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你们好 我的朋友们 Greetings, my friend.
你们对这些未知的... You are interested in the unknown...
神秘兮兮又解释不了的东西很感兴趣吧 the mysterious, the unexplainable.
那就是你要来这的原因了 That is why you are here.
从现在开始 第一次... And now, for the first time...
我要把发生的事情完完整整的告诉你 we are bringing you the full story of what happened.
我要把那个可怜的... We are giving you all the evidence...
幸免于难的人的... based only on the secret testimony of the miserable souls...
秘密陈述全告诉你 who survived this terrifying ordeal.
事件 地点... The incidents, places...
我的朋友 我们不能再保守住这个秘密了 My friend, we cannot keep this a secret any longer.
你能承受住这个骇人听闻的事实吗... Can your heart stand the shocking facts...
关于这个真实的故事... of the true story...
关于小埃德华·D·伍德 of Edward D. Wood, Jr.?
导演 蒂姆·伯顿
主演 约翰尼·德普
片名 埃德·伍德
现在已经8:15了 我们要开幕了 It's 8: 15. We can't hold the curtain any longer.
天哪 我该和演员们说些什么 Cripes, what am I gonna tell the cast?
今晚压力很大 但现在什么都没做 It's press night and there's no press!
-你相信鬼吗 -不 汤米 -Do you believe in ghosts? -Nah, Tommy.
那只是吓小孩子的故事 That's just kiddie spook stories.
一旦死了 就是永远死了 Once you're dead, you stay dead.
我不知道 比尔 I don't know, Bill.
今天在阵地上 Out on that battlefield today,
我看见了一个穿白衣服的女人... I saw this woman dressed in white...
在沙丘上漂浮着 floating above the dunes.
也许 那就象征着疲惫的军役生活 Maybe it was just fatigue
也许那是对这场战争的侮辱 or maybe it's the indignities of war.
也或许它意味着其它什么 Or maybe it's somethin'else.
嘿 我想我看到些什么了 Hey, I think I see somethin'.
我要给你们人类这只和平鸽... I offer you mortals the bird of peace...
所以你们可以改变计划... so that you may change your ways...
然后结束这场毁灭性的战争 and end this destruction.
多棒的演出 每个人都被震撼了 What a show! Everyone was terrific.
保罗 事实上 Paul,
你的第二场演出我感到十分满意 your second act monologue actually gave me the chills.
噢 谢谢 埃迪 Oh, thanks, Eddie.
我有最新消息 看这篇报道 I got the early edition, hot off the presses!
这是一个伟大的时刻 This is the big moment.
她甚至不懂穿着 She didn't even show.
派个男孩子去给她洗衣服吧 Sent her copy boy to do the dirty work.
你胡说八道 克罗莱小姐 Sc-rew you, Miss Crowley.
我是不是真的有一张马脸? Do I really have a face like a horse?
"卖弄"到底是什么意思 What does "ostentatious" mean?
嘿 那也不坏 Hey, it's not that bad.
你不要去注意那些无关紧要的事情 You can't concentrate on the negative.
看 他还在这说了些很有意思的事 Look, he's got some nice things to say here.
"军人"这出戏的服装非常完美 "The soldiers" costumes are very realistic."
那才是令人激动的 That's positive!
-简直瞎说 -好拉 -Rave of the century. -Well,
我已经看到些很多不好的评论了 I've seen a lot worse reviews.
有些评论根本就没有提到服装 I've seen reviews where they didn't even mention the costumes.
像上次那出戏 倔强的弗朗西斯 Like that last Francis the Mule picture.
给大家的印象太糟了 It got terrible notices.
-那次打击真大 -总有出路的 -Huge hit! -Lines around the block.
对 不要太把它当回事 That's right. Don't take it too seriously.
我们在做一项伟大的事情 We're all doing great work.
-你真的这么认为吗? -当然 -Do you really think so? -Absolutely.
如果我不能成功该怎么办 What if I just don't got it?
Ed 那只是一篇报导 Ed, it was only one review.
奥森·韦尔斯完成《公民凯恩》时才26岁 Orson Welles was only 26 when he made Citizen Kane.
我已经30岁了 I'm already 30.
埃德 你还年轻呢 Ed, you're still young.
现在正是你大展拳脚的时候 This is the time in your life when you're supposed to be struggling.
我知道 但是我怕情况再不会更好了 I know. But I'm scared it's not going to get any better than this.
噢 我讨厌这么早就醒了 Oh, I hate having to wake up this early.
糟了 我的粉红色羊毛杉呢 Gosh, where's my pink sweater?
我似乎再也找不到我的衣服了 I can never seem to find my clothes any more.
嘿 你 快滚去 Hey, big shot! Get off your ass and
把这个送到行政楼 get this over to the executive building.
好的 克拉维兹先生 Sure thing, Mr Kravitz.
嘿 查理 你过来 Hey, Charlie, come here.
我是怎么跟你说的 What did I tell ya about watering these plants,
我说要给它们浇水 eh? I want some water on 'em!
不要就这么撒上去 要浸透它们 Don't sprinkle the damn things! Soak 'em!
你好 Hi.
大伙加油干 All right, people, settle. And... action!
噢 看这些骆驼 Wow! Look at these camels!
这些可是真正的骆驼 These are real camels!
他们是从哪搞到这些骆驼的 Gosh, where'd they get real camels?
嘿 你 Hey, you!
把它放到那去 Move it outta here, huh?
嘿 埃迪 过来 Hey, Eddie! Come in here.
我有一样好东西要给你看 I got some great new stuff to show you.
这太妙了 你准备怎么处理它 This is fantastic. What are you gonna do with it?
也许扔了它再也看不到它 Probably file it away and never see it again.
啊 那太可惜了 Ah, it's such a waste.
为什么 就算仅有一半机会 Why, if I had half the chance,
我也能把这段库存胶片制作成一部完整的电影 I could make an entire movie using this stock footage.
这个故事的开局就是以这场神秘的爆炸开始的 The story opens on these mysterious explosions.
没有人知道是什么原因 Nobody knows what's causing them,
但它使那些野牛不舒服 but it's upsetting all the buffalo.
所以这些军用设施被用来解决这些神秘的东西 So the military are called in solve the mystery.
你忘了章鱼 You forgot the octopus.
不 不 我正要说它呢 这正是高潮 No, no. I'm saving that for my big underwater climax.
他们说那女孩被那个男人骗了 They say he was a girl trapped in a man's body.
-这件事了断后她一定很痛心 -啊 -I bet it hurt when they cut his thing off. -Ugh!
女士们 你们在聊些什么 What are you ladies gabbin' about?
你知道克里斯廷·乔真森是很古怪一个人 You know that Christine Jorgensen freak?
他... 她... 不一样的人 He... She... It's in Variety.
有个制片在做名人传记 Some producer's makin' a biopic.
是吗 我看看 Really? I didn't read that story.
是的 我让埃德华·伍德先生接电话 Yes, I've got Mr Edward Wood on the line.
你能不挂吗 Could you please hold?
怀斯先生 我是埃德·伍德 Mr Weiss? Ed Wood here.
听着 我听说了你有这样一个计划 Listen, I heard about your new project
我很好奇你是否要定一个导演 and I was curious if you'd signed a director yet.
哦 没有吧你 Oh, you haven't!
好 如果我们能合作的话 Well, if we could get together,
我可以向你解释一下... I could explain to you...
为什么在这个小镇 why I'm more qualified to
我是最适合担任导演一职的人选 direct this than anyone else in town.
我想不用在电话讲这事吧 Well, I'd rather not go into that over the phone.
好 太棒了 All right. Great!
再见 I'll see you then. Bye!
埃迪 我不明白 Eddie, I don't understand.
为什么你是最适合做 Why are you the most qualified director
《克里斯廷·乔真森》的导演 for the Christine Jorgensen story?
噢 很简单 不管怎样我先要跨进这扇门 Oh, it's just hogwash, hon. I had to get into the door somehow.
不不不 那是谎言 No, no, no. No, no, no. That's a falsehood!
请进 Come in!
听着 我是说你能拥有西区地盘 Look, when I said you could have the western territories,
但我没说是所有11个州 I didn't mean all 11 states!
我意思是加利福尼亚 I meant California,
俄勒冈 还有在最上面的是什么 Oregon, and what's that one on top?
华盛顿 对了 Washington, yeah, yeah!
华... 哦 真的吗 W... Oh, really?
哦 去你的 Well, screw you!
我能把帮你吗 Hi. Can I help you?
是的 我是埃德·伍德 Yes. I'm Ed Wood.
我是来导演克里斯廷·乔真森这部戏的 I'm here about directing the Christine Jorgensen picture.
不是克里斯廷·乔真森这部电影了 It ain't gonna be the Christine Jorgensen story no more.
该死的故事总是翻花样 我又没有权利 Goddam Variety had to print the story before I got the rights.
那女人又在叫上帝了 Now that bitch is asking for the sky.
啊 你们不准备拍电影了 Ah, you're not gonna make the movie.
不 当然要拍的 No, of course
我预先已经卖了 阿拉巴马和俄克拉荷马 I'm gonna make the picture. I already presold Alabama and Oklahoma.
那些受压迫的俄克拉荷马州民 Those repressed Okies,
还在干那歪曲的 不正当的事情 they go for that twisted, perverted stuff.
没有他我们也能做 我们要把它编成小说 We'll just do it without the she-male. We'll fictionalize it.
有剧本吗 Is there a script?
妈的没有 但是有个海报 Fuck no. But, there's a poster.
它将在9周后在塔尔萨首映 It opens in nine weeks in Tulsa.
好吧 怀斯先生 Well, Mr Weiss,
你也别多考虑了 我替你干 look no further. I'm your man.
我工作又快 又能处理得当 I work fast and I'm a deal.
我能写又能导演 我是最棒的 I write and direct. And I'm good.
在好莱坞我已经有一部作品了 I just did a play in Hollywood and
维克多·克罗莱先生他高度赞扬了它 Victor Crowley himself praised its realism.
这个小镇500个家伙都会说这句话 There's about 500 guys in this town that can say the same thing.
在电话里你说你有些特殊的才能 On the phone you said you had some special qualifications?
怀斯先生... Mr Weiss...
我从来没有告诉任何人... I have never told anyone...
我想和你说 what I'm about to tell you.
但是 我确实想要这份工作 But I really want this job.
我喜欢穿女人的衣服 I like to dress in women's clothing.
你是同性恋吗 You're a fruit?
不 不是这样的 No, not at all.
我爱女人 I love women.
穿她们的衣服让我感觉更靠近她们 Wearing their clothes makes me feel closer to them.
你不是同性恋 You're not a fruit.
不 我确实是百分百的男人 No, I'm all man.
我甚至参加过摔跤比赛 I even fought in W.W. Two.
是的 在我外套下穿的是女性内衣 Of course, I was wearing women's undergarments under my uniform.
你在跟我开玩笑 Ya got to be kidding me.
再告诉你 我甚至穿着胸罩和内裤 Confidentially, I even paratrooped wearing a brassiere and panties.
我要说 我不怕被谋杀 I tell ya, I wasn't scared of being killed,
但我恐惧受伤 but I was terrified of getting wounded...
我也怕医生发现我的秘密 and having the medics discover my secret.
所以这就是你认为 So you think this qualifies
你能胜任导演一职的地方 you to make my movie?
是的 Yes!
我知道要守住这样一个秘密不容易... I know what it's like to live with a secret...
还要担心人们是怎么想你的 and worry about what people are gonna think of ya.
我的女朋友她仍旧 My girlfriend still
不知道为什么她的衣服总是变大 doesn't know why her sweaters are always stretched out.
埃德 你是个好小伙子 Ed, you seem like a nice kid.
你还是另谋高就吧 Look around you.
我不会雇佣一个只会讲故事的导演 I don't hire directors with burning desires to tell their stories.
我们就像《锁链女孩》那样制作电影 I make movies like Chained Girls.
我需要一个有经验的导演 I need someone with experience
能在4天就搞定一部电影 然后还能赚钱 who can shoot a film in four days and make me a profit.
我很抱歉 事实就是这样 I'm sorry. That's all that matters.
我还能帮你什么吗 年轻人? Can I get you anything else, kid?
太紧了 我手都弯不起来了 Too constrictive! I can't even fold my arms.
哦 卢戈西先生 Gee, Mr Lugosi,
我们从来没碰到过这样的问题 I've never had any complaints.
我从来没有碰到过这么不舒服的棺材 This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in.
这是假冒货 你们简直是浪费我的时间 Your selection is quite shoddy. You're wasting my time!
卢戈西先生 Mr Lugosi?
我已经告诉你们了 I told you I don't want
我不要你们那该死的棺材 anyof your goddam coffins!
不 不 我不是在这工作的 No, no! I don't work here.
那你是谁 你想干吗 Then who are you? What do you want?
我什么也不想 I don't want anything.
我是你的死忠影迷 I'm just a really big, big fan.
我看过你所有的电影 I've seen all your movies.
卢戈西先生 你为什么要买棺材 Mr Lugosi, why are you buying a coffin?
我快要死了 I'm planning on dying soon.
不 是的 我要登上另一辆车 No! Yes! I'm embarking on another bus and
去为电影《德古拉》做巡回宣传 truck tour of Dracula.
如果可能的话 10天12个城市 Twelve cities in ten days,if that's conceivable.
你知道吗 我1938年在波基普西市 Do you know that I saw you perform Dracula
看过你扮演的德古拉 in Poughkeepsie in 1938?
那是部糟糕的作品 That was a terrible production.
伦菲尔德是个酒鬼 Renfield was a drunk!
我觉得它很棒 I thought it was great.
你知道吗 你现实生活中 You know, you're much scarier in real life
要比电影中亲切的多 than you are in the movie.
谢谢 Thank you.
我曾经守在外面等着你的亲笔签名 I even waited outside to get your autograph,
但你一直不出来 but you never came out.
好吧 我道歉 Well, I apologize.
我在演德古拉这个吸血鬼的时候 When I play Dracula,
我只要装发呆就可以了 I put myself into a trance.
但要恢复过来需要很长段时间 It takes me much time to reemerge.
哦 那是我的车 Oh, there's my bus. Shit,
我的信用卡呢 where is my transfer?
嘿 你没有车吗 Say, don't you have a car?
在这个地方我拒绝驾驶 I refuse to drive in this country.
太多疯狂的人了 Too many madmen.
我有车 I've got a car.
啊 卢戈西先生 你的人生一定很精彩 Boy, Mr Lugosi, you must lead such an exciting life.
你下一部影片什么时候完成 When is your next picture coming out?
我不再拍电影了 I have no next picture.
开玩笑 You gotta be jokin'.
像你这样的大明星 A great star like you,
一定有一堆的电影等着你 you must have dozens of'em lined up.
以前是这样 是的 Back in the old days, yes.
但现在 没有人理会我 But now, no one gives two fucks for Bela.
-但你还是个大明星 -不再是了 -But you're a big star. -No more.
我已经4年不工作了 I haven't worked in four years.
这个工作 这个城镇都令你作呕 This business, this town, it chews you up, then spits you out.
我只是个没用的人 右转 I'm just an ex-bogeyman. Make a right.
他们不再需要恐怖片了 They don't want the classic horror films any more.
现在 都是些虫子 Today, it's all giant bugs.
大型蜘蛛 大型蝗虫 Giant spiders, giant grasshoppers.
谁会相信这些废话 Who would believe such nonsense?
那些老片其实更恐怖一些 The old ones were much spookier
有城堡和满月 they had castles and full moons.
那是虚构的 They were mythic.
-那些都很诗意 -是的 -They had a poetry to them. -Yes.
你还知道其它的吗 女人... And you know what else? The women...
女人们喜欢传统的妖怪 The women prefer the traditional monsters.
女人 是啊 The women. Huh.
真正的恐怖 它既能令人们感到厌恶 The pure horror, it both repels
又同时能吸引他们 and attracts them.
因为在他们无意识状态下... Because in their collective unconsciousness...
对于分娩 他们感到极大的痛苦 they have the agony of childbirth.
血...血是恐怖的 The blood...The blood is horror.
你知道 我从没听说过这些 You know,I never thought of that.
记住我的话 Take my word for it.
如果你想带位年轻的女士试试看的话... If you want to make outwith a young lady...
带她去看《德古拉》 you take her to see Dracula.
哦 真糟糕 Eh, what a mess.
到上个月 我的妻子已经离开我20年了 My wife of 20 years left me last month.
我实在不善于管理家务 I'm not much of a housekeeper.
好拉 我来了 All right, I'm coming.
亲爱的 给你喂东西 I'll feed you, my darlings.
我想我要走了 I'd better get going.
也许什么时候我们还能碰面 卢戈西先生 But perhaps we could get together again some time, Mr Lugosi.
当然 Certainly.
但现在 孩子们在叫我呢 But now, the children of the night are calling me.
哦... Uh...
-平安 -平安 -Good day -Good day
甜心 你一定不相信 我有惊人的消息 Sweetie, you won't believe it. I've got incredible news.
你得到那工作了 You got the job!
不 没有 No, I didn't get the job.
但发生了一件更好的事情 But something better happened.
比没有得到工作好 Better than not getting the job.
是的 我遇上了一个电影明星 Yes! I met a movie star.
是个大明星 Somebody really big.
谁 罗伯特·泰勒 Who? Robert Taylor?
不 是一个恐怖电影明星 No. A horror movie star.
-鲍里斯·卡洛夫 -接近了 -Boris Karloff? -Close.
另一个 The other one.
你遇见的是...巴西尔·拉斯波恩 You met...Basil Rathbone!
噢 真笨 是贝拉·卢戈西 Oh, to heck with you.I met Bela Lugosi.
是吗 我以为他死了 Why, I thought he was dead.
不 他活的好好的 No, he's very much alive.
好吧... Well...
他是那种 sort of.
虽然老 脆弱 He's old and frail,
但他依旧是 贝拉·卢戈西 but he's still Bela Lugosi and
他还是那么棒 he's really nice.
我已经记不起 I can't even remember
最后一次在什么电影中见到他了 the last time I saw him in a picture.
真遗憾 It's a shame.
他是一个非常伟大的演员 He's such a great actor and
但没有人再用他了 no one uses him any more.
那 你有他的亲笔签名吗 So, did you get his autograph?
不 事情不是你想象的那样 No, it wasn't like that at all.
当时只有我们2个在谈话 It was just the two of us and we were talking.
他待我就像待朋友一样 He treated me like a friend.
-他现在只是个废人 -不 他不是 -Yeah, well, he's a bum. -No, he's not.
你知道他为这个电影公司赚了多少钱吗 Do you have any idea how much money he made for this studio?
《德古拉》 《黑猫》 《乌鸦》 Dracula, The Black Cat,The Raven.
是吗 但他现在在吸毒他不能胜任工作了 Yeah? Well, now he's a junkie.He don't deserve to work.
那不是真的 That is not true!
他很伟大 那你聘请他吧 He's so great, you hire him.
是的 只要我能 就一定会这么做 Yeah, well, I would if I could.
骗骗他 Trick or treat!
这房子看上去像有很多小朋友 The house looks like they have lots of kids.
噢 看那眼睛他让我心惊肉跳 Ooh, those eyes. He gives me the willies.
噢 我讨厌她打断了这一幕 Uh, I hate it when she interrupts the picture.
她没有表现出应有的尊敬 She doesn't show 'em the proper respect.
我想她是个好女人 I think she's a honey.
看她说些什么 Look at those jugs.
在饭店他让我站起来 But he stood me up at the restaurant.
我想我不应该选择肉排 I guess I shouldn't have picked a steak house.
然后我离开了狼人 啊 And then I went out with the Wolf Man. Ugh!
这是个怎样的夜晚啊 What an evening.
我不知道我是否该和他接吻道别... I didn't know whether to kiss him good night...
瓦姆皮拉... Vampira...
我召唤你过来 you will come under my spell.
你将被我的爱俘虏 You will be my slave of love.
天哪 贝拉 你是怎么做的 My gosh, Bela! How do you do that?
你一定是匈牙利人 And you must be Hungarian.
瓦姆皮拉 看着我 Vampira, look at me.
看着我的眼睛 Look into my eyes.
你在看我们的万圣节电影 You're watching our Halloween movie,
《白色恶魔》... White Zombie...
主演 贝拉·卢戈西 starring Bela Lugosi,
约翰·哈伦 梅奇·贝拉米... John Harron, Madge Bellamy...
还有很多我不知道的人 and a bunch of other people I've never heard of.
我太累了 I'm very tired.
我需要吃药 I need to take my medicine.
-我帮你拿好吗 -不用 -Do you want me to get it for you? -No.
谢谢你 埃迪 我会好的 Thank you, Eddie.I'll be all right.
哦 妈的 Oh, shit.
我感到好多了 I feel much better!
孩子们 我爱你们 Children! I love children!
我们来恶作剧 Trick or treat!
你不怕吗 孩子 Aren't you scared, little boy?
我要来吸你的血 I'm going to drink your blood.
你不是真的吸血鬼 You're not a real vampire.
那些牙齿吓不倒我 Those teeth don't frighten me.
那这些呢 How about these?
嘿 你是怎么做的 Hey, how'd you do that?
假牙打仗时我把牙齿掉了 Dentures.Lost my pearlies in the war.
好吧 又是什么重要的事情 So, what was the important news
你没有在电话上和我说 you couldn't tell me on the phone, again?
我在开始考虑你说的 I started thinking about what you were saying
关于你的电影需要赢利 about how your movies need to make a profit.
是这样的 如果你把这个... What is the one thing, if you
放进电影里 一定会成功 put it in a movie, it'll be successful?
乳房 Tits.
不 要比那好 是明星 No, better than that. A star.
孩子 你把我搞糊涂了 Kid, you must have me confused with David Selznick.
我不是拍电影了 我在打赌 I don't make major motion pictures; I make crap.
是的 如果你打这个赌 Yes! But if you take that crap and
用这个明星 你一定会有所收获的 put a star in it, then you've got something.
对 拿这个明星打赌一定输 Yeah. Crap with a star.
不 会好的 No, something better!
还有感人的事情 Something impressive.
也许是你从未有过的摇钱树 Maybe the biggest money-maker you've ever had.
你也许是对的 但那不管用 You may be right, but it doesn't frickin' matter.
我请不起明星 那我们还谈什么 I can't afford a star, so what are we even talkin' about?
好吧 如果我告诉你 All right. What if I told you
只需花1000美金 you could have a star for $1,000?
谁 Who?
-卢戈西 -是的 卢戈西 -Lugosi? -Yes! Lugosi!
他还没死吗 Isn't he dead?
不 他没死 他住在巴尔德温山庄 No, he's not dead. He lives in Baldwin Hills.
我最近遇到过他 他非常想演这部戏 I met him recently and he really wants to be in our movie.
为什么卢戈西 想演个变性家伙 Why would Lugosi want to do a sex change flick?
因为他是我的朋友 Because he's my friend!
好吧 很好 就用你了 All right, fine! You can direct it.
三天内把剧本搞定 I want a script in three days.
下个星期一我们就开拍 We start shooting a week from Monday.
怀斯 太谢谢你了 Mr Weiss, thank you so much.
你不会遗憾的 我不会让你失望的 You won't regret it. I won't let you down.
但是巴尼 你是最能胜任这份工作的 But Bunny, you're perfect for this job.
你知道这些人的 You know these people.
我需要所有的换性者和我能搞到的异性装 I need all the transsexuals and transvestites I can get.
不 我不管他们是不是演员 No, I don't care if they're not actors.
我要真实的 I want realism!
我要这部电影告诉大家真实的事情 I want this film to tell the truth.
进来 Coming!
这一生我一直在等这部作品 I've waited all my life for this shot,
我不会白白浪费的 and I'm not gonna blow it.
埃迪 你为我找到了 Eddie, you got a
-一部新电影 是吗 -是的 -new movie for me, eh? -Yes!
这是一部伟大的电影 It's gonna be a great picture and
你会喜欢你的角色的 坐 坐 you'll love your character. Have a seat.
听着 巴尼 贝拉在这 我要挂了 Listen, Bunny? Bela's here. I gotta go.
听着 找些人 到那些酒吧间看看 Listen, hit the bars, work some parties,
一定要搞到异性装 and get me transvestites!
我需要它 就这样 再见 I need transvestites! All right. Bye.
埃迪 这是部什么类型的电影 Eddie, what kind of a movie is this?
这是部关于人们拥有双性的电影 Well, it's about how people have two personalities:
一面是他们外在表现的 the side they show to the world,
一面是他们深藏内处的 and then the secret person they hide inside.
就像《变身怪医》 Like Jekyll and Hyde.
我一直想演《变身怪医》 I've always wanted to play Jekyll and Hyde.
我很期待这部作品 I'm looking forward to this production.
嗯 你的那部分有些不同 Well, your part's a little different.
你就像是上帝 You're like the god that
高高在上于所有其他的角色和一切 looks over all the characters and oversees everything.
我不明白 I don't understand.
你控制每个人的命运 你就像是天使 You control everyone's fate. You're like the puppetmaster.
呃 所以我才是幕后操纵者 Ah, so I pull the strings!
是的 你是幕后操纵者 Yes, you pull the strings.
"幕后操纵"我喜欢 "Pull the strings."I like that!
甜心 Honey!
我有个小惊喜给你 I got a little surprise for you.
擦干净你的手 Wipe off your hands.
-我完成了我的剧本 -噢 -I finished my script. -Oh!
埃德 我太为你骄傲了 Ed, I'm so proud of you!
我一到家就要读它 I'll read it as soon as I get home.
嗯 我很想知道你是怎么想的 Well, I'd really like to know what you think.
你为什么不去卧室先看看 我会等的 Why don't you go in the bedroom and take a look? I'll wait.
去吧 Go ahead.
抓紧时间 Take your time.
原来我的衣服在这 So that's where my sweater's been.
你这么做有多久了 How long have you been doing this?
自从我还是个孩子 Since I was a kid.
我妈妈想要个女孩 My mom wanted a girl,
所以她总把我打扮成一个小姑娘 so she used to dress me in girlie clothing.
所以这已经是习惯了 Just became a habit.
天啊 你从来没有告诉过我 Jesus Christ! And you never told me?
是的 我就想这样告诉你 Well, this is my way of telling you.
什么 就是把它拍成一部戏 What, by putting it in a fucking script
让每个人都知道 for everyone to see?
这是多么恶心的想法 What kind of sick mind operates like that?
还有这个 这个叫做巴巴拉角色... And what about this, this so-called Barbara character...
这明显就是我 that's obviously me?
这 这就是我们的生活 这简直乱套了 I mean, this is our life. It's so embarrassing!
当然就是这样的 Of course it is.
那就是你要演的角色 That's why you should play the part.
噢 你简直神经 朋友 Oh, you got nerve, buddy.
-这是个很好的角色 -那不是 -It's a darn good role. -That's not the issue!
天啊 你穿成这样 God, how can you act so casual
你还能很自然地演戏 when you're dressed like that?
这使我感到很舒服 It makes me feel comfortable.
噢 就像在剧本里一样 Oh, just like in the script.
就是这样 Exactly.
所以 你说吧 So, what do you say?
我们分手吗 Do we break up?
或者你和我一同完成这部电影 Or do you want to make the movie with me?
这让你们看上去很高 富贵 就这样 They make you tall, and you're flashy. They want that.
好的 但他们要求专业 不要娘娘腔 Okay. But they want professionalism, so nix on the Nelly...
不要失去纯真 好吗 without losing naivete, okay?
现在 好消息也许就是你被录用了 Now, the good news is you're probably going to get hired
因为你看起来像佩吉·李 because you look like Peggy Lee.
但我不希望任何其他人因此怨恨好吗 But I don't want anybody else to resent that, okay? Please?
因为每人都有角色同样有情调 'Cause there's enough for everybody, exotics too.
好的 如果你不愿意笑 All right, because if you're not going to smile,
也不要生气 你让我感到不安 please don't bother. You'll embarrass me.
这是乔治·怀斯 他是头头 This is George Weiss. He's done some very important things;
他可是个好人 he's a nice person to know.
是个至关重要的人物 An important person to know.
我认为你应该做一部变性人的电影 I thought you were gonna make a sex change film!
它仍旧是一部变性人的电影 It's still a sex change film.
是啊 结束前只有五出戏 Yeah! Five pages before it ends!
剩下的就是讲这个 The rest is about some schmuck
喜欢安哥拉羊毛衫的笨蛋 who likes angora sweaters!
我不认为他是个笨蛋 I don't think he's a schmuck.
这个标题是什么 What about this title?
我的海报上写的是《我改变了我的性》 My poster says, I Changed My Sex.
那就把海报改一改 相信我你会赚钱的 So change the poster. Trust me, you'll be better off.
这个故事能抓住观众的心 This story's gonna grab people.
是讲这家伙为这女孩疯狂 It's about this guy, he's crazy about this girl,
但他就是喜欢穿裙子 but he likes to wear dresses.
他该告诉她 不该告诉她 Should he tell her? Should he not tell her?
他挣扎着 这才是戏剧 He's torn. This is drama!
好吧 拍你的混蛋戏吧 Fine! Shoot whatever baloney you want.
记住只有七个卷轴长度 Just make sure it's seven reels long.
实验一下 Testing.
对不起 大家请听我说几句 Excuse me. Can I get everyone's attention, please?
你们能集合一下吗 Could you gather around?
我有话要说 I've got something to say.
大伙们 我们要开始一段特殊的旅程 Everybody, we're about to embark onquite a journey:
四天艰苦的工作 four days of hard work.
但是当它完成后 But when it's over,
我们就有了一部娱乐性 we'll have a picture
兼有启蒙开导的电影... that'll entertain, enlighten...
也许还能感动至上亿的观众 and maybe even move millions of people.
对不起 埃迪 Excuse me, Eddie.
我不是想打断你 我担心灯光 I don't mean to interrupt. I'm worried about the light.
很好 我们好好谈谈这3 4天的工作吧 Good thinking. All right, we'll talk about days three and four later.
我们先把第一幕拍完 Let's get that first shot off.
第17场景 格伦达看着窗户 Scene 17, Glenda looking in the window.
好... 开拍 And... action!
停停 And... cut!
把它印下来 我们继续 Print that! Let's move on!
你不想再拍一遍留作备用吗 Don't you want a second take for protection?
备用什么 那就是完美的了 继续 What's to protect? It was perfect! Come on!
嘿 警察 Hey! Cops!
我们没有执照 快跑 We don't have a permit.Run!
快 快走 Come on.Let's go.
修正的是些什么内容 What's going on with these revised pages?
卢戈西先生在这里 Mr Lugosi's here.
噢 天哪 卢戈西先生在这呢 Oh, my God! Mr Lugosi's here!
大伙们 大伙们 Everyone! Everyone!
大伙们 过来到这来 Everyone, come on. Come in here.
听着 Listen.
当他走到舞台上时就像一般人那样对待他 When he walks onto the stage, treat him normal.
我知道贝拉·卢戈西是个世界著名影星 I know Bela Lugosi's a world-famous star and
你们都很激动... you're all very excited...
但想想 我们也都是专业人员 but look, we are professionals.
所以 要尊敬他 一切都会很好的 So, just treat him with respect. Everything will be all right.
贝拉 Bela!
见到你真高兴 8点到片场 很准时 Great to see ya! 8:00 on the dot. Right on time.
-我一向很准时 -当然你是的 -I'm always on time -Of course you are.
按我们计划你今天任务很重 We've got a big day planned for you.
但首先我们开始的是金达和 But first we're gonna start out kinda easy with
你在那张舒适的扶手椅上 you in that armchair over there.
一旦你想加快节奏 Then once you're up to speed and cookin',
我们就会重新安排还要引进些试用设备 we'll reset and bring in the lab equipment.
-埃迪 -嗯 -Eddie? -Huh?
-我的工资怎么样 -嗯 噢 -What about my money? -Huh? Oh.
你们在干什么呢 快回去工作 What are you people doing? Get back to work!
好的 大伙们我们开始 All right, people. Let's get ready.
卢戈西先生 我知道你非常忙... Mr Lugosi, I know you're very busy...
但是 嗯 我能要你的签名吗 but, um, can I have your autograph?
当然 Certainly.
你知道我最喜欢你的哪部电影吗 You know which movie of yours I love,
卢戈西先生 《无形的光》 Mr Lugosi? The Invisible Ray.
你把卡洛夫的伙伴演的太棒了 You were great as Karloff's sidekick.
卡洛夫 Karloff?
伙伴 Sidekick?
去你妈的 Fuck you!
卡洛夫连闻我的X都不配 Karloff does not deserve to smell my shit!
我看那混蛋在地狱都不得超生 That limey cocksucker can rot in hell for all I care!
发生了什么事 What happened?
那混蛋竟然说起了卡洛夫 How dare that asshole bring up Karloff?
你觉得他有这个天份演弗兰肯斯坦 You think it takes talent to play Frankenstein?
那都是包装的 乱搞 It's all make-up and, and, grunting.
我同意 贝拉 我百分百同意 I agree. Bela, I agree 100%% .
其实 德古拉这个才是需要天份的角色 Now, Dracula, that's a role that requires talent.
当然 德古拉是真实存在的 Of course! Dracula requires presence.
看的见它 听得见它... It's all in the eyes and the voice...
-还摸得到 -对对 -And the hand. -That's right. That's right.
你看上去有些激动 You seem a little agitated.
你想出去走走呼吸点新鲜空气吗 You wanna go outside and get some air?
胡说 我已经准备好了 开拍 Bullshit! I'm ready now. Roll the camera!
我们开始了 We're rolling.
声音 速度 Sound. Speed.
第97场 就这幕 准备 Scene 97, take one. Mark.
开始 Action.
小心 Beware.
小心那个大绿龙 Beware of the big, green dragon...
它就站在你的门阶上 that sits on your doorstep.
他吃小孩... He eats little boys...
小狗尾巴... puppy dog tails...
还有大蜗牛 and big, fat snails.
小心 Beware.
小心 Take care.
小心 Beware.
等等 Wait!
幕后操纵 幕后操纵 Pull the string! Pull the string!
停 Cut.
太完美了 Perfect.
乔治 我太骄傲了 But Georgie, I'm proud.
我写剧本 导演还做主演... I wrote, directed and starred in it...
就像奥森·韦尔斯的《公民凯恩》 just like Orson Welles did in Citizen Kane.
是 是的 Yeah, well,
奥森·韦尔斯没有穿羊毛衫 是吧 Orson Welles didn't wear angora sweaters, did he?
你怎么做到在人们面前 How can you just walk around
像这样走来走去 like that in front of all these people?
哦 呵 别人都没有 Well, hon, nobody's bothered
就你在烦 看看吧 but you. Look around.
埃德 这不是真实的世界 Ed, this isn't the real world!
你周围都是些古怪的人 You've surrounded yourself with a bunch of weirdos.
噢 你再叫大声点吧 Oh, say it a little louder.
我不认为贝拉能听见你 I don't think Bela heard you.
德洛丽丝 Dolores.
我需要你的帮助 I need your help.
我现在一头雾水 My mind's in a muddle, like in a thick fog.
我想我能停止不穿这些 I thought I could stop wearing these things.
我尝试过真的 我尝试过 I tried. Honestly, I tried.
格兰 Glen.
我还是没有完全明白... I don't fully understand...
但我们在一起也许我们能解决这个问题 but maybe together we can work this out.
音乐达到高潮 停 Music swells. Cut and print!
是个外套 It's a wrap.
你好 我是来找费尔德曼先生 How do you do? I'm here to see Mr Feldman.
你叫什么名字 What's your name?
小埃德华·D·伍德 Edward D. Wood, Jr.
他在行政楼 He's in the executive building.
你可以把车停在租用地方 You can park in the reserved section.
非常感谢 Thanks very much.
-请坐 -谢谢 -Please, sit down. -Thanks.
你给我带的是什么 So, what are you bringing me?
看上去好象是电影胶片 Looks like you got some film cans.
是的 有些人带的是履历 Well, some people bring their resumes.
而我带的是我自己的电影 I've brought my own movie.
真的 太棒了你 Really? Well, good for you.
我刚拍完这个银幕经典 I just shot this baby for Screen Classics.
它将在下个星期公映 It opens next week.
银幕经典 不 我不知道这个 Screen Classics? No, I don't know them.
你应该知道这些事 There's something you should know.
在这个小镇没有人看过 Nobody in town has seen this picture,
我现在让你第一个能知晓我的天才 so I'm giving you first crack at my talents.
谢谢 Thank you.
我急切的想看看 And I'm anxious to see it.
那你接下来准备做什么 So, what's up next for you?
我不想你认为它太小 I don't believe in thinking small,
所以我把整部完工的作品都带来给你 so I've got a whole slate of pictures for you.
准备好了吗 好了 You ready? Okay.
"吸血鬼的坟墓" "The Vampire's Tomb."
"西行的盗尸者" "The Ghoul Goes West."
和... And...
"阿库拉博士" "Doctor Acula."
阿库拉博士 我不明白 Doctor Acula? I don't get it.
"拉库拉... "Doctor...
博士" Racula."
噢 我懂了 Oh, I get it.
我不喜欢 I don't like it.
但有影星贝拉·卢戈西 But it'll star Bela Lugosi.
贝拉·卢戈西 Bela Lugosi?
卢戈西已经没用了 你还请了谁 Lugosi's all washed-up. What else you got?
好 我还有...另一个方案 Well, l-I do have...another project.
我没打算跟你说 I wasn't going to tell you about it.
卢戈西是演了个角色 Lugosi's in it,
但那只是个小角色 but it's a small part.
主要的还是一个天真无邪的少女 The lead is an ingenue.
纯正的 年轻女演员... A sterling, young actress...
德洛丽丝·富勒 Dolores Fuller.
影片的题目 The title of the film:
"原子能新娘" "Bride Of The Atom"!
哦 Ah.
原子能新娘 是吗 Atomic age stuff, huh?
我喜欢 我喜欢 I like it. I like it.
我想说的是 沃德先生 I tell you what, Mr Ward.
你就把你的电影胶片留在我这吧 Why don't you leave your film cans with me.
我的助手和我会看看你的作品的... And my associates and I will take a look at your little opus...
也许我们能合作些生意 and maybe we can do some business together.
小心 小心 Take care. Beware.
幕后操纵 Pull the string! Pull the string!
这究竟是什么东西 What the hell is this?
-这是部电影吗 -根本不可能 -Is this an actual movie? -It can't be!
给这个男人绸缎内衣 Give this man satin undies,
大衣 毛线衫和裙子... a dress, sweater and skirt...
休闲外套也可以... or even the lounging outfit he has on...
-他是世界上最快乐的人了 -等一下 -And he's the happiest human being in the world. -Wait a minute.
等等 那个穿裙子的人 Wait a minute. That guy in the dress.
这不就是我今天和我碰面的人 That's the guy I met today.
噢 是他穿着这个 Oh, this has got to be a put-on.
穿这些他就感到舒服 These things are his comfort.
这也许是另一个比利·韦尔曼的笑话 This is probably another one of Billy Wellman's practical jokes.
他穿着他非常喜欢的衣服 He just entered the street dressed in the clothes
走到街上 he so much desires to wear.
但是 他就像是个女人... But, only if he really appears female...
长发 妆容 衣着完全就是个女孩 Long hair, make-up, clothing,the actual contours of a girl.
噢 天哪 Oh, God!
多数双性人都不想改变他们的生活 Most transvestites do not want to change their life,
他们的身体 their bodies.
这实再太有趣了 This is funny. This is funny.
谢谢 Thank you.
乔治 《忽男忽女》 Georgie, I thought Glen Or Glenda?
这周就要上映了 广告呢 was opening this week. Where's the ads?
广告 广告在阿拉巴马 Where's the ads? The ads are in Alabama,
印第安那 密苏里 你这笨蛋 Indiana, Missouri, you schmuck!
它不能在洛杉矶公映 It ain't gonna play in L.A.!
-为什么不 -没有人想看这烂货 -Why not? -Nobody wants to see this piece of shit!
嘿 你不能那样说我的电影 Hey, you can't talk that way about my movie!
但愿这是你的电影 I wish it was your movie!
我真希望我没有参与过 I wish I hadn't blown every dime I ever made into
制作这部恶心的电影 making this stink bomb!
如果我再见到你 我会杀了你 And if I ever see ya again, I'll kill ya!
喂 Hello?
乔治 Georgie?
猜猜我下个星期去哪 Guess where I'm going next week?
我不知道 哪里 I don't know. Where?
墨西哥 Mexico.
猜猜我到了那先去什么地方 Guess what I'm doing when I get there.
不知道 躺在海滩上 I don't know. Lie on a beach.
错 我要接受我的第一批荷尔蒙激素注射 Wrong. I'm getting my first series of hormone injections.
她们一用力... When those girls kick in...
他们会拿掉我的器官然后我就是个女人了 they're gonna take out my organs and make me a woman.
-你是认真的吗 -我想这事有很久了 -Are you serious? -It's something I've wanted to do for a long time.
直到看了你的电影 But it wasn't until I saw your movie that
我才意识到我该立即行动 I realized I have to take action!
再见 penis Goodbye, penis!
你能把它放下来吗 Would you please keep it down.
"超级瑞典天使" 托尔·约翰森 The "Super Swedish Angel," Tor Johnson!
天哪 看那家伙简直像座山 My gosh, look at that guy. He's a mountain!
在我成为女人后 And after I'm a woman, Jean-Claude and
让克洛德和我就要结婚 I are going to be married.
-我要做六月新娘 -他是个妖怪 -I'm going to be a June bride -He's a monster.
你能想象那家伙在电影里是什么样子吗 Can you imagine what that guy would look like in a movie?
好 好 好 Yeah, yeah! Yeah!
嗯 脖子 Mmm. More neck.
约翰森先生 Mr Johnson,
祝贺你的胜利 谢谢 congratulations on your victory, Thank you.
你能把水给我吗 Did you bring my water?
不 我不是来送水的 No, I'm not the water boy.
我是电影导演 I'm a movie director.
电影 像《米老鼠》那样的 Movies? Like the Mickey Mouse?
是的 Sure.
下星期我要打败你 I'll get you next week!
是的 好吧 你做梦吧 Yeah, right. In your dreams!
嗯... 约翰森先生 Tor...Uh, Mr Johnson.
你有没有过做演员这个想法 You ever fancy the notion of becoming an actor?
我太丑了 Not good-looking enough.
我认为你很英俊 Well, I think you're quite handsome.
揉脚趾 Do my toes.
总之 我有一部新的剧本《原子能新娘》 So, anyway, I've got this new script, Bride Of The Atom.
有一个角色 我认为你很合适 And there's a part I believe you're ideal for.
罗伯 他很强壮 他很残忍 Lobo. He's tough, he's a brute.
但是他有颗善良的心在影片的最后 But he's got a good heart. At the end of the picture,
他救了那女孩 he saves the girl.
我喜欢 电影什么时候拍 I like! When do movie shoot?
希望 会很快 Hopefully, very soon.
我正在等我在华纳公司的好伙伴 I'm just waiting for the final okay
费尔德曼先生的最后答复 frommy good pal at Warners, Mr Feldman.
制片人伍德 Wood Productions.
埃迪 帮我 Eddie, help me.
贝拉 Bela?
埃迪 请过来 Eddie, please come over.
贝拉 Bela?
贝拉 Bela!
贝拉 发生什么事了 Bela? What happened?
埃迪 Eddie.
我感觉不好 I didn't feel well.
好吧 让我送你去医院 Come on, let me get you to the hospital.
不去医院 No hospital.
搀我到睡椅上 Just take me to the couch.
-我能叫医生吗 -不 -Should I call a doctor? -No.
这事经常发生 This happens all the time.
我还能为你做其它什么吗 水 药片 Is there anything I can get for you? Water or a blanket?
菜炖牛肉 Goulash.
我不知道怎么做菜炖牛肉 I don't know how to make goulash.
贝拉 针管里是什么 Bela, what's in the needle?
吗啡 Morphine.
还有杜冷丁 With a Demerol chaser.
噢 埃迪 埃迪 我快完了 Oh, Eddie. Eddie, I'm so broke.
我不知道我该做什么 I don't know what I'm going to do.
别担心 贝拉 Don't worry, Bela.
我不会让你倒下的 I won't let you down.
费尔德曼先生 埃德·伍德 Mr Feldman? Ed Wood.
是的 听着 我还没做完 Yeah, listen, I haven't been able to get through,
所以现在还不能给你看 so I just showed up.
是的 马上就可以和观众见面 Yeah! Right out front.
所以 我们可以合作吗 So, we gonna be working together?
是吗 你从没见过这么差的电影 Really? Worst film you ever saw.
这样 我的下一部作品会好很多 Well, my next one will be better.
喂 喂 Hello. Hello.
我现在情况真糟糕 I'm no good.
噢 埃德 这只是你的个人观点 Oh, Ed, it was just one man's opinion.
贝拉需要一个工作 Bela needs a job.
但我现在甚至拍不了电影了 I can't even get a film going.
我是不行我拍了部有史以来最差的电影 Of course I can't. I made the worst movie of all time.
噢 那真荒唐 Oh, that's ridiculous.
我想做的就是讲故事 All I wanna do is tell stories.
我觉得这很有趣 The things that I find interesting.
噢 也许是你不适合拍电影 Well, maybe you're not studio kind of material.
也许你可以自己筹钱 Maybe you just need to raise the money yourself.
这部电影叫做《原子能新娘》 The movie is called Bride Of The Atom.
我要请影星贝拉·卢戈西 It will star Bela Lugosi.
我们双方可获得15,000利润的4分之1 There are quarter shares available at $15,000 each.
是的 对 就是贝拉·卢戈西 Yes, that's right. The Bela Lugosi.
他活着 He's still alive.
什么 他星期五晚上有空吗 Huh? Is he available Friday night?
是的 我想想 Well, gee,
但愿是这样 为什么 I suppose so. Why?
你好 我是伯爵 "Greetings, I am the Count."
"你好 我是斯利克·斯洛莫帕维兹 "Greetings, I am Slick Slomopavitz,
我是探险家 Seeker of Adventure.
"观众笑 鼓掌" "Audience laughs, applauds.
"对了 真是个睡觉的好地方" 'Say, that's a kooky place to sleep."'
"这是我的家" "It is my home."
"噢 你以大地为家" 笑 "'Oh, tract housing, huh? ' Laugh.
你需要个新的房产经纪人" You need a new real estate agent."
"恕不同意 "I beg to differ.
这个首饰盒没有关... 不 贝拉 This casket incap...incarpertate..."incarpertate...'' no, Bela,
那是"incorporates"(合并的) that's "incorporates."
听着 你应该说 Look, why don't you just say,
"这个首饰盒是..." "This casket has..."
他们怎么能期望一个匈牙利人有这种发音 How do they expect a Hungarian to pronounce this dialogue?
这个...这个电视演播太疯狂了 This... This live television is madness!
而且 我预言... Furthermore, I predict...
到1970年4月17日... by April 19, 1970...
我预言... I predict...
人们将火星变成我们的殖民地 men will have colonized Mars.
数百万的人们将在那生活 Millions of people will live there.
哇哦 还有什么吗' Wow! Ain't that somethin'?
我们要带你去一个特兰西瓦尼亚的城堡 And now we take you to a castle in Transylvania.
小心 房东老板脖子上的伤 Watch out. The landlord's a real pain in the neck.
你们好 我是伯爵 Greetings! I am the Count!
你们好 朋友们 Greetings, pal!
我是斯利克·斯洛莫帕维兹 I'm Slick Slomopavitz,
我是探险家 Seeker of Adventure!
嘿 真是个睡觉的好地方 Hey, what a kooky place to sleep.
这让我想起了我的家 真可恶 Kind of reminds me of my house. What a dump!
有些地方能睡个好觉 Some places got a Murphy bed;
有些地方能好好洗澡 this place got a Murphy shower.
我还是不知道哪里能挂毛巾 I still don't know where to hang the towels.
恕我不能同意 I beg to differ.
不同意 你这个剥削者 是吗 Beg to differ? A bloodsucker, right?
我在说我的毛巾 I'm talkin' about my towels.
你们好 我... 是伯爵 Greetings! I... am the Count.
可恶 Damn!
他根本就没用 我早跟你说该请卡洛夫 A bum is what he is. I told you we should've got Karloff!
啊 别担心 贝拉 你仍旧是最好的 Ah, don't worry about it, Bela. You're better than all this.
我没有说我什么都能干好 I never said I could ad-lib.
忘了它 我们要拍我们自己的电影 Forget it! We'll make our own movie
你仍会是个巨星的 啊 and you'll be a big star again. Aha!
卢戈西先生 遇上你真是无比荣幸 先生 Mr Lugosi, it is an unparalleled privilege to meet you, sir.
请允许我介绍我自己我是克里斯韦尔 Allow me to introduce myself. I am Criswell.
幸会 It's a pleasure.
啊 高兴点吧 不要介意今晚发生的事情 Ahh, cheer up. Don't lose heart over what happened tonight.
我预言...你的下一部作品将空前成功 I predict...your next project will be an outstanding success!
噢 Wow!
你是哪位 And who may you be?
小埃德华·D·伍德 Edward D. Wood, Jr.
啊 Ahh!
《忽男忽女》的导演 The director of Glen Or Glenda?
你怎么知道 How'd you know?
我是克里斯韦尔嘛 我什么都知道 I am Criswell. I know all.
对了 And bingo!
谢谢 谢谢 Thank you, thank you, thank you.
再给我拿两瓶英国马提尼酒 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Bring me two more Beefeater martinis.
埃德 还要威斯忌 Ed, uh, another whisky.
达格玛 朗姆酒还是可乐 Dagmar, a rum and coke?
穆斯塔法和金要葡萄酒 Moustapha and King are Chablis.
贝拉 你要点葡萄酒吗 Bela, would you like a wine?
不 我从不喝...葡萄酒 No.I never drink... wine.
告诉我 克里斯 Say, Cris,
你怎么知道我们在1970年能征服火星 how'd you know we'd be living on Mars by 1970?
-我猜的 -真的吗 -I guessed. -Really?
我瞎说的 I made it up.
胡说八道 It's horse shit.
埃迪 没有这种预言的 Eddie, there's no such thing as a psychic.
人们相信我的废话 因为我穿着燕尾服 People believe my folderol because I wear a black tuxedo.
那很容易吗 It's that easy?
埃迪 我们只是在表演 Eddie, we're in show biz.
那只是些令人眼花缭乱的表演 It's all about razzle-dazzle, appearances.
只要你看上去不错 又会说 If you look good and you talk well,
人们就会相信你说的一切 people will swallow anything.
我们要拍一部从未有过的最恐怖的电影 We are going to have the most terrifying monster ever seen on film.
原子能爆发后将有一个惊人的产物 A ghastly creature created from an atomic mutation!
我不喜欢恐怖片 I don't like scary movies.
我喜欢爱情故事 I like the ones with love stories.
那就是这部电影要表达的一段心碎的浪漫史 That's just what this movie is: a heartbreaking romance.
你是剧中人 You're quite a specimen.
你在这部电影中言一个角色吗 And you're going to be in the picture?
是的 我演罗伯 Yeah. I play Lobo.
我预言《原子能新娘》 I predict Bride Of The Atom
将会成为最赚钱的一部电影 will be the biggest moneymaker of all time.
这就是可爱的女星 And this is lovely starlet Dolores Fuller,
扮演珍妮特·洛顿的德洛丽丝·富勒 who will play Janet Lawton.
很荣 女士 这部电影成本多少 My pleasure, ma'am. Now, how much will this picture cost?
是的 按照常规预算 Well, in a normal studio
将是1百万美圆... it'd be about a million bucks...
包括所有其它没用的经费和奇怪的开销 with all their wasteful overhead and fancy offices.
但我们很有效率 But we're more efficient,
所以我们大约能赚70,000 so we could bring it in at about 70 grand.
噢 好的 我当然也这么认为的 Oh. Well, I shall certainly consider it.
好吧 再见 Well, goodbye.
晚安 埃德 保持联系 Good night, Ed. Keep in touch.
再见 Goodbye.
好了 埃迪 我们该怎么做 Well, Eddie, how'd we do?
我们甚至没有一分钱 We didn't make a nickel.
我难以相信我在好莱坞 I cannot believe I'm in Hollywood.
你知道 爸爸不想我来这儿 哦 嗯 You know, Daddy didn't want me to move out here. Uh-huh.
女士 请您付帐 2.20 Ma'am, your bill comes to $2.20.
哦 好的 我希望你不要介意... Oh. Uh, okay. I hope you don't mind...
但我只有整张50圆 我刚从银行取出来 but all I have is a fifty, I just came from my banker's.
-没关系 -谢谢 -That's all right. -Thank you.
打扰了 你刚来到这 Excuse me. You just moved here?
是的 好莱坞 我很激动 Yes. Hollywood is, oh, so exciting.
是这样吗 Isn't it?
很高兴认识你 我是罗莉塔·金 Pleased to make your acquaintance. I'm Loretta King.
小埃德华·D·伍德 Edward D. Wood, Jr.
-你们想要杯水吗 -不 -Hi. Would you like some water? -No!
不要水 不要任何饮料 No water. No liquids.
我对它们过敏 I'm terribly allergic to them.
你知道 我在好莱坞干活 我是个制片 You know, I work in Hollywood. I'm a producer.
真的吗 哇哦 Really? Wow!
我真希望也能加入那一行 I would love to be involved in that.
是吗 也许我能帮你 Is that right? Well, maybe I can help you out.
你有没有想过投资一部动作电影 Have you ever thought about investing in a motion picture?
也许钱比较少 Perhaps a small amount of money.
你们这部电影成本多少 How much do your motion pictures cost?
是的 我的新作品我想大约是60,000 Well, my new one, I think, would be about $60,000.
全部吗 一部电影来说很合适了 That's all? That seems very reasonable for an entire picture.
你想...你想 嗯... Would you...Would you like to, uh...
-看看剧照吗 -哦 当然 -Have a look at the... at the photoplay? -Oh, sure.
哦 天啊 Oh, my.
这真有趣 This is very interesting.
好吧 你认为我能扮演 Say, do you think it would be possible for me
其中一个角色吗 to maybe play one of these parts?
噢 你也想做演员 好的 当然 Oh, you want to be an actress too. Well, of course.
我刚才就在想 There's a couple of parts
有好几个角色你都非常适合 I can think of right now that you might be perfect for.
有 嗯 报社秘书文员 嗯... There's, uh, the secretary in the newspaper office, the file clerk, um...
噢 那些角色太小了 Hmm. Those sound kind of small.
这个不错... 珍妮特·洛顿 Here's one that looks good... Janet Lawton.
我想演她 I'd sure like to play her.
-珍妮特·洛顿 -是的 -Janet Lawton. -Yes.
珍妮特·洛顿是主角 Janet Lawton is clearly the part to play.
你能不能看看我演她 Can't you just see me in the part?
好的 Yes!
你一定很棒 You'd be perfect.
你这畜生 You bastard!
你们这帮狗腿子 You two-timing, dress-wearing son of a bitch!
亲爱的 只有这样我们才能拍这部电影 Honey, it was the only way I could get the movie made!
你想是谁付的租金 Who do you think's been paying the rent?
是谁帮你打(字)这剧本 Who's been helping you type your scripts and
又是谁帮你一起完成这混蛋的工作 do all your grunt work?
我真抱歉 你想我说什么呢 I am sorry! What did you want me to say?
你应该说... You were supposed to say...
"不 我是为了我的女朋友 "No. I wrote that part
德洛丽丝写的这剧本 " for my girlfriend Dolores! "
还有很多其它的角色嘛 Snowball, there are plenty of other parts.
比如 Like what?
秘书 文件管理员 The secretary, the file clerk.
啊啊啊 Aaaaah!
你...混帐 You...asshole!
这将是贝拉的实验室 它真棒... This is gonna be Bela's laboratory, so it should be real impressive...
就像《疯狂的科学家》那部电影 just like one of those "Mad Scientist" movies.
我要做实验 要试管 烧杯 I want test tubes, beakers and
还有那些嗡嗡作响的电器 one of those electrical things that buzzes.
你是说泰斯拉线圈 You mean a Tesla coil?
是的 不管怎样 快去干 Fine. Whatever. Hop to it!
是的 是的 Right! Right.
-埃迪 -在 -Eddie? -Yes?
你觉得哪件好 Which dress do you like better?
嗯 我不知道 Hmm. I don't know.
比尔 你觉得哪件好 Say, Bill, which dress works better for you,
红的还是绿的 the red one or the green one?
-哪件是红的 -你是什么意思 -Which one is the red one? -What do you mean?
我是说 我分不出来 我是色盲 I mean, I can't see the difference I'm colour blind.
但是我喜欢还是比较喜欢暗的那个 But I kinda like the dark grey one.
在环球 我们一天拍一到二场戏 At Universal, we used to shoot one or two scenes a day.
但是埃迪能拍20 30场 But Eddie can knock off twenty, thirty.
-他难以置信 -来...开始 -He's incredible! -And... action!
好 你是埃里克·沃诺夫博士... Okay, you're Dr Eric Vornoff...
你很心烦 and you're upset.
你很努力的做这个实验 You've worked very hard on this experiment and
你不想看它失败 you don't want to see it fail.
不 不是那样难过 N-No, you're not that upset.
你还想走动 你还想穿过那扇门 You wanna keep moving. You wanna go through that door.
好... 停 漂亮 And... cut! Beautiful.
印下来 让我们立即拍第52场戏 Print it. Let's move immediately to scene 52.
托尔 你在吗 是的 Tor, you in place? Yeah.
好 镜头转好 Great. Roll camera!
转 开拍 Rolling. Slate.
暗示有一场暴风雨 Cue rainstorm.
好...开始 托尔 And... action, Tor.
好你是罗伯 Okay. You're Lobo.
你很心烦 You're upset.
你很努力的工作帮助沃诺夫博士完成这项实验 You've worked very hard helping Dr Vornoff with this experiment.
你不想看到它失败 You don't wanna see it fail.
不 不 你不用那样难过 No, no. You're not that upset.
你想继续走 你要穿过那扇门 You wanna keep moving. You've got to get through that door.
好 停 太完美了 And cut ! Perfect!
印下来 我们继续 Print it. Let's move on.
你还想再干 埃德 Don't you wanna do another take, Ed?
看上去那大家伙 Looks like big baldy
穿过那扇门有点困难 had a little trouble gettin' through the door.
不 那很好 真的 No, it's fine. It's real.
你知道 现实中罗伯每天 You know, in actuality, Lobo would have to
都要和这个问题做斗争 struggle with that problem every day.
好的 大伙们 让我们开始吧 All right, people, let's get ready.
演员 我的演员 Actors! I must have my actors!
你们在 罗莉塔 托尔 There you are. Loretta, Tor,
我要向你们解释一下这出戏 I wanna explain this scene;
它有点复杂 但... it's a little complicated, but...
贝拉 你就坐在那好吗 Bela, you'll be sitting there. Okay?
我才不要靠近这怪东西 I'm not getting near that goddam thing.
在拍《魔术师归来》时 One of them burned me on
就是它们其中一个烧着了我 好吧 The Return Of Chandu. All right.
那你坐在那 好 Then you'll be sitting there. Good.
好 很好 你们这出戏是这样的 Great. All right, gang, here's the scene.
罗莉塔 你精神恍惚 Loretta, you're in a trance;
你慢慢地走着 上了手术台 you glide in and get on the operating table.
现在 托尔 你要绑住她 Now, Tor, you're supposed to tie her down,
但你有个安哥拉迷信... but you have an angora fetish...
当你一碰到那样本 你就想拒绝 and when you rub that swatch of angora, it makes you refuse.
然后贝拉不得不教训你 So then Bela has to discipline you.
好吗 好 我们开始 All right? Great! Let's do it!
开始 Action!
把她绑在手术台 Strap her to the table.
按照我说的做 Do as I command you!
我有教你违抗我吗 啊啊啊 I'll teach you to disobey me! Aaaargh!
你会听话的 啊啊啊 You will obey! Uhhhh!
把她绑起来 啊啊啊 Strap her in! Uhhhh!
把她绑起来 我命令你 Strap her in! I command you!
伍德 你的支票退回来了 Wood! Your cheque bounced.
我不久就会给你钱的 I'll get you the money later.
不 我现在就要 No, I need it now.
我看你再违抗我 I'll teach you to disobey me!
停 Cut!
我很抱歉在你拍电影时打断你... I am terribly sorry to bother you while you're shooting...
但是这个摄影棚的主人要这笔钱 but the guy that owns the stage needs his money.
是的 你应该付钱给他 是吗 Well, then, you should pay him, shouldn't you?
是的 确实如此 Yes. Exactly.
我现在就需要 I kind of need it now.
你这样看着我 想干吗 W-What are you looking at me like that for?
我已经给了你300圆 I already gave you my three hundred.
是的 Right.
但现在我需要 另外60,000 And now I need the other sixty thousand.
什么60,000 What other sixty thousand?
你说的你要给我的另外60,000 The other sixty thousand you said you'd give to me.
你搞错了吧 埃迪 You misunderstood, Eddie.
我给了你我仅有的... 300元 I gave you everything I have in the world... three hundred dollars.
好吧 我们再开始吧 Well, here we go again.
让我告诉你 你不能放弃 Let me tell ya, ya can't lose.
它很恐怖 如果你不喜欢这一点 It's scary. And if you don't like that,
它同时也很浪漫 it's romantic.
贝拉·卢戈西将扮演埃里克·沃诺夫博士 Bela Lugosi will portray Dr Eric Vornoff.
还有可爱 可爱 可爱的 And lovely, lovely, lovely
纯真无邪的少女罗莉塔·金... ingenue Loretta King...
她演记者珍妮特·洛顿 is reporter Janet Lawton.
我不知道 I don't know.
卢戈西看上去非常老 是吗 Lugosi looks pretty old. Huh?
瓦姆皮拉演哪个角色 Which role does Vampira play?
瓦姆皮拉 你为什么这么问 Vampira? Why do you ask?
她正在那站着 She's standing right over there.
是的 她演... Well, she plays...
请等我一分钟 Excuse me one minute.
打扰了 是瓦姆皮拉小姐吗 Pardon me. Miss Vampira?
是的 也许你不认识我 Yes? You don't know me,
我是埃德·伍德 but I'm Ed Wood.
我是个制片 I'm a film producer and
我最近在拍一部科幻作品... I'm currently in production on a science fiction piece...
演员有贝拉·卢戈西和 with Bela Lugosi and
瑞典摔跤选手托尔·约翰森 Swedish wrestler Tor Johnson.
我不明白 你是想要我的签名吗 I don't understand. Do you want my autograph?
不 No.
不 我... No, l...
我只是觉得我的电影很适合你 I think my film is perfect for you.
你想我在我的节目中介绍它 Want me to show it on my TV programme.
我没有这个权利的 I have nothing to do with that.
你应该和 7频道的主管人联系 You should call the station manager at Channel 7.
不 不 不 不 No, no. No, no, no, no.
我不是想要你介绍我的电影 I don't want you to show the movie,
我想要你在里面演个角色 I want you to be in it. Let me explain.
我们已经开拍了 但是拍了3天就停下了 We started shooting, but after three days we got shut down.
现在我们想找些赞助商筹些钱 Now we're having a backers party to raise some more money.
所以我想也许你能来对 So I thought perhaps you'd like to come over
赞助商们说一句"你们好" just to say "howdy" to some of the backers.
你看 我正和朋友们在一起 Look, I'm with some friends and
我们要去吃饭了 we're about to eat.
求你了 只需要1秒钟 Please! It would just take one second.
来吧 看看这些赞助商 Come over and meet the backers.
有一个很好的从奥克斯纳市来的牙医 There is a really nice dentist from Oxnard.
你听着 我已经有很多要接拍的电影 Look, buddy, I've got real offers from real studios.
我根本不需要什么牙医 你别想了 I don't need to blow some dentist for a part. Forget it.
瓦姆皮拉小姐 Miss Vampira!
-请 -哦 我们走 -Please. -Ohh! Let's go.
我感觉糟透了 走吧 I'm getting a bad feeling about this. Let's get out of here.
是的 我认为你是对的 Yeah, I think you're right.
谢谢你们今天能来 但我们最好还是走吧 Thank you, folks, for comin' tonight, but we better go.
接下来沃诺夫博士 掉进了深渊... And then Dr Vornoff falls into the pit...
然后他的章鱼袭击他 把他吃了 and his own octopus attacks and eats him.
-结束 -哦 -The end. -Whew!
-是的 这故事不错 -是的 -Well, that's quite a story. -Yes.
那 嗯 你要完成这部电影... So, uh, you made the movie...
你现在还要再做一次 and now you wanna make it again?
不 No.
我们只拍了10分钟的电影 We shot ten minutes of the movie,
现在我们在找整个赞助基金 and now we're looking for completion funds.
哦 孩子 你真是可怜 Oh, son, you're too vague.
比利·鲍伯 Billy Bob!
你把它们切的太瘦了 You're cuttin' 'em too lean.
麦克科伊先生 Mr McCoy.
我怎样才能使你高兴 How can I make you happy?
好的 Okay.
两件事情 Two things.
第一 我要这部电影 Number one: I want the movie
以一场爆炸结尾 to end with a big explosion.
天空布满烟雾 Sky full of smoke.
是的 Yes.
但是结尾还要有沃诺夫博士掉进了深渊 But it ends with Dr Vornoff falling into the pit.
不能再多了 Not any more.
第二... Number two...
我要有个儿子 I got a son.
他很小 但他是个好男孩 He's a little slow, but a good boy.
而且要有预示他将是个伟大的领导人物 And somethin' tells me he'd make a helluva leadin' man.
听上去很不错 Sounds perfect.
这真难以相信 This is unbelievable.
我打赌埃德完成不了这部电影 I woulda bet a million bucks that Ed wouldn't finish this picture.
是啊 它现在还没完成 Yeah, well, it ain't finished yet,
孩子 但任何事都有可能发生的 kid; anything can happen.
会脱离困境的 Stay out of scratching distance.
亲爱的 你做到了 Poodle, you made it.
我以为你收不到我的消息 I wasn't sure you got my message.
是的 当然 我搞定了 Well, of course I made it.
-今天是我的最大的一出戏 -是的 -Today's the file clerk's big scene. -That's right.
我看到还是这帮无知的 I see the usual gang of misfits and
吸毒的家伙在这干 dope addicts are here.
珍妮特 我想要你... Janet, I want you...
说 谁来拉线 Say, who's the lug?
我要你站在 Str... I want you staying away
离那旧盒子远点的地方 from the old Willows place.
什么 那是托尼·麦克科伊 Why, that's Tony McCoy.
他将饰演迪克·克莱格上尉 He will be portraying Lieutenant Dick Craig.
真的 Really.
他提供了多少钱 How much money did he put up?
他没有 但是他爸爸给了我55,000 None. But his dad gave me fifty grand.
嗯 制片商伍德 品质的领头人 Hmm. Wood Productions, the mark of quality.
听着 电影已经开拍了 Listen, the movie's getting made;
这才是最重要的 that's all that matters.
你好 哈里 Hello, Harry.
噢 你好 德洛丽丝 Oh, hi, Dolores.
噢 你就是德洛丽丝 Oh! You're Dolores.
我听说过许多你的事情 I've heard so much about you.
我是罗莉塔·金 哦 这 坐吧 I'm Loretta King. Oh, here, take the chair.
噢 别傻了 让哈里做完吧 Oh, don't be silly. Let Harry finish.
你还有很多事要做 You still need some more work.
不 我已经做完了 No. I'm finished.
我所需要做的是化妆 All I needed was a touch-up.
嗯 是很必要 Hmm. That mole still shows.
噢 女士们 你们俩看上去好极了 Uh, ladies! You both look fine.
我们为什么不谈谈这场戏呢 Why don't we talk about the scene?
是的 珍妮特·洛顿 刚刚发现... Okay, Janet Lawton has just discovered...
沃诺夫博士买了那个旧盒子... that Dr Vornoff bought the old Willows estate...
所以她现在推断出那些鬼怪故事是真的 so now she wants to prove that all the monster stories are true.
好吧 埃迪 我要做什么 Well, Eddie, what's my motivation?
你是个文员 You're the file clerk.
你跑进下一间房间 然后撞了珍妮特一下 You're running into the next room and bump into Janet.
我们是什么关系 What is our relationship?
我们是朋友吗 或者只是碰巧撞上 Are we good friends, or is she just a casual acquaintance?
德洛丽丝 我只有五天的时间完成这部电影 Dolores, I have five days to complete this picture.
不要来烦我 Don't get goofy on me.
开始 Action!
你好 珍妮特 Hi, Janet.
哦 你好 玛奇 Oh, hi, Marge.
珍妮特 上次受的(怪物)伤还没好吗 Janet, still on the monster hunt?
你想说什么 What do you think?
我想老板找了你一整天了 I think the boss has been looking for you all day.
关于警察在找的那些 关于怪物的故事 Something about the police wanting those monster stories 86'd.
你令整个小镇陷入了恐慌之中 You've got the whole town in a panic.
我没听到你说什么 I can't hear you.
我说 你找到了... I said, you've got the who...
我知道你说的什么 但我听不清你说什么 I know what you said, but I can't hear you.
我知道了 再见 I get it. See ya later.
停 太好了 And... cut! That was perfect.
当然了 Of course it was.
好 好 Bra-vo! Bravo!
长官 克里斯 你能这样 太感谢了 Magnifico. Cris, you made it. Thanks a lot.
很自然的 我一向很乐意 帮些小忙 Naturally. Always happy to help with a little larceny.
好拉 大伙们今天就到这了 All right, everybody, that's it for today.
道具组的人还要有些差事要做 The prop crew has a little errand to run.
保罗 康妮 Paul. Connie.
达恩 我认为他们应该把它开着 Darn. I thought they kept this open.
罗伯会修 Lobo will fix.
好样的 Good boy.
-哇 -这地方最好爬着进去 -Wow! -This place gives me the creeps.
我们离开这鬼地方吧 Let's get the hell outta here.
别这么急 到我们完成再走 Not so fast. Not 'til we get it down.
在那 保罗 去解开它 There it is. Paul, go unhook it.
好的 Right.
太奇妙了 Fantastic.
真漂亮 It's beautiful.
你觉得这能用吗 是的 You sure this is gonna work? Yes.
真的 You sure?
是的 快 Yes, hurry. Do it.
我的天哪 My God!
我们杀了他 We killed him.
托尔 Tor?
这比摔跤要厉害多了 Better than wrestling.
灯光 Lights!
"现在 珍妮特 你最好离那远点... "Now, Janet, I want you stayin'away...
我希望你离那旧盒子远点 "from that old Willows place. I want...
"现在 珍妮特 我... "Now, Janet, I w...
-是的 -我要你... -Great. -"I want you...
-康妮 -我要你离那远点...” -Connie! -I want you staying away..."
章鱼一定要在水里 The octopus has to live in the lake.
这是一种水流 This is kind of a stream.
不 他不得不在水底下 No! It has to be underwater.
让我来看看 好的 Let me look at this. Okay.
去站在湖旁边 Go set up by the lake.
埃迪 我很累 Eddie. I'm so tired.
我不知道我是不是能演这个夜景 I don't know if I can handle a night shoot.
胡说 看上去很好 Nonsense. You look great.
很好 看 All right, look.
你为什么不小睡一会 Why don't you have a nice nap and
过一会我们就拍你的戏了 we'll shoot around you a little while.
-谢谢你 -没关系 -Thanks, buddy. -You're welcome.
好 你们 All right, you kids.
嘿 这看上去太妙 Hey, this is looking fantastic!
保罗 章鱼发动机在哪 Paul, where's the octopus motor?
章鱼发动机 What octopus motor?
让它的腿能动 To make his legs move.
别怪我 Don't blame me!
当我在天花板的时候 You didn't say anything about a motor
你什么也没和我说 when I was on the ceiling!
他在说什么... What's he talking...
保罗把发动机掉了 Paul lost the octopus motor.
好拉 让我们拍这傻玩意吧 All right, let's shoot this fucker.
好 Great.
我去哪 Where do I go?
你要和章鱼打起来 在那 You'll be fighting with the octopus. Out there?
-是的 -这小溪怎么了 -Yes. -What happened to the stream?
是的 这样看上去好很多 Well, this is gonna look a lot better.
我们要让这看起来像有只章鱼在水底下 We have to match it to the stock footage of the octopus underwater.
哦 感谢上帝 Aw, for Christ's sake.
嗯 Ehh.
妈的 太冷了 Goddam, it's cold!
一旦你下去了 就会暖和的 It'll warm up once you're in it.
去你的吧 你过来试试 Fuck you! You come out here!
嘿 把那威士忌扔给我 Hey! Throw me that whisky!
啊 你怎么让它开动 Ahh. How do you turn this on?
这样... 让一个人代替章鱼发动机... Well... somebody misplaced the octopus motor...
当你进去和它打的时候 so when you get in there and fight with him,
你就摇它的腿 shake his legs around.
好 Looks like he's killin' ya. Okay.
你知道我拒绝了《弗兰肯斯坦》 You know I turned down Frankenstein?
-什么 -在我拍了《德古拉》后... -What? -After I did Dracula...
电影公司要我拍《弗兰肯斯坦》 the studio offered me Frankenstein,
但我拒绝了 but I turned it down.
那角色还不够性感 Part wasn't sexy enough.
对我这样一个大明星来说太没面子了 Too degrading for a big star like me.
贝拉... 今晚我有25场戏要拍 Bela... I have 25 scenes to shoot tonight.
哦 对不起 希望我没有拖延了 Oh. Sorry. Don't let me slow you down.
是的 好吧 Okay. All right.
好的 All right.
好的 我们开始拍吧 All right, let's put it on film!
-镜头 -对准 -Camera! -We're rolling!
-音响 -埃德 我们没有音响 -Sound! -Ed, we don't have sound.
哦 Oh.
开始 And... action!
停 And... cut!
太棒了 That was perfect!
来吧 来吧 大伙们 Come on! Come on, troops!
喝一杯吧 你们会觉得很好的 Have a nice cup o' joe, you'll feel much better.
很好 很好 哈里 All right. All right, Harry.
伍德先生 Mr Wood?
我昨晚只睡了一个小时 I only got one hour of sleep last night.
是的 我也没有 Yeah, well, I got no sleep, and I feel great.
但我还是感觉很好 去吧 孩子 Go get' em, kid, go get 'em.
看来我真的老了 I'm gettin' too old for this.
干的好 比尔 Great work, Bill.
去吧 赶上他们 Go ahead. Go get 'em.
小心点 别伤到他 Be careful. Don't hurt him.
别刮到它的触须 Don't scratch the tentacles.
贝拉... Bela...
昨晚的戏我再次感谢你 I wanna thank you again for last night.
那很好 埃迪 那是我的责任 That's fine, Eddie. All in the line of duty.
不 不 我只是想让你知道对于你 No, no, I want you to know how much
为我所做的一切我有多感激 I appreciate all you've done for me.
像你这么伟大的人 A great man like yourself
不应该这么空闲地早上4点就在浇花 shouldn't have to be wandering through the muck at 4:00 a.m.
是的 但也没有那么多 Well, there are not a lot of
小伙子值得我为他去干 fellas I'd do it for.
对了 我还特别为你写了些东西 Say, I wrote something special for ya.
我在想你做的所有贡献 我... I got to thinkin' about all the sacrifices you've made and l...
我给你写了一个... Well, I wrote you a...
新的演说 a new final speech.
啊 又是这一幕 埃迪 Well, this is quite a scene, Eddie.
我知道最后还应该给你更多 I know it's a lot to give you at the last minute,
贝拉 但... Bela, but...
这些话... These lines...
我不会有任何问题 I'll have no problem remembering.
好的 Great.
好了 伙计们 我关门了 All right, kids, let's knock 'em dead.
我亲爱的斯特罗斯基教授... My dear Professor Strowski...
20年前我被我的国家赶了出来 twenty years ago I was banned from my homeland.
我被定为疯子胡说八道的人 I was classed as a madman, a charlatan.
在其它些科技国家徘徊... Outlawed in the world of science...
而先前我都被认为是天才 which previously honoured me as a genius.
现在在这... Now here...
这这个被遗弃的 地狱般的丛林里... in this forsaken jungle hell...
我仍能证明我还好好的 I have proven that I am all right!
是的 Yes!
权威人士们都认识到了你的发现是多么正确 The authorities have learned how correct your findings were.
所以我现在来这... So I am here...
要把你带回家 to bring you home.
家 Home?
我没有家 I have no home.
被追捕 Hunted.
被蔑视 Despised.
生活地就像个动物 Living like an animal.
丛林就是我的家 The jungle is my home.
但我还是要展示给这个世界... But I shall show the world...
我能成为主人 that I can be its master!
我能让自己种族的人们更完美... I shall perfect my own race of people...
原子超人... a race of atomic supermen...
他们将统治这个世界 that will conquer the world!
停 Cut.
卷起来 That's a wrap.
《忽男忽女》 现在 又是部恶心的电影 Glen Or Glenda? Now, that was a hell of a picture.
是的 但这部新的要好上一亿倍 Yeah, but this new one is gonna be a million times better.
有这可能吗 Is that possible?
发生什么事了 Mr Bunny, what's wrong?
伯恩尼先生 我听说你要变成个女人 I heard you were becoming a lady.
哦 是的 Oh, that.
墨西哥 Mexico...
是... was...
是个噩梦 a nightmare.
我们碰上一起车祸他死了 We got into a car accident; he was killed.
我们的行李... Our luggage...
被偷了 was stolen.
外科医生原来是... The surgeon turned out to be...
是个骗子 a quack.
要是没有这些人... If it hadn't been for these men...
我不知道... I don't know...
我们能不能... how I would've...
获救 survived.
噢 哇 Oh, wow!
你们这些人有毛病 You people are insane!
你们在虚度光阴 无所事事 You're wasting your lives making shit!
没有人在意 这些恶心的电影 Nobody cares! These movies are terrible!
Dolores Dolores!
Ed 一切都结束了 Ed, it's over.
我需要一个正常的生活 I need a normal life.
你的意思是... Did you really mean those things you sa...
我厌倦这样的生活 I'm tired of living like this.
但是 亲爱的... But, Poodle...
我准备离开剧组 I just stuck it out
所以你们就可以完成你们的电影了... so you could finish your movie...
现在就这样 我决定了 and now that's it's done, so am I.
噢 那太恐怖了 它让我打颤 Ooh, that was so scary, it gave me goose bumps.
不 我不是说"鹅"(goose) No, dummy, I didn't say "goose,"
我是说"打颤"(goose bumps) I said "goose bumps."
好的 下个星期再见 《木乃伊之咒》 Well, be sure to join me next week for The Mummy's Curse.
那现在做个愉快的噩梦吧 Until then, pleasant nightmares.
好了 伙计 把烟雾关掉 Okay, folks, we're off the air.
那是出好戏 That was a good show.
天 愚蠢的做秀 God, this show needs better jokes.
你的电话 You got a phone call.
是谁 Who is it?
我不知道 I don't know.
-喂 -瓦姆皮拉小姐 我是埃德·伍德 -Hello. -Vampira? Ed Wood here.
-谁 -埃德·伍德 -Who? -Ed Wood.
记得吗 Remember,
我们在布朗·德尔比餐厅遇见过 I met you at the Brown Derby?
噢 是你 Oh, yeah, you.
听着 我在想你是否愿意 Listen, I was wondering if you'd like to go out sometime,
什么时候共进晚餐 grab some dinner maybe.
你想约我 那估计要累坏你了 You mean a date? I thought you were a fag.
不 我可是个双性人 No, I'm just a transvestite.
那 星期5晚怎么样 So, how's about Friday night?
听着 你看上去是个很好的人 Look, you seem like a nice guy,
但你不是我想要的那种 but you're just not my type.
但可以保持联系通知我什么时候你的电影上映 But keep in touch. Let me know when your movie opens.
喂 Hello?
埃迪 帮助我 Eddie, help me.
贝拉 Bela?
贝拉 Bela.
贝拉 Bela!
你想干吗 What do you want?
你打电话给我 记得吗 You called me. Remember?
你在干什么 贝拉 What are you doing, Bela?
我想自杀 I'm going to kill myself.
天哪 发生什么事了 My gosh, what happened?
埃迪 Eddie.
我今天收到政府的一封信 I got a letter from the government.
他们取消了我的... They're cancelling my...
失业金 unemployment.
我现在就靠这个了 It's all I've got.
没有它 我房租也没法付 Without it, I can't pay the rent.
你没有任何积蓄吗 Don't you have any savings?
埃迪 我是个废人 Eddie, I'm obsolete.
我生活没有意义 I have nothing to live for.
今晚 我就要死 Tonight, I shall die.
埃迪 Eddie!
你要和我在一起 You should come with me.
-我不认为 -那是个好主意 -I don't think that's such a good idea. -It's a wonderful idea.
那将会非常美好 It'll be wonderful!
我们将会平和的生活在一起 We'll be at peace!
死了 你就不用担心找工作 In the afterlife, you don't have to worry about finding work.
贝拉... Bela...
我支持你 I'm on your side.
给我枪 Gimme the gun.
如果你给我枪... If you give me the gun...
我就和你喝一杯 I'll make you a drink.
你想喝什么 贝拉 What are you drinking, Bela?
甲醛 Formaldehyde.
老实说 破产了 Straight up, or on the rocks?
埃迪 Eddie.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我非常抱歉 I'm so sorry.
别担心 贝拉 Don't worry, Bela.
-我很抱歉 埃迪 -一切都会好起来的 -I'm sorry, Eddie. -Everything will be okay.
噢 上帝啊 你吓坏我了 Oh, my goodness, you gave me the willies!
你可真像德古拉那个吸血鬼 You look like that Dracula guy.
我的名字是贝拉·卢戈西... My name is Bela Lugosi...
我想把我交托给你们 and I wish to commit myself.
为什么 For what reason?
我已经有药物瘾20多年了 I have been a drug addict for twenty years.
我需要帮助 I need help.
那是安哥拉羊毛衫 Is that angora?
嗯 是的 Um, yes.
你有没有觉得这种羊毛衫有一种触觉... Don't you think angora has a tactile sensuality...
是其它毛衣所没有的 lacking in all other clothing?
是的 我想是的 Yeah, I suppose.
它确实十分贵 It is awfully expensive.
是啊 它的制作来源于 Well, it's made from
一种特殊哺育的... specially-bred rabbits...
生活在喜马拉雅山的兔子 that live in the Himalayas.
哦 那你是安哥拉羊毛批发商 Say, what are you, an angora wholesaler?
不 No.
我是拍电影的 I'm in pictures.
我是个导演 作家 演员 制片 I'm a director, writer, actor and producer.
噢 算了吧 没有人能做那么多 Aw, come on. Nobody does all that.
哦 是的 只有2个人可以 Oh, yes, they do. Two people.
奥森·韦尔斯和我 Orson Welles and me.
哇呜 Wow.
你在做什么 Whatcha makin'?
毛靴 给我父亲的 Booties. For my father.
-医院里很冷 -嗯 -Gets cold in the hospital. -Mmm.
他在这有很久了吗 Has he been here long?
这已经是我织的第13副了 This is my thirteenth pair.
对不起 Excuse me.
对不起 医生 Excuse me, Doctor.
我是陪卢戈西先生来的 他怎么样 I'm with Mr Lugosi. How is he?
哦 这样一个老人器官都老化了 Well, there's a lot of junk in his system for such an old man.
很显然他依赖吗啡 Apparently he was addicted to morphine.
他试着要摆脱它 He tried to kick that and
但又再依赖上了美沙酮(镇静剂) he got readdicted to methadone.
-他能好吗 -我们会尽力的 -Is he gonna be okay? -We'll do our best.
你好 莉莲 Hi, Lillian.
哦 你好 埃德 Oh, hi, Ed.
他今天有许多到访者 He's got a lot of visitors today.
-是他 -嗯 -He does? -Mm-hmm.
笑 就这样 Smile. That's it!
-嘿 嘿 -再来一张 先生 -Hey! Hey! -One more picture, sir?
照医生说的你们都要离开这儿 混蛋 Do the doctors say you're gonna get outta here? Freaks!
滚出去 Get outta here! Get outta here!
你们这些人都有病 What is wrong with you people?
滚吧 混帐 Come on, trash barrel!
嘿 Hey!
贝拉 发生什么事 Bela, what happened?
埃迪 你为什么赶走他们 Eddie, why did you chase them?
毕竟那么多年了 After all these years,
媒体最终又对贝拉·卢戈西感兴趣了 the press is finally interested again in Bela Lugosi.
贝拉... Bela...
那些人都是狗仔队 他们想把你做新闻 those people are parasites; they just wanna exploit you.
好啊 就让他们做吧 Fine. Let them.
没有什么要比那媒体好 埃迪 There is no such thing as bad press, Eddie.
从纽约来的那个人说他要把我放在头版头条 Man from New York even said he's putting me on the front page.
第一个能再次恢复名誉的人 First celebrity ever to check into rehab.
当我离开这的时候... When I get out of here...
我将是健康的... I will be healthy...
强壮的... strong...
又有了活力... primed for my comeback...
你好 Hello again.
-你好 -你好象心情不好 -Hi. -You look beat.
不 我很好 你父亲怎样 No, l-I'm fine. How's your father?
不错 谢谢你的问候 你的朋友呢 Better. Thank you for asking. And your friend?
不好 Not good.
好吧 我也为他做些毛靴 让他开心点 Well, I made him some booties to cheer him up.
黑色的 很相称 They're black, to match his cape.
对了 你一直住在洛杉矶 Say, have you always lived in Los Angeles?
不 我来自南方波基普西市 No, I'm from back east. Poughkeepsie.
你知道... 一个小城镇 You know...
全是美国人 all-American small town;
每个人都互相了解 everybody knows everybody;
我父亲是在邮局工作 我是个看门的 my dad worked for the post office; I was a Boy Scout.
你觉得那乏味吗 Did you find it boring?
不 不完全这样 No, not at all.
我有自己的漫画书和一些低趣味的杂志 I had my comic books and pulp magazines.
-以前经常听广播剧 -我也很喜欢 -Used to listen to radio dramas constantly. -I love those shows.
-《影子》《圣地》 -是的 -The Shadow, Inner Sanctum. -Yes.
还有墨丘利影院上映的 And the Mercury Theater
奥森·韦尔斯的电影 -嗯 with Orson Welles. -Mmm.
你知道每个星期六的下午我和我父亲... Boy, you know, every Saturday afternoon me and my dad...
穿着笔挺走在街上去那个小剧院 marched down the street in our uniform to the little movie theatre.
噢 鬼屋 Oh, the spook house!
啊 - Aah!
啊 - Aaaarrr!
你一定不相信我看过第一部电影 You're not gonna believe the first picture I ever saw.
就是你的朋友的... 《德古拉》 It was your friend's... Dracula.
那真是难以置信 That's incredible;
那也是我看的第一部 that's the first picture I ever saw.
是难以置信 That is incredible.
你知道吗 我一整个星期都要开着灯睡觉 You know, I had to sleep with the lights on for a week.
我要有一个月呢 I had to for a month.
从那以后我未曾错过卢戈西的任何一部电影 But I never missed a Lugosi picture after that one.
好几年前我在现场看到过他演德古拉 A few years ago I actually saw him do Dracula live.
他本人看上去亲切的多 It was much scarier in person.
噢 我们被截在这了 Oh. We're stuck.
凯茜... Kathy...
我想告诉你一些事情 I'm about to tell you something that
我从来没有和任何女孩在第一次约会说过 I never told any girl on a first date.
但我想你应该知道... But I think it's important that you know...
我喜欢穿女人的衣服 I like to wear women's clothes.
-什么 -我喜欢穿女人的衣服 -Huh? -I like to wear women's clothes.
内裤 胸罩 羊毛衫 平跟女鞋 Panties, brassieres, sweaters, pumps.
我确实做这些事 It's just something I do.
是的 我不相信我竟会告诉你 Yes, I can't believe I'm telling you this,
但我真的很喜欢你... but I really like you...
但我不希望到最后才发生些什么事 and I don't want it getting in the way down the road.
那这是不是意味着... Does this mean...
你不喜欢和女孩子有性生活 you don't like sex with girls?
不 我喜欢和女孩子的性生活 No, I love sex with girls.
好吧 Okay.
是吗 Okay?
是的 Okay.
你看 我们认为卢戈西先生 You see, we thought that Mr Lugosi
在他的国家应该有保险 was insured through his union.
是吗 Isn't he?
不 他们说那几年前就失效了 No, they say his eligibility ran out years ago.
医生... Look, Doctor...
他没有钱 he doesn't have any money.
但我将给你我所有的几百美圆吧 But I'll give you everything I've got; a few hundred dollars.
连首付都不够 他还是要离开 That won't even begin to cover it. He's gonna have to leave.
贝拉 贝拉 醒醒 Bela? Bela, wake up.
我有些好消息要告诉你 I've got some great news.
医生说你全好了 The doctor says you're all better;
你现在可以回家了 you can go home now.
真的吗 Really?
我还是感觉不是很好 I don't feel so great.
不 好的 你看上去面色好极了 No? Well, you look just peachy.
另外 化验结果都很好 And, uh, the tests came back fine.
来吧 起来 Come on, let's get up.
这走 Here we go.
好样的 Atta boy. Good.
埃迪... Eddie...
我还想演戏 I want to make another picture.
我们什么时候再拍下部电影 When are we going to make another picture?
哦...很快 贝拉 很快 Oh... soon, Bela. Very soon.
太棒了 This is so exciting.
又有部作品了 Another production.
是吗 Isn't it?
那么 埃迪 So, Eddie,
我们应该要有好的工作人员吧 shouldn't we have a sound crew?
嗯 不 不 Uh, no, no,
因为这只是第二单元的工作 because this is just second unit stuff.
主要的电影胶片的事 We're gonna do the main footage
还是以后我们来做 好吗 later. All right?
那这场是关于什么的 So, what's this scene about?
嗯... Um...
你是一个非常重要值得尊敬的人 You're a very important and respected man.
你要离开你的屋子 你很急 And you're leaving your house; you're in a hurry.
你要参加一个大型的社交活动 懂了吗 You're on your way to a big social brouhaha. Okay?
埃迪 如果我很快到不了那集会怎么办 Eddie. What if I'm not in so big a hurry?
如果我动作慢耽搁了... What if I take a moment to slow down...;
享受美好人生 to savour the beauty of life;
那些花香怎么办 to, to smell a budding flower?
很好 That's great. That is great.
那我们就快点 好吗 Let's do a take. Okay?
埃德 我真的非常忙 Ed, I'm really busy.
你现在想怎么样 What do you want now?
如果你能参加的话我想叫你来看看... I was calling to see if you'd like to attend...
我的新电影《魔鬼新娘》的全球首映 the world premiere of my new movie, Bride Of The Monster.
你不是说你的电影是《原子能新娘》吗 Didn't you just make one called Bride Of The Atom?
是的 同一部电影 Yes, it's the same film.
但是发行人想要一个震撼性的标题 But the distributor wanted a punchier title.
来吧 将是个大场面 Come on, it's gonna be a big event;
贝拉 托尔和克里斯都来 Bela, Tor and Cris are coming.
你会很开心的 You'll have fun!
哦 我看不见了 Uhh! I can't see.
这隐形眼镜真难受 These contact lenses are hurting.
我的眼睛痛死了 My eyes are killin' me.
别担心 我们就到那了 Don't worry. We're almost there.
你们好 Hi.
里面请 谢天谢地你在 所有人都到了 Right in there. Thank God you're here. They're tearing up the place.
来吧 来吧 Come on, come on.
请 这边 Come on, this way.
走吧 Come on!
快 Come on!
我以前从未参加过电影首映 I've never been to a movie premiere before!
好 让他们安静 Well, go knock 'em dead.
喔 Oooh!
在午夜钟声响起的时候... At the stroke of midnight...
魔法时刻... the witching hour...
盗尸者来了... the ghouls arise...
嘿 瓦姆皮拉小姐 Hey, Vampira,
-和我做爱怎么样 -滚开 -how 'bout a little love! -Fuck off!
有人偷我的钱夹 One of them stole my wallet!
我看不见了 I can't see!
让我走 让我走 Get off me! Let's go!
我去救他们 I gotta save 'em!
把头低下 快 我们走 Get your heads down! Come on, let's go!
我们快离开这鬼地方 We're getting the heck outta here!
看不见 Can't see!
我什么也看不见了 I can't see any more!
嘿 快上 让我们劈了他们 Hey, come on! Let's split!
出租车 Taxi!
-停 -快上车 -Stop! -Get in! Come on! Go on, get in!
现在 那是首映啊 Now, that was a premiere.
埃迪... Eddie...
昨晚真是场闹剧 Last night was quite a romp.
你看到那家伙抓住瓦姆皮拉小姐吗 Did you see that kid grab Vampira's boobies?
我可嫉妒他了 还有 我也很嫉妒你 I envied him. Hell, I envied you too.
女朋友能那样跳到车子前 A girlfriend who would jump in front of a car like that.
是的 她真是厉害 Yes, she is quite something.
我没有一个妻子能这样 None of my wives would have.
埃迪 我想要谢谢你 Eddie, I want to thank you.
过去的这些天里... These last few days have been...
真是一段好时光 a good time.
你知道 我只是... You know, I just...
-我只是希望你能看到电影 -啊 -I just wish you coulda seen the movie. -Ahh.
没有问题 No problem.
我心里知道 I know it by heart.
到家了 Home.
我没有家了 I have no home.
被追捕 Hunted.
被蔑视 Despised.
就像动物一样生活 Living like an animal.
丛林就是我的家 The jungle is my home.
但是我还要向世界展示... But I shall show the world...
我还能成为主人 that I can be its master!
我要使我种族的人们更完美... I shall perfect my own race of people...
原子超人... a race of atomic supermen...
将要统治全世界 that will conquer the world!
哦 卢戈西先生 您能为我签个名吗 Uh, Mr Lugosi, could I have your autograph, please?
-当然 -那 那真是...难以置信 -Certainly. -Why, that was...That was incredible.
-我的意思是你还和以前一样棒 -更好了 -I mean, you're just as great as you ever were. -Better.
我已经74岁了但我不知道 I am 74, but I don't know it.
我的头脑还很年轻... When the brain is young...
精神还依旧... 旺盛... the spirit is still... vigorous...
就像... 就像个年轻人 like... like a young man.
"在离开火星后... "And left the planet Mars...
再也不会回来了 " never to return again."
结束 The end.
嗯 Mmm.
制片人伍德 Wood Productions.
嘿 是谁的疯狂的念头要把他葬在海角 Hey, who's crazy idea was it to bury him in the cape?
我听说是按照他自己的意愿 I heard it was in the will;
他想被人们记得 it was how he wanted to be remembered.
能再来一遍吗 Could you run it again?
伍德先生 Mr Wood.
-嗯 -哦 伍德先生 -Huh? -Uh, Mr Wood,
我是雷诺兹 你的房东 this is Mr Reynolds, your landlord.
你能开门吗 Could you please open up?
一分钟 One minute.
-什么事 -伍德先生 -Yes? -Uh, Mr Wood, you have bounced
你第三次也是最后一次 your third and
房租支票已经被退回来了 final rent cheque.
我非常抱歉 I'm terribly sorry.
我的 我的股票经纪人 My-My stockbroker
一定是把这比帐目搞错了 must've transferred the wrong account.
近来吧 我再给你开张支票 Come on in. I'll write you another cheque.
啊 看来你还在忙着拍电影 Ahh. I see you're in the picture business.
-是的 -我就是对拍电影感兴趣 -Yes. -I'm interested in the picture business.
我的助手和我 我们正欲制作一系列 My associates and l, we wish to produce a series of
关于提升道德信仰的电影... uplifting religious films...
是关于传道者的 about the apostles.
但 不幸的 我们没有足够的钱 But unfortunately, we don't have enough money.
哦 可以提高租金 Well, raising money's tough.
我们的教堂有足够资金拍一部电影 No, our church has enough money for one film.
我们只是没有足够的钱拍所有的12部 We just don't have enough for all twelve.
哦 你知道你在做什么吗 Well, you know what you do?
你先制作一部商业电影... You produce a film in a commercially-proven genre...
然后这部电影卖座 and then after it's a hit,
你就可以用得到的利润 you take the profits from that and
在继续制作全部的12部传道者电影 make the 12 apostles movies.
-是那样吗 -当然 -Would that work? -Absolutely.
我来给你看些东西 Let me show you something.
你看到这个剧本吗 You see this script?
《外太空的盗墓者》 Grave Robbers From Outer Space.
银行的钱 Money in the bank.
来自哪里的盗墓者 Grave robbers from what?
来自外太空 这是部科幻小说 From outer space. It's science fiction.
会吸引很多孩子 Very big with the kids.
只要你完成这部作品 If you make this picture,
你将会得到足够资金资助 you'll have enough money to
拍摄上百部的宗教电影... finance a hundred religious films...
就算你把房租全退给我你也赚钱 and pay my back rent with the profits.
我不知道 这个 嗯 全靠吸引观众 I don't know. This is, um, all a lot to absorb.
这个我保证是颗票房炸药 It's a guaranteed blockbuster.
嗯 Mmm.
我明白这部科幻电影会很流行 I understand this science fiction is very popular,
但是 嗯... but, um...
是不是卖座片都要有大明星 don't the big hits always have big stars?
是的 我们有个大明星... Well, we have a big star...
-贝拉·卢戈西 -贝拉·卢戈西... -Bela Lugosi. -Bela Lugosi...
我想他过世了吧 Oh, I thought he passed on.
是的 他是的 Yes. Yes, he did.
但是... But...
我有他身前拍的最后一出戏 I've got the last footage he ever shot.
看上去非常不错 Doesn't look like very much.
雷诺兹先生 这玩意可以赚大钱 Mr Reynolds, this is the acorn that will grow a great oak.
我要花双倍的精力来完成他的作品... I'll just get a double to finish his scenes...
我们可以把它作为"卢戈西的遗作"发行 and we'll release it as Bela Lugosi's final film.
巴尼 我们在拍另一部电影了 Bunny? We're makin' another movie.
是的 我已经得到贝弗利山庄 Yes, I got the Baptist Church of Beverly Hills
浸信会教堂提供资金 to put up the cash.
埃德 我在外面又找来2个卢戈西 Ed, I got the Lugosi doubles outside.
巴尼 我要挂了 Bunny, I gotta go.
他太矮了 He's too short.
他太高了 He's too tall.
他根本不能工作 He's just not going to work.
好吧 埃德 我想的是 Well, Ed, I was thinkin'
贝拉扮演傅满洲的样子 like when Bela played Fu Manchu.
-保罗 那是卡洛夫 -噢 -Paul, that was Karloff. -Oh.
-你要更努力的找 -好 -You're gonna have to try harder. -Okay.
-删掉些人 要最好的 -好吧 -Try to be a cut above. Go get 'em. -Okay. Right.
星期天要抽出时间 Keep Sunday open;
制片人想要我们接受洗礼 好吗 the producers want us to get baptised. Okay.
你要知道 当你重写一部剧本的时候 You know, hon, when you rewrite a script,
它将会越来越好 it just gets better and better.
这将是埃德·伍德的最后一部电影 This is the ultimate Ed Wood movie.
没有妥协 No compromises.
哦 天啊 Oh, my.
-埃迪 看这个 -嗯 -Eddie, look at this. -Hmm?
什么 What?
这可怜的女孩被开除了 Poor girl's out of a job.
我带来了剧本 你可以扮演盗尸者的妻子 I brought the script. You'll be portraying the ghoul's wife.
-盗尸者的妻子 -是的 -The ghoul's wife? -Yes.
你会觉得好的 You should feel lucky.
埃迪在这个小镇唯一一个朋友 Eddie's the only fella in town
他从不对任何人下评论 who doesn't pass judgement on people.
是的 如果我这么做 我将会没有朋友 That's right. If I did, I wouldn't have any friends.
你看 有没有可能不要让盗尸者妻子 Look, would it be possible to make the ghoul's wife
这个角色那么显着... a little less prominent...
这样人们就不会真的注意我 So people wouldn't really notice me in the movie?
你不想被注意 You don't want to be noticed?
是的 这个怎么样 Yeah. How about this?
没有任何台词的 What if I don't have any lines?
我来演这个哑巴 I'll play the part mute.
-哑巴 -嘿 那是汤姆医生 -Mute? -Hey, it's Dr Tom.
-汤姆医生 嗨 -汤姆医生是谁 -Dr Tom! Hiya! -Who's Dr Tom?
他是为我治疗脊椎的医生 He's my chiropractor.
嘿 凯茜 你好吗 Hey, Kathy. How are you?
-很好 谢谢 -好的 看看 -Fine, thanks. -Well, look at you.
你们今天像是在开会 You're looking in alignment today.
事实上 我的脖子已经好多了 Well, actually, my neck is a little funny.
来 就在这 让我来修理修理 Now, here, let me fix that.
噢 Ooh!
我的天哪 My gosh!
别动 Don't move.
太离奇了 It's uncanny.
看他的脸 太离奇了 Look at his head! It's uncanny!
他看起来真像贝拉 He look nothin' like Bela.
他和他的耳朵有点像 He's kinda got his ears.
噢 用这把你脸遮起来 Oh, look. Cover your face with this.
哦 那我怎么看 Oh. Now I can see it.
我想吸你的血 I want to suck your blood.
我要吸你的血 I want to suck your blood!
让我们听听你是怎么叫 Let's hear you call
鲍里斯·卡洛夫是个混蛋的 Boris Karloff a cocksucker.
嘘 Shh!
我们要让这些施洗礼者喜欢我们 We want these Baptists to like us. Please.
安里露亚 Alleluia
兄弟姐妹们... Brothers and sisters...
今天我们很高兴的在这... we reach now in the service a joyous point...
因为我们要目睹我们的新成员接受洗礼 because we are going to bear witness to the baptism of our new members.
我们为什么不在教堂做这个 Why couldn't we do this in the church?
因为托尔兄弟进不了神圣的浴盆 Because Brother Tor couldn't fit in the sacred tub.
欢迎 信徒们 Welcome to the fold, brother.
-你信奉耶酥吗 -是的 -Do you accept Jesus Christ as your personal saviour? -Yes!
以上帝的名义 基督和圣灵 In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost.
阿门 Amen.
欢迎你 信徒 欢迎 Welcome to the fold, brother. Welcome.
赞美主吧 孩子 Praise the Lord, brother.
你憎恶撒旦和他们所有的恶魔吗 Do you reject Satan and all his evils?
是的 Sure.
以上帝的名义 基督和圣灵 In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost.
赞美主吧 朋友们 Praise the Lord, friends!
-你忏悔你曾经的恶行吗 -是的 -Do you repent for all your sins? -I do.
你怎么能这样 How do you do it?
你怎么能让你的朋友都接受洗礼... How do you get all your friends to get baptised...
就像你能拍一部魔怪电影 Just so you can make a monster movie?
这不是魔怪电影 It's not a monster movie.
这令人超脱震撼 It's a supernatural thriller.
来吧 孩子 Come to Jesus, brother!
我真不敢相信 I can't believe this.
埃德 我要来这做什么 Ed, what am I gonna do here?
你是什么意思 What do you mean?
他没有头发 He has no hair.
哦 我从来没注意到给他戴个假发套 Gee, I never noticed that. Put a wig on him!
在我们开拍前 伍德先生 我有几个问题 Before we start shooting, Mr Wood, we have a few questions.
是的 这个剧本包含 Yes. The script contains
很多盗墓的内容 numerous references to grave robbing.
现在 我们发现挖掘土地的概念 Now, we find the concept of digging up consecrated ground
是非常无礼的 to be highly offensive.
这是亵渎神明 It is blasphemy.
你们在说什么 What are you talking about?
这部电影就说的这个 It's the premise of the movie.
看在上帝的份上 这是电影的主题 It's the title of the movie, for Christ's sakes!
伍德先生 Mr Wood!
是的 关于这个主题 Yes, about that title.
这让我们倍受打击 It strikes us as very inflammatory.
我们为什么不改变一下如 Why don't we change it to
《9个来自外太空的人》 Plan 9 From Outer Space?
哈 那可真荒唐 Ha! That's ridiculous.
好吧 开始 All right. And, action!
体检医生离开了吗 Medical examiner been around yet?
刚离开 运尸车应该已经开了很长一段路了 Just left. The morgue wagon oughta be along most any time.
你们得到他们的陈述了吗 You get their statement?
是的 但他们很害怕 Yeah, but they're pretty scared.
这么混乱的局面每个人都会被吓倒 Fine mess like this will frighten anyone.
你让其中一个男孩 嗯... You have one of the boys, uh...
带走这个人 再让那女孩返回小镇代替你 take the guy and the girl back to town, you take charge.
你怎么把台词都给他了 他真是莫名其妙 What'd you give him all the lines for? He's unintelligible.
卢戈西已经死了 瓦姆皮拉不会说话 Lugosi's dead and Vampira won't talk;
我总要给某个人一些台词 I had to give somebody the dialogue!
那不是答案 That is no answer!
关于这灯光 What about glitter?
当我在巴黎还是头版头条的时候 When I was a headliner in Paris,
观众们很喜欢我星光闪耀的样子 audiences always liked it when I sparkled.
不 No!
-猫眼 -不 -Cat's eyes! -No!
-好吧 我还要一些触角 -不 -Well, I'm going to need some antennae. -No!
你是银河系的统治者 要表现出来 You're the ruler of the galaxy! Show a little taste!
看 没有对话 他很棒吧 See? No talking. Isn't he good?
-暗示汤姆医生 -现在 -Cue Dr Tom. -N-Now?
是的 现在慢慢出来 Yes, now. Lurk him.
要把你的脸藏起来 Be sure and keep your face covered.
是不是太棒了 贝拉还活着 Isn't it wonderful? Bela lives.
你是不是有病 Doesn't it strike you as a bit morbid?
不 你一定很喜欢这样 No. He would've loved it.
贝拉从坟墓回来了 Bela's returned from the grave.
就像是德古拉 暗示瓦姆皮拉. Just like Dracula. Cue Vampira.
停 Cut!
我们再往下看看这是谁的坟墓 Let's go down and find out whose grave it is.
哦 我为什么总是被这些幽灵们钩住 Oh, why do I always get hooked up with these spook details?
妖怪 坟墓 尸体 Monsters, graves, bodies!
停 印下 我们继续 And cut! Print. We're moving on.
-太完美了 -完美 伍德先生... -That was perfect. -Perfect? Mr Wood...
你到底懂不懂电影艺术 do you know anything about the art of film production?
好吧 我是这么想的 Well, I like to think so.
那墓碑上的牌倒了 That cardboard headstone tipped over.
这个墓地明显是假的 This graveyard is obviously phoney.
没有人会注意它 Nobody will ever notice that.
拍电影不是拍这些小细节 这是部大制作 Filmmaking is not about the tiny details. It's about the big picture.
大制作 The big picture?
是的 Yes.
那警察是白天到的 How about when the policemen arrived in daylight,
但现在是晚上怎么回事 but now it's suddenly night?
你懂些什么 What do you know?
你没有听说过悬而未决的怀疑吗 Haven't you heard of suspension of disbelief?
尊敬的 我来了 Reverend, I'm here.
-噢 -他是谁 -Oh. -Who is he?
这是我们唱诗班的导演 This is our choir director.
他来拍小英雄的戏 He's gonna play the young hero.
你们疯了吗 我才是导演 Are you people insane? I'm the director!
这里所有都由我下决定 I make the casting decisions around here!
我认为这是团队的共同努力 I thought this was a group effort.
不 No!
不 No?
我快被他们逼疯了 They're driving me crazy!
这些洗礼者太愚蠢了 愚蠢 愚蠢 These Baptists are... stupid, stupid, stupid!
好 我要冷静下来 Okay. I gotta calm down.
要冷静下来 Gotta calm down.
冷静下来 Gotta calm down.
深呼吸 Take a deep breath.
放松 Relax.
好了 大伙们 All right, everybody.
我们现在开拍第112场景 Let's get set up for scene 112.
把地窖布景留下 让托尔准备好 Move the crypt stage left, and let's get Tor's make-up effect ready.
伍德先生 Mr Wood!
-你认为你在做什么 -我在导演 -What do you think you're doing? -I'm directing.
不能这样 Not like that you're not!
把这些搬走 Remove that get-up immediately!
主也为你羞耻 You shame our Lord.
那就这样 我受不了了 That's it! I can't take it!
带我到最近的酒馆 快 Take me to the nearest bar, and make it snappy!
皇家威斯忌 Imperial Whisky.
噢 天啊 Oh, my gosh.
奥森·韦尔斯 Orson Welles.
-对不起 先生 -什么事 -Excuse me, sir? -Yes?
嗯... 我是一名年轻的制片人 Um... Well, I'm a young filmmakerand
也是你的影迷 a real big fan.
我... 我一直很想遇见你 l... I just wanted to meet you.
我很荣幸 我是奥森·韦尔斯 My pleasure. I'm Orson Welles.
我是 嗯 小埃德华·D·伍德 I'm, uh, Edward D. Wood, Jr.
你在做什么 What you working on?
在为堂吉诃德的第三阶段筹集资金 Well, the financing just fell through for the third time on Don Quixote.
你知道 我真不敢相信 You know, I can't believe it.
那同样也是我的问题 That sounds just exactly like my problems.
这些有钱人都很可恶 It's the damn money men.
他们从分不清孰优孰劣 They never know who's a windbag and who's got the goods.
他们倒认为他们是导演 Then they all think they're directors.
那就是事实 Ain't that the truth?
你知道吗我的制片商竟然要剪辑我的电影 Do you know that I've even had producers re-cut my movies?
我讨厌那种事 I hate when that happens.
他们还总是试图要把他们一帮人安排进去演戏 And they're always trying to cast their buddies.
如果他们真的适合角色也就算了 It doesn't even matter if they're right for the part.
和我说说 我要在环球拍一部惊悚片... Tell me about it. I'm supposed to do a thriller at Universal...
但他们要查尔顿·赫斯顿 but they want Charlton Heston
来演一个墨西哥人 to play a Mexican.
啊 韦尔斯先生 你觉得这值得吗 Ah, Mr Welles. Is it all worth it?
电影开拍了就值得了 It is when it works.
你知道 我自己完全掌控的 You know, the one film of mine
一部片子《凯恩》 where I had total control, Kane?
电影公司很讨厌它... The studio hated it...
他们根本没想到会成功 but they didn't get to touch a frame.
-埃德 -什么 -Ed. -Yes?
电影值得你为它奋斗 Visions are worth fighting for.
为什么不在你一生中拍一个人的梦想呢 Why spend your life making someone else's dreams?
谢谢... 奥森 Thank you... Orson.
-雷诺兹先生 -是的 -Mr Reynolds. -Yes.
还是要像我想的那样完成这部电影... We are gonna finish this picture just the way I want it...
因为艺术家的梦想不容与你妥协 because you cannot compromise an artist's vision.
但这是我们的钱 But it's our money.
你可以捆包就走... And you're gonna make a bundle...
但你闭嘴 按照我的做 也可以留下 but only if you shut up and let me do things my way.
好了 伙计们 各就各位 All right, gang. Actors in positions.
我们完成这部电影 Let's finish this picture.
开始 Action.
去帮帮他好吗 继续拍 Wanna give him a hand? Keep rolling.
现在不同了 Now that's an alien.
开始 Action.
-你们在执行什么计划 -第九方案 -What plan will you follow now? -Plan 9.
第九方案 啊 是的 Plan 9? Ah, yes.
第九方案是让那些死人复苏 Plan 9 deals with the resurrection of the dead.
远程电极插中刚死不久的人的... Long-distance electrodes shot into the pineal and pituitary glands...
的松果体和脑垂体 of the recent dead.
你知道 也许你们是正确的 You know, maybe you guys were right.
"第九方案"是个好标题 "Plan 9" is a good title.
我想要闪电 我想要那2次爆炸... I want that lightning, I want those two explosions...
-我要拍更多的军事电影 -好的 -And I've got to have more shots of the military! -Right.
停 And cut.
好了 朋友们 准备第32场景 All right, friends. Prepare for scene 32.
-伍德先生 -什么事 -M-Mr. Wood? -Yeah?
驾驶员座舱在哪 Where's the cockpit set?
你站在里面 放好 You're standing in it. Places!
但是如果我们继续这场轰炸 But what if we develop this solenite bomb?
我们的国家也将更强大 Then we'd be a stronger nation too.
"更强大"你看到了吗 "Stronger." You see?
你看到了吗 你们这些愚蠢的思想 You see? Your stupid minds.
愚蠢 愚蠢 Stupid. Stupid!
-那时我要对你说的 -喔 -That's all I'm gonna take outta you! -Oh!
停 Cut!
开始 Action.
你们好 我的朋友们 Greetings, my friend.
我们对未来都很好奇... We are all interested in the future...
因为我们的余生要在那里度过 for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives.
请记住 我的朋友们 And remember, my friend:
像这些未来的事物会在将来影响你们 Future events such as these will effect you in the future.
... 停 And... cut!
完成 That's a wrap.
噢 Oh!
我抬不起来 粘住了 I can't get it up. It's stuck.
埃迪 你的首映 要晚了 Eddie, you're gonna be late for your own premiere.
好吧 那算了 All right, forget it.
女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen.
你们要看的是一部杰出的动作电影 You are about to see an extraordinary motion picture.
但在开始之前 But before it begins,
我想我们应该向一个人致敬... I think we should all give a hand to the man...
没有他就没有今晚 without whom we wouldn't be here tonight.
埃迪 答谢吧 Eddie, take a bow!
谢谢大家 Thank you.
我只想说这部电影... I just wanna say that this film...
是为了纪念贝拉 is for Bela.
他妻子的惨痛的死... The grief of his wife's death...
变的越来越痛苦 became greater and greater agony.
他们曾经生活在一起的家... The home they had so long shared together...
变成了一个坟墓... became a tomb...
她在世时的甜蜜回忆 a sweet memory of her joyous living.
他曾经看过的天空... The sky to which he had once looked...
全被她死去的身影所遮盖 was now only a covering for her dead body.
那曾经美丽的鲜花... The ever-beautiful flowers she had planted...
是她亲手栽培... with her own hands...
也就像她脸颊失去的红润 became nothing more than the lost roses of her cheeks.
被这些痛苦困扰着... Confused by his great loss...
这个老人离开了那个屋子... the old man left that home...
再也不回来了 never to return again.
就是这个 This is the one.
就是这个我将永远记住 This is the one I'll be remembered for.
哦 亲爱的 我太为你高心了 Aw, gee, honey, I'm so happy for ya!
对了 我们结婚吧 Say, let's get married.
-什么 -就现在 我们去维加斯 -Huh? -Right now. Let's go to Vegas.
但是 埃迪 现在正在下大雨 But, Eddie, it's pouring,
我们车顶棚也坏了 and the car top is stuck.
没关系 只有五个小时的路程... Phooey! It's only a five-hour drive...
而且到了沙漠我们也许要停下 and it'll probably stop by the time we get to the desert.
小傻瓜 在转角处我们就停下 走吧 Heck, it'll probably stop by the time we get around the corner. Let's go.
噢 Oh!
好莱坞
小埃德华·D·伍德一直在好莱坞奋斗着
但是没有取得大的成功
后期沉溺于酒精和妖怪 色情电影
他于1978年去世 享年54岁
两年后 埃德被评选为
"有史以来最差的导演"
带来全世界的欢呼
同时也产生了他的新一代的影迷
凯茜·伍德嫁给埃德
20年间起起伏伏 始终忠心于他
在他死后 她没有再嫁
贝拉·卢戈西没有从坟墓中站起来
但是他出演过103部电影
名气越来越大了
今天 他的电影专辑销量
远超鲍里斯·卡洛夫
巴尼·布雷克里奇 尽管说过多次
但从来没有真的做变性手术
他目前居住于新泽西
德洛丽丝·富勒在离开埃德后
开始了她成功的作曲生涯
她的作品包括为
埃尔维斯·普雷斯利(译注 猫王)
谱写的
"Rock-A-Hula Baby"
和"Do the Clam"
托尔·约翰森在大量"B"类电影中出现
后来他因万圣节面具的畅销而闻名
他死于1971年
瓦姆皮拉从娱乐业退休
销售手工艺珠宝饰品
在80年代 她起诉埃尔维拉效仿她的手段
但是诉讼失败
保罗·马尔科和康拉德·布鲁克斯
仍然是好莱坞荧幕上的人物
保罗创办了"保罗·马尔科影迷俱乐部"
并自任主席
《纽约时报》最近将康拉德评为
"最差电影中的吉尔古德"
(译注 吉尔古德--英国古典戏剧演员
演出莎翁悲剧《哈姆雷特》中的王子而知名
20 30年代闻名于英美)
汤姆·梅森医生 后来的脊椎指压治疗师
在另一部埃德·伍德电影中出演角色
片名是《盗尸人之夜》
这一次 埃德让他露了脸
克里斯韦尔继续着他的胡编乱造的预言
经常作为嘉宾出现在"今晚放映"节目中
他于1982年离世
剧终摄于美国好莱坞