a big star again. Aha!
盧戈西先生 遇上你真是無比榮幸 先生 Mr Lugosi, it is an unparalleled privilege to meet you, sir.
請允許我介紹我自己我是克里斯韋爾 Allow me to introduce myself. I am Criswell.
幸會 It's a pleasure.
啊 高興點吧 不要介意今晚發生的事情 Ahh, cheer up. Don't lose heart over what happened tonight.
我預言...你的下一部作品將空前成功 I predict...your next project will be an outstanding success!
噢 Wow!
你是哪位 And who may you be?
小埃德華·D·伍德 Edward D. Wood, Jr.
啊 Ahh!
《忽男忽女》的導演 The director of Glen Or Glenda?
你怎么知道 How'd you know?
我是克里斯韋爾嘛 我什么都知道 I am Criswell. I know all.
對了 And bingo!
謝謝 謝謝 Thank you, thank you, thank you.
再給我拿兩瓶英國馬提尼酒 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Bring me two more Beefeater martinis.
埃德 還要威斯忌 Ed, uh, another whisky.
達格瑪 朗姆酒還是可樂 Dagmar, a rum and coke?
穆斯塔法和金要葡萄酒 Moustapha and King are Chablis.
貝拉 你要點葡萄酒嗎 Bela, would you like a wine?
不 我從不喝...葡萄酒 No.I never drink... wine.
告訴我 克里斯 Say, Cris,
你怎么知道我們在1970年能征服火星 how'd you know we'd be living on Mars by 1970?
-我猜的 -真的嗎 -I guessed. -Really?
我瞎說的 I made it up.
胡說八道 It's horse shit.
埃迪 沒有這種預言的 Eddie, there's no such thing as a psychic.
人們相信我的廢話 因為我穿著燕尾服 People believe my folderol because I wear a black tuxedo.
那很容易嗎 It's that easy?
埃迪 我們只是在表演 Eddie, we're in show biz.
那只是些令人眼花繚亂的表演 It's all about razzle-dazzle, appearances.
只要你看上去不錯 又會說 If you look good and you talk well,
人們就會相信你說的一切 people will swallow anything.
我們要拍一部從未有過的最恐怖的電影 We are going to have the most terrifying monster ever seen on film.
原子能爆發后將有一個驚人的產物 A ghastly creature created from an atomic mutation!
我不喜歡恐怖片 I don't like scary movies.
我喜歡愛情故事 I like the ones with love stories.
那就是這部電影要表達的一段心碎的浪漫史 That's just what this movie is: a heartbreaking romance.
你是劇中人 You're quite a specimen.
你在這部電影中言一個角色嗎 And you're going to be in the picture?
是的 我演羅伯 Yeah. I play Lobo.
我預言《原子能新娘》 I predict Bride Of The Atom
將會成為最賺錢的一部電影 will be the biggest moneymaker of all time.
這就是可愛的女星 And this is lovely starlet Dolores Fuller,
扮演珍妮特·洛頓的德洛麗絲·富勒 who will play Janet Lawton.
很榮 女士 這部電影成本多少 My pleasure, ma'am. Now, how much will this picture cost?
是的 按照常規預算 Well, in a normal studio
將是1百萬美圓... it'd be about a million bucks...
包括所有其它沒用的經費和奇怪的開銷 with all their wasteful overhead and fancy offices.
但我們很有效率 But we're more efficient,
所以我們大約能賺70,000 so we could bring it in at about 70 grand.
噢 好的 我當然也這么認為的 Oh. Well, I shall certainly consider it.
好吧 再見 Well, goodbye.
晚安 埃德 保持聯系 Good night, Ed. Keep in touch.
再見 Goodbye.
好了 埃迪 我們該怎么做 Well, Eddie, how'd we do?
我們甚至沒有一分錢 We didn't make a nickel.
我難以相信我在好萊塢 I cannot believe I'm in Hollywood.
你知道 爸爸不想我來這兒 哦 嗯 You know, Daddy didn't want me to move out here. Uh-huh.
女士 請您付帳 2.20 Ma'am, your bill comes to $2.20.
哦 好的 我希望你不要介意... Oh. Uh, okay. I hope you don't mind...
但我只有整張50圓 我剛從銀行取出來 but all I have is a fifty, I just came from my banker's.
-沒關系 -謝謝 -That's all right. -Thank you.
打擾了 你剛來到這 Excuse me. You just moved here?
是的 好萊塢 我很激動 Yes. Hollywood is, oh, so exciting.
是這樣嗎 Isn't it?
很高興認識你 我是羅莉塔·金 Pleased to make your acquaintance. I'm Loretta King.
小埃德華·D·伍德 Edward D. Wood, Jr.
-你們想要杯水嗎 -不 -Hi. Would you like some water? -No!
不要水 不要任何飲料 No water. No liquids.
我對它們過敏 I'm terribly allergic to them.
你知道 我在好萊塢干活 我是個制片 You know, I work in Hollywood. I'm a producer.
真的嗎 哇哦 Really? Wow!
我真希望也能加入那一行 I would love to be involved in that.
是嗎 也許我能幫你 Is that right? Well, maybe I can help you out.
你有沒有想過投資一部動作電影 Have you ever thought about investing in a motion picture?
也許錢比較少 Perhaps a small amount of money.
你們這部電影成本多少 How much do your motion pictures cost?
是的 我的新作品我想大約是60,000 Well, my new one, I think, would be about $60,000.
全部嗎 一部電影來說很合適了 That's all? That seems very reasonable for an entire picture.
你想...你想 嗯... Would you...Would you like to, uh...
-看看劇照嗎 -哦 當然 -Have a look at the... at the photoplay? -Oh, sure.
哦 天啊 Oh, my.
這真有趣 This is very interesting.
好吧 你認為我能扮演 Say, do you think it would be possible for me
其中一個角色嗎 to maybe play one of these parts?
噢 你也想做演員 好的 當然 Oh, you want to be an actress too. Well, of course.
我剛才就在想 There's a couple of parts
有好幾個角色你都非常適合 I can think of right now that you might be perfect for.
有 嗯 報社秘書文員 嗯... There's, uh, the secretary in the newspaper office, the file clerk, um...
噢 那些角色太小了 Hmm. Those sound kind of small.
這個不錯... 珍妮特·洛頓 Here's one that looks good... Janet Lawton.
我想演她 I'd sure like to play her.
-珍妮特·洛頓 -是的 -Janet Lawton. -Yes.
珍妮特·洛頓是主角 Janet Lawton is clearly the part to play.
你能不能看看我演她 Can't you just see me in the part?
好的 Yes!
你一定很棒 You'd be perfect.
你這畜生 You bastard!
你們這幫狗腿子 You two-timing, dress-wearing son of a bitch!
親愛的 只有這樣我們才能拍這部電影 Honey, it was the only way I could get the movie made!
你想是誰付的租金 Who do you think's been paying the rent?
是誰幫你打(字)這劇本 Who's been helping you type your scripts and
又是誰幫你一起完成這混蛋的工作 do all your grunt work?
我真抱歉 你想我說什么呢 I am sorry! What did you want me to say?
你應該說... You were supposed to say...
"不 我是為了我的女朋友 "No. I wrote that part
德洛麗絲寫的這劇本 " for my girlfriend Dolores! "
還有很多其它的角色嘛 Snowball, there are plenty of other parts.
比如 Like what?
秘書 文件管理員 The secretary, the file clerk.
啊啊啊 Aaaaah!
你...混帳 You...asshole!
這將是貝拉的實驗室 它真棒... This is gonna be Bela's laboratory, so it should be real impressive...
就像《瘋狂的科學家》那部電影 just like one of those "Mad Scientist" movies.
我要做實驗 要試管 燒杯 I want test tubes, beakers and
還有那些嗡嗡作響的電器 one of those electrical things that buzzes.
你是說泰斯拉線圈 You mean a Tesla coil?
是的 不管怎樣 快去干 Fine. Whatever. Hop to it!
是的 是的 Right! Right.
-埃迪 -在 -Eddie? -Yes?
你覺得哪件好 Which dress do you like better?
嗯 我不知道 Hmm. I don't know.
比爾 你覺得哪件好 Say, Bill, which dress works better for you,
紅的還是綠的 the red one or the green one?
-哪件是紅的 -你是什么意思 -Which one is the red one? -What do you mean?
我是說 我分不出來 我是色盲 I mean, I can't see the difference I'm colour blind.
但是我喜歡還是比較喜歡暗的那個 But I kinda like the dark grey one.
在環球 我們一天拍一到二場戲 At Universal, we used to shoot one or two scenes a day.
但是埃迪能拍20 30場 But Eddie can knock off twenty, thirty.
-他難以置信 -來...開始 -He's incredible! -And... action!
好 你是埃里克·沃諾夫博士... Okay, you're Dr Eric Vornoff...
你很心煩 and you're upset.
你很努力的做這個實驗 You've worked very hard on this experiment and
你不想看它失敗 you don't want to see it fail.
不 不是那樣難過 N-No, you're not that upset.
你還想走動 你還想穿過那扇門 You wanna keep moving. You wanna go through that door.
好... 停 漂亮 And... cut! Beautiful.
印下來 讓我們立即拍第52場戲 Print it. Let's move immediately to scene 52.
托爾 你在嗎 是的 Tor, you in place? Yeah.
好 鏡頭轉好 Great. Roll camera!
轉 開拍 Rolling. Slate.
暗示有一場暴風雨 Cue rainstorm.
好...開始 托爾 And... action, Tor.
好你是羅伯 Okay. You're Lobo.
你很心煩 You're upset.
你很努力的工作幫助沃諾夫博士完成這項實驗 You've worked very hard helping Dr Vornoff with this experiment.
你不想看到它失敗 You don't wanna see it fail.
不 不 你不用那樣難過 No, no. You're not that upset.
你想繼續走 你要穿過那扇門 You wanna keep moving. You've got to get through that door.
好 停 太完美了 And cut ! Perfect!
印下來 我們繼續 Print it. Let's move on.
你還想再干 埃德 Don't you wanna do another take, Ed?
看上去那大家伙 Looks like big baldy
穿過那扇門有點困難 had a little trouble gettin' through the door.
不 那很好 真的 No, it's fine. It's real.
你知道 現實中羅伯每天 You know, in actuality, Lobo would have to
都要和這個問題做斗爭 struggle with that problem every day.
好的 大伙們 讓我們開始吧 All right, people, let's get ready.
演員 我的演員 Actors! I must have my actors!
你們在 羅莉塔 托爾 There you are. Loretta, Tor,
我要向你們解釋一下這出戲 I wanna explain this scene;
它有點復雜 但... it's a little complicated, but...
貝拉 你就坐在那好嗎 Bela, you'll be sitting there. Okay?
我才不要靠近這怪東西 I'm not getting near that goddam thing.
在拍《魔術師歸來》時 One of them burned me on
就是它們其中一個燒著了我 好吧 The Return Of Chandu. All right.
那你坐在那 好 Then you'll be sitting there. Good.
好 很好 你們這出戲是這樣的 Great. All right, gang, here's the scene.
羅莉塔 你精神恍惚 Loretta, you're in a trance;
你慢慢地走著 上了手術臺 you glide in and get on the operating table.
現在 托爾 你要綁住她 Now, Tor, you're supposed to tie her down,
但你有個安哥拉迷信... but you have an angora fetish...
當你一碰到那樣本 你就想拒絕 and when you rub that swatch of angora, it makes you refuse.
然后貝拉不得不教訓你 So then Bela has to discipline you.
好嗎 好 我們開始 All right? Great! Let's do it!
開始 Action!
把她綁在手術臺 Strap her to the table.
按照我說的做 Do as I command you!
我有教你違抗我嗎 啊啊啊 I'll teach you to disobey me! Aaaargh!
你會聽話的 啊啊啊 You will obey! Uhhhh!
把她綁起來 啊啊啊 Strap her in! Uhhhh!
把她綁起來 我命令你 Strap her in! I command you!
伍德 你的支票退回來了 Wood! Your cheque bounced.
我不久就會給你錢的 I'll get you the money later.
不 我現在就要 No, I need it now.
我看你再違抗我 I'll teach you to disobey me!
停 Cut!
我很抱歉在你拍電影時打斷你... I am terribly sorry to bother you while you're shooting...
但是這個攝影棚的主人要這筆錢 but the guy that owns the stage needs his money.
是的 你應該付錢給他 是嗎 Well, then, you should pay him, shouldn't you?
是的 確實如此 Yes. Exactly.
我現在就需要 I kind of need it now.
你這樣看著我 想干嗎 W-What are you looking at me like that for?
我已經給了你300圓 I already gave you my three hundred.
是的 Right.
但現在我需要 另外60,000 And now I need the other sixty thousand.
什么60,000 What other sixty thousand?
你說的你要給我的另外60,000 The other sixty thousand you said you'd give to me.
你搞錯了吧 埃迪 You misunderstood, Eddie.
我給了你我僅有的... 300元 I gave you everything I have in the world... three hundred dollars.
好吧 我們再開始吧 Well, here we go again.
讓我告訴你 你不能放棄 Let me tell ya, ya can't lose.
它很恐怖 如果你不喜歡這一點 It's scary. And if you don't like that,
它同時也很浪漫 it's romantic.
貝拉·盧戈西將扮演埃里克·沃諾夫博士 Bela Lugosi will portray Dr Eric Vornoff.
還有可愛 可愛 可愛的 And lovely, lovely, lovely
純真無邪的少女羅莉塔·金... ingenue Loretta King...
她演記者珍妮特·洛頓 is reporter Janet Lawton.
我不知道 I don't know.
盧戈西看上去非常老 是嗎 Lugosi looks pretty old. Huh?
瓦姆皮拉演哪個角色 Which role does Vampira play?
瓦姆皮拉 你為什么這么問 Vampira? Why do you ask?
她正在那站著 She's standing right over there.
是的 她演... Well, she plays...
請等我一分鐘 Excuse me one minute.
打擾了 是瓦姆皮拉小姐嗎 Pardon me. Miss Vampira?
是的 也許你不認識我 Yes? You don't know me,
我是埃德·伍德 but I'm Ed Wood.
我是個制片 I'm a film producer and
我最近在拍一部科幻作品... I'm currently in production on a science fiction piece...
演員有貝拉·盧戈西和 with Bela Lugosi and
瑞典摔跤選手托爾·約翰森 Swedish wrestler Tor Johnson.
我不明白 你是想要我的簽名嗎 I don't understand. Do you want my autograph?
不 No.
不 我... No, l...
我只是覺得我的電影很適合你 I think my film is perfect for you.
你想我在我的節目中介紹它 Want me to show it on my TV programme.
我沒有這個權利的 I have nothing to do with that.
你應該和 7頻道的主管人聯系 You should call the station manager at Channel 7.
不 不 不 不 No, no. No, no, no, no.
我不是想要你介紹我的電影 I don't want you to show the movie,
我想要你在里面演個角色 I want you to be in it. Let me explain.
我們已經開拍了 但是拍了3天就停下了 We started shooting, but after three days we got shut down.
現在我們想找些贊助商籌些錢 Now we're having a backers party to raise some more money.
所以我想也許你能來對 So I thought perhaps you'd like to come over
贊助商們說一句"你們好" just to say "howdy" to some of the backers.
你看 我正和朋友們在一起 Look, I'm with some friends and
我們要去吃飯了 we're about to eat.
求你了 只需要1秒鐘 Please! It would just take one second.
來吧 看看這些贊助商 Come over and meet the backers.
有一個很好的從奧克斯納市來的牙醫 There is a really nice dentist from Oxnard.
你聽著 我已經有很多要接拍的電影 Look, buddy, I've got real offers from real studios.
我根本不需要什么牙醫 你別想了 I don't need to blow some dentist for a part. Forget it.
瓦姆皮拉小姐 Miss Vampira!
-請 -哦 我們走 -Please. -Ohh! Let's go.
我感覺糟透了 走吧 I'm getting a bad feeling about this. Let's get out of here.
是的 我認為你是對的 Yeah, I think you're right.
謝謝你們今天能來 但我們最好還是走吧 Thank you, folks, for comin' tonight, but we better go.
接下來沃諾夫博士 掉進了深淵... And then Dr Vornoff falls into the pit...
然后他的章魚襲擊他 把他吃了 and his own octopus attacks and eats him.
-結束 -哦 -The end. -Whew!
-是的 這故事不錯 -是的 -Well, that's quite a story. -Yes.
那 嗯 你要完成這部電影... So, uh, you made the movie...
你現在還要再做一次 and now you wanna make it again?
不 No.
我們只拍了10分鐘的電影 We shot ten minutes of the movie,
現在我們在找整個贊助基金 and now we're looking for completion funds.
哦 孩子 你真是可憐 Oh, son, you're too vague.
比利·鮑伯 Billy Bob!
你把它們切的太瘦了 You're cuttin' 'em too lean.
麥克科伊先生 Mr McCoy.
我怎樣才能使你高興 How can I make you happy?
好的 Okay.
兩件事情 Two things.
第一 我要這部電影 Number one: I want the movie
以一場爆炸結尾 to end with a big explosion.
天空布滿煙霧 Sky full of smoke.
是的 Yes.
但是結尾還要有沃諾夫博士掉進了深淵 But it ends with Dr Vornoff falling into the pit.
不能再多了 Not any more.
第二... Number two...
我要有個兒子 I got a son.
他很小 但他是個好男孩 He's a little slow, but a good boy.
而且要有預示他將是個偉大的領導人物 And somethin' tells me he'd make a helluva leadin' man.
聽上去很不錯 Sounds perfect.
這真難以相信 This is unbelievable.
我打賭埃德完成不了這部電影 I woulda bet a million bucks that Ed wouldn't finish this picture.
是啊 它現在還沒完成 Yeah, well, it ain't finished yet,
孩子 但任何事都有可能發生的 kid; anything can happen.
會脫離困境的 Stay out of scratching distance.
親愛的 你做到了 Poodle, you made it.
我以為你收不到我的消息 I wasn't sure you got my message.
是的 當然 我搞定了 Well, of course I made it.
-今天是我的最大的一出戲 -是的 -Today's the file clerk's big scene. -That's right.
我看到還是這幫無知的 I see the usual gang of misfits and
吸毒的家伙在這干 dope addicts are here.
珍妮特 我想要你... Janet, I want you...
說 誰來拉線 Say, who's the lug?
我要你站在 Str... I want you staying away
離那舊盒子遠點的地方 from the old Willows place.
什么 那是托尼·麥克科伊 Why, that's Tony McCoy.
他將飾演迪克·克萊格上尉 He will be portraying Lieutenant Dick Craig.
真的 Really.
他提供了多少錢 How much money did he put up?
他沒有 但是他爸爸給了我55,000 None. But his dad gave me fifty grand.
嗯 制片商伍德 品質的領頭人 Hmm. Wood Productions, the mark of quality.
聽著 電影已經開拍了 Listen, the movie's getting made;
這才是最重要的 that's all that matters.
你好 哈里 Hello, Harry.
噢 你好 德洛麗絲 Oh, hi, Dolores.
噢 你就是德洛麗絲 Oh! You're Dolores.
我聽說過許多你的事情 I've heard so much about you.
我是羅莉塔·金 哦 這 坐吧 I'm Loretta King. Oh, here, take the chair.
噢 別傻了 讓哈里做完吧 Oh, don't be silly. Let Harry finish.
你還有很多事要做 You still need some more work.
不 我已經做完了 No. I'm finished.
我所需要做的是化妝 All I needed was a touch-up.
嗯 是很必要 Hmm. That mole still shows.
噢 女士們 你們倆看上去好極了 Uh, ladies! You both look fine.
我們為什么不談談這場戲呢 Why don't we talk about the scene?
是的 珍妮特·洛頓 剛剛發現... Okay, Janet Lawton has just discovered...
沃諾夫博士買了那個舊盒子... that Dr Vornoff bought the old Willows estate...
所以她現在推斷出那些鬼怪故事是真的 so now she wants to prove that all the monster stories are true.
好吧 埃迪 我要做什么 Well, Eddie, what's my motivation?
你是個文員 You're the file clerk.
你跑進下一間房間 然后撞了珍妮特一下 You're running into the next room and bump into Janet.
我們是什么關系 What is our relationship?
我們是朋友嗎 或者只是碰巧撞上 Are we good friends, or is she just a casual acquaintance?
德洛麗絲 我只有五天的時間完成這部電影 Dolores, I have five days to complete this picture.
不要來煩我 Don't get goofy on me.
開始 Action!
你好 珍妮特 Hi, Janet.
哦 你好 瑪奇 Oh, hi, Marge.
珍妮特 上次受的(怪物)傷還沒好嗎 Janet, still on the monster hunt?
你想說什么 What do you think?
我想老板找了你一整天了 I think the boss has been looking for you all day.
關于警察在找的那些 關于怪物的故事 Something about the police wanting those monster stories 86'd.
你令整個小鎮陷入了恐慌之中 You've got the whole town in a panic.
我沒聽到你說什么 I can't hear you.
我說 你找到了... I said, you've got the who...
我知道你說的什么 但我聽不清你說什么 I know what you said, but I can't hear you.
我知道了 再見 I get it. See ya later.
停 太好了 And... cut! That was perfect.
當然了 Of course it was.
好 好 Bra-vo! Bravo!
長官 克里斯 你能這樣 太感謝了 Magnifico. Cris, you made it. Thanks a lot.
很自然的 我一向很樂意 幫些小忙 Naturally. Always happy to help with a little larceny.
好拉 大伙們今天就到這了 All right, everybody, that's it for today.
道具組的人還要有些差事要做 The prop crew has a little errand to run.
保羅 康妮 Paul. Connie.
達恩 我認為他們應該把它開著 Darn. I thought they kept this open.
羅伯會修 Lobo will fix.
好樣的 Good boy.
-哇 -這地方最好爬著進去 -Wow! -This place gives me the creeps.
我們離開這鬼地方吧 Let's get the hell outta here.
別這么急 到我們完成再走 Not so fast. Not 'til we get it down.
在那 保羅 去解開它 There it is. Paul, go unhook it.
好的 Right.
太奇妙了 Fantastic.
真漂亮 It's beautiful.
你覺得這能用嗎 是的 You sure this is gonna work? Yes.
真的 You sure?
是的 快 Yes, hurry. Do it.
我的天哪 My God!
我們殺了他 We killed him.
托爾 Tor?
這比摔跤要厲害多了 Better than wrestling.
燈光 Lights!
"現在 珍妮特 你最好離那遠點... "Now, Janet, I want you stayin'away...
我希望你離那舊盒子遠點 "from that old Willows place. I want...
"現在 珍妮特 我... "Now, Janet, I w...
-是的 -我要你... -Great. -"I want you...
-康妮 -我要你離那遠點...” -Connie! -I want you staying away..."
章魚一定要在水里 The octopus has to live in the lake.
這是一種水流 This is kind of a stream.
不 他不得不在水底下 No! It has to be underwater.
讓我來看看 好的 Let me look at this. Okay.
去站在湖旁邊 Go set up by the lake.
埃迪 我很累 Eddie. I'm so tired.
我不知道我是不是能演這個夜景 I don't know if I can handle a night shoot.
胡說 看上去很好 Nonsense. You look great.
很好 看 All right, look.
你為什么不小睡一會 Why don't you have a nice nap and
過一會我們就拍你的戲了 we'll shoot around you a little while.
-謝謝你 -沒關系 -Thanks, buddy. -You're welcome.
好 你們 All right, you kids.
嘿 這看上去太妙 Hey, this is looking fantastic!
保羅 章魚發動機在哪 Paul, where's the octopus motor?
章魚發動機 What octopus motor?
讓它的腿能動 To make his legs move.
別怪我 Don't blame me!
當我在天花板的時候 You didn't say anything about a motor
你什么也沒和我說 when I was on the ceiling!
他在說什么... What's he talking...
保羅把發動機掉了 Paul lost the octopus motor.
好拉 讓我們拍這傻玩意吧 All right, let's shoot this fucker.
好 Great.
我去哪 Where do I go?
你要和章魚打起來 在那 You'll be fighting with the octopus. Out there?
-是的 -這小溪怎么了 -Yes. -What happened to the stream?
是的 這樣看上去好很多 Well, this is gonna look a lot better.
我們要讓這看起來像有只章魚在水底下 We have to match it to the stock footage of the octopus underwater.
哦 感謝上帝 Aw, for Christ's sake.
嗯 Ehh.
媽的 太冷了 Goddam, it's cold!
一旦你下去了 就會暖和的 It'll warm up once you're in it.
去你的吧 你過來試試 Fuck you! You come out here!
嘿 把那威士忌扔給我 Hey! Throw me that whisky!
啊 你怎么讓它開動 Ahh. How do you turn this on?
這樣... 讓一個人代替章魚發動機... Well... somebody misplaced the octopus motor...
當你進去和它打的時候 so when you get in there and fight with him,
你就搖它的腿 shake his legs around.
好 Looks like he's killin' ya. Okay.
你知道我拒絕了《弗蘭肯斯坦》 You know I turned down Frankenstein?
-什么 -在我拍了《德古拉》后... -What? -After I did Dracula...
電影公司要我拍《弗蘭肯斯坦》 the studio offered me Frankenstein,
但我拒絕了 but I turned it down.
那角色還不夠性感 Part wasn't sexy enough.
對我這樣一個大明星來說太沒面子了 Too degrading for a big star like me.
貝拉... 今晚我有25場戲要拍 Bela... I have 25 scenes to shoot tonight.
哦 對不起 希望我沒有拖延了 Oh. Sorry. Don't let me slow you down.
是的 好吧 Okay. All right.
好的 All right.
好的 我們開始拍吧 All right, let's put it on film!
-鏡頭 -對準 -Camera! -We're rolling!
-音響 -埃德 我們沒有音響 -Sound! -Ed, we don't have sound.
哦 Oh.
開始 And... action!
停 And... cut!
太棒了 That was perfect!
來吧 來吧 大伙們 Come on! Come on, troops!
喝一杯吧 你們會覺得很好的 Have a nice cup o' joe, you'll feel much better.
很好 很好 哈里 All right. All right, Harry.
伍德先生 Mr Wood?
我昨晚只睡了一個小時 I only got one hour of sleep last night.
是的 我也沒有 Yeah, well, I got no sleep, and I feel great.
但我還是感覺很好 去吧 孩子 Go get' em, kid, go get 'em.
看來我真的老了 I'm gettin' too old for this.
干的好 比爾 Great work, Bill.
去吧 趕上他們 Go ahead. Go get 'em.
小心點 別傷到他 Be careful. Don't hurt him.
別刮到它的觸須 Don't scratch the tentacles.
貝拉... Bela...
昨晚的戲我再次感謝你 I wanna thank you again for last night.
那很好 埃迪 那是我的責任 That's fine, Eddie. All in the line of duty.
不 不 我只是想讓你知道對于你 No, no, I want you to know how much
為我所做的一切我有多感激 I appreciate all you've done for me.
像你這么偉大的人 A great man like yourself
不應該這么空閑地早上4點就在澆花 shouldn't have to be wandering through the muck at 4:00 a.m.
是的 但也沒有那么多 Well, there are not a lot of
小伙子值得我為他去干 fellas I'd do it for.
對了 我還特別為你寫了些東西 Say, I wrote something special for ya.
我在想你做的所有貢獻 我... I got to thinkin' about all the sacrifices you've made and l...
我給你寫了一個... Well, I wrote you a...
新的演說 a new final speech.
啊 又是這一幕 埃迪 Well, this is quite a scene, Eddie.
我知道最后還應該給你更多 I know it's a lot to give you at the last minute,
貝拉 但... Bela, but...
這些話... These lines...
我不會有任何問題 I'll have no problem remembering.
好的 Great.
好了 伙計們 我關門了 All right, kids, let's knock 'em dead.
我親愛的斯特羅斯基教授... My dear Professor Strowski...
20年前我被我的國家趕了出來 twenty years ago I was banned from my homeland.
我被定為瘋子胡說八道的人 I was classed as a madman, a charlatan.
在其它些科技國家徘徊... Outlawed in the world of science...
而先前我都被認為是天才 which previously honoured me as a genius.
現在在這... Now here...
這這個被遺棄的 地獄般的叢林里... in this forsaken jungle hell...
我仍能證明我還好好的 I have proven that I am all right!
是的 Yes!
權威人士們都認識到了你的發現是多么正確 The authorities have learned how correct your findings were.
所以我現在來這... So I am here...
要把你帶回家 to bring you home.
家 Home?
我沒有家 I have no home.
被追捕 Hunted.
被蔑視 Despised.
生活地就像個動物 Living like an animal.
叢林就是我的家 The jungle is my home.
但我還是要展示給這個世界... But I shall show the world...
我能成為主人 that I can be its master!
我能讓自己種族的人們更完美... I shall perfect my own race of people...
原子超人... a race of atomic supermen...
他們將統治這個世界 that will conquer the world!
停 Cut.
卷起來 That's a wrap.
《忽男忽女》 現在 又是部惡心的電影 Glen Or Glenda? Now, that was a hell of a picture.
是的 但這部新的要好上一億倍 Yeah, but this new one is gonna be a million times better.
有這可能嗎 Is that possible?
發生什么事了 Mr Bunny, what's wrong?
伯恩尼先生 我聽說你要變成個女人 I heard you were becoming a lady.
哦 是的 Oh, that.
墨西哥 Mexico...
是... was...
是個噩夢 a nightmare.
我們碰上一起車禍他死了 We got into a car accident; he was killed.
我們的行李... Our luggage...
被偷了 was stolen.
外科醫生原來是... The surgeon turned out to be...
是個騙子 a quack.
要是沒有這些人... If it hadn't been for these men...
我不知道... I don't know...
我們能不能... how I would've...
獲救 survived.
噢 哇 Oh, wow!
你們這些人有毛病 You people are insane!
你們在虛度光陰 無所事事 You're wasting your lives making shit!
沒有人在意 這些惡心的電影 Nobody cares! These movies are terrible!
Dolores Dolores!
Ed 一切都結束了 Ed, it's over.
我需要一個正常的生活 I need a normal life.
你的意思是... Did you really mean those things you sa...
我厭倦這樣的生活 I'm tired of living like this.
但是 親愛的... But, Poodle...
我準備離開劇組 I just stuck it out
所以你們就可以完成你們的電影了... so you could finish your movie...
現在就這樣 我決定了 and now that's it's done, so am I.
噢 那太恐怖了 它讓我打顫 Ooh, that was so scary, it gave me goose bumps.
不 我不是說"鵝"(goose) No, dummy, I didn't say "goose,"
我是說"打顫"(goose bumps) I said "goose bumps."
好的 下個星期再見 《木乃伊之咒》 Well, be sure to join me next week for The Mummy's Curse.
那現在做個愉快的噩夢吧 Until then, pleasant nightmares.
好了 伙計 把煙霧關掉 Okay, folks, we're off the air.
那是出好戲 That was a good show.
天 愚蠢的做秀 God, this show needs better jokes.
你的電話 You got a phone call.
是誰 Who is it?
我不知道 I don't know.
-喂 -瓦姆皮拉小姐 我是埃德·伍德 -Hello. -Vampira? Ed Wood here.
-誰 -埃德·伍德 -Who? -Ed Wood.
記得嗎 Remember,
我們在布朗·德爾比餐廳遇見過 I met you at the Brown Derby?
噢 是你 Oh, yeah, you.
聽著 我在想你是否愿意 Listen, I was wondering if you'd like to go out sometime,
什么時候共進晚餐 grab some dinner maybe.
你想約我 那估計要累壞你了 You mean a date? I thought you were a fag.
不 我可是個雙性人 No, I'm just a transvestite.
那 星期5晚怎么樣 So, how's about Friday night?
聽著 你看上去是個很好的人 Look, you seem like a nice guy,
但你不是我想要的那種 but you're just not my type.
但可以保持聯系通知我什么時候你的電影上映 But keep in touch. Let me know when your movie opens.
喂 Hello?
埃迪 幫助我 Eddie, help me.
貝拉 Bela?
貝拉 Bela.
貝拉 Bela!
你想干嗎 What do you want?
你打電話給我 記得嗎 You called me. Remember?
你在干什么 貝拉 What are you doing, Bela?
我想自殺 I'm going to kill myself.
天哪 發生什么事了 My gosh, what happened?
埃迪 Eddie.
我今天收到政府的一封信 I got a letter from the government.
他們取消了我的... They're cancelling my...
失業金 unemployment.
我現在就靠這個了 It's all I've got.
沒有它 我房租也沒法付 Without it, I can't pay the rent.
你沒有任何積蓄嗎 Don't you have any savings?
埃迪 我是個廢人 Eddie, I'm obsolete.
我生活沒有意義 I have nothing to live for.
今晚 我就要死 Tonight, I shall die.
埃迪 Eddie!
你要和我在一起 You should come with me.
-我不認為 -那是個好主意 -I don't think that's such a good idea. -It's a wonderful idea.
那將會非常美好 It'll be wonderful!
我們將會平和的生活在一起 We'll be at peace!
死了 你就不用擔心找工作 In the afterlife, you don't have to worry about finding work.
貝拉... Bela...
我支持你 I'm on your side.
給我槍 Gimme the gun.
如果你給我槍... If you give me the gun...
我就和你喝一杯 I'll make you a drink.
你想喝什么 貝拉 What are you drinking, Bela?
甲醛 Formaldehyde.
老實說 破產了 Straight up, or on the rocks?
埃迪 Eddie.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我非常抱歉 I'm so sorry.
別擔心 貝拉 Don't worry, Bela.
-我很抱歉 埃迪 -一切都會好起來的 -I'm sorry, Eddie. -Everything will be okay.
噢 上帝啊 你嚇壞我了 Oh, my goodness, you gave me the willies!
你可真像德古拉那個吸血鬼 You look like that Dracula guy.
我的名字是貝拉·盧戈西... My name is Bela Lugosi...
我想把我交托給你們 and I wish to commit myself.
為什么 For what reason?
我已經有藥物癮20多年了 I have been a drug addict for twenty years.
我需要幫助 I need help.
那是安哥拉羊毛衫 Is that angora?
嗯 是的 Um, yes.
你有沒有覺得這種羊毛衫有一種觸覺... Don't you think angora has a tactile sensuality...
是其它毛衣所沒有的 lacking in all other clothing?
是的 我想是的 Yeah, I suppose.
它確實十分貴 It is awfully expensive.
是啊 它的制作來源于 Well, it's made from
一種特殊哺育的... specially-bred rabbits...
生活在喜馬拉雅山的兔子 that live in the Himalayas.
哦 那你是安哥拉羊毛批發商 Say, what are you, an angora wholesaler?
不 No.
我是拍電影的 I'm in pictures.
我是個導演 作家 演員 制片 I'm a director, writer, actor and producer.
噢 算了吧 沒有人能做那么多 Aw, come on. Nobody does all that.
哦 是的 只有2個人可以 Oh, yes, they do. Two people.
奧森·韋爾斯和我 Orson Welles and me.
哇嗚 Wow.
你在做什么 Whatcha makin'?
毛靴 給我父親的 Booties. For my father.
-醫院里很冷 -嗯 -Gets cold in the hospital. -Mmm.
他在這有很久了嗎 Has he been here long?
這已經是我織的第13副了 This is my thirteenth pair.
對不起 Excuse me.
對不起 醫生 Excuse me, Doctor.
我是陪盧戈西先生來的 他怎么樣 I'm with Mr Lugosi. How is he?
哦 這樣一個老人器官都老化了 Well, there's a lot of junk in his system for such an old man.
很顯然他依賴嗎啡 Apparently he was addicted to morphine.
他試著要擺脫它 He tried to kick that and
但又再依賴上了美沙酮(鎮靜劑) he got readdicted to methadone.
-他能好嗎 -我們會盡力的 -Is he gonna be okay? -We'll do our best.
你好 莉蓮 Hi, Lillian.
哦 你好 埃德 Oh, hi, Ed.
他今天有許多到訪者 He's got a lot of visitors today.
-是他 -嗯 -He does? -Mm-hmm.
笑 就這樣 Smile. That's it!
-嘿 嘿 -再來一張 先生 -Hey! Hey! -One more picture, sir?
照醫生說的你們都要離開這兒 混蛋 Do the doctors say you're gonna get outta here? Freaks!
滾出去 Get outta here! Get outta here!
你們這些人都有病 What is wrong with you people?
滾吧 混帳 Come on, trash barrel!
嘿 Hey!
貝拉 發生什么事 Bela, what happened?
埃迪 你為什么趕走他們 Eddie, why did you chase them?
畢竟那么多年了 After all these years,
媒體最終又對貝拉·盧戈西感興趣了 the press is finally interested again in Bela Lugosi.
貝拉... Bela...
那些人都是狗仔隊 他們想把你做新聞 those people are parasites; they just wanna exploit you.
好啊 就讓他們做吧 Fine. Let them.
沒有什么要比那媒體好 埃迪 There is no such thing as bad press, Eddie.
從紐約來的那個人說他要把我放在頭版頭條 Man from New York even said he's putting me on the front page.
第一個能再次恢復名譽的人 First celebrity ever to check into rehab.
當我離開這的時候... When I get out of here...
我將是健康的... I will be healthy...
強壯的... strong...
又有了活力... primed for my comeback...
你好 Hello again.
-你好 -你好象心情不好 -Hi. -You look beat.
不 我很好 你父親怎樣 No, l-I'm fine. How's your father?
不錯 謝謝你的問候 你的朋友呢 Better. Thank you for asking. And your friend?
不好 Not good.
好吧 我也為他做些毛靴 讓他開心點 Well, I made him some booties to cheer him up.
黑色的 很相稱 They're black, to match his cape.
對了 你一直住在洛杉磯 Say, have you always lived in Los Angeles?
不 我來自南方波基普西市 No, I'm from back east. Poughkeepsie.
你知道... 一個小城鎮 You know...
全是美國人 all-American small town;
每個人都互相了解 everybody knows everybody;
我父親是在郵局工作 我是個看門的 my dad worked for the post office; I was a Boy Scout.
你覺得那乏味嗎 Did you find it boring?
不 不完全這樣 No, not at all.
我有自己的漫畫書和一些低趣味的雜志 I had my comic books and pulp magazines.
-以前經常聽廣播劇 -我也很喜歡 -Used to listen to radio dramas constantly. -I love those shows.
-《影子》《圣地》 -是的 -The Shadow, Inner Sanctum. -Yes.
還有墨丘利影院上映的 And the Mercury Theater
奧森·韋爾斯的電影 -嗯 with Orson Welles. -Mmm.
你知道每個星期六的下午我和我父親... Boy, you know, every Saturday afternoon me and my dad...
穿著筆挺走在街上去那個小劇院 marched down the street in our uniform to the little movie theatre.
噢 鬼屋 Oh, the spook house!
啊 - Aah!
啊 - Aaaarrr!
你一定不相信我看過第一部電影 You're not gonna believe the first picture I ever saw.
就是你的朋友的... 《德古拉》 It was your friend's... Dracula.
那真是難以置信 That's incredible;
那也是我看的第一部 that's the first picture I ever saw.
是難以置信 That is incredible.
你知道嗎 我一整個星期都要開著燈睡覺 You know, I had to sleep with the lights on for a week.
我要有一個月呢 I had to for a month.
從那以后我未曾錯過盧戈西的任何一部電影 But I never missed a Lugosi picture after that one.
好幾年前我在現場看到過他演德古拉 A few years ago I actually saw him do Dracula live.
他本人看上去親切的多 It was much scarier in person.
噢 我們被截在這了 Oh. We're stuck.
凱茜... Kathy...
我想告訴你一些事情 I'm about to tell you something that
我從來沒有和任何女孩在第一次約會說過 I never told any girl on a first date.
但我想你應該知道... But I think it's important that you know...
我喜歡穿女人的衣服 I like to wear women's clothes.
-什么 -我喜歡穿女人的衣服 -Huh? -I like to wear women's clothes.
內褲 胸罩 羊毛衫 平跟女鞋 Panties, brassieres, sweaters, pumps.
我確實做這些事 It's just something I do.
是的 我不相信我竟會告訴你 Yes, I can't believe I'm telling you this,
但我真的很喜歡你... but I really like you...
但我不希望到最后才發生些什么事 and I don't want it getting in the way down the road.
那這是不是意味著... Does this mean...
你不喜歡和女孩子有性生活 you don't like sex with girls?
不 我喜歡和女孩子的性生活 No, I love sex with girls.
好吧 Okay.
是嗎 Okay?
是的 Okay.
你看 我們認為盧戈西先生 You see, we thought that Mr Lugosi
在他的國家應該有保險 was insured through his union.
是嗎 Isn't he?
不 他們說那幾年前就失效了 No, they say his eligibility ran out years ago.
醫生... Look, Doctor...
他沒有錢 he doesn't have any money.
但我將給你我所有的幾百美圓吧 But I'll give you everything I've got; a few hundred dollars.
連首付都不夠 他還是要離開 That won't even begin to cover it. He's gonna have to leave.
貝拉 貝拉 醒醒 Bela? Bela, wake up.
我有些好消息要告訴你 I've got some great news.
醫生說你全好了 The doctor says you're all better;
你現在可以回家了 you can go home now.
真的嗎 Really?
我還是感覺不是很好 I don't feel so great.
不 好的 你看上去面色好極了 No? Well, you look just peachy.
另外 化驗結果都很好 And, uh, the tests came back fine.
來吧 起來 Come on, let's get up.
這走 Here we go.
好樣的 Atta boy. Good.
埃迪... Eddie...
我還想演戲 I want to make another picture.
我們什么時候再拍下部電影 When are we going to make another picture?
哦...很快 貝拉 很快 Oh... soon, Bela. Very soon.
太棒了 This is so exciting.
又有部作品了 Another production.
是嗎 Isn't it?
那么 埃迪 So, Eddie,
我們應該要有好的工作人員吧 shouldn't we have a sound crew?
嗯 不 不 Uh, no, no,
因為這只是第二單元的工作 because this is just second unit stuff.
主要的電影膠片的事 We're gonna do the main footage
還是以后我們來做 好嗎 later. All right?
那這場是關于什么的 So, what's this scene about?
嗯... Um...
你是一個非常重要值得尊敬的人 You're a very important and respected man.
你要離開你的屋子 你很急 And you're leaving your house; you're in a hurry.
你要參加一個大型的社交活動 懂了嗎 You're on your way to a big social brouhaha. Okay?
埃迪 如果我很快到不了那集會怎么辦 Eddie. What if I'm not in so big a hurry?
如果我動作慢耽擱了... What if I take a moment to slow down...;
享受美好人生 to savour the beauty of life;
那些花香怎么辦 to, to smell a budding flower?
很好 That's great. That is great.
那我們就快點 好嗎 Let's do a take. Okay?
埃德 我真的非常忙 Ed, I'm really busy.
你現在想怎么樣 What do you want now?
如果你能參加的話我想叫你來看看... I was calling to see if you'd like to attend...
我的新電影《魔鬼新娘》的全球首映 the world premiere of my new movie, Bride Of The Monster.
你不是說你的電影是《原子能新娘》嗎 Didn't you just make one called Bride Of The Atom?
是的 同一部電影 Yes, it's the same film.
但是發行人想要一個震撼性的標題 But the distributor wanted a punchier title.
來吧 將是個大場面 Come on, it's gonna be a big event;
貝拉 托爾和克里斯都來 Bela, Tor and Cris are coming.
你會很開心的 You'll have fun!
哦 我看不見了 Uhh! I can't see.
這隱形眼鏡真難受 These contact lenses are hurting.
我的眼睛痛死了 My eyes are killin' me.
別擔心 我們就到那了 Don't worry. We're almost there.
你們好 Hi.
里面請 謝天謝地你在 所有人都到了 Right in there. Thank God you're here. They're tearing up the place.
來吧 來吧 Come on, come on.
請 這邊 Come on, this way.
走吧 Come on!
快 Come on!
我以前從未參加過電影首映 I've never been to a movie premiere before!
好 讓他們安靜 Well, go knock 'em dead.
喔 Oooh!
在午夜鐘聲響起的時候... At the stroke of midnight...
魔法時刻... the witching hour...
盜尸者來了... the ghouls arise...
嘿 瓦姆皮拉小姐 Hey, Vampira,
-和我做愛怎么樣 -滾開 -how 'bout a little love! -Fuck off!
有人偷我的錢夾 One of them stole my wallet!
我看不見了 I can't see!
讓我走 讓我走 Get off me! Let's go!
我去救他們 I gotta save 'em!
把頭低下 快 我們走 Get your heads down! Come on, let's go!
我們快離開這鬼地方 We're getting the heck outta here!
看不見 Can't see!
我什么也看不見了 I can't see any more!
嘿 快上 讓我們劈了他們 Hey, come on! Let's split!
出租車 Taxi!
-停 -快上車 -Stop! -Get in! Come on! Go on, get in!
現在 那是首映啊 Now, that was a premiere.
埃迪... Eddie...
昨晚真是場鬧劇 Last night was quite a romp.
你看到那家伙抓住瓦姆皮拉小姐嗎 Did you see that kid grab Vampira's boobies?
我可嫉妒他了 還有 我也很嫉妒你 I envied him. Hell, I envied you too.
女朋友能那樣跳到車子前 A girlfriend who would jump in front of a car like that.
是的 她真是厲害 Yes, she is quite something.
我沒有一個妻子能這樣 None of my wives would have.
埃迪 我想要謝謝你 Eddie, I want to thank you.
過去的這些天里... These last few days have been...
真是一段好時光 a good time.
你知道 我只是... You know, I just...
-我只是希望你能看到電影 -啊 -I just wish you coulda seen the movie. -Ahh.
沒有問題 No problem.
我心里知道 I know it by heart.
到家了 Home.
我沒有家了 I have no home.
被追捕 Hunted.
被蔑視 Despised.
就像動物一樣生活 Living like an animal.
叢林就是我的家 The jungle is my home.
但是我還要向世界展示... But I shall show the world...
我還能成為主人 that I can be its master!
我要使我種族的人們更完美... I shall perfect my own race of people...
原子超人... a race of atomic supermen...
將要統治全世界 that will conquer the world!
哦 盧戈西先生 您能為我簽個名嗎 Uh, Mr Lugosi, could I have your autograph, please?
-當然 -那 那真是...難以置信 -Certainly. -Why, that was...That was incredible.
-我的意思是你還和以前一樣棒 -更好了 -I mean, you're just as great as you ever were. -Better.
我已經74歲了但我不知道 I am 74, but I don't know it.
我的頭腦還很年輕... When the brain is young...
精神還依舊... 旺盛... the spirit is still... vigorous...
就像... 就像個年輕人 like... like a young man.
"在離開火星后... "And left the planet Mars...
再也不會回來了 " never to return again."
結束 The end.
嗯 Mmm.
制片人伍德 Wood Productions.
嘿 是誰的瘋狂的念頭要把他葬在海角 Hey, who's crazy idea was it to bury him in the cape?
我聽說是按照他自己的意愿 I heard it was in the will;
他想被人們記得 it was how he wanted to be remembered.
能再來一遍嗎 Could you run it again?
伍德先生 Mr Wood.
-嗯 -哦 伍德先生 -Huh? -Uh, Mr Wood,
我是雷諾茲 你的房東 this is Mr Reynolds, your landlord.
你能開門嗎 Could you please open up?
一分鐘 One minute.
-什么事 -伍德先生 -Yes? -Uh, Mr Wood, you have bounced
你第三次也是最后一次 your third and
房租支票已經被退回來了 final rent cheque.
我非常抱歉 I'm terribly sorry.
我的 我的股票經紀人 My-My stockbroker
一定是把這比帳目搞錯了 must've transferred the wrong account.
近來吧 我再給你開張支票 Come on in. I'll write you another cheque.
啊 看來你還在忙著拍電影 Ahh. I see you're in the picture business.
-是的 -我就是對拍電影感興趣 -Yes. -I'm interested in the picture business.
我的助手和我 我們正欲制作一系列 My associates and l, we wish to produce a series of
關于提升道德信仰的電影... uplifting religious films...
是關于傳道者的 about the apostles.
但 不幸的 我們沒有足夠的錢 But unfortunately, we don't have enough money.
哦 可以提高租金 Well, raising money's tough.
我們的教堂有足夠資金拍一部電影 No, our church has enough money for one film.
我們只是沒有足夠的錢拍所有的12部 We just don't have enough for all twelve.
哦 你知道你在做什么嗎 Well, you know what you do?
你先制作一部商業電影... You produce a film in a commercially-proven genre...
然后這部電影賣座 and then after it's a hit,
你就可以用得到的利潤 you take the profits from that and
在繼續制作全部的12部傳道者電影 make the 12 apostles movies.
-是那樣嗎 -當然 -Would that work? -Absolutely.
我來給你看些東西 Let me show you something.
你看到這個劇本嗎 You see this script?
《外太空的盜墓者》 Grave Robbers From Outer Space.
銀行的錢 Money in the bank.
來自哪里的盜墓者 Grave robbers from what?
來自外太空 這是部科幻小說 From outer space. It's science fiction.
會吸引很多孩子 Very big with the kids.
只要你完成這部作品 If you make this picture,
你將會得到足夠資金資助 you'll have enough money to
拍攝上百部的宗教電影... finance a hundred religious films...
就算你把房租全退給我你也賺錢 and pay my back rent with the profits.
我不知道 這個 嗯 全靠吸引觀眾 I don't know. This is, um, all a lot to absorb.
這個我保證是顆票房炸藥 It's a guaranteed blockbuster.
嗯 Mmm.
我明白這部科幻電影會很流行 I understand this science fiction is very popular,
但是 嗯... but, um...
是不是賣座片都要有大明星 don't the big hits always have big stars?
是的 我們有個大明星... Well, we have a big star...
-貝拉·盧戈西 -貝拉·盧戈西... -Bela Lugosi. -Bela Lugosi...
我想他過世了吧 Oh, I thought he passed on.
是的 他是的 Yes. Yes, he did.
但是... But...
我有他身前拍的最后一出戲 I've got the last footage he ever shot.
看上去非常不錯 Doesn't look like very much.
雷諾茲先生 這玩意可以賺大錢 Mr Reynolds, this is the acorn that will grow a great oak.
我要花雙倍的精力來完成他的作品... I'll just get a double to finish his scenes...
我們可以把它作為"盧戈西的遺作"發行 and we'll release it as Bela Lugosi's final film.
巴尼 我們在拍另一部電影了 Bunny? We're makin' another movie.
是的 我已經得到貝弗利山莊 Yes, I got the Baptist Church of Beverly Hills
浸信會教堂提供資金 to put up the cash.
埃德 我在外面又找來2個盧戈西 Ed, I got the Lugosi doubles outside.
巴尼 我要掛了 Bunny, I gotta go.
他太矮了 He's too short.
他太高了 He's too tall.
他根本不能工作 He's just not going to work.
好吧 埃德 我想的是 Well, Ed, I was thinkin'
貝拉扮演傅滿洲的樣子 like when Bela played Fu Manchu.
-保羅 那是卡洛夫 -噢 -Paul, that was Karloff. -Oh.
-你要更努力的找 -好 -You're gonna have to try harder. -Okay.
-刪掉些人 要最好的 -好吧 -Try to be a cut above. Go get 'em. -Okay. Right.
星期天要抽出時間 Keep Sunday open;
制片人想要我們接受洗禮 好嗎 the producers want us to get baptised. Okay.
你要知道 當你重寫一部劇本的時候 You know, hon, when you rewrite a script,
它將會越來越好 it just gets better and better.
這將是埃德·伍德的最后一部電影 This is the ultimate Ed Wood movie.
沒有妥協 No compromises.
哦 天啊 Oh, my.
-埃迪 看這個 -嗯 -Eddie, look at this. -Hmm?
什么 What?
這可憐的女孩被開除了 Poor girl's out of a job.
我帶來了劇本 你可以扮演盜尸者的妻子 I brought the script. You'll be portraying the ghoul's wife.
-盜尸者的妻子 -是的 -The ghoul's wife? -Yes.
你會覺得好的 You should feel lucky.
埃迪在這個小鎮唯一一個朋友 Eddie's the only fella in town
他從不對任何人下評論 who doesn't pass judgement on people.
是的 如果我這么做 我將會沒有朋友 That's right. If I did, I wouldn't have any friends.
你看 有沒有可能不要讓盜尸者妻子 Look, would it be possible to make the ghoul's wife
這個角色那么顯著... a little less prominent...
這樣人們就不會真的注意我 So people wouldn't really notice me in the movie?
你不想被注意 You don't want to be noticed?
是的 這個怎么樣 Yeah. How about this?
沒有任何臺詞的 What if I don't have any lines?
我來演這個啞巴 I'll play the part mute.
-啞巴 -嘿 那是湯姆醫生 -Mute? -Hey, it's Dr Tom.
-湯姆醫生 嗨 -湯姆醫生是誰 -Dr Tom! Hiya! -Who's Dr Tom?
他是為我治療脊椎的醫生 He's my chiropractor.
嘿 凱茜 你好嗎 Hey, Kathy. How are you?
-很好 謝謝 -好的 看看 -Fine, thanks. -Well, look at you.
你們今天像是在開會 You're looking in alignment today.
事實上 我的脖子已經好多了 Well, actually, my neck is a little funny.
來 就在這 讓我來修理修理 Now, here, let me fix that.
噢 Ooh!
我的天哪 My gosh!
別動 Don't move.
太離奇了 It's uncanny.
看他的臉 太離奇了 Look at his head! It's uncanny!
他看起來真像貝拉 He look nothin' like Bela.
他和他的耳朵有點像 He's kinda got his ears.
噢 用這把你臉遮起來 Oh, look. Cover your face with this.
哦 那我怎么看 Oh. Now I can see it.
我想吸你的血 I want to suck your blood.
我要吸你的血 I want to suck your blood!
讓我們聽聽你是怎么叫 Let's hear you call
鮑里斯·卡洛夫是個混蛋的 Boris Karloff a cocksucker.
噓 Shh!
我們要讓這些施洗禮者喜歡我們 We want these Baptists to like us. Please.
安里露亞 Alleluia
兄弟姐妹們... Brothers and sisters...
今天我們很高興的在這... we reach now in the service a joyous point...
因為我們要目睹我們的新成員接受洗禮 because we are going to bear witness to the baptism of our new members.
我們為什么不在教堂做這個 Why couldn't we do this in the church?
因為托爾兄弟進不了神圣的浴盆 Because Brother Tor couldn't fit in the sacred tub.
歡迎 信徒們 Welcome to the fold, brother.
-你信奉耶酥嗎 -是的 -Do you accept Jesus Christ as your personal saviour? -Yes!
以上帝的名義 基督和圣靈 In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost.
阿門 Amen.
歡迎你 信徒 歡迎 Welcome to the fold, brother. Welcome.
贊美主吧 孩子 Praise the Lord, brother.
你憎惡撒旦和他們所有的惡魔嗎 Do you reject Satan and all his evils?
是的 Sure.
以上帝的名義 基督和圣靈 In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost.
贊美主吧 朋友們 Praise the Lord, friends!
-你懺悔你曾經的惡行嗎 -是的 -Do you repent for all your sins? -I do.
你怎么能這樣 How do you do it?
你怎么能讓你的朋友都接受洗禮... How do you get all your friends to get baptised...
就像你能拍一部魔怪電影 Just so you can make a monster movie?
這不是魔怪電影 It's not a monster movie.
這令人超脫震撼 It's a supernatural thriller.
來吧 孩子 Come to Jesus, brother!
我真不敢相信 I can't believe this.
埃德 我要來這做什么 Ed, what am I gonna do here?
你是什么意思 What do you mean?
他沒有頭發 He has no hair.
哦 我從來沒注意到給他戴個假發套 Gee, I never noticed that. Put a wig on him!
在我們開拍前 伍德先生 我有幾個問題 Before we start shooting, Mr Wood, we have a few questions.
是的 這個劇本包含 Yes. The script contains
很多盜墓的內容 numerous references to grave robbing.
現在 我們發現挖掘土地的概念 Now, we find the concept of digging up consecrated ground
是非常無禮的 to be highly offensive.
這是褻瀆神明 It is blasphemy.
你們在說什么 What are you talking about?
這部電影就說的這個 It's the premise of the movie.
看在上帝的份上 這是電影的主題 It's the title of the movie, for Christ's sakes!
伍德先生 Mr Wood!
是的 關于這個主題 Yes, about that title.
這讓我們倍受打擊 It strikes us as very inflammatory.
我們為什么不改變一下如 Why don't we change it to
《9個來自外太空的人》 Plan 9 From Outer Space?
哈 那可真荒唐 Ha! That's ridiculous.
好吧 開始 All right. And, action!
體檢醫生離開了嗎 Medical examiner been around yet?
剛離開 運尸車應該已經開了很長一段路了 Just left. The morgue wagon oughta be along most any time.
你們得到他們的陳述了嗎 You get their statement?
是的 但他們很害怕 Yeah, but they're pretty scared.
這么混亂的局面每個人都會被嚇倒 Fine mess like this will frighten anyone.
你讓其中一個男孩 嗯... You have one of the boys, uh...
帶走這個人 再讓那女孩返回小鎮代替你 take the guy and the girl back to town, you take charge.
你怎么把臺詞都給他了 他真是莫名其妙 What'd you give him all the lines for? He's unintelligible.
盧戈西已經死了 瓦姆皮拉不會說話 Lugosi's dead and Vampira won't talk;
我總要給某個人一些臺詞 I had to give somebody the dialogue!
那不是答案 That is no answer!
關于這燈光 What about glitter?
當我在巴黎還是頭版頭條的時候 When I was a headliner in Paris,
觀眾們很喜歡我星光閃耀的樣子 audiences always liked it when I sparkled.
不 No!
-貓眼 -不 -Cat's eyes! -No!
-好吧 我還要一些觸角 -不 -Well, I'm going to need some antennae. -No!
你是銀河系的統治者 要表現出來 You're the ruler of the galaxy! Show a little taste!
看 沒有對話 他很棒吧 See? No talking. Isn't he good?
-暗示湯姆醫生 -現在 -Cue Dr Tom. -N-Now?
是的 現在慢慢出來 Yes, now. Lurk him.
要把你的臉藏起來 Be sure and keep your face covered.
是不是太棒了 貝拉還活著 Isn't it wonderful? Bela lives.
你是不是有病 Doesn't it strike you as a bit morbid?
不 你一定很喜歡這樣 No. He would've loved it.
貝拉從墳墓回來了 Bela's returned from the grave.
就像是德古拉 暗示瓦姆皮拉. Just like Dracula. Cue Vampira.
停 Cut!
我們再往下看看這是誰的墳墓 Let's go down and find out whose grave it is.
哦 我為什么總是被這些幽靈們鉤住 Oh, why do I always get hooked up with these spook details?
妖怪 墳墓 尸體 Monsters, graves, bodies!
停 印下 我們繼續 And cut! Print. We're moving on.
-太完美了 -完美 伍德先生... -That was perfect. -Perfect? Mr Wood...
你到底懂不懂電影藝術 do you know anything about the art of film production?
好吧 我是這么想的 Well, I like to think so.
那墓碑上的牌倒了 That cardboard headstone tipped over.
這個墓地明顯是假的 This graveyard is obviously phoney.
沒有人會注意它 Nobody will ever notice that.
拍電影不是拍這些小細節 這是部大制作 Filmmaking is not about the tiny details. It's about the big picture.
大制作 The big picture?
是的 Yes.
那警察是白天到的 How about when the policemen arrived in daylight,
但現在是晚上怎么回事 but now it's suddenly night?
你懂些什么 What do you know?
你沒有聽說過懸而未決的懷疑嗎 Haven't you heard of suspension of disbelief?
尊敬的 我來了 Reverend, I'm here.
-噢 -他是誰 -Oh. -Who is he?
這是我們唱詩班的導演 This is our choir director.
他來拍小英雄的戲 He's gonna play the young hero.
你們瘋了嗎 我才是導演 Are you people insane? I'm the director!
這里所有都由我下決定 I make the casting decisions around here!
我認為這是團隊的共同努力 I thought this was a group effort.
不 No!
不 No?
我快被他們逼瘋了 They're driving me crazy!
這些洗禮者太愚蠢了 愚蠢 愚蠢 These Baptists are... stupid, stupid, stupid!
好 我要冷靜下來 Okay. I gotta calm down.
要冷靜下來 Gotta calm down.
冷靜下來 Gotta calm down.
深呼吸 Take a deep breath.
放松 Relax.
好了 大伙們 All right, everybody.
我們現在開拍第112場景 Let's get set up for scene 112.
把地窖布景留下 讓托爾準備好 Move the crypt stage left, and let's get Tor's make-up effect ready.
伍德先生 Mr Wood!
-你認為你在做什么 -我在導演 -What do you think you're doing? -I'm directing.
不能這樣 Not like that you're not!
把這些搬走 Remove that get-up immediately!
主也為你羞恥 You shame our Lord.
那就這樣 我受不了了 That's it! I can't take it!
帶我到最近的酒館 快 Take me to the nearest bar, and make it snappy!
皇家威斯忌 Imperial Whisky.
噢 天啊 Oh, my gosh.
奧森·韋爾斯 Orson Welles.
-對不起 先生 -什么事 -Excuse me, sir? -Yes?
嗯... 我是一名年輕的制片人 Um... Well, I'm a young filmmakerand
也是你的影迷 a real big fan.
我... 我一直很想遇見你 l... I just wanted to meet you.
我很榮幸 我是奧森·韋爾斯 My pleasure. I'm Orson Welles.
我是 嗯 小埃德華·D·伍德 I'm, uh, Edward D. Wood, Jr.
你在做什么 What you working on?
在為堂吉訶德的第三階段籌集資金 Well, the financing just fell through for the third time on Don Quixote.
你知道 我真不敢相信 You know, I can't believe it.
那同樣也是我的問題 That sounds just exactly like my problems.
這些有錢人都很可惡 It's the damn money men.
他們從分不清孰優孰劣 They never know who's a windbag and who's got the goods.
他們倒認為他們是導演 Then they all think they're directors.
那就是事實 Ain't that the truth?
你知道嗎我的制片商竟然要剪輯我的電影 Do you know that I've even had producers re-cut my movies?
我討厭那種事 I hate when that happens.
他們還總是試圖要把他們一幫人安排進去演戲 And they're always trying to cast their buddies.
如果他們真的適合角色也就算了 It doesn't even matter if they're right for the part.
和我說說 我要在環球拍一部驚悚片... Tell me about it. I'm supposed to do a thriller at Universal...
但他們要查爾頓·赫斯頓 but they want Charlton Heston
來演一個墨西哥人 to play a Mexican.
啊 韋爾斯先生 你覺得這值得嗎 Ah, Mr Welles. Is it all worth it?
電影開拍了就值得了 It is when it works.
你知道 我自己完全掌控的 You know, the one film of mine
一部片子《凱恩》 where I had total control, Kane?
電影公司很討厭它... The studio hated it...
他們根本沒想到會成功 but they didn't get to touch a frame.
-埃德 -什么 -Ed. -Yes?
電影值得你為它奮斗 Visions are worth fighting for.
為什么不在你一生中拍一個人的夢想呢 Why spend your life making someone else's dreams?
謝謝... 奧森 Thank you... Orson.
-雷諾茲先生 -是的 -Mr Reynolds. -Yes.
還是要像我想的那樣完成這部電影... We are gonna finish this picture just the way I want it...
因為藝術家的夢想不容與你妥協 because you cannot compromise an artist's vision.
但這是我們的錢 But it's our money.
你可以捆包就走... And you're gonna make a bundle...
但你閉嘴 按照我的做 也可以留下 but only if you shut up and let me do things my way.
好了 伙計們 各就各位 All right, gang. Actors in positions.
我們完成這部電影 Let's finish this picture.
開始 Action.
去幫幫他好嗎 繼續拍 Wanna give him a hand? Keep rolling.
現在不同了 Now that's an alien.
開始 Action.
-你們在執行什么計劃 -第九方案 -What plan will you follow now? -Plan 9.
第九方案 啊 是的 Plan 9? Ah, yes.
第九方案是讓那些死人復蘇 Plan 9 deals with the resurrection of the dead.
遠程電極插中剛死不久的人的... Long-distance electrodes shot into the pineal and pituitary glands...
的松果體和腦垂體 of the recent dead.
你知道 也許你們是正確的 You know, maybe you guys were right.
"第九方案"是個好標題 "Plan 9" is a good title.
我想要閃電 我想要那2次爆炸... I want that lightning, I want those two explosions...
-我要拍更多的軍事電影 -好的 -And I've got to have more shots of the military! -Right.
停 And cut.
好了 朋友們 準備第32場景 All right, friends. Prepare for scene 32.
-伍德先生 -什么事 -M-Mr. Wood? -Yeah?
駕駛員座艙在哪 Where's the cockpit set?
你站在里面 放好 You're standing in it. Places!
但是如果我們繼續這場轟炸 But what if we develop this solenite bomb?
我們的國家也將更強大 Then we'd be a stronger nation too.
"更強大"你看到了嗎 "Stronger." You see?
你看到了嗎 你們這些愚蠢的思想 You see? Your stupid minds.
愚蠢 愚蠢 Stupid. Stupid!
-那時我要對你說的 -喔 -That's all I'm gonna take outta you! -Oh!
停 Cut!
開始 Action.
你們好 我的朋友們 Greetings, my friend.
我們對未來都很好奇... We are all interested in the future...
因為我們的余生要在那里度過 for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives.
請記住 我的朋友們 And remember, my friend:
像這些未來的事物會在將來影響你們 Future events such as these will effect you in the future.
... 停 And... cut!
完成 That's a wrap.
噢 Oh!
我抬不起來 粘住了 I can't get it up. It's stuck.
埃迪 你的首映 要晚了 Eddie, you're gonna be late for your own premiere.
好吧 那算了 All right, forget it.
女士們先生們 Ladies and gentlemen.
你們要看的是一部杰出的動作電影 You are about to see an extraordinary motion picture.
但在開始之前 But before it begins,
我想我們應該向一個人致敬... I think we should all give a hand to the man...
沒有他就沒有今晚 without whom we wouldn't be here tonight.
埃迪 答謝吧 Eddie, take a bow!
謝謝大家 Thank you.
我只想說這部電影... I just wanna say that this film...
是為了紀念貝拉 is for Bela.
他妻子的慘痛的死... The grief of his wife's death...
變的越來越痛苦 became greater and greater agony.
他們曾經生活在一起的家... The home they had so long shared together...
變成了一個墳墓... became a tomb...
她在世時的甜蜜回憶 a sweet memory of her joyous living.
他曾經看過的天空... The sky to which he had once looked...
全被她死去的身影所遮蓋 was now only a covering for her dead body.
那曾經美麗的鮮花... The ever-beautiful flowers she had planted...
是她親手栽培... with her own hands...
也就像她臉頰失去的紅潤 became nothing more than the lost roses of her cheeks.
被這些痛苦困擾著... Confused by his great loss...
這個老人離開了那個屋子... the old man left that home...
再也不回來了 never to return again.
就是這個 This is the one.
就是這個我將永遠記住 This is the one I'll be remembered for.
哦 親愛的 我太為你高心了 Aw, gee, honey, I'm so happy for ya!
對了 我們結婚吧 Say, let's get married.
-什么 -就現在 我們去維加斯 -Huh? -Right now. Let's go to Vegas.
但是 埃迪 現在正在下大雨 But, Eddie, it's pouring,
我們車頂棚也壞了 and the car top is stuck.
沒關系 只有五個小時的路程... Phooey! It's only a five-hour drive...
而且到了沙漠我們也許要停下 and it'll probably stop by the time we get to the desert.
小傻瓜 在轉角處我們就停下 走吧 Heck, it'll probably stop by the time we get around the corner. Let's go.
噢 Oh!
好萊塢
小埃德華·D·伍德一直在好萊塢奮斗著
但是沒有取得大的成功
后期沉溺于酒精和妖怪 色情電影
他于1978年去世 享年54歲
兩年后 埃德被評選為
"有史以來最差的導演"
帶來全世界的歡呼
同時也產生了他的新一代的影迷
凱茜·伍德嫁給埃德
20年間起起伏伏 始終忠心于他
在他死后 她沒有再嫁
貝拉·盧戈西沒有從墳墓中站起來
但是他出演過103部電影
名氣越來越大了
今天 他的電影專輯銷量
遠超鮑里斯·卡洛夫
巴尼·布雷克里奇 盡管說過多次
但從來沒有真的做變性手術
他目前居住于新澤西
德洛麗絲·富勒在離開埃德后
開始了她成功的作曲生涯
她的作品包括為
埃爾維斯·普雷斯利(譯注 貓王)
譜寫的
"Rock-A-Hula Baby"
和"Do the Clam"
托爾·約翰森在大量"B"類電影中出現
后來他因萬圣節面具的暢銷而聞名
他死于1971年
瓦姆皮拉從娛樂業退休
銷售手工藝珠寶飾品
在80年代 她起訴埃爾維拉效仿她的手段
但是訴訟失敗
保羅·馬爾科和康拉德·布魯克斯
仍然是好萊塢熒幕上的人物
保羅創辦了"保羅·馬爾科影迷俱樂部"
并自任主席
《紐約時報》最近將康拉德評為
"最差電影中的吉爾古德"
(譯注 吉爾古德--英國古典戲劇演員
演出莎翁悲劇《哈姆雷特》中的王子而知名
20 30年代聞名于英美)
湯姆·梅森醫生 后來的脊椎指壓治療師
在另一部埃德·伍德電影中出演角色
片名是《盜尸人之夜》
這一次 埃德讓他露了臉
克里斯韋爾繼續著他的胡編亂造的預言
經常作為嘉賓出現在"今晚放映"節目中
他于1982年離世
劇終攝于美國好萊塢